Macalaurës who have not yet seduced a Rebecca feel that they have been issued a challenge. They get to work on it.
He goes to Eclipse and does research. Eclipse makes him feel very uncomfortable.
"You are an infinitely powerful alien and I think Rebeccas are very pragmatic, and also they have an 1800s Earth concept of marriage, the 'you have the right to do that' thing is pretty inevitable once you marry her. If you do not want to have the right to mistreat a Rebecca in the opinion of the Rebecca you will probably have to wait for another one from a world with higher standards."
"He doesn't mind some Eclipse things but he minds, like, the idea that they'd be okay even if they weren't what you wanted. Like, if I grab you and drag you into bed, that is okay, because you would think it was nice, and it wouldn't be okay if you found it scary or upsetting and just endured it because you loved me."
"That's not exactly the standard it's that - it would be extra bad to hurt someone who felt like they just had to accept that and get used to it and not fuss about it. And since you can't bring the chance of hurting someone down to nothing it's tempting to try to change the thing that makes it extra bad."
Eclipse has many things. In the modern day they have catlogued a truly staggering variety of subtleties of dynamic and kink. In the 1800s there was less of that, although still plenty of range between "kneeling, occasional spanking, husbandly permission required for major decisions" and "wife not allowed to speak to strangers or eat anything not handfed to her and sleeps in a locked box and is well acquainted with various medieval torture devices".
"There is a world where everybody is kinky and he has decided he wants that world's Rebecca but is worried about the 'acculturated into reaaally low expectations' thing. I said I don't think you have reaaaally low expectations but I don't know if his Rebecca's low expectations can be fixed with enough magic presents."
"And she's too Catholic to just go around having fun until a sufficiently kinky me turns up somewhere in the multiverse. ...'too Catholic' is actually a lot of the problem here, I can do either 'sincerely believes one shouldn't refuse their husband anything' or 'into some extreme stuff' but both is scary."
"Anyway, it is very mean to resurrect a Rebecca without planning to marry her that very week, because Catholicism prohbits extramarital sex, and we'd like to get them all back now so the Catherines can grow up together - apparently Catherines get along splendidly with themselves -"
"People who live in the city are very used to seeing aliens by now, don't worry about your hair."
"Yes, it is irresponsible to get married right off the bat, but you're supposed to be discreet until you're married, see."
"I don't think it's political, he's wildly in love with her, but it would be good politics, everyone being all angry about reds like they are..."
He does concerts in Eclipse and looks for good candidates to be friends for his Rebecca. They will need to appreciate music and be good people and have sensible understandings of consent and so on and find it intensely romantic to eventually go be ladies-in-waiting for a princess on an Elf planet.
He absorbs Eclipse media and finds erotica that is hot instead of weird and uncomfortable and if the concert fans seem like the right kind of person he nags Michael to come bring the kids and Rebecca to a series of lovely Eclipse parks and playgrounds where they can entertain candidates.
...
...
The first few days after giving birth would be kind of dicey for certain things but it's not like if he wanted she'd fuss about it...
...
If Catherine or future siblings of Catherine needed her presumably he could figure that out? Maybe this is a very convoluted way of asserting that Rebecca is responsible for allocating enough of her attention to childcare.
Oooh.
Well, as the baby evidences she is not a confused virgin which is sort of a pity but means she can imagine without any anatomical bewilderment all kinds of things. There are no medieval torture devices, just casual forceful handling as an incidental because that's hot, and being told what to do because that is the right and proper shape of the universe is her being told what to do.
...when she eventually drags her mind out of the gutter: security and affection and babies (?) and being hand-fed and petted (brief detour to gutter) and a wedding and - huh she does not know his name.
"...like, how invulnerable to physical harm?" If he's suggesting it he probably doesn't want to reserve the option to physically harm her. Even if she is bad. She is ambivalent about him having the option to physically harm her for being bad. But losing the nice prickles when he grabs her hair or not being able to get the wind knocked out of her if he suddenly wants her on her back on the floor or whatever would be sad.
She did not enter this marriage anatomically bewildered but she is still really impressed after multiple minutes have elapsed. And she is letting herself be simply full of experiences, she doesn't have to decide anything because that is all her husband's job, she is free free free to just feel and melt and obey and fly -
"There are, as far as we can tell, infinitely many worlds. I know there's been discussion in Hell of the bizarre phenomenon where conjuring for all worlds doesn't get anything new but then a few years later someone new will show up, with a long established history; this is because of a phenomenon called adjacency, where some worlds neighbor each other and some do not. Travel of any kind is only possible between adjacent worlds. Summoning works in the worlds adjacent to the daeva realms. The three new worlds that started summoning recently are ones whose stars were destroyed and who we brought over so they're now in range. There's a transit network, extranet, and political associations among many worlds in the multiverse. Endorë and this Earth have been left ignorant of it because it would be extraordinarily dangerous for the means of conjurable dimensional travel to become widely known in Hell."
"Pair them with someone with precognition so we know about any potential disasters before they endanger anyone. We have a very restricted in scope means of making text unconjurable, so if we catch someone quickly enough we might have a chance at getting rid of the source they ran across. Work with the GCP to come up with a plan for management of a wider range of potential wrongdoing, including crimes against people who accidentally end up in Hell somehow and crimes against people of species that hatch from eggs. Make public the existence of the multiverse in a manner that emphasizes the current - non-conjurable - means of interdimensional transit and ensures no records are available that should spur interest in the original one. Talk with the GCP about their willingness to serve as the daeva law enforcement agency of choice for a much larger number of alien partners or if they prefer we assemble our own organization."
"To catch things before they happen with the precog we'd need every two hours. There's someone else who could cover for you for time off or in the case of other urgent GCP work, but he's a child and not reliable as our primary source here. To catch things before a worldleaping daeva could cause harm, we'd have five days. We're hoping for frequent checks in the immediate aftermath of the news coming out and then a slower rate not sufficient for information security but adequate for safety once there's less scrutiny."
She has a contract! Supervisor in this department, confidentiality is a necessity. Vanda Nossëo has a procedure for pursuit of complaints in cases of people who didn't do anything yet because a precog caught it but who were going to do something serious; informing Hell about worldleapers would qualify. There's a catalogue, 'payment options for demons interested in working with Vanda Nossëo'. "This is a priority of ours, you can more or less pick out anything there of interest."
"Not strongly opposed but we'd need something worked out for jurisdiction, and I don't think we want to establish that anyone can set up their own systems, lest someone have an inhumane one -"
"The GCP -"
"They do their best."
"Your grace."
"They're fine with us being the summoners modulo logistical considerations which are about to be obviated, and they don't object if we don't gag the demons, are there really other complaints that won't be fixed with some money for good lawyers?"
"They just very conspicuously think all demons are terrible."
"But they believe they deserve rights anyway. It really is different. ...draw up a proposal, in case the GCP doesn't want that kind of volume of new subscribers, but if they'll have us I favor keeping things contained."
And they're all set up to strongly encourage anyone in Hell who wants a hatched kid to come have their kid on a planet newly set up for that where their kid can be a summoner and accordingly safer, can the GCP amend its bylaws to prosecute child abuse in Hell? "If the wording also prohibited the making of Elves, without drawing attention to that as something anybody could do, that would be convenient."
Calado bus guy upgrades to an eight-car shuttle and an elevated boarding platform so he doesn't get stuck if there are too many people standing where he's trying to land his bus. The shuttle now lands on its elevated-platform rails and people can board. Ticketing is on the Elendil end because Elendil is safer.
"If I had the fancy kind of teleport I could just vanish with the gun," bus guy grumbles to his windshield, and then pops back and forth across the aisle of his bus five times, anxiously - "does this stupid country even have police -"
He steps out of the shuttle.
He and mugger and gun disappear.
He and mugger and gun appear in the middle of the ocean.
" - I can tell them that you don't want to but I don't know much about the process, they might want to anyway. You can tell them not to when they stop by to talk but I don't know if I can get them not to stop by in the first place, I think once it's reported they are strict about procedures and stuff."
"For kidnapping their emissaries. If you attacked me, they'd prosecute that. If you attack people in Calado, well, you're an asshole, but they can't police the whole universe. I kind of wish they'd arrest you, because mugging people is horrible and Calado's law enforcement seems kind of inconsistent, but it's not how they work."
"...don't you have the whole color thing so the distinction is easier to understand? I am an alien. I drive a bus. Drove a bus. My country has a government. That government has some rules, like that you can't endanger people using teleportation, that it only enforces on its own citizens - and some rules that it enforces everywhere. Like - Calado only enforces rules about theft in Calado, right, but they'd enforce population control anywhere. And if some purple in Calado does something, that doesn't mean their government does it, right?"
"Look," bus guy says in his hearing, "people in Calado need a way to get out of Calado because the entire country is an unmitigated disaster. Find someone else who wants to do it."
"- this is a court."
"Yeah yeah - I couldn't think of anywhere else where the gun going off definitely wouldn't kill random innocent people, I know the rules, I understand that I hurt someone, if I were to be allowed to keep the teleport I'd make sure to know a larger definitely empty safe location to teleport people in an emergency before working a route there - I had a safe location but it was safe for 'building collapsing on people' not for 'nut with gun' - does that cover the court part so now we can talk about Calado -"
" - that is not how -"
"This is really important! I'll subsidize them if the problem is that Vanda Nossëo won't and no one wants to pay the stupid tolls! They live in Calado and they deserve the right to leave!"
The court is charmed. Bus guy gets a fine and a reassignment to a very safe route with a bar on visiting non-member countries.
Someone else inquires with same blue about recontinuing shuttle services.
" - so I'll admit I'm curious," says the emissary to Celenta to his liaison, "why does anybody still live in Calado? Elendil's nice, they've got the language - I get why they'd have wanted to dip their toes in the water first but it's been months now, they could have lined up jobs, and to all appearances Calado is a disaster."
Mugger gets a court-ordered apology note from bus guy.
Hey, it says. I hope getting an email isn't stressful, I told them you wouldn't want to talk to them but I think they were going to go anyway, in case I intimidated you into saying that or something. Did you want specific magic stuff? I can probably get you specific magic stuff the legal way. (Not personally, I'm not allowed back in Calado, but I could ship them if you would like that. I apologize for dropping you in the ocean. I just wanted somewhere the gun wouldn't go off and I would never have let you drown but you couldn't have known that. Also if you had shot me you would probably have drowned so I apologize for putting you in that position.
- Dave
Well, the spell for it was developed about forty local years back and then a world with a more efficient way was discovered maybe twenty local years ago and they have a consortium and they can all describe their worlds individually - lots of them are expats living on Vanda Nosseëo - "we have a consortium, we do humanitarian aid everywhere and have internal free trade and free migration -"
Cool! The membership requirements should go up online so everyone can read them and ask questions, and it has to pass a vote, "but the membership requirements are mostly things we'll help you with if you're not there yet - humane prisons and universal access to healthcare and education and freedom of speech and the same laws for everyone -"
"Anyone natively of Materia - they have humans and nymphs and elves and dragons and so on - anyone native to Sandstorm - they're all these little hobbitish people, have a magic system that does its own resurrections - wizards in Hazel - flat Elves - I'm missing a couple -"
"Ezerrm."
"Oh yeah."
"Ilbabai."
" - that one I didn't know, really?"
"I think so?"
" - we'll hook you guys up to the multiversal internet and then you can read about everyone yourselves."
It's horrifying from start to finish with a funny epilogue. But it's over now. Elentári was the first member! Mîr is not a member but they're, like, buddies. The newest member state is called Voa, it's a nation of a billion and a little bit on a planet called Amenta in the dimension right next to Revelation. Poor Amentans really really really badly want kids and ran out of space on their planet and had horrible population controls. They look like humans with brightly colored hair.
Horrible population controls! The country that practiced infanticide was fond of how well it deterred unauthorized children, and they didn't want to stop, and the consortium was not equipped to handle a problem like that exactly but someone announced they'd resurrect the babies, which made it cease to function as a deterrent, which got the country to change.
yeah but I made a big fuss about it in court. i said that people were in the middle of their magic classes and some of them had plans and we were as bad as calado if we jerked them around just because I was stupid and I didn't care what they did to me but they had to find someone to keep the bus running
and they got someone so that's okay. I think they're paying her out of state funds, I did it just for fares, but whatever
"Uh. Some worlds have a all-powerful creator called God who made them and pays special attention to their people. Some of them are really conspicuous and some are subtle and some maybe aren't actually a thing. And in our world, the way it goes is that God made us, and then we were fucking up a lot and so he had a son, whose job was to - forgive us. No matter what. And love us no matter what. And the son grew up and went around teaching, you know, give to the poor and choose God above everything and turn the other cheek and he got a big following and it skeeved the government out so they executed him."
"The Empress of Mîr? I can look it up -" He does. "Uh. She was - Amentan four-and-a-bit when she got recruited to be a magical girl and get into magic fights with witches and destroy them to protect people, and she had to keep resetting time to do it, and then one day the princess Lúthien landed on her and they figured out how to take the whole magic system from the aliens and use it to fix everything at once and got married and founded Mîr. Is that all blue?"
"...that's not what I mean. What I mean is, like, is there an experience associated with getting them, can you then trade them to other people and is there an experience associated with that, if someone said 'yeah I took some souls but it was ages ago I forget how many' would that be surprising, if someone said 'I tried to take this guy's soul but then later it turned out he hadn't had one' would that be surprising..."
If Vanda Nossëo operatives could be guaranteed that as long as they perform their job duties and obey the law they will not be randomly taken hostage by private security operating on behalf of any one of the three hundred senators with complete impunity, then they could run a magic school and modernize health clinics and fund education and improve prison conditions in Calado and maybe people would not want to leave.
"So," someone says to the Amentan delegates to Vanda Nossëo, "traditionally we'd give them a couple months to think about it and if they're persistent we'd lift the restrictions on private citizens of member states rescuing Calador citizens. But I think your recommendations are going to carry the day here, it's your world and a society with which you have a lot more history."
"And Oahk is considering membership. Very slowly, but still. It is not very easy to persuade the courts of the merits of an unprovoked war; if there turns out to be a unanimous consensus that this is the best option I'd be optimistic about taking it to them, but, well, any considerations against are going to get a lot of weight."
"There's precedent for cooperating with a country to freeze emigration but it's typically a country with which we have good diplomatic relations and which makes a convincing case that an emigration freeze is in the best interests of their people. If any of you need that we can get it approved. But - we don't just have poor diplomatic relations with Calado, we literally cannot safely go within snatch-us-out-of-the-sky range of them, so I don't foresee cooperation on this."
"We'd want to outfit the greys with whatever fanciness you've got, build some coalition, deliver a clear ultimatum if there's something we'd take instead, and if refused or they fail to follow through in we go, collect surrenders with as high a threat to death ratio as possible, round up the remaining senators and regional executive politics blues plus their military liaison roles and turn them over to Vanda Nossëo prisons for at least token sentences..."
Nod. "I think the relevant demand is 'let people emigrate or work with us to negotiate an emigration freeze that serves your people'. Courts won't convict them just of being responsible for running their country very badly but it is plausible to me that every single one of those people has committed crimes which we would prosecute were it our jurisdiction. I suppose I could have someone look into whether that is, in fact, the case...
On the internet some people are discussing whether someone who ran for the Calador senate on a platform of getting Calado a colony planet would win. They have a poll. The poll options are
> yeah I'd go for that
> I wouldn't believe them unless there were alien ships in the sky trailing banners that said 'yeah we will do the planet if so-and-so is in power'
> I wouldn't believe it even then
> I wouldn't believe it but I'd vote for them, why not?
> I don't vote and wouldn't vote under any circumstances
> I don't want us to work with the aliens to meet their standards and get a planet
I'm from an Earth. there are lots of Earths. if they were the same about the time I was born, they'll both have me on them. i haven't bugged them because it'd be weird to do for no reason but my limbo one will be indestructible so VN wouldn't have a real good reason not to let him to go to calado if he wanted
and he probably has buddies in limbo, been there for ages
they track weirdly well until modern history except for one that's still from before we invented electricity
then they diverge, there's one with a secret vampire government that went public and mine fought off an alien invasion and the one with limbo and the one with warp and the one where everyone is kinky (yeah really) and the Empress's one
This planet has nocturnal humanoids with prehensile tails who complain about the weather (it's been cloudy, they miss the stars) and the elections (he talks like he's never bought his own groceries; she has the tact of a drunk toddler) and the tunnelcars (they shrank the seats again, you have to pay extra for legroom).
Ten local years, which are shorter than Amentan ones, so plenty of people remember the vote. "Didn't you guys just join up? I think I saw something about it on the news. The actual vote was a breeze, for us - the tricky part was the courts ruled we had to modify our Constitution to meet some of the requirements, and that requires a three-fourths vote and that one almost didn't pass. Once it did, though, I think it was something like eighty-three percent favoring membership. They give out all that stuff, you know."
"It was the rule about equality under the law - we had a Constitutional provision mandating special protections for historically disadvantaged groups. Vanda Nossëo was going to let us keep it with - I might not be remembering the details right - but various subpopulations had to be in favor? But our courts said that we couldn't join an organization with different laws until we modified ours."
"And a long time ago they weren't allowed to work prestigious kinds of jobs and so the rule was in place, making up for it, making sure they had a fair shot now. People were worried the percentage of them would go down once we changed the law but they just funnelled tons of money into scholarships and it's been fine."
"Ah. I don't read the galactic news much. - the thing about treating some people worse than others is that - if we're all glad the Elves didn't decide to run their mutliverse collective that way - and they could have, they used to keep that non-obvious but after the Kandrona war there wasn't much point in pretending - anyway, if we're glad that they didn't go 'but we're objectively superior, we're smarter and faster and prettier and cleaner and longer-lived, of course you don't get the same rights we do' - then we've got to - generalize, right, and say that maybe when we did the same thing..."
"I went to school before we met the aliens, they just taught that we used to oppress people and now we try to fix it. I don't know about these days. But people online talk a lot about what real cosmopolitan secularism looks like, the hard kind, the kind that isn't about 'we look different on the surface' but 'we are, actually, deeply and profoundly different and some of us are in fact better' - and it comes up sometimes there."
Cube because the commute to Vanda Nossëo was such a hassle! Cube because they had a phobia of tigers and lots of people in Cube go around as tigers all the fucking time. Aurum because the vampires are scary. Aurum because the idea of a vampire mating on you is scary. Casentar because they prohibit skiing and this guy loves skiing. Ambaróna because they didn't like monarchy, or Elves. Mîr because they didn't like how powerful the Empress was even though she's really benevolent about it. A dozen other places for reasons like 'the trains are better' or 'needed to get away from my folks' or 'I'm writing a thesis on the distributed democracy thing' or 'I wanted to live on a majority-human planet."
"We have been trying to reach out to them about an agreement under which we'd help them restrict emigration to a level that matched population growth without controls and they would accordingly end controls and permit external humanitarian organizations to provide services. I do not see any prospects of such an agreement being reached with the current government, and we've struggled to find candidates for office who might support negotiating towards an agreement, though I do think they'd win an election if the public, uh, believed them."
"I anticipate that many people in Calado might privately arrange contracts with teleporters to depart for elsewhere, and that many teleporters might offer those services cheaply or free on the principle that everyone ought to have the right to vote with their feet - or the less noble principle that your senators are really annoying."
"We've noticed. There are a lot of bored Limboites, we might be able to pay them a lot of money to do it. - it's not a very good solution. But the courts consistently oppose overthrowing governments for mere incompetence, because of the precedent it sets, and my understanding is that while there is a coalition of Amentan nations in favor, it's not a very strong one and non-Amentans find the idea of authorizing a war very hard to countenance."
"We would recognize a Calador government and open relations with them should they demonstrate that they are in fact in a position of setting law and policy. A civil war is an outcome we're very motivated to avoid, and we would consider providing resources that would make it less likely that an attempted coup would result in protracted conflict."
"I think we would want to be satisfied that a prospective government had a reasonable plan for how they'd govern and a plan to get there, at which point we could provide resources including demon-aided forensics, magical backup like that which was employed in the Yvaltan secession..."
"We've been trying, without much success, to figure out how to collaborate with the government on policy for a stable and peaceful Calado that doesn't have to use force to keep people around. We're interested in figuring out whether there's anybody with whom we could successfully collaborate on that."
"The government has no public support and no credibility, there's persistent muttering about whether it would just be better to authorize a neighbor to conquer the country, the borders are currently closed because everybody was going to leave, and inquiries about how Vanda Nossëo would treat with a different government have come from people who are in a position to bring that about.
Those people are not blue. Our impression is that it will be most reassuring if Calado's leadership stays blue."
Dove-grey tourist, who is a high-ranking general in the Calador army, gets an email. The email says that they looked further into blues with political interests compatible with greater cooperation and the problem with people over twenty is persistent but they had a productive conversation with so-and-so, who regrettably won't be 20 for a while.
And that if it'd be useful to have nonlethal weapons and medics on standby Vanda Nossëo has a lot of both.
the idea is that everyone deserves to be comfortable no matter how much they suck
i think that's true for people in, like, my world
where if they did something horrible they got caught immediately and the person they did it to knew they'd get caught immediately and they were raised with this idea so it doesn't feel like we're saying it's not very serious by having cushy jails
i think it sort of breaks down for a place where they did horrible things for a long time and most of the people they hurt had no recourse
and you have the death penalty for serious crimes so this doesn't feel serious
Vanda Nossëo releases a statement emphasizing that it's typically unwise to have coups because of the risk of a partial success and protracted violence, but acknowledging the new Calador government and announcing the immediate deployment of observers to supervise Calado's membership election and commending the parties for a peaceful transition of power.
They resurrect the handful of soldiers killed in the brief fighting.
Calado senators, scattered across moons and planets in five dozen star systems, can play ping-pong and Super Mario Kart with their fellow inmates.
"You guys have a military? We don't have a military."
"They maintain the trails in the national parks and rescue dumb boaters and parachute down onto kickball fields at the start of the national matches."
" - how would they even -"
" - well, I don't really know. But if they managed it'd be upsetting. It'd be upsetting if, say, Loki overthrew Vanda Nossëo, and that could happen."
" - it's like, you know, some places keep a ceremonial monarch even after they have delegated all the non-ceremonial duties to an elected legislature, we did that but with our military. We have very well-maintained trails. Do you care for hiking? I can recommend some and get us an excursion permit."
"The post-coup government of Calado has announced their intent to hold members of the previous Calador government under Calador law -" she frowns, looks something up - "pursuant to national security. Huh, okay - so you're not charged with anything under galactic law, you are being held under Calador authority, and they handed you over to us because of a lack of local prison capacity that was secure and compatible with galactic standards."
"Purples are the ones that matter," Dave says to his parole supervisor. "You know their system, right -"
"Not really."
"Like, pretty much all real jobs are purple. Mechanic, that's purple, construction, that's purple, farmer's purple, miner's purple, factory's purple, girl jobs - hairstylist, housekeeper -"
"The idea is parents getting a little extra weight is better than saying some people shouldn't vote, and the kids get practice at their civic responsibilities. What my mom and dad did for me was they said 'we're voting on joining the aliens. Daddy's voting yes because he thinks there'll be more trucking and more money. Mommy's voting yes because she thinks the aliens were good stopping the Yeerks. You can vote however you want' and then I said yes too but I felt like I was choosing."
"Like, your blues took the best idea in history, the idea our forefathers fought and died for, and they managed to make it so meaningless no one even bothered participating in it. They took something where the whole point is to hear peoples voices and they used it to, like, train them how useless it was to talk."
"So when we were writing our Constitution we wrote it all and then some people were like 'great, that's a big list of things the government can do. What about a list of things the government can't do?' And they added the bill of rights which is rules about things the government can't do, no matter what, not if there's a war on, not if the President says so, not to anyone. Freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of religion - I don't actually remember the other two, there're two more -" he looks them up -
"- like, say it's before the aliens, and I'm a farmer and I've got a place out in the country and someone breaks down my door in the middle of the night and I shoot him, maybe some rich judge who grew up in a city and went to school there and lives in a gated community is gonna be like 'why didn't you call the police?' - cuz it takes them forty minutes to get there, dude, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere. 'why didn't you give him a warning' - my wife and kids were sleeping in that house, man, he's not getting a warning - but my neighbors, my neighbors will get it, because they live there too."
"I guess. It had some good stuff - like, most of it was good stuff, love your neighbor and be faithful to your wife and have faith in God and work hard and there'll be something good waiting for you on the other side - but there were also a lot of wars over it so who knows really. Maybe Jesus when we resurrect him but we haven't yet because it's really controversial."
"It's a weird system," says one of Dave's friends. "Like, do I want government work, fuck no, but I think it'd piss me off if they were like 'no, we don't take your kind'."
"I might wanna be a senator," says the guy who cleans the shuttleports. "Seems like a cool job, odd jobs really, figure out what people want and get it done."
"And they do the police and stuff - not often, the rule is like, you turn yourself in and then the courts respect that you were honest and admitted it and that the demons could spend their time on planets, but like people wouldn't turn themselves in if they didn't know the courts could demon it."
"And they help people recover old documents and rebuild historic sites and stuff, lotsa people are really into that."
" - it's, like, songs by real people about real people. I really don't think greens could do it. Like, you know, 'I'm sick of waiting tables, I'mma get out of this two-stoplight town and go to the city', that's a country song. 'Don't fucking offer me overtime, I'll work my shift and then I'll go get drunk', that's a country song."
Yvalta has adopted a policy of not letting entire families leave the country at the same time; there is still some attrition, but they keep it slow. Other permissions-based countries are either taking this opportunity to force through the next most popular population control policy or wheedling more servants than just the red-replacement golems out of Vanda Nossëo.
If they'd rather have servants they get servants. Yvalta gets some cheerful Elf and human immigrants; the Elves mostly wear green silk headscarves and sing and paint and buy up an apartment building and make it absurdly pretty, and the humans do all kinds of things. A particularly successful one organizes redubbing of alien television for Yvalta audiences.
"Better teleport is a Loki spell, and if you're screened for any of them you might as well get the healing because the healing is really good. It's incredibly hard to qualify, though - I might get rejected because not a clean record - that teleport can move stars. You can't have anyone who ever fucks up or who any price could buy or who might change their mind about what they care about."