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"Uh, well, not a version of the first contact checklist, but what else can I do for you?"

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"I'm trying to find who I should talk to about establishing relations between Vanda Nossëo, which I represent, and your people here."

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"Um, I think I'm not supposed to give you an appointment with the vicar just for fun, sorry, I can tell you worked really hard on your costume and it's really amazing."

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"Thank you. Is there a demonstration that would get me an appointment?"

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Blink blink. "Of... you being an alien? Sure, probably, I guess it depends on your species, like, one of the species from Black Rosette has frog tongues and one of them can shed all their hair and then grow it back in five seconds and one of them has six pairs of wings, you got anything like that?"

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"I'm an Elf, and this is what I really look like, and we have extremely sensitive scalps so I'm not going to shed my hair, but I do have a colleague with one pair of wings, should I call her over?"

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"...Sure, but only if she doesn't mind that I'm going to try to take her costume off."

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"I'll warn her."

Cassiel disengages from the crowd and sweeps in, creating a mask out of thin air as she does and affixing it to her face, and presents a wing for the receptionist to pull on.

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Well, she's not going to just pull, seems more informative to go around behind and find the joints, otherwise it's probably just superglue.

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Nope there are wings and feathers growing out of this person's skin.

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"Can you move your wing a little?" She wants to see if the underlying muscles seem to move right.

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Flap.

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"I, uh, I will arrange an appointment for you, also your wings are really cool."

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"Thanks!" says Cassiel. "Hey, question, what are the masks for?"

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"They make it less likely that people will make each other sick. In other countries they wear them more but here you only have to in places like this."

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"Oh, cool. I can't get sick but I guess you can't believe me yet."

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"Mhm," she says vaguely, and goes back to her desk to type something, and a little later she lets them know the vicar will see them shortly.

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"Thank you," says Tarwë.

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The vicar will see them in a spacious office with a large desk and two armed guards currently visible.

"Welcome to Linver," says the vicar, "and welcome to the planet Tey."

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"Thank you," says Tarwë. "We're envoys from Vanda Nossëo, a many-universe and many-planet association of shared values of free trade, free migration, and universal sapient flourishing. Our team was assigned to this country and we would like to learn more about it and establish a presence here."

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"The people of Tey also care deeply about universal sapient flourishing. All creatures that speak or write are like cousins to humanity. We have produced an introduction to our planet for aliens and would be delighted to provide you with a copy."

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"Thank you. Humans are, for unclear reasons, common in many universes, so we're familiar with the species."

"I used to be a human," Cassiel volunteers.

"But the specificities of your planet will be new to us."

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"I can show you how to borrow the copy from the library here - or we can get another if it's out right now. The third volume covers things I wouldn't expect to be the same for humans from another world."

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"Thank you very much."

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He can show them to the same library as they keep all the other public records in. The three-volume series is conveniently a published work titled Introduction to Tey for Aliens but a vast quantity of it is taken up by turning an illustration of a periodic table of the elements slowly and painstakingly into an entire dictionary and then describing humans, so a framling with translation magic could certainly be forgiven for writing it off. But the third volume is a discussion of religions and cultural mores that tries to assume genuinely zero shared context other than chemistry, physics, and the facts about humans transmitted in volume two.

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