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Jane alerts everyone to the existence of a new Bell, the nature of her wives and children, and the presence of her mother-in-law.

She stands ready to move in anyone who wishes to attend this new party.

Glass stands ready to receive them.
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Aurora's over here chatting with her sister!

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So she is!

Steel listens to them.
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Aurora stops in the middle of summarizing Glass's deviations from template to Lexi. "- and she's gay and - has two wives, hello, one of same."

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"Hi, Sherlock," says Lexi, who only uses the nicknames when there is more than one of somebody actually around.

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"Hello, Aurora and Lexi."

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"What's up?"

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"Also, my threat sensor thinks you could make my life really unpleasant if you wanted to, which you don't, why does it think that?"

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"Because I am me, and we are here, and I probably could if for some reason I needed to."

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"Well, you don't, Bells are friendly sorts."

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"So I've heard. I am married to one," Steel reminds her dryly.

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"So's Edward, he doesn't want to be anywhere near most of us," snorts Aurora. "How'd you meet your Bell, anyway?"

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"Tony and I were sent out questing for a husband. We found her instead."

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Aurora giggles. "You quest for husbands around here?"

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"Did you have to rescue her from a giant or anything, that sounds like the kind of thing that would happen on a quest for somebody to marry," giggles Lexi.

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"I did rescue her from a river snake," she recalls. "But that was mainly incidental."

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Lexi laughs. "Practically everybody Bells wind up dating is bisexual," she observes. "I wonder why."

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"I could not begin to tell you."

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"Maybe Glass can," laughs Aurora. "But it's probably just baked into the most common templates we date, not us. Edward isn't bisexual."

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"By all means, ask my wife."

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[Hey Glass, over here!]

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Glass teleports over. She likes being able to do that. "What?"

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"We obviously vary in sexuality, some," says Aurora, "but we keep dating consistently bisexual templates, except Edward, what's up with that?"

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"I'd have to look at Edward to tell you why he's not. The other popular templates just don't vary that way like we can," shrugs Glass. "That's not a thing about us - no attractor in Bells means we can't date people who are only attracted to whatever gender we are in the relevant instance."

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"We are enlightened," says Steel, kissing Glass.

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Kisses! "My new party trick is so popular," she remarks.

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"Of course it is." Kiss kiss snuggle. "I love you."

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"I love you."

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"Married Bells," snorts Aurora, "too cute."

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"I object. She is precisely cute enough."

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Aurora giggles. "Aww."

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"I think I heard that Shell Bell and Pearl were reputed to be intensely cute and they aren't married," points out Glass.

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"They're an exception. I think it has to do with the time Shell Bell spent Downside before we fixed it."

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"An exception to the rule that only married Bells are adorable? Which Bells are married?"

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"The rule that married Bells are the cutest. Other ones can be cute too," says Aurora. "Besides you, there's Golden - who is kind of left out of this rule because we barely get to see Edward; Stella and Cam have seen him but haven't weighed in on the cuteness comparison - and there's Rose and Angela."

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"I see."

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"When I was reading metacausality for the Jokers, Aegis appeared in midair and sat on Sue's shoulders," says Glass. "I'm not sure it's as obviously tiered as you're suggesting."

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"It's more of an in-joke than a rule," shrugs Aurora.

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Steel laughs.

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"I feel like past-watching your wedding," announces Aurora.

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"Go for it," laughs Glass.

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"Certainly."

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Aurora smiles and closes her eyes.

"Awww," she says.
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Steel hugs her wife.

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Steel's wife hugs her back. "I still have that dress," she muses.

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She laughs.

"It was a lovely dress."
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"Yes."

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"It's really nice, the way it twinkles," agrees Aurora.