There are a lot of Amentan countries. Vanda Nossëo representatives are dispatched to all of them. These Elves (two with black hair, one with silver) take a shuttle down from the lightleaper to a country called Calado, and radio ahead to request permission to land at a elegant modern spaceport.
"Apparently there was recently a crisis. We'd be happy to provide food and assist with distribution if Calado's citizens are suffering as a result of that crisis."
"If Calado's citizens are just going hungry more generally, for structural reasons rather than situational ones, we can help with that too but it requires more care to make sure we're not disrupting the local markets and so on."
"Ah huh. You've been here longer," he says to the Elves, "but what I'm inclined to do is file a strongly worded complaint with their government, demanding extradition -"
"This is their government. They haven't got a - more governing - government."
"Which is sort of admirable in a way but not if you use it to kidnap people. Demanding extradition of just these people in the room or was anyone else involved -"
"We didn't see anyone else."
He makes a face. "There are aliens. There are lots of aliens. Trillions and trillions of them, in fact. There's - you know I don't actually do this for a living, Mólië -"
"There is an intergalactic consortium called Vanda Nossëo, of which our nation is a member, which does humanitarian work and mutual aid and defense pacts and things like that, among the species of the universe. We have more than four hundred member planets. We are here to explain all of this and more to Calado, but not to the first person in Calado to kidnap us, that seems like it makes sure the information ends up in the worst possible hands. When you kidnapped us my colleague requested extraction. I - guess his grace was free and wanted to stop by personally -"
"I said not to bother with titles -"
"I can't just call you your name, my lord!"
"Sure you can."
"Tyelcormo decided to stop by personally to take us home. And it's very bad form to kidnap people so we need to make it clear to everyone in Calado that even if you don't have laws or whatever, you can't kidnap the citizens and subjects of Vanda Nossëo nations. It won't work and you'll always get in trouble for it. ...Tyelcormo is waiting around in case anyone wants to apologize for kidnapping us - or mention co-conspirators, I guess - or give us information that we'd need about how to handle the situation. Like, I don't know, if sending that letter would spark a civil war or get innocent people killed somehow it'd be appropriate to inform us of that. ...uh, we have lie detection, it's playing right now quieter than your hearing."
"Does Calado in fact not have laws."
"I think they might have, like, 'do what important people say' as a law, at least in practice?"
"That's terrible."
"We shouldn't be judgmental of other cultures."
"No, that's just terrible. Uh, the courts take into account what sentencing is considered appropriate for the species - I assume there are some countries here where kidnapping is against the law -"
"So, I seriously don't do diplomacy - I breed and fly giant winged firebreathing lizards, that is how much I don't do diplomacy - but there are like two hundred forty Vanda Nossëo member states that accept immigrants and if you'd want to leave you could just make friends in illegal orders class and then go home with them."
Nod. "Okay. Well. Our courts don't want to ruin anyone's life. People need to know that you will regret trying to kidnap and coerce our citizens, but they will take into account that you could not, actually, have known that, and you didn't hurt anyone, so you're almost certainly not going to go to jail. Not talking to you," he adds to the senator, offhandedly. "If you need to reach us for some reason you can write things on any of the pieces of paper on this notepad and we'll see them, okay?" He takes the notepad from one of the other Elves. It has a line of pretty Quenya at the top. He hands it to a grey.
"Hello! We're citizens of Ambaróna, which is a member nation of a galactic consortium called Vanda Nossëo. The universe has trillions of aliens, and we make contact with alien species based on who is the highest humanitarian priority and who has the best prospects of becoming a new member state. Membership in Vanda Nossëo confers economic and trade benefits, comes with guaranteed security against invasion or violent overthrow, and comes with limited access to some resources that are expensive even by the standards of advanced societies, like terraformed planets, immortality, resurrections, and teleportation.
We're going to present to your government the specific criteria for membership in Vanda Nossëo. But your government can't decide to make you a member state without a free, fair vote of the whole population, one vote per person old enough to write a ballot. So if they decide to go ahead, we'll be publishing information online about what this will mean for you and answering any questions you need answered in order to cast your vote with confidence.
We're also offering aid to help with short term food and health crises, and we will look into the most tenable prospects for longer-term aid.
We want you to have free and unfiltered communications with us while we learn about your world and open normal diplomatic relations. Towards that end, we are employing a special technology of ours that allows us to get copies of any written messages addressed to us. To write us a message, please write 'Yvalta open channel' at the top of a piece of paper, and then write your message. We'll have a team reviewing these messages and taking them into consideration in making our policy recommendations. Vanda Nossëo member states all have absolute freedom of speech - you can never get in trouble for something you say - and the messages will be fully confidential and not disclosed to anyone here on Amenta without your permission.
We're making this announcement in every country and in every language, and we were assured that this will reach everyone in Yvalta. If you know of a better way for us to reach anyone in Yvalta who might not get the whole unfiltered message this way, please write 'Yvalta open channel' at the top of a piece of paper and then write your note to us.
Questions?"
Messages start coming in.
- They don't mean reds, do they?
- Does membership involve freedom of movement?
- What are people without paper supposed to do?
- Reds can't vote, they know that, right?
- Food would be appreciated here and there and that other place.
- What are the preconditions for resurrections?
- What are their population controls like?
Every person old enough to fill out a ballot gets a vote in votes related to consortium membership.
Membership comes with freedom of movement for purposes of travel and work. Many member states take unlimited immigrants from any other member state, and some of the rest take immigrants with an annual cap. Member states that take immigrants get more limited resources like terraforming and immortality and resurrections.
You can type it, too.
Every person old enough to fill out a ballot gets a vote in votes related to consortium membership.
Food will be delivered to those locations.
Resurrections are available only to Vanda Nossëo member states. Within those, they're distributed based on a variety of factors and a typical member the size of Yvalta would get a thousand per Amentan year. Persons who are killed unlawfully by a citizen or subject of a Vanda Nossëo member state get resurrected at that citizen's expense, so if any Elf killed a Yvaltan the Yvaltan would get resurrected.
Most Vanda Nossëo member states do not practice population controls of any kind. In some it's illegal to have children without demonstrating possession of adequate means to care for the child and lots restrict forking.
- What's forking?
- No, seriously, reds can't vote. They're not people, do the aliens understand that part? They look like it but they're not.
- Thanks for the food!
- Reds can't have freedom of movement either.
- What if the citizen can't afford it? How expensive is it?
- Why don't they practice population control? That's irresponsible.
- Do they ever take immigrants from non member states?
Forking is getting a copy of yourself made. This Elf did it, four times, because there were lots of things she wanted to do with her life and she lives somewhere where that's allowed.
If the reds are unable to fill out their ballots because of not being intelligent enough then those ballots presumably won't get filled out. Only ballots that are filled out will be counted.
Everyone gets freedom of movement. They can offer reds a generous contract where the reds stay in their district in exchange for payments, that's legal. There's one place where the aliens don't want to touch people of a different gender than them and this was allowed after aliens of all relevant genders were bribed into voting in favor.
Resurrections run fairly outrageous prices right now because they're so rare. You can get a payment plan if you don't have that much, or purchase insurance in advance that'll cover accidents. The insurance doesn't cover murder but if you're worried about being bankrupted you should just not commit murder.
Some species don't need population control because their birth rates are right about replacement and Elves don't because their children take a hundred twenty local years to grow up so their growth rate is glacial even though birth rates are reasonably high and some species rarely prefer to have children at all once they invent birth control and some species just have tons of space on their planet or planets and centuries before they will need to worry about that, by which time terraforming will have gotten cheaper.
There are countries that take immigrants from non member states. They're rarer but there are still hundreds. The recommended method is to buy yourself fluency in the language - they have a means of making people fluent in all known languages, it's available for sale or as a membership perk - and then go there for tourism and get some people to vouch for you and convert your visa. Amentans might be a good culture fit with orcs, who also like babies a lot and who have dozens of planets, or Mïr and its protectorates, some of which take non-member immigrants and which have extremely powerful technology that makes everyone there immortal and resurrections there free of charge. Elves take non-member immigrants who are a good cultural fit for Elven societies. They're not sure yet if that describes Amentans.
- Reds are smart enough to mark ballots they're just not people.
- What if a red did not take the payments and went around befouling the entire universe, it doesn't bear thinking about, if they won't prevent that then they definitely won't be allowed to grant "everyone" in Yvalta freedom of movement and all the actual people will suffer for it.
- How will all this interact with service contracts to Houses?
- How expensive is the language thing?
- What's Mîr? Why don't they share their extremely powerful technology?
- What constitutes a good culture fit for Elves?
Anyone smart enough to mark a ballot gets a vote.
They will consult Yvaltan reds about their willingness to sign such a contract and if there's not universal support talk with them about proposed alternative solutions that do not distress everyone.
The aliens are unfamiliar with service contracts to Houses except insofar as they were explained online, which was not fully informative. Among the criteria for Vanda Nossëo membership is good labor rights, it's possible that some contracts will need to be renegotiated to be in compliance should Yvalta seek membership, in particular if they were signed while a party was underage, if there was coercion, if they are not readable to all parties, if they involve punishing terms for breaking the contract, or if their dispute resolution mechanisms don't meet galactic standards.
The language thing is often traded for political reforms short of membership in countries not willing to seek membership. If an agreement like that isn't reached it's expensive but you could get it in exchange for ten percent of a year's future earnings in the place you immigrate to.
Mîr is an empire closely allied with Vanda Nossëo and there are constraints on the reach of their powerful technology but they add new protectorates every month.
Elven societies are extraordinarily high-trust and the people best suited for them have good impulse control, are law-abiding and good neighbors, and make decisions with a lot of consideration for long-term consequences. Elves have a monarchy they're very fond of, which rules mostly through the free cooperation of its citizens. People who think that would suit them can apply by writing their open channel.
- Reds aren't "anyone" though.
- What counts as coercion? What counts as punishing terms? What are their standards for dispute resolution?
- What would happen if a House seceded from Yvalta, either to pursue membership on its own or to avoid it?
- Political reforms like what? Do they just drop it on everyone in cooperating countries?
- Elves are one of the ones with no population control, right?
Everything that walks and talks will get a ballot and if the ballot is filled out it will be counted.
Those sound like details to discuss in talks with Yvalta's government. There are lots of intergalactic corporations with detailed arbitration systems, some of which might be to the liking of Yvalta's workers and Houses.
A new Vanda Nossëo member state would be protected by Vanda Nossëo against retaliation for having seceded from the rest of the country, with as much force as necessary. ...Vanda Nossëo does not lose wars. Recently an enemy put out some stars with inhabited planets in a war and Vanda Nossëo destroyed the enemy, put those planets in orbit around a suitable new star, and resurrected everyone killed in the panic this caused. In the space of twenty minutes. Lots of people join for the defense agreement. Secession to avoid membership could be negotiated in upcoming talks.
Political reforms like improvements to House contracts, maybe, or to the criminal justice system, or to the child credits system. They'd then be able to give it to everyone, yes.
Elves have no population controls.
- But not reds. They have to have some way to make exceptions.
- How big does a would-be member state have to be?
- Did the people miss their old stars?
- Negotiated in upcoming talks against what background assumptions though.
- What are they thinking they'd approve about the contracts?
- Yvalta does permissions, not credits.
- What's wrong with their criminal justice system?
- The following several thousand people wonder if perhaps they would be good enough neighbors for Elves.
There is deliberately not a way to make exceptions because if there were, a planet this Elf recently visited would have wanted an exception so women couldn't vote and this one an exception so slaves couldn't vote and this one an exception so homosexuals couldn't vote and this one an exception so members of this hated religion couldn't vote and all of them would have been wrong so you can't have exceptions.
If there were less than a million people for a would-be member state they might encourage them to try becoming a protectorate of an existing one instead.
Some of them did! Some of them were pleased to have thereby jumped the line on alien prioritization. Some of them are suing Vanda Nossëo for not having executed that enemy much sooner when they suspected he might be a problem.
Background assumption is that a non-coerced contract is one made where both sides have a tolerable alternative available to them, are fully informed, and are of age and educated in how to read a contract. In addition it's usually not legal to make contracts that are enforceable by demanding specific performance for more than a year or two and it's typically not legal to make contracts with nonmonetary penalties.
The aliens are concerned their criminal justice system might be biased. Maybe against the reds, who they keep getting told are not people.
Uh, people who want to live with Elves should specify why specifically Elves and not one of the other societies that take immigrants, and Elf immigration authorities will read their petitions and get back to them shortly.
- But those exceptions are stupid, maybe except the religion one if it was a really dumb religion, and the red exception is not stupid.
- What is the meaning of "tolerable" here? House contracts mostly last much longer than that.
- Reds don't interact with the justice system.
- They've heard of them and have a way to apply now and not "shortly". Also pretty. And their society sounds soothing.
None of those people thought their exceptions were stupid. No one ever does. There are no exceptions.
Uh, there should be another way to not starve and have kids. That is a concerning but not disqualifying fact about House contracts.
...what happens if someone commits a crime against a red, or if a red commits a crime?
Elf immigration officials are reading their applications. Submitting a way for them to contact you with followup questions is a good idea.
"...that's horrifying," says an Elf at the reds answer.
"What do you even have a society for if it's not illegal to murder innocent people?"
"I think maybe Amentans aren't suited to live with Elves if they don't think torture and murder should be illegal."
"They probably don't all think that. We've said how we do the voting so probably the ones who want to live with us are ones who are all right with the fact Elves think that's horrifying."
"...maybe."
Elves are very eager to find an arrangement that keeps everybody comfortable, but this will probably require some concessions on the part of non-red Amentans, like letting them vote and paying them adequate hazard pay for their contaminating work and treating them as people. They are after all asking red Amentans to make the extraordinary concession of not travelling freely or emigrating, ever, despite the existence of abundant societies that would treat them better.
They are sure something can be worked out that is better for everyone than having reds here where it is legal to torture and murder them. Maybe everyone except people who like to torture and murder them, those people are going to be shit out of luck because something is deeply wrong with this species.
"More cool stuff? Like, a lot of the cool stuff really goes out on a trust basis. The things for which there's consistent overwhelming demand, there are rules about how to distribute it. But, like, who gets to be the site of a trial of giving everyone some cool new magic, who gets to be the first portal hub once portals are stable and scalable, all of that is 'who is competent enough to use this well and cares about their people enough to use it for them?'."
"There are lots of Elf planets. They all sign up for Vanda Nossëo the minute they hear about it, and this is convenient for everyone because Elves are a very trustworthy reliable species and they don't have to be bribed to do what Vanda Nossëo does because it's by design exactly the thing they most want to be doing - Elves are lower psychological variance, too, when I say it's exactly what they want to be doing I mean way more of them than you could get humans agreed on any particular goal. Luster's an Elf planet. It has humans, too, but the Elves rule us.
It's in range of Mîr, and everyone in range of Mîr is a protectorate with more or less independence because Mîr's powers are just really really thorough that way, and an Elf princess of ours is married to the Empress of Mîr, and that was working okay for everyone, and then Luster made contact with Vanda Nossëo and said 'do you mind' and Mîr said 'that looks right up your alley, go have fun' and we got expedited membership 'cuz Elves."
"Some worlds are adjacent to one another in a way that doesn't have to do with physical distance, and some kinds of power are adjacency-constrained. This - region for adjacency purposes, some people use 'universe' for a region for adjacency purposes and 'multiverse' for the whole thing - is seven jumps from Luster and eight from Mîr. I'm not a, uh, I don't even know if physicists know more than that, but I definitely don't."
"I've got the standard Mîr suite - healing, minor transmutation, illusions and stuff, I can conjure my weapon, I can change my outfit and appearance around at will - and then I've got the specific thing I wished on, which is that when I'm in a dangerous situation I can suddenly speed up like a thousandfold compared to the rest of the world and I can turn anything I can see into modelling clay and I can move it around. - I was in a car accident. I was trapped and it was horrible. Mîr magic runs on really strong emotions - after I got out I was having nightmares about it and I went through the application for a wish."
"Do you want to prove that? Vanda Nossëo kind of runs on - well, they underplay their firepower a bit, right, and if people decide to try to betray them or take them hostage or manipulate them or whatever, the information is more than worth the inconvenience. We try to be not worth plotting against a lot harder than we try to catch plots."
"Scarcity," she says. "And mortality. People are way better to each other when they know that no matter what nothing really bad can actually happen. Like - you can't die now, you understand that? And your kids can't die, and your grandkids, and anyone else you care about - if something happens in the course of getting membership, when we have guaranteed you security, we will put them right back whether you can afford a resurrection or not. Everyone's gonna be safe. And once people get used to that, then they can go 'oh. okay, what else do I care about? And often enough they care about - passing it on, making more people safe. Or making their country prosperous and happy and thriving and a place that people are desperate to immigrate to, or learning things, or inventing them - all this thought and energy and effort that was getting spent on zero-sum games..."
"Luster humans hadn't even invented birth control yet when Mîr came to say hi. With it people average, like, two. Orcs are like you but they're not evolved, this asshole designed them that way so he'd have more slaves. Some species don't have high investment in their offspring and don't actually care whether they have any - Yeerks literally disintegrate to make their kids and I think are happy enough to not do that -"
"Anyone who was sufficient as security against all the other Houses would probably be pretty hard to take hostage. Plus, like, it's Fëanorians running Vanda Nossëo - I guess you wouldn't have known that.
I think we'd added you to a list like ten years ago, you're not high-priority because you wouldn't substantially benefit from any cheap resources and you haven't invented various low-tech ways to destroy yourselves and there'd have been substantial justified resistance to external governance and the reds thing is horrible and hard to fix. You haven't moved up the list much but one of the Elf princes decided to do it anyway, I think because Tapa had a girl he had determined with magic was the girl he wanted to marry. - uh, he can make contact on a whim but that doesn't mean things would get yanked out from under you if he got bored, once it's in motion we always follow through."
"...on my planet until recently homosexuality was considered disgusting, some places would kill people for it and some just made you - pretend... I've done security on a planet where disabled people were considered disgusting and if you were injured in an accident or in a war then the decent thing to do was to kill yourself and if you didn't do that everyone would just quietly loathe you - I've been to one where they murdered people in all kinds of horrifying ways for being heretics, by which they meant believing a slightly different variant of the local religion - look, everybody hates somebody. It's practically universal that if we land on a planet there'll be people who, to the outside eye, look no better and no worse than all the rest, but who the locals will tell us just need to die.
So when you say that about reds, we're just kind of like 'okay, listening to those other people would have been a terrible mistake, the correct thing to do was to tell them 'uh, no, you don't have to like them but the law will be enforced for them too' and wait two generations for minds and hearts to change'.
And maybe that's not true here. But so far you haven't said anything that sounds different than what literally everyone says about the people they hate."
"If you let them go everywhere you'll be - it's - a few planets from scratch is better than what we have now even if everything else is covered in - I'm not sure what you're planning to do about their jobs but you probably have some idea -
- but everybody who looks up at the stars will have to remind themselves that at least the stars themselves are on fire and probably not filthy even if we can't ever go anywhere else because they've been there first or might have been."
"...it probably won't help to point out that the other species do, like, use sewage for manure and have people who have handled the dead for thousands of years and stuff and that we won't force the entire universe into conformity with this thing of yours even if we agree to quarantine the reds in particular -"
"So are we supposed to go to literally hundreds of millions of worlds where literally hundreds of billions of people who handle the dead for a living and have for thousands of years are living happy joyous lives married to a - banker or a politician or a personal trainer or a engineer - and say 'look, unless we herd you off into hellish little camps or kill you the Amentans, who you have never met, will feel uneasy when they look at the sky' - those planets would rise up as one against us, they'd react the way Amentans would react if we showed up here and started herding all the gay people off to execute because the Valar think they're gross -"
Handwave. "Different species. They really hate gay people. It's just an example, the Andalites would want us to get rid of everyone who walks with a limp and the Asgardians think there's something stomach-turning about everyone male who does combat or sports or governance and the Ferengi think it's appalling if you let women own property - we might as well sterilize the multiverse, if we're going to hurt everyone who someone else wants gone -"
"There aren't that many reds. They're totally dwarfed by the number of families whose coroner business says 'In the Family Since 1870' in a wood sign out front. Allowing them to immigrate would barely actually change the background - amount the universe has been touched by things you don't like. But it'd make you think about it."
"Uh huh. You really don't think people will just, like, get over it, if raised in a society that doesn't treat it like the worst thing in the world? That usually happens. On Earth when they tried letting black and white kids go to the same school all the white kids quit so they wouldn't have to be in a room with the black ones and they could have waxed very eloquent about how much they were suffering but, like, twenty Amentan years later they're horribly embarrassed about the whole thing and no one cares."
"We don't want you to be miserable. But we - take it really seriously, about everyone having rights and being safe, and if anybody could just veto other people getting rights and being safe then the whole thing crumbles. People'll be so grateful if Amentans can propose a solution that doesn't make you miserable and would generalize acceptably to the next place we go that really hates rape victims or something."
"The place I'm thinking of that hates rape victims doesn't hate them at random either, they can't afford to have doubts about paternity of children and haven't invented paternity testing and handle it with ridiculous-strength taboos on extramarital sex or putting oneself in a position where someone could have extramarital sex with you. It's not random but it's not something that should keep existing in a good world."
"Now you sound like the people from that planet saying 'yeah, we kill rape victims by burying them up to their neck in the ground and having the whole community gather around to throw rocks at them because they shouldn't exist in a good world'. They shouldn't. But the fix isn't to murder the ones who do."
"Probably the way to do that would be to have someone wish for it - wishes give you what you want, if they go through at all, though how they do it varies a bit - and then we could check what exactly the wish was doing and maybe find a less expensive way to do it. - the Empress does all wishes personally, too risky to delegate it."
"We could actually check with magic if reds are people. There's a form of mental magic called subtle arts, gets used for therapy, it does mind-reading and affect-reading and memory-reading and it can notice things like how you experience emotions and how you encode memories and how your mental processes work. If there were anyone who looked and acted normal but there was no light on inside, they'd be able to tell.
If I asked you to bet something that mattered to you on what they'd find if they looked at reds..."
"It's not going to make people - most comfortable - if they - notice that if you had slightly fewer things you'd be insisting on the reds instead of helping us. It's good that you have enough things to do both, if you come up with another way to get their jobs done I don't care what you do with them, but if you didn't..."
"It would be nice if you were treating them - just the way that was necessary to satisfy your pollution thing. They can't go places, okay. It's legal to torture and murder them - that's not something you need. Where being decent to them actually involves putting this stress on you, okay, that's really hard. But - there's lots of decency to them just lying on the ground for free and no one thinks it's worth the effort to lean over to pick it up."
Sigh. "If we had less resources then I think we'd just take them to another planet, give you robots, and hope that after they'd been gone for a while you were - more palatable allies. If we didn't have resurrection then people might want to, you know, put the torturers and murderers on trial ourselves, so I guess it's a good thing we've got that."
"I should probably not get into this. We do have the resources we have, we're not going to hold anyone accountable for atrocities you committed under scarcity, these aren't the kind of conditions that make people their best selves.
But if for some reason we'd had to choose whether to be allies and friends with the reds or the clean Amentans, uh, they're a lot more sympathetic and indescribably less of a diplomatic liability. So. Yeah. If it'd come to that, we wouldn't be friends."
Uh, there's a country of people who would probably mostly choose to leave, but their government can't be negotiated with because it's, uh, really really bad at its job, and it would be great to give them the option of leaving. What share of people can get good enough to make them, and how long does it take?
Going and taking people feels a lot more provocative than just giving them the ability to, if they see fit, leave. Also people will shoot the teleporters, or knock them unconscious and try to figure out their secret, or try taking them hostage, or try taking other people hostage to get favors from them -
"It's possible that all of the people who'd be ordered to do those things would, ah, also rather leave?"
"Oh, I'm sure they would, but if they're not coordinated or if there are just a couple positioning for a spot among those who stay -"
The problem is that they cannot learn their way around if they will be kidnapped even flying near the country and there will be zero cooperation with investigating such kidnappings. You kind of need a minimum level of assurance that it's illegal to kidnap you before you can start learning your way around a country.
Locals look like Amentans with rubber foreheads; planet suffered an ecological disaster a hundred years back and since then they've mostly lived underground and on their moons, which doesn't bother them as much as it bothers Amentans (but they still asked for a massive planet cleanup for their Vanda Nossëo membership perk.) Now the planet's lovely and habitable and they're moving back above ground. There are like six billion of them. Dasaer Correctional Facility holds some people who blew up some buildings trying to prevent the membership vote and a couple people who used ambassadorial jobs as cover for smuggling some prohibited substance. The member planet gets 18,000 resurrections, which they distribute to the citizens who died the youngest, and 7,000 immortality necklaces a year, which they auction.
The judge explains her rights. It's a long list. She has the right to counsel, which will be appointed for her in this hearing; she has the right to refuse to participate in the judicial process, which may adversely affect the outcome of her kidnapping case but will not earn new charges; she has the right to prison conditions in line with intergalactic treaty and with expectations in her native society to the extent those are compatible with public safety; she has the right to refuse to testify under a truth effect, though this will of course affect the credibility of her testimony; she has the right to know the evidence against her and submit questions for her accusers; she has the right to an appeal; she has the right to a clear and straightforward explanation of the law and of the legal process,which the judge duly provides.
(Kidnapping is the crime of unlawful transportation and confinement of a person against their will; 'unlawful' is met if the kidnapper did not reasonably believe themselves to be acting in their capacity as an officer of the law to carry out an arrest for which they had a lawfully obtained warrant; the penalty for each charge, of which there are three, is between one and six local years' imprisonment. Local years are a quarter of Amentan years.)
The judge wants to know if she understands her rights and whether prison conditions are acceptable and whether she understands the crime she is charged with.
Her attorney accompanies her back to prison, explains attorney-client privilege, explains how she can file for new representation if she's dissatisfied with present representation. Presents her with all of the evidence in the case - testimony from the Elves under a truth effect, detailed and accurate to the word, with specific claims highlighted and noted as forensically verified.
"It would matter a lot if you had in this case issued a warrant. Or told them they were under arrest, or told their rescue when he showed up and asked if there was a misunderstanding that they had been arrested - or if the soldiers will be able to testify that you told them to arrest the occupants of the ship, specifically - or if you care to testify under a truth effect that you believed yourself to be issuing and executing a lawful arrest order and that they were going to get to see a judge soon."
"There are dispersal arrests, collecting people to get them quickly out of an area without the longer process of asking that would make them actually guilty of trespassing. There's security arrests, where someone is apprehended for their own safety or the security of others without a crime necessarily suspected."
"We can make a case, but ...well, firstly, you said in court today that it was a criminal arrest for possession of alien technology, though I can try to get that thrown out because you hadn't yet spoken with your counsel, and secondly the court is going to be asking itself 'if this case is straightforwardly treated as precedent, what implications does that have for any citizens or subjects of ours with the misfortune to find themselves in Calado' and they will consider 'there are lots of people in Calado empowered to deprive them of their liberties without due process or any process, indefinitely, without even communicating to them that they are under arrest' an undesirable outcome."
"Senators and to a lesser extent other political blues have flexible and extensive powers with which to pursue projects intended to help the flourishing of Calado. We can interpret the law pretty broadly and unless other blues decide it is worth a considerable amount of their time to retaliate this is within expected parameters. If what you ask for is an interpretation of the law and no one expects retaliation for giving you an answer, someone will try that answer; if the result is good they get the credit and if it isn't it gets lost in the noise."
"See, if some of our people got kidnapped in a country that was formally anarchic, 'there are no local laws against what I did' wouldn't be a defense. So it's going to be helpful to be able to describe to the court something that would still not be permitted even if we decided to permit - the usual operations of the Calador government, so that acknowledging the proceedings of the Calador government doesn't amount to 'anything's legal'."
"Okay. I can also put together a motion for the court to kick this back to Calado for evaluation there, if you expect that to go in your favor - it's not very likely to be approved but it doesn't hurt to try - or technically I could move to have Ambaróna try it but I don't think that looks any better odds-wise."
"Prison social workers tend to ask about plans for release, try to help people spend their time productively if they want to do that, get them mental health services if necessary, help complete court-ordered steps like restitution or classes on ethical conduct. Anyone who wanted to visit you would have to somehow reach the nearest dimensional transit facility. There are no facilities set up in Calado because it has been judged too hazardous to operate in Calado but there are some in progress in some neighboring countries."
"There'd be a transfer if you engaged in activity that justified an elevated security prison - getting into fights with other inmates, having guests smuggle in weapons or poison or something, breaking laws online while in prison, threatening witnesses or trying to bribe judges or something - and pregnant people get transferred to a prison that can accommodate them, as do people with unusual health conditions the clinic here can't handle."
"I'm going to send you an email with instructions about logging in to a confidential case file where I can keep you updated on what evidence has been entered and what motions have been filed. You'll have to create a password and have the options to add additional levels of security. Anyone asking you for permission to look at your case file, or trying to look over your shoulder at it, or insinuating that it'd be to your advantage to show it to them, will spend the next decade in jail, report them immediately, confidentiality is taken very seriously."
In an alien legal drama aliens fight to make their government pay reparations to the recently-resurrected people it massacred a hundred years earlier. Alien police procedural is still on; the alien cops agonize over whether to burn through one of their scarce forensics requests to nail down a murderer who seems to be murdering dying people knowing their insurance will pay their resurrections if they die by murder.
The greys similarly find themselves arrested and given a hearing.
" - uh, so, technically you get a trial. Though if you want to skip that, you or your attorney can tell the judge 'look, I'm from this place where if someone says 'kidnap those aliens!' you haven't got a whole lot of choice about it, can I do a course on illegal orders and move someplace where I won't be given illegal orders and call it even and keep this off my record?' and I can't imagine the judge would turn that down. Is that something you want?"
"Okay. So this afternoon in about an hour you get a hearing, and at that hearing you get a lawyer, and that lawyer's job is to figure out how to get you what you want out of this whole situation - so, make deals with the judge for you, make sure your family can access visitation and sue for easier access to visitation if they're having a hard time getting here, make sure you know what to tell the court. And your lawyer will be able to figure this out with you, okay?"
"Yes. So does, uh, the blue lady - sorry, I read the file but I can't pronounce the names - anyway, each of you get a lawyer. Sometimes it happens that, like, what's in your interest is to cut a deal where you testify against someone else in exchange for going home, and the lawyer would not be able to do his job right for both of you."
"Well, as far as weather goes, there are places that are all underwater and the locals are octopi. You could get morph and shapeshift into an octopus and go live there but you probably wouldn't want to. There's, like, Jotunheim, which is never much above the freezing point of carbon dioxide - did that translate, that one's fifty-fifty whether it translates -"
"...well, you've got internet, you can look up the places that are taking immigrants and sort by length of a year and see if any of the ones that are about right look good."
An inmate who is visibly pregnant comes out of her room, waves at the newcomers, and goes over to change the channel on the television.
Lawyer shows him how he can read the evidence. "This is pretty straightforward - you thought you were carrying out a lawful order, your boss should have thought things through a little more - or a lot more - but everything was resolved quickly and peacefully. I want to be careful about saying 'no harm done' because the Elf press will have a field day with that - but privately, you know, no harm done. If you want to go to trial I think we can beat the charges. Or we can ask for a deal that you're happy about and settle it faster with no risk of losing at trial."
" - oh, we distinguish holding people for trial from sentencing people at trial to serve some length of time in prison. You'd actually be allowed to go home pending trial if you lived somewhere with a justice system we had an agreement with, but, uh, current directive is not to send anybody to Calado."
"I don't think they're unwilling to navigate complicated but it has to be the kind of complicated where it's safe to be around while you're learning. Anyway, usually you'd just get picked up for the hearing and then sent home and picked up for the trial, but there's a concern Calado might try to interfere with the arrest officer. I'm sorry."
"Okay. So one option is to go to the court and say 'look, your issue is with the person who gave this stupid dangerous order, how about we settle this with my client agreeing to an illegal orders class' or, if you like, 'agreeing not to work for a Calador blue with these, uh, expansive privileges', or something in that vein - I'm not really sure what would impose a significant cost on you and what would be pretty acceptable -"
Nod. "So we don't propose that, we propose something you're all right with. Or, if you'd rather, we instead go to trial and you can testify - under the truth effect if you're comfortable with that - that this is how a legitimate action for public safety reasons would have been carried out and we collect evidence to that effect and you hopefully get acquitted."
"...not really. It's a character defense - it means you're probably not going to go around towing ships out of the sky and holding their crews prisoner under other circumstances - but the point of section 43 is that everyone know that if they run across one of our people, and they hurt them, there'll be a prosecution. If some tourist accidentally wanders across a border and gets tortured to death the court doesn't want to let the perp off because that country doesn't have a law against torturing aliens, and that's the principle the law is written around. It would matter if they'd been acting threatening, of course, but by the transcripts they were just requesting permission to leave."
"To the Elves it looks like - they've got no evidence this person is even a Senator, they've got no assurances on how any explanation they give will be disseminated or that it'll be represented reasonably accurately, as long as they're being held their captor is actually in a position to claim any number of things about what they've told her... 'I'll consult my superiors about that and get back to you' is a reasonable answer and 'no you won't' is very scary."
"Hi! I'm so glad you could make it. Mireo's lawyer's been grumbling about filing a hardship complaint, family's not supposed to have more than an hour's commute for visitation and with some species we're obliged to keep the commute under twenty minutes - could make the case Amentans ought to be one of those species..." She shows them the correct shuttle.
"Well, the prison conditions that are considered adequate vary a great deal by species - some need open water, say, or space to fly in. For some species regular contact with family dramatically reduces recidivism and the stress of an arrest, and for some, doesn't matter so much as long as they can email. Or some species, like Elves, just aren't structured so an hour's commute is inconvenient. The court's overarching job is to have a prison environment that is accessible, safe, and comfortable for anyone, but the details depend on circumstances. Mireo's lawyer would argue that we're not meeting our own standards for Amentan prisoners unless their families have a very short commute."
The shuttle ports are set up like train stations except without the rails; the shuttles just teleport in and out. Lots of the people going back and forth look like Amentans with the wrong hair color; some are Elves; some are more alien aliens, with four or six legs or tentacle eyes. The shuttle jumps again.
"Okay, last shuttle, Vanda Nossëo to the prison," she says cheerfully, as they arrive in a very very large astonishingly beautiful shuttle station.
"There are security teleporter jobs - transporting prisoners to and from hearings is a teleporter job, arresting officers can teleport so they can move someone to a cell without endangering anybody - if you wanted to teleport and wanted something more like what you'd do at home." The last shuttle jumps. They're on a pretty ringed planet, next to an ocean.
And she walks them to the prison, which is right by the shuttleport for the convenience of visitors. The prison has a scanner for them to walk through that checks for dangerous magic things. Visitors wear a visitor badge.
Pregnant lady and her husband are hanging out in the main room looking at onesies on their computer. He's wearing a visitor badge.
"Oh. There aren't treaties about population size here, just about standards of living and things. If someone's population were growing so fast they were all starving and couldn't survive without ongoing external aid then there'd be an intervention for that population in particular but most places are doing just fine without rules so there's not much need to add them."
"We've gotten forty new colony planets off the ground since we joined!" says someone else cheerily. "Every idiot with a grand idea about how to run society was like 'I will found a planet that is Run Perfectly' and then they petitioned and if their grand idea was actually a lawful, safe place, whether it was a good idea or not, the petition usually went through so now we've got a place where the workers own the means of production and a place that's all tiny islands with Dunbar's number of people and a planet for the anarcho-capitalists and a planet for the orthodox Aratothalians and a planet where the whole place is under that truth effect the courts use and a planet that's mostly people resurrected from the 2200s..."
"If there were some place so bad that lots of its citizens would leave if they could I don't think it'd make it as far as being a member planet. Member planets are nice, it's the law, they've got to have good schools and good healthcare and reliable internet and transportation and just, consistently-enforced laws and freedom of speech and so on - and lots of people would rather fix their home than find a new one... I can't think of anywhere where tons of people left as soon as they were allowed -"
"I think there were a couple? But they were things like 'these ethnic groups hated each other, one of them left', usually without all that much economic integration to start with."
"It's legal to have a six-month emigration process so you can fill in gaps in services. Fayytr has a yearlong process, that one's getting challenged in court."
Pop pop pop they're in an absurdly spacious sixteenth-floor studio apartment that looks out on a stunning streetful of Elves. This Elf looks very confused and distressed. "Uh. Here we are. I've got, um, a couple more hours of deliveries, are you going to be okay here until I'm done with work for the day - I'll land outside my apartment and knock, I won't teleport in on you -"
Oranges blink at hm.
Mr. Orange says, "She got out of medical school when she was seven and went on an eight year service track with our House to get a permission at fifteen and eligible to re-up and be set for another at nineteen, but shortly before spring four years ago we were audited to see if we'd be fit parents and I'd taken a patient's stash and hadn't turned it in yet and they found it and disqualified her and it took a year and a half to appeal and she was allowed to start over but it was too late for an eight year track to get anywhere, so she switched to an independent clinic with better hours and money but no permissions and we started trying to switch Houses, and we found one with accelerated double tracks for couples and were on one of those but the head of House died and the successor lost some important political mess with the other blues and didn't have as many permissions to hand out and voided our contracts and we've been trying to find anything else and people keep telling me to divorce her and find someone else because I'm younger but -"
He checks whether anyone has laid claim to the house in Afterlife that corresponds to the one in Tirion his family vacated in going off to war. No one has. He takes them there. It's in a little town on a bright clear mountain lake. Fifteen thousand people and a cobblestone street and a train station.
The house is spacious and exquisitely pretty and for some reason not dusty at all even though no one has been here in years.
"Will this do?"
"Thank you. I - I never lived here exactly but this house was built to replace the one I grew up in, which was destroyed in the war. It's all yours. Oh -" tap tap. "For the language. Afterlife doesn't have many laws, just - be a good neighbor, pretty much - but they censor violent or sexual or distressing content on the internet. It's obnoxious - you won't get in trouble for anything but they might delete, like, crime novels, if you try writing online crime novels. And Elves don't have a nudity taboo but we have a thing about loose hair, we usually braid it."
"I'd have to check the manual -" He frowns. "Uh, apparently it's not recommended to do to a child under, ah, Amentan two or so, but he or she will hear you in your native language by default and should learn it fine - you'd want to switch it off if you were teaching your child to read in Quenya or something like that."
The blue case goes to court. Her attorney has lined up a selection of Calador blues agreeing that this is totally part of the legitimate and reasonable operations of their legal system. The prosecution observes that, had the Elves been notified that they had been arrested, they would have had expectations about how they could be treated and how long they could legally be held, and that there were a lot of opportunities to suggest that was what was going on, none of which were taken. The prosecution observes that this would, if the Elves hadn't had writing materials around, be a negligent murder case, and that taking people into custody involves assuming a degree of responsibility for their wellbeing and maintenance which no one in Calado displayed.
The Elves testify very compellingly that they were concerned these terrifying strangers who were holding them prisoner without an explanation might, once it became clear they wouldn't cooperate, escalate from vague threats, and that any hint they'd been arrested as part of the operations of a functional legal system under which they had rights would have been very reassuring. They are asked if they think the Senator intended them to feel assured they had rights and would be released even if they declined to answer questions. They say very charitably that they do not really think so.
The prosecution further and very irritably observes that if the court accepts the legal theory proposed by the defense and finds this to have been a lawful arrest in the absence of any tangible evidence that anyone involved thought of it as an arrest or communicated as much or intended to release the defendants once the safety concern was mitigated, then the court will be finding that Calado's senators can never under any circumstances be guilty of kidnapping people.
Does Datna want to testify.
"Can you say under the truth effect that at the time you were thinking of it as an arrest for public safety reasons? Or that you intended to arrange their safe release even if they didn't answer questions? Or that any implication they might come to harm if they didn't cooperate was definitely unintended -"
"...look, if you don't want membership then you don't have to have any votes at all, but if you are having any votes, the procedure for votes is that ballots are made accessible online and in person everywhere and then every ballot that gets filled out counts except for duplicates filled out by the same person."
Sigh.
They discuss it later. "It's - possible that this isn't actually what the reds would prefer? Like, we don't want to be in the position of taking a stance for their sake that hurts them - we could ask them, if they overwhelmingly prefer membership without voting rights or something that I can imagine a court carving out an exception for -"
"...I guess..."
" - you're allowed to visit them, right, if you wear the plastic covers and do the shower afterwards -"
"Yeah, you are."
"So we could go ask."
Elves venture into a Rivikni red district.
"We're scaring them."
"Yeah."
"If they wanted to talk they could have written into the channel."
"Not if they thought something bad would happen to them."
"If they thought something bad would happen if they wrote something we could read they're not going to just talk to us."
"Maybe not today or this week but - I don't want to just write this country off as a stupid backwater that hates reds more than they want kids until -"
"Yeah, sure, we can stay. They'll probably get less scared over time. I'll ask about regular food deliveries." She does that.
"Okay!" They stand up. "It's really important none of them get hurt - I'm sure you know that, but just in case - if there's violence against a population while we're here and which we could be said to be even tangentially involved in, it gets escalated like crazy and suddenly there are two thousand galactic observers and sixteen thousand journalists and felony murder charges for everyone and their relatives - I know you obviously wouldn't hurt people over not going to work, that doesn't even get them to work any faster, it just bears mentioning because it'd be such a catastrophe if it came up."
"If any reds were to die there would be nearly twenty thousand people here tomorrow reconstructing everything that happened, because that's how our procedures work, and there would be murder charges all around because our courts currently treat reds like people. That's exactly why we're here, figuring out whether it makes sense to petition them to reconsider, but right now that's how they do it and they're absolutely obsessive about violence against local populations which their representatives could be said to be involved in."
"I guess maybe all the observers would be good for the local economy."
"You shouldn't joke about something like that."
"Oh, come on, it's just ridiculous - no one in the universe is going to execute their sanitation workers over being late to work because there were aliens in the way."
"I know that. You still shouldn't joke about it."
"I was really honestly warning them, I thought they might want to know it was really important to be careful."
"It's kind of insulting, though - it's not like police have to be really careful to avoid beating people to death."
"...that's fair. I apologize. I didn't mean that as an insult in the slightest."
"That's what we're observing them to try to figure out! But it'll be a process to persuade the courts to handle this planet differently, it'll take a couple months at minimum, and in the meantime if anything were to happen, which I totally trust you that it won't, they'll handle it just like if we went to talk to some civilians and then those civilians got murdered for talking to us - which is to say, massive exhaustive public investigation and murder trial."
Vanda Nossëo sends Rivik a courtesy notification that there's an investigation into loss of life in connection with interdimensional contact and that galactic observers will be present for the foreseeable future, as will the media. Should Rivik choose to cooperate with the criminal investigation into the murders, the observers are equipped to collaborate with them and provide forensic support and factfinding; should Rivik find that events do not merit prosecution under local law, Vanda Nossëo will handle it all themselves.
Vanda Nossëo has made the following arrests for murder in connection with the ongoing investigation. They understand that extended contact can cause all kinds of problems and will keep the observers and investigators as unobtrusive as possible; most Rivikni citizens should never even see one, and they'll wrap up the investigation as quickly and neatly as they can.
Galactic law allows for prosecutions for rape, torture, murder, enslavement, and arbitrary deportation or forced transfer of populations. The laws are straightforward and there's a translation available in every Amentan language. Vanda Nossëo will enable local prosecutions if local governments are willing and able to prosecute. The case law and some relevant helpfully-chosen examples are also available in every Amentan language.
Examples are mostly people who killed members of oppressed ethnic or social or religious groups after learning that the aliens planned to give them rights. There is a lot of case law. This comes up a fair bit.
This is apparently too much to ask.
"With all due respect," says an ambassador in a country that is stalling, "this is very unlikely to come up and would affect one or two murderers and no one else if it did. I'm absolutely not saying you're wrong to be upset, but I can tell you the conversation that's going to happen in headquarters and it's: 'some of the countries on Planet 77115-180 are withdrawing because they're upset about section 16 enforcement.'
'How many section 16 enforcements have there been?'
'Two. It's the principle.'
'77115-180 is the place that wanted colony planets up front with membership, right? Honestly it's easier logistically if they decide not to bother, the top prospective planets on the standard waitlist all have more than a billion interested parties. Tell Terraforming we're maybe not expecting as much demand from 77115-180'.
Look, to me it's really important Celenta feel able to join and get its colony planet, because I think it's good for you. To you, whatever you decide, this decision is really important because it's the country your grandkids will grow up in. On Vanda Nossëo's end, there are precisely-this-many resources to go around and if you don't want them, great, someone else does. So they're not going to strike a big section of galactic law off the books, and they're not going to carve out an exception - they hate carving out exceptions - they're just going to take whatever they were going to give you and give it to someone else."
"Look, it's not that we lose a lot of sleep over Rivikni who can't leave the reds alone. People aren't allowed to do that around here anyway, it takes years to grow a replacement. But before you came here people just plain didn't get kidnapped by aliens, and now apparently sometimes people get kidnapped by aliens. You didn't say, 'oh, well, I suppose Calado can do what it likes, they probably don't like having to act differently when aliens are involved', when they took some of your people. I don't have any trouble believing that Vanda Nossëo's an uncaring giant bureaucracy. I just don't think that's the image they're going for and in most other respects they've been doing a good job of projecting otherwise; why this, why now?"
"Actually if Calado had arrested them that would have been fine, the entire judicial case turned on whether they had arrested them or just snatched them out of the sky. 'Abductions' is a silly characterization here and we all know it. I get why you don't want outsiders making arrests. If you criminalize that here anyway, then I actually am in a position to promise you that it won't happen here. But the laws have reasons for them - good reasons, horrible crimes that I think, reading about them, you'll be glad were punished. And the way to change them, if you think they need to change, is to join and become our judges and policymakers and have fifteen kids until you're the biggest voting bloc we've got. I just - I just feel like people are thinking 'this'll really show the aliens, we won't go along with them now' and it won't, all the people who suffer for it will be right here."
"I actually made them do a reevaluation of the whole waitlist looking for people who want kids as much as you - I think we should weigh it more. There might be no sense which shows up on the statistics in which you are high-priority, but - I think that means we're setting priority wrong. Anyway, we haven't found anything like you. I don't know if this is the particular thing you want to hammer on, but whatever things you want to hammer on, I think you're going to be in a position to make them happen.
Would it make a difference if it were only murderers at risk of alien arrest, I can ask the legal side to register some factual determinations about Amentan international law that'd amount to that."
"So the categories are murder, rape, torture, enslavement, forcible deportation. What we do is hire a bunch of really good lawyers to go file an emergency petition to the effect that Amentan international law already prohibits those, therefore it should be on the record that Amentans can't get section-16ed because local law is adequate. Except local law doesn't consider killing of reds to be murder and we do, so local law is adequate except with respect to the category of killings of reds. ...or is raping and torturing them legal, I expect a really good lawyer could win this if the penalties are pretty light but there's no way in hell if it's just outright legal."
"Whole phrase is 'arbitrary deportation or forcible transfer of whole populations'. Deporting people who committed a crime or aren't citizens isn't relevantly arbitrary. Clearing out a conquered province for your people to live there would count, though. - if we'd gotten here forty years ago would you have wanted us to say to the Oahk Empire - 'that looks pretty ugly...it's legal locally? okay, I guess...'"
"Oh, we've been keeping the reds the hell out of the news at home, that would be a disaster, I guarantee you there'd be university student groups trying to sneak here to take reds home with them. There were journalists on the Rivikni thing but that's because we self-police really strongly on causing crimes here, and I think they're reporting it as some Rivikni eccentricity being appropriately handled. But to answer your question - if another murder came to our attention we'd forward you the evidence from conjuration and trust you to take it from there - you have a really good justice system, and I don't think I'm just jaded by wading through dysfunctional ones. The problem is gonna be when we run across a dead body and no local law to hand it off to. Honestly, if it were illegal to torture reds but the penalty were a week in prison we wouldn't have a leg to stand on, that's an extant system and we defer to those wherever they exist."
"We'll never make demands. We'll sometimes arrest murderers if the murder is obviously instigated by our presence and the local government can't or won't enforce the law. Joining is voluntary, spaceport's voluntary, you can tell us all to go away and we will. But 'aliens came to Amenta, people got murdered over it, their murderers got off' doesn't ring to me as 'made everything unambiguously better'."
"Because three hundred worlds will scream in unison 'you're holding these innocent traumatized people prisoner to appease the assholes who've spent centuries systemically terrorizing them?' and file lawsuits which the courts will immediately uphold because it's not, in fact, legal to confine indefinitely for reasons of expedience people who haven't done anything wrong. Amenta could of course say they can't visit here, but we were told that it'd be devastating if we let them go about freely in the places that would be happy to have them."
"I don't want to do that. I may not understand what it is you think is wrong with them but that'd be a tragic way for this to go. But - it's also a tragic way for it to go if the entire universe is closed to them. And there appears to be literally no one in the universe who both agrees that the second thing is a tragedy enough to be credible to us in proposing solutions and believes in pollution enough to be credible to you in proposing solutions."
"I put in the order before I went to rehearsal and it was supposed to be done and the purple cleaners done or almost by the time I picked up my daughter from school and came home. But it was still there and it had barely started. The hotels were booked. I have a condition where I can't be away from access to a bathroom and waiting for the neighbors to answer the door isn't fast enough. I had to go to my parents' and they're awful and my daughter's probably still there but you don't care, you care about the garbage."
"The social workers here can help you arrange for your family to visit you in prison. If your daughter is very young or has no other safe environment you can also petition to have her here with you in prison, but usually they wouldn't want someone who murdered their plumber over being late to be around a vulnerable child unsupervised."
"If I were arrested by cops and not abducted by aliens they'd have asked me if I needed to make any childcare arrangements and I could have hired a babysitter or sent her to sleep over with her friends, we were only at my parents' because I needed a place for us to both go on short notice and the hotel was full and if I was there I could watch her."
The green calms down considerably when she can summon up an emergency orange sitter and tell him to go get the kid with a flurry of extra instructions ("she's got a key to my place, her favorites are in the fridge, she takes the 4 train to school, she can stay after till dinnertime, she needs to be picked up but she can go there on her own, tell her I love her and I didn't mean to disappear and I'll do what I can to see her again and I'm so sorry, here is extra budget for a counselor if she's shaken up she might be they're awful, here's her dad's email but he's out of the country, if you don't hear from me and run out of money and her dad won't pay you his brother lives upcountry doing weird art in a barn and it's four hours' walk from the nearest train station when the shuttles aren't running and they seldom are but he'll take her -")
"It's just not something I can assume would come out of an otherwise sane morality. I wouldn't have been any more surprised if you'd said 'oh it's all right that your parents are going to hurt her children aren't people' or - 'we consider grandparents' rights very important' or - or - 'she's in their house and it's a windy day so' -"
The Orvara team asks if their theologians have a take on whether resurrected reds are polluted. It would be great if they were not, because then reds could be resurrected and the galactic community would be less horrified about how they're being treated. Still horrified but, like, a little less so, and anyone who wanted to resettle reds could be given resurrected ones.
They're in the same room; so are half a dozen other people. Someone with brown hair is cheerfully explaining something to the person in the bed at the end of the row. "Good morning. This is a resurrection facility on Casentar. Today's date in Galactic Standard is the 27th of Aimire, year 41. If that doesn't mean anything to you, there's a datapad next to your bed with dates in a more familiar calendar system. You're in perfect physical health and can leave now if you'd like, but many people prefer to stay and get oriented."
"Do you know how long it's been for me -"
"Five months."
"Me -"
"Three weeks."
"- I think it's been longer than that for me, there weren't resurrection facilities when I died -"
"Twelve years, yeah. Datapad also lists the people who requested you."
Brown-haired person approaches. "Hi," she says cautiously, standing back. "We haven't been able to get in touch with your family to ask how you'd want to be resurrected. I'm very sorry if this is a particularly stressful way to do it. Casentar is offering you both citizenship, if you decide that you'd like to stay here. Can I answer some questions for you?"
"We're a planet. With aliens. - not very alien, we're a lot like you, there were other planets that wanted to do this but their aliens were more alien and it seemed like it might be a harder transition. We heard about you and got really angry and kicked up a big fuss until the courts agreed if we want to use our resurrections for the year on resurrecting Rivikni reds we have the right to do that."
She has to look that up. "They give new worlds instructions on how everyone can contact them securely. Supposedly no one has been taking them up on that, and email is nowhere near as secure as that. Plus we don't have the addresses or a way to get them without combing through people's personal information. If you have addresses and know a secure format you've got internet on those datapads."
"Most years we get everybody back, even if we have to do a bunch of scrambling for it, but it's always close. It would be good to spend spare ones on other people you know who were murdered and would like to come back, but no one's going to tell you not to choose to go home to your family. You could get made indestructible and then go back, but that's really expensive, worse than resurrections."
"...because you were murdered as a consequence of Vanda Nossëo trying to figure out how to contact you, there was a big internal investigation. That meant that the situation made the news, and - does it happen in Rivik that something horrible happens to someone and it's not very different than other horrible things that happen but for whatever reason this one makes the news everywhere, and so lots of strangers are moved to help..."
"...uh, on this planet things like 'grandpa died and will miss his granddaughter's wedding unless we resurrect him by the end of the week' or 'this kid with abusive parents committed suicide and said he didn't want a resurrection until he had a million dollars and a sports car and they weren't allowed on the same continent, how do we make that happen for him...' or pets dying, or homes burning down..."
"If the aliens just don't prosecute crime in general because they're anarchists or something, some people feel like it's unfair to - impose government in a context where people fundamentally don't even have the concept that any government could ever be legitimate. It doesn't matter that murderers mostly don't think the specific court trying them is legitimate, that's just a fact about how people tend to feel about getting in trouble for things that had social approval locally, but some people feel like it matters if they've just never encountered the idea that there could be a body who punishes people for harming others."
"There are trillions and trillions of aliens. There aren't a lot percentage-wise but it comes up every few years and is, like I said, mildly controversial. But Rivikni murderers who just refuse to accept that their victims are people? That is literally exactly what a justice system is for, putting unrepentant murderers somewhere where they can't hurt anyone else."
"There are lots of people who want to interview you. The usual way to pick would be to pick whoever is offering you the most money for an interview, but you could go with whoever has the most readers or someone who's from a minority group that was enslaved before alien contact or something like that."
Like, do they want to live in a direct democracy or a representative democracy or a place with magically enforced ground rules and no other laws at all, do they want to live with other Amentans who aren't terrible - are there other Amentans who aren't terrible? - or with other species, if they want to live with other species do they have an opinion about which, do they want to live somewhere with a universal basic income or somewhere which successfully petitioned not to do that, warm or cold, urban or rural...
She's pretty sure most clean Amentans hate reds or don't think about them at all. She doesn't know much about any other species. Rivik is warm so she's used to that. She's never heard of a universal basic income. Rural would be... different. They've never voted before and she doesn't know what kinds of voting are best.
It's usually funded out of taxes or with support from Vanda Nossëo, which has absurd amounts of money because of selling planets and resurrections and immortality and miscellaneous other magical things. Lots of places find that they can afford it just off the savings from not having a standing army anymore and having healthcare cheaper because of magic.
Some people do that but lots of people like to do things. ...also the free money is not enough money to afford most fancy magic stuff or to afford to travel all the time to cool remote alien resorts, and on planets that aren't as nice as Casentar it's not even enough for immortality or resurrection.
The subheadline is the thing about being murdered being a background risk of being red. It's reported mostly accurately and interspersed with anecdotes about horrifying things that have happened to Rivikni reds and describes her as 'cautious' and 'guarded' and 'skeptical' about the accomplishments of non-evil modern societies. It notes regretfully that she didn't shed much light on the painful debate about whether to go rescue all the reds and leave the evil Amentans to throw their evil tantrums.
The local species is humans. They're like Amentans but don't live as long or want children as much. Their planet is in a dimensional neighborhood where a special technology called morph exists. It lets you turn into anything else with sufficiently similar biology; practically all carbon-based life with a central nervous system is similar enough biology. If you stay for more than two hours you have to touch another box to turn back, but the boxes are everywhere. Accordingly no one ages, and morph cures injuries and illness so they don't have much of those either; even before contact they were a stable peaceful rich post-industrial society and they qualified immediately for Vanda Nossëo membership and lobbied aggressively to get enough resurrections to cover their whole populace. In exchange Vanda Nossëo got them to agree to accept all immigrants from anywhere in the universe with a five-year path to citizenship. The high rate of immigration has put a strain on the enough-resurrections-for-everybody thing and they currently outlaw extreme sports and harshly punish irresponsibility like impaired driving. There's a universal basic income. They're in a Vanda Nossëo voting bloc that has passionate public positions about issues she has no context on (and even on the issue that she has context on, they are confusing; they are apparently of the opinion that Amenta should be dragged to Edda-range and pollution rendered unreal by the Aether.)
She gets a reply five minutes later.
Hello! Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention. We would normally forward something like this to the teams working in Amenta so they could talk with everybody there about whether they'd find that satisfactory. Do you think that's a good approach in this case? Do you have other recommendations, or know anyone who we should email to ask for other recommendations?
There's one in every country. Their job is to liaison with the local government and with the local population, follow up on problems, make sure our priorities and concerns and actions are getting communicated clearly and promptly, and be accessible if anyone wants to bring something to our attention.
"I know we integrate literal actual slaveowners but the more sense you get of what they did to these people -"
"They'll be okay. Maybe in ten years a bunch of them will work for us and be really good at it because they can empathize better."
"Buncha the Elves have been horribly tortured."
"I think it's different. They never thought everybody in the entire universe would commend Melkor for having so effectively kept them out of the general population."
No worries, ma'am. Thanks for your time!
"I know you want your work to be insulated as much as possible from political concerns, but, ah, we're putting a lot of effort at this point into preventing well-intentioned parties from coming to Amenta to rescue the reds. A consensus on an acceptable method would do a lot to reduce the inclination of some parties to force our hand."
"If it were definitely an interim while a process was approved, that'd be one thing, but if it was potentially indefinite if everything got rejected...and some people think that the reds might cooperate more with emigration if they can see that the other reds who've emigrated have been given clean bodies and citizenship and rights. If they just know they're getting shuffled off into quarantine somewhere, they're going to wonder why we'd ever bother getting them out, and then they'll probably resist deportation."
Maybe no one actually reads the reds' emails even though it seems like the kind of thing an evil repressive government would do.
"They might just dislike them too much to think about how optimally to oppress them."
"...yay?"
"I mean, I'll take it."
The two Rivikni murder cases go to trial. Since the victims weren't especially interested in testifying and the fact they're up and about could cause pollution hysteria it is not widely advertised.
She has a right to counsel that is accredited in the relevant legal system and entirely committed to providing her with the best defense permitted by law. She does not have a right to counsel who agree with her about the ethics of her conduct; the adversarial justice system was reinvented sixteen hundred times and in none of them has that been how it works.
She is not saying they have to agree with her about the ethics of her conduct, she is saying she can't trust them and therefore the system can't work like they want it to if they are a morally incomprehensible alien instead of a person with normal amounts of difference in perspective, because morally incomprehensible aliens may take anything she says at random about anything whatsoever, and decide it's an atrocity and sabotage her case or hurt her or her daughter over it or something.
She is allowed to request a different lawyer, but the different lawyer will be appointed from the pool of lawyers who passed the relevant exam.
"Uh," says her social worker, "we've explained that we are exactly like you except for believing that reds are people. Do you have trouble understanding the idea 'like us except for believing that reds are people', or do you not believe it?"
"Look," one says, "our legal system doesn't use the concept of 'personhood' the same way I imagine Amentans do, having only one species. We use it to mean anything that is intelligent enough to communicate preferences and that reads to a subtle artist as having internal experiences. Reds are intelligent enough to communicate preferences and they read to a subtle artist as having internal experiences, therefore killing reds is prosecuted as murder. If you want, you could call the thing our courts care about 'consciousness' and the thing you care about 'personhood'. I believe you that reds do not possess personhood as you understand it, but they possess the traits which make it illegal to kill them, and therefore it is illegal to kill them."
"My job is to give you the best legal defense possible. When we represent someone who is unambiguously guilty of the crime they are accused of, that involves filing procedural complaints and trying to affect sentencing. It's very common in my line of work to be in a position where trying to get the defendant off doesn't make any sense but there's a lot that can be done to reduce their sentence."
"If a war starts as a consequence of our arrival, we do arrest the responsible parties. The consensus is that empirically the best way to reduce child abuse is media campaigns and that arrests cause more harm than good, but if the evidence shook out the other way I imagine that policymakers would give it serious consideration."
"...okay. Imagine that your species found aliens. And the aliens were nice enough except they were convinced that homosexuality was evil and that it was fine to murder someone if you found out they were gay. And imagine that someone went to Rivik and murdered a gay person and were facing a Rivikni court. That is how the court sees you. That is the bit to play."
"I'm not saying it's legally analogous, I'm trying to give you a sense of how the court sees you. I didn't want to get bogged down in how Rivik would end up administering the aliens but if you'd rather, we can imagine they claimed the territory to colonize and started enforcing the law in that area because the locals didn't have population control and that is where this happened."
"I had a hard day at rehearsal and had just picked up my daughter from school and brought her home and found that the plumber was still working hours after I'd expected them to have been and gone, and wouldn't be done for at least an hour. I have a condition where I can't be without access to a bathroom for very long. The neighbors didn't answer their doors and I had to go somewhere else on very short notice and the only place I could think of was my parents' apartment, where I would normally never go especially not with my daughter for - reasons I would rather not discuss, they're - dangerous and I was expecting to have to keep an eye on her constantly to make sure she was all right, just because the toilet wasn't fixed yet. I was very frightened for her and more stressed than I can remember ever being - and my character in the play has a sword, and I brought it home to practice - it's sharp to cut a couple props. I wasn't thinking very clearly and I attacked the plumber."
There aren't thoughtcrimes.
She gets three Amentan years with a review for parole after one if she completes the anger management class and the restitution and writes an apology that reflects full understanding of the impact of her actions and reads the heartwrenching recently published biography of her victim.
And she can request transfer between the various prisons of the Vanda Nossëo consortium with a simple web form. They have different architecture and different numbers of people and some of them have maternity facilities and one of them is literally an entire otherwise-uninhabited planet.
The anger management class teaches calming strategies and asks people to brainstorm about times they've acted angrily and what they wish they'd done instead. Most of her classmates are in for domestic abuse. One stabbed his wife and seems to think he and she have a lot in common.
The biography is very well-researched; it traces a red life in Rivik in lots of detail and writes about it just as if it were a person experiencing all that.
"So I'm hitched to this twat but she doesn't work, living off benefits, picked up smoking some shit she got off some other dude she's probably banging, and she's whiny as fuck and I'd leave but I take a hell of a paycut - my work did dependents benefits - so I'm figuring out how to make that work and then she says she's maybe pregnant and Imma be stuck paying for the kid for fucking forever so I stabbed her in the stomach. I didn't actually want her to die, just to lose the baby."
The green's kid visits her on a daily basis. She has a teleporter assigned to her to assist visitation; she teleports to see her mom after school and teleports to stay with her dad in his university accommodation in Tapa at night and teleports to school again in the morning. She is not afraid of her mother.
...oh.
Uh.
This world has gods. One of them is Eru, and he is omnipotent but does not do things very often; then there are the Valar and Maiar, which are immortal and very unlike ordinary people and have extraordinary divine powers but not anything near omnipotence. A long time ago Eru added Elves to the world. Not on this world, on Endorë, the place silly young Andúnar who brought them here lives. And one of the Valar decided to toy with Elves, and so he went about terrorizing and capturing and torturing them - and, uh, uploading them to torture on a server farm he filled a continent with -
"He was really terrible."
"Doesn't make it -"
"I know."
"He's dead now. They're not conventionally killable but that dimension coalition can do all kinds of things. He'd - stopped - even before that - I'm getting ahead of myself -"
"So the Valar found out and went and stopped and imprisoned him, and they asked the Elves if we wanted to move to Valinor, which they had made themselves to be a perfect planet - perfectly beautiful and peaceful and everything. Some Elves didn't want to, but some did, and we came."
"It's nearly three Years at close to lightspeed and we didn't have faster than light travel back then. You couldn't really go back."
"And they guided us and taught us and blessed us."
"They taught us to do the chip blessings, which aren't magic, they sometimes maybe do real magic - good luck, protection from danger -"
" - the Doom -"
" - yeah - but small things, things that would be hard to notice except in the aggregate. You can specifically ask them for more if you have something specific in mind."
"I don't mean it's exactly the same I mean - part of the problem with it is that it's horribly coercive in its own right but the other part of the problem is that you could have a relationship built on love and trust and instead you're extracting a... horrible parody."
"And I don't see why you don't just let everybody have two. Being a way doesn't make it good enough - killing everybody is a way but it's an evil way -"
On Peka's pillow the day after the aliens arrive there is a note. The note says "I'd hoped they'd cut back their troops faster. I'm sorry. If by the end of the week they're still keeping you I'll arrange something so you can go home to your daughter."
With the note there is a little bead. When you squeeze it, it plays music. It is stunningly pretty music.
The third song makes it start snowing inside the tent.
Friday turns out to be in two days. Doing experimental magic in places that are not designated for that is not allowed; doing any kind of mind-altering magic except with a licensed subtle artist and appropriate consent all around is not allowed; doing these other kinds of potentially dangerous thing are not allowed. There is tuition. Sometimes it is waived.
Subtle artists have a different kind of magic that has lots of mental effects. If they are licensed as therapists they can use it consensually to fix phobias and stuff. The country this person is originally from used them for interrogation too but that's not allowed here. Tuition gets waived if you got screened and approved for a job you need magic for or are part of various pilot programs or know somebody who knows somebody.
Magic usually can't be picked up at all if you have a hard time doing accounting or scanning a scientific paper to figure out how misleading the news coverage is.
There are lots of listings to make magic artifacts on a commission basis; the ad lists the price they retail at and the cut the company takes until it has been reimbursed for tuition and then some; they take a week or so to make each for people just starting out.
People interested in magic research jobs are encouraged to take the standard classes and impress their teachers a lot and then get a scholarship for higher-level coursework.
There are healing and security jobs. Most of them pay for the lessons in exchange for a cut of your subsequent salary. The security ones require extensive screening.
Peka gets a little shimmering handwoven tapestry of Katin and another note. The note says 'I made you and Katin impossible to seriously injure. I actually did that first but it's not easy to test and seemed like it might be hard to believe. The most notable effect if you stay away from stray bullets is that you can go without sleep and food. Tapa would probably be displeased if you used this to go around touching all the things but I don't, personally, mind if you do.'
(Army uniform that looks just like hers but is made out of something very expensive and possibly magic, is wonderfully comfortable, and always has a different exotic chocolate in the pocket! Baby toys for Katin, magical and hand-carved and so well-chosen it's as if he asked several other Katins what their favorite baby toys were! Little unexplained potion in a flask!)
"It's really better to do this neighborhood by neighborhood. This one has a nearby neighborhood that can take over in case whatever replacement you had in mind doesn't quite fill the gap. It's an awkward time of year but anyone who can't morph can move into a different one till they're better able."
Vanda Nossëo emails the district to let the reds know that Tapa's going to run a trial of having them morph into clean bodies and then integrate as clean citizens. There'll be shuttles to pick them up from such-and-such location in three days, please let them know about anyone who can't safely get to the shuttles and they'll arrange alternate accommodations. They can send questions about the process here.
He tells the Tapai reds that they should pick the caste in which they'll be most able to get a job, obviously. He figures Tapa won't be thrilled but better to ask forgiveness than permission.
(Peka's tent is bigger. It has a piano.)
There are shuttles at the promised location.
Oh, it doesn't weigh anything more than it did before, and it rolls up fine. Everything is still there when she opened it. One of the containers of bubble bath spilled.
The shuttle drops them off in a shiny facility in Casentar that has pollution areas and non-pollution areas meticulously delineated and lots of journalists waiting on the non-pollution side. Some of the journalists decided it was not worth waiting and are on the pollution side filming.
They touch one of these boxes, they touch samples for hair color, they can touch themselves and their family to get a new body that's genetically very similar to their current one, they should aim for the age they want to be, they should practice morph awhile until they've got something they're satisfied with, then they can take a decontamination shower and cross through to the other side! Journalists snap pictures.
" - right. Okay."
"We could just say we morphed the babies, it's not even a real thing -"
"Someone could leak it though."
"Well, we can accommodate everybody who wants to stay with a baby or pregnant person, if Tapa's not going to fuss about not getting all of them back -"
"They're not, they're not that good at pretending to care."
"We're sorry that we weren't anticipating families at this early stage in the process, but there are facilities set up for families - a hotel right near here - where they are welcome to stay until it's safe for their children to morph. If they want something else that's fine, they just have to let us know."
Mountain range somewhere! It's - it's sort of unfathomably pretty, the kind of pretty place you would get if an extraordinarily gifted and obsessive artist with planet-shaping abilities shaped the whole planet to their personal tastes. And they had good taste. She is looking out on some rivers and a valley and a meadow and there is not another living soul in sight.
"It's so good of you to be going ahead with this. Everyone at headquarters who was apprised of the situation was tremendously relieved that local leadership was stepping up. Maybe you can show him off to galactics who have heard nothing about Tapa except the reds thing, call it a diplomatic job."
"I'm still not sure I understand - should I think about this as if we used blue to mark our royal family? Where no matter what the legal status associated with that were, a stranger just wouldn't be? -- unless they grabbed the genes for it, I suppose, but I do not think the reds did that."
This one has a Katin-sized crib and lots of Katin-toys all over! This one has so. many. musical. instruments. And lovely acoustics, too.
The master bedroom is right adjacent to Katin's room and has extraordinary acoustics also, and a bed designed for people taller than Peka and stunning glassware and tapestries and fabrics.
There are snacks in the kitchen. They are Peka's favorites.
There are hot springs.
"You're welcome."
She wishes on powers for some theologians.
Most of them have innocuous results but one of them turns up with a power that kills and rapidly decays a target to the point at which the consensus position is that it has undergone enough natural processing to no longer be polluted. This is very distressing to the family of the test subject child.
"That this is a way to clean a red with no consequences unacceptable to you. We don't know why it did this instead of something else but 'nothing else would be adequate' is quite a jump, it's not as if it was starting from political desiderata like 'functions as a solution' and then finding the minimum satisfying procedure. The only thing you can conclude from getting that in particular is that that is adequate."
"If they considered it unsatisfactory, they wouldn't get it even if it's more efficient. You did read the description of how wishes work - this is something you consider satisfactory, not the minimum you consider satisfactory or the only thing you consider satisfactory or even the most logical outcome of your beliefs about what's satisfactory."
"I understand wanting to be sure. I really do not think you have any information over and above that, except the information that this would also suffice.
If, say, under your interpretation the magic they have changes someone from 'inherently polluting' to merely 'currently contaminated and in need of a shower', you wouldn't get a power like theirs, because that's not satisfactory. But their powers and a shower would still be wholly adequate."
"I was just thinking that the landowners would be the most reluctant to emigrate. Well, we don't have applicable laws that'd affect a non-member, it's all PR considerations and if you think that's what's best for Tapa we can definitely arrange for them to have somewhere to go."
Nod. "I'll tell places to start advertising."
Soon there are descriptions online of member states that take immigrants and their laws and living conditions and job openings there.
Peka gets a big physical book of same, with glossy pictures and the page for Ambaróna circled.
It's about as dense as a Tapai city but designed by people who would find every building in Tapa intolerably ugly. The population is mostly Elves, but not entirely; there are winged people of various kinds flying around, some people who look like Amentans but with alien hair colors, periodic even-weirder-than-that people.
...for some reason she can read all the signs just fine.
It'd be a real mess if they ran into that 'deaths resulting from alien activities' problem Rivik ran into, so they'd better either be really sure they can do this without killing reds or be prepared to actually prosecute for any red deaths that result, does that disqualify anybody?
They have to convict them of murder or manslaughter as appropriate, frequently enough that the conviction rate passes external scrutiny. If their penalty for murder is a day or two in lockup then that's fine, some species don't really go in on punitive handling of crimes.
Before the last song listed on the program he pauses.
"This concert is dedicated to a girl. See, I've always wanted to have the kind of story about meeting the love of my life that we'd tell to our grandchildren and they wouldn't believe us. They'd go running off to more mature and responsible relatives to ask 'wait, did he really declare his undying love for a girl he'd never met at a concert dedicated to her after giving her a castle?' and my mature and responsible relatives will shake their heads sadly and say 'well, it was a pretty small castle, as castles come.'
Now, Prince Canafinwë, you are thinking, if you haven't met the girl how can you be decided about whether you want to have grandchildren with her? And here I will confess I cheated. On Hazel, a newly-added dimension four hops from here off Edda, a boy named Michael met a girl named Rebecca - in a nunnery - and stole her away with her daughter Catherine and they married that week and have three children so far and are cheerfully expecting to end up with twelve. And when Michael met the rest of us he told us we were missing out. And in another dimension next door to theirs, the local Macalaurë met a girl named Beka with a daughter named Kat and stubbornly refused to notice what was right in front of him until Michael and Rebecca showed up to shake him straight.
And I had the misfortune that not a single Rebecca was born on my world, but I also had a teleport. And I went looking. I found her on Amenta - the new planet that's caused all the fuss with their color-coded caste system and their infanticide and their collective horror at the idea that their sanitation workers might be touching things.
I suspect the population of Amenta will find it mildly annoying that they have their shuttles and are getting their planets and their magic lessons and their emigration rights because I wanted to impress a red girl. Honestly, knowing that really improved the whole experience. So, uh, Amentans, I fixed your planet because Peka deserved better. And boy, are you lucky you had her."
"It's about the - aesthetic experience of thinking of something he'd like her to have and then never ever having to think 'is this actually worth the effort that would go into it' because he has taken that off the table and is just giving her all the things he'd like her to have. It's cute and all, I'm just alarmed at the prospects of a courtship arms race."
"Maybe I will just suggest they don't tell each other about their plans until they're done, so it doesn't turn into one." He shakes his head. "I'm glad rainbow planet's handled all the same, we should probably have things like 'have extremely unusual unfulfilled preferences' in the charts somehow."
"Don't know yet, can put some people on it. Their colony planets should all be in Revelation, if there are gonna be a hundred billion of them soon enough and they continue to have the sentimental attachment to the death penalty that other people have to ice cream trucks and puppies."
"Uh huh. That's actually what I wanted to talk about, the Macalaurës just being a tangentially related sideshow. People who non-malevolently want to hatch a kid will probably be perfectly happy to do that under loose bindings somewhere in Revelation - protects their kid from accidents or deliberate action by other daeva, means their kid can be fetched out of Limbo or summoned out of the daeva realms if they die some other way - it'll stress the Solar governments in Revelation out but I bet we can come up with a way of checking that no underbound daeva are leaping over to visit which they'd be satisfied with -
- worldleapers are the hard problem."
"Not to deliberately share it yes, not to thoughtlessly mention it - probably? They're lovely people, just "keep this information secret in every sense including by keeping secret things about your job that would let people guess it" isn't a natural style of thinking. Maybe we should find some ex-human ex-cops or something."
"Yeah. People who can go anywhere can go in range of Wish and get a planet in ten seconds apiece, people in range of here have their pick of what I can find and I could branch into coalescing planets out of space dust if necessary, but if they need to be anywhere else..."
"Epic's done stuff for the people in Cube who petitioned for more in that neighborhood and one for the people in 403 - magic system has religious significance and you've gotta be a local - but he'll get bored if he has to do that often and I'd rather the rainbow colony planets be in Revelation than in Space because I don't love the idea of that much traffic going through Hell and a summoning rollout among rainbows will be touchy and I want 'em immortal even without one."
"Save on resurrections and also I vaguely suspect the best way to make them give up the death penalty is to have it totally ineffectual - not in a 'we'll get everyone back someday' sense in a literal 'all it does is transplant them to a nice place where they're indestructible' way."
"It means getting a bunch of planets terraformed for us in Revelation but maybe Macalaurë has a plan for that. - once we're ready to handle daeva learning about the multiverse I do also think we should invite Revelation into the fold and apologize for having kept them on a low-information diet for so long, they'll be a valuable resource and one suspects mlldly annoyed. I would be, if I'd been living in a nice post-scarcity society and it turned out I had starving neighbors."
"Huh. On the criminal penalties one - see, most crime is intracaste. I can imagine purples preferring that everyone's penalties be as harsh as theirs - so the people who harmed them or other purples they know would be punished - while I can imagine most blues and greens would rather let a few purples and greys off lightly than risk suffering such penalties themselves -"
"If blues and greens will vote for crimes against blues and greens to have light penalties, and purples and greys will vote for crimes against purples and greys to have stiff penalties, and everyone will be okay with other castes doing that, that's the system working as intended from our standpoint."
"- I'm not sure I've correctly communicated the - when someone's been, say, defrauded, they will probably prefer harsher penalties for the perpetrator if those are available. But if they're voting on general policy, I believe that purples and greys are likely to prefer harsher sentences for any castes they can vote on, and blues, greens, and yellows are likely to want lighter sentences for themselves even if in so voting they grant the same to other castes. I'm not sure about oranges."
"Various religions that offer a monastic retreat kind of thing, single-gender is of course a popular option, there's a place with chips like ours that has the victims record the experience of the crime that they had and send it so the criminal experiences it too, which sounds horrible to us but rather few of them transfer out, there's a cultural belief that once you've lived a mistake a hundredfold it's like it never touched you."
Shuttles pop about between Amentan countries and their shiny new colony planets, which are mostly land except for near the equator. Shuttles to Elendil are every ten minutes in most places. Bus guy gets a bigger bus.
Companies hire local consultants on the hair color thing and publish hiring listings which observe that local nondiscrimination law prohibits taking into consideration factors such as caste, ethnic group, religion or national origin in hiring. But for the convenience of Amentans, jobs can be sorted by the Amentan caste with which that sort of work would traditionally be associated.
Ambassadorial and diplomatic work, trade negotiations, infrastructure development (especially seeking local consultants who could work with a municipality to develop functional public transit), serving on oversight councils in polities that have merited extra oversight recently for some reason...Portal research, wizardry research, new planet research, magic music development, lecturer position at these hundred universities scattered across sixty-two planets...compliance monitoring, prioritization monitoring and management, artifact design, policy and trade and taxation and allocation work...internal security, investigative work, rapid response teams in dangerous situations...healing, teaching pre-industrial aliens medicine, divine magic research and manufacture work, social workers, community outreach work, counselors, child support services...magic item manufacture, shuttle transit, aid shipments and delivery and distribution, teaching pre-industrial aliens construction and manufacturing and infrastructure and electrical work...
The hiring manager for the oversight councils thing has silvery fur and a bone spur on the top of his skull that flushes pink when he's worked up and barely seems to register whether the people in the room have Amentan-traditional hair colors. "All right, I read all your applications and you're here because they looked great, except those of you who speak Valtaz should know that the grammar came through kooky and someone should twiddle with your Allspeak settings. Welcome to oversight and monitoring. We have half a million employees, we work in six hundred different polities, and our job is to ensure that every single election, every single state use-of-force incident, every single violation of membership terms and every single complaint are meticulously and transparently monitored, evaluated appropriately, and escalated whenever that's warranted. You with the lavender hair, do you have a question."
"First four months in a new place you're shadowing someone who's been there a while. Average length on an assignment is six standard years but that's misleading, most people either request a transfer before training is out or they stay a real while. People transfer for culture fit, mostly, though there are a few places we have trouble staffing because of the weather."
Amentans get assigned to shadow observers. Amentans get taught magic (which won't work on their colony planets, the hiring alien explains with annoyance, it's in the next dimension over.) Amentans can trade in more conventional goods. Amentans can get tourists once agreements for that are negotiated (everyone else feels very strongly that Amentans had better not execute random tourists for drunkenly peeing on the side of a building or something.)
"Look," the guy says, "I help compile lists of destinations to advertise and make sure Atazzat's people will be safe while they visit, I don't really want to get into the question of whether you're any worse than your average slaveowner. But to people from a halfway decent society, uh, the question is whether you're worse than your average slaveowner, not whether you're evil at all."
"Yeah, but you kept a brutalized and oppressed underclass who was prohibited from striking and would be murdered for not showing up to work, how is that not slavery? And you execute people for drunkenly peeing on the side of the road, and you sterilize people for crimes and don't give them access to counsel - which we invented long before we invented electricity - and you don't let anyone descended from farmers run for elected office or serve in the judiciary and you think it's an advantage of your population control system that poor people don't get to ever have children."
"I don't think we have a punishment on the books for peeing on buildings in particular because that's... I think literally never come up... but we can just charge tourists for the cost of cleaning to local standards if they cause pollution violations and fine them additionally if they aren't prompt in reporting."
As precedent there's this case from a world where this empire'd conquered everywhere and the exiled princess of what was now a segment of the empire snuck dressed as a peasant to the shuttleport and then to Vanda Nossëo and then petitioned for her kingdom to become a member state. They said she had to meaningfully administer her kingdom, so she went back to it and demonstrated that laws she passed (conveyed in secret to her people) were still obeyed, and they said she had to have clearly delineated and enforced borders, so in the night one day her loyalists went out to the old borders and marked them all with orange paint and made their stand there prepared to die enforcing their borders and at that point Vanda Nossëo said "...fine."
There are a lot of movies about the princess. She's very popular.
He does think that.
(Yvalta is very angry. All the other liaisons to Vanda Nossëo on the planet again rehearse their gentle objections that the planets are certainly very nice and all but they could stand to do a better job of pretending to give a shit about the institutions they're bribing Amenta to torch.)
"I'm not even a liaison I'm security - those are less different things without a caste system but they're still different things - but I'm sure you'd hear about it." Modelling clay rock. It retains the coloration of the original; she squishes it into an even gray all around. "How does Yvalta execute people?"
"Not if they're free agents, but if they're under contract and there isn't an exit clause. It's mostly greys without exit clauses. Prevents them from going 'I activate my exit clause' right as you're under attack. Sometimes oranges, if people want personal therapists and don't want them leaving with a head full of secrets, or yellows who know a lot of political things."
"Does it translate weird? It's meant nicely. You care about your people. 's why everyone at home loves our King, pretty much, but he had it easier than you because everyone told him from early childhood 'your entire job is to care about your people and do right by them'. It's more impressive to get there yourself."
"I will refrain from telling you to go fuck yourselves if you want to arrest someone for stabbing a red but that's not because I've pulled Vanda Nossëo's values out of thin air, it's because I'm desperate and also wouldn't tell you to go fuck yourselves if you wanted to arrest someone for reupholstering a chair."
"Are we pretending to still be friendly with Rivik? I don't think we have any contact with them at all..." Mash mash. "They prefer finding another way whenever it's available. Easier when they want something like 'deterrence' or 'population control' and not - whatever Rivik's thing with reds is. It's evil, it really is, to hate people that passionately and teach your children to hate them that passionately...we don't conquer places but if we did we would have done."
"I wonder how Amentans'll feel about comparable cases in other places. Slaveowning societies that massacre their slaves when they hear we oppose slavery, that's the most common one, or people who execute some kids with a claim to a territory because they're scared the people of that territory will petition to have their rightful rulers installed, or governments who execute whoever we talked to first for the crime of not being complimentary enough about them, or people who go out and throw the neighbors' babies off a cliff because they heard we're going to grant the neighbors legal rights..."
"Like, there's a place that teaches kids that if they're gay that's the forces of evil inside them tempting them to sin, but if they do sin they will be tortured forever after they die. And what they've got to do is suppress the voice of evil and get into a normal marriage. And we don't take kids away from their parents for that but I don't feel bad about calling them evil, all the same."
"I don't think you're cool because you decided to sign up for membership, I think you're cool because you don't do the no-exit-clause contracts and try to get everybody a kid and are scared for your citizens that we might arrest them and stuff. Those are good things. It doesn't matter if your reason is - thinking God will reward you or wanting to impress someone or wanting to spite someone or whatever else. Your people have the kids and now a planet no matter what the ...psychological architecture that made you do that."
"Thank you so much for organizing this," he says once all of these people have been introduced. "I am the director of immigration and foreign affairs for my nation of Ambaróna, and my alt is the director of Vanda Nossëo; I know them to be delighted you are moving forward with membership."
"There's an as-yet-unexplained phenomenon whereby different universes sometimes contain the same worlds - at different stages in their history, or sometimes with minor variants. We haven't found any other Amentas yet, but it would not be surprising if they existed, and if they did they might well have all of you living there. A world much like mine, with my family ruling it, was the flagship member, but my native world made contact with them later."
"Yes! We put out job listings - sorted them all by caste, with the help of some local consultants, though it's legal for people to take out-of-caste work - and got lots of interested applicants. The language fluency is a pretty significant job perk, I think that contributed, and lots of people want magic, and then for any given planet there are always lots of people who want to be involved in policy and oversight, making sure their concerns get adequately represented."
"It seemed like a bit much to me, at first, but the thing is that different species care so intensely about such different things that you really can't have much trust in government if people don't feel like there are people involved in decisionmaking who are like them. We can say 'yes, we're taking the pollution precautions your theologians requested' as often as we want, but that's never going to be a fraction as reassuring as some Amentans on the relevant oversight committee deciding to move their families abroad. And it's the same for everybody, and there's a lot of us these days."
"Would you? Our evaluations were all 'Amentans born elsewhere would not re-derive this but the ones we've got will not give it up'. But you have exactly the general idea - aliens are different from one another, profoundly so, and scrupulous adherence to procedures we don't really care about can't possibly be as reassuring as involvement by people who do care. You can't get there just with adequate magic cleaning procedures, because people care about more than their government technically fulfilling its obligations, they want their government to agree that the obligations matter. So you've got to have representation everywhere, for everything."
"I'd be interested in how you think our prioritization system should have handled Amenta - you were a few thousand down the list, because the anticipation was that you wouldn't appreciate contact with people who didn't share the pollution thing. Some people have told us very emphatically that we should have been here sooner, but of course the ones who think we should have stayed away might be less likely to say so."
"Planets are extraordinarily expensive. We're not withholding something we can offer effortlessly in order to extract concessions, we're giving a desperately scarce thing to our own people before we give it to strangers. It's reasonable to feel we shouldn't have interacted with you at all until planets were cheap, though."
"Doesn't matter? We've had to talk down your security representative from running off to rescue them six or seven times. We are not, by our laws, justified in invading Yvalta; the bar for that is extraordinarily high. We are not, by our laws, justified in arresting either the judges or the executioners killing people for wanting their freedom; the bar for that is even higher. Because historically it does not help unless we pour an amount of resources into it that could save a million lives somewhere else. Every resource I control can go ten trillion different places and we have mountains of literature for trying to guess where it will help and none of it supportive of invading sovereign post-industrial nations or taking their criminal justice systems into custody."
"Yeah, you have the idea - the literature on arresting citizens for murders their government won't prosecute, which are a direct or indirect consequence of our presence, makes a compelling case it's a good use of our resources, not in every individual case but to have as a uniformly enforced policy. Lots of other non-member planets heard about the RIvik case and there'll be accordingly fewer cases there, in aggregate. I understand that being on the receiving end of policy decisions made at that kind of scale must be very frustrating, and we've put a lot of effort into making the procedures simple and fully explained online as soon as we make contact at all, but of course not everyone reads that - or guesses it would apply to reds.
Someone told me once that it's approximately how distant rural farmers feel when getting the latest tax laws from the government - who are these people, who do they think they are, what unfathomable process produced this particular set of rules so divorced from the reality of the people it'll be enforced against..."
Nod. "Was there a law before we arrived which is being lawfully enforced by the usual processes of the criminal justice system - arrest, interview, execution? Does that legal system meet some minimal standards - the laws are knowable in advance, torture is not employed, evidence is introduced and considered? If so, the bar for intervention is very high. If Rivik held that it was illegal for reds to be late to work and had arrested, interviewed, and executed a red for it we wouldn't intervene beyond trying to bribe them to stop. We want to, but that kind of intervention just doesn't have the kind of track record that would justify writing our laws to permit it."
"Yes. We're figuring out how it makes sense to publicize more specifically than 'we'll get involved in extrajudicial killings that occur as a consequence of our being here' and without expecting people to read the whole explanation - which is online in every Amentan language, and has been from the beginning, but which you can't expect people to acquaint themselves with."
"No. We should probably have had it on the landing page in capital letters. It's unusual for people to literally believe the people they dislike are not people and even more unusual for them to expect that aliens will think the same thing, but it did become apparent very quickly and we should have rolled out public service announcements at that point."
"No, we don't contact places at all if we can't give them the attention they deserve and guarantee the resources needed to be fair to them. The people managing contact were themselves on the teams in Tapa and Voa, both of which downplayed the extent of animosity towards reds, and the war deescalation was demanding of their attention and a much bigger problem, and they were concerned a very vocal emphatic public declaration that our law considered reds people would exacerbate fears of pollution. They were hoping it could wait until a way of cleaning them was developed, make the announcement 'reds are people with rights, and we can clean them'."
"We've committed dramatically more resources to purple healthcare and education, for whatever that's worth. For better or for worse it makes fewer headlines. I think it's really good that you're taking refugees in," he adds to Soyok, "and if you need any support with that of course it's yours."
"16.8 million ver everywhere that allows unrestricted purchases, varies widely in places that restrict to citizens, but they're never cheap. Injustices get a lot of attention, people crowdfund. We're working on expanding capacity, of course, one force keeping prices down is that people expect in ten years they'll be downright affordable. - people who are born on your colony planet will be in range of an afterlife, they won't need one, that should help Amenta out a lot."
"We can move it if there are objections but it's broadly considered a plus. Anyone who dies finds themselves there, sterile but in otherwise good health. There are people trying to do things about the infertility and there are robust surrogacy arrangements, subsidized, but I know it's far from ideal."
"If they don't want to be alive with everything medicine and magic can throw at the problem there's a place wished up in Mîr for it. Sometimes people list a series of frankly unreasonable conditions under which they'd agree to be alive and sometimes they can't think of anything. Their choice."
"It used to contain nothing except one object of great emotional significance to the deceased and what could be flung by high-speed trains through the portals that occasionally opened to the neighbors' dimension. Lots of people hated that, obviously. Now it has normal infrastructure and once some security concerns are ameliorated it will have shuttle service everywhere in the multiverse and I think those will resolve complaints that are not inherent to being indestructible and immortal."
So he explains daeva. Draws a little map in the air with Loki's illusion spell to explain adjacency, describes in broad terms how they're safely summoned to Revelation and how they can eventually be summoned to the colony planet - "though we're going to roll that out very slowly, it's disruptive and dangerous and I can't imagine you'd be comfortable with everybody trying it at home, which is what they do tend to do."
Emphatic nod. "We have a team that does summoning rollouts and once you're ready to think about that they can work with you - sometimes they do things like summoning centers where people can show up and do it by flipping a switch, takes the guesswork out and reduces the risk of mistakes. They can walk you through what everyone else has decided and you can make some choices from there - but not any time soon.
- oh, incidentally, Mereth mentioned people were worried - a demon can trivially verify that no one has visited your planet since it was built around a much smaller uninhabitable and similarly untouched core a few weeks ago. You'd need someone with expertise in using conjuration for forensics, to phrase the question properly, but 'people who set foot on this planet in this time range' is a conjurable quantity, as is 'those peoples' parents and grandparents' if there had been visitors and you were trying to check if they were potentially polluted visitors."
"We're not permitting pollution of your planet because you care about that and we care about you, as well as because our integrity and reliability with our commitments rather underpins the entire organization and accordingly has literally trillions of lives resting on it. But also you can verify it."
"In Revelation it can be a problem if you die young and want to go and take up your old life again, because there are daeva escort laws. Once there's a shuttle Limbo will straightforwardly have transit to the rest of the multiverse; that can't be done with daeva, because they're dangerous. There are complaints about the daeva justice system. Don't get me wrong, it's overwhelmingly preferred now that how it works is widely known, just not universally."
"Eventually, yes, but it can be a long 'eventually'. Large pre-industrial illiterate populations mostly aren't yet, though some are trending in that direction. Modern societies with people who'll want jobs even once they don't need them to keep their families from starving and with expectations for professional conduct that roughly match ours are sometimes an asset from the start. In my nation it's common to fork when we're short personnel but most places don't allow that and I think we're the only ones to outright encourage it."
"Elves don't tolerate imprisonment well, and until we met other peoples our law enforcement consisted of 'oath not to do that again'. Cheap and perfectly effective! - which it would cease to be if we got good with editing the chips, another reason to have research on that topic very carefully contained. It can be very badly exploited, though, I wouldn't impose it on species that don't have it."
"If any of you would like to drop by Ambaróna sometime - we don't have a regular public shuttle because the daeva aren't supposed to go wandering but the teleport building in Vanda Nossëo does private runs for anyone I tell them to expect - it's a very dense daeva-constructed city of the kind you might now be in the process of planning and I would be delighted to arrange someone to show you around and introduce you to people."
"It seems like some recent members might be useful, to compare notes on what to expect - voting blocs I can imagine having a lot of political interests in common with you - the Orthodox Aratothalians have their own planet now and a set of stringencies surrounding food production and preparation that everyone else finds very onerous, I don't know if you have pollution oversight people who'd find it useful to exchange notes with them on compliance monitoring - or if you'd rather focus your energy at home right now, people who can get you magic and resources for that - I think sometimes people just benefit from having a sense of what an independent member planet not remotely invested in our mission and peaceably doing its own thing looks like..."
"The kids. Orcs probably average ten apiece, and only stop at that point if there are enough grandbabies around to suffice instead. They build the most outrageous playgrounds full of adorable orc kids and they export such lovely children's toys. They've got themselves dozens of planets by now - we were fortunate to have more space for them before they filled up their first world. I can absolutely introduce you to some orc polities."
"We'd be happy to start screening Valtaz teleporters, in which case you could have your own by the end of the month, though they would still be subject to fairly stringent oversight and standards of conduct - teleportation is dangerous - and to fairly unforgiving penalties for misconduct, we can't imprison them."
"Teleportation gets wished on. Wishes are slightly unpredictable; we employ a precog to catch disastrous interactions but a wish that happened to grant people protection against external mental tampering in addition to whatever it was supposed to do wouldn't be considered a disastrous interaction."
"The materials on how to pick candidates for wished-on abilities go into more depth on procedures and accountability. They're allowed to teleport off the job, of course, and we've never sanctioned a planet by impeding their transit nor would teleporters be obliged to comply with that."
"There's an anti-abortion advocacy group that's been trying to bother Amentans about switching to some kind of - preemptive system where there's something in the water or something and no one can become pregnant in the first place until they have permission. Is there someone's secretary or something to whom I should direct things in that vein..."
"Discussing that with the other new Amentan member states is probably a good idea but I can't imagine that anyone who just acquired a planet plans to keep their growth rate as low as when it was a necessity, and we would certainly protect you against retaliation for having a growth rate appropriate to your current resources - we actually don't care if you have population control at all, Mîr would always take people if you outgrew our ability to get you planets, but I understand that it seems like the height of irresponsibility to abandon them entirely without a plan to manage indefinitely."
"...I think most places have lots of things wrong with them but, uh, think those things are wrong. They're - compromises, they're not the whole point. So when people say 'no, not that, we'll give you whatever you want to stop doing that', they don't feel like they're being coerced with huge bribes into destroying something they care about, they feel like people are giving them lots of stuff to fix things with."