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the cat
Robin Merryweather
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"Hmm. All right," says Robin.
She sits down on the floor of the garage, in a spot with plenty of room, and thinks about the Panthera genus. Lion, tiger, jaguar, leopard. Leopard, lion, tiger, jaguar. Jaguar, tiger, leopard, lion. Tigers and jaguars leopards with their camouflage patterns, and lions with their tufted tails; jaguars with their incredibly strong jaws; leopards with their stealth and speed and climbing prowess; tigers and jaguars with their willingness to swim; lions with their companionable nature and their height; tigers with their massive builds.
She keeps thinking until she's sure she has it, something more than just a daydream of a four-way Panthera hybrid: the sense in her mind of a huge feline with a short amber coat, lightly spotted with darker rosettes, built to run and climb and swim and bite and play.
Then she morphs.
She sits down on the floor of the garage, in a spot with plenty of room, and thinks about the Panthera genus. Lion, tiger, jaguar, leopard. Leopard, lion, tiger, jaguar. Jaguar, tiger, leopard, lion. Tigers and jaguars leopards with their camouflage patterns, and lions with their tufted tails; jaguars with their incredibly strong jaws; leopards with their stealth and speed and climbing prowess; tigers and jaguars with their willingness to swim; lions with their companionable nature and their height; tigers with their massive builds.
She keeps thinking until she's sure she has it, something more than just a daydream of a four-way Panthera hybrid: the sense in her mind of a huge feline with a short amber coat, lightly spotted with darker rosettes, built to run and climb and swim and bite and play.
Then she morphs.
Robin Merryweather
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<Yep,> she says smugly. <This is a hybrid of four different closely related species. Nice, isn't it?>
She curls up to inspect her own tail, which is very faintly striped. No tuft. Nicely fluffy, though.
Then she pauses, tail flicking, and stretches up on her hind legs to reach her paws toward the ceiling.
<Wow. I'm bigger than I expected,> she says as she drops down to put all four paws back on the concrete. <It must be something about the hybrid genetics. I knew some lion/tiger hybrids got pretty big, but I think I might be even bigger. This morph could be really, really useful.>
She curls up to inspect her own tail, which is very faintly striped. No tuft. Nicely fluffy, though.
Then she pauses, tail flicking, and stretches up on her hind legs to reach her paws toward the ceiling.
<Wow. I'm bigger than I expected,> she says as she drops down to put all four paws back on the concrete. <It must be something about the hybrid genetics. I knew some lion/tiger hybrids got pretty big, but I think I might be even bigger. This morph could be really, really useful.>
morphbox
morphbox
Ax starts tapping his fingers together in what may be a thoughtful gesture. <As far as I know. I don't remember the total number from my home, and at any rate a new bacterium was discovered only fifteen years ago, so perhaps my knowledge is out of date, but Earth distinctly stands out in this respect.>
Robin Merryweather
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"Right," says Robin, "that would be adorable - I'm not saying run your imaginary zoo with no baby pandas allowed, I'm just saying, the easiest way not to go overboard on something is to make it somebody else's job. No pestering the staff to send the snow leopard and the clouded leopard on a date."
Robin Merryweather
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"...Hard to explain," she says, "although Ax told it to me just fine, so maybe it's just easier done than said. You have to sort of - when you morph just one thing, you know how you think about it first? Think about all the morphs you want to combine. And just... push them together in your head. You're supposed to be able to control the result, but I didn't do a great job of that."
Isabella Marie Swan ӝ "Butterfly"
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"Ax is all set, Charlie and Trouble can probably risk it if they fly someplace no one would expect them to turn up - not here for Charlie, not in Phoenix for Trouble, ideally someplace completely elsewise for both of them - and aren't conspicuous finding people to sit next to briefly at the bus stop or whatever."
Isabella Marie Swan ӝ "Butterfly"
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"And then maybe Charlie - I mean, Dad, sorry - pretends to be an illegal immigrant or that he lost all his ID in a house fire and his parents believed that Social Security numbers were the mark of the beast, and washes dishes or something and rents an apartment. Not really seeing you settling comfortably into the pigeon lifestyle, Dad."
Isabella Marie Swan ӝ "Butterfly"
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"Do you have whole or partial corpses lying around somewhere unguarded where it won't be obvious someone has been digging them up? Charlie says the local morgue would be too easy for him to get caught in - if someone legally alive and officially present were found in there it'd be fairly easy to paper over, but the place does have cops around."
Robin Merryweather
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"Well - I hadn't got as far as details, I just sort of put 'morph powers', 'nighttime' and 'digging' together in my head and gave them a shake," she says. "I mean, no one accuses earthworms of grave robbing, do they? But I don't actually know what kind of creatures would be good for the job - we might even need several. And it'd be nasty work, and we don't actually know how big a piece we'd need to acquire from, or how fresh it'd have to be..."
Isabella Marie Swan ӝ "Butterfly"
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"The casket seems like it'd get in the way of a mole or whatever, and I don't want to disturb enough earth to make it clear that someone has, in fact, been digging up dead people. I'd rather figure out how raccoons or something could go about robbing a blood bank, if we decide it's too risky to send Charlie and Trouble flying to Las Vegas to acquire drunks."
Isabella Marie Swan ӝ "Butterfly"
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"If Trouble or Charlie screw up in Las Vegas or wherever, then there will be an unsubstantiable report of someone who's supposed to be dead - and screwing up that badly is very unlikely; do you read obituaries from out of state and memorize the associated photographs and bother to tell anyone if you spot them, in the dark, while buzzed? If we screw up as mosquitoes we're dead - or, potentially even worse, maybe half-swatted and trying to demorph in front of somebody who we really should not be demorphing in front of."
Robin Merryweather
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Robin shrugs. "I don't necessarily mean we should use mosquitoes for this. But who says this is going to be the only time we'll want to acquire somebody we might not be able to just walk up to? Or something. Maybe someday we'll want to acquire an animal from a zoo we can't break into, or something wild we couldn't get close to easily. I think it's worth finding out if we could use mosquitoes in those kinds of situations, and maybe even figuring out how to do it. And if not mosquitoes, I want to know if there's something else that's small and drinks blood that would work better."
Trouble
aeskhyne
A feline of some kind - tall for a housecat, small for most other things, with long luxurious fur in a pale grey-brown with black spots, and a creamy off-white underbelly - slinks into the room, tail held high.
<Look how cute I am!> says Trouble. <Aren't I the cutest?>
He butts his head against Robin's knee.
<Look how cute I am!> says Trouble. <Aren't I the cutest?>
He butts his head against Robin's knee.
Isabella Marie Swan ӝ "Butterfly"
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"You are," she agrees. "So before you came in, we were talking about how to get you and Charlie generic human morphs while you're supposed to be dead, and the going plan - given that there are many unknowns and severe risks associated with graverobbing and mosquito vomit - is that you fly to Las Vegas and acquire unsupervised drunk people."
Trouble
aeskhyne
Trouble purrs and wriggles, snuggling into Andi's arms.
<Maybe you should've included pictures,> he says. <Mickey Mouse - actual mouse.>
The one is bipedal, two-dimensional, with the iconic round-eared silhouette and white-gloved hands; the other is tiny, furry, and white. There isn't much of a resemblance. Sending the images takes some concentration, but they come through clearly.
<Maybe you should've included pictures,> he says. <Mickey Mouse - actual mouse.>
The one is bipedal, two-dimensional, with the iconic round-eared silhouette and white-gloved hands; the other is tiny, furry, and white. There isn't much of a resemblance. Sending the images takes some concentration, but they come through clearly.