She's saying so, to Sherlock.
And then instead of the ruins of flooded Europe she's in a featureless white room facing some grumpy person in a blue robe, wearing everything she was wearing, less her coin bandolier but including her crown, and something's wrong, her thoughts are slow and won't speed up, her memory's as slippery as it ever was before she met Stella, and how did she get here, why doesn't the brainphone work, where's Sherlock?
Where are her coins? Where's her magic? She can't teleport either, not even across the room - she bites her lip just a little and she can't even remember how moving pain left to right is a thing and it goes right on stinging without regenerating -
Where is she?
The hall is lined with rooms identical to the one Shell Bell just left, except that where hers has an open doorway with no door, these have seamless walls with small windows at roughly head height. Each of the rooms along the left side of the hall contains exactly one person, standing upright, eyes closed. Under each of those windows is a plaque with a number on it. The right side of the hall has a line of empty rooms with blank plaques, broken by Bell's open doorway, and continuing on in a line of more occupied rooms with numbers beneath them.
As soon as Bell steps out of her room, a wall fades into place behind her, empty plaque and all. The blue-robed woman moves on to the next occupied room along that side.
She trips. Fuck, her magic is really all gone. She's surprised the crown stayed.
She can't not check.
Nope. She can't fly. Of course she can't fly.
And of course she doesn't have her fire wand anymore. Much good may it do Juliet.
She wants to go home.
She goes down the hall, walking carefully-carefully-carefully.
At the end, there is a door. On the other side of the door, there is a desk. Behind the desk, there is a friendly-looking woman wearing a fuzzy pink sweater.
"Hi!" she says. "Bell Swan?"
"No, they're going to live forever, like I was, as soon as they find out what happened to me they'll patch the hole and it'll never happen again," Shell Bell says, burying her hands in her hair. "Sherlock still has magic, she won't let Tony die, she wouldn't let herself die while he's alive to miss her, she'll take care of my parents - if what you're saying is true I'm never going to see them again. My Sherlock."
They enter an elevator. It has three buttons. The woman in the fuzzy pink sweater pushes the bottom one. The doors close. The elevator descends.
The first page of the small sheaf of papers inside has only four lines on it:
BELL SWAN
98066714331^1
DIANA 1:12
9:00 CH
All the following pages are densely packed with an inscrutable code involving a lot of numbers and punctuation.
She fishes in a pocket and produces a stack of identical business cards, off which she hands Bell the top one. It bears a logo consisting of a thin crescent with the words FOR YOU inscribed between its downward-facing points, and a number: 9246938^0.
"Everyone is here because they died," she says. "I got my job by applying at the Tower. So did Diana, but the requirements for judges are much stricter and I'm sure she had to wait a few centuries for her interview. Torturers are trained and certified at the Cross in caret null, and the Crescent has their own academy but it's not necessary to be certified as a contractor before taking someone's sentence. It's just easier for the sentenced and the volunteers to find each other that way."
She used to know a few languages. Now her fuzzed-out memories of her time in Angela's world are blurred by the fact that she can't speak Angela's language anymore.
The elevator doors open. She leads Bell out into what looks like a small train station, well lit but not well maintained.
It lacks trains, and anywhere to put one. But it does have a large electronic map on one wall. The guide shows Bell how to type in her residence code, and the map shifts to display a bird's eye view of Bell's new neighbourhood, with a glowing blue dot in the middle connected to a nearby glowing pink dot with a dotted purple line.
"That'll be the nearest station to your residence," she explains. "If you know where you're going, you can just put in the code at the door, but if you haven't been somewhere before it's a good idea to check the map first."
The opposite wall is lined with sets of elevator doors, similar in style to the one they left. Instead of displaying floor numbers above each, they have blank displays. The guide taps 'GO' on the map, and one of those blank spaces lights up with Bell's res code; the corresponding doors open.
"Your basic needs should be taken care of by what you find at home. You can't die again; in what would be a fatal situation, your body will renew itself and you'll be in the same condition you're in now. If you're looking for information, the library at 1^1 is usually a good place to start. It has its own station, so it's easy to find. If you lose the card for the Crescent, you can find their res code in the directory at the library."
Two places to go after she sees her residence. Both of them sound like very good candidates for her first priority. She has a week before she needs a contractor, but how long might that take? She has no more immediate questions lining up to be asked or she'd speak them, but she's been thrown into a completely bizarre situation, all alone, and a library sounds really good right now.
Ultimately she decides to go to the Crescent first and see about contractors. Because delaying knowing things is uncomfortable, but it is not nine hours of torture.
"Is there anything else I ought to know before I go - out in the world by myself?"
And she does not try to do it now as she suddenly, intently wishes that Sherlock were here with her. She needs her. Tony could do without, she's met a Tony without, Tony would be miserable but he'd go on, and Bell needs her.
She's wishing her girlfriend dead, and she hates that she's doing it and she's glad that wishing doesn't make it so anymore, but everything would be easier if Sherlock were here.
"What are the best ways to avoid that?"
They exit the station by Bell's house and emerge onto the street. It's nighttime, and the sky is featurelessly black except for a distant glow over one horizon; the only illumination at ground level comes from streetlights, and there are no clouds to reflect them.
Something occurs to her. "Would it be," she says, "if violence is such a commonplace - a bad idea to wear the crown?"
The apartment building has a screen and keypad on the wall in the little pre-lobby area inside the front door; when the guide enters Bell's residence code, she receives a happy little green light and a floor number (four), and the door into the lobby opens.
"Yes. My world was - badly managed. I fixed it. I made myself a crown. It seemed like the thing to do." She frowns, still looking at the crown in her hands. "...I think the president of the somewhat-better-managed part of the world that I had not included in said empire took exception and assassinated me."
Yet another elevator, this one wholly unmagical, brings them to the appropriate floor. The individual apartments have wildly mismatched numbers on their doors, listed on helpful signs pointing each direction along the hall; the guide finds Bell's and opens it.
"Mostly at random. You can move to an empty place, or swap residences with someone else, if you're authorized for a place that size; how much space you start out with depends on how much you're mourned, but it's possible to transfer space between accounts, or merge if you want to move in with someone."
"...Does it look to you like I have been mourned much? I don't have a scale for this, I don't know if I should be assuming that Tony didn't like me all that much after all or that Sherlock shut down completely instead of feeling anything... poor Sherlock, my Sherlock - Do people who aren't from my world count, assuming they find out about my death? Do I have to be mourned on a personal level or should I be learning things about how good an empress I was for people who never met me?"
"I - not absolutely certain. I don't think she'd leave Tony alone. But it's not impossible that I'm wrong, or that Coin killed her too even though she wouldn't know she'd need to and there'd be fallout all over a populated area and Sherlock would most likely have noticed a nuke in Three or the palace. Then - then Tony would probably have died as well, they were both in the house - we'd all be here - Can I find out? If I go back to the Tower and look for them, or is there a book of names - if she's here then - why do you ask? Does this place look - suggestive of that?" Shell Bell glances around the nice, well-designed furniture, the pretty rugs and the wallpaper. It doesn't exactly scream Sherlock is dead to her, but she's not an expert. She goes up to the bed - everything but the bathroom's squished into one room, kitchenette and bed and empty bookshelf and dresser, but it's arranged to allow walking paths between everything. She puts her crown in the drawer of the nightstand and sits on the bedspread.
"You can't find out who's in the queue," she says. "But there's a complete directory of Downsiders in the library, and you can search by name and time of death, and narrow results by universe of origin... you can probably find her if she's already here." She gestures around at the tiny, beautiful apartment. "This kind of thing, a very small place with very nice decor, usually means you weren't mourned very much but you were mourned very intensely. I usually don't see cases this extreme, but when I do, the mourner tends to show up as a suicide."
She looks at the apartment. She imagines Sherlock's thoughts as they would've appeared back when she could call for them to scroll by, quick intimate displays of inmost self. Sherlock would have held herself so still, and then -
She wouldn't leave Tony alone.
She would fix the problem.
"No. I don't think so. I'll check but I don't think so. You told me there's no way to leave Downside. What would happen if someone tried to pull me out anyway, very hard with a lot of magic?"
Because stars didn't work.
But Bell had said, directly to Sherlock, that she didn't know about evils.
Bell thinks she might know about evils now.
"Could she have gotten a live version of me - a real back-from-the-dead version - and could I be stuck here as a - an alternate version of that one, regardless?" She swallows. "And she wouldn't know that I split, and she'd have an alive one of me - and she'd stop mourning. And no one else would even find out. I suppose they'd tell Tony but maybe only after the fact. My parents would never know, certainly."
Bell draws her knees up to her chin at the edge of the bedspread. "So she'll be fine. And Tony will be fine. And my empire will be fine. And - and I'm never going to see them again, because they don't know I need to be gotten and they're going to live forever."
She's going to go to the library, once she has a contractor sorted out, and she's going to read about the "administration".
Her hand strokes along the bedspread. Sherlock made this for me. She made all of this for me. Probably in less than a minute.
"English has been the common language here for a while, but that might change, and if it stays changed for long enough you'll have to learn the new one," she shrugs. "Judges can imprint languages on people, and they give everyone the most commonly spoken language at their time of arrival, unless they already have it."
One thing she knows she's going to do is keep this apartment Sherlock made for her utterly spotless.
And then, trying to look as uninteresting as possible, she goes back to the station to find the Crescent.
When Bell comes out of the stairwell, the woman sitting on the desk glances at her and smiles. "Looks like we've got a fresh one," she says amicably.
"Is it harder to get a contractor for that later? I mean, this isn't the kind of thing I'd ask someone to do for me causally, but you seem pretty - chipper. And from the size of this place I have the impression that if I did manage to unfuck the system it'd be a big deal."
Eights leads Bell down the hall behind the receptionist's desk, giving her a wave as they pass. Naturally, she has office number eight.
Once there, she sits at her computer and types in Bell's res code from memory. It displays a copy of Bell's sentence papers and asks her if she would like to take the sentence, which it reminds her is 9:00 CH, and for which the grace period ends in six and a half days.
She clicks 'Yes'.
"Oh. I have a very small and very nicely decorated apartment. I think my girlfriend brought me back to life after I died and it worked, sort of, just - forked me, one there and one here, instead of getting me out of here. I'm going to check for her in the library directory, though, in case it's what the guide said it looked like, a suicide. But if I'm right my parents are never going to know that I died, because there'll be a live one of me, and I sure wouldn't tell them."
Shell Bell's not sure if this is good news (Milliways can happen here!) or bad news (it hasn't happened lately, and lately is measured in millenia!).
"I used to go there a lot. I met a bunch of my alts and swapped magic with them and visited strange worlds and - and if I found a door at this point I'd never come back."
Its lobby is much bigger than the Crescent's, and a little less friendly. The chairs aren't so comfortable. The librarian, a man wearing diamond earrings, sits behind his desk looking bored and slightly disdainful.
"I need to know how to operate here. Safely, insofar as that's possible. I want to know about the administration, although I'm told asking won't get me far. I'm also interested if my guide was mistaken when she told me there's no way to observe or communicate with the living."
"If it stopped existing, then yep," he says. "Things appear where it makes sense. Food in your fridge or your kitchen cupboards, shampoo in your shower, books in the library. New buildings out at the edges of the old ones. If you want the directory, the computers are over there—" he points down a hallway.
"Okay. Is there some kind of - lost and found, where you can put things that appear that you don't need and get things that appear that you do need? Or - how does currency work here? I've heard money referred to but I don't know anything beyond that about how it works in this world."
Okay.
That's - that's good, isn't it, she was probably right, Sherlock is alive, Sherlock has a Bell, they're all going to be fine -
And she's on her own.
She sits.
Some time later she checks other names, just to be thorough. Tony. Her parents.
She excludes her own world and tries the full names of all the alts she's met, and their friends.
She starts looking for people in her own world she'd be less thrilled to see. People who she knows to be dead.
Lynnis would be one thing, although Lynnis would not necessarily be happy to see her.
She checks for Coriolanus Snow.
She'll ask the librarian. But first she'll fingernail Snow's code into another file margin with a little six-pointed snowflake-y star next to it. She's going to look up where that is, and then never, ever visit that neighborhood.
She can't think of anyone else to look up.
She goes back to the librarian. "I looked up someone from my world who died when I was sixteen, and she wasn't there. Why might that be?"
Holmes. He can be "Holmes". Her Sherlock is Sherlock. They never did figure out a nicknaming scheme, but the other Holmeses she's met are less important by far than the one she can actually get at today.
She goes back to the station, and deciphers the code she imprinted into her file, and travels to the home of the dead Sherlock Holmes.
Yeah, Shell Bell wasn't holding out for anyone that close. "Hi," she says. "I don't think you know me or anyone like me, but before I died earlier today I knew - several people with your name or a variant, and I wanted to see if you were an alt of them. I think you might be. I'm Shell Bell."
"You think? Maybe. I hope my other alts are cleverer about their defenses than I was. I walked right into a nuclear explosion. I was probably atomized instantly, I don't remember it hurting or anything." She sighs. "And then, I'm not sure but my best guess is that my girlfriend resurrected me, and there's a live copy of me walking around back home and they don't even know I need to be gotten. Because I have a very small, very nicely furnished apartment, and my girlfriend wasn't there when I looked her up so she's probably not a mournful suicide like my guide thought."
"It's basically good news. Means my empire's fine and my girlfriend and her brother aren't devastated. My parents'll probably never find out. And even if I had a much bigger place suggesting that much more mourning happened, distributed amongst at least four people and not cut off instantly when she resurrected me - I still wouldn't expect to see them again. They have no reason to believe this place exists and try to follow me here. They'd still be immortal." Pause. "Can you remember anything about being alive? I badly miss my perfect recall, I need to get some paper and write everything down..."
"I wonder if there are any biographies about me. This place seems at least as temporally twisted as Milliways, so maybe I can see what's going to be written about me even though I only just died, I'm pretty sure being an Empress makes me famous enough to warrant at least one book even if my guess about resurrection is wrong and I have an extremely brief tenure."
"Tea," agrees Shell Bell, and she wraps both hands around her teacup and sips. She hasn't actually eaten or drunk anything since she arrived. Usually she'd have noticed earlier than this, but it's not yet to the point where it can bother her. She did grow up in a District. "I don't have the - the capacity to be a contractor but I think it's a really good thing you do," she adds. "I would be very unhappy sometime in the next month if it weren't for Eights."
"It's mainly to stop sentences from struggling inconveniently, I think. Torturers can control someone else's body as though it were their own, overriding the original owner. Contractors are immune; no one else is. A control challenge is what happens when one torturer tries to establish control on another; some combination of effort, experience, and willpower lets one of the two win, not always the one who started it."
"I think that might be the worst thing I have heard about this place. Unjust justice system, sure, violent types picking on random people in the streets, sure, those things are par for the course of places I or alts of me don't personally run as far as I can tell, but handing out body-control superpowers to people whose job title is 'torturer' - when we can't even die again and expect a time limit on that basis if nothing else - fuck." She chews her lip. "How much contracting do you have to do to get contractor's immunity - how does it compare with the rate of senseless violence on ordinary denizens? It's probably not a good tradeoff, but maybe my guess is off?"
"You only need to voluntarily take a sentence once," he says. "But you do need to voluntarily take a sentence. If you quit in the middle—or try to—it doesn't count, you receive no immunity, and the torturer has to go find the person you are supposed to be covering for and administer the sentence to them. Some of them find that annoying."
"Eugh." Shell Bell finishes her tea. "I think I'll try not-attracting-attention, first, and if I fail at it at least I'll get information about where that falls on the scale between difficult and utterly impossible, for me." She shudders. "I wish my girlfriend were here. Well. No. I wish she'd managed to resurrect me without splitting me. But if I start from the assumption that I have to be here I wish she were too and I hate that I wish it but I do."
"Torching. Okay. I really liked not needing to sleep. It's not the first thing I'd wish back if I got a pile of wishcoins, though," sighs Shell Bell. "That'd be the memory. I need to get a stack of notebooks and something to write with to substitute. It's probably too much to hope for that someone will trade me for a recorder like the one I had."
She pockets it. "Thanks very much. I guess I can put the really important stuff on the back and in the margins of my sentence papers until I accumulate enough junk I don't need in my apartment to trade for paper. How convenient that I was such a prolific 'kidnapper', I have three whole pages to work with."
"Thanks." She sips at her tea. It's really rather good. "I think I was a good empress. I was at least better than the previous dictator. But Coin never nuked him. I guess it was harder to trick him into an isolated location and she didn't want all the fallout near where she lives. If she still lives. My girlfriend may have killed her with her bare hands after finding out what she did."
"My girlfriend? She had to be. The aforementioned toxic culture involved seizing a couple dozen teenagers from poorer parts of the country every year and putting them on a TV show in an arena that only one of them got to leave alive. She left alive. It was the shortest Games in history."
"Three of the other contestants did die before she got to them, but - yeah. Very brief affair. It's entirely likely that Coin didn't long survive assassinating me. But maybe Sherlock prioritized resurrecting me first and my live copy just put her on the moon. I'm a softy like that."
"Not as much of a softy as Sherlock's brother, though. People were allowed to put in appeals for people I'd put up there and most of them didn't submit any. He put in, like, four. He's a sweetie. I miss him too." She peers into her tea. "So, I've been told there's no way of communicating with the living - but I was also told there was no way to check up on them, whereas you've given me hope that if I go back to the library I can find books on myself and find out what happens after the unfortunate assassination. So maybe you have contradictory information for the other discouraging thing I've been told too."
"I imagine having a series of books published about your life is not common enough for most people to think of it when asked if there is a way to check up on the living, which there otherwise isn't. And I did mention the books are not entirely accurate. For one thing, in the books, I survived my trip off the edge of a cliff."
"I find it reasonably likely that my books will report that I survived my nuking," Shell Bell points out. "I don't even think this will be a journalistic error as far as it goes, given my hypothesis about my apartment. Also, I showed up wearing my crown, if anybody is famous enough to warrant biographies the crown would be a hint, wouldn't it?"
"If I found Milliways and my door insisted on opening to here instead of to where I was when I was alive, I'd wait for one of my alts or their friends or my girlfriend or her brother or - anyone I knew. And I would expect this to eventually lead to me going home, or at least somewhere nicer than here even if ultimately it was deemed too awkward to have two Empresses of Atlantis with only one Atlantis to go around. What do you mean, no opportunity?"
"You've got lots, too," Shell Bell says. "Not as many, but plenty. We didn't work out a nicknaming system for your template so they'll be hard to enumerate now that I don't have a perfect memory anymore, but we'd collectively encountered four of you, not counting, well, you. And a number of me came with a different template; we called that template 'Whistles' and we know of five of those."
And then Shell Bell finds herself walking up the front step of a cozy little house, and opening the door, and closing her eyes, and stepping inside. The door shuts behind her, and she keeps walking—around a corner, through another door, down some stairs.
She raises a heavy stone lid, and climbs into a narrow stone box, and lies down in it, and the lid closes over her with a thunk and her body is her own again.
Someone malicious - who she cannot identify, so maybe it matters if she can identify them, maybe there is someone who'd take exception to this treatment of her? Probably not for her sake, but perhaps this torturer is trespassing on another's turf in some way - has her.
She knows she can lift the lid, but she can hear clicking noises that sound like a lock being fiddled into place. And she'd just have the torturer's attention again if she forces the lid up. If she holds still, she's got time to think, though she doesn't know how much.
The box is rapidly stuffy, but it's not airtight - she can see thin lines of light around the edges where the lid is uneven. She will probably not torch repeatedly from oxygen deprivation. (Although if she ever decides torching would be a good idea, she could try holding her breath and seeing if the box is stuffy enough that she can't reoxygenate.)
What does she want?
(Besides for everything since teleporting to the ruins of Europe to turn out to have been a dream, besides to wake up in Sherlock's arms safe and sound and bedecked with coins, besides that.)
She wants out. She wants this torturer to lose interest, or - riskier - find her annoying. Rescue or release.
(She wants Sherlock to have killed herself in a fit of despair after all, because Sherlock would look her up, Sherlock would find her place and find that she was not there, Sherlock would not stop looking until she found her Bell.)
(Okay. What does she want that she can influence from here?)
(Possibly nothing. What does she want within the context of Downside, then...)
She listens. She has to know what's going on.
What does she have?
She can move, a little. She can roll over; she can get her arms up by her head with some uncomfortable maneuvering. She pushes experimentally on the lid. It's very heavy and her leverage isn't good, but she gets it to move - a fraction of an inch. It's definitely locked, and it's so heavy to begin with that she definitely can't push it off of the box.
She has her clothes, her shoes. If she really needed to, she thinks she could probably work her way out of them given this much space to move in, although there's no purpose she can think of that would be served except, again, that they'd potentially be handy in case of torching.
She doesn't have her sentence papers anymore; she was made to set them down once she got into the house. She's got her own body - she could deprive herself of some hair or fingernails if she thought of a use for those. She doesn't think she's constitutionally capable of biting off her tongue or a digit and can't think of a reason to anyway. She's just taking inventory. Think. Think. What does she have?
Nothing.
She has nothing.
Everything that could influence this situation is out of her control.
She revisits her wants.
She wants to spend this ordeal as dissociated and comfortable as possible.
She rolls onto her stomach and puts her arm under her cheek and imagines herself in bed, with Sherlock curled around her. Murmuring you are a continual epiphany. Thinking white-bordered thoughts. Loving her.
She imagines herself to sleep.
The door closes behind her without her intervention.
Her eyes open, and she regains control of her body, although she will find she cannot use it to leave the bathroom.
She hasn't been hurt yet. Maybe she's just going to be like this person's oversized doll, maybe they don't actually feel like torturing her per se. Not good. Not at all the worst thing.
She puts on something that might be a bathrobe - the fabric is very soft against her skin - and ties her hair back, and leaves the bathroom. From there she walks around a little, never bumping into anything or tripping, and finally sits down in a comfortable armchair.
Once settled, she is free again, except that she cannot open her eyes or get up out of the chair.
"You could've closed my eyes and I would've been freaked out but you could've explained, you could've blindfolded me and had a moment to take my eyelids again if I turned out to insist on it," Shell Bell says. "You didn't have to put me in a box to get me not to look at you."
Anything she can do at this point relies on the fact that she is being allowed to talk. If she is going to get out through something other than the torturer spontaneously losing interest, it will be because she talks her way out, and doing that will rely on knowing who, exactly, she is dealing with.
"Do you have to keep me in a box - could you just - I don't know - chain me to the wall and give me some pencil and paper to occupy myself, you must have other things to do with your time - sentences to carry out, places to go, appearing objects to collect and trade for new music recordings, I don't know, whatever you do, why does it have to be a box?"
"I did everything by magic when I was alive. I am almost completely useless without it and it's all gone now. I honestly cannot think of a single way to get out of here if the door was locked and I had at least one ankle chained to the wall. And if I got out you could find me. You made me put down my sentence papers, I didn't have any chance to fake them, they've got my res code on them."