She does not mind taking counterfeit currency and she sells everything.
Bella is going to exploit the fuck out of that but first she is eating really, really good pad thai and finally talking to a person who is a) interesting b) not someone she has already talked to a lot in the last... several years. Lovely friendly bar who makes a lovely delicious pad thai! Bella will have to try opening that door at that moment again in the past.
"If we really wanted to don leggings every time we transformed, then as long as we never had to transform in an emergency situation it would probably work, but then when we detransformed we would be wearing leggings over whatever civilian garb we had been wearing."
"Lots of things. Most but not all of them combat focused. Basically you say a usually but not always ridiculous phrase, sometimes accompanied by some kind of silly gesture, and a magic thing happens. And you just sort of...know the magic things you have available, and every now and then you get a new one."
"Third Eye Annhilation Beam, Third Eye Burning Sear and Psionic Blast are basically the same thing in descending power level. Perfect Scream does brain damage. Synchronicity is the obvious. Si Vales Valeo is sympathetic healing. Axiomatic Restoration restores objects or systems to a state of lower entropy. Wings of the Mind's Eye gives me, well, wings. Ironwill Shield is a shield. Soul Aria is projective empathy of varied intensity depending on what I intend when I cast it. Mind Palace Gateway and Mind Mirror are really really obvious when I cast them, I promise, and they...do have applications besides mind reading. But they also allow for mind reading."
"Mind Mirror creates a planar surface with a representation of someone's mind on it, and anyone who steps through gets a more...close look at the relevant mental activity. Mind Palace Gateway is similar, but it stays interpretive and you can also move stuff around. If it's your own mind you automatically interpret what everything means; if it's not then you're just in a palace-like area. With stuff that may or may not make sense depending on how well you know the person. I've only ever used either spell on myself--they're really good for introspection--or on my sister. Who consented in advance."
"If you haven't walked through the mirror, you can't get any feedback from it aside from what you can see. And you can't, exactly, it's...why don't I show you with my mind, I've checked to my satisfaction that most of what's visible from the surface is opaque if you don't know me."
"Interpretation's automatic if you go in, but I don't actually get anything besides the switch in the back of my head that lets me know I can shut the spell off whenever just from having the mirror open."
"Okay, I think I want to try it more than I am spooked by the idea of someone looking at a mysterious City of Bella, or whatever I get if I'm not a city. And if this winds up being cover for any non-privacy-related unpleasantness Bar assures me that security here is really good at its job, just FYI."
"If you move stuff around in there, it stays moved. So, for example, if you went into that scene you just saw and removed my mental representation of you, I would immediately lose all memory if interacting with you until it got put back. As far as I know nothing you can do with it is irreversible, but still, that is not the kind of thing you want to trust a stranger with."
Bar supplies a suitable curtainy thing.
"My magic, and also just my baseline existence even if I don't do anything, takes a finite resource. I can't replenish it in here. If I keep it way down, I will have enough leeway to get out, collect more valuable prizes, and recharge. If I wind up in some kind of bar emergency or really, really want to push it, I still need enough that I can go out and - this is going to sound very strange, it's mostly okay and there's an explanation but not a succinct one - if I run too low on magic to be able to take the steps necessary to get more, I need to exit the bar and commit suicide."
"I'm in a time loop. Which doesn't usually have Milliways in it, so I'm going to milk the place for all it's worth. I didn't find out that my loop resets if I die on purpose, but it does. From where I currently am, the nearest place to get more magic recharging swag is from some monsters I don't have down pat yet - I'm in a city I don't usually visit on a standard run - so I'd have to use some magic to beat them up. If I reset, that doesn't reset my magic, but as long as I have an hour of baseline operation I can steal a recharge object from another puella magi while she's sleeping. If I have four hours I can get to Seattle and find a monster I've fought often enough to reliably kill with no magic, and if I fuck up that option I can still go the theft route."
"So, puella magi happen when a fluffy alien offers a teenage girl a wish. The wish must be within a certain power limit, but it's still a wish, pretty legit, very appealing, most people don't make good use of them but that's not actually the fluffy aliens' fault. In exchange for your wish you become a magical girl, which has some side effects that people really overreact to - to wit, I am not actually the physical body you see before you, I'm this jewel on my hand, here, operating the body by magic - and some side effects that really ought to be printed on the fucking label. The fluffy aliens are evil, puella magi who run out of magic or get too emotionally fucked up turn into the aforementioned monsters with valuable prizes, and the aliens are running the entire gig because they can get negentropy out of human emotion and this is the most efficient way to do it if you happen to be evil."
"I'm pretty sure they don't handle the detail on the wish execution finely enough to actually have decided to put me in a time loop. I mean, for one thing that would be strategic insanity on their part - they're not looping, only I am, and I now hate them. They're not stupid. Magical girls get bonus magic themed around whatever we wish for. And I watched the biggest fucking witch of all time eat large portions of the world as an appetizer, and I didn't have enough wish to wish her gone - but I figured she had to have been smaller, before - so I wished for another chance to fix it. Only, my magic time travels with me, so there goes my wish, all used up. I have to do it the hard way. It's not that bad, really, between magic and the delight of modern aircraft I have the whole planet to play in before the world ends if I want to take a loop off learning to dictionary-attack the sucker."
"I mean, it sounds like you're deleting everyone who exists at the end of the month and replacing them with someone new with all their memories as of a month ago, this is not the kind of thing you should normally be doing on purpose. Although I'll grant that a world-ending phenomenon is a good enough reason."
"I don't think 'someone new' is the right gloss on it. Like, memory erasure is absolutely happening and I'm not thrilled about that, but that's subtraction, not replacement, I don't have the creeping horrors that my dad is now Dad Replacement Number Eighty-Two or whatever number I'm on - I've kept track but I'd have to look it up. I would probably not have designed a time-travel wish this way, regardless, because I'm not sure that I'll break out of it properly if I do manage to save the world, although maybe I can establish a new checkpoint or something."
"I meant more in terms of the fact that you're a different person now than you were a month ago--that being intended as a general 'you,' not just you in particular, in this particular case I think it bears mentioning. Killing a month's worth of a person is absolutely better than letting all of them die, I don't actually think you're making the wrong choice even if it were an ongoing choice, but it's still killing a month's worth of person."
"Also, under normal circumstances I wouldn't kill any innocent bystanders in order to save others unless the balance were massively skewed the other way, but I will take an extra loop or ten if I manage to kill the big witch but only with more casualties than I feel like accepting, and describing this as 'killing seven billion people a little bit in order to save Vancouver' seems to make it more of a gray area than it really is. What I think of myself as doing is - the memories anybody but me was going to have of that month are gone. And they can only come away from this entire business with one set. My job is to optimize that set so it contains few dead people and little property damage and so I come out the end of it so superlatively competent that I can also then go on to dismantle the evil aliens' humans-as-power-source system."
"No, I meant more that villains that magical girls have to defeat happen with disturbing frequency, and sometimes 'defeat' ends up being lethal."
"Sometimes puella magi die in the despair monsters. The despair monsters all used to be puella magi, or budded off from something that did. Occasionally to blow off steam I shoot evil aliens, but they don't even care, they're a hive mind, they just bring in new bodies. I draw a pretty sharp line between that and things like 'let's describe this thing that has happened dozens of times as equivalent to seven billion partial civilian deaths'."
"Yes, this is the first time I've found the place. I'm not sure if it's not just always behind that door at that time, though. I'm not usually in Buffalo. I'll definitely check again, of course. Bar will take magic counterfeit no problem and she sells everything. But I can't count on finding it later."
"So, in addition to the 'wake up in the hospital unharmed and magical on January 25', I have other powers - I can pause time and I can store anything that can fit in this shield on my arm. Things that go in the shield I can pull out again. Any number of times. They stick between loops. I've got all kinds of crap in here, including cash. Not a great range of serial numbers, but I've managed to get and 'dip' enough different Benjamins that they'll hold up to cursory inspection if I want something big-ticket and they check. Bar doesn't care, though, so I spent a while pulling wads of cash out and throwing them at her and now I have a huge tab. I probably won't need to actually buy anything, though. Things are mmmmostly only useful to me if I can keep them, and she doesn't charge if you return the stuff, so..."
"I can't copy Grief Seeds. If I could my life would be a lot easier. I have to carry those the long way -" Her skirt pleats are hiding pockets. She pulls out a spiky little evil-looking thing. "And I can't store other puella magi's soul gems, which is terrible, because if I could I could bring some people looping with me, our magic suffices if charged up enough to build new bodies from scratch but it just doesn't work. Those are the only magical objects I have access to normally, and Bar can't sell magic stuff. Why, want something copied?"
Edie plucks a pair of what look like sticks or wands from where they rest over the backs of her forearms, and joins the wide ends together. The combined stick glows pale blue, and then lengthens and widens into a silver staff with a dark blue gemstone set into one end. "Depending on your size limits you probably want to try doing it as sticks, but this is the Psyche Staff. It has an autonomous blast attack that you can activate by thinking at it, and it reduces energy costs for any magic that has anything to do with the mind, and it increases your resistance to mind-affecting spells."
"Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's been broken before. Well, at least you have a source of star sapphire, I guess, that's technically what the stone's made of. It's not relevant to me because the thing disappears every time I detransform, but you could probably pawn it or something."
"...It actually wouldn't surprise me if I could leverage one or both of the mind spells into functionally bringing my sister with me, but if I couldn't do that I can't promise I wouldn't get depressed about a time loop. I can think of plenty of things to do with a town and a day, though, at least depending on the size of the town."
"I might get depressed about my time loop eventually, but I'm conservatively estimating that it'll take thousands of years. My ability to interact with my parents has... already taken a pretty serious hit... but I explained the whole thing to each of them a while back and they were understanding about the whole thing. I actually got their express permission to do all kinds of stuff I would have hesitated to do. My dad told me how to steal his gun, if I wind up in a position where I'm so low on magic I can't grab weapons out of my shield and I have to kill a monster by shooting at it in real time without transforming. It's sad that they're stuck with everyone else, but I'm an introverted only child without any really close friends so that's the biggest interpersonal problem I'm suffering. There's some other puella magi it would be great to bring with me, and I'm considering in the long term the option of cozying up to some prospectives and seeing if they can wish into my loop, but if something went wrong with that it'd be a disaster so I don't want to do it just for the in-the-know company."
"...but you might be erased at the end of the month, and I didn't set this up to be a perfect run even if you could guarantee that it'd work," Bella says. "This is a fact-finding loop. I was in Buffalo on my way to Toronto, to see if I can find where the big witch is at this time. I'm pretty sure she has to already be a witch by the time I wake up in the hospital, I probably can't save her, but if I can nip her in the bud..."
"Or something. I've always...I told you sometimes we have to kill people, right? I promised myself a long time ago that I was never going to get to the point where I couldn't remember every single person I had killed, by real name if possible, not if there was anything I could do to help it. But your situation's different, it's just sort of my first instinct to try to find out as much about someone like that is possible."
"If I find out a way to un-witch a witch, that will become a huge priority instantly. Until then, I have to riddle them with bullets to recharge, protect bystanders from being driven to commit assorted lethal felonies, and demonstrate to other puella magi who might wind up being my only way out of my predicament and don't know the whole story yet that I am a badass they should not challenge to a fight to the death. I feel like knowing that Topiary Theme Witch used to be named Clarissa Pendleton or whatever might interfere with that."
"It's really cool magic. I resent the fuck out of the evil aliens, because they are manipulative little shits, but they put together a keen benefits package. I can transmute stuff and telekinesis stuff and turn pain off or down and jump around like a video game character and shoot energy beams. The magical ecosystem in which I am now participating is fucked, but all I have to do to fix that is defeat or possibly compromise in some way with an evil alien civilization."
"...You know I might be able to? Heck, evil-alien-relayed-telepathy doesn't even cost charge. And I could fill up a grief seed and throw it at the furball - they serve as a magic waste disposal system, part of how they collect their energy gains, if we don't give them the grief seeds when they're full they hatch into witches - and then I wouldn't have to spend my time in here carefully distributing my offload between the two of them so as to avoid hatching a witch in Milliways. ...I have considered hatching a witch in Milliways on purpose because supposedly Security here can handle anything, but I am not resolved that this is a good idea and anyway if I give up one seed I can still hatch the other. ...that's beside the point. You want a fluffy alien to interrogate?"
"No. They hang around existing magical girls like me too, on request or just to be annoying, and you might not even have the potential for it, I don't know. Besides, they're physically harmless as long as you know their tricks, I'll pick it up and close the door and then I can put it wherever you need it to be. ...I should clarify that they are absolutely physically harmless to you two and the issue is that if I let it touch my soul gem it can hurt me that way unless I have pain off."
"They're invisible to most people most of the time. I'm not sure if it's an always-on effect so that only girls they could offer wishes to or who've taken same can see them, or if it's selective, but one can be sitting on my head in Times Square and nobody compliments me on my hat."
This unit is cut off from the network. There are any number of possible reasons for this. It is standing by and executing standard protocols for a mixed group of existing puella magi and potentials, mostly consisting of being cute and fluffy, upselling the potentials on contracts but letting whichever existing puella magi made contact do some of the sales pitch because she's less inhibited at human interaction. It does not know which puella magi this is but that is reasonable because it is cut off from the network. It cannot execute contracts in this state, but it has enough onboard memory to know that if it convinces one or both potentials to accept one it will have to lead them out the door. It doesn't have enough onboard processing power to figure out a plausible explanation for that which doesn't involve it being cut off from the network, and "I am part of a network" is buried several layers deep in the hierarchy of information it can distribute. (It will not lie, nor outright refuse to answer questions, but it's quite artful in understatement and implication and misdirection.) It is short on information in general and may have to answer some questions it could normally answer with variants on "I don't know". The potentials have tier 3 magical potentiation (high end of average), according to its indistinct sense for these things, but it doesn't know in this body what sort of wishes that would open up.
Even linked up the mind is completely emotionless.
It is good to meet you. My name is Kyubey, it says. It licks its paw. Being cute is important for its target audience.
Communicating like this feels oddly natural, but she'll worry about that later.
She steps partway out of the mirror, far enough in to keep a mental eye on the Kyubey network's thoughts but far enough out to be able to talk to Bella. "They don't know who you are, which was unsurprising, and apparently Emily and I have potential to become your kind of magical girl, which was unexpected. These things are bugfuck creepy and emotionless from the inside. They think you're making the mirror, which is amusing."
It is not sure what 'nix this go' means. It comes up with guesses. It sounds like the unknown puella magi thinks she has a way to counter some projected action of the network. That is interesting. It comes up with guesses. It will hold off on actions that will provoke whatever she thinks she can do, until later.
"I'd offer to send you home with a full grief seed to hatch, but hatched witches do not grow enough to restock you unless they have people to gobble up, probably a bad tradeoff - and also now that I think of it it's possible that your existing magic will interact badly with you being a soul gem operating your body indirectly."
"If I could make sure they only fed on people like the Golden Diamond General I think it would be a pretty great tradeoff, but I don't think that's workable. And I have no idea how the magics would interact, yeah. So maybe not the best idea, but if there was some way of guaranteeing it would work out..."
"Yeah, but I mean, what if it breaks my soul gem, or it turns out that it does take soul gem magic and it insta-drains me down to witching levels the first time I try anything, or the costumes annihilate each other and transforming means an antimatter explosion the size of the sun, or... You know what I mean? I would like to proceed only with strong theoretical models predicting no disaster."
"Oh...well, basically if you want power hard enough for a good enough reason, and you have enough 'potential', then you have a subjectively variable objectively instantaneous hallucination where you get evaluated and asked about the consequences of power and whatnot and then at the end it gives you the option to become a magical girl--or boy, sometimes, but that's less common--or not."
"Intelligent..ish? Like, it's computer system intelligent, it can find these people in the first place, but it has no compunctions empowering people who want to do diametrically opposing 'good things' with their powers, like, I know of more than one fundie magical girl who got power on the basis of her faith but also more than one militant atheist."
"Not everyone from our world has the potential. It's possible that people who are not you from your world could do it even if you couldn't. And it's...hmm. It's good at mapping physical consequences? That's a bad way of putting it. When I was having my hallucination I saw...potential things that could happen as a result of having powers, not exactly precog but vaguely similar?"
It is not thinking novel thoughts, particularly, just collecting observations about the girls and environment. It seems that it may learn more by letting them talk to each other than by speaking up itself to steer the conversation towards contracts. Two average contracts are of lesser expected value than information about this phenomenon. It will probably send one of its more cooperative girls to investigate the site later whenever the unknown girl is no longer guarding it.
"Actually let me get out of this mirror and Emily out of the Mind Palace first, I have no idea what happens to these spells if the person they're operating on is suddenly outside the accessible universe."
"Sounds about right. Oh, hang on, let me detransform and retransform so I can have the Psyche Staff." Between one breath and the next, her outfit is covered with shimmering lights, and then she is wearing a perfectly ordinary t-shirt (for a band Bella does not recognize) and jeans. She grimaces.
Then, taking a deep breath, she places the first two fingers of her right hand against her temple, props the left one on her hip, assumes a cheerful expression, and exclaims, "Truth and Beauty of a Magical Mind, Activate! Fervor and Will of an Impassioned Soul, Come Forth!" Her body is enveloped in the same lights that had accompanied her return to normal, she lifts up off the ground, and spins in place while waves of stronger light pass over her body, leaving her magical girl outfit in place of her street clothes behind them. The lights vanish, and she drops to the floor in a crouch, before rising to her feet and pointing imperiously at nothing in particular. "In the name of Love and Equity, I arrive to right the wrongs of a distorted heart! The Psychic Maiden, Cerebella is here!"
And Edie dashes through, firing a blast from her staff almost as soon as she's through. A few minutes later, after some careful maneuvering, she tumbles through the door again, with a man in heavy golden armor bearing down on her with an improbably sized, improbably made-of-gold-looking sword that is prevented from carving her in half by the Psyche Staff being held in both of her hands. It's holding up admirably under the strain.
Someone in very witchy robes and hat has just marched out of the Security office and nipped the villain in the chest.
For good measure she Stupefies Edie too.
"Either of you two making trouble?" she asks Emily and Bella.
The witchy person goes up to Bar, asks for her statement, gravely reads the napkins she receives, and then trusses up the villain with magical ropes and floats him. Edie she wakes up with a wand-tap and "ennervate", but regardless she says, "That's an hour subjective for you, young lady, bringing outside grievances into the bar. Him I'll hold until you've left, but don't you do that again. Follow me."
But something definitely happens.
To start, it feels less like an something beginning and more like noticing something that was already there. The walls have colors that weren't there before, and are a different shape, and by the time she realizes how that this is the hallucination Edie was talking about she is in a void spangled with distant stars in every color imaginable.
Immediately in front of her are two globes. One feels, along a sensory axis she doesn't know how to describe, like the lights surrounding her. The other one feels like herself. Each one is dotted by...nothing visible, but points clearly defined to this new sense. Magical Girls, a nonvoice whispers from nowhere.
The globes fade from sight. A scene appears of a Kyubey saying something to a rapt young girl. The exact words that are exchanged are indistinguishable, but she is clearly going to make a wish. The whole scene is clearly labeled, somehow, as wrong.
That scene, too, fades, only to be replaced by a handful of jagged superimposed images that are all too familiar--the end of the world. The nonvoice whispers, No.
A series of impressions are presented to her--this thing does not understand witches. It understands her, or her magic anyway, because she is right there to be understood. But it has never seen a witch. It does not know if the one that will kill everything can be stopped. It does not know what weapons it can give her that will let her prevail. But her motives are just and her need is great. She can have power, if she wants it.
Does she want it?
She is power. She is magic. Her limbs want to twist, her tongue wants to speak, to transform for the first time, fully realizing this power in the world for the first time.
Bella balances on the toes of one foot, kicks the other one up behind her with maximally bent knee, and taps the shield in its wristwatch position on her left arm with her right index finger. "Eternal Determination for a Perfect Future, the moment is now! I'll go through and around anything that stands in my way!" She glows. She does a backflip. Her costume stays mostly the same, mercifully; the gray goes brightly silver and the purple intensifies, that's all. "With all the time in the world, I am forever the one and only Salvation Jewel Princess!"
"Yes. And the evil seed things are why we can't just wipe out all the witches. I mean, this is still going to be stupidly hard to do, aforementioned world-ending witch, etcetera, but a lot of puella magi actively let witches grow and bud because that is how we get the evil seed things is killing witches after, and only after, they are big enough. If I can learn to do this for other people, if I can do it enough times a day and spend most of my life on airplanes making sure everybody gets a turn - we don't need witches which means we don't need random human witch fertilizer committing suicide and murder and arson and industrial sabotage which means girls who are currently puella magi and not witches yet can just stay that way. ...I may not have actually mentioned that if we run totally out of charge this provokes the turning into a witch thing? I can completely bypass the intended life-cycle. Stick it to those evil fucking furballs."
"You know...if you really, really want a particular kind of spell, and you think about it a lot, and especially if you manage to have one of your milestones be related to it, you can get spells that are particularly useful instead of just thematically appropriate. So you could maybe learn to teleport."
"Want it. Attach an emotional significance to it, that is, not just objectively prefer it. Spend a little time every now and then thinking about how it would fit into whatever themes your magic seems to have. Consistently getting into situations where it would have been useful to have it helps but I can't particularly recommend it even so. I heard of a girl in Thule or Sweden or something, somewhere Scandinavianish anyway, who managed to attach enough emotional significance to a chain of spells that getting each one supplied the necessary personal achievement to get the next, but no one's been able to replicate it since."
"Sounds like fun. ...I do still have to figure out how to save the world. I now have an idea what I'll do with it after I've managed, but while being able to cleanse my soul gem means that I can fight the Walpurgisnacht - technical term for a really big witch - for hours and hours, I can still only do that if it doesn't physically crush my gem and send me back to my reset point. I have some downtime while looping and might get introspection sooner than 'when I've got a stable system'. Although who knows, I can stay in Milliways for a decade if I want now, maybe I'll come home with even more cool magic powers sufficient to one-hit-kill the thing."
"I did stow away on a plane. But I didn't get caught. I'd reset to avoid the fluffs knowing things I don't care to share with them, though. And then I still have to find out where the blasted thing is before it comes down the western seaboard. It'd be faster to track down if I could bring people with me and divide the work. Be nice to do that for other reasons too. Two loops ago a puella magi in, where was I, Calgary, she hit on me, and, like - I have explained how I feel about all this looping but even if I explained it to her and she was cool about it, that would be extra layers of weird. Being forgotten."
"There are straight puella magi. And bisexual ones. No correlation, far as I know. Although I've had straight ones tell me they're jealous because they're spending half their energy budget protecting their boyfriends from the various hazards of being nonmagical."
"Yeah. Magic is fun and cool. For example, fun fact, I do a backflip as part of my new transformation sequence, I can totally do that, but back when I actually inhabited my body instead of just using it as a mannequin for my shiny purple self I could barely walk without falling over. I can dance now, if I want, it's great."
"Dancing is fun! I'm not as...enthusiastic about it as Emily is, I know how to waltz and a couple of other things, she knows everything I do and also imitates music videos like Caramelldansen and Moskau, but it's definitely fun. The transformation sequence would let you do a backflip unimpeded even if you were otherwise half-paralyzed, though, it's funny like that. And being transformed gives you nice boosts to most physical things like strength and so on but also including reflexes."
"Like, by half-paralyzed I mean you can move, it's just sluggish and difficult. I haven't actually met but have read about this one girl who's paraplegic and her costume and therefore transformation sequence involve ribbons she's telekinetic with wrapped around her legs and lower torso."
"I was reading about her because she's pretty involved with social activism dealing with ableism. There are a lot of magical girl social activists, but not we're not really organized...I'm planning on working on that, when I'm a little older and more likely to be taken seriously."
"Oh, yeah, you work in public! I sometimes go public just because I don't have to deal with long-term consequences and it's more convenient than being inconspicuous, but in my world most people can't see the aliens and don't know that puella magi or witches exist. Witches hide themselves in little pocket dimensions and the effects get written off as psychotic breaks or depression, occasionally mass hallucinations."
"We can dowse for witches and civilian help wouldn't really do anything - someone in witch thrall isn't going to stop and consider that maybe the problem is magical in nature and not that they need to set fire to the convenience store just because they had a previous understanding of the existence of magic. So I'm not sure it actually does make it harder."
"It's not really an 'early warning sign' thing. It's got you or it hasn't; if it's got somebody near you it's probably got you too. I guess it'd be handy on the occasions the witches park in buildings that are in use? It's usually creepy abandoned warehouses and alleys and construction sites and stuff but sometimes there's one in a nursing home or a hospital, and if those are on sprawly campuses the witch might be nibbling on patients and leaving the front desk receptionist for dessert."
"Sometimes familiars are kind of subtle? Those are budded-off witches that won't yield grief seeds if you kill them, they don't grow until they've eaten a few people and they can sometimes take a while to do that and could be subtle. Most puella magi don't even bother killing them because fighting costs magic and risks getting killed and you don't get your spiky little prize at the end. If I learn to teleport and clean other people's soul gems and we start trying to earnestly eradicate the species, maybe it'd be useful to have a way to find familiars when they're just chewing on one dude and the main symptom is that he quit showing up to work and keeps calling his sister and hanging up on her."
"Yeah. I mean, optimistically people would believe us about the parameters involved - witched people have no magic powers, tie them up and you'll be fine, when the little tattoo-y thing on them is gone they're out of the woods - but realistically? Not so much."
"I think the reason I have so much mind magic is because I got my powers because I was pissed off at--well. Everyone and everything with a bare few exceptions, at the time, but mostly people like that. And you can make people stop doing terrible things, but the only way to make it stick is--to make them not want to." She's very quiet for a minute. "Some of the things I saw in my visions--I never would. Never. But I wanted to." Shame creeps into her voice. "I saw it and I wanted it and when I realized it made me feel sick."
"Well. And you aren't. If, all things considered, that was what you wanted, you'd go around actually doing it; or you would actively and specifically resent things getting in your way. ...If your mental architecture's like mine, anyway. Like, all things considered, I probably don't want to take over the world, because many people are very attached to the ways their parts of it are currently being run and I want to respect those preferences even if they seem really stupid. But that's me wanting it. I am the boss of me. It is not... if you will pardon me for saying so - somebody else's implanted desire. I get to add it all up myself and so do you."
"I think there's different levels of wanting things. I absolutely want to change people's minds about things. I want to do this by being a really effective activist. But the emotional reaction I have towards wanting people to just stop is a lot stronger than the one I have towards activism. And activism is hard, and sometimes it doesn't work, and I think if I managed to eliminate the desire to mind-control entirely it could upset some stuff that's doing important work. But it's not a want on the same level as wanting to do well on a test or even wanting to have ice cream, it's a want on the same level as wanting to punch some smug asshole in the face. It's not what I would choose, but the urge is there."
"My visceral reaction to mind control in particular is thoroughly negative, which is why I went with the 'taking over the world' analogy. Might not be the right analogy because it has more steps. I dunno, I guess I feel like 'punch that smug asshole'-level urges are color commentary and ultimately don't matter very much? I don't punch smug assholes. I could totally get away with it and I don't punch smug assholes. I am a person who does not punch smug assholes, and that's important, and the fact that it has ever occurred to me to do so is... garnish on the plate of my life. It's just there, you don't actually eat it."
"It is sometimes an act of will for me to not punch smug assholes. But I don't do it, and I don't do mind control, and that's not going to change. It's just occasionally a source of concern." shrug. "I'll work it out to my satisfaction at some point. I'm just not quite there yet."
"I have been in January and February for ages. I'm consistently confused about how to construe my age. Like, there's an extent to which I am still seventeen and will stay that way until I de-loop, because I'm physically so and that is the amount of calendar time that has passed since my birthday and no one has observed the milestones of me turning any other ages and I haven't, of course, had a birthday. But on the other hand I'm not actually going to get physically older unless I feel like it, puella magi needn't age - and subjectively I'm solidly into my twenties now."
"I think there's a point past which it stops being creepy for you to date people way older than you are, but looking forty or fifty would probably not be as fun as looking early twenties. And then you'd have the problem of your significant others periodically dying on you anyway."
"Not necessarily, because I can now cleanse my soul gem without grief seeds and puella magi can de-age regular humans if we want! ...Also, I'm crossing my fingers that I'll be able to set new reset points besides the one I currently have, somehow, eventually. Like, do a perfect run, save the world, new reset point is February 27, keep saving the game occasionally so to speak, back up if the aliens do something awful or somebody assassinates me or if someone dies on me."
And then she does her thing.
Pose. "Eternal Determination for a Perfect Future, the moment is now! I'll go through and around anything that stands in my way!" Glow. Backflip. Shiny. "With all the time in the world, I am forever the one and only Salvation Jewel Princess!"
"No. Synchronicity's difficult because it breaks if the two minds start deviating from each other too much. Sustaining a transformation can be tricky before you get in the habit of not letting go of the power unless you mean too, but it's not like casting spells where you're going to tire yourself out."
"Magical Girls aren't the only kind of magic in our world. There are magicians, who use formulas and things to harness raw magical force, and artifact users, who get specific powersets from specific magical objects. The Gem Guardians, of whom the Golden Diamond General is the strongest, are a quartet of artifact users who are the lieutenant of a magician who calls himself the Obsidian Magus, which just goes to show it's not just magical girls who are over-the-top about these kinds of things. I'm not sure what it is he's trying to accomplish, exactly, but I think it involves a lot of really unethical magic science." She sighs. "The Black Opal Guardian--wasn't there willingly."
"If it's ever learned I magically perjured myself under oath the consequences are really, really nasty. But yes, the result of information-gathering magical girl spells, consensual application of mindreading counted therein, have been admissible as witness testimony since 2005."
"Most kinds, if I can help it. I'm most personally perturbed by LGBTQA-etc. issues for the obvious reasons, and antisemitism because I'm Jewish, but that doesn't mean that other issues aren't just as important. I want to try organizing magical girl activists involved with individual issues into an intersectional organization that seeks across-the-board improvement of treatment of people who aren't white male Protestant etcetera."
"Mostly the former, but there's also the added factor that magical girl spells can be really hard to replicate. Impossible if you're not one, and even most magical girls don't have the dedication to orchestrate what spells they get. So any given magical girl who plays her cards right has a lot of resources to work with, without the caveat that people with resources like that usually come with that they came from privileged backgrounds to begin with to have gotten that far."
"I'd keep hiding the gem-cleaning spell from the fluff a while longer, if you can do that without causing anyone to get unnecessarily hurt, but overall I've found the benefits of public magical girling in my world have significantly outweighed the disadvantages."
"Oh, one time one of them told me they're trying to avert the heat death of the universe, which I would buy as a noble motive if they weren't such manipulative assholes about it. Why they care about the heat death of the universe when they have no emotions, well - they have something that motivates them to act, it just isn't as warm-'n-fuzzy as their furball emissaries. I'm actually kind of optimistic that I can work out a peaceful compromise with them - 'here is your clean energy source which doesn't feed on human misery, now give me all your awesome technology and stop preying on teenage girls and I will hand it over'. Easier than trying to fight a space war or something."
"Much easier, yes. Why the heat death of the universe is a priority now rather than a billion years from now I don't know, but--if they want to prevent that, why wouldn't they start with something like, I don't know, putting out some of the giant sky-fires that don't have inhabited planets? This whole thing sounds extremely inefficient."
"I actually asked them about astronomical waste too! They seem to be concerned about the heat death on a conceptual level, not a 'buying time' level. Humans are reportedly unique among species in the galaxy at least, possibly the universe, in having emotions, or at least fuel-grade emotions, and they weren't positive we'd still be there if they came back later."
"It's more complicated than that. I haven't actually gotten one to give me a technical explanation - they don't lie exactly, or even outright refuse to answer questions, but they'll dumb everything down or tell you you won't understand stuff, sometimes - but from what I've pieced together the wishes are an active ingredient and it's something about the differential between 'holy shit, I just got granted a wish' and 'I am all out of everything and depressed as fuck'. I think they prefer if you get to the latter point via emotional downward spiral than by running out of magic - which does cause depression but in a less dramatic way and people vary in how well they cope with being low on charge - but either will do. I don't think they bothered checking to see if there were more ethical methods after determining that this one would be most efficient."
"The latter. I've got a range of 100 meters on controlling my body from it. I've seen girls who lost their gems for whatever reason and as soon as it goes out of range they slump over and the body starts dying; if it gets all the way to dead they have to make a new one, and if they don't have the magic to do that... Anyway, all my senses are as normal or better, I continue to have the subjective impression of being located somewhere behind my eyes, etcetera, I could just imagine it creeping somebody out."
"If you had been partly fossilized that might have creeped me out; if someone steals your gem thing and you start dying that might creep me out--actually my overall emotional reaction to that would be a bit more energetic than 'creeped out' implies--technically storing your soul in a pretty jewel does not creep me out."
Okay. Stairs. Ascension thereof. Bella's in room 5114.
It is spacious and swanky as fuck, but in a "comfort is paramount and money is no object" way rather than a "showing off to the neighbors" way. It's done up in a palette of cream and wood-brown and burgundy. The carpet is deep and soft and may be on top of some sort of foam. There is a couch that looks like it wants to eat you in an extremely cushy manner. The bathroom, off to the left, looks like substantial portions of it could have been carved out of a single block of marble, and the bathtub (included in said portions) is huge. It is, apart from the bathroom, all one room - there is no kitchenette, no entryway, no parlor - so as soon as they walk in there is a clearly visible bed, silk-draped and king-sized and heaped with pillows.
She's got a big window, pale red-patterned curtains drawn aside. It shows exploding stars.
"Fictional aliens from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. A colony ship of them crash-landed on Earth, accidentally supplanted our supposed nearest relatives as the ancestors of modern humanity, declared leaves to be currency and promptly started burning down trees to prevent inflation."
"Okay, so it's not just playing nice with my puella magi outfit as long as it's already there, it has adopted it as its own plus wrapping-paper-shiny." She puts her ring on (left hand, middle finger, same as her purple diamond fingernail mark) shrugs off her new magical powers too, and appears in jeans, snowboots, and parka. She takes off the parka and the boots.
After enough snuggly kisses, Edie breaks away. "Um--I know we said we were going to do--things--but what things exactly were going to happen was not specifically defined and I did not specifically decide whether or not things possibly involving that lovely bed over there were a thing that I wanted to happen and I am definitely not opposed on a physical level but I need like five minutes to calm down to make this a deliberate choice and not just getting carried away."
"I should have done this earlier. We can go back to kissing and getting carried away after." Inhale. Exhale. "Um--five minutes was an idiomatic usage, not an actual time limit or anything--okay," she says. "I pretty much knew already, I think, I just. Yeah." Kiss! Kissing is easier than trying to find words. Language is so limited.