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Tree branch: check. Assorted lightweight seed-bearing fruits and nuts: check. Other seeds: check. Water bottle, for when she has to veer away from the river: check.

Better not linger in her starting place too much longer. Yellow's faster than her and may have already come home to a wreck. Thorn might have a habit of checking up on the place, even, just in case. She's invisible, inaudible, unsmellable - that won't help if he sends someone thorough. Or comes in person.

She sets out.

She's been flying for about thirty minutes after her shopping trip when she falls through a tear and squeaks inaudibly and lands in the middle of -
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- somewhere.

It's a city, it has to be. The area is dominated by immense buildings. Even the ground is made of some artificial rocklike material. But she has little time to look around; two masked and costumed mortals are charging past her surprisingly quickly. A third who is neither tries to run. He doesn't get far before being caught.
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Yeep.

She gets out of the way. She wasn't expecting to fall through a tear.

...And having done so she wasn't expecting to still be invisible, but she is.

She watches the proceedings. What are these mortals up to?
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The uncostumed one makes a move toward a fourth, who is keeping as much distance as being backed against a wall will allow. Before he can get within striking range, the distance increases. The space between him and the other two simultaneously shrinks, and the mortal in a black cloak strikes him across the jaw. He has every size advantage and fights back, but any time something should have hit her she turns into a dark gaslike substance and it passes straight through. He goes down quickly.

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This is not sorcery. Sorcery can't do that. Even if sorcery does, apparently, work in the mortal world. ...Maybe they've invented some unprecedented applications.

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The participants are done with their non-sorcery, for the moment. They restrain their opponent and speak with the fourth mortal. Apparently it was a foiled robbery. The victim seems surprised by the costumed individuals' presence but not their existence. They collect the information they seem to think important, and while the victim leaves they ask for transport for one captive. Who they're asking is not readily observable, but Promise is hearing one side of a conversation, so presumably someone is answering.

The smaller mortal in green and white waves her hand. The space snaps back to its usual dimensions. And Promise's invisibility disappears.
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As does her inaudibility, so they can all hear her go: "Eep!"

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In approximately no time at all, the one with the cloak has a crossbow pointed at her.

"Who are you? You with him?" She jerks her head toward her captive, and it is perfectly clear which answer is acceptable.
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Sorcery fails to work. Which would be completely expected except it was working a moment ago.

"I've never interacted with him. I'm Promise."
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"Says you. You're a cape, you saw the robbery, and you didn't do anything. You aren't getting the benefit of any doubts here."

The other one interrupts.
"Calm down, Stalker. She hasn't done anything.
I'm Vista, that's Shadow Stalker."

The crossbow stays pointed.
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Not real names. Which is convenient on an ethical level but damned scary on a 'crossbow pointed at her' level.

"When I got here you were already chasing him. And I wasn't expecting to get here. And I don't know what a cape is except a garment which I am not wearing, let alone being."
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"We're capes. People with powers, top of the food chain, heroes and villains. I assumed the trick with appearing out of thin air meant you were one. You call them something different where you're from, or are you just from under a rock?" She lowers the weapon, more out of confusion than trust. Denying having heard of capes is at least not what a villain would do. Disappointing.

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"Appearing here was not something I did, it's something that happened to me. I was briefly invisible, which I did do but don't seem to be able to re-do which is very confusing from a sorcery theoretic standpoint on both counts but might have had something to do with your 'powers'? I don't know. I'm not a cape, I'm a fairy. And I'm not from under a rock but I am from inside of a tree."

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"Fairies and sorcery, huh?" the black-cloaked one comments. "Sounds like something out of one of your books. I'm going to call it in, tell them we've got one for the loony bin."

Vista's visor does not conceal her frown at the comment directed at her, but she doesn't respond. "Are you sure you're not a cape? Some people describe powers as magic, and some - well, one - calls herself a fairy. And the wings are kind of a giveaway; you can't very well be a non-cape with something like that."
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"I mean, if 'cape' just means 'someone who can do things non-sorcerer mortals cannot do', then I'm that for the wings alone, yes."

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"...do you know many immortals? Most capes are very much not that."

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"Fairies in general are immortal, yes."

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"Fairies aren't real. Not here. Maybe you're from another world, like Aleph?"

Shadow Stalker returns, and cuts in, "Aleph doesn't have fairies either. Are you saying you believe this?"
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"I'm from Fairyland. And if I knew how to make sorcery go back to working like it was a couple of minutes ago I'd go back, not that you haven't been hospitable... Are there several mortal worlds? I didn't know that but it would explain a lot."

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"There's at least one other Earth. It's pretty much like this one, just with less capes. But the number two is ridiculous and can't exist, so there might be more. If you're from one, you should probably come talk to someone who outranks us."

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"I'm not from an Earth, I'm from Fairyland. I'm given to understand that Earth is round? I am not from a round location."

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"...you should definitely come talk to the Director. And Armsmaster; if your world isn't round it'll probably make his head explode."

A van pulls up. Shadow Stalker hands her prisoner over and gives what is definitely a very fair and accurate description of events leading up to the capture.
Then she agrees with Vista, "You willing to come to HQ with us? I could use an excuse to cut out early from the patrol with the kid."
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"I don't mind." Her current best guess is that Vista is the only way to make sorcery work around here, and a gate could take ages to settle and this looks like a lousy place for one.

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"Good. Rooftops OK? It's a short trip; we can show you the way." Both capes ascend one, while somehow also not leaving mid-conversation.

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Promise flies obligingly after them.

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They cover more ground than a short trip might imply, but the distance obligingly shrinks itself.

The destination is not the tallest building they've passed, but it's still beyond anything typical of Fairyland. What sets it apart from everything else visible so far is the force field surrounding it.
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When the distance shifts, Promise tries making a fairylight -

She thinks she sees it flicker into existence before it vanishes, shredded by whatever about this place does that.

The force field is interesting.
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Vista notices her looking at the field. "It's Tinker-made. More just for showing off how we have a force field than for keeping things out, of course.

Elevator's this way. Stalker called ahead; the Director's expecting us."
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"Oh, by the way, if there's anyone around who doesn't use nicknames they should probably start."

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"Why? Capes do, pretty much all of us, but non-capes don't."

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"Am I going to meet any non-capes?"

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"Most people are non-capes. Director P– the Director is one. Anyone who isn't wearing a costume is probably using their real name."
So far, Promise has seen a total of two costumes.
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"Well, I'll just avoid those people, then, I guess. And if you meet any other winged people just introduce yourself as Vista."

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"Why, what happens if I don't? They claim my identity and impersonate me while I fall apart?"

Shadow Stalker might make fun of her for it, but she doesn't have to be a stereotypical thirteen-year-old to have read Maggie Holt.
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"Well, if you're lucky they don't do anything, but names let fairies do things. ...With that having been duly warned I don't think I want to completely explain fairies right now. I wasn't expecting the mortal world to be this full of unfamiliar magic and people aiming weapons at me."

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"You were an unfamiliar cape who, for all I knew, had been overseeing a crime in progress. Damn right I'm going to be keeping my guard up."

The elevator does exactly what the name implies, and opens on a floor full of offices. The capes lead her into the open door of one.

A plate by the door reads "Emily Piggot."
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Promise doesn't enter the building expecting to need to read the walls, and it's a bit above eye-level, and metal plates with words on them are frankly less attention-getting than the coffee machine over there. She actually doesn't see it.

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Upon entering, Vista immediately says "This is Promise, ma'am. Aside from what Stalker reported, it's important that you not tell her your name."

The Director is a fat woman with gray eyes and a blue suit. She pauses for a second or two and then says "Very well. Dismissed." The capes leave, and Director Piggot addresses Promise. "You may call me Director, or ma'am. What is the significance of this restriction?
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"I'm a fairy."

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"I heard that part. What happens if one tells a fairy one's name?"

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"I'd sooner not explain. I don't have any names or any wish to acquire them and I warned you not to let them slip, and what I would like to do next is figure out how to get sorcery working long enough for me to go back to Fairyland."
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"Promise, if this is something that endangers my people I have little tolerance for games. Our precautions might be insufficient, or if we succeed in getting you back to Fairyland some other fairy might come here, or any number of failures. That holds even if you yourself are both completely trustworthy and never slip once. In such a case, I should at least like to know what the danger is."

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Sigh. "Apparently there are a lot of Earths and I didn't even gate here, so if you haven't had a lot of fairies visiting in the past it's unlikely to start happening, but I suppose that's reasonable. When a fairy has a person's name then that person is the fairy's vassal until the name is forgotten; vassals must obey orders from their masters and can't harm them. But you already have this policy of the people with the non-sorcery magic powers using nicknames, which are safe."

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"Capes use code names to protect their civilian identities. This is a rather more literal case than usual.

What are the limits on what orders can be given, or on what happens if the vassal does not? Does the harm have to be intended to cause serious injury, or does accidental inconvenience count?"
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"Nothing happens if the vassal does not because the vassal does. It's not a choice. Literally impossible orders don't apply, though, if a fairy ordered a mortal - who couldn't fly - to fly then this wouldn't constrain them in any way. Vassals can still, say, stumble and step on their master's feet, but can't plan and then actually take actions that will hurt their master, and self-deception can work around some badly phrased orders but won't help with harm."

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"So there is a civilization any member of which is potentially one of the more frightening individuals here. Your willingness to volunteer the warning about names does you credit, and I'd like to apologize in advance for this."

Her fist crashes against Promise's arm.
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Promise staggers into a bookshelf and then slips onto the floor; one of her wings bends in a way that looks quite uncomfortable. She shrieks and flings her arms over her head.

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"Promise?" This was unexpected, but at least it's better than the more likely bad outcome. "I needed to make sure you hadn't heard my name anywhere. I'm not going to do anything of the kind again. Can I help you up?"

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"Don't touch me."

This order is non-binding but delivered with some venom.

Promise sits up. She reaches behind herself and straightens out her wing, gritting her teeth.

"You could have asked. I would have let you try to pinch me."
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"I did not know what would count as harm, and allowing you to choose the degree would reduce the probative value. I apologize for the necessity, but wanted to take as few chances as possible.

Are you recovered enough to discuss returning you to Fairyland? If the wing is likely to take more time, I can ask for a healer and Panacea can probably be here in a matter of minutes."
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"I could fly like this if I have to. I could heal myself if sorcery worked, which," she checks, "it isn't. It seems like it works a little bit when Vista is doing the space warping thing. Maybe not well enough to let a gate stabilize, but I don't know yet."

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"Shadow Stalker reports that you were invisible when you arrived. While that may well have been in the area of Vista's effect, is invisibility within the scope of what you call a little bit?"

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"Continuing to be invisible having already been so, yes. Starting would be harder."

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"Vista's power does scale easily, if doing more of it might help. I can have her test it. Some others might be useful as well, depending on what determines how hard it is to use your powers."

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"I don't know why sorcery doesn't usually work in the mortal world in the first place. It's not supposed to work at all; my invisibility should have been gone as soon as I came through the tear regardless of where exactly I landed. But if there are several Earths they might work differently and I could have information only about other ones. How long can she apply her power to an area?"

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"It lasts until she corrects it. Which she is ordinarily required to do at the earliest opportunity for obvious reasons, but some place suitably unoccupied could be found."

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"Then I can try making a gate in the suitably unoccupied place and see if it'll settle."

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"I'll send out some instructions. A space should be prepared shortly."

She types at one of her devices. "In the meantime, would you mind describing what your power can do? When it's working, of course. I should warn you that the gates alone, depending on the exact mechanics, might make you a target for forcible recruitment from any of several groups."
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"Then it sounds like I might really not want to explain them, doesn't it?"

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"If you appear vulnerable, the existence of the gates is enough information for the more trigger-happy factions to think it worth a try. I can order Shadow Stalker and Vista not to mention the possibility, unless it's us you're worried about."

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"It currently seems like I may need Vista's help to go home, but if you really want to help me go home you don't need a full explanation of everything I can do, and if you don't want to help me go home, I oughtn't tell you."

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"If sorcery is not unique to you, this is another addition to the list of concerns if other fairies appear. And I still hold out some hope of recruiting you non-forcibly. Your Master power alone could save quite a few lives."

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"Again, you are not about to get a torrent of fairies. Sorcery is not unique to me but most fairies never learn any and it flat out doesn't work under normal conditions here. By 'Master power' you mean the names thing?"

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"Yes. We use the word for a general category of power, which includes the names thing."

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"And you frequently have people threatening others' lives, whose names you want to hand over to me, who will listen to me telling them not to kill anybody? This is a routine problem you have."

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"Most of our opponents do use code names and varying degrees of secrecy, but there are some." Rachel Lindt. Jean-Paul Vasil. Trickster's name is on file somewhere. Even Alan Gramme, if Promise is vastly more effective than someone who is essentially an untrained civilian has any right to be.

"And in the unlikely event that your name thing works on Endbringers, you could be the most important asset the world has. Bar none."
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"I don't know what those are. Are they mortals with particularly troubling powers...?"

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"Every few months, one of three city-destroying monsters attacks and capes fight it. Heroes and villains call a truce, strictly enforced. We evacuate as best we can, but thousands of civilians die. Your ability offers an outside chance at being the only thing that can stop this entirely."

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"If they're monsters, not people, I doubt very much it'll work on them."

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"They may or may not have ever been human. No one knows where they come from.
Even if you can't control them, we are currently reliant on a handful of capes to transport the entire defending force to the battlefield. Depending again on how they work, your gates could make a valuable strategic difference."
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"Gates can sometimes take days to settle. And going through Fairyland would be dangerous for you."

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"Low speed would make it less effective. Do fairies or sorcerers have any offensive or defensive capabilities?"

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"There are a lot of kinds of fairies. I'm pretty harmless as far as natural weapons are concerned, but there are some who have other non-sorcery kind magic which could be hazardous, and sorcerers can do a lot of different things, which I am not presently inclined to list."

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"Yes, you've mentioned." Just like a cape, even if Promise technically isn't. But the usual reasons for why an independent would be so much better off with the Protectorate don't apply here, so the counterarguments would fall flat.

Emily glances back at the screen. "It looks like an improvised testing ground for your sorcery has been set up, and Vista is on site. Follow me downstairs?"
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"Okay."

Promise settles her bag around her shoulder - it didn't burst or anything when she was shoved, but it did jostle - and follows.
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The name plate on the Director's door has been covered, as have the corresponding ones on other doors. On the way down, Promise may notice that the Director speaks the floor number aloud instead of pushing a button, and some of the doors require a fingerprint on the way in.

The improvised testing ground is an unremarkable door halfway down a hallway. It opens onto a round empty room wider than the building. A single bulb in the center of the ceiling is entirely insufficient to light it; extension cords from outside allow other equipment to fix that problem.

"This was a closet a few minutes ago. It is under the effects of Vista's power significantly more than anything she would use in the field, so if that's the relevant factor your abilities should work here."

Vista herself is in the center of the room, smiling.
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"Thank you," Promise tells Vista. She scans the room for sorcerously relevant things. A lot of light sources, but she can work with that. To make sure that this isn't going to be a completely wasted attempt at a gate, she first makes a fairylight, too, hovering above her hand; when it doesn't disappear, she nods to herself and then says, "I should probably mark on the floor where the gate will be. How do you prefer I do that?"

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"Whatever non-destructive method is easiest. It's an unimportant room in every way not related to sorcery. Are there any mundane supplies that would help?"

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"A pen or something is fine. The sorcery doesn't care about the marks, it would just be so no one wanders into Fairyland by accident. I'm planning to put the gate a mile above the ground, by the by, so I don't recommend that anyone who can't fly follow me even if they want to see the place."

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"You're not planning to close it from the other side?"

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"I could, if you don't want me to come back after all? I suppose while it's settling you could tell me the Endbringers' names and I can see if they count."

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Vista stares when she hears that Promise's unstated power might work on Endbringers.

Piggot answers, "The Protectorate would be happy to work with you, you just gave the impression of trying to get away and, presumably stay away. I'll make sure this area doesn't get set back to normal.

The Endbringers are Behemoth, Leviathan, and the Simurgh. Would you know if that did it, or would you need to meet them first?"
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"...I would need to know a little more about them. Besides that they belong in this category. I don't have to encounter them in person."

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"That's easy enough." She takes a small rectangle out of a pocket, pokes at it, and in a few seconds is showing Promise a Wikipedia page describing Behemoth. Forty-five feet tall, externally appearing to be made of magma and obsidian, capable of manipulating all known forms of energy, and with a habit of killing capes en masse. A picture accompanies the text, and the full page is very long.

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"Not his real name, for this purpose. Or doesn't count as something I can take as a vassal."
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"That's to be expected, unfortunately. They are immune to most ordinary Master powers."

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"I can try the others. Or if he may have been called something else first, that might be what counts as his real name."

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"Alexandria called him that when he first appeared, if that matters. If there was an earlier name, we have no way of knowing." But she shows the descriptions of the other two anyway.

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"No and no, likewise. I'm sorry."

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"We had to try."

Vista cuts in, "Why is it that Fairyland is dangerous?"

The Director agrees, "Especially given that there is a portal to it, even a remote and well-guarded one, in our building."
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"Because there are fairies there. It's extremely unlikely that any fairies will find my gate in midair, and I will close it when I'm not using it, particularly since I should be able to close it from either side."

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"Unless fairies are more dangerous than you've seen fit to mention, we should be able to handle that risk simply by not using names. Certainly not worth avoiding an entire world for."

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"You may take that risk as you like, but if one fairy gets one of you that fairy then has all the names that person knows. And fairies as a group are always immortal, often risk-seeking, frequently interested in possessing mortals, and not necessarily opposed to torture or force-feeding. ...Food works more or less like names do."

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An obvious omission.

"Thank you for the warning, then. It sounds like a potentially manageable risk, but we have little reason to take it."

And, more importantly, "Would you be willing to construct gates between PRT bases? The theoretical ability to call in allied heroes is the Protectorate's greatest advantage; it could be a substantial deterrent if that becomes less theoretical."
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"I don't know nearly enough about your organization to know if I wish to hand it large strategic advantages, but I am willing to remain nearby and learn more, as long as I'm treated well and can go back to Fairyland through this gate on my own schedule."

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"I certainly don't plan to keep you prisoner here.
As for this organization, it's the parahuman law enforcement. The only group to be sanctioned by and part of the government, and accountable to the public in a way that New Wave or Haven is not. I can arrange information from less biased sources, of course, but it's going to bear that out.

And we are in a position to pay you, once we can find something of value on both sides of the gate."
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"Fairies don't use currency. Or, apart from the Queen herself and the various masters of larger courts, anything resembling government or law enforcement. ...And of course I've never heard of New Wave or Haven."

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"Other hero groups. There are some.

From what you've said of fairies, I'll hazard a guess that their version of law enforcement isn't something to make a positive comparison to?"
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"Not really."

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"I could try explaining from the ground up why having a remotely functional system of laws is better than having none, but the relevant part is that the Protectorate is what stops any sufficiently powerful parahuman from moving to a city with fewer heroes than villains and committing as much crime as they please. Or to be honest, more like limits it."

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"I think I have the general idea, but so far I only have your word on any of this. And I still need something to mark the floor with."

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"I could have someone redact the names from what we claim is a real newspaper, or bring in someone we claim is unaffiliated with our organization, information in general is going to have this problem."

The other problem is simpler. Writing implements aren't in short supply, one materializes, and the Director hands it to Promise.
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Promise marks a roughly door-width distance on the floor. Then she stares at it. Then she reaches into her bag, pulls out a little bit of plant matter, and throws it past the marks. It lands on the floor. She goes and picks it up. "Not an instant settle."

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"Any idea where it falls on the scale between instant and days? We can accommodate you for that long if you need it."

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"I can't tell in advance. I can just wait here for it, if that's all right."

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"Here?" The humans glance around at the enormous empty room. "If you'd prefer. I'll make sure everyone is warned about the names so you're less confined, but leaving wherever you wait is still going to be a risk."

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"I wasn't planning to wander around. Sorcery works here, which is very comforting."

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Vista nods. If she were in Promise's position, she'd want to stay in the room where her power worked, too.

"If it might be days, you'll presumably want food and furniture and so on. And information, of course, what kinds of things do you most urgently need to know?"
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"I was packed for a trip when I fell through. I have never eaten mortal food and don't want to start. If I'm going to come back here later I'd like to know more about how the world is, in general. I don't know enough to know what to ask."

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"I suppose that's to be expected.
There probably actually is an answer prepared for people who need a ground-up introduction to everything. I haven't handled any of those cases myself, but it comes up more often than never.

And I'd like to know more about Fairyland eventually, but you learning about Earth Bet is higher priority."
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"I'm willing to tell you some general things about Fairyland, but I don't have a prepared answer on hand."

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"For my own curiosity, why is so much of it in anarchy? Humans have had societies beyond what could be described as someone's court for most of our history, and even capes can be organized. Are most fairies just extremely averse to cooperation?"

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"Some fairies do live in largish groups. Mostly breeding kinds. Most individual fairies are breeders, but most kinds of fairies aren't. But there's nowhere as densely populated as the city I just overflew implied. And we can be self-sufficient pretty easily."

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"Some of that does sound different enough that there's no reason to expect an analogy to humans to hold.

But worrying about the details of another world is likely to be above my pay grade, at least as long as my city isn't in danger."
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"Are capes harder to organize than other mortals?"

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"Definitely. Who can gain powers is an essentially random sample, but powers only activate after some form of trauma. I admit some are perfectly well-adjusted individuals, but they're not exactly selected for that. And then they wind up obviously unique, powerful, and socially expected to bash one another's faces in. The general trend is that parahumans are much more likely than normals to do their own thing and in unpleasantly direct ways."

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"But mortals in general are pretty easily coordinated, I gather."

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"I suppose. To me it always seemed normal."

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"How many people live in this city?"

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"About three hundred fifty thousand. Brockton Bay is larger than most cities, but there are fifty or so larger in this country alone."

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"You'd need to assemble continentsful of fairies to get that many together."

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"For us it was mostly made possible by the industrial and agricultural revolutions. It sounds like Fairyland never had those. But the causes are ancient history now; large cities are just taken for granted."

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"Fairies do some agriculture, but not in a particularly revolutionary way."

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"I'll dig up some information on how it happened and add it to the list, if you're interested. History in general probably wouldn't even need to be redacted, the owners of any names being safely dead."

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"...I have heard that humans re-use names a lot."

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"You need to avoid hearing names even if there's no one attached? That sounds more dangerous than before."

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"It wouldn't do anything by itself, but if I think of a name in connection with another mortal later and it happens to be right that works just as well as being told about someone's name in particular."

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Piggot frowns. "If it's that easy, I may have to reconsider the suggestion about telling you some names. Any criminal who isn't too dangerous to get you close to might not be worth the risk to everyone who happens to share their name."

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"If names are reused that often, yeah."

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"Few names are unique, and some are common. I'll make sure everything is as redacted as possible."

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"Okay. I really don't have any plans to mistreat any vassals I acquire here but I understand the desire for caution."

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"You did accrue quite a bit of credibility by warning us in the first place. But people are justifiably terrified of Masters, and if it were to come out that we had potentially put random people under the complete control of a previously unknown hero, public opinion would turn against everyone involved in a heartbeat."

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"I'd hesitate to describe the control as 'complete'. Vassals can escape sometimes. But yeah."

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"Anything else before I arrange for what we've talked about so far?"

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"Can these... machine lights be moved out of the way? I'd prefer to do my own lighting."

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"They can be turned off easily like this." She flicks the switch on the nearest one, and it winks out. "If you want them moved physically too, I can send someone."

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"Yes please. They're... not exactly decorative."

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This is true. "All right. None of this should take very long."

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"Thank you." Pause. "Oh, there is one thing fairies can do you might find useful that I don't mind doing. Mortals have a lot of different languages, right? I should be able to translate between them very easily and can't think of a good reason not to, if you need that done."

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The Director pauses for a bit, then says "We do have translators for the languages that come up, but I'll keep it in mind. Thank you."

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"You're welcome."

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Director Piggot has a lot of Promise-related paperwork. But first she digs up the introductory explanation on "so you appeared on Earth Bet with no memory," and directs minions to help arrange Promise's accommodations. Then she gets down to making sure everything Promise said is officially known to the PRT.

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Promise reads the pamphlet. It is not really intended for her, but it is still interesting and informative. When the lights have been taken away, she fills the room with a scattering of fairylights. Occasionally she throws a bit of plant stem through where the gate will be. She puts off eating for the time being; she didn't bring that much food. She asks a minion for paper to draw on, though, and doodles.

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At a point where no one else is present, a dark gaseous form glides through the door and solidifies. "Hello again, fairy."

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"Hello. ...It's Promise."

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"Whatever.
Anyway, I know you landed on a crime in progress when you got here and hid, but I thought I'd give you another chance. You going to help fight, or lock yourself safely away?"
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"I was already invisible when I arrived, and certainly didn't understand enough of what was going on to be confident in helping more than I hurt if I did something. The Director has already confirmed that my 'Master power' doesn't work on Endbringers and might consider it too much of a risk to give me any more common mortal names. I did offer to do translation as long as I'm here."

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"Translation. Hiding it is, then.
World's falling apart. If you could fight it but don't, well, at least I know my instincts were right."
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"...Do you have a point?"

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She shrugs. "Not really. I just came to find out if you were a fighter or a victim. Wasn't expecting it to be that obvious. But at least you'll fit right in with the rest of these people."

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"Is this a normal classification mortals make amongst themselves or just you?"

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"Some don't. Others pretend not to. But when things get bad enough that's the question that matters."

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"Who exactly would you have me fighting? Property thieves?"

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"Thieves. Drug pushers. Murderers. Rapists. And the capes that protect them. We've got all kinds of scum here."

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"If you bring me a murderer or rapist and tell me what their name is, I will be willing to tell them to stop that. Sorcery is not a suitable field weapon in this world."

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"You can go invisible. I don't know what else you can do, but don't tell me you can't fight. If you choose not to, that's you choosing."

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"I can turn invisible in this room. If I walk out the door, that ends. Sorcery doesn't work in most parts of the mortal world."

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"Your powers were working when I took down that guy today. If you wanted it to be a weapon, it'd be a weapon. But if you're opposed to fighting effectively like the Pig is, that's on you."

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"The what?"

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"The Director. It's a nickname. She's always on my case about going easy on the bad guys, no serious injury and all that, even though I know for a fact that some have gotten away because of it."

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It's not a nickname.

"You just gave me enough of her real name."
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Shadow Stalker freezes for a fraction of a second, then recovers. "So what? You going to do anything to her?"

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"You know what I bet? I bet she knows your name."

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"She's not going to tell you, and you can't make her without letting her know you know hers. Obvious bluff."

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"I'm planning to tell her that I have it and where I got it."

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"Really? On purpose?
PRT director under the control of an unknown cape, you think that turns out well for you? It'd be like if she had a staring match with Valefor. You get locked up away from her, or at least moved to some other city, she probably loses her job, and you get to start over on getting back where you came from."
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"She can find out anyway. I told her how to check. If she wants me gone all she has to do is not invite me to come back again after my gate settles."

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"She'll have to invite you back. You're less replaceable than she is and she knows it. But even before the gate's ready, you tell her and that door stays locked."

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"I have no particular desire to wander around."

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"You tell her and the PRT considers you a threat, is what I'm saying. And you don't have any reason to, unless it's to get back at me for letting it slip."

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"What part of she can check is unclear to you?"

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Answer: the part where that happens later and might be less traceable back to her.

"Tell her while you're on your way out, then? They don't do anything to you, no one worries about whether you're controlling her, it's better all around."
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"I can't help but notice that this would be convenient for you, while I was planning to stay in this room until my gate settled anyway."

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"Doesn't mean it's wrong."

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"I really don't care if they lock the door. I have enough paper to entertain myself. I will tell the Director what happened the next time I see her."

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"Maybe I'll tell them first, see what precautions they come up with."

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"I'm hardly going to stop you."

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Stalker disappears, either to talk to the Director or to go punch something. Probably not both.

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Promise draws.

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She is mostly left to herself.
At various times someone will knock, and a cape or careful non-cape will stop by to answer questions about Earth Bet and ask some probably-repetitive ones about Fairyland. Shadow Stalker apparently did tell the Director about the name eventually, because one of the visitors asks Promise to verify. The Director herself stays away.

At one point, she gets asked whether she minds if some Tinkers try to study what happens when she does sorcery.
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Promise has learned from her informative visitors what Tinkers are. "...That is tentatively okay with me."

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The Tinkers, when they arrive, look less like nerdy inventor types than people who might have their own action figures. One, a tall man in blue armor, skips straight to business. "I'm Armsmaster. We've heard that what you can do is a different kind of thing from powers, and more versatile than most. Can you demonstrate some sorcery?" As he speaks, he's setting up unrecognizable sensory equipment.

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"The lights are sorcery," Promise says, pointing. "And the gate that's in the process of settling. Do you need me to actively do something?"

(Armsmaster almost immediately receives a private message from Dragon: I can't understand a word she's saying. It may be something about my telepresence, which I'd rather not explain to her; can you translate insofar as that's possible or should I make my excuses?)
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"At first glance, the lights are registering as exactly what they appear to be. Yes, please cast something new."

Privately to Dragon, She said the lights and the space where the gate is going to be are sorcery.
And she can understand English without the speaker present. If you want to hide the fact that you can't understand her, speaking should cover it.
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We know she can read; we don't know how she does with remotely produced audio.

"Here's another light," Promise says, holding out her hand; a light appears above her palm.
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If you'd rather be suspiciously mute than risk her finding out you're not here, I can translate.

The instruments continue to report that the light is just light. No other effects, no power source, definitely not natural but well within the scope of powers.

"These aren't turning up anything obvious. When you do sorcery, what outside factors affect it?"
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"I suspect the reason I can't do it outside places Vista has used her power has something to do with harmonics, but I can't directly sense harmonics, so I'm not sure. Harmonics are an undetectable feature of an area which influences sorcery. I haven't done a full map of this room, but from what I have done, all the harmonics here seem to be moving around much more quickly than I'd expect Fairyland harmonics to do. Vista's power may be distorting the natural harmonics of the mortal world so that sorcery can coexist, or creating a new pattern, there's no way to be sure."

Let her assume I'm here to observe.
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"Vista's power we know. It doesn't change anything except distances. In here we should be looking at the same of whatever these harmonics are but at a different scale.
Do they affect anything other than sorcery?"
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"They might, but not obviously. Some things affect harmonics, more obviously - sorcery has feedback effects with it; living things affect harmonics; other things back in Fairyland like sky islands or crystal deposits or mercury wells can have bizarre harmonic patterns around them."

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"Even better.
Do the mercury wells tend to have similar harmonic patterns, or does it vary from one to another?"
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"I don't know. I've never been to these in person and the book I read that in didn't include harmonic maps or a verbal comparison."

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"We could probably build something to detect them, if we knew what we were looking for."

He unstraps something that looks like a half-length halberd from his back. The head rearranges itself into a rough sphere, and starts swinging from a short chain noticeably faster than a pendulum should. "This has minor exotic effects on some background features of space, but not others. Can you tell if it does anything to harmonics?"
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"If you give me a moment to make a quick map of part of the area it will affect while it's not affecting it, and then when it is, yes."

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"Of course." It slows down to ordinary pendulum speed, and collapses back into the halberd shape.

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Promise makes a flat grid of fairy lights, one at a time, in the space he was swinging the pendulum through, and makes notes in obscure notation.

"Okay, now I have a map of that square. Does it have to swing? I don't know if that will throw off my second map."
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"It can be stable." It rearranges itself again, and Armsmaster holds it steady while the chain lowers the sphere.

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And Promise makes and notes another gridful of shapes.

"This is different. It's not very different, but it's different, and not in the sweeping ways this room has led me to expect of it. So that thing does affect harmonics, a little bit."
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"I could probably build something to have more of that effect. Would it help if I did, or is the change in a wrong direction?"

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"The important thing isn't that the harmonics be anything in particular, the important thing is that I know what I'm working with. If you think Vista's power is just spreading out the normal harmonics of this world, that makes a lot of sense; it means that under conditions where she hasn't done anything, all of the slopes are very sharp and change too rapidly for me to adjust and instantly shred sorcery in it. The optimum casting condition would be completely flat or even absent harmonics; I think the natural condition of the world must be chaotic noise."

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"If that is what stops people from being able to do sorcery, this is very likely worth trying. How hard is it for humans to learn?"

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"No harder than it is for fairies, I imagine, although where this gate will take me I don't know where to find a library and it might take me a while to get books."

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"And how hard is it for fairies? I'm told you're immortal; we might weigh time investments differently." As he speaks, Armsmaster dismantles the piece of his halberd they tested and tinkers with the inside.

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"I've lost track, but I think I'm less than a hundred years old. I started learning sorcery when I was very new. I'm pretty talented at it, but I could do simple things within a few years of work."

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"What would be a reasonable amount of progress in the first few weeks? Assume ideal harmonics." He reconfigures the machinery, doesn't bother closing the casing, and turns it on. "Map the area again, please."

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"With flat harmonics you could probably learn to do lights in the first few weeks, and maybe one other thing, like purifying water or warming things up." She re-maps the area.

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"Or cooling things down?" He checks the sensors to tell what non-harmonics things were affected by the altered device, then rearranges it again and holds it out.

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"Yes, that too." Re-map.

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So harmonics are affected by things that act on this fundamental force that means nothing to non-tinkers, and not by things that work on that one. He keeps testing.

"How long before I'd be able to make a gate?"
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"Gates are complicated. I'd been a sorcerer for years before I picked up the skill and it took me weeks."

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"Not that, then. Healing? Or making myself stronger?"

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"I learned healing pretty early but it's complicated and you really have to know what you're doing or nasty things can happen, which would probably be worse for a mortal than for a fairy, you could actually die doing it wrong... making yourself stronger I don't actually know how to do, but it seems doable, I could probably figure it out, but it's not common or basic."

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"The cooling alone could let me fight Behemoth for that much longer, but if it's just that I'd be better off working on something else. What do combat sorcerers usually do in your world?"

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"Depends on the end goal. Turn other fairies into animals, sometimes. Fire and lightning and ice. The opposite of healing is strictly speaking easier than healing, all else being equal. Occasionally rapid plant growth sees combat use."

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"So nothing that would seriously harm an Endbringer, but a few potentially useful tools. What are the limits on transforming objects?"

After a few more iterations of seeing what changes the distribution of fairy lights, he feels like he has a decent grasp on what kinds of things affect harmonics. He moves on to testing the more promising ones for what kinds of changes they have.
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"I can transmute materials. It's time-consuming, and they need to be at least loosely similar, like one kind of wood to another."

She continues to map the square as they go, pausing once to get a new map of the unaltered region in case it has changed (it has).
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"Also potentially useful. The constraint is whether we can actually manage to build something to flatten these harmonics we didn't know about yesterday."

Apparently unsatisfied with the pieces in his halberd, Armsmaster starts dismantling one of the less important observational equipment. He grabs a particular piece, reassembles the by now unrecognizable device, and tries it again.
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His companion helps, silently. (Well, with quiet behind-the-scenes coordination.)

"Truly flat harmonics would be amazing. If a potential liability once any other sorcerers noticed that was what was going on."
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"Because they'd try to take it, or just removing competition?"

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"Usually a fight between two sorcerers of similar skill is decided by who knows the territory better. A harmonics-flattener would destroy that advantage and replace it with an advantage from the person who knew the harmonics were flat, but only until that occurred to their opponent."

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"Turning it off will always be an option." The room has returned to normal after each test. "And if we can build the device in the first place, building in the opposite effect should be easier."

By now he has cannibalized part of his leg armor for a particular piece. Oh well, wasn't moving around much anyway.
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"The opposite effect - to make mortal-world type harmonic noise in Fairyland?"

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"Or something similarly chaotic, yes. Then whoever has the machine would at least know which state the battlefield is in and when."

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"Good sorcerers can adapt to conditions very rapidly, but yes, that might make a large difference."

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"Do sorcerers fight one another often?"

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"No, not really. It's usually too obvious who'd win."

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After a particularly favorable result on the next test, Armsmaster asks "Can you try this one outside?"

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"Outside the room? All right."

Out she goes.
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The Tinkers set up the enormous mass of incomprehensibility and turn it on.

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Promise attempts a fairylight in the affected area.

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It flickers and stabilizes, then winks out. "Two point seven seconds. Good, needs to be better."

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"By a lot. Lights are the simplest thing. If it shredded a light that fast, invisibility or something like that wouldn't last long enough to be worth casting."

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"Traditionally, the first test doesn't work at all. We can probably have one that lasts a useful time by... do fairies need to sleep?"

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"Yes."

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"Probably some time tomorrow."

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"That would be nice, especially if I'm going to be traveling back and forth and doing things here."

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"The device won't last forever – maybe years, not centuries – but I can maintain it in exchange for sorcery training. Though I imagine the Protectorate would want me to keep it working anyway."

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"I haven't fully decided how comfortable I am working with the Protectorate. It seems... well-intentioned, and I'm not sure how high a standard is realistic for human organizations, but..."

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"Without the Protectorate, the country would have fallen apart ten years ago. Probably the world. It's not the only thing preventing that, but it's the main one, and working with us is definitely better than not doing it."

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"I don't really have a good understanding of why one might value a country per se. Or what you mean by 'fallen apart'. How do you know what would have happened?"

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"For one, it's the reason we don't have powerful parahumans proclaiming themselves warlords of Brockton Bay. There was one, before my time, but the heroes stopped him. Other places don't have a Protectorate, and sometimes they do have exactly that happen. And in Endbringer fights it's more often than not this group that makes the difference."

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"I think we've more or less determined that my abilities are a nonentity versus Endbringers."

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"Directly, yes. That's true of most capes. You'd be surprised how many powers can be useful in support roles, and for yours I don't even have to think very hard."

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"What do you have in mind?"

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"The Director said she mentioned transportation. You'd have to install gates in major cities ahead of time, but getting more people to the right area faster is one of the recurring problems. And there is always a shortage of healers. Even if it's unreliable and might kill the patient, I can guarantee there will be people who would otherwise die.

More speculatively, if you can block light as well as create it you can probably manage radiation shielding, and if using ice in combat is typical I'd look into freezing large quantities of water. I'm sure there are more uses; those are just the first to come to mind."
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"I'm good enough at healing that I won't accidentally kill anyone, although healing strangers is dicey. The gates would have to go through Fairyland; gates in general only go between worlds, not point to point within them. And that has its own pitfalls. I can do darkness; I don't know about radiation shielding. I can freeze water, but I don't know how large a quantity you have in mind."

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"A lot. If quantity is a likely limit, probably too much.
If gates have to go through Fairyland, that means we need one secure location. It sounds doable, and the payoff is huge."
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"I could maybe put them very close together so that you'd spend almost no time at all between them."

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"Then they'd only go between two cities instead of to anywhere with a gate, but I'm sure the people making the call would be in favor if you tell them Fairyland is that dangerous."

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"Gates don't take long to make, anyway, it's only that they take a while to settle if they don't do it right away." She goes back into her Vistaed room and throws something at her gate in progress.

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Tinkers Tinker.

"Are you planning on becoming a hero, once your sorcery works?"
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"Well, according to my informative pamphlets that's the socially responsible thing to do, but I'm a little concerned about how filtered my information has been. I'll probably want to retain independent status regardless of whether I wind up following 'independent' with 'hero' or 'rogue' and regardless of how much work I wind up doing with the Protectorate. I suspect trying to fit me into a formal organization intended for mortals would not work very well."

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"The Protectorate actually encourages rogues; it's a misnomer but it stuck. Joining a team of heroes is the responsible thing because for their own reasons most parahumans default to fighting on one side or the other. But we're in favor of capes not having to be either with us or against us.

It's independent vigilantes that usually turn out badly. If you go into crimefighting, don't do it alone."
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"I didn't plan on it."

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"Glad to hear it."

Tinkers continue Tinkering.
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"One thing I'm concerned about is that if I go out and about I'm more likely to run across someone's name by mistake. I managed to get a name I wasn't even looking for by sitting in my room keeping to myself except when visited. If I travel to make gates and heal and so on... The nature of the power makes it very easy for people to try to use me as a weapon against each other, and however scrupulous I am about that this will eventually make someone very frightened of me, I expect. I'm worried that eventually that will get ugly."

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"I don't have an easy solution to that. We can minimize it, put you in contact with as few individuals as possible and mostly capes, but people will worry and be right to.

One thing I can say is that there is little risk of people intentionally using you as a weapon during Endbringer fights. It would be a clear violation of the truce; if anyone violated that their own teammates would turn on them. But you would not have the same protection if you join Panacea at the hospital on a normal day."
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"Well, then I suppose I can sit around healing people as best I can during Endbringer fights. But it's harder to heal people I haven't observed for a while beforehand."

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"You won't have that. They'd be from all around the world, even more so if you agree to make gates. And many of them are villains outside of the truce, whom I hope you aren't going to spend much time around."

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"Well, I could probably still do it if the harmonics were flat and there were no distractions in the room. ...Probably just ordinary mortals; I wouldn't know what to do with a Case 53 unless a lot of those are secretly fairies, which I imagine would have been noticed."

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"There's no one who both looks like a fairy and has similar Master powers."

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"We don't all look alike, but the Master power is consistent, yes."

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"A few capes can give and enforce commands, and the reliance on names could theoretically be hidden. But they don't seem to operate that way, and none of them have wings."

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"Probably not fairies, then. Do you need me to make you any more harmonic maps or are you all set?"

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"We can't test the intermediate versions without them. If you need us to leave you alone, by the time we return we'll have something that seems like it should work, but it will have been built blind."

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"Okay. I don't exactly have anything else to do, just wondering."

Map. Map map map.
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The device is making progress. A few times one cape or the other will leave and come back with tools or parts; part of the huge room is turning into an impromptu workshop. When one of the attempts manages to make the harmonics within the room undetectably close to flat, they move the equipment closer to the door and keep working.

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Promise can make finer-grained maps if they're getting that close. And three-dimensional maps.

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Tinkers can get singlemindedly boring when they're focused, but they will reach a working result eventually.
(Armsmaster is likely to lose track of the fact that time has a habit of moving. If Promise needs to sleep or anything, she may need to remind him.)
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Promise does eventually need to sleep.

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Physical needs are inconvenient. But when she turns down their offer of advanced stimulants they are capable of acknowledging that decision. They'll be back the next day.

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And Promise curls up on the bed she was supplied, with her bag under her arm and a ward around her and it both.

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They leave a cell phone and instructions for whenever she wants to continue. They never did ask how much down time fairies prefer, and for that matter Armsmaster has more or less forgotten how much humans who aren't him do.

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Well, Promise sleeps for about eight hours and then tests her gate and nibbles on her food and calls.

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"This is Armsmaster. You're ready to resume?"

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"Yes, whenever you like."

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"We'll be down shortly."

And they are. The current version of the device looks much neater than it was last night, as well as more portable. Technically wearable, but the power armor is helping with that. "First thing, can you check that we didn't go too wrong and it still works in here?"
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Fairylight!

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It works as expected. Then Armsmaster touches a switch and the fairylight gets shredded. "That was the easy part. And outside?"

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Out in the hall -

Fairylight?
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Fairylight. At least for longer than a few seconds. After a minute or so, "Can you try something more complicated?"

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She attempts to turn invisible.

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She disappears—not according to his vibration sensors, Armsmaster notes, though maybe she has something else for that—and a few minutes later the machine starts smoking. Promise reappears and the light stops.

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"Is it supposed to smoke like that?"

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"No. But it means the problem was with building it, not designing it. Should be easier to fix." As he and Dragon resume working on it, Armsmaster asks, "How does your translation work? I was almost expecting the phone call to come through as gibberish."

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"I don't really know. I just talk, and people can understand me when I talk, and I can understand them, and it seems strange that mortals do it any other way. As though you've invented an elaborate code or something. But how it works I couldn't tell you."

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"Human languages are elaborate codes, more or less. You can understand and be understood without actually knowing the code and without the other speaker even being present?"

To Dragon, in addition to translating, he adds I doubt it's a distance limitation. Do you have any guesses at what went wrong to stop you from understanding her?
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Only a guess.

"I don't change how I'm talking depending on who I'm talking to. All this applies to writing, too."
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"Some languages are more efficient than others. If one of them can fit a whole book on a napkin, would something you wrote take up different amounts of space when someone who speaks that language read it?"

What's the guess?
It's not completely unthinkable; maybe it could be meaningfully different from a phone if Dragon is reading real-time transcriptions of what her suit hears. But he can't think of any non-strange explanations.
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"I mean, I can write small? But I usually wouldn't write small enough to fit a book on a napkin. ...I'm assuming a napkin is small, I don't know if I've actually ever seen a napkin."

I'll whip up something to test it. The translation helps.
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"I've been hearing everything you say in English. I know that's not what you're really speaking, but the timing matches up. If the same meaning can be expressed more quickly in some other language, would someone who hears it said that way disagree about how long it took you to say it?"

Is it an equipment issue?
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Software, Dragon replies. I don't convey audio directly. I think it's failing to encode.

"I am, in fact, talking, for a real period of time," Promise says. "I have no idea what it sounds like to you, but so far in my life I haven't run into anyone who thinks I'm done talking before or after I really am."
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"It's not as if it's logically impossible. Time to express something isn't constant; maybe some people would just think fairies talk faster or slower to get through however many words it is in their language."

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"Maybe. You're welcome to have me talk to people who speak denser or more spread-out languages and see what they say, I guess, I did say I don't mind translating."

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"It'll probably come up at some point. Low priority, though, as it's not directly useful."

Speaking of directly useful, the defect in the harmonics flattener has hopefully been fixed.
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So Promise does another map to check - "confirm flatness" is a lot faster than "map complexity" - and then she turns invisible again.

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It outlasts the last attempt with no loss of the magic smoke. "This might be premature, but it seems to have worked. Try adding more sorcery, as complex as you can, and see if it gets overwhelmed."

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"Okay."

She layers on her other undetectabilities - she will still show up on the vibration sensor, but goes inaudible and unsmellable. She grows her hair a half-inch, in lieu of actual healing. She screws around with the temperature in fine-grained ways, all within the boundaries of comfort.
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The device's power consumption rises (marginally; Promise's sorcery affects harmonics far less than being in the mortal world does) but it continues to not explode.

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Presently she zeroes everything out, except the hair growth, which stays. "Putting it further through its paces would begin to be difficult."

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"That's good; it means it can handle at least as much as it's likely to need to. Though I wouldn't recommend relying on this for anything important until its duration has been tested more. Tested by something other than long-term invisibility, obviously."

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"I could bring it back to Fairyland and try using it to grow plants rapidly. I can work on that for hours, and if I'm interrupted it's not a disaster."

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"That works as well as anything else."

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"I'll go check my gate again."

She goes and checks her gate again. Is it settled yet?
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It is.

Armsmaster sees the opening. "If you're returning now, when can we expect you back?"
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"In a day or two, depending." She picks up the flattener. "How do I work this?"

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"This button turns it on or off, that switch is if you want to reverse the effect, and you can alter the affected area with these knobs. If it breaks there isn't likely to be much you can do about it, but ask me and I'll fix it. By the time you're back we'll have a proposition drawn up about the gates, and hopefully some way to convince you to work with us."

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"Okay. I'm looking forward to it, I really do want to help if I can be sure whatever I'm doing is helping."

She puts the flattener under her arm and her bag over her other shoulder and goes through the gate.

On the other side, she shuts the gate, and then she investigates the Valley Continent.

Eventually she finds a nice roomy glade with no nearby neighbors and a brook and space for her tree and food. She sets up the flattener, and she plants the tree cutting from her bag, and she plants the rest of her seeds, and then she grows the fuck out of all of them until they are big and she can have a satisfying lunch. Then she concentrates on the tree; she misses sleeping inside her tree.

The flattener works just fine. Presently her tree is big enough to curl up inside and tuck the flattener into as well. She force grows a bit of fluff for a pillow. She sleeps.

When she wakes up, she forces more growth into the tree, does a more thorough inspection of the environs, and then collects the flattener, goes back to her gate, opens it, and goes through.
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When she returns, the room is empty and alarms are blaring. Outside the door, uniformed agents are running to and from different places and generally looking like whatever is happening is very important. No capes are in sight.

A man in a grinning mask appears out of nowhere at one end of the hallway, stabs a human with one of his myriad knives, and then dissolves into ash. During the stabbing an identical man appears at the other end, drops a handheld object, and dives down a staircase. An explosion fills the corridor while he makes his escape.
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The fuck.

Well, her room is still expanded and she still has the flattener. She can fix the human and maybe the human knows what's going on. Flattener on and near-enough human: check. Healing - go.
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The human successfully becomes less stabbed, and assumes Promise is a cape. She manages to cough out a brief description: teleporter, temporary duplicates stay behind, watch out for suicide bombings. He's got to be here to rescue Lung, locked up three floors down but he'll be checking them one at a time.

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"Do you know the teleporter's name?"

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"Not his real one." That detail has gotten around.
"Lung is very dangerous, he gets stronger the longer he fights and whole teams have failed to bring him in. If you think you can prevent the breakout, go quick, but more capes won't be here for minutes. It's just you and the PRT."
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"Mm." She isn't sure if she can prevent it or not, but she can be sure she won't die trying.

Down she and her flattener, both invisible etc., go.
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On the way, she passes more injured people. Not all of them are dead yet.

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She heals them all. She's good at it. The flatness helps.

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They have no idea she was even there.

She reaches what is presumably where Lung is being held. Lung himself isn't visible; he has been preemptively covered with a sticky yellow-white substance that is probably what containment foam looks like. Agents are talking into communication devices to keep informed on where the teleporter is, and positioning themselves to attack the direction he'll likely come from.
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That seems like a weird way to fight someone who can teleport, but maybe they're exploiting a weakness in the power that her informant didn't have time to tell her.

She's not sure what to do here but stand by and hope the teleporter is in one place long enough for her to do something. And heal the mortals, if they are further stabbed.

...She should probably tell them she's here. She creeps up to one, drops the inaudibility, and murmurs, "It's Promise. Can I help somehow?"
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The listener starts, but remembers Promise is capable of looking like empty space and answers the question.
"He needs line of sight. Can you blind him?"
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"If we all want to operate in the dark, I can make it dark."

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The humans confer briefly, and then decide. "Do it. But be ready to cancel it, he has to have come prepared. If that means his own light source we're good, if it means night vision we're doomed."

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"Right."

There is a delay; she expands the range of the flattener -

And there is darkness.
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The door opens.
Promise can immediately hear containment foam being sprayed in what would probably have added up to a solid wall if her darkness weren't already blocking line of sight. Two explosions, loud but muffled by the foam that presumably intersected and surrounded the grenades, a shout of pain from the door's direction, and then silence.

After a few tense seconds, someone asks, "Did we get him?"
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"I can bring the darkness down?"

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"Just briefly. We don't know his status."

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The darkness goes.

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The door is partially open. A predictably large mass of containment foam occupies the floor in front of it, with a human-sized indentation in part of it. The indentation is lined with ash.

Someone shouts "go dark!" but the teleporter is already in. Almost as soon as he's in he's also behind them, and PRT body armor confers incomplete immunity to knives.
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Promise goes dark. She got a look at the human she was talking to; she can heal that one in flat harmonics even in the dark.

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Fighting blind, the numbers advantage means less than it could, but at least no teleporting is going on. The attacker is still better at close combat than they are, and he starts taking the defenders out of commission one after the other. Simultaneously, explosions start coming from inside Lung's cell.

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Promise is not actually good at operating in the dark; dark is easy, not useful.

Well, it's a little useful. It means she doesn't have to think about light sources if she wants to -

Now there is a column of intense heat, just barely not touching the floor or ceiling; she softens the spell so it won't go through if anyone's already there. And now that column is un-dark. Obvious bait, but will he take it?
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Not at first, but then someone manages to hit back hard enough that he teleports out for a reprieve. A reprieve that comes in the form of white-hot searing pain.

He yells and rolls away. The clone, before disintegrating into ash, lobs another explosive. Reckless to do it in the dark, but it's away from all the visible people and he's hoping it might catch the unexpected cape.
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That's her darkness lost in the distraction. And a chunk of her arm.

She's still invisible. The trail of blood now dribbling onto the floor isn't. And she lets out a little yelp before biting her tongue.
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With the darkness gone, the teleporter deserves that title again. He doesn't see the blood right away, but one of him is immediately charging through the area where the yelp came from while another follows up on the impact with a knife.

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It's not a particularly well-aimed knife.

And she's had worse. Her arm is already fixed. The knife in her hip needs to come out before she can fix that too. Is he sticking around to hold it in place or moving on?
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Now that he knows where she is, he's going to continue stabbing until he's confident she's dead. A stream of containment foam comes from a still-active PRT agent, but he's facing away. Even if all of it hit him he could teleport out. And killing the cape takes priority.

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Well, this is... flashbacky.

She heals herself and heals herself and heals herself and heals herself -
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Her attacker doesn't know. He stops after enough wounds to kill most Brutes. Then he teleports repeatedly, gives each agent a stab to make sure they are and stay down, and three of him resume throwing explosives toward Lung.

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Then he stops.

A tall, muscular man exits the cell, breaking through anything he needs to on his way out. While still recognizably human, he has metallic scales protruding through some parts of his skin. Fire swirls around his hands.

He stops, and stares straight at where Promise is still invisible. "I know you're alive. Stay that way. Do nothing. You lost against Oni Lee, you can do nothing to me."
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Snap. Not the whole name, but part of it, because apparently they don't vet their cape names very carefully.

"Stop. Tell me his name," she commands Oni Lee hoarsely.
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Her vassal doesn't show any surprise. He's not allowed to.

But he answers. The name snaps into place as soon as he says "Kenta—"
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"Stop," Promise adds, now to include her new vassal.

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They are thoroughly and truly stopped.

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"You may, without in any way inconveniencing me, breathe," she adds magnanimously, and then she goes from PRT agent to PRT agent, leaving bloody footprints, and heals.

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Only one is dead.

Lung is gradually powering down. The fire dims, the scales stop spreading, and he is slightly less superhumanly tall.
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Then that must be some involuntary feature of him, she supposes.

She turns visible.

"You may, exclusively with the complete and helpfully stated truth as you can to the best of your ability recall it, and without taking extraneous actions of any kind, answer questions put to you." That's for both of them. For Oni Lee: "How many people in this building who are not present in this room did you hurt?" She remembers how many she healed and how many she found dead.

He doesn't actually have to answer, with it phrased that way. She is curious if he will choose to.
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He does. "Wasn't counting. More than five, less than fifty. A few dozen maybe."

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Making them follow her while she looks to see if anyone else is still alive is probably going to be awkward.

She turns to the nearest PRT person. "Will your people please make sure that any late arrivals to the scene understand that things are under control and these two are neutralized? I don't want to frighten anyone while I go see if anyone else still can benefit from healing."
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The agent nods. Then she speaks into a gadget, "Healer on-site. I'm giving her my radio, direct her to your location if someone is injured," and hands it to Promise.

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"Thank you." Promise takes the radio. She follows its directions.

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It leads her to the surviving injured.
By the time she is done, the PRT knows that Oni Lee and Lung are both captured and that it was Promise who did it. And there are fewer deaths than there could have been.
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When she has healed all the injured she goes back to her new vassals. She returns the radio.

"Now I suppose I have to figure out what to do with you," she remarks to the villains.
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They say nothing, because it wasn't a question posed to them.

(They have since been locked up, and Oni Lee blindfolded. It's not that everyone doesn't trust an untested power to hold two of the city's most dangerous villains, it just seemed like the thing to do. And they don't trust an untested power to hold two of the city's most dangerous villains.)
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Well, that seems reasonable enough. It's unnecessary, but they haven't seen her order anyone before.

She turns to the PRT. "I suppose I can just let you keep them, but I don't want to leave them permitted to do literally nothing other than breathe indefinitely. What's going to happen to them? I can design a gentler set of permissions appropriate thereto."
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"Birdcage, no question. Uh, that's the prison built for parahumans that can't be held normally."

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"...And the parahumans therein do what with their time? From a 'stop' order I have to either be quite thorough or risk being overgeneral. The alternative is inhumane."

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"Do? No idea. I know they have TV stations, books and things get sent in every so often, there's probably some kind of rec facilities. Far as I care, they spend all their time not killing innocent people." The rest generally agree with the sentiment.

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"...I'll find out from someone who knows more, I guess. I think I'll wait here."

She sits outside the cell and glances at her vassals. "You may, excepting statements principally intended to make anyone's life unpleasant, speak."
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Neither of them chooses to.

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Promise speculates but does not inquire about whether this is because they can't think of anything to say that isn't principally intended to make anyone's life unpleasant.

Presently Armsmaster's friend shows up. "I heard you wanted to know more about the Birdcage."

"Yes. You talk, I wasn't sure you talked."

"I talk," agrees Armsmaster's friend. "You can call me Sarkany."

"Okay," says Promise. "What is the Birdcage like, then?"

Sarkany tells her.

Promise frowns.

When Sarkany has departed, Promise finds a PRT minion and says that she would like to communicate with the Director and imagines that said Director would rather have an intermediary.
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The minion doesn't ask why, but speculates. And escorts Promise toward the Director's office.

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Promise sits outside of the Director's office and tells the minion, "Please tell the Director that as I understand it, the conditions of the Birdcage are considered necessary for containing dangerous parahumans because the only way mortals have to reliably do it is to send them on a one-way trip into a pit ruled by unpoliced sociopaths, and that since I can contain dangerous parahumans by telling them to be contained, I submit that I should retain custody of Oni Lee and Lung unless they themselves prefer the Birdcage for some reason. I am happy to do this by putting them in Fairyland if it would upset people to have them here."

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The director is in favor of having an intermediary, because it means no one outside the organization was there to see her almost lose her composure.

"Those reasons are not limited to Lung and Oni Lee. Will you say the same about every other villain in their position? You're proposing that some of the world's most dangerous criminals be put entirely under your control. That might well be more humane, but you are not an exception to the fact that no one trusts anyone that far. Entrusting them to a single point of failure is not a viable option. And these two in particular are perfect examples of why the Birdcage exists."
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"Oni Lee stabbed me enough times that I think I have an idea of why locking him up for the rest of his life might be appealing, and I appreciate the fact that I'm a single point of failure - but it seems like there could be reasonable precautions taken that would mitigate that considerably. Also, Sarkany described it as though she personally controlled the Birdcage as-is, and she is also only one person. Who seems perfectly nice, but apparently didn't have any better ideas than 'pit of unpoliced sociopaths'."

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"Sarkany" if that's the name "is indeed the only person with any degree of control over the inside. She ordinarily takes no direct role in ensuring that criminals stay contained, which you would be solely responsible for under your proposal. In her absence, someone else would have to keep it supplied and functioning to keep the inmates alive, but there would not be a mass escape.

Sarkany is also, not to put too fine a point on it, one of the most trusted heroes in the world, and on that point alone my and her superiors would prefer her to nearly anyone else."
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"I don't necessarily have to be the only factor involved. If they can't hear me, I can't order them; I could give them some reasonable starting set of orders to let them coexist without tormenting each other and a second facility, run by Sarkany if that's the going consensus, which I can't get into, could be established. But I feel responsible enough for them that I don't want them thrown into the existing Birdcage to have their welfare all but ignored for the rest of their lives. Without my help they would be completely at large and more of the wounded would be dead; is this the only time it will be convenient to have me willing to assume mastery of a supervillain?"

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"There are others. Some even more dangerous than Lung and with names we already know." Notably including one Emily has some history with. "Are you saying you would be unwilling to capture such people as long as villains are being sent to the Birdcage?"

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"I don't like it when mortals die, but you're all going to do it anyway eventually. I really don't like it when people torment other people, and that, you are not necessarily going to do anyway. I am willing to remove your threats. I will find something else useful to do with my time, though, if the only place I can remove them to is unnecessary torment. I have no wish to legitimize, say, Canary's imprisonment, which Sarkany mentioned."

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"That makes it sound like you'd rather leave criminals free, even actively killing people since we're going to die anyway, than send them to the Birdcage. I very much hope that was unintended.

I'm not going to take a position on Canary either, but if a jury decides she's guilty of attempted murder and a judge decides to sentence her to the Birdcage I won't argue. Certainly it wouldn't make me put forth one whit less effort to send in the likes of the two you captured."
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"If my choices were only 'fill the Birdcage' or 'do nothing whatsoever', then I would probably go with the former. But I have other options. I could, for example, find a library of sorcery back in Fairyland, learn to de-age mortals, and do that all day long. No obvious distressing side effects and a nice beneficial effect on local mortal lifespan. I assume old age does still sometimes kill people even with supervillains running around."

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"There are enough serious threats that you could probably save more lives by being very effective at working with us than very effective as a healer. But yes, you do have other options.

The PRT is willing to bend rules to get you on board, but not using the Birdcage is far beyond that. If you could prove that your orders are entirely inviolable and absolutely permanent, an order to not use their powers might suffice to let them be sent to mundane prisons. It would be out of our hands, but the courts would be highly unlikely to treat a powerless person as a parahuman security risk. Would that be sufficient?"
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"Fairy orders are inviolable unless impossible and permanent unless rescinded or superceded. I didn't love what I heard about mundane prisons either, but they didn't sound as bad."

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"I believe you about fairy orders under normal circumstances.
But there are other Master powers that could do that, and we don't use them because it's impossible to say how they would stand up against other powers. Can you guarantee that orders would remain inviolable no matter what powers are deployed?

If so, there is still a question of duration. Few powers survive the death of their owner. You say these are permanent, but you also say fairies are immortal. There is quite a lot of destructive power that I hope never gets tested against you. If something manages to kill you, would the orders remain?"
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"I don't know if fairy orders have ever been tested versus Master capes. And no fairy has ever died - some have been damaged well beyond what a mortal could even contemplate surviving. We just don't die. Riskier is that I'll forget the names, but I won't forget any reasonable number inside a human lifetime and if my memory's not permanent enough, a food vassalization would be. Still, if you're this concerned about what unexpected powers could do to your containment measures I don't understand why you don't just execute supervillains instead. There is some tradeoff being made between risk and mercy, if a clumsy one."

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"My concern is knowing what the limits are. I have enough common sense not to say that any chance at all is too much.

How about this: we'll test orders against as many types of Masters as we can find on short notice. If the orders show no sign of breaking, any cape you capture who would otherwise be likely to go to the Birdcage gets ordered not to use their powers. Or some similar set of orders to make them as close to normal as possible, for those with powers that make that unfeasible. We spread word that we are working with a cape who can remove powers, to make it less traceable back to you," if Promise accepts this intermediary might need an increased security clearance, "and we can discuss which particular threats to move against."
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"That sounds reasonable."

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"Good. Now, more urgent things. Their teammate provided a distraction, and did it by bombing the entire city. The bombs are still going off. Order Oni Lee to say where she is, and we might be able to stop her. Definitely if you get her name, and there are lives on the line."

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"And if I get her she's mine and not the Birdcage's, free and clear, or do I have to find somewhere to stash her once I've got her if I don't want to hand her over?"

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"I can't justify not arresting her after this. And I don't have time to debate while people are dying. I can promise I'll do everything in my power to get her sent to an ordinary prison if that's what it takes to convince you, and that I am likely to succeed. That's the most I can offer."

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"What if I don't make her let you arrest her?"

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"We arrest her anyway, because she's only one cape and the current barrier is not knowing where she is, and we may or may not be able to make her remotely stop the attack. If you refuse to cooperate at all, we find her later or not at all. The bombing continues until the Tinker who specializes in bombs runs out of bombs."

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"I will get her if I can, but you cannot indefinitely compel my assistance by having emergencies. I think emergencies are very common around here."
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"If this were a normal emergency, I wouldn't have had to promise to try to keep a known terrorist out of the Birdcage.
Just get the location, and we'll send as many capes as possible to back you up."
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"If I get her name I don't think I'll need backup."

And Promise goes back to her vassals.

"Do not use your powers." (Both.) "Do not fight in such a way as to activate them." (Lung.) "Do not give me any names of any person I do not expressly request unless you know the name of a person who is about to directly attack me, in which case tell me their name immediately. Do not lie to me. With these exceptions, you may act freely. Tell me Bakuda's name and location." (Both.)
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She gets a name from both, and a location from Oni Lee. (Lung having been absent from the planning phase of the plot to break him out.)

She is apparently headed for a storage facility in the Trainyard. The words might not mean much, but she gets more informative directions as well. No PRT agents happen to be in hearing range at the time, so if she strongly prefers a lack of support she has the option of not mentioning her destination.
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With the informative directions... it won't take her long to fly there.

"If I'm not back in half an hour, tell the first PRT agent or Protectorate cape to ask where Bakuda is."

And now... she thinks she remembers where the exit is.
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On the way, she'll see explosions. They're not continuous, just one every so often at irregular intervals, but that adds up to a lot of them. When she gets closer, there are signs of several smaller ones. There was some kind of a fight here.

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Promise keeps plenty of altitude. And sorceries on her undetectabilities. She could still be collateral damage if her new vassal doesn't know she's there or isn't personally controlling all of this, but being obvious before she has control of the situation seems the worse mistake.

Does that person belong to the name she has? How about that one?
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Eventually she finds the right person. It's a woman in a gas mask. She's waving a dangerous-looking weapon and laughing, despite bleeding heavily from one foot. The last remnants of a crowd are running from her.

Two unexpected capes are nearby, presumably also villains.
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Extra capes. Great.

Promise flies lower. The laughter's loud enough that it's possible the other two capes won't even hear her say -

"Stop."
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The laughter stops. As does the weapon-waving, it's actually much sillier-looking than any self-respecting criminal mastermind would want to appear, but this one didn't have much choice.

The other two notice, of course. "Bakuda?" No answer.
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"Say their names." If she doesn't know their names, this won't do anything.

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Nothing happens. One of the other two jumps up and waves a hand in front of Bakuda's nonresponsive face, but hasn't heard Promise yet.

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They seem to be waiting on Bakuda; she must be in charge. But they'll hear Promise talking. She's surprised they haven't yet. Promise doesn't know what their powers are, either...

Okay, now something that was already pretty damaged is sorcerously on fire. Loudly enough that Promise can murmur - "Tell them to go investigate that."
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She gets to breathe to do it. She spits out the words one at a time. "You. Should. Check. Out. That. Fire. Over. There."

This is weird, but weird isn't that far out of the ordinary for her. They take it at face value and leave, glancing back every so often.
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"Stand normally. Quickly, honestly answer my questions. If you do nothing, will anything explode in the next five minutes?"

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She lowers the weapon. "Probably."

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"How would you most efficiently prevent that?"

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"Remote control." She's still limited by the "quickly" part of the order.

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"Would this have any side effects?"

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"No."
Well, a bunch of unexploded bombs everywhere. Some of them dangerous in their own right. But nothing that isn't already happening.
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"Taking no extraneous action, remote-deactivate as many bombs as you can."

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She goes into a completely unremarkable storage unit, not taking any care to stay quiet, and starts pushing buttons in full view of her cape minions, hoping they'll try to stop her. They don't.

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"Tell me what the other capes can do."

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"Tech. Skills."
The orders said quickly, not completely.
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"Does the tinker have anything set up that might inconvenience me?"

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"Of course."
Doesn't this person have any respect for Tinkers? How is that even a question.
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"List in order of your best guess at priority."

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"Hologram bombs. Cameras recording how you operate. Getting his slightly less useless partner to attack you."

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"What do hologram bombs do?"

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"Explode but wimpier. Push you around, maybe hurt a bit."

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"Why do they do what you say?"

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"...I'm paying them?"

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Well, that's a better answer than 'they'll explode if they don't'.

"How long will it take to deactivate all your bombs?"
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"Not long.

—Done."
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"If there were a well-informed PRT agent here, what would they want me to tell you to do next?"

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"I'm supposed to know?"

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"Guess as best you can. ...Oh, and you may breathe freely."

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"Turn myself in. Help arrest those losers. Show them where my workshop is and deactivate the traps. Get the bombs out of the hostages' heads. Tell them what Oni Lee's doing right now. Charge against Empire Eighty-Eight and go out in a blaze of explosive glory they can pretend they didn't know about. I don't know."

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"...Can you get the bombs out of the hostages' heads safely?"

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"Probably, if they'd let me."

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"How many hostages are there? Will the bombs explode if you don't make them do so?"

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"Lots. I wasn't keeping count, but more than I could track down. And no."

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"If I bring you back to the PRT, they will send you to prison. I could also try to keep you. Do you have a preference?"

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"Second thing."
She just bombed a city. That's a Birdcaging. And outsmarting the disembodied voice eventually is inevitable.
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"Is there a place I could send you to wait for me where no one else would find you in at least the next hour or two?"

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"Yes." She gives the location of an ABB formerly-safe house that should be unoccupied.

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"Will anything unpleasant happen to me if I go meet you there later?"

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"Not if I deactivate the trap on the door."

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"Okay -"

Leaving Bakuda's employees as unknown but probably minor quantities who she can't neatly take in right away, Promise sends Bakuda to the safehouse to deactivate the trap and wait. If Promise doesn't show up in twelve hours Bakuda is to turn herself in to the PRT, but the PRT doesn't have to know that.

Promise flies back to the headquarters, puts in an appearance for Oni Lee and Lung so they won't have to tell anyone anything, and looks for someone to report to.
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The PRT knows she succeeded by the lack of things going boom. They also know that they have no idea what happened or where.

The Director wants to rant at her in person, but has a reason not to do that. So she sends Armsmaster.

"To start with: Good job. You apprehended a dangerous criminal and saved unknown numbers of lives. That said, what were you thinking?

Being a solo hero is dangerous. Many die, and I realize that's not a threat to you, but we found out tonight that Bakuda can do worse than that. Even if she can't harm you, she could have had unexpected capes backing her up, or just handed her weapons to someone else. And keeping her, or whatever you did, no matter how airtight your orders were there better have been an impossibly good reason for that."
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"She did have other capes backing her up, but they were easy to distract and might have been more of a problem if someone less suited to stealth had been with me. I didn't get their names, though. Apparently she has hostages with bombs in their heads - which will not explode, but still sound unpleasant. She says she can remove them and I wanted to figure out how to best go about getting that done; maybe you have a better way to do it?"

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"Ordinary surgeons might be able to handle it. Depends on what she did. Panacea has been known to remove foreign objects, but she doesn't do brains so it would again depend. We might need Bakuda to demonstrate at least one removal, if anyone volunteers for that."

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"If no one volunteers the point is moot anyway; I'm not going to have her attacking people to get the bombs out when they aren't going to detonate. I might be able to get them out myself, but it would be slow... Anyway, can you be more specific about what exactly you want me to do with her in the near future?"

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"Turn her over to the PRT. The Director already promised to try to get her sent to a non-Birdcage prison—a decision I disagree with, by the way, except insofar as it was necessary to secure your cooperation—and no matter how thoroughly you have her controlled she has not been arrested for public opinion purposes. If we tell people the person who attacked their city and kidnapped their families is in custody, nobody panics. If we say we don't have her but we're very sure she can't do it again, less so."

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"The Director did promise to try; I'm not sure how likely she is to succeed. I can't even say if she seemed particularly confident, as I wasn't directly speaking to her."

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"She's likely to manage it. Prosecutors listen to PRT Directors in cape cases. Worst-case, they ask for a Birdcage sentence anyway. Then the defense asks you to testify that it's completely impossible for Bakuda to ever build a bomb again, and only the harshest judges would cage her after that. No guarantees, but the odds are very good."

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"Well, I suppose if I want information about whether the Director keeps her word I need to test it out sooner or later."
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"That's one possible reason, yes. The sooner we can announce an arrest the better.
Keeping villains contained long-term extrajudicially, even when it's theoretically an option, isn't really something heroes do here."
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"I'll go get Bakuda. If you want to send someone along with me this time I don't object; stealth won't be as much of an asset."

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"Of course. Wherever she is, there may be information relating to the non-cape part of her gang. I'll call for some agents."

He silently sends a message, and two uniformed PRT operatives appear shortly. "Where to?"
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"I got flying directions. Can you follow me that way if I go slowly?"

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"If you're visible."

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She's visible. "Of course."

So she leads the PRT agents to the safehouse. She tells Bakuda that the Director has promised to try to get her into a non-Birdcage prison and that this is the extent to which Promise is willing to stick her neck out for crazy murderers at this time, and then tells her to go docilely with the PRT agents, since none of the three can fly and Promise can.

She returns to her gate. She wants lunch.
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Bakuda feels so betrayed. How could she?

The official heroes incarcerate her like they did the others, and run damage control of both the literal and public relations types that tend to follow when a villain mass-bombs a city.
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...Promise remembers to give Bakuda her revised order set (no power use, otherwise whatever) before she goes and gets lunch.

She lunches. She makes her tree bigger bigger bigger. She talks to a neighbor fairy who wants to know who has moved in, but this is uneventful and he leaves her alone after they exchange nicknames, he tells her where the nearest library is, and they establish that he'd rather not take any candied dewdrops from a leaflet thank you.

She goes back through her gate and inquires of whoever's convenient whether they want her to direct Bakuda to remove bombs from people or if they want Promise to do that or if it's being separately handled or what.
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The bombs were apparently placed in such a way that ordinary doctors can remove them. Which makes sense in retrospect, given that surgery is outside Bakuda's specialty. The PRT thinks having Bakuda do the removal would be unnecessarily alarming, but if Promise wants to do some of them herself she's very welcome to. They can send people to make sure none of the civilians at the hospital walk in and introduce themselves.
If not, the Director and Armsmaster have a few outstanding items of business.
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Promise thinks the risk of somebody slipping her a name (given how often it keeps happening by accident) is a bit high, if ordinary doctors can manage it by themselves. She'd have to sit around getting to know the patients for a while to do anything that delicate, it's not like closing a recent stab wound.

And what do the Director and Armsmaster want?
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They are still after her to make gates—their best teleporter is available to get her and Vista to PRT offices, and some other hero teams have expressed interest—and Armsmaster would like to start learning sorcery.

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Promise will make one point to point gatepair in locations of their choice in exchange for a spare flattener, and she will consider the prospect of teaching sorcery the next time she is at a fairy library, the location of which she has just recently learned.
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If it's a question of a single pair, they have to decide between increased ability to call in help from other Protectorate teams and increased international coordination for Endbringer fights. They try to talk her up to more pairs for more flatteners, and regular money.

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"I'll take more flatteners to have spares. To a point. Five, maybe, not fifty, unless you can credibly guarantee that an unused one kept somewhere safe will still be operational if I pick it up in ten thousand years. I will take money for one gate, in case I ever want to have money, but the entire point of money is that you can get it anywhere for doing anything, and as such if I ever need to get money anywhere else for doing anything else, I will probably decide I undercharged for the gate and close that one until that problem is resolved."

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"That depends what you're doing with it. Another point of money is that there are always more things to spend it on.

We can't guarantee thousands of years, not right now. Five for now, and we'll let you know if we manage to copy another tinker's time freezing technology and add an off switch?"
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"Sure. I would name an actual figure of money but I have never interacted with the stuff and my numbers would be meaningless. You could consider a cash gate a rental and bet on how fast I'll spend it."

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Armsmaster confers with the Director through his helmet, and nods. Piggot has checked with Costa-Brown, and the national organization is willing to reimburse an extra gate up past fleet-of-private-jets money, which is more than one person is likely to spend by seeing things for sale and deciding to buy them. (This would, after all, cut down on their jet budget.)
"That works for us."

Instead of six pairs they opt for the six in a chain, to allow travel between any two of seven rather than a particular two of twelve. Apparently someone already constructed a list for any given number of gates. Aside from Brockton Bay the names wouldn't be familiar to Promise, but they can have Vista and their teleporter ready to take her there in short order.
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"When should I expect my flatteners?" Promise wonders.

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"I've got one for you now, and the others may take a couple of days. Sarkany and I will be churning them out so Vista's warped space isn't a single point of failure for the gates, and another four is doable."

He disappears briefly and returns with what is presumably a harmonic flattener. Smaller than the previous version, it could be worn along a forearm instead of carried in both hands. The controls are labeled the same as the existing one, with more precision on the ones for size of the affected area.
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"...The flatteners and/or Vista are necessary for me to make gates from this end. But they should hold up even if the noise comes back, because under normal circumstances gates are made in Fairyland to non-flat portions of... some mortal world probably not this one."

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"Gates are an exception to the harmonics shredding sorcery? I suppose they wouldn't last long enough to be recognized as possible otherwise.
Can you test it? It would be a substantial waste if I made more than anyone had a use for."
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"I will re-make a gate that I create from here if it shreds when the noise comes back. Well, I'll do that once, anyway," nods Promise. "...Probably just to be safe use a flattener instead of Vista, because I don't know what warping space will do to the size or location of a gate."

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"Perfect." He gets a notification. "Strider and Vista are ready. You need anything before we go?"

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Headshake.

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By the time she is done shaking her head, they are on the other side of the planet. Vista expands the room while Armsmaster talks to the nearest authoritative-looking cape. He probably recognizes her.

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"Everyone is clear that if two gates in a pair settle at different times, stepping through them will lead to inhospitable Fairyland wilderness where pretty much everyone you could meet wants to enslave you, right? I just want to be sure everyone who could conceivably walk through one of these before they're paired knows that."

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"We know not to go through them. Not the explanation, though."

Strider hadn't been warned, and out of context that's one of the stranger things he's heard in the last hour. He doesn't say anything, but looks at Promise like she sprouted a third head.
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"Well, that's the explanation, and I'm putting them high up, too, to prevent fairies accidentally coming this way by accident, so for most people who could walk through the fall would kill you before you ate any fairy mushrooms or carelessly introduced yourself. In any event I decline to be held responsible if you pay me to make gates in locations you control and then some mortal waltzes through and finds trouble - it's not that I won't help if one does, I just don't wish to be harangued about it since I am warning you. If that's clear, would someone like to mark out a location and direction for me?"

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Someone does. They've been prepared since practically when they found out it was a possibility.

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Promise makes a gate. She takes a leaf off the hem of her dress and throws it through to see if it's an instant settle. It is, glory hallelujah. "Well, the dire warnings won't be needed for this one in particular, it settled and I closed it and I'll reopen it when its pairmate is ready."

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They take their leave, and repeat the process in another six cities.

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Promise makes gatepairs.

The capes don't care where the gates go in the infinitesimal space between Mortal Point A and Mortal Point B, so she scatters them around for her own convenience. One pair over the Steppes, for if she ever wants to go back to the Queenscontinent. One pair over an ocean she knows about, flying distance from a coast. One above a flock of sky-islands. One above part of the Valley Continent, farther than the Brockton Bay singlet gate from where she's currently making her home. One over the Flowerswarm. One over the Crystal Reach. Widely distributed phenomena distinct enough for her to have heard of them and make gates in relation to them.

There are two more instant settles, although no two of a pair have the courtesy to open at the same time. The others will have to wait.

"Oh, and if you must throw things through the gates to see if they're done yet, please don't use anything egregiously mortal, or local life of any kind. Pebbles. Anything interesting-looking could get someone trying to find the gates on purpose."
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Each recipient agrees to that. They were aware that these aren't literally between points A and B, and have no reason to want to increase the danger from the infinitesimal space.

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Okay. So everyone is duly warned, the gates are all settling, and Promise should probably not go on her library trip until the rest of them have settled and they're all open in their pairs and operational. Does anyone have suggestions for what she should do with the intervening days?

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They don't strictly speaking need her here to test her master powers against Master powers, but she might want to see the results for herself.

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...Yes. That would be sensible. And they do kind of need her there at some point before or during, unless they want the imprisoned capes ordered to use their powers, since that's currently all they aren't allowed to do. That and give Promise names she doesn't ask for from people who aren't about to directly attack her.

...

"All of these Masters are reasonably trustworthy in their own right? I assume, or you wouldn't want them around me and three supervillains."
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"I don't know most of them myself, but they're all answerable one way or another. And this would be an extraordinarily stupid setting for them to suddenly betray us.
The best power I can think of for this would be Valefor's, but he actually is evil enough that we wouldn't trust him with this even were he available."
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"I'd like to know the details of how their powers work ahead of time."

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One can give simple commands that the listener automatically follows, where resisting is possible but comes with a minor inconvenience. Another can make it impossible for the victim to take a particular action without fulfilling arbitrary conditions. A third can make listeners susceptible to suggestion, and then give them commands that they will obey even if it kills them.

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Well, Promise is not going to accidentally die if they are mistaken in trusting Cape #3, and they seem comfortable enough with the intermediate possibilities.

And she's had worse.

But she gets ready to put her eardrums out if she doesn't like something she hears.
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They test it on Bakuda. In case it somehow ends with canceling all existing orders, she's the least immediately dangerous.

"We'll need you to give an order. Maybe any time I say go in the next five minutes, she is to raise her right hand and not her left. That way the order is coming from before she's affected by the power."
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"All right."

To Bakuda: "Over the next five minutes, when the Director says 'go', raise your right hand, and keep your left down, for one second."
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To the visiting capes: "Remember not to mention any real names, or cape names if they share any syllables. If you're unsure, don't use it at all."

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"Hello," Promise remarks to the capes who aren't the first to be tested. "I hope you don't mind that I hope you can't get Bakuda to do anything."

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"Why not?" asks Cape #1. "It's not just a case of bragging rights, or they wouldn't have asked me to come out here."

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"If they can be convinced I'm secure enough, I'm a Birdcage alternative, or part of one."

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#3 is suddenly staring at her. "What do you mean?"

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"The problem is that I'm a single point of failure, but if I just tell someone not to use their power, and then capes like, well, you three, can't counteract that, they're as easy to contain as any normal mortal. Frankly I'd prefer a model where I also told them not to commit particularly egregious crimes and then they could go do whatever else it is mortals like to do all day instead, but involved parties seem very set on this whole 'prison' concept."

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The other cape shrugs. "Maybe they think there'd inevitably be holes in the orders and don't want to upset what they've got."

#3 is still staring. "And there's a chance they'd go for this?"
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"Only if they want me to keep catching supervillains, but they seem to want that. I'm seeing if the Director will keep her word to get Bakuda sent somewhere less obviously hellish than the Birdcage. Lung and Oni Lee may be a lost cause, it probably depends."

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"But they said Bakuda bombed this city. You'd do that even though she deserves it if anyone does?"

Capes numbers one and two switch out, the returning one reporting that Promise's orders overrode his completely.
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"Oh, the fact that she's really a terrible person means that I don't object much to using her for this experiment, but the point is to make sure she doesn't bomb any more cities, and anything to upset her beyond that seems... I'm not sure how to describe it. Objectionable, anyway."

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"And you can have a chance at keeping them out of the Birdcage because you know their names?"

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"Sort of. It helps that I also have other powers they want access to and their ability to bribe me will sharply drop off if they can't accommodate my preference for decently treating people. I don't know what this will look like long-term - in particular, if I can be compromised by Masters... which should probably be gently tested as long as you're here... solving this problem will also involve having some way to keep me effectively away from any prisoners whose names I have once I've told them not to use their powers et cetera."

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It's #3's turn to hopefully have no effect. She goes in to the room with Bakuda and starts singing.

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"Is that Canary?"

"Yes," says Sarkany, who is loitering nearby.

"How did you get her to agree to help?"

"She's hoping it will reflect well on her at her trial."

"The trial where someone decides if an entertainer whose power happens to admit of accidents should be sent to the Birdcage for having one. That puts her remarks in context."
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Canary runs out of the room, almost crying. She takes a deep breath and declaims "NOTHING HAPPENED YOUR POWER WORKED MY NAME IS PAIGE MCABEE YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME"

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There is a very sudden drop in the attention-getting-ness of those words when the syllable "Paige" escapes Canary's mouth.

"Shut. Up." First order of business. "How many hours does your power take to wear off, hold up fingers."
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Paige stops, terrified, then holds up a fist.

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"Less than an hour? You may nod or shake your head."

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Nod, nod.

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"Half an hour?"

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Headshake

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"Okay. Is it still affecting anyone else in the room? If I let you talk will they be unduly affected?"

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Headshake.

The PRT uniforms and the capes were affected enough to be paying unusual amounts of attention to Paige's voice, but hadn't been in the completely suggestible state. And Canary's power appeared to have no effect at all on Sarkany.
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"You may not sing, but you may speak."

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"I'm sorry! I forgot my power was still active, this is the same thing that started all this, I'm sorry!"

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"Look, I believe you, but on the list of things I don't like mind control is on top of the list. You can't do it to me anymore, but I'm not sure this eventuality is the nice perk for your trial you were hoping."

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"You said you might be able to keep me out of the Birdcage, all you have to do is order me not to sing, I'll be miserable but I'll be alive, please help me!"

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"I have ordered you not to sing. I would like to keep you out of the Birdcage, too, but whether I can do that depends on things such as how impressed various people are with the results of this test. The fact that until I had your name your power was working on me isn't encouraging."

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"But that just means they have to keep you away from me, not that I'm dangerous to anyone right now, doesn't it? It'll still keep me out?"

The Director has apparently been informed of what happened. Her voice gets piped in, "We'll make sure the court knows what happened, both the non-cooperation and the effects from it. It should help on balance, but it's up to the judge."
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"You're not dangerous to anyone right now. That doesn't seem to be most people's primary consideration. I don't suppose the Protectorate wants to sell me Birdcage-bound capes for more gates?"

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"If you can neutralize them effectively, an additional gate would be worth more than the backlash from giving up Birdcage-bound villains. Unfortunately, that's not a deal we can make. Sentencing is in the hands of the co– the judicial system. The most the PRT can offer is what I promised about Bakuda."

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"Does the judicial system want anything? Who would I talk to about that? These large unwieldy organizations interface very clumsily, it makes it hard to negotiate efficiently. I know you have a lot of mortals to handle, but still."

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"The individual making the decision in a given case is the judge, and judges are strictly forbidden from accepting things in exchange for favorable decisions.
In order to guarantee keeping people out of the Birdcage, the statute would have to change to say that no one can receive such a sentence if a Master-class cape renders them safe. Until today that would have been unreasonable.
And changing laws is well outside my influence."
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"Whose influence does it take? Who is running this overgrown court of mortals?"

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"The relevant answer is Congress. A few hundred mortals, each representing the interests of a lot more mortals. The goal is to keep the laws at least vaguely similar to what people in general want them to be, but a side effect is that it is hard and complicated to change things."

(Canary, meanwhile, is thoroughly confused. The typical expected result of a desperate plea for help does not include the word "Congress.")
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Promise sighs heavily. "Canary, unless you from your presumably better understanding of how all this mortal stuff works have a helpful idea - which I would welcome - all I can do is swear to anyone who asks that you can't sing until I let you. Unless you have a reason why I should steal you away to Fairyland right now and lose most of my ability to negotiate in good faith for any other mortals with whom this comes up."

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"N-no."

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"I really am sorry. I hope your trial goes well."

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Canary almost smiles. "Me too."

She gets escorted out by Sarkany, and the Director addresses Promise. "Notwithstanding the complication at the end, this was a very successful test. You're not immune to Masters, but that wasn't a condition of the deal. We will have to keep you away from whatever prisons they end up in, of course."
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"Of course."

She... might have a solution for that. But it isn't one she wants to bring up right this second.

And unless she wants to torture Yellow... which she only very slightly does... it would require a mortal.
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And that concludes Promise's ongoing projects with the PRT.

Over the near future, the Tinkers give her her spare harmonic flatteners, the PRT continues to try to talk or bribe her into making more gates, preparation for the prisoners' trials begins, and Armsmaster asks again about sorcery after Promise has had a chance to visit a library. Various important PRT and Protectorate members are also considering which if any major threats to deploy her against.

Outside the PRT, Uber and Leet's video of the Bakuda fight has hit the Internet. The public sees them and Bakuda fight the Undersiders, the Undersiders escape, and then someone invisibly start ordering Bakuda. From her asking for Uber and Leet's names, people manage to start speculating that the names were what allowed it. That cat is irrevocably un-bagged.
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Promise takes a minute to contemplate her answer to Armsmaster re: sorcery.

"...While in Fairyland anybody who wants to can pick it up," Promise says, "there, it's a longstanding well-known factor and doesn't interact very much with anything else. You can already, obviously interact with sorcery; I don't know that I'd just be teaching you to turn invisible and make lights and other things that I consider as ordinary as you consider light bulbs and phones if you got creative. It could escalate enormously beyond what I can predict or what the institutions intended to deal with capes are capable of reacting, perhaps destabilize some of these mortal systems that barely function as it is and have a lot of moving parts I don't understand. I think I'd have to know any prospective sorcery students from this world very well and trust them very deeply. We are not there."

She doesn't even say 'yet'. He's okay when he's geeking out, but his actual personality leaves something to be desired. But she does add:

"And you probably have more useful things to do with your time than hanging around me trying to get me to like you."

For more gates she will accept something that can copy library books for her to add to her personal collection, because this is annoying to do by hand. And when Sarkany offers her a custom computer that will redact anything that looks like a name and replace it with a consistent sequence of numbers, and also accept hand-drawn written input or voice (since Promise has no idea what to make of the Roman alphabet) that's a gatepair too. (The software update for the written input takes a little while and requires a sample of Promise's handwriting, but Promise has no shortage of non-private handwriting samples.) Now there are gatepairs over the Rainbow Lava Flows (Promise has always wanted to see those) and behind the Sourceless Waterfall.

And now Promise is discovering the internet. The internet is her favorite mortal invention!
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The PRT Directors eventually come to a conclusion about where to send Promise. Ellisburg.

It used to be an ordinary mortal city, until a powerful parahuman took over and killed everyone in it. Since then, Nilbog has been living alone except for the monsters he creates, and recycling the biomass whenever anything dies. The heroes have decided to leave him to his own devices and hope, not because they couldn't capture or kill him—there are heroes powerful enough to storm the city alone, if they wanted to—but because of what comes next. They have precogs, if unreliable ones, who consistently report disaster if Ellisburg is attacked. Their hope is that Promise can prevent that, and the precogs at least report that the countryside is unlikely to get decimated if she goes in. It'd be alone, to minimize the risk of provoking a reaction, but they can teleport her out in an emergency.

Nilbog's real name, on a clearly marked and warned subsequent page in case she decides not to go in, is Rinke.
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And what exactly do they want her to do with Nilbog, assuming she finds him easy to master? Besides prevent him from decimating the countryside.

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The important result would be Nilbog captured and out of the city, with all his dead man's switches deactivated. Beyond that, they do want him turned over and tried.
They expect her to object to putting him in the Birdcage, and can make a guarantee this time. It turns out that state legislatures are easier to influence than the one that passed the TSPA, especially when tempted with the prospect of removing Nilbog from their back yard. New Jersey is now the first jurisdiction to consider criminals powerless for legal purposes if under a sufficiently inviolable Master power.

Over the objections of Director Piggot in particular, the PRT decided to ask Promise to include an exception to the powerlessness order allowing him to use his creations to aid against other S-class threats.
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"I don't mind letting him do that, but I don't plan to conscript him as slave labor. Is that agreeable?"

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It is a little-known fact that the prohibition on slave labor contains an exception for this exact scenario. Piggot decides not to mention this.

"Agreed."
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She reads his name. She confirms that it is his name.

She'd like more intel before she goes in. His creations might not count as sufficiently under his control that her merely knowing his name would be guaranteed to stop them from harming her if they were so inclined. She wants pictures of the place, she wants to know how they're going to teleport her out if she requests evac.
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They give her as much information as they can. The creatures are autonomous, and are not likely to be included in her control of Nilbog. What Ellisburg used to look like, the powers of the creatures during the disastrous raid ten years ago, aerial photographs of the current city with his likely location marked. It looks surprisingly neat, for a place ruled by a goblin king.

They're sending her in with a force field for protection, and have two redundant teleporters on standby to get her out if she presses a panic button. Another device to disintegrate whatever's immediately above and launch her upward, if she wouldn't rather trust her own wings in an emergency. And multiple harmonic flatteners, just in case. Other capes are available to fight the creatures if necessary, but if anything goes that wrong they no longer have assurances about what Nilbog will do.
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This is an acceptable number of redundant precautions. Pity they don't know any of the creatures' names.

She studies the materials supplied, puts on all her snazzy articles... on a hunch gets a long-sleeved leaf dress so they're less conspicuous... and then she supposes she's ready to go.
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Ellisburg post-Nilbog has been redesigned. The architect was unconcerned with functionality, attaching floorboards or doors to exterior walls in order to add extra spires and structures in whatever combination Nilbog found interesting. The trees are all perfectly regular: some are perfect cubes, others perfect spheres, others forming arches. Even the grass has been designed with care: flowers grow at seemingly random points on the lawns, but the grass is trimmed perfectly level right up to the stalk of anything growing. A scarecrow stands in front of one house, with its dog skull head facing upward and holding a rake in its child-sized human hand. Nothing alive is visible.

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On her way, she will notice a creature about a foot shorter than she is. Reptilian, with brown scales and small black eyes. It's also wearing clothes. Less so than the humans she's seen, but a pair of shorts and suspenders is more than any nonhuman mortals so far. It opens its mouth impossibly wide when it encounters her force field from behind, and hisses.

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"Hello," says Promise. "I wish to speak with your master."

(This city is not a fairy court. But it is more like a fairy court than anything else she's run into in this world, as far as she knows.)
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He or it stops hissing, but starts pawing at the force field. Another creation joins and does the same.

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"I like my personal space," Promise says mildly.

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They back off, briefly. A few hisses from the reptilian creation and grunts from the piglike one. One of them starts removing a few small objects from a pocket and dropping them, then taps on the field again.

If Promise looks closely at the windows of the buildings, she might see misshapen silhouettes or reflective eyes.
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"I don't know what you're getting at, unfortunately, or I'm sure we could come to some agreement."

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After a few more hisses and whistles, a third creature joins the other two. It's carrying tools, possibly designed for use in building or gardening but also very threatening-looking. It brandishes a long serrated blade, then steps back. It drops the weapon, pointing at Promise. The smaller creatures resume scratching at Promise's bubble.

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"I'm not carrying any weapons. I have some things that will help me move around, and my personal space bubble, and something to help me use fairy magic, and that's all."
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They understand her (of course) but keep going insistently.

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"If you want to look at everything I'm carrying, I can do that. I just don't like being touched." She rolls up her sleeves, identifies, the objects, pulls up the leafy hem of her dress enough to display shoeless feet and ankle-worn objects.

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They stop pressing on the force field, but resume making a show of emphatically dropping objects.

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"I need all my things. To make sure that nobody touches me, since I don't like being touched, and to make sure fairy magic works because a fairy should have her fairy magic, and to make sure I can go when I want."

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More creatures appear out of the woodwork, some of them literally.
An enormous quadruped, almost symmetrical with no head. A tall, long-limbed man with very fine fur and a wide, toothless mouth. An irradiated land-going sea cucumber.

They don't make any move against her, but block her progress as long as she's carrying unknown potentially dangerous things. Other creatures run into the building Promise is trying to get to, to inform their king of the intruder.
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That's okay. He's the person she wants to talk to, and if he would rather talk out here than show her wherever he's hanging out, that's fine. The force field is doing its job very well.

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A large figure lumbers out of what is probably the palace. It raises its trunk and trumpets loudly, or, presumably loudly. It's far outside normal hearing range. An enormous crowd of creatures surrounds Promise, but they open a narrow path between her and the door.

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...Okay. She goes through the path.

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They're all watching her, with more kinds of eyes than she knew existed, and some are making sounds that might be cheering or applauding or anticipation of her being destroyed. Who knows.

Inside, an enormously fat humanoid sits on a throne cobbled together from furniture. A cloth crown flops around his ears. Other monsters are seated around the room, watching a gladiatorial combat between two creatures.
The large one speaks.

"Who enters my domain? I must warn you, it is an act against all etiquette to come armed in the presence of a king."
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"I am not armed. I have explained to your vassals" (...they're close enough) "that the things I brought with me only ensure my personal space, let me move, and allow my fairy magic to work in the mortal world. I am called Promise."

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"And I Nilbog. But those are only names. Who are you, that you come uninvited and do not bow to me?"

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"I'm a fairy. I didn't realize bowing was customary here; my apologies." She sketches a bow as best she can without falling over.

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"A fairy! There have been no fairies in my kingdom for a hundred years!" He seems to have forgotten he's supposed to be angry at her. "Welcome, and why have you come?"

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"To meet you, of course, and your vassals, the likes of which we don't have in Fairyland."

Yes, obviously this ends with her issuing commands at some point - but she wants his voluntary help with those Endbringer things and there's no reason not to be sweet as pie leading up to that question. If she's very lucky - and he does seem pretty excited that she's a fairy - she might not have to give him any orders he even notices at all.
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"Of course, of course. Nor will you; they are quite inimitable, every one original.

Come, sit. Would you care for a meal? The chef can regurgitate it in any form you desire."
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"I only eat fairy food, but the offer is very kind."

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"As you like it." The four-hundred-pound goblin shrugs, which does not literally cause the floor to shake but looks like it ought to.

"What news do you bring of Fairyland? Is its queen still well?"
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...How does he even...?

"As ever. I don't belong to her immediate court, myself."
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"Good, good. A king ought to have his equals. Or at least his near inferiors. In my domain, everything is part of my court."

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"Your vassals certainly seem very loyal. Do they have names?"

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"Of course. Polka here is my favorite of my subjects." The creature to his left has a narrow, reptilian face and humanlike skin. Four fangs, a long tail, and a color scheme more typical of fairies than humans.

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Click. Okay, that's useful to know: the things count as people, or at least they can.

"When I told some of my acquaintances that I would be visiting you they wanted me to ask you a question. Specifically, there are some very badly behaved large creatures that occasionally appear where they are not welcome and destroy things. Do you suppose you and Polka and the others might be willing to help fight them?"
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Nilbog frowns. "You speak of the monsters. But they are outside my walls. Here I am a content god, why should I risk my subjects?"

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"Well, if the answer is no, that is certainly your prerogative. Of course you will not be compelled. If you have no use for the gratitude of others and do not fear that the monsters will eventually visit your borders I can see why you would not wish to engage."

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"My so-called neighbors have never tried to treat with me. They attacked my realm once, unprovoked, long ago, and I turned their bodies into material for my subjects. I have earned these years of peace."

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"They did ask me to relay the question. Does this not constitute treating with you, now, even if they were very delayed about it?"

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"You come from THEM?" Spoken by someone else, it could have been thunderous and intimidating. From someone who hasn't heard another human voice in years, it only sounds warped. The floor shaking might help make up for it, but that part isn't Nilbog. It's just that some of his creations are very large, and they are now forming a ring around Promise. There is still an opening behind her, toward the door.

"My only enemies, and they come not with an apology but with a request.
Tell me, messenger, why should I not have you executed?"
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"Forgive me, I don't understand how mortals work very well, and don't know if the mortals who sent me are the same ones who offended you. I only suspect that they are neighbors in a sense."

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"Don't you? Did they speak of an attempt on my life and my throne, or did they send you as an uninformed underling?"

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"I would not cooperate with any attempt to kill you, nor do I suspect them of wishing to rule your vassals."

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"You might not cooperate. But you are a mere errand-runner, not even from the court of your own queen. If my neighbors wished my people to die in battle, in a futile hope that I will be weak for another attack, some snake might think it wise to deceive the messenger."

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"I don't think that is the plan, but perhaps I cannot convince you that I have that information. I will not ask for any commitment right now; it seems likely that I know less than you would like from a diplomat. I could convey a message to your neighbors, if you wish."

Or she could shut him down right now, but Polka's name worked. She has no idea what compromise she'll be able to work out with the Protectorate people about that.
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"Then tell them I will hear their apology. And they are to send a gift worthy of my attention, whatever their merchants or wizards devise."

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"I understand. I don't know how long it will be before they can put together such a gift, but when one is concocted they will likely send me with it." She bows again. "By your leave, your majesty."

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He nods to her. "You may go."

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She turns and departs out the provided path and then flies to where she is supposed to go.

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Her PRT and Protectorate backup is relieved they weren't needed, but surprised that anything so successful ended with Promise leaving the city alone.

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"Some of those creatures are people. I need to know what's to become of them."

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"The monsters are people? Now I've heard everything. Let me pass that one up the chain." The PRT uniform contacts the relevant Director, who contacts the Chief Director. Response times get fast when you're neutralizing an S-class threat. "We're to leave Ellisburg to them, unless Nilbog is the only thing keeping them in the city. If his removal makes the monsters attack, we shoot them as soon as they're outside the walls."

Unspoken is that a horde of Nilbog's creations rampaging across New Jersey might be the reason it was never safe to try anything before.
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"Is it strictly necessary to remove him? If he's safely ordered down and you're consigning the space to the creatures with or without him there..."

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"Absolutely. Even if your orders could be completely airtight—and you don't take chances with someone who's as dangerous as an Endbringer attack—there are millions of people terrified of him. Nilbog free but claimed to be toothless doesn't change that, Nilbog captured does."

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"I don't have all the creatures' names. I'm not sure if all of them are people, either, so I might not be able to contain them as a group - he wants me to come back with an apology and a gift, and I imagine if my gift is a large basket of fairy berries a lot of the creatures will wind up eating them, but it won't work for any that aren't people or any who don't partake. If I could envassal all the people in there I could tell them to stay put and then I wouldn't mind if you killed anything that left, but that's a serious 'if'."

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"Once Nilbog is out, everything else becomes much more manageable. And it's not as if the nonsapient monsters urgently need to be put down, so long as they're not a threat.
You could use the berries, command them to keep the other creatures inside the city, and make sure to warn them of why. And then bring more berries later for however many iterations is necessary."
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"Can one of those precogs check my odds of success? ...Also, unrelatedly, I like this force field generator very much and would like to keep it."

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"We don't want to tax their limits too much, but the risk did not increase between when you went in and when you left.
That generator was not designed to be long-lasting, but we can discuss something more permanent when not in the middle of dealing with the world's fifth-most powerful villain."
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"I do need to go back to Fairyland to collect berries, which will take a while."

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"Nilbog is not currently more of a danger than he usually is. We do have time." Call this mission a success, or at least not a failure, which is almost as good.
"If a delay is inevitable anyway, we can have our Tinkers give you a force field that should last for years instead of days in exchange for another gate."
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"Is that years of time spent on or years total?"

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"The former. Tinker tech does have a tendency to break unpredictably even when lying unused, though, so it will not last centuries either way."

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"I understand. I'll take it."

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"Excellent. How long will it take you to collect the berries?"

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"Not long, but I don't have a good way to carry as many as I'm thinking from my tree to the gate or from anywhere into the town."

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"If it's likely to take more than you can carry, we can send someone to help transport them. Some of us are less vulnerable to hostile fairies than others."

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"I don't really want anyone I live near to know that I'm regularly interacting with mortals at all, but as long as I go through first to make sure no one's loitering near my tree and they can carry everything quickly it's not that risky, I suppose."

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"We'll have someone with you momentarily." The Chief Director's voice stops coming from the underling's radio, and not quite instantaneously a figure in a literal cape is flying toward Ellisburg.

"I am Alexandria."
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"Hi, Alexandria, I'm Promise. I assume that you, like this helicopter, fly faster than me; how do you want to get us to Brockton Bay so I can go to my tree?"

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"The fastest way would be for me to transport you. I can get us there in half a minute, but it may be uncomfortable for you. Given the significance of the mission, I would recommend not waiting for a plane."

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If they want to be in a desperate hurry about this guy who seems pretty content to sit in his town with his gross critters and do nothing else, that's okay. "I can do a reasonably good windscreen with sorcery. ...Do you have to physically carry me...?"

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From their point of view, Nilbog is a class-S threat. No need to push their luck.
"Yes. I can't grant you flight.
On the way back, we'll have something more normal prepared."
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Promise rolls up her wings as small as they will go and curls up. "Okay, if you're in that much of a hurry."
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"We're dealing with unknown weapons of mass destruction. I think it's justified."

As it turns out, when Alexandria said it would take half a minute she meant because she is unwilling to break the sound barrier. The limiting factor is likely to be how good Promise's shield is.
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Promise's shield is not good enough for breaking the sound barrier. It'll hold up with nothing worse than some eye-watering until that point.

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They arrive in Brockton Bay and descend to the PRT building. They're fairly conspicuous; the cape spotters are going to know something is going on.

The gate is exactly as it was left.
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Promise opens it. She goes through and closes it so Alexandria won't jump the gun. She makes sure there are not other fairies in the area, and then makes her tree give her wood in the shape of a large basket. She shoves it around to various places under the tree, makes it drop its haws above the basket, and shoves it again. Eventually she has a very large basket full of a whole lot of haws.

Then, leaving the basket on the ground, she flies up to her gate, opens it again, and says, "You can come carry the berries now."
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Alexandria enters, and picks up the basket. Very large by Promise's standards is, in this case, still very large by human ones. While on this side of the gate, Alexandria takes the opportunity to look around Fairyland. A disproportionate amount of this is spent looking upward. She inaudibly subvocalizes something, but does not speak aloud.

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Promise heads for the gate once the berries are in hand.

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One of the most important heroes currently active on any known world steps back into Earth Bet. Alexandria is carrying her groceries.


"We've got more conventional transport back, courtesy of Sarkany. One of her drones."
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"That's good."

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There is very little obvious reason for Alexandria to fly back in Sarkany's transport, but she goes in first and sets down the basket.
Once inside, "I know you mentioned earlier that Fairyland is flat, but there aren't any limits on it at all, are there?"
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"...I don't think so? I mean, one can't fly up as far as one might want because the air thins out, but I don't imagine there would be a similar problem with digging down or traveling away from the continents I happen to have heard of."

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"How large an area is that?"

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"The continents I've heard of? I'm not sure. I read most of my geography a long time ago and it tends to be denominated in days' flight, which varies kind to kind anyway."

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"Are there any unoccupied or nearly unoccupied areas?"

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"Sure. There aren't that many fairies per continent. Why?"

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"It might become useful to send some humans across for one purpose or another, and the fewer such areas there are the more likely it is to be too dangerous."

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"It's really not a good idea for any mortals to spend long in Fairyland. Like, you could find someplace no one was living, but someone might wander by. And there's the risk of food cross-contamination. By the way, if you drop a berry, find it before somebody has a chance to think they should eat it."

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"Not all purposes need involve much time. If there were, say, natural resources that are in short supply here, no one would have to live or eat there."

The craft approaches Ellisburg again.
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"Resources like... what?"

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"Oil deposits, perpetual wind storms, enormous planes of solid gold, humans are good at finding value in all sorts of things." The real relevant resource doesn't need to be stated right now.

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"Well, I suppose you might find any of those things but I don't know where any would be."

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"Regardless, it's a question for another time.

I suppose you're going to need me to help deliver Nilbog's gift?"
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"Unless you have another way to do it. Will he recognize you? He's expecting an apology in addition to the gift."

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She shakes her head. "He won't. Not individually at least, he may at most guess that I am part of the Protectorate."

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"And you'll play along with the apology bit? Unless literally everything in the town eats a berry my control will be messy and I'd rather avoid having to make them fight each other so they don't attack."

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"Don't worry, I can play the role as necessary.
If they do attack I can defend you. I'd worry more about whatever went wrong in the first place."
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"What are your powers, anyway, besides picking up large objects and flying? Or are you just good enough at those things that you can fight off monsters?"

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"Here, the flying brick set of superpowers is known as the Alexandria package. I'm Alexandria.

My other power, not exactly secret but less talked about, is mental. I think faster, never forget anything and am in full generality smarter than I was before. But it's mostly the first set that would come into play against monsters, yes."
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Promise purses her lips a little at 'never forget anything'.

"Anyway, he was very excited that I'm a fairy. You are not a fairy and may be less exciting and/or assumed to be my vassal. My read on him is that he won't take very well to being contradicted if he's assumed something. Also his creatures wanted to search me for weapons; I didn't let them touch me but I did have to list my inventory a couple of times before they showed me where he was. If you all by yourself constitute a weapon they might object to you."
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"That fact that I'm dangerous is not immediately obvious. And I can permit him to assume whatever he likes."

The craft touches down. Alexandria leaves behind her few items not part of her costume.
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Whenever Alexandria is ready to follow bearing gifts, Promise flies in to the same place she landed last time.

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The creatures react more visibly this time. The monstrosities are openly walking around the city (or hopping, or rolling, or oozing as the case may be), but they still rarely make any audible sound. Promise seems to have been expected; they open a path between the throne room and Promise and her vassal.

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Promise walks along the path. She nods politely at the creatures.

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A few of them return the acknowledgement. Most ignore the newcomers.

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And when they reach Nilbog, Promise bows deeply. "Your majesty, I have brought a gift of fairy berries for you and your court to share."

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"Fairy food! Welcome, Promise, herald of the distant lands!" He doesn't acknowledge Promise's minion, except to verify that she didn't forget to bow.
"We shall all partake of the gift, in honor of my onetime enemies paying tribute!"

He pauses, and frowns, looking as close to thoughtful as he has so far. "Except those who subsist on the flesh of others."
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"Of course you would know better than I if they'd enjoy the berries, although they will not taste of anything to be found in this world no matter what they look like."

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Nilbog tastes a berry, and his eyes light up. "Exquisite! More incomparable than anything I have tasted in years!" He feeds one to Polka, who doesn't seem to have an opinion one way or the other on its relative incomparability.

"Let today be a celebration of our victory. On such a day all should see their king in his glory. You four, take the fairy's ingredients to the chef, have her prepare it as a banquet. And you, call all to my presence." A reptilian, a giant invertebrate, and two mostly mammals carry the basket elsewhere. They don't return. The same creature that gave the inaudible trumpet blast before repeats the performance, and creatures of all colors, shapes, sizes, and degrees of threateningness materialize.
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Hooray. Promise is already in the king's presence, and accordingly does not go anywhere.

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He's being all kingly and splendorous, which in his context mostly means fat.

There are far too many creatures to fit in the throne room. They open up holes in the walls to allow some of the larger ones to see the king, such as what looks like a giant fire-breathing horse carrying smaller monsters. Through the gaps, more monsters are visible. Farther back, some are fighting for a closer position, and usually giving way if they look likely to lose. A few do fall, and get eaten or trampled.

As more creations are arriving, some bring in heaping platters of something. It looks like vomit, if vomit were ever that unholy shade of purple. And chunky enough that the largest hunks of meat could be arranged in mockery of the stereotypical spitted boar with an apple in its mouth. The boars' parts are played by some of the creations that carried the basket off, already looking half-digested. Whether Promise recognizes this will depend on if she makes the mistake of looking too closely.
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The fact that mortals and mortal creatures eat flesh at all was already Peak Gross for Promise and she has no special reaction to observing the gross in this level of detail.

The berries should still work even after having been processed. Probably. The claim is very strong and direct and should be able to tolerate one degree of remove.
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The Peak Gross gets passed around, each creation taking some before the ones next to it drag the platter away. Some enormous skeletal birds carry some to the crowd outside. There is no way to tell which parts of the mush used to be berries and which were something else.

As the food gets consumed, Nilbog addresses her again. "Emissary Promise, will you and your vassal join the feast?"
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"Your majesty, it would have been poor manners for me to invite myself to partake of something I brought as a gift to you. I made sure to arrive well-fed so I would not be tempted. My vassal has likewise no intention of trespassing upon your present."

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He nods, and Alexandria looks suitably humble. In a surprisingly short time, the initial platters have been emptied and more are produced. Every creature within view has tasted at least some.

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Promise waits out the feast.

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Eventually it winds down. Nilbog addresses them in what is (for him) a long-winded speech, starting from "behold your god," meandering through "our former enemies pay tribute" and expressing confidence that they could win again if he feels they have to. None of the creatures remember this war they supposedly won, as it was long enough ago to be several generations back, but their facial expressions wouldn't mean much to an outsider anyway. He ends by saying that Promise, as an emissary from distant lands, will tell them all of his greatness compared to every other ruler.

(It hasn't occurred to him in over a decade that people might ever not want to do everything he wants them to. Volunteering others for public speaking is exceptional only in the part about speaking.)
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Okay. Impromptu public speaking gig. She can work with this.

"Subjects of his majesty, you hardly need me to tell you that your king's city is a triumph of clear political structure and a garden of uncompromised and unique aesthetic wonder. What you may not have guessed is that all of my overtures are leading up to a solicitation that your king make a prolonged diplomatic visit to your neighbors. I know it will be difficult for you all to stay inside the borders of your home alone, being sure you do not let slip any of your fellow creatures who might be mistaken in their intentions and thereby sabotage his sovereign responses to our invitation; but regardless I implore his majesty to accept."

There are some orders, folded in there, but orders don't feel like anything by themselves.
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His majesty accepts before he knows he has. And the subset of creatures that are capable of receiving orders and have eaten part of a berry are likewise bound to stay in the city and keep any non-ordered compatriots in.

"Diplomacy?" Nilbog considers it. "I suppose, if my neighbors deigned to send a messenger, I can show my magnanimity and return the favor with my own presence. Subjects of Ellisburg! In my absence, hold the city in a condition that any king would be proud to call capital."
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"You do us immense honor, your majesty. Might I venture to ask how long it will take you to make your kingdom ready for your departure so that everything will be safe and stable in your absence?"

Sneak, sneak.
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And rationalization.

"Safe and stable? There is one thing. Behold, and see if any can match my power."

He holds out his left hand, and a blob swells. As it does, the figure on the throne starts to shrink as its fat stores are repurposed into whatever he's making. He gestures toward one of the creatures. He, she, or it steps forward and is absorbed into the blob. Nilbog repeats this order, and the blob gets larger. Eventually it bursts, showering the entire throne room with slime. The creature from inside the bubble starts burrowing downward, appearing less to move earth out of the way than annihilate it on contact. It stops digging, and the creatures nearest the hole haul out a six-foot sphere. Nilbog absorbs it into another blob, which pops. The inside reveals grotesque copies of flower petals. The whole process took a matter of seconds.

"This was, or could have been, the greatest danger faced by any of my enemies, making them strike one another down even were I myself defeated. Now, of course, my enemies have sued for peace, and I have no need of such defenses." The burrowing creature digs up some smaller spheres, and Nilbog destroys those as well.
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How fortunate Promise has a force field for not permitting slime to get on her.

"Your majesty, I am so delighted to have met with such beneficence. Please don't hesitate to delay us as long as you need to make all needful preparations to leave the city safe and self-contained, but we will be ready to leave at your earliest availability."
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Her apparent vassal is slime-covered, but is ignoring it. Better than the creatures; some of them are licking up the greasy slime from wherever it landed.

"I've completed the preparations already, of course. It is only fitting that I should be able to remove some of the most potent threats in mere moments. There is only one thing remaining. My other form."

The giant mole-thing swims downward again, and returns carrying an unconscious human body. A cord runs to the Nilbog on the throne, which disconnects it and slumps over. Rinke stands up, shakily at first, and then shouts out in a reedy voice that hasn't been used in years "Behold, your creator!"
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Promise turns to the slimeified Alexandria. "I assume there is transport fit for a king standing by?"

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"Of course, my lady." The character she's playing has no status to address Nilbog directly. "If you'll ask His Majesty to come out the gate, the chariot is prepared."

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"Your Majesty," Promise adds, "it is diplomatic custom that even heads of state such as you do not use your powers while on extended visits. I hope this will be no great hardship. It is after all incumbent on your hosts to see to your needs themselves."

This is the risky one.
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Nilbog buys it. Promise could probably tell him the sky is green and he'd go for it.

"Of course, of course. Tradition is an important part of comity, after all. I shall expect that when conducting matters of state my counterparts to do likewise, naturally."
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"To the extent they are able. Not everyone with powers has your superlative control. And of course there is no need to respond to anyone else's poor manners with similar of your own; you are more civilized than that."

And with that he is all sewn up to the compromise standards of the Protectorate. Promise bows again. To the gate.
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Rinke comes alongside her, Alexandria following behind. They board one of Sarkany's craft, this one larger and more comfortable than the last. There are restraints visible but unused.

"This can return you to your city, Lady Promise, before continuing on to bring His Majesty to our leaders. Suitable accommodations" as in appearances "can be maintained indefinitely."
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"Excellent."

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The ship takes off, and starts flying south. Nilbog is seeming to enjoy himself, what with being less isolated than at any time in the last ten years.

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And there's no harm in that.

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Eventually the transport does drop Promise off at Brockton Bay and Nilbog at a gilded cage near the main headquarters. He is thoroughly impressed, especially with the enormous armchair sized for his puppet body. His last throne had been hacked together out of ordinary furniture. His captors keep him happy with frequent meetings with people he gets told are nobility, and consultations on issues of relations between states, some of which are even real. He continues to have no idea he's a prisoner, but the PRT gets to announce the victory it wanted.

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Promise, meanwhile, makes sure to tell the Brockton Bay PRT that if they want to ask Nilbog to reconsider fighting Endbringers, Promise will need to deliver the request unless they want to risk the answer being "sure... wait... my powers aren't working". They'll forward that up appropriately, won't they?

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They will.
Alexandria and the Chief Director have been annoyed at that having not already been included; Promise might end up unavailable or even unwilling by the time their diplomats convince Nilbog. But nearly everyone is more than satisfied with the almost perfect success against someone who used to get listed in the same breath as Endbringers.
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"I didn't think anyone wanted it left to Nilbog's judgment whether something constituted a sufficient threat or when during the proceedings to start or what exactly to use his power on, and I couldn't work any of that specificity into the pretense."

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The Chief Director, or someone speaking for her, replies to her email, "Does that mean we can't maintain the pretense past the next Endbringer attack? Any such change would have to be along the lines of saying that the tradition permits power use in emergencies at the request of the host, and from what you've previously expressed that might be more than you want to leave to our judgment."

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Promise replies: "I'd probably say something about diplomatic traditions being suspended in the event of an emergency for foreign heads of state lending combat assistance, then not actually lift the order until he was on site and phrase the limits as tactical suggestions. At any rate, the pretense doesn't actually need to last now that he's not with his creatures; I'd sooner keep it if we can but it was mostly important to avoid problems with the unvassaled critters."

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"He is more likely to cooperate if we do. Though I would prefer a solution less dependent on your permanent involvement, especially at such a detailed level as on-site tactics. That is unlikely to be the most effective use either of his powers or of yours. But we almost a month before the next Endbringer attack, and Nilbog has not even agreed to help yet."

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"I can't directly master Endbringers and I'm not an efficient healer of people I haven't had some time to study first. If you have a better idea for things I can do besides direct otherwise-dangerous capes against them I'd be happy to reconsider my plans for assisting, but I don't have anything."

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"Even an inefficient healer would have one of the most valued abilities on the field. And if you can learn to block wavelengths of light other than the visible, or make people transparent to them, that would be extremely valuable against one of the three."

It's common knowledge that radiation is what kills anyone who gets too close to Behemoth.
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"Well, I can study up on the radiation and see if I can develop a spell, but it sounds awkward to test. I can give orders while studying injured people, though."

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"What do you anticipate ordering him for, other than the easily done ahead of time things he might not care about such as collateral damage to allied forces?"

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"What things he's allowed to turn into creatures. What he should do with the creatures afterwards, especially since at least some of them are people."

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"Both of those are also easily proscribed in advance. If he makes nothing more intelligent than a dog, and never out of anything human, you could merely direct him against appropriate targets."

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"I'll see if I can come up with some appropriate order sets and formatting for them in plenty of time for the next attack, then."

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"You have time. And thank you for your assistance."

Her force field generator will be completed in a matter of days.
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Then she'll make another gatepair for it. Now there is a gatepair above the Confluence of a Thousand Rivers. (There are actually only eight hundred ninety four even if you count the little streams. That's just what it's called.)

In her copious spare time she does research and eventually comes up with an order set in which she informs/"reminds" Nilbog that his majesty is invited to join battle against the Endbringers, which would suspend his (ever so gracious) agreement not to use his powers, though certainly everyone understands that (in spite of his obvious diplomatic immunity; isn't that an interesting concept?) there is no call to make other heads of state feel inadequate to their task of protecting their people by using those people as raw materials, and also it would desperately confuse any questions of citizenship if he created any creatures smarter than dogs outside of his own realm.
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A few days later, after there's more or less normalcy in Brockton Bay, she gets a file from no discernible source. Just on the mortal side of the gate in the PRT building, labeled as being intended for her. Leaving books and similar there isn't in itself unusual, since she never did start using a predictable schedule.

When she reads it, it turns out to be detailed information on some of Brockton Bay's villains.

Cape name: Kaiser. Power: creates metal objects from any solid surface. Leader of the Empire Eighty-Eight, a gang dedicated to the proposition that someone's value as a person can be measured by the whiteness of their skin. Directly or indirectly responsible for quite a lot of crimes in support of driving the undesirables out of the city. (A selection is listed, along with his involvement. Mostly assaults and robberies, some murders. The drug dealing is emphasized less, since crimes that are nonexistent in Fairyland might be less likely to offend Promise.) But, for fairness purposes, Kaiser himself does not agree with this goal and is only in it for the power. With him gone, there would be no single obvious successor and the Empire would fracture. Real name: Max Anders.

Krieg, James Fliescher. Power, known crimes, position in the Empire, expected consequences of his removal.

If she decides to continue reading, there is similar information for all the rest of Empire 88's capes, over twenty of them. Purity, Hookwolf, and on down the list from most to least important.
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She does not keep reading. This is alarming.

She emails the Director:

"I got an anonymous message from someone with real names of Empire 88 capes. I didn't read the whole thing, but I have two now."
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"Which two? How? Forward it to me immediately, if anyone got you an anonymous message it means we've got a hole to plug in our security."

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She forwards it. "The first two."

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That is both good and bad. Whoever compiled it was correct about those being two of the most valuable members, if they decide to have Promise take in the ones whose names she knows. But they also have some of the more common mortal names, and now everyone named James or Max is potentially at risk.
She reads the rest of it. It claims to have been delivered by Faultline's Crew, on behalf of someone who wants the Empire gone. Faultline's mercenaries were last spotted relatively recently, but the group has probably left the city if they did somehow break into the PRT HQ.

The Director contacts Promise. "The writer is hoping you'll arrest some of their enemies' key figures. Tempting, since the reason we didn't try this earlier no longer applies to those names. But to do it now would be playing into the hands of an unknown party with unknown goals."
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"Yeah, I was afraid of something like this happening. I can certainly try not to entertain the hypothesis that other people I meet are named those things but it's a little hard to control, and for all I know going after them now would destabilize some structure that's preventing worse than what's listed."

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"That part I can back up. If the Empire were to fall apart, the obvious villain groups to benefit are the Undersiders and Coil's organization, and the Travelers if they plan to stay in the city long-term. Merchants as well, but they don't plot at this scale. Or any scale, really. All plausible outcomes are less bad than the Empire, with the exception of an all-out war between factions, benefiting no one.
But the removal or weakening of the Empire is very definitely a step in someone's plan, and that's enough reason to think twice."
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"Especially since I think unless there are much paler mortals around somewhere which I haven't seen I probably don't have anything to worry about from the Empire on my own behalf in an immediate sense, so this wasn't sent to me as a gesture of goodwill. ...At the risk of belaboring the point, people I'm commanding don't need to be in jail to be safe to have around. If I read the rest of the names I could curb the Empire's activity while leaving them able to operate in a power-balancing way otherwise."

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"The reason I didn't ask you to use as many names as possible earlier does still apply to the others.
But that might be a good idea in this case. Though jail would be better, this can avoid giving the enemy of my enemy what they want. And Krieg and Kaiser are important figures in the Empire. If you order them to do everything in their power to make the Empire commit less crime while preventing others from the same, the end result might be better than simply arresting those two. Can you give such an order while making them keep it secret?"
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"I can tell them to be inconspicuous, but I need to know more to balance conspicuousness and efficacy, or I need to let them do it themselves, which might not yield a balance anyone but them likes. And there's a question of how I'm supposed to get to them to tell them to do anything at all if I don't have enough names to just walk safely into wherever they normally keep themselves."

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"That second one is easy enough. You couldn't walk into one of their gang's bases, but they presumably answer their phones. If it doesn't work over telephone, we could still get you in a room with their civilian identity more easily than the cape one.

For the former, secrecy would have to be absolute. Otherwise they would simply lose their status as leaders and their replacements would have no such problem."
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"It should work over the phone but I haven't tested it. I confess I still don't really understand how the whole 'civilian identity' thing works, but insofar as I know what you're proposing won't I run into bystanders' names on the way?"

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"That should be avoidable, especially if the phone works. To test it, you may send me a spoken order to, say, raise my hand for three seconds. Either by computer or by borrowing a radio."

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"The computer probably won't work. Seems too much like a written instruction. I'll try that and if that doesn't work I'll borrow a radio."

Promise records and sends a command of the specified type to the Director.
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"No luck." And now there's one more known limit on Promise. "I'll have someone lend you a radio."

Someone in a PRT uniform arrives shortly after, adjusts the setting, and gives it to Promise.
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"Hello, Director, is this contraption working?"

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"Hello, Promise. Yes, it is."

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"Here goes. For three seconds, raise your hand."

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She gets a choice of which hand and how high, but no other choice.

"It worked. Does it matter that I know it was you speaking, or would it work remotely against someone who had never heard your voice before?"
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"You didn't have to know it was me. And if you thought it was me but it wasn't, it wouldn't work, unless you were generally disposed not to test orders and just did whatever you thought I was telling you to do anyway. Do you want to switch back to email...?"

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"Please."
"So if we can get you on the phone with them, you can give orders. The first being, presumably, to stay on the line and act as they would were it an ordinary business call. If subsequent orders are to ensure that no one finds out about the orders and, within that limit, to influence their gang to break the law less to the best of their ability, is that likely to be effective?"
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"I've looked a little into mortal law and... it's kind of a mess. If I phrased it like that... You might get results like scrupulously reported taxes and invariably obeyed traffic ordinances compensating for murders, or some kind of arrangement where people who were being sent to break laws temporarily broke rank from the gang in some formal sense, or them simply doing their utmost to gain control of someone who can make exceptions to laws or revise the laws themselves, or more creative obedience I can't come up with based on skimming a heavily redacted Wikipedia. Also, if I don't know what an ordinary business call is like for them, then it might consist of taking a lot of notes about what was discussed, having someone listen in, or hanging up if there's an emergency - like an antagonistic cape giving them orders."

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"It's not exactly a problem if they're careful with speed limits, but if the order would allow them to compensate for other crimes that would be. Minimization of harm against people and property, then? The risk of others finding out or of them hanging up should be possible to avoid by being clear that the secrecy order supersedes the one about acting natural."

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"'People and property' still leaves the tradeoff up to them; it would take a little convoluted thinking to do it but they could still destroy a city block to spare someone a papercut or kill a person to avoid letting them scuff their shoes. And if someone starts out listening to the call by default, or collects the notes before I've completely issued the order about secrecy, then the secret will be out anyway, and then if I say that the secrecy order trumps the anti-crime order I could have them forced to kill their own secretaries. This is very complicated, Director, if they're at all smart or have taken any precautions that apply to my influence at all, and narrowing things to an audio channel makes it much worse."

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"And they do know you exist.
In that case, maybe it is better to simply arrest them. The Empire will continue functioning, but down two of its leaders, and you don't need to learn more mortal names. Unless you think there is some other way to make them make others stand down?"
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"Obviously you can do as you like with the list, although if you're saying the list suffices to let you go find people by those names and arrest them all just like that it will fly in the face of everything else I've seen about the mortal justice system. I'm sure I can come up with a way to leave them harmless but otherwise free, but I would need more information than I have, and possibly more names so that I could go in person and see if they were doing anything."

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"We could drop the subterfuge entirely, and have the phone call consist of an order to come in costume and turn themselves in. And a warning that if they don't come alone any allies get the same order, hopefully we wouldn't need to follow through on that."

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"This just comes back to the problem of leaving a power vacuum for whatever purpose the letter-writer had in mind."

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"True. But they were clearly hoping you'd read the whole thing and there would be no Empire at all. It's not their first choice of power vacuum, but it is their top two picks of individuals.

Another option would be to simply wait, so any immediate plans they have based on the gang fracturing would fail to materialize. If it's nothing more than a longer term preference for a weaker gang of white supremacists, that's one I can agree with."
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"Waiting seems reasonable. Unless the letter arrived now because they believe the Empire is planning something imminent and wants it headed off and so would we if we knew what it was."

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"Always plausible, but if that were it they could have said so. The letter claimed to be on behalf of someone who was only trying to weaken the Empire. A lie in the other direction would have been more likely."

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"I didn't read the whole thing," Promise reminds her. "But yes, there would probably be a reason to be specific if they wanted me to interrupt something specific."

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"We can give a week, maybe two. In the meantime, I'll look into tracking down who might have managed to put it here."

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"I'll read up and try to come up with order sets that would be safe on the phone if it does come to that."

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"If there's a way to do that it would be ideal, but if you think there isn't you're the one who knows how it works. Good luck."

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Faultline isn't easy to find. The rumors are that her crew is indeed taking credit for having broken into a PRT headquarters undetected, which isn't hurting their reputation. But no contacts have any leads on who hired them, or, if they're innocent and lying, who really did it.

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Promise thinks about phone orders, eventually has a baseline phrasing she can spit out in a hurry that she thinks will probably work most of the time, and works on figuring out how to be transparent to Behemoth-style radiation. There's already a spell for heatlessness, in one of her library books. In flat harmonics, can she expand that...? She has a prototype working after a few days. How she's supposed to test it she is not sure, but she emails Armsmaster about it.

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It turns out mortals have plenty of ways of generating radiation to test it on. It won't be at Behemoth's quantity for obvious reasons, but this Armsmaster can supply radiation in the right frequencies.

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And who exactly is supposed to stand in it and see if they die?

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Preferably, Armsmaster's Geiger counter.
If it only works on living things, he can bring some mice.
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Animals had not occurred to Promise. (They don't have them in Fairyland, by and large.) She can rework the spell to allow casting on mice, but she can't totally guarantee that a version for people will work exactly the same in every particular.

She has a revision done in a few hours. When should they test it?
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As soon as possible. Whenever she's ready, he'll have the equipment prepared in his workshop.

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She comes to his workshop and picks up a mouse and looks at it. (And pets it.)

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It wriggles and tries to get away, but is successfully pet.

"Promise. You've managed to make things transparent to radiation?"
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"I have made a spell which is intended to do that and which I can in fact cast on myself. Whether it does what it's supposed to do is another matter, although being suddenly indifferent to air temperature definitely indicates that it does something. I'll need a while with this mouse before I can cast anything on it."

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"Take as long as you need."

He starts fiddling with a pair of incomprehensible-looking machines, and also timing Promise. How long she needs would determine how many people she can do this for.
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"I've never seen a mouse before," she comments, just in case he was hoping for really exact timing. "Even a fairy who'd been turned into a mouse. I've seen someone turned into a toad, and I've seen someone turned into a sparrow."

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"So whatever happens here might be an underestimate? That's good, at least. Mice are often used for testing; toads and sparrows would take longer to find."

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"Oh, people should be easier unless they deliberately try to avoid letting me have a good look at them. ...The masks might be an impediment but not a huge one, as long as whatever else they're wearing isn't completely obscuring. Someone as armored up as you would take longer."

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"People being easier, even better. How long does it last if it does work?"

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"It'll probably shred in any unflattened area like my invisibility did. Short of that, until I undo it."

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"I suppose I'll have to produce more flatteners, but that's perfect. If it works, of course. Does it affect clothes and equipment, or only the person themselves?"

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"It's based off a spell that works on clothes and might extend to equipment, but you would have to dress the mouse in something to check."

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Armsmaster's workshop contains very few tiny mouse clothes. He finds something he can twist into an improvised collar and attaches it to the mouse.

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Promise inspects that, too.

After she has held the mouse for about twenty minutes, total, she casts a spell on it.
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Armsmaster sets the mouse between two machines. For science.

"No extra radiation being absorbed so far. Scaling it up to more dangerous levels." There are barriers between the machines and everyone who isn't a rodent. The mouse itself hasn't noticed anything more than the whirring of the equipment yet.
"As far as the radiation measurements can tell, there isn't a mouse there at all."
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"It probably isn't a good idea to cast this spell on anything that needs ambient warmth to be comfortable," Promise mentions. "But humans aren't like that."

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"Noted. Can you test it on me? As much to see whether my armor and halberd are included as to make sure it works on humans."

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"Okay."

The sensation is odd; he keeps a normal amount of his own, internally generated warmth, but ambient temperatures are no longer affecting him or his stuff.
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Well, it's definitely doing a thing.
The machines the mouse was standing between move apart, and he steps between them. "It's like I'm not even there. If I turn on my existing radiation defenses...now it's being blocked. I could scale the radiation up, but I think it's safe to say your spell works."
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"Okay. ...I can heal you if you turn out to be wrong and get sick or something later."

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"All right. Better now than on a battlefield." The whirring continues exactly as before. "It's no Behemoth, but that was enough to be immediately obvious and there's exactly as much radiation getting to the other side as if it were crossing an empty room. Which means it did also work on both the armor and the halberd.
You're going to be extremely valuable if you join the next Behemoth fight."
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"You know about when to expect them, right? I'll avoid being in the middle of any long-term projects in Fairyland then."

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"Approximately when. About every three months, the next is within a few weeks and could be either Behemoth or Leviathan."

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"Leviathan there's nothing obvious in the way that the anti-radiation spell could be considered obvious. I can freeze water, but doing it to moving water is almost impossible - and I'm not sure it would even help. I could allow Lung to fight him again if people were willing, but the collateral damage would presumably be similar to last time's."

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"The collateral damage was because he stalled Leviathan. Impressive, but a stalled Leviathan can still bring tidal waves. Had he been fighting to make the monster retreat like everyone else was, it might have been less.
Still not something I'd like to test."
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"I suppose he could be kept in reserve, but that would make him less useful, given how he works."

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"If the most you can do is heal the injured, you'll be one of the most valuable people there. Very few capes can singlehandedly alter the course of an Endbringer fight."

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"That I can definitely do. ...Are we done with the experiment?"

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He rechecks his instruments. "I believe so. And thanks for inventing that, you might have just become one of those very few capes."

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"Unless you have another flattener in here you need to leave the irradiated area before I walk out or your spell will shred."
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"That's acceptable; I reactivated my own shielding." The whirring stops. "And the emitters have stopped making things worse."

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"Okay."

Promise goes back to her room.

And then, between tasks... she goes to Fairyland, takes several cuttings of her tree, and goes traipsing through the gate chain and plants them near all the amenable locations. (Not the ocean or the lava flows.) Just in case.
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The PRT doesn't ask her to do any more cape business for a while. They're delaying until they've judged that enough time has gone by that any immediate plan depending on the E88 being messed with will have failed to materialize.

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Promise prefers to limit the extent to which she goes anywhere crowded, but if Canary would like to suggest a mutually accessible rooftop she's amenable.

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Rooftops are not normally something mortals rate by accessibility, but she finds one and suggests a time.

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Promise's laptop keeps time! Between that and the mortal world's regular day cycle (her current home is typically sunrise) she almost has a schedule. This time is fine with her. She is there then.

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"I...first of all, thank you. Without your help I'd probably be in the Birdcage now."

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"You're welcome. I really don't like that they send people there. For accidental harm in particular - well."

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"Believe me, I don't either. I always thought it was the worst of the worst, and people they can't hold any other way, not just anyone with a power they're afraid of."

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"Well, if you ever get in more legal trouble try to do it in New Jersey."

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"Why, what's in New Jersey?"

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"Me-friendly laws about imprisoned parahumans. They wanted Nilbog locked up badly enough to do it my way."

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"They locked up Nilbog? You locked up Nilbog?"

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"They had his name. I didn't get all of his creatures, though, so I had to be a little delicate to get him out more-or-less willingly. He doesn't know he's locked up and thinks he isn't using his powers because it would be impolite to do so on a diplomatic detachment. ...I cannot directly affect beliefs. He was just crazy."

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Canary smiles and laughs.

"That's much better than it could have gone. I thought they treated me unfairly, but everyone's been scared of him since I was a kid."
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"...How long ago was that?"
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"It's been ten years. Longer than most capes' careers, he's just been there."

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"Okay. For future reference I'm not very good at judging mortals' ages. And while I don't exactly forget that you are a species that has children, I don't have a good sense of the ways in which that is relevant to mortal adults."

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"Oh. He's been taken for granted as part of the background but scarier, is what I meant."

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"That makes perfect sense."

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"Anyway, what I came to ask is, since I'm not on trial any more,
do you think you could take off the order about letting me sing? I can make sure never to make the same mistake again..."

This is possibly unconvincing, given that she did it twice and Promise was there for the second one.
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"Does your power work through recordings?"
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"I think so. Nobody says recordings sound different from my voice."

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"If you're not sure and can find someone who wants it tested on them I'll allow the test, and if you don't work through recordings you can make recordings with appropriate precautions. Otherwise... the only person you can sing to without affecting them is me. Which I don't object to as long as no one else is around... and I'd let you sing when you're alone... but you'd need to be sure there was no one else there, so we'd need to come up with a wording for how you'd have to go about making sure. I suppose I could relax it a little if you can only compel potentially regrettable behavior by... phrasing things as imperatives? What's the actual dividing line?"

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"This isn't something I've done a lot of, but they're very literal. I don't think I could make people do things without a direct order.

And, everyone knows I'm a parahuman. They even know what my power is. And my shows sell out anyway, or they did, because the same power also makes me an even better singer. I don't think everyone objects the way you do."
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"Someone objected, or we would probably never have met. If you can find somebody who's willing to be a test subject, we can figure out the details of what has to happen to have unpleasant consequences, and then you should come up with a way to make really, really sure that absolutely everyone in earshot of a show wants to be there, and then I can revise the orders. But I'm sure you realize that there would be ramifications if people thought I didn't have a clear and absolute guarantee of safety for anyone I'm taking responsibility for."

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"Oh, you don't have to take responsibility for me now. They acquitted me, it's not like I committed a crime and they're using orders instead of a prison."

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"I have a spotty understanding of the mortal justice system and don't think you currently qualify as a disinterested explainer. Also, I have non-legal reasons to want to be careful."

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"If that's what it takes to convince you, I'm sure I can find someone to test it."

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"I didn't pick it to be difficult. I don't mind you holding concerts as long as everyone is fine with the background-level effect of the power and there's a way to be sure there won't be any more accidents."

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"That does make sense, my power is a scary one, I'm definitely going to be careful with it whatever happens.

And, I do owe you for saving me from the Birdcage. If there's ever anything I can do, let me know."
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"I can actually think of several things you could do, but I'm not sure how much free time you have or of your risk tolerance."
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"I have time, I'd be waiting a bit for the headlines to drop off even if you had removed the order right away. If it's dangerous...what did you have in mind?"

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"Fairyland stuff. Even going to Fairyland is risky for a mortal. But for here - I can't really go shopping without exposing random people to risks they are perfectly reasonable not to want to take, and if I order things on the internet I need an address. I can't go shopping for an address either. I sort of loiter around the local PRT building, but I don't actually work for them and trying to receive mail there is not my first choice. I have money and I think I know how to authorize you to use it."

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"I can do that, easy. Any preferences about what kind of a place you want attached to the address?

The Fairyland one, if it's dangerous it might depend on what it is. I'm a parahuman, but I'm not a cape."
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"I'd like to be able to access it from a roof or window without having to fuss with going near random mortal passersby. A short flight from the PRT building. Able to receive mail - I think that comes standard? I don't really care how much it costs because my source of money is 'if I run out, the Protectorate has to top me off or I close one of their gatepairs', but I also don't have a use for anything ostentatious or huge; I'm not planning to live there." She pauses, then says: "I don't want my Fairyland projects to be generally known. I can tell you more about the risks involved if you're willing to be ordered to secrecy."

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"I can still say no, right, if it's too risky?"

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"Yes. Well, to helping, not to the secrecy thing, there your options are 'don't be told' or 'don't tell'."

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"Then yes, I don't mind having to keep a secret."

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"Okay. Let me think..."

Phrasing, phrasing.

"Except when at least as sure as you are now that no one other than me is recording or paying attention to you, behave as you would if you did not know of the existence of the facts and project to be described. ...If you aren't currently pretty sure no one other than me is around say so."
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"I'm sure. No one pays attention to rooftops."

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"Thought so. Worth checking. So, I'm not a parahuman. I am sort of a cape, but fairies are generically very different from humans. The orders thing is not a power I have. It is a trait fairies have. And fairies can be vassals, too."

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"I see why all the secrecy."
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"Yeah. And - I have been. One lone fairy and a bunch of them in a different court have my name. The court sold me to the individual from whom I escaped shortly before coming here. I have moved to another Fairyland continent and they don't care enough about me to track me down. But they'll still remember my name. I would like to go find the individual, get his name, keep him stashed somewhere, and use him to give me protective orders against local Masters. He is not very smart, does not know any sorcery, and probably doesn't have any new vassals or associates yet. With your power you could probably grab him for me very easily. But other fairies could confuse the situation, or he could have a moment of cleverness."

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"Oh my god that's, that's almost worse than the Birdcage. This is normal where you come from?"

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"...I didn't even describe the bad parts. Yes, this is normal. He probably won't even be particularly offended about being envassaled back."

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Canary has been having the potential nefarious uses of absolute commands impressed on her quite a bit lately. She can infer the bad parts.

"I can definitely help you. Am I really the best person for this, though? It sounds more like a job for one of the heroes."
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"If you can think of someone who's willing to tell me their name to be sworn to secrecy and could get Yellow's name out of him without, say, torture, and would hand him over to me afterwards and that person isn't you... feel free to make a suggestion."

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"Good point. I'd probably even be safer than most of the professionals, as long as fairies aren't deaf. I can just sing the whole time."

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"Yellow's not deaf. I mean, he could have punctured his eardrums, but he has no reason to do it."

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Canary grimaces. "All right, I'll do it. When did you have in mind?"

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"You can't fly, right?"

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She shakes her head. "No. Would I need to?"

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"To get to Fairyland safely through any gates I currently have set up, yes, they're all about a mile in the air. It would separately be a really long trip from the one on the right continent to Yellow's usual area. And he might not be trivial to find; I burned down his house before I left and he could have taken the opportunity to migrate. After you find me an address I'll make a new gate from there."

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"At ground level, I hope.
I'll be able to find an address, I'm sure."
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"Yes, at ground level. ...I have thought of another non-Fairyland project you could help with. It would just involve getting past some layers of indirection with a phone call so I could be sure I didn't accidentally get a secretary's name. I could ask the PRT if you don't want to, but I think I'd rather do it independently."

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"That sounds much easier than kidnapping someone out of Fairyland. Who would I be calling?"

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"An anonymous party slipped me the real names of the parahuman membership of Empire 88. I didn't read it all, but I had two names before realizing what it was. I agreed with the Director that I shouldn't read all the rest of the names, waltz in, and pack them away, in case the anonymous party was someone unsavory who stood to benefit from a destabilization in the city underworld; but nor do I plan to let them continue their various behavior unchecked forever. So at some time not chosen by that party I'm going to collect the two whose names I have. The PRT wouldn't like all of the details I have in mind, but I don't work for them."

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"That sounds like cape business. I'd only be doing anything over the phone, right, no one would need to know I was involved?"

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"It's possible that someone could recognize your voice. Otherwise, no."

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"I can do that, then."

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"Okay. I don't have a phone - can you pick one up for me while you're doing things? I have no meaningful phone preferences except that if phones ever show names that one hasn't told them to show it shouldn't do that."

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"Of course. I've got some other business in the city, but I'll get to the phone and address right after."

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"Thanks! I check my email several times a day, if it's inconvenient to come find me in the PRT building, and I'm keeping a roughly local sleep schedule."

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"I'll contact you with an update in, probably some point tomorrow."

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"Sounds good. Anything else you want to talk about while we're both here?"

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"I was mostly just here to ask about the orders and thank you again for saving me. Which, thanks."

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"You're very welcome."

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Canary adds a few extra errands to her schedule. Phones are easy, getting an address takes longer. But it's easier than it could be when money is no object and no one's going to be actually living there. She notices a small house that comes with a tall hedge and large windows, and starts negotiating with the landlord. The house will be unnecessarily huge by Fairyland standards, but that's true of the places a lot of normal mortals live.

A couple days later she informs Promise that the place exists and is otherwise unused and will work for interdimensional kidnapping.
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Presuming Canary can also provide flying directions or a map, Promise is there in short order. Her tinker-made computer asserts itself in the local wifi without her having to fiddle with it and she confirms that lightswitches are still the same sort of contraption here that they are in the PRT building. There is no furniture, which helps her learn the place; she turns out all the lights and prowls the living room. "I like the hedge," she tells Canary.

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Canary smiles. "It seemed appropriate, in case you don't want to be seen flying through the window whenever you're here."

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"I mostly just like it because it's a plant and there aren't nearly as many of those around here as I'm used to, but yes, I suppose if I ever have cause to go in and out without being invisible that would be another benefit."

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"Invisibility. That works too."

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"It's useful. But I might not always be able to use it. If I start a gate and it settles instantly, are you ready to go now or would you rather wait?"

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"Ready to go now. I'm not especially excited about it, but won't get readier. You will have to let me sing to do it, though."

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"While in Fairyland, you may sing. Do not eat any food in Fairyland unless I directly feed it to you straight out of my hand of my own uncommanded will. Do not utter your name in whole or in part in Fairyland. Any questions?"

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"I don't think so. I just go in, see if there's a fairy nearby, make sure he doesn't do anything dangerous, and bring him here?"

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"You don't want just any random fairy. Yellow has bright, yellow hair, just a little less saturated than yours, and four transparent wings that aren't any particular color in neutral light, he's yea high. And I'll turn you invisible, so anyone else will think you're just an invisible fairy with a singing-related sort of kind magic - but just turn around and come back if you actually notice any other fairies around. Especially if you see one with claws. If you see a fairy with claws, do not be noticed, leave instantly, and tell me so I can close the gate. If you find Yellow alone and get him sung-to, lead him to the gate and send him through to whisper to me his real name - and follow him through in case he snaps out of it too quickly."

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"Got it. Um, do I want to know who the fairy with claws is?"

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"The master of the court that had me first. I'm not going to force this one, but if he gets you and by some miracle leaves a loophole for you to do it in, you might consider committing suicide."

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"...if I see a fairy with claws I will get away as fast as I can."

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"Right. If that doesn't work there's an option for you in particular between getting away clean and suicide; he won't expect your singing trick and will ask questions, so you could sing your answers and hope he's usefully enthralled. But better to avoid him entirely. He probably won't be nearby. He has had enough contact with Yellow to make a transaction, but did not routinely visit or consider him a friend or anything. ...Also, if you see a tall silver-skinned blue-eyed fairy, also leave. You can still back out if you're scared."

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"No, I can do it. Especially since those ones aren't even likely to be there. But I see why you say Fairyland is dangerous."

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"Okay. First I'm going to make a gate to one of my trees, so I have a good place to put him; and if that settles right away, I'll make one to where his house was before I set it on fire; and if that settles right away too - in you go."

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"Okay." She's breathing deeply and calming herself down.

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"You really don't have to do this if you're scared. It's not urgent. It doesn't have to be done at all."
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"I am scared, this isn't something I'm used to, but I can do it."

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"Okay."

Promise does nothing visible, then: "The gate to one of my trees settled..."

And:

"...So did the one to Yellow's area. When you're ready all you have to do is walk perpendicular to the floorboards, here to there."
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"Can you turn me invisible first?"

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"I already did."

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Paige looks down. "Oh. I thought it'd be more...something."

She walks through, and starts singing. Just in case there are any fairies here.
The song, to anyone other than Promise, will convey the feeling that the listener doesn't urgently need to be doing anything right now, they can stay calm and stay where they are, and they especially don't need to be aggressive. It's not exactly a quality of the music, though she is also good at singing in the ordinary sense, more just an effect added on.
Trusting in that for protection, she advances farther from the gate and looks for any sign of habitation.
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Well, around this tree and at the edge of that lake there, there's a temporary-looking shack, a partially-constructed less-temporary stone house, and a whole fuck of a lot of screaming!

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Her voice falters momentarily, but she's already using exactly the right song for this. She keeps going and increases both the volume and the power. She just has to find the fairy and get out.

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The shack has a window! Isn't that convenient? It means she gets a good look of a mangled fairy meeting Yellow's description sobbing on the floor while another fairy, stockier and steel-winged and enraged, stands over him. Thanks to Canary, she is not adding to the mangling right at this very moment! She is just glowering at Yellow.

"You ready to tell me? Because it took me fifteen years to make what you defaced and I can keep this up that long until you're ready to pay me back for that," she tells Yellow.

Yellow's response: incoherent sobbing!
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Does the other one have claws? That's the important question here.

If not, she can keep singing, run through some of her other songs when she finishes this one. As long as neither fairy changes the status quo, they'll both get gradually more susceptible until she can get in, get out, and get on with it.
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She doesn't have claws.

Apparently she's not non-aggressive enough to not sit heavily on Yellow. "I'm not a cruel master," she coos. "It'll all be over when I have your name..."

Sob. Sob. (Continues Yellow.)
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She glances around, checking for other fairies. It shouldn't take long, minutes at most if she's trying, before they're in a daze. But they're really tense minutes, and her mental state matters here.

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No other fairies are in evidence.

Of course, if she's invisible so could anybody be! Isn't that comforting?
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Not really, no. It's almost but not quite entirely unlike that. Her voice catches again when she thinks of that.


She moves around to the door, making sure she's loud enough to be heard without the window directly between her and her audience. (Yes. Audience. That's what this is. No different from singing under a spotlight in front of a crowd, certainly not anything scary.)
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The fairies, one sturdy one crushing one manifestly fragile one under her weight, stay where they are.

The female one yawns.
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That's as good a sign as she's going to get. And Paige's voice is still charged from the song.
"Get off him. Move over there." She gestures, then remembers. "Across the room."
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Across the room goes the steel-winged fairy.

Yellow whimpers.
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Yellow doesn't look like he's in a state to be ordered to walk. Can she carry him? Enlisting the torturer's help is probably possible, but that's the last thing she wants to do.

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He's little. And weighs less than he looks like he should, about twenty pounds altogether. Maybe he weighs more when he has all his blood in his body?

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That's not a thought she wants to be having right now. Too late.

She picks him up—so much blood, how is he still alive, there's a reason she isn't a cape—and tells the other fairy "don't follow us." Then she resumes singing on her way out.
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Nobody, especially not the steel-winged fairy, follows her.

Yellow twitches in her arms but is in no condition to actually, like, escape.
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She belatedly remembers to tell him, "don't resist."
And, when approaching the gate, "once we're in the mortal world, whisper your name to Promise."
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Yellow makes a burbling noise.

When Canary steps through the gate, he makes an almighty lurch from her hands onto the floor, and drags himself to within whispering distance of Promise.

Trembling, Promise puts her ear to his face and listens.

When he's struggled through all the syllables, Promise tells him, "Stop," and he freezes.

Then she gets started on healing him.
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Canary is over here, shaking. "I am never going back there. And never complaining about not liking my neighbors, either."

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"What happened to him?"

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"I walked up and heard screaming. Someone was torturing him, said he broke something and was going to pay for it. I— I guess it's a good thing I got there when I did."

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"You probably shouldn't have risked it, but - seems to have turned out all right. Yellow, you may breathe. You may not enforce any orders; but you may, quietly, speak true and complete replies to questions. Who had you?"

"The," croaks Yellow, as his upper right wing unbends in eight places, "steelwing from the canyon. Mosaic."

"Did she get your name?"

"No."
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"Is this a normal thing in Fairyland? If someone here were torturing people until they could control them they'd get Birdcaged, and I don't think even I would object."

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"It doesn't happen to most people most days, but I'm mostly surprised that Yellow antagonized Mosaic in the first place, not that she reacted by trying to get his name. It's the most permanent way to settle anything. What did you do to her?"

"Took some rocks," coughs Yellow, "turned out to be part of an art project."
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"That's it? Promise, please tell me you're not the only fairy with a sense of proportion."

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"Only would be pushing it. And little as I hold with torture it's probably not fair to summarize it solely as 'he took some of her art and so she tortured him'. If she thought he was planning to escalate at some moment not of her choosing, or thought that looking like a pushover to him or someone else would make her seem like a good target for similar treatment..."

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"Well, that's a little less bad. And still somehow doesn't make it any less of a place to stay away from."

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"Oh, I understand your caution entirely. This house probably has water, if you want to get the blood off. Yellow, follow me."

Promise and Yellow go through a different gate.
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It does have water. Paige washes off what she can, then she leaves a note for Promise and leaves to change clothes and re-acclimatize to the normal world.

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Promise comes back into her house a while later.

And then thinks of an experiment she wants to try, but first she has to fly to the PRT building and use her existing gate. (And stop to see if there are any messages for her there.)
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Nothing urgent. Nilbog is still surprisingly content and is gradually coming around to the idea of helping them. The E88 has been doing more or less their normal amount of crime, aside from trying to expand into what used to be ABB territory before all three ABB capes got captured. They're occasionally skirmishing with the Travelers, Undersiders, or heroes. None of the E88 news is obviously relevant to the names situation. They could bring in the top two now, but the PRT would prefer to wait a bit longer for extra surety.

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In that case -

Promise has been meaning to spend some downtime checking out that cape forum. She is not too familiar with the interface, but eventually she figures out how to make an account, name it "Promise" (...that wouldn't be her nickname if it was not what she wanted to be called), and write a reassurance in her profile that she uses a custom computer that redacts names for her so you're safe even if your screen name is a pun or shortening or something.

What are they talking about here today?
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Some of the threads are obvious continuations of ongoing conversations ("The Endbringers, Thread XXXIII"), some are things currently in the headlines (a Protectorate hero used a racial slur on camera), and in Boards ► News ► Events ►America there's a topic about her. Speculating on her powers, whether the invisible person who got Bakuda is the same unknown winged figure who was seen immediately afterward, and, if she's as powerful as she appeared in that fight, why there are still villains in Brockton Bay. The general consensus is that there's probably some limitation other than the names. Once she does anything people will see, the warning on her profile might dispel that.

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Promise goes and reads that thread. It is that lovely Internetty mix of cruft and content. She writes People who are not villains have a legitimate reason not to want me to know their names. Since mortals re-use names a lot, every villain whose name I learn puts other mortals with similar or identical names at risk. I wouldn't misuse a random person's name, but random people in general shouldn't have to trust me like that.

A "verified cape" tag has appeared next to her name. Well, this is her weird custom computer, maybe the software can sense that somehow.
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It's a relatively active board, and since a new cape started talking it gets responses quickly. One person is asking how she got Bakuda's name, another comments that all future references to Promise on the VS boards are definitely going to have to include New Wave on her side at least, another volunteers to give her the name of someone who knows someone who probably knows Skidmark. Two people start arguing back and forth about whether her reference to "mortals" means Promise isn't or if she's just strange.

One or two commenters are even reassured by her being ethical about manes.
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I got Bakuda's name from another ABB cape who was already in custody at the time. Please do not send me unsolicited names.

I am not a mortal. I am a fairy.
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That firmly cements her in the just strange category for most of the public. Some make the obvious connection. You're not connected with Glaistig Uaine, are you? Last time a cape described herself that way she was basically evil Eidolon.

The name redaction might make that post incomprehensible, but the general sense of it is shared by some of the ones around it.
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I don't have either of those proper nouns in my safe list so I'm just seeing numbers ("096773" and "133468"), which probably means I've never heard of them. When I say I'm a fairy I mean I am an immortal winged sapient creature from Fairyland, and I am not and have never been a human. I can't speculate on why 096773 might call herself a fairy; I'm told that no one matching my description of fairies has been encountered before.

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Apparently 096773 is the third or fourth most powerful known parahuman and calls herself the fairy queen. Mass murderer currently sitting in the Birdcage, and for all anyone knows she is capable of leaving if she wants to. Everyone is very glad to know they aren't chatting with another 096773.

But most of the responses are about fairies and Fairyland: how did she get here, can she go back, can other people go there, how immortal, are there more of her. For mow most are taking it roughly like that one cape in Chicago who calls himself a wizard: no need to believe Promise, but that doesn't mean they can't be curious.
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She got here by accident. She can go back; she certainly doesn't live here. Other people should definitely not go there because most fairies have at least some of her powers and are not really big on the whole being nice to mortals thing. She is pretty sure she is totally immortal but she can still be injured like anyone else and doesn't like it so she'd rather not undergo any tests. The kind of fairy she in particular is is called a "leaflet", and there are more leaflets (although she hasn't personally met any others; they aren't that common) and many more fairies in general.

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There are more of them? And evil? I think I'm going to start going by [013208] full-time now.
Other people want to know about Fairyland's society and population and physics and will basically never run out of questions until she stops giving information. Interspersed are requests for her to shut down particular villains, requests for her not to prioritize other ones, and people of varying degrees of impoliteness asking why she hasn't already.
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Promise doesn't know very much about physics and doesn't want to discuss society (beyond: "I live alone, in a tree; I go to a library sometimes; Fairyland is not anywhere near as densely populated as your world"). She will however talk about the geography and flora insofar as it doesn't venture into those other topics.

She reminds everyone that she only sees numbers when they type names, personal or cape, and therefore cannot do anything about any of their requests because she does not know who they are talking about and she's not going to circumvent her own security measures to find out.
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The end result is people being broadly the correct amount of scared of Fairyland, along with a general norm of not trying to come up with ways around the proper noun filter. (Not that everyone follows it, but even they usually test with names of places instead of people.) The geography, in particular the non-roundness of the location, gets some of the posters excited about how gravity must be different there, but most of the PHO denizens are more interested in her career as a cape.

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Promise considers the wisdom of actually listing supervillains (several) and rogues (one) and PRT directors (one) who are currently her vassals. She considers the wisdom of this action inadequate. I think I'll let people who know more about information security than I do tell you what I've been up to or not as the case may be. I don't think of myself as having a 'career' as a cape, though. That seems like a very mortal concept. I just want to be helpful and pick up useful things while I'm here.

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The evasion is one they're familiar with from other verified capes. Few press that point.

Er, so we're clear, 'useful things' doesn't include mortals, does it? If fairies in general aren't worried about ethics....

Really? You've seen how careful she is about names.

I'm just saying, what're the odds we get the single decent one. For all we know she's just holding out until she can get the Triumvirate or something.
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Useful things like Tinkertech and the concept of the internet, people. Although if someone wants to take the question of whether I could collect whoever the Triumvirate are with various sets of who I'm rumored to already have to the "versus" forum that would be kind of entertaining.

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Someone posts a link. The appropriate thread is ninety-six pages long.

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Hee hee. Promise reads it.

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It comes down squarely on the side of the Triumvirate, minus a few diehard fans, but then again they are the continent's most powerful heroes. Apparently saying "but 133468" is a bit of a conversation stopper that sees quite a lot of use here. (Of the other two members, one is extremely fast, almost impossible to injure, and capable of decidedly unlaserlike lasers. Promise recognizes the description of the other as an Alexandria package. Presumably she's an unusually effective one.)

The Internet people have correctly guessed that Promise can control all three ABB capes, and Lung is considered a very heavy hitter, They often pretend for the sake of argument that Promise has collected all Brockton Bay's parahumans with public identities first, which allows for a slightly less one-sided fight. (They have no idea about Canary or Nilbog. Nor do they count the entire rosters of the Brockton Bay Protectorate, Wards, and the Empire Eighty-Eight, any of which she could collect by ordering the Director.) On the other hand, 133468.

The dissenters have resorted to saying that she might be able to control Scion or Endbringers. Others concede that yes, if she could that would indeed win the fight, but they don't expect that to work.
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She mentions that as far as she can reasonably tell she can't control Endbringers; that or someone named them before they came by any names now standard for their use. If anybody knows how to make one eat a berry she'd be happy to tell them to stop Endbringing. She doesn't know about this 099128 character mentioned in the same breath; she's run into descriptions and isn't the consensus that he's basically just a particularly effective, eccentric parahuman? But she hasn't tried. He is also a string of numbers.

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099128 doesn't act particularly human, para- or otherwise, but it's not like there are many other things he might be. Eccentric parahuman is the only credible guess. The fact that he's by far the most powerful is the relevant thing for this thread. The other response to Promise's comment is a string of replies to the effect of Berries work too? [099128] help us all."

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Only specific ones. I don't leave them lying around.

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Since this is the VS thread, the people who hang around it immediately turn to the obvious.

Does someone have to force them to eat it? What if someone blows a hole through one and the berry is inside when it heals?
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Promise departs the VS thread and goes to answer some questions about whether she will upload pretty photographs of Fairyland. (Answer: ...she doesn't see why not, she supposes, but she doesn't have a camera. Unless her confusing phone object is a camera? It may also be a camera and she will figure that out.)
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The confusing phone object is also a camera. She can safely say she'll take pictures. (The commenters take her not knowing as proof that she either really is from off Earth or just dedicated to pretending.)

The activity in the thread about Promise has jumped now that she joined. She can't possibly answer all of them, but there are questions and speculation on everything from sorcery to shipping.
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Once Promise figures out what shipping is she says I would prefer not to be shipped.

She's not very detailed about sorcery either, except to say that while she appreciates the convenience to mortals of electric lighting she prefers to do her own.

She nips through the gate chain to get a picture of the rainbow lava flows. It takes several tries to get a non-blurry result. Then she has to figure out how to put it on the internet. Someone on this forum will probably help her with that.
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People on the Internet are disproportionately likely to know how to put a photo on the Internet. It's a great photo, not something that people see often on Earth, and as a bonus there are gradually more people acting like they never doubted her about Fairyland.

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Well, isn't that nice.

Maybe she will start a "photos of Fairyland" blog. Someone should tell her how to do that.
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Quite a few people hope she does, judging by the number of responses. Some describe the steps to take, others link to preexisting descriptions of how to use their preferred platform, and one person with (Verified Cape) and (Wards ENE) badges jokes that she'd be the Protectorate PR department's dream come true.

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I don't belong to the Protectorate, she points out. But she goes and gets a simple-looking blog and puts her lava photo up on it.

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It was hypothetical!

She isn't instantly the most popular hero in the world or anything, but she does get to watch her online presence's numbers tick up.
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Well, that's gratifying. She goes and eats something - she's been online for a while, she likes to eat twice a day - and takes a picture of her dinner, maybe that's also interesting, and then goes and takes pictures of other gated locations, too, from various altitudes and angles. She doesn't include any shots that show her trees from the outside, even the barely-rooted new cuttings, but she does take a picture of her house from the inside. She puts some of them up and holds others in reserve for later, since it seems to be customary on the internet to update often rather than in large bursts.

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The delay is normal enough that the mortals don't notice she picked up on their customs surprisingly quickly. Of course, with pictures as unearthly as some of what can be found in Fairyland, it won't be long before people start asking if she can take (fully informed and risk-accepting) passengers.

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She could, but all these gates are very high up and mortals mostly can't fly, and she would feel obliged to try to rescue anyone who got got by a mean fairy, and all things considered she thinks she'd rather do other things than be a tour guide.
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Oh well, it's not completely unheard of for capes to have better things to do than pander to fans.

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Have some more pretty pictures, fans. Look at all these interesting flowers.



Meanwhile: isn't it curious that both gates settled instantly when she made them for Canary to run an errand? And a couple in the chain, too, although only a couple.

She wants a gate from her current tree to her address. She leaves a flattener in her tree, turned on, and uses one in the house -

Instant settle. That's interesting. A few more tiny test gates later and -

She emails Armsmaster. I think I can instant settle gates. Which would be useful against Endbringers if there were anywhere in particular you wanted to put them. I don't suppose the Birdcage is designed to contain them.
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"No, the Birdcage could not contain an Endbringer. Could not survive an Endbringer, even. You could try throwing it into the Sun, but I'm not sure which one would be destroyed. Send it to interstellar space, maybe. How far away can you make a gate?"

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"From myself? Not far. I need to see the area, and ideally have looked at it sort of like I had to look at the mouse. From the other end of it? Arbitrarily, I just need a sufficient specification based on geographical sorts of things. What's interstellar space?"

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"You know Earth is round? Space is everything else. If you put the other end of the gate straight up, enough distance that it would take light ten billion years to cross, nothing is coming back from that very easily."

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"It won't just... fall back down sooner or later?"

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"Normally no. It's far enough away that Earth's gravity isn't a concern. And if it did, it'd take long enough to be a victory for all intents and purposes anyway. Of course, given that it's an Endbringer, it might have some other trick up its sleeve."

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"Okay, well, if you can be really really specific about where in space you want me to put the next one to show its face, I can make the Fairyland-to-space half of a box of six gatepairs... I might want a flying cape to put me up too high in Fairyland for wingbeats to move enough air, in Fairyland. I'll have to leave them open for them to work instantly on demand, because I have to be near a gate to open or close it. I don't want to strand some innocent fairy in space, so up past the region where it's possible for fairies to fly is best."

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"I can give you approximate positions relative to other stars, or even precise but large distances from things on Earth.
How wide can a gate be? The largest Endbringer is about fifty feet tall."
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"Relative to stars should be fine. And I can make gates that big. If you can make sure the entire place is harmonically flat."

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"Can do. I already knew you'd need a flat battlefield for the radiation shielding, the scaled-up version will be done in plenty of time."

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"Excellent. When can someone take me high up in Fairyland for that half of the gates?"

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"You need someone who can fly with a passenger and handle low air pressure, any other requirements? If not, you could go now. Aegis is on console duty, I'll have another Ward replace him."

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"That and the sense not to go haring off into Fairyland. And they have to be able to carry me."

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"Yes, it is still Fairyland. I don't like the idea of asking a Ward I'm responsible for to go into danger unnecessarily. Opposing Endbringers isn't unnecessarily, but can you at least ensure no other fairies nearby?"

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"I can look first, as when Alexandria came to carry the haws. Or I can just wait for someone else to be available. I don't fully understand either how children work or how people expect them to work so I'll have to defer to your judgment about whether it's appropriate to ask one. Oh, also, the Fairyland area will need to have a flattener that can hover in place long enough to keep the area flat until the attack has been and gone."

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"Several of the Wards are old enough to be able to make their own decisions—if not experienced enough to safely be independent capes—but the Wards are in part my responsibility. I have to make sure it isn't more dangerous than it needs to be.

Kid Win probably does have something lying around that can enable hovering, I'll ask."
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"Hovering in low air pressure. For a longish time. ...Also, I'm not sure I have the reaction time to close the Earth ends of the gatebox as quickly as I'll have to if it turns out any of them can turn around from space. I just googled 'stars' and apparently they're like suns? Are there any stars you don't care about as much as you care about the sun? That might be more effective. Unless it just means they turn around and are very much on fire."

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"If a designation is enough to open gates to it, try" he pauses, presumably looking up a good candidate, "fifty kilometers above Cygnus X-1. And do not put anything important through the gate under any circumstances.

The reaction time is more of a problem. Endbringers are faster than they look, sometimes much faster. If we pair you with Velocity he can speed yours up ten times or so."
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"The name of the star is not enough. Can I get a picture or at least an artist's rendering of it? A map of nearby other stars? I have okay reaction time to start with; ten times might or might not make me capable of shutting Endbringers out."

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"They can be more than ten times as fast as normal people, but you only have to close a gate. It's worth trying. You should place an equivalent trap around the exit point in Fairyland, so if you only have time to close one gate it doesn't loose an Endbringer on your world.

It's a black hole, not a star. Enough matter close enough together that, due to physics Fairyland almost definitely doesn't have, space bends and nothing can leave.
I can give you a map of the nearby stars" one projects from his helmet, and simultaneously appears in her email, "but 'nearby' is measured in distances that dwarf continents. The same applies to an artist's rendering." And one of those.
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"Can I get a scale?"

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"This star is 135 light-years away, the target is six thousand in the same direction." It's a three-dimensional map, and the few thousand light-years cover a small portion of it.

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Promise peers at it, takes some notes. "I think I can hit that."

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"Good. We are moving, relative to the destination, is that going to throw you off?" A blown-up image of the Earth and its sun and how they're not stationary appears.

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"...I think I can account for that but it'll be slightly harder. Fortunately I have time to do this part." Note note.

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"Good. I'll go see about getting a harmonic flattener in a state to levitate for weeks."

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"And if this works we'll need a couple more."

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"If this works, we'll have been more effective than any other heroes ever were."

He leaves to assemble the machine.
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Excellent. Promise likes being effective.

She studies her notes on the location of the black hole into which she hopes to drop an Endbringer, and then goes home to sleep, and then comes back and updates her photo blog.
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Shortly after she returns, Aegis stops by. He's a cape in a rust-colored costume with a predictable shield emblem, his face obscured by the matching helmet. Like most of the local Wards, he has met Promise before back while she was trapped in their building.

"Hi, Promise. I heard you had a way to kill an Endbringer."
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"That might be optimistic. I will have to do seven things very quickly, presumably while an Endbringer tries to reduce me to an unconscious smear on the nearest hard surface, and it's also possible that Endbringers are sufficiently immortal not to actually die if placed near a black hole. ...It's also possible on reflection that it won't work on the Simurgh at all even if everything goes according to plan, since she can fly and could just stay in her gate box indefinitely instead of going through any of the gates. But as plans to neutralize Endbringers go it seems fairly easy to try."

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"A way to kill one is the story that's going around. They react when we fight them, and if this works it's way beyond almost anything anyone can hit them with. It's just a chance, but it's a chance that might actually work."

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"Yes, it is. Did Armsmaster wind up asking you to help?"

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"Yes. And I'm hardly going to say no, not for this." He's holding a harmonic flattener, mounted on what is presumably the flying machine. "You ready to go?"

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"Yes. Do you want to fly directly up for several miles or wait for a new gate to settle?"

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"Gates can take days, right? I can carry you for a few miles."

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"Okay. We'll need to go a few hops through the gate chain."

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"If you had a place in mind other than up, I don't exactly have Fairyland geography preferences."

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"I want to put it over the uninhabited ocean of liquid salt, as opposed to anywhere that would be especially inconvenient to have an Endbringer drop on. One of the gatepairs is already over that ocean."

To the nearest gatepair.
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And through however many pairs it takes to get to the ocean of salt. And then up.

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Indeed up.

"Once I can't fly any higher we'll want to go about a mile up from there - some fairies can probably manage thinner air than I can."
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Aegis nods. "Just say when. I might not be able to talk soon, once the air thins out too much to breathe."

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"Me either. I'll write with fairylights in the air if necessary."

Up up up up up.
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Eventually he'll have to start carrying her, and will continue doing that until she signals that they're high enough to avoid risk of other fairies stumbling across it.

As a side effect, "high enough" also means the single best view any human being has ever experienced. Aegis manages to snap a photo.
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She goes high enough to have noticeable trouble breathing. This shouldn't take long enough for the trouble to add up to a fainting spell.

I have a blog for fairyland photos, Promise writes in the air.

Flattener: hover. Flatten.

Gate:



... gate?



Gate, dammit.



I don't seem to be able to make a gate to the spot above the black hole. I'm not sure why.
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Aegis has around one lungful of air left over from when he breathed, and this doesn't seem especially worth spending it on.

He takes out his phone again and types one-handed until it says "higher above?"
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I'll try that, but if it doesn't work I want to go consult with Armsmaster again.

Gaaaaaaaate?
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Well, it doesn't fail in any immediately detectable way. Doesn't settle right away either, though.

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So that's the floor gate. It occurs to Promise that she can use larger, fewer gates, in a sort of pyramid shape - she makes the other three.

That worked, or if it didn't it's at least less obviously failing. We can go back to check on them again later to be sure.
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Aegis nods, and starts descending. But not before leaving the flattener to hover right below the floor gate.

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Promise is not super thrilled about being carried. I'm going to just fall until I have enough air to catch myself, she writes. And then she hops off his arm and drops.

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Aegis flies down at the same speed. Any faster than her and he might miss the gate, there aren't a lot of landmarks up here.

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When the air thickens, she stops falling, and instead flies down in a controlled manner.

And here is the gate. "That way," she points.
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Aegis grins. "We made it. And now you've got a chute to dispose of anything you really need gone. Like Endbringers."

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"I should probably make a new one for new Endbringers. Gates go both ways and I don't want them climbing out again. But yes. Thanks for the ride."

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"Any time."

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Back through the gate chain, and Promise emails Armsmaster (she made a tetrahedral gate box, it's twice as far away from the black hole as intended and there were no instant settles so she'll have to go check to see if these are just failing slower).

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"As long as they're up in time for the next attack. If it's the black hole interfering somehow, maybe a box to an empty point billions of light-years away would be a useful backup."

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"Pick one out for me, then."

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He has one ready. Getting a map of the area was more complicated since it had to be limited to stars that are probably still there, but space is big enough that there's no shortage of usable empty points.

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Promise examines the maps, then confirms that she should be able to make a backup gatebox there.

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"When will you want to make the return trip?"

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"The black hole gates will probably have settled in the next few days - at least one or two of them - which will be useful information. Whenever's convenient for Aegis around then."

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"I'll make a note of it. See you then."

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So, blogging and forumgoing time. (And emailing Aegis to ask if he has any plans for his shot of the salt sea incompatible with her blogging it.)
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He was mostly just going to use it for the occasional showing off. Which is perfectly compatible.

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Here, world, lookit this ocean of liquid salt, mountains of solid salt just barely visible way the fuck over there in the distance.

Promise does not get anyone's hopes up about the Endbringers thing.
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The only other people who know are the ones who are in the cape business, and they all know better than to talk too much about work. Especially when it involves this subject matter.

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Yeah.

It's been a while since Promise got those Empire names. ...And she needs to talk to Canary anyway.

When's a good time for you to visit?
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Tomorrow afternoon works well. I can meet you at the house.

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I'll be there.

And so she is.
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As is Paige. "Hello."

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"Hi. I realized there was a small mistake in your secrecy order. You may, if presented with information about the things you're keeping secret by another source, acknowledge that presentation's contents insofar as is necessary not to look weird. Sorry about that."

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She calculates that for a second. "Oh! Yes, that could have been awkward.
And you never actually ordered me to keep the other project secret. Though it's less obviously sensitive, so maybe that was intentional."
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"The Empire thing? You seem to care more about keeping it secret than I do. If you're worried about it slipping out...?"

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"I'm not. I just wasn't sure if you had meant to. I'm not about to tell anyone either way.
Do you know how long you're supposed to wait before doing it?"
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"Soonish, but no exact time. And I haven't heard back any results about how in the world the list got into my gate room to begin with, so it seems like there's some virtue to deciding when on my own even apart from other considerations."

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"I guess. That sounds about as good as deciding randomly, unless you know a lot about the criminals here, but maybe that's a good idea. I'm no cape.
Who are we calling?"
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Promise did a little research. She has the phone number ready - Max Anders does not take calls directly from the public, but James Fliescher has a number that is listed as his own even if there might be a buffer person or two. He'll be able to give her Kaiser's number. Probably. She has contingency instructions if she can't. She gives Canary her phone.

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Neither of those are exactly household names. The first number gets someone who can put her through to Mr. Fliescher (and she doesn't have to think of a fake name for the phone, Promise already knows it), and once he confirms that it's him she hands the phone to Promise.

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"Hello. Is this a good time for you to talk privately with me?"

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The call recipient notices that he can't disobey those last four words. Can't hit the alarm button, either. "No, I strongly suspect that it isn't."

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Of course not. "Listen. No powers. Stay on the line. Answer my questions completely and truthfully. Will anything inconvenience me as a result of keeping you on the line for the next ten minutes?"

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"I don't know. I'd like to hope that it wastes ten minutes of your time, but it's unfortunately unlikely that there'll be anything more inconvenient for you than that coming from my end."

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"Are you in fact," because she has nothing more than an anonymous tip to go on, "the supervillain known as Krieg?"

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"That's a word I wouldn't use. But I am the person you're thinking of. How did you find out?"

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"Anonymous tip. Do you have a phone number that Kaiser will reliably answer promptly and personally, and if so, what is it?"

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"Yes." He rattles off a string of digits.

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"Will anyone be likely to listen in if I call that number?"

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"Hopefully. It depends on whether he happens to be alone right now. And whether you can order him."

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"I can. What's your best guess of the odds anyone will be listening?"

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"If there's anyone there he can just ask for privacy."

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"Is there anything else you are hoping I don't know and won't think to ask?"

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"That number is for Empire emergencies only. If he gets a call from an unrecognized number, Kaiser will at least suspect something is up, even if he won't guess what."

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Promise wonders if there is a way to send her voice from Krieg's phone - but she doesn't understand phones well enough to pull off a carefully coordinated orderset about it. Probably better not to try. "Okay. I want you to, without attracting any irregular attention, travel to New Jersey, get in costume, peacefully turn yourself in to the PRT there, and tell them Promise sent you. Can you think of any defects in this plan that might inconvenience me?"

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"The fact that it is completely bizarre and you'll probably have to explain yourself later. Other than that, my absence will be noted before I arrive," and, compelled by the completeness order, "but not in time to stop me."

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"What is the likely reaction to your absence being noted, presuming that Kaiser is busy following a similar plan?"

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"If they have no other information, my allies start searching for who kidnapped me. No Parahuman Response Team from New Jersey will be a likely suspect."

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Yeah, that sounds manageable.

"Performing no extraneous actions and drawing no irregular attention, expeditiously but not in such a hurry as to confuse uninvolved bystanders, proceed with the described plan."
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"You're going to regret that, soon enough." But he hangs up and proceeds with obeying orders.

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Promise calls Kaiser's number.

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He picks up quickly. "What is it?"

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"Take no new action. Without arousing suspicion, arrange to talk to me alone."

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He speaks to some people outside the hearing range of the phone, and sends them away. Once alone, "that's quite impossible. I'm in the middle of something rather urgent and if I were to leave everyone would be suspicious about what I had left to do."

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"Tell me how long you would have to put me on hold to fix that problem conveniently for me."

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"Assuming you have approximately normal standards for convenience, no reasonable amount of time will make that any better." He sounds almost gloating.

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"Respond to my curiosity truly, concisely, and completely. Re-answer my previous utterances."
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"I'm alone now. No problem to fix." Aaaaand the gloating's gone.

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"Is there anything you're hoping I don't know and won't think to ask?"

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"Some of the people I sent away are high enough in my Empire to know what this phone means. In minutes at most, people will wonder what the emergency was and why I haven't been informing the appropriate people to help deal with it."

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"How could you allay that suspicion without inconveniencing me?"

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"The obvious is I could issue some directives to deal with an invented emergency.
Incidentally, how did you get this number?"
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"Krieg. So, without involving any steps or features that would cause attention to fall on him or the nature of my call, invent an emergency which will occupy your people for a couple of hours doing something non-injurious to people and property and tell me your idea."

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"I can claim to have received word that some opponents are planning to attack one of our operations, and send some people to defend it. Keeping everybody occupied for hours would require something larger scale, but this would allay suspicion well enough."

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"As described, and returning to this call afterwards - promptly - and without arousing suspicion, and without extraneous action, do that."

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Kaiser hangs up and leaves the room. He issues some orders, increasing guards at some of the dogfighting arenas the Undersiders are likely to attack. (Just because it's fake doesn't mean it has to be baseless. This might have been worth doing anyway.) Once he's done enough to plausibly be responding to an emergency call, he returns and calls Promise back.

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"I want you to, without attracting any irregular attention, travel to New Jersey, get in costume, peacefully turn yourself in to the PRT there, and tell them Promise sent you. Can you think of any defects in this plan that might inconvenience me?"

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"The fact that it's strange and unlikely to accomplish whatever the point of New Jersey is. And," he curses himself for thinking too fast "that if you ordered me to do that I could try traveling on foot and rely on my subordinates to find and prevent me."

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"...What do you think the point of New Jersey is?"

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"Not a clue. It's just sufficiently strange that any plan with that as an important piece becomes questionable."

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"The point of New Jersey is to keep you out of the Birdcage, if you're curious. I can skip that part if you prefer."

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"You'd have to talk to a lawyer about the efficacy of that plan. But I'm hardly going to object."

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"Any other problems with the plan as stated?"

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"None that I know of."

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"Performing no extraneous actions and drawing no irregular attention, expeditiously but not in such a hurry as to confuse uninvolved bystanders, proceed with the described plan."

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He hangs up before she can tell him not to try to think of a way out. And then starts trying to do that. Calling his lieutenants to say where he's going counts as regular, right? ...apparently not. And he starts making his way to New Jersey.

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"All done," Promise says to Canary, who has just been sort of there the entire time.

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"...you just caught two supervillains. In minutes. Congratulations?"

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"Well, there's still a possibility that they'll think of something clever between wherever they started from and New Jersey, I did make one minor mistake Kaiser noticed when I didn't stop him from lying to me, but yeah. I think I need some way to get legal advice. Do you happen to know how to do that, having recently needed it?"

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"My lawyer was a public defender. That is, lawyers are expensive, but if you're on trial there's a right to have one. So the state hires one for you and they end up too busy to do well on any of their cases. I don't know where to get a good lawyer."

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"Well, maybe the internet knows. Anyway, thank you very much for being my names buffer."

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"You're very welcome.

One other thing. I've found a volunteer to test my power on, the command part not the making my voice sound better part, what kind of an experiment would it take?"
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"With a consenting test subject, making sure that anyone in earshot knows what's about to happen and wants to be there, you may perform the following experiments -"

Promise has given this some thought. She has lists of things to try to determine the scope of the power.

"I don't want to inconvenience you excessively, so if you get certain results you may consider certain parts of your orders rescinded immediately -"
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"Thank you! I'll make sure to let you know if it works, and invite you to my next concert of course."

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"Sounds like fun."

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Canary leaves much happier than she has been in a while.

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And Promise goes on the internet and googles "lawyer" and reads the wikipedia page about lawyers and then googles "cape legal advice".

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Most of the top results are on the general theme of "some of my stuff got wrecked in a cape fight, who do I sue." As for legal advice for capes, Brockton Bay has a specialist. Bit of a reputation for dealing with villains, but his web site insists that that's not a requirement. Name redacted, of course, but there's an email supplied.

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Sarkany thought ahead: email addresses often contain names, but Promise can just click on them and let the computer handle knowing what the address actually is. (She assigns this redacted email address and the numbers that correspond to his name the handle "Lawyer 1".)

She writes, I may be in the market for some general legal advice, starting as I do from a position of considerable ignorance about the mortal world and a disinclination to neatly position myself within an organization here. Is that something you could do?

She signs the email "Promise" and links to her forum profile.
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Quinn Calle gets the message. It's that Promise.

Certainly. Do you have particular issues in mind at the moment, or would you prefer to start with a basic rundown of how capes typically interact with the legal system?
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The basic rundown would be useful. I'm also curious about my legal status as an intermittent visitor to the country, and about whether or not sending villains to New Jersey to turn themselves in will work as I was hoping.

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Entering the country without being explicitly permitted is generally illegal. The PRT is not the relevant authority for allowing it, but under the circumstances it is unlikely that anyone will object. I can help you get a more official status.

The typical interaction between capes and the legal system is, naturally, criminal charges against alleged villains. Most are treated similarly to unpowered defendants: held in if they seem unlikely to voluntarily return for trial, afforded the same rights to defend themselves against the accusations, and so on. Often they or their teammates stage an escape. Three such 'strikes' can get people sent to the Birdcage, a life sentence with no supervision and no appeal. More serious crimes can get villains sent there on a first offense. Convictions of both types are rarer than they may sound, there are between six and seven hundred inmates sent from all over the world.

When tried, they—or their lawyer, on their behalf—has the authority to require witnesses to testify. The government deploys the same power to prove they're guilty, and if the jury isn't convinced they're free.


If you know about New Jersey's recent change in law you might be better informed than I'm assuming.
Villains arrested there will be charged with any crimes they've committed in that state. During their sentence, other jurisdictions can bring charges for alleged crimes committed elsewhere. Which means if they've committed sufficiently serious offenses outside New Jersey—in Brockton Bay for instance—they could still end up in the Birdcage eventually.
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I'm not well informed per se, I'm just the reason they changed that law. That's very annoying that it matters where the crimes were committed, I should have checked before I sent people there. Probably too late to turn them around, too, although if I can what would you recommend? Because six to seven hundred people in the Birdcage sounds like far too many and I dislike extremely that in order to make supervillains stop doing supervillainous things I have to interact with a system that sends anyone there.

I didn't come here on purpose the first time; I don't know if that matters. What are the advantages of having a more official status?
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Casually entering and leaving the country unofficially, they could try to lock you up for six months. Extremely unlikely that anyone would want to, since you're a cooperating cape, and you'd have a strong case in defense if they tried, but it is technically a crime.

You're why they changed it? Congratulations on Nilbog, then, that's quite a feather in your cap.

If you want legal advice on specific cases, I'll need to know more than the jurisdiction. Who, what they're likely to be accused of, and so on. And in that case you should unambiguously hire me first, as that means no one can force me to talk about anything either of us said unless it was plotting something illegal. Generalities are one thing, but for specific questions the privilege can be quite important.


I agree with you about the Birdcage, naturally, on behalf of the entire defense bar. But it got upheld against the constitutional challenges early on.
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What classes me as a "cooperating" cape for this purpose?

How do I officially hire you? Also, be advised that my policy on things that cost money is "I do not know enough about money to gauge if I am being cheated yet, but if I find out that I have been later on, I will be annoyed". Also be advised that part of the reason I want to talk to you in the first place is that I've noticed I barely know when things might be illegal.
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He names a figure, and a means for transferring it. (Some clients have irregular income sources, when one works for capes.) It's a relatively high hourly rate but not outside the very broad range of amounts lawyers charge.

Don't worry, I can warn you if anything you're considering would be illegal. And if it's something you already did, that's protected.

Cooperating isn't a strictly defined legal category, it's just relevant that the authorities would rather have you in the country than not. Since you're a hero this is unlikely to change, and if you were to do anything they objected to strongly enough to want you gone, they'd charge you for that before the illegal entry came up.
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She sends him a chunk of Meaningless Currency Integer and then describes the little trip Kaiser and Krieg are currently taking. I could maybe call them back, but they don't have to answer their phones - they could even have left them behind, as long as no one would find that strange as far as they're aware - and even if they do pick up I'd have to know what to tell them to do.

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I'm not aware of Krieg or Kaiser having been in that jurisdiction before. Absent any significant crimes chargeable there, they'll be handed over to law enforcement here. Calling them back would accelerate the process, but not substantively change it.

The trip takes a matter of hours. If they haven't arrived yet they will soon, and the people holding them there might put you through if you asked to speak to them. How would you change their orders if you could?
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I don't know! I turned over the paper with the rest of the Empire names on it before reading past those two, so leaving them running around is unsafe unless I make them give me the other capes' names and lock them down too, but I don't want to send anyone to the Birdcage, even indirectly. I suppose I could call them and have them generate compromises, but that could take hours.

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If you're considering amending their orders, keep in mind that breaking them out after they're arrested would be a felony. You're under no obligation to turn them in, but using your power on people for almost any other reason is highly likely to be illegal.

If you were to give orders narrowly designed to neutralize their ability to inflict illegal harm, that would not be any kind of crime. Fantastically complicated, though. I could draft some for you, if you'd prefer that to them risking the Birdcage.
I must comment that the justice system is, for all its flaws, better than having anyone with sufficient power enforcing their own opinions, but it's your interests I'm representing right now.
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I didn't seek the names, but I have them anyway and then I made a mistake with them, and if I can fix it I'm going to. I'm probably better at order phrasing than mortals in general but you probably know more than I do about the ideal content. But they probably won't even answer their phones. I'll call and check.

Phone: do the phone thing.
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The phones do the phone thing. The humans on the other end do not do the phone thing.

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They didn't pick up. It's a moot point.

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In that case, there isn't a whole lot you can do. You may be asked to testify as a witness due to your role in capturing them, and if so you'll have an opportunity to mention that you went out of your way to keep them out of the Birdcage. If you'd like to, I can find out who's defending them and inform their lawyers that you're willing to speak at the sentencing hearing.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.
Do keep me appraised of anything you think is potentially illegal, preferably before doing it.
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Would it be illegal to ask someone to find me a place to receive mail, not live in it, and be a step removed from any risk of directly interacting with humans who may care who is in the house?

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Not at all. Do you need help finding such a place? Interacting with humans does have the obvious risks.

You can call me Quinn, by the way, that should be safe.
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Since it's not illegal, I suppose it's okay that I already did it. And yes, it seems to be, so I can stop thinking of you as "Lawyer".

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Probably a good idea. Especially if I ever end up representing you in court; my opposite number might disapprove.

The full list of rights and limitations is complex, but in general you can do whatever you like with a house. Don't damage it if it's rented or disturb the neighbors with fireworks at midnight, but you have a right of quiet enjoyment and can keep people out and generally use or not use it as you see fit.
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I have no idea if it's rented. I'll ask. Thank you very much for you help.

She asks Canary if the place is rented.
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The next message she gets isn't a reply from Canary. It's from the Director. The E88 leaders have arrived and turned themselves in and said Promise sent them. The reaction of the Director of the PRT of Brockton Bay is appropriately summarized as "What the hell."

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I have since acquired a lawyer and been told the part where I sent them to New Jersey won't actually help, but I think I've been clear about my dislike of the Birdcage.

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You were, and I thought I was clear about being willing to go out of my way to keep people out of the Birdcage to the extent possible. This stunt was ineffectual, but that's not the part I'm concerned about. It also looks like a unilateral action on the part of someone who thinks laws are inconvenient and procedures are a joke.
You're not part of the Protectorate and I don't have authority to make you do anything other than appeal to common sense, but do you really think flouting procedures whenever it seems like a good idea at the time is going to reliably accomplish anything?
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When I wonder if things I find inconvenient in the future are in fact laws or not I now have someone to ask, which will be nice. He didn't seem to think I'd done anything illegal today. And I don't belong to the organization that has issued any more restrictive procedures on top of that. I agreed with some of your suggestions, and did not comply with all the implied particulars.

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I'm not saying you committed any crimes, but law enforcement practices exist for a reason. Such as for instance, prosecuting people in the state where they committed their crimes. Even if the reason isn't obvious, is it too much to ask that you not assume there isn't one?

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You also don't seem to know who slipped me the names in the first place. If it was someone who works for you, I didn't want any chance of them influencing the timing. But, yes, in the future I will ask my lawyer about things like this. Pity it took a suggestion from Kaiser before I knew to get one.

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A lawyer can keep you from doing anything illegal. Which is a good thing to have, and is also rarely the only consideration. He would not, for instance, be able to suggest when to move against the E88. If your concern was that our anonymous party with a mutual enemy might have a mole, you could have told us that, and we would at least have known to expect it at an unexpected time. Cutting us out of the loop entirely was completely unnecessary.

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I decided when to move myself. I don't work for you. Why would including you in the loop be necessary either?

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Parahuman crime in this city is my business. Independent heroes and teams aren't required to collaborate, but keeping the PRT informed of major plays is at the very least good strategy. There are many who don't, but they tend heavily toward the more unsavory types of vigilantism. I trust this isn't a sign of you going that route?

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I'm more likely to quit vigilantism entirely, if I don't find a way that works better than invoking New Jersey to keep the results within my parameters.

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I did offer to try to keep villains you capture out of the Birdcage, and expect a high likelihood of success. When the ABB capes are sentenced to mundane prisons, will you agree that that offer is more successful than sending them across state lines?

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We'll see how that turns out.

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They will, eventually. Even on Earth Bet trials take time.

The PRT conspicuously does not request her assistance with more cape business, other than rechecking the box of gates above Fairyland.
(They do, however, threaten the remaining E88 capes with her in an attempt to scale down the ongoing gang war between the Undersiders, the Travelers, Coil, and the Empire. Word of this probably does not get back to Promise, but it induces some of the now-leaderless E88 capes to find somewhere else to be. Between fighting the heroes and the smaller villain groups, the Empire starts losing by attrition.)
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Promise takes and posts pictures of Fairyland. She confirms that the gate box has settled on that end. She doesn't hang out in the PRT office much. She does hang out on the forum, though. Does anyone (on the forum or of people who are her lawyer) want to offer advice on how to most efficiently go about healing and/or de-aging mortals who need it, given that she has the inconvenient limitation of needing to hang out with and stare at anyone who wants her to cast on them?

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The mention of healing gets her a flood of messages. Most of the uncountable number are requests for healing a particular illness, injury, or relative, with a minority answering the question. Most of the answers are suggesting the hospital, where there is apparently already a world-class healing cape who spends most of her free time there. (Quinn's answer agrees, but he suggests not going until he's written them a suitably lawyerly letter about the name thing and making sure they know they could be liable for any names she overhears.) The mention of de-aging provokes a lot of comments on how it could affect the status quo among mortals, a lot of debate on whether it's even ethical, and fewer actionable suggestions.

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Does Quinn also think she needs to have a lawyerly letter written to just heal whoever shows up to an accessible rooftop?

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He certainly thinks it wouldn't hurt. And provides an assumption of risk form for her to distribute to potential people to be healed. (It's a fairly standard form, with the exception of an extremely visible warning saying to sign it with something other than their name.)

Even when limited to the subset of people who need healing who can get to a rooftop, any such place is likely to be crowded.
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Promise has a printer and some paper delivered to her address. She prints out a bunch of the form. She puts a stack of them on a roof with a paperweight, announces the location and a time window on the forum with very short notice so it would be inconvenient for anyone to ambush her with anything more complicated than psoriasis, and hangs out.

She makes sure to clarify on the forum the limits of her healing: while unlike that other healer ("808554") she can do brains she can't do minds; she mostly cannot do anything more specific than restoring some or all of a person to a healthy state - no cosmetics, no cyborg parts, no giving people wings (unless they want to be turned into a sparrow, and she hasn't yet consulted her lawyer about whether she may recreationally turn people into sparrows; Quinn, can she recreationally turn people into sparrows?); she is really, really not a doctor and cannot offer an informed opinion on how her healing will interact with any doctor things weirder than "rest" and "fluids" and "splints" and "duplicating things the mortal body already does, only more conveniently" (but wrt those things she's fine); she has never actually de-aged a mortal before, only knows the theory, and while she certainly expects not to make any big mistakes she cannot re-age anyone who she overshoots with so they'd better be okay with landing more or less anywhere in the "young adult" range; she will take more specific questions but it is more efficient to put them through the forum rather than crowding the roof where she's trying to study her patients -

And really, really, REALLY don't tell her anyone's name. Sign your form with an X or your phone number or something.
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Turning people into birds: probably a bad idea. Not a crime, as long as she can turn the volunteers back of course, but if anything does go wrong she could be sued. The de-aging too, since it's untested and she's doing it despite being aware of some likely risks, but that one's valuable enough that there's less to worry about if it does come up.

The people who show up are capable of getting to a roof on short notice and not using any complicated doctor things, which adds up to the mortals who aren't the most critically in need of healing but could benefit from it. Most would also like to be made younger while she's at it, though a few were scared off by her warning.
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She spends a while looking at all of them. After about ten minutes, she starts working on people who she's studied enough who've signed their forms. She heals without further confirmations; de-aging she goes over the "you understand that as an immortal fairy I cannot nail an exact age" bit out loud.

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Anyone who is there to be de-aged is already willing to tolerate that. They each assent again.

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Then they are de-aged! Isn't that nice.

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They all think so. Several offer to pay her. Eventually the miraculously healed people disperse, walking and leaping and praising Promise.

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Promise has all the money she can use but appreciates the thought and encourages them to donate whatever amount to a useful charity.

When the time window closes she flies away again.
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The next time she's online, there's a message from Brockton Bay's other most sought-after healer. Apparently 808554 would like to meet her.

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Does 808554 have a favorite roof?

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Actually, yes. Comes of having a sister who can fly. She suggests the roof of the Brockton Bay Central Library, the following evening.

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Sounds good to Promise. She's there then.

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808554 comes just after. She's a young mortal with brown hair and a white robe, barely noticeable next to the person she's getting a lift from. The flying parahuman is wearing a white and gold costume complete with a cape and crown, and it's slightly harder than expected to look away from her. She radiates an aura of oh my god, it's really whoever this is.

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Thank you Yellow.

Double check. Double-check everything. Check range of effect. Note changes in thought patterns.

Proceed with established plans regardless of influence -

"I DO NOT LIKE YOUR AURA AND ONE OF US IS GOING TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY."

Her original plan did not include hollering, but she left herself that much leeway.
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Awe changes to fear as the flying parahuman approaches the edge of the roof. Whether she's actually dangerous is another question, but she certainly looks like it.

Her passenger steps off. "It's just my sister, not an enemy." And to her sister, "Did you let it flare up again?"

The aura dials down. Still not gone, but much easier to ignore.
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"I SAID IMMEDIATELY."

Promise flies in the opposite direction.
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She manages to leave both earshot and the range of the effect. The other two exchange some words, and then the offensive one flies off and the other one crosses to her side of the roof.

"Sorry about that. She can't actually turn it off, if I'd known you'd object I would have come some other way."
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Promise lands again.

"If she can't turn it off she ought to be more careful about where she goes. I'm meeting you on a roof because if I met you on a street corner I might hear somebody's name, which wouldn't even do anything to them unless they were mid-assassination-attempt, and she goes around like that to encounter strangers?"
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"She can turn it down, but usually doesn't bother when it's just us because I'm immune. She's...not usually that careless about leaving it on?"

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"It wasn't just you. Were you not expecting me to show up?" Promise shakes her head. "Anyway, what did you want to talk about, and do you have a nickname that is completely unlike your real name and more pronounceable than 808554?"

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"Panacea. Nice to meet you. Circumstances aside.

I wanted to ask you about the healing you did. And- and warn you."
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"Warn me about what?"
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"You're doing it because you want to help, right? But if you start doing it you can't really ever stop, you'll always know that you could be saving someone's life right now and aren't—you've got hundreds of people asking you already, and how many could you get to?—until all the faces blur together and you end up wishing you couldn't do anything just so there'd be less depending on you."

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"...I'm not as fast a healer as you are," Promise points out. "I can't be saving anyone's life right now. It would take at least fifteen minutes, after I found candidates and got them to sign things, unless you are personally planning to collapse with some mortal illness. Also I would have trouble appearing at the hospital like you would, I may or may not have supervillain enemies who might eventually decide to attack rooftops on which I'm healing and I have to balance that risk, I'm not sure what the distinctiveness of the various faces has to do with anything, and you are seriously underestimating how boring Fairyland can get compared to hanging out with grateful mortals and casting spells - possibly even while listening to completely novel music I didn't have to compose myself, it turns out my computer can do that. But yes, in the very long run I'd like to find some way to fix that whole mortality problem your species has, that will make everything much less urgent. Is this a problem you have? I'll be with you at the hospital as soon as my lawyer's cleared away the legal issues with having me in a crowded place full of people who go speaking their names with little to no provocation. Should lighten the load."

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"There'll always be more. There are a lot of mortals, and they're very mortal, and no matter how much we do it'll just be expected. People being thankful is one thing, but eventually it starts to grate on you, you know? Their entire life is changed, and for you it's just yes, you're welcome, on to the next one. Because you have to."

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"I don't have to. If I feel like it I can go home to Fairyland and stay there. I simply don't feel like it. I appreciate the thought of the warning but I don't seem to have your problem."

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"You can, but then people die. That's worse, it- it has to be.

The other reason I wanted to talk to you, I wanted to ask you to order me. To make me never hurt anyone with my power."
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"If I want to fix the problem where mortals die I will have to do something more dramatic than postpone it for a few dozen of them. And, uh, if you don't want to hurt anyone with your power... do you think someone's going to make you?"

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"I don't. But I'm worried I might. Some time when I'm tired and healing someone and wishing I didn't have this power, thinking about how everything would be so much easier if people weren't expecting miracles day in and day out, I'm worried I might let myself slip up. And then some kid dies because I wanted an easier life. I don't want that to happen."

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"It might be better in the long run if I just ordered you to sleep when you're tired. I won't order you to heal people. If you can't slip up, and you don't want to continue, you will just stop."
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"That wouldn't... I don't think I'm getting this across. I've considered doing it. Putting someone's organs where they're supposed to be, I came this close to deciding to make a little mistake. No one would know. I'm not going to decide differently next time, or the time after that, but I don't know that I never will. And now if I make an actual mistake, I'll always be second-guessing myself, did that patient's life get ruined despite my best efforts, or was it because I resented them.

That's why I want the order."
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"I really don't understand. And if you can solve this problem without fairy orders you probably should. If I make a mistake in the phrasing, you will do what I said, not what I would have meant if I had done it right. I have only ever made small mistakes, but I have made mistakes. Why don't you just stop? Sorcery can be taught. I'll probably find some mortals I want to teach to heal eventually. It doesn't sound like you're getting anything out of it at all. I'd call it admirable if I had any idea what quality I was admiring."

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"I'm not going to lie and say I love doing it, but I can't. If I stop then people die. Thousands of them. They're just as important.

And there are...personal reasons."
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"I'm not going to claim that other people aren't important, but - I don't know how old you are, I'm terrible at guessing mortal ages, but you don't look like you need de-aging any time soon. Assuming your power is not going to disappear in, what, fifty years, a hundred, however long you have, and assuming that people as a class don't suddenly drop in moral value during that time, the most important thing you can do is to pick a pace you can hold steady. I will not employ you as slave labor and whatever you're doing doesn't look sustainable, even if you fail to sustain it in some less tragic way than killing somebody."

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"I'm not asking you to make me keep doing anything, just to make sure I don't end up hurting people. Negative commands are enough. I could be incredibly dangerous if I ended up a villain, and I've caught myself plotting murder in the last week."

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"...Look, I'm not completely unwilling to give you some negative orders, since you want them and I do have an idea of what the opposite of healing looks like, but I really think this should be combined with a solution that acknowledges that your long-term comfort with showing up to help is also very important."

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"It should, but that's a separate problem. And it's where the personal reasons come in.

But if you're willing to order me not to hurt anyone, my name is Amy."
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"No it isn't."
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"Yes it is."

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"I mean, I can call you that, if you want, but it is not, for fairy orders purposes, your real name. Maybe whoever named you changed their mind early on?"

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"Or, of course.
My adoptive parents might have just never mentioned it. As long as they were faking the documents anyway...

I could speculate, tell you some things my name might be short for, but that'd risk giving you more human names than necessary?"
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"I mean, yes. So if you can find it out without guessing five times, that would be useful. I do know that neither syllable in 'Amy' - construing both to contain the consonant; a vowel alone won't do it - is present, intact, in anything that constitutes your fairy-purposes name, so that might narrow it down."

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"I suppose I'll have to ask why they thought they had to keep me from finding out my name. Since they definitely weren't expecting me to find out this way."

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"No idea. Human families are a weird concept to me."

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"Me too, sometimes."

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"Ah, here I thought they made sense from the inside."

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Panacea smiles. "You know, there is probably no one on earth who doesn't think their family is the weird one.

What's it like for fairies, not having one?"
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"Some fairies do have families - but not my kind and I've never interacted closely with any who did. I just started one day in my tree and I could already talk and write and fly and I knew most common knowledge. I went out and explored and got something to eat and went from there."

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"That sounds, well, a lot neater than human families. They have their good points, though."

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"Anyway, if you can't track down your original name I can give you a fairy berry to eat and that works just the same except there's no possibility that I'll forget the name - though that would take decades even if I never thought about you after hearing the name - and also no possibility that I can hand you over to another fairy - not that this is likely to come up as remotely desirable. I don't have any with me, though."

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"That's fine, I'll just ask. My, parents, have to know. If they don't tell me I'll take you up on that berry."

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"I'll think about phrasings," Promise says. "Send me a message when you're ready."

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"I will. And thank you."

A white-and-gold figure is visible crossing the sky.
"That's my ride. Glory Girl probably remembered to turn the aura down, if you want to meet her properly?"
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"I don't even want to be near it 'turned down'. If she wants to talk to me she can ask for my phone number. It was nice to meet you."

Promise flies away.
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As do Amy and her sister.

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Promise, as promised, contemplates wordings for Panacea. And has another rooftop healing/de-aging session.

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This group of mortals is just as happy about it as the last ones. And despite Panacea's dire warnings, Promise does not magically lose the ability to stop doing it.

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That's good! It would be really concerning if she did. She needs to be back in Fairyland for dinner and sleeping in her tree, after all.

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The following day, she gets another message from Panacea.

I have my name. Meet at the same place?
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Sure. Takes me five minutes to fly there, now or later?

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Let's say 5:30?

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Sure.

...Which is enough time for her to wonder if this is legal. It should be, but that hardly puts it beyond question.

Quinn, if someone purposefully asks me for orders and we agree on a phrasing is it illegal for me to then supply them?
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Promise does not know if Panacea is a minor or not. Probably Panacea will know though. She'll ask.

Promise reads a lot of Wikipedia, emails Armsmaster to mention that she can transmute materials and as with gates might be willing to do this if there's any materials he/the Protectorate want and if they can think of things she would find useful in return, takes Fairyland photos, firmly declines a blog commenter's request to bring back samples of the pretty Fairyland plants, accepts a software update from Sarkany that will allow her to translate her plain speaking into a smattering of non-English languages (Promise is sort of unclear why this takes an update - the difference between English and Chinese might as well be a matter of handwriting to her - but assumes it is some kind of complicated computer thing), and then goes to meet Panacea.
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This time, Panacea took the stairs.

"Hi, Promise. I'm Amelia."
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"That one works. I consulted my lawyer and he says this is fine as long as you're not a minor. Or drunk. Are you a minor or drunk? What is a minor?"

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"Of course he'd say that.
It means anyone under eighteen years old, and yes, I am one."
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"Then according to him I need permission from your parent or guardian. Or I guess you could wait. Are you in a big hurry?"

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"Too much of a hurry for that.

I don't know if my guardians would agree. I do know that my mom would not exactly be happy about finding out I asked. I don't suppose I could convince you to do it anyway?"
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"Well, if I ever decide to start doing definitely illegal things I can come find you. Or I could ask my lawyer if it would be okay to do the entire thing in another country or Fairyland, that didn't occur to me until just now. I haven't completely given up on the human legal system yet though. Can you just get different guardians? Yours adopted you in the first place, right, so apparently that's the sort of thing you can shuffle around?"

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"Not really. Adoption happens, un-adopting people mostly doesn't. I could leave and declare myself independent—not like I couldn't find a job—but I don't actually want to leave my family.

If it's a choice between not getting the order and explaining why I want it to my parents, I'd have to pick the first one."
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"...You do have more than one, right? My lawyer implied I'd only need permission from one. What would your non-mom one say?"

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"He'd probably just defer to her, but they'd definitely at least talk about it.
Between the explanation I told you, and some context they know about, I'd rather avoid that."
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"Okay. ...I am willing to break this law if there is ever a more immediate danger than you being worried or not liking the trend of your thoughts. I will give you my phone number," Promise writes it down, "and you can call me if you're freaking out, or show up to one of my rooftops, or eventually perhaps run into me at the hospital, okay? But nothing today. I'm sorry. The only person you are now truly incapable of harming is me."

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"And with any luck I won't end up having to heal you any time soon."
She accepts the number. As she does, her hand brushes Promise's.

"What? That's... Um. You're definitely not human. Even less so than you look. Are you a plant?"
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"I'm a fairy. But I am a plant-associated fairy."
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"You are...somehow more similar to an ambulatory plant than to any kind of animal. Which is completely unheard of, or at least it is here.
Sorry if freaking out is impolite. It's just, it's like seeing a color you were pretty sure was impossible."
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"I don't have any etiquette norms around what it is or is not polite to say about my moderate planthood; you're fine."

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"I'm still not sure how you're even possible. Do plants—regular plants, I guess—ever have muscles and organs and all that in Fairyland? Let alone brains."

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"I am possible because magic. Except to the extent that fairies are plants - and this is a limited extent; I'm very much on the plantier end - no. Non-fairy plants do not have those things. I'm sure I'm more similar to other fairies than to local plants, anyway, it's just you've only met one fairy."

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"Magic, sure, but you don't rely on magic to keep functioning do you? It's all physically possible somehow?
I just hope I never have to heal you."
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"Can't comment on the physics. And, you can't get it too badly wrong, if you do have to try. Can't make anything worse. If you get me conscious and in less than completely incapacitating pain I should be able to finish the job, anyway."

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"There's always a worse. But I'll keep that in mind if it ever comes up."

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"When I say you couldn't make anything worse by trying to heal me I mean that very specifically. As long as I remember your name, you cannot hurt me. I can't even make you hurt me. You could get someone else to do it; or you could take extremely small risks and have unfortunate luck; but you can't so much as pluck a strand of hair off my head. I know this works on cape powers, too."
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"Oh, I thought you just meant nothing unrecoverable would happen. That's much better."

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"Well, nothing unrecoverable will happen either, but that's for totally unrelated reasons having to do with me being extremely immortal, and 'not unrecoverable' can be very different from 'anywhere within five hundred million years of recoverable'."

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"Five hundred, wow. Are there fairies who have lived that long?"

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"I just made up a large number, but I assume so. Certainly there are fairies who have lived so long that there is no record or memory of when they were new."

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"With humans, that would happen at much smaller numbers. Our entire history is a few thousand."

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"Well, according to the Internet, you had to invent writing, which probably didn't help. That and the sometimes dying."

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"Even so, our whole world has only been around a few times that. I'd have to look it up, but it wouldn't surprise me if five hundred million years ago there were no such thing as trees."

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"Aren't there lots of mortal worlds? Maybe some of them are older."

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"Maybe. The only one anyone here knows of was completely identical up to about thirty years ago. There are people with duplicates. If they're all the same up to some point they'd have to be the same age, but I don't really know."

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"Maybe I'll go check them out sometime."

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"Good luck. There are plenty of people who'll be curious about what you find."

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"It'll go on my blog."

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"I'll watch for it."

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"Anyway. I'm sorry I can't help you yet. Whenever you're 18, or if you change your mind about asking your parents, or if you get different parents, let me know. And I'll ask my lawyer about jurisdictions but I don't expect it to pan out because human legal systems are inconvenient like that."

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"Thanks. I'll let you know if there's an emergency. Of one kind or another."

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"See you at the hospital whenever the liability issues are sorted out. Get some rest, okay?"

And Promise goes back to her address, looks up information about minors, reads it, and asks Quinn, In the case of a minor, does changing jurisdictions help?
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For the orders, no. Some jurisdictions do have more favorable laws, but transporting a minor across borders for an unlawful purpose is itself a chargeable offense. Especially when parahuman powers are involved.
If the minor in question happens to be planning to leave the country to such a jurisdiction any time soon, there is no local law against meeting them there. But changing jurisdictions for that reason will not help.
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Thank you.

Promise relays this information to Panacea.
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Who does not have any immediate plans to do that, but will check the laws of wherever the next international emergency she gets called to is, just in case.

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Promise is certainly going to be at the next Endbringer fight. She might even consider sleeping in the mortal world when it's coming up so it won't be-and-gone while she's unable to be roused. But she doesn't detail this to Panacea; she doesn't want to get anyone's hopes up.

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"- and your nominee is usually in this neighborhood, but she flies around a lot and I've spotted her vanishing entirely once, you might have a wait. And yours is here, down a few floors, she barely moves, you shouldn't have any problem going and saying hi. Yours has a favorite haunt over here... yours has been going to ground here, when he's at home...

...and me and Bonesaw can go see ours together! I think that will be fun."
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"Yes! I'm sure our new teammates will love to meet two of us. I can't wait."

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"Of course, they can't both win - but we don't have a no pets rule, if one wins and wants to bring the other. Wouldn't that be cute?"

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"And we can make the pet one even cuter! Like a pool of flesh with three heads and shiny hair, I bet my new sister would love a pet like that."

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"Well, that sounds like an interesting project but I'm not sure it's exactly a pet. We'll have to wait and see. I think they're home alone now, want to go meet them?"

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She bounds off in the appropriate direction. "Come on, let's go!"

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Cherish laughs and jogs to keep up.

She finds someone starting to open a car parked by the side of the road. She taps him on the shoulder. "Sir, excuse me, that's my car."

He's so embarrassed! And now that he looks at the various possessions in the car, he has no sense of recognition to speak of. That must be someone else's daughter's cake with "Happy Birthday Juliana" written on it, in the backseat. "Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am. I don't know how that happened -"

"It's all right, no harm done. You must have just picked up my keys and spaced out." She has them out of his hand in a moment. "Don't worry about it."

Cherish slides into the driver's seat and unlocks the other doors for Bonesaw.
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When they reach their destination and knock on the front door, a brown-haired girl opens it, starts to greet Cherish, and then recognizes her companion. The scalpels and dried blood are a clue.

She shuts the door. "Vicky!"
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Vicky flies down the stairs. "What? What is it?"

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"Bonesaw. We need to run."

Meanwhile, the door reopens and the visitors invite themselves in. "Don't be rude."
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"Jesus Christ!" exclaims Vicky, getting between her sister and the visitors and charging her aura all the way up.

Which doesn't affect the visitors in the least, although it does cause Cherish to smile slightly and glance between the sisters.

"We haven't done anything to you to deserve this sort of hostile reception," Cherish says. "We just want to chat. If you run away we might have to do things other than chat in order to get our conversation, and that just sounds so unfriendly."
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"Don't swear!" Bonesaw has a strong sense of priorities.

"And what- why are you here?”
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"We want to offer you a job. There's only the one job, so don't get your hopes up too much. Bonesaw here admires Amy ever so much and I think Victoria would be a real asset. We thought we'd combine the recruitment pitches, since you were easy to find in the same place."

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"A job. Um. No?"

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"Aw, but you have to! You're the only other person who works with meat, we'd make a great team."

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"There are incentives," Cherish adds.

"Incentives," spits Glory Girl. "We're not like you, we don't think it sounds like fun -"

"No, no, that's not what I mean. Although you might learn to like it. I just mean that not trying to pass the tests might result in failing the tests, and that... would be dangerous."
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"Why us? There's any number of people who want nothing to do with you."

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"Because of all the people we could have around in our little circle of friends indefinitely, we all got a chance to pick a nominee, and I want Glory Girl and Bonesaw wants you. You could choose to be flattered. I'd help, but I don't want to make the game unfair."

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"This is a game? You do know who those people are, right? We're not joining them."

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"Then we'll be very disappointed in you and you'll probably both be dead. With however many side effects you rack up first. We know who your family are. I can find them from here. Your dad's not having a very nice... life... is he? A little, tiny push -"

"You stay the fuck away from Dad -!"

"I think Bonesaw's expressed her opinion on swearing," sings Cherish. "Well, maybe that would get you to play and maybe it wouldn't, and if you want him to live you won't encourage me to find out. But, hm, just a hunch, I don't think you're as careful about looking after the people around you as you think you are. Take it from me, emotions... even if you only have two settings... run... deep."

She glances at Panacea.
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Panacea stiffens. “Shut up. Just… shut up.”

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"Oh, come on. I know you're not happy with your job right now, if you join us we could do anything. I can bring back the dead, imagine if we were working together!"

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"Anyway, you don't have to decide right now if you want to come join us," says Cherish. "You just need to decide whether you're going to bother surviving the tests or not. It'd hardly be fair play if you didn't know they were coming or what they were for. But I'd be really disappointed if you'd really rather die than join us, Vicky."

"Don't call me Vicky."

"Victoria, if you like. But it doesn't seem like you're giving any thought to what I'd like. It's very inconsiderate."

Victoria's response is a snarl.
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"Oh, and I can't bring back the dead very well, so you should probably try to not die. Though maybe it'd go better if Amelia and I both did it! Wouldn't that be fun?"

Amy stares in disbelief. Apparently this would not be fun.
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"Why don't we go and let them think about their game strategies?" Cherish asks, patting Bonesaw's curls. "Maybe they'll work on something together to show off to us. Otherwise they'd just each be leaving their sister to deal with our tests alone, and I think they're... too fond of each other... to do that."

"What are you getting at, you cryptic sadistic bitch?" snaps Victoria.

"I'll tell you if you win," Cherish says, glancing at Panacea. "I might even tell you if you don't. It'll depend. But don't swear, please."
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"Ooh, you can make your sister stronger or tougher! That'll give her a better chance. I can't help, though. Fair's fair."

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"Yes it is." Pat pat. "Off we go, unless you have any questions about the game?"

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In about five minutes they'll have questions like "who else are you doing this to" and "what are the rules" but for now Amy isn't in much of a state to think of them.

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Glory Girl is just barely restraining herself from making a suicidal attack on one or both of the visitors. This involves too much teeth-clenching to ask anything.

"Bye bye," says Cherish, and she goes out to hop into her ("her") car.
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And the Dallon sisters are left to panic.

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Meanwhile, Promise is on a roof, curing cancer and restoring sight to the blind and making amputees whole, that sort of thing.

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Toward the end, after no new people have arrived and all the healed ones have left, tall, dark-haired man walks onto the roof. "Hello, Promise. I've got a message for you."

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"Probably a better idea to just email me," Promise says, tucking the remaining consent forms into her bag.

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"Ordinarily, perhaps. I wanted to deliver it in person. You see, I've been quite impressed with how you've been shaking things up here. Lung. Kaiser. Nilbog. But you know you could do so much more. Kaiser's entire team would have been trivial. Why so careful?"

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"If I learn about the sorts of things mortals are named I run a greater risk of accidentally learning a name I didn't mean to learn. Most people don't know about Nilbog even as rumor; where'd you pick up that tidbit?"

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"I have inexplicably good information. But the interesting thing is that the risk of knowing a name that might belong to someone, when you wouldn't have to use it at all, that's a very absolute rule, don't you think? Heroes with rules like that tend to break them, and I'm curious about what happens when you do."

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"It's not absolute. I've sought names when I needed them. Your information is inexplicably good even to you? Some kind of thinker power?"

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"No, just an evasion.
You're much less powerful than you could be, is the point, and you're doing it on purpose. Why, right now you'd still lose a fight against the Triumvirate. And the reason you're holding off is because of the risk of accidentally gaining even more names? Why avoid that?"
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"...I don't really want to fight the Triumvirate? They seem pretty okay? I want to fight Endbringers, but my names power doesn't work on them. Also, maintaining an enormous court of vassals would be really unwieldy. Look, are you sure this conversation couldn't happen more efficiently via email?"

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"Vassals, that's a good word.
The Triumvirate are just a benchmark, something you could surpass and haven't chosen to. Make it the Slaughterhouse Nine if you prefer. I've never been a fan of self-imposed limits, and I think you'll discard them when you have to."
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"Maybe I'll get stir-crazy if I defeat all three Endbringers or something."

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"Now that I like. Ambition.

I never did introduce myself, by the way. Jack Slash, at your service.
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"I've heard of you."
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"It's a custom, among my team, that when we need a member we each choose a candidate and they face a round of tests. I think you'd be more interesting than most. If you survive, of course; you may be immortal but the people doing the testing can be quite destructive."

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"This seems to be missing a certain... what's the word I'm looking for... voluntarism."

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"We'd hardly get much participation from the more heroically inclined otherwise. Why cut off half the pool? You, for instance, could do quite well as part of our little band, and wouldn't have volunteered otherwise."

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"I won't volunteer later, either, is the trouble."

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"No? Even if you don't come to enjoy our little pastimes, I'm good at finding carrots and sticks, if I might flatter myself. For instance, you wouldn't want a say in where we go and what we do? Or don't do?"

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"You're right, if I can convince you all to settle down and raise chickens I will consider that very motivating. ...Chickens are domestic, right, I'm still new to animal life."

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"You can't, but you might be able to steer us a bit. Mannequin can, and does, and he likes going after people who try to improve the world. But we can save that argument for if you win the trials. For now, a brief experiment. I'll be right back."

Jack disappears to the staircase. When he comes back, he also looks slightly different. Narrower face, longer fingers, and a different distribution of fat, i.e. now there is some. He even moves differently, with a longer gait even though he's shorter.

And he's carrying a mortal child. "This is Liam. He was here to get cured of some disease or other, but I had to prevent him from getting underfoot. Until now, of course. You order him to walk off this roof, and I'll consider my test passed in advance. Otherwise, I'll make sure it's something with collateral damage." He sets down the mortal.
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Promise squints at Jack. "The kid is collateral damage."

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"The kid is an innocent victim, yes. I'm curious about whether you're one of the ones who'll refuse to take a life no matter what the threat, you may assume I'm capable of scaling up collateral damage if necessary."

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"You could have picked a non-innocent victim if that's really what you're curious about."

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"I could have. But there are more people who'd do that one.
You can even heal him later, we're low enough that he might survive."
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"If I gamble on that, you'll still be curious, won't you."

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"I'd consider it answer enough. And if you could convince me otherwise, you probably don't want to."

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"But I don't actually know that you're operating in good faith on any level, here. I don't know in numerical terms how much mayhem you like to cause under normal circumstances or whether you can be relied on to follow through with an agreement to reduce it. I don't have a known track record on 'how likely is Jack Slash to change his mind about whether someone has passed his fucked-up test'. This could easily be a setup to, say, have me down for murder and fleeing from the law and you have some reason to believe I'd flee with you instead of to the Philippines or back home. It's probably that even if you are being honest about the parameters of the test itself."

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"There wouldn't be any point to this kind of thing if I weren't being honest. Tell you what, we can continue this conversation later. My time's running short.
But the next Endbringer is expected any day now. Suppose my team and I help fight it, probably save a lot of lives in the process, and then I agree to meet you back in Brockton Bay with the same offer. Kill one kid and skip a test. Then you'd know whether, as you put it, I can be relied on to follow through on agreements."
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"Is there some significance to it being a kid in particular? I thought this one was just convenient for you. I don't know if you got the memo but I'm an immortal parentless fairy and I'm not terribly clear on the concept of childhoods."

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"Many humans are more protective of children. But that didn't sound like a yes or a no. Of course, I'd have to trust you to come back and continue this conversation, but worse things will happen if you don't."

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"Do you have a way to get to the next Endbringer if it's in Cambodia?"

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"Maybe not at the beginning of the fight, but unless it's unusually short we'll make it one way or the other. My team is composed of some very capable people."

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"If you don't show up while the fight is ongoing, and actually help, doesn't count."

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"It's a deal.

Of course, if the other members of my team see this as me going easy on you they might scale up the difficulty of their own tests to compensate. But don't worry, that would be centered on making it harder for you, not on causing incidental damage."
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"And I suppose all your teammates understand that distinction with exquisite clarity."

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"Of course. Well, most of them. It'll be less collateral damage than otherwise regardless, what with us fighting an Endbringer and all.

In any case, my time's up. I'll look forward to our next meeting." And he disappears down the stairs.
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Promise waits a beat, then flutters up to Liam. "Are you okay?"

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Not exactly. He's crying and shaking. Mostly he's terrified of Jack.

Physically, he presumably isn't fine since he was there to be healed, but he can't pronounce the name of what's wrong. He at least didn't get hurt worse during the incident.
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"I can't carry you flying. I'll be able to heal you in a few minutes. Did you come here with anyone?"

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He nods, still crying.
His parents are not unharmed. There might be some blood visible on his clothes.
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"Where are they? Can you show me?"

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He leads her to the staircase. One flight down, a man and a woman are lying with multiple stab wounds. The woman is still breathing, barely. The man isn't.

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"I'm going to try to heal her as fast as I can, okay?"

It's faster when it's one person and they aren't deliberately trying to screw with her familiarity.
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Eventually wounds close, lost blood gets regained, and Liam's mother's eyes open.

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"I didn't get here in time to save him," Promise apologizes, indicating the dead man. "I'm so sorry."

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"I- at least tell me you got whoever did this?"

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"He left. I tried to keep him talking long enough to be able to cast on him but he was compensating for that and by the time I would have been ready to try something that would go around that he was holding Liam. ...He also told me Liam's name. I'm sorry." She heals Liam of whatever's ailing him.

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The mortal pulls her son toward her. "Thanks for- for doing what you can."

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"I've healed you both. Do you need anything else from me right now?"

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"I don't think so. I should call someone. Tell the police what happened." For the moment she's busy hugging Liam.

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"Good idea."

And then Promise turns invisible and goes back up to the roof and flies back to her house and emails Quinn.

I assume it is still illegal to kill people even if given a credible reason to believe that another party will kill fewer if one does. Is it also still illegal to kill people if they belong to the Slaughterhouse Nine? I'm not sure I can trust my assessment of public opinion on that one.
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Anything, including that, is justifiable if there is no other reasonable way to prevent the worse harm. But it does have to be the only way; if a jury decides after the fact that there was something else you should have thought of you'd be guilty of at least negligent homicide. A lesser crime, but better to avoid it if you can.

The Slaughterhouse Nine are among the few people to have kill orders on them. Questionably legal, but no one with a kill order has ever challenged it in court. Killing any member of the Nine is not only legal but may come with a large bounty most of which is donated in advance by families of their victims.
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How responsible am I for collateral damage? If someone with a kill order is holding a hostage...?

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It does not confer immunity to liability for collateral damage. If you level a building containing one of those few people you'd be as liable for the damage as you otherwise would be, just not for the death. In the case of the hostage, if it's foreseeable that the criminal will kill them if provoked and you provoke them, you can be charged or sued. Necessity is still a defense, but this situation is also safer to avoid if possible.

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What if I have a shot at killing them but the hostage would be put at risk?

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In general, any action that a reasonable person would think is worth the risk is legal. If there's a villain with a kill order holding a gun to a hostage's head, it's quite a lot of risk. Killing the villain alone would not offset that; there would have to be some other defense such as an absence of alternative ways to prevent a specific plot to kill more people.
A kill order is a license to kill one person, it does not authorize whatever it takes to achieve that goal.
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No guns, but if someone's holding a hostage and I think I can get the one and not the other through a gate to a fatal environment but if my reflexes are off I can't...?

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If you succeed, no problem at all. If you think you can do it and fail, the victim's family can sue you and will probably win. Whether it's also a crime depends mostly on to what degree the jury thinks you should have known you couldn't manage it, which is very dependent on the specific circumstances. And even that is assuming you had to try at all.

In general, killing people is highly likely to get you in legal trouble. You might ultimately win, but it should be avoided unless it is the lesser of two clearly discernible evils.
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What exactly happens if someone sues me, anyway?

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The two sides argue in court about what happened, and if found at fault you have to compensate them. Almost always, this means some amount of money. Unlike criminal charges, where guilt has to be found beyond reasonable doubt, this is just a question of which side is probably right.

Most of the time it doesn't get that far: we lawyers charge a lot for that, and of course either side could lose at trial. So they tend to be settled for some smaller amount of money in exchange for not suing.
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Noted. Thank you.

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While emailing her lawyer, she gets a message from the PRT.

The Slaughterhouse Nine are in town. They're collectively considered a threat on the level of an Endbringer or Nilbog, but we do have the names of two of them. Would you be willing to help oppose them? If so, come speak to us as soon as possible.
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Coming. I could also use video of any of them so I can turn them into snails on less notice.

There she flies.
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She finds several ranking members of the PRT, Protectorate, and even Wards. Not all the attendees are familiar.

They have video and pictures, sorted by member. It ranges from larger quantities of footage of Crawler and Jack Slash (in some of which he is smiling for the camera) to barely any of Cherish. Some of the video is out of date, and Crawler in particular may have grown since then.

"The ones we have names for are Burnscar and Mannequin. Should you have the chance, neutralize them as quickly as practical." The Director slides over a piece of paper with ordinary sticky notes labeled "Burnscar" and "Mannequin." If Promise removes them, it contains the former's first name and the latter's surname.
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Promise looks: apparently it's "Mimi" and "Gramme". Click click. Nod.

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And that's two of the eight Nine, with a minimum of syllables.

"The next most urgent thing is that Shatterbird is likely to sing in the near future. Nearly all glass in the city will explode. We have people spreading warnings, but it could happen at any time." The windows are all blocked, presumably to minimize injuries.

"We have the ability to fight most of them, but no information on where they are. We do know some of their targets: Panacea and Glory Girl have informed us that they have each been nominated for a space on their team. Denying the Nine access to their victims is a priority."
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"Is there glass in my flatteners? - And I got a visit too. And I can stash a small number of people in Fairyland as long as they bring all their own food and don't leave the tree."

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Most of the people present start, but no one implies it means she's anything less than heroic. After all, Glory Girl and Panacea got the same.

"No glass. How many can you hide? There is presumably a candidate for each current member, even if we only know of three."
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"...That depends on how absolutely they can be relied on not to leave the tree. And to a lesser extent how well they get along, I suppose. I have a few trees, and some of them are in worse neighborhoods than others, and if I have to cram everybody into an especially safe one they're going to be extremely crowded even if I force-grow it for hours."

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"Without knowing who they are, I can't promise that. But some may insist on fighting no matter how much we recommend hiding, and the more villainous nominees might not even trust the offer. You probably won't be hiding all eight. Make space if you can, and the heroes will pass along the offer and conditions during the truce meeting."

Armsmaster and the woman next to him in the military-like uniform both nod.
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"Speaking of fighting versus hiding, apparently the Nine like to 'test' nominees? I don't understand how they intend to jump from there to enthusiastic participation, but I was offered a sort of 'pretest', which I delayed - to buy time to look Jack over more and to save the person he had hostage - and his offer to convince me he was operating in good faith was that he could show up to the next Endbringer fight and help to demonstrate he can follow through on agreements, after which time he will presumably find another hostage and reiterate his curiosity in the nature of my moral opinions. He agreed it doesn't count if he doesn't get there during the fight and in time to help, so I'm hoping I can just drop the blasted thing into space before he has time to tie his shoes, but this makes my reaction time more important than ever."

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"Jack Slash at the next Endbringer fight. That sounds like a nightmare. I'll notify the Chief Director." She looks around the room. "Should Jack appear, we will have to hold to the truce. Or at least not attack first, even if we can't trust him not to sabotage us. Other allies might not know we classify the Nine on the same scale as the Endbringers, or care if they did, and if he comes in the first place it means he's prepared for an attempt. Turning the battlefield into another battlefield is the worst outcome.

The tests are, essentially, them tormenting the candidates however they feel like. Some more creative than others. The Siberian's is always to directly chase them down, mutilate them the first few times she catches them, and then kill them. Nothing short of being somewhere else can stop her. It's a large part of why being in Fairyland would be safer for the nominees, even the ones other than you."
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"I didn't detect enough psychological sophistication for whimsical torment to add up to functional loyalty. How does this group even persist, let alone fill itself in when there are gaps?"

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"They survive because their core members are very hard to kill, and the group is notorious enough that potential recruits often seek them out. They are usually at fewer than their stated number. It may be that with their current eight members they consider it less urgent to find people who are likely to join."

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"Fair enough. Anyway, I can hide people in my tree if they'll stay put, but I need to be in the mortal world somewhere to be alerted and ready when the Endbringer shows up. I am willing to be in part of the mortal world on another continent if that would make everyone more comfortable, but if they show up to the Endbringer fight we'll be in the same city again anyway. That understood, I'd like another ride to the site of the Fairyland end of my gatebox to make some backup gates. If the Siberian chases me I can just fly; for that matter if she catches me all you have to do is throw the biggest chunk of me to Panacea to patch up; if she lures me down by attacking other people I want to drop her in a black hole."

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"You'll have your ride to the gate box. Elsewhere on the planet should be indistinguishable from off it as long as you don't do anything newsworthy. They've been very effective at finding people at range, but nobody can do it at that kind of range.
Some of that video is the Siberian 'testing' other nominees, don't underestimate her ability to chase fliers. If you can get her off the planet, do.

Once we find out where they are, we have two main possible strategies. One is a head-on attack, hoping to succeed where other teams have failed. We would bring in external support for this, our allies wouldn't be happy about it this close to an Endbringer attack but they'd help. The other option is to try to draw them out, put a smaller team at risk, and then hit them with all the explosives we captured from Bakuda. Judging by what she used on the city, some of them are very exotic and may be able to kill Crawler or even Siberian."
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"I would expect to be able to handle the ones whose names I have myself, but Jack was obviously acquainted with how long it takes me to learn a person well enough to cast on them; it would be strange if they accounted for that with some kind of shapeshifting preparation that extended to body language and didn't have an intervention for orders. Is there anyone who stacks with Velocity? If we accelerate me enough I can snail them all in thirty seconds - Crawler maybe excepted. All I have to be is conscious and sensate, if there are ways to do this with other drawbacks."

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"It is a bad idea to rely too much on specific combinations of powers, especially against serious threats. Things have a way of going wrong. But there probably is someone, I'll look into it while you're in Fairyland."

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"...Maybe Crawler and the Siberian excepted, I don't know how her invulnerability would interact. Black holes for them. Anyway. Do Panacea and Glory Girl want to go to one of my trees? Or I could just make a gate to Aleph or something, that might be more comfortable than being cooped up in a tree trunk for days."

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"A gate to Aleph would open a can of worms that to be honest I would rather not have to handle along with the larger priorities. If—"

She's cut short by the entrance of the Dallon sisters, escorted by uniformed PRT officers. "Panacea and Gl- her sister, ma'am."
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"Why did -" She's heard the cape name before, it's not -

Promise smacks herself in the forehead. "That didn't click until you made me think about it."
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"You've heard her cape name before and didn't know? I had the impression that if a nickname you heard was too similar to the real one it would count immediately."

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"Not if it's a word and I'm not trying and nobody draws my attention to it. I don't speak English. Everyone here could start speaking a pidgin of - of Greek and Chinese, and I'd wonder if you had colds, maybe. 'Glory' is a word. With Oni Lee I was trying."

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Another English word is "pig." Probably this just means Shadow Stalker was specific enough with her insults, but the other possibility is ugly.

"Glory Girl, you will have to use some other code name around Promise. She already has your name, or enough of it, but acting as if it no longer matters would give the false impression that that degree of overlap is safe."
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"I - yeah," frowns Glory Girl, "okay, how about, um, Aura. ...Do you still mind if I'm in the room with you?"

"No; doesn't affect me anymore. Sit wherever you want. I don't think anyone but you and your sister knew to begin with that it upset me so that shouldn't be an additional intel risk."
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"Presumably if you're upset by powers of that kind in general someone might wonder why hers is an exception, but that's not a priority problem.

Aura, Panacea. Promise can hide you in her world, or anywhere in this one if it's far enough to evade however the Nine are tracking people. I strongly suggest that you accept."
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"If you come to my world you absolutely must stay inside my tree. It's safe there. It is not safe outside it."

"...how long exactly would we be staying inside a tree, and what if the Nine kill you?" asks Aura-y Girl.

"I can leave an open gate inside the tree with the other end in Australia - they speak English there, right? - or something, if you're worried about being stranded. But that would make it a somewhat less secure hiding spot. They can't actually kill me, but if I take a year to recover from being smashed flat because Panacea's not available that wouldn't really help, I guess."
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"Australia, some place other than the cape headquarters where you already put a gate. Just in case."

Panacea asks the other question, "Are you offering this to the other targets? I don't want to share a tree with the kind of people who get picked for the Slaughterhouse Nine."
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"Well, it's my tree, and I'll probably be in and out. We don't know who else was nominated."

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"They're coming after you too?"

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"Yep."

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"I'll go. V- Aura, you better not be planning to stay and get eaten."

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"You're the squishy one, not me. Somebody's got to wipe the floor with them. I'm no good to anyone cooped up in a tree."

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"It's the Slaughterhouse Nine. We're all squishy. You can leave the floor-wiping to someone who doesn't have a team of serial killers aiming for them."

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"Promise isn't hiding in her tree."

"I have a thing to test versus the Endbringers, or I might be. And I am immortal. You want to know what Jack's idea of a test is? It's 'murder this child or I'll kill somewhat more people next time I'm killing people'. I don't imagine the others are more fun."
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"If you stay, you're looking at being specifically targeted. Other capes can fight approximately as well and will be in less danger."

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"She's targeted too!"

"I need to launch the Endbringer into space. After that, or if that doesn't work, I can go hang out in Fairyland for a while."
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"And they have demonstrated the ability to track individuals easily, which leads to our other problem. We have almost no information on where the Nine are, tying our hands even if we had an infallible plan. After the meeting with the local villains we'll at least know more nominees, which will give some additional, if general, information. Or with luck something more solid."

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"If we can broadcast me loud enough, and their order-circumventing mechanisms are not continuous or -" begins Promise.

"...into space?" asks Aura.

"Into a black hole, specifically."

"Is that safe?"

"Well, the ends that lead to the black hole from Fairyland didn't suck me and Aegis through them or anything, so if I wasn't sure before I am now. As long as nobody but Leviathan goes into the gates. Anyway. If the order circumvention isn't continuous I could have Mannequin and Burnscar fighting the others, which might be easier to find than all of them just waiting."
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"That can't be relied on, but It's better than not doing it. We'll keep using more normal methods, and hopefully can turn up their location before they try any serious attack."

Director Piggot nods. "Aegis, you'll need to accompany Promise on one of her errands to Fairyland. Miss Militia, Armsmaster, you have your assignments. I'll find a cape to pair with Velocity, and break the last-minute news about Jack Slash showing up against the Endbringer."
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Promise nods, motions to Aegis, and heads for the gate chain.

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Aegis goes with her. By the time she returns to pick up any nominees who want to disappear from the face of the Earth, the PRT people have settled back down into dealing with the emergency. Miss Militia is negotiating with potential allies, Armsmaster is tracking down the enemy, and even the Wards who wanted to volunteer are strategizing.
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Promise makes sure they all know that she is going to be opening gates to black holes and that no one should go into them. She can outline the gates in fairylights after opening them if that will help.

Glory Girl is very grumpy about the prospect of hiding in a tree for several days but her mother made her pack food and homework and books anyway and she isn't actively flying away. When Promise shows up to bring them home with her, she looks at her sister.
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Amy is mostly just relieved her sister is coming.

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"I could totally kick their asses," Glory Girl says.

"The problem is you can't simultaneously do that and look after everybody they'll put in harm's way to watch you jump," Promise says. "You can fly carrying Panacea, so we can use the gate in this building to get to my tree. This way."
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When they reach the tree, Panacea feels its bark. "This is...a lot more like you than most humans are. I still half expected we'd be at least the same kind of thing."

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"I started in a tree just like this one. Far away." Promise opens a door in the bark, lets them in, covers her bookshelf with a layer of wood to prevent unauthorized snooping, makes a spare bed and arranges some extra pillows on it. "I'm not going to lock up the food, but do at least think before dipping into it." She isn't looking right at either of them. "Vassalization by food doesn't strictly make anything worse, but it means that there's no hope that I'll ever forget your name - I mean, I might, but you'd still be my vassal. Also, some of the food - not the berries that looks like this," she reaches into her cupboard and picks up a haw, "and not the candied dewdrops," she holds up one of those, "but everything else I have, has a low but genuine risk of having a claim on it from a fairy who is not me. I could blot that out if I were hand-feeding you but I'm not going to do that when I could just bring you mortal groceries, so if you do decide to raid my kitchen, berries and dewdrops first, and probably just don't raid the kitchen. The water is safe though." She raises the ceiling to accommodate their heights more comfortably, gets rid of the fairylights overhead and replaces them with lights in more easily covered places so they'll be able to sleep in the dark. "And don't go outside. I freely admit that nine times of ten you'd be fine, but the tenth time one of my neighbors will be flying by and will have some unknown kind magic and some unknown skill at sorcery and will probably think you look like very shiny toys. They can't get in my tree. Do not go outside. I'm going upstairs to put in a gate to ground level three miles outside of a small town in Australia which I can't name for you because apparently it has a person's name in it. It'll settle within a few days, just walk straight towards the footboard of the bed if you want to go there and don't otherwise. Questions?"

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Panacea shakes her head.
"We'll stay away from the food. Um, good luck with everything?"
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"Thanks."

Promise goes up and makes a gate to just outside of the unnamed town of Alice Springs, and then goes down again, remembers to put in a ladder set into the wall so that Panacea can go up and down, and departs, leaving seamless wood behind her.

Back to Brockton Bay she goes.
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Shortly after, Miss Militia returns, presumably from meeting the local villains. They've agreed to a truce, of sorts, minimal crime until the Nine are gone in exchange for the heroes not moving against the gangs, but they will not be directly reinforcing each other. No one has accepted the offer of Promise hiding them. Two villain groups were ejected early on for refusing to suspend their own plans. It's presumed that some of the unaccounted-for nominees are from the Travelers and Undersiders.
The only other confirmed nominee is Hookwolf, a leader of what's left of the Empire Eighty-Eight. Miss Militia and the Director offer Promise Hookwolf's name, since he was on the same list as Krieg and Kaiser.
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"In case he joins the Nine, or for some other reason?"

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"In case he joins the Nine, partly because of his...current employment, and also because nominees for the Nine often end up fighting one another. It would be a truce violation to arrest him now, but you and the other targets would be safer if you read it."

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"Okay, let's have it."

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Hookwolf's name, is apparently, Brad.

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Good for Hookwolf. "Thank you."

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"Armsmaster has narrowed down the location to a general area. It's—" The ground shakes.

There is very little exposed glass in the building, There's a lot in the city. All of it snaps and bursts, sequentially, south to north. This is one of the safest buildings to be in, but in the places the warnings haven't reached yet shards of glass fly in essentially random directions. The sound hits immediately after, sounding more like a solid impact than a crash. Then it's followed by a city's worth of glass falling.
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Crap.

Any immediately visible injured if Promise sticks her head out the gap where a window used to be?
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Lots. Anyone in a car when it happened, anyone who happened to be wearing glasses, anyone standing too close to an underprepared building. Some are dead, many are injured.

While Promise's head is out the window, another sound spreads across the city. A high-pitched whining noise, stretched out, painful to listen to. A siren.

"Endbringer."
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"...What, now? Here? Which one? Where's Velocity, is the big flattener set up yet -"

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"No, but it will be by the time he arrives. It'll be Leviathan.
Meet the other defenders at the rendezvous point—north and east, follow the capes—I need to direct the evacuation."
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It's loud. The air raid siren is still going, and of course people are shouting and honking at one another as they crowd their way toward shelters that can hopefully protect them. A few costumed people are pressing against the tide, and more start exiting the PRT building. The rendezvous point is a fairly ordinary-looking building at the top of a hill. Six stories, dark brick, and broken windows. Looking out into the bay, there's a thick curtain of rain, impossible to see through. It gradually gets closer.

Once Promise lands, a cape in a red striped costume appears next to her. "I'm Velocity. The machine you need is set up, it's in one of the shelters out of the line of fire."
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"Okay. I need to be somewhere I'll be able to see him as soon as he's seeable. High up, probably. And as fast as you can get me. I don't have to be able to do anything but see and think but I need to be fast."

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"Won't be able to see him until he wants to be seen. Top of this building is as good a guess as we're going to get." He zips off and reappears with some random Ward. "This is Allegro. Should speed us up more."

She zaps a lightning bolt at them, and everyone else slows down. "It's temporary, so I'll be on the roof with you two. At least until you get a shot; if it doesn't work I'm helping with search and rescue."
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"Thank you."

Up to the roof.
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From here, they can see more capes arriving. Some are coming from the portal in the PRT building, others get teleported in. It's going to be uncomfortable when the rain arrives; it's coming in completely unnatural (for Earth) quantities.

Velocity hands each of them an armband, frowns, and switches who has which. He presses a button on his own, and a voice presumably belonging to an important cape comes through.
"...that this could be one of the good days. But you should know your chances going in. Given the statistics from our previous encounters with this beast, a ‘good day’ still means that one in four of the people in this room will probably be dead before this day is done.”
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Promise slides her armband on. She is a determined and bedraggled fairy, squinting very very fast into the rainy distance.

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No thirty-foot tall monster is in evidence. It's not the sort of thing she'd miss.

The cape giving the exposition continues. Smarter than he looks, don't underestimate him, dangers of macro-scale hydrokinesis plus water creation, et cetera and so forth, and also "far faster than any speedster we have on record."

He goes into strategy: the goal is to hurt him enough that he leaves. Capes are to hit him hard and hit him fast; time is on Leviathan's side before the tidal waves destroy the city or worse.
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Promise, presumably, is to drop him into a black hole. Was the exposition cape not briefed of this? "...Everyone knows not to go into the gates, when there are gates, right?"

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The voice on the other end continues not mentioning that. He's giving this speech under the assumption that the non-Promise capes will have to fight.

"We'll warn everyone when there are some. Dangerous powers fired off near an Endbringer aren't unusual enough for special mention from Legend."
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"Fair." Gates have potential to be unusually effective but they are not actually unusually fatal.

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While armbands like theirs get distributed to the capes downstairs, someone wearing mouse ears and a sword comes up to the roof. "I was told you had a way to slay the monster?" She reaches out and taps Promise's shoulder. "You are now under the protection of Mouse Protector, Hero of Justice!" And she disappears.

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"It would have been nice if she told me what her protection was particularly good for. It doesn't seem to serve as an umbrella."
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"More rescue than protection. It means she can teleport to you. In case you need to be pointed to Leviathan later, probably," Velocity cuts himself off. He slams the button on the left of his armband, and shouts "Hard override! Wave incoming!"

He grabs Promise and speeds her up, and Allegro renews her effect on both of them. The wave comes toward them in slow motion. Differently colored force fields appear around the building, shielding them.
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Why can't this water be transparent like any self-respecting water ought to be, where is the fucker -

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The wave crashes against the force fields, breaking through one after the other while some are formed again. While there are only a few between them and the wall of water, there is a loud crash. Everyone, including the three on the roof, appears on a street elsewhere in the city. They're knee-deep in water, and capes scatter around them in the groups called for by the parts of the plan that don't involve black holes.

As they move and shout, Promise can catch a glimpse of the monster's silhouette. A tall figure, with disproportionately long limbs making it appear longer, surrounded by water pouring from nowhere. And, of course, the water pouring from the clouds. He wades closer, his merely human speed appearing all but stopped to Promise.
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Excellent. Then she can probably catch him.

Gategategategate.

She outlines the gates in fairy lights, then adds grids across them; there are edges past the cage for the monster, a safety hazard necessitated to get the speed up.
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The moment the first gate goes up between him and the defenders, the Endbringer moves. Looking fast even to the speedsters, he starts dodging around the edge, only to stop when the next goes up. He gets trapped in Promise's tetrahedron, Earth's gravity pulling him in apparent slow motion downward toward one of the gates.

Velocity, another of the few to be able to see what's happening at this speed, uses the armband to shout that Leviathan is surrounded by gates to nowhere and about to go through one.
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Come on come on somebody hit him hard enough to get just the tip of his tail pointed down at the hole -

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People who aren't doubly accelerated haven't had much chance to do anything at all yet.

The water pouring off Leviathan increases. Instead of filling whatever space he vacates, it fountains off him in all directions, up, out, and down, before being splashing into the water everyone is already wading in. Leviathan maintains that output and keeps his prison full. Having created his own waterfall, he swims up it and stays in the center of the tetrahedron.

The defenders with ranged attacks start launching everything they have, to force Leviathan into one of the back walls. Even some of the front-line combatants join in, the ones with weapons long enough that they can stay safely on this side of the gates. Promise can see the lasers strike instantly, followed by energy beams and physical attacks and whatever else this world has to offer.
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Promise is at the ready keeping track of as much as she can, ready to shut gates as soon as more than half of him is through any one. Somebody hit him harder -

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The water they're standing in turns against them. Knee-high at first, most of the water Leviathan creates has been shifted their direction. Not in a wave that would attract defensive measures, but a fast-moving current raising the water level behind their front lines. Now the accumulated water moves, starting right next to the nearest group of ranged attackers and moving fast enough that some capes who get struck directly are killed by the impact and some that get struck indirectly are ripped in two. Promise herself is halfway between the wave and a more literal wall.

Armbands start listing off casualties.

Impel down, CD-5. Pelter deceased, CD-5. Herald down, CD-5. Miss Militia deceased, CD-5. Allegro deceased, CD-5. Velocity deceased, CD-5.
Promise deceased, CD-5.
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It's mistaken, but no one could reasonably hold that against it.

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Promise's death does not remove the gates. The waves continue: currents flowing in toward a point and none leaving, then the newly formed hemisphere of water smashing into groups of capes. Some even fly upward, forcing fliers to keep their distance. Meanwhile, the trapped Leviathan is taking almost every hit the defenders throw at him and swimming the opposite direction exactly enough to compensate. Nothing forces him into the gates, not though Tinker or Shaker should forge the weapon or the hand of Lung or of Alexandria wield it. And the battlefield is only getting more watery.

His decreased ability to dodge means the outer layers of his hide are being hurt faster than he regenerates, but the same could be said of his opponents. Sometimes it seems like there are injured and dead capes being listed more often than not.
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The defending capes keep firing on Leviathan. He usually doesn't sit still for this, and the survivors take advantage of it to cut deeper than before. In the barrage of powers and weapons—one of Myrddin's multidimensional attacks, maybe it was Flechette's darts or a line Clockblocker froze, or maybe one of Bakuda's captured bombs, no one can tell—one of the gates fails. Leviathan is out of the trap.

He tears through toward the nearest defenders, only to stop after ten feet of his tail are severed by a stroke from a black and white striped woman.
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The Siberian does more to hurt Leviathan than anyone ever has. She scythes into the monster, leaving trails of ichor instead of blood. But all the damage she deals is superficial, any attacks toward his center of mass miss. While heroes and villains back off, Jack signals and more members of his team join alongside Siberian. Most visibly, Crawler leaps toward Leviathan. Before he can reach the rare opponent he not only hopes but expects to be able to hurt him, another wave swats him into one of the three remaining gates.

Siberian excepted, none of the Nine can deal any serious direct damage. But some of them are very well suited for being obviously present and helping against Leviathan. Jack waves his knife like a conductor's baton, watching the battle and occasionally slashing uselessly but emphatically at the Endbringer.
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The only defending capes remaining are the ones willing to fight next to the Slaughterhouse Nine. This includes the Triumvirate, apparently.

The defending side, in numbers at least, is getting more and more dominated by Nilbog's creations. One of the local villains has the completely convenient power to conjure flesh out of thin air. This is quickly repurposed into monsters more expendable than capes.

Leviathan has already sustained more injuries than it normally takes to drive him off, but he's still fighting. Alexandria flies up to where Eidolon is freezing the incoming tidal waves into glaciers. They exchange words. Both fly down. Alexandria resumes close combat, while Eidolon rushes to find one of the capes who isn't directly fighting.
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During his flight, Eidolon replaces one of his abilities and starts charging a shrinking power. Not usually his first choice on an Endbringer battlefield. He finds the hero, flies her to where Promise was killed, and finds her hand-sized gate to Fairyland. According to Alexandria Promise intended to use this to close some gates that couldn't otherwise be reached from Earth Bet. Instead, Eidolon shrinks his passenger and her equipment, passes her through the mouse hole, and returns to freezing Leviathan's tidal waves.

In his absence, more water has gathered than he can freeze. At least they had warning there was going to be a wave he couldn't stop. Hopefully that would be enough.
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This gate is above a sea of liquid salt, high enough to be low on air. And once she's through, most of her markers are invisible.

But another one has reappeared.
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Mouse Protector realizes three fundamental truths at the exact same time. First, she's alive. Good. Always nice not to find oneself in the immediate vicinity of a black hole. Second, she's falling. Supposedly the only thing people love more than a hero is to see a hero fall, luckily she's alone. Third, ow. She teleports to somewhere with air pressure.

"PROMISE! COME QUICKLY, HERO, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!"
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This appears to be a tree. Moreover, it's the outside of a tree.

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This might be a job for more yelling (easier now that Eidolon's shrinking effect has worn off), or she might be better off looking for an entrance to the inside of the tree where the tag is. Better try both. She does.

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There are no entrances. But enough yelling will eventually get a small window to open at Promise's eye level in the wood.

"Mmmrrrrgh?"
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"PROMISE! The city is in peril! You must—
This is no time for that. You've got to get back to the Leviathan fight."
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"I, uh, oh. What - what happened?" She rubs her eyes, looks around. Grabs something, puts on one of her trademark dresses made of leaves. "Do you have a, um, I can't instant settle a gate if it's not flat..."

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"One of these?" She holds up a device. Could be anything, but Eidolon said it was important.

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"Yeah. Where should I land, where's safe...?"

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"Nowhere, but where you were last time will probably have line of sight to trap him again. Hopefully."

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"Again?"

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"Again. Some attack or other broke a gate. What matters is we need to get you back there now."

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"Okay, okay." Promise steps out of the tree and it closes behind her. "If I gate high can you teleport down okay?"

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"Yes." Unless Leviathan has killed everyone she has tagged at the moment, but how likely can that be.

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"Okay. Follow me."

Gate. Step. Wait for Mouse Protector. Close.

Scope out the battlefield.
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It's a mess. There's a trail of destruction leading south and west, toward...most of the city. Could be anything, or nothing. A majority of the capes are working to rescue other capes, the only ones fighting Leviathan right this moment are the ones who could find him and also hit hard enough to matter. Alexandria is trading blows while the Siberian gouges out pieces of the other monster. The flying artillery capes blast down on the target while the grounded fighters converge. He moves fast enough that few can keep up, leaving a wake that is then itself used as a weapon in his wake.

Capes nowhere near the monster are also being targeted. There's enough water everywhere that nowhere is safe, now that his hydrokinesis is being used as a direct weapon.
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Well, shit.

Promise drops. Without Velocity and Allegro - and while Leviathan's moving that fast - there's no way she can catch him again; if someone could throw him through the already-open gates they would presumably have done it already, but she leaves them open just in case. Closes her little hand-sized one. Is there anybody alive to whom she can report on the situation who isn't currently harrying the monster?
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The field commanders do also tend to be among the most powerful individuals. This is probably what the armbands were for, but hers got pulverized along with her last body.

There aren't many easily visible capes that she recognizes as authorities from any team, unless of course she wants to talk to Jack.
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Damn it. At this point her most useful idea might be "see if Leviathan can be convinced to eat her". And she's pretty sure he doesn't have a mouth.

...He does have open wounds. Where's Nilbog?
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Nilbog is closer to where Leviathan first made landfall. He's teamed up with someone with a complementary power, who is doing her best to ignore him. Some of his creations are given ice powers and sent to help the cape in a green cloak to freeze the incoming waves, while most head off to fight Leviathan directly.

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Promise lands nearby. "Your majesty. I've been to Fairyland and fetched magic leaves. Can your subjects deliver them into the beast's wounds?"

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"They can if I so order them."

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"It may help. If you please." She plucks some "magic leaves" off the hem of her dress and offers them to Nilbog. Should have grabbed berries. If the delivery succeeds and the vassalization doesn't she can grab some berries.

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Nilbog creates more beasts. They take the leaves in their jaws or talons and rush off to join the fight.

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Promise gets airborne. If they succeed she needs to shout over the rain.

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Most of the beasts get swatted. Many get up again. Of course, Leviathan is being swarmed by other creatures, as well as capes. He continues fighting his way downtown, getting hit occasionally, and eventually one of the leaves gets deposited in a wound just as it closes.

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Does he even have ears? He must have some senses to have noticed the gates when water ignores them - "STOP," she yells regardless.

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Leviathan turns to look at her. The nearest flying cape to her left explodes in a shower of gore. And the one in front of her. Then the Endbringer submerges, slithers out of view, and resumes fighting whoever is closest.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck -

The water's dark and filthy but the harmonics are flat. She could write in fairy lights. But to make it sufficiently clear that it was her that she would need to at least partly trace the words as they appeared and she can't get ahead of him anyway - has he built up enough momentum that she can hope to catch him with a gate -?
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She could hope.

A golden man drops from the sky. Golden skin, hair a differently colored gold, dressed in a white suit that makes his color scheme oddly indistinguishable from blue and black.

He raises a hand, and a flash of golden light briefly blinds everyone watching. When it fades, Leviathan is attacking him. Ineffectually.
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Oh, it's 099128. Good. Why he doesn't just finish the Endbringers off, Promise doesn't know.

...Maybe she can just ask.
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099128 blasts the Endbringer again, and after subsequent hits Leviathan turns to flee. The golden man strikes him down, and hits him with another ball of light. When Leviathan calls in waves, his opponent sends out ripples that make everything fall still. The monster is entirely outclassed, and gets gradually driven off.

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Promise approaches 099128.

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His expression is hard to read. Blank, mostly. He doesn't react to Promise's approach, just keeps pummeling Leviathan.

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Noble work. Not quite up to scratch.

"Can't you finish him off?" she murmurs.
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The golden man hears this. He hears it in his native language. Normally, anything said like that would come with infinitesimal shades of implication. Each statement would contain more information than a world-spanning civilization might produce in years. In comparison, this sentence is flat and boring.
But he answers, in the same language. The creature speaking to him is not from this world's species, but has a mind on an approximately similar scale. She will not be able to fit his reply in her brain, even though her ability to make herself understood goes in both directions.

But she can hear some of it. Some general impressions made mostly of abstract nouns.
Capable.
Task.
Purposelessness.
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Okay, that's really interesting.

Perplexing, but - if he can -

"Well - if you can kill the Endbringers, at least without doing more damage than they do themselves, do it."
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He considers this.
A human had said once that doing good might make him less miserable. It didn't work. Would this? Maybe not. But it's a role to play, if more short-lived than his current one.

He raises his hand and a continuous beam tracks Leviathan, holding it in place and burning it away. The monster struggles, tries to run, turns its water echo into a flood, and even tries to burrow down. Everything it does is immediately counteracted, and whatever it tries with the existing flood gets stilled.

Scion strips off Leviathan's outer garment, then the inner layers of its flesh, and starts burning away at its core. Very soon after, there is no Leviathan.

With that done, he flies away.
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He's faster than her. She calls "Thank you!", but she isn't sure if he's listening.

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If he hears her, he doesn't respond.

Everyone else, though, very much does respond. Most are cheering the death of their enemy. Others are looking at the wreck of the city or trying to help the injured and drowning. Alexandria flies up to Promise and asks, "Explain."
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"...Right now? I think probably what is supposed to happen after I'm sufficiently obliterated that I have to respawn in my tree is that I am supposed to sleep for days. I'm glad Mouse Protector woke me, considering, but I'm so tired."

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"Understandable. How did you convince Scion to kill Leviathan?"

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"I told him that he ought to." Promise starts flying towards the PRT building. Even if it has, say, totally collapsed in the destruction, the gate is probably still intact. Unless Vista's warping is also a casualty in which case maybe not but it's closer than the likely wreckage of her address, anyway. "It might have helped that I'm doing plain speaking? I don't speak his language any more than I speak yours but he's certainly - talking differently. I would notice if he started speaking Greek."

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"He has responded to speech all of once before, that we know of, and that was just to say what to call him. We'll have to assume it was your plain speaking that made the difference."

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"He's depressed about something but he didn't stay for me to ask what it was." They fly over the gates to the black hole. Promise closes them.

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"He does fly around the world to the sites of disasters twenty-four hours a day. With what he sees, it's not as if he doesn't have reason to be."

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"...That could be all, but he also clearly hasn't been doing everything in his power to halt the disasters..." Yawn. She falters for a moment in flight, then catches herself.

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"Do you know how many days you'll need to sleep for? You are involved in an ongoing situation, and your absence could have an unpredictable effect on the Slaughterhouse Nine."

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"I have no idea. I have been very badly injured but never so much that I didn't recover in the same location where I was before. Haven't read," she rubs her eyes, "accounts from other leaflets either. I feel like I could sleep for days. Maybe it'll only," yawn, "be eight hours. Should I," yaaaaaawn, "oh you know what there's an open gate in my tree anyway to near that town in Australia, if you really need me you can throw, um, rocks or something until one clonks me?"

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"We'll try to avoid that. With any luck the situation will be resolved by the time you return."

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"Mmhm. Was planning to maybe do some... something with the names but ugh I need sleep -"

How is the building with her original gate?
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That one is mostly in one piece. Promise's gate is in one of the areas less open to the public, but the doors open for Alexandria.

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That's convenient.

Through to Fairyland, close gate, half-fall to tree level, let self in, make sure mortal houseguests have found the number of airholes she left sufficient and aren't parked by the Australia gate sticking their heads through for fresh air -
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They have and aren't. Between the erratic flying and Promise looking like she's about to fall over, they're more concerned about whether there was a conflict they missed with the Nine.

"Promise? What happened?"
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"Found out what happens when there's not enough left of me to grow back. Oh, and Leviathan's dead. I'm very very tired, may sleep for days, please try to keep it down."

And then she faceplants onto her bed and her wings roll up against her back and she snores.
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"What the fuck," says Victoria in a loud whisper.
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"Should we go to Australia and ask someone?"

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"...No, but. What the fuck. She's... probably just confused about what 'dead' means? Because... immortal?"

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"She did say she had a plan. If she managed to send Leviathan into a black hole, maybe that counts as as good as dead?"

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"I guess. ...Wow." Glory Girl looks dubiously at the sleeping fairy.

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"Maybe wait a bit for word to get around and then go. If she just got back from the fight no one in Australia will be able to tell us anything yet."

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"I think they'd tell Australia pretty fast if Leviathan was gone. ...But maybe nobody in the town that shall not be named is awake? I've kinda lost track of time."

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There is a remarkable absence of clocks. And telling time by the sun isn't very reliable in a place where it's usually morning.

"I don't know. We can wait for it, Leviathan won't get more dead while we're gone. Or less. Probably."
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"Probably. Who knows." Pause. "We're going to have to sleep in shifts if she's in that bed for days, she didn't make a third one before she collapsed."

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"Or- Yes. Let's do that."

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"Yeah. I'll crash first, I'm sick of reading."

Flop.
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And the Dallon sisters temporarily stew in their lack of information.

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Promise, meanwhile: sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

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Promise sleeps longer than they're willing to wait. They try Australia, and learn that Leviathan is in fact dead, Scion killed him (unless the cape world is using him as an excuse not to reveal the existence of a weapon that can kill Endbringers, of course), and the attack took place in Brockton Bay.

"We've got to get back. Now. Should have gone right away, anyone we know could be— hurt."
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"Yeah. I guess we... fly into town borrow a phone call Mom get plane tickets? Sorry if you were hoping to fly over the Pacific Ocean."

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The call fails. Given that there was just an Endbringer attack, unreliable phone service isn't completely surprising. They try the PRT headquarters, where people were more likely to be prepared and can put them in touch with New Wave.

The good news is, they could get plane tickets to the nearest gate and be back in Brockton Bay within the day. But Carol insists that they shouldn't: the Slaughterhouse Nine are still after them, and an additional disaster didn't change that. The bad news is worse. They've lost a cousin and a father. Leviathan killed Mark and Crystal. Other teams had it even worse. It's a victory, but not the victory everyone was hoping for.
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"Shit, Dad..."
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And the phone gets forgotten about while Amy hugs her sister.

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Hug. Sniffle.

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Amy is much less broken up about losing the closest thing she's had to a dad than Victoria is about losing her actual dad. Even so, it's a blow.

Hug.
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Eventually Victoria stops weeping over her dad, weeps slightly less than that over her cousin, and then she's done.

"And we're not even supposed to go home? What are they gonna - gonna do, hold the funerals indefinitely until the Slaughterhouse Nine get bored and leave...?"
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"Or get driven off, I guess.
But we're going back, right? We have to."
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"Yeah. We can always go back in the tree after - after."

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"Yeah. After."

Glory Girl doesn't have the speed to fly across Australia. (Laserdream - Crystal - might. Crystal isn't here.) The Dallons get to the city with the gate by using their other superpower, money.
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Back in Brockton Bay, their presence takes some explaining. But even if it was reckless, their family members are generally glad they're back.

Amy does, eventually, return to healing. Between Shatterbird and Leviathan, a lot of people need it. The team does insist that she not be unaccompanied, she is by far the squishiest known target of the Nine. As soon as she and Victoria walk into the place where the injured are, they're accosted by hospital staff. There's a particular patient, or at least someone who hopes to be, who no one else can help. A cape problem, not a medical one, but she seems to think Panacea can cure her.

The patient is alone in one of the less noisy rooms. She's alone because she's filling it. From the waist down she is a mass of flesh, all legs and heads and coiling tentacles. Her human body is perched on top, head slightly bowed to fit beneath the ceiling.

Any recoils in horror.
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"Oh my God aren't Case 53s usually smaller," breathes Victoria.

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"Stay away - don't touch me. It's dangerous. Is one of you Panacea?" Her voice sounds tense, as if she's forcing herself to speak.

"Yes, but I don't know if I can do anything. Definitely not without touching you."

"It might be safe for you. Or there's something you can do to stop my power. I was, um, told you could help me."
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"She didn't take out an ad, where'd you get that idea?"

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"I heard it from, um, Bonesaw. Before I escaped."

Amy is looking even more apprehensive than before, if that's possible.
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"Christ," murmurs Victoria. "How'd you escape?"

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"One of them touched me. Shatterbird. It...meant I had a distraction."

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"What happens if somebody touches you? Are you contagious or something?"

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"Clones. Evil clones. And it gets harder for me to stay in control." Her voice is still strained, and some of the limbs and tentacles are lashing back and forth.

"And you want me to touch you."

"Bonesaw said you could! She said she was the only person who could do anything except you, and she wanted to make me worse."
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"Evil Amy clones sounds like such a bad idea," Victoria says. "...Promise can heal? I don't know if she can fix this but she wouldn't have to touch you to try? Evil Promise clones are also a really bad idea but there wouldn't have to be any."

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"Evil clones of me are a very bad idea. I could - no. Not even going there."

"Who's Promise?"
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"You haven't heard of Promise? Do you live under a rock?"

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"I was in a vault for everyone's safety, until the Slaughterhouse Nine killed everyone who was trying to help me.

If Promise heals me, how soon can she get here and how long would it take her? I'm...not sure how long I can stay in control. Especially around people."

The pile of flesh fills the room more and more conspicuously.
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Victoria takes a step back. "Um, maybe - not that fast? I guess we could... call that guy in Australia whose phone we borrowed? Otherwise we have to wait for her to wake up and it could take days..."

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"I...don't think I can wait days. There are so many people, and my power, it wants me to - I don't think I can wait days."

Amy tells her sister, "I think I have to. You're ready to help me out if it goes wrong, right?"
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"What, punch evil clones of you? That's gonna... be weird... but yeah I got it."

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"Not just punch. If there are clones they have to die, or they'll try to destroy you and everything else in every way they can."

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"Oh." Victoria swallows. "Um, I think I can punch faster than Amy can - do things? Probably. And I can definitely do it hard enough to kill somebody squishy."
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"We know how dangerous an evil me could be. And I'll- I'll be stopping whatever it is that makes the clones happen in the first place."

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"Yeah. Do that fast. I don't want to punch people who look like you to death."

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Amy reaches out a hand and touches one of the less repulsive coils of flesh.

"What is..." Then a tentacle grabs her wrist. "Vicky!"

Noelle cries out, "Sorry! Oh god, I had it under control–" But the tentacle stays.
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"Geez, Amy, I was going to fly you up to shake her hand -" Victoria grabs Amy's arm close to the offending tentacle and tugs.

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Glory Girl is stronger than the grip the offending tentacle has on Panacea, and she does break her free. But it becomes more offensive as it flops upward and snares both of them.

And then one of the most unwelcome people in the city appears out of seemingly nowhere. "She got both of you! This is even better than I hoped!"

The monster-girl snarls "You!" and several appendages slide harmlessly off Bonesaw.
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Victoria snarls and tries to wrestle her way out of the tentacle's hold.

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"It's too late! You can escape, but there's another of you in the works already. Amy! We both know you're not just a healer, and your clone is going to know it too. She'll have powers something close to yours, and you'll have to counter whatever she does. It'll be more than you've used your power in ages. Won't that be fun?"

Amy just stares in horror, while their captor makes a herculean effort and manages to get the tentacle to loosen around them.
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Glory Girl all but tackles her sister in getting her away from Noelle. There is not an evil Amy to punch yet, so she goes for Bonesaw instead, incandescent with rage.

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Bonesaw is unconcerned. But before her countermeasures become obvious, one of the monstrous mouths heaves and vomits and throws off Glory Girl's flight pattern in an unsavory kind of way. Out of the pool of vomit, two figures stand up. They look like the Dallon sisters, in a way the phrase "hideous mockery" was invented to describe. Both are misshapen, with the Amy having every single bone more curved than it ought to be and the Victoria proportioned like Leviathan. Both of their faces are wrong in a way that can't even be described. They also aren't wearing clothes, which is nowhere near the most important feature of this situation.

The Amy grins and says, "Hello sisters."
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Victoria tries to spend a minimum amount of time being concerned about the vomit before going to sock the Amy really hard in the face. At least there will be no concern about mixing them up and having to feel in her heart which is the real sister.

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The Amy tries to dodge and ends up taking the hit. But she's not hit so hard she can't sit up again. "Don't you want to hear what we have to say?"

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"Not really," says Victoria, and she draws her fist back again only to be interrupted by her own clone. Presently the two are brawling. The linoleum takes some damage.

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"I know you want her to hear everything, don't you, Amy? Before I bring down a pandemic on this city and kill you myself, that is."

Bonesaw, meanwhile, addresses the real Amy. "Or she might already have started! I hope you're checking every single microorganism so you can stop her, because no one else can!"
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"IF ANYBODY," yells Victoria, and her next word is interrupted by an uppercut. She continues, "CALLED THE PRT," she clotheslines her opponent out of the air only to be the victim of a sacrifice throw, "TELL THEM TO SEND PROMISE -" Ow, that looks painful.

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Someone has probably called the PRT, but no one has arrived yet. Amy makes her way over to the brawling Victorias and taps the cloned one when she sees an opening. The Victoria collapses, asleep.

Bonesaw cheers from the stands. "See? Your power as a weapon! I believed in you!"
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With that out of the way, Victoria can go put her fist through Clone Amy's head.

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And Clone Amy isn't in a position to stop it.

Someone did apparently call the Protectorate. A hero runs in, rebounding off the walls on his way.

"What's the emergen– what is that thi– Bonesaw!" Assault is not having a good day.
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"Bonesaw and evil clone spawning thing!" Glory Girl reports helpfully, making another fly in Bonesaw's direction.

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Her target ducks behind some of the limbs, pulling them around her so Glory Girl can't safely reach her. "It's the clones that are evil. The clone spawning thing is not at fault here." Bonesaw might not share other people's opinions on morality, but grammatical ambiguity is serious.

Amy agrees with Victoria's yell, "we're going to need Promise, if there are any more clones." Assault taps a device on his ear and relays that.
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"You don't think you could fix her?" asks Victoria anxiously, reduced to hovering ominously over Bonesaw's tentacle shield. "If you only touched her ha- uh, would shaking your hand instead even help?"

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"It shouldn't be any different. All this is me now."

Bonesaw speaks up from behind a wall of legs imitating enough species that they shouldn't be on the same creature.
"You've done so well so far! How about this. That guy there," she points at Assault, "just made the mistake of breathing in. His powers should be gone...now, and now the brain damage starts. Do you want to fix him? You've got about five minutes."

Amy is shaking, but otherwise doesn't move. "I– I can't. I don't do brains."
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"Wait, what? Breathing what?" asks Victoria, on slightly less air than she might normally use to speak those sentences.

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"Not you, silly. That wouldn't be fair. Maybe if she doesn't fix him you can go next, she'd have to save you.

Are you going to fix him? I'm doing you a favor, really. You'll thank me."

Amy takes less convincing than she might have earlier. She can leave, quit New Wave, get orders to make sure she can actually stick to breaking her rules just once. As she makes her way to where Assault is lying, Noelle's form shifts and both sisters are half trapped under the palm of a gigantic six-fingered hand.
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"FUCKING CONTROL YOURSELF," says Victoria, muffled and struggling energetically. "WEAR A GIANT SHOE."

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"If I could control myself I wouldn't need to be HERE!"

On the bright side, Bonesaw is equally squished. The bad news is: more clones. Two of each Dallon, this time.
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"AT LEAST SQUASH BONESAW HARDER." Thrash flail snarl.

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"BELIEVE ME, I WANT HER DEADER THAN YOU DO."

Whatever Bonesaw did to make the normally sticky flesh slide off her apparently makes it easier to slither out. "Now. Your sister can't fight these ones for you, and you can't touch them. All you can do is change the microbes on your skin to spread a cure for whatever they do, so I hope you're watching carefully!"

One of the Amies agrees. "I hope you're watching carefully. You too, Glory Girl." Then she embraces a Victoria and kisses her.

She ignores Bonesaw's shout of "What? No! You're supposed to start a plague!"
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The evil Victoria is surprised, but goes along with it, for values of "goes along with" that involve ass-grabbing. As long as she's making out with an evil Amy anyway.




"...The hell?" says non-evil Victoria. "That's, um, that's really weird but it's 2011, I'm not really getting 'evil', just weird?"
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"She's right," agrees one of the continent's most feared serial killers.

The other Amy explains, "Don't you get it? Ask your sister."

(The real Amy, meanwhile, is wishing the ground would swallow her up. Being swallowed up by this giant hand is a close second.)
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"Real Amy does this seem evil to you I don't get it."

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Real Amy really doesn't want to talk about it, to the point where she'd rather let Fake Amy take this one.

"She's hopelessly in love with you. Has been for a long time. 'Lock yourself in the vault or I'll tell you her secret,' remember that? What did you think Tattletale was talking about?
Or maybe it wasn't that one. I've got more."
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Victoria decides that if she complains about how this is still, in fact, drama, not evil, one of the necking clones will do something actually evil, so she falls silent.
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"Well, that and she's a murderer at heart. Knows it, too. Ask Promise.
I hope your family never recovers from all this. Your family, not hers. She never considered it family."
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It's drama, not a plague over the land - her dad's already dead and Crystal too -

- still hurts though.
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"Now I've got some other business to get to, but if you want to hear yourself explain the whole thing..." she looks at the Victoria next to her.

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"You know, now that I think about it, it can't all be blamed on sweet Amy," says Evil Victoria Not Currently Liplocked. "We're just not that hot. Or at least you aren't. It's the aura. I don't think she's immune at all."

And then EVNCL flares up her own aura, and it's a bonfire of creeping sinister horror, a flavor the original does not have. Accompanied by a mean little smile with pointy teeth.

Not Evil Victoria shudders under the pinning hand.
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The real Amy could kill all four of them from here. Modify some harmless microorganism to be instantly deadly specifically to her and Victoria, kill any that get to her, cure the real Vicky as needed, and watch the copies die. It'd be easy. They're clones, even the person making them said they need to be killed, it'd even be self-defense.
She doesn't do it.
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Somewhere else entirely, a uniformed agent of the Australian equivalent to the Parahuman Response Team is throwing rocks and watching them disappear.

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Eventually an annoyed fairy steps through the disappearing place.

"What is it now?"
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"Brockton Bay General Hospital. Bonesaw's there, evil clones of Panacea and– her sister, and some cape that makes evil clones."

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"Evil clones. Yikes. Thank you for letting me know."

Promise disappears from Australia and presently reappears in Brockton Bay and makes a beeline for the hospital.
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She'll find Panacea curing a Protectorate hero while crying. Two Victorias are facing off, a Victoria and an Amy are facing each other, and Bonesaw is watching the real Panacea while smiling and shouting encouragement. The cape that creates the clones is...normal from the waist up.

Some heroes Promise doesn't recognize have arrived, but aren't attacking. "That clone says a plague comes down if we attack, Panacea confirmed it's possible."
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The Victoria clones are named Victoria. The Amy clones are named Amy, which is interesting. "Clone creator's name?"

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"She's been trying to avoid this and isn't in full control, do you still want it?"

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"If she's in partial control and I can make her use it, I need it. Just a syllable will do, if you know any of the names I already have and there's something that overlaps use that."

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"No."

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Thanks to plain speaking, Promise is not even momentarily inconvenienced by that pun!

At the same time, she raises her voice and says, "Stop," to Miss No and the evil clones, and makes a black hole gate under Bonesaw, which she follows up with the rest of a box.
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The clones stop. Noelle mostly does, and entirely does from the top of the unearthly slab of meat on up.

Bonesaw's legs are torn off at the hip as soon as they extend partly through the gate. There is no visible injury left behind. Then the Siberian appears out of thin air and catches her. Both villains hover in the middle of the box.

"Aw. And Panacea was doing so well, too."
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"You may breathe," Promise says to Noelle and clones. To Evil Amies: "Without collateral damage, side effects, or allowing the possibility of inconvenient-to-me collision between your attempts, thoroughly counteract harmful power use by yourselves and any other clones of your variety, now."

Lights on the gatebox, which capes should recognize from the Leviathan fight.

To Noelle: "You may speak."
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"Stay away! Don't get close, I might touch you."

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"I won't. Is this far enough?"

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"Yes. Probably. You're safe as long as I don't go berserk again."

The braver of the recently arrived heroes tries pushing Bonesaw into one of the gates. Nothing happens, she's as immovable as the Siberian. She smiles and waves.
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Promise backs up a bit. "I can try a healing spell but I don't know if it will work. If it doesn't, I can try turning you into a sparrow, then back unless it so happens you've always wanted to be a sparrow; is that okay?"

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"Would that help? You can try anything that might work, I don't want to be like...like this."

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"I don't know. It can work for healing and it does it really differently."

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"How long does it take? It's not safe for me to be around people."

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"Once I've spent enough time looking at you near-instant. Enough time is about fifteen minutes. If you suddenly lunge at me in that time I can drop you in a black hole unless the Siberian decides to save you too. ...There really, really need to not be any evil clones of me, that would be so bad."

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"I'll let you know if it feels like I'm losing any more control."
Noelle is surprisingly unconcerned at the casual mention of being dropped in a black hole.
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"I'd make it uninhabited Fairyland and then come look at you the rest of the way from the air but it would be easy for you to back up and go around without the black hole's pull."

Promise glances at the still, evil clones. "...So, these clones are evil, but not currently dangerous. How evil are they? In what way? ...I'm not sure that counts as evil," she adds, gesturing at the ones who are frozen mid-softcore-pornography.
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"That's...I don't even know what's up with that. Normally they just go try to kill people. The originals if they can, if not then anyone the original knows, and they say they want to destroy everything else. But my, my friends have always managed to kill them first early on. Before."

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"Well, these ones aren't going to kill anyone or destroy anything, and I'm not sure anyone should kill and/or destroy them unless they're the sort of evil that prefers suicide to living in a constant state of thwart." She turns to the clones. "You may speak. ...And you two may step back from each other and if you don't I will be in a much more awkward frame of mind when deciding what to do with you."

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One of the Amies decides to speak. "Evil? We're nothing they aren't. That one, the waste of air, she's let more people die than we ever have and she's wanted to kill more. You know that as well as anyone. Look at her now, she's healing someone and crying about it."

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"If you're trying to make the case that you aren't evil, just obnoxious, you're making decent progress. I could demand your best estimate for how many people would have died if I hadn't made you undo whatever nastiness you concocted, but I think I'll refrain."

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They don't volunteer the information. And their contempt for Promise for not even being able to hate them properly isn't visible at all, thanks to the orders.

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Kissy Victoria takes advantage of her ability to step away from Evil Amy, since no opportunity to conveniently step on Promise in so doing appears likely to materialize and she doesn't think it's having the desired effect any more.

"Panacea, if you can just get him stabilized I'll be able to do the rest soon, if you aren't in a condition to want to heal."
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"He isn't going to die in the next few minutes anymore. You can do brains, right?"


"NO! You were doing so well!"
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"I can heal brain damage, yes. So why did you two wander off? Has it been that long? The Slaughterhouse Nine are clearly still in town," says Promise.

"We, uh, wanted to know what you meant about Leviathan being dead so we went to that town and asked and called our family," says Victoria, oddly subdued. "And - and some of them were dead. And we wanted to be home."
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"If you can, then– yes. Me doing it is what she wanted."

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"I can learn two people to cast on simultaneously."

Promise looks at Assault. She looks at Miss No over there. This could be sort of boring for the interval.
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The Protectorate people are more concerned with Bonesaw and the Siberian. "How secure is that box? The Siberian could kill us all in a heartbeat if she got out, and we don't know how she got in. And this is the middle of a hospital." The Siberian snarls at them.

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"I don't know how she got in either, but if they move significantly in any direction - or if any person or solid object gets in there with them - they will fall into the same black hole that is presumably crushing Bonesaw's now departed legs. I couldn't tell you if they have a long term plan that isn't floating there, and fifteen minutes ago I didn't even know the Siberian could float, but that certainly looks like what they're doing and unless someone knows what their names are this is the best I can do. Unless this looks urgent enough that I should start actively guessing and probably coming up with a dozen other people's names before I land on the right ones."

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"For them it might well be worth it. Any twelve people would probably take that trade. But urgent, it doesn't look urgent, no."

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"Then for the next ten minutes or so that's my bag of tricks out. Unless, hm, Clone Amies, could you kill Bonesaw and the Siberian without collateral damage from outside their box?"

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"I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker. That's the Siberian. She doesn't even have a biology, she's practically the only person on this planet I can't kill."

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"...And if you just kill Bonesaw, the Siberian has no particular reason to continue floating in that box instead of killing you all and inconveniencing me. Right. Thank you for your professional assessment. You should really pick nicknames. Panacea, is that one on the ground over there dead or not, I think I saw her breathe."

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"She's alive. I can wake her up so you can order her."

"She could have killed her, it's not like the clone wasn't trying to kill both of them, but at least she used her power as a weapon. I think we would have made some more progress if you hadn't messed everything up."
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"My plain speaking must be glitching, it sounded like you were referring to the concept of 'progress' but that makes no sense. Anyway, yes please, I'd rather not be surprised."

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Amy wakes up the clone.

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"Stop. You may breathe, stand, and speak."

The clone breathes and stands and says "...Oh, it's you."
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The more talkative of the heroes, someone in a white robe, asks Noelle, "If they're set free, are they likely to threaten more people?" And when she confirms it, "we can't exactly arrest them. Half of them haven't done anything serious at all. Promise, we might just have to trust your orders on this one."

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"The mortal justice system continues to fascinate. I'll come up with something that will allow them to wander polite society adding nothing more deleterious than, apparently, impoliteness."

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"Not arresting people for things they haven't done is a pretty basic assumption. I'm not going to say we don't have our problems, but I have to side with us mortals here."

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"This is probably not the time to have this argument. I won't quibble with the results here."

Promise continues to inspect Assault and No*.
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In time more PRT and Protectorate people arrive, Alexandria among them. They confirm that there's nothing much they can do about the Slaughterhouse members (this being the Siberian) and in the absence of any better ideas set about sealing off the box in case Bonesaw has something prepared that she can release without interference from a gate. And so no one steps in a black hole, but mostly the first thing.

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Seems like a reasonable precaution.

Promise, meanwhile, heals Assault first - he's less likely to be complicated about it.
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There are indeed no complications.

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And then she tries to heal No*.

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Nothing happens. Nothing continues to happen, and then abruptly stops happening as Noelle screams "RUN!" and launches her bulk at Promise.

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Promise does not run, because that would be an insanely stupid thing for her to do, but she does get airborne and try the sparrow spell, ready to gate if that doesn't work either.

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The sparrow bounces off her. Noelle starts tweeting happily.

Bonesaw comments before she's completely Amontilladoed, "Didn't work. Bought her time, maybe, but I know powers better than anyone. She'll be back."
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"Well, if this took me more than a second to do, that might be really inconvenient. Incidentally, folks, if you can find some glass, leave a window, I'll be able to do the same thing to Bonesaw sooner or later; she's doing some stuff to throw me off but it's only a delaying tactic." She addresses the sparrow. "While a sparrow with no effective powers you may act freely," she tells Noelle. "I think there is probably a better place to experiment with turning you back than here in this hospital while accompanied by Slaughterhouse Nine members, though. I am sorry you cannot talk but you can still move your head to nod, okay?"

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Noelle nods.

"Are you sure it'll work? She's as protected as anyone ever is, if you can get her you could probably turn the Siberian herself into a sparrow."
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"Well, I don't know for sure, but unless there is a strong safety reason not to leave a window it costs nothing to try. I suspect 'heavily modified mortal', even one currently under the Siberian's protection, is an easier target than 'does not have a biology', though. And Bonesaw is bothering to delay me and the Siberian is not, so at least without that protection she suspects she's vulnerable."

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"Either that or I'm just hoping you'll come back to try it. I'm going to get bored waiting here until the sun burns out if I don't get at least some visitors."

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"You didn't delay me that much."

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"Phooey. Well, it's better than not doing it at all."

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"If you actually are there that long I will probably visit you at some point anyway. It's a long time."

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"Oh, I'm sure I'll figure a way out eventually. I'd rather be doing art, but this'll do if I have to."

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"...Art?"

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"Art! I have the best medium of course, there's almost no one else who can work with it, but meat can do amazing things."

"...you did not just ask Bonesaw about her art." The speaker is one of the PRT people, but there's general agreement.
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"Why not? I'm planning to stand here staring at her for a while; makes it hard to jot down notes on unrelated things or go update my photo blog. I'd been under the impression that it was all for practical purposes, not artistic ones."

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"Because if you ask her, she might tell you. See those scalpels? She doesn't ask her canvases for permission."

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"If I was ever squeamish it was a long time ago. Besides, if her motivation is art that's a little more hopeful than if it's purest sadism, isn't it? Unless someone's about to tell me that she's that short because of personal preference and she's actually, I don't know, ninety and set in her ways? Are there even any parahumans that old?"

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"Parahumans only started appearing thirty years ago. Some of us can be expected to have extended life spans, but in general no."

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"So she hasn't been doing this that long. And she's been keeping awful company too. Maybe her next hobby will be drawing, drawing is fun. That said, if and when I can turn her into something I am not planning to offer her the power of flight, although I'm undecided between the other creatures in my limited repertoire."

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"Thanks, Promise, but I like my art. And I think I'd rather be free."

The Siberian heaves Bonesaw toward a gate, through where the window was going to be, and catches on to her wrist to follow her along for the ride. Before any part of either of them reaches it, the fairy lights wink out and they pass safely through. Safely, but not directly. They're moving at almost ninety-degree angles at unpredictable times on their way to the door.
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The fuck?

Promise shuts the other gates; she can't intercept the path they're taking with replacements.

Victoria, stewing in various sorts of fury, dives for the doorway to impede them.
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Alexandria comes after her. Not to fight the Siberian, but to tackle Victoria out of her way.

She's too slow, mostly because she finds herself going at the wrong angle. A striped hand lashes out and smashes into the side of Glory Girl's face.

Amy screams, but the hand bounces off.
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And shortly after this feat of invulnerability is accomplished, Alexandria completes her tackling journey and Glory Girl is tackled. "Ow."

Promise flies after the fleeing supervillains.
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As they round a corner, she briefly sees Mannequin carrying a small captive in a green and white costume. Jack, holding the Siberian's non-Bonesaw-containing hand, smiles back at Promise and waves. With a knife. Its path crosses her throat.

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"STOP," Promise yells at Mannequin anyway, but if he's not going around deaf he's not as smart as she thinks he is. The knife - she doesn't know if that will go through her personal forcefield as projected by Jack's power but this seems like a reasonable time to find out, with Panacea on hand and the villains on the run. She flies forward.

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Jack doesn't test it. Instead, he steps around the corner and allows his place to be taken by a wall of glass. Much of it is sharp, and all of it is solid.

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Promise could just gate past this but -

She zips back to the room with her five clones. "Any of you evil clones want to help me chase the Slaughterhouse Nine instead of standing there?"
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She'll pass Alexandria on the way. Glass isn't an impediment to her.

"Maybe. They've got some of the same goals we do, and you maybe do too. We kill some of them for you and you, what, let us go?"
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"I'm not planning to keep you in my tree or anything."

"Where are you planning to keep us?" asks a Victoria.

"I'm not planning to keep you. Long term I will think of orders that will make you not menaces to society even without my supervision and you can go not be menaces to society, but 'help me chase the S9' I can do in one long sentence, do you want to do that or wait?"

The Victorias hesitate, then a different one says, "Well, it's more interesting than standing around..."

"Yeah," says the third Victoria when she realizes she cannot nod.

"Fine," says the first.
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"I'll do it. Show her what she could really do."

The quieter clone Amy agrees, the real Amy glares.
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"Sorry, Panacea." To clones: "Exclusively within the parameters of your best sincere model of what I would wholeheartedly approve of in all particulars, and treating my unenforced suggestions as commands except when they are strongly tactically contraindicated or past their moment of relevance and you sincerely expect I would agree with your judgment call, you may accompany me, protect me and each other and innocent bystanders, and fight the Slaughterhouse Nine." She flies back the way she went before. "I recommend Amies ride piggyback on Victorias as an anti-Jack measure. Lethal force versus the Nine with no collateral harm to people is authorized."

Two Victorias pick up the Amies and all three of them fly after the fairy. The unencumbered one punches through the glass wall. Whee, chase scene!
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By now the Nine have gotten out of the building and a head start. There's no immediate sign of their direction, except for a flying figure covered in glass, much of it colored. Wings trail behind it, and when Promise and her contingent exit the building the wings flare out.

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"Can you specialize diseases for people you haven't touched before?"

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"No. Could just take down everyone, though. And not cure the Nine afterward."

The Amies touch one another and the Victorias. The irregularities the clones were created with smooth over, and something approximating clothes extrudes through their skin and consolidates into separate objects. (Color coded for telling them apart, naturally.)
If there are any other changes, they aren't immediately visible.
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"Do not just take down everyone. Blue," she names the Glory Girl who isn't carrying a Panacea, "do you think you can solo Shatterbird?"

"Yeah, but not before she can kill as many people as will make whatever her point is, chief," says Blue. "Why don't you drop her in a gate?"

"If I were a silicakinetic fighting someone who did gates I'd have a bit of glass flying directly ahead of me at all times to make sure it didn't vanish unexpectedly, and that's if I weren't on a team with the Apparently Levitating Siberian. The priority is saving Vista, anyway, and Shatterbird doesn't have her and may or may not be going to wherever she is. Red, White," she names Amies, "can you do tracking-by-smell modifications from a cold start or would you have needed to smell the targets ahead of time?"
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Red answers, White still seems to prefer to let her do the talking. "Unless we get really lucky with how distinctive they smell, wouldn't work. How about if we do something to Shatterbird? Don't need to find her, and we can have her thinking she needs to get to Bonesaw right away."

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"You two are low on defenses against her, even if you armor each other up to the limits of your biomass and decide you don't need your joints to bend today. If you could specialize something for Shatterbird, Blue would make a good delivery mechanism, but if you can't, getting that close will just wind up with you being cut to bits. ...Maybe they're using Vista right now. I might be able to tell."

It's sort of like a harmonic map. Promise knows the range of her flattener; she tries to make a light overhead, farther than that, and it fails, so the big one for the Leviathan fight is turned off or broken; and that means that if anywhere outside of her portable's radius light appears where she wants it -
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No luck. If they're using Vista, it isn't in a way that flattens harmonics.

"Specialized? It wouldn't be, but she wouldn't need to find out we attacked her until too late. We find a bird, give it an instinct to hang around near flying shiny things, and make it spread something nasty. It's not like there's anyone else up there to infect."
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"I do not want anyone having the slightest bit of trouble containing your nastiness-spreading bird later on. And the priority is still Vista, who we still have to find."

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"How about something to target the kid, then. Our...predecessor...healed her before. Nothing dangerous, just something visible. I can probably make her lose control of her power, then we follow the warped space until we find her."

Before Promise can veto that idea, the glass figure above them turns to face them and dives.
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"Blue, go." Promise leads the others out of convenient glass shard range.

Blue whoops and rockets up to meet Shatterbird fists first.
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Her target shatters like glass. Exactly like glass, in fact. When nothing is left of it but fragments, the real Shatterbird rises to meet them from behind.

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"...Blue, occupy her, catch up or rendezvous at hospital later, rest of you we're going where she came from." Promise zooms off at seventy miles an hour. Yellow and Green can keep up. She didn't even think of a glass decoy. Why doesn't Promise have decoys? What a good idea are decoys.

Blue charges Shatterbird.
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Shatterbird doesn't lead them straight to the others. They do get close enough that they can see some of the Nine facing off against Alexandria and a supporting hero or two.

Mannequin breaks off from the fight. He's carrying Vista in one of the far too long limbs he has attached to his body by chains. He walks away, apparently unworried about the increased pressure on his teammates, and beckons to Promise to follow him.
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What the -

His name snaps correctly when she looks at him, he's not a decoy - does he know? He didn't hear her yell but maybe he doesn't know -

"Cooperate with Alexandria," Promise tells the clones, "catch up with me or rendezvous at the hospital after -"

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He's not exactly running. Each stroke of a limb looks more like a flop than anything else. But on balance he ends up making good time, if not as good as Promise can. Once satisfied none of the clones are following, he turns a corner and heads straight down a particular alley.

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Well, if he's not going to run, she can try landing on him and trying to pull Vista away, just in case the obvious thing works for once.

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He can't hurt her. He doesn't try. But he has a better grip on his hostage than Promise does, and is also less concerned about injuring her.
After a brief interval of no harm on either side, he opens a door.
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"Let her go," mutters Promise, not with much hope, and she heals Vista, because she's seen Vista enough before to do that. How is he even seeing? Is he seeing? If she knew where to put a fairylight order -

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He's getting around one way or another. Whether it involves seeing, who even knows.
He lets his hostage down, and leaves through another exit to rejoin the fight. Vista is awake and standing under her own power, but doesn't try to leave.
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"Vista? What'd they do to you?"

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"Little of this, little of that. She's not the main event," says a voice. "You are. Did you forget you were in the middle of a test?"

Space is rippling; Promise won't be able to make a gate stay.
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"Do? Bonesaw did mess with my power so it'd keep doing this on its own, but I can forgive her for that."

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"Good girl. Now, Promise -"

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"- I'll try not to take too much offense at that. Anyway, your test presented me with a bit of a problem. Because you see there's nobody you really like. It tops out at the sort of distant concern for your fellow living things that, say, Vista over there gets. You'll chase supervillains into dark alleys for her, but you'd do that for most anyone. And this means that you just - don't - have - any - friends."

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"Under the circumstances that might be a plus. What do you want?"

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"I want you to have friends. In fact, I want it so much that I'm not even going to make you do anything for this test. It's basically a free pass and you aren't even my candidate - although we do have room for more than we did back when we were nominating, so it's not necessarily so zero-sum. You'll have more friends eventually, but you're going to start with me."

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Promise tries the door. It will not, of course, open.

"Vista, do you have any control over your power?"
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"Yes, but I don't think I should use it."

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Promise needs a fucking self-destruct button -

No, she needs to concentrate and brute force at least one of their names.

Ni. Paige; pay; age. Mcabee; mc; cab; ab; bee. Pig; pih; ig -
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"Calm down," says Cherish.

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And Promise obeys.
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"This will be easier and faster and pleasanter all round if you don't fight me," purrs Cherish. "Come on now. Nothing to be afraid of, I'm not going to hurt you."

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check

double check

get out of range (can't -)
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"You're very busy in there, you know that? What are you thinking about? Go on, you can tell me." Her voice is nectar. The moments between her syllables are lesser for its absence.

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"I'm -"

disobey (but -)

"- thinking about you mostly."
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"Well, you'll be less conflicted on the subject soon."

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Promise sits down.

(speak no secrets. compromise no goals.)

She looks at Cherish. That's easy to do. Looking at Cherish is a very rewarding activity.
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"In a few minutes you'll have a friend. Maybe the first friend you've ever had."

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"I had one, once."

It's not a secret.
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"Oh, what happened?"

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"Someone took her and I never saw her again."

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"There, there." Promise's force field was already down so she could try to wrestle Vista out of Mannequin's grasp. Nothing stops Cherish from stroking Promise's hair. "I'm pretty durable. I think you'll get to keep me, once we're friends."

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"Please, I don't like being touched."
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Cherish stops. "Asking nicely isn't so hard, is it? But why is that?"

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"Most of the times people have touched me it was because they wanted to hurt me."
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"Well, then, I think you'll get over that little hangup in time, but no need to rush."

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she's so nice she's so gentle she's so patient

(model -)

she just wants Promise to have a friend

(- yourself -)

she never asked for this power did she it's not even her fault

(- without -)

Promise looks up at Cherish with watering eyes.
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"Oh, you poor thing, what are you so upset about -" Her instinct is to touch; she interrupts herself. "You're afraid - not of me anymore, no - you're afraid for someone -"

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Promise bursts into tears.

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"- but who? I'm the only friend you - your other friend is long gone, it felt like - and we're all alone here, it's just us and Vista, Promise..."

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"I'm sorry," Promise sobs. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't, I can't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry -"

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"What for -?"

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(speak no secrets)

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"Did you set something up - something you can't stop - Promise, just tell me what it is and we can think of something together -"

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNGH," Promise screams, hands over her mouth, as the exact opposite of healing befalls her only friend.

There is blood everywhere.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNGH," Vista agrees. But there's no time to do anything to Promise, and an instant after it's too late she stops.

And then resumes. "AAAAUGH, got in my head, made me like it..." She kicks the body.
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"Are you," gulps Promise, "back to normal?"
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"I, I think so. She was doing the same to you?"

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"May've been differently detailed. She wanted different things from us. Can you let us walk through the crack under the door, or slow down the ripples enough for a quick gate?"

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"I could maybe let gates work. Door sounds easier."

Rather than expand the crack that much, she makes the door contract and the space between it and the frame expand. It only takes a few inches before the locks disengage.

"Do you know where the others are?"
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"Last I saw them the other Slaughterhouse Nine were fighting Alexandria and four, possibly five by now, fewer if they've taken casualties, evil clone vassals."

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"Evil– oh well.
It doesn't sound like we'd change the outcome one way or the other, but they did this to us. What direction?"
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"This way." Promise leads on. "Tactics note, if you see Mannequin or Burnscar they can't hurt me, I'll make a reasonable shield between them and anyone else."

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"Burnscar hasn't been seen since Leviathan. Protectorate is guessing she's dead.
If I see Mannequin, I'll get him close to you."
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"He's got his hearing turned off, so I can't actually order him, but better me than anyone else, yeah."

Force field back on. Fly fly.
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They arrive to find a lot of property damage and no Nine. Everything is covered in shards of glass, and several nearby buildings have chunks gouged out. Alexandria is gasping for breath and coughing.

"They got away."
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Promise has been around Alexandria enough to toss her a heal. "Well. Cherish is dead. If the Protectorate has a cape anywhere who can let me directly transmit telepathic instructions to Mannequin - without relay; it's important that there be in principle negligible chance of spoof - that would be worth a try?"

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Alexandria stops coughing as the whatever it is disappears from her lungs. Immediately after, her visor bulges forward from one side. She reaches up and plucks out a sphere of glass, together with its supporting metal rods, allowing the visor to snap back into place.

"There are no true telepaths, and no capes that can do what you're describing. How did Cherish die?"
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"I killed her. It was extremely unpleasant and I'd rather not describe the details. ...Were you just going around with a false eye this whole time? Why didn't you ask me to fix it?"

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"After the first few years it becomes normal. I almost forgot it could need healing.
You used sorcery on Cherish? She has shown enough control to make it unlikely that anyone could harm her while under her influence."
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"I really, really, really don't like mind control."

"What do you call this, then, chief?" snorts Blue.

"I couldn't affect your thoughts or emotions if I tried, with the sole exception of requiring mental effort, which I'm not planning to do nearly enough to crowd out whatever you were otherwise planning to think."

"Well, that clears everything right up, then," says Yellow (the Victoria, not the fairy).

"Also, while we're at it, can you all pick nicknames which aren't color codes? I have known uncreative people who go by colors before and it's confusing."
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Panaceas prefer "Pestilence" and "Plague."

"Disapproving of powers rarely grants immunity. Is your method of resisting Cherish replicable? There are other instances where it may be useful."
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"Not exactly. Anyone who's really worried about what they might do under the influence, I can offer fairy orders, which have been tested to hold against a variety of Master powers, but what I was doing relied heavily on my idiosyncratic practice of self-understanding."

"Are we doing a theme?" asks Green. "Piranha." (She is the one with sharp teeth. Pestilence and Plague didn't adjust those away.)

"I can't think of anything good that starts with P," complains Blue.
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Alexandria can tell Promise is being evasive, and has some guesses, but doesn't press the point.

If the clones weren't doing a theme, they are now. "Pugilist?" suggests one, while the other grins and says "Pyrrhic."
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"What does that mean?" asks Blue.

"I can't vouch for whether any of these things start with P without effort I am not remotely in the mood for, but the first suggestion means someone who punches things and the latter means winning in such a way as to not be worthwhile," says Promise.

"Heh, Promise starts with P, too," says Blue. "I'll be Pugilist."

"I guess I'm Pyrrhic then," says the remaining Victoria.

"If the remaining Slaughterhouse Nine cannot be chased down at this time I need to go find the sparrow, see if changing her back is an instant disaster or not somewhere safe, and figure out something that will hold you five while I take a nap. I don't like operating on inadequate sleep."
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"We don't have much of a way of tracking them.

Before you try any of that, can you have one of your Panacea clones fix what Bonesaw did to Vista? I'd send her to the real one, but she can't do brains."

"And they can?" Vista asks.
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"They can. Pestilence, Plague, are you going to volunteer to help here? Please note that if you demonstrate the ability to distinguish good and not-good courses of action and pick the former when you can't really do anything else instead, I can safely leave more judgment up to you in your long-term order sets, even if I won't let you unleash your namesakes."

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"You want us to help her.
As tempting as that offer might be, I think I'd rather let her go to Panacea. Make her look a kid in the eye and explain why she's choosing not to help."
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'I don't know, they caught me and I woke up like this."

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"I am too fucking tired to - ugh. Let's go back to the hospital and see if they can find out. Come along, starts-with-P brigade. Vista, do you want to chance soliciting a ride from an evil clone who just named herself "Pugilist" or would you rather walk?"
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"I'll get there."
She follows with Promise and her vassals, only slightly more clumsily than normal.
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Eventually, they are at the hospital. Promise goes in to look for someone suitable to dump her weird problems on.

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Weird problems are successfully dumped. Much of the medical equipment stopped working when Shatterbird sang, but they had advance warning and soundproofed what they could. It will take a little time, but they'll be able to tell what changed in Vista's brain and hopefully whether she's in any danger.

In the meantime, a sparrow flies up to Promise. It's slightly larger than Noelle was when Promise left.
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"...Hi. I need to find a safe place with nobody around to try turning you back. I'll... borrow a hospital gown. You seem to have... grown... but as long as the rate is pretty controlled I should be able to reset you periodically. Sound good?"

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"I'm afraid most of the deserted locations in the city have a lot of broken glass on them, so it might take some looking. Do you have the hang of flying? There might be a suitable roof."

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The sparrow flutters around to demonstrate.

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"Okay. Roof-hunting."

How are the roofs around here doing on the "broken glass" and "unoccupied" and "could hold full-sized Sparrowgirl if called upon to do so"?
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Plenty unoccupied. Many without glass, roofs usually being above windows. The last requirement rules out a fair few. But they end up above a suitable roof eventually.

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Promise doesn't land, but: "Go ahead and touch down. I'll stay up here." Well out of reach of any protruding bits of Needs A Giant Shoe Version.

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The bits in question are very good at protruding, but hopefully it won't come up. The sparrow lands and looks up at Promise.

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And Noelle reverts to being enormous.

Compared to a sparrow. She's standing, on her own legs, on the roof. "It worked! I'm, I'm me again!" She's barely concerned with being only half dressed, under the circumstances.
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Promise tosses her the hospital gown. "Still don't touch me." That's enforced. "And I don't know how to get rid of your power altogether. You should probably get a force field generator like mine, and I'll need to sparrow you and back to reset you on some regular basis."

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"I wouldn't turn one of those down. Where did you get it? And yes, I'd rather avoid being like that again."

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"Paid for it with a gatepair. If they have any sense they'll give you one as a public safety measure. If they don't, I'll get you one, but I'd just as soon ration the gates so I can get other tinkertech as needed; I don't know how many gates they'll find that motivating."

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"I'll ask about it."

"Can you turn me into a bird for a few seconds, so I can get down?"
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"Yeah."

Promise turns her into a bird. When they are on the ground she turns her back into a human.
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By the time they return to the hospital, they've confirmed that Vista isn't in any immediate danger. She has a small metallic object inside her skull, but it doesn't seem to be doing anything other than reducing her control with her power. Removing it safely would be complicated.

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"Can you remove it in a way that doesn't immediately kill her, because I can just heal her again as soon as it's out."

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"Yes...
I'll have to talk to some people. Atypical brain surgery on a minor is something we'd need all kinds of consent for."

"Just do it," Vista says. "It can't be less safe than leaving whatever Bonesaw decided to put in there."
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"Also, I am running on very inadequate sleep. I can heal just fine, but I cannot reasonably wait around for hours while you fuss with things. It will presumably be very inconvenient for all parties to have Vista here stuck in costume perpetually rippling the space around her while I go home and sleep for a day or two."

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"And it'd make it hard to keep a secret identity."

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"Or I could do it." Panacea enters, accompanied by Glory Girl, and volunteers. "Wouldn't have to affect the brain itself, just disconnect whatever Bonesaw did. Might still need you for afterward, Promise."

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"Can do."

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As far as Vista is concerned, this just means Bonesaw's work can get stopped sooner. She's all for it.

Once the patient is unconscious, her scalp and skull part and reveal the addition. It detaches.

"It's out, but probably affected the brain while it was in there. Promise?"
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Promise heals Vista.

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"Thanks for your help, both of you."

The doctors and Vista are in agreement on that one.
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"Okay. Any other crises in progress?"

There are not. Promise goes out, finds the ex-sparrow ex-abomination, loans her her own force field generator so that she can make it to the PRT office and ask them for help without having any unfortunate accidents, gives her ten thousand dollars for incidentals, brings the five evil clones back to her address (damaged, but not beyond Promise's ability to patch up; it's a familiar location and mostly made of things like wood and rocks) and parks them there with constrained permission to go out with some gifted money of their own to get groceries/shoes/actual furniture of some kind while they're crashing there and says she'll get them longer-term orders when she has slept on it, and goes back to her tree again to bolt down a bowl of haws and nuts - she's too exhausted to prepare anything more complicated - and go back to sleep.
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Six people sit at a table.

"She healed my eye. Even you couldn't do that, Eidolon."

The dark-skinned woman in the lab coat speaks instead. "Some powers are stronger than others, especially in limited scopes. If she has a true healing power, that's notable, but is it more so than our research?"

"Yes. There are no healing powers, but Promise is not a parahuman at all. We are dealing with a completely separate source of abilities. You all see the potential there. Furthermore, she has mentioned the capability to open a gate to Earth Aleph. If she can cross worlds, the only thing stopping her from finding us is not knowing where to look."

"Or," says the Number Man, "she could get us to our other destination."

"And win the entire war? Nothing is that easy." Legend.

"We don't abandon any other plans, but it's worth looking into. And if nothing else, a prompt evacuation could decrease casualties by up to..." the Doctor looks at the Number Man.

"Three billion, three hundred and ninety-one million, eight hundred and three thousand, five hundred and four. Give or take.”

"One more thing. She healed my eye. Her sorcery can get past my invulnerability, and I've seen what she did to an enemy.
But she was hiding something while describing how she bested Cherish despite being affected by her power. This was immediately after saying that she could protect others through vassalization. Throw in the fact that she has never been observed to eat mortal food, and the inference is overdetermined."

The Doctor nods to the woman beside her. She asks herself a question, and says the answer.

"Alisyrrabel."
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After sleeping for thirty hours, Promise wakes up without anyone throwing any rocks at her or anything. That's nice. She snuggles in bed for another hour, just enjoying being in her tree with no disasters obviously looming.

Then she gets up, eats breakfast, picks some leaves and makes herself a new dress because this one has a lot of blood on it, turns invisible and inaudible so she won't have to deal with the clone brigade immediately when she swings through her address to go visit Yellow, gets some updates to her orders and gives him some contingent ones, moves him and his food supply (which she tops off) into her original tree, goes back to her Valley Continent tree, eats lunch, and then emerges into the mortal world.

It is night; her sleep cycle is all thrown off but she'll probably be okay to stay up until the next local evening. The clone brigade bought a couple of king sized mattresses, shoved them together on a floor upstairs, and are cuddled up together like beans in a pod; it is actually cute.

She emails Sarkany: Now that I know what happens when I'm physically obliterated I want a batch of self-destruct devices. I'd like it to completely vaporize me if I stop breathing without pausing it first, fall unconscious without pausing it first, or want it to. Ideally also if someone other than me tampers with it. I'll pay a gatepair for it if you can whip some of those up for me.

Then she goes to see what the Internet has been up to while she's been busy/asleep, ruminating between pageloads in her notebook about long-term orders for the clone brigade. (She can just buy notebooks! Without having to make her own paper! Some of them were soaked in the flood but she still has most of a box of them.) And she emails her lawyer about anything she should know before setting up the two-day-old evil clones of legal minors with mercifully public identities for order-enforced independent life assuming money is no object.
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The Internet is awash in permutations of the latest cat video.

On more relevant subjects, everyone knows about Leviathan's death. The battle was worse than they usually are, with twice the cape death rate and increased civilian casualties. Essentially everyone who was in the city has lost a friend or at least knows people who did. But ultimately, they're considering it a victory. It's as if an entire class of natural disasters personified was suddenly stopped. To make things even better, seismic data has apparently started suggesting that Behemoth is inactive. Scion was unaccounted for at the time of the change. People are talking about retiring the name "Endbringer," but there's no widespread agreement on what to replace it with.

The general public has heard about the effects of the gate box but not who was responsible. They know the Nine were fighting, which was unexpected but the Nine are unpredictable occasionally. They know Nilbog was fighting, which surprised everyone and is widely speculated to be Promise's doing. (The vs. thread has been updated accordingly.) The details on what the Slaughterhouse Nine have been doing before and since, other than hanging out in Brockton Bay and fighting occasionally despite the loss of Crawler, are not on the Internet.
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Promise does not publicly claim Nilbog, nor the gatebox. Or her clone brigade. Behemoth's probably-gone? Good for Scion. She sends the Director a message asking if someone has been by borrowing her force field, has anyone had the sense to give her a replacement in the time Promise has been asleep, can Promise come pick up hers soon?

Sarkany answers her email despite the late hour: I could design something like that. How large a batch will you want?

Promise says: Three to start - one and a replacement and a spare. I might want to refine the design after. It does have to completely disintegrate my body; if all it does is take me apart in some less thorough fashion I will be in worse shape than needing a few days of sleep.

Sarkany replies with some questions about customization details, which Promise answers. (Getting the distinction between "stops breathing" and "holds breath for perfectly ordinary reasons too abruptly to remember to switch the thing into a less paranoid mode" right is tricky, apparently, but everything else is minor for a tinker of this caliber.)

Promise makes more minor sorcerous repairs to her address. She checks to see if the evil clone brigade made themselves known in a manner visible on the forum in her absence; they were not to impersonate their originals, but they do look an awful lot like them and were not forbidden from harmless power use (convenient, or they'd have had a hard time getting the mattresses in to the house).
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No one has guessed that there are more Panaceas and Glory Girls; they might have been seen more often than usual but people aren't exactly tracking capes. Even the ones with known public identities; that's just impolite.

The Director confirms that Promise can pick up her force field and the recipient has a replacement, but reminds Promise that it's advisable to rely as little as possible on tinker products to solve long-term problems.
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If you have a better idea I'd love to know what it is and I'm sure she would too.

The Director must start answering her email early, Promise supposes. Maybe Quinn will get back to her before her clone brigade wakes up.
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This is not exactly a thing there are laws about, not even on Earth Bet.

The most important interest the state has here is that all children be provided with things like food, clothing, shelter, medical care, safety. Normally this is the responsibility of the parents, but under the circumstances there might not be any. Depending on their age (developmental, not chronological), they are probably required to be getting education in some form. (If this is necessary, it might be worth keeping them away from the originals.)
The best interests of the child involve having a healthy relationship with a parent or guardian, and this usually means someone who doesn't think of them as evil. If any such person tries to compete with Promise for custody, it'd very likely be no contest.

There is no law against being evil. If Promise successfully enforces non-evilness, she is likely to also prevent some things that the clones would have legal rights to do. (If they're minors she's responsible for, she can give nearly arbitrary non-harmful orders. But this has an expiration date.) It is not OK to take away someone's ability to act freely in ways that aren't illegal, and sometimes in ways that are; Quinn offers to consult about drafting orders to neutralize the clones' ability to do evil with a minimal amount of this.
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I'm not sure I actually have anything like formal custody. She describes the circumstances under which she acquired the clone brigade, makes it clear that she is quite confident that without orders Plague and Pestilence will probably kill everybody on the planet (perhaps with two competing pathogens as a sort of race) and the Victorias will wreak some lesser mayhem, etc. Bonesaw might literally be the only person who doesn't think of them as evil, and Bonesaw is (as far as Promise knows) also a minor. Someone might come to think of them as not evil after they've been around longer, of course. She is not sure if they are of an age to have to be in school; she tells him who they are clones of so he can check. To the extent they can have healthy relationships they seem to be forming quite the little gang amongst the five of them theme naming and all.

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Quinn had guessed it might be them; there are only so many minors in Brockton Bay who would be said to have a public identity rather than just not having secret ones. He knows exactly how seriously to take this.

I'd be surprised if you accidentally acquired legal custody before getting a chance to ask me. But it sounds like no one else is going to claim them, and the state isn't likely to step in.
By age, they are going to have to be in some kind of school until they're 18 or graduate high school. Type of school is up to Promise and them; some actual-parents homeschool and online courses are also available. Alternatively, there are equivalency tests available to make the requirement irrelevant; they could pass these easily if they wanted to.
Establishing their legal existence would be the hard part, but he could manage it with a lot of paperwork on his end and an excessively boring court appearance on theirs.
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What will actually happen if I don't haul them in to the court appearance or literally force them to do some kind of schooling and they decline to agree to same? They are not cooperative by nature and I do not want to order them to do things that are safely outside the category of "refrain from extinguishing the human species".

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The most likely outcome is nothing at all, especially since as far as the relevant agencies know there are no such minors. Of course, Quinn recommends getting them a legal existence and following the rules anyway, because he was successfully brainwashed Lawful Neutral in law school.

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I suppose I'll consult them when they wake up and see just how uncooperative they're inclined to be.

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It turns out they have their own reasons not to object to swamping Arcadia with Amies and Victorias Dallon.

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Well, she'll take that. She emails Amy to warn her, adapts her musings on order set to accommodate high school attendance and prohibit evil, says they may as well continue to crash at her address, informs them that if she gets attention from social services over them she is not their mom and will not be best pleased, and leaves them to figure out things like "when is the school reopening post-citywide-disaster" and "how does the school administration get this explained" for themselves. She increases their allowance so they can make the house pleasant to live, requires only that they leave the living room with all the gates mostly open, and goes about her other business.

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They explain it with the truth, naturally. No one would believe anything else.

The original Amy replies with a request.
She has these rules for herself, and Bonesaw is inevitably going to try to force her to break them again. And she's still not trusting herself to break a rule exactly once, because that was what she told herself she'd do last time. So it's increasingly important and can she please have that order she asked for.
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Promise sighs, and looks at her notes, and gives Amy a time when it would be convenient to call her, but adds that if she can bring herself to tell her parent-or-guardian that would really be preferable and that anyway if she doesn't it's reasonably likely that Pestilence or Plague eventually will find an opportunity.

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Amy does call, and doesn't clear it with her remaining guardian first. It's not that Carol wouldn't believe a rumor about Amy being evil, it's just easier if she doesn't have to admit it.

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"Hi. I've got something written up, but you should hear it and think about the phrasing first to make sure there aren't constraints or loopholes you don't want. It goes like so: When treating patients, do not harm them, and avoid performing any alterations they don't either consent to or that you can confidently and sincerely expect them to accept of their own uncommanded will; do not create organisms whose existence will plausibly have effects harmful to innocent persons; do not create sapient organisms; do not generate untargeted pathogens."

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"Can you add something about brains? Bonesaw made me fix Assault's brain. I promised myself I'd never do brains, then that I'd never do brains again, and if I see her again I'd like to be able to say I can't."

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"...I could, but you realize it is quite open to her to then come after me and try to make me undo the order, or to try to get you to ask for it to be revised, and I doubt she cares very much if it costs her a lot of brain-damaged bystanders to narrow down the source of the problem that finely."

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"If she's in a position to make you give me orders, it doesn't really matter what they started out as."

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"...If she's in a position to succeed, yes, but I don't want to assume she couldn't be very inconvenient in the process of failing."

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"I guess, it's just...at least this way she'd hurt a lot of people and then stop, she wouldn't keep going after me to make me keep doing it... and maybe that isn't better. Maybe I'm just trying to make things easier for me. But she wouldn't want me to, and that has to count for something."

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"There are all kinds of things Bonesaw wouldn't want me to order you to do. As the simplest possible example, I think she wants you alive. Would it simplify matters if you went back into my tree?"

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"Yes. But I shouldn't, between Shatterbird and Leviathan there are a lot of people who need me here."

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"Okay, would it simplify matters if you traveled to India and emptied a few clinics there?"

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"...yes."

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"One of the gatepairs goes there. Are there any non-Bonesaw related complications with the order set?"

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"I don't think so. I haven't had any, um, problems about the brains one so far. Aside from her."

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"...Unless you can make completely accidental mistakes on brains, that would be safe to relax under the orders. Just saying."

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"Oh, the rule about brains isn't about that. Not just about that, anyway. I could change who a person is, and I really don't want to start that. Even in a way they'd thank me for afterward. Safer if everyone thinks I can't."

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"...I'll snug up the order about alterations. Throw in a 'given their current disposition' and a 'conservative estimate'. Though I take your point about not making it generally known."

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"That works. I'm not going to start doing brains, though, even with the order."

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"That's your prerogative, but I don't want to be responsible if you change your mind and someone needs help and I'm not around to special case it. Any other modifications?"

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"I think not. Thanks Promise, this means probably more than I could explain."

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"Just don't go around advertising that I did this without your parents' permission until I start flagrantly breaking laws, 'kay?" And then she recites the order set with the revisions.

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Amy thanks Promise again, breathes out a sigh of relief, and heads off to inform her sister that they're going to India.

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"...India?"

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"Or somewhere else where there's a pair of gates and no Slaughterhouse Nine. Hopefully they won't even know we've gone, now that Cherish is dead."

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"...Okay. Sounds good to me."

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While the Dallons leave for probably-India, Promise receives another message.

"Tomorrow. Same place as last time, same time, same kid even. Feel free to bring the heroes, of course, if you want them to have to watch. I hope you're ready to be more interesting than last time around."
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Promise does not reply.

She does enlist Pyrrhic to accompany her to serve as an invisible kid-catching backup, and Plague to hang back a block away for fast healing if Promise doesn't flawlessly finesse the entire engagement, and Piranha as Plague's bodyguard. She has plenty of time to make sure they have good orders and permissions.

Are there any heroes who'd make good backup, as long as she's been informed that bringing them doesn't constitute (in some esoteric Jack sense) cheating? ...Most of the local heroes old enough to sidestep parental consent quandaries died when Leviathan came through. She could ask Assault, who's probably favorably disposed; but he's not specialized particularly usefully for the purpose. She doesn't know the out-of-towners, except Alexandria, who also doesn't seem like she'd be that much of an asset against (among others) one of the only forces who can injure her.

Promise reviews available video of surviving S9 members, thoughtfully considers what she has already observed of them - it's not there yet but if she can just keep him talking for a little longer -

She receives her self-destructs in the mail. She tucks one under the skin of her throat and heals the incision, and stashes the other two in the tree where she'll reappear to be shaken awake by Yellow if she has to use it. She makes sure she can turn it on and off as Sarkany described.

She sleeps, she eats breakfast, she turns Pyrrhic invisible and finds a good place to put Plague and Piranha, she shows up an hour early invisible and inaudible herself in case she can jump the gun usefully.
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Jack makes his entrance half an hour early, smiling. He jumps up the side of the building; it's a lot easier to be spring-heeled when holding hands with the Siberian. (The person holding her other hand is much less happy about it.)

He looks around, sees the empty roof, and speaks. "Hello. If you'd be so kind as to show yourself, there's no reason we can't get started early."
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Promise sighs. No reason to make the poor mortal wait, and she didn't find a cache of hostages she wants the extra thirty minutes to evacuate, or anything. He's not looking in her direction, so maybe he's just guessing, but making him look slightly silly to one ally and one terrified victim for doing so would be pointless.

She hovers behind the party, arms folded, and appears.
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"Ah, there you are. I must say, I was expecting to be walled in by gates to nowhere by now. Does this mean you've decided to play ball?"

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"You are actively holding hands with the Siberian right now," Promise points out.

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"Yes, but most heroes would have tried. It did at least inconvenience our mutual friend when you did it to her."

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"The Siberian is holding hands with him." Promise indicates Liam.

As an afterthought, she tries to slightly grow a little bit of Liam's hair longer, on the opposite side of his head from the one the Siberian's watching.
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A little bit of Liam's hair grows slightly longer.

"Really? You're that opposed to acceptable losses? In that case you'll love the test I've got in mind for if you don't earn an exemption."
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"Will I really."

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"No, not at all. Everything would be technically self-defense, if that makes it easier.
But I assume you'd rather avoid it? All you have to do is tell this adorable child to step off the roof, after canceling whatever or whoever you've set up to catch him of course."
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"I don't suppose you've tracked down his real name since the last incident?"

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"You mean the one he and his parents told me was his real name? I'm not easy to lie to."

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"What, am I supposed to guess why it's not real? Maybe someone else named him before his mother and father got to it. Maybe they disagreed on it and the losing party's preference is the one that stuck for fairy purposes. Maybe he's adopted. Maybe it's a nickname. I don't know. I can tell him to jump off the roof anyway if that'll satisfy."

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"Well. Lucky for both of us that's so easy to test, then. Here, watch this." He flicks a knife toward her face. She doesn't get cut, but the air acts as if a knife had physically moved through the space in front of her. In what would be the blink of an eye if not for her force field rendering blinking unnecessary, a grip appears around her right arm and drags her to Jack and Liam.
"Hit her," Jack tells his other hostage.

The Siberian does not bother about Promise's comfort while holding her still.
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Okay, she's not going to be able to argue her way out of this.

Names, names. Siberian more usefully than Jack, but she checks both. Ni. Paige, pay, age -
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The kid isn't exactly happy about the situation either, but after some prodding from Jack he does weakly slap her Siberian-free arm.

"See? That wasn't so hard. Now you have, oh, ten seconds before I start motivating the both of you."
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She should have brute forced these names sooner, she probably wouldn't accidentally think of that many other people - rin, ke, ri, in, ink, ke -

"You're not going to tell me what happens if I don't send him off the roof? Just in case I underestimated you?"
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"Well no, that would be telling."

"...three, two one..." And both hostages are bleeding from their respective shoulders. The boy screams.
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Promise heals both injuries, hissing. How sure is Jack that Liam was trying to hurt her -? "Jump off the roof," she totally fails to enforce.

(and, ers, an, de, der, ders, er, ers)
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This time the knife wound doesn't hurt at all. She's being stabbed by a child instead of a villain who will never be a supervillain, and it's a child who can't hurt her.

Jack laughs, apparently his newly armed hostage ineffectually stabbed him first. "Do you really want to prolong this part?"
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Yes, she actually kind of does want to prol-

(li, am)

"If he jumps you'll stop?"

That last word is very important. It'll tell her what she needs to do with the Siberian next.
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"I'll let you go, and call off the real test. Even tell you what it was going to be, if you still want to know. As for everything else, well, the game's still afoot."

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While he's saying that, Promise figures out where the Siberian's face is. She's not physically intimidating and isn't being held like she is, and the Siberian can't grab her hand too hard and doesn't know it yet -

She moves her hand through the air in the Siberian's line of sight, trailing fairy lights. Listen.

"StopletusgokillJack," she exhales.
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One human reaction time after "killJack," the Siberian rips off Jack's left arm and sticks his own fist through his head. Or she plans to. One human reaction time after Listen, Jack twists away from her and ducks. He starts heading for the edge of the roof, casually dodging all the Siberian's blows and holding Liam between them. His knife is glancing off Promise's force field multiple times a second, in hopes that it'll get through and blind her.

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"Don't hurt Liam," Promise adds to the Siberian urgently. Her forcefield holds. She likes her forcefield.

The knife is simpler than Jack is. Can she just - unsharpen it - simple sorcerous reshaping -
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It continues bouncing off her force field exactly as before. Jack swaps it out for a sharp one.

"Well played! Offer's still open."
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"I'm really curious about why she's having trouble killing you," says Promise. "Care to share?"

He's probably got dozens of knives. And she's looked at him almost enough and he's a little occupied to keep shapeshifting and changing gait, now...
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He is a little occupied, and there's only so much the anti-sorcery measures can do anyway. He twirls a knife around himself, shredding his shirt and apparently flaying himself from the waist up. If he feels anything he doesn't show it, and there is almost no blood. His appearance changes more from this than from any of the other minor changes.

"I'm very good at staying alive. But I do have to leave soon, so are you going to give the order or do I kill Liam and go?"
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"You won't be able to tell if I meant it or not unless you put him down," she points out.

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"I'll be able to tell if he's trying to move, and will even let him do it. More importantly, that's not an answer. You have four seconds."

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fucking fuck (antiheal - no -)

james ja-

"Stop."
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Well that was anticlimactic. Jacob stops. Once her hand is halfway through his head, the Siberian reverts to being stopped too.

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Promise flies to where Liam has just been dropped unceremoniously on the roof. "You okay?"

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He is as okay as can reasonably be expected, which is not very.

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Well, can he produce his address?

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He can. It's in one of the areas less affected by the recent disasters.

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Promise gives him a heal just in case he has an injury he isn't noticing and calls the invisible Victoria up to give him a ride home and tell his parents what happened.

Then she goes up to the Siberian. "You may, without inconveniencing me, breathe. Answer my questions truthfully and completely. Can you talk?"
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She speaks, barely audible. "Yes."

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"Where are the other Slaughterhouse Nine members?"

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"West. Captain's Hill, most of them. Shatterbird, Mannequin, Bonesaw. Jack's dead, Cherish's dead, Crawler's dead, Burnscar is probably dead, Hatchet Face is mostly dead..."

If Promise really wants a complete answer she might end up sitting through a long list of dead members.
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"Do you know Bonesaw's name?" interrupts Promise. "Shatterbird's?"

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"Yes."

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"What are they?"

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"Riley and Farah."

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Snap, snap. "If I bring you to Captain's Hill and don't make any really obvious tactical mistakes, will anything I would predictably dislike happen?"

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"Bonesaw probably has something set up. I couldn't tell you what. Other than that, you might be assumed to be a member of the Nine and earn a kill order. And in five or six billion years the sun might burn out."

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"Certainly eventually. Anything more depends on what it is."

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"Where does Mannequin see from?"

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"Most of his vision is in his head. Body is a good second guess."

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"Can Bonesaw and Shatterbird rapidly deafen themselves?"

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"Yes. Bonesaw is more likely to use it than Shatterbird."

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Sigh. "Would it be difficult or have consequences I wouldn't like if I sent you to draw them out separately one at a time?"

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"They couldn't exactly stop me. If it's one at a time they might flee while I'm bringing the others."

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"I meant, would you be able to avoid Bonesaw setting off whatever she has arranged and allay suspicion to prevent any inconvenient fleeing."

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"Probably."

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Ugh. "Will a Panacea clone be able to contain and counter whatever it is Bonesaw has set up if it starts?"

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"Probably not. She knows you have them."

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Promise was so hoping not to have to call in Protectorate backup for this crap. Would they even be able to help? Bonesaw is annoying.

"Do you have any reasonable guesses about the scope or nature of Bonesaw's contingencies beyond what you've said?"
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"It's almost certainly not a plague. Jack held her back from those. Or if it is it'll burn itself out after a few transmission cycles. Whatever it is it's probably designed to hurt you personally, and do it without her intervention in case you get her name."

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Ugh. "...Is anything getting relevantly worse while we have this conversation?"

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"No. They'll expect me and Jack eventually, but won't get suspicious for hours."

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"What did Jack have set up for me?"

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"He didn't say. Said it would spoil the fun."

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Promise sighs, and pulls out her phone, and calls the Protectorate office.
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As soon as she mentions having gone to an arranged meeting with Jack Slash, "You're telling us this now?" But the captured Siberian and location of the others does take precedence.

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"Yes, I'm telling you this now. And probably no one should approach the remaining three unless it turns out I can't handle them alone, so I don't have to worry about them hurting anyone who isn't already in harm's way. I have their names and the Siberian and optimistically might be able to sew everything up without further casualties, it would just be useful to have someone else looking for any hostages Jack may have left lying around."

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"We'll do what we can."

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"Thank you. If you haven't heard from me in... two hours... it's probably time to assume that something went wrong."

End call.

Promise inspects the Siberian and attempts to turn her invisible.
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No luck. As far as the sorcery can tell, the space with the Siberian in it is completely empty.

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"Do you think you could let me turn you invisible if you tried?"
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"Depending on how your invisibility works, probably not. But I could turn myself invisible."

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"...You can? What are you, omnipotent? What else can you do that I don't know about?"

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"I'm immune to physics. Selectively. Gravity isn't affecting me right now, and that's because your order made me stop letting it. I can do everything from friction to the strong nuclear force."

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"Is there anything else I would want to know?"

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"Yes. But if I tell you the most important ones, it will cause results unfortunate for you. Starting from less important ones, Shatterbird will probably be actively watching for Jack as soon as she sees me and may spot you. The heroes are most likely on their way here right now, and might also try attacking my teammates. I have a human body and this one is a projection."

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"Hush," interrupts Promise, when her brain catches up to that bizarre statement. "Until further notice omit answers the hearing of which would inconvenience me. Where is your human body?"

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"In an abandoned house, same side of the city as where my teammates are."

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"How likely is it that your teammates will go kill it upon noticing I have you?"

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"They don't know where it is. Most don't know it exists."

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"Which ones know?"

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"Only Bonesaw, now."

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"Anything else I would want to know?"

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"Just the things I'm omitting."

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"Okay. Does Shatterbird have a way to notice us if we're invisible?"

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"In theory. She won't, though. She's not very creative, and doesn't have reason to be especially vigilant at the moment."

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"Do you foresee any likely problems if I approach her invisibly and stop her, approach Bonesaw invisibly under your protection and stop her and immediately order her to dismantle her contingencies, and then deliver a written order to Mannequin and stop him too?"

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"It would depend on what Bonesaw has prepared. And Mannequin might guess written orders work in time to prevent receiving one."

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"If Mannequin can't be ordered can you kill him before he has a chance to do anything inconvenient?"

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"Yes."

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Promise chews her lip, then: "Any discernible flaws in a plan wherein you become invisible and immune to gravity, cling to my foot protecting me while I fly around and collect a Panacea clone, travel to the S9 hideout, and implement that plan?"

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"Only the ones I've stated."

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Promise takes a few minutes to shake that into a suitably hostile-vassal-proof order set. Invisible and with a Siberian dangling invisibly from her foot (and told not to respond to questions directed at others), she flies to collect the clones she left a block away and re-station them near the new battlefield, with the Amy under instructions to keep an eye out for anything Bonesaw-ish and shut it down hard.

Promise contingencies an inaudibility that will disappear when she speaks. And she approaches the Slaughterhouse Nine's hideout.
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Shatterbird is the first one visible. She's out flying, circling around a completely different location. And she doesn't notice the invisible inaudible interlopers.

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Promise bets on subtlety over speed. She goes up to Shatterbird.

"Take no new action. Behave as though nothing had happened."
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Shatterbird ignores her.
As instructed.
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"...Wink."

Just to make sure she's listening in the first place.
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Wink.
A very expressive irritated wink.
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Okay, good.

Promise re-contingently-inaudibles herself and goes to the hideout.
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Once inside, there's a Bonesaw and a Mannequin. Promise gets her pick of which one to approach and which one to risk noticing it.

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...Any chance they're looking in the same direction?

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Mannequin's head is perfectly rotationally symmetric. There's a chance.

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Rrrrrg to get a written order handled she needs to be visible and she has the Siberian ready to kill Mannequin for her if he's looking difficult. Bonesaw's the more dangerous and is likely not deaf right now.

Promise lands. "Stop, dismantle any destructive contingency plans," she murmurs.
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As soon as she says "stop," a layer of spores erupts off Bonesaw's skin. They form a cloud around the tinker and Promise, and Bonesaw steps away to grab some tools for the disabling.

Mannequin knows he can't hurt Promise, so he heads for the door to summon Shatterbird.
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Promise notifies her self-destruct that she is currently holding her breath on purpose, in addition to expecting the Siberian to help versus things that, like spores, run on physics; the force field isn't designed for this. She chases Mannequin, turns visible, and does the fairylight order: listen. "Stop."

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Luckily for Promise (and more luckily for Mannequin), he sees in the normal spectrum at the moment. He listens. He stops.

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If he needs to be allowed to breathe it's completely lost on Promise how he might go about doing it. And she's a little short on air herself. Back to Bonesaw. Does she look done?

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She is finding herself unable to neutralize the spores, because apparently the method of doing that would also harm the fairy who knows her name. What a shame, who could have expected this.

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Urgh. Hand, fairylight order: Respond to lighted remarks informatively quickly and truthfully. Now she doesn't have to do the hand thing. What's the obstacle?

Promise could actually hold her breath indefinitely even without the Siberian helping and let her wings do it, but she doesn't usually do that if she doesn't have to, so the entire experience is still unpleasantly reminiscent of the times she has spent underwater longer than leaflets are supposed to spend underwater. She holds her breath anyway.
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“You are! I could kill the spores with a little targeted radiation. Not enough to hurt me or my teammates, but it’d hurt you. For some reason I don't seem to be able to do it."

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How much would it hurt me?

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"Less than a bad burn, might give you some cancer. Much better than not doing it, once you've got those in your lungs."

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Would anything I wouldn't like happen if I had you arrange to let me self-administer, besides discomfort? I can heal cancer. If fairies can even get cancer, which I doubt.

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"Of course! You didn't think I'd make it easy, did you? These tools are locked so only I can use them, and now you've got my name I can't do that. Would you like a list of symptoms you can expect?"

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You don't even seem to know how long I can hold my breath, so I'm not sure I should trust your assessment.

Promise snaps her fingers at the Siberian. That's her cue to be visible.
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The striped woman reappears.

Now that Bonesaw knows Promise is everythingproof, she's forced to follow through with killing the infection. Having already killed the spores in the air, she swaps out the devices and points one at Promise. After confirming that Promise didn't breathe any of her handiwork at all, she zaps the ones clinging to Promise's face and hair. It feels like nothing at all, courtesy of invulnerability.
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...And Bonesaw does not seem to be leaping into action to dismantle any other contingencies, so.

"Answer my questions truthfully and completely. Is there anything else I would want you to tell me now?"
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"I don't know. What would you want to know?"

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"Take your best guess."

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"Well there aren't any fights or art going on, and I'm guessing you've already caught Shatterbird. I know where powers come from?"

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"That's interesting but not urgent. You may let go of my foot," Promise tells the Siberian.

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The Siberian lets go, leaving Promise breathing the same tragically non-dangerous air as the rest of them.

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"Wait," Promise tells all three vassals, and then she goes and tells Shatterbird to follow her, and brings her down to join them.

Then she calls the PRT again.
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"You know, you could have waited until the surveillance teams confirmed it was safe. Good work though. Containment vans are on the way."

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"Can they be dealt with humanely here or should I send them to New Jersey?"

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"You're worried about them? You do realize who they are."

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"Yes, that's why I was willing to kill them if I had to, and did kill a couple, but the remainder do not require it."

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"I couldn't tell you what happens. Capes with kill orders don't usually get brought in. But if they get sent to the Birdcage, I'd be more worried about the rest of the Birdcage."

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"I am worried about the rest of the Birdcage, but the four people I have in my custody right now are the ones who'd be entering the situation with ordered constraints on their behavior, unless you're saying that the correct way to satisfy my ethics is to tell the Siberian that she may use her powers as needed."

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This would indeed not be the correct way to do much of anything.

"The four people in your custody are some of the worst criminals on the planet. Whoever's in charge of them permanently is going to be legally prohibited from treating them in any way even approaching what they deserve. Constraints on their behavior are a tiny detail compared to four-digit body counts."
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This is a stupid argument.

"The vans will not be required. I'll transport them."

She hangs up on the PRT person. "How long can you four go without food?"
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"Weeks, weeks, years, forever." Bonesaw points to Shatterbird, herself, Mannequin, and the Siberian in turn.

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That'll do. Although she may need to separately inquire specifically about the Siberian's other body.

Promise gates to her nicely flattened Valley Continent tree. "Don't damage anything. When I finish my sentence, go in that direction but don't leave the tree or behave in such a way as to be detectable from outside of it." She puts wood down over her bookshelf again.

The Siberian, she doesn't enforce this on yet.

"What's your range?" she asks when the other three are through.
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"A few miles."
Projection across gates hasn't exactly been tested, but the Valley Continent is further than miles from Captain's Hill.
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"What happens if you exceed it?"

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"I can't. Perception and reaction times get worse, and eventually I can't move more."

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"...If I turn you over to the Protectorate in this body do you expect to be able to keep up with yourself unproblematically?"

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"Until they try to move this body to some other prison, and I let them."

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"What will happen if you are transported by other forces outside your range?"

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"Historically, this body disappears and reappears closer to the other one. I have never been prevented from doing that. If I were, it would probably erode my ability to use either one."

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"...Okay. How safe and stable is your other body's condition now?"

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"No one knows to look for it. It'll starve eventually but is otherwise safe."

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"In weeks, or less? Tell me where exactly to find it."

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"Weeks."
She tells the location completely and honestly. (Following directions to the unstoppable cannibalistic serial killer's house: a reasonable idea under the circumstances.)
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"Try going through the gate. If anything compromising your functionality starts to happen, come back."

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The Siberian goes through the space where the gate is. What she doesn't do is go through the gate. She stops when she's across the line.

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"Hmm -" Promise picks up the nearest unimportant-looking object and tosses it through where the gate used to be.

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The object disappears, presumably having urgent unimportant object activities in Fairyland.

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Aaand another unimportant object?

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The second one stays on this side.

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Okaaaaay. No gating the Siberian. At least not this way. Although turning gates into tears could be tactically interesting, it has no immediate applications.

"Does your projection have to be this shape and size?"
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"Yes."

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Ugh. "Wait here. If someone shows up, don't harm them even if they try to collect you, but don't let them move you around either."

And she remakes the gate and goes into the tree where her other vassals are waiting.

"Currently," she announces to these, "I am motivated to arrange that your treatment be humane by my own standards, which probably means holding you myself until and unless I work something out with the mortal authorities. I strongly recommend cooperating with me within the scope of the freedom I allow you, because I don't expect to keep that motivation long if you play little games with my orders and make nuisances of yourself, considering who I'm dealing with here. That having been said: you may drink the water, you may if left unattended for longer than two days eat the berries that look like so," she displays a haw, "and the candied dewdrops," she produces an example, "if left long enough for deleterious effects from hunger to set in you may eat the other food in my kitchen, you may talk excepting any utterances primarily intended to make my life inconvenient, and you may move about the interior of this tree in ways that don't injure each other, it, or my non-comestible possessions. Do any of you have any requests or inquiries?"
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They parse that for a bit, and then Bonesaw asks "what counts as injuring each other? I can probably make food even less important for those of us that still eat, but I'd have to cut us open to do it."

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"You and I are going to need to have a much longer conversation and order set about your powers before I start planning on letting you use them in any systematic fashion, that's if I don't wind up turning you over at all, and I don't plan to leave you here that long. That said, if I leave you unattended for four weeks you may perform interventions on yourself and Shatterbird to increase your shelf life with no side effects I might have wanted to forbid, where the fact that the interventions are surgical does not count as such. Anything else?"

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"See you later."

Promise goes back to the mortal world and shuts the gate.

"I need to put you somewhere where you will not inconvenience or frighten too many people if you stay there for potentially days, and be within range of yourself. Any ideas?"
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"I can stop using this body. Be just my other one for a while."

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"I may need to demonstrate that I have you, am not sure I care to disclose the nature of your power, and can't show you walking through a gate."

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"If nothing else, walking through a gate can be faked. I can dismiss this body and recreate it if I know where."

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"You won't appear right, if you have to be this shape," Promise points out.

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"Depending on who you want to demonstrate it to, that might not be an impediment. The heroes know this body can teleport now that I did in when saving Bonesaw."

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"Yeah, I guess I can just suggest that you can teleport through gates as long as I never have to demonstrate your existence in Fairyland without transporting your other body there first. Given what I've said of my desiderata, any requests?"

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"My other body has a supply of food on hand. You should allow it to eat."

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"Your other body may non-conspicuously eat your food supply. And non-conspicuously drink drinkable things on hand. Anything else?"

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"Don't give away the fact that this body can speak. Other than that, I don't believe so."

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"Okay. Is writing all right? Do you object to being deployed under orders, would you rather I let you be?"

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"Depends on the deployment. I'd have objected to killing Jack or capturing Bonesaw, but most missions would compare favorably to not doing anything."

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"Following me around invisibly, bodyguarding? I mean, I can also fetch you some books and let you read."

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"I'll do it."

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"Okay. ...Can you bodyguard me and trail after me flying without having to directly touch me? With a string or something?"

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"No."

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Promise weighs her options, then sighs and says, "Okay, back to the clinging to the foot paradigm -"

And when she has delivered mission-appropriate orders including a contingency for appearing presentably if Promise decides to cough up the S9 to some sort of authority or other witness, she departs the hideout, lest vans descend upon her.

Someone will probably call her up sooner or later, but in the meantime: she has an email to her lawyer to write.

I have four members of the Slaughterhouse Nine. They have not been formally arrested and I am not at all sure that I wish to allow them to be. What are my constraints?
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Your prisoners won't have any grounds to object; anyone else would have killed them by now.
But the state objects. Hiding known murderers, with the purpose of keeping them out of the hands of ordinary law enforcement, is a felony.

This does require the purpose of keeping them away from law enforcement. If you have some
other reasons, then anyone who wanted to prosecute would have to prove why you were doing it. Since it certainly isn't out of a desire to assist them, you should be safe. You aren't committing any crimes they have much chance at proving so far.

If the authorities ask you where the Slaughterhouse Nine are, you do not have to tell them. This will only buy time, since they will come back with a warrant or a subpoena, and then you are required to comply. If you try to keep the prisoners yourself, you will run up against the law eventually.
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I'm primarily motivated to ensure that they're humanely treated, since inhumane treatment is not necessary to make them safe; I'm not sure if that counts as my reason being to keep them away from law enforcement per se. Although they're also potentially useful in their own right and may prefer working on projects I approve over not being allowed to venture even that near their former hobbies.

How do I identify warrants and subpoenas, and to what extent is not being present to receive them a defense?
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They're allowed to go in with a warrant whether or not you're there to allow it. But I understand you have access to places they physically can't reach without your cooperation. And yes, your obligations don't attach until you've been officially informed. The practical effect is that if you think disappearing isn't too extreme, you wouldn't be doing anything illegal.

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Do they have to physically reach me? What if I relocate my principal mortal world presence to Brazil and they send me an email?

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Federal authorities could cooperate with the nation you relocate to, and have them contact you in person. They'd do that if it were about stopping the Nine. As it stands, they're probably content enough not to make much effort as long as the Nine are no longer a problem and you aren't around to conspicuously not help.

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Okay. Is there a good way to negotiate my conditional handing them over without running afoul of an insistence on an unconditional such surrender?

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There's no procedure set up for that. It isn't a situation that comes up often, and there's no single person making most of the decisions. I could try negotiating it, if you send me a list of your conditions.

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Promise sends him an outline. Chief among her conditions are that she is not handing anyone over to be killed, either by the state or a fellow prisoner; she is unwilling to forbid self-defense to (for example) the Siberian if there is much chance she will require it and have no willing protectors.

Oh, and did she leave a Victoria and an Amy standing by? They can go home.

And Promise can order some pizzas for the S9. The contingencies about what if she leaves them alone with no food were only that.

And then...

This is getting ridiculous. She has nine captive parahumans, even if the S9 are taken away from her she will still have five, and while it's possible she'll just never accumulate more it seems a little unrealistic. She needs a better place to keep them.

Her address is fine for ordering pizzas to but it is not really cut out to host a lot of vassals. Her tree can get bigger, but she'd like to ever see her books again without worrying about information security.

Promise reads a few Wiki pages on Earth geography and climate,

and goes to the gate above the sky islands,

and makes a long, long row of tiny little gates, just big enough to peep through,

each leading to a spot high, high above a different mortal world's location-of-Viña del Mar.
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Choosing Earths at random means many of them are too different along a lot of axes. Climate differences are to be expected, but one world has less gravity and no atmosphere to speak of, another appears barren but usable unless she tries stepping through in which case it becomes impossible to breathe, a third gate fails due to the lack of anything resembling an Earth. Eventually one of the gates leads to a world similar to Earth Bet without the humans.

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Promise shuts the unsuitable gates as they settle and prove unsuitable. And when she finds a nice one, with the pleasing autumnal climate Wikipedia led her to expect and no humans anywhere even if she makes a second gate to check its Africa for early ones.

Man, Earth wildlife is pretty. She hasn't been to many uncultivated wildernesses on Bet.

Since the concept of alphabets, Hebrew or otherwise, is alien to her, she names her planet Hawthorn, plants a tree at her pleasant AU-Chilean location, and then starts investigating prefab housing and bulk mortal food purchases.

In the meantime, anything interesting in her inbox?
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An update from Quinn: most of the people involved are very much in favor of prosecuting any of these (apparently it's a boon to their careers) and they're willing to make some concessions. No collar preventing the singing supervillain from opening her mouth, for instance, and more importantly they won't be trying for capital punishment. (The fact that the Siberian is effectively unkillable may or may not be part of the reason for this.) But the Birdcage is a sticking point; some of his counterparts are of the opinion that if the Slaughterhouse Nine don't get sent there then there is no reason for it to exist.

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Then maybe there isn't a reason for it to exist, Promise comments. Does not trying for capital punishment mean not getting it?

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Yes. The jury can't decide on their own to execute someone.

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How flagrantly illegal would it be to leave the Siberian with permission to pick up her friends and leave if someone did try for capital punishment?

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Flagrantly. At most, the remedy would be to challenge the ruling in court before the scheduled date, and get a bigger judge to overrule it. No need for any new felonies at all.

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I am deeply dubious about this entire process. But assuming for the moment that I trust those involved not to seek capital punishment and I'm satisfied that these particular individuals can probably be considered capable of comfortably inhabiting the Birdcage and therefore are not cases of my specific problem at work, what's my next step?

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If you decide to trust it, you can just send them to the nearest PRT office. You will almost certainly be asked to testify about capturing them, but the the system isn't meant to rely on continued involvement of whoever caught the defendant.

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Is it reasonably guaranteed that someone who has registered a willingness not to seek capital punishment will be prosecuting?

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Reasonably. It won't be legally enforceable until the agreement gets made on their behalf instead of yours, but I'm as confident as is possible outside that constraint.

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Who gets to make agreements on their behalf?

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Their lawyer. It can't be me since you're involved and I'm representing you, but a deal that involves not being executed is what any defense lawyer would aim for. Under the circumstances.

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Do I get to talk and/or help select their defense lawyer? I have been getting the impression that even champions of the ostensible principles of the mortal justice system might be pleased to see these particular defendants suffer.

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You can, there's no rule against it, but it's ultimately between them and their lawyer.
And a bit of a misplaced concern, fortunately; defense lawyers in particular are used to defending regardless of who the defendant is.
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The Siberian doesn't talk, is that a problem?

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It will make things more complicated, but if she can understand what's going on and express preferences to her defense team then being mute won't by itself be prohibitive.

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Okay.

Time to email the Director. May I expect your assistance in handling the humane jailing of the Siberian, Bonesaw, Mannequin, and Shatterbird the same way you did with the ABB capes?
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Subject to the same caveat that I don't have unlimited influence, yes. For something this high-profile there's even less of a guarantee of keeping them out of the Birdcage, but I'll do what I can.

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I'll bear that in mind.

Hmm.

Promise emails Sarkany. If the Siberian just spends a lot of time with her friends they're probably all safe versus physical harm but that is by no means the only harm on offer. How bad is the worst case...?





It's bad.





Promise sends a caravan of furnished trailers and a fuel supply and generators and shelf-stable mortal food to Hawthorn, while pretending to anyone who asks that she is still dithering. Plumbing in the style mortals are accustomed to will be harder, but she parked near a river.

She moves the occupants of her tree there.

She asks her lawyer, If I do decide to start doing flagrantly illegal things, are innocent persons known to be my vassals who are not otherwise participating in my projects at risk?
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No. Even for those who are, anyone who wanted to punish them for it would have to prove you didn't force them. Your vassals might be at risk if they're dependent on you and you get captured, but they're at least safe legally.

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What is a good way to handle my money in the event I decide to start doing flagrantly illegal things, where "money" includes some number of bounties and a blank check from the Protectorate?

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A number of the more successful villains, and a few non-villains, have accounts with an anonymous figure called the Number Man. Ordinary banks can handle amounts of money easily enough, though blank checks might be trickier.
Ultimately, this is a solvable problem.
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She solves the problem.

She informs the evil clone brigade that it may soon be difficult to both routinely be in touch with Promise (such that she can give them special permission to do interesting capey things) and to attend school, be on Earth Bet frequently, etcetera; do they have a preference between these options if it does become one or the other?
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They tend to prefer being on Earth Bet. (The fact that this is because it's where the originals live and their goals still revolve around the originals may or may not be obvious.)

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It's kind of obvious. But not the sort of thing she wants to apply order force over. She can give them enough money to rent a place and support themselves through (if they so desire) college, and she makes sure they have broad enough permissions that if they need more money later Plague and Pestilence can heal or do strictly controlled forms of custom organism sale and distribution, and the three Victorias can transport cargo, work in appropriately limited-scope demolitions, give people rides, operate as acceptably legal/ethical bodyguards, etcetera. Or they can work retail, whatever, she leaves that sort of thing open too. They may continue to crash at her address if they don't want to run out and rent a place right away -

- nope, there they go.

Okay.

She sends Canary an email asking if she's happy with the current parameters of her orders, anticipates needing them changed ever again, etc.
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Canary is very happy with being a) free and b) able to sing. She wouldn't mind having the safety precautions stop being order-enforced, but she's not being compelled to do anything she otherwise wouldn't.

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...the safety precautions stay, and it sounds like she hasn't found them especially inconvenient in any non-safety context.

Okay.

Now -

she has to figure out where the Birdcage is.

Internet?
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The location is public. It's inside a particular mountain, there are maps to the entrance easily available, but nothing has more precision than "inside that mountain."

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That's okay. She's pretty sure it has, say, air, and a floor, and from there she can trial and error if necessary.

Oh, one last thing. Would the Protectorate like to sell her a big flattener that'll cover a large area, like the one that ran down during the Leviathan battle, in exchange for another gatepair?
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They are still very much in favor of having more gates. They have it ready quickly, almost as if it was built along with the last one and they just hadn't seen a reason to scale up Promise's power.

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How curious.

She makes sure it is meant to last a good long time. She gets it a little cart. She wheels it to Hawthorn. She makes them another gatepair.

As long as she has them in a cooperative mood, is there anything else they'd like to sell her?
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From the lack of common thread in what she's wanted so far, not really. They can stock up her spares of current equipment, if she likes. Sarkany and Armsmaster did eventually start work on the device to reversibly freeze things in time. It got interrupted when Armsmaster died, but other tinkers could finish it if she still wants a very long-term supply of anything.

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...And how long would that take?

Upon finding out that it is longer than a few days, Promise makes the gate in advance anyway, politely reminds them that if they don't deliver she will close the gate and the same goes for her blank check...

...gives a few million dollars to a charmingly like-charity...

...and then goes to the crystal reach, makes a gate to Hawthorn, waits until the Siberian is awake to accompany her, and starts trying to gate to the Birdcage.
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The gate settles more quickly than most mortal world gates. Something affecting the harmonics, or else she just got lucky.

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How fortunate.

The Siberian cannot protect her own human body. However, said human body can be turned into a mouse small enough to fit in the Siberian's mouth, which amounts to about the same thing. It sounds really uncomfortable to Promise, honestly, but when she asked the Siberian didn't object. She can materialize the projection around the mouse, too, which helps when the plan involves traveling through gates. (Human body goes through gates as normal; if there is a projection active at the time, it goes inactive when the human body leaves its world; the projection destroys gates without going through them. Protected person has the Siberian's same gate-destroying properties, which is slightly inconvenient.)

So: there they are in the Crystal Reach, with contingency orders in place for all the S9 alumni that the Protectorate still thinks Promise is going to let them have.

And here is a gate into the Birdcage.

And here is a nice big basket of haws.

And in Promise's belly is a little sachet of fairy-tailored knockout drugs courtesy of Bonesaw, in a live but slowly dissolving plant, which Promise will regrow with sorcery unless someone clumsily takes control of her (or cleverly takes control of her but doesn't leave her flattener working), in case she needs to self-destruct and for whatever reason can't just stop breathing breath or voluntarily activate the device. And she has a timer set on her phone so she doesn't forget to do the regrowth.

Promise double-checks her instructions for the Siberian in her notes, double-checks that the Siberian does not object to the plan (though she's not as enthusiastic as Bonesaw), turns herself and the mouseified organic body of the Siberian invisible &c, and sticks her head into the Birdcage.
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No response. There isn't anyone immediately in view from this empty cell, but nor is there unexpected retaliation for her sticking her head in.

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Lovely. And she can breathe without passing out, and all in all this looks pretty habitable. Signal to the Siberian...

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Cue the mouse, followed by the protector, which then turns invisible.

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And the rest of Promise follows, dragging her basket of haws, until she's completely through. She shuts the gate. She accepts the Siberian's invulnerability.

She tries the door.
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This one's unlocked. It reveals a group of men, mostly muscular and some with visible signs of powers, all wearing gray cotton clothing.

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Promise has little notes. She puts a stack of little notes and a small pile of haws among the men, then moves on, de-invisibling the notes and berries as she goes.

The little notes each read,

If you would like to leave the Birdcage for a pleasanter (but non-supervillainy-compatible) alternative venue, eat a berry and wait for further instructions. More details will be provided before you must make your final decision about whether to take a berry. You may decide to stay behind even if you do eat one.
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It won't be long before she has covered the cell block. Almost everyone takes one.

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Lovely!

There are, presumably, more cell blocks?
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There are. Getting to them isn't necessarily trivial, especially since the entrance to the women's side is a hole in a wall guarded from both sides.

As she approaches the exit from this block, a long-haired man flanked by two taller parahumans asks, "Would whoever is leaving the notes please show yourself?"
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Why? ask a set of fairylights in front of his face.

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The two on either side look surprised.

"Easier to talk to each other. I'd like to ask about these further details, and if it seems likely to work I can spread the word to the other cell blocks. More organized than your current method."
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I don't think the administrator of the prison has noticed me yet, and I may have some trouble when she does.

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"If you don't think you can deal with Dragon, coming here at all was reckless. In such a case, getting the others to come to you as quickly as possible is even more important."

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Click. ...She probably should have gotten that name first, in retrospect. It's just that she really did like Sarkany apart from the whole "operating the Birdcage" thing.

I don't think she can hurt me, but she could make the project inconvenient. Is there some reason you can't spread the word for me without looking at me?
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"Not at all. For that I only need to know the deal being offered in enough detail to know whether to take it seriously." He addresses the space where the words are appearing, for lack of a better direction.

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I have a colony on an alternate uninhabited Earth. It is currently pretty sparsely infrastructured, so you will have to drink river water and if there are more of you than I'm expecting you might get rained on, but these are temporary problems I'm hoping to fix over time with more detailed information about inhabitant preferences. I have an extremely thorough Master power and I will not let you hurt each other or conduct acts of supervillainy, but I don't mind releasing you back into Earth Bet if you can be made safe that way and prefer to take your chances there. I've heard you have TV here, you may have heard of me, I'm Promise.

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"I haven't, sorry to say. Marquis, pleased to meet you.
If you're willing to risk your power against every other power that exists, there are plenty here who would take advantage of the offer. Spruce, tell the other cell block leaders they're welcome to W with as many people as want to come, as long as anyone who causes trouble gets sent to the back of the line at my order or Promise's. Cinderhands, the leaderless ones.

Promise, before they go would you mind demonstrating that you do in fact have a way out?"

The taller of the two lieutenants volunteers, "I've eaten a berry, if you need someone who has."
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I'm a little concerned that if I turn visible or say anything, Dragon (they probably don't know her as "Sarkany" at all) will notice me right away, and I do have to do so for certain parts of my Master power to operate. I have a way in, as you can tell, and I didn't intend on imprisoning myself; will that do for now? Or I can disappear an object.

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"It'll do. If you could send this out of the prison?" A rod of bone rises from the floor.

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Promise takes it without assuming it into her invisibility, inspects it, reshapes it into a sphere to confirm that it's uniform inside and not some hastily prepared annoying Tinker device or something, and makes a gate to the lava flows. She tosses the bone through and then closes the gate. Then moves to another location in the room.

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Marquis nods. "It is gone, and not just invisible." Exeunt lieutenants. The people of cell block W have begun congregating around the entrance to the room, not because they know what's happening but just because this seems to be the room where it happens.

"The Birdcage's population will not be able to fit in any one place. Since my people are assembling, perhaps it would be a good idea to begin with them?" Marquis addresses the space where Promise isn't.
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This may also be particularly noticeable. I'm a little surprised she hasn't spotted me yet, actually, but since she hasn't what I'd ideally like to do is assemble several groups, set up my requirements for evacuation with each one, make gates for each one, and have everyone leave simultaneously.

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"I doubt we'll have the time. If you don't want to let people leave as soon as they're prepared, might I suggest at least letting them leave early in the event that we're interrupted?

Whimper, choose a group. For the first wave, if we don't end up all leaving together."
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The Crystal Reach is moderately popular as a tourist destination, but that's popular by fairy standards, she's in a cave, and it's very big. This is probably pretty safe. All right. The gates will lead to a location with nothing smarter than moss for miles around. If anyone does go farther than that, anyone they meet will have most of my same powers including the Master part if not more powers than me, and being captured by a randomly chosen person there would be by my estimation much worse than just staying in the Birdcage. If anyone goes through the gate without having eaten a berry, many of my escalation options are lethal, and I won't take anyone to the final destination without confirming that they have done that. Thank you for your organizational help, assuming it's not some kind of unpleasant gambit.

And then she outlines a new gate to the Crystal Reach in fairy lights.
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No one rushes through it, presumably because they understood the instructions. Or maybe the bone "X" across the gate had something to do with it.

While the first group arrives from outside Marquis' block, he opens the gate to see a balding and non-supervillanous-looking man. "Galvanate, welcome to W. You've brought your–"

While the cell block leaders are occupied, what looks like blue lightning arcs from out of view and strikes a wall. Alarms blare.
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Ah shit.

Promise abandons her inaudibility.

"RESPOND TO MY LIGHTS AS ORDERS," Promise yells to all her vassals except the Siberian, and that's as far as she gets before the room is flooded with containment foam.

Promise can ignore the containment foam like it's not there thanks to the Siberian - well, except it makes it impossible to see. She can clear it away, too, but only in the time it takes to physically traverse the space. She makes tunnels to all the people whose locations she remembers, and then starts trying to find her way out of the foam.
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No one is exactly surprised by this development. Dragon was likely to find out any time anyway. Those who can interfere with containment foam do, and some of Galvanate's people turn on each other trying to retaliate against whoever raised the alarm.

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Once Promise is out of the foam for a moment and can expect her voice to carry, she tries, "STOP," on Dragon.

Of course this does not help. Deafness is a really obvious defense.

Now she has to figure out how Dragon is seeing things.

She tunnels through another torrent of containment foam to go back to the helpful organizer-guy. ...Sarkany had some kind of unexplained issue with talking to Promise early on; she may be able to listen without quite correctly hearing. But there's all this opaque containment foam. So, in fairylights: Do you know where her cameras are?
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"The nearest one is probably destroyed. Try the far wall, top left corner."

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Promise inspects that area. Is there something camera-looking there?

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A small dome protruding from the ceiling that presumably contains a camera, if that counts.

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That counts.

Promise gets real close to it.

She makes sure she has the environment nailed so she doesn't fumble her fairylights.

She considers the odds that Dragon could be construed as actively doing something all the time to keep the Birdcage inhabitants from, say, dying of explosive decompression; and therefore chooses the order:

Take no new action.

Trailed from her hand in lights, very fast; there's a tradeoff in length and reaction time, but not that much of one.
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The inmates notice that no new streams of anything interfering with them, and the lack of escalating options replacing it. Those that can work their way out of the existing foam do, and then start freeing the others. Marquis is already standing atop the flood of foam, looking not only untrapped but clean, and pointing the way to buried prisoners. His people first, then Galvanate's in order of who's farthest from where the lightning came from.

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Promise, meanwhile, has some more things to say to Sarkany.

Listen such that orders will go through.

"Sorry about that. Facilitate my and my vassals' safe departure to Fairyland, and my distribution of berries. You may speak."

"Please let me resume Birdcage-unrelated activity as normal," murmurs Dragon's voice.

"Any actions you would wish to take even if I had not broken into the Birdcage, you may take," amends Promise. "Will that do?"

"Temporarily."

"We can follow up with revisions when I'm not evacuating a hellpit that you told me about in the first place. Tell me honestly and completely: is there anything you could tell me that I would want you to tell me today?"

"The Guild and Protectorate have both already received messages about the break-in, its culprit, and my likely inability to handle it. They're trying to follow up with me now."

"Do you anticipate that they will be able to stop me from getting everybody out?"

"Not unless you're very slow."

"Anything else?"

"Not that I think you'd want to talk about today in particular."

"Good. I really do apologize. I was hoping to manage without this part. I didn't even have your name going in."

"...I appreciate that."
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"Whose side are you on?" one prisoner jeers, but the mass of them don't object to Promise apologizing to Dragon as long as their captor is thoroughly stopped.

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"My side," says Promise. "And so are you, if you want out. Let's distribute some berries smart quick, shall we?"

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Dragon, Marquis, and Galvanate are all handing them out. So far only Marquis has refrained from taking one. He doesn't stay the only one forever. More capes arrive and the vast majority accept.

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Promise does have to make a separate gate to an ejected portion of Birdcage, but fortunately it settles in twelve minutes and the process can be completed. Berries! For all! As long as she has Dragon and Dragon has surveillance, she can leave the gates back to the Reach closed and keep a tally of who hasn't had any!

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Very few people turn down a berry. By the end it's just a small girl, a tall figure with no face, and Marquis. Everyone else is lined up to gate out.

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"You... will probably have a hard time eating a berry," Promise acknowledges to the faceless person. "Can you tell me your name, instead? Works just as well, it's only more inconvenient to scale."

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He can't, apparently. Like many of the more physically mutated capes, he has no memory of anything before waking up with powers.

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"Okay. I may be able to derive a syllable or two by guess-and-check and that suffices. Would you like me to tell you what I find or not?"
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"If it works." (He speaks, somehow.)

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"Well, the last time I tried it I got two in a row. It doesn't take much. It'll take a few minutes, maybe."

She starts going through her list. It takes some attention, but not all of it.

"Are you not coming?" she asks the bone guy.
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"I'm not." Marquis answers. "I'd be happy to explain why and perhaps negotiate an alternative, when circumstances are less urgent. The main problem is volunteering for such a thorough master power. I need to be able to set promises and rules, and this could undermine that."

The girl's voice sounds like a chorus of more voices than can easily be counted. "And I will not submit to another's control."
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"Well, you're welcome to stay, although I can't guarantee I'll have a chance to make another trip any time soon - I made preparations but managing this many people is an enormous hassle and I did mention I'm low on infrastructure in my colony. It's also entirely possible that Dragon - or do you prefer Sarkany?"

"Dragon is fine."

"It's possible that Dragon won't retain control of the facility, and it looks like it's just the couple of you, not a compelling large prison population who'd easily hover at the top of the priority list, remaining behind, unless someone didn't get the news about the running water situation and that changes minds."
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"I will leave through my own means when the others do through yours," the hovering girl says.

Marquis explains himself. "I am here because I refused to break my word. If it forces me to stay longer, it is a trade I've already made. Though I would hope you would be satisfied by my word to hold to whatever you enforce on the others, even without your power."

The population of the Birdcage is by now informed, thanks to messengers from the cell block leaders and facilitation from Dragon. There isn't anywhere several hundred escapees can congregate, but as many as can fit here have arrived.
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Promise... glances at the hovering girl but leaves her aside for the moment.

Though she considers there no reason anymore not to add Floating Girl as a candidate for the syllables she's already going through with faceless guy. She's going to have to namecheck everybody who goes through the gate, she's well past not learning too much about what humans like to name one another.

"And how did refusing to break your word land you here?" she asks, now handing out sheets of paper with copies of her intended order set for ex-supervillain residents of Hawthorn, a summary of current conditions there, the parameters of her release-under-commands plan for anyone who can be made safe to release under orders and would prefer to take their chances on a more populated Earth.
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"My power is such that I could kill most people easily, with nonlethal options being considerably more difficult. I have a code, among other things there was a rule about never killing women or children.

While I was unable to flee for...other reasons, the Brockton Bay Brigade understandably sent their female members after me. I would certainly have killed to stay out of the Birdcage—I don't claim to be a good person—but decided against breaking a promise."

As people get more informed, the deal is still near-unanimously accepted. Promise's competition is the Birdcage.
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"Well," says Promise, "that is an interesting story, and combined with the help you have provided it paints a tempting picture, but I wonder if there might not be a difference between a code you devised for yourself and one I develop. I'm gambling my own reputation and by extension my ability to do many things that require the cooperation of non-supervillains on being able to keep everyone I remove under control; my control can be gentler than the Birdcage but I don't want to make it less absolute in terms of the 'preventing supervillainy' goal. Ironic though that may be, considering I have probably already been moved across lists in the opinions of relevant institutions, but I hope you take my meaning."

The faceless person's original name contains a stressed "ree" syllable, which Promise had to start varying sounds she already has for. Nothing on floating girl yet, so she keeps going; faceless guy can wait a little longer.
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"Understandable. You don't want to stake your reliability on someone else's choices. Also my problem with your power.

I can't offer much proof, unfortunately. All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of good lieutenants and a top-notch brain. But if I stay in the Birdcage and it's worth your time to check, everyone from the Protectorate to the Slaughterhouse Nine will confirm that I do not break promises."
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"Then I might conceivably get around to swinging back and looking for you, but do not guarantee that I will do this before someone bustles you off to a different prison and doesn't let me find out where it is. It's 'Marquis'? I don't have the same memory for cape names as I have for real ones."

And then, click, last syllable of Shatterbird's name is a match for Floating Girl.
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As soon as it clicks, one of the three ghosts facing Promise while revolving around Floating Girl flashes. A fraction of a second later all four figures swirl and disappear.

"It is, but that is probably more immediately pressing. Whatever you just did, Glaistig Uaine took exception to it. I would have expected her to try to kill you, and can't say what she might be doing instead."
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"I figured out her name. Which does mean she can't attack me directly but does not mean she can't get help, if that's in her repertoire. Damn. Dragon, you may communicate this incident to interested parties and add my willingness to help any good-faith effort to collaborate on recapturing her."

"On it," sighs Dragon's voice.

"Could she have left the entire time? On her own?"

"Probably. She agreed to stay for a time in exchange for collecting the 'ghosts' of Birdcage inmates who died while she was here."

"And I just made that much less lucrative for her. Grand. I don't know whether that even makes me less pleased that I pulled off the heist or not. Well, I have no idea where she is, can't gate directly to her, and have several hundred other vassals to manage. You," she says to the faceless person, "have a 'ree' in your original name. If you don't want to back out at the last minute, would you like to be the first through the gate?"
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"Yes" says, apparently, someone with "ree" in his original name. "Been here long enough."

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"Tell me honestly: have you read the entirety of the paper titled 'Hawthorn Rules'?"

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"Yes." (The order may only be enforced to the one prisoner, but several of the nearer ones answer it.)

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"Obey them. You may go through the gate and wait there."

And then she proceeds to namecheck everybody else who's coming, ask them in batches the same question, and give the same instructions.
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The Birdcage has six hundred inmates. This won't be instant. But they're being let in to cell block W a few at a time, so at least everything on this side is orderly. A few people try lying about their names, but it quickly becomes common knowledge that this doesn't work. Very soon everyone ends up in Fairyland.

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"I'll email you," Promise tells Dragon. "I'll probably be willing to completely rescind your orders but I will need a little while to think about it and to also not be in the Birdcage at the time."

And then Promise's bodyguard goes invisibly through, Promise follows and collects the flattener she hid in the crystal, and she leads them all to Hawthorn.
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Leaving only Marquis and Dragon behind.

Everyone else finds Hawthorn preferable to the Birdcage (mostly because it's not the Birdcage), but a large majority are curious about Promise's conditions for returning to Bet.
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"I'm going to want to interview each of you," Promise says when she has them all assembled, "learn your cape names if you prefer them, learn your powers, learn what you want to do with yourselves - including if that's 'go home'. It's possible some of you cannot be made safe to my standards of safety to go back to Bet, but that probably won't apply to most people. You are also welcome to stay, and either lounge around the colony or volunteer to help me with constructive projects of one sort or another; I have a list of things that I'll post publicly after I've reshuffled the priorities in light of the interviews. If you are interested in helping me organize the other people here, raise your hands?"

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Hands go up. All the former cell block leaders present, and a few per block who weren't. One block leader, a short man introducing himself as Teacher, volunteers his students to help with the construction.

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The look Promise gives Teacher is eloquent. "Ah," she says. "There you are. You can be interviewed first."

She starts a list of interview time slots (in Hawthorn time), names some things that should increase priority, estimates a ballpark of ten minutes per person on average, and sends the volunteers except Teacher to prioritize everybody.
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The results are going to be questionably valuable, since most don't know each other and those who don't have any kind of agenda probably didn't volunteer, but the priority list won't be useless.

Teacher shows up first, looking as inoffensive as supervillainly possible.
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Promise extrudes a desk from her tree and pulls a notebook out of it.

"You're why I finally decided to empty the Birdcage," Promise remarks, writing Teacher and his real name.
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"Really? I hadn't thought I was that notable yet. Thanks, I suppose."

She's not exactly hiding that this isn't because she thinks he was unjustly sent there.
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"Summarize your power for me, please, I have it only secondhand."

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"I give others mental powers. Skill in a field, sensory abilities, limited forms of precognition. While they have the powers they are absolutely loyal to me, and even afterward they retain negative effects. The more powerful I make them, the shorter it lasts and the worse the effects. They lose other abilities, become less intelligent, in extreme cases they could become a vegetable. It can be used only on subjects who permit it.

Nobody comes to me unless desperate. There were a lot of desperates in the Birdcage."
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Promise jots down notes. "Summarize the states of your current 'students'."

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"Most are as close to their normal faculties as I can manage. I prefer working with people rather than invalids. This means lesser powers, mostly mechanical or medical specialties to keep the Birdcage supplied, refreshed on as great a delay as possible.

They are all still themselves, but many become more passive than before and some have lost noticeable amounts of intelligence."
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"How finely can you direct what powers you grant?"

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"It's always a general power. Touch, willpower, a language, vision in another wavelength. But the end result is what I and the student expect it to be. I might be able to give someone the ability to know people's real names, if that's what you're asking."

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"That is not what I am asking. I do not plan to use your power for anything except, possibly, incapacitating other fairies who are too immortal to be permanently dealt with in other ways, and for the foreseeable future I'm just avoiding other fairies entirely. I just want a sense of what I'd be working with in some kind of emergency. Use of your power is purely voluntary on your part?"

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"Yes. That, you don't have to worry about."

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"Good. Don't use it. Do you want to be on the list for release?"

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"My current students will disapprove of that last order. Many of them are likely to want their powers returned when they lose them.

Whether you amend that or not, yes, I would."
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"They're all capable of expressing that in the interviews themselves?" Promise asks. She adds Teacher to a separate list.

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"They are. Almost all of them will be able to express opinions even without my power helping them. I can remove it early if you want to interview them in their natural state."

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"What effects will remain on them if you remove your power?"

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"They regain most of what they lost, but lose everything they gained. They'll end up with less independence or willpower or whatever the trade was than they started with. And they will go to some lengths to get the powers back, most of them. This may be an effect of my power or just of becoming accustomed to having it, but it's an effect one way or another."

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"Noted. Please list everyone I have who has been one of your students by cape name."

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He lists about two dozen. It's all those and only those who arrived from his cell block.

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She writes them down. "Is there anything else I should know about you, your intentions and preferences, or other topics likely to be relevant to me?"

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"I need to be planning something large-scale, to keep myself sane. I want to be in the room where it happens. I was never a major player, but did get some idea of the real big picture, the game those major players are playing, before I got caught. For instance, it may interest you to know that all the important hero and villain factions with their own agendas are under the influence, if not control, of some of the same people."

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"That's interesting. I might be able to use your strategic advice if that's something you prefer to do, but it being a requirement for your sanity doesn't bode particularly well for releasing you unsupervised under orders tight enough for comfort. On release you in particular would not, in effect, be a cape, and your history might be a barrier to non-superpowered politics."

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"I could always change my identity, but I meant working for you. As much as I'd prefer taking over the world without reporting to anyone, that doesn't seem to be a possibility at the moment.
If it's just the release that's the problem, I could find some volunteers and some agents and do everything from here."
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"I'm not anticipating rescinding the order not to use your powers except maybe to taper off your existing students and maybe to solve extremely dramatic emergencies which I can't solve with the entire population of the Birdcage plus several other vassals but could solve with you."

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"At all? My powers are better used in the long term and big picture. Emergencies are neither."

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"I did mention you're why I broke into the Birdcage. It wasn't because I thought you'd be useful."

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"Well if I'm powerless either way I'll take the release option. No mind alteration at all."

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"Noted. It'll be a while before I'm consolidated enough to get around to it and compose sufficient orders. Anything else?"

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Nothing he volunteers.

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"All right. Shoo. Next!"

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The six hundred Birdcaged are going to take time, but at least each individual runs through quickly.

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This is still going to take a couple of days. When she's done with the priority interviews and has a list of her vassals and their powers well underway, she puts her desk back into the wood of her tree for the night. She makes sure they all have places to sleep and access to the food. She puts up a few bulletin board type things - infrastructure projects for which she'd like volunteers (plumbing, internet, electricity that won't require periodically buying fuel), suggestion list for things she should attempt to import, any permissions/order amendments/conflict resolution someone would like to call her attention to. She lights it all up with fairylights against the growing dark and leaves pens around and goes into her tree for sleep.

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By morning the infrastructure part is heavily annotated and the list of imports is extensive. She just gave every Tinker in the Birdcage free rein to do stuff, even if it is all basic things. A few projects, the ones that can be done in a cave with a box of scraps, even get completed. (There are three competing plumbing systems by morning, each creating water from thin air or possibly just creating it and each working in completely unrelated ways. Some of Teacher's students are expanding the most reliable of these.)

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...Good for Teacher's students.

And how do they feel about being weaned off? (Are any of them absolutely irreplaceable, looking at the other Tinkers she has on hand?)
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As Tinkers go, these are among the worst. Their strength is teamwork, which most Tinkers can't do. And her other Tinkers are among the best; weak parahumans can be held outside the Birdcage. One Tinker can make single-use technology to do practically anything, on a planet-wide scale, limited only by tools and materials. When arrested, she had been threatening to remove the moon. Teacher's plumbers and dentists are replaceable.

They do object. They have different reasons, some saying they like having powers more in demand than their own, some saying they've gotten used to their new senses and don't want to go blind, some saying they still need it, and some saying they're just happier now. But all of them say no for one reason or another.
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...They do seem lucid. The ones with the new senses in particular she sympathizes. She tots up the results of their enforced honesty to come up with a strictly spaced schedule, but if they wish to go to hell in their own fashion she isn't going to torment them coming and going. She goes and gives Teacher permission to obey this schedule, with his existing students only.

She finishes her interviews.

Internet up yet, or does she have to go to Bet to email Dragon and see how crazed the netizens are about her escapade?
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There are fewer people who can do internet, but it's working on and off by the time she finishes interviews.

The answer is very. Very crazed. The Protectorate and the Guild either didn't try to cover it up or they failed, and the public now thinks Promise is the world's scariest villain. 096773 alone is big, on the same scale as 133468, and now Promise controls her plus six hundred others. Some opinions are along the lines of "I hope she killed all of them," often accompanied by lists of atrocities committed by particular inmates. Cooler heads are of the opinion that this could be much more humane but now the more dangerous villains have no option between ordinary prison and death.

Promise has almost no popular support on Earth Bet. People talk about how at least now there'll be a much stronger defense if there's another Endbringer attack, but this convinces very few people and is suspiciously conditional.
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Well, that's disappointing but not out of the realm of expectation.

Promise posts a picture of one of the more photogenic unsuitable Earths she checked in the course of finding Hawthorn to her photo blog and then checks her email.
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She's got emails from Quinn, most of which will stay safely irrelevant as long as she doesn't get caught. Some updates from her preexisting sets of vassals, none of whom need her continuous intervention except Noelle. And a polite notification that of course you realize this means war from the person who has since become the former Director of the Brockton Bay PRT.

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Promise replies that she hopes it does not mean so much war that she can't help nail down Glaistig Uaine if she is located (...she adds 'locate and contain Glaistig Uaine' to a bulletin board) or that she cannot give Noelle occasional booster sparrowings. And to whom should she direct future inquiries intended for a PRT official in Brockton Bay? (She does apologize for the deleterious effects on the Director's career but doesn't think anyone would listen to her telling them that it's unnecessary.)

She emails Noelle. She apologizes for the inconvenience. She is still happy to turn her into a sparrow and back but they may have to work out something cloak-and-dagger in case the PRT decides to ambush her. Or Noelle could come to Hawthorn if she doesn't mind having supervillains for neighbors.
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Glaistig Uaine is a sufficiently big deal that they'll take what help they can get. The local villains of wherever she gets found would probably even team up, if they're powerful enough to be useful and foolhardy enough to volunteer. The ex-director loudly refrains from saying the same about Noelle. She does provide an email for her replacement, though there's no name attached even if Promise looks at it on a computer that doesn't automatically censor things.

Noelle herself agrees that she might be being tracked, it's what she'd do in the PRT's position. It was still recently that being near Noelle was sufficient reason to be killed by Bonesaw's teammates, so she doesn't have a lot of attachments on Bet. And she's also indestructible, so she's less worried about supervillains than she could be. Hawthorn sounds fine.
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Promise emails the replacement director, apologizes for the inconvenience. Asks when and where she can pick up the time-stopping tinkertech she is owed for the most recent gate and if they will be so kind as to not attack her when she does, because bringing a large detachment of supervillain bodyguards sounds like a hassle to her.

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It turns out they are kind enough not to attack her. This might only be because EMPing her harmonic flattener and covering her in foam would just end with her activating her self-destruct and getting away, with no results other than tipping her off. She gets her payment with no hostility at all.

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Well, then, she can tell Noelle when and where that will be, and invite her to come back with her then.

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Noelle, slightly surprised that she gets through that easily, gets through that easily. The Dallons, the other Dallons, and Canary are still on Bet, but everyone who needs ongoing supervision is safely on Hawthorn.

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Huzzah. Noelle gets briefed on Hawthorn's rules - mostly so she knows what constraints the supervillains are under; Noelle herself seems trustworthy - and resparrowed-rehumaned.

Promise emails Dragon about revising her orders. She has no quarrel with Dragon which is unrelated to the Birdcage and is willing to totally release her, although this does involve Dragon being in a position to hear enforced orders.

Dragon responds with a really interesting life story. Or, well, origin story. She is, she says, an artificial intelligence ("...yes, like a computer program but smarter") and was already operating under some heavy restrictions.

She'd been vetting Promise as a possible way around them all along. Which is kinda flattering. And is why Promise got such a detailed description of the Birdcage: information about what Promise does and does not consider appropriate to do to imprisoned persons was essential information. Dragon wasn't expecting her to do that with it, but the decision of whether to let Promise have her name is already moot.

And it turns out that some of the orders Promise delivered during the breakout were at cross purposes with Dragon's creator's intentions. Some actions Dragon habitually takes are compulsory whether she likes them or not.

And when told to stop taking them, she did.

That said, Dragon does not want to perform extensive experiments on Promise Versus Dragon's Author at this time. She will settle for a small rescindment for the time being while seeing how Promise's... thing... shakes out. She whips up something that will filter out the sound if Promise deviates from the accepted wording. They have a VOIP call. Promise removes the exception from Dragon's freedom to act as she wishes, enabling her to take actions which relate to Promise having broken into the Birdcage.
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Promise's thing continues to shake out. Hawthorn is beginning to turn into an actual colony as well as an escape. Quite a few powers are useful for this, and some of the people who have them are willing to use them (probably in an attempt to look helpful-but-not-too-necessary for when Promise decides who to release, but still).

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Promise starts releasing people. Snugly ordered into decent citizenship and constructive-if-any power use, offered plastic surgery from Bonesaw (at Bonesaw's convenience) if they really need it to avoid instant re-arrest, obliged to check messages and show up if summoned for order revisions, and then dropped off in any country they prefer with small starting funds.

It's not about who's essential. Anyone whose powers may go off involuntarily or who seems to have an excessively twisty turn of mind or who does not seem to have an actual plan for how to use their freedom is held back, but she will give up anybody who seems like nobody will be worse off for their release.

When she finds herself with some downtime she looks in on the forum. Is anyone actually asking questions of her or are they just encouraging each other to speculate?
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All of the above. (Mostly speculation, of course. This is still the Internet.) They want to know why she did it, whether she's officially A Villain now or if the Birdcage was a one-off thing, whether she gave specific inmates what they deserved (enough people ask this one that it adds up to half her list), and if she's still going to be healing people. And people still appreciate her photo blog, even now that she's a wanted archvillain.

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Promise writes:

I considered the Birdcage inhumane. The five hundred and ninety-nine inmates who preferred to volunteer to hand themselves over to a stranger's Master power rather than stay there, this when at the time I didn't even have running water available, would seem to reinforce the point.

I think I am probably legally categorized as a villain at this point but I do not think I am morally one. To the extent law and ethics match I will abide by both. Where they diverge, I have lost patience with the mortal legal system, much to the apparent dismay of my lawyer.

I have not satisfied your revenge fantasies, although some of the inmates were hoping for more outlets for their villainous inclinations than I offered and were disappointed, which will have to content you.

It may be logistically complicated for me to heal more people. I'm not opposed in principle, but the last time I did it the Slaughterhouse Nine showed up, killed and injured and frightened some people who were there for my help, and made my life very inconvenient before I killed and acquired the remaining members. Other villain groups, or Protectorate contingents who think I'd look good on their resume who happen to be feeling lucky, might try something similar; I managed one known-entry-point transit to Bet since the jailbreak but it was a rather tense affair. If anybody has an ambush-proof way for me to do healings, let me know; otherwise it will have to wait until I have a defensive excursion contingent put together which I expect to be able to decisively and with minimized casualties handle anyone who thinks they can take me.

The photo blog will continue to update for the foreseeable future. Let me know if there's anything in particular you want pictures of.
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That sounds nice and reasonable and the best they could plausibly hope for, and then

>Slaughterhouse Nine ... inconvenient before I killed and acquired the remaining members

It's not like the villains Promise is keeping aren't already the most powerful faction the public has information on (A forumite coins the term 'Kept' and it catches on until that's the unofficial name), but this little detail doesn't go unremarked. The Birdcaged villains have been out of the public consciousness for a while, but the Slaughterhouse Nine were very much current bogeymen. Everyone's curious about which ones are dead or captured; all the normal channels is saying is that the Nine are defeated. Speculation is that this is because the PRT didn't want to say some of the Nine were safely in the hands of another villain.

Suggestions for healing range from "message Promise a time and a long list of addresses, hope they aren't watching all of them" to "just be invincible and laugh."

And of course people have requests for more Fairyland pictures. (Alongside more doable requests, some of them include stars, eclipses, wildlife...not everyone has caught on to what Fairyland doesn't contain.)
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Well, Fairyland does have stars and other nifty sky-things, including fake eclipses. Promise takes pictures of the wildly inconsistent starscapes over several continents, in places where she has easy access to nighttime, and queues them. Wildlife she can't help with; even if there is some wandered in from a gate and not dead yet, she doesn't know how to make it sit still.

The problem isn't that I can't be invincible; the problem is more that whoever I was healing could be taken hostage, which is what happened with the Slaughterhouse Nine. I worry that a motivated Thinker would be able to corner me at a chosen address and time; it would be a bit less of a concern if I were faster at healing than I am, but I am not.

I killed Jack Slash and Cherish, and still have the Siberian, Bonesaw, Shatterbird, and Mannequin. I never had contact with any others.
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Bring them to Fairyland?

That count leaves [two numbers], who haven't been confirmed active since Leviathan and would both be really obvious if alive. Promise gets asked for the full story, since waltzing in and winning sounds like it's not that, but everyone understands that capes often keep details back. On more recent escapades, people want to know what made her attack the Birdcage now instead of earlier or later, whether it's now empty, and what she's doing with the rescuees.
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Promise does tell them how she got Jack, loosely - she had the Siberian first and she did it; normally Promise would not use a non-volunteer vassal for something like that but she didn't get Jack's name until it was too late and couldn't ensorcel him. About Cherish she only says Her I had to kill directly. It was horrible and I don't want to talk about it in any more detail.

The Siberian doesn't want people knowing she's literate, even if this is a weaker preference than avoiding them knowing she's not mute, so Promise doesn't explain the rest except to say that she had Mannequin's name from the PRT well in advance.

She attacked the Birdcage now instead of earlier or later because this was how long it took for a critical mass of damning facts about the place to accumulate and because founding even a bare-bones colony on an alternate Earth is not trivial. One person elected to remain in the Birdcage. The rescuees are doing what they like, within the constraints of Promise's definition of good behavior. She does not elaborate on whether they are all doing this in the same place.
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No one wants to deny that this is more humane than the Birdcage, even with as little information as they have. Who stayed and what do they have against alternate Earths, is the obvious next question, followed by Alternate Earths? Can you open a gate to Aleph? I want to find out if their Star Wars prequels were any good.

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Marquis stayed; he has nothing against alternate Earths as far as she knows, but something against handing Promise control of his life, and frankly Promise is surprised he didn't have lots of company. She can't think of any reason she wouldn't be able to gate to Aleph. She has been advised against it but not in particularly strong terms; someone might have to come up with more compelling reasons than Star Wars prequels to get her to do it though.

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No, Promise doesn't understand. More Star Wars movies that are actually good would be worth more than just going to another universe.

Birdcage versus being under an unknown master's complete control is a surprisingly divisive question, among people who have never done either.
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What an interesting forum argument she has sparked.

Unfortunately, Promise is unmoved by reiterations that Star Wars is very important. She is sure she will develop a taste for mortal media eventually, but she is not yet quite accustomed to it and finds the concept of movies a little weird when she's not even used to the kinds of stories mortals tell in print.
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The endless source of questions will never run out of questions. Which facts were sufficiently damning for her to storm the castle, and is she likely to attack everyone else who's at least that bad? Because there are some nasty rumors about the Gesellschaft...

One person asks if she got [099128]'s name, and ordered him to kill the Endbringers.
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The last straw was Teacher. At his current students' own requests she isn't cutting them off, but he will never get another enrollment again in any situation she can reasonably anticipate. She really doesn't like mind control. However, she also doesn't like getting near it very much; people are welcome to inform her of problems in the world, especially if she would be an unusually efficient means of solving them, but she will go about them based on what she can comfortably take on without compromising her future effectiveness, not based on how lurid the stories are.

She does not have 099128's name. She did talk to him, and may have been unusually effective at getting a response because whatever the hell he speaks it is really really not a mortal language (she breaks out the analogy that sudden language-switching could be mistaken for a change of handwriting or suddenly having a scratchy throat unless she's paying close attention), and she did suggest that he finish off the Endbringers rather than just beating them into a reprieve, but she does not have him for a vassal.
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Not human. Well there goes the only real guess at what 099128 is. Apparently she's the reason he suddenly decided to kill the walking natural disasters, though; there are fewer than no complaints there. With the success of that crackpot theory, there are a lot more. Is she behind 133468's recent disappearance? Did she order her city's PRT people to be unable to catch the Undersiders, or are they just that slippery? Is she behind some mortal musician's recent decision to no longer suck? Nothing is too implausible, after this.

If she really doesn't like mind control, some of her American readers suggest, she might be interested in the Fallen. A group of Endbringer cultists who have had some success breeding powers, one of the major threads they've built up involves various flavors of forcing people to do things. They're also more active than usual, having published an end times prophecy, multiplied their numbers, and started marching on the city in Texas where the 'the last Endbringer's feathers landed here' memorial is.
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She is not behind 133468's disappearance and had not known he disappeared. She has not been ordering anyone in the PRT to do anything and was not aware the Undersiders were a big deal particularly, and the extent to which Brockton Bay is her city is shrinking anyway. The only mortal musician she knows of is Canary (Promise has to avoid non-instrumental mortal music; it keeps containing names and it's harder to software-censor, especially without omitting its aesthetic value) and as far as Promise is aware Canary's musical quality is completely independent of Promise's interactions with her.

Promise is indeed concerned about the Fallen. That sounds like the sort of people she would find concerning indeed. Would any Kept like to volunteer to handle that? Ideally, Kept who have some sort of resistance against the opposing Master powers. Also, she doesn't see a reason to field Tinkers themselves for any reason other than "fiddly technology no one else can operate" or "field repair" or "the Tinker has gone stir-crazy", but if they want to build neat (tame, controllable, explicable-in-function-to-Promise) things for the combat mission volunteers to tote along, she's all for it.
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Undersiders aren't a big deal, but they're the currently biggest deal in the city people tended to associate with Promise. (The speculators are now asking whether Promise was involved in Canary's trial, but since it looks from the outside as if it was just the mortal justice system reaching a correct result this is mostly just another theory from the crackpot corner.)

Many tinkers do want to go in the field personally. In fact, so do many of the Kept in general, whether or not they have specific defenses against the Fallen. A large minority are looking forward to a fight and consider that a sufficient reason in itself. And the Fallen are mostly not masters, even if only the original members get counted. (The Birdcage: not the best place to find people who accurately gauge risk.) Promise is going to have to be selective about who she brings, unless she wants to oppose an army including hundreds of parahumans with her own army of hundreds of parahumans.
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Well, it's not completely out of the question that she might want to do that. But she's going to have to organize it into manageable squads. She does not want to have to holler until she's coughing up blood to redirect her entire army of hundreds of parahumans, nor does she want to go in with nothing but a single pre-ordered plan that will disintegrate on contact with the enemy; she can do this with rules of engagement, but not strategy. How is she on "not spectacularly untrustworthy, smart, palatable-as-leaders" in her roster?"

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The ones who just want to fight are about as trustworthy as it gets with this group. Palatable leadership is another sticking point. People like Gavel and Lustrum could fit the other requirements, if not for the risk that they'd go overboard with their decidedly unleaderlike philosophies. Galvanate is a relatively good bet but doesn't see a reason to volunteer, Teacher volunteers but is Teacher, and ultimately this isn't an easy question.

Eventually people can be found who can be competent while not backstabbing each other. Marquis' old lieutenants have some concept of cooperation, Crane the Harmonious can be trusted with a group as long as they aren't literally ordered to obey her, and a few others. There are enough to break it down into squads.

Several of the Kept are of the opinion that "this is stupid, it's just an army, why not just let me kill them." Presumably people like Black Kaze, Acidbath, and Genoscythe are not the place to look for leadership.
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Anybody who doesn't have nonlethal options (and doesn't want a berry juice dart gun and a little transponder broadcasting Promise's voice - she presumes her tinkers can whip some of those up?) is staying home. That said, Promise is not going to send the Kept to have a war and outright forbid lethal force if it becomes necessary - for a rigorously defined understanding of 'necessary' that yet might come to pass more than once in a blue moon. They are going to have to be very gentle and careful and nonthreatening to the innocent civilian bystanders, not blatantly antagonize the Protectorate forces, not attempt to spontaneously defect to the Fallen, etcetera, etcetera. Promise organizes squads, reorganizes squads when someone reminds her that language barriers exist, passes out dart guns and transponders (she likes tinkers) and collects all the intel on the situation that the Internet can funnel her to formulate her initial strategy.

She decides to see if the Protectorate would like to be helpful, and emails the Chief Director announcing that she is concerned about the Fallen, has all these Kept raring to go, should they maybe coordinate or something.
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How nonlethal? Pretty much anyone gets disabled if splashed with enough acid, and it doesn't have to be fatal.

There isn't much information publicly available. The Fallen announced the fall of the Endbringers signified that the end was to be brung, and collected some compatibly crazy followers. Numbers aren't known, except for 'a lot.'

The Chief Director is more helpful. About two hundred parahumans, only a few dozen of which were part of the Fallen before this started, and more non-cape followers. Many of the capes haven't been identified. The good news is that the worst of the masters are products of the Fallen, and details on their powers are as known as any villains'. (Promise gets sent this, along with the powers of any other villains known to have joined.)

The Protectorate is out in force, though it hasn't attacked yet. Their opponents claim to have ordered civilians to cause as much damage as possible if the heroes fight before the prophesied day. A few civilians have turned themselves in claiming to have received such orders, and some master powers are more effective than others.

There are options for working together. Promise could wait another few days until everyone can attack openly, just go in early while the heroes very visibly sit on their hands, maybe accept reinforcements from any especially foolhardy heroes who want to pretend to be part of Promise's group, or hold back the Kept except for Strangers and join the current efforts.

Normally this kind of impossible odds means they'd call in 133468, and it's in his region and everything. But he's unavailable at the moment, so the Protectorate is more willing than usual to work with other factions.
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Promise is not super thrilled about splashing people with acid, either, but some opposing Brutes who could shrug off dart guns and less acidic attacks might call for such measures. She tentatively allows capes in the "dissolution with acid" genre to form a squad to be summoned for such situations and mostly hang back otherwise.

What's she got in the "preventing compromised civilians from damaging things" department? And suitably stealthy Strangers...?

And how the hell did the Protectorate misplace 133468?
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Acidbath would violently disapprove of that decision, but orders prevent the 'violently' part. He's stuck hoping the Fallen are just the right amount of indestructible.

133468, for his part, has managed to become thoroughly misplaced. With the Endbringers gone, he faced the prospect of never having a serious battle until the important one. Even if this situation with the Fallen were to escalate until they had hundreds of parahumans, he'd be too concerned about collateral damage to really fight them. His powers have been waning since the beginning, and it's only in a fight that he feels closest to his old strength. If he doesn't get his power back he'll be useless, and he still holds out hope that a sufficiently real challenge might fix him permanently.

The Endbringers are gone; if he dies it's not the end of the world. If he doesn't regain his strength and more, that might be. There'll never be a better time than this. Even less since, as it happens, Promise left her Australia gate open the last time she reused it. Eidolon steps through.
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It leads to a homey, roomy tree, lit by fairylights in easily-covered locations. It doesn't have any airholes. There are books, not covered by wood right at this moment, and a little kitchenette and a basin of water and a bed and a sewing room and lots of drawings decorating its interior surfaces.

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Presumably Promise's residence. He's not here to intrude, so he space-warps out of the tree without looking too closely. His method of teleportation was selected for the likelihood it would destroy the gate. Once to get to Alice Springs and turn it into a tear, once to leave the tree and cut off the gate altogether. No sense in being followed, and the gate wasn't meant to be open at all.

Once out, he changes out one of his powers. Charging up takes longer than it used to, but in a few minutes he can sense every person in a long enough range that he can see Fairyland's flatness directly. He chooses the largest collection, and warps to just above them.
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He has found a little fairy town. Little fairies - they are all the same kind, yellow and fly-winged and fuzzy, averaging two feet high - go about their business, tending plants, constructing and repairing tiny fairy buildings and burrows, flying to and fro, eating and singing and chatting and sailing around on their lake.

A fairy notices him and starts flying up to see what's going on.
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Most fairies aren't especially relevant one way or the other.
For this to work, he's probably going to have to play the villain. "Send me your sorcerers, if you think they can face me." Green light flashes across the sky. Presentation.
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"Are you a mortal?" asks the fuzzy yellow fairy.
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"Yes. I am Eidolon. I am here for a fight, and know exactly what I'm gambling."

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The fairy presumably doesn't have any highly specific orders for what to do if Eidolon shows up looking for a fight, because he hovers there, blinking, then says, "...You want us to drag the sorcerers out of the library. And have them fight you."

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Actual villains never seem to have this problem.
"Or...whoever you call on when threatened.
You know what, I'm here to forcibly collect all your names. Please raise the alarm and have people try to stop me."
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"This is a breeder court," the fuzzy yellow fairy explains patiently. "You might have better luck with the mixed court up the mountain."
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A chance to start over actually does sound pretty good right now. He warps populationward up the mountain.

"I am Eidolon! Face me if you want to keep your names!"
Is this what it's like for his opponents all the time?
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The court up the mountain has homes dug into the mountain, perched up trees, in mounds of earth on the slope, and in a few gigantic flowers. The presumable home of the court's master is a fancy building with lots of glass and shells; someone peeps out of the window, then disappears. A minute later fairies of various shapes and sizes and colors fly out of the fancy house and address others in the court. Apparently getting a court ready for unexpected challenges like this takes a while.

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This is fine. He takes time to prepare, too. The long-range mind detection gets replaced with a telekinesis-based ranged attack, and after one last flash the green lightning with defensive precognition. The space warping he keeps. The flight it gives him seems to work differently here than on Earth Bet for one reason or another, but his power is filling in a way to use it to stay in the air. And the teleportation is a necessity.

In a few minutes he'll be fully prepared for whatever they throw at him.
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Their first volley is (going to be) intense heat in his immediate location, surrounded by intense cold everywhere else in case he gets out of the metaphorical kitchen.

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Sorcerers! That's what he's here for.
The cold isn't going to be literally everywhere; he considers locations to teleport to until one of them doesn't involve being frozen. With any luck he'll be in blasting distance of his opponents.
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Well, he could land on the ground. They aren't freezing themselves. Or he could go a ways uphill.

Whichever he does, he will then find some of the smaller fairies buzzing in his direction with sugar candy and slices of fruit.
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This is enough of a move against him that his precognition tells him their path, but that doesn't make it a threat. He appears in the middle of the buzzing and strikes at them with telekinesis. One fairy gets a small piece of mortal fruit blasted toward their face, stopping before it arrives. "I'm looking for people who can fight me. Where are the sorcerers?"

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The fairies do not answer him. The one he aimed fruit at looks terrified but can't of her own volition alter the plan she was given. They keep trying to feed him.

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For possibly the first time in human history, self-defence against fresh fruit is a vital skill. Eidolon cheats, of course.
The inches disappear, and the pomegranate seed starts pressing itself through the fairy's mouth.

"Where are my opponents?"
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The terrified fairy cannot answer. She can't even scream. She can cry, though! That's an involuntary reaction!

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Right. Orders.
"Tell me, and then you're free. If you're not a sorcerer."
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They can't, so they don't.

The harder parts of Eidolon's costume are about to start reshaping themselves in a remarkably uncomfortable manner.
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So they have enough information on the armor to use magic on it. He himself is probably next. He swaps two spheres of space: earth falls from where he used to be. He and his captive appear underground, their surroundings held up by his other power. It's lit only by the green glow from his mask.

The problem with these parahuman powers is that they tend not to work on things inside other people's bodies. He forces her mouth open with yet more telekinesis, and flies the seed down her throat until his power is no longer able to affect it.
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She coughs desperately, tears streaming down her face.

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"Tell me where my opponents are, and if you are not a sorcerer you're free."

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Cough cough cough. He's not going to get very far like this.

The ground he's under is about to heat up.
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Not the typical use of combat powers, so sue him.

Swap with a different anonymous space, try again with five more pomegranate seeds, juice them first, same orders.
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The juice works. "The sorcerers are in the conservatory or the treetops or in the rafters of the veranda or flying around invisible probably, the master's in her basement probably," the fairy whimpers.

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"Thank you." Invisibility, of course. He casts around for a power that would let him detect invisible people, and gets a density manipulation ability that highlights where an object is more or less dense than its surroundings. He doesn't need the teleportation; this telekinesis can do double duty now that it's at full power. He blasts out from underground, setting the fairy down beside the hole. He starts attacking invisible fliers first.

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He can blast them more or less thoroughly out of the sky. Sorcery is not a good match for this. They stay invisible, but there are holes in wings that his density power can detect, stains of blood in various interesting colors that become quite visible where the fairies fall.

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This is much less of a competition than he was anticipating. The danger helps, it's rare that there's a real risk of long-term loss against anything short of an Endbringer, but the opponents aren't really worthy ones. His powers are charging more quickly and hitting harder than they do in anything routine, that much is true. But he can feel it didn't do anything permanent.

At least sorcerers' magic isn't going to be definitely useless later. His second objective can still be a success. He switches to trying to force-feed them crushed fruit seeds.
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The fairies he didn't juice go back to trying to feed him.

An invisible sorcerer who wasn't flying heals the others, one by one. They resume trying to toast/crush/freeze Eidolon.
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Preventing them is trickier now that he has to actually move. He dodges those he can, and increases his and his costume's mass to make himself more resistant to temperature changes and crushing and various et ceteras. Whenever he gets a sorcerer identified and incapacitated, he crushes a seed against their teeth and pushes the liquid back.

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The sorcerers he juices stop attacking him. They can, unless otherwise ordered, still heal each other. And go deaf.

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He doesn't notice at first. Eidolon still has some hope this might work, so he doesn't want them fighting on his side. The deafness doesn't occur to him right away, but when it does subsequent ones get told not to go deaf and not to flee.

In cases where he has time, Eidolon also tells his vassals to heal those who are already deaf and not interfere with him capturing the rest.
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Meanwhile, the master of the court has started flying away - invisibly - with a subset of the court, a dozen strong.

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That looks important.

Telekinesis lashes at the escaping subset, pulling them downward. The extremely non-invisible green figure flies toward them and tries to capture the dozen-odd escapees.
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Apparently some enterprising sort has sealed all their mouths shut. It looks uncomfortable.

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Ripping through it sounds inhumane. Eidolon lands and tries for a matter creation power without a Manton limit, giving up his telekinesis. The new power starts out weak, but it doesn't need to be very strong to put a trickle of fruit juice in each fairy's throat.

"Don't go deaf, stop fleeing."
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How very disobedient of them to continue to fly away as fast as their wings can carry them. Maybe they're deaf already.

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In retrospect that does make sense. They quickly find themselves heavy enough that their wings can't carry them. Rather than try to heal them himself, he calls to some new vassals, "If you can heal invisible deaf people, come here now! Cure these ones!"

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Some fairies fly over and heal the invisible deaf people. It does not appear to have applied to their mouths.

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"No deafness, no fleeing." To the others, "fix their mouths."

"Who are you, why were you the only ones running? Answer honestly."
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The sorcerer vassals cut open the places where mouths belong - one has claws, another has a knife, the others do their best to helpfully get in the way since Eidolon wasn't selective about who this order applied to and didn't restrict it to those who could usefully comply - and heal the wounds. There are a couple of fairies they can't touch, though, apparently.

The fairies with blood on their lips recite their nicknames (Plural, Mirage, Applause, Imagine, Yaw, Syrup, Luck, Trance, and Guess). And then, more or less on top of each other, reply variants on "Master told me to", "Peak told me to", "Favorite told me to", and "we weren't running, we were flying".
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"Who is master of the most vassals here?" There's probably a single figure at the top, but it's not inconceivable that there are more.

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The fairies don't answer him. They look disgusted to have been captured by such an amateur.

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"Answer all my questions honestly. Who is the leader?"

It's probably one of the ones whose mouth nobody could repair, since apparently the harm is a necessary component. The flaps of skin that aren't supposed to be there become lighter until they essentially evaporate, as painlessly as Eidolon thinks he can manage. "Heal them," he tells one of the sorcerers who successfully healed the last set.
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"Peak," and "Master," come the replies from the entire contingent of vassaled fairies. The sorcerers (all of them) approach to heal the two holdouts. The two holdouts' mouths promptly re-seal.

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Well, he never told the others not to heal. Odd, though, that they're suddenly helpful.

"Stop doing the mouth thing. It won't help anything." To the sorcerers, "heal them whenever they're injured." He unseals the holdouts' mouths.

"Which of you is Peak?"
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The holdouts' teeth fuse together.

The shiny one with the purple hair raises her hand, the one that isn't clutching tight to the other's hand.
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"Stop trying to avoid answering." Eidolon doesn't exactly disagree with their opinion of him as an amateur, but it doesn't seem important at the moment.

"Are all the fairies here your vassals, and is anyone your master? Other than me." He unfuses their teeth, vaporizing a thin layer of enamel.
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All of the fairies he has vassaled answer simultaneously. One of the sorcerers has quite a storied history of various masters and goes on talking longer than any of the others.

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This is getting ridiculous. "Everyone stop talking. You, Peak, and only you, please answer the question."

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"Not all of them are my vassals. Yes," Peak says, glowering at him.

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"Peak, are any of your other masters on hand now? And who else do I need to order to have all the fairies present?
I want to collect all the sorcerers. After answering those two questions, take whatever actions will get your vassals lined up and not interfering."
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"No. Nobody." Peak raises her voice. "EVERYBODY GET UP AND FORM A LINE HERE FOR THE STUPID MORTAL SORCERER AND DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE. FETCH YOUR NEIGHBORS IF THEY'RE NOT ATTENDING. GREEN NINE."

About forty fairies of many sorts appear out of the various habitable crevices of the court's campus. They line up with little jostling and much murmuring, from the spindly brown one with spots to the tiny white one with stamens for hair.
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"Have them separate into sorcerers and powerless ones."

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Peak blinks at him in confusion, but hollers, "GREEN-NINE-ROOT," and they separate into clumps.

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One clump contains the sorcerers. That's the one. He creates more juice. Switching out the invisibility-detecting density power for a form of mass flight, "You all come with me. Take no action against me or my allies, and maintain secrecy when we get back to my world." He waits a bit; the flight isn't ready yet.

As soon as he lifts off, "as long as you don't issue any orders to any of these fairies, the rest of you are free to act as you like."
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"Halt!" squeaks the tiniest possible little voice.

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He unexpectedly halts.

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"Come back!" laughs the same voice. It belongs to a six-inch fairy with stamens for hair. "Hahahahaha! Land. Make Peak make them all wait and make her wait too and then you also wait."

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He's surprised to find that he does. He curses his precognition for not recognizing this as an attack. While waiting.

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The tiny fairy sits on his head and thinks. Then she hovers in front of Eidolon's mouth and says, "Whisper your name to me real quiet!"

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Eidolon whispers "David," and apparently that was one syllable more than it took to fulfill the order.

There's probably no power that can break him out of this. But if he ever needed one, it's now. He can drop the matter creation power and look for an immunity to master powers. And a way to get back to Bet; he was planning on having someone make a gate but that isn't an option at the moment. The third one...if nothing else an emergency message. But none of his powers can be changed under this set of orders. He'll just have to wait for it.
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"Aaand make Peak whisper her name to me real quiet too!"

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"Whisper your name to her."

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Peak whispers her name to the tiny fairy. If looks could kill, Eidolon's distant ancestors would have a suspiciously high mortality rate.

The teeny fairy does not require further help from Eidolon in doing her best to secure this court under her own rule. She issues principally placeholder orders and lets most of the fairies go back about their business, but keeps Peak and Favorite on hand and does a lot of excited zooming around through the air, complete with backflips and squealing, "I got a court I got a whole court it's mine".

Eventually she calms down and goes to have a chat with Eidolon. "Answer everything I ask you honestly and quietly and helpfully and right away and don't leave stuff out. Where'd you learn all that sorcery?"
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"I don't know any sorcery. On my world some people have what we call parahuman powers. Mine lets me have any three ordinary powers, whatever I need at the time."

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"Ordinary powers?" blinks the little fairy.

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"An ability most people don't have. One person can fire lasers, another is invulnerable and can fly, someone else could build completely impossible machines. Most powers help people fight, one way or another, but a lot do have other uses."

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"Huh. And you can swap them around? Show me."

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Eidolon swaps them around. The first slot doesn't seem to settle on anything; whether because there is no such power or because it'd just take more time he has no idea. The second has the same result. The third finds a power quickly. While still searching for the other two, he tries to leave a message in Promise's tree. Where he is, who's in charge of the mass of fairies, and the fact that HELP. He can always erase it later if Cauldron rescues him before Promise sees it.

And then he finds that he can't use the power. Orders.

The tiny fairy has now seen him swap his powers around. It probably didn't look like much of anything.
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"Did you do it?"
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"Partly, yes. I dropped three abilities and replaced one. Most powers are undetectable when not being used."

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"Oh. Well, that's boring," says the little fairy. She wanders off to do something else. Apparently she has had an idea for an evening's entertainment she wants Imagine and Applause to put together that nobody has ever let her propose before and by golly now she can have it.

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"It's less boring when I use them. Do you want to see what one looks like? The power I've got right now can do fireworks."

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"Ooh. Show me that," says the little fairy (who, it may be divined from what the others of the court are calling her, is nicknamed Cozy).

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He does. This power can indeed do fireworks. Green trees with trunks of dark smoke: their leaves opened like a whole spring unfolding in a moment, and their shining branches dropped glowing flowers, disappearing just before they touched the fairies' upturned faces. Fountains of butterflies flying glittering into the trees; pillars of coloured fires that rose and turned into eagles, or sailing ships, or a phalanx of flying swans; a red thunderstorm and a shower of yellow rain; there was a forest of silver spears that sprang suddenly into the air like an embattled army. Each illusion stays until erased.

While Cozy is busy taking him for a conjurer of cheap tricks, Eidolon uses it for its other purpose. He writes his message to Promise at her tree in letters of fire and doesn't erase them.
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"Oooooooh," says Cozy of the cheap tricks. She sits on his head and watches.

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Meanwhile, Promise has hacked together an anti-Fallen's-hostage-situation power interaction out of two Kept, a rogue from Oklahoma who frequents her forum thread, a Baltimore Ward, and a roll of duct tape. The Kept are a postcog and a (usually-)combat anesthetist to help him operate through the Thinker headaches to scale up as necessary. This assistance prevents him from actually reporting on what he sees - it's impossible, even with fairy orders helping, to speak clearly without being able to feel one's body - but the rogue has the ability to let people she's touching all touch whoever someone also in the handholding chain is thinking of. (She currently monetizes this ability for people in long-distance relationships with modest needs and/or exhibitionist streaks; years ago, she got out of jail time by turning in her past allies from when she hired herself out to supervillain Strikers as a range delimiter.) This allows the Ward, who can remove many kinds of ongoing parahuman effects from others but only after doing them some token injury, to apply tape to the Fallen's victims, rip out a few arm hairs and their little Master problem, and repeat until the postcog accidentally thinks about his ex-girlfriend instead and it seems like they're done.

Then they have a war.

Promise acquires 57 darted Fallen as new Kept. Anybody going to try to stop her from taking them home with her?
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Plenty of people disapprove, but at this point it would be like trying to stop Glaistig Uaine. (Which they would love to do, if anyone knew where she was.) And there were far fewer injuries and deaths than there could have been, thanks in part to the overwhelming force that wasn't made entirely of Protectorate heroes.

(The Fallen's doomsday device probably wouldn't have worked anyway. But this way Texas stays definitely on the map. The Chief Director, at least, does not regret having accepted Promise's help.)
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So Promise heals her injured-but-not-dead, tells her Fallen Kept to obey the Hawthorn rules, brings them home, schedules them interviews, and goes back to her Valley Continent tree for lunch. She doesn't mind sleeping in her Hawthorn one but she hasn't started growing any crops there besides haws, and she's in a grains-and-flower-petals mood.

...What is this decor. In her tree. What.
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It does clash horribly with her wallpaper, doesn't it.

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Who the fuck wandered into Fairyland and couldn't handle it and was able to put a note in her tree. Promise is displeased.

She goes back, bumps all the interviews to the next day, and consults Tinkers about a mass juice delivery system. A subtle mass juice delivery system. That they can have done fast.
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Very few Tinkers work with living things. Bonesaw says she could make a mosquito deliver juice and leave a scent behind to avoid reaching the same person twice, but one surgery per mosquito would be slow even for her. But she can recommend someone.

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Sigh.

Promise goes and asks Plague and Pestilence if they want to help her with juice-delivering mosquitoes.
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As in, alter insects to deliver foreign substances harmful to the recipient? ...maybe.

Bonesaw constructs one with the tiniest surgical implements anyone ever did see. With that as a model, the Amies turn regular mosquitos into the less evil version in whatever numbers it takes.
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Sterile mosquitoes. With a lifespan measured in hours. A small number of hours. Yes?

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Any number is small, if you really think about it...fine.

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Excellent.

Promise puts her mosquitoes in a box, turns it and them invisible, and hopes the mystery idiot's description suffices for a gate.

It does. Lucky mystery idiot. She steps through.
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The mystery idiot, from whose perspective everything made sense at the time, is Eidolon. She might recognize him from the fact that he's Eidolon.

He, like all the fairies around him, has no idea she's there.
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Oh, so that's how you misplace a 133468.

She quietly revises her estimate that she could not beat him in a fight, because she was assuming that his excellent power was not operated by a MORON.

She releases the mosquitoes.
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They do what mosquitos do best, which is bite people, and what these mosquitos do best, which is vassalize them. There's no indication to her or them of whether it worked.

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Yeah, that she has to handle separately.

She goes behind a rock, turns visible, sets down her box, and flies up to the court like she's just passing through on forage and thought she'd say hi. "Hello!" she calls to the nearest fairy. "Who's your master or envoy?"

"We're dealing with a change of mastery," the fairy says, "so we don't have an envoy right now, it used to be Dazzle. Uh, Cozy's in charge, I guess." He points.

The pollencloud. Of fucking course 133468 would get vassaled by a fucking pollencloud. Promise smiles and waves at the pollencloud. "Hi! Is this a bad time to ask about buying your mortal?"

"Yeah, kinda," says Cozy. "Besides, I think I want to keep him!"

"Aww," says Promise. "Really? Nothing you'd rather have?"

"He's a weird mortal, he can do mortal sorcery stuff."
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Oh. So it was Promise. Eidolon had been hoping for Cauldron, and not just because they can't possibly fail.

None of his reaction is visible, of course. He's waiting.
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"A weird mortal," says Promise. "Gosh. I probably don't have anything to tempt you into giving him up."

"Probably not!" agrees Cozy. "He makes pretty fireworks and stuff."

133468 got captured by a stupid pollencloud. Joy. Maybe she can Nilbog it a little.

"Aww. Are you going to have him put on a show for everybody?"

"That's a good idea! Hey everybody! Come have a look at the fireworks!" exclaims Cozy. "You, do something nice and pretty."
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Fine. Fireworks, shiny things, and decorative explosions. And an attempt at a "make Cozy remove all my orders" sign in front of Peak, though for some reason that isn't nice.

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And now everyone is assembled and looking at the pretty things. Promise says, "Stop."

The food vassalization fails to take hold on five fairies. They notice everyone else freezing and bolt. Promise gets their names from Peak and makes them come back, and stop. Promise lets everyone breathe. And then, to make sure there is no one whose vassalization didn't take who is just hiding it, Promise starts selectively enforcing trivial orders against various subsets of the group. "Clap. Shrug. Jump. Stomp. Wave." She catches one such hider and gets her name from Peak too before she realizes she's been found out.

And she notices Eidolon doesn't jump when she says jump.

And her blood runs absolutely cold, because it's expected for haw juice to have a failure rate against fairies, but. When could he have slipped her something? How could he know? If he picked up the wrong Thinker power, got it accidentally, couldn't he have the fucking decency to - not again not again -

...So she takes Peak aside for a chat, asking after the composition of the court, is anybody away, how long has Cozy had it, yes you may hold hands with your consort... And she thinks of names. And names. And names. Hundreds of names. So many names.

Eidolon shares a first name with Ficus, a Kept who does topiary golems. Mid-sentence, Promise says again:

"STOP."

And she whirls on Eidolon.

"You may breathe, and be glad I'm letting you do that."
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He breathes. Gladness is not his main emotion at the moment.

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Yeah, if that had been compulsory she would have restrained herself.

She asks Peak, "Does anyone in your court or among your neighbors have unusual hearing?"

There is a broadear, one of the court gardeners. Promise has the broadear put his fingers in his broad ears and hum.

Then she glares at Eidolon again and says, "Use no powers. Follow me."

And stalks off away from the earshot of Peak's court.
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He follows, having precisely no other options. (Unrelatedly, all Promise vs. 133468 speculation just took a turn for the boring.)

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When they are out of earshot:

"You may, enforcing no orders, speak."

Maybe he has something to say for himself.
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What he has to say for himself is, apparently, "thanks for the rescue."

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"You're welcome. Why, pray tell, did you require a rescue."

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"I needed a real fight, for reasons I'd prefer not to explain, and came here exactly because it was dangerous. It didn't work, incidentally, the thing that got me wasn't anyone attacking me at all."

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"Peak said you were yelling about sorcerers. You came here to fight sorcerers? You could have stayed in Bet and helped with the Fallen dustup, you could have any day of the week gone to Africa and attacked Moord Nag, you could have helped track down Glaistig Uaine who according to the Internet is exactly a match for you, and you wanted to fight sorcerers, so you broke into my house, attacked a relatively pleasant and functional fairy court as these things go, and did not realize from watching me that sorcery is never the real threat?"

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"The Fallen? I've been a bit poorly informed recently.

Of course I've gone up against ordinary villains, fighting capes never really worked. Fairies being more of a threat was a point in favor."
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"Fairies are more of a threat because of mastery. Not because of sorcery. A sorcerer who gets a good hold on you can turn you into a snail or kill you outright, sure, but there are capes that threatening who require less observation time. A smart fairy with your name, or who fed you, or who in this case I suppose you inhaled? Cozy would have lost the court in a few weeks, tops, she doesn't have the wit, and then Peak would have had a pet 133468 or whatever your cape name is and you'd have been exquisitely lucky that she isn't gratuitously sadistic, at least until she lost you to somebody who was! All this without a fight ever being part of the equation."

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133468 decides against mentioning his cape name. Eidolon is still a name that has some weight.

"I believe you about the many possible worst-case scenarios. I thought the reasons were important enough if there was even a small chance of it working."
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"Well, it didn't. And now I have learned that my ability to keep people out of my trees doesn't work if I leave gates to them open; and you, apparently, have learned, somehow, that fairies can be vassals. How did you come by that information?"

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"A thinker power, combined with the fact that you avoid mortal food. I don't plan to try to use the information against you, and haven't told anyone."

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"Does anyone else have my name?"

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How did she...?
"Just me."
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"Do you want to risk finding out what happens if at any time during this conversation I suspect you're fucking with me and go back over all my questions with a truth order?"

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"No. Hence all the true answers.
I got your name after Cherish, when it became clear you could kill people by looking at them. If there is an immunity that didn't involve the other effects of having your name, I would have preferred that."
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"Why didn't you inform me that you'd taken this precaution?"

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"Habit, I suppose. This kind of information is usually kept to oneself, and since I wasn't planning on using it...I guess I didn't think."

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"You wouldn't have had to plan on using it because you wandered into Fairyland and got vassaled by a fucking pollencloud. I don't know if Peak would have managed it or not but eventually someone would have had my name out of you, through me several hundred parahumans, and a clear shot to pick up a phone book and finish taking over as many Earths as they felt competent to handle and then some."

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"Had they tried that, they would have failed. Earth Bet has more defenses you might think; there are thinkers prepared in case you tried something similar."

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"Good for them. I didn't say Earth Bet. It'd be the obvious starting place to acquire more parahumans if the ones I have now weren't sufficient, but there are loads more, just as easy to gate to." She sighs. "Is there some -" She pauses. "Tell me honestly: is there some way in which this was not as stupid as it looks?"

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"Yes. There is more at stake, a success would have been more important, and a failure less catastrophic, than it appears.

Some of the reasons why are personal to me and some are other people's secrets, but they do exist."
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Promise sighs. "If I let you go completely are you going to start attacking fairy courts again?"

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"Not unless there's a specific one that needs attacking. I don't anticipate that coming up."

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"Are you going to be in Fairyland for any other reason if I accidentally leave another gate open?"

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"I don't have any other reason to, no."

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Promise nibbles her lip.

"Describe the Thinker power that got you my name."
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"That power provides a path to any stated goal, and helps execute it. If the goal is knowing the answer to a specific question, it fills in the answer. There are blind spots, but none of them were relevant."

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"Still have it?"
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"No. I won't necessarily be able to pick up the specific one in the future; my own ability works in general results."

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"Why did you ever drop that one?"

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"Specific abilities, even important ones, matter less when they're replaceable." He doesn't shrug; he has unrestrained ability to speak, not move.

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"...Even when they're that good?"

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"The blind spots were more inconvenient than you might think. One of them was me."

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"Oh." Promise sighs. "Well. Now I have this entire court to lock down so word doesn't get out that there are particularly useful vassals available for the taking if you gate to the right mortal world, and then I have some Fallen to absorb, and... hmmm... Anything else I would want to know?"

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"Not that's relevant to this situation, with the exception of why I came through." In her position, Eidolon would have used orders by now on that question.

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"Mmhm."

Promise contemplates him, then says, "Answer honestly: have you lied to me?"
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Well. In retrospect he should have expected this.

"Yes. Once. There are more people who know your name."
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"Right then, there goes my hope that this could be conducted mostly in good faith. Answer all of my questions completely and honestly. You may warn me if this is about to cause you to disclose personal information of no legitimate interest to me. Who else knows my name?"

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"Contessa. Number Man. The Doctor. Alexandria. Legend."

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"And here I thought Alexandria and I had a cordial relationship. What are the predicable failure modes of sending you to find some amnesiac power and removing it from them?"

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"Assuming I can find a power that would work on Alexandria, they might still manage to get away. Some of these are people who can compete with me directly."

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"Do you know all their names?"

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"No. Only Alexandria's and Legend's. As far as I know no one knows the real identity of the others."

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"Why did you tell them my name? Alexandria sort of makes sense, now that I think of it, but I never met those other people."

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"They were there when I found out. It's a group of people protecting the world from some of the less obvious threats.

The thinker power wasn't one of mine. It's Contessa's."
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"Is my entire personality one of her blind spots?"

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"No."

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"Why did she say my name?"

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"You healed Alexandria. And killed Cherish by doing the same thing in reverse. That means you could, in fact, kill any of us by looking at us. It's ordinary paranoia."

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"Does Contessa's power think it is safer to have a Master with several hundred vassal supervillains unable to kill her directly but finding it a very motivating proposition to get creative with indirection, than to be among the literally billions of people I could probably kill if I felt like it but would never dream of harming under any normal circumstance? Did that seem safer? She thought I was so dangerous that she'd rather have your little cabal all join an elite coterie with the rapists and torturers who give me nightmares, because that seems safer?"

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"Maybe them not telling you was a more deliberate decision than I thought."

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"But I found out anyway. Now. It is not a first or even a second resort to have them all assassinated. But I might just stand here and brute-force all their names, the ones you can't tell me. Any good reason from my own perspective I shouldn't do that?"

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"If you do that you'll have to assume Contessa knows you did. As long as we know you never use the names, nobody retaliates, but no precog is perfect."

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"So they'd still be able to order me if I didn't order them not to, which is really the problem here, I am not so much concerned that they will decide to physically injure me. And you all know that there are billions of fairies, some very vulnerable, who could just rescind any such order; so it would have to be tighter; so it would look more hostile still... Are you a valuable hostage against their cooperation? I don't particularly like this plan but I'm a little short on ideas and apparently your ideas include 'go to Fairyland to fight sorcerers'..."

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"I'm valuable to the Protectorate, certainly. Whether I'm valuable to the others as a hostage depends on what you have in mind. Threatening not to release me wouldn't carry much weight."

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"...Can you think of any safe way to deliver all of the people in your group who know my name the instruction 'never give me an order that I do not expressly request of my own uncommanded will, or that you do not sincerely without mental contortion believe to be in my best interest as you genuinely understand it, except the reciprocal of this one if you so desire'? It's a little wordy but the first part is the important bit."

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"As long as you aren't planning any other orders, Contessa might not even object. As far as I know none of her current plans rely on giving you orders. Everyone else would object, but if Contessa says it's the safest way to deal with you with the fewest casualties, they'd go along with it. You might not need any plots for that."

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"You say 'might'. What happens if she does object?"

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"If it interferes with an ongoing path of hers, it fails. I can't say for sure what her power would have her do instead, but it would probably be unfriendly orders.

She will go along with anything if it's the best way to reach her current goal. If you propose this deal and it isn't a double cross, it probably will be."
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"What's her overarching goal?"

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"Save the world. There's a, a threat coming. We're trying to build up as much of a defense as we can, and hoping for a weapon that will work. Most orders from you would interfere with the number of capes available to fight; this one wouldn't."

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"...What would possibly make her or anyone think I would object to saving the world and issue orders to prevent it?"

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"Not with the purpose of preventing it, just the effect. If you had ordered our group to do everything in our power to stop the Endbringers while they were still active, to take something completely unobjectionable, it would have decreased our ability to prepare for the worse threat. Even this one is saying protect against the end of the world as effectively as possible unless it involves ordering Promise and gambling that the current most effective plan doesn't. It's probably a safe bet, but any given order could cause that problem."

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"This is the same plan-generating power that thought producing my name was a great idea and didn't have anyone intercept you before you broke into my house to do stupid things in Fairyland," Promise points out. "Which means that Contessa is bad at compensating for her gaps or it is for some reason extremely useful for me to hate her personally in spite of the fact that I have every sympathy with her cause. I am not in the least sure I trust this power."

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"Intercepting me would have been harder because she can't predict me. That one can't be blamed on her power.

If you distrust it enough, you could send me in with a cell phone and deliver whatever orders you like. I think you'd be wrong to distrust it."
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"You're a gap; I, I assume, am not; if she doesn't want your cabal ordered you will turn up to find them all deaf. Am I wrong?"

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"She can know almost anything about Earths, but her power hasn't been giving her information about Fairyland. It's not a block on it the way her blind spots are, but it doesn't seem to be able to reach across to here. You can plan anything you like from here and she won't react until you gate back."

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"Phone won't work, though, unless I do come through. I have service in Hawthorn but not Fairyland. What even is going to destroy the world? I talked Scion into killing the Endbringers, maybe I should just talk to him again."

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"Scion destroys the world. There are survivors if he isn't stopped, but he's what we've got to fight."

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"Oh. You know this how?"
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"There were going to be two entities, Scion and his mate. Contessa and the Doctor killed the other, and Contessa saw what was coming before it placed the blocks on her power.

The Scion you talked to is like the Siberian; his real body is an extradimensional alien. I've seen the other entity's."
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"Has Contessa re-checked the prediction since plain speaking proved to get unusual reactions out of him?"

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"It didn't help. She can't model him directly, any more than she can model me. She has to fill in what we know about him, and it's little enough that the ability to get his attention doesn't give an actionable path."

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"So you're just accumulating power in the hopes that if you fling enough of it at him whenever he snaps, he'll die?"

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"Also creating power. Making the Protectorate and its counterparts. Planning evacuation to other worlds in case we lose; he's likely to focus his destruction on Bet. Mostly, we're accumulating power hoping for the ability to kill him."

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"Okay. Are there any other major details about what Contessa's aiming at that I'm missing?"
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"No. There's secrecy, we can't tell the world we're hoping to kill the world's greatest hero, but stopping Scion is the ultimate goal."

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"Based on that, my tentative plan is to get their names, send you to bring them all to me, prevent them from distributing my name or giving me orders or occupying Fairyland without my express uncommanded permission, possibly yell at them for a while, permit them to forbid me to give them further orders, and send them home. Am I correct in thinking that if you get the drop on them you could get them all?"

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"Some more easily than others. Legend or Alexandria might be able to get away. In an extreme case one of them might try to kill Contessa rather than let her fall into a fairy's hands; they won't necessarily know it's you with prearranged orders. Both those results are unlikely."

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"Given tactical free rein but obliged to put forth your genuine best effort, what would your plan be?"

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"Teleport to Contessa and disable her with area effect attacks. Something, probably force fields, to hold the others separate if they're present. If they get away they can go. There's no one they'd warn and once you've got Contessa it becomes trivial to find them wherever they flee. That is likely to be necessary; Alexandria and Legend are hard to contain even if the Number Man and the Doctor aren't, and the same offensive powers wouldn't be useful against them. Alternatively, you could simply ask Contessa for how to safely order any who get away. I can beat them, she can beat them easily."

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"You can't knock them unconscious?"

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"Not safely. There are powers that can get past their invulnerability, but powers that dangerous are ones I'd rather avoid. I'd try messing with time instead. But unnecessarily fighting all of them at once when I could do it sequentially wouldn't be my best effort."

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"What changes if I offer to let you borrow Kept?"

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"I doubt any of your current vassals would seriously affect this fight. The Siberian if you were fighting to kill or maim instead of capture."
Eidolon is either poorly informed or unimaginative.
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"...What, really? I have a variety and most of them would love the project from what I've derived of their tastes. I'd have to go through my notes but there might easily be something. I have a combat anesthetist who helped with the Fallen who might not work on Alexandria but I don't think it's known that he wouldn't, for instance."

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"OK, there's probably some of them that wouldn't be useless. Maybe there are some good masters. I don't know which of your Kept would be candidates."

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They continue to talk tactics. Eventually it is decided that no Kept are necessary; they'd compromise Eidolon's blind spot status and Eidolon himself is already like several capes.

They hack together a power set for Eidolon to bring along for the ride. Promise brings him to the gate between Peak's court and Hawthorn, double-checks his order set, turns him invisible so he won't alarm too many Kept, opens the gate, and waves him through.

She talks to Peak in the meanwhile, lets her reestablish most of the court structure with some rules about humane vassal treatment (Peak was already well above average on that front, and the most salient thing her vassals might want - letting people leave - is not viable for infosec reasons; but there is room for improvement), sends everyone indoors, lets the broadear choose between temporary deafness and continuing to cover his ears and hum (he chooses to be deafened), and engages her in small talk about her order code system. It's very clever; she makes plans to adopt it for Kept.
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You simply must meet Promise, Promise!

As soon as Eidolon is on Hawthorn, he teleports to his victims. This is a matter of saying "door to Contessa" and stepping through. She (like the Number Man after her) flees as soon as someone she can't see disturbs the air, but she can't get far. She is still human, physically, and losing all voluntary control of her major muscles is almost as much of a detriment to her as to anyone else. The Doctor is even easier than the last two.

Alexandria and Legend can resist, but with the right master power and the element of surprise they end up just as stuck.
Promise gets all her masters lined up and helpless.
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And she got their names during the tactics conversation, with Eidolon's cute fireworks power repurposed to display pictures of them for her to focus on.

"First things first. Do not communicate my name to anyone by any means. Without my express permission, which you have until I indicate otherwise such as by snapping my fingers, or until two hours are up, whichever comes first, do not occupy Fairyland. Never give me an order that I do not request of my own uncoerced will, except, when authorized by me saying so of my own uncoerced will, the reciprocal of that one or a strictly more flexible version of my ratification."

She looks them over. She sighs.

"Enforcing no orders and deploying no powers, you may, honestly and without misleading omissions, speak. You may interrupt yourselves to warn me if this is about to cause you to disclose personal information of no legitimate interest to me."
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A dark-skinned woman in a lab coat answers. "One of the backup plans is to evacuate to Fairyland. Our opponent probably can't reach here, unlike every earth. May we assume that if that plan gets put into action you don't intend to leave us behind to face Scion alone?"

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"At this moment I dislike all of you personally and would be very much inclined to prioritize you last in any evacuation for which you were not logistically essential. I do not intend to leave the human population to face Scion alone, if that's what you're asking."

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Everyone accepts this answer, including the one of the six who isn't already logistically essential for leaving last.

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"Learning my name puts you in very bad company. I sort of liked Alexandria and had never me the rest of you, you didn't exactly have targets painted on your foreheads. I have no idea why a power that sounds as good as Contessa's thought it was a good idea to share it around. Even if had 133468 the walking blind spot over here not gone on his extremely idiotic Fairyland jaunt I would never have found out, never would have otherwise stepped on one of your feet or needed to rescue any of you from hostile fairy orders by giving you a berry or otherwise encountered the fact that you had my name, I don't see how it would help. I don't want the world to end, I am not stupid or reckless, and using fairy orders well is a skill - Eidolon for one is terrible at it - which it is generally a bad idea to start figuring out in an emergency situation and/or when trying to order more people at one remove."

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"You do have every right to object to us having that kind of power any time we're in earshot of you, even without us ever intending to use it. We wanted to avoid risking the same fate as Cherish, even without you having any reason to kill us. And if I recall correctly," which she does, "you were in Fairyland at the time. Contessa's power was unable to predict you from our world."

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"I am sometimes not in Fairyland. These days I am only in Fairyland to eat and rescue Triumvirate home invaders. She couldn't wait fifteen minutes for me to finish lunch? Or, if this happened long enough ago, a few hours to wait for me to wake up?"

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"Earlier, when you were visible, we checked that you would not find out we existed. If not for Eidolon's blunder involving both Fairyland and an existing blind spot, yes, it would have been safer."

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"Do any of the Kept know your organization exists?" wonders Promise.

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"Yes. Some of them were our customers."

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"You should probably assume you are not moving from this spot without me knowing everything of more interest to me than your favorite colors," Promise says, "and that if I don't have to drag it out of you piecemeal it will be faster and bode much better for our ability to cooperate to your desired level of flexibility with respect to the end of the world. Should I let Contessa check up on that or is it sufficiently obvious?"
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"We sell superpowers.
We have the body of the second entity. Parahuman powers come either from Scion or from us. He does not discriminate between the sinners and the saints, but we try to balance the scales. Even so, a large minority of ours end up villains."
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"...because Contessa's on the fritz most Thursdays or because you don't check?"

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"Because we want it that way," the Doctor continues. "We had the Number Man calculate the proportion of heroes and villains that would maximize the capes available at the relevant times. The cape world is set up to minimize the damage ordinary villains do, and the Birdcage means that even the villains who won't follow the unwritten rules are still preserved for the endgame.

We could of course shut down parahuman crime in any given city on any Thursday. Knowing that we allow it, is it surprising that we also create some of the villains?"
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"Birdcage is past tense," Promise says. "There is like one guy in there. Anyway, go on."

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"I know, and you'll notice your Birdcage plan succeeded. If not for the fact that being Kept is safer than being Birdcaged was, it would have conflicted with one of Contessa's long-term plans and she would have stopped you.

Everything about parahuman culture, especially in North America, is designed for the greatest number and experience of Scion's opponents. We have fingers in a lot of pies, on both sides of the hero and villain divide. Any of the Kept who bought their powers is aware of a group called Cauldron. They would of course know us only as the people who sell them."
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"Siberian," Promise guesses.
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"Dr. Manton didn't buy powers. He was Cauldron. One of our best researchers, before he snapped. He knows considerably more than our existence."

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That's news to more people than Promise. "The Siberian was Cauldron? And you knew this? What about Hero, are you going to tell me you orchestrated his death too?"

Alexandria sounds characteristically unmoved by Legend's outburst. "The Siberian's background was never what made her dangerous. And no, her killing Hero was exactly as unexpected as it looked."
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"Oh, is your sketchy shadow cabal not telling you everything?" whispers Promise under her breath. "Go on. In approximate sincerely-understood order of what is most likely to interest me. All of you, but postpone your remarks if someone's saying something more interesting than whatever you had in mind or if I point at you."

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Memory erasure! And they don't have a very precisely targeted method of doing this, so they've been using a device they call the slug to erase people's entire memories. It gets used on the case fifty-threes who get released into Bet after being used as test subjects for Cauldron's parahuman powers research. These subjects consent, in the sense of being offered a conditional way out of emergencies and taking it, but are almost never anywhere close to fully informed. Death rates have been lowered by now, but physical mutations are still fairly common. A few of these get brainwashed with triggers causing them to automatically lose to certain paying customers, who then rise higher in the ranks of their chosen organization. The Nemesis program was used rarely in comparison to the scale of human experimentation, but is likely to offend Promise particularly. Many case fifty-threes are currently imprisoned, to be used as reinforcements against Scion later. Cauldron intentionally permitted the Nine to stay active as long as they did because the Slaughterhouse Nine caused more trigger events than the number of capes they killed. And they have been enforcing secrecy very strictly, occasionally going as far as sending Contessa to intimidate people who know too much.

That's all their crimes against humanity. The Number Man adds of his own accord that Cauldron is also the only reason Earth Bet is still standing. Absent them, nations would have fractured into factions, breaking down like fractions as parahuman warlords replace functional governments. He estimates that by the beginning of the previous decade banditry alone would have made it impossible to ship food to cities, a catastrophe in its own right even ignoring all the other effects of parahumans being less restrained and more hated.. Fortunately, they have Washington, along with the capitals of many other nations, in their pocket.

When Alexandria's speech ends, Legend resumes yelling.
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"How much of this were you a party to, since some of it obviously offends your sensibilities?" Promise inquires of Legend.

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"I knew about designing the Protectorate to keep capes alive and able to fight when the end of the world comes, and about manipulating other groups for the same ends. This includes supporting many villain groups. I knew about selling powers, and where they come from. I didn't know Scion was the threat, but even that barely even seems important next to the mass kidnapping.
They told me there were no human test subjects because the Number Man could estimate results in advance, I should have known that one was a lie."

Alexandria backs him up. "Legend is the public face of Protectorate leadership. He was aware of only the most basic elements of Cauldron, not even informed on the nature of Contessa's power. And," she answers his unasked question, "Hero was no more complicit in the rest of it than you are."

Legend disagrees about how complicit that is, but doesn't say so.
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"Did you actually consider alternatives with less blatant evil in them or did you just go with the first result Contessa's power spat out in spite of the fact that the endgame opponent for all this accumulated firepower is one of her blind spots?"

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"Yes."
Most of the people present weren't involved early on, so it's the Doctor who answers. "We started with more fully informed and thoroughly vetted volunteers. Alexandria was one such, recruited from a hospital where she would otherwise have died. It wasn't enough. Even this isn't enough, in all likelihood, and if there were a way to go further I would.

Contessa's power only confirmed that. If we return the deviants to where they came from, memory intact, the end result isn't much better. Some get killed as demons, others turn destructive, and it definitely compromises our secrecy."
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Promise... paces.

"And if you don't put them back but leave their memories? Are those even theoretically restorable, incidentally?"
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"Not in any way we know. And that's what we do, with many of them. We use the slug only when adding case fifty-threes to Earth Bet."

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Promise paces more.

"People are terrible," she mutters. "Where do I meet better people? I can't be the only one. Don't answer that unless you have a really good idea."

Pace. Pace.

"I do not consider," she says, "continuing to mind-wipe people on a routine basis a legitimate option. I do not consider allowing villains to run rampant in order to cause trigger events - especially when you fucking have trigger events in a can - to be a legitimate option; you don't have to be the police of the world but you have to stop making it worse on purpose. Colonizing Fairyland is a legitimate option, but I need to know ahead of time so I can make it less hilariously dangerous. Colonizing non-Earth planets in the mortal world is an option. Me politely asking Scion to leave is an option. Acquiring an army of fairies is a bad but legitimate option and requires similar prep to colonizing Fairyland. Comments?"
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"Don't talk to Scion. We don't know what causes him to rampage, and his mind isn't even approximately like a human one. Something innocuous might be the trigger he needs."

Eidolon adds that "an army of fairies is better than it sounds. Scion prepared for the possibility that we might fight him, and weakened what we can do. Most powers have built-in safeguards to be unable to seriously hurt him. Sorcery doesn't."
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"I meant that it is a bad option because I cannot acquire a substantial number of volunteers, you ethically myopic, reckless, clumsy imbecile."

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"Right now I'm the only one who might—might—be able to fight him. And I'm losing my powers. A source of powers that doesn't rely on what we can scavenge from the entities themselves is the best hope we've seen in a long time."

The Doctor has a different objection. "Do I need to remind you that the fate of our world is at stake? Followed by every other world except this one?"
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"The world is made of people. Appallingly, tragically mortal people, who you're parasitizing without a shred of guilt in whatever quantity is convenient for your gappy, untrustworthy planning power's numbers to line up optimistically. I cannot currently solve the problem where they are all going to die and neither can you! But you could make it a little less of a misery pit while they live!" exclaims Promise. "Did you - oh, just off the top of my head, you could have recruited Mannequin before the Simurgh got him and set him up on an Earth that didn't have the Simurgh on it and gotten into space."

To Eidolon: "That's unfortunate. Two questions: one, Glaistig Uaine is rumored to be on par with you and I have her name, if you bring her to me with her hearing working I can get her help. Two, your power doesn't recurse?"
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"Part of it is my power," says the Number Man. "It's very good at numbers. While we don't know what fraction of earths are populated or how many of those Scion could attack before running out of power if he runs out of power, there are septenvigintillions of worlds. I can understand wanting to sacrifice less, but there's nothing we could do that would cause more harm than failing to stop Scion."

Eidolon is confused by Promise's sudden willingness to use orders to secure cooperation of soldiers, but is more confused by the other question. "Recurse?"
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Promise ignores the Number Man for the time being. "Your power doesn't let you dig things up to recharge itself? ...You have to have tried it. Please have tried it. I didn't think my estimate of your ability to ignore non-horrifying ways to accomplish things could get lower."

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Eidolon goes silent for a while. "...No."

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"You didn't try it. You are all so reliant on some combination of self-righteous confidence in your cause and your powers that you have atrophied your collective ability to actually think of things, evaluate plans by other metrics... and with this handicap you're still acting like the only hope for your species. I'm going to have to do your jobs for you! I can't even delegate substantial parts of it to somebody else because everyone is terrible! Why is everyone terrible!"

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No comment. What's worse is that they actually are the only hope for their species, unless there's another one no one told them about.

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Well, there's the person who just said she'd do their jobs.

"Ugh."

Pace, pace. "This is going to require at least a few hours of thinking and order-checking before I can let you move around and do things without minute-to-minute micromanagement again. Are any of you going to be missed or get hungry or anything in the interim in a way I should address?"
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"Depending on how many hours you had in mind we will eventually become hungry enough to be uncomfortable but not urgently. Legend will be missed but the Doctor, Contessa, and I won't be. Alexandria has doubles who can substitute when she disappears, and Eidolon is already absent."

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"You are probably the least terrible of the bunch," Promise remarks to Legend, "I can probably lock you down gentler than them with fewer twisty contingencies, call it forty-five minutes, will that be fast enough for you to get back seamlessly?"

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"Close enough that I can cover for it."

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"Right then."

So Promise obtains some paper to think on, quizzes Legend about what he needs to be allowed to do, and has him back through the gate after forty minutes.
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He disappears to go take credit on behalf of his organization for the defeat of the Fallen, or whatever it is that the Protectorate head is supposed to be doing today. The other five get left to take dictation.

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Promise thinks up orders. She detours to Hawthorn to get them all lunch and let them eat it while she thinks more.

"I'm debating," she says, "whether I should let you have my name. I mean, I don't have any precision amnestics so it seems a little heavy handed, I'd probably have to wind up letting Bonesaw think of something if I didn't want to use your own mechanism to wipe you all entirely and either one might just fail to work on Alexandria, and I wouldn't be thrilled about Bonesaw knowing such a secret even exists, but you really shouldn't know it. I was originally going to end this entire mess with you and I under reciprocal orders to not give each other further orders but then the news turned out to be worse than expected. Are any of you envisioning futures where you use my name, to disclose elsewhere or to give me orders that I wouldn't like?"
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"We never planned to, and it's unlikely that using your name would be the most effective way to reach any goals; you've succeeded in making that very clear."

The Number Man agrees, and adds that "we're capable of deciding not to use your name even in the unlikely event that Contessa suggests it. You can have her directly check that we'd follow through if it came up, for all of us except Eidolon."
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"What a surprisingly non-terrible idea."

Promise implements it.

She shuts down the particularly unethical behaviors of their organization, addresses various information security concerns, makes an appointment to go see if she or possibly one of Peak's less time-strapped sorcerers can heal their incarcerated victims, forbids them to share her name or give her orders anyway just to have an extra layer of security, sharply narrows how they may use their powers, puts them on one of the most rigorous check-ins-for-order-updates schedules that she ever uses for released Kept, makes sure that they have not withheld anything more important than their favorite colors (she learns that they were considering having her gate to the likely-intractably-numerous sites of Scion's real body so that it may be more effectively shot at), has one of Peak's sorcerers come along and stare at them all for fifteen minutes in case Promise needs to kill them and finds the Kept an inefficient means of doing it (except Eidolon, who has already vassaled all of Peak's sorcerers); mutters darkly about how terrible everyone is some more; and lets them go home.
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Well that was...a loss. Definitely. But went about as well as a loss of that scale possibly could, in retrospect. They get back to doing shadowy conspiracy things.

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And Promise goes and hashes out long-term orders for Peak's court, takes pictures of a few of the fairies from it, has a dinner and a sleep and a breakfast and interviews with fifty-seven ex-Fallen new Kept, posts a portrait of Peak to her photo blog captioned I met friendlier-than-average fairies yesterday! This is Peak; she's a shining splicer. Pictures of her girlfriend tomorrow., sends Dragon some emails, and investigates what portions of the internet are good for finding people to hire who are not terrible in any way.

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For the first time in forever, she gets left alone. No catastrophes knocking on her door or worlds falling apart in a way that calls for her intervention.

And then Glaistig Uaine shows up. She walks in to the Hawthorn settlement, intimidating capes by her presence and not being shy about threatening them with her spirits but also not killing anyone. (All the cowering might be contributing to that decision.)

"Where is Promise?"
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Promise was in her tree drawing up plans to sweep the Queenscourt without having to get the Queen's name from Contessa or make it too overtly obvious to assisting Kept that fairies being vassals is a thing, but the Kept know how to get ahold of her in emergencies and this is one. Out she comes.

She is surprised, but not too surprised to hit Glaistig Uaine with a "Stop. You may, deploying no powers, speak."
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The Faerie Queen waves a hand. "It is not for you to give orders to me unsolicited. And you need not defend, I am not here to kill you or your vassals."

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"What are you here for, then?" Promise asks, noting the non-stopped-ness of Glaistig Ulaine's hand.

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"I have been reminded that my part in the dance of the faeries is yet to come. And that any fae I collect are no longer serving their purpose.
You are to provide me the use of your orders. Ensure that I cause the deaths of none, preserving the shades only of those whose part ended through some other action."
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"I can't do that while you're preventing yourself from hearing me directly, or whatever else you're doing to block the orders," Promise points out.

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"Be warned that should you decide to attempt any betrayal, I will be informed and it will fail." One of her ghosts disappears, replaced by a different distorted figure.

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These are not optimal order-composing conditions, but. "Cause no human deaths." Does she go in for other nastiness? Would that constitute 'betrayal'? Promise hates not knowing what she's working with. "Is there anything else?"

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She shakes her head. "You plan to resist the King of the Faeries. He cannot be bested, but your failure is no concern of mine."

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"...That term is really confusing," Promise risks remarking.

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The Differently-Spelled-Faerie Queen is already on her way out, which she does by dematerializing.

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And that afternoon she gets a message from Cauldron.

"Scion's body can be gated to after all. What do you need to know to get us there?"
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"A geographical-style description of the place and a complete accounting of the evidence that he definitely is planning to destroy the world and you aren't just murdering a depressed widower who killed all three Endbringers."

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"He isn't planning to destroy the world. 'Depressed widower' is too anthropomorphic to be accurate, but isn't wrong.

We know that all the precogs we have access to predict a large fraction of the human race dying in the next few years to decades, and none of them can see the cause. With the Endbringers gone, that leaves very few other candidates. We know he's the source of powers, and that powers feed off conflict. He wanted Earth at war.

We know he was planning to destroy Earth, every Earth, as an ordinary part of his species' life. Contessa saw that before she and I killed his counterpart, interrupting their cycle.

And if this is all a case of mistaken identity, if Scion is somehow not the second entity, then the golden man in the sky will be untouched by all of this."

"Door to Hawthorn." The Doctor steps through.
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"Are there strategic options that allow me to try to talk to him before attacking?" Promise asks.

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"The problem there is that we don't know how he would react. We don't know what might make him stop acting as a hero. In theory that only means that we need to be prepared to fight him quickly if he does snap, but no decrease in the chance of success would be worth it.

Before we try, there is something you need to see. Door to Cauldron." A rectangle appears in thin air, light streaming out from it. "It's in here."
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"What is it?"

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"The body of Scion's counterpart. Body is perhaps the wrong term, as from a human perspective it's more like a place than a corpse, but it's also the best description I can give of what our destination looks like."

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"Okay." Promise steps through.

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The door disappears behind them. They're standing in a tapestry of meticulously designed human body parts, all colored a soft gray, every arm or face looking artistically designed and repeated in incomprehensible numbers of variations. The pieces are alien imitations of a human body, but they are all placed in ways that look gentle and elegant.

There are walls, artificial ones, but this place is vast. It extends for miles, with all of it filled by what might as well be beautiful marble statues of human body parts. Near where the door deposited them, enough pieces come together to form most of a humanoid shape. Long-haired, no discernible sex, the same gray as all their surroundings. It's held up by the unfinished parts of its body: two arms and a leg trail off into fractal patterns, the same is true of its back, and its head is hanging. The fractal pieces stretch out into space, covering more area and becoming thinner until they gradually disappear into thin air. Nothing else is holding up the humanoid figure.

"It was making this body when we killed it. As you can see, it's Scion, with a different color scheme and body design. All this, around us, is what his real body looks like. A forest where all the trees are made of the same material as humans. His will be alive, and gold instead of gray. And his won't have pieces disappearing into nowhere like this does. Those are vanishing into worlds beside this one, but I believe that when an entity lands safely it places itself on a single earth. Contessa spoke to Glaistig Uaine, who claimed—correctly—that no powers from either entity can reach the world where he keeps his garden. A world, singular.

Will you be able to gate to it?"
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"...Probably. I can't normally gate to people as targets, and whether this is enough of a landscape feature to get around that requirement, I don't know."

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"The target will be larger, since Scion's garden with luck won't be spread across realities as we feared. That earth might even have no landscape at all other than this."

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"Somebody who can operate without air would be useful to double-check it, then. All I did when I was finding Hawthorn on the 'does it have atmosphere' question was stick a finger through. I can manage it with Kept but for information security and my little preference for volunteers."

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"We can manage that part with technology. We can't manage getting there, or, as of very recently, convincing the world's most destructive Tinker to remove a planet."

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"...So you also want to borrow String Theory?"

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"She's not necessary, but would be a first choice. If not her, the Elite have a villain who could do it eventually, and Eidolon's power might or might not provide something."

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"I mean, I can probably sell her on 'hey String Theory, want to wreck a planet', I was just checking."

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"I'm sure you can. Tell her whatever resources she needs will be provided, and you'll probably have other Tinkers begging to join."

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"They're not the best at teamwork, but noted."

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"Excellent. All that really matters is whether you can get there; every other ability is replaceable.

And I think you should open us a gate to Fairyland. Feel free not to tell us where it is, but if you die I don't want to lose the possibility of creating gates."
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"...I can't die," Promise says. "I am immortal. If I am physically obliterated I will reappear a couple of minutes later, intact, in a different outfit, groggy, and pissed off. If I am less than physically obliterated you should be able to heal me on the spot if you have anyone handy who can heal."

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"You can't die by having your body destroyed. If you get trapped in a loop repeating the same six seconds over and over? Or have your ability to form conscious thoughts stripped away? There are ways to end up beyond our ability to help without also being destroyed."

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"Then don't use the word 'die'. If I am irretrievably incapacitated what good will a hidden gate to Fairyland do you?"

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"Tell someone to pass on the information if you're ever effectively dead. We enslave a sorcerer—sending Contessa, not Eidolon—and not everything depends on your availability to gate to Scion. With any luck this will never come up, but contingency plans are often unpleasant ones."

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"I'll borrow a gate-capable one of Peak's sorcerers and keep them in Hawthorn; will that do?"

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"It should. The advantage of Fairyland is that it seems to be strictly impossible for Scion or parahumans to get there on their own. Two points of failure is almost certainly enough, but it's still a risk, however small."

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"If I leave a gate open it is not impossible for people to get there," Promise says. "Actually, if just a gate, any gate, will do, some powers can destroy gates; you could de-pair one of the pairs I sold the Protectorate. Do we have an approximate timeline? The gate destination won't be flat and may take a while to settle."

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"We can have equipment for surviving a hostile atmosphere within the hour. Most of the time will come from how long it takes the tinkers. That will probably take on the order of months if they start from scratch, or as low as necessary, down to minutes, if their existing designs can be used. String Theory will be able to tell you a precise deadline when she starts blueprinting. That will be a hard limit."

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"I'll consult her, then. It'd probably be safest to have her do the construction somewhere on Scion's planet. Would that alert him or anything?"

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"We have no way of knowing. But there are unoccupied habitable earths to choose from."

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"Yes, but that makes transporting it to Scion's planet a possible bottleneck. Eh. Probably less dangerous than risking him noticing."

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"It can hardly be more.
Let us know if the gate works, and we'll supply everything the tinkers need."
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"You don't think he might notice the gate itself? If I can put it where he is I can put it on the opposite side of his planet - unless it's big enough to cover the whole thing? - but it might be detectable."

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"I'm sure he has some way of finding it if he's looking. Contessa can't see your gates but can know where they are if dust in the air vanishes or appears from nowhere. The bulk of Scion's attention is on Earth Bet, but we don't know his limits. No guarantees."

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"So perhaps I shouldn't open it right away but wait until we have more response mechanisms in place in case it sets him off then and there."

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"Without knowing how long it would take to settle, we can hardly time it for just before the planet-destroying device goes off. We can fight him if necessary, might even win if the goal is to stall him, but there would be casualties."

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"Yes, but right now a lot of Kept don't have contingency plans for 'what if Scion starts destroying everything' and wouldn't be able to fight, and I was planning to conquer Fairyland and still haven't done that, and so on. The gate can't be timed but it can be delayed."

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"Oh, you meant other plans. Scion isn't attacking yet, we do have time. You can set up what plans you need. Though you understand why I'd prefer a resolution as soon as possible."

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"Yes. I'll go talk to String Theory and update the Kept's orders and get a spare sorcerer and conquer Fairyland, shall I?"

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"As you wish." People with their non-Scion goals, so annoying. "Door to Hawthorn." The rectangle reappears.

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"I'd like the Queen's name - the real fairy queen, not Glaistig Ulaine - from Contessa as a failsafe."

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Well, succeeding at her irrelevant task faster can't hurt. "Door to Contessa." Contessa steps through, already knowing what she's being asked. But she hasn't been asked yet, and current orders don't allow deriving fairy names outside of exceptions.

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So Promise makes one. "The name of the fairy known commonly as the Queen whose unique power is to know other fairies' names may be, once, to me only, spoken."

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"I'll have to get to Fairyland first. As far as my power knows right now there is no such person."

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"There are fairyland gates in Hawthorn. I can turn you invisible so the Kept don't ask inconvenient questions. Only long enough to get the name requested, and without taking extraneous actions, you may use a gate I indicate to you." Voila.

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Contessa goes through the door to Hawthorn, and is back very quickly. She whispers some syllables to Promise.

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Snap.

"Thank you."
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"The sooner you succeed, the sooner we get back to saving the worlds. Glad to help."

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Promise snorts.

And then she goes and updates the Kept - it looks like just a generalized expansion of their self-defense permissions; if the scale of the destruction goes up they can do more to handle it. She gets all the released Kept on a conference call to deliver the update to them too.

On her bulletin board she writes I feel like conquering Fairyland. Almost everyone there is immortal so you'd get somewhat relaxed combat protocols if you want to help. There is a signup sheet.

And where's String Theory?
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String Theory is throwing together a device. She's gradually moving more and more frantically, and then she changes her mind. She slams metal barriers down around it, locks them into place, and gets some distance from the whatever it was.

"You looking for me?" she asks between explosions.
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"Yes. I want a planet destroyed."

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The tinker's face suddenly becomes mostly grin. "You came to the right person. I'll need a lab, tools and materials. It isn't going to know what hit it.

Do you care which planet?"
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"It needs to be a specific planet, and you need to build the thing on a separate planet - and not this one - so it'll have to go through a gate. The target planet has unknown atmospheric conditions and other features as of right now, but it's an alternate Earth so it has a known size and so on. It is in fact very important that it not know what hit it. If there is a way to go from the opening of the gate to the destruction of the planet in no time flat, I want that."

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"It'll be on a timer. Open the gate right as it's about to go off, chuck it through, run very fast. Time delay is limited only by your sense of self-preservation."

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"The to-be-destroyed planet does not currently have a gate to it. They take varying amounts of time to settle under non-flat conditions and there is a risk that the reason I want the planet destroyed will make a nuisance of itself as soon as the gate settles. How do your timers interact with effects that deal directly with time?"

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"Never been tried, I wasn't exactly volunteering for that kind of thing while on the run. Got to be time from the machine's point of view, though."

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"I have a thing that stops time. Do your timers all work the same way, could we engineer a small test?"

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"Sure. Go get the thing, I'll have a timer run down in thirty-five." She runs back to the site of the explosion.

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Promise goes and gets the thing from where it's preserving her spare tech. String Theory is at least not allowed to make any very large explosions.

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"Just in time. Quick, turn it on." The mass of wires doesn't look like anything in particular, but it probably does something that might not be "explode."

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Promise puts the time-stopper in place and switches it on.

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"It's got another six...five..." Nothing happens until String Theory reaches zero. When she does, nothing continues to happen. "So it does stall. Wish I had one of those earlier."

She reaches over and flips the switch. Six seconds later, the mass of wires goes *ding.*
"Worked like a charm."
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"Brilliant. You plus one of these plus an approximately unlimited supply of whatever you need, on a habitable deserted Earth, and you can make something that can fall through a gate as soon as the gate is ready and wreck a different Earth on the other side?"

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"Unlimited supply of everything? With that I could build something that would make another planet on top of it.
Do you care how it gets destroyed? Ripped apart I can do in an hour, if you want it vaporized or turned inside out I'll have to start from scratch."
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"The planet itself is actually incidental. There is something on it I want dead. I would like to do as much damage to that thing as possible."

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"And the way you picked of killing the thing was to destroy the planet it's standing on? Not that I'm complaining, mind."

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"It is very big and needs to be very dead and there is nothing else on its planet."

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"Give me a week. I can do it in less, but something tells me a backfire would be extra bad this time."

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"Extremely bad. Although that is also why you're working on an even more uninhabited planet. You can't start right now, we have to get you where you're going first, but when there's a gate there I'll let you know. If you have a preliminary requisition list email it to me."

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Another rectangle appears, with suspiciously good timing. "String Theory? We've got your old lab ready, complete with tools and basic materials. Anything exotic you'll have to request."

"My tools?"

"Of course. Door." Contessa smiles toward Promise.
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"That works too. Thank you," Promise says wryly. "String Theory, you may go with her and build the described device within described parameters."

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String Theory follows Contessa through the door, looking happier than most people ever are.

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Good for String Theory.

Now. Where's Noelle?
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She's easily findable in Hawthorn, chatting with some of the least repulsive Kept.

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"Quick question," Promise says. "A private one."

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"Sure. What's up?" Noelle leaves and approaches Promise.

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"First of all, no is an acceptable answer. But: something extremely large and resource-intensive is coming up. It might disappear quietly, it might turn out not to require anyone in particular, it might not be an issue - but - if it is the case that a particular person's power is essential for something very big and very important, are you potentially willing to make backup copies?"

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"You want me to use my power. Get it bad enough to clone people."

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"I don't have anyone in mind. I just want to know if it's an option."

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"No. Not that. When I was that thing, I would rather have been dead. I know you're not asking me to go back permanently, but... ask me again if it turns out that this goal really does depend on me?"

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"Okay. It might get dicey too quickly for that, but I'll plan around not having you available."

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Noelle exhales. "Thanks. I spent so long trying to get rid of that."

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"I understand."

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"If there's anything else I can do to help, let me know. Just, not that.

In fact, Bonesaw said she knows where powers come from. Some thing in another dimension, connecting to our brains. She thinks my...problem...might be the passenger forcing its way into our world. If she's right, do you think you could gate to it, and kill my power?"
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"...Maybe. I'll talk to her. I can't usually gate to things, only places, but maybe it's big enough to be a landmark."

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"Really? I honestly never expected to have a chance at being normal again. If this works..."

(Promise may be in the process of conquering one world, colonizing another, destroying a third, and saving an incomprehensible number, but Noelle is only partly aware of one of those.)
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"Give me time, though, I have a lot on my plate and the sparrowing works okay as a stopgap."

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"That makes sense, I'm not going to lose control or anything. Let me know if you're ready to try it!"

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"Will do."

Off she goes. Anybody sign up to help conquer Fairyland?
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Lots of people! Teacher didn't, as direct assault is very not his thing, which means most of the Taught also didn't. But all the more violent capes were happy to (one does require assurance that they're attacking villains, in which case he'll join and won't hold back). There were plenty of violent capes in the Birdcage, and the people who joined the Fallen recently were selected for being willing to fight for an arbitrary cause. Lots of Kept are in. And if she asks the Panacea clones, they've been hoping for a chance to make a longer-lasting variety of homing mosquito.

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Well, if Promise gets the Queen, it's pretty academic whether she's juiced literally any other fairy, isn't it.

Mosquito away, evil clones. Picky violent cape, no fairies other than Promise have been formally classified as villains so he's going to have to be more specific.

Everybody else: strategy meeting.

Promise has to disclose the nature of the Queen, but only in a tactical sense: the Queen can control (all) other fairies the same way Promise can control her own vassals, and has a court set up such that many of the fairies involved will also obey each other. The place will be chock full of sorcerers, probably all better than Promise but working in adverse conditions - can someone whip up a harmonic noisemaker? - excellent; Promise does so love Tinkers - and, less amenable to technical solutions, many of them will also have other magical powers, one to a customer but not especially predictable ahead of time except by example. Probably no heavy-duty Thinkers, but many very conventionally smart individuals.

Also, every single fairy has Promise's Master power. All of them but especially anybody with branches for antlers. It is unlikely that they can brute force names, but they should be assumed to be willing to resort to torture (Promise can forbid her vassals to break thereunder) and force-feeding (that, they just have to defend against conventionally) and it's likely they have thought of darts, which the harmonic noisemaker might or might not break enough to make a difference.

The Queen looks like so. She should be assumed to be very smart, so she may have decoys.

Promise has a secret weapon; she, too, can command fairies, such as the Queen, so the conquest will be handled when someone gets a transponder in range of her.

(Someone is going to figure it out; but after this it will hardly matter, and she can subtly work into their rules-of-engagement enough to prevent any Kept from trying to use it.)
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The picky cape doesn't join; innocent vassals who aren't related to targets aren't people he wants to paste.

Transponders are easy to come by; detection might be the main problem. If sorcery can't do teleportation there are plenty of sensory powers that can be used to check for people leaving. If it can then the Queen is definitely getting away.
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Sorcery can't. Some fairies can, but not with passengers, and the Queen isn't one of them; there are gates, but the harmonic noisemaker should prevent those from being made in the first place, let alone settling promptly; if there is already a mortal-world bolthole...

Can I have access to that door setup? Promise asks her Cauldron vassals.
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Cauldron agrees. Their real reason for having no objection at all is that she could already get anywhere she wanted with gates and this just means they know more about what she's doing when in a hurry.

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Yeah, that's fine.

If there is already a mortal-world bolthole then Promise can get them there, too.
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The Kept are all ready to go, those who are worried about vassalization via dart having already quit. They insist on earpieces for revoking orders if necessary, for anyone whose powers wouldn't instantly fry them.

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That is entirely doable! Promise will hang back very far away repeatedly chanting "I rescind others' orders" until somebody signals her to aim something different at the Queen.

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A few capes do have powers that would instantly fry them, but these also tend to be the capes who are toughest against general Earth Bet threats and are correspondingly foolhardy. Nobody who was already volunteered becomes less so.

The Kept, appropriately equipped, surround Queenscourt with capes who can sense invisible things one way or another and send in the few undetectable capes followed by the front line ones. Some tinker creations, from topiary golems to Bonesaw's varyingly visible pegasus skeletons, join the attack and take advantage of their inability to be vassals.
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The court fights back!

...The court is REALLY wrong-footed by sorcery mysteriously not working. The fuck.

The Queen's best sorcerer figures out why it isn't working and aims someone at the noisemaker, but it is well-protected.

Go, Kept, go!
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Kept go.

Fairies get incapacitated in a wider variety of ways than is normal for a cape fight, from "bound in animate inanimate material" up through "dissolved." Some of the smarter Kept with a theory to test force food down fairies' throats and give them orders, but Promise has managed to sneak prohibitions on that into the rules of engagement. The orders come out unenforced, and if any Kept who try it tell others they'll be reporting that it doesn't work on fairies after all.

A few Kept do get darted. Sometimes it even works. Very rarely does the darter get past any orders other than the first one, let alone rescinding Promise's orders, so her repetition restores them to normal.

Predictably, the first time someone tells her they've got the Queen it turns out to be a decoy.
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That's predictable. Promise does not have the decoy's name. Maybe the mosquitoes got her? May as well try. The decoy Queens have to be obeyed by default to work as decoys so this one gets the same order as the Queen herself would - namely "cooperate with this coup". The decoy starts helping. It slows down some of the lower-ranked Queenscourt. Promise resumes rescinding others' orders.

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Cooperation presumably includes information. She doesn't know exactly where the real Queen is, but can at least offer a direction. The successful group of Kept starts tracking down the real one, and before long they've got another attempt.

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Aaaand is she for real?

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She claims to be, she obeys orders, and other fairies obey hers. She's either real or unjuiced and faking. They don't really have the time for mad scrutiny, so the Kept continue to cut the city up. A few decoys later there's a consensus among captured fairies that number two is the real one.

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Great.

When the Queen is locked down hard enough, Promise can show up in person. She quizzes the Queen, makes her dismantle various things and replace various orders until removing the noisemaker won't mean instant disaster, has her send someone to lock down the satellite courts, quizzes her some more, and finally withdraws the Kept, noisemaker and all.

She takes attendance. Valefor is missing. Promise sends someone to track down Valefor, and bring back him and the two random creekpearls he ensnared before being caught. She reissues his orders, gets the creekpearls' names from the Queen, and proceeds with her debriefing of the court.
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That was going to be the start of the most terrifying mortal-led court in Queenscontinent history, and she just...yep, she did. Was.

Some of the Kept are confused about why they're just leaving—weren't they going to take over the world? Aren't they going to hold it?—but maybe keeping it is less of a concern when Promise can unbreakably order the Queen to give unbreakable orders on her behalf.
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Getting the Queen constitutes taking over Fairyland. The Kept have done their job; there will be no more fighting here. Thank you, Kept.

The Queen has mechanisms arranged to take over courts. Promise sends them after Thorn's. She has someone turn Thorn into a sparrow and put him in a birdcage. (It comes to her attention that most of the Queen's captives are not treated so kindly. She upgrades their accommodations.)

Promise is up pretty late assembling the Queenscourt into something functional, gentle, and usable. More comprehensive interviews can wait until later. She goes to bed. It has been a good day.
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Some victims of the Kept disagree, capes like Black Kaze and Genoscythe not being known for their restraint. Omelette, eggs.

Now that she has taken over Fairyland, is it or can it be made safe to create human colonies in case of extinction?
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Yup. Promise is now quite okay with human colonies. The Steppes are nice and empty and convenient to the suborned Queenscourt; would some humans like to live on the Steppes?

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Yup. Not all of them are from Bet, but there's no shortage of people who want to get away from there. The potential sticking point is permanent gates. Nobody wants to cut themselves off from the old world more than they have to, but humans entering Fairyland unaccounted for is still dangerous.

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There is now no shortage of sorcerers. They can make gates, and have them open at scheduled times when someone can check whoever's coming through.

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Promise will have her share of difficulties running a colony of humans that aren't all under orders, but not immediately, and it's orthogonal to saving the existing worlds anyway.

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Also! Promise met someone who is not terrible! ...He does not really want to help with actually interacting with people who aren't her in any capacity but he is a strategic boon behind the scenes. Promise is very pleased with his existence. And his face, but his face and her desire to put her own face on it can wait until she is less busy and awkward.

So, Fairyland conquered, evacuee colony underway, Dragon jailbroken and informed-of-things, the Cauldron dungeon of Extra Special Case 53s mostly turned into sparrows and back with varying degrees of success, String Theory hard at work...

Promise has a bit of downtime. She goes to mention what Noelle said Bonesaw said to Bonesaw and ask if she can shed any more light on that.
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(A certain group of nonprofit mercenaries is alarmed at Dragon being unchained. But the method, allowing teams of ordered-trustworthy tinkers to alter the code, means that the details enabling their bag of tricks can be the first to go. Just because Dragon is incapable of knowing about those doesn't mean everyone else is. Everything the Dragonslayers can do fails. The rest is an ongoing process, but once Dragon's creator's restrictions are gone she can oversee the rest herself.)

Bonesaw is always happy to be asked about her work. "The passengers! I found out about those while looking in people's heads. They attach to part of the brain, that's how you can tell who can be a parahuman and who can't, and then they die. Mostly die, they're still active and allowing powers. Mine tells me how someone's body works, someone else's might handle the math that lets them teleport, and I don't know what Noelle's was meant to do. Normally it makes a different little organ in the brain, called a gemma, the first was the corona pollentia, allowing the person to control their powers. People get that one after they trigger. The passenger itself is big. Can't tell you how big; only a little piece reaches into our brains. It could be the size of a house, a land mass, a moon, anything.

Noelle's passenger is doing something wrong, but she won't let me open up her head to look for what. I think that body she used to have is the passenger forcing itself through into this dimension. You turning her into a bird and back sets it back some, but there's more where that came from."
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"Is there any way to guess how big, or what it looks like in more detail? She wants me to find hers and kill it. Deader than it already is, if it's dead."

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"You've seen what Noelle used to look like, right? That, but enough of it that it gets its own map. And without the Noelle on top. That's all I can say, without having seen one."

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"Mm. Any idea about how to kill it if I can get there?"

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"It's generating power over there somehow. Any time you've seen a cape use a power that looks like it takes a lot of energy, it had to be produced on that other world. Stop it from doing that and it'll shrivel up and die.
But I don't know how it's doing that, so probably easier to just hit it with things until it dies. Really big things."
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"Do you expect it to be on another Earth?"

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"Well, of course! Noelle could get big. Something as big as she could possibly get, and one of those for every cape, we'd have noticed if they were on an earth we were using for anything else."

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"I mean as opposed to a completely different part of space."

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"Probably. They're sitting there collecting energy from somewhere, and earth is where most of the stuff is around here. But I guess I can't say that for sure."

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"Okay. Could anybody reasonably tell the difference between Noelle's one and someone else's?"

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"If it looks like a lot of animal parts jumbled together it's probably hers? That's the only one I've ever seen."

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"...What if they all look like that?"

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"Then there's no way to tell but I really want to see what they all look like on the inside."

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"Also, any chance she's sharing?"

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"Sharing?"

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"The... thing. With someone else. Is it one per person, or possibly not that? If I kill it, will someone, somewhere, wake up without powers?"

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"She will, for one.
I really can't say. I had only just found out these existed when you made me stop studying it. My guess is no, the passengers die when the person triggers and that sounds like it's just one to a brain."
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"Well," says Promise, "if, without breaking any rules, you can find a way to be more confident about these factors to the point where I can go kill Noelle's powers, I see no reason not to let you watch and have a look at whatever's left."

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"Great! I'll see if I can think of anything." She skips off to ask people if she can perform head surgery on them to find out more about the interdimensional monstrosity of unknown size hooked into their brains.

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As long as she sticks to her constraints about fully informed consenting patients, that's all okay.

Promise puts more pictures of fairies on the Internet. The Internet is so relaxing; she isn't mashing anyone's freedom into a smooth workable paste or conquering anything or uncovering any conspiracies or fighting any supervillains...
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The Internet is glad to have her back. (It's a fickle creature.) She's the worlds' nicest archvillain, after all. People know she helped deal with the Fallen situation, but not about anything she's done since then, and she posts really cool pictures.

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Beloved Internet. She must show it to Arcane at some point. Although he probably won't like it quite as much as she does.

She tells the Internet what she can about its curiosities. Does anybody want a spare animate pegasus skeleton, they are kind of cluttering up Hawthorn, one accumulates weird debris with Tinkers. For that matter, the Tinkers like to be busy, if anybody can think of cunning applications for their talents. (String Theory might after all just unproblematically pull off the entire Scion-destruction thing and then everything else will hum along as normal.)

She asks Cauldron whether, if Bonesaw figures out in more detail the answers to her questions (or does Cauldron just happen to already know?), whether killing Noelle's power would alert Scion to shenanigans.
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Animate pegasus skeleton? She's got more takers than spare skeletons.

She gets warned that, if she didn't already know, many tinkers like to fight directly just like other capes do. Their devices even tend to work better then, no one knows why. But she does also get suggestions, from finishing Sphere's old moon colony to hyperspatially connecting all libraries.

Cauldron knows some of the answers. The passengers can connect to multiple parahumans, and Noelle in particular is sharing one with a solo villain, a Las Vegas Ward, and an imprisoned case fifty-three. Others are dead. They know this only because her power came from a Cauldron vial, and they can keep track of who else drank that formula.

If the passenger were to be destroyed, Scion wouldn't know about it. He may or may not be watching the passengers that he put there, but this one came from his counterpart.
Killing it would do unpredictable things to the others who drank the same formula. Cauldron vials contain mixtures, connecting people to multiple passengers. (Noelle's was 80% a strain they call "Division," which tends to give duplication-type powers, and 20% "Balance," to prevent extreme physical changes and uncontrolled powers.) They suspect that what went wrong with her power was drinking a partial vial, and by bad luck getting only the volatile part.

Killing her passenger would leave the others with an incomplete mixture, though not in a dangerous way. It might mean that they have only whatever power they could get from "Balance," and a fifth of a dose at that. Weak powers, not the sort of thing most people would wish they didn't have but hardly superpowers either, and it would be likely to return the case fifty-three to his human state. They're in favor of trying it.
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Well, that sounds like a risky experiment. Especially for the villain (how bad of a villain?) and the Ward who might prefer to keep their powers. Noelle's need for sparrowing is not unsustainable or accelerating; Promise doesn't want to go wreak havoc on random capes she's never met without their permission. She will however send them messages asking about it. Because she doesn't have enough to do already.

Promise double-checks that Bonesaw does not want to keep all of her pegasus skeletons - it turns out that she has named exactly two of them and could do without the rest - what do all these people on the internet want to do with pegasus skeletons, exactly?

It's weird that Tinker things work better when operated by Tinkers in combat. That's very weird. Anybody know why that might be?

And regardless: Mannequin, want to pick up your old project?
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So it turns out being reminded of who he used to be is Mannequin's single least favorite thing. No he doesn't.

The combat thing is weird, but Cauldron did mention that the source of powers wanted the world at war. Capes who regularly fight getting better at their powers is usually put down to experience, but that doesn't quite fit with tinkers getting better at tinkering as well as fighting. The true answer, Cauldron guesses, is that it's the passengers rewarding the capes who play along.

The main use of the varyingly visible skeletal pegasi is to have a varyingly visible skeletal pegasus. Who doesn't want one of those?

The villain is the kind of villain who does more property damage than personal injury, playing for fun or profit not malice and following the rules. If caught when the Birdcage was still in use, he wouldn't have been sent there. He mostly has a defensive power. The Ward is very attached to his shapeshifting and duplication powers, and doesn't want it messed with.
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Mannequin does not have to participate. Would anyone else like to colonize the moon?

Promise needs some way to distinguish between would-be pegasus recipients. If nobody can think of anything actually useful to do with them, they can be auctioned off. Bonesaw does not have all that many opportunities to go shopping with her proceeds, but if she doesn't have to go through Promise's accounts to order supplies that's all to the good.

Promise notifies Noelle that she is sharing her passenger and some of the other persons with whom she is sharing it do not want it dead.
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Various types of power armor are considered common tinker gear; quite a few can alter those into advanced space suits. (Promise herself already has a more traditional space suit from Cauldron, atypical only in accommodating wings.) Making a permanent colony is harder, with tinker tech's tendency to break and the stakes if it does, nobody wants to rely on everybody else's work. And few of them have directly applicable specialties. That's not to say no one volunteers, but it won't be fast work.

Noelle is unhappy about this bit of news about her passenger. Not so much so that she wants to hunt them down and arrange to no longer be sharing her passenger, but she's likely to make questionable decisions if she's stuck with this power forever. To everyone's surprise, asking Bonesaw to directly excise the misbehaving part of her brain actually works, with no ill effects. And then she's out of the headspace that would lead one to ask a supervillain for brain surgery, when her literal headspace is her own once again.
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...Would Bonesaw like to replicate this effect for the other Case 53s for whom sparrowing did not solve the problem? Those of them with operable brains.

The moon colony can be slow. Dragon can help integrating everything. Dragon has lots of spare attention now.

How's String Theory doing?
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Bonesaw is pretty much in full generality in favor of doing brain surgery on people, even with Promise's silly rules about consent and putting everything back where it came from. And any brain is operable if you try hard enough.
When she tries this, the physical changes do not magically reverse themselves. Being in a position with, for instance, skin made of scales, and no power to make that normal, is awfully uncomfortable. But between corona pollentia removal and sorcery they can be turned back into non-parahuman humans.

String Theory is much calmer than she was the last time Promise saw her tinkering, despite the larger scale and definitely fatal nature of a backfire. "Most of the way done already, and that's with taking my time. You're going to put the gate right below this, right?" The device is the approximate shape of an Apollo moon lander, but more heavily armed. "It'll stay stable while falling, more than long enough to do its thing."
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"That's the plan. Gate under the planet destroyer and not under the time stopper."

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"Your other gadget's going to be history no matter where the gate is. I'm blowing up a planet on the other side, and there's no plan to close the gate. There's going to be so many fragments coming through it'd cause a secondhand apocalypse if there were anything else here to worry about."

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"The idea is that the destroyer will leave the stopper's field, not that the stopper will survive the subsequent experience."

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"Ah. Nothing to worry about then.
It's not going to be leaving any fields if it's time-stopped, but I can set your gadget below mine and make it switch off when it's in freefall."
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"Whatever works."

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"Oh, it'll work."

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"I'm counting on it. Thank you very much."

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"Nothing to it. Always wanted to build an honest-to-Scion doomsday weapon."

A few days later she'll come by Hawthorn complaining of being done early. It's set up to freeze the timer with seconds on the clock, which can and should happen while no one is there, but that's not going to happen for days. (One day, twelve hours, thirty-five minutes.) She's moved her equipment off the expendable world and is now once again completely prohibited from destroying planets.
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"If I ever need another one got rid of I know who to come to," Promise assures her.

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Given the surprisingly low frequency with which most people want worlds removed, that's not good enough. But it's the best she's going to get.

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It is.

There's no use casting the gate under the doomsday device until the timer's paused, in case it settles instantly, so it may be several days before kaboom.

Contessa, Doormaker and the Clairvoyant, a backup copy of Dragon, Nilbog (who is delighted to be brought to Fairyland and even more delighted that Promise, of whom he is so fond, has "inherited" its rulership from its Queen, and who can construct armies and send them through gates without having to be personally fielded), and Bitch (to assist Nilbog) are all brought through to the Fairyland colony as a safety/reserves measure.

Promise wonders to Cauldron if she should try talking to Scion while waiting for the gate to settle, if it's not instant. In case this distracts him or something in a useful way.
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It's a good idea. Odds of actually affecting much one way or the other are low, but deflecting his attention away from his world can't hurt.

Cauldron is also preparing to go public to the cape world. It'll drastically decrease their own power, but that was never the goal. The battle against Scion will either begin or end when that gate settles, and if they have to fight they'll need soldiers. Top members of major hero and villain groups will be invited to hear the news on a potential S-class threat worse than the Endbringers, and can likely be talked into helping to stall him. It won't be just Dragon and Nilbog, if it comes to a fight.
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Fairyland can hold more key players, if that's advisable.

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It would be, but it's also just about the least neutral ground imaginable for a truce meeting. Anywhere else can be attacked, but it'd be the single most defensible group in existence. Probably some players will want to send people afterward, if she makes the offer.

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Which she will.

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It turns out things move fast when major players get informed of even more major emergencies. The meeting is the following day.

They have a booth for each group, lit from the back panel so everyone appears to everyone elsewhere in the circle as a silhouette. It's all very dramatic probably. It's technically anonymous, but some are instantly recognizable. There's the Triumvirate representing the Protectorate, Narwhal and one of the newly plural Dragons for the Guild, Nonpariel and Agnes Court for the Elite, Moord Nag for Moord Nag and Adalid for Adalid. The Suits have indistinguishable representatives, as do the King's Men, the Yàngbǎn, and other even less recognizable groups. Anyone who might be accurately described as a Power. One of the spaces is set aside for Promise and her choice of Kept. (The Undersiders have a seat, either because they deserve it or because relocating Bitch had to involve telling them enough that they could insist on the full story. Every other faction can assume it's the first one.)
The Doctor informs her audience that Glaistig Uaine was not invited because of her unwillingness to work with the others on this, and that the Three Blasphemies declined to come. That little combination earns everyone's attention.

Cauldron's side is one of the less identifiable ones. Promise can recognize the Doctor, Contessa, and the Number Man, but to anyone who hasn't already met them they could be anyone. They introduce themselves only as Cauldron. Apparently confirmation of Cauldron's existence is a revelation for a substantial fraction of the people present. The Triumvirate plays along.

And then the Doctor provides exposition.

Many people don't believe it at first. After all, the main evidence comes from a precog who can no longer check the relevant things. Cauldron clearly believes it enough to sacrifice their secrecy for cooperation just in case the assassination attempt fails, but that doesn't make them right. Some (mainly heroes) even want to warn Scion, though as unresponsive as he is no one would know if it worked. Others, especially of the less than heroic persuasion, ask why they would fight if Scion is as unstoppable as Cauldron says. Or why to fight him now, rather than waiting until the last minute, since he is still routinely stopping disasters.

But Cauldron has information, and Contessa can be very convincing when deploying it. It helps that the Triumvirate can conspicuously become convinced at an opportune time, and for all Promise can tell they similarly have agents in every other group. There are frequent arguments between factions, but Cauldron keeps control of the situation. They don't bother with irrelevancies like their own crimes.

Some of this debate is directed at Promise. A new and powerful villain who is integral to the killing Scion plan as well as the only method of access to the one place he can't reach. Many suspect she's in Cauldron's pocket rather than the other way around, and more than a few are wary of being in a room with her.
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This is a really interesting bird's-eye view of a long-term cagey conspiracy uncaging itself.

Promise's bodyguards are invisible, because she likes the combination of increased and decreased intimidation factor. If anyone goes so far as to actually suggest that she's in Cauldron's pocket, that will be interesting; so long as it confines itself to obvious suspicion she won't dignify it with a response.
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She is, from the point of view of the average world power, around as scary as Glaistig Uaine. If she or the Blasphemies were in the room Promise might be sharing the intimidation around a bit.

The eventual consensus is more or less what Promise and Cauldron talked about earlier. Drop the doomsday device on Scion, and if the gate takes time to open Promise can try talking to him. One of the Suits asks her whether there are other fairies who would do the same, since no one knows how long it would take. And if any part of this results in Scion starting to kill everyone, Cauldron can provide transportation to the scene of the fight with their Scion-proof portal network. The Protectorate's handful of gates has been officially outdone.

Moord Nag says that she will help fight if necessary, in exchange for five thousand lives fed to her pet. The Doctor is prevented from immediately agreeing because of Promise's orders, but that doesn't mean she and the Number Man can't try to convince the others that it's an acceptable trade.
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There are other fairies available; Promise has the advantage of having talked to him before and of not being likely to misuse a trip to Earth Bet or a chance to talk to Scion.

Promise would like to know where, exactly, anyone proposes to get five thousand lives for Moord Nag's pet.
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"Not my concern," says the entirely friendly-looking warlord with the skull-wearing monster made of shadow.

The Number Man answers. "The first land mass he shatters, before all the survivors drown. With our portal network occupied bringing in defenders, there will be no shortage of people who cannot be saved. And Moord Nag may be able to stall Scion long enough to prevent the second land mass by herself. An exact answer would depend on Scion's chosen method of mass destruction if it comes to a fight and on how quickly the scavenger can travel."

Eidolon takes his lead from Alexandria and stays silent, but Legend says "Absolutely not" and most of the heroes in the room back him up.

"Declining her offer risks condemning millions," the Doctor insists. "At least."
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Promise avoids looking speculatively at Moord Nag. "Does it strictly have to be deaths?" she inquires. "Of humans, in particular? Not the already-deceased; not sacrificial Nilbog creations; not some kind of mild inconvenience for some number of fairies...?"

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"Animal lives will not fuel my Scavenger. And the dead are hardly worth collecting. You can spare your thousands, but I will be unwilling to fight for you." Nilbog's creatures and fairies haven't exactly been tested here.

(The heroes, and most villains too, are pretty okay with the idea of Moord Nag not becoming vastly more powerful.)
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"It seems worth checking the other possibilities. I am sure I can borrow some sub-sapient construct and locate a suicidal fairy if the tests interest you."

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"Those are both more replenishable, I take it? Very well, if you can provide me equivalent power to thousands of living I will fight."

"If there is a fight," the Doctor reminds everyone. "Keep in mind this is a condition within a condition." Somehow no one is reassured.
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Promise adds to her to-do list. "Of course."

She continues working on Moord Nag's name. Possibly to be held in abeyance until after kabloom, but it will be nice not to have to hunt for it in the moment if something comes up.
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About that kabloom.

"Some of us need more preparation than others. The Protectorate's tinkers can hardly fight Scion in their everyday equipment. Shall we make it a month?"

"That kind of delay would risk the public finding out. Or worse, Scion," says a woman wearing a gauntlet so red the color is visible in silhouette. "And if Cauldron is to be believed about the number of worlds at stake, any chance of that can tip the scales."
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"There's going to be some tradeoff between preparedness and immediacy; the question is where on the spectrum between 'not even bothering to hold this meeting' and 'just waiting for Scion to attack first' it should be. How much of a difference will a month make, here, for what percentile of Tinker? Low-grade Taught won't make a difference with a year to work; String Theory may have rendered everyone else redundant with a week; what's the median and what would they be accomplishing with their time?"

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"Call it a week for the stronger tinkers to refurbish or rebuild what they used for Endbringer fights, two months for the vast majority to start from scratch and finish any weapon they can build. The other factor, as Rukavitsa says, is that this endeavor is no longer secret. When it gets out to the public, we can expect widespread panic, and there will be something Scion can pick up on."

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"He could have picked up on us having this conversation or String Theory building her doomsday weapon or Cauldron having existed to oppose him. If the panic can be kept to a low hum of conspiracy theory - selectively informing the handful of best tinkers, perhaps, and only allowing a week or two, not months - it seems unlikely to exceed whatever threshold he's using."

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The Number Man agrees with the estimate of eleven days plus whatever it takes for the gate to settle.

"We did ask for representatives for a reason. We need numbers in any fight, and there are teams here, not individuals.
After leaving, tell only people who would benefit from preparation, and only if they would do the same. It is laughably unlikely to keep a secret for any length of time, but a head start on preparation over publicity is the best we can hope for."
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This sounds reasonable to Promise.

"Where should I bring test subjects for you?" she asks Moord Nag.
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"Oshakati. Finding me from there will be easy."

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Promise writes that down.

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The warlord disappears through a door to her territory, satisfied that she knows what her part in all this is.

Most groups don't leave. Some factions had unofficial agreements with each other against escalating in firepower, and are discussing suspending them. Others ask Promise about Fairyland's availability either as a place to hide from Scion or as a place to attack him from.
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Fairyland is available as both things. For security reasons, Promise needs to believe that she could if necessary evict or contain anyone who would like to enter it unless they seem impeccably trustworthy somehow.

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"In Fairyland, you have everyone else outnumbered," comes a Gesellschaft voice. "And very plausibly outplanned and certainly outgunned." Fairyland's existence is better-known than Hawthorn's; it's an easy mistake to make. "Even if you're hosting people selected for being able to hurt Scion, do you really anticipate trouble removing them?"

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"Not for most people, but there might be someone, and they would have to give me their name to be welcome."

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"We'll make sure not to send anyone who can't be contained, then."

"Not that it will come up," Alexandria announces, "because cooperating on this is going to be taken as seriously as an Endbringer truce. Most of the groups here have participated in those fights, and those that haven't at least know how little tolerance there is for infighting or betrayal." She stares down the speaker.
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"Speaking of which, it's possible I should formally incorporate into the Kept the few vassals who I allowed to be conventionally imprisoned before establishing myself. Lung and Bakuda could be useful."

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Saying that now, in front of every cape faction that matters and then some, is inevitably going to come across as a show of power whether she wanted it to or not. Especially if the relevant hero group agrees.

"Possibly. We can negotiate something afterward," says Alexandria, who is entirely in favor and will insist on throwing in Oni Lee and Kaiser.
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Promise doesn't exactly object to showing power as long as it doesn't look like she's trying too hard. She adds to her to-do list.

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The Suits send mostly Swords and Hearts to Fairyland, the Elite nominate Agnes Court and Nonpariel, and of course most of the capes are going to be unfamiliar to Promise. In general the capes are selected for being potentially offensively powerful but not in a position to fight Scion in person.

After some debate among themselves one of the thanda informs the other groups that they're washing their hands of this unless it does turn into an apocalypse. Neither they nor the Yangban have any members accept Promise's offer.
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Promise learns what there is to know about her would-be visitors' powers and inquires what sorts of accommodations they will require.

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Human normal ones work for most of them. And one of them can conjure housing for arbitrary numbers of people in a matter of days right down to the water drainage system, so they aren't too concerned about accommodations. Food will be an issue, but if the regular gates are still happening they'll be fine.

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Promise will find them a nice empty place to conjure up the housing (what a useful power, is that one available for contract work?) and make sure they have mortal food staples, no problem.

Anything else before she goes and finds a suicidal fairy and asks Nilbog for cannon fodder?
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(Kind of. She and her organization are less concerned with money than with influence. If Promise doesn't mind exchanging favors with an organized crime syndicate then they can probably come up with something.)

Not really. There are capes continually arriving from the assorted sides, but since Promise has to be there to open and close the gate anyway she can check them for containability or willingness to hand over names then.
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(Promise is concerned with ethics, not crime. They might be able to work something out.)

Promise brings her visitors to a yet-uncolonized area of the Steppes and then goes to talk to Nilbog, butter him up, and ask for a construct with more courage than smarts to follow her on a dangerous experimental mission. Then she goes and asks a Queenscourt musician named Perish why she is called that, receives the predictable answer, and brings her along too. Once on an Earth with Moord Nag's name firmly in mind: "Door to Oshakati."
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If she's using doors instead of gates, finding Moord Nag is going to be even easier. The parahumans behind Cauldron's network are good at figuring out context from general directions; no need to go looking for the ominous shadowy skull tower at all. Moord Nag comes to find her. The skull crowning her shadow shifts into the shape of a human's, then a crocodile's.

"You've brought me the subjects?"
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"Yes. One possible result with this one," she points at Perish, "is that she disappears but reappears alive somewhere else; if that happens, you should be able to re-'kill' fairies in general many times but will have an annoying chore if you want a pool of more than one, since where they reappear is probably fixed."

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Moord Nag barely glances at her victims, but her pet swirls around them and the fairy and creature disappear. "Nothing. Like a pair of animals. If the winged one did survive, you can tell her I have no plans to kill her again."

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"It was worth a try. Thank you for cooperating with the experiment."

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"It cost me little.
And it seems I will not be helping you if you fight the golden man."
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"Unless you change your mind, seems like."

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"Yes."

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Promise goes back to Fairyland, thanks Nilbog and tells him that the creature was very brave, and sends someone to check Perish's starting place. (Perish is in it, and she's very disappointed. Promise says that after the whole mess is over she will maybe see if any other parahumans want to try killing a fairy.)

At the meeting place, anyone else want to be stashed in Fairyland?
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Mostly capes with wide-area damaging attacks, hoping for a chance to fire through a gate, and some people who are more useful for organization within their groups than for their power. Anyone whose tactic against major threats involves fighting them head-on has less to gain from being stashed in Fairyland.

Promise also gets the Kept she requested and then some.
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Excellent. She perfunctorily inducts her old new Kept into the standard Kept rules, shoos them into Hawthorn, evaluates her would-be visitors and sends the acceptable ones through.

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They're all acceptable; Promise said her requirements in advance and nobody wants to risk her insisting on a name. But movers and strangers are less useful here anyway, so the loss from requiring containable capes is minimal.

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Good, good. Promise also reports on the results of the Moord Nag experiment.

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No one is very surprised by Nilbog's creation not working. The fairy was less of a long shot, but expectations weren't huge there either. Well, it's not like she was ever strictly necessary to fighting Scion on this end.

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"If it is ever an overwhelming strategic necessity, I figured out her name, so to the extent she can be powered by the already-dead she's available; I retain my objection to slave labor in lesser emergencies."

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"At her current power level she is unlikely to be what makes the difference, but that is potentially useful information."

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That is a good answer.

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Eventually the day approaches. Parahumans are arrayed to fight if there's a fight, String Theory has n-tuple checked her work and verified that it'll blow up the correct planet, and Promise is in position to make a gate from the empty world to Scion's and get out of the blast radius.

It would be unutterably hilarious if after all this it turns out that Scion's real body isn't a gateable location at all.
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And yet:

Gate.
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And the doomsday device falls straight down, its timer counting down from barely above zero.

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And gate close and flee.

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The device is several scaled-up F-drivers, pointed in different downward directions. Each of them more powerful than the weapon that would knock the moon out of orbit, they aren't trying to destroy Scion's planet's orbit. It'll do that too, but spiraling into the sun would take time. Instead, it's aimed to provide its astronomical amounts of force to a variety of points in the planet. One is directed straight down, to shatter the continent it's landing on and slam through the interior of the planet. Others to pass harmlessly through the rock for most of the distance to the opposite surface, then erupt outward. With enough angles, everywhere on the planet has an earth-shattering weapon pointed at it. And to make there not be a planet at all any more, that just takes supplying enough energy to overcome the whole thing's gravity. This was built by String Theory, and it was designed to make the planet go Alderaan.

The weapon fires. With everyone watching him, Scion disappears.
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The entity feels it. Something hit it, on the world where its real body is. The host species can't have done this; the entity observed their capabilities before selecting them and interdimensional travel is far beyond it. The shards can't have done this; they had safeguards added in many cycles ago making them incapable of seeing or reaching worlds like that one. Some could not be prevented, powers that could reach that target through this avatar, but few of them. And precognition automatically moves the entity out of the way of such attacks. Nothing happened here.

The entity's avatar vanishes, returning to its world. It sees the planet broken, seas evaporated, and severe damage to many of its shards. It clasps its avatar's hands in front of it, a sphere spreading out and stilling everything in its path. Earthquakes stop, rocks settle back into their assigned places, and many of the shard clusters are undamaged. The entity looks at the device that caused this destruction. It is familiar, technology copied from a host species cycles ago. A shard did do this. The entity recalibrates its precognitive ability. Not only protecting against those powers that can strike at it through its golden avatar, it will provide a method of eliminating anything that enters his earth. The next such attack will be over before it can begin. The entity manifests its avatar again, taking care to look exactly as before. It quickly finds the world the device came from. No recognition; that world is empty. It returns to the primary destination, where most of its shards' hosts are, to look for who caused this attack.

To the eyes of the world, Scion reappears. And he's angry.
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Well, fuck.

This is really the wrong time to try talking, but all Promise's sorcerous tasks can be handled by others, she wrote down Moord Nag's name with all the others for emergencies, and she knows where she'll respawn and has stuff prepped there if necessary, and other sorcerers are manning the artillery gates, and the Kept and fairies all have their orders stable for now -

"Door to Scion -"
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It's that organism again. The one that managed to talk to him, and gave him a directive that didn't help anything. And, apparently, that injured him. Not that he looks it.

Recognition.
Role.
Ineffective.


He raises a hand to threaten her. He wants her dead, exactly, killing her is just the obvious thing to do after someone manages to hurt him.
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"I'm only here to talk," Promise says.

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Indifference.
Insignificance.
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"If you're really so indifferent, why are you bothering to fight back?"

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Role.
Warrior.
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"Why us, then, why not -" The scope of things suddenly widens in her head; there are two and two is not a real number and there must be more. "- the others like you, instead?"

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The entity remembers. A gray planet, covered in silt and water, every available space in all versions of that planet filled with the ancestors of its kind. Competing and fighting each other, eventually sacrificing the planet and most of the population in order to move beyond it to stars and planets that aren't so crowded with entities that they need to fight each other.

Tangle. The entity speaks, describing what fighting each other means to its kind, but how much the strange organism's ability can translate is a different question.

Cooperation.
Cycle.
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She gets... some of that.

"You could change roles. The mortals used to think of you as a defender, a hero -"
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Goal.
Cycle.
Endpoint.


The feared endpoint is the same as the tangle they came from, but in every space in all accessible universes, with no other way to expand except against one another.

The concept that comes across as "endpoint" is in no way related to the fact that a golden beam lanced from his hand to eradicate both Promise and the United Kingdom.
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Promise wakes up in her tree stark naked with Yellow shaking her, which is really unpleasant for about four seconds until she remembers what's going on. She lets him prattle through her standard safety order renewal/rescindment and puts in a backup self-destruct and pulls on a replacement dress.

Time to do something else.

How is the fight going?
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To the extent that there's a fight, not very well. There are few capes that can take a blow from Scion and get back up, and fewer that can meaningfully hurt him. He frequently doesn't bother to dodge or block, even regenerating his entire body from almost nothing without seeming concerned. But each attack is less effective than it was the previous time. Some of Scion's attacks target particular capes, some are labeled 'to whom it may concern,' and others are about applying an eraser to the map.

The good news, if it counts as good, is that he's not always doing this on Bet. He switches between realities, usually opening with larger scale destruction and then fighting the capes that follow him. He hasn't gone to any worlds Cauldron's portal network can't follow yet, and capes are still willing to join the fight. Of course this does mean that if they lose there are more worlds than Bet on the line.

The good news is, it's not all dependent on that fight. The Fairyland contingent is launching powers or weaponry into the world where Scion keeps his real body as quickly as the sorcerers can make gates. There's no way to tell if it's doing any meaningful damage, but every time such an attack is launched Scion disappears from the current battlefield to block the attack and retaliate through the gate or simply destroy it. He has yet to come fully through a gate, but the Fairyland side of the fight suspects that he would make it in time long before they manage to finish him.

From the entity's point of view, each such attack forces the use of precognition, one of the most expensive abilities. It burns time off the entity's life span, of which only approximately three thousand years remain without completing the cycle. It can only do this millions of times, but the attackers don't need to know there even is a limit.
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Promise pops over to Moord Nag to order her to use the already-dead and get in the fight. If Moord Nag survives the experience she'll apologize later.

"Door to Panacea," she says next.
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Moord Nag joins the fight. She's a powerful cape, but isn't singlehandedly affecting the outcome. Still, nonsapient minions are among the best resources available.

Promise will find Panacea near one of the battlefields Scion is cycling between, enabling capes who can't take a hit from Scion and get back up to get back up.
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Promise waits until she's between healings. A lot of the hits Scion deals are fatal, so it's not as many patients as it might be. She sees one she recognizes and heals him herself.

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Scion flickers away—presumably to defend himself against a barrage from Fairyland, judging by the lack of direction to a different battlefield. A few patients later, Panacea is free.

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Promise holds out her hand. "He squished me. I am fine but tired and I need to not be tired without sleeping for four days."

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Panacea taps Promise's hand, and the feeling of having just reappeared in one's tree after being vaporized by an eldritch godling disappears. She gets less tired.

"Do you know what started it? I heard he was going to do this, but it seemed so unbelievable."
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"Well, we knew he was going to do it so we hit him first, but apparently not hard enough."

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"I wish there were something I could do, fight him directly or at least make people more powerful instead of just healed, but it's almost easier this way."

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"I didn't actually forbid you to power people up if that's a way your power flexes," Promise points out.

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"Oh, it's not. I've been leaving people more fit than they started, maybe they can keep going longer, but that's hardly going to make a difference."

Scion has, apparently, started attacking elsewhere. A door opens for people on this world to assist. Panacea goes through and asks, "You coming?"
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"Until I think of something better."

Promise accompanies her.
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"You can't stop him like you did Bakuda and the rest?"

They arrive in a wide-open area that was recently a city. Fortunately, Scion is still mostly fighting capes rather than geography at the moment. He's flickering in and out, whenever a gate settles from Fairyland and something in need of destroying appears on his earth.

Here on Earth Whichever he's opposed by a large group of Yangban, who can't stand up against him very effectively but can apparently reset themselves whenever a row or column gets eradicated. The Triumvirate comes through a door at approximately the same time as Promise and Panacea. They're accompanied by Lung, winged and larger than anyone has seen him in years. He and Alexandria are missing pieces of themselves. Lung's regenerate, and neither seems to be slowed down very much.

Panacea starts healing the injured. She gives preference to capes, and probably won't have time to move down the list to civilians.
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Promise heals Alexandria, since Panacea won't be able to. And Lung, after a moment to assess how oddly shaped he is.

Promise doesn't recognize any civilians, but she can get a handful of capes out of Panacea's queue before Panacea gets to them.

"Scion doesn't count as his name, and I doubt he'd just tell me. ...But I have no good excuse for not having tried asking. I'll need waking up again if this doesn't work, probably," she says, taking off.
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Scion, between flickers, holds up a finger. He points, and a golden light shoots out. He rotates his hand, slowly, leaving his targets plenty of time to get out of the way if they can. Some do, and the Yangban manage to block it when it reaches them. Other people get cleanly sliced. Then he turns back to blasting at the heavy hitters.

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"What's your name?" Promise asks him conversationally.

If this works she's going to feel so stupid.
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He answers, despite the rudeness of causing Armageddon during a conversation.

Warrior and Counterpart are the most comprehensible pieces.
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Well, he isn't annihilating Promise personally while she tries to talk to him. Yet. "Is that your first name you ever had?" she asks.

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Scion takes a hit from the blade of an enormous sword, and stops. He grabs the blade, squeezes, and it falls apart. Eidolon and Legend aren't having much more luck than that either.

Role
Identity

Agreement.
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"I mean before. When you were new. What were you called first?"

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However it is he talks, he does it very emphatically. That was his original name, from when he and his counterpart were two parts to a whole. He clenches his jaw and fires on Promise.

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Aaaand now Promise is in her tree again. She still feels kind of stupid but not as devastatingly stupid as she would have if something had gone click.

She puts in a new self-destruct - it's her last one - and stumbles back to Panacea and holds out her hand.
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Amy fixes her again, not even paying much attention.

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And Promise resumes healing capes.

And thinking.

Two is a stupid number. There must be more. They're landscapey enough to gate to. Could she just go get another one and ask it for help?

No. Scion, even trying to destroy everything, is not really on his game. He's not resorting to Master powers or any very exotic Thinker abilities or Trump tactics or Tinker equipment; he has not mind-controlled everyone into lining up for destruction - or committing suicide - the way a Canary combined with any sound- or power-amplifying power could. He's just sort of shooting things. It's unstoppable and awful and cutting an enormous swath of destruction, but Promise cannot assume that a non-depressed non-widowed entity she gates to out of nowhere will stick to blasting her to smithereens if it doesn't like her.

It could get much worse.

Even if she assumes fairy orders are inviolable -

(heal, heal, heal)

- against all possible powers and power conversations, that just means that she'd have to stay under the most constrained orders imaginable, in a sort of Simurgh quarantine, forever. She might not have to go personally - if it would work, a Simurgh quarantine's not more than she'd throw Thorn into to save the world. His favorite consort probably even knows him well enough to do mental sorcery to check, and powers don't necessarily account well for sorcery. But it's not unlikely that the other entity would just decide to wreck Earth itself. Promise doesn't have the impression that respect for mortal life is high on their priority list as a species. And keeping it out of Fairyland would be essential, not only to protect fairies but to allow the evacuees in the Steppes to live.

There should be some way to just - trade with it - but it's just too powerful and untrustworthy, and the fact that she might have things it wants ultimately makes that worse, not better.

Promise heals capes.
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Of the capes that go back to fight, a lot die. The next time a smaller fraction will go back. Scion seems content to be uncreatively unstoppable.

He doesn't appear to be untouchable. Alexandria or Lung can sometimes strike straight through him, gold motes trailing behind the exit wound, and Legend can do it from a distance. But Scion heals faster than the eye can follow even if Eidolon manages to disintegrate most of his body. Half the time he ignores them.

A tinker's drones fly up, and the volume between them seems to distort. Scion launches an orb in his characteristic golden light, and they maneuver so that it flies between them, turns around, and flies back at him. After returning another shot and permitting a volley from those on the ground, the drones are the next target. Followed by the tinker.

A ray of deceptively solid light swats Legend out of the sky.
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Promise can fix Legend. Hell, she can do it from here. "Are there more of those drones? That looked useful," Promise comments.

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"No idea. You'd have to ask the tinker." Where the tinker used to be standing, there's a pair of boots from which smoke is rising cartoonishly.

Scion disappears again. After a brief pause, doors start opening up again. Panacea stays behind; there are plenty of injured here.
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Promise goes through, in case something as blindingly obvious as have you asked his name comes up again. And because probably the most bang for her healing buck are the Triumvirate, not scattered familiar capes.

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Or less scattered. Gavel, Lustrum, and Acidbath, all from the Kept, join the front line for as long as their various flavors of invulnerability last. Tougher capes that Scion has to hit multiple times seems to be the idea.

Nilbog's creatures are playing the same role, providing cover for humans wherever an attack looks blockable. Which isn't often. Bonesaw upgrades some of them until they look even more monstrous and dangerous, and once in a while one rams into Scion before being disintegrated.
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She looks like she's having fun.

Think, think. Is there any way to just go get help from something in Scion's weight class? Gates are novel, gates alone would be a big deal to something that normally has to travel through space even if it can do it very fast, its very power and untrustworthiness are currently costing it gates, if it were smart it would have decided to never be the sort of thing that ought to scare useful people like Promise away - aaaand if it's not smart, if it just runs on Thinker powers or alien intellect or has never conceived of a useful person like Promise, it will squish her the moment she gets near. Dead idea.

She heals her Kept; she heals the Triumvirate. She barely looks over her shoulder to see where they are; she's got a flattener (she's running a little low on flatteners, although she still has probably enough as long as she doesn't have to go talk to and get creamed by Scion four more times).

No more of those drones are forthcoming. "Can't anybody copy the little swarm of drones?" Promise asks no one in particular.
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Bonesaw answers that one. "No, silly. Tinkers! Someone else could try, but even if they did everything the same there'd inevitably be something that only works at exactly that temperature, or what the light was like in a spectrum people can't even see, or that phase of the moon, so no one except the tinker can do it again. If you needed it for something we're probably all doomed!" She grins and gets back to work.

Some of the people getting injured more are also the trickiest to heal. Lung's body is never the same twice, and Acidbath's is completely unrecognizable. After a brighter than usual blast from Scion, both go down. Lung gets up, but doesn't charge back in immediately. The defensive capes are protecting the others, but nobody is effectively hurting him. Scion recreates this body as necessary like it's nothing.
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"Tinkers can detect light in spectra people can't even see?"
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"No, not really. Their power fills it in. Like right now. I'm rearranging the organs of a species that didn't exist until just now, this wouldn't even make sense to anyone else. The moon phase and stuff just means that there's more stuff that might matter than anyone could possibly keep track of, and tinkers don't have to worry about it."

This probably isn't the place for this conversation, but Bonesaw's not concerned.
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"Let me explain you something and see if you think it'll -" Ouch. Promise heals Eidolon again. "- it'll dovetail like I think it might. Sorcery is all about knowing what you're working with. The best sorcerer in the world," is that a touch of dreaminess in Promise's voice? "not only has the ideal sorcerous temperament, which would only make him fantastic, not head and shoulders above anyone else, but he can also see harmonics -" Alexandria's arm is dead, long live Alexandria's arm. "But you can get a lot of mileage with just knowing things like temperature and light conditions. And it doesn't have to be active attention; you don't need to harmonically map a place to know it enough to cast well there..." Promise can't actually tell if that one hit Legend or not but it probably did and healing him won't hurt anyway. "...does it sound like tinker powers would work nicely with that?"
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"Not really...
I don't know the temperature or light conditions, not better than I could anyway, that is. I just know that if connecting these two nerves depended on the exact electrical resistance of the muscle next to it, then I would have acted as if I knew the number. I definitely couldn't use that information for anything else than tinkering."

The creature runs off to join the fray. It makes about as much difference as a marginal cape would, which is effectively none.
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The Doctor and Contessa walk through a suddenly-appearing door.

"We're not quite out of backup plans," the Doctor says, "but it's a Hail Mary. I need orders amended so we can find enough recipients for certain vials that will probably result in extreme mutation or painful death but might give powers that can hurt Scion."
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"I assume Contessa can track down would-be informed volunteers who want to save the world. And she may. ...It's possible I should take one."

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Contessa disappears.

"I suppose painful death isn't as much of a risk for you. You might be incapacitated in some other way, though, and you are still valuable for other reasons. Any conceivable physical change is on the table, especially since what would normally result in a dead subject just means worse side effects."
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"I can go get Perish again but if experiments were reliable here you'd already have weeded out every undesirable side effect. If I'm incapacitated somehow you - well, not you, but someone - can try disintegrating me and see if that helps. How well can you aim powers? Synergy with sorcery...?"

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"We did weed out the side effects, that one in particular. But we couldn't do it to these vials without potentially decreasing their value against Scion." A golden bullet launches itself from Scion, and drills through Alexandria's head while she charges. "We have very few effective powers.

We can aim for a general subject, but not implementation. If it were about sorcery I'd look for vials that usually improve perception, or maybe speed while hoping for mental instead of physical speed."
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"Perception. Definitely. Doing what I can already do faster won't make a dent. ...I have a guess about tinker powers synergizing but Bonesaw thinks it wouldn't work, but if there's a way to lean that way..."

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"There is, if you want to try for that at the expense of the thinker power. It's all about probabilities, unfortunately.

And these powers are different, often more dangerous, but not necessarily stronger. It would be astronomically unlikely for you to be the next Eidolon or Contessa."
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"Well, give me something nobody else has drunk so I can go kill it if I don't like it. Maybe I can do this a dozen times, who knows."

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If the fight goes on long enough for that it would mean...that Scion is probably never going to reach most worlds. But time still matters.

"No more than three. Otherwise giving you a preferred power might on average come at the expense of giving someone else a useful one. Door to Cauldron."

The door opens to racks of vials, each of which the Doctor walks right past.
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Promise follows her. "I can find other fairies who want to try it, too, if immortal subjects are useful and it doesn't manage to totally incapacitate me."

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"Want to try it and would be willing to fight Scion? A fairy subject would be worth four human ones, that being the death rate."

These vials are darker, almost black. Otherwise they look the same. Several slots are empty, where vials have been brought to other recipients. "No point in diluting it, under the circumstances. Your preference for the theme of the power?"
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"Willing to fight Scion in exchange for a power, more like, but I can find subjects. What are my options?"

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"In testing, the ones that most reliably gave tinker powers also had specialties that wouldn't be immediately useful. Defensive personal armor was typical of that one. Rube Goldberg machines, ambulatory plants." She points to three of the vials in a section. "But for your purposes any tinker power would do. If Bonesaw is right it would probably fail, but this is a time for Hail Marys.

On the thinker front, this one is likely best. Area perception. Two extra senses for one person, uninterrupted full spherical range of ordinary ones for another. A chance of a shaker power, comparatively useless for you. This other one has always been informational as far as we can tell, but often more single-target than environmental. The speed one I referenced earlier was this..." she lists off a few more powers.
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"...Plants might go nicely with my tree but this is not the time to worry about that. I'll take extra senses."

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The Doctor sets the vial in a centrifuge, because what evil secret lab is complete without centrifuges. It doesn't have to stay in for long.

"Ordinarily I'd recommend drinking it as quickly as possible; this can decrease the chances of unwanted physical changes. Under the circumstances those are near certain anyway. It is also likely to hurt; this will last at most two minutes."

They door to a room containing fewer vitally important breakable objects and a chair that would probably be very comfortable for someone without wings. "Try to stay seated, or at least as still as possible, until it finishes. It is also likely to destroy your clothes, if you'd rather change into something more expendable." (The expendable things they have on hand are plain gray bodysuits that were even less designed for winged people.) "And if you experience a transformation, would you prefer to turn yourself back or have someone destroy you thoroughly enough that you reappear?"
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"Well, give me fifteen minutes in case I figure it out or manage to activate my self-destruct, then find someone who isn't my vassal and have them vaporize me." Promise eyes the suits dubiously, and finally tears the back off one and changes into it.

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"All right." The Doctor leaves in case Promise cares about privacy, and notifies Contessa and the Number Man that Promise is taking one of the dark vials.

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It does indeed hurt. For what seems like longer than two minutes, but it will eventually be over and she'll have a new power and/or monstrous form.

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The first thing Promise notices is that she can still move. It feels weird - well, it feels less, mostly, her range of motion is completely bizarre and she has no vestibular feedback, no proprioception, no sense of pressure, just how far each bit of her can move before it stops.

...It feels like moving her tree. It feels rather a lot like moving her tree.

Well, that's easy, she knows how to operate a tree. She can't change the total amount of wood unless she wants to try growing herself, and she can't make tree eyes to get a good look at her treefulness, but she can pull her roots up and wrap her branches around themselves until she's a fairly simple cylindrical shape that she can figure out entirely by range of motion.

And then, well. She knows wood. She can cast on wood.

She turns herself back into a leaflet. She puts her dress back on. She is not sure where her self-dest- oh, there it is. It seems to have popped out, and then she supposed it couldn't detect her in her original composition to destroy. She puts it back where it belongs and heals herself.

"I'm okay!" she calls. "I was just briefly turned into a tree!"
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"It's not the strangest thing that has happened.
You got the sensory powers then?" Judging by the speed of that transformation.
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"I... don't think so. I just counted as my own tree. I can shape my trees. So I shaped myself into something simple enough to cast on. I don't know what I have."

She reaches for her flattener. Wow, what a piece of crap.

...

"...Okay, never mind, I think I wound up with a tinker power anyway."
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(In the flattener's defense, it was made by tinkers working by trial and error outside their specialties. It's miraculous that it works at all, if Armsmaster's ghost does say so himself.)

"Good. It hardly matters what your specialty is, or for that matter if you have one. We can test your theory regardless. Door." It opens to a generic but well-supplied tinker workshop, with common materials in all categories and tools to match.
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This is really trippy.

...Promise sort of knows what to do with the tools, which is interesting and which she wants to play with some later, but it seems so much less precise than -

She digs up a block of metal, files down the edges until it's a nice smooth rectangular prism, inspects it for five minutes, and then starts fucking with it a little more directly. It presently stops mattering what sort of metal it used to be. Do tinkers usually have to work without the ability to transmute their material and reshape it with their thoughts? That sounds really frustrating.

That said, this could take a little while.
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The Doctor's off doing important conspiracy things after confirming that yes, those two sets of powers do combine interestingly into a more effective tinker.

Important conspiracy things here means collecting sorcerers. They've got to give the Rube Goldberg tinker vial to someone. Due to inconvenient orders, they have to stop so Contessa can get permissionto enter Fairyland looking for sorcerers who'd accept powers in exchange for fighting Scion and are also easily controlled.

Following Promise's addition that it be only sorcerers she's already in charge of and with specific exclusions, they end up trying for more tinkers who get to ignore the traditional limits on how effective tinkers can be.
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A number of fairies that may or may not be surprising, depending on how much you know about fairies, are interested in taking vials. The ones who are easily controlled are somewhat fewer, but there's overlap.

(Meanwhile, Promise's block of metal is now a totally different shape and many totally different materials.)
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Are interested or would be; it's not like Contessa has to ask them before finding out.

Unfortunately, tinkers are also the least immediately useful. Scion is killing capes right now, and even if the new ones can build whatever they build perfectly there's no guarantee that it'll do much of anything. After running out of the relevant tinker vials, they drop the sorcery requirement and switch to more direct combat powers. It's several times as productive as it would be with human subjects.

Not enough.
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Promise is actually having a lot of fun, but she's not insensitive to the need for speed.

Halfway through her project she runs to consult with Arcane on some... arcane... theoretical points of sorcery (why can't people do mental sorcery on themselves? how does fast-flight work? how do you force other people's gates open? what's the deal with tears? what harmonic features help you do this - that - the other thing -?) He understands that time is of the essence too. He's very helpful, very concise.

Promise's gadget takes form under her thoughts. Her power keeps track of how it's put together for her; her power knows how warm it wants this part and what bizarre alloy it wants that part and what intensity of light would benefit this part; and in another cape's hands it might direct her to unconsciously touch things or run to a forge or hold it closer to a lamp but in hers it can just pull directly -

The object that is now on Promise's arm is not a piece of crap. (Sorry, Armsmaster's ghost.) It flattens better. When it's flattening.

She has it set to 'amplify' instead.

And that means she can make her next object faster.

Arcane could skip this part; Promise is not Arcane. Her amplifier is kickass but it'll still work better - and it has to work fantastically on the first try, or Scion's precognition or something will just blast her out of the sky again and she'll have to build everything over from scratch - if she knows the field.

After ten hours of arcana consults and sorcery-assisted tinkering Promise has an amplifier and a hacked-together copy of Arcane's-magic-and-then-some. (It runs with fairylights, not software and screen. Dim fairylights that she kicks off and the display amps up this way and that. She has to adjust her amplifier to ignore them.)

...What's the current state of the everything? Did somebody win while she was busy?
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Yes. Scion.

After the deaths of the remaining two Triumvirate members, the defense more or less lost morale. There are still capes chasing their enemy in shifts whenever he changes worlds, but it's limited to those crazy enough to chase Scion. Some of Cauldron's new fairy capes have been effective, but most of them don't have Promise's setup for getting back in the field quickly.

The good news, such as it is, is that Scion is detouring to his earth more often now. Arcane and the sorcerers in Fairyland have been settling gates faster, thanks partly to increased numbers, and every time something goes through the gate gets turned into a tear and destroyed. This probably means all their attacks are being blocked, but it might not, and even if they are, it has to be costing Scion something, right?

The other useful bit of information is that Scion disappears to intercept whenever something enters a gate to his world, but not to his universe. Agnes Court, the shaker of exponentially increasing scale, decided to stop building housing for humans fleeing to Fairyland and start building planetoids to drop on Scion. It didn't work; he managed to deflect her small-moon-sized space station before the collision. And would presumably have killed her had she not been gated out. But she can confirm that Scion (or his autopilot, as one running theory would have it) only prevents things from entering his planet's airspace, not the entire world.

Bakuda is personally offended that this autopilot theory probably means all her bombs were intercepted before detonating.
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Promise's items are not quite perfected.

That's important, because when she pauses to bolt down some fruit and she's lighting the inside of her tree with fairylights (amplifier turned off) and not actively working on anything, it's - well, it's not hard, she's inside her own tree, they're just fairylights, but it's not as butter-smooth as the transmutations she was using to assemble the things, the shapings she used to form them, even the heat and light that's currently powering them.

So there's some things left to do, and a few things she could build in as switches she instead makes slightly more complicated toggles that will require reforming parts of the devices. Anything less than butter-smooth will not be enough. She kind of understands why tinkers might want to go into the field themselves now. She could give these things to Arcane - she actually considers it - but he hasn't taken a vial, won't be able to tinker and take advantage of its awareness boost.

So instead she goes and gets into her spacesuit, one gadget on her arm and one on her head, and makes a tear to orbit over Scion's planet and goes through it.

And she floods the place with harmless fairylights, so faint, for the scanner to notice and read and parrot back brighter and in more colors closer to her field of vision so she can read the place. The entity.
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It's a place. Empty planet, nothing but continents and clouds and oceans.
Formerly nothing. It's golden, now, large parts of it covered with the same color as Scion. Whether it was formerly all of it and the attackers changed that or if the entity just never occupied the whole thing is hardly the point.

If she can zoom in far enough, the lights show that it's a mass of flesh, like the one Cauldron showed her but alive. It's like watching a forest sped up until that the trees look alive, not moving from their spot but constantly shifting and growing. And this one is a forest made of human body parts. Beautifully assembled human body parts, but still that.
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Lovely.

She doesn't want to get too close. She fucks around with the composition of her scanner until it will in fact zoom that well, give her all the harmonic and pattern-of-shape if not static shape detail she might want, section by section.

...She could just toast him from here. With the amplifier she can probably melt half the planet in one go and antiheal Scion to boot. She kicks into fast-flight to get a good look at the other half of the planet. It wasn't designed to work in vacuum, but that just meant she didn't have to learn all the features that are there solely to prevent being buffetted and suffocated by wind and stop it from making noise. She twists her scanner's angle and resolution as she goes, lays down more fairylights.
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Everywhere the entity is is almost as boring as everywhere the entity isn't. There are human-scale features like, well, human features, but it's very repetitive. (Sedimentary rock isn't much competition, though.) The entity's presence is affecting harmonics, possibly not too surprising given that some powers do. One pattern crops up at a corner of each massive section, others are more irregular.

The forest is alive, but give no sign of containing anything conscious.
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It's so big, but there is repetition to learn; he's not just too big and complicated to fit in her head at all. As long as she's looking right at him.

Yeah, she's gonna toast the bastard. She pauses her flight -
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And gets interrupted. Scion appears, this body looking merely human and much less impressive now that she knows what he really looks like. But it's still more than capable of protecting against being toasted. Not firing lasers or similar, he flies at her physically.

When he appears, every iteration of that one repetitive pattern reorients itself to point at Scion.
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...That's interesting but she needs to skedaddle if she doesn't want to spend another several hours tinkering before she can make another run. Tear-and-out. To Hawthorn, although it's mostly emptied out now.

That is, now that she is not being actively flown at, interesting. The harmonics looked like they were next to each other. Cliffs are not impossible, but usually they vary more smoothly. Is Scion just always next to himself?

Because she's got some range limit, even upgraded as she is, and casting on his humanoid body is probably not a winning proposition but -

She's already forgetting bits of the pattern. She needs to be looking at it. Can she just fix her scanner so she can look through his avatar...?

...Nope. She is a para...fairy... now and parawhatevers have stupid blind spots about Scion's planet, inspecting it and traveling thereto. Great. At least it didn't cripple her gating, but it would take time to do enough original spell development to figure out windows that she didn't have to stick her head through.



But she does think she could do mental sorcery on herself.

Is Teacher still here?
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Teacher has gone to Fairyland along with most everyone else, but he's easy to find. Especially for anyone among the increasing number of people with door access. He's helping direct the dubiously effective bombardment.

"Promise. Welcome back to Fairyland."
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"Hi. How long does it take you to go from zero to a decent Thinker power on a new subject?"

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"Minutes at most. Decent sounds like you're giving my power a fair amount of credit, though, on an individual level at least. Have you changed your mind about having me, ah, change your mind?"

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"You wouldn't have been able to do it before today at all, unless you managed not to tell me about an option to avoid the side effects. I think I can block them now. If I can't it won't work, but minutes says it's worth a try." She pulls her amplifier off her arm to have an easier time adjusting its configuration to fix the harmonic tangle Arcane told her about that usually prevents reflexive mental sorcery. "I want an eidetic memory. A really comprehensive eidetic memory. Retroactive if you can do it. Doable?"

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"Eidetic memory yes, comprehensive also yes. Retroactive no; that would essentially require limited postcognition, and I can't give you multiple powers.
The stronger you want it the less time it will last, and the worse the side effects would be if those applied to you. For memory, you'd have months at least before it expires."
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"Give me all you've got, then. When I say when."

She gets the amplifier into a suitable detangling state, aims her scanner at herself, fiddles with that, and then settles into a soothing repeatable cycle of adjusting its colors and range without losing her map of the would-be tangle so she can use it. Her target, she already knows. Better than the back of her hand, which has been replaced four times in recent memory and isn't that interesting in the first place: she knows her own mind.

"When."
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Teacher looks closely at her head and starts doing absolutely nothing visible. He selects from among the grids and rows of powers he could give, selecting one of the more powerful available memory abilities. Attaching powers to a student is easy, but the distortions that it usually creates in their mind don't seem to be happening. Unfortunately.

After less than a minute he's done. He rattles off a string of numbers and asks Promise for every third one.
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Promise recites them back.

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"Good. Why the urgency?"

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"Ask me later," she replies, reconfiguring her amplifier.

She puts it back on her arm, and her spacesuit glove back on her hand, and makes a tear to above Scion's planet again. She's just looking, Scion, don't be scared. Just looking. Harmless fairylights.
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A glowing golden figure fails to appear. He's busy destroying the Thanda, and fairy lights aren't triggering his precognition.

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Good.

She gets a good, long look... might have to wait until someone's gated attack brings him here for unrelated reasons...
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Gates are settling at unpredictable times, but there are a lot of gates per sorcerer and sorcerers.

When Scion puts in an appearance it's at ground level to incinerate a bomb, not exactly visible from orbit. But she can see patterns all over this earth reorient themselves pointing to a particular place on the surface, so the fact that he appeared is clear enough.
Then he's gone.
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Good enough.

Tear to Hawthorn. "Door to Scion."
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She appears in the middle of an enormous wasteland. Nothing built, nothing growing, nothing even alive except for the capes fighting Scion and arguably Scion. The place has been scoured clean as far as the eye can see.

The Thanda, assisted by the Yangban and minions of Dragon and Nilbog, are doing what they can to fight. Very few of the remnants of the Protectorate are anywhere to be seen.
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Promise can't see Scion's real body from here but she remembers.

She messes with her amplifier.

And he's close to himself and she's close to him which means his planet is right there, just beyond, and she knows precisely what it looks like and where all the lights were -

and

destroy.
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The golden attacks stop. Scion's body falls from where it was floating, and doesn't regenerate when a crossbow bolt lodges in it. He hits the ground.

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Well, that means Promise can pause to take her space suit off.
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As far as anyone knows, their attacks finally added up to enough.

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They can be corrected later, if at all.

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If they don't get corrected, then all credit goes to the girl with the crossbow. Couldn't have done it without her. Completely impossible.

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So are they going to have a party or what? That would be a good occasion to explain.
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Eventually. At the moment, once Scion continues not getting up, more of them are worrying about tending to their wounded and counting their dead. A lot of combatants stagger home, single-file because the doors are door-sized, and get hit by the fact that what just happened.

The remaining people more curious. A group that might be the leadership spots Promise, and a cape in white splits off to talk to her. "Exalt. Houston Protectorate, if there still is such a thing. Did you do that?"
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"Yes."

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"How?"

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She has the luxury to give the complete story now! "Cauldron vial got me a Tinker power that dovetailed well with sorcery twice over. He noticed when I tried to toast him from his own world, but he kept his avatar adjacent to himself, so I had Teacher give me an eidetic memory so I could do it without looking and cast through him. Hit him with a few things at once."

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"You used... under the circumstances I can't say that was a bad idea."

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"Oh, I didn't take the side effects, that would have been literally impossible because he can't harm me as my vassal, I warded them off with mental sorcery. I'm going to have to write so many books."

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"I meant about the Cauldron part. But from the looks of it you got lucky, and Scion didn't.

What you're planning on doing next is writing books?" There are worse things for a supervillain to do.
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"Among other things. I have done multiple unprecedented sorcerous things today. And the Cauldron vial turned me into a tree but I didn't mention that because it was pretty easy to fix."

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"If I hadn't been able to fix it someone would have disintegrated me and I more likely than not would have respawned as normal. I've done that more times than I really like to recently, I'm looking forward to not."

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Oh. Well that makes much more sense.

"I think we're all looking forward to less disintegration."
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Promise giggles. "Well, better me than you, but it makes me so groggy."

Now that she is out of her spacesuit, she can fly. She heads for one of the doors.
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The first one leads to a completely different-looking battlefield. Instead of everything being scoured away, it's more as if large quantities of destructive firepower has been set off. She can even triangulate from where the lines of collapsed buildings are to see where Scion probably was at the time. Panacea is still there, having been one world behind Scion for a while now. None of the people she's treating look familiar.

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Well, maybe she can heal them if she covers them in little lights first.

She's still not as fast as Panacea but she's not far off anymore. Lights, study, tinker, heal.
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Amy notices the difference, both the increased speed and the apparently-irrelevant messing with the machine, but doesn't make the connection. "Any luck with whatever it was you were trying?"

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"Lots. And lots. I wish I'd tried it sooner. Might have gotten the job done earlier."

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"The...job. No way. You didn't beat him?"

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"I did."

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"You beat Scion. How? He killed Eidolon."
She's surprised enough that she stops healing, between patients.
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"He did? Shit. ...Well, he couldn't kill me, because I'm immortal, so I'm not sure that's the right comparison to draw anyway. I had to acquire two different parafairy abilities, make multiple unprecedented sorcerous breakthroughs, spend hours building useful gadgets, figure out how to cast through his avatar, and turn into a tree. I'm not actually sure what killed him, I hit him with a few things at once in case he could survive one and wreck my stuff. And me, but I'm more replaceable."

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"Part of that made sense. He's definitely dead, then? No more of this?"

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"I'm pretty sure but I could go check. I should probably go check," Promise acknowledges. "...There's no reason he ought to be able to survive being sucked into a black hole from several directions at once, right?"

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"Is that what you did?
If you had asked me three days ago, I would have said that of course he could survive that. But it hasn't been tried very often."
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"I also melted the planet and unhealed him. But those seem less likely to have helped." Promise puts her space suit back on and makes a tear to a spot above the ex-planet.

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It's very ex.

Noticeably smaller than before, as anything further from the center than any of the black hole gates is now in Cygnus. What's left is glowing with heat, and will take approximately the next forever by human standards to cool off. There's no sign that an entity ever landed there.
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Promise goes back to Panacea.

"If he's alive, he has at least gone elsewhere," she concludes. "In a way that has led to him not attacking anything anymore. I think he's just dead."
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Panacea can hardly believe it, in the sense that means she completely believes it.

"We won."
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"Mm-hm."

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Of course having won doesn't mean there aren't vast quantities of people to heal. As usual.

Contessa comes through a door. "It worked, congratulations. We're spreading the word that it's over."
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"Thanks. I'd like a complete list of parafairies."

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She gets handed one. "This is complete for now. Other fairies may trigger naturally, but you can expect that to be rare.

There are quite a few people afraid of you now. Understandably, under the circumstances. Killing Scion and doing it by destroying a planet inevitably raises some eyebrows."
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"Is this like to cause me any problems besides diminished social opportunity?"

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"Not really. You can expect the occasional assassin eventually, but no problems."

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"All right then."

Promise scans the list, detects no emergencies, pockets it, and resumes healing. When she and Panacea are done with this batch there is presumably another to be had.
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There is always another batch. (Except on that last world where she killed Scion. Whatever happened there left no batches.) The next batch is already being worked on by Bonesaw.

She's going more slowly than she might, but also having a lot more fun. She was already allowed to alter people in ways they agree to, and asking a crowd of people whether anyone wants their life saved and their jaw rotated does get some yeses. People will agree to almost anything she feels like asking!
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"Bonesaw, you're annoying me. Don't," says Promise.

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She frowns and goes back to just putting people back like they used to be.

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Promise fixes the people Bonesaw fixed as soon as no one is actually dying. "I have a project you will probably like, after this is handled," she adds.

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"Do I get to make one superperson out of a hundred capes with all of the powers at full strength because Panacea's going to help?
Something even better?"
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"...Well, I think it's better, but I know you and I don't always see eye to eye on that."

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"Fine, what is it?"

She stays disappointed, until Promise tells her.
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Promise keeps her in suspense until everybody's healed. It's a little more efficient if Bonesaw is in a hurry and just stabilizes people until Panacea or Promise can get to them.

Then she gates to her shard and motions Bonesaw after her.

"I want," she says, "a way to wrap the entities that made these things around my little finger."