Aurin is on the communication crystal with Mial, mid-whine about his most recent breakup (he liked this one!), gradually becoming less deaf to attempts to change the subject, when the crystal abruptly goes dead.
There is some slight damage to the doorway of the house, like something large crashed through it, and on the lawn an enormous gold dragon (too large to have performed this property damage without destroying the entire structure) whom he may presume to be his aunt is standing, breathing hard, curls of flame licking around her jaws, staring down the smoking ruins of something that looks like a thirty-foot snake with jointed navy-blue plates for scales and a full length mirror for a face. She doesn't notice Mial right away.
"It appeared. Must have been pushed from somewhere but I don't know what it is," says Alys, shaking. "It appeared and it - put him through that plate, mirror, thing, on its front end, and he was gone, and if he'd been swallowed, if he'd lost a form he would have burst right out of it, if - It chased me and I got out of the house and burned it and if he was there if he'd lost a form he'd have -"
He goes over to inspect the mirror-faced snake.
It is not, on close inspection, much of a snake. For one thing, it has the mirror plate thingy in complete lieu of... a head at all. No eyes, no mouth unless the mirror counts; its spine goes halfway up the surface's backing and melts smoothly into it from there. The scales are huge, and interlock in a distinctly inorganic way, hinged in places, accordioned to collapse when it bends. Some of the bits have been warped with heat; part of its side has burst open and it is leaking dark sludge which does not smell terribly pleasant.
"I'm... going to go look up what does cause a communication crystal to go totally inert," Mial decides, and he teleports home to investigate this question.
Someone sticks his head out of the nearest such building.
"Do shut up," he says, in a language which Aurin has never heard of until now.
"Yeah, Mial ages like a dragon." Pause. "Youuuu know so little about dragons that I'm surprised your language has a word for us at all, but, dragons age about ten times slower than humans? Till we're two hundred, then we stop. In assumed forms, anyway, natural one keeps getting bigger."
And Aurin takes it and writes Can I get a general idea of how long I'm going to be here? Angles? Weeks? Months? If it is more than angles please be slightly circumspect about exactly when you scry me. Also, if you can get any of my or Mother's or Uncle Avar's or I suppose your own scales that are lying around I can apparently call it close enough to currency here in a way I suspect I could not do with kasri or aaberik and I'd rather not have to pry mine off before they want to drop. For that matter if it's going to be a long time I could use a few changes of clothes and AN EXPLANATION PLEASE AND THANK YOU MIAL.
New note!
I can't promise anything about the length of your stay, because I still have no idea what went wrong with that summoning spell.
Apparently you were eaten by a giant snake with a mirror for a face. Your mother set it on fire afterward, so whatever its mirror face used to do that sent people to strange worlds, it doesn't anymore. No one has any idea where the snake came from.
I will find you some scales.
"Oh, uh, they do this," Aurin cups his hands, "and get a little ball of sparks, which heal anybody who is not themselves a light, if they touch them. Very handy for everybody except the lights, who mostly rely on potions and healing the long way around. They also don't have to eat if they get enough water and sunshine."
"They didn't have the same last name. And I have met probably tens of thousands of people to roughly the same extent I met Viper Girl, though admittedly not all of them shove me at venomous snakes, so I didn't recognize the limited family resemblance. In my country most people don't live with their grandmothers, so even if I go to my date's house I am unlikely to meet same. But I know there's places where people live with lots of extended family, is this one of them?"
"I could find you a buyer among the demon community, but they might find some sort of nefarious use for them. I'm sure there are plenty of nefarious uses for otherworldly dragon scales. Or you could wait until tomorrow and look for someone who doesn't know that magic exists and will therefore be confused about the shape your precious metal supply comes in but unable to use it to harm you or your relatives."
Oh, hell.
Aurin dives.
When he doesn't think he'll be too terribly visible from a distance he turns into a firebreathing dragon and lands behind the vampire and puts a claw on his shoulder. "Hey." (He tried to think of something cool to say possibly including "infidel" on the way down but it just didn't come together in the time available.)
Aurin is not, in fact, usually a combatant, and is not sure he is prepared to kill this thing, and has been warned that they're very flammable. He settles for growling (with smoke coming out from between his teeth dramatically) and keeping his paw on the vampire's shoulder to check sudden movement. Growwwwwl. (He's ready to shiftslip away and get back in the air at a moment's notice.)
Aurin lands on a gravestone. He hopes that isn't a local faux pas or anything; he isn't sure Sherlock would tell him if it was. "I found nightlife. Both regular nightlife with dancing and the kind with attempted murder. I'm going to go visit the pleasanter one after you tell me how I get under shelter for my nap later, assuming that offer's still open?"
"Most humans don't know that vampires exist, and we can't go out in daylight without catching fire, so vampire theatrical stars are relatively rare. But there are plenty of vampires who care more about accumulating material wealth than I do. By the way, I should probably warn you that there's about a sixty percent chance anyone hitting on you at the Bronze secretly thirsts for your blood."
Well. He's going to be optimistic. Although he can't exactly take any girls back to the spartan little crypt, now, can he ("welcome to my recent acquaintance's crypt, he's not here because he's nocturnal so get cozy, look, the crypt contains like four objects") so unless somebody preemptively offers her place he'll probably skip the usual results of evenings like this.
Well, there are two possibilities here. One, this is a flirty boy who wants to make out in some fresh air. If this is correct, then Aurin gets to make out with a flirty boy: this is far from the worst way to spend an evening, even if he's wistful about that one brunette in the red and the petite one in the platform heels not being interested. Two, this is a vampire who wants to suck Aurin's blood. If it's that, then if Aurin turns him down he'll pick up somebody else, and successfully drink their blood. Aurin, by contrast, is a firebreathing dragon.
Aurin smiles at the flirty boy and goes outside with him.
"I was thinking of prying a couple off anyway," (and Mial isn't being particularly prompt about the scales he was going to deliver) "which might be more comfortable than puncturing them regardless. What kind of pleasant are we talking here, when I get home am I going to be laid up for a month in Sainted Roses spiraling down from an exotic addiction?"
There is a smallish suitcase next to the chair with the wobbly leg from Mial's living room, and a smallish drawstring pouch full of silver scales on top of the chair, and a folded note under the pouch.
This problem is looking increasingly obscure, says the note. Might be a while. Have a chair. You seem to need one.
And then Aurin's stomach growls because he hasn't eaten anything since local midafternoon.
Everything, except the loose produce and the bread that is sold in paper bags, looks weird, and the grocery basket won't follow him on its own, and this packaging material they have that looks like glass paper but isn't - among other materials - is very strange. Stranger than that time he went for a walk in a refugee-town Little Pridetaal in Esmaar and everything was slightly schizophrenic about its location and provenance.
After systematically prowling the supermarket, reading a lot of labels, and doing arithmetic in his head, Aurin fills up his basket with a banana from the marked-down section, two rolls of a kind that doesn't seem likely to be difficult to tear in half without a knife and some inexpensive deli sausage, and a pasta item the instructions for which claim that it can be prepared hot with the addition of boiling water in its weirdly foamy bowl (Sherlock has a kettle). He gets a taste of a kind of cheese from the cheese area for free, which is tasty but whets his appetite; he gets in line, double-checking his mental arithmetic and finding that it does all come in under ten bucks unless they've got absurd sales tax.
He deliberately got in a longish line, but the people ahead of him move along briskly. Paper or plastic? Okay, so that stuff is called plastic, which seems to be an awfully all-encompassing term, doesn't it. No wonder he was getting really specific words that had less typical-use wear and tear to them. He's going to take paper anyway. He knows what paper is.
It's sort of hard to hear people over the large quantity of people in the store and their devices. He sticks with Sherlock's accent. "Paper, thank you."
"Have I got the wrong - no, I'm not, I -" Aurin listens closely to a couple of people talking about what in the world they're going to do with a jicama this size, then groans and continues in a perfectly Californian pronunciation: "Is that not the local accent? What are the odds that it is both exotic enough to remark upon and the first three people I'd hear clearly enough to identify accents for all speak it or near enough? Grand."
Aurin departs the store, finds a place to sit, and assembles himself a sandwich with the sausage and a roll. Then he eats his banana. The rest of it can wait. He nips into a secluded location to pick up the entire shebang as an eagle and tuck it so he doesn't have to carry his paper bag. He starts hunting for a place that will buy his gold. He finds a place that says WE BUY GOLD in large letters but they won't take the silver and the price seems suspiciously low compared to what twenty dollars would get him at the grocery store, so he notes its location in case he's in a hurry and moves on. Eventually he stops in a park to people-watch and give his feet a break.