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i am the oncoming storm: Stella's hunting Whistles
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There are three Bells in Milliways.

They want a fourth. A fifth. A sixth. A seventh.

And then Downside is going down.
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Be vewy vewy quiet. Stella's hunting Whistles.

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There is currently one alt of the Joker in this afterlife.

He is in a stone box in a dark room in someone's basement, and he is crying.
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Well, Stella can open the box and let him out. "What happened to you?" she asks softly, though she fears she already knows.

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He stares uncomprehendingly at her.

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"I'm Bella. What's your name?" she tries.

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He shakes his head slowly.

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"Can I call you Whistle, is that all right? You don't have to be stuck there anymore, me and a bunch of my friends have come to fix Downside," murmurs Bella. She touches his hand, half-reflexively.

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When she touches him, he wraps his hand around hers and squeezes hard.

It takes him a few tries to form words.



"I want to get out of here," he says hoarsely.
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"Okay." Where to go, where to go - she winds up picking the office in the catacombs. Amariah has already been and gone about remodeling it. "Okay, here we are, now."

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He takes a deep breath and slowly lets go of her hand.

"...Queenie," he says. "I was Queenie. For a while."
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"Okay, Queenie. I came and found you special because I know a lot of versions of you from a bunch of other worlds."

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He smiles slightly.

"Do ya now."
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"Several. Nearly as many as I know copies of me. I think - I could be wrong, but I think - that one of them was stuck where you were stuck. She's okay now. You'll be okay too eventually."

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"Oh, sure I will," he says dismissively. "Any of these other me's around here?"

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"Not here here. But -" She blinks, tilts her head; she's gotten a message - "In a while, probably a day or so, a bunch of us are going to have a party near where I live, and some of you will be there. I could bring you."

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"So," he says, watching her thoughtfully, "until then...?"

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"You could go back to wherever you live - reside - here, if you like, or I could take you back to my world ahead of time and introduce you to the copy of you who lives there," shrugs Stella. "I don't know about long-term. I don't know how long ago you died or if there's anything much for you to go back to."

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"Oh, I don't want to go back," he says. "Why would I want to go back? I liked it here just fine until... mm. You know."

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"I do know. You could also wait in Milliways until the party," shrugs Stella.

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"Hmm... think I'd rather go meet your me," he decides.

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"Okay." [Jane?]

Jane picks them up and puts them down in her installation point in the moon palace.

[Alice, brought an alt of you home. He got grabbed by the same guy who got Shell Bell. Come visit?]
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He teleports directly to hug.

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Queenie jumps a little, then bursts into giggles.

"Look at you," he says delightedly. "Fluffy little thing, c'mere—"

And now they're making out. Well, that was predictable.
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Yep. Yep, that was predictable. Bella abandons Moonstone Palace to the cause and kicks back in Marspire.

[Hey, Anna, Sandy, I met alts of you.]
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[Ooh, alts. Where?]

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[The afterlife which me and the other Bells just went and remodeled. You want I should invite them to the giant party on Mars we're going to throw after some immediate tasks have been handled?]

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[Oooooh. Yes!]

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[Will do.]

Jane can relay the invitation by brainphone.
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[Awesome. So what are they like?]

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[You and Anna are more of a match than Sandy and Chainsaw from what little I've seen, but, you know, they're yous. Like me and Juliet and Shell Bell and so on are each other.]

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[Uh-huh. So are they, you know...? Masochism parties?]

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[They are professional masochism parties, except for the part where we fixed the place up and there is no longer a call for either of the operative professions.]

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Anna giggles.

[What a shame! I wanna meet 'em.]
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[I'll pass along the invitation to the party.]

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Jane says:

[Hey, Eights, and Chainsaw, you are both invited to the huge Bell party to take place on Mars, Eos in a few hours. Your Eos alts will be there.]
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[Count us in!] says Eights.

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[They have,] says Stella when this is relayed back to her, [accepted the party invitation. We'll all assemble when everybody's finished with their more immediate tasks. We'll probably wind up waiting on Golden.]

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[Why, what's Golden up to?] asks Anna.

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[She knows a lot more dead people than anybody else, so she's collecting them out of queue order.]

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[Gotcha.]

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[If, by the way, you know any dead people, those can also be fetched out of queue order, but we are going to set up something systematic for larger numbers. I should probably call various Presidents and Prime Ministers of things.]

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[Sounds very empressy,] laughs Anna.

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[Yes. Have I mentioned lately that I really like being empressy?]

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[Nooooooo,] says Anna. [I had no idea.]

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Hee hee hee.

Well, time to play politics. And meanwhile, because she thinks faster than all the politics people Earthside, she will set about conjuring up a pavilion for the party in the wilderness of Mars.