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Kevin McAllister and Willy Wonka marooned in the world of pokémon
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This sort of thing goes on for a few more turns before the caterpie flops to the ground overwhelmed. Shortly thereafter, the rattata knocks out the exhausted Paras.  

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"You did a great job, Paras!" says Kevin, scooping his Paras up. He doesn't want to say "it was two against one and you almost had 'em", because that would be a mean thing to say in front of Magikarp, but it was two against one and he did almost have 'em.

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The kids call Rattata and Caterpie back into their balls. "Looks like I beat you, you beat him, and we all learned something! And we all gotta go heal. Want to come back to town with us and get lunch at the Pokémon Center?"

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Like an elevator through a factory roof, it seems civilization has come crashing into their wilderness tableau. Mr. Wonka adjusts his gloves thoughtfully. Isn't that just the way adventure comes calling? Rarely when expected, and always on time.

And then a slow smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. "Up to you, my dear boy" he says carryingly. "Shall we take a trip into town? I'm Willy Wonka, by the way, and these are Magikarp, Paras, and Kevin. Simply ecstatic to meet you. Yes! And so many questions. Dear me, this is going to be such an exciting day!"

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"Sure!" says Kevin, who has forgotten that money exists. "What are those ball things you put the critters in anyway?"

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"I'm Alys and this is Ryan, and how do you not know what Pokéballs are?" Alys and Ryan set off in the direction they came from.

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"We're from another planet! Our spaceship crashed here."

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"Coooooool!"

"Pokéballs are balls you throw at Pokémon and the Pokémon turns into light and goes in the ball and that's how you catch them," says Ryan.

"The ball, like, stabilizes the psychic bond and stuff? Wait, if you don't have balls how did you catch those Pokémon?"

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Shrug. "I got in fights with them and then we were friends."

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"Woah, ancient style!" says Ryan. "That's pretty dangerous with anything stronger but it's cool that you succeeded at it."

"Yeah! Is that how everyone does it on your planet or did you just not have any space Pokéballs in your spaceship?"

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"Earth doesn't have anything like that! We make friends with animals but there's usually no fighting involved. And no psychic stuff."

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"Sounds kinda boring? Sorry."

"How do people teach Earth Pokémon any Moves without a psychic bond?"

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"I think it takes a long time? Paras learns really fast."

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"Huh. Well, it's good that you can bond to Pokémon here even though you're a space alien." On the other side of this hill is a road! It's unpaved but the brush has been cut back and the ground stomped flat.

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Much to think about. "May I," interjects Mr. Wonka very calmly, "examine the telecapture device?"

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