" - yes, I do. I will get my Rebecca first, though."
He manages to mostly not make a face at the people who shave their babies. There could be a reason. He waves reassuringly. "I'm sorry. I could do the whole shiny-spaceships first-contact thing first but I wanted her to advise me on what the most important things to get right would be."
"I would like to take Peka and Katin away with me, if they would like that, and I think they will. I do not want anyone else to be endangered or frightened or inconvenienced by this, but I'm worried something bad will happen if I wait to approach her until we've made formal diplomatic contact with your world, because bad things, uh, often happen to her."
"The estimated population of this universe is two or three trillion. There are several different interstellar consortiums. Some of them have a policy of not intervening in civilizations that haven't developed faster-than-light travel yet, and some of them do intervene but they can't help everywhere, just because this universe is so big. And then, complicating matters, there are, uh, parallel universes. And there is a parallel universe where I met a girl named Rebecca with a daughter named Catherine -" illusion - "and married her and embarked on a gloriously happy life together. And there are other parallel universes where by chance we did not meet, and bad things happen to her. But here she's alive, and she's all right, and so I came to meet her and offer her the life she and her child deserve."
"Welcome to Ambaróna! That's the palace over there, and we're atop a concert hall - I actually mostly copied the concert hall off one in Hell, they have had millennia to get good at the acoustics-with-no-concern-for-material-limits thing." He walks over to his desk, shuffles through what looks like a box of gleaming stylized laser pointers. He selects a dark red one, hands it to her - "you point it at the floor and press the button -"
"Demons can make arbitrary material objects. It's just a question of what'll produce the healthiest and happiest communities - your mother seemed skittish around me but I don't know if that means you'd integrate badly if it were announced properly and done more formally -"
"Demons are typically paid in sex or music or other media - or the opportunity to raise children - since you can't really trade them stuff. It's not hard to find some who want something you have, if you're willing to be a bit patient with it, and we've got a list of ones who like learning languages - uh, when a demon is summoned they learn the languages you speak, and the ones on the list would be happy to make you things just for some token payment because the really exciting thing is the new language and all the new media they can accordingly understand."
"An alternate universe version of you named Rebecca. - so, there are multiple universes, and sometimes for unclear reasons they have the same people in them." Illusion-Rebecca. "And one of you met one of me and they fell very much in love and are happily married and recommended to all the rest of me that we go whisk away all the rest of you - in case you wondered if I was in the habit of stealing pretty girls from foreign planets -"
"The baby did not escape me! I'd sooner not run off to get married this weekend, we'd be competing for attention with four others of you and that's nowhere near enough time to plan a spectacular wedding in. But it is important to me you not expect to be abandoned, so if you want it soon -"
It makes an intricate light picture on the floor; she can't read it. There's a little bit of a wait. And then a person appears, somewhere between Peka and Macalaurë in height, stretching glittery black bat wings. "Macalaurë!"
"Hi! Fill Peka's shopping list for her and I'll sing you something? - you have to agree," he adds to Peka.
He is pleased about that. "Sorry. I'll be quiet."
"He's such a show-off," the demon says fondly. "Who's the girl, anyway -"
"I stole her! She's from this world with a stupid caste system where you can't touch people with red hair and I decided to take her home with me to someplace where you can."
"Why don't they dye it?"
"I have no idea."
Hair ornaments is a clickable page though of course all the models have their hair neatly braided. "My species has a computer chip at the place where the spine meets the brain, it does continuous backups of our minds and you can install all kinds of software enhancements for things, and they're called blessings, and a bunch of them are paired and specifically for marriage."
Quelle surprise. But seriously, even if they have a solid guess on which role - and he should maybe not assume they match, some templates have more variety than others - there are miles of difference between, like, "digs elaborate ropework and calling you Master and needing permission to eat Skittles" and "enjoys fireplay and getting slapped for being a brat and weeklong orgasm denial" and those are just literally things she picked by clicking six times on the first google result for "random kink generator".
Like, you could get lucky, but it is completely possible to have flat-out incompatible situations going on and I can in no way guarantee you that Rebecca is not, in Eclipse form, one of those edgeplay types who likes getting put through the wringer as bad as possible because it feels so good to stop, or something.
She's not in a huge hurry. Anyway her approach to the thing where she is into intense stuff is to tease her Macalaurë about it till he does it anyway! And then being conspicuously delighted the whole time! She doesn't mind having her mind read and bets that's template-consistent at least mostly.
Yes. It was harder to find one that was all right with my being from a different world with a different god than to find one all right with you, really, the Church decided a long time ago that sacramental marriage was for any Catholics who wanted to enter into it.
Shiver. Yes sir.
(She is assuming he's a psion; she's been assuming that what with the telepathy since she was told he was not an angel. It has not even crossed her mind that being brought to life (with her baby!!!! who is okay!!!!! and who she can feed!!!!!!!!) by someone who can absolutely pass for an angel and wants to marry her might not be awesome. It is obviously awesome.)
Oh gosh he is so strong he could probably pin her to a wall without her feet even touching the ground and not even be tired by the time he was done with her. She squirms enough to set sleeping Catherine down on the grass (such heavenly convenient grass) and then throws herself unreservedly into melting in his lap.
He's so cozy. Not dwelling on how half the appeal of being married is that then one goes about one's life in a state of perpetual availability (barring the needs of the children) there for the taking good and proper, nope, not dwelling. ...prince! That's exciting! Where of, she wonders. Name sounds foreign, which one's the surname.
"...sir?" She has never had to think about that before. It seems very basic, hard to put into words. If she's going to marry somebody she wants to be his, like his dog or his shoes or his chair, she doesn't want to be less his than anything or anyone else, she wants to be most his, chairs splinter and shoes wear and dogs balk but she wants to be able to find a way to belong to her husband whatever the circumstance -
"My people form permanent soul bonds when we marry. It's one-way, for now, when we marry a human, but I think there are psions working on letting humans have it to. We get new senses - for your partner's wellbeing, for their proximity, for their emotions, things like that, always suited to the person."
Oh it has been way too long since she has been kissed and neither her manager nor Catherine's father count really they were never going to marry her so it has been approximately forever and that is too long to go without kisses. She hopes they can get married soon, her mind is so in the gutter. She wonders if he is into hitting or not, weak ambivalent preference for not (it's plenty interesting to think about but she doesn't know if she can develop a taste for pain and doesn't currently have one that wouldn't be plenty satisfied by some biting and scratching and being generally manhandled).
That is exactly what the emphatic briefing co-signed by Rebecca and Beka and their respective lovers said would happen but it still feels weird.
After a while he says 'would you like to leave Lórien now? I have a place for you to stay in the palace until we're married, if that'll be less temptation or more propriety than living with me."
She looks up at him adoringly. "That sounds lovely sir." She does wonder vaguely if, were she sufficiently tempted, she could then likewise be sufficiently tempting, but mostly as an entertaining mental exercise; she is still pretty clear on the being married first thing. Definitely it would be improprietous to be living in sin. That's why they call it that. Also: palace. Palace!
"I think you put your role on your driver's license next to gender and there are hairstyles and restaurants are set up in the expectation a couple will have one person sitting at the table and the other person kneeling at their feet and there's great controversy over same-role marriage? It's weird."
"You all have a weird thing! It's that - I understand being delighted to hook up and therefore not urgently needing to know what would happen if you didn't want to, but - most people I know would eventually want to know the answer to that, because they wouldn't like or respect someone if his answer was 'well, what are you going to do about it' -"
Nod. "The notes from your alts said that I was much likelier to - mess up at making you feel wanted - than do something you didn't want and didn't know it was safe to refuse - because I'd notice if you weren't happy and because you, uh, would be happy. So I didn't worry. But apparently my alt with the kink-world you explained to her that where he's from even after marriage she can turn him down and she was terribly disappointed because that's not hot at all."
"He can read minds. I can't, you shall have to use your words or at least make faces, but he can, and she doesn't mind, and he can obviously decline when he pleases and obviously prefers to whenever she would refuse it if that were allowed. Without the mindreading it'd be so so hard to be sure enough but with it I suppose they'll be fine. Maybe he'll get a helpful marriage blessing - they get them at random instead of selecting the ones they want like civilized people -"
"It might be environmental? The early 1800s on Earths were really absurdly sexist and I am not sure they'd invented consent as a concept and they didn't have divorce - and then Beka's from Angband which is, whatever you're imagining, much much worse than that. I do not mind if you are not the thing at all, it's not - I wouldn't raise a daughter believing it, at least, even if I can see how under some circumstances it'd be adaptive -"
"Oh good. You could of course stay here in arbitrary material luxury forever whether you wished to have a whirlwind romance or not, and no matter what you do we'll do the same things for all the reds on your home planet, too - well, I guess, if you marched across the street and told them I kidnapped you then I would not be involved in the handling of your planet because of being arrested and that might affect minor details -"
Kiss kiss. "It actually hadn't escaped me! Though I haven't been taking advantage of it, we've been really busy ever since the end of the war and - Elves are very socially conservative, though catching up with the universe a bit, and running off with a series of girls would look vaguely exploitative even if they all had a lovely time."
Sigh. "Our war was because Melkor was uploading and torturing people and using biological weapons to wipe out whole countries at once and extract the chips from their bodies for more uploading and torturing, and put out the suns of an inhabited star system, and had several billion orcs enslaved."
"Uh, I think the standard is 'no suffering for want of material things that can be straightforwardly provided, no one living in fear of - being randomly murdered or attacked or evicted - and a process for everyone to remedy wrongs they experience, a real process they believe in and expect to produce redress.'"
"Okay, so, like, we have poverty - my family's actually well off for reds, just wasn't budgeted for surprise baby especially since if you get credits aftermarket they're marked up - uh, there's the war, there might be more wars, I'm not up on geopolitics - population controls more or less murdery depending - there's a police brutality thing, mostly a problem for us and maybe purples I don't know - you will probably have a problem getting reds to trust you unless you trot me out and kiss me at them, and then nobody else will want you around -"
"Be really scared, probably - there's not anywhere good to hide, we're not supposed to be outside our neighborhoods except for work with shoe covers and gloves and marked vehicles and everything. Rioting maybe, but it always gets at least some of us killed so maybe not if it looked really inevitable."
"We don't want to badly scare people either, though. - we'd resurrect anyone who died in riots but it's still much better not to let it come to that - I don't mind in the slightest kissing you in front of everybody but if it'd get in the way of everything it might make more sense to kiss you in front of everybody on the planets we bring reds to instead of the one they're leaving from."
"Don't apologize. I don't either, and I have advisors who do. I just - don't want to ignore you on something with personal stakes -" Hug. "Maybe we can set up a really pretty district of the city for them here, and then from there they can decide if they'd rather be self-governing or citizens here or what, and I can suggest to all your terrible governments that they let a few red emissaries come tour the place in advance for riot-prevention reasons -"
And he would like nothing more than to snuggle her forever and will in fact snuggle her quite a while.
But the next day enormous shiny lightleapers coast into her home planet's star system broadcasting in a rotation of the local languages - "Hello! This is a diplomatic envoy from the Noldor of Endorë, and we greet you and your people. Please identify to us a convenient location for us to disembark and meet you."
How interesting!! That's not typical, though (having had some warning the topic might come up) he can offhandedly list a few other species who have something vaguely similar - "and gender of course functions like that in lots of primitive societies, though less so in advanced ones."
Yep, some societies have more dimorphism than that - Elves don't especially - and also in some societies the childbearing are more or less continuously pregnant or nursing, which produces some of the same incentives with respect to educating and training them. Anyway a caste system would be inherently prohibitive to meeting the humanitarian standards of certain interstellar federations he knows of but not his.
They are!! They have abolished material scarcity and can help fund the terraforming and colonization of new planets, as well as ensure the safe passage of ships to and from those new planets, and interworld portals are in the final stages of development. His interstellar federation additionally does resurrections and limited distribution of a cure to aging and age-related mortality and has technology-sharing agreements and is very generous with trade terms among members and - "we won't enable military interventionism except in exceptional cases, but we'll happily give our members the means to a secure and absolute national defense."
If they clear a location and describe precisely what they want there, food can be dropped off this afternoon. "It doesn't need to be things we'll have heard of, we can make arbitrary amounts of material goods if they exist or if a precise blueprint does. But that's a stopgap. Who'll want to compare notes on agricultural productivity -"
He can talk more about interstellar consortiums along the way! The Federation is very popular but prohibits contact with worlds which haven't developed faster-than-light travel yet, in order to avoid cultural imperialism. " - we don't worry as much about that. Most cultures do better with more resources, and the practices we exert influence to oppose, like slavery, shouldn't really be considered sacred cultural institutions."
Yeah he deliberately picked that one because it was one of the few horrible things they weren't doing! "I am so glad. Very few societies have all the standards for membership on their own because it's so hard to achieve them while in a state of material scarcity. But once that's fixed it often goes very smoothly. And even if you didn't end up deciding to apply for membership you'd benefit from the end of scarcity, so we really think pre-warp contact is in general a win-win."
"Yes. There's some research on it. I think they think somebody a very very long time ago might have seeded a bunch of worlds, but they haven't conclusively decided, and most of the relevant species have a fossil record of evolutionary descent, so it's not wholly satisfying as an explanation."
Oh good. He writes it down on his computer and says the delivery should be in a few hours and here are a bunch of technology summaries formatted already for local computing, if they care to publish or disseminate or otherwise get to work on them - "it's not my personal area of expertise, but if you want help in interpreting things I can have people stop by."
Other summaries: infrastructure! Transportation! High-density construction! More sophisticated computers! The math for warp travel! The standards for membership in the Vanda Nossëo interstellar consortium, which include no extrajudicial executions and no executions of children and the following standards for prison conditions and universal access to education and health care. And equality under the law, which as written doesn't strictly prohibit a caste system but does prohibit laws that apply only to certain subgroups of a society unless they pass in a democratic vote by a majority of the whole society and the majority of the affected subgroup and come up for vote again every four local years.
He'll dispatch someone. "This far from home terraforming is one of the most expensive and resource-intensive things we do - there are better resources for it locally - but I should be able to arrange it on the grounds that you're in unusually pressing need and will make very resourceful use of it. Projects like that are a major diplomatic commitment - if we're offering transit or en-route protection that's a sizable ongoing obligation - so we'll have people out here to write up a detailed agreement to everyone's satisfaction, though I can maybe anticipate their questions and advise you on ensuring the negotiations go smoothly."
"Unlikely in the short and medium term; you do have neighbors relatively close once warp travel is available but they're pre-warp themselves and no one is likely to give it to them if they look militaristic, and you're a ways away from the areas where travel is likely to be contested. There are incidents every few years with wandering raiding ships, and if they knew of you they might be tempted to wander over here, but they certainly won't learn of you from us."
"Regardless of the feasibility of meeting membership terms here, would it be possible to establish on a colony planet governments in adherence to them? Are there resources that could make that possible? Who will be allowed to emigrate? Will anyone be required to emigrate? Are there resources that would make it feasible to allow more freedom of choice surrounding emigration?"
"Oh, I hadn't been imagining politically separated entities. We'd need the right caste ratios, which might happen on its own or might require incentives - child credits are dispensed by caste anyway, easy enough to do it by making them cheaper by various amounts on the colony -"
Nod. "Do you have a sense of what it would be inside a space station? We have excellent artificial gravity, and while I don't think even a very large station would be a good substitute for a colony planet they're often popular as a way to test legal and political reforms without attempting destabilizing rollouts everywhere."
"I haven't actually polled them on this but currently reds are policed very heavily whenever they're outside their neighborhoods - it's so damaging when they break the rules, that's what the entire war is about is our neighbors letting reds pollute their food - but it seems like a bit much to expect them to vote that, no, they can't just touch anything they want no matter who else is going to need it later - they're allowed to self-police for the most part at home, we just need them to wear their shoe covers and stay on designated paths that can be cleaned later and so on when they're at work."
"Bribery is permitted - a law that says, say, reds have to stay on designated footpaths in non-red areas but each get a stipend of such amount for the inconvenience would need majority support from both reds and nonreds, since it could be construed as a law imposing a restriction on reds or as a law imposing a disadvantage on nonreds, but if it has majority support in both subsets then it'd work fine. And you could poll carefully, figure out how much of a compensatory stipend you'd need to get majority support. Or maybe they don't want money, maybe they won't object to the law if there's sufficient assurance an overzealous peace officer won't beat them for an accidental violation - I wouldn't be able to guess, really, but you needn't assume it's hopeless if it wouldn't pass a straight vote."
He nods cheerfully. "Sometimes what happens is that one country figures out a way to make it work, gets a stunning new skyline and a busy shuttleport overnight, and then there's the political will elsewhere. Perhaps if you wait a few months you'll find you have the leverage after all."
"They introduced red contaminants into virtually their entire supply chain. They knew we were relying on their exports to have enough to eat - we have some domestic food production but not enough - and then sold us polluted food and didn't tell us till we'd paid for some of it that it had been mishandled. Even then I'm not sure they were ever planning to warn us; we found out when they had domestic trouble over the same thing, fortunately before the first harvest hit stores. They'd probably love the war ending, although I don't know how the economy will take losing their export revenue... they did export elsewhere but we were the only buyer with enough need that we couldn't meet it otherwise."
"Well, anyone handling anything will leave behind a few cells and some skin oil and so on, and reds do have both more exposure to disease and toxins than other people and worse hygiene practices, but it's not mostly about that or we'd just be advising everyone to cook the food more thoroughly."
"There are for some things! If someone dies during surgery, say, the surgeon isn't permanently contaminated and they have ways to clean the more expensive equipment. There's a procedure for if someone touches a dead loved one because they aren't sure if they're dead, or if they're overcome with emotion about it. I think a new body would be fine too. And we wouldn't need new robots over and over, robots can be disassembled and washed and and boiled and whatever else, or have disposable airtight covers over them. Reds have a sort of generational uncleanliness because they've been doing the unclean jobs forever."
"There's really not, it's kind of a problem - sort of like how you have to accept that in a sufficiently large handling facility there will be some insects and there will occasionally be a fly egg in a frozen dinner, we have to accept that sometimes something probably happens that isn't noticed by anyone responsible enough to get it walled off and fixed - but we keep it low."
"Thank you. That makes sense. I'm going to go visit the poisoned-food neighbors - it's a rule, to talk to both sides of a war, even in a case like this where there's not any real reason to fear they'll escalate desperately just because there are big shiny ships in the sky - but I'll leave the delegation here, and Uryamirë can get anything you might need from the technology and cultural summaries off the ship."
"I'd be delighted to have a channel of communications, to start with, and past that it's really up to you. I represent one of half a dozen interstellar consortiums that might be of interest, though the Tapai thought our membership conditions were onerous, and we're excited about the potential for colony planets to relieve some of your population pressure."
"There wouldn't be much precedent for that solution. I told the Tapai that bribery's a popular form of handling problems like that, but they were pessimistic that the rest of the population would agree with offering reds subsidies for compliance with rules they presently abide by without compensation."
"Federation won't take caste systems at all, I think Elendil adopted some Federation bylaws but I don't know if that was one of them, but there are a dozen others and I'm sure some wouldn't object, all the ones we have any kind of contact with will be listed on that chip. Or you can go it alone safely enough, particularly if you don't call attention to yourselves."
"There are tens of thousands of worlds, we have them all catalogued and make contact with new ones regularly but usually prioritize by need. By which standard you might not have qualified yet, you're relatively long-lived and stable and have not invented certain low-tech ways of annihilating yourselves and won't see an extraordinary quality-of-life boost from an explanation of germ theory or anything. But you came to my attention and are well-positioned to benefit from warp drives if not particularly from joining your neighbors."
"Terraforming is expensive and takes some time but large space stations with artificial gravity just like your world's are tractable and cheap, we can do overnight installation if anybody is interested in political liberalization or anything and wants to try a pilot program somewhere it won't be destabilizing to the country if the results are less than hoped for. - might have been a good idea to do the food-handling procedure changes that way -"
Avalor has written him to express that she is concerned about essential services if genuinely unlimited emigration is allowed but would be delighted to source a test population for a self-governing space station meeting all of the aliens' requirements as a population alleviation measure, and wonders if temporary visitors to a Vanda Nossëo member station would be able to enjoy the benefits and then go home.
Can someone set up a local email? Someone already has. He writes back that he's excited about the self-governing space station - by when would they like it and do they have an orbit for it in mind? "Members get an annually negotiated allocation of resurrections and immortality necklaces and other supply-constrained bonuses, which they could of course offer to visitors if they liked."
Oh, lovely. He writes Vanda Nossëo to ask if he can actually get space-station-running servants within a week - there's a place on Stork that does custom orders - and the answer is 'yes, if you bring them the chassis for every servant you want'. He goes home, summons a different demon enamored with his singing, gets the chassis made - "I know they won't move, yeah -" drops them off and returns home to Peka.
"I was not expecting to be convinced but they barely even made a credible effort! They actually agreed there was no scientific basis at all, it was just Obviously True, You Know - they also lied to me about the infanticide thing, I think they were embarrassed - somebody's talking to the reds about possible relocation, I'm supposed to be back in an hour, I asked lots of questions about what kind of place they might like to be relocated to, in case that would help to communicate that, uh, we cared at least a tiny bit about their wellbeing."
"Nah, they'd get fired if they tried to, like, not treat us that way. Or they'd do their job and then get all offended that we still hated them when they told us there wasn't going to be any compensation for the new construction going up and blocking all the sunlight in our neighborhood, or that nobody was gonna get in trouble for beating a senile old lady to death for making a wrong turn."
"I'm sure! It'd be so much easier if Tapa could come up with a way of compensating them for the burdens of hazard exposure without angering the purples, but the people I talked to weren't optimistic. Did they have any opinions about where they'd want to relocate, if they were willing to relocate at all?"
"Hey! I wanted to let you know - Voa wrote us to take us up on the offer of a million-person space station to run a trial of meeting Vanda Nossëo membership criteria. They had a recommended orbit - my understanding is that it's compatible with treaties governing satellite placement but if you have a concern it'll be no trouble to handle now, and mildly inconvenient to handle once it's built -"
"Probably because I was seen downtown kissing you and you have a baby and that's vaguely scandalous and you could pass as some species we've seen before but some people have correctly guessed - they're not allowed to demon-verify - that you are not, which makes you a new species, which is a headline all on its own."
"The big silvery glass building three to our left has teleporters if you ever need one unscheduled, but if you can plan in advance I'd just ask on the crystal ball network and then they can figure out if it makes more sense for them to come and visit and bring their Catherines - and their other kids, in one case - or to invite you over, and arrange transit accordingly."
Elsewhere Macalaure's designated delegate for interacting with reds visits her demon neighbor's house to sing to his daughter, who is five and possibly a little bit spoiled, and asks while she's there which buildings that condescending orange guy visited, and then goes back to Warp and teleports in and knocks.
"With the government and their contamination rules, you mean? I'm not going to go back to this planet except to visit red districts, we are very committed to not antagonizing your governments." Well, there was video of Prince Canafinwë and his red lover on the evening news, but it's not like this place gets the Ambaróna evening news. And it's not like impulse control is a strength of the royal family.
"I don't know how much of this he explained, but there are a lot of aliens, and different planets form organizations together to fund big projects like colonization and exploration and humanitarian work. All of the organizations expect their member nations to meet certain standards, and Tapa is happy to meet those standards except the ones that are about not oppressing reds. We talked to them about it for a while and they seem like they'll be really hard to budge, hard enough to budge that we're tempted to just move you somewhere else. But forcible and coerced relocations are totally out of the question, so we won't move forward with that solution unless it's what you want."
"The planet I live on is called Endorë. We have eight different countries signed up to take refugees; they'll give you citizenship, provide housing, make sure everyone in refugee placement communities speaks your language, help with integrating and finding jobs, and pay for resurrections should anybody die. In all of those countries, every citizen gets a monthly stipend sufficient to cover living expenses; people can choose to work if they please, but the idea is that no one in a world as rich as ours should have to fear they'll go hungry or lose their home if they can't find work. All of those countries do meet the standards Tapa is having trouble with, the standards for consortium membership, which include no police violence and no laws which apply only to a subset of citizens - so there couldn't be any laws specifically about what reds can do, all law has to apply to everyone."
"They can stun people. The formal rule about police violence for consortium membership is that police have to wear cameras, there has to be judicial oversight of every single police use of force, excessive use of force by the police must be prosecuted as assault or if relevant as murder, the state has to pay for the medical expenses or if necessary the resurrection of anyone harmed by their police, and if incident rates exceed three per million citizens per a length of time approximately one of your seasons that triggers sanctions. In Endorë it doesn't come up because no one has suffered injuries from a confrontation with the police in decades."
"Resurrection? The reason our society is so rich is because we know a world of aliens who can create arbitrary matter - so, anything that you can describe reasonably well and that is material in nature. This ability of theirs doesn't work on people - which is probably a good thing, because some of them might make people for personal amusement. Instead if they try to make a person they get someone who looks normal but is brain-dead. And we have some other, separate people who can wake those people up with all of their memories. if you know someone who died and you want to witness a resurrection I can arrange that."
"They do thousands in a batch, but I don't know that bringing back a lot of dead reds before we have anywhere to put them is a good idea. Usually people settle in and they have an arbitrary-matter alien make them an exact copy of their old friend's house and then they apply for a resurrection once they have friends and family and somewhere for the person to go."
"Okay. I need to clear this with my superiors, but what I'm inclined to do is take anybody who'd like to go to Endorë to see that we're serious and able to offer this, then let you as a community hold a vote, maybe with the threshold at like 80%, on whether to give Tapa robots and thereby secure their cooperation in arranging for you all to emigrate."
And she makes messageboard posts! Hi, she's an Elf and the designated Elf representative to red communities, here's why Elves are thinking about maybe helping all the reds emigrate, here are the standards for membership with Vanda Nossëo, here are some examples of what that looks like in practice (there aren't any good ones from Elven society but in other member states there have been some important politicians arrested for crimes against random poor people, and some police officers arrested for excessive use of force, and of course occasionally some angry people will march into the office of the Crown Prince to yell at him and here are the things they've most recently yelled about and here's what has been done in response.)
Here are some pictures and maps and descriptions of the advantages and drawbacks of various refugee hosting sites.
And then she explains that they will probably hold a vote, by country but if that's complicated for some reason they could also do it by district.
It is kind of join-or-die and they're sorry about that, they are also pursuing other avenues to improve the treatment of reds but people are really stubborn about that. She is happy to meet people who think it's a prank. She's happy to demonstrate the arbitrary-matter magic; you can write a message to Almarë c/o Ambaróna open channel on a physical piece of paper, or on the floor, or on your computer, and in an hour she'll post a file dump with the messages, filtering ones which contain personally identifying information, threats, or obscenity.
...okay. She leaves.
Elves will as a rule not report you to the police! If someone were to murder her that'd be super annoying but it still wouldn't get reported to the police! Reporting people to the local police sounds kind of like handing them over to an injured grizzly bear, and that is not an appropriate way to handle real grievances let alone stupid purity-taboo grievances! That said for future visits please have in mind a way for her not to scare the neighbors.
Macalaurë summons Kezel. "I need a space station that can house a million people, I have a blueprint, I have an orbit, I need to pay a fairy to get the orbit right -"
"A million people?"
"You can think of it like a very small moon. With good artificial gravity. The computer model thinks it'll work great and I'm pretty sure that modelling team has demons on it so probably it's already been tested. And if instead something goes disastrously wrong and the fairy decides to stand there giggling about it then my staff will grab my chip for me."
"Oh, you want to come with while I'm building it?"
"Watching space stations get built is so thrilling."
"- I'll do it if you sing the whole time."
"Delighted. Can you get Peka's shopping list while you're here -"
"It's not very nice to summon girls just to get presents for other girls you like better, you know."
"There are two of me who are single, I can take them on a tour of my magnificent giant space station and tell them its creator feels neglected."
She ruffles her wings and looks at Peka - "where's the list -"
Kezel bows. And then says to Macalaurë - "Okay, where are we headed?"
"Near where I want it, and then I'll summon a fairy, because in my experience they are not very excited about being teleported."
"Okay."
He teleports her to a shuttle, teleports the shuttle Hell-Revelation, summons a fairy, teleports the shuttle again to Warp while negotiating. The fairy will put the giant space station in orbit.
Macalaurë sings while Kezel works. It's three hours' work. He dismisses them both (that, thankfully, can be done out-of-range.) He goes by Stork to pick up the servants he commissioned, follows the fairly tedious instructions in the manual for this station on how to check everything personally and make sure the servants are set up correctly. He heads to Voa.
Sounds great! Up they go. It's the size of a major city, built around a central forested park area with a lake. There are little trains that loop the city every fifth story. It's self-sustaining on food only if everyone wants to live off very boring high-density vat-grown things, but you can dock greenhouses around the modular external area for more variety, and he has a dozen up at present. The apartments are all fairly uniform and fairly compact and dazzlingly pretty, unusually so even for an Elven city. "To make up for being in a confined space. Elves find that aversive."
"We also find insufficiently pretty places and experiences distressing, in approximately the same way. So you can partially compensate for one problem with the other; we'd do better in a very ugly space if it were at least wide open, and we can tolerate confinement longer in a pretty building. This is big enough some Elves could live here indefinitely as long as it were possible to go home if they wanted to, but not all of us."
" - you do have to get closer than that for the medicine. Look, you probably don't have Internet access so you haven't heard all about it, but you saw the ships in the sky, right? We're aliens. We're aliens who have made contact with your planet. We have lots of nice things and we don't have a caste system. We're not going to hurt you. Even if you hurt us we're not going to hurt you. We can do food and medicine and we can take you to planets that want you, if you'd like that."
She has memory blessings and doesn't write it down and teleports home in a right hurry and knocks on the demon neighbor's door again -
"Almarë? Are you okay?"
"- work might be getting to me a little bit can I have the following list of alien medications I owe you one -"
"Don't you ever summon someone and say that," he says sternly, and gives her the medications.
She teleports back.
" - magic? Not the conveniently transmissible kind or we'd just teach literally everyone. It's the same thing as my teleport. I can also go invisible and turn into a bird - I know it's not the most useful skillset but the developer was operating under a lot of constraints, she's working on more applicable stuff now -"
And hop hop hop now they're in a park in Ambaróna. Not near any people, that'd probably scare them more. "So here we are. I'm presently messaging the people in charge of refugee resettlement because I am not one of them, I'm just the liaison to reds on your planet, and they'll be here in a minute and describe to you where you'll be living and how we can help you transition smoothly and so on. They're set up for this, it won't be a problem."
Prince Canafinwë? - I think you're still back in Warp but I thought I'd better check - okay -
- Prince Nelyafinwë -
Yes?
I'm - here - she sends it - with some emergency refugees from a planet in Warp and I need the people doing refugee resettlement and a particularly soothing subset thereof they're really skittish I'm sorry to bother you I should have looked them up when I started this assignment.
There's a pop and he joins them in the park. She blinks at him and then smiles weakly. (His hair is very red. She doesn't think it'll help all the way but it can't hurt.)
Send me more information, please, he says, and then looks at the refugee delegates. "I apologize for the teleporting. We've had complaints about how nervewracking it is and that's from a population with much less to fear. This nation is called Ambaróna; the planet is called Endorë. We have videos for new arrivals that repeat all this, so if you don't remember something you can look it up from your new homes in a bit. We have more housing than people to live in it -" this is true only because they just had demons build a lot more - "and we would be happy to take you in. We don't have a caste system. You don't need to worry about touching things. You don't need to worry about touching people. I imagine you have lots of concerns about what jobs you can work and what laws we have. I promise that you'll be safe here, and that our refugee program allows for a year's transition before you even need to think about that. We have magic for the language barrier, we have magic for lots of problems you might encounter. We would be honored if you would choose to consider our city your home."
"If in - five of your years - you are all safe and happy and have enough, and your children are growing up never knowing what it was like to be afraid, you learn that some other country has done the same thing to their reds - and there's an empty building just across the street, and plenty for everyone -"
"This world has magic. We can call our neighbors from other worlds with powerful magic, and we can ask them to do things for us. Those are angels; nothing can harm them and they can change things just by looking at them. There are also fairies, who can move things, and demons, who can make them. We'll teach you how to safely summon ones who like being summoned, and how to safely negotiate with them and pay them. And some like this world and live here for years at a time."
"Helping you get adjusted, teaching you our laws, giving you the tools to solve problems internally as a community, introducing you to people, helping you attend block meetings and vote on the laws so they better reflect what you need, helping you find work you enjoy, teaching you to summon safely -"
She smiles at them. "Okay. I'm going to take you to our immigration office now." Pop pop pop. This time not to the park but to the very shiny lobby of a building a few streets over. Prince Nelyafinwë is presumably responsible for arranging for the lobby to be empty except for a few people behind desks, all of whom smile warmly at the newly appeared people.
"Welcome to Ambaróna! This is our immigration resources office. We're going to get your names, issue you documents, key you an apartment, and have someone accompany you there to make sure you know how everything works, where to find the grocery store, and how to call emergency services if there's a fire or an accident or a medical emergency. Almarë, do you want to pretend to be a refugee so we can show -"
"Uh, okay."
"Please come up to the desk so we can get you everything you need."
She steps up to the desk.
"What's your name?"
"Ehtiveryo Almarë."
"Are you above the age of legal adulthood for your species?"
"Yes. - what if I wasn't?"
"If you would like to have foster parents we could find you foster parents, you'd be on the priority list for resurrection, and you'd be subject to fewer penalties if you broke the law."
"What if I don't know anything about local laws?"
"There are classes here which teach you about that. Until you've learned something, you don't need to worry about getting in trouble for it. Are you married?"
"No."
"Children?"
"No."
"Are there people here who you would like to live with?"
"Yes, my sister and my mother."
"What are their names?"
"Melima and Ninquë."
"Okay. You're all registered. You're going to be living in 10-D in the building across the street from here. It's a three bedroom apartment, and if your sister and mother want to live with you they'll be assigned there also. This bracelet will unlock your apartment. It also has local money on it, which you can spend anywhere; there's a website to check your balance and your expenses, which my assistant will show you after she shows you to your apartment. We encourage wearing the bracelets at all times, but you won't get in trouble if you don't. If they're uncomfortable and you'd rather have the hardware in some other form, we can arrange that for you. Many people like implants, because Elves all have them. My assistant can walk you over there now."
"Okay." She hands the bracelet back.
"Is anybody ready to go ahead and do that?" says the administrative person.
And she smiles at them and gives them tiny bracelets. And an assistant walks them across the street into another glossy stone lobby and shows the girls how they can tap their bracelets to the elevator panel and it'll automatically take them to the fifth floor. 5-R has high ceilings and three bedrooms and a bright airy living room and a dining room that seats fourteen and a big marble kitchen with two dishwashers. The assistant demonstrates appliances.
"Got it. Uh, file formats will be fun and I don't want to bother my neighbor again -"
"Didn't you babysit for him when Kiva wouldn't stop crying for no reason for three weeks straight, he adores you -"
"That was years ago and I don't want him to feel like I only stop by when I need stuff - Kenyo, can I borrow your pocket everything to teleport over and send the email, I'll give it back in like ten minutes."
She picks it up and heads back outside the apartment before teleporting. "Teleporting directly into or out of someone's home isn't allowed except in an emergency," Tannalë says. "First responders are allowed - uh. If, say, you're cooking and you start a fire, or somebody has a heart attack, you can press this button on your bracelet - it's a little tricky to press so you don't brush it by accident - and a first responder will come right away and heal whoever is injured and handle the emergency. They're not law enforcement, they don't carry weapons, they just do healing and emergency services."
"If you call a first responder for that all they can do is continually heal everybody and ask you to calm down. Normally they'd call in public safety, and those carry stunners, but the directive for your neighborhood is to not call in public safety ever, because they were worried that you wouldn't even ask for medical help if you expected the medical help might call public safety."
"So, summoning. The most important thing about summoning is that you can do it by accident by drawing a big circle with writing in any language on the floor, so you absolutely mustn't leave kids alone drawing on the floor. Summoning is not hard to do safely but if done by accident it won't be safe."
"What it is is summoning a demon or an angel or a fairy from the neighboring world. Demons and angels and fairies are all indestructible - nothing can hurt them - and they live forever. And they have magic. You draw a circle that specifies what they're allowed to do - they're not allowed to hurt anybody, pretty much, but you have to say it in lots of detail to be very sure there aren't loopholes - and then one of them will notice your circle and show up for it if they want to and you can ask them for things. The safe way to do it is with this little device here - it's on the mantle, and looks like abstract glass artwork. It'll automatically make a safe circle for you. You can set up which circle on your computer. Like, okay, right now you want to charge your pocket everything. So let's go online and look up demons who mention an engineering background -" she searches for that - "and then it'll list what they want as payment, we want somebody who'll do it for fun or for the chance to be the first person to get a look at your world's tech - and then, okay, she looks like a good fit, we can tell the computer to fit a circle for her. And if you press that button, now it'll make the circle in light on the floor, and if she is interested she'll show up, and then we can ask her to design a charger for your pocket everything. We don't have to do it now, but that's how to do it."
"Yeah. You might ask for like a thousand chargers, if we do that, so then you can give them out or sell them to everyone else. There's a really long list of people who want to be summoned to learn new languages - they'll automatically get your language when you summon them, and once they know a language they can read new books and appreciate new movies and so on - and it'll take you a while to get through all of those. But yeah, it gets hard to pay demons once you don't have novelty to offer them. That's why, like, Almarë's neighbor is a demon and she babysits for him and he makes her stuff, it's nicer to have an arrangement like that than to summon, in the long run. This is less of a problem with angels and fairies, because they can be paid with normal stuff you could buy for them in the store."
"Daeva are really useful. Building all these apartments cost whoever's on city development a pair of concert tickets for the demon and a new laptop for the angel, that's it, so then the rent can be really low. Even people who can't teleport can get anywhere in the world in under twenty minutes, because fairies are that fast."
She drops it. "Oh good. Elë, teach them how to direct message me, okay?"
"Yeah. Do you want to go pick up takeout for us -"
"I'm technically still at work - the Prince calls it a day at sundown so he can go have his new girlfriend but he hasn't actually adjusted the shifts -"
"It's not respectful to -"
"I actually think we have a solemn obligation to make fun of the royal family so the refugees can observe how nothing terrible happens."
"I think they will fail to conclude they can safely make fun of the royal family."
"You can safely make fun of the royal family," Almarë says to Kenyo. "You can safely say anything, there aren't laws about what people say. Elivar's has really fast delivery."
"That's a good idea."
Almarë vanishes.
Tannelë shows them how to message people and how to direct-message people - "which goes to our chips and plays in our heads, so you mostly want to keep it short -" and where the train station is and where the grocery store is - "I'll be back in the morning and I'd be happy to take you, but if you want to try going out - is there anything else you'll need tonight? There are toiletries in the bathrooms -"
"We relocated a couple hundred people today," Macalaurë says to Peka that evening. "The plan was to explain everything over internet forums in advance so they knew what to expect and could vote on it and choose where to relocate to and feel like they had control over things, but this one country had already driven their reds out of one district and they were starving in the mountains -"
"I mean, the word's from back when there was paper involved, but get you citizenship, get you registered for your stipend, get you your own keys to the apartment. And then maybe we can take the train uptown and get breakfast at a restaurant there, so you all get some experience with navigating the city?"
The idea is that having outrageously wealthy member neighbors usually produces some interest in social change back home, but they don't plan to point that out. They'd love to look at the legal system for the space station! (Does Voa still need food shipments or have they gotten that straightened out by now?)
The job is learning a form of magic - the interviewer can demonstrate - and then participating in further spell development and the creation of magic artifacts. The interviewer is...sorry they were confused? Past experience really isn't relevant or they'd have listed what kind of past experience they wanted, the only thing they need is people who won't go telling all their friends that they do magic at work.
And everybody who told no lies on the interview can get Wizardry 101, refined from the Elendil curriculum and compressed to reflect being a full-time job instead of a university course. The confidentiality agreement includes promising not to demonstrate or teach magic to anyone, though you can of course recommend them this outrageously well-paid job!
(The hiring manager wonders if the pay is the reason no purples applied, and lists a manufacturing/production of confidential widgets confidentality very important job at a tenth of the salary in the same listings).
Vanda Nossëo member standards for law enforcement are some of the hardest for most countries to meet, so they have a transition team over to help with that part in particular. They recommend societies vying for membership actually separate the law enforcement and the public safety aspects of policing; public safety officers are either like paramedics and have a job of getting to problems quickly and keeping everyone safe, or like social workers and have a job working with communities and identifying potential problems. They get stun weapons. Law enforcement does not carry weapons at all, except for a small team with tons and tons of training whose job it is to make arrests with as little force as possible; they write tickets and investigate crimes. Separating it out like that really helps with keeping incident rates low enough for membership.
Greys who do not think this sounds like fun might be interested in helping this station field some competitive zero-gravity sports teams? Zero-gravity practice and competition arenas are set up for this.
That's allowed but if they assault people they get prosecuted for assault. A membership bonus is astonishingly reliable forensics.
A tourism industry gets off the ground!! Marketers show up to figure out how best to sell the station as a tourism location to their various populations. It helps that it's amazingly pretty and that the locals are the right amount of exotic. Have they considered selling food for way more than they're currently selling it for, seriously, tourists will buy anything. A bunch of shops spring up selling servants and Hex stuff and Edda's astonishing diversity of goodies and Arda artifacts and a hundred other things from a hundred other worlds. There's a Stork pet shop that offers the best pets. There are exotic restaurants; the surviving ones are not too exotic. One day there are Andalites grazing in the central park.
There's a teleporting shuttle service around member states; they look at traffic and decide to work the new place into the schedule hourly.
The purples are excited about that. The purples want the internet. They really really want there to be the internet. They like their internet fast, and uncensored, and fast, and also fast. Several people want resurrections, although the people selected for the station skew kind of young and are not close to that many dead people. The interim administrator puts in a request for her grandfather.
Once the membership is approved that should be no problem! Most places distribute their allotment of immortality necklaces and resurrections by sale but some do it by lottery. Internet is set up. It is so fast. Screened first-responders can go down to Wish to be part of a batch that gets a local teleport; they also get to pick up whichever of divine or arcane healing they have more aptitude for. The Vanda Nossëo transition team sets an ambitious set of goals for the year: crime rate half that of any on their planet, due to faster response times and that knowably perfect forensics, one or fewer police excessive-use-of-force incidents, and an unemployment rate "so low that the economists yell at us an unemployment rate that low is actually bad for the economy."
The station is more comfortable with purchasable necklaces and immortalities; somehow everybody thinks they'll come out ahead (the purples make the lowest median amount of money but most of the very richest people in the world are purple - magnates of assorted consumer good industries). The population was selected for not having criminal records and they can probably manage the crime rate thing on that alone. They were expecting to have to finagle most of their own economy and the employment rate is already really high with all the extradimensional jobs that are pouring in.
Eclipse Rebecca is so! excited! about! being! married! She can stop all that stupid worrying about being the gatekeeper of her nonexistent innocence or whatever and just let her husband do all that and he can do whatever he wants with her and it is good and he should want to do some things with her right? Right?
He bets Lórien would be happy to fix that sort of thing for people but there was no way he'd be willing to mention it. He holds her and kisses her and kisses her elsewhere and marries her and basks in knowing what she's afraid of, what she wants, what will make her happy, even if she's out of range, even if he's not reading her mind - there's probably more, that seems like it'd only count as one sense, but he's a bit too distracted to notice it -
It feels so good, and she should've known better to expect it to be a minute and a half and then nothing, it just keeps going and maybe he can just go on taking her as long as he wants, it's all up to him now, she is just there to surrender and feel and obey and breathe and writhe and there is absolutely nothing she has to think about except belonging to him -
I thought you did background reading! It's called subspace, there is a decent chance it will be her favorite thing ever so get used to it, if you can't cope right now GENTLY stop whatever you are doing do not suddenly leave her alone, and cuddle her and get her some water, she might cry and that's fine.