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Bella moves. It's uneventful. She's not thrilled with the rain.

New kid shows up at the high school the next day. Hello, the high school. Hello, the students in the high school.

Hello, Jessica.

Jessica's very talkative. It's almost hypnotic.

"So what's Arizona like?"

"Well, sunnier."

"I bet! Wow, have you ever seen snow before?"

"On TV."

"Ha ha ha! Oh man is everybody really tan? Do you hang out at the pool all year round ogling boys?"

"I'm a little too gay to ogle boys."

"Oh! Oh wow. Okay. So um, I know this is a really small town, but guess what?" says Jessica.

"What?" asks Bella.

"We actually have a lesbian here! HEY SOLVEI!" Jessica hollers across the entire cafeteria.
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An improbably tiny girl - she can't be more than five feet tall and may be somewhat less - laughs and excuses herself from her busy table and hauls her lunch over to see why she has been summoned.

"Yes, Jessica?"
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"Guess what!" exclaims Jessica.

"I think what she wants you to guess is that we are both lesbians? Are we both lesbians?" says Bella dryly.

Jessica giggles.
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"I think it's safe to say we are," says Solvei, with a wryly indulgent smile. "Hello, Fellow Lesbian."

Of all things, she actually dips a small curtsy. And makes it look not only graceful but natural and ordinary, like curtsying is just a thing you do when you meet cute girls. Her knee-length skirt swishes.
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Bella thinks that's adorable. "And of course our mutual lesbianhood is all we need to know. We're like oxygen atoms that way. Oxygen atoms who can only complete their reactions in Canada, but still. But since I have somehow learned your name apart from 'fellow lesbian' I might as well introduce myself, I'm Bella."

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"Enchantée," says Solvei. She sets herself and her lunch down at their table. "And what brings you to this fine town, Fellow Lesbian Bella?"

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"Moved in with my dad."

"Her dad is the police chief, you know, Mr. Swan," explains Jessica.
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"Of course. So welcoming you to Forks would be a bit presumptuous of me; I've only lived here since August, myself."

Is that a trace of a foreign accent? It's hard to tell. Hard to place, too, if indeed it is one.
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"I was born here. And have probably spent more time in the town than you, from visiting my dad, albeit you have the advantage in familiarity with the school."

"Solvei's from Thule," explains Jessica. "Originally I mean. She lives with her aunt."

"I see."
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"We have a very nice house annoyingly far out of town," laughs Solvei. "Once in a while I convince Ghys to let me have a big party, and the rest of the time I either visit someone or I make friends with the deer."

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"Are the deer friendly?"

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"Not if they notice you."

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"Your friendships are doomed."

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"I make friends with the deer very stealthily."

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"Sounds to me like you stalk them. Those poor deer. Who will save them."

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"Come now. Would I stalk a deer? Look at this face," she says, with a look of comically exaggerated innocence.

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"I bet you would stalk a deer. And probably put flower garlands on it, too, you monster."

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"How dare you accuse me of such crimes! I am innocent! Innocent, I tell you!"

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"Of all days for me to forget how to perform a citizen's arrest! It had to be this one!"

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Solvei cracks up into helpless giggles.

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Eventually, and a bit wheezily:

"I will enjoy my freedom for another day, it seems."
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"But if I ever catch you frolicking with deer, watch out."

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"No, no. If you catch me frolicking with the deer, then my plan has succeeded and I am no longer stalking them."

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"You'd be frolicking. The deer would be helplessly attempting to escape you, obviously."

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She shakes her head firmly. "Not at all. The frolicking and flower garlands only begin once they have accepted my presence."

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"Through insidious psychological conditioning. Unconscionable."

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"Sitting still for hours on end until they think I am an oddly dressed tree, then bringing them food. The machinery of friendship!"

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"Deception! They will not even know that you are a lesbian. Has it not been explained that this is your most important trait?"

(Does Jessica look like she might have the barest inkling of misstep? ...Nah.)
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"Won't they? Oh, I see, I forgot a step. In between the tree impersonation and the bringing them food, I obviously have to ostentatiously kiss a girl."

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"Ah, that makes everything all right, then."

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"The lack of volunteers has of course been why befriending the deer has been taking me so long."

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"A serious problem. I'm given to understand lesbians are rare around here."

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"So it would appear. Of course, you never know. We could be surrounded by deceivers."

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"Hmmmmm," says Bella, glancing suspiciously at Jessica.

"...I'm straight," says Jessica.

"Of course you are."
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"Of course," agrees Solvei. "And Jessica's word is unfailingly accurate in all things."

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"Ooh, omniscience. Tell us, Jessica, what are next week's Powerball numbers?"

Jessica giggles uncertainly.
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Solvei grins.

And she opens the large nondescript bakery box sitting on her lunch tray next to all the cafeteria food.

"Today's offering is: chocolate truffles!" she says, holding the box out to Jessica and Bella. An assortment of truffles lurk within.
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Jessica takes one, smiling gratefully at Solvei for rescuing her from the Mean Lesbian.

"Ooh, truffles," says Bella. "Do they come with a map?"
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"Alas, no. But you can always ask for directions. I made them myself."

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"All right, what are our options and are any of 'em coconut?"

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"No coconut today. White chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate; hazelnut, pecan, orange, cinnamon," she says, indicating the three rows and four columns that divide the array of truffles into rectangular sections. "Some combinations turned out better than others, but that's the nature of experimentation."

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"All right then." Bella grabs a cinnamon.

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Solvei goes for the intersection of milk chocolate and orange, then picks up the box to start handing out truffles to all and sundry. Judging by the reaction of all and sundry, this is a well-known aspect of the lunchtime routine.

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Spiffy perk of an otherwise uninspiring school. Bella proceeds to class after lunch, pleased. She has biology this period.

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Her Fellow Lesbian also has biology this period! And is the only person in the class without a partner - oddly enough considering her popularity. But that's about to change, since Bella brings the class up to an even number of students.

Solvei waves hi from her seat at the back of the room.
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Bella waves back and plunks down. "Hi. Do you think anyone's going to notice the opportunity for hilarious jokes on the word 'partner'?"

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"That would be rude of them," she says innocently.

Pause.

"So probably."
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Giggle.

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Grin.

Anyway, biology! Solvei isn't much of a notetaker, but she's been doing all the in-class work by herself the whole year and her memory is amazing. She is a good partner to have.
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Witty and academic, wonders never cease. Bella takes notes on the day's lesson and remembers having done some of the same things in a different order in her old school.

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Witty, academic, friendly, and chipper. And noble - apparently she volunteered to be the odd one out so nobody else would have to go partnerless. And she dispenses chocolate at lunchtime. No wonder everyone likes her so much.

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Well, Bella's not going to buck the common thread of appreciating Solvei, here.

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How nice. Solvei does like to be appreciated.

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"Those truffles were great," Bella remarks. "Well, at least the one I had was, for all I know the dark chocolate ones were involved in a horrible accident and now occasionally attempt to fight Superman in some appropriately gimmicky way, but you know."

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"I'm proud of my truffles," says Solvei. "Want to learn how to make them? They're tricky, but fun."

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"Sure! I didn't realize they were homemade."

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"I am a woman of many talents."

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"Does one need fancy candy-making equipment? My dad's kitchen leaves a lot to be desired."

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"One doesn't technically need fancy candy-making equipment. I can bring everything, anyway. Unless you want to do it at my place, but Ghys makes such a production out of it if I'm having anybody over - I mean, requiring two days' notice so she can have a cleaning service in to clean the whole house before and after, inspecting all the bookshelves to make sure everything is shelved correctly, the works - it's just not worth it unless I'm inviting the whole school."

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"Wow, that sounds like a hassle. Probably easier for you to bring stuff."

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"It is an enormous hassle. I will bring stuff. When would you like to schedule your learning experience? I'm free tomorrow, Thursday, and Saturday."

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"Thursday's good. Tomorrow's blocked off for inventorying the kitchen to see if there are any spices left anywhere from last summer and then making a grocery run. What should I pick up for truffles?"

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"Oh, here—" and she writes down a grocery list in her obnoxiously beautiful handwriting. "Pick whichever ones you feel like out of the flavourings section, I will not be disappointed if I show up and you are missing chopped hazelnuts and orange oil. And if there's anything you want and can't find, let me know and I'll bring some." She adds her phone number to the page, detaches it from her notebook, and hands it over.

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"Great, thanks." Bella tucks it into her own notebook.

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Solvei grins.

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And biology ensues!

And the following day Bella goes shopping, and on Thursday in class: "So do you have a car here to follow me home in or should I drive you?"
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"I don't have a car."

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"Okay. I got the really good parking spot today, I'm the ancient station wagon."

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"Lucky you."

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"I've been trying to show up early, I don't like having to pick my way across the parking lot with all the ice."

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"Makes perfect sense."

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"Yeah. I'm not used to it, and this is on top of being klutzy enough to statistically compensate for an entire gymnastics team."

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"Unlucky you."

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"Just a bit."

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"When I was a kid I had fragile bones and anytime I slipped and fell I'd usually break something. This is a problem in Thule. But we moved away and I took a lot of calcium supplements and the meager ice of Forks holds no fear for me."

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"What's Thule like? Do you miss it?"

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"It's gorgeous," she sighs. "I miss the architecture, I miss the landscapes. And just - feeling like I'm home, you know? But Ghys would rather live somewhere firmly below the Arctic Circle, so here we are."

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"Why Forks in particular?"

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"Ghys likes the rain. And there was that old house for sale."

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"Is the place nice? I think I know what house you're talking about but I haven't gone and had a look at it."

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"It took a little fixing up, but we're past that phase now and it's very pretty. In an - American way."

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"Thule would require a glacier in the backyard?"

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Snort.

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"Do you mind if I ask why you live with your aunt?"

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"I mean, I don't mind if you ask, but the answer's a bit depressing. My parents died in a fire when I was a kid."

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"Yikes. I'm sorry."

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She half-smiles. "Thanks."

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"I live with my dad because my mom remarried. The guy's fine, it's just he's a baseball player and would be traveling around all the time and she'd rather go along than stay put to look after me. Insofar as I require looking after. So, I have this serviceable dad, why not live there for the last year and a half of my tenure as a high schooler."

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"Thoroughly reasonable."

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"I like to think so."

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And at some point they do have to start paying attention to class.

Solvei meets Bella at her car after school wearing a backpack presumably filled with truffle paraphernalia.
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And when they and the paraphernalia are in the station wagon Bella drives them to her house. It is small and lived-in and the kitchen is a foundation of bachelor with a veneer of teenager.

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"I see what you meant about your kitchen," Solvei remarks. "Luckily, I came prepared."

So prepared. Look at all that paraphernalia.
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"Wow. I don't even have most of this at Renée's house."

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"I like making truffles! And sweet things in general." (Her lunch handouts since Bella's arrival have been truffles, truffles, and peanut brittle.) "And it causes everyone to love me. Although honestly, sometimes I could maybe do with everyone loving me a little less."

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"Should I not have invited you over for truffles? Is your social calendar overbooked?"

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"Hey, I offered," she points out. "No, it's not that. It's - this is kind of awkward, actually, but I am not in fact a lesbian. I'm bi, if anything. It's just that I don't want to date any of the boys in Forks, whereas ninety percent of the boys in Forks apparently want to date me, and a few months after I moved here there was this one guy who just would not give up so I finally told Jessica I'm very very gay and after this went out with the morning news most of them found other girls to pester, Mike included. But I'm beginning to regret it because now the only guys who bother me are the kind of guys who bother lesbians, and that gets uncomfortable fast."

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"Eugh. I formally offer you the protection of my sexual orientation for all the good it may do you. None of these guys have homed in on me yet, but I'm betting it's only a matter of time, who do I look out for?"

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"Thank you. Larry asks me out to every single school dance, but he's very polite about it, I don't mind him all that much. It's Jack and George who are making me regret my choices. George is taking the 'but how do you know you don't like boys until you try one' angle, with accompanying rude comments, and Jack keeps trying to get me alone. Like, not in a way I could go to an authority figure over, but very much in a way that makes me want to stay far far away from him."

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"Good to have warning. I think my dad can be enlisted for less justification than I'd need for the average authority figure if someone gets seriously creepsome."

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"Well, you'd know better than I would. If I notice Jack getting any creepier, I'll tell you about it."

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"And then my dad can loom at him. ...I mean, for certain values of looming, he's not actually very tall relative to the general adult male population."

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"But better at looming than, say, me."

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"Yes. You aren't really built for looming. You are maybe built for climbing all over somebody and biting them like an angry ferret."

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...Solvei cracks up.

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"I can just see you gnawing on some football player's ankle. Leaving bite marks that read 'lesbian means no'."

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"How," giggle, "how talented of me!"

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"You are a woman of many talents, I'm told."

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Nod nod giggle nod.

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"Anyway. Happier subjects. Prepare to make truffles!"

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"Truffles!"

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Truffles!

They are cute and round and delicious and come in many varieties. Solvei knows at least three methods for creating them; she teaches Bella the simplest.
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For which Bella's only average cooking skills are grateful.

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They successfully produce delicious truffles.

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And eat some!

And give Charlie some when he comes home!
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Solvei is so proud of their truffles. She taught a thing! Bella learned it! The results were tasty!

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Charlie approves, too!

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"Should I give you a ride home?" Bella asks.

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"That would be handy," says Solvei. "I'll call Ghys and let her know."

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"Sure."

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She calls Ghys, and has a short conversation with her that is not in English.

"Ghys reminds me that the house is not fit to be seen by guests, but she says it's fine if you drop me off."
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"Sure. I won't peer into your windows," says Bella. "It's easy to forget you wouldn't have grown up speaking English, your accent's flawless."

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"I have a talent for languages. Plenty of Thulians do learn English growing up, but we mostly learn it from other Thulians who speak it as a second language; it took me a while after we moved the first time to pick up this accent."

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Out to the car they go. "I thought it was really hard to pick up native-quality accents after age, I don't remember, nine, ten?"

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"I was eight," she shrugs.

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"Ah, I see."

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"But I'm also just a really good mimic, I'm pretty sure that helped."

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"Yeah, what else can you mimic?"

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"Oh, just about anything," she shrugs. "Who do you want to hear an impression of?"

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"...Can you do Jessica?"

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Without missing a beat, she utters in spot-in imitation of Jessica, "We actually have lesbians in Forks!"

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Bella cracks up.

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Solvei giggles.

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"Okay, have you known me long enough to do me, I'm curious now."

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She doesn't just put the voice on for this one - she gets the expression and bodily mannerisms down too. "You underestimate my powers if you think I can't do this in two days."

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Bella laughs. "Oh man, that's exactly how I would've put it, too."

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As herself again, "I mean, even if I suddenly became taller and whiter I couldn't impersonate you for long, there's more to a person than just how they talk. But yeah. I do very accurate impressions."

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"It's a very cool ability even if it's impractical for becoming a tiny super-spy."

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"I could totally be an actress, for example."

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"You could! Is that what you wanna do? ...Also you need to be giving me driving directions here."

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Solvei gives driving directions.

"And yeah, I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Actress might end up being it. I don't know."
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"I'm not sure either. Might go for being a doctor, as more or less the boring option. Research probably, not patients."

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"Doctor is the boring option? What's the exciting option?"

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"Politics. More like 'the ACLU' than like 'run for President', though not necessarily much like either one."

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"Huh. Well, good luck."

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"Thanks."

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More directions!

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A house!

"Here you go. Thanks for the candy lesson!"
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"You're welcome! See you!"

As Solvei shoulders her backpack and heads for the mansion, she is greeted at the door by someone who might plausibly be her aunt Ghyslaine - a stunningly beautiful woman who doesn't look a day over twenty. Not much of a family resemblance. Maybe the relation is by marriage. They hug and go inside, chatting in their unidentified non-English language.
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Bella makes minimal assumptions about the kind of aunthood and drives home.

On Friday, while the remaining truffles from the afternoon's lesson are getting passed around, Jack suggests to Solvei that she might want to come with him "and some friends" (suspiciously unspecified friends) to see a movie. (A suspiciously unspecified movie.)
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"No thanks," says Solvei.

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"Come on," says Jack.

"She has plans," puts in Bella.

"Yeah?" asks Jack, unconvinced.

"She's coming to my house to teach me to make fudge and watch various film adaptations of Pride and Prejudice," says Bella flatly.

Jack looks at her. Then he takes an extra truffle and leaves them alone.

"So," says Bella, "I have several film adaptations of Pride and Prejudice, do you want to watch them with me and teach me to make fudge."
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"Sure," says Solvei. "Thanks for the save."

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"You're welcome."

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"See what I mean about him? There's nothing overtly wrong, but..."

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"Oh yeah, I see it."

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"Yeah."

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"Don't go to any movies with him and his extremely vaguely existent friends."

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"I'm not planning to," she agrees.

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"Good. ...Also if you don't like Pride and Prejudice and/or do not know how to make fudge I am open to changes in the details of the plans. Or you could suddenly have to cancel whenever Jack is no longer available to notice this. Whatever."

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"Are you kidding? I would love to teach you to make fudge. And I haven't actually read Pride and Prejudice, or seen any film adaptations for that matter, so I have no basis for judging it yet."

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"You might wanna read the book first."

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"Sure."

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"I don't have a copy on me to loan you, but it's public domain so you could probably get it online if you have decent internet."

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"I'm sure we have a copy. It's the sort of thing Ghys would put on a bookshelf just to have it there even if the genre isn't really her style."

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"That also works."

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"So I will read Pride and Prejudice and then go teach you to make fudge."

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"Great."

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The rest of the day passes uneventfully.

Solvei reads Pride and Prejudice, and shows up at Bella's house on Saturday to teach her to make fudge. Her aunt drops her off.
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"Hi!" says Bella to Ghys, unsure what to call her, as her marital status and for that matter surname are not clear and she isn't sure if she goes by nickname with her niece's friends.

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"Hello," she says. Unlike Solvei, she has a strong accent, vaguely French-ish but not exactly French. "Solette, won't you introduce me to your friend?"

"This is Bella Swan," says Solvei. "Bella, my aunt Ghyslaine Royer."

"It's so nice to meet you," says Ghyslaine.
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"Likewise," says Bella politely.

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"Take care," says Ghyslaine. "Enjoy your fudge."

Solvei nods and waves to her as she drives off.
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"So, I have sugar, and butter," says Bella, letting Solvei into the house. "And vanilla and chocolate and peanut butter, we can make a few kinds?"

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"Sounds perfect!" says Solvei. "And I liked the book all right."

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"Cool. I'll put on the best one first so if we get sick of 'em you'll have seen that." She selects a Pride and Prejudice and puts it on. The first of assorted Misters Darcy begins doing things ardently. Fudge is made.

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Solvei is pleased about the making of fudge. And entertained by the ardent Misters Darcy. Success all round.

Will Charlie be benefiting from his daughter's new hobby yet again?
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Yes he will, once he comes home. He takes some of the peanut butter and pats Bella on the shoulder appreciatively.

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Solvei beams. "You're a pretty great student," she says to Bella. "I will teach you all of my culinary secrets. You can put 'apprentice confectioner' on your resume."

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"I'm sure medical schools nationwide will be very impressed."

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"It's good to have a diverse skillset."

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"I can make poorly thought out gifts of little candy anatomical structures to my fellow students. Here, have an aorta, that sort of thing."

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Snicker. "How charming. They'll love you."

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"No, for love I have to give them an actual heart, an aorta won't cut it."

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"Does this mean I need to teach you how to make candy hearts?"

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"Yes. Gotta be ready."

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"That can be the next step in your apprenticeship, then."

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"Sure. What kind of candy do candy hearts get made of?"

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"I'm thinking of maybe lollipops. The hard part will be finding a mold, but there's molds for nearly anything."

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"You can't just make them out of tinfoil?"

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"If you want to try sculpting an anatomically correct heart mold out of tinfoil, feel free. But it might not hold its shape too well, and your heart would be all crinkly."

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"Heh. On second thought I'll pass on the art project."

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"I will find you heart-shaped candy molds," Solvei promises.

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"We can make both regular lollipops and the chocolate kind."

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"Fun!"

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"And cake pops are a thing, right? Red velvet cake pops."

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"Cake pops are a thing. We can make cake pops."

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"Cool. Three uses is enough to justify the purchase of silly anatomical heart molds, right?"

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"Of course it is."

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"Good."

...om nom fudge.
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Nom nom fudge!

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And then Solvei gets a ride home.

Sunday elapses, and Monday begins.
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Monday's delicious offering is lollipops. Ordinary circular ones, in blue and green and purple and yellow and red.

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Bella takes a purple one.

George declines a lollipop because "it's like sucking dick", mocks his friend who takes one, and tells Solvei that if she likes lollipops he's got one for her to try. He's not particularly restrained in his volume.
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Solvei ignores him completely. As soon as he makes one of his remarks, George temporarily ceases to exist in her universe. Who wants a lollipop?

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Well, not any of the people who heard George's opinion of lollipops and are feeling insecure in their masculinity today.

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Too bad for those people and their inexplicable problem with lollipops.

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But most everyone else wants a lollipop. When Solvei leaves the section of the cafeteria with George in it he decides to compliment her on her ass.

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George is still nonexistent to her, so Solvei has no reaction to that.

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"You've got a very good 'ignore' feature going there," remarks Bella, when the lollipops are disbursed and Solvei's sitting down again.

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"Do I?"

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"Yes. Very impressive. I wish you didn't need it."

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"Me too," she sighs.

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"Alas, teenage boys."

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"Alas."

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The next day, Solvei is late to school.

While she is busy being late to school, Bella finds herself prone on the ice in the path of an out-of-control van.

This doesn't go very well for her.
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She's only about half an hour late, but the parking lot is still a bit of a scene when she gets there.
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Yeah, there's a not inconsiderable amount of blood staining the ice and asphalt and the front of the van and several kids are very alarmed.

"Your girlfriend got hit by a freaking van!" says someone who is unclear on the nature of the relationship between Solvei and Bella.
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"What!" exclaims Solvei. "I mean, we're not dating, but more importantly is she okay?"

Those bloodstains do not look very okay.
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"She's in the hopsital!" says the someone. "I bet if you tell people she's your girlfriend you can get out of class to go see her."

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Ghyslaine is still in the car, well within earshot of this exchange.

Solvei turns to look at her.

Ghyslaine frowns slightly.

Solvei's expression turns slightly pleading, just around the eyes.

Ghyslaine nods.

All this having passed in only a second or two, Solvei says firmly, "Then I guess I'm going to go visit my girlfriend in the hospital."

She collects appropriate permissions. Her aunt drives her to the hospital, and walks with her to the waiting room, and then steps out.
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Charlie's in the waiting room too.

He glances at Solvei.
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"Do you know anything yet?"

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"It doesn't look good. They're working on it."

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Nod.

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Silence.

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Silence.



After about ten minutes of silence she has to get up and go pace the halls for a bit.
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In a hospital room, Bella is stuffed full of IVs and festooned in monitors and then left without direct attention.
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About fifteen minutes after that, Bella quite inexplicably wakes up completely unharmed. The mysterious force that accomplished this feat left no other sign of its presence whatsoever.
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That's. Weird.

Bella... decides to wait in her hospital bed until someone explains to her what the hell.
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And presently someone comes to talk to Charlie softly and show him out of the waiting room.





He comes out with a confused and perfectly healthy Bella walking next to him.
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"Hi, Solvei. Look, it's a miracle."

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"Bella! You're okay! ...What do you mean, a miracle?"

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"Well, uh, literally no one has any idea why I can... breathe, let alone walk... so. Dad, were you invoking the power of prayer, you know how I feel about the power of prayer."

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"No. D'you want to let them keep you for tests, Bells?"

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"No, I'd rather celebrate not being lacerated by also not being punctured. I don't think medical science knows squat on this one. I'd love to let them learn something, but this isn't exactly a research hospital and the stuff they had me hooked up to they said it had nothing except sudden miraculous health, so."

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"Well. Congratulations on your miracle," says Solvei. "I guess I can go back to school now. What would you like me to tell the rumour mill? The rumour mill might already be a little confused - somebody suggested to me that I could get permission to go see how you were doing if I told appropriate authorities we were dating."

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"Tell the rumor mill I'm - going to be back tomorrow, I guess?" says Bella. "Do you suppose the teenage boys will invent new ways to be obnoxious if people think we're dating, and if so will it at least correspondingly reduce their usual obnoxiousness?"

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"I can just imagine what George will say," she snorts. "But I'm up for fake dating if you are. If it doesn't discourage Jack it'll at least provide convenient excuses. Plus, candy apprenticeship dates."

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"So mote it be."

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"Cool. See you tomorrow."

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"See you."

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Off goes Solvei. Her aunt drives her back to school.

She informs the rumour mill that Bella is okay and will be back at school tomorrow and by the way they're dating.
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And the next day Bella is back at school. Looking sort of perpetually unsettled by her okayness.

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"...So," says Solvei, sitting with her at lunch, "when should we have our next candy apprenticeship date?"

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"...Today?" suggests Bella. "What with my being inexplicably able to do things. Such as make candy."

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"Today works for me. We can make cake pops. Ordinary ones, I still haven't found that heart mold."

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"Sure."

So she brings Solvei home after school.
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Solvei is uncharacteristically quiet on the drive.

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"Are you okay?"
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"Are you? You seem kind of - freaked out about being less dead than you expected? Which, I can respect that, it's a little freaky."

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"I'm - mm, not freaked out about being not dead. I'm freaked out about being subject to unexpected processes. Like, if there was an explanation, even if that explanation was 'and then someone went and got you a flagon of water from the healing fountain down the street', that would be fine, but - nothing."

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"If there was a healing fountain down the street, I'd think somebody would've noticed. But then, I guess that applies to anything. If people spontaneously recovering from car accidents was a thing that happened, I'd think somebody would've noticed."

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"Exactly! Although I haven't been deluged in reporters yet, so, there's that, maybe this happens only just infrequently enough that nobody knows how to explain or report on it."

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"Plausible."

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"But I don't know. So, like, I apologize if this unknown process leads to a sudden relapse and I bleed out on the dashboard while steering you into a tree."

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"Apology accepted. I will not call up your ghost to yell at you afterward."

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"Do call up my ghost, though, I'd love to continue existing postmortem as long as I'm recognizably myself."

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"You know, at this point, if you spontaneously die I am looking up every way I can find to call up a ghost and trying all the ones that don't involve murdering somebody else."

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"Important qualification, that one."

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"I thought it bore mentioning."

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"Actually, also skip the ritual that involves maiming a dozen virgins, it's not worth it."

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"No murder, no excessive virgin-maiming. What if I only have to maim one virgin?"

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"Well, if it's only one you might be able to get her to volunteer depending on her values and how much she likes her legs."

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"No murder, no maiming of non-volunteer virgins."

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"That should cover it. It's okay if you have to destroy a national park or something. National parks don't have feelings."

She pulls into her driveway.
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And out they get, and in they go, and—

"Can I use your computer for a sec? There's something I want to show you."
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"Uh? Sure."

Bella's computer is upstairs being an old laptop with slow internet.
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That's okay. Solvei knows exactly where she wants to go.

Where she wants to go is, apparently, to a specific page on the website of a small museum in Thule dedicated to the history of the Thulian aristocracy.

The page shows a portrait. The caption on the picture reads, in both English and Thulic (although Bella's browser displays the Thulic alphabet as a bunch of character-not-supported squares):

Anastasia Koskin; her husband Claude; their daughter Solvei — 1815

Anastasia is a strong-jawed white woman with long black hair and piercing grey eyes. Claude is a black man with short hair and a gentle smile. Solvei... is Solvei. The person in this portrait painted in 1815 and the person sitting next to Bella are the same person. They're even almost the same age - the Solvei in the picture is maybe just a little younger.
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"Okay. Keanu Reeves also has weird historical doppelgangers but they aren't named Keanu. Are you a vampire? With presumably magical healing powers."
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"I'm not," she says, shifting uncomfortably. "I'm not even Solvei Koskin... exactly."

Her body language is all different now. Movements more precise, expression less - charismatic. It would be reasonable for Solvei to look uncomfortable and withdrawn right now but she would look it in a more Solvei sort of way, and she isn't.

But then, apparently she's a very good mimic.

"The museum webpage doesn't get into it - I looked for one that did, couldn't find anything - but when Stasya Koskin was a teenager she had this scandalous semi-secret affair with Ghyslaine Royer, who was also a jarl's daughter so at least they didn't have class coming between them but they were both jarls' daughters, and this was the seventeen-somethings, so it still didn't go over well. And - well - a lot of things happened, but particularly, the Koskins all died in an assassinatory fire when I—when Solvei was sixteen. And Ghys was really broken up about it. And Ghys is immortal and has magic, and it was fairly recently that the idea of cloning became part of the public consciousness, and when it did she cloned Solvei Koskin. And got me."
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"Oh. Kay."
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"You shouldn't ask Ghys about any of this," she goes on more quietly. "I - there's some things that - I want to ask you to promise not to tell your dad, before I say them."

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"He already knows I was miraculously healed and he's not stupid. He might put other clues together if there are any."

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"He's not going to put the clues together on this one even if he reads all the right history books."

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"I won't tell him unless he guesses, he's about to dangerously act on false information and I can't otherwise stop him, or you tell me I may."
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"Okay," she says.

She is quiet for a moment, and very still, perhaps gathering courage.



"Ghyslaine Royer was - violently in love with Stasya Koskin. These days the phrase would be 'stalker ex'. That much you can get from a close reading of the history books. The part that's not in the books is, when Stasya had a kid, and the kid grew up... Ghys fell for her a little too. And. She had to settle for cloning me—cloning Solvei, there wasn't enough left of Stasya to get a clean gene sample. But. I'm a very good mimic. I don't just - when I'm being Solvei I'm being Solvei, it's not just acting, or it's acting with my brain as well as my body - she needed me to get it perfect - but a properly perfect Solvei would've hated her - that's where my ignore function comes from, I have to be very very good at editing my Solvei's reality, because what Ghyslaine really wants is a Solvei who will be her niece in public and her - her lover in private, and who she can hurt when she feels like it and not have to deal with her being inconveniently traumatized afterward."
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"And. She has magic powers."
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"Yes," says... not, apparently, Solvei.

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"What do they do?"

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"Make her young and beautiful forever. And heal people. I - there's a reason I knew she had healing powers. She can do other things but I don't know what they all are. There's a kind of... theme to it. Chains. Magic chains."

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"Does she have some kind of. Extremely convenient fantasy epic novel weakness."
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"She gets all her magic from this - jewel egg thing, but she wears it literally all of the time, even if somebody tried to steal it in her sleep she'd just wake up and kill them. If they were lucky."

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"Damn. Okay. And she doesn't melt in water or she wouldn't fucking live here. Prophecy of doom? Nemesis with a magic sword? I'm not actually being helpful and should just hug you or something?"

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"I mean if you come up with a brilliant plan to kill Ghys that actually succeeds, I will—be very grateful, but hugs are likely to be of more practical benefit in the short term," she says.

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Hug.

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She has another of her very-still-and-quiet moments upon hug, but then relaxes and leans into it a little.

"Ghys does have magic enemies but they actually manage to be even worse than she is," she murmurs. "Sort of - floating pocket dimensions of evil that make the people around them suffer and die. If you hear about a weird mass suicide it was probably a witch. She kills them and, I don't know the details exactly, eats them to power her magic? This may actually make her a force for good in the world on balance, but I don't usually manage to find that comforting."
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"...I wouldn't think so. Uh, this is a sleepy little town with very few mass suicides, does she have to go to big cities for fuel?"

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"Yeah. Not that often unless she's using a lot of magic. I don't have an exact count because sometimes she goes to big cities for other reasons, but maybe once every two or three weeks on average? And I don't know how much of that is killing witches and how much is just - scouting for them."

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"Could you run away while she was on a witch hunt? Or would her magic plus presumably having the legal status of being your aunt suffice to locate you?"

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"I've tried to run away before. I've. Stopped trying," she murmurs. "It never ends well. If I just do everything she wants me to all the time, and be the exact version of Solvei that she wants at any given moment, then she lets me go to school and visit friends and I get to spend most of my time being a version of Solvei whose life is completely fine."

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"Do you know where she got her magical powers?"

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"Some kind of wish-granting genie thing. That only appears to teenage girls. She keeps going back and forth on whether she wants to introduce me to it. I think you only get one wish per teenage girl, because I know what she wants me to use mine for and it's resurrecting Stasya Koskin, and I think if I got more wishes than that she'd have uses for them too."

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"Okay. ...What does 'one wish' cover. I am also a teenage girl."

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"I don't know. Apparently not both a resurrection and a different thing Ghys wants and can't get by herself."

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"Okay, but... how likely is it that she's just not very creative."

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"She's plenty creative."

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"So they're limited, somehow, but you don't know how?"

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"That's about the size of it, yeah."

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"Do you have a name? For yourself?"
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She shakes her head.

"There's a shortage of people who know I exist and need to call me something. I - this will no doubt sound scintillatingly crazy, but - I talk to Solvei sometimes, and she's tried to think of something to call me, but neither of us came up with anything that really stuck."
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"Of ways you could have gone crazy, considering, that one sounds reasonably functional."

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She laughs softly.

"Yeah."
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"So, like, I have been friends with Solvei, and now this is sort of weird, and apparently my life was saved by an evil person with magical powers and that is also weird, and apart from sort of noting those things the rest of my brain is all I want magic powers so bad."

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There is a silhouette at the window.
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Not-Solvei freezes when the view out the window changes in her peripheral vision.

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And Bella looks around when not-Solvei goes still.

"Wh-"

Oh.

Bella draws the curtain aside.

"What is that."
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My name is Kyubey! says a voice in their heads. May I come in and talk to you?

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"Are you Ghyslaine's genie?"
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I am! You can just speak to me in your mind, like this.

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"How does. That work."

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If you direct your thoughts at me, I will be able to hear them. It doesn't matter very much right now, but it would be useful if we wanted to talk privately somewhere in front of normal people.

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"Why are you here?"

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I want you to form a contract with me and become magical girls!

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"Why now, why us, what's the catch, can you read thoughts that aren't directed at you, and how big a wish can you cough up?"

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Well, says Kyubey, you both have the potential to become magical girls! Working together could help you, too. I can only read thoughts that are directed at me. And a wish can be anything! But I'm not allowed to offer any suggestions, and when you contract for whatever you most wish for, you agree to become a magical girl, and fight witches.

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"'Agree' meaning what? What's the contract? Who enforces it and how?"

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Once you are a magical girl, you will need to fight witches. The contract is that you will receive a wish in exchange for that.

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"By anything do you mean, say: omnipotence."

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You would need a lot of magical potential for that! There are girls with more and less natural talent and neither of you could sustain a wish that size. But it could still be amazing, far beyond what most humans think of.

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"If we tell you something we want, how well can you guess whether we have enough magical potential to get it?"

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Very well! I have to be able to do that to do my job.

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"And your job is... getting people to make wishes and become magical girls?"

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That's right.

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"What would happen if nobody killed the witches?"

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Witches are very dangerous. When they grow, they can sometimes threaten whole human cities. So far they have never gotten very much bigger than that, because magical girls hunt them.

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"...What do they do to whole human cities?"

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This can depend on the witch, but sometimes the destruction is blamed on a natural disaster, if the witch is large enough. Ordinary humans can't see the witches.

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"But we're not ordinary?"

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You aren't! You both have the potential to make a contract with me and become magical girls. That's also why you can see me.

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"...We couldn't otherwise? Why not?"

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If normal humans could see me it would cause a lot of problems.

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"We've never seen you before."

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I'm very small, and because of telepathy, I don't need to be near another person to talk to them, it explains.

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"And I bet Ghys didn't want you talking to me until she decided whether to introduce us... could I resurrect Stasya Koskin with a wish? I'm not sure if I want to, but could I?"

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Yes, you have enough potential to bring her back to life if that is what you wish.

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"Good to know, I guess."

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"Could she - or I, which of us has more oomph? - bring back multiple people, and if so, how many?"

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Solvei has more potential than you, but either of you could bring back just one person, says Kyubey.

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Bella decides it is dumb to expect a glass pane to protect her from the magical telepathic alien should it prove hostile. She opens the window.
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Kyubey hops in and lands in Solvei's lap and curls up there, fluffily.

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She goes still for just a moment, but recovers almost immediately.

"Why are you so cute?" she wonders.
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I think it is all the fur, says Kyubey.

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Giggle.
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"The tiny paws are also a contributing factor."

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You are very likely right, agrees Kyubey.

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"So, regarding people with magic powers. It sounds like a good deal all by itself, but you're calling it a contract and adding wishes on top of the bargain."

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Being a magical girl can be dangerous. Sometimes they compete with each other for territory, and often they find that they are lonely, but you have each other as friends.

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"Compete with each other for territory because... witches are a limited resource?" she guesses. "Where do witches come from, anyway?"

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Witches are born from the despair in people's hearts. Tail-flick.

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"Which is why they go around making people kill themselves and similar, I guess?"

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They also feed on negative emotion, agrees Kyubey.

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"What kind of mortality rate are we looking at for magical girls? ...Is there a less stupid name for magical girls?"

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Puella magi is the Latin, it suggests. Well, some of them last for a very long time, if they're clever about how they use their magic. It all depends a lot on strategy and talent. A reckless puella magi who finds herself far away from more witches to hunt, or picks fights with other magical girls that she can't win and then won't back down, or who has very little ability in combat and winds up fighting a powerful witch alone, is going to be in trouble. But a careful puella magi will live much longer than a normal human.

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"Ghyslaine is over two hundred," murmurs Solvei. "How many of them last that long?"

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She's very unusual, says Kyubey. She didn't get cocky after she was a little experienced and she chooses places to live that other magical girls don't want, like here.

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"And she doesn't have any magical friends because she's horrible," says Solvei. "It's probably even easier to pull something like that off with allies."

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Probably! agrees Kyubey. Working together would let you share resources when one of you had bad luck and defend each other from witches and other puella magi.

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"Yeah."

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"But only once we pick wishes. Why aren't you allowed to suggest things?" Bella asks the fluffball.

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Only you know what you most want. If you took my suggestion you might regret it later, and also a wish you feel strongly about will help your Soul Gem glow brightly.

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"And a brightly glowing Soul Gem means...?"

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A puella magi's soul gem is the source of all of her magic and is what makes her different from normal humans. The brighter it is, the more magic she can do.

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"Huh. So it's important to wish for something you feel strongly about," she muses.

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"I mean, that's sort of folded into 'you only get one', unless 'feel strongly about' means on like an emotional level."

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That is what it means, says Kyubey. Human emotions are very important to magic.

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...Solvei smiles.

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"What're you thinking?"

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"That I'm good at having strong feelings."

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"Useful. ...What do you think you might wish for?"

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"Not sure yet. Have to think about it. Probably not Stasya Koskin. Unless maybe I can give her magic powers and she can kill Ghys for me."

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"Well?" Bella asks Kyubey.

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Anastasia Koskin was too old to become a magical girl, and that would not change if she were brought back to life.

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"Damn."

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"What about Solvei?"
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She was not too old.

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"She did have that bone disorder, but I guess magic can probably do something about that."

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Magic can do that sort of thing, although a puella magi's particular abilities depend on the person and her wish.

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"But if, say, I wished to resurrect Solvei with her bones just fine like mine are, would that work? Again, not that I'm going to."

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Yes, you could heal her bones as part of the wish to bring her to life again.

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"You'll wait until we're actually ready, right, not just jump us if we idly wish for things in conversation?"

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Of course.

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"Nice of you."

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Your wish should be what you truly want to become a puella magi for.

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"Just checking, but I don't somehow count as more than one girl, do I?"

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You only get one wish.

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"Figures."

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"If I can't get omnipotence I'm going to need a long time to think."

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"It would be kind of convenient if I could bring back Solvei's parents to ask them what I should get."

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"I mean, if I had a dead child my answer to this question would very likely be 'my dead child, please'. As it is I'm thinking maybe I should take out a disease. Malaria kills a lot of people but it might be fixable with standard methods; cancer's more intractable. Can I make the entire human species immune to cancer forever?"

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That is too big a wish for you.

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"I am their dead child, kind of," she points out. "It's Solvei who wants to ask her parents what kinds of things they think she should wish for. I just agree that they're the kind of people it would be worth asking if they weren't dead."

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"I'm, again, not an expert in having a dead child, but while I would be very curious to meet a clone of my dead child who did an excellent impression thereof I feel this would be lacking something."

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Shift. "Fine, so she brings me back too, problem solved. Except she can't do that, but then again she also can't use her wish to resurrect some people to ask what her wish should be, because that is logically impossible."

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"Just a bit, yes. Unless wishes can produce information about what people would say as part of the granting - wishing for whatever so-and-so would want you to wish?"

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No, that would bend the laws of causality very badly.

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Solvei becomes not-Solvei again and shrugs.

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You might not want to tell Ghyslaine that I spoke to you, Kyubey mentions. Especially if you aren't ready to make a contract right now.

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"Yeah, I'm thinking that. Are you going to tell her you spoke to me?"

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She doesn't know I'm here.

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"I can tell she doesn't know you're here because she is not also here currently trying to murder me, you, or Bella," she says. "Are you going to tell her you spoke to me?"

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Not if she doesn't think to ask.

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"I guess that'll have to do."

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"Uh, how literally worried should I be about murder attempts?"

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"If she finds out you and me were talking to her genie together she's definitely going to try to literally murder somebody; the unknowns are how likely she is to find out and who she'll go after first."

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"What if she thinks I was talking to her genie by myself?"

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"Then it depends whether she thinks you're a threat to her."

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"How hard would it be to kill her solely via unexpectedly having magical powers without aiming the wish at her?"

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"She's two hundred years old and she's been killing witches that whole time. I don't know how many times she's fought other magical girls but I'm guessing more than none. Maybe you could set up a really good ambush... but I wouldn't count on it."

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"I mean, you live in her house."

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"I'm not sure how much use I'd be if it came down to fighting her directly. I have too many reasons to be scared of what she'd do if I lost."

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"I was thinking more like 'kill her in her sleep'. ...Puella magi do sleep, right?"

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Yes. You could use magic to compensate for staying up for a while, but it would be very costly.

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"Killing her in her sleep is still possible to get wrong."

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"Yeah."

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"And unfortunately, being scared of getting it wrong makes it harder to get right."

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"Thanks."

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"Try not to give Ghyslaine any especially compelling reasons to kill me."

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"Well. That was something."

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"It was... yes, something. Damn, I get a wish and I can't cure cancer? What kind of discount wishes are these?"

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"Curing cancer does kind of sound... big," she muses. "Like, all cancer everywhere for everyone. The power to make these wishes comes from somewhere, right? So you're not a big enough power generator to get all the cancer, but maybe you can get something just as good if you figure out the right angle. Here's your lever, now find a place to stand, sort of thing."

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"Yeah. Which means that I have to think about it good and hard. I guess I'll telepathically chat with the fuzzball during boring classes figuring out what the magic does and doesn't consider 'big'."

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"I'm going to be talking to Solvei about it a lot."

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"You might have a more compelling reason than I do to be in a hurry."

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"Yeah. What's the best we can get and still come out alive, is pretty much the question."

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"I suppose 'evil guardians in general' might be as big as 'cancer patients in general'. But you have more oomph than me."

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"And the question of whether somebody's an evil guardian is a little harder to answer than the question of whether something is cancer. How do I know the wish'll get it right?"

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"Yeah. I wonder if you can make it pass the buck. If there is a consensus among the guardianed-by of person X that something incapacitating should befall X, then..."

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"Might be too complicated. But it's worth asking the genie."

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"Yeah." Bella starts writing down the questions on wish parameters thus far considered.

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And not-Solvei sits and thinks about angles from which to approach the Ghyslaine Problem.

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"I guess a lot of what I wind up wishing for depends on what the subsequent magical powers are like. Apparently they include miraculous healings... but probably not in a usefully mass-producible way even if I went and did it in front of the entire staff of the NIH..."

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"I'm wondering if I can wish for extra magic powers on top of the magic powers everybody gets. Because that's probably more useful than just wishing for one single thing to happen, if the single thing has to be substantially smaller than eradicating cancer. But I don't know exactly what magic powers everybody gets and I don't know how much it costs to add more, and I can't think of anything obvious that I could kill Ghyslaine with and put to good use afterward for things other than murder."

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"Well, a generic killing things with your mind power could at least work locally against infectious diseases and maybe cancer cells?"

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"Maybe. We can ask Fluffykins."

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Bella writes this idea down. "Maybe we'll think of some things that will complement each other."

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"That'd be nice. And if we find something with a big payoff that I have the power for and you don't, maybe I can wish for that and you can wish Ghys dead. But giving you more time to think is probably a better bet than that unless it's something really really good."

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"Yeah. I mean, maybe I'll slow way down on the ideas and questions in a few days but right now I'm going okay so which laws of physics exactly are optional here."

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"Yeah."

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(Bella writes.) "And if there are a ton of puella magi out there and they don't like competition do we need to worry about defense? Especially if telepathy is a thing - a cheap thing that it can do anytime as long as it thinks we might take its contract - that indicates that scarier things might also, uh, be things."

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"Scarier things like...?"

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"Like mind control? Memory alteration? I mean, the fact that Ghys hasn't done any of that to you - if you can in fact be positive that she hasn't, your brain does seem to work in mysterious ways - is suggestive but not a guarantee."

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"If Ghys had mind control - well, if Ghys had mind control that was any good at all - I wouldn't be here. Nor plotting to kill her. She does have this trick where she kind of... draws people's attention, but it doesn't - I spend enough time messing with my own head, I'd know if somebody else was doing it too. The fascinator trick doesn't have lasting effects."

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"Okay. So there's some but not a lot, or some but it's not applicable to you for some reason, or some but Ghys doesn't have much, or - lots of possibilities."

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"I feel like, if serious mind control was available, she'd probably have it. But that doesn't mean it's impossible for her not to have thought of it, or decided she wanted what she's got more than she wanted it, or whatever. As for whether I'm mysteriously immune to mind control because of one of the many ways my brain is screwed up - who knows. It's not like there's a good way to test it. I guess the fact that I haven't noticed Ghys mind-controlling anyone else is a little suggestive. Like, Stasya Koskin broke up with her and stayed that way."

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"And she wasn't a puella magi, which suggests that it's not something like 'people who can make wishes are immune'."

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"Yeah. Although for all I know Stasya could have made a wish and just didn't for some reason. There aren't good records of what she was like as a teenager and Ghyslaine's kind of a biased source."

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"Yeah. Maybe furball knows." Scribble scribble.

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"Lots of questions for furball."

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"Yeah. But Ghys might keep tabs on its whereabouts, so probably shouldn't ask it to come running every time we think of something. Maybe 'if the answers to these questions shake out right I know what I'm wishing' as a threshold unless we already have the furball around."

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"Sounds good to me."

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"Did I thank you for getting her to fix me? I don't remember if I thanked you. Thank you."
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"You're welcome."

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"I like being alive, what can I say."

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"I like you being alive too."

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Hug?

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Hug.

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And eventually they make candy. And Bella drives... Solvei... home.



And school begins the next morning as usual.
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Solvei doesn't skip any classes, and she hands out treats at lunch just like any other day.

But when the fudge is all gone, she vanishes mysteriously.

She wants a quiet place to sit and think.

There's a niche between two wings of a building that should suit. Unlikely for anyone to find her there. She tucks herself into the very back, sits against a wall in the deepest available shadow, wraps her arms around her knees, and closes her eyes.

And, outwardly still and silent, she retreats to her imagination for a chat.

The inward Solvei crosses her arms and looks at the inward other-self. "Okay, Sis. Down to business. What do you want?"
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"Well," she says wryly, "let's get the obvious stuff out of the way. I want Ghyslaine dead. Except not really, that's just the only way I can think of to achieve what I actually want, which is Ghyslaine unable to fuck with me."

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"Yeah. I think we're going to have to make that Priority One," says Solvei. "But I'm sure we can manage to sneak something else in there. Thoughts?"

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"Ask if we can kill Ghys and bring you back with the same wish," she suggests. "That gets us Ghys dead, you alive, and a whole extra wish."

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In their imagination, Solvei nods consideringly. "Yeah. Or if we can figure out a superpower that is useful for both murder and non-murder. Some kind of 'killing things with our mind', but what kind of killing things specifically? Or maybe that's not the right direction at all - how does magical girl power work exactly? Could we get some kind of magic-stealing power—? The positive applications there are admittedly limited, but..."

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"Ask more about how magic works," she says, nodding. "Ways we can maybe mess with it. Even if it's just like 'kill Ghys and steal all her magic power forever' that still leaves us with all her magic power forever, that's better than just having our own."

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"And we should definitely go over Bella's list of helpful wishes and furball questions with her."

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"Agreed."

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A shadow falls over her. It belongs to Jack.

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Damn.

Solvei opens her eyes.

"Hi."
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"Hi, Solvei. What're you doing out here by yourself?" wonders Jack, leaning over her. He has a lot of himself to lean with.

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And Solvei is very short and also sitting down. All in all there is a considerable degree of loom going on here.

"Minding my own business," she answers. "It's a fun hobby. I recommend it."

...and maybe that was not, strictly speaking, the best thing she could possibly have said.
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Jack puts his hand on her chin to tilt her head up. "You think you're really funny."

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She stands up abruptly before his hand can quite reach her.

"No, I am really funny."
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His hand hits the wall beside her face, above her shoulder, sleeve brushing her neck. "But neither of us is laughing, Solvei."

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She flinches away from the incidental contact and snaps, "Don't touch me."

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"Why not?" he asks. His fingers go to flick a strand of hair off her forehead. "What's wrong?"

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(Incorrectly edited, that's what's wrong—this outer Solvei is the same one who was just talking to her 'sister', she knows things that she would normally never be thinking about at school—)

She dodges, as much as is possible in this limited space, and snarls wordlessly. Too afraid, too caught in the moment, to make a clever retort or engineer an escape (or recalculate her personality and find a way to smooth it over).
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"Whoa," he says, "careful," and, as though he thought her dodge was a fall - he reaches to catch her in his arms.

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And her dodge becomes a fluid twist that ends in a full-force punch to his jaw.

"I said don't touch me!"
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He wasn't expecting that. He reels.

And now he's pissed off.
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"Get out of my way right now," she growls.

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Instead of doing that he says, "What the hell? You hit me? What is wrong with you -"

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(trapped, back against the wall, not enough room to slip past him without incapacitating him first—)

"Yes. I hit you. Would you like me to do it again? Get out of my way."
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"What the hell? I never hurt a hair on your head -"

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"When somebody says 'don't touch me', you do not touch them," says the person usually known as Solvei. "Maybe next time you'll remember. Now fuck off."

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"I barely - you hit me, you little bitch -"

He advances. That isn't the same thing as fucking off, is it?
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It is not!

She looks up at him with an unsettling little grin. (Try it, just try it, give her somewhere to put all this rage and pain...)
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He reaches for her hair again. Less of a brush and more of a grab.

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She knocks his hand aside and into a wall, forcefully.

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"Calm the hell down!" he snaps.

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"Get the fuck out!" she snaps back.

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He's not a very obedient person.

He closes her in a little tighter, gritting his teeth.
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Close enough now that she can brace herself against the back wall of the niche and shove him away with both hands. She's surprisingly strong, for such a tiny girl.

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"You're nuts," he snarls, and then he fucks off.

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There is no way on God's green earth she could possibly put a lid on this right now and go back to being Solvei for the afternoon.

But Solvei would never just skip half a day of class for no reason at all.

But she can't go to class, she just came within a hair's breadth of outright trying to kill a guy, she is not safe to be around right now.



She can at least get out of this niche and find a different place to be isolated where running away will be a feasible option if somebody gets in her space.

She walks away, paying close attention to her surroundings.
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Her surroundings, being nature and rain and school architecture, totally ignore her in return.

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Which means no people which means nobody threatening her which means nobody to beat up which is a good thing, right, she doesn't need somebody to beat up, no matter how satisfying it would be, no matter how good it felt to be so completely herself for once in her life, no matter—

She wishes she could talk to Solvei again, but no, bad idea, that's what got her into this mess in the first place. Just because school lacks the specific threat of Ghyslaine doesn't make it a safe place to let down her guard. If she finds somewhere quiet to sit and collect her thoughts and ask herself for advice, who knows who'll decide to bother her next. Nowhere and nothing is safe.
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She has her after-lunch class with Bella, who is also her lab partner, and therefore the one deployed to find her.

"Um - Solvei?"
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"Not currently."

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"Well, I don't have anything else to call you, and it seems risky to pick the habit up even if you want me to begin addressing you as Candy or something. Should I tell the bio teacher you are having feminine problems?"

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"Sure, go for it," she says. "My actual problem is that I was an idiot and went off to a quiet corner to talk to myself, the trouble with corners being that people can corner you in them, and Jack found me, and he kept trying to touch me and I freaked out and punched him in the face."

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"Okay. Uh. Do you want to come over this afternoon and talk to yourself in my house?"
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"Probably better than anywhere else I could try it," she says. "Thanks."

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"Okay. If you can stomach it, going to the nurse to lie down would probably shore up my story."

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"Yeah. I'll see."

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She pulls herself together enough to go to the nurse, who will not notice if her cover is imperfect; then she pulls herself together a little harder, and calls Ghyslaine to say she'll be visiting Bella tonight.

Ghyslaine asks her what's wrong.

She tries to laugh it off, but Ghys is concerned, and of course Solvei wouldn't keep this sort of thing a secret from her beloved aunt, and Ghyslaine cannot be allowed to suspect anything. So she preserves the bare bones of the story and downplays both the violence and the strength of her reaction, and emphasizes that she's fine, really, it only shook her up a little, she isn't hurt and there's nothing to worry about.

And then the call ends and she has plenty of time to fret about her beloved aunt's potential reactions before the last class of the day finishes and she can go home with Bella.
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Bella collects her from the nurse's office.

"How are you holding up?" she asks, once they are safely in her station wagon.
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"I am not the happiest I've ever been."

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"I can just leave you alone if you want?"

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"I don't know what I want," she sighs.

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"That... must suck."

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She scrunches down uncomfortably in her seat.

"Nowhere safe to sit and think, and I had to do a perfect Solvei anyway to call Ghyslaine and tell her I was going to your house, and I was too rattled to be an un-rattled Solvei so she noticed something was wrong and I had to tell her that a guy was bothering me and she wouldn't leave me alone until I told her his name and I did my best but she's certainly thinking about murdering him and for all I know she might actually do it, and he doesn't deserve that just for being a creep, I almost murdered him when he had me cornered and wouldn't let me go, apparently that's what I'm good for when I'm not being Solvei, 'be miserable and nearly kill people', what a wonderful legacy, I hate myself."
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"Being cornered sounds scary," says Bella slowly, since this seems like a safe thing to say even not knowing what she's doing.
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"Yes. It is. For both of us. I should never have let myself get that distracted where anyone could find me. Solvei was upset and I was upset and it was just - it wasn't good."

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"You can come over as often as you want to have a place to think."

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"Okay."

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Bella can't think of anything else to say.

Here's her house.
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Bella's house contains absolutely no personal-space-disrespecting teenage boys. So it has that going for it.

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Bella... goes into the kitchen and fixes up a marinade to get marinating for dinner so that Solvei and whoever lets Solvei live in her head can chat without interference.

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Solvei and whoever lets Solvei live in her head collectively find a corner of couch to perch in and curl up very small and close their eyes and have a silent conversation.

"Solvei, help."
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"Has it occurred to you that you're sixteen years old and heavily traumatized and it's not reasonable to expect yourself to be some kind of flawless secret agent? Just a thought."

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She actually giggles, out loud, in the real world.

In her thoughts, she says: "Okay, that was surprisingly helpful."
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"I should put that on business cards. Solvei Koskin: Surprisingly Helpful. No but seriously, I know that, circumstances being what they are, it would probably help if you were some kind of flawless secret agent, but what you are is a traumatized teenage girl so that's what we need to work with. And I'm sure you'll develop hobbies besides misery and murder once you've had more than a few hours of being yourself to develop them in. Come on, if I was out there knowing the things you know, I'd be miserable all the time too. As an aside, if we ever learn to drive, you should think about getting a bumper sticker that says 'my other personality is bipolar'."

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Out-loud helpless giggling continues.

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Bella peers out of the kitchen, but doesn't ask.

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Solvei-or-whoever is curled up very small in a couch corner and giggling to herself! That is what is going on in this living room.

"Why are you so good?" she asks Solvei internally. "I love you. You're a miracle."
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"I love you too, Sis. And technically, the answer is 'because you made me this way'. But I know what you're going to say to that."

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"Yeah. And yeah, there's no way to know for sure whether I made you or learned you or stole your soul from Heaven unless we find the first Solvei and ask. Which we might actually be able to do, but we'd better not count on it."

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"So. Feeling better?"

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"Yes. Thank you."

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"Anytime. Go tell Bella what you want to ask the fluffball, in case she sees him first."

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She uncurls and sits up, and in keeping with Solvei's advice she does it as herself. Being completely herself out in the world and doing things and not miserable about anything is... a weird experience.

With a slightly unsettled but generally much happier expression, she goes to see what Bella's up to.
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Bella is massaging spicy liquid into a flanksteak. "Hey."

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"Hi. Solvei is so helpful. And hilarious, that too. Did you see the fluffball at all today?"

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"No, but I wasn't shouting for it in my head."

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"Me neither. I thought of some things I wanted to ask it, though. How magic works, whether it's possible to steal all of somebody's magic power and use it for yourself, whether I can get Ghyslaine dead and Solvei resurrected in the same wish. How about you? What's your question list looking like?"

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"Let me look at my notes." Bella fridges the steak and washes her hands and goes and gets her notebook; she writes down these questions. "To what extent does wording matter," she reads, "I want to see if I can get it to divulge some wishes it's granted in the past or if that counts as suggestions, could I accomplish the effect of eradicating say cancer if I did more of my own detail work somehow, is 'luck' a coherent thing and if so how much of it can I throw around, how common and how nasty-at-the-ceiling is mind magic, to what extent can furball deploy these magical gifts on a smaller scale without a girl powering them, how old is too old and how soon, if at all, will it get sick of waiting for me to think of something and run off to a more reckless prospect, can I set up an emergency wish that will go through at the last minute if I'm hit by a car again or something and nobody's coming to save me, which laws of physics are optional, is this all ultimately actually magic or is it just sufficiently advanced technology, and also may I pet its fluffy tail."

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...She giggles at the last one.

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"It's really fluffy. And it sat in your lap."

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"Now I also want to know if I can pet its fluffy tail."

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"And about how magic works," she adds, thinking aloud, "I know the gem thing is a weakness but I don't know how much of one, if I could wish for a superpower that would let me get it away from her and smash it or something then I'd still be going around with 'teleport small objects' or whatever afterward and that'd be plenty useful, but that only works if teleporting and smashing her small object is a really reliable way to take all her magic away and/or kill her."

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Bella writes that down. "Good question. A bonus permanent superpower is definitely the sort of thing I might downgrade to if I give up on massive positive effects on the world as a whole for magic-oomph-reasons. I wonder how many people just wish for something within their capacities first thing without thinking about it?"

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"Plenty, I'm sure."

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"I have the vague impression that it usually goes for girls younger than we are, which can only increase that."

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"I wonder why it's teenage girls."

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"I'll ask that too." Write write. "Like, maybe teenagers have more usable emotion or something, but boys are not actually emotionless."

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"Yeah. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be all that much different as a boy."

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("And I would be no less bipolar," says her inner Solvei.)

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...She cracks up.

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"...What, is it a particularly funny mental image?"

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"No, Solvei's being hilarious again. I can explain if you want but it might lose something in translation."

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"I'm curious anyway. I like you, but I like her too and wanna know what she's saying."

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"She said—" shift,

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"And I would be no less bipolar."

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"Because when we were talking on the couch one of the jokes she made to cheer me up was that I should get a bumper sticker that says 'my other personality is bipolar', because she's so—Solvei, we are in fact pretty sure she tends in that direction even if neither of us feels like trying to get her diagnosed."

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"Getting your other personality diagnosed with bipolar. Yeah, I just don't see an upside to that," snorts Bella.

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"So. It was probably funnier to us crazy people, but there you go."

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"Is it like actually having company, or do you still get lonely?"

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"Tough question. We're almost never... active together like this. Usually it's Solvei out in the world and me behind the curtain keeping track of what she does and doesn't know, and that's hardly companionable."

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"Well, I'm glad it turns out you get along, otherwise it'd be very awkward."

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"Wouldn't it just."

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"You'd have all these internal arguments. The potential for sabotage would be enormous."

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"We would not sabotage each other!"

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"If you didn't like each other?"

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"In our situation? If I had to share a body with somebody I disliked while both of us were under constant threat from an immortal person with magic powers, I would try very hard to like her more."

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"That does seem reasonable."

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"I'm a reasonable sort of person."

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"Are you feeling better? Partly but not entirely separately, should I ask Charlie if we can have a sleepover?"

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"We're feeling a lot better, but... that's a good idea anyway."

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"I'll call him."

Bella calls her dad. "Hi Dad. Yeah, Solvei's over. Mm-hm. Right in one, is that okay if it's okay with her aunt? Yeah, there's plenty. Sure. Thanks, Dad. Love you too."

She hangs up. "Sleepover is a go on this end."
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"I'll call Ghys."

She calls Ghys and talks to her in Thulic. Ghys is glad she seems to be feeling better now. Ghys asks her just what she expects to be doing at this sleepover. Solvei giggles and protests innocence. The call ends.

"Well, she felt the need to make a dirty joke about it, but she's not suspicious and she's not upset and I'm allowed to stay over, so let's call that a win."
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"We are not supposed to have my bedroom door closed if we're in there together, incidentally."

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"Really? He knows we're only fake dating, right? He was there when we had the conversation."

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"Yes, but he knows I'm a real lesbian. This is just the first time I've had a girl over at his house, my mom doesn't have this rule."

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"Okay then."

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"I'm not usually this social," says Bella. "Nor have this much contact with the teenage social scene in Forks, since in the past I've only been here summers. So I wasn't sure how he'd jump - before I came out the rule was boys, but the stated justification was that they could get me pregnant, and he didn't update it till now."

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"I cannot get you pregnant," says Solvei. "Or at least that would be a really unhelpful use of magic."

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"So unhelpful. Don't wish me pregnant. I could have an argument with him about the logic of this rule but we aren't actually dating, he'll trust me to the point of not requiring that he be home whenever you're here, etcetera."

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"Yeah. But it would be nice if we could have the behind-closed-doors kind of conversation even when he was home. What with all the magic going around. ...I wonder what the reproductive status of magical girls is in general? I mean, Ghyslaine looks the same age now that she did in 1801, something is clearly going on with her biology..."

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"I mean, she healed me from worse than wrinkles and arthritis, maybe she just freshens up annually or something. ...We could try having conversations telepathically if Kyubey will relay but we don't know if she can eavesdrop."

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"We can ask Kyubey, I'm assuming it knows," says Solvei.

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"Yeah. Think this batch of questions justifies calling it over? Charlie will be at work for another hour or so."

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"I think if the 'teleport small objects' line of inquiry pans out, I'll know what my wish is going to be. So sure."

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"Right. I'll yell at him in my mind in case she can eavesdrop and my voice is less suspicious than yours."

Kyuuuuuubey. C'mere.
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And there is its face at the window. Hello! Have you chosen your wishes?

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Bella lets it into the house.

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"We're still thinking about it," says Solvei. "And we have some questions."

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"First of all: can we pet your fluffy tail."

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I don't mind, says Kyubey, and it hops into Bella's lap and lets her pet its fluffy tail.

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Solvei giggles. She sits next to Bella and also pets Kyubey's fluffy tail.

"Let's see, what were some of the things we were going to ask... can we wish for something that's more like 'I want this specific magic power' than like 'I want this specific thing to happen'?"
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You can! What you wish for will affect what magic you're best at even if you don't wish for a power, but if you do it's guaranteed.

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"Well, what are the kinds of magic that everyone gets?"

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Magical girls can do a lot of different things if they pay the cost to their soul gems to do it. They can change and move objects that are near them, and create weapons of their signature style to fight witches, and heal, and make their bodies faster and stronger and more agile than a normal human's body.

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"And wishing for a power makes it... cost less than it would have otherwise? What determines how much less?"

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The costs aren't quite mathematically precise, but someone with a particular focus in her magic can do that thing pretty casually while another puella magi, even one with stronger magic otherwise, would have to ration it.

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"Can you give us examples of wishes you've granted in the past? Ghyslaine's, for example?"

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I can't, no. No suggestions.

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"But - hmm - if I wish for a power directly, do I get it cheaper for everyday use than if I'd wished for something that gave me an affinity for that power on the side?"

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Probably! It depends on the exact details, though.

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"Like the wording? How much does it depend on the wording?"

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Mm, some, but only a little. If you clearly mean one interpretation of your words and not another that will matter. But you can't get one thing by pretending you're wishing entirely for another.

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"Okay. So my next question is, what happens if someone steals a girl's gem? Can they be broken? What happens if they are?"

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You can't really steal a soul gem from a puella magi. Puella magi are their soul gems. But if they get more than a hundred meters away from their bodies they can't control them anymore. If a soul gem breaks the puella magi dies.

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"That's promising."

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"Can a soul gem away from the body still do magic? And does this mean that if the body dies the puella magi doesn't?"

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No, and not necessarily.

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"'Not necessarily'...? So, what, if your body dies but your gem is fine then you're just... unconscious or sensory-deprived, totally unable to do things, until something happens to your gem or you get a new body somehow?"

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Right. It would be impossible to fight witches in that state, which puella magi do need to do, but someone else could help a puella magi who didn't have a body, if they had enough magic.

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"...How needful is this need? Even if you're not doing any magic...?"

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Puella magi are always doing at least a little bit of magic to operate their bodies. I've never seen a soul gem that had no body to operate spend very long like that.

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"That does sound like a prime way to get killed, I guess..."

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Other puella magi usually finish the job if one's soul gem is the only thing left.

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"Speaking of near death situations, if I am about to die, and am perhaps unconscious or unable to speak, can I set up a wish that will go off for me in that situation?"

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Sometimes girls who are about to die accept contracts but they have always been able to speak and I didn't meet them in advance. I think it would work if you couldn't talk but it might not work if you were unconscious. I can try, though, if you know your wish for that situation.

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"I'm working on it." Bella consults her list, checks a couple things off, notes her answers - "To what extent can we compensate for lower magical power by doing all our own detail work? Like, I can't cure cancer, but if I made a - healing themed wish, and then spent a lot of time in oncology wards, I could make a bit of a dent. Is there anything in between I could do by being more specific or handling some of the implementation by hand...?"

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Not exactly. Your wish is an effect you get, not a setup for you to do something else. It would be easier to cure everyone who has cancer right now than to make it so no one could ever get it again, or to cure a specific kind, but that isn't quite what you seem to be saying.

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"Okay. The cancer angle is... still on the table but less so. Is 'luck' a thing your magic can play with? Is this magic or all very sophisticated science?"

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Luck is not as much an effect you get as a lot of effects you would need to keep getting. Once you've made your wish you will be able to do things like affect dice, if you're close enough, but only physically. I use a combination of magic and science, but the wishes in particular are almost all magic and so is everything puella magi can do.

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"What do you use science to do?"

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I'm from another planet, and didn't get here by magic.

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"...Which brings me to, what can you do besides grant wishes - be telepathic, be invisible to some people, anything else?"

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Not very much within my energy budget. I certainly can't take you to another planet unless that is your wish. I can tell who could be a puella magi, and I can safely collect witch byproducts so that they don't hatch into more witches here.

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"What's the limit on how much mind magic a puella magi who used her wish in an optimal way could do or get?"

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It depends a lot on how her wish is shaped. Outright mind control is possible, but only when your soul is still in your body, so once you're a magical girl you'll be safe from that. And it's not something most magical girls could do at all, or at least not efficiently, if they wished for something else.

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Bella shivers. "How long do I have until I'm too old to make a wish? And if the answer is different, how long until you give up on me coming up with something and go talk to someone else?"

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You'll be too old when you turn eighteen. You might have a decline in available wish power before that, but not very quickly. It seems like you really want to make a wish, so I'll be nearby until you make it or you can't unless that changes.

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Bella pets its fluffy tail. "Thanks."
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You're welcome.

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There's a couple more questions on the list. "Which laws of physics can be ignored by magic? And why is it only teenage girls?"

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Most magic doesn't exactly ignore the laws of physics. It changes the things that physics are acting on. If you use telekinesis to pick up a rock, as soon as you stop using magic the rock will fall normally. It won't be very light forever, or float in place. If you transmute something into something else, then the laws of physics will work, they'll just work for whatever the new material is. Other things, like witches' barriers that they hide themselves in, or invisibility, ignore things like space contiguity and how light is supposed to behave, but usually wishes and puella magi magic use can go on without strictly ignoring any physics. Girls in their second stage of development have more usable emotions to brighten their soul gems. It's pretty confusing to me too, but that's how it always seems to work.

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"Is it possible for someone else to eavesdrop when you talk to us telepathically?"

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I'm the relay and I won't send thoughts to anyone else you didn't mean to send them to.

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"And nobody can wish for eavesdropping powers? Or they haven't, at least?"

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I can't tell you what anyone else has wished for, it reminds them.

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"Well, then, we can't be very sure nobody's eavesdropping on your telepathy, can we."

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Tailflick.

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"Well, it sounds like it would at least take general mind-reading, doesn't it? And you're pretty sure Ghys doesn't have that."

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"If I had a wish in mind already that was at all reasonable to tack 'and also hear everything Kyubey ever says to anyone' onto, I could see trying to get it as a rider," says Solvei. "I'm pretty sure Ghyslaine doesn't have that because, as we've implied before, she would've killed us already. And I'm likewise pretty sure she doesn't have general mind-reading. But someone else could, and that would be much less dangerous for us but still wouldn't be ideal."

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"Yeah, if we run into other puella magi. But are we likely to do that before being magical girls? We're safe once we've made wishes - I guess Kyubey might not be."

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"Yes, that's the question. Is Kyubey a secure message relay, or not?"

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"And I guess what we have is 'yes generally, maybe not if somebody with a specific interest in espionage is nearby'. ...How many magical girls are there in the world?"

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Almost three thousand.

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"That sounds like a weirdly small number given how many people there are in the world. I guess I don't know how many of those are teenage girls exactly - but it's got to be a bunch - or how many have magical potential, or how much attrition there is from killing each other over resources... it does kinda suggest there isn't a thriving community of immortal magical allies going strong somewhere, or at least not a very big one."

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Mostly magical girls compete with each other or stay in their own territories. Sometimes there are small teams, covering a larger area.

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"Yeah. That's something I might work on changing, after we get our wish."

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"If we're going to start a superteam I'd rather do it with dyed-in-the-wool girls we advise on their wishes than by approaching people with more experience than us who are doing fine on the old system."

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"I mean, yeah, that's a solid approach. We'll see how it goes."

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"I do want to be immortal, which is very different from 'killed in magic gang war at nineteen'. But I like your idea."

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The door unlocks. It opens.

"Hullo, Bells. Solvei."

No mention of the furball on Bella's lap.
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"Hi," says Solvei.

And via verified-more-or-less-secure telepathy:

I don't plan to get any of us killed in a magic gang war! —So Kyubey, regarding magical powers I could wish for. How accurately can I know in advance how good they're going to be? If I wanted telekinesis, or some kind of teleport-small-objects power, or something for stealth, and I asked you, could you tell me things like how effective my invisibility would be against other magical girls or whether I could get the ability to teleport Ghyslaine's soul gem from our house into the ocean?
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My predictions won't be perfect, but I could guess better than chance.

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That's less helpful than I might have liked... also, what is in fact the range for how far a girl can get from her body and still control it? And does it matter which one of me wishes for something, when we do?

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One hundred meters. Unless something about her magic affects it, but one hundred meters is usual. It might matter if it changes how you mean the wish, or how you feel about it.

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Seems reasonable. Well, I guess I get to think about superpowers now. And see if we can come up with any more clever ideas.

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...My emergency wish, if I make one. Does it need to include healing myself or can I just wait for Solvei to do that? asks Bella. Since you'll be taking my soul out and putting it in a gem anyway. I mean, is there irrecoverable damage that could happen to my body?

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With enough magic another puella magi will be able to restore you from even no body at all, but it would take a lot of the non-wishing kind.

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I'd definitely do it, but I have no idea how long it would take or how hard it would be.

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And I don't know how uncomfortable it is to be stuck as a gem if my body dies. If it can die normally. She puts the flanksteak in the oven.

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The bodies are just as biological as ever.

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You know, muses Solvei, if we're really going to be properly immortal, and really intend to stay that way, we're going to have what I might call an... incentives problem. Since magical girls run on witch byproducts, and witches are 'born of the despair in people's hearts'. What happens thousands of years from now when we've engineered a despair-free future? Do we then run out of power and die? Are we going to need some kind of, of consensually operated despair farm? I mean, not that I'm going to let these concerns dissuade me from solving the immediate problem, but it's something to think about.

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You know what, if I spend thousands of years engineering a despair-free future and then something I need to live is obsolete and for whatever reason I can't be a computer upload or something instead to address that problem, this is still really competitive with all other options on the table.

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Yeah, of course, but then you end up in a position where you require the side effects of despair in order to live, and that's not the best position from which to engineer a despair-free future, I don't think. Like I said, I'm not about to let that stop me. But I'd rather notice it and point it out than let it pass me by and end up surprised by the conflict later. Pause. Also, Sis volunteers for the consensually operated despair farm.

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...What a weird thing to volunteer for.

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I mean, when you think about it, her life already pretty much consists of volunteering for the very non-consensually-operated despair farm so we don't die...

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I would think it was a line of work she would want to get out of. Let's try and engineer a despair-free future where we can run on alternative fuel sources.

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Won't catch me arguing.

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Hey, furball. If a puella magi's body is totally destroyed another girl could make her a new one, right? Is there any reason this could not happen without the destruction step to let one gem operate two bodies?
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...Intrigued glance from Solvei.

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Yes, that could be done, although it would take a lot of magic to make it to begin with and more magic from moment to moment than most girls use to operate two bodies.

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So probably not the most efficient thing I could try. Pity. That would be... interesting.

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Well, if you can figure out how to pull off the relevant murder with a wish that is having-two-bodies-themed that'll make it cheaper. Right?

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Right.

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We could probably unify 'steal all of her magic' and 'give ourselves a second body' if we tried, but it might be better to go for something more... broadly useful. Having two bodies is not a tremendous magical advantage as magical advantages go, especially if they can't go more than a hundred meters from each other.

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Right. Well, it was a thought. She gets up (and puts Kyubey from her lap onto Solvei's head) to go check the steak.

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Now Solvei has a cute fluffy alien on her head. Whatever will she do.

Apparently what she will do is think about desirable superpowers some more.

So let's see. We could try to get some kind of telekinesis or small-object-teleportation power to get Ghyslaine's gem away from her before she can do anything to us. We could try to get some kind of stealth or self-teleportation power to sneak up on her. Telekinsesis can also be good for smashing things, I imagine. It would be really nice if we knew in advance which of these things were actually likeliest to work.
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The steak is fine. Yeah. Kyubey, are there any special restrictions about magically affecting others' soul gems?

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The other girl will instinctively resist things that affect her like that with her own magic. If nothing else happens, it's an endurance or an efficiency cost. But a wish specialized for the purpose could make that easy to win.

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Hmm. If we wished for telekinesis, and specifically wanted it to be effective against gems...?

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A lot could still depend on how much magic you had and how much she had. A wish you feel more strongly about will get better results there. But you might succeed like that as long as she didn't stop you somehow before she ran out of magic.

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Not as promising as I'd like... we might have to settle for it, though.

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Yeah.

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It's unfortunate that our wish is so constrained by what will help us not immediately die.

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Well, if you pull it off there's still mine left.

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Yes. It's just, two unconstrained wishes would be better than one.

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Especially since you've got more room than I do. Yeah. No point dwelling on it unless there's a nonmagical murder attempt you'd previously sat on that you're willing to make with an emergency wish in the queue.

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Alas, no.

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Yeah.