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deluged with emails
Isabella Marie Swan Ø "Pattern"
bellfounding
Bella's inbox is very, very full.
She sighs. "J, partition all emails on the subject of the renaissance faire, my date thereto, and Ripper. Drop in ten typical cases for you to learn on."
J obediently empties her inbox of excess email. She reads the ten of them, answers one herself (it's about her willingness to appear at events; the renfaire is not the only place she'd be welcome) and refers the writer to her PR people who schedule her stuff so they can filter such requests. If there are going to be a lot of them, she can't evaluate all the offers herself - although she does add a tick in her schedule for updating her list of things and people she likes and would be particularly happy to appear with.
The other nine have to do with Ripper.
[Hey, you.]
She sighs. "J, partition all emails on the subject of the renaissance faire, my date thereto, and Ripper. Drop in ten typical cases for you to learn on."
J obediently empties her inbox of excess email. She reads the ten of them, answers one herself (it's about her willingness to appear at events; the renfaire is not the only place she'd be welcome) and refers the writer to her PR people who schedule her stuff so they can filter such requests. If there are going to be a lot of them, she can't evaluate all the offers herself - although she does add a tick in her schedule for updating her list of things and people she likes and would be particularly happy to appear with.
The other nine have to do with Ripper.
[Hey, you.]
Isabella Marie Swan Ø "Pattern"
bellfounding
[I had J pick out a sample of the emails - there are way more than I've read. Some of the emails are from your fans, since I have a public address and you don't. They want to know if that was really you, tell you that you looked hot in the pictures they saw, one person likes both you and that Celtic metal band and wants you to join them. People who don't know who you are want to know who you are, several of them are confused about your gender and consequently my orientation, one person is raving incoherently about how she can get an entrez to the fancy royal wedding she is presuming is in the works.]