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what mutant sex ed. what is different about mutant sex.

...are you telling me there was no surrogate involved here.

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There was no surrogate involved.

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...and all mutants are like this.

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Not all. Little more than a third.

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He is having a lot of different and conflicting internal reactions to this news.

...so, condoms. gotcha.

He'll just...file this away for later. This whole thing.

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If you want to come by the school at some point the clinic can check that.

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He nods quickly.

yeah, that, uh, definitely seems like the kind of thing i should know.

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We were a surprise!

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...okay, that did it. He starts cracking up.

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It is technically biologically inaccurate to call Erik Lehnsherr my father and Charles Xavier Emily's!

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charles fucking xavier and erik fucking lehnsherr had twin babies by accident.

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Yep. And I almost killed him! Gestating a fully manifested telepath is dangerous business without another telepath on hand to keep them from accidentally melting your brain.

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our lives are so fucking weird.

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You're not wrong.

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...this totally throws off my calculations about whether it's an advantage to turn into a chick, though.

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What calculations?

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eh, i just think about it sometimes since i figured out it was possible. takes some time and effort, though.

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Which direction is the calculation thrown towards?

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well, the whole 'pregnancy' thing...don't get me wrong, i like dangerous shit, but 'surprise now you have to not fuck up this kid's life' is a whole different kind of dangerous.

so...extra point for turning into a chick, i guess?

i mean, that kind of assumes i can mess with my internal organs anyway, but. yeah.

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Aww. Shoulderpat. Yeah.

I have the complementary mutation and, uh, even if I were seriously attracted to girls there's no way I'd sleep with one, even a theoretical chance of knocking someone up and losing contact and then I have a kid I never get to know is horrifying.

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He tries to conceal the fact that he finds this mutation to be very attractive and fails miserably, because someone is reading his mind.

yeah, i feel it.

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...I don't actually have a dick, she clarifies.

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...still hot honestly. don't ask me why!

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Enh, kinks don't have to be rational.

Gay or bisexual, I haven't picked up which?

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eh, bi, i think. i just get fewer girls beating me up so i notice them less.

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