Haiti's doing fabulously. "Now we buy out all the slaveowners, Grenada first -"
"I don't get reasons. Sometimes you get a feel for it over time but not so much on questions like 'this country first', might be they riot at the end of the week unless we prevent it or might be that it'll be a good scale to start or might be there's a guy there who should be president of the new Vanda Nossëo member state we're building, or -"
"No. You are absolutely right that it is insane to give up this amount of optimization power and that we should make it known to every potionmaker in the world that there's a market for as much Felix as they can produce and go around impulse-fixing things we might otherwise never have guessed were problems, at least if the fixes hold up in the long term and if it doesn't throw absurd results as soon as it's given to a teleporter with a much much bigger scope of stuff to get lucky over. But - not the same person, not more than a day at a time - this can't be healthy -"
"They'd need to have the right priorities, no matter how committed they are to fixing the universe if what they want deep down is for the pretty girl they saw on television to like them then Felix'll arrange that and it won't be obvious what it's doing in the middle -"
"Peal sent back the list of magic interaction results!" he tells his wife. "Highlight is that demons basically can't make anything and we should probably get some planets turned into breeding colonies for various scarce kinds of magical creature if we want to be in a position to meaningfully scale up potionmaking. Space Arda folks observe that daeva will take meticulously good care of magic animals if traded breeding sets, might be the best way to do some of the ones that are dangerous and not likely to do well just given their own planet and no supervision. They have a panel of kinds of mind-affecting magic to try against Occlumency on somebody who is not you."
"Are there single mes? I am sure they would adore yous but it might make more sense to, like, propose they collaborate on a project, we really haven't the faintest idea how to carry on a romance and won't be motivated enough to plead with Timothies for cues until we have noticed how smart you are - knowing it isn't the same thing, it's hard to describe -"
"Yeah it's like - if there's a genderswapped Alessadro Volta somewhere I would happily, uh, acknowledge in the abstract that I bet we'd get along? But I wouldn't be especially moved to go and meet her. If I met her and then she - explained things in a way you can only explain them when you really understand them because you have a really good mental map of the concept space you're navigating, something like that, then there'd be a sort of moment of 'oh yes yes this I want to be around to see this person think' and it's for that specific person, I don't think it's for the template."
"Yeah I glanced at that too. Finding all the dementors will be a hassle and then it looks like there's no shortcut for going and grabbing 'em one by one and I didn't see great options for better wizarding prisons either unless someone's passionate about the subject and cares to wish one up."
"She's trying to get it to cover a lot of edge cases. She did the teleport sort of hackily - she says her other spells are a lot more elegant and handle weird use cases much better - and wants a resurrection spell that will not cause any problems in its own right. So. A long time."
Sure, can do.
Lórien says that the forest is not intended for that but, yes, it would certainly suffice. Maybe they should use one of the wished-up ones that are not in Valinor, he is not sure it'd be conducive to the bliss of Valinor to have human murderers there.
Wizard magic rocks: can in fact dowse for dementors.
They clear out Azkaban, take the prisoners to a Lórien with a block on purposeful magic, take the dementors the two hops to Edda's neighborhood, leave them floating there a thousand lightyears from anything, wait for Aaron to go find all the rest and bring them over as well.
They drop by the Wizengamot to explain themselves. The prisoners are safely contained, they are no longer suffering as much as they deserve but all Dementors are gone and this is a worthwhile tradeoff.
"Do you consider yourself the de facto ruler of Britain?" someone asks Timothy coldly.
"I don't want to assume that role until I can be a little bit more predictable to my subjects than is feasible at present."
"It's only the courteous thing to do, really, I show up back from the dead teleporting wandlessly and updating the Wizengamot on what I did with all the prisoners from their prison from which a breakout is supposed to be impossible, he's probably wondering if he should be worried."