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Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Ari's ninth birthday was last week, and the last of his baby teeth finally came out. (Mama said she'd have to yank it out herself if it didn't get with the program. He wriggled in exaggerated fear.) And she let him come pixie-hunting with her! They didn't catch many, but it was a lot of fun. He hopes she lets him do it again soon.
They're walking through the brush of Shallow Winter, and Mama's telling him about ley lines. He listens intently.
So intently that he doesn't notice the quiet growling coming out of the ground.
It abruptly falls away, and he's swallowed into the earth.
They're walking through the brush of Shallow Winter, and Mama's telling him about ley lines. He listens intently.
So intently that he doesn't notice the quiet growling coming out of the ground.
It abruptly falls away, and he's swallowed into the earth.
He lands in the middle of a forest.
It's a... very weird forest.
All the trees are exactly the same width, although they have different heights and different numbers of branches. They seem to be laid out on an invisible grid, where each square in the grid is exactly big enough to fit one tree. In between the trees, there is grass, populated by the occasional bush or flower. The grass grows in strangely regular tufts.
There is a person standing there. He appears to be human. He has a slightly blank smile on his face, and he is holding a sack in one hand, which he extends toward Ari.
"If you want to survive, you will need to create weapons and shelter. Start by chopping down trees and gathering wood," the blank man says serenely.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Ari ignores him and sits down to think.
So. He's fallen through the earth into some... profoundly weird section of the Never. Belinda never taught him Ways, since he's too little for that to be anything like a good idea, but he can defend himself well enough as long as an Elder Gruff or something doesn't show up. So... he'll wait for her to find him. Shouldn't be too long.
In the meantime, he turns to the blank. "Are you Summer or Wyld?" he asks, speaking slowly and clearly. (He doesn't bother to mention Winter. Winter's children aren't this dumb.)
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Aaaaagh. Not enough intonation to be the True name but how did he know it in the first place and-
Ari gives in. "Wyatt," he says, perfectly matched to how the blank man said it. He pushes his will into an icepick-heavy point and slams it into the man in front of him. "Tell me what is going on."
The rabbit explodes violently in his hands, splattering him with blood and rabbit chunks.
Another, identical white rabbit hops past, totally unalarmed by the proceedings.
Wyatt says, "When you have enough wood, create a workbench. This will allow you to create more complicated things, as long as you are standing close to it."
Another, identical white rabbit hops past, totally unalarmed by the proceedings.
Wyatt says, "When you have enough wood, create a workbench. This will allow you to create more complicated things, as long as you are standing close to it."
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
"Yeah, thanks! What the fuck!"
Ari flicks the gore off of himself with a bit of evocation Belinda drove into him a while back. It showers over the grass, the other rabbit, and Wyatt.
Lacking better things to do particularly, Ari elects to amuse himself with the axe and a nearby tree. (The axe is obviously too blunt to do much actual damage, but hitting things is always fun.)
Ari flicks the gore off of himself with a bit of evocation Belinda drove into him a while back. It showers over the grass, the other rabbit, and Wyatt.
Lacking better things to do particularly, Ari elects to amuse himself with the axe and a nearby tree. (The axe is obviously too blunt to do much actual damage, but hitting things is always fun.)
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Excellent. Ari will be doing that, then.
He can't just throw around gouts of flame like some off-brand Gandalf, but he can maintain a flickery little peach-sized ball of flame and whisk it around through the nearby trees, hovering long enough at each for it to catch. (It wouldn't work on anything but dry wood, but these trees don't seem to have much going for them in the sap department.)
He can't just throw around gouts of flame like some off-brand Gandalf, but he can maintain a flickery little peach-sized ball of flame and whisk it around through the nearby trees, hovering long enough at each for it to catch. (It wouldn't work on anything but dry wood, but these trees don't seem to have much going for them in the sap department.)
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Once Ari has conglomerated enough wood-cubes, he makes a shelter. It's closer to a proper house than a temporary shelter, really; the ceilings are much higher than either occupant needs. Wyatt deserves a nice place to spend his fleshbot days.
"Do you need a bed, or anything?" he asks. "Also, how do I make a bed?"
"Do you need a bed, or anything?" he asks. "Also, how do I make a bed?"
With the wood in his inventory, standing by the workbench, he can make:
1 Wood Platform (1 wood)
4 Wood Wall (1 wood)
1 Wooden Door (6 wood)
1 Wooden Chair (4 wood)
1 Wooden Table (8 wood)
1 Wooden Sword (7 wood)
1 Wooden Hammer (8 wood)
1 Wooden Bow (10 wood)
1 Wood Fishing Pole (8 wood)
1 Wood Helmet (20 wood)
1 Wood Breastplate (30 wood)
1 Wood Greaves (25 wood)
1 Sign (6 wood)
4 Wooden Fence (1 wood)
1 Wood Platform (1 wood)
4 Wood Wall (1 wood)
1 Wooden Door (6 wood)
1 Wooden Chair (4 wood)
1 Wooden Table (8 wood)
1 Wooden Sword (7 wood)
1 Wooden Hammer (8 wood)
1 Wooden Bow (10 wood)
1 Wood Fishing Pole (8 wood)
1 Wood Helmet (20 wood)
1 Wood Breastplate (30 wood)
1 Wood Greaves (25 wood)
1 Sign (6 wood)
4 Wooden Fence (1 wood)
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
...Ari decides against the armor set, because wooden armor kind of sounds like garbage. He does make himself a bow and fishing pole. And a door for the house, which he puts in an appropriate spot.
(And a hammer.)
He remembers something about ores. He elects to see if he can map out the area to see where to mine for them, because it's not like he's got anything better to do. He places some cubes and crumbles them into sawdust with a sandblastery sort of evocation, then arranges it in a complex diagram with a cube of dirt in the middle. (This was his most recent project with Belinda; he's pretty sure he knows it, but he triple-checks his work just to be sure.)
He commands the sawdust to rise into a map of the ground below, and to let him know any metallic or mineral deposits nearby.
(And a hammer.)
He remembers something about ores. He elects to see if he can map out the area to see where to mine for them, because it's not like he's got anything better to do. He places some cubes and crumbles them into sawdust with a sandblastery sort of evocation, then arranges it in a complex diagram with a cube of dirt in the middle. (This was his most recent project with Belinda; he's pretty sure he knows it, but he triple-checks his work just to be sure.)
He commands the sawdust to rise into a map of the ground below, and to let him know any metallic or mineral deposits nearby.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
"This cube stuff is going to give me a headache," Ari mutters.
Platinum, silver, various gemstones... shiny, but he should probably concentrate on workable iron. He can swing back for ritual materials later. He heads for the nearest iron deposit, using earth evocation to shift the dirt out of the way. (Kind of tiring, but definitely better than trying to singlehandedly dig a tunnel with a pickaxe. He'll have a big lunch.)
Platinum, silver, various gemstones... shiny, but he should probably concentrate on workable iron. He can swing back for ritual materials later. He heads for the nearest iron deposit, using earth evocation to shift the dirt out of the way. (Kind of tiring, but definitely better than trying to singlehandedly dig a tunnel with a pickaxe. He'll have a big lunch.)
It turns out that when you shift a dirt block farther than about an inch out of alignment, it spontaneously becomes a small cube of dirt. Dirt cubes work much like wood cubes.
There's a small silver deposit directly between him and the iron, which he might as well pick up while he's going through it.
There's a small silver deposit directly between him and the iron, which he might as well pick up while he's going through it.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Cube physics makes tunneling almost insultingly easy. He isn't complaining, though. He adjusts his digging style accordingly, tugging gently at great swathes of dirt instead of shifting a few pounds behind him at a time. He can actually just walk along like this, showering cubes in front of him every few seconds.
When he reaches the silver, he decides to see if he can use the same tactic on different materials. Tug?
When he reaches the silver, he decides to see if he can use the same tactic on different materials. Tug?
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Convenient! Ari will see what workstations he needs to make this into a chalice later. Chalices are handy. (Maybe he can get some of those gemstones too.)
Strolling through the earth, he reaches the iron quickly and does the same thing to that. He elects to dig straight up and climb the walls to reach the surface, since something gives him the impression that turning the roof of his tunnel into a floating block won't collapse it. Possibly the fact that it's allowed to exist at all, which a conventional system of physics would have some problems with.
Strolling through the earth, he reaches the iron quickly and does the same thing to that. He elects to dig straight up and climb the walls to reach the surface, since something gives him the impression that turning the roof of his tunnel into a floating block won't collapse it. Possibly the fact that it's allowed to exist at all, which a conventional system of physics would have some problems with.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
"...The explosion, I expected. The gel. Spontaneous coins, not so much."
He collects his bounty, shifts to his workbench, and crafts torches (3), a furnace (1), and iron bars (5).
"This is kind of fun. I hope Mama gets here before nightfall, though. You're nice and all, but I don't know if you'd be very good company."
He collects his bounty, shifts to his workbench, and crafts torches (3), a furnace (1), and iron bars (5).
"This is kind of fun. I hope Mama gets here before nightfall, though. You're nice and all, but I don't know if you'd be very good company."
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
"Not at the moment, no."
Ari made an anvil yesterday, along with some iron armor (he isn't wearing it, but it seemed like the thing to do). He stops by it to see if he can make a chalice with anvilmagic or if he needs to beat it from the metal manually.
Ari frowns and returns to Wyatt. "Why would I want silver armor?"
Ari made an anvil yesterday, along with some iron armor (he isn't wearing it, but it seemed like the thing to do). He stops by it to see if he can make a chalice with anvilmagic or if he needs to beat it from the metal manually.
Ari frowns and returns to Wyatt. "Why would I want silver armor?"
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
"I have an anvil! I just- rrgh!"
He goes to the anvil and makes a silver helmet, then takes out his iron helmet. "Look, here. This helmet is made out of silver. I can bend it with my hands, see?" He demonstrates.
The helmet does not bend. Ari frowns, then bends harder.
The helmet bends slightly.
He takes the iron helmet and repeats the process.
The helmet bends significantly more.
Ari flops down onto the floor.
He goes to the anvil and makes a silver helmet, then takes out his iron helmet. "Look, here. This helmet is made out of silver. I can bend it with my hands, see?" He demonstrates.
The helmet does not bend. Ari frowns, then bends harder.
The helmet bends slightly.
He takes the iron helmet and repeats the process.
The helmet bends significantly more.
Ari flops down onto the floor.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Ari gets up and makes chairs, tables, and torches at the workbench, then outfits the shelter appropriately. He casts another sawdust dowsing, this one revealing fewer sources over a larger area, and slings his pack over his shoulder.
"I'm going out to get platinum. Have fun."
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
A few days pass. Ari plunders caves of their treasures, and builds up enough of a housing complex to hold a few more meatbots. (He refuses to let the hairdresser at his head. He likes his hair just fine the way it is. Away, harridan.) He fills out his magic and health capacity along the way, because it's not like it's hard.
He decides arbitrarily one day to explore to the east. "Take care of them for me, Wyatt," he says.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Squish, squish, squish. He prefers the stave to his gravity hammer; magic regenerates quickly and doesn't really feel like much of anything, whereas the gravity hammer is like murderous jumping jacks.
Pew, pew, pew. (He catches a penguin with his butterfly net. He wants a penguin.)
Pew, pew, pew. (He catches a penguin with his butterfly net. He wants a penguin.)
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
The cacti he spares. The rest are murdered with extreme prejudice.
Once he recognizes the cacti as a type of tree, they aren't spared either. He harvests enough of them that he can take a break to make a bathtub after this and clean off. Fucking deserts. (That bathtubs are permanently filled with warm soapy water is something he learned early on. It makes as much sense as anything else, really.)
Once he recognizes the cacti as a type of tree, they aren't spared either. He harvests enough of them that he can take a break to make a bathtub after this and clean off. Fucking deserts. (That bathtubs are permanently filled with warm soapy water is something he learned early on. It makes as much sense as anything else, really.)
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Too bad for the enormous flying skull.
Ari leaps onto the damaged hand (conveniently within reach, it's almost like he planned that) and uses it as a vantage point to start shooting at the skull. And, while he's at it, he starts draws spikes out of the floor in preparation for a grand attack.
Ari leaps onto the damaged hand (conveniently within reach, it's almost like he planned that) and uses it as a vantage point to start shooting at the skull. And, while he's at it, he starts draws spikes out of the floor in preparation for a grand attack.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
A convenient opportunity to jump onto the remaining hand!
...Or, actually, to miss the remaining hand and twist his ankle on the floor. That works too. Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
He reaches out with a gravity-hammer and slams the skull full-force onto the spikes. If that doesn't work, then... he hopes that works.
...Or, actually, to miss the remaining hand and twist his ankle on the floor. That works too. Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
He reaches out with a gravity-hammer and slams the skull full-force onto the spikes. If that doesn't work, then... he hopes that works.
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
"Sweet."
In the rubble, Ari finds: some coins, a few healing potions (one of which he immediately drinks), and a book with a skull on the front.
As he picks up the book, understanding fills his mind. A grin spreads across his face.
"I can shoot people with flaming skulls! This is sick!"
In the rubble, Ari finds: some coins, a few healing potions (one of which he immediately drinks), and a book with a skull on the front.
As he picks up the book, understanding fills his mind. A grin spreads across his face.
"I can shoot people with flaming skulls! This is sick!"
Ari Kaltenbaum
sonofsnow
Ari is only slightly tempted to legsweep her and find out how much better. Not that she'd mind, but it seems impolite.
"Cheers, then." He and his grappling hook make their way out of the dungeon, accompanied by the distant pop of the mechanic evaporating and appearing back in the Court. Once he's out, he continues on his eastward pilgrimage.
"Cheers, then." He and his grappling hook make their way out of the dungeon, accompanied by the distant pop of the mechanic evaporating and appearing back in the Court. Once he's out, he continues on his eastward pilgrimage.
Desert desert forest forest forest forest forest what the fuck is that.
The trees are grey. The grass is red. The leaves are also red. A very particular shade of red. And they drip.
Also a horrifying creature is flying out of the depths of the bloodforest towards him.
The trees are grey. The grass is red. The leaves are also red. A very particular shade of red. And they drip.
Also a horrifying creature is flying out of the depths of the bloodforest towards him.