Elizabeth's house is within walking distance. Bella goes over to it the following day, after lunch, carrying two extra clumsily-frosted but perfectly baked cupcakes in her hands and notebooks in her backpack.
"As opposed to having to have a babysitter. He wouldn't leave me alone when I was eight, but he started doing it sometimes when I was nine and I didn't burn down the house or get murdered, so now he'll go in to work and just call me sometimes. He knows I'm here," Bella adds responsibly.
"You could've meant that you think it makes sense for Charlie to act like there'll be a huge disaster if you're home alone because he really doesn't want your house to burn down. Or you could've meant that you really don't want your house to burn down, so you're okay with extra rules to make sure it doesn't happen, if he thinks you need them. Do you see the difference?"
"I don't think I exactly meant either of those things. Something in between. It makes sense for Charlie to act like that, and it doesn't much bother me that he does, because I agree that it'd be bad if the house burned down. If I didn't agree that it would be really bad - worse than it being inconvenient in the way it is - then I would resent it, but I do agree. If it was more inconvenient or less bad then I wouldn't."
"Well, monarchs are mostly good as long as they don't start doing actually evil things, as near as I can tell. That's what the problem always seems to be with kings and queens in history, is that they started being terrible to people of different religions or going on badly informed witch hunts or taking money they didn't really need or something. I wouldn't do that, I would want a nice happy well-managed country that I could be proud of."
"It would probably depend on the country, I guess. Maybe I would keep around an evil vizier specifically so whenever he told me to do something I could come up with exactly what about his idea was bad, and put not to do it in the constitution," she suggests, mostly facetiously.
"Well, it's either true or not true, and you either know it or you don't, and I don't think you being evil affects those odds either way - I don't think evil people know more or fewer things, or that you being evil would make it likelier or less likely that there's a way to find out about it for sure or vice versa. Well, maybe vice versa, if there were a way to find out and you knew it and decided not to be evil since somebody could find out if you were, but that's not a very big slice of maybe. But whether it's true or not and whether you know or not, you would want me to think I couldn't know for sure, if you were actually evil. ...No, that's not quite right, is it, because maybe you could make up a test and then pass it, so I take it back."
"I'd have to look in old notebooks for really accurate reconstructions of cases... Renée said it once when she explained why we have secret ballots. I said that they only worked for their stated purpose if the people who might be bullied into voting certain ways really believed they weren't being watched and it just being against the law to watch them might not work completely. Or something like that. I'd have to look it up."
"Then why did she even tell me about why we have secret ballots? The horrible things about that are pretty obvious. And if she'd just patted me on the head and said 'never you mind' then I might have been mad but I couldn't have done a whole lot about it if no grownups were willing to tell me."
"I could look ten years old forever, but I couldn't be ten years old forever," says Bella. "I suppose my brain could quit growing, which would be bad, but as long as I could still learn things it wouldn't be all that bad. And I would have forever to figure out how to not look ten, if that was a drawback of however I was immortal that needed to be fixed."
"I mean 'be' as in physically, not chronologically. Looking ten years old would be the thing that'd confuse people, but only because they'd be assuming that you'd only lived for ten years and your brain and body worked like a ten-year-old's. Probably if your brain and body worked like a ten-year-old's forever, people would want you to keep being all cute and innocent and stuff even when they found out how old you really were; I don't know how they'd feel about it if you were an adult who just looked ten."
"I don't think anyone really knows how much of ten year old brains working different is because they need to physically grow more and how much of it is because the people who live in them have all only been around for ten years," says Bella thoughtfully. "I mean - how would you check?"
Bella closes her eyes. "Uuuum, last year we had to do group projects in English with assigned partners and mine wouldn't do any work and the teacher didn't believe me. I'm not sure whether the right place to solve it would be with the teacher or the other kids though."
"She said that part of the assignment was teamwork, and that if I couldn't work with my team I needed to 'cultivate those skills', and that she was sure they weren't really going to sabotage our project because their grade depended on it too, and that if I kept complaining no one would want to work with me when we did get to choose groups."
"One of them didn't care about his grade at all and outright didn't want to do anything but sign his name and pretend we'd all worked together, and the other one was either trying or pretending to but she always forgot or had other things she thought were more important come up."
"I'm a little worried that the teacher is going to be stupid at more kids than she would have been because of that, but I don't have any clever ideas about it. I guess maybe when I'm eighteen I can go tell her off once I am magically able to have worthwhile opinions." She waves her hands to accompany the last clause.
"It's possible," she agrees. "But mostly, if you're trying, you can eventually tell. People who are like that are trying really hard not to tell, because it's more important to them to feel like they're right, or have everybody agree that they're right, than to actually be right. Or because they're just so sure about something that they can't face being proved wrong."
"Depends on the country, of course. And what the rest of the world's doing. I mean, I'd run it well, obviously, but there are a lot of different ways 'well' can go. And a lot of different ways to be able to run a country. The President of the United States has a very different job from the Queen of Fairyland."
"No. But people like explanations. So one person makes up an explanation for something that they think fits, and tells it to all their friends, and their friends each have their own interpretations, and they tell those to more people, and a while later you have a bunch of myths."
"Renée treats it like a hobby and not like a fact. It's not my hobby but I think that's pretty harmless. I think Charlie just doesn't want to deal with the hassle of coming up with a way to be that doesn't have anything written on that line in the metaphorical paperwork."
Bella looks at another fairy tale, and proceeds to rip its internal logic to shreds and do her best to "sensify it".
By the time it has been sensified: "Now it's completely different. It reminds me of a supposedly true story Charlie told me one time. When he was like our age there was this rich family that lived in that huge abandoned house by the edge of town, do you know it? And they had a kid who was about Charlie's age. And the kid totally vanished one day and was never found or attempted to be ransomed or anything at all and eventually the parents moved away and nobody knows what happened to the kid."