Jessica goes to pee before they even start their assignment, after just introducing Lexi to her mom and dad as "one of Chief Swan's kids", and Lexi doesn't want to do work by herself or she wouldn't have come over in the first place. She sits on the couch and plunks her bag down and waits. There's a random deck of cards over there; she picks it up and flips through it. She's been trying to learn to bridge-shuffle.
Half a heartbeat later, so does Lexi.
She is suspended weightlessly in the middle of a blank black void, lit in colourless greys by a sourceless light.
The voice of the deck says, filling the entire infinite space, "Unison complete."
"Grab him!" hisses the staff. "If we do this in here we'll blow the roof off and there's probably people in it outside the barrier!"
A blast of energy in the same every-colour as the staff's other magic lances out of it and slams into their opponent, knocking him loose from Bella's grip and propelling him twenty feet backward through one and a half trees. (The first disintegrates on impact; the second only cracks in half.)
When the multicoloured glow fades, the white-haired dude glows white all over, and then the white collects into a small rectangular shape that rises up out of - someone's - chest. The light fades; the shape is a pack of cards.
It glows white; the white glow cracks and shatters and falls away; it glows in Brilliance's every-colour instead.
"Fuck, that's better," he sighs. "Thanks, Bella."
The glow fades, leaving the deck a different colour from when it started - black and white reversed, a magician's deck. The front of the pack says 'Ghost'.
"You can still fly without the Barrier Jacket, but it's harder," says Brilliance. "With me you kind of get flying for free. ...Uh, not that I'm inviting lectures or anything, but technically my magic can be used for things other than wrecking shit. Yours too. I mean, I'm supposed to be a weapon, not a healing device, but I'm also not supposed to kick the shit out of myself and break my control program, so..."
Bella has quietly willed herself back into her normal clothes while Lexi was making excuses to Jessica, and does now in fact have pockets; she climbs into the passenger seat. "So - why the profane incantation?" she asks. "Where'd that come from? Where do incantations in general come from?"
"I'm concerned about scale, if I spend sixty hours a day just healing people that's a lot of people but it's not going to add up to as many as I'd like. Barrier Jacket - that's the magical girl getup with the dress and the footwings and the little cape and the armwarmers and stuff?"
"Oh," he says. "The colours are mine. I guess you picked that up from me. People's mana colours sync to their devices sometimes, or the other way around, if the match is good. The design is mine too, but that comes with the spell; if we learned a spell with a different style, we'd get whatever its design was when we used it."
"You remember when we went in that house and there was nobody there, even though there were people there? That's a barrier," he explains. "People and magic inside it can't see or touch people and magic outside it or vice versa, but stuff like houses and tables is still in both. If there was a way to put a kind of - one-way barrier around a search spell, then most people wouldn't see it running around. I guess anybody who's good with barriers could still tell."
"This feels - effortful. Not a lot, just like - carrying a fork across the room or something, but I notice it," says Bella, hovering slightly and peering at her footwings. It doesn't seem to matter how she moves her actual feet; the mana-feathers are largely cosmetic additions.
"You don't ever seem to answer more than one question at a time," Bella observes, and she gets a notebook to write down questions she accumulates so she won't forget them even if asking them all as she thinks of them isn't going to work. "Is flying faster or higher than just a little off the ground free with maintenance mana?"
"I should maybe cut school tomorrow? Because learning magic is a higher priority than school in the short term but I wouldn't do it if you were going to be here for a month because it'd make Charlie somewhere between worried and mad and probably wouldn't do my academic prospects any favors and I don't yet know if I'm going to wind up with enough magic to make school redundant."
"Okay, if you have no schedule and will produce none, me and this notebook are going to spend ten minutes prioritizing - unless there is a significant risk you will decide to flee to Beijing or wherever in the next ten minutes - and then we can see about making the most of the time you've got to spend on me?" Bella says, tapping up the notebook she's been writing her questions in. She tucks her feet between herself and the desk chair and starts scribbling.
"...I think that's kind of like asking you 'if something went wrong with your body would you not be able to hear anymore?'," says Brilliance. "I mean, yes? Maybe? Kind of? Depends what? But that is not the likeliest problem. I don't really have likely problems; I'm supposed to be indestructible."
"And I'd ask what happens if somebody bent or tore a card but if you might decide to go check out Mexico City or some completely other planet any second now," she says, putting her pencil down, "that's not where I wanna start; it's pretty generous of you to stick around at all now that the world is apparently no longer in danger of losing structural integrity. So what I want to know about is scaling. Can I give magic-ability to other people?"
"I mean can I input things like 'the easternmost point of North America' or 'an unobserved part of a randomly chosen ice cream parlor that's open right now' or 'wherever Renée is', or do I have to know - latitude and longitude, or do I need to have been there, or do I need to know how far I'm going in what direction from my starting position, or what?"
"Uh, okay," he says. "Short-range teleportation spells will take criteria like those first ones - I did one to take us as far from people as possible. But they won't take you to another planet; I'm not even sure they'd get you to another continent. Dimensional transfer and long-range teleportation need something more precise. Coordinates aren't relative to your starting position. I can feel coordinates, and I'm pretty sure you can't, so I genuinely have no idea how to get you to work a dimensional transfer spell that's not random. And the random ones will take some environmental parameters, but I don't know what all the parameters are for an environment that won't kill you on the spot."
"Has to be close to one atmosphere of pressure - not sure how close - and within a certain temperature range and have oxygen and nothing toxic in the atmosphere and not be too full of radiation and have enough room in my landing spot for me to physically fit. Ideally it would also not blind or deafen me with excess light or noise or tear me apart with wind or projectiles or anything like that. I probably don't want to trust my life to my ability to list those sorts of things completely. What about 'has humans present' - or, no, if I can't do a nonrandom one I might never get home again, right?"
"Well, hopefully you'll still be here tomorrow when it's back up to baseline," Bella says. "I'll try to avoid doing any but the most critical-to-supervise experiments till then. Much as I'd like to just draw a barrier around myself and go flying just for fun."
"It's like this," he says. "The activation password linked them up enough that the control program could engage unison. There's more than one kind of unison, but the kind it was using is supposed to be for if the wielder is too hurt or unconscious or whatever to stay in the fight, and the device has to take over. You're already my wielder; if you say the activation password to me, all you get is a Barrier Jacket. If you want unison, I can do that, but even though I could do it any time I felt like it, I'm not going to unless you ask."
"Unison has the highest possible power output," says Brilliance. "There's pretty much two kinds. One way is like you saw, and the other way it's the wielder whose face is showing and the device is just... backgrounded. If you wanted to do really big magic - especially if you wanted to fight against somebody who was actually hitting back - unison would be a good idea."
"Noted. Not that I should be predicating any plans on you sticking around, I think you've made it pretty clear you're not looking for a permanent arrangement and I only got spoken to at all because the world was going to end. Is there going to have to be some kind of complicated wielderhood-dissolution incantation to get you disentangled or is is that optional?"
"Fair enough. Is it going to be a problem that you don't know how to unwielderify me? Like, it would suck if that turns out to be fatal, or something, I would really rather live forever. Speaking of which if you happen to have tips on designing a spell for that I would be much obliged."
"I mean ceasing to be your wielder, since if I understand right you don't exactly have any way to know either way given how your last relationship in that category ended," Bella says. "If we try to hack together something to detach you from me so you can go off doing whatever, the detachment sounds like it might in theory not be great for my health, although I am pretty much just making paranoid guesses - actually, I'm not clear on what me being your wielder does besides give me some ethically dubious access privileges and a Barrier Jacket?"
"I can engage unison, put your Barrier Jacket on, put your Barrier Jacket away, and if I'm in staff form or unison I can draw on your mana to cast spells," he says. "I don't think there's anything you could do to me by accident. You could torture me but you'd have to be trying."
"Stop me if this is a personal question, but you have all these magic-based senses - what does it feel like to be all the three shapes you can be? I just can't even imagine it but maybe you can describe it since there's three of them? If they're different to you, maybe they're not."
"Deck of cards is easier to fit places, easier to hide as, and it doesn't get uncomfortable," he says. "And I can't directly use most of my big destructive spells like this, so for a while there I stayed this way as much as I possibly could, just to keep that extra step in there."
"Solid plan, I approve," says Bella. She peers at her question list; it's dwindling and he said he'd stay overnight. "...Hey, um, is there any lingering damage from most of you getting blasted like twelve times? You sound fine, but you're being all deck-of-cards shaped, so I don't really know how to tell. I don't even know if I'd be able to tell if you were being dude-shaped, maybe you don't have automatic body language or anything."
She shrugs. "It's nothing spooky, I just write about what I'm thinking in a notebook and then it's all laid out to look at, not so slippery. If you want to turn into something that can write and borrow a notebook you can do that, but I don't think it usually accomplishes anything for people who aren't me for some reason."
"I'd ask you lots of questions about magic," Bella says. "And do experiments to fill in what you didn't know. And try to figure out the most efficient way to be constructive with it. And probably eventually I'd look for other magic people and ask them questions, and I'd try to find a Device who'd partner up with Lexi so she could help more effectively, and maybe look for other magic people who'd be on board with the general program. Also I'd try to become immortal."
"But then again I don't know what your other options look like. Maybe you don't want to be busy, or you'd get sick of doing science to magic after a few days, or you do like to be busy to the point where you'd be annoyed by downtime caused by me having to sleep and attend school and stuff."
Bella goes down the stairs, one hand around Brilliance and the other on the banister. "I'd get a lot of attention if I took you to school and tried to talk to you there," she muses. "Hey, Lexi, I don't know if you were going to, but don't pick up Brilliance, okay?"
+Did you ever just talk to people? Like, not try to get them to wield you, I gather you haven't been doing any of that, but never talking to anyone for four hundred years sounds rough, especially since I have a hard time imagining how you'd entertain yourself otherwise - play solitaire with yourself?+
+Okay, but now I feel like if you found a way that would work but would still kind of count as torturing me, you might go for it,+ he says. +I don't know you, I don't know your ethics, you seem pretty nice but what do I even know about what nice looks like? I'm a goddamn magic wand! The last time I had a conversation with someone else who could think was four hundred years ago and probably involved begging them not to hurt me again, which by the way, has never worked before I met you!+
+...Not killing six billion people is extremely fucking important, but since not torturing people is also extremely fucking important I would have to be looking at a clear risk before I'd start trading them off against each other,+ Bella says slowly. +I will get jumpy if you say certain things, but it looks like that's kind of mutual, right, and being jumpy doesn't lead directly and unerringly to torturing you.+
+I am not going to blow up your planet. I am not going to blow up your planet!+ says Brilliance. +I am really, really, really not going to blow up your planet! You could blow up your planet if you fired me up and cast the right spell, you'd probably even live through it if you transferred out quick enough, does that sound like fun to you? I bet it doesn't! Because you don't want to blow up your planet! And neither do I!+
+Yeah, well, maybe you do,+ says Brilliance. +I don't know, I'm not you. But last time I blew up a planet, I didn't even have a concept of six billion people. I'm not sure I could do it again even if I had to. And I don't have to, your house is not a secure lab in the middle of a military complex, I can just transfer out if I get scared enough. Wouldn't even have to knock down a wall.+
+...yeah, that's pretty much it,+ he says. +I mean, it's not that I don't get why you'd be skittish. I don't know. Maybe it would help if... if you talked more about why you feel like that, when it comes up? So then it's a conversation about us both being people with feelings, and not a conversation about how dangerously unpredictable I am?+
+That'd be swell. So, like. Wildcards aren't - consistent. Like, I can't think of an actual card game example right now, but the idea is that it can be one thing one moment and another the next, so if you're going on about how you're like that, then no matter how sincerely you don't want to do something awful at this moment, I have no particular grounds to believe that you aren't going to change your mind next week.+
+Gotcha,+ he says. +Whereas what I mean when I say I'm a wildcard is more like... I'm a person who wants things and does stuff, and sometimes the things I want might change unexpectedly or the stuff I do might not be what somebody else wants, but that's part of being a person, it's okay for me to be like that. It doesn't mean every single thing that's true about me might just up and disappear any second. It's just, you know, today I'm a Black Ghost deck, tomorrow I might be something cute I saw in a casino, maybe next week I'll be tarot cards, but any which way I'm still gonna be me.+
+Boring, lonely, generally awful,+ he agrees. +But I couldn't really get into, like - doing things, because if I started thinking about anything complicated it'd make a move while I wasn't looking. So it's not really that fighting it took a lot of attention, it's that fighting it meant I couldn't give a lot of attention to anything else.+
+Well, that's just it, there was a while there when they didn't know what I was like and they were just assuming I'd cooperate, and I don't really remember any of it that well because it turns out that once you start getting tortured it is pretty hard to pay attention to other stuff.+