Usually, it only takes him five minutes to do this kind of thing. But this deal is last minute, and after twenty minutes, Emma's restless. Jerhattan's gotten a lot of rain recently, and the bench by the door is too wet to sit on, so she's just leaning awkwardly against the wall while she waits. There isn't even anyone to talk to; the office is totally dead on weekends. So Emma dips a toe in a nearby puddle and starts drawing patterns on the ground. It's something to do, at least.
"... I do happen to know a lot of languages, I get the ones from every person that summons me. I have been summoned a lot. No, I'm not a Talent. A daeva's a summonable immortal person with magic powers of various flavors, mine's telekinesis. Usually what happens is a summoner summons a daeva and pays them in various ways for doing various magical tasks."
"Uh... Telekinesis isn't magic," she says carefully. "Henry Darrow proved it, um, about twenty years ago I think? Have you been to the Center? It's not far outside Jerhattan, they've got other kinetics you could talk to."
Well, he's being very cooperative for a possibly insane Talent, but she's still not going to just hand over her phone. (Even if he could probably just lift it away from her. That's a thing kinetics can do, right? Man, those vidcasts did not have enough information.) She pulls up a map of Jerhattan and shows it to him. "We're here, and the Center is outside the city here," she explains. In Urdu. Without noticing.
"It's- uh, full name, full name, Center for Parapsychic Talents-" When she gets to the Center's proper name, she notices the language change; confused once she thinks back and realizes what she did, she switches back to English. "-it's just. What Talents do? If the Center tests you and says you're a Talent, you register with them and then you're one of theirs. Training, housing at their compound (which looks really nice), you can draw on their accounts, they're the ones who manage all the job contracts and emergency teams and legal protection and stuff like that." She looks envious. "And the contracts pay really well, too, I've seen some of Dad's contracts with them."
"Uh. I guess it depends. Generally nothing? It's not illegal or anything? You'd have a hard time finding a teacher, outside the center, if you wanted one. If you want to work as a Talent, it'd be, uh, pretty weird. I mean, I'm not an expert or anything, but I think most companies would rather hire from the Center. If you do something normal-illegal, you deal with the LEO same as anyone, but if you do anything with your powers the LEO will call in the Center to find you, so. Um. Don't steal things, or anything." She tilts her head at him. "There's vidcasts explaining all this stuff...?"
"Sorry for the trouble of explaining all of this to me," he says, kindly. "I think I lack a lot of the background information to get a lot from vidcasts. And - I don't think I need training, unless they're very very good at it - what's the upper limit on what kinetics can do?"
Emma peers through the glass doors- still no sign of her dad, okay, she can explain for a bit. "I haven't met any, before you, so, uh, grain of salt. But I know they can float things around? Dad's company uses them for precision work, but the vidcasts have some example video of a kinetic racing a forklift and a body builder." She grins slightly. "The kinetic wins by a lot."
She frowns, trying to remember the contract details. She hasn't had to translate a contract involving Talents in a couple years, but it's happened. "I don't think there's some limit everyone has. The contract I saw had something about calories...? I think it's kinda like working out?"
Emma grimaces slightly. She hates not knowing things. It happens regularly! But she doesn't like the feeling. At least he's not making the mildly exasperated, disappointed face her parents would. "I don't know precisely. I know there's nothing too crazy. No one's teleporting to Asia or flying or lifting buildings or anything? Uh, I think almost all of them need line of sight? At least a lot of the detail work does."
He smiles encouragingly at her. "What about the others, do you know? Precogs and finders and telepaths?"
She thinks back to the vidcasts. There was a whole section on 'signs you should get tested', if she can just remember it. "The vidcasts say, uh." She tries to recall the phrasing. "Telepaths can project or receive or both, usually at touch or short distances. Empaths about the same but just with projection. Finders and precogs usually have specialties, some finder woman does kids and is on the news sometimes. Finders use objects, precogs use dreams." She makes a face. "Being a precog sounds awful, lots of the legal stuff the Center has is to protect them."
"More like, didn't do enough or fast enough? The last big case was something about a canal with an oil fire that wasn't. I think, uh, companies with diverted boats were angry? It's hard to say 'this is how much worse it would have been' when the alternative never happened."
"He asked me for directions, and my language skills impressed him," she says. It's the truth... ish. "Um, but I didn't catch his name." On an impulse, she lets herself switch to one of his languages at random (it turns out to be Romanian). "He's a bit weird about Talents," she warns.
His accent is not atrocious. Actually, he sounds like a native speaker.
The excuse passes muster. "Good job, it's always good to get more practice," he says, slightly distracted with his eyes on the road. "You know how important these contracts are. Wouldn't want to get out of the h- oh!" He spots a car turning a corner and waves. "That must be the bigshot from Delhi."
He walks up to the group between Emma and Noel; he hesitates for a moment as he almost walks into Emma- him clearly expecting her to move, her too frozen in nervous surprise to move fast enough- then switches paths to go around Noel instead. Just as he tries to walk around, a gunshot rings out.
Well, the Very Official man is officially very lucky, too. Noel considers himself also very lucky, even though he was the one who was shot. He's immortal. He can take it. Better him than someone else, even if it stings like a bitch. He stumbles a bit from the bullet, and he'll have a bruise, but that's the worst of it.
"Ow," he growls, looking for the shooter. Fuck subtlety, someone's got a gun, and his summoner is in the line of fire, if she dies he can't stop the gunman. First priority: protect the squishies.
He picks up the car. He's very fast about this, but when he sets it down in between the squishies and the gunman he's got enough practice to not damage it. Something big and made of metal to hide behind, sure, but if he can avoid it he won't break someone's car. "Behind this, all of you. I'll take care of it."
And up he flies. Where is the idiot who thought shooting someone in front of him was a good idea?
Meanwhile, Bigshot's entourage has formed a defensive shield in front of him and are hustling him inside the vehicle. They seem to have a fair bit of practice with this scenario.
Noel flies over, and lands on the rooftop.
"Hello," he says. "Do you have a good reason for trying to assassinate someone while he is standing by a bunch of innocent bystanders?"
His response is a confusing babble of anti-capitalist propaganda, religious sayings and clearly parroted political hype. If allowed to ramble long enough, his speech can be condensed into roughly "the government is evil and his corporation enables it and he must be removed for the good of mankind." He doesn't seem clear on how, precisely, removing this man in particular will help, but he sounds quite confident that it will. He also seems convinced that this plan is Approved By God, or at the very least some man going by the title Very Reverend Ponsit Prosit.
"Okay. Well, if you don't mind, I am going to go take you back to people that vaguely resemble authorities, because I do not know enough about this shit to handle it properly."
Off the two of them float, back to the car. He leaves the gun, for now. He'll pick it up later if he wants it, but he'd rather not have a witness (crazy as he may be) seeing him taking it.
He mentally berates himself for flying now - Noel, you have a problem with disproportionate retribution. You did not need to break out the big gun to handle this, now you've gone and blown your cover as a special snowflake. Good job, genius. Ugh. He's very disappointed in himself. Getting shot is no excuse for sloppy handling of situations.
"Found the shooter," he calls, floating down with his prisoner. "Disarmed him. Didn't look like he had any immediate friends. Apparently part of the Faithful Brotherhood, though. Ring any bells?"
The man in the car barks something in Punjabi. The man nods and continues to Noel, "Mr. Ram wonders if you are on the Jerhattan Center's bodyguard roster? He has been in search of a new telekinetic guard since the station work began."
He gently lowers the crazy person to the bystander.
"Good to know."
With the car pulled away, Emma and her father are left without their original cover. Emma's father seems a bit shell shocked still, but Emma manages a nervous smile at Noel. "Thank you for, uh..." she looks uneasily at her dad and switches to a random language. "I don't know about fairies, but thank you for protecting us."
"You're welcome," says Noel, in the fairy language (its name is Ensiriash) she picked. "I shouldn't have gotten that showy, I went a bit overboard. Oh well." Pause. "Well, since you no longer think I'm crazy - you're my summoner, which means that you're the only one that can put me back. No rush, there, I don't want to go back immediately, but, yeah."
Emma's father frowns down at her. "English, please, Emma. You know the rules, it's not polite if you're not translating." He looks warily at Noel, but unfurls himself from around his daughter and stands to offer Noel a hand. "Thank you for your assistance, Mr. Duval." That will be all was unspoken but loud; his whole posture had tensed up.