New kid shows up at the high school the next day. Hello, the high school. Hello, the students in the high school.
Hello, Jessica.
Jessica's very talkative. It's almost hypnotic.
"So what's Arizona like?"
"Well, sunnier."
"I bet! Wow, have you ever seen snow before?"
"On TV."
"Ha ha ha! Oh man is everybody really tan? Do you hang out at the pool all year round ogling boys?"
"I'm a little too gay to ogle boys."
"Oh! Oh wow. Okay. So um, I know this is a really small town, but guess what?" says Jessica.
"What?" asks Bella.
"We actually have a lesbian here! HEY SOLVEI!" Jessica hollers across the entire cafeteria.
Of all things, she actually dips a small curtsy. And makes it look not only graceful but natural and ordinary, like curtsying is just a thing you do when you meet cute girls. Her knee-length skirt swishes.
Bella thinks that's adorable. "And of course our mutual lesbianhood is all we need to know. We're like oxygen atoms that way. Oxygen atoms who can only complete their reactions in Canada, but still. But since I have somehow learned your name apart from 'fellow lesbian' I might as well introduce myself, I'm Bella."
"No coconut today. White chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate; hazelnut, pecan, orange, cinnamon," she says, indicating the three rows and four columns that divide the array of truffles into rectangular sections. "Some combinations turned out better than others, but that's the nature of experimentation."
Solvei waves hi from her seat at the back of the room.
"One doesn't technically need fancy candy-making equipment. I can bring everything, anyway. Unless you want to do it at my place, but Ghys makes such a production out of it if I'm having anybody over - I mean, requiring two days' notice so she can have a cleaning service in to clean the whole house before and after, inspecting all the bookshelves to make sure everything is shelved correctly, the works - it's just not worth it unless I'm inviting the whole school."
"Oh, here—" and she writes down a grocery list in her obnoxiously beautiful handwriting. "Pick whichever ones you feel like out of the flavourings section, I will not be disappointed if I show up and you are missing chopped hazelnuts and orange oil. And if there's anything you want and can't find, let me know and I'll bring some." She adds her phone number to the page, detaches it from her notebook, and hands it over.
"I live with my dad because my mom remarried. The guy's fine, it's just he's a baseball player and would be traveling around all the time and she'd rather go along than stay put to look after me. Insofar as I require looking after. So, I have this serviceable dad, why not live there for the last year and a half of my tenure as a high schooler."
"Hey, I offered," she points out. "No, it's not that. It's - this is kind of awkward, actually, but I am not in fact a lesbian. I'm bi, if anything. It's just that I don't want to date any of the boys in Forks, whereas ninety percent of the boys in Forks apparently want to date me, and a few months after I moved here there was this one guy who just would not give up so I finally told Jessica I'm very very gay and after this went out with the morning news most of them found other girls to pester, Mike included. But I'm beginning to regret it because now the only guys who bother me are the kind of guys who bother lesbians, and that gets uncomfortable fast."
"Thank you. Larry asks me out to every single school dance, but he's very polite about it, I don't mind him all that much. It's Jack and George who are making me regret my choices. George is taking the 'but how do you know you don't like boys until you try one' angle, with accompanying rude comments, and Jack keeps trying to get me alone. Like, not in a way I could go to an authority figure over, but very much in a way that makes me want to stay far far away from him."
As Solvei shoulders her backpack and heads for the mansion, she is greeted at the door by someone who might plausibly be her aunt Ghyslaine - a stunningly beautiful woman who doesn't look a day over twenty. Not much of a family resemblance. Maybe the relation is by marriage. They hug and go inside, chatting in their unidentified non-English language.
On Friday, while the remaining truffles from the afternoon's lesson are getting passed around, Jack suggests to Solvei that she might want to come with him "and some friends" (suspiciously unspecified friends) to see a movie. (A suspiciously unspecified movie.)
"She has plans," puts in Bella.
"Yeah?" asks Jack, unconvinced.
"She's coming to my house to teach me to make fudge and watch various film adaptations of Pride and Prejudice," says Bella flatly.
Jack looks at her. Then he takes an extra truffle and leaves them alone.
"So," says Bella, "I have several film adaptations of Pride and Prejudice, do you want to watch them with me and teach me to make fudge."
Solvei turns to look at her.
Ghyslaine frowns slightly.
Solvei's expression turns slightly pleading, just around the eyes.
Ghyslaine nods.
All this having passed in only a second or two, Solvei says firmly, "Then I guess I'm going to go visit my girlfriend in the hospital."
She collects appropriate permissions. Her aunt drives her to the hospital, and walks with her to the waiting room, and then steps out.
"No, I'd rather celebrate not being lacerated by also not being punctured. I don't think medical science knows squat on this one. I'd love to let them learn something, but this isn't exactly a research hospital and the stuff they had me hooked up to they said it had nothing except sudden miraculous health, so."
"Well. Congratulations on your miracle," says Solvei. "I guess I can go back to school now. What would you like me to tell the rumour mill? The rumour mill might already be a little confused - somebody suggested to me that I could get permission to go see how you were doing if I told appropriate authorities we were dating."
"I'm - mm, not freaked out about being not dead. I'm freaked out about being subject to unexpected processes. Like, if there was an explanation, even if that explanation was 'and then someone went and got you a flagon of water from the healing fountain down the street', that would be fine, but - nothing."
Where she wants to go is, apparently, to a specific page on the website of a small museum in Thule dedicated to the history of the Thulian aristocracy.
The page shows a portrait. The caption on the picture reads, in both English and Thulic (although Bella's browser displays the Thulic alphabet as a bunch of character-not-supported squares):
Anastasia Koskin; her husband Claude; their daughter Solvei — 1815
Anastasia is a strong-jawed white woman with long black hair and piercing grey eyes. Claude is a black man with short hair and a gentle smile. Solvei... is Solvei. The person in this portrait painted in 1815 and the person sitting next to Bella are the same person. They're even almost the same age - the Solvei in the picture is maybe just a little younger.
Her body language is all different now. Movements more precise, expression less - charismatic. It would be reasonable for Solvei to look uncomfortable and withdrawn right now but she would look it in a more Solvei sort of way, and she isn't.
But then, apparently she's a very good mimic.
"The museum webpage doesn't get into it - I looked for one that did, couldn't find anything - but when Stasya Koskin was a teenager she had this scandalous semi-secret affair with Ghyslaine Royer, who was also a jarl's daughter so at least they didn't have class coming between them but they were both jarls' daughters, and this was the seventeen-somethings, so it still didn't go over well. And - well - a lot of things happened, but particularly, the Koskins all died in an assassinatory fire when I—when Solvei was sixteen. And Ghys was really broken up about it. And Ghys is immortal and has magic, and it was fairly recently that the idea of cloning became part of the public consciousness, and when it did she cloned Solvei Koskin. And got me."
She is quiet for a moment, and very still, perhaps gathering courage.
"Ghyslaine Royer was - violently in love with Stasya Koskin. These days the phrase would be 'stalker ex'. That much you can get from a close reading of the history books. The part that's not in the books is, when Stasya had a kid, and the kid grew up... Ghys fell for her a little too. And. She had to settle for cloning me—cloning Solvei, there wasn't enough left of Stasya to get a clean gene sample. But. I'm a very good mimic. I don't just - when I'm being Solvei I'm being Solvei, it's not just acting, or it's acting with my brain as well as my body - she needed me to get it perfect - but a properly perfect Solvei would've hated her - that's where my ignore function comes from, I have to be very very good at editing my Solvei's reality, because what Ghyslaine really wants is a Solvei who will be her niece in public and her - her lover in private, and who she can hurt when she feels like it and not have to deal with her being inconveniently traumatized afterward."
"Ghys does have magic enemies but they actually manage to be even worse than she is," she murmurs. "Sort of - floating pocket dimensions of evil that make the people around them suffer and die. If you hear about a weird mass suicide it was probably a witch. She kills them and, I don't know the details exactly, eats them to power her magic? This may actually make her a force for good in the world on balance, but I don't usually manage to find that comforting."
"Yeah. Not that often unless she's using a lot of magic. I don't have an exact count because sometimes she goes to big cities for other reasons, but maybe once every two or three weeks on average? And I don't know how much of that is killing witches and how much is just - scouting for them."
"I've tried to run away before. I've. Stopped trying," she murmurs. "It never ends well. If I just do everything she wants me to all the time, and be the exact version of Solvei that she wants at any given moment, then she lets me go to school and visit friends and I get to spend most of my time being a version of Solvei whose life is completely fine."
"Some kind of wish-granting genie thing. That only appears to teenage girls. She keeps going back and forth on whether she wants to introduce me to it. I think you only get one wish per teenage girl, because I know what she wants me to use mine for and it's resurrecting Stasya Koskin, and I think if I got more wishes than that she'd have uses for them too."
"There's a shortage of people who know I exist and need to call me something. I - this will no doubt sound scintillatingly crazy, but - I talk to Solvei sometimes, and she's tried to think of something to call me, but neither of us came up with anything that really stuck."
"So, like, I have been friends with Solvei, and now this is sort of weird, and apparently my life was saved by an evil person with magical powers and that is also weird, and apart from sort of noting those things the rest of my brain is all I want magic powers so bad."
Well, says Kyubey, you both have the potential to become magical girls! Working together could help you, too. I can only read thoughts that are directed at me. And a wish can be anything! But I'm not allowed to offer any suggestions, and when you contract for whatever you most wish for, you agree to become a magical girl, and fight witches.
Puella magi is the Latin, it suggests. Well, some of them last for a very long time, if they're clever about how they use their magic. It all depends a lot on strategy and talent. A reckless puella magi who finds herself far away from more witches to hunt, or picks fights with other magical girls that she can't win and then won't back down, or who has very little ability in combat and winds up fighting a powerful witch alone, is going to be in trouble. But a careful puella magi will live much longer than a normal human.
"I mean, if I had a dead child my answer to this question would very likely be 'my dead child, please'. As it is I'm thinking maybe I should take out a disease. Malaria kills a lot of people but it might be fixable with standard methods; cancer's more intractable. Can I make the entire human species immune to cancer forever?"
"Curing cancer does kind of sound... big," she muses. "Like, all cancer everywhere for everyone. The power to make these wishes comes from somewhere, right? So you're not a big enough power generator to get all the cancer, but maybe you can get something just as good if you figure out the right angle. Here's your lever, now find a place to stand, sort of thing."
"I guess a lot of what I wind up wishing for depends on what the subsequent magical powers are like. Apparently they include miraculous healings... but probably not in a usefully mass-producible way even if I went and did it in front of the entire staff of the NIH..."
"I'm wondering if I can wish for extra magic powers on top of the magic powers everybody gets. Because that's probably more useful than just wishing for one single thing to happen, if the single thing has to be substantially smaller than eradicating cancer. But I don't know exactly what magic powers everybody gets and I don't know how much it costs to add more, and I can't think of anything obvious that I could kill Ghyslaine with and put to good use afterward for things other than murder."
(Bella writes.) "And if there are a ton of puella magi out there and they don't like competition do we need to worry about defense? Especially if telepathy is a thing - a cheap thing that it can do anytime as long as it thinks we might take its contract - that indicates that scarier things might also, uh, be things."
"If Ghys had mind control - well, if Ghys had mind control that was any good at all - I wouldn't be here. Nor plotting to kill her. She does have this trick where she kind of... draws people's attention, but it doesn't - I spend enough time messing with my own head, I'd know if somebody else was doing it too. The fascinator trick doesn't have lasting effects."
"I feel like, if serious mind control was available, she'd probably have it. But that doesn't mean it's impossible for her not to have thought of it, or decided she wanted what she's got more than she wanted it, or whatever. As for whether I'm mysteriously immune to mind control because of one of the many ways my brain is screwed up - who knows. It's not like there's a good way to test it. I guess the fact that I haven't noticed Ghys mind-controlling anyone else is a little suggestive. Like, Stasya Koskin broke up with her and stayed that way."
"Yeah. But Ghys might keep tabs on its whereabouts, so probably shouldn't ask it to come running every time we think of something. Maybe 'if the answers to these questions shake out right I know what I'm wishing' as a threshold unless we already have the furball around."
But when the fudge is all gone, she vanishes mysteriously.
She wants a quiet place to sit and think.
There's a niche between two wings of a building that should suit. Unlikely for anyone to find her there. She tucks herself into the very back, sits against a wall in the deepest available shadow, wraps her arms around her knees, and closes her eyes.
And, outwardly still and silent, she retreats to her imagination for a chat.
The inward Solvei crosses her arms and looks at the inward other-self. "Okay, Sis. Down to business. What do you want?"
In their imagination, Solvei nods consideringly. "Yeah. Or if we can figure out a superpower that is useful for both murder and non-murder. Some kind of 'killing things with our mind', but what kind of killing things specifically? Or maybe that's not the right direction at all - how does magical girl power work exactly? Could we get some kind of magic-stealing power—? The positive applications there are admittedly limited, but..."
"Minding my own business," she answers. "It's a fun hobby. I recommend it."
...and maybe that was not, strictly speaking, the best thing she could possibly have said.
She dodges, as much as is possible in this limited space, and snarls wordlessly. Too afraid, too caught in the moment, to make a clever retort or engineer an escape (or recalculate her personality and find a way to smooth it over).
But Solvei would never just skip half a day of class for no reason at all.
But she can't go to class, she just came within a hair's breadth of outright trying to kill a guy, she is not safe to be around right now.
She can at least get out of this niche and find a different place to be isolated where running away will be a feasible option if somebody gets in her space.
She walks away, paying close attention to her surroundings.
She wishes she could talk to Solvei again, but no, bad idea, that's what got her into this mess in the first place. Just because school lacks the specific threat of Ghyslaine doesn't make it a safe place to let down her guard. If she finds somewhere quiet to sit and collect her thoughts and ask herself for advice, who knows who'll decide to bother her next. Nowhere and nothing is safe.
"Sure, go for it," she says. "My actual problem is that I was an idiot and went off to a quiet corner to talk to myself, the trouble with corners being that people can corner you in them, and Jack found me, and he kept trying to touch me and I freaked out and punched him in the face."
Ghyslaine asks her what's wrong.
She tries to laugh it off, but Ghys is concerned, and of course Solvei wouldn't keep this sort of thing a secret from her beloved aunt, and Ghyslaine cannot be allowed to suspect anything. So she preserves the bare bones of the story and downplays both the violence and the strength of her reaction, and emphasizes that she's fine, really, it only shook her up a little, she isn't hurt and there's nothing to worry about.
And then the call ends and she has plenty of time to fret about her beloved aunt's potential reactions before the last class of the day finishes and she can go home with Bella.
"Nowhere safe to sit and think, and I had to do a perfect Solvei anyway to call Ghyslaine and tell her I was going to your house, and I was too rattled to be an un-rattled Solvei so she noticed something was wrong and I had to tell her that a guy was bothering me and she wouldn't leave me alone until I told her his name and I did my best but she's certainly thinking about murdering him and for all I know she might actually do it, and he doesn't deserve that just for being a creep, I almost murdered him when he had me cornered and wouldn't let me go, apparently that's what I'm good for when I'm not being Solvei, 'be miserable and nearly kill people', what a wonderful legacy, I hate myself."
"I should put that on business cards. Solvei Koskin: Surprisingly Helpful. No but seriously, I know that, circumstances being what they are, it would probably help if you were some kind of flawless secret agent, but what you are is a traumatized teenage girl so that's what we need to work with. And I'm sure you'll develop hobbies besides misery and murder once you've had more than a few hours of being yourself to develop them in. Come on, if I was out there knowing the things you know, I'd be miserable all the time too. As an aside, if we ever learn to drive, you should think about getting a bumper sticker that says 'my other personality is bipolar'."
With a slightly unsettled but generally much happier expression, she goes to see what Bella's up to.
"Me neither. I thought of some things I wanted to ask it, though. How magic works, whether it's possible to steal all of somebody's magic power and use it for yourself, whether I can get Ghyslaine dead and Solvei resurrected in the same wish. How about you? What's your question list looking like?"
"Let me look at my notes." Bella fridges the steak and washes her hands and goes and gets her notebook; she writes down these questions. "To what extent does wording matter," she reads, "I want to see if I can get it to divulge some wishes it's granted in the past or if that counts as suggestions, could I accomplish the effect of eradicating say cancer if I did more of my own detail work somehow, is 'luck' a coherent thing and if so how much of it can I throw around, how common and how nasty-at-the-ceiling is mind magic, to what extent can furball deploy these magical gifts on a smaller scale without a girl powering them, how old is too old and how soon, if at all, will it get sick of waiting for me to think of something and run off to a more reckless prospect, can I set up an emergency wish that will go through at the last minute if I'm hit by a car again or something and nobody's coming to save me, which laws of physics are optional, is this all ultimately actually magic or is it just sufficiently advanced technology, and also may I pet its fluffy tail."
"And about how magic works," she adds, thinking aloud, "I know the gem thing is a weakness but I don't know how much of one, if I could wish for a superpower that would let me get it away from her and smash it or something then I'd still be going around with 'teleport small objects' or whatever afterward and that'd be plenty useful, but that only works if teleporting and smashing her small object is a really reliable way to take all her magic away and/or kill her."
Bella writes that down. "Good question. A bonus permanent superpower is definitely the sort of thing I might downgrade to if I give up on massive positive effects on the world as a whole for magic-oomph-reasons. I wonder how many people just wish for something within their capacities first thing without thinking about it?"
"Because when we were talking on the couch one of the jokes she made to cheer me up was that I should get a bumper sticker that says 'my other personality is bipolar', because she's so—Solvei, we are in fact pretty sure she tends in that direction even if neither of us feels like trying to get her diagnosed."
She calls Ghys and talks to her in Thulic. Ghys is glad she seems to be feeling better now. Ghys asks her just what she expects to be doing at this sleepover. Solvei giggles and protests innocence. The call ends.
"Well, she felt the need to make a dirty joke about it, but she's not suspicious and she's not upset and I'm allowed to stay over, so let's call that a win."
"I'm not usually this social," says Bella. "Nor have this much contact with the teenage social scene in Forks, since in the past I've only been here summers. So I wasn't sure how he'd jump - before I came out the rule was boys, but the stated justification was that they could get me pregnant, and he didn't update it till now."
"Yeah. But it would be nice if we could have the behind-closed-doors kind of conversation even when he was home. What with all the magic going around. ...I wonder what the reproductive status of magical girls is in general? I mean, Ghyslaine looks the same age now that she did in 1801, something is clearly going on with her biology..."
Magical girls can do a lot of different things if they pay the cost to their soul gems to do it. They can change and move objects that are near them, and create weapons of their signature style to fight witches, and heal, and make their bodies faster and stronger and more agile than a normal human's body.
"I'm working on it." Bella consults her list, checks a couple things off, notes her answers - "To what extent can we compensate for lower magical power by doing all our own detail work? Like, I can't cure cancer, but if I made a - healing themed wish, and then spent a lot of time in oncology wards, I could make a bit of a dent. Is there anything in between I could do by being more specific or handling some of the implementation by hand...?"
Luck is not as much an effect you get as a lot of effects you would need to keep getting. Once you've made your wish you will be able to do things like affect dice, if you're close enough, but only physically. I use a combination of magic and science, but the wishes in particular are almost all magic and so is everything puella magi can do.
It depends a lot on how her wish is shaped. Outright mind control is possible, but only when your soul is still in your body, so once you're a magical girl you'll be safe from that. And it's not something most magical girls could do at all, or at least not efficiently, if they wished for something else.
Most magic doesn't exactly ignore the laws of physics. It changes the things that physics are acting on. If you use telekinesis to pick up a rock, as soon as you stop using magic the rock will fall normally. It won't be very light forever, or float in place. If you transmute something into something else, then the laws of physics will work, they'll just work for whatever the new material is. Other things, like witches' barriers that they hide themselves in, or invisibility, ignore things like space contiguity and how light is supposed to behave, but usually wishes and puella magi magic use can go on without strictly ignoring any physics. Girls in their second stage of development have more usable emotions to brighten their soul gems. It's pretty confusing to me too, but that's how it always seems to work.
"If I had a wish in mind already that was at all reasonable to tack 'and also hear everything Kyubey ever says to anyone' onto, I could see trying to get it as a rider," says Solvei. "I'm pretty sure Ghyslaine doesn't have that because, as we've implied before, she would've killed us already. And I'm likewise pretty sure she doesn't have general mind-reading. But someone else could, and that would be much less dangerous for us but still wouldn't be ideal."
"That sounds like a weirdly small number given how many people there are in the world. I guess I don't know how many of those are teenage girls exactly - but it's got to be a bunch - or how many have magical potential, or how much attrition there is from killing each other over resources... it does kinda suggest there isn't a thriving community of immortal magical allies going strong somewhere, or at least not a very big one."
And via verified-more-or-less-secure telepathy:
I don't plan to get any of us killed in a magic gang war! —So Kyubey, regarding magical powers I could wish for. How accurately can I know in advance how good they're going to be? If I wanted telekinesis, or some kind of teleport-small-objects power, or something for stealth, and I asked you, could you tell me things like how effective my invisibility would be against other magical girls or whether I could get the ability to teleport Ghyslaine's soul gem from our house into the ocean?
...My emergency wish, if I make one. Does it need to include healing myself or can I just wait for Solvei to do that? asks Bella. Since you'll be taking my soul out and putting it in a gem anyway. I mean, is there irrecoverable damage that could happen to my body?
You know, muses Solvei, if we're really going to be properly immortal, and really intend to stay that way, we're going to have what I might call an... incentives problem. Since magical girls run on witch byproducts, and witches are 'born of the despair in people's hearts'. What happens thousands of years from now when we've engineered a despair-free future? Do we then run out of power and die? Are we going to need some kind of, of consensually operated despair farm? I mean, not that I'm going to let these concerns dissuade me from solving the immediate problem, but it's something to think about.
You know what, if I spend thousands of years engineering a despair-free future and then something I need to live is obsolete and for whatever reason I can't be a computer upload or something instead to address that problem, this is still really competitive with all other options on the table.
Yeah, of course, but then you end up in a position where you require the side effects of despair in order to live, and that's not the best position from which to engineer a despair-free future, I don't think. Like I said, I'm not about to let that stop me. But I'd rather notice it and point it out than let it pass me by and end up surprised by the conflict later. Pause. Also, Sis volunteers for the consensually operated despair farm.
We could probably unify 'steal all of her magic' and 'give ourselves a second body' if we tried, but it might be better to go for something more... broadly useful. Having two bodies is not a tremendous magical advantage as magical advantages go, especially if they can't go more than a hundred meters from each other.
Apparently what she will do is think about desirable superpowers some more.
So let's see. We could try to get some kind of telekinesis or small-object-teleportation power to get Ghyslaine's gem away from her before she can do anything to us. We could try to get some kind of stealth or self-teleportation power to sneak up on her. Telekinsesis can also be good for smashing things, I imagine. It would be really nice if we knew in advance which of these things were actually likeliest to work.