It is fucking raining fucking frogs.
Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden did not go to Wizard College* so some asshole could make it start raining frogs in his town. He takes a team to check it out. (His team consists of Mouse, who is now large enough not to need to sit in his pocket, and Buttercup. They are a good team.)
(*Ebenezar McCoy's second-largest barn)
"...okay," he concedes, "if I had magic I'd probably rain fake frogs with it at some point too. Is that a thing? Can I rain fake frogs? Just, like, a little fake frog rain." He gestures the smallness of the intended fake frog rain. It is so small. "Not enough to freak anybody out."
"Not really. 'Little' and 'rain of frogs' don't go well together, conceptually. Also, I don't... think you have magic. I probably would've noticed when you hugged me. Unless I was distracted by the sizzling noise, which, I mean... maybe? D'you want me to check you for magic?"
There's a bag lady over there who looks super weird. She might have a hunch, or something. Other than that, the park's weirdly empty given the fact that it's raining goddamn frogs. The only other people are this very tiny pretty man standing next to a figure in... what is that, a burqa? Doesn't look exactly like it, but it's not showing any skin, whatever it is. Odd.
The bag lady is... mildly unsettling.
"Hey," he says, leaning on the side of the car rather than stray too far from it just now. "So what are you actually trying to find out about these miscellaneous amphibians? Are they fake? They look real to me."
Gazing happily upon the tiny pretty man is not only an excellent pastime, but also an ironclad excuse to keep the bag lady in his peripheral vision a little longer.
Pause. Smirk.
"Alternately, I could go hit on that extremely cute guy over there who's using his friend as a frog umbrella."
So he tucks his hands in his pockets and strolls across the park toward the extremely cute guy.
He sees the hastily-applied age makeup on the woman's face.
He also sees her going for a shotgun in her cart.
He lets loose a bolt of concussive force straight into her chest, slamming her into a tree, just as a black van screeches around the corner carrying a number of men with guns.
The bag lady is currently in the process of shredding her flesh suit and turning into something straight out of a very unpleasant anime. She ruins Buttercup's sweater more or less immediately with her claws.
The ghoul is strong, but she doesn't really seem to have much up-close combat ability against someone with comparable strength and a lot more rage than herself. She's on the defensive. Also, she's in the process of regenerating some ribs and, now, a throat, so she could really be doing better.
He doesn't quite notice that he's gone a little silver around the edges, nor the inhuman speed and strength with which he's attacking the ghoul. He's never gone all-out on somebody like this before.
She's afraid. It's not showing on her monstrous face, but it radiates from her like body heat. It feels... oddly satisfying. Kind of like sex, in a creepy sort of way. Or like food.
(The gunmen have elected to cut their losses and run like hell. One of them manages to toss Leo off the back of the van and drive away.)
"I fucking hate guns, have I mentioned? I wish we'd just stuck with swords. Goddamned inexorable march of technology."
"Well. Thanks for the help, there. I have to say, though, you've got some very weird priorities. For one thing, I'm pretty sure you're a vampire, which means you should want me dead for about ten different reasons. So. Care to enlighten me?"
Leo sighs. "Alright, not that this isn't fucking hilarious, but I'm sick of this cloak-and-dagger shit. The Disney prince comes from a different universe. Not an Outsider, as you can tell by the fact that my brain isn't dribbling out my ears. And he's got some kind of weird magic that lets him give people souls. And he gave me one. I wasn't happy about it. I'm learning to deal. Feel free to soulgaze me for confirmation. Incidentally, you're also hanging around with vampire scum, so, uh, not to call you a hypocrite or anything, but you're a massive fucking hypocrite."
He picks up Leo's head and looks into his eyes.
"I certainly acknowledge that, but you're different now, and that's on me even if I did it by accident. Which makes me responsible for both your safety and your conduct, which means I am offended when this enormous scarecrow implies you might decide to start down that road again."
"Alright, Prince Grumpy, let's all just calm down here. This is America, you don't have vassals, and I'm not going to make fun of your not-vassal anymore, but it's super weird that you have that reaction and you should probably work on it. That's your homework for today, stop being creepy about your pet vampire. While I go do my job. Elsewhere."
The ghoul spits a fang at him. "Eugh. Bad form."
"Any more info?"
"He had friends. All changelings. He was working with the vampires. Let me live and you'll never see me again."
"You're hilarious. Buttercup, if you would?"