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Kanimir and Jaromira in Fabulous
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She is sitting in the library, studying. It's her most common pastime, by hours; spending time with her sister is more enjoyable but Jaromira prefers to socialize more broadly and Katarzyna would only get in the way. This is better on net; the two of them share a room, so it isn't as though her sister's time is entirely hogged by the other girls who call this boarding school "home." Or at least "prison." Katarzyna doesn't mind it, though; the school library is excellent, and basic manners and care for the books has endeared her to the librarian to a sufficient degree to lubricate the interlibrary loans process when there's something she wants to read that they don't have. 

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A moment later she is not studying, because something much more interesting has come up. 

She has always wanted magic, does not understand those who are offered it and turn it down. She has not fantasized about it actively in many years--supposedly her great-grandmother's sister was a magical girl, and this is enough to fuel the imagination of a little girl who wants more than anything--but an older girl, who has learned to see the world more cynically, who comprehends statistics--an older girl has better areas to focus her attention on. 

Until now. 

She remembers, from her extensive childhood research, that wings are always enough. 

She is not choosy. She can be choosy later. For now--a set of generic feathered angel wings, pure white. 

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There, that's out of the way! Now the magic can get started on judging her dress sense! It's not impressed so far.

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Yes, well, her dress sense has been totally irrelevant so far in her life, not being a social sort anyway. 

She stands up from her carrel, spreading her wings. The librarian squawks. Katarzyna ignores her, striding towards the bathroom with its irritatingly inadequate but at least extant mirrors. 

Alright, the pants are the first to go. The shirt isn't great either. The dress she coveted as a little girl--a knee-length amber gown with short puffed sleeves, a square neckline, and bow in the back--is going to need to be improved upon, but is at least a better starting place than this. 

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The dress is marginally better than what she was doing before, maybe, hard to tell.

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She was wearing pants before. This does not bode well. 

She darkens her hair a shade and lightens the dress a few, then remembers that looking human isn't a good bet. The wings are enough, but that doesn't mean they're enough. She points her ears, and then--can she gather her hair into a high ponytail and then turn the ponytail part into heatless flame?

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Nope, the ponytail part works, the flame part doesn't even sort of start to work.

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She takes deep breaths. She is over the minimum, she has magic and no one can take that from her. She would rather not present herself to the general public without a halfway decent outfit but if it turns out she needs Jaromira to dictate her look then that's fine. It is much much more fine than accidentally encrypting herself in a panic. 

Okay. Calm. Magical girls need fanciness--for that matter, she doesn't love this color as much as she did when she was five. Let's start over. 

Hair back to its original color, dress red, hugging her upper torso perfectly but not embarrassingly. Long sleeves ending in pointed cuffs that sweep over the backs of her hands. Embroidery in--what color, fuck--gold--no--yes. Don't overthink it. You don't need a good outfit now, just one that isn't embarrassing. Gold embroidery at the neck and hems and cuffs. Topaz cabochons on the cuffs over the backs of her hands. A gold sash. 

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That's much better. She could do some magic now. Well, she can't, but she could if there were something to do it to.

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Okay. She snaps some selfies so she can get back to this if whatever she tries next doesn't work. 

...What does she actually think would look nice?

Seafoam, is the obvious answer, once she actually asks it of herself. Seafoam green, in--hm. Let's just start by palette-swapping the current dress. Seafoam green dress with dark blue embroidery and cabochons, and make her eyes the same shade of dark blue. Lighten all the blue a little so her eyes look less like black with a hint of color. 

...Lighten the blue some more, make the cabochons opals, and color her irises to look like blue opals too. 

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That's an improvement!

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This looks like something she wouldn't mind people seeing, at least. She's not going to get anything really impressive off her own sense of style; anything really interesting is going to need Jaromira's help. 

But she can thread silver in with the blue embroidery, and turn her hair silver, and make her feathers silver with a gyrfalcon pattern of crescent stripes on the primaries in opal blue. 

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Yay! She could do somewhat more magic now if there were anything to do it to. ...Or is there?

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Is there??? She tries to do something--anything--

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She... exists!

Yup! She exists.

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...Huh. Well. Perhaps it does something else under other circumstances. 

Still. 

She just did magic!!!

Time to go find Jaromira! Her sister has an actual sense of style, this is just the tip of the iceberg. 

She leaves the bathroom and then the library altogether. She will probably get reactions from people in the hallways who are not her sister, but she can just ignore those. 

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People do look at her, but it's not like they've never seen a magical girl before. Only one guy tries to pet her wing.

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Rude. She beats her wings warningly and hurries on. 

It doesn't take her long to find her sister. 

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"Katarzyna! Oh my gosh!" Jaromira leaps up as soon as her sister enters the room. 

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"I know!!! Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private, I need you to advise me, insofar as I have aesthetic sensibilities the magic seems most unimpressed with them, I suspect you'll do much better." 

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"Sure," she agrees, giving the girls she was with a brief wave before linking arms with her sister and striding off. 

She had been hanging out in the dorm area anyway, so it doesn't take long to get back to their room. 

She inspects her sister's transformations so far. 

"Try a circlet," she suggests, "in titanium anodized the same blue, with a seafoam opal centerpiece."

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She does. 

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Magic approves! Yup, Katarzyna super exists!

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"It works."

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"Good. Now modify the circlet so the metal is in a filigree pattern that matches the embroidery on the dress."

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That helps too!

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"Yes!" 

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"Good. Now...hm...you'll need to do something with that hair. Can you give yourself a thin crown braid for the circlet to rest on? And--hm. Make it look like your hair is gently wafting in some breeze?" 

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She tries those things. 

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The wafting thing does not work; she does not have wafting powers. The braid is easy and a little helpful.

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She reports these results. 

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"Okay, I know I've seen magical girls with crazy hair...can you make your hair unaffected by gravity?" 

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She tries. 

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She can make it thinner. She cannae break the laws of physics.

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"The other magical girls you saw must have been doing something else, because no, I can't." 

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"Damn. Okay. Try blue highlights."

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Blue highlights are weakly positive.

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"That I can do, but they don't help much." 

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"Yeah...let's do something with your nails. Make them nice and regular and rounded, then--hm. Blue with silvery white opals, let's start out with." 

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That's also positive, a little better than the hair highlighting.

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"That's a little better." 

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"You need more jewelry. Try a filigree necklace in silver, with a centerpiece of blue opal and smaller seafoam opals trailing up to your shoulders." 

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That's good!

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"Yes!" 

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"Now earrings--those will have to contrast more against the silver hair to be visible, so let's go with seafoam-anodized titanium with blue opals."

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The magic thinks that is yummy.

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!!!

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"Now we need to do shoes, you're still wearing your old ones. Let's start simple--kneehigh blue soft leather boots." 

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Meh.

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"Hm. Let's try something else--greek sandals with laces spiraling up to the knees? In silver."

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Slightly better.

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"Add blue and seafoam opals to the places where the laces cross on your feet." 

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Ooooh.

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"Do your toenails like you did your fingernails." 

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That helps a bit more than doing the fingernails in the first place.

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"The elf ears are a nice touch, in my opinion. Let's add cuffs that match the earrings going up to the very points." 

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The magic likes that a little.

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"Hm...what happens if we add smaller silver opals to the earrings and cuffs and circlet?" 

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Helps a little bit.

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"Okay, let's try rings--one on your left middle finger, one on your right ring finger, one on your right index finger, each one matching one of circlet, earrings, and necklace." 

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Meh.

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"Hmm. Let's try subsets of the rings." 

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Any one of those alone is a bit better than all; the one matching the necklace is best.

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"Hmm. Dress details--how do wide flowy sleeves with embroidery along the hems compare to what you have now?"

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That's a weak improvement.

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"Alright, let's try adding bracelets--let's start with a set of bangles on each wrist, three of them, one in each color." 

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That's good.

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"Okay, now let's add tiny diamonds to the bangles--white on green, green on blue, blue on silver on the left wrist, then the other way around on the right wrist." 

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That's even better! Katarzyna is definitely magic! She can tell!

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Eeeeeeeee! 

Can she tell how many spells she has? 

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The answer is that she does not have spells, hers is the freeform kind!

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Huh. Neat. 

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"Hmm. Let's try making the bodice a bit looser and then adding one of these," she says, gesturing at a picture she's pulled up on her phone, "but in silver for the metal and blue opals for the stones. And we'll probably want to alter it a bit more to avoid the plagiarism thing--let's turn the ropes into filigree like the necklace and tiara and so on, and the centerpiece...how about an eight-pointed star."

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That's a good addition.

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"Hm...let's add another set of crossed filigrees over the hips, but without the centerpiece." 

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That's neutral.

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"Add the centerpiece?" 

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Negative.

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"Okay, let's try replacing the crossed filigrees altogether with a filigree belt-slash-sash."

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Belt is slightly less good than chest-only crisscross.

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"Okay, lose the belt. Hm...makeup, let's do makeup. Try lipstick in each of the three colors?" 

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Silver lipstick is weakly good, the others are bad.

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"Eyeliner in each of the three colors?" 

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Eyeliner is also best in silver.

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"Ooh, that really does make your eyes pop. Okay, let's try adding eyeshadow in green and blue, see if either of those helps." 

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Either helps, a gradient between them helps more.

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"Oh, nice. Okay, let's try adding diamonds at the corners of your eyes, start with white."

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Also good.

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"Now, the lipstick...we've been running pretty hard with the three-color thing, but you might want to try a few shades of red lipstick, just in case." 

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Red is worse.

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"Okay, good to know. Are you okay with trying facial piercings?"

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"Yeah." 

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"Okay, try white diamond snakebites."

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A little better.

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"Nose stud?"

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One is good, two is not.

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"Okay...hm. Silver freckles?"

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Good! To a point. Diminishing returns hit quick.

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"Eyebrow piercings?"

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Worse.

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"Dermal piercings in the middle of each cheek?"

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Even worse!

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Hmm. Alright. What if--

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They are interrupted by a knock on the door. 

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"Yes?" Jaromira asks, opening it.

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There is a math teacher on the other side. "Hello. Can I speak to your roommate, please?" 

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She gives him an assessing look, then steps aside. 

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"Yes, hello, what do you want." 

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"Hi! Word's been spreading about, uh," he gestures vaguely at her wings. "Congratulations, by the way!" 

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"Thank you, I suppose."

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"...Anyway. There isn't a magical girl club here, we're too small, but if you'd like to join the one at the public school in town, we can arrange transport!" 

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She considers it for a time, staring at him until his smile grows slightly strained, before saying, "I accept." 

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"Wonderful! Now, remember you'll be representing St. Lucia Academy, so--I understand that you've had some difficulty socializing in the past, and of course this is completely normal for a girl your age, but with your new gifts we feel it would be more appropriate if you were to put in more of an effort in that area." 

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"Inform me when to arrive where for transport. You are aware of my school email."

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"Well, yes, but--"

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"Have you any other specific information you wish to convey?" 

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"Well, not as such--"

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"Then, with all due respect, I would appreciate it if you would cease to interrupt my attempts to tweak my appearance to garner more magic." 

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His jaw works for a moment before he turns and leaves. 

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She sighs and falls over backwards onto her bed. 

"Where were we?" 

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"Uh, try adding some curl to the very end of your hair?" 

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She does so. 

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Neutral.

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"Hmm. Extra length?" 

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That's a little better.

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"Thicker hair?" 

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Also a little better.

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"Hmm. Softer hair?"

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Doesn't do anything. Does feel real soft though.

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"Hmm. Try a tattoo of some kind between the wings." 

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She goes for an abstract swirly silver-green-blue pattern. 

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It's okay, not great.

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She extends it a bit onto her shoulders and out below the wings, swooping out where they can.

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That's better.

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Hmm. 

She changes it from abstract swirls to twining vines, each vine having flowers of the other two colors.

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That is not as good.

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She changes it back. 

"I think I've got all the low-hanging fruit on that tattoo," she reports. 

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"Okay. let's try...blue fingerless gloves with silver embroidery and green opals set on the backs."

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The magic likes them, though not all that much.

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"Add tiny green diamonds to the silver embroidery?" 

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Barely an improvement.

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"Add diamonds to the embroidery on your dress?" 

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That helps a little more.

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"Let's try some different styles of skirt..." 

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Apparently in this situation the magic prefers a handkerchief hem.

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"Nice. Okay, try reducing your sleeves to three-quarter length."

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This is good, but only a little.

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"Let's add another layer of embroidery to your miscellaneous edges."

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This is good.

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"Let's see how many layers we can add before it stops helping." 

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Three.

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"Alright...what happens if you thread your hair with strings of blue and green pearls?" 

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The magic is meh on this.

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"Hmm. Try doing this," she pulls up another image, "with the hair that isn't in the crown braid." 

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The magic isn't super into that.

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She pulls up another image. "Try this." 

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It likes that better.

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Another: "This?" 

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It likes that even more!

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"Try threading blue and green ribbons through it?" 

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These are okay, not great.

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"Lace instead of ribbons?" 

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Worse.

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"Embroidery thread?"

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That's better than ribbons, barely.

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"Strings of crystals?" 

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That's another step up, by more than ribbons to thread was.

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"Strings of alternating diamonds and opals?"

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That's a small boost.

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"Okay, that's everything I can think of off the top of my head for hair...silver mascara?"

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Worse, just a little.

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"Huh. Non-silver mascara with glitter?"

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Also just a little worse.

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"Completely normal mascara?"

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Very faint plus.

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"Curlier eyelashes?"

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Hits diminishing returns real fast but in modest amounts, slightly good.

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"Try adding some opal seafoam to the wings like you did with the opal blue."

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This is fine, not a big deal either way.

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"Hmm..." she turns around and googles some stuff. "Okay, try restructuring the wings to be shaped more like this than this."

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The magic is indifferent to wing structure in this range.

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"Yes, but it will probably be better for flying. Try extending the crescent pattern up from the primaries to the whole wing."

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The magic likes that a little.

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"Try coiling silver helix bracelets over your sleeves on the biceps."

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It likes that a little more.

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"Now add opals and diamonds."

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That is better.

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"Magic really likes its glitter, doesn't it. Try adding a beaded fringe to the hem of the skirt."

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It likes that but not very much.

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"I think at this point we're micromanaging enough that you'll get much better returns from getting opinions from someone who isn't me." 

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"Alright. The magical girl club should be useful for that." 

She opens her laptop to see if the teacher has emailed her about when it is. He has; the next meeting is tomorrow, and a different teacher is going to drive her after class. 

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Jaromira leaves to manage the gossip mill's interpretation of recent events. 

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Katarzyna stays. Going back to the library would involve more interacting with people than she wants to do right now; the internet is an acceptable source of information, and, when it comes to magical girl stuff, much better than the library. 

She waits patiently until the end of classes the next day. 

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The big public school is in Phoenix, and its magical girl club has seven members not counting Katarzyna:

- Mercedes, the club president, who introduces herself and everyone else, and has green dragon wings and a dragon tail and horns and wears a lot of gold silk;

- Natalie, approximately a naga, probably culturally appropriating the Roma or at least the pop culture conception thereof with that outfit, jingles when she slithers;

- Alexis, with rabbit ears and a cotton tail, leaning unnecessarily on sex appeal for costume interest but also themed around lavender (plant, not color);

- Faith, who is three feet two inches tall and going for a vaguely period effect with her clothes in homespun-ecru and shades of brown;

- Isabella, with pointy swift wings and nothing else, drapey dress over a clingy underlayer in dark red and dark blue festooned with a motif of circles with circle cutouts;

- Gabrielle, yellow ballgown and sunset-colored wings;

- Brooklyn, managing pants with enough layers and embroidery and rose-themed accessories accenting the black and gold base color scheme that it must take her an hour to get it all right every time she needs to redo it, black bat wings with gold tats of roses.

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These are magical girls and therefore she has nonzero desire to make a good first impression. 

"My name is Katarzyna Kozlov--I apologize if that's hard to pronounce, my parents are from Poland. It's lovely to meet you all." 

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"Nice to meet you too," says Mercedes.

"Can we call you Kat or something?" asks Natalie.

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"Is Zyna acceptable? I share classes with a Kat, it would be confusing."

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"Zyna it is!" says Natalie.

"What are your powers?" asks Isabella.

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"It appears to be some sort of--magic perception. Initially all I could sense was that I, myself, existed, but I can sense all of you, as well." 

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"I have that, I call it my libido," hoots Alexis.

"Huh," says Isabella, ignoring Alexis. "- can I try something with that?"

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To Isabella: "Certainly."

To Alexis: "I believe that your libido draws your attention to the fact that you know we are present, rather than informing you if you had not previously known and/or introducing a new avenue to this perception. If I am wrong, please inform me."

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Isabella does something. Now she is unsenseable.

"You have no sense of humor," says Alexis.

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"I do have one, it's simply malformed." 

To Isabella: "I can no longer sense you. What ability is that?" 

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"What does malformed mean?" Alexis whispers to Gabrielle.

"I can make things that are happening not happen, pretty much," says Isabella. "I mostly use it when I trip."

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"Oh, that seems so useful! Could you use it on--a stroke, a hurricane, some more minor natural disaster-"

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"I don't think I look good enough to do a natural disaster but I would probably be useful if somebody had a stroke," says Isabella.

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"Well, that's what consultants are for, aren't they--I have no head for it whatever, my sister designed this outfit, I only chose the colors."

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"My brother helps me. I do have dressier versions, but I've never actually encountered a natural disaster."

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"I'm lucky enough that so far I haven't encountered anything I'm not willing to wear day-to-day but of course I would take uncomfortable and powerful over neither if I should in some way discover such." 

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"Anyway!" interrupts Mercedes. "Nobody ever made it to the Olympics through chitchat! Fliers in the air, pedestrians on the track, reconvene in thirty minutes for targets and style presentations."

Isabella shrugs and takes off.

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So does Katarzyna.

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It's a little hard to chat in the air. Isabella gets close to Katarzyna anyway and calls, "So what's your range on the sense?"

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"I am currently uncertain! Fairly long on a local scale!"

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"What does that mean in yards?"

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"More than a thousand, less than ten thousand!"

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"I was thinking you might have noticed when your car came in range of us!"

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"I did, but there were enough turns that I'm not sure of the distance as the crow flies!"

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"Did you note the intersection - no you know what, do you have a watch -"

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"I don't have a watch--I did, but I carelessly got rid of it when I first starscaped and haven't found a sufficiently aesthetic replacement yet--but I did note the intersection."

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"Oh, cool, what was the intersection?"

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She names it. "--But we were actually about half a block away from the intersection itself when I sensed you all."

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"Still a decent ballpark. Okay, that might be longer than your swarm sense, I wonder if it works on swarms."

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"I sincerely hope so."

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"You wanna be a swarm hunter?"

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"No, I simply want the maximum warning possible. Additionally, I prefer to have more rather than less information as a general principle."

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"I can't fault you there."

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"I've been spending a mildly embarrassing fraction of the previous twenty-two hours fantasizing about becoming so beautiful that my sense solves all of the persistent mysteries of magic."

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- giggle. "Good luck with that. What are the most annoying ones in your opinion?"

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"Well, it used to be 'why are crytpids a thing,' but after becoming a magical girl I have to say it has changed to 'why does magic care about how pretty I am'."

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"I assume you don't think Thaumatologists have any insight into the matter."

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"I wouldn't be surprised if they have a deeper than average understanding of magic's sartorial preferences, due to having a stronger reason to care and an absurdly high magical-girl-per-capita ratio, and given that magic seems to care about something as anthropocentric as prettiness I wouldn't be shocked if there was, in fact, some intelligence behind the allocation of magic, and that the Thaumotologists had some hypothesis about its characteristics that matched reality, but I do not take their premises at face value."

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...snort. "Fair enough. Far as I can tell based on Faith's occasional presentations on the subject they think God likes beauty because beauty is just inherently great, but that's not really helpful, is it?"

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"I have aesthetic sensibilities, and they do not match magic's. 'Beauty is inherently good' is a reasonable opinion to have; 'this specific type of beauty is inherently superior to all other forms' impresses me less."

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"Where are your disagreements with magic, do you need to be talking to Brooklyn about how to do pants?"

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"It's not so much specific disagreements--I don't mind this outfit--as the fact that the first thing I conjured seemed perfectly lovely to me, but my magic considered it barely better than my previous outfit, which consisted of slacks and a button-down shirt."

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"Huh. I'd need to see it to even start to guess why and if I did I'd probably be wrong, I outsource to my twin."

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"At a guess it wasn't fancy enough, but I, too, outsource to my twin."

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"Yay for twins!"

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"Yay for twins!!!"

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"Mine wants to go pro at style consultancy."

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"I only got magic yesterday, so if Jaromira's ambitions have shifted in that direction it hasn't come up yet. Previously she was undecided."

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"He actually was thinking about it even before I manifested."

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"Jaromira is more likely to do something involving larger numbers of people at a time, I think. She is the most outrageous extrovert."

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"There are outrageousnesses of extroversion?"

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"She prefers being around people whom she actively dislikes to being alone! --With exceptions."

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"Okay, yeah, that's a pretty severe case."

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"Exceptions primarily being people who can make her life substantially more unpleasant."

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"Reasonable! - Do you prefer to be alone, should I stop following you around?"

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"I prefer to not be around people I find disinteresting. Thus far, I do not find you disinteresting."

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"Thank you, I'm flattered."

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"Magical girls have a much higher assumed baseline interestingness but you have in fact been distinguishing yourself upwards."

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"What, 'cause of my power?"

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"No, because you ask thoughtful questions."

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"Oh good, I like that answer better."

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"From what I can determine, what magic one obtains is almost certainly completely uncorrelated with the sort of person one is."

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"Sure, but if you're interested in studying magic you could still reasonably be particularly interested in people whose magic interacted with yours."

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"I distinguish between being interested in the magic and the person. Tolerating someone to study their magic is different from enjoying their company." 

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"I enjoy some people's company on net in a way I'd be reluctant to round down to tolerating them for instrumental reasons even when I can identify factors which, if removed, would take with them my interest in the person's company."

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"Enjoying someone's company and tolerating it because I want something from them feel very different to me. I suppose it's possible magic will be different."

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"Sure, that's fair."

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"Magic is already wonderful and I've barely scratched the surface, I'm very excited."

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"You hit diminishing returns pretty fast, fair warning, I think I learned more in the first month than I did in the next couple of years."

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"That does sound frustrating--but I have hopes that the sheer variety of magical girl powers will keep me in new information for a while if I travel enough, my sense is strikingly fortunate for me."

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"There is that! You have a lot of affordances for travel?"

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"My father is rich." 

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"Convenient!"

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"It is most definitely his most convenient feature."

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"Mm?"

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"He believes it is a husband's job to provide materially for the children and a wife's job to provide emotionally."

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"And your mom is..."

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"Dead, as of nine years ago, and replaced by a stepmother who views my sister and I as obstacles in the way of our half-siblings' inheritance as of eight years ago."

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"Well damn, I'm sorry."

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"We have each other, and we currently attend a boarding school, so the situation isn't currently dire, but Jaromira has speculated on more than one occasion that I would be less misanthropic if Mother had survived.

"...I do miss her quite a lot."

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"I'm sorry."

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"I appreciate the sympathy." 

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"You're welcome. My parents are divorced and Charlie lives in Washington, we see him summers."

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"When my mother was alive I didn't see my father very often. I have a vague memory of being very small and asking Mother who he was and she stifled a laugh and said 'that's your father' and I asked 'what's a father?'"

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"- how sure are you this memory isn't fabricated?"

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"--I guess not completely. But I really didn't see him very often, he was busy with his business and usually came home later than our bedtime."

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"I could see this being realistic when you were three but I can't remember being three..."

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"Oh, I do. At least, I think I do. Not much, just a few individual flashes. Mostly involving learning to read." 

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"Heh. I can't remember not being able to read."

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"I can't remember not being able to read at all but I do remember not understanding that p h makes a 'f' sound and stubbornly insisting that the main character of a board book was named 'Puh-hil'."

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"Hee!"

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"I also remember insisting on reading Jaromira's bedtime story once because I was proud that I could." 

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"You read first?"

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"Yeah, we're both smart but I'm smarter." 

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"Congratulations."

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"She's far more skilled with people, though, and I like learning more than she does and she likes people more than I do, so we both find the situation quite satisfactory." 

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"Sounds good. Xander's more arty than I am, hence the foray into nitpicking my garb."

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"Specializing differently is one of the many wonderful things about being a twin." 

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"Having one just like me would have been fun too, but differently."

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"Having a twin who was just like me would be fun in some ways but I would be concerned that we would--encourage each others' flaws instead of balancing them."

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"I would handle this by not having any flaws to exacerbate, problem solved!"

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...Giggle. "That works too! I don't think it would work as well for me." 

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"It's an inexplicably unpopular strategy."

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"I mostly manage my flaws by having Jaromira spot-check me, which would be much harder if my twin had the same blind spots I did."

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"Maybe I am actually terrible and don't know because spot-checking me is not one of Xander's hobbies."

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"You don't seem terrible to me! I'm not specialized for spot-checking you in particular but I do spot-check my sister, I assume some of the expertise transfers."

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"Hmm. Well, go ahead and let me know if you discover latent horribleness."

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Giggle. "I will.

"...Also, you probably don't have a single biggest recurring flaw and a history that exacerbates it. My stepmother has not done wonders for avoiding misanthropy."

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"Sample sizes," chirps Isabella.

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"Hm?"

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"Your stepmother's one person, so she's a terrible source from which to draw an opinion of the whole species, no?"

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"Yes, that's true. If it weren't, misanthropy wouldn't be a flaw." 

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"I wouldn't blame you for it if you had met seven hundred people and by some astounding coincidence all of them sucked!"

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"The problem is that since I don't enjoy being around people who don't interest me it might be difficult to notice ways in which people don't suck if my twin shared my flaws instead of complementing them." 

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"That makes sense. So you have a selection problem, your sample is mostly people who inflict themselves on you despite your disinterest!"

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"Broadly accurate. There are other factors, too--I don't only judge based on the people I meet, for example, and since sensationalism sells it's often easier to hear about crimes and other human-caused disasters than, say, the Norman Borlaugs of the world, if you aren't motivated to go looking." 

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"How great is Norman Borlaug, though."

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"I don't know if I would find him personally interesting but I certainly appreciate him on an abstract level! There's also the fact that harm is usually easier than good, so if the bad people are doing much more bad than the good people are doing good that doesn't mean the bad people are worse than the good people are good, which is something I might not have thought to factor in if Jaromira hadn't pointed it out." 

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"If I detect misanthropic tendencies in myself I remind myself that e.g. Norman Borlaug is principally admirable because he didn't decide people sucked too much to deserve adequate agricultural yields."

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"That's a very good point!"

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"Thank you!"

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"The fact of the matter is that I'm naively more inclined to spend my time studying other things than myself--not that introspection isn't important, but there are just so many fascinating things to learn about." 

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"You are the tool you use to learn those things."

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"Perhaps if I were less externally motivated to introspect I would run into a point where I was the bottleneck and quickly become intrinsically motivated." 

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"Ha, okay. I like introspecting. Keeps the gears oiled."

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"I like it too, but I would probably like it less if it took a form other than narrating my internal monologue to my sister and listening to her commentary, supplemented with writing things down when she's not there so I can recount them later. It's so useful to get another perspective." 

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"I have an all-writing model. Xander can be a sounding board but he's not really good for this particular purpose, alas."

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"Jaromira's great for it--it's one of the extensions of her liking-people thing, I think, is that she really appreciates being in a position to--really get into the gears of one? I think I would probably be her favorite regardless but it doesn't hurt." 

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"Awwww!"

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"She'd be a terrible psychiatrist, though, always getting too personally invested in her patients. It's--remarkable how much I love it about her, I think, given that it's a trait I don't especially want to cultivate myself. Something about the--integrity of it? It's not a good way for everyone to be, but it's a very good way for her to be, and she really commits to it." 

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"How old are you guys?"

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"Fourteen." 

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"We turned fifteen in September. It -"

"Hey!" calls Mercedes, swooping up to them. "Time to land!"

"Coming!" says Isabella, more polite than earnest, and she banks.

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Katarzyna imitates her, fumbles slightly due to different wing designs, but recovers and lands safely. 

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Isabella trips when she lands, but arrests the movement and rights herself and proceeds to where everyone's convening.

"Zyna," says Mercedes, when Katarzyna has arrived, "in some magical girl clubs people take turns being surrounded for amateur style nitpicks, but here we do things differently; we all take turns giving presentations on facts about style for magical girls that will be useful to everyone. There's a club rule that even if you're a Thaumatologist you have to give the presentation in secular terms. Sometimes people stay late to do conventional circle critiques, too. While you're listening, if you have stardarters or a ranged magic weapon you may fire at the targets; I'll muffle the sound so you can still hear the presenter. This week it's Isabella!"

Isabella gets up and produces a notebook with her presentation outlined in it. "We don't have a projector yet, do we."

"No."

"Right, I guess I'll just demo on myself. I did some research on effective hairstyles. Of girls who participated in the Baseline Comparison Survey or equivalent Canadian research more than half found that as long as their hair was not tangled, split, messy, or otherwise obviously flawed in some way, and it was longer than shoulder length, it was competitive with the best-performing updos and braids in lab conditions while worn down. The reason more elaborate styles seem to perform better appears to have to do with the accessibility of ornamentation and the risk that wind and activity will tangle or damage loose hair; Coast Paladins and other Paladin squads generally have tight updos with stuff in them." While she talks she's occasionally blinking and swapping out her hair to demonstrate examples.

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--Oh that's fascinating. Katarzyna takes out a notepad and earnestly starts taking notes. 

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"Wait, what's the Baseless Comparison Survey," says Natalie.

"Baseline," says Isabella. "The Baseline Comparison Survey was a huge project they did in the sixties to figure out general principles of magical girling less obvious than 'wear skirts'. They designed a basic boring outfit that worked with wings and surface or extremity mods except tails, made all the participants wear it exactly so they'd all be taking the same plagiarism penalty, and then tried iterations from there, also all the same across participants, so they could shake out some of the statistical noise from girls going 'well, that helps a little but not very much' and 'ooh the magic really likes that' in lieu of producing numbers. And most of my presentation is about what they found out about hair."

"Go on," says Mercedes.

"Bad hair tanks a look fast," she continues. "Clothes can handle some distressing and still look all right - a few people use something along those lines as their motif - but hair basically can't. You can get away with some sloppiness in styling like messy braids and floppy buns if it suits what you're doing otherwise, short hair is not as hard to pull off as pants, but nobody makes a birds' nest work. Now, the Baseline Comparison Survey did include girls of all races, but since this was the sixties, they dropped girls from the study if they weren't willing to wear their hair in an approximately white-person texture. We have way less systematized data about how natural black hair works, especially since on hair that hangs down by default, length past the shoulders matters - is there an equivalent for natural black hair, we don't know!"

"So racist," opines Gabrielle, who is black.

Isabella doesn't directly respond to that. "The anecdotal evidence suggests that natural hair in assorted styles can perform at top levels; for example, Coast Paladin Keisha Vaughn has dreadlocks. But there's less to go on from a data-driven perspective."

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Natural black hair is of little interest to eastern-European-stock Katarzyna, of itself, but research certainly is, and gaps in research even more so. She is taking notes furiously in her personal shorthand. 

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"The rules for hair ornaments seem to be about the same as the rules for other ornaments. The rules for hair color are not - you don't take as much of a penalty for having hair of an out-of-scheme color in the natural human hair color range, your original or not, as you do for having an out-of-scheme accessory or clothing item. Basically, magic seems to consider hair to be an automatic candidate for a statement piece - a thing that's allowed to stand on its own without forming a motif. Both curly and straight hair were found to work, as well as all stages of intermediate waviness; worn down, straight hair works better if you go to knee-length or longer, wavy hair works better between there and mid-back, and curly hair works better between there and shoulder-length. Shorter hair performed worse with a few individual outliers - face shape affects this a lot. Also, all the length-and-curliness rules go out the window if you wear it up. Then it doesn't seem to matter at all. From baseline, statistically speaking, bangs are worse -"

Faith raises her hand.

"- but like everything else to do with how your hair is arranged close to your face that varies with face shape, and 'baseline' here means 'worn down', not your braid crown there."

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It is tempting to start fiddling with her look based on this data right here and now but she will refrain. 

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"Hair that does not behave like any nonmagical human hair - via the application of the magical equivalent of hairspray, or changing its material, or replacing it with a garden of daisies," says Isabella, "is tentatively hypothesized to revert to the standards for elements elsewhere on your person - so it loses the thing about being in human-range colors, its length and curliness are no longer interacting, etcetera - but the Baseline Comparison Survey didn't get very into a lot of alternative hair options and no similarly sized survey has been conducted since. This can still work if whatever weird hair thing you do plays into a motif; Rockies Paladin Miranda Cooper has feather hair that matches her wings.

"A cautionary note," she goes on, "replacing your hair with twenty-seven snakes is known to carry enough points to turn you into a cryptid if applied on top of wings and basic human-range cosmetic cleanup. We don't know if fewer than twenty-seven snakes would have been fine, since this has only been recorded happening the once, but twenty-seven snakes plus wings and cosmetic cleanup definitely cryptidizes you, so don't do it.

"That's what I've got, thank you all."

Light applause.

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Somewhat less light applause! 

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And Isabella collects her stardarters and joins target practice, her hair still in its latest example.

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Katarzyna...does not have stardarters. 

She can fix that more quickly than most people, but she cannot fix it immediately. She loiters slightly, feeling awkward. 

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"Do you want to borrow one?" Isabella asks, holding out the one she's got in her left hand.

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"Thank you--I would love that," she says, relieved. 

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"I've told the school they should buy one for this exact situation but they didn't think it was a good use of two hundred dollars," Isabella says, trotting over to her target to gather her ammo.

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"Irritating. If you don't mind my asking--why did you think this was a good use of two hundred dollars? You don't strike me as the type to swarm-hunt."

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"I'm not. Got them for my birthday. It's not hard to make two hundred dollars with the right powers, though, my dad's a cop and he hooked me up with a gig where I ride along on car chases and stop the car they're chasing, I can do that again and a few days of being on call and one car chase gets me well over two hundred bucks."

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"That makes sense. My reasons, on top of having a rich father, include: 'it seems like an asset when networking with magical girls,' and 'magical girls are, absent relevant powers, not significantly less squishy than baseline humans and I would be surprised if a magical girl carrying stardarters wasn't legal more places than anyone outside of police officers carrying pepper spray or a tazer.'" 

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"It is. I mean, these won't stop somebody who really wants your purse, they don't even hit hard enough to kill a swarmling that's been around for six hours and you can still kill those bugs if you step on them hard enough, but you can sure take them places. Not on planes, though."

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"I cannot imagine the planes are interested in having any weapons whatever on them." She picks up the stardarter; she assumes the magic will ding it for being off-theme but the magic can cope. "I am consoled by the fact that everyone else on the plane will also have been stripped of weapons." 

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"Swarms don't manifest on planes much but when they do people get hurt before all the bugs get geeshed. I don't think stardarters'd improve the situation though."

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"Eesh. No, I imagine not." She take aim at the target, taking her time to line up the shot, and fires. 

She isn't a great shot. She doesn't take it personally. 

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Isabella's okay but slow at picking up her ammo since she walks carefully instead of jogging over.

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"Do you want some help?" Katarzyna asks once she's gathered her own (technically also Isabella's, but).

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"If you don't mind!"

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"I don't!" she assures her, then goes to collect Isabella's darts. 

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Then Isabella can get in a little more shooting before Mercedes announces the end of the club!

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Katarzyna hands back Isabella's stardarter and ammo. "Thank you again for the loan." 

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"No problem! See you next week!" And she collects her bag (it's like a messenger bag, but designed to sit between wings in the back) and takes off.

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Katarzyna stands there for a minute being happy for no reason she can figure out for a minute before heading back to the St. Lucia car. 

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When they get back to the school, the first thing she does is hunt down her sister to talk to. 

(It's not gossip if it's the core of your introspection process, right?)

She outlines the club meeting (thus and such was the agenda, this is what my power does) and then launches into details and internal monologue. 

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It isn't until about the fortieth Isabella this and Isabella that that Jaromira starts giggling. 

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"What?" 

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"I guess the magic gay kicks in harder than I thought! You, my dear sister, have a crush." 

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"Oh, shit, I have a crush on Isabella." 

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"That's what I just said! And why, exactly, is this a bad thing?" 

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"I don't want to be one of those people who only hangs out with someone because they want to date them!"

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"Then don't be. Ask her out, or don't, but--if she doesn't go out with you, would you stop wanting to be around her?" 

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"No!!! She's so thoughtful and interesting and insightful and--she's amazing, Jaromira, amaaaaaaziiiiiiing." 

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"Then you're not like that. Don't stress out about it." 

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"Mngh." 

She flops on her bed face-first. 

"I can't believe it's a week until the next meeting and I didn't get her phone number or email or anything." 

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"Aww. You'll live, dearheart," Jaromira says, sitting down beside her sister to pet her hair.

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"I knoooow." Sigh. "Okay, I have my hair-related notes from the meeting, let's try some things--" 

They try some things. 

The hair length thing turns out to be less good than keeping it partially up in a hair-flower-thing with gems woven in; of other things they try because Jaromira thought of them, replacing the leg laces on her sandals with helixes like her bicep bracelets, adding toe rings, and turning all the metal in her jewelry into diamond and opal of the same colors constitute improvement. She is mildly put out that she will not be able to see the effect this has on her magic sense until next week when she can interact with other magical girls again. 

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She emails her father to inform him that she is a magical girl now. She looks up stardarters online. 

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Ones like Isabella has are $200 and come in custom colors; for extra you can get an emblem or other little touches added to them.

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...Ooh. 

How much would it cost to get them in opalescent seafoam with blue and silver filigree?

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Opalescence is extra, and the coverage she has in mind is a lot extra on top of that, but she can still get them both for under $500.

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She goes for it, then, and selects the electronic receipt option at checkout and then forwards it to her father with a note saying that while of course she will not neglect her studies she also intends to take being a magical girl seriously. 

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Her stardarters arrive in four days, pleasingly packaged and very shiny. The ammo is heavy.

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Katarzyna has a fight with the school administration over them, due to weapons being Not Allowed on school grounds no matter what. 

Katarzyna does not win the fight, exactly; weapons are still Not Allowed inside the school no matter what. But she is stubborn and while she isn't good at people Jaromira is, and is on her side. The stardarters and ammo live in an equipment shed, to be picked up when she leaves for a magical girl meeting (...or for other reasons, if she really wants, the administration is worn down into conceding) and returned when she returns to campus. 

It's not optimal, but it will do. 

Katarzyna spends much of her free time studying, now, but less. 

Flying is not against the rules. 

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Flying is great! Depending on how far afield she wanders, she might encounter other girls in the sky (as well as kites, RC airplanes, and balloons).

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Encountering other girls in the sky is exciting!!! Probably none of them are as good conversationalists as Isabella but she can examine their magic and that is so cool. 

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She can! It's a little easier than it was at the club meeting, even, probably because she is dressed up more to the magic's liking. Over there is a girl with a kinda creepily elongated neck and vulture wings!

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"Hi!!!" 

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"- hello," says vulture girl. "What's up?"

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"Nothing in particular, it's only that I go to a boarding school and I'm the only magical girl there so outside of a club meeting they ferried me to at a larger school I haven't met many other magical girls. And my power is that I can sense magic! Or, at least, magical girls; I have thankfully not yet had the chance to test if it registers swarms." 

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"Everybody can sense swarms," says vulture girl, gliding. Her wingspan is huge.

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"Yes, but I think my range is higher on the magic sense. I like your wings." 

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"Thanks." The vulture girl is oddly underdressed for a magical girl. She doesn't look like a slob, but she wouldn't look out of place on a Land's End catalog cover. Neck and wings aside.

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Odd. 

Can she pick out anything interesting about her with her magic sense? 

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Well, she's not very magic. Which is what you'd expect given the whole Land's End catalog look.

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What a bizarre individual. 

If the vulture girl seems to want to talk more she's willing to pay her social dues but will not initiate further discourse. 

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Vulture girl is not super talkative.

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That's fine. Flying is lovely, regardless of what company there is or is not. 

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That girl over that way could be Isabella. Pointy wings.

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Probably that is not Isabella but she will wing over that way anyway. 

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Whaddaya know, it's Isabella!

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Eeeeeeeee! 

"Hello!" 

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"Oh hey!"

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"Flying is awesome!" 

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"Yes it is! Why'd you bother with the car to get to the club?"

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"Because the school felt obligated! Also, I didn't know the way, and wasn't at the time confident enough in my flying speed to gamble on being able to make it between when classes let out and when the meeting started." 

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"Well, I guess now you know how fast you are. How fast are you?"

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"Fifty miles an hour! It's amazing!" 

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"Wanna race?"

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"Sure!" 

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"First to the clock tower, no contact no magic but messing with aerial fluid dynamics is okay?"

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"How do you mess with aerial fluid dynamics without magic?"

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"You know how geese fly in V's?"

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"Ohh. Sure."

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"Plus flapping messes with air currents in general! So have fun with that. Ready?"

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"Ready."

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"Five four three two one go!" and she's off. She picked fast wings.

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Katarzyna's wings aren't quite as fast, and she's only been doing this for a few days. She's probably going to lose. But she's going to have a lot of fun trying anyway. 

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Katarzyna lands beside her, breathless and grinning. 

"I took wings as soon as my starscape came up just because they're always enough and I wanted magic more than anything but they're truly wonderful of themselves!"

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"I didn't wanna get too far into the weeds of mental mayhem so I considered doing even less, bare minimum, pointy ears and such, but wings are so practical, so I did that and very, very minimum cosmetic cleanup - plus hair and makeup, those don't seem to affect things the same way."

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"They are exceedingly practical. Do you know which side of that line tattoos fall on?"

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"That actually depends how you do them! If you repigment your skin in first layer that gets you points, if you do it with ink in layer two that doesn't. I don't especially want tattoos but Xander's working on a heavy-duty ensemble that could incorporate them."

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"Oh, good--I gave myself a tattoo on my back after I had gotten the wings, while my sister was troubleshooting my outfit, just for extra magic. I prefer not to have my mind altered but also prefer extra magic."

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"Fortunately apart from 'don't have acne, why would you even do that' magic does not seem to care much if you change a lot as long as it's enough."

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Giggle. "I was fortunate enough not to be especially overburdened with acne prior to my ascension to magical girlhood anyway."

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"Me either, but when I looked at myself and saw an optimization problem I found more things to tweak than I would have guessed based on my previous level of satisfaction with my physical characteristics."

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"Quite reasonable."

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"So now I'm smoother and more symmetrical but I kept my original ear shape. Sometimes Xander does have me try low-point-value tweaks to see if we can get more out of them but I usually revert them."

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"I like my ears like this, there's more room for ornamentation."

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"They look nice! I just took a while to even take the plunge of being thaumosexual, let alone any of the other stuff."

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"It seemed obviously worth it to me, but then, I hadn't experienced attraction to anyone previously anyway." 

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"Oh, yeah, I think some magical girls are just ace, they just skip that part."

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She considers this. 

"I...think I'm more likely to be demi than ace." 

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"I don't know that definition off the top of my head."

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"Demisexual means requiring a personal connection to be attracted to someone. I...didn't notice any of the other magical girls as attention-catchingly pretty, at the club meeting. Just you." 

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"Oh."

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"I don't--intend to be obnoxious about it--my sister noticed I had a crush on you after I came back and had spent a significant quantity of time telling her how thoughtful and interesting you were--but I like you, I have no intention of making my feelings more relevant than you wish them to be." 

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"Let's get dinner tonight."

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"Okay!!!" 

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"Do you have a restaurant you like, my family's outings run toward like, Olive Garden, but -"

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"Not an informed one, I haven't been to a restaurant recreationally since Mother died and my tastes have changed. I would be happy to try Olive Garden."

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"All right, if you aren't hiding any secret holes in the wall with... caviar or something... Olive Garden it is! Do you know where it is?"

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"Not off the top of my head, but I do have a phone--are there multiple locally such that the results of such a search would be ambiguous?"

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"There are three, I like the one in the mall."

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"Okay!"

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"- and do you know where the mall is."

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"Vaguely, from school outings."

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"Should I show you just to be sure?"

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"Sure." 

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"This way!" She flings herself off the clock tower and goes (not at racing pace) toward the mall.

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With a shriek of delight, Katarzyna follows. 

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Isabella giggles and lands on the mall roof. "It's in here. We might just wind up hanging out till dinnertime, but if we don't, meet there at six?"

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"Okay!"

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"My original plan when I set out was to fly around for a while and then go do homework with Xander when he's home from his skating lesson, but I can call him and tell him otherwise if it gets to be four."

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"What's he like, besides wanting to be a style consultant and not doing spot-checks?" 

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"He refers to his mental model of me as 'shoulder Bella' by analogy to 'shoulder angel'. - I stopped going by Bella when I activated, it's not obvious if name aesthetics matter but they might and I didn't feel that strongly about it, but Xander's still allowed to call me that. He can draw. He's not very academic, but he's good at stuff I'm not - the clumsiness doesn't run in the family, that's just me, hence the skating lesson - he's funny, not always in a nice way but in a good-natured way, if that makes sense."

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"I think it does. I don't know that I could articulate it any better but I have a mental model of a way it could be."

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"Like, he'll accidentally poke fun at things in ways that actually upset people, and it'd be predictable if he were really trying not to, but he's not trying to upset people, he's just not trying very hard not to, and he's usually just aiming at keeping the overall mood light."

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"Yes, that's about what I was imagining. I think the 'shoulder Bella' thing is cute."

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"I think so too."

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"Jaromira and I do something at least tangentially similar--using mental models of each other to cover areas where the other is more skilled--but I'm not sure how similar." 

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"I don't really use my model of Xander for any practical purpose. It cannot help me dance."

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"No, that wouldn't work as well. My model of Jaromira mostly makes me more polite to people I don't enjoy interacting with."

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"Oh, I have my own homemade subroutine for that, it's called 'overt expressions of diplomatic deference actually mean contempt, I'm owning this idiot so hard'."

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She laughs. "Beautiful." 

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"Thank you!"

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"I try not to build habits of contempt, though; the set of people I endorse expressing contempt towards is much smaller than the set of people I am natively disinclined to be polite to."

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"I don't do this with, like, peers. I do it if the principal is being a jerk, I start calling him 'sir'."

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"When I start wanting to sass authority figures I usually start sprinkling my speech with 'with all due respect.' Because the respect they are due is none." 

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"Cute."

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"Conveniently, it also works unironically if I say it to someone I do respect. Mind, I don't think I've ever 'sirred' somebody unironically in my life, either."

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"In the 'fun with literal meaning' category there's 'I apologize'."

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"That one's good too. Occasionally I take advantage of my naturally overwrought diction to tell someone something explicitly disrespectful to their face in terms they won't successfully parse and a tone that doesn't tip them off, but only if I'm very certain or reasonably indifferent to the consequences of failure."

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"You do have fairly overwrought diction. Are there actually a lot of people who won't understand it?"

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"Not usually, but how overwrought it is varies, and the high end can get moderately incomprehensible. Speaking like this is genuinely easier for me, in the long run--it makes me think about what I say, in a way that prevents me from saying things I would regret. I used to have problems with that, as a small child."

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"Awwww."

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"Also, I have developed an aesthetic preference for it. I consider myself quite fortunate that magic seems to only have visual and not audio aesthetic preferences." 

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"You missed Faith's presentation on that last year! It does care about audio but much, much less. Coast Paladin helicopters have sound systems. Did you never see their documentary?"

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"No, I--I didn't do much research on magical girls between Mother's death and becoming one."

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"Was your mom a magical girl?"

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"No, if she were I wouldn't have dropped it. But when I was a little girl I used to play make-believe that I was one, and draw pictures, and do research, and Mother always encouraged me. But between when she died and when Father remarried, we had a nanny, and when I told her that when I was going to be a magical girl when I grew up she told me the statistics, and when I pointed out that it runs in families she told me that a great-grandmother's sister wasn't a close enough relation to make my chances high enough to be worth counting on."

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"My great aunt is one but we're not really close."

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"My great-grandmother and her sister both died before I was born, I only know about her because my mother told me."

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Nod. "I always wanted magic but didn't really expect it."

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"I wonder how many people there are similar to you and I but less fortunate."

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"Presumably about fifty times as many as there are of fortunates!"

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"That irks me. Perhaps I'll find a way to give magic to people who don't starscape on their own."

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"That would be really cool!"

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"The fact that there exist both persons who want magic and are denied it and persons who are offered it and refuse it is subjectively offensive to me."

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"I guess you seem like you have the powerset for it!"

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"I am so pleased with my powerset." 

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"Does it do anything besides identify magical girls yet?"

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"I...haven't tried. The obvious extension from sensing magic is affecting magic, which..."

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"...hm. Uh, do you have a sense for if it would affect a particular casting, or if it would affect the underlying magical properties of the caster?"

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"...Let me think." 

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Seems like that's up to her but affecting the underlying magic of the girl in question is going to be harder.

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"I think I could do either in theory but the latter would be much harder."

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"Okay, so you probably wouldn't do anything permanent by accident? Do you wanna have me try dropping-and-stopping stuff for you to mess with?"

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"I wouldn't do permanent things by accident. I would enjoy trying that."

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"Cool... I don't have anything handy I want to drop off a roof."

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Katarzyna considers this for a moment, then plucks a feather off her wing. 

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"That works! All right, whenever you're ready drop it and I'll stop it falling."

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"Three, two, one," and then Katarzyna drops it, reaching out for the magic Isabella is about to cast. 

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It stops in midair.

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What can she do with this? 

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She could cancel it, cause the feather to resume its fall!

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Anything else? 

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She could keep it in place even if Isabella let it go!

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...Ooh. She tries that--

"Drop it?"

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Isabella drops it.

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It doesn't drop. 

"Oh, cool."

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"Oh wow, you're a power mimic! Kind of! Can you do that from the beginning if I don't stop it, just from me being nearby?"

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"Let's find out--I don't think I'm just a mimic, it felt like I could have canceled your cancel--maybe that's just higher-level mimicry, though, considering--"

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"Hm, that might be non-mimicry depending on how it works with other kinds of spells but it's sure hard to test with mine." She reaches to pluck the feather out of the air and drops it again.

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She tries to cancel the falling by referring to Isabella's magic. 

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She can stop the feather! Isabella applauds.

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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" 

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"What a great power!"

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"I know! Oh, imagine the synergy possible, if I'm around several magical girls with powers that could combine in interesting ways--oh!" 

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"Ooooooh! - You might not have it full force, a feather doesn't exert a lot of force."

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"Even so! --And even then I expect I can improve on it, I just have to look way more fabulous." 

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"Definitely time to get a pro."

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"No kidding!!! Do you have any recommendations, I could just look online but it would be more difficult to evaluate them."

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"I've never sought one out myself! Mercedes went to an expensive one once, Kathleen Morrison, but said she wasn't worth it."

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"I'll avoid her, then. --I wonder if there are any in this mall."

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"Seems more like an office building sort of profession than a mall one but we can walk around and check if you like?"

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"Mm--no strong opinion either way, if there is one it would be nice to find them but I could also check online."

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"Yeah, they probably all have websites by now, and reviews on the magical girl websites."

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"What are the magical girl websites?" Katarzyna asks as she pulls out her phone and start searching for stylists in the area. "Googling provided possibilities but I was unsure which were actually frequented by magical girls."

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"There's Elements of Style, and In Skirts, and I personally like Constellation Center - I plagiarize my club presentations from there because nobody else reads it, it's kind of dry."

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"Ooh, good to know. I liked your presentation on hair but I got the sense you didn't like giving it."

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"I didn't hate it. And I do sometimes learn useful things from the other girls. But it's not recreational, no."

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"Why is it the rule that girls in this club give presentations instead of circle critiques?"

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"Mercedes prefers it and she's in charge."

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"Ah."

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"Faith called for an election last year but a couple people were uncomfortable enough with the Thaumatologist slant she has that Mercedes won."

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"Mm. I'd be tempted to try to oust her but running a high-school club seems...ultimately unrewarding."

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"Yeah, I'm in the same boat. She'll graduate end of this year though."

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"Well, that's good. Pity Jaromira didn't starscape, I'm sure she'd enjoy it."

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"She still might, I think the odds go up to like nine or ten percent if you have a magical sibling."

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"Ooh, I don't think I ran into that statistic."

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"It's still not enough to count on but it's better than a distant aunt!"

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"It is! Oh, I hope she does, she'd love it--possibly not as much as me, but still--and I have to admit I'm not totally selfless here."

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"Aren't you?"

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"She would definitely let me play with her magic."

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Giggle. "Can you tell what people's powersets are by - looking or whatever you're doing?"

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"Mm--hard to say--I was distracted during the meeting and I've gotten a little bit glammer since then, but the only other magical girl I met in the air was, uh, not dressed up."

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"Huh. Interesting choice."

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"I can imagine wanting to take a break from wearing colors and fancy things for a few hours and going flying."

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"I guess if I didn't already have a comfortable everyday dressed-up outfit planned? Some high end stuff does get pretty impractical and uncomfy."

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"She wasn't schlubby, just...outdoorsy, in dress. Maybe she used to dress like that and missed it. I don't know."

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"Maybe her powers suck."

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"Also possible. I feel sorry for her if that's the case."

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"Apparently some powers go off without their owners trying, and that can be inconvenient. Usually it goes away if you glam up enough, but it's way easier just to go with something simple."

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"Mine is on all the time but I don't exactly mind."

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"It doesn't do anything inconvenient! It could be trouble if you had a personal force field. Or considering your power set if you automatically noped nearby magic."

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"Yes, that would be bad." 

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"I'd be so inconvenienced the next time I tripped."

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"I don't know what other persistent effects other magical girls are relying upon for what, but I don't prefer to find out by canceling them unexpectedly."

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"Mine's not persistent, if I trip and don't have good reaction time I still hit the ground."

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"I was imprecise, the effect is not persistent but your reliance upon it is."

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"Not if I'm sitting down," says Isabella impishly.

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"But unless I knew ahead of time only to approach while you were supported by some feature other than your legs, that would not be guaranteed to help."

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"True enough."

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"Fortunately it isn't so. This variation is far more useful."

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"I really hope it can do all that cool synergy stuff - I wonder how many healing girls you have to chain together to get real bone-deep de-aging -"

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"Oooh--I don't know but I'll enjoy finding out--it's possible that even if I can't synergize copies of all their powers I could just chain them together, if I were sufficiently gorgeous, but of course that would be much harder to find volunteers for."

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"What do you mean chain them together?"

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"Synergize them--connect their magics to work together like I would be doing with the copies?"

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"I still don't think I'm following the distinction you're drawing between that and synergizing copies."

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"If the copies are weaker it might matter."

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"Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. We could fly out to the desert and get a rock?"

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"Probably wise."

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"Off we go then. I'm going to be ravenous at dinnertime." She takes a flying leap and leads the way out to some suitably empty space with rocks in it. She picks up a rock and holds it in the air, waiting for the go-ahead.

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"Go."

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Drop!

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Catch?

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It - slows down. It doesn't stop.

"That didn't completely not work, so it's not a hard limit. You definitely need a style pro."

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"Definitely. I plan to look into it as thoroughly as I can make use of as soon as nothing more urgent is at hand."

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"What else urgent is going on?"

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"Well, you see, I have a date with a very pretty, intelligent, and thoughtful girl."

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"Also, I haven't yet decided that dropping out of school is worth it."

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"Would you be allowed?"

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"I am uncertain. Legally speaking, it would be possible to withdraw from my current school and begin homeschooling, and I am sufficiently autodidactic that I expect to pass any homeschool evaluation tests without the input of an adult, but convincing my father to cooperate with this plan would be more difficult."

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"I could probably convince my mom to homeschool me, but haven't invested the effort yet. I'd miss Xander, I don't think he'd take to it as well so he'd require more teaching input from Renée."

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"If I were going to leave school it would certainly be necessary to extract Jaromira, if only because it's a boarding school. Educating her would take up more of my time than educating myself but probably less than school eats."

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"Where do you live when you're not at school?"

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"With my father and stepmother. This is the primary source of my reluctance to withdraw."

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"I meant geographically."

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"Ah. In Tucson."

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"Still well within daytrip distance on the wing, okay."

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"Yes, if being unable to see you were a factor I would certainly have mentioned it."

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"I didn't want to presume but it did occur to me."

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"I don't actively like people often enough to break contact with one casually."

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"You spontaneously mentioned Norman Borlaug."

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"I consider myself fortunate both to have thought to bring him up and to have met someone for whom this was a significant positive factor!"

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"You're so--I keep coming back to the word 'thoughtful' but I don't mean it the way most people mean it, I mean that you're self-aware and you--seem to do things that work instead of things that social scripts say to do when they clash."

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"- I'm surprised that's noticeable on short acquaintance but yes I am and yes I do, thank you for observing it!"

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"The self-awareness was evident from the introspection conversation, the part where you do things that work was garnered from a combination of the misanthropy discussion and the 'how to deal with irritating authority' exchange and to a lesser extent miscellaneous other pieces."

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"Okay, I guess I did telegraph it, I'm just not accustomed to people taking note."

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"They are tragically underappreciated traits." 

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"Thank you."

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"You're very welcome, although I can assure you that I said it because it was true. I don't go in for false flattery."

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"I wouldn't thank you if I thought you were lying to me! That would not be gratitude-inspiring behavior at all."

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"Very true. I also don't--mm, point out factual positives about people if they aren't specifically relevant or emotionally salient?"

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Isabella's wings are rustling a little self-consciously. "Awww."

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"Do let me know if at any time I'm--coming on too strong."

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"You're good so far. I - like being liked."

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"You make me very very happy. When I expressed concern to my sister that having a crush on you put me at risk of becoming one of those objectionable persons who expect reciprocation as their due and are offended when it fails to be forthcoming, she asked me if I would want to hang out with you if I knew for a fact that you were permanently disinterested, and I said of course--simply being around you makes me much happier than I am used to being."

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"I am in no way permanently disinterested! Forty percent of the reason I show up to magical girl club is that I now have such a small dating pool I can't rely on encountering people I might like without going out of my way to surround myself with magical girls and I was pretty thoroughly disappointed with the selection till you showed up!"

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"Thank you." 

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"You're welcome."

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"The point was less about the real chance of whether you would be interested or not and more about making sure I was not at risk of thinking that I was in some way entitled to your interest. It is a failure mode I had not previously had occasion to put effort into avoiding."

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"Well. Good so far."

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"Yes, I think Jaromira's test suggests it's not one of the failure modes I'm liable to fall into. But it was important to check. I--strongly desire that my company not become a net negative for you."

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"I've been weirdly cheerful since I met you, Xander said so."

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"I'm very glad to hear it."

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"He asked me what was up and I said 'new club girl who spontaneously mentioned Norman Borlaug' and he said 'oh yeah I forgot you're gay now' and I said 'good for you, I didn't!'"

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She laughs. "What were you before?" 

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"I was straight. I'd just about figured that out when I starscaped. I wouldn't have been thrilled about editing my brain even if I had been gay but it made it worse."

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"I think I'm glad I didn't like most people enough to figure it out."

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"Fewer might-have-beens. I at least didn't get as far as dating any boys."

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"That seems like a very awkward breakup."

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"Happened to Alexis. I think they still aren't speaking."

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"Oh dear. I...suppose I could see that as a reason for turning down magic--I still wouldn't, but it wouldn't be incomprehensible."

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"I'm glad it doesn't come older than sixteen, considering, people can have strong relationships at that age but they're unlikely to be actually married."

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"That's certainly a benefit...it's not how I would arrange things but as long as it's assigned nigh-randomly the age limit is probably for the best."

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"Plus as long as it's arranged randomly at least there's a defined point at which you stop planning your life around the possibility. I don't know, maybe I'm just rationalizing because I don't know how to change it. I wonder if you can diagnose incipient magical girls, do you want to strafe an elementary school sometime and find out?"

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"Oh, that would be marvelous--it would mean Jaromira won't, more's the pity, but that wasn't especially high-likelihood anyway."

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"They're probably not in session right now but if you want to be a few minutes late to the club you can maybe catch some buses leaving, enough to get a guess. I can show you where Renée teaches."

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"As long as it wouldn't be--misinterpreted."

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"As what? We're teenage girls, not forty year old men."

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"I think that isn't actually prohibitive but I take your point."

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"It's not actually prohibitive, it's just going to affect how it's interpreted."

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"Yes. I don't mind being late."

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"I look forward to hearing your results. Lemme show you the school." She takes off and makes a beeline for her mother's workplace.

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It's an elementary school, currently deserted.

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"What does your mother teach?"

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"Kindergarten."

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"Cute."

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"She really likes it."

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"Not my cup of tea but I can envision the appeal."

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"Her students love her. It's very sweet."

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"It sounds it! A teacher who students love is a marvelous thing."

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"Our fridge is covered in their pictures."

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"Awwww!"

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"Also our last name is Swan so sometimes there are randomly swans in the frame."

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"That's wonderful. I don't have the same problems with small children that I do with adults and my peers at all."

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"That's good, but might become troubling if you knew a lot of small children over a long period of time."

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"I'm not sure what would happen in that case."

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"I suppose you could be a camp counselor? I'm considering it, there are camps for little magical girls."

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"Besides bringing one into contact with small children, what are the benefits?"

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"I'm mostly considering it for general networking benefits. I'm not considering it that strongly."

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"Coming into contact with large numbers of other magical girls but it might be untoward to attempt to perform experiments involving magical girls over whom I have an unrelated position of power."

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"They probably do powers testing but if you got into weird experimentation yeah maybe."

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"I have ever been known to get more carried away than I intended."

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"Then you're probably not camp counselor material. Please don't be too devastated."

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"I shall simply have to settle for irritating my stepmother by spending my father's money traveling to meet magical girls with interesting powers."

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"Ooh, grand tour. What are you thinking there, paladins? Healers? Weird niche commercial ones?"

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"Healers is the most obvious one--imagine if we could do real de-aging!--but I imagine weird niche ones are likely to be the most interesting from a research standpoint."

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"Real de-aging would be so good."

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"It would. I have no intention of dying if I can avoid it."

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"To immortality!" She holds up her hand for a high-five.

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"To immortality!" High-five!

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Mad cackling!!!

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She laughs and twirls around in place. 

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"So, dinnertime?"

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"Oh! Yes--the mall was that way, right?" she asks, pointing. 

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"Yup!" Isabella takes off.

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"Incidentally, what wings are those?" 

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"Swifts. There's been some work done on what wings let you go fastest. These are the fastest available in bird - swift wings plus modifications to make them work better with a human skeleton - there's a faster bat model but Xander didn't like the look of it."

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"I would have guessed peregrine falcon, but the human body is rather a confounding factor."

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"So there's different ways to be fast, and what I wanted was sustained overland, not diving - that's peregrine - or short bursts - that's something that eats swifts, I think - and there are still birds that can outperform the swift, but not all their adaptations translate well to a human."

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"Oh, I see--I think in the long run I'm going to want a set of different kinds of wings, depending on what I want at the moment, instead of a single standard. This pair wasn't terribly well-thought-out."

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"I recommend Constellation Center's Definitive Wing Encyclopedia."

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"Can you repeat that when we're on the ground? I want to write it down but I don't want to risk dropping my notepad from this high up."

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"Sure."

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"Thank you. Initially I just went with a pair of generic angel wings--I wasn't trying to achieve flight, at that point, just 'wings are always enough'--and then since I was doing the gyrfalcon crescents thing anyways I just shifted to those once functionality came up, I haven't done all the research I want to yet and that includes into wing designs."

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"I expected to get attached to my first set so I did the research first. Cleanup to keep my options open and then a lot of Constellation Center."

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"That makes sense. If I get attached to these I'll keep them as part of the lineup but I don't think I'm likely to mind not always having something I'm attached to. If it weren't for the risk of going cryptid I would probably have played around far more with my body plan than I was ever likely to want to keep."

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"Oh yeah, what would you've done?"

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"Honestly I probably would have turned into an octopus."

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Snort.

Here's the mall. Isabella lands and goes in.

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Katarzyna follows, keeping an eye out for the Olive Garden or anything else particularly interesting. 

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They go through a Nordstrom and pass a movie theater, an electronics shop, a Hot Topic, a Cheesecake Factory, a jewelry store, and a Rainforest Café before locating the Olive Garden.

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She makes a mental note of some of the jewelry aesthetics just in case. 

The Olive Garden smells really good. 

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They are seated and provided with breadsticks, water, and menus. Isabella munches a breadstick.

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Katarzyna nibbles a breadstick while looking at the menu. 

"Uh--I can pay," she adds after a minute.

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"If your dad wishes to authorize Olive Garden for two I will not lose any sleep over it."

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"I have a personal allowance."

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"Even better."

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"Father has his flaws but it can't be said that he doesn't commit to the 'provide materially for your children' thing."

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"I have money but not enough to burn a hole in my pocket."

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"Awkwardness surrounding wealth differences is a common fictional trope. I have no idea how realistic it is."

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"I won't be awkward about it if you're not!"

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"I don't intend to be."

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"Splendid. I'm getting the bolognese, and do you wanna split this chicken appetizer?"

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"Oh, certainly--I think I'll have the shrimp scampi."

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And they order. "What's your school like?"

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"It's...very rules-oriented, in many ways. There are schedules we're supposed to adhere to, even when classes aren't in session--you can get away with deviating from them, but not with flaunting it. Many of the teachers are excellent, but some of them are also uncomfortably authoritarian. We have an excellent library. The cafeteria is adequate. Rooms are usually shared--there are singles but not many. I room with my sister; having a roommate I disliked being around would be uncomfortable and I'm glad I don't have to deal with it."

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"I'm glad they let you room with her. Are you violating your schedule right now?"

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"Technically yes."

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"Oh nooooo."

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"They'll get over it."

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"Why this school in particular, just because it's nearish by?"

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"I like the library. Also, it is far enough away that I have an excuse to not visit home very often."

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"You got to pick then?"

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"Going to a boarding school in the first place was our idea--mine and Jaromira's. We selected one before making our case."

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"Oh, that makes sense."

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"Father is--not emotionally available, but he is open to reasonable arguments."

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"Better than the alternative."

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"Yes. I don't love him the way I wish I could, but he is objectionable only in relation to the standards I believe it is reasonable to hold a parent to; in absolute terms he is entirely inoffensive to interact with. I believe if he were a coworker or classmate instead of my father I would like him."

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"I guess that could be worse. My parents are both cool people."

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"I'm glad."

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"You'll probably meet Renée at some point but Charlie lives all the way in Washington."

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"There are probably magical girls with interesting powers in Washington."

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"It's a tiny town near nothing at all with like fifteen girls in it but maybe some of them have interesting powers."

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"Fair enough."

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"I haven't met them, I'm guessing based on the population."

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"That makes sense. Since genes influence likelihood of acquiring magic it seems that small towns where the gene pool has stayed relatively consistent over time would be more likely to be demographically unusual than large cities, but in the absence of specific information using general demographics is most likely the best option."

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"Also I think Charlie would have mentioned it if there were any magical dynasties in Forks."

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"The local genes could also be unusually low on magic instead of unusually high."

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"True. I've seen girls there but they coulda been tourists or Paladins there 'cause it's coastal."

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"It actually seems possible that areas that are in general less desirable to live in would have lower quantities of magic genes in general, if people tended to leave whenever they got magic."

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"Some people like it. Charlie wouldn't leave for the world. It's just very small town and very remote and wildernessy."

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"Yes, I'd more expect that kind of magical bleedoff from, say, a former coal mining town with no more viable mines."

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"It's not a strong genetic relationship, so one girl who wanted lots of kids could correct it pretty fast."

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"True. I probably shouldn't worry about it."

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"I think China kinda tries to breed for more magic."

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"China is...the kind of problem I don't know how to solve."

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"I'm not positive it's all bad."

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"I don't believe that it is. But the ones that there are are very different from the ones that we have, so they stand out."

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"Yeah."

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"Admittedly, our social problems aren't within my area of expertise either."

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"Very peopley, yeah."

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"If there's anything in particular for me to do in that area Jaromira will tell me to do it."

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"Alrighty."

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"Complementary skills are quite convenient."

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"They sound it! Does she run a lot of interference for you?"

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"So much."

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"Like how?"

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"Occasionally she interacts with people on my behalf, but more often she feeds me lines."

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"I'm fishing for examples."

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"Oh--a few months ago there was a biology lab assignment and I wanted to do an interesting variation that didn't exactly match the lab handout, so I went to Jaromira and explained the issue and she told me exactly what to say when I was asking permission to do it differently. Two weeks ago we had a group project in history and one of the girls in my group was flat-out insufferable, so Jaromira would distract her any time she started talking, so that the rest of us could get the project done."

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"What's wrong with Insufferable Girl?"

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"Didn't know how to take no for an answer. She kept suggesting things and people kept explaining why they wouldn't work or would make things more difficult and she kept bringing up the same things over and over again no matter how many times we explained that they wouldn't work."

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"At least she proved distractible."

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"Jaromira is good at that kind of thing."

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"I'm not great at it myself so I'm just imagining her saying 'look, a squirrel' fifty times."

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Giggle. "Oh, it was definitely subtler than that--Ava, the girl's name was Ava, would say, 'oh, you know what I think we should do here?' and Jaromira would come up with a guess and engage Ava in trying to shoot down Jaromira's idea--and then Jaromira would let her succeed so Ava felt like she was being listened to, and the next time she tried to speak up Jaromira would notice beforehand and say something to her completely unrelated to the project--"

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Their food arrives. It is Olive Gardeny.

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Mm, Olive Gardeny. 

"I like your taste in restaurants."

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"Thanks! I'm pretty sure it's pedestrian and middle-class but have not previously had much wherewithal to refine my tastes!"

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"The upperclass non-pedestrian restaurants I've been to were with my father and stepmother. It may have soured me on them somewhat."

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"Fair enough."

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"This is much better. When my mother was alive she used to take my sister and I to these suspicious-looking little hole-in-the-wall places with surprisingly delicious food."

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"Oh, my mom does that too! I know some good ones but they seemed a little sketchy for a first date, next time I can take you to the weird Filipino place."

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"That sounds fantastic."

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"Awesome. They have this naturally purple cake that's pretty yummy."

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"Ooh. Ube?"

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"If that's how it's pronounced, yes!"

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"I admit I'm not sure if that's how it's pronounced, I get most of my vocabulary from reading so I've been wrong before."

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"Renée says 'oob' and they haven't corrected her but I really have no idea."

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"Let's check," she suggests, taking out her phone and googling 'how is ube pronounced'. 

"Ooh-beh, apparently."

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"Ooh-beh! Okay."

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"I can see why your mother would think that, though, it's the natural Anglo-Saxon extrapolation of that spelling."

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"My guess was oo-bay."

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"I think that's how it would be pronounced if it were Japanese."

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"Aha."

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"I know an incredibly large number of things of widely varying levels of usefulness."

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"May I prompt you at arbitrary moments for fun facts?"

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"Sure!"

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"Fun fact me."

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"The heaviest bony fish--as opposed to cartilaginous fish like sharks--are the members of the genus mola, also known as sunfish. They eat jellyfish and look incredibly silly. They're harmless but curious."

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"I think I've seen pictures of those. They look incorrect."

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"They do."

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"It's weird that an animal can look incorrect! You'd think either they'd all be weird or none of them would be weird. But like, jellyfish, jellyfish don't look incorrect even though ancestrally we wouldn't have seen many of those around either."

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"We don't have anything for jellyfish to be an incorrect version of, though, and there are lots of other fish that were around in the ancestral environment."

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"So you think this is purely cultural and sunfish don't look incorrect if you see them all the time?"

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"It could be. It could also be that we're programmed to find sunfish incorrect but wouldn't be if we hadn't evolved around other fish."

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"Hmm, I guess. Why don't penguins look incorrect? They don't look like paradigmatic birds, but they don't look incorrect."

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"I don't know...maybe it's because penguins make sense, and sunfish are just objectively ridiculous."

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"Their primary food is jellyfish. Do you know how many calories and nutrients there aren't in a jellyfish?"

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"I can't say I've ever tried to subsist on one, but it seems to be working okay for sunfish."

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"This is true, but it is bizarre that it's true. Well, evolution will fill every niche available, I suppose."

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"You can't just leave all those jellyfish floating around, not being eaten!"

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"Well, you can, but then something else will evolve to eat them!"

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"You snooze you lose... out on jellyfish."

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"I like the human niche much better."

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"Sunfish probably think we look incorrect."

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"Fortunately, I care even less for the opinions of sunfish than I do the opinions of other humans who are judging me."

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"But maybe sunfish are the only holders of secret aesthetic wisdom. Maybe with a sunfish theme we could be omnipotent!"

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"Hmm. I suppose if the human form is objectively incorrect, that would explain why things like wings and tails generally win one points."

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"Turning into a cryptid is a prize for shucking your inferior original body plan."

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"Not a prize I want to win, though, so perhaps I will forgo the wisdom of the sunfish."

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"I have startled myself with the occasional weird opinion on cryptid appearances but I think I also prefer that you not be a sunfish."

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"Are the weird opinions generally variations on a theme by thaumosexuality?"

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"Yes. Like. You know that dragon who poses for photos sometimes, lives in Montana?"

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"Vaguely."

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"The day after I put on wings I saw a picture of her on a magazine and couldn't stop staring at her and it was so strange."

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"That sounds extremely strange."

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"Should I show you a picture of the Montana dragon, get it out of the way?"

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"Sure, why not."

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"Lemme see your fancy phone, mine doesn't have internet browsing."

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Katarzyna hands the phone over.

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Isabella finds a picture of Ann Eriksen (presumed), white dragon of Montana.

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Katarzyna considers her. 

"She's pretty, but she's not...va va voom."

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"Maybe your type is yetis, whatever."

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"Maybe. At the moment it seems entirely academic."

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"Fair enough."

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"It's certainly--interesting, the way thaumosexuality works."

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"You're telling me."

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"It seems peculiar that it leaves asexuals alone but flips heterosexuals instead of making them asexual."

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"I guess. I would have been even less enthused about becoming asexual, though."

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"I'm not saying it's not convenient--but it has different implications."

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"Yeah, it does."

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"And if I'm going to figure out the deep mysteries of magic, I have to pay attention to those."

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"What do you hope to learn by investigating thaumosexuality?"

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"More about how magic affects the brain in general. Whether it's reversible or preventable, in cases where that would be desirable."

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"People who lose or surrender their powers aren't thaumo any more..."

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"I would prefer a less drastic solution than that."

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"Yes, but it's information!"

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"True. Thank you."

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"You're welcome. I'm planning on doing my next presentation on thaumosexuality, actually."

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"I'll have to consider what to do when she calls upon me."

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"Think fast, you only get a few weeks' grace period before she assigns you. I like to get mine done well in advance so if she surprises me I don't have to whip it together in a week of spare time."

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"Perhaps I'll prepare two. A default and a contingency in case she turns out to be egregiously irritating and merits a sharper tongue."

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"What presentation topic does she get if she irritates you? Or do you just mean you'll talk about it differently?"

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"If she irritates me she gets a presentation on the relative merits of her preferred system and circle critiques."

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"I'm not sure that counts as a presentation about magical girls and magic."

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"Perhaps I'll find something else."

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"Let me know if you need to borrow my topic idea list."

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"Ooh, I might."

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"It's mostly just the same thing as Constellation Center's site map, to be perfectly honest."

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"I'll check there. There's probably something I can load with salt."

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"I mostly try not to annoy Mercedes. Networking reasons."

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Sigh. "Reasonable. Even if I wish it weren't."

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"She's not that bad and it's only once a week."

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"It isn't only the practical results that irk me. I find being commanded by fiat irksome. If it were a general preference--but if it is only her own preference--"

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"People did vote for her. I voted for her, because the alternative was Faith and Faith wants to turn the club into a miniature church."

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"Being the lesser of two evils is of course preferable to being the greater of two evils but it is insufficient not to irk me."

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"Maybe Jaromira will activate and she can campaign."

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"That would be the ideal, yes."

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"So hopefully you can't sense incipient magic, or can only do that if you spend ninety hours with a Paladin style consultant."

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"I think I prefer the latter."

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"Their rates are insane for non-Paladins. I don't know exactly how rich you are but it's a lot."

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"Not rich enough to do that casually. But I prefer not to rule things out."

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"The B-list stylists could probably get you close to the same standard."

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"Maybe I'll get lucky and your brother will become a Paladin-class stylist and give me a discount for dating you."

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"Maybe. I can't be a Paladin personally, the powerset's good but I can't move right, but that doesn't have to stop him."

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"I can't be a Paladin because I chafe at authority too badly to work for the government."

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"I'm sure there's a recruiter who'd argue with you about that if you turn out to be able to do cool synergistic metamagic given a squad of paladins to work with."

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"...They would have to offer me some very cool Paladins indeed."

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"The coolest! Why settle for anything less if you're the right kind of metamagic?"

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"I see no reason to whatever."

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"You could read up on squads, 'profile of the powers and strategy of a paladin squad' is a legit presentation topic. Brooklyn does it every time, but there's way more squads than she's going to get to before she graduates high school, you could take some."

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"Mm, maybe. I'll look into it, at least."

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They have long finished their meals. They receive a dessert menu. "Wanna split two things? ...or three things, I flew a lot today."

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"That sounds lovely. I'd like to try the zeppoli."

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"Raspberry cheesecake and the chocolate strata." They order these things. "I love flying but it's like swimming, you come on dry land and realize you're ravenous!"

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"I don't go swimming very often but you're certainly right about flying."

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"Swimming's less fun with wings. I think so, anyway, I'm sure some people make it work. Flying is more than enough to make up for it though."

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"I might switch my wings out for penguin flippers or something for swimming."

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"There's an idea. I was right I'd get attached, I never take mine off. I take showers with them hanging out past the curtain most of the time so I don't have to worry about drying them."

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"Now I'm tempted to do odd things to my hands just to check if it bothers me."

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"Don't let me stop you, but maybe make a habit of checking your point total before you change stuff."

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"I won't do it here and now."

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"Alrighty. I hear some people get good use out of extra fingers."

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"I wonder if tentacle fingers are worth more points than just supernumerary digits."

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"I think not more per finger but don't count on me for that."

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"I know it's silly but wings come with operating instincts and I'm genuinely intrigued by the possibilities offered by the subtle musculature and boneless frame of tentacles."

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"As I understand it they too come with operating instructions."

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"Just think about the dexterity increase!"

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"It'd be handy! But not for me."

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"Reasonable."

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"I'm not sure I would have done anything but wings and cleanup even if there wasn't the risk of mental changes! I liked how I looked."

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"So did I but I wasn't above sacrificing my hair color for better magic. I used to be blonde, it wasn't even a terribly large shift."

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"But my painstaking hair research!"

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"I appreciated your hair research very much! But exception to the rules about non-matching colors or no, I still got a bit more magic when I switched my hair to silver."

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"Hmmm. I'm not sure what to make of that."

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"Neither am I. --Actually come to think of it I changed several things at the same time, it might be that the hair didn't change anything and I failed to notice--I'm usually better at controlling variables than that but my magic had just come in and I was too excited to think as clearly as I normally do." She changes her hair back to blonde to check.

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No effect!

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"That was completely neutral! I feel silly."

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Giggle. Bella reaches across the table to ruffle her hair. And steal some of her dessert.

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Katarzyna laughs and steals a bite of the dessert in front of Isabella in return. 

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She is welcome to it. "I'd feel a little weird with blue hair."

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"...It would be worth it but silver does feel more natural to me than blue."

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"I'm doing the red and blue color scheme," Bella says, "and I'd rather blue than red."

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"That's reasonable. I would be significantly gladder that natural hair is acceptable if I didn't have something like silver in my palette. Although come to think of it this palette was also a spur-of-the-moment decision; I should probably check at least a few others."

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"I can volunteer Xander's amateur advice but I don't actually know how objectively good he is."

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"It might be useful practice for him, at least, and he might think of things my sister missed, and if none of his ideas are good I can just revert to what I had beforehand."

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"He'll probably want to start you from scratch because he heard once that Paladin stylists don't like to iterate from an existing outfit."

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Shrug. "I'll take fresh pictures beforehand."

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"Yup. Although I've found reconstructing from pictures a little annoying, you can't look at them in starscape so you have to keep switching back and forth!"

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"I have a good memory anyway, I expect to be able to reconstruct most of the costume from memory and then touch it up based on the photos."

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"I have mine memorized except for the exact layouts of circles. Those I let vary when I get dressed in the morning, and I take pictures and rate the results on a scale of one to a hundred, and we're going to try to derive a general principle I can condense into a circle-arranging algorithm I can memorize."

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"Oooooooooh."

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"I thought you'd like that."

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"I love it! It's fantastic!"

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"You can look at the data sometime if you want, see if it generalizes to anything you're doing!"

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"Even if it doesn't generalize to anything I'm doing now, it might generalize to something I do in the future." 

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"Yeah, you don't have anything quite like my circles thing going on. I really like my circles thing, it's simple enough that even having them all over doesn't feel gaudy, and they do a good balance of motif versus variety."

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"I like my filigree motif. I won't keep it if it doesn't turn out to be my best option but I like it."

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"It's pretty! According to me, maybe magic would prefer something else."

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"Perhaps! I should try changing all my filigree to some other pattern at some point." She takes out her notepad and pen and writes this down. 

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"I've tried non-circles. I didn't vary too far afield, but I did triangles and squares and asterisky things and stars with various numbers of points."

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"And circles were the best?"

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"At least while holding the rest of my outfit constant and the way I happened to implement them, yes."

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"Still, worth experimenting with," she says, noting this down.

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"Mm-hm! Since I'm not cut out for swarm-fighting I don't worry about it that much, though."

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"Swarm fighting is a valuable and necessary public service but it still feels like a waste of time to try to do personally."

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"Yes, but you have other reasons to want high performance. I can stop a car and I'm not going to be in a position to stop a kaiju, so I don't need to squeeze every iota of pretty out."

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"That's true. I suspect I would be in your position, but more for research purposes than out of a desire for greater specific functionality."

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"It's still really interesting what things are objectively magic-pretty and what things aren't! I take laborious data on circle arrangements! It's just not a matter of practical urgency for me."

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"True. I'm very glad I got what I did."

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"It's a very good power theme."

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"It is!!! --It's possible your power will combine interestingly with something--if combinations work--and you might want to optimize harder then, if it happens."

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"Yup, I'm open to doing that if it comes up."

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"I don't have nearly enough information to informedly speculate but I have plenty enough to wildly fantasize!"

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"Do tell!"

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"Synergize with a healer and stop aging, synergize with someone who does something permanent, if those exist, to stop things and make them stay stopped--I'm thinking less 'permanently anchor an object in place' and more 'and now this object is no longer radioactive'--actually, that's a thought, can you stop radioactivity at all right now, even temporarily, that seems like the kind of thing that would make sense to let the Red Cross know is on the table just in case..."

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"I haven't tried that, and my range is okay but I don't know if it's good enough. I probably cannot do it in a radiation suit, see."

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"Yes, that makes sense--well, at least some radiation is just electromagnetic waves, like light but much higher-energy, so we could try it with a light?"

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"I can in fact turn lights off, I thought of trying that! But I don't know if I'm stopping them at a different point in the process, like stopping electricity going to them."

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"We could try a glowstick?"

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"Ooh, good idea, I haven't tried that!"

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"I don't have any right now but they can't be hard to acquire! I suspect there are stores that sell them in this mall, it's much more probable than a stylist."

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"Yeah, we can probably find some. Let's get the check and go look -" She waves down a waiter.

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Katarzyna pays for the meal and then, on a whim, offers Isabella her arm. 

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Isabella links elbows and laces fingers with her.

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Katarzyna beams at her for a bit before directing her attention back to trying to find a map. 

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There is a map over there!

"I don't know which of these stores sell glowsticks. Like, I can rule out the Rainforest Café, but..."

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"I don't either...I suppose a dollar-store type might, and a party supply store probably would, but I don't know how to identify either of those."

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"Dollar stores usually have 'dollar' in the name. I don't see one here but there's one near the grocery store we go to?"

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"Try that, and keep an eye on the stores we pass on the way out for looking like they might sell glowsticks?"

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"Sounds like a plan."

They try Hot Topic on the way out but it lacks glowsticks.

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"Do you know what more buildings should have? Roof exits for flying magical girls," Katarzyna comments when they've made it to the doors. 

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"Alas, the ADA doesn't require accommodations for superpowers."

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"Alas," she agrees lightly, and stretches her wings, and leaps into the air. 

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Isabella follows and leads her to the dollar store, which does carry glowsticks. Now they have glowsticks!

Isabella can stop a glowstick!

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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Giggle.

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"I wonder if you can stop the light partway out from the glowstick--then you wouldn't need a radiation suit, you could just stop any radiation in your vicinity."

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"Pretty sure I can't do that."

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"Mm. Unfortunate. I wonder if it would be possible to create something with the effect of a hazmat suit that was pretty enough..."

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"I've never heard of anything like that - there was an attempt with spacesuits but they didn't pull it off with current tech."

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"Hmm. Well, another possibility would be if some other magical girl had a defensive power that worked on radiation and could shield you."

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"That would work, yup! Is there some disaster I didn't hear about or do you just not like that Chernobyl lurks?"

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"Nuclear power is a valuable thing but both the possibility of something going wrong with a nuclear plant and the possibility of something going wrong with a nuclear weapon are low-probability extremely-high-danger scenarios--I don't think either of them are going to happen any time soon, the latter more than the former, but if they did I would prefer that the people who deal with these things have plans to effectively deploy you, if you're alright with being deployed."

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"I would happily deploy in those situations. Uh, I do have to sustain my power, so hopefully there'd be some way to clean up whatever I was stopping before I had to sleep."

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"I was thinking as much evacuation as cleanup, but yes."

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"Ah. Yeah, good idea."

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"I wonder how one goes about contacting aid organizations for things like this. ...I wonder if the Red Cross has some kind of database of magical girls with relevant powers and a phone number to call if you want to be in it."

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"They should but I might need a state ID that says I'm magic and I haven't gotten around to that."

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"--If it turns out my metamagic works on swarms and I can nullify swarm magic I think I probably am obliged to at least let the Coast Paladins know I exist."

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"Yup."

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"I suppose I'll find out at some point."

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"Prima facie it seems unlikely. You can stop my using my magic but not stop me from having it... I guess you haven't tried suppressing a mod or costume change which is what I'd expect a swarm's shifting to be like."

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"Naively I expect that if that's possible at all I would need to be much fancier."

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"Yeah, that's my guess."

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"I don't...like the idea of doing that, to another magical girl--I suppose perhaps unless I knew she was about to turn herself into a cryptid, but I'm dubious that I could know that with sufficient certainty beforehand. It feels like it would be violating something that shouldn't be violable."

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"I think sometimes bits of swarms are caught for experimenting on. Or you might find one wild."

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"That's fine, I don't mind doing whatever to swarms. I just think some people would be justifiably frightened of me if I could and the ability extended to magical girl starscapes and it got out."

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"People would tell scary stories about you at campfires."

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"Oi, you're right."

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"I don't think it'd be a big deal if you had a rep for being scrupulous about voluntarism, though."

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"Probably. I should probably cultivate one regardless."

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"Yup. You're already a bit potentially scary."

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"Well, scrupulousness about consent is a good thing to have in any case."

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Nod nod.

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"Maybe someday when young magical girls are looking for things to do for money one of the options will be, 'well, you can sign umpty waivers and consent forms and sit in a comfy room doing homework or reading or what have you while Katarzyna the Metamage plays with your magic'."

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"It's much easier than making ebony!"

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"It is! Although I do think it's marvelous that we have fully renewable sources of nigh-arbitrary non-edible organic materials."

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"There's no reason you can't do edibles, there's just less money in it."

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"Edibles can be done, but due to both the mass of edible organics consumed each day and the fact that some people are going to be squicked by eating something that used to be a person, we're not going to be able to replace killing animals for meat the way we've essentially replaced killing elephants for ivory."

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"Plus it hurts more to remove in a way that leaves it existing to be eaten, yep. I think there's some people who are very animal rights and do seal meat and stuff so there's less reason to club seals but no way is it ever happening for chicken."

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"I can respect someone who has the courage of their convictions to the point of having their flesh harvested to protect animals."

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"I think it started as a publicity stunt but didn't stay that way or something? I read the first two thirds of an article on this six months ago, don't quote me."

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"Reasonable. I think I'm glad that it's theoretically possible, even if I'm completely disinclined to do it--if I were ever trapped somewhere with a knife but no food source--it's one of those things where I don't ever expect it to come up but still find it soothing to have a contingency."

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"If I were trapped with no food source I would grow plants. Remember we can also do plants! Which have no nerves!"

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"Oh, yes, that's much better."

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"I guess if it were a really long time you might wind up protein deficient? All the plant proteins I can think of need cooking. Oh, no, I'm wrong, I think you don't actually have to cook nuts and we just like them that way."

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"I think there might also be protein in avocados but don't quote me on that."

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"There's fat in them, I don't know about protein."

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"Reasonable--I think I remembered that they're something you ought to eat if you're vegan but hadn't remembered why."

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"Ah, gotcha. Have you considered being vegan?"

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"Not in a more than casual way."

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"It sounds very hard. Vegetarianism would be easier but not easy."

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"Yes. I'm not indifferent to the ethical arguments, but...if I were going to do something about animal suffering I suspect it would be more efficient to donate to people who are trying to figure out vat meat or other palatable meat substitutes than to simply abstain myself."

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"Can't argue with that."

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"I acknowledge that this may well be less true for people who don't have my level of resources."

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"Somebody's gotta provide the market demand for the fake meat, too."

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"True. Distribution is always an issue."

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"When you put it that way it sounds like the problem is with trucking. I think the word you want is something like 'uptake'."

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"Ah, yes, thank you."

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"You're welcome!"

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"Magic is probably a more fun problem to solve anyway."

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"I couldn't agree more."

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"If I'm going to radically improve the world it might as well be in a way guaranteed not to burn me out."

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Giggle.

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"...You have a very pretty smile and a very nice laugh."

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"Awww, thank you!"

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"I already knew that you were the kind of person who knows things about Norman Borlaug and discusses the logistics of things like ending factory farming but periodically over this conversation I kept being viscerally reminded and my mind filled with exclamation points and hearts."

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"Awwwww, me too."

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!!!!!!!!!!

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"...I'm glad."

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Isabella giggles again. "It's more convenient this way."

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"It is!"

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"It's efficient! Since we both determined that we are mutually suitable simultaneously neither of us has to waste effort chasing down the other one!"

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Giggle. "That would be so awkward!"

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"Whichever one would be like 'no come back I have CHARTS' or something."

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"Charts and ALGORITHMS!!!"

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"Algorithms! I may swoon!"

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"Charts, algorithms, and the scientific method!"

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Isabella puts her wrist to her forehead and pretends to swoon, catching herself by magic halfway to the floor.

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Katarzyna falls to her knees, giggling helplessly into her hands. 

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Isabella straightens up, takes a bow.

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"May I kiss you?"

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"Yes you may."

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!!!

She steps closer and kisses her. 

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Eeeeeekiss!

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Katarzyna is an inexperienced but very thoughtful kisser. 

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Isabella is equally inexperienced and possibly less thoughtful but she does make occasional pleased noises.

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Pleased noises are so good. 

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Oh good because she's pleased.

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Oh good. 

Katarzyna would like to know what Isabella's feathers feel like. 

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Is the answer she's looking for 'soft' or 'they make Isabella look at her like so'?

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She was looking for the former but the latter is extremely welcome information. 

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Well, Katarzyna has feathers too.

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Oh. Yes she does. 

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And they're so soft!

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"Wings are so good," she breathes when she has to break away for air. 

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"Yes. I agree."

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She kisses her again. 

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Kisses are great. They can just make out in this dollar store, nobody stops them.

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Dollar stores are not the most aesthetic kissing location ever but Katarzyna is so not complaining. 

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Yay!!!

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Yay indeed!

Eventually Katarzyna's phone starts chirping at her. This is less yay.

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Isabella takes a half step back to let her answer that.

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"Mmmrrrgh I have to start flying back if I don't want them to decide to officially notice I'm off school grounds without permission."

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"Oh. I guess that makes sense."

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"They take curfew seriously, I'm sorry."

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"Gimme your phone number?"

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She takes out her notepad, writes her number on a clean page, tears it out, and hands it to Isabella. 

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Isabella hands hers over in return. "Call me." Smooch.

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Smooch! "I will," she promises earnestly. 

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And Isabella lets her get to her school, and goes to her home.

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Katarzyna flies back to school, cursing their stupid curfew enforcement policies in her head for a few minutes before the joy of flight and of the preceeding few hours comes back in a rush. 

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She lands and goes inside, earthbound now but still floating, getting a few odd looks from those who know enough about her to realize that it's odd for her to be so thoroughly blissed-out, and wends her way back to her room and flings herself onto her bed to scream her delight into a pillow. 

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"Someone looks like they had a good time."

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"I met Isabella! Isabella asked me out! We went on a date! We kissed! We had stimulating conversation! We did magic testing! Isabella is the beeeeeest~"

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"That's awesome!"

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"I knoooooow. Everything is wonderful. Everything is perfect forever." 

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Giggle. "I love you, you dork."

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"I love you too." 

Okay, where's her laptop, there's her laptop, time to do research on Coast Paladin teams and powers thereof.

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There are hundreds of squads to maintain round-the-clock readiness on both coasts, and more squads covering the Rockies (and adjacent flyover areas), Alaska, and island territories including Hawaii, though the Coast squads are the best known. There are twelve thousand magical girls actively enrolled as Paladins in the United States. Teams currently featuring in the photography on gopaladins.gov include Squad 302 (Alaska), Squad 118 (West Coast), and Squad 89 (East Coast).

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What can she find about the powers of those three squads?

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302 is five girls: ice powers, terrakinesis, energy bolts, sonic attacks, and a tactical teleporter who carries a grenade launcher.

118 has two girls with different energy bolts, their own healer, a temporary matter conjurer, somebody who works a little like Isabella, a hydrokinetic, and an aerokinetic.

89 has a girl whose power is summarized as "luck", a lightning girl, a plasma girl, somebody who supercharges ammunition, someone who screws with ambient pressure and gravity, a girl who does blasts of force, a telekinetic, a speedster, and one of those apparently commonplace energy bolt girls.

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Luck. Matter conjuration. Pressure and gravity. Teleportation, telekinesis. 

Well, it seems like the Coast Paladins would have an easier time tempting Katarzyna than she'd thought, if they put their minds to it. 

Alright, practicalities now. She looks up local stylists and their hours and pricing. 

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Amateurs who do it to pick up video game money can be had for cheap; pros start at a hundred dollars. The most expensive one based in the Phoenix area is three hundred bucks an hour.

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Is that the one Mercedes recommended against?

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It's a different name. Gerald Blake.

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Hm. Hmm. Can she justify this expense to her father so it doesn't have to come out of the saved-up allowance she has, in the long term?

Probably yes. 

What times does he have available?

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It doesn't say, she has to call for an appointment.

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Does he have hours listed so she knows if calling right now will be productive or not?

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Nope! It's a very minimalist website - photo gallery of admittedly exquisite girls, phone number office address.

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She'll call, then. 

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"Mr. Blake's office."

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"Hi, I'm a magical girl and I'd like to set up an appointment."

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"To whom am I speaking, please?"

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"My name is Katarzyna Kozlov."

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"Thank you, Miss Kozlov. How many hours do you wish to book?"

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"Two."

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"I have a two hour period available this Sunday afternoon at one. Will that suit your needs?"

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"Yes, that will do nicely. Thank you."

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"Is there any reference material you would like Mr. Blake to familiarize himself with beforehand, such as looks you wish yours to take as inspiration, unusual modifications to your form that affect what you can wear, or atypical situations you wish your costume to befit?"

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"My only major structural modification is wings, which I expect he is probably familiar with in general. I don't believe the other two apply to me at this time," she says, although she takes out her notepad and scribbles Blake--atypical situations--radiation???

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"Thank you, Miss Koslov. Is there anything you wish to know?"

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"No, thank you."

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"You should be aware that a professional style consultation involves wearing very little at times so that Mr. Blake can see what lines he's building an outfit over, and that there may be times when he will be able to best serve your aesthetic by touching you, such as to investigate the range of motion of a wing, inspect your hair's texture, or augment a visual check of your muscle to fat ratio. He can still make improvements to your costume without this but it will not be his best work. Is this acceptable?"

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"Yes."

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"Please aim to arrive ten to fifteen minutes before your appointment to handle payment and fill out a new client form. We'll see you this Sunday, October the twentieth, at one p.m."

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"I will," she agrees. 

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"Thank you for calling Mr. Blake." And the receptionist hangs up.

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She and Jaromira play with a few palette swaps, but not a whole lot, and none of the ones they try turn out to be better than what she's already got. 

The next day, at what she's sure is a decent hour, she texts Isabella to let her know about the Sunday appointment. 

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Cool! Also, good report fodder if he gives you any generalizeable tips.
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I'm going to bring an audio recorder and ask if it's okay if I record the session.

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Smart!
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I'm really looking forward to it! Magic is so great. 

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It really is.
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I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's club meeting. 

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It's Natalie's turn. She always does history presentations. I think I heard her say she's going to do magical girls during the Napoleonic wars this time.
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That sounds less interesting than an analysis of how to dress better, but not uninteresting. 

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Mercedes allows any presentation relevant to magical girls. So we get stuff on swarms, stuff on magical girl history, stuff on thaumatology, tactical shapeshifting tips, cryptids, paladin squad profiles, lots of stuff besides just how to look cooler.
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I assume the thaumatology is mostly Faith.

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Exclusively. It can still be interesting sometimes.
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Maybe I'll ask Mercedes for a list of topics people have already done. It'll make more work for her as a direct result of her policy fiat declaration but it won't be overtly hostile.

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You seem honestly more hostile to Mercedes's style of running the club than I think she warrants. There are advantages to this over spending the entire club practicing marksmanship and running/flying laps!
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You're right, I'll let it go. I didn't even need to talk to Jaromira to realize that the real reason I was doing it was that it amused me, which is a terrible reason. 

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It's a fine reason as long as you acknowledge that's what you're doing, but I wasn't clear!
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I don't endorse being someone who makes other people's lives harder for my own amusement.

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You didn't actually wind up directly at odds with Mercedes.
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Not until Jaromira runs for president, at least. 

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That's a perfectly friendly sort of rivalry. Mercedes was democratically elected and can be democratically replaced.
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True. Oh, did I tell you I got stardarters?

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You did not. Before you even went to your style appointment? What if he changes your color scheme?
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It was somewhat rash. If he changes my color scheme I'll probably donate them to the school or something. 

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Cool, then we can let new girls use them before they get their own or if they don't want their own.
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Yes. And, to be fair, I do endorse spending my father's money to piss off my stepmother. 

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She doesn't have better things to do than go over your receipts?
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You'd really think! But apparently no. 

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Wow. And then she, what, whines to your dad that you're making purchases with your allowance?
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No, she doesn't whine about our allowance, and she doesn't actively complain to Father about it anymore, but things like academic materials and, now, magical girl things, don't count against our allowance, and when we lived with her she used to corner us and try to convince us we were being selfish for it. 

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For academic materials???
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If it's not the cheapest version of the thing that isn't actually unsafe, yeah.

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The next best use of this money being...
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Well, she says it's not about the money having a specific better use, it's about habits of frugality vs. frivolousness, but actually it's that she spent the first three years of her marriage to Father trying to get him to revoke our trust funds so there would be more money for her children to inherit. 

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Why did he marry this person?

Are her kids actually going to be in a financial pinch if they don't get his money?
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She's better at pretending to be a decent human being to Father--she never outright said those words to his face, it's just not hard to read between the lines if you're more socially aware than Father, which even I am. 

Her children are currently in exactly the same boat Jaromira and I are, financially speaking, she just wants each of them to inherit one-third of Father's wealth instead of one-fifth. She's pretty much the closest thing you're going to get to a real-life fairytale Wicked Stepmother. 

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Gosh.
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I really hope she's a better person to her own kids than she is to...most people...but it's hard to tell, she doesn't let Jaromira and I interact with them unsupervised if she can help it. 

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That's really weird. Is she worried you'll think less of them and be less likely to want them to inherit lots of money? Is she worried they'll like you and want her to stop doing her thing?
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I think it's more of a "I don't like this kid, so I don't want my kid playing with them" thing but I'm not sure.

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Yeah, I guess that's a simpler explanation.
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If I figure out de-aging she can't have any. She's just genuinely terrible. 

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You don't want to just charge her the sum of her inheritance?
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Charging her obscene amounts of money and watching her look like she'd just swallowed a lemon would be fun. Maybe. I probably shouldn't literally sentence her to death by old age for being terrible. 

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And then her generous payment can subsidize de-agings for others!
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True. Maybe I will start a charity for something she doesn't like and name it after her, that would be both prosocial *and* satisfyingly petty.

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What causes does she not like
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I haven't actually tried to find out yet and I would if I were actually going to do this, but based on her personality she would almost certainly hate it if the charity was to fund research to cure a really gross disease and would probably object to a charity to help homeless people if it did things that drew attention to the more unpleasant aspects of homelessness instead of just funneling money places. Same for lots of other causes that have unpleasant aspects. Oh! I bet she'd really hate a charity that helped drug addicts instead of just throwing them in jail.

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So many choices!
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I'll think about it. It'll have to wait until I've figured out de-aging at scale, if I can. 

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Yeah. It's still a funny thought, her stewing in the background about a charity like a movie villain.
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It really is! Best revenge. 

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It has the advantage that if there's some kind of horrible misunderstanding and actually she's fine, the charity's existence will not harm her at all!
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I really don't think she is but that's still an excellent perk! Putting a direct causal link between people's horribleness and the consequences is always good.

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I mean the ideal is flourishing for all, but there is room for some personal pettiness here and there.
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Someday we will have a world in which absolutely everyone can flourish and then I'll let go of my pettiness but until then I'll take some satisfaction from it.

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Good plan.
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I'll probably let go of it before then if somehow we figure out resurrection and I get Mother back.

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I don't even know what powers you'd weave together for that one but I hope we find them.
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Yeah, I don't have any kind of plan for it, but I can still hope.

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I'll keep an ear out for weird powers though.
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Definitely. I'm glad magic's so diverse. 

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The weirdest power I've ever heard of, I think, was someone who could change the colors of things. If she changed the color of a swarmling it died. They die of being not-black, apparently!
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Wow, that's amazing. I'd think it was weird if magic wasn't so looks-oriented, really. Is she a Paladin?

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No, she's a real estate agent.
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Huh.

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Not everybody wants to go fight kaiju!
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I don't want to, but I probably would if I had a power that was that much of a comparative advantage at that. 

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Some powers work on swarmlings but not kaiju. Maybe she can only change little things.
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That's fair.

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Or maybe she had something going on like me. If I get a medical degree and somebody wonders why I'm not fighting kaiju the reason has nothing to do with expecting my power wouldn't work on them, I have no reason to think it couldn't.
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Also fair. Making inferences from limited data remains a bad idea, thank you.

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Anytime.
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<3

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<3
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The next day, Katarzyna shows up to magical girl club with her fancy new stardarters. 

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In the brief window before Natalie starts her presentation, Gabrielle congratulates her on them and Brooklyn asks if she has any plans to actually shoot at swarms.

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"Not in general, but it turns out my magic sense is actually the passive form of general metamancy and I should at least figure out if I can do anything to them that way."

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They are called down from their flying interlude to listen to Natalie and take shots at targets while they're doing so. Natalie discusses Britain's history of organized and militarized magical girls due to their island status and naval incentives, and inland Prussia's ability to deploy magical girls against non-swarm targets due to the low incidence of kaiju.

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After which Katarzyna screws her courage to the sticking-place and announces that apparently she has metamagic, she and Isabella ran into each other over the course of the week and discovered that Katarzyna can maintain, nullify or mimic Isabella's stopping but at a weaker magnitude, does anyone want to try anything with that. 

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"Oh my God," says Faith, "that's amazing! I can change the sizes of things, do you want to try?"

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"Sure!" 

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Faith grabs a peanut out of the pocket hiding under the outer layer of her skirts, and demonstrates: giant peanut, tiny peanut.

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Can she copy Faith's power to make a giant peanut even gianter, or does it not stack like that?

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If she coordinates with Faith they can get a gianter peanut together but she can't get it bigger than Faith can if Faith is not making it bigger at the same time.

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Yes, that's what she was wondering--can she switch to copying Isabella's power fast enough to stop the peanut from shrinking?

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Yes she can!

"Hey," says Faith, "what?"

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"I switched to copying Isabella's power to keep it from shrinking, mostly to see if I could. I'm sorry, I probably should have said I was going to beforehand."

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"Yeah, kind of freaked me out. Do you need to use hers? You can't just operate directly on mine?"

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"I probably can, I was just experimenting."

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"Okay. Are you still doing it or can I shrink it now?"

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"You can shrink it now."

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Faith returns the peanut to normal size.

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"I've been wondering if I could do anything cool and synergistic with copies of different powers but I'm not sure how 'stopping' and 'size changing' would cash out together."

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"Yeah. If stuff bounced back to its original size when I was done with it that would tell you something but it doesn't."

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"Yeah...oh well."

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"I have plant powers," says Alexis, "I dunno what you'd do with that."

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"Ooh, what can you do with them?" 

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"Grow plants," says Alexis. "And like... topiary."

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"Topiary like you can make bushes grow in certain ways or like you can trim them with your power?"

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"Uh, like this." She holds her hand a few inches above a patch of grass. The grass braids itself slowly together.

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"Oooh."

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"Like I could also do the other stuff but that's not what I meant."

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"Yes, I see now...hmm. Faith, can you tell with your power if something is default size or not?"

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"Yeah," says Faith.

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"May I try something with your power?" she asks Alexis.

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"What?" asks Alexis.

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"I want to see if I can make plants do anything you couldn't by combining my copy of your power with my copy of Faith's power, while still leaving it feeling like it's the default size."

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"Uh, do I need to do anything?"

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"No, I just want to err on the side of being maximally scrupulous about consent."

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"Okay. If it's not gonna hurt my power or anything." She bends down one of her ears to groom it; it seems to be more of a fidget than anything else.

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"It won't," she assures her. 

Now...if she copies Alexis and Faith at the same time, are there any obvious ways to put them together interestingly?

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She could make a plant bigger, but not as well as either of them alone since she takes an oomph reduction in the translation. She could move a plant around in ways that involved it getting smaller, which neither of them could do per se.

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Hmm. 

Can she try to make something smaller, but in a grow-y way? ...Apparently not.

Are there any flowers growing nearby?

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Some dandelions.

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Can she shrink the dandelion and make it tie its stem in a knot near the base tightly enough that it pinches itself off when it returns to normal size?

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No, the knot grows with the rest of it.

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That's annoying. 

If she picks the dandelion, can she still make it do things?

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She can still use Faith's power on it but Alexis's loses interest.

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Huh, interesting. 

She finds a cluster of still-living dandelions. Can she make them change color?

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Not very well. Alexis could do it but it's one of the more advanced uses of her magic and Katarzyna can barely make them get a little brown.

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...Can she make the petals shinier?

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Barely.

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Mmmngh oh well. 

Can she make the dandelions turn themselves into a flower crown?

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Yup, though this draws only on Alexis and not on Faith.

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It will do. 

She picks the slightly-gilded flower crown, walks over to Isabella, and asks, "Have you tried a primary-colors scheme instead of just red and blue?"

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"You can't really do dark yellow."

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"Aww. Oh well. I tried making the dandelions red or blue but it didn't work."

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"I'm not actually sure if Alexis can do that, you'd have to ask her."

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"Yes...either Alexis and Faith's powers don't synergize interestingly or I can't do synergy at all. I hope it's the former."

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"I'm trying to think who would synergize... Mercedes does sound, Natalie does those energy bolts, Gabrielle's aerokinetic, Brooklyn has augmented senses..."

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"Sound and senses, maybe? But I'm not sure how."

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"Yeah, me either, it just rhymes in a tempting way without it being obvious there's anything that one of them couldn't pull off solo."

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"Can Mercedes do sonic blasts? That seems like a way sound and energy blasts could synergize."

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"She can, yes."

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"Convenient for her, inconvenient for me."

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"Alas. I don't know anything about other magical girl clubs and you're not old enough to ride along with emergency services."

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"Yes...maybe I'll have to go to magical girl camp after all."

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"Swimming, roasting marshmallows, climbing trees, magic experiments."

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"I'm not outdoorsy enough for any but the last to appeal strongly."

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"Marshmallows can technically be roasted indoors!"

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"Admittedly marshmallows do sound good."

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"No fireplace down here but my dad has one."

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"Good to know. Summer's a ways away, I'll certainly try to figure something else out before then."

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"For roasting marshmallows? You can use a candle if you're patient."

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"I meant for power testing."

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"You could drop by one of those skateparks-for-fliers?"

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"Oh, that might work. It would be rude to interrupt people while they're trying to fly but presumably not everyone will be flying one hundred percent of the time."

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"Plus, you can also fly."

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"This is true, but if I were just somewhere to fly I might be annoyed if people started trying to talk to me. I suppose other people are more generally social than I am."

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"They do go to a public place to fly instead of just finding an empty piece of sky."

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"If they have interesting equipment that might be worth it but I do take your point, I'll just make sure to leave anyone alone who asks the first time they ask."

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"That's the spirit."

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"If everyone followed that rule the world would be a much safer place for introverts who like public spaces."

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"Do you not have enough 'leave me alone' vibe?"

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"I don't know that it wouldn't be worse if I had less but I have ever had people come over and bug me to tell them about what I was reading."

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"One time I added menacing spikes to my outfit at a guy."

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"Beautiful."

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"Thank you. He was all 'tell me your name, c'mon, I know you're gay it's cool just tell me your name'."

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"Euch."

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"The spikes were satisfying but did not actually work, I wound up taking off."

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"Pity all the options I can think of to ensure he left would be illegal."

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"Yup."

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"Fortunately this is a nonissue for my own considerations of talking to people at the air park--at least on my end."

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"Mmhm."

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"At least no matter what I can just fly away. Some women don't have that option."

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"Yeah."

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"Well, that's a problem to be worked on later, I suppose."

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"Not one of the most tractable."

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"No. Not unimportant, but not terribly tractable."

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"Anyway, do you have to skedaddle back to campus quick?"

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"I have more flexibility having flown here than if there was a driver waiting for me."

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"Do you want to come to my house and meet my brother?"

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"I'd love to!"

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"This way!" She takes off.

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Katarzyna follows. 

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Isbaella lets herself in to a little house. "I'm home!"

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"Big deal, lots of people are home!" calls a voice.

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"I'm not home, but I expect to like this place better!"

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"Whozzat?"

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"Katarzyna!"

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"In the flesh! Wow!" He trots down the stairs.

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"Hello, it's nice to meet you."

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"You too, Bella talks about you a bunch."

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"That makes sense; I talk about her to my twin, too."

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"It's cute how you're both twins. I feel like me and your twin should be sitting together somewhere cheering you on sipping pina coladas."

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"Jaromira would probably enjoy that."

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"Cool, I'll bring the pina colada mix."

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"And I'll spirit her off next time I go flying."

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"Can you carry her?"

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"...Proooooobably if I extend my wingspan enough?"

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"Careful there, costs you points."

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"Ah. Alright. Well, I'll think of some way to spirit her out of the school."

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"I hope that works out, I want to meet her too."

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"We'll figure something out between the two of us."

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"Text or call if I can help."

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"I will! With luck it shouldn't come to that but I'll certainly keep it in mind. Let me know if you have any escapades I can help with likewise."

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"I don't get up to a ton of escapades."

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"I didn't think so but it still merited saying. Of course I am also available for assistance with non-escapade endeavors."

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"Adventures? Capers? Larks? Shenanigans? Sprees? Hijinks?"

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"All of those, and also completely mundane activities like helping with homework."

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"I'm usually good on homework -"

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"I'm not! Help me with my homework!"

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"Alright, what do you need help with?"

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"Math and Spanish!"

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"...I don't actually speak Spanish but I can help you with math."

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"Curses. Well, half a loaf." He runs for his math homework.

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Katarzyna is extremely math and has experience explaining things to people who are not from helping her sister study!

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Xander's experience with math appears to amount to "why can't I hold all these limes".

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Well, with math, when you're having a hard time carrying all of the limes, you can put some down by writing things out extremely stepwise. It feels inefficient, sometimes, but it works. 

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"Is that why they always want you to show your work?"

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"I don't know if that's all of it but I'm fairly certain it's part of it."

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"Why don't they say it makes it easier instead of talking about how it makes it easier to grade?"

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"I don't know the specifics. I can generate hypotheses of varying levels of charitableness if you like."

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"I'm not that curious, really, I just start asking why when things are annoying."

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"I do that too but I usually want answers."

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"Eh, I'd forget 'em." He tries to go through a problem very stepwise and screws it up anyway because of neglecting order of operations.

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Katarzyna re-explains order of operations. "Are you someone who finds acronymic mnemonics useful?"

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"Nope. I know my very excellent mother did something with pies but I'll be damned if I know what. Does the order of operations one even stand for anything?"

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"If you mean does it expand into a phrase instead of just an acronym, I imagine someone somewhere has done so but I'm not aware of it."

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"That's even harder then. Pen-dos? Pam-thaz?"

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"Pemdas."

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"Pemdaz. What's that stand for?"

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"Parentheses, exponents, multiplication/division, addition/subtraction."

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"This also all still goes left to right? Right?"

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"Yes."

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"Why isn't that in the acronym then?"

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"Oh, you mean the equation, not the acronym. Failing to do the equation left to right will in general not cause you to come to an incorrect conclusion."

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"...really? I could just do whatever, uh, parentheses thing, looks easiest first?"

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"Yes!"

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"If you say so!"

He tries another problem, very stepwise, easiest-looking parentheses first. This time he gets it right, though this happened sometimes even pre-tutelage and might not indicate much.

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Katarzyna is still excited about it, although she tries to be low-key about her excitement. 

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This procedure slightly improves his error rate over the next several problems.

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Katarzyna continues to explain things when she notices that he's having some kind of systemic confusion. 

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And lo his backlog of math homework is cleared.

"Thanks!"

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"You're welcome!" 

She wanders off to find Isabella. 

"Sorry for abandoning you for your brother but I think I really helped his understanding of math!"

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"No worries."

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"...I don't know that I would have found him intrinsically interesting if I met him first but I think he qualifies as being transitively interesting on account of being your twin."

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"How boring would he have had to be to not reach that bar?"

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"It's not that he would have to be a certain amount of boring, it's that I hadn't previously realized that the bar existed. I don't find my sister's friends particularly interesting, but then, she mostly has casual friends, not close ones."

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"Well, most people aren't very interesting, I will grant you that."

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"Which does not mean they don't deserve plentiful agricultural yields."

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"Mm-hm!"

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"I really hope I can synergize powers and I just haven't met two that synergize well at the same time."

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"Yeah. Maybe visit a really big hospital that might have two magicals on staff at once."

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"They'll probably both be healers, which seems likely to either be excellent or redundant for synergy purposes."

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"And you can hope it's the first!"

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"Yes. And either way, I can mimic their power and do some volunteering."

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"There's a moderately involved process for that."

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"Ah. That makes sense."

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"I looked into it, because I might be able to stop the progress of a problem even if I couldn't heal it, give more time for healers and doctors to do stuff, but you have to carry insurance and have parental permission if you're young and if you have a weird power you have to test it under controlled conditions at a research hospital, and it might be worth it but it's not just a matter of walking in."

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"Mm. Yes, that's the kind of thing that would definitely need to wait until I know more about my power. I can at least ask any volunteers that are there if they can help me with that, though, you're quite right."

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"Mm-hm!" Isabella smooches her on the cheek.

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Ee!

Katarzyna pecks her on the lips. 

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Eeee! This might turn into just more makeouts then.

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Katarzyna is super fine with that. 

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Oh good.

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!!!!!!!!!

Isabella is soooooo gooooooooood. 

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Also winged. She's winged. So is Katarzyna and it's great.

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Being a magical girl is really great and it will be less great if the synergy thing doesn't work but wings and Isabella are great no matter what.

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Eventually, however, she has to get back to school. 

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The next day after classes she shows up at the nearest air park. 

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There's a big branching tunnel made of wire hoops and fabric, like the kind children can crawl through but with room for fourteen-foot wingspans and then some. There are slalom poles, vertical and horizontal both. There are elevated starting blocks that people are practicing 180º turns and landings on. There are clusters of heat lamps to create dramatic updrafts, and a couple of giant fans to make interesting air currents. There is an elevator up a cliff for people who just want to jump off something and glide down.

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...Surprisingly appealing-looking for an athletic facility. 

What can her magic sense tell her about the magic of various girls in her vicinity?

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They are all dressed up enough to have some. That one's more powerful than the rest, those few less so. Some of the magic feels similar to Natalie's.

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What's the powerful one doing?

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Slaloming.

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Okay. 

She texts her sister for advice. 

Advice in hand, she selects a magical girl who isn't currently doing anything that looks uninterruptible and approaches her. 

"I like your outfit."

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"Thanks," says the girl. "It wasn't my idea, I saw a guy about it."

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"I'm seeing a guy on Sunday, I'm looking forward to it."

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"Helps a lot. You'd think you could just put on something nice and call it a day, but noooooo."

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"Oh, I didn't even manage that, my sister picked out what I'm wearing now."

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"That must be nice. If she helped for free, I mean."

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"She's not exactly a stylist, just a teenage girl with a sense of style. What does your magic do?"

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"Oh, I'm a speedster, but the last time I used it in the air I crashed, so I'm trying to work up to it kinda."

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"Oh, that's interesting! How does it work?"

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"...I use it and then I'm faster?"

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"Sorry, I'm kind of excessive amounts of a nerd. And my power's metamagic."

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"Okay, but that's still all it is."

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"It might not have been!"

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"If you say so."

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"Anyway, I can copy the powers of people in range, and I was wondering if I could copy yours if I could find someone else whose power it might interact interestingly with?"

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"Does that do anything to me?"

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"No."

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"Are you sure?"

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"Yeah, I've tried this with friends, nothing happened whatsoever."

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"I guess I don't care as long as you don't have to touch me or anything."

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"I don't. Thank you."

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"No problem."

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Okay. Speed. That seems like it might synergize well with some things; now to find something else. 

She looks around for other promising candidates. Is anyone visibly using magic?

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Somebody's trailing a lightshow behind her as she flies.

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Nice, but if there's a way to combine that with speed she can't immediately think of it. 

She picks someone whose outfit she likes and isn't doing something uninterruptible, a ways away from the first one, and repeats her opening line about liking the girl's outfit.

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"Thanks. My ground outfit's better though, just heavy."

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"Does it have armor?"

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"Yup. It's great, I get a workout in just walking to the store."

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"I'm a hopeless weedy nerd, I've been settling for flying for exercise."

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"I mean, flying's good, but you don't get to peoplewatch much or look in shop windows."

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"That's true. What's your power?"

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"Weather, kind of. I don't have much range even in my ground armor."

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"Oh, how does that shake out."

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"Uh, humidity and temperature and pressure and clouds for about a block diameter around me. And wind kind of but I have to make that work through the temperature and pressure part."

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"That's pretty neat."

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"Yeah, never rains on my picnics."

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"I bet you'd make a good Paladin."

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"What? No way. I don't have lightning in the grab bag."

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"Well, not at this level of glamorousness, but I take your point."

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"Some girls get lightning out of the gate. If I have to be Paladin-glam to have it at all it's not gonna stack up. I'm hoping I can do stuff with hurricanes and tornadoes."

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"Ooh, that'd be wonderful."

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"Yeah. Not as glamorous as Paladins, but, you know."

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"No, I'm totally on board with that--I have metamagic, I'm trying to explore what that can do, but even if my wildest hopes pan out I'm not planning to be a Paladin."

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"No? Why not?"

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"I have issues with authority."

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"I guess that'd do it."

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"I'm open to being persuaded but it'd take some persuading to make me go military."

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"Paladins aren't military and before that they were Coast Guard, not like military military."

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"They're not military military but they're military enough to rub me the wrong way."

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"Mmhm."

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"Besides, fighting Kaiju is a noble practice, but I'm more academically than combatively inclined."

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"I wish I had a combat power, it'd be keen."

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"I consider myself lucky."

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"Your thing sounds interesting yeah."

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"I've been having fun with it."

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"My name's Noreen."

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"Katarzyna."

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"That's a mouthful."

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"It's Polish. They tend to be."

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Fly fly fly. "I'm gonna go do the cliff thing."

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"Have fun."

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Noreen goes and does the cliff thing.

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Okay. 

Katarzyna picks another prospect and again compliments the girl's outfit. 

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"Thanks! Yours is nice too."

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"Thanks! What's your power?"

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"I can talk to animals."

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"Oh, that's really cool!"

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"They don't really have much to say, but yeah, it can be fun."

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"I can think of all kinds of uses for it!"

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"Mostly I use it to chill my dogs out when they're anxious."

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"I bet environmental organizations would love you."

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"None of them have ever called me up or anything."

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"Well, do they know you exist?"

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"I'm in the In Skirts spreadsheet? I didn't cold call the Audobon Society."

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"Might be fun to do that, but maybe that's just me."

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"Hi Audobon Society, birds say they like bread."

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Giggle. "I suppose when you put it like that."

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"Guess I could see how the whales at Sea World are doing but that'd probably be depressing."

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"I was thinking more about talking to pandas or other endangered species they're having trouble breeding in captivity. But then, maybe panda matchmaker isn't your dream job."

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"Hey panda, can that other panda get it or what, hummina hummina."

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She laughs. "Arranging mood lighting! Scented candles!"

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"Not sure pandas are into that."

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"Panda equivalents thereof."

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"Bamboo, bamboo, and more bamboo."

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"Well, fair enough."

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"I do like zoos, though, different kinds of animals are different. I can only do it through open air though, not glass."

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"That's an interesting limitation."

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"Is it?"

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"Well, it has implications about how the transmission works."

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"I talk to them, I'm not telepathic."

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"They don't use language so the distinction wasn't obvious to me!"

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"I guess if I start talking to my dog and then she goes in the next room I can still hear her? I dunno."

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"Hm. Interesting."

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She shrugs. "What's your name?"

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"Katarzyna. Yours?"

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"Sofie."

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"Did you know that your name means wisdom?"

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"Yes."

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"My name's meaning is debated but it might mean something to do with purity or something to do with the Greek goddess Hecate. Or something else. Hard to say."

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"I never heard of a Greek goddess Hecate."

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"She was goddess of magic!"

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"They didn't even have magic yet back then."

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"They didn't have real magic. Story magic's been around for as long as people've been telling stories."

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"I guess."

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"I'm a nerd."

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"Okay."

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"Anyway, your power and outfit are both really cool."

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"Thanks. I went to Chris Rafael for it."

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"My outfit hasn't passed muster with anyone more advanced than my sister but I'm going to a stylist on Sunday."

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"Good idea if you wanna use magic much."

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"I really do."

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"I'm gonna go home to my dogs now. See you around."

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"See you."

Okay. Does anyone feel like any of the people she's talked to now?

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The previous two are still in the park.

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Reasonable. 

Okay. She goes to find another girl to talk to. 

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This one's pushing the cryptid limit with feathered wings and a very long lizard tail; it's possible that most of the rest is cunning makeup. She's pausing to stretch.

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"Hi! I'm Katarzyna and I'm a magic nerd, what's your power?"

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"Terrokinesis."

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"I have a power that lets me mimic the powers of other magical girls who are nearby. It doesn't affect them at all, but I try to be maximally scrupulous about consent--can I try yours?"

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"You gonna start an earthquake?"

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"Definitely not."

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"Go nuts, I guess."

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"Thanks!"

Okay, time to go somewhere reasonably discreet. She locates the speed magical girl, and copies her first--what are the limitations of this power?

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It only applies to the user, though it can be applied piecemeal to individual body parts. It doesn't consume extra calories and doesn't generate extra heat compared to moving really fast nonmagically.

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She assumes not from what the speed magical girl was saying but does it do anything for her reaction time?

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It does! It's not doing much for Katarzyna because she has a wimpy version.

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That's fair. Okay, what about the terrakinesis?

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What it says on the tin. Moves earth.

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Does it have a speed limit? 

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Yes, and hers is abysmal since she has the cheap "sweatpants and t-shirt" edition.

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Her outfit is better than that, thank you very much. 

If she copies them both at the same time can she make the terrakinesis go faster?

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Nope, the terrakinesis does not involve moving parts of her body.

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Okay. Now she tries to fit the two together, if that's in any way possible. 

...It does not seem to be in any way possible. 

Okay. 

She's really tired. That was a lot of socializing with strangers. 

She goes home and collapses on her bed. 

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Jaromira extracts the whole story from her, over the course of a few hours, then steals her sister's phone. 

Her sister's phone has Isabella's number in it. 

Hey Isabella this is Jaromira.

Sorry if this isn't the best way to talk for the first time. 

Katarzyna tried going to an air park and failed to synergize some powers so she's extremely socially burnt-out and disappointed. 

I figured she'd want to tell you if her brain was less worn out. 

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Oh man, that sucks. Thanks for the heads up.
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You're welcome. I'm hoping this limitation is a feature of having an extremely amateur outfit and not a hard limit, and will go away after Sunday, but Katarzyna is burnt out enough that right now it's better for her to collapse on her bed being sad than to look on the bright side. 

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Well, I hope she sleeps okay.
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She probably will. 

I'm really glad she found you. She doesn't have enough people in her life who really care about her.

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Happy to help.
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Talk to you later, hopefully in happier circumstances.

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yeah


And off she goes to make dinner.
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Katarzyna is extremely depressed for the rest of Thursday and moderately surly for all of Friday, and on Saturday is barely more antisocial than usual and texts Isabella to let her know that she's doing much better and has high hopes for Sunday. 

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You wanna meet up?
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Sure. Do you mean that in the sense of a date or should I figure out how to smuggle Jaromira out?

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Either one.
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I'll smuggle Jaromira out, it'll feel good to try something creative and have it work.

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Good luck!
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About half an hour later Katarzyna knocks on the door of the Swan house, twin in tow. 

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"Welcome! How'd you get out?"

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"The school is wasteful enough to maintain a lawn in Arizona so I made a cloak that looked like grass on the outside and whenever it looked like anyone might spot us we lay down and threw the cloak over us until they went away."

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"Wow. Their mismanagement of water resources has come around to haunt them."

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"To be fair you sort of need a magical girl clothing editor to pull this off but yes, I do enjoy making them eat their own hubris. Not that hubris is a bad thing when it doesn't involve horrid mismanagement of resources."

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"Do you need to snack back in, or are you cool to just walk openly back into the school?"

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"If we were caught leaving they would prevent us from leaving; if they catch us sneaking back in they'll say 'what were you doing' and we'll say 'going for a walk' and they'll say 'next time do that on school grounds' and there will fail to be further consequences."

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"Gotcha. Well, in you get."

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In they get. 

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"It's nice to meet you in the flesh!"

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"You too! Xander is out or I'd introduce you, but he might get back before you leave."

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"We're in no hurry."

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"Then you will probably get to see him. He's playing pickup soccer."

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"Gotcha. Neither of us are particularly sporty people--Katarzyna's flying is definitely the closest either of us comes."

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"Jaromira likes the outdoors more than I do, though, aside from the part where flying indoors is much harder."

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"I'm not sporty. I love flying but my general attitude toward sports per se is 'why this'. Xander isn't on a team at school but he likes to play some here and there."

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"I know several factual reasons for sports but none of them ever seemed especially appealing."

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"And, to be fair, 'sports' is a fairly broad term which includes, say, martial arts."

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"Some martial arts has real world applications, yes."

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"Even when it doesn't it looks much cooler than normal sports, at least in my opinion."

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"If we want to talk about what looks cool, that's art flight, floor gymnastics, and ice dancing."

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"Okay, that is very true. Although art flight is as off-limits to non-magical girls as normal flight is, so neither of us could have picked it up before now."

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"And I'm still not going to. Normal flight is plenty for me."

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"I sometimes watch tutorials for the moves and try them but I'm not aiming to be competitive."

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"Okay, that I might do at some point."

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"It's fun!"

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"Being a magical girl leaves one rather spoiled for choice in the fun department!"

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"I mean, it is pretty great but I still spend a lot of my time reading, which is a universally accessible activity."

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"So do I--if nothing else, there's only so much holy hell flying is awesome I can take at a time before I overstimulate--but the sheer breadth of options being a magical girl opens up is rather staggering."

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"I'm not actually sure what you're talking about. I guess in your case there's a bunch of ways you could go but most people have fairly limited use powers."

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"Oh, I've been researching ways for magical girls to make money--not because it was specifically relevant for me, but just because I was researching magical girls in general--and there are enough options that have payouts ridiculously high for a random teenage girl that I was including a lot of things that are strictly mundane but cost money."

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"Oh, okay, yeah, if you go grow coral for a few hours you can afford to fly to the Cayman Islands and go scuba diving."

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"Exactly! I've honestly been tempted myself, even if it is a bit silly when I'm already objectively wealthy."

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"Well, you have a fallback if your wicked stepmother triumphs, I guess?"

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Snort. "Yeah. Honestly it's more along the lines of in case of immediate-term expenditures that exceed my allowance--like if the Sunday appointment does let me do synergy and I want to pay people to hang around for an hour while I play with their magic."

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"Shouldn't be too expensive, unless you want girls with very high opportunity cost."

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"Girls with a very high opportunity cost sound like they would have high overlap with girls whose magic I want to play with!"

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"Inconveniently, yes."

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"Honestly my biggest qualm about the coral thing is that presumably the market for coral is finite and it feels selfish to take market shares away from magical girls who need them more."

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Giggle. "I'm sure if the price drops enough people will think of more to do with coral but it'd make the hourly rate kind of pathetic."

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"Yes. If I need more money than I have access to I can probably find some higher-hanging fruit."

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"Power diagnosis for people with frustratingly hidey powers, if you can do that?"

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"Ooh! I can't do it yet but I'll probably be able to in the future!"

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"It'd be a dumb impulse buy on their part probably, nobody's still clueless a month in if they're trying at all, but you'd clean up."

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"And it would be fun, if I never need money I might still do it."

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"I guess if you're doing it recreationally you can travel to them."

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"Yes. It would probably be harder to filter, but I'd figure something out."

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"Inconveniently since the window of uncertainty is so small you can't just batch them and do twelve a city."

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"Yes. But there would still be enough of them that deciding where to go and who to go to would be a problem."

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"Yeah, no being in Toronto and Jacksonville simultaneously."

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"Unless I hire an assistant slash power source who has some kind of self-duplication power."

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"That'd be convenient."

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"It really would! I don't know if anyone like that exists, but they well might."

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And in a predictable enough fashion, Sunday rolls around.

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Katarzyna is so excited!!!

...She tries to keep this contained, as she walks into Mr. Blake's office. She is only partly successful.

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Mr. Blake's office has stage-type lighting mounted on the ceiling, photography backdrops on wheels draped with white cloth, a fancy computer, and a large article or possibly several concatenated articles of card-catalog-like furniture with scores of little drawers each neatly labeled in handwritten all-caps - BUTTONS and METAL SAMPLES and LINEN and SEMISYNTHETICS 1-30 and such.

Mr Blake greets her politely, shakes her hand, and tells her, "You can take pictures of that before we start if you care to, it's your time slot, but as soon as you're done with that get rid of it, I'm starting from the beginning with you."

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She solicits and receives permission to record the session and replaces the outfit with a plain white bikini. "I took pictures before I came here."

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"Good, that will save a few minutes. Attached to the wings, the hair, anything like that as a fixed point -?"

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"I strongly prefer to continue to have wings and weakly prefer that they be feathered but I don't mind replacing this set. I weakly prefer to keep this hair color but I'm not attached to the style. I strongly prefer my face remain recognizable as me but don't mind making arbitrary minor changes."

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"All right then." He circles her, hmmmming, then says, "What kind of flying do you do, I have a set I've designed for the portfolio and haven't put on anyone yet, it'd work with your build..."

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"Recreational slash transportational, so far. I might be convinced to try something else if I end up with a set of wings especially suited to it."

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"These will be fine for that, I just don't think they're Olympic grade." He pulls up a computer image, with a few angles of sketched wings and one 3D model. "I'm going to print this out and tape it to one of your wings, that's unfortunately the state of the art with the equipment I have available. If you come back next year I might have a dye sublimation printer but even that isn't workable for wings." His printer is fast. He tapes the sketches to her left wing.

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After a minor internal struggle with regards to whether or not to take up limited time with questions: "Why not just have me change the wings?"

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"...you're going to, but to do it accurately you need to see the reference while you're doing it, which means it has to be on your person. Whenever you're ready." He goes to rummage in his sample boxes.

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"Ah, understood." She goes into the starscape and looks at the reference and changes her wings. 

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When she's done he's holding up various kinds of silk near her face. Eventually he picks one, puts the others away, calls up some more references on his computer. "I can print these too but I don't want any of them copied straight, obviously, take the bodice shape of this, the skirt of that, this part from this one, make it all out of this," (he brandishes the chosen silk), "and put the hem, mm, a little higher than she has it, up here -" He reaches out and taps her mid-thigh. "And we'll go from there." The resulting frankendress has a halter top that crosses at her throat, turns (magically) into a single piece of material at the collarbone, and has a few more separations and rejoinings; the skirt is wraparound and three layers deep, different parts peeking out from under the others at different points. His reference photos show several angles. Once she has it on he starts rearranging the separation-and-rejoining elements: "I'm going to pinch the connections in the fabric and tug them while you're in starscape, see if you can follow me by feel."

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She follows his instructions perfectly. She pays very close attention and successfully follows him by feel. 

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"Good. Now, I don't keep every fabric in every color, I'm going to go get my paints and mix up something. Are you very attached to the seafoam, I can make it work in seafoam."

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"I am only slightly attached to the seafoam."

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"My first instinct is black, actually, but let's see whether the magic likes that or something else better, and once we have a base, time for gradients and detailing. Time, time... okay, we have time for this, yes." He mixes up a shade of black, a dove grey, a seafoam a little greener and dimmer than she had before, and a bright dollop of sky blue. He dabs a bit of each on her arm. "Try those for the dress, see what it says, change nothing else."

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She goes into the starscape and cycles through the four colors as fast as she can while still being confident in her ability to distinguish the magic's opinions. 

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It prefers black!

"The good news is that means I'm on the right track, the bad news is that means such an explosion of accent possibilities. Okay, I have a complicated pattern in mind, let me sketch for you real quick -" He takes a photo of her from the front and from the back, desaturates them enough to show pencil marks on top, and then crosshatches in his vision for where the accent color should appear and how it should fade into black. "Try the other three color ideas and also -" He adds to her arm-palette a bit of pure white and a bit of silver.

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She goes into the starscape and applies the accent pattern in white, then cycles through the rest of the colors. 

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It's a tie between silver and sky blue. When she reports this he asks if she has a preference - "Or I could try something more complicated but we have a deadline, here, and this is still just the one garment centerpiece though it is -"

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"Weak preference for silver."

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"Silver it is. Come back later and I can do something more elaborate, with this amount of time I'm aiming for a professional quality baseline, iteration you can mostly do on your own time -" He's rummaging now through a larger drawer labeled SHOES. "How do you feel about heels?"

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"Weak preference against but if heels are better then by all means."

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"The magic does not consistently care... I don't have time to fully ornament a heel area today, let's put you in pumps, start with this," he waves a shoe at her, "but in black with a silver sole, I'll come trace where I want the line to actually be and you can tweak it internally for fit."

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She magics up black pumps with a silver sole. 

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He traces the revised line. He takes a step back and hmmmms. "Lot of empty space. I think this isn't terrible, you have a good silhouette, but I'm going to need to do something with the arms and legs... while I'm thinking about that let's talk hair." He finds hair references and has her try twelve things and adjust the one that's best. Then he has her loosen the dress slightly to have a sheer silver under-dress with sleeves that go past her knuckles and a sheath skirt that just brushes the floor, then adds some basic black embroidery to the parts of the underdress that the overdress exposes and the skirt and the sleeves. Then he starts piling on the jewelry, producing samples and references as necessary, pausing only now and then to let the magic break ties.

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Katarzyna has never trained as a model, but she has nigh-photographic short term memory and impeccable attention to detail and she never needs to be told the same thing twice. She is brisk and efficient and doesn't waste time and on the inside she glows at how much better the magic likes this than her previous outfit. 

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Towards the end of the session he's visibly hurrying, trying to get as many references in front of her as possible, for makeup, for nail art, for black henna patterns that will subtly show through the sheer underdress, for feather patterns. When his timer goes off he slaps it and gives her an extra fifteen minutes - "it's gratis, nobody's waiting, I just so hate being rushed" - so he can continue trying different ways to place little chatoyant beads in various kinds of stone on the overdress, and in her silver jewelry, for a little color. He and the magic jointly settle on blue apatite, though when he sends her off it's with a list of things to mess with on her own, and trying more stones (and facetings of stones, and placement of stones) is on there. He takes pictures and confirms her email address and thanks her for her visit.

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She thanks him in return enthusiastically. 

She wings her way over to the air park, more slowly than absolutely necessary to get a feel for the new wings. 

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They're fine; they're not sporty wings optimized for anything in particular, but they function to get from point A to point B.

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They're part of her body now and she likes to be familiar with how her body works. 

She lands at the air park. Anyone she recognizes?

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Two of the girls who were there last time are still here - one she didn't wind up talking to and the one who probably has the same power as Natalie.

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Okay. 

She approaches someone who isn't flying right this second and says, "Hi, I'm a magic nerd, what's your power?"

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"Hi," says this girl, in the pointed tone of someone who's correcting a faux pas, "I'm Dawn, what's your name?"

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"...Sorry. Katarzyna. Dawn is a pretty name."

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"Thank you. My magic lets me manipulate light."

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"Oh, fun!"

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"It's usually not very useful."

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"I'm sorry to hear that."

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Shrug. "What does yours do?"

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"I can copy other people's powers. And counteract them."

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"That sounds more useful than mine."

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"It seems like it so far."

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"I hope you have fun with it. I'm going to do some turns now. It was nice to meet you, Katrina."

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It's. Katarzyna, she doesn't say. 

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"Have fun!" she says, because nice to meet you too would be a lie. 

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Dawn goes and does some turns.

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She can't do this. 

Not after last time, not when every interaction could turn out like that one. 

Is the park vaguely accessible to non-fliers?

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Yes, it can be reached on foot and there's a small gravel parking lot.

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Okay. 

Katarzyna retreats to a small less-visible corner and texts her sister: 

Consultation's over, went fabulously. 

At air park now. 

Tried talking to one girl, went badly

I can't do any more. 

I need you here.

Can you sneak out by yourself or should I come

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I can sneak out, it'll take a bit but not as much time as it'd take you to get there and back. 

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I love you. 

And after some sneakery, a bus ride and some walking, Jaromira walks in. She's dressed nicely enough not to get too many odd looks at a magical girl venue. She spots her sister, makes a beeline for her, and hugs her for a while before peeling off to go talk to people and solicit permission to mess with copies of their powers. 

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Besides Dawn, there's the girl who probably has energy bolts, one with her whole look modeled after the pin-tailed wydah, one with glittery bat wings, and one with scaly dragon wings.

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Hmm let's go with bird girl. 

"Hi! I like your theme. Pin-tailed something, right?"

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"Wydah, yes, thanks. You don't have... wings... or anything -?" she says with mounting confusion.

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"--I'm not a magical girl, my sister is, but she is spectacularly bad at meeting new people so she asked me to come with her to interface."

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"I'm married."

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"And she has a girlfriend. But her power lets her copy other people's powers and she just got a tune-up and she wants to see what it did for her and also wants to be scrupulous about consent."

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"Is it dangerous?"

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"Nah."

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"When you go around being really careful with things, people might think they're dangerous."

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"She's concerned she might become dangerous in the future but thank you, that's good to know." 

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"Anyway, my power can be dangerous. I don't really want to hang around and supervise, I came here to fly."

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"Okay. Have fun." 

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"Thanks. Good luck."

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"Thanks!"

She goes back to Katarzyna and reports all this.

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"Do you think maybe that means I don't need to ask." 

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"Maybe!" 

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"I'm going to run it by Isabella just in case." 

She takes out her phone and texts Isabella. 

I'm finished with my consult!

He started over from scratch and I like the result. 

I went to the air park to see if I could do synergy, had one conversation that went basically okay except for how it was an extremely horrible experience, realized I couldn't deal with a repeat of last time, and called in Jaromira to interface. She talked to someone who said if I'm scrupulous about consent I sound dangerous and every time I ask people they ask if it's going to affect them in any way and I say no *but* the scrupulousness thing and I think as long as I'm not creepy about it I can probably just mess with copies of powers but it seems important and I'm obviously biased and you're the most effectively ethical person I know so I'm running it past you.

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hoo boy


so there's two things going on here, one are you wronging people if you pirate their powers, plausibly you aren't


two, is that a good idea, plausibly it isn't, a combat power could surprise you, or one with niche combat applications, and someone or something could get hurt


also it could be a context thing - if you ask in a way that's at all weird, like going up to people at the air park, then it's like 'why would you do that', but if you skip it and somebody notices they might just as easily be like 'why didn't you just ask first', you know?
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Yeah. 

I thought it might be something like that, thanks. 

I think there's a case to be made that it's not pirating if literally all I do is testing but "There is a case to be made that not X" isn't the same thing as "not X"

I had a REALLY frustrating conversation that started with the other girl that started with me asking about magic and her pointedly going "My name's Dawn, what's yours?" which would have been entirely reasonable of her except that at the end she got my name wrong. 

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She might have misheard, it's an unusual name.
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Maybe you should try to get in with those scientists who pay every magical girl fifty bucks to fill out a survey?
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--Oh, there's an idea.

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I have those sometimes
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You do.

Thank you. 

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You're welcome!
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She looks up the survey people on her phone. 

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She can earn $50 by providing the number off a magical girl ID associated with her and taking this long survey!

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Does the site have contact information?

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Yes, she can email the organization associated with the survey. There is a note that the inbox is heavily filtered and unknown, non-.edu addresses will take longer to get replies.

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Do they have a physical address? 

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Yes, but it's in Baltimore.

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Bah. 

Fine, what does she have to do to get an ID?

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The DMV does them! Many schools are also equipped to register magical girls.

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She explains things to her sister and then takes flight to the DMV. 

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There is a four hour wait!

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Annoying but fine, she will wait four hours. 

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Four hours later she can demonstrate that she is a magical girl and get an Arizona state ID that says so.

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Hooray. 

And then she sneaks as sneakily as possible back into the school and her room because she should probably not be out this late. 

Then she will take the survey. 

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It is long and the questions are written with the sort of obnoxious clarity that speaks to many junk answers discarded in the past.

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Fortunately Katarzyna is the sort of person who appreciates excessive quantities of clarity.

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Then she will enjoy this prolonged survey enormously. It wants to know her family history of magic, the circumstances of her activation, her mods, her magic, the quantity and kind of outfit intervention she has sought, etcetera.

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Her family history is this one great-aunt. She was reading in the library. She has the following mods and has previously had the following other mods. Two hours of expensive from-scratch consultation. Etcetera. 

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They will send her a check for fifty dollars at her registered address!

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And then she emails them about doing magic science. 

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She does not get a prompt reply.

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Reasonable. 

She reads for a while and goes to bed. 

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The next day after school she texts Isabella. 

I'm very glad I checked in with you instead of rushing into something I would have regretted later. I was excited by my new outfit and impatient to test my abilities and frustrated by the existence of unpleasant social interactions. 

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Anytime.
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Email me pictures.
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Will do!

Katarzyna continues not to have any modeling training but she can improvise a bit in pictures taken of her by her twin to send her girlfriend. 

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Gorgeous! Very different.
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It's so different! I will just have to donate fancy stardarters to the school, it's very sad.

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The school will appreciate it. Were you ever going to shoot them anyway?
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Aside from in practice? Quite possibly, I do want to see if I can affect swarms in any way and I'll have to get within some maximum distance of them in order to do that. Probably not on anything like a regular basis, though.

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I'm sure some girl will appreciate the fancy no-longer-matchy guns.
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Oh well. 

I really liked the stylist. 

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He did a nice job! You mean personally?
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Yeah! He was focused and professional and despite the fact that he's paid by the hour he not only didn't waste time he--actively anti-wasted it? He was glad that I took pictures of my old outfit before coming so we wouldn't have to waste time with that, he gave me notes on what to try on my own, he was an artist who cared about his work, it was overall an extremely pleasant experience. 

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Xander wants to see your recording.
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She emails Isabella the video file. 

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Thanks! He's so excited about the chance to see a high end pro at work.
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It was pretty great! I'm thinking of going back after a while--I'll want to get more of a handle on what this level of power is like, first, I think, and of course I'm going to do all the homework experiments, but I really think two hours wasn't all I could get out of him. 

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It sounds like such a long time!
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It was a long time but I'm not surprised that magic fashion is the kind of thing that takes time. 

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I'm lucky my stylist lives in my house.
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I imagine it's convenient!

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This morning he told me around a mouthful of cereal to try a lettuce hem. Can't buy that spontaneity.
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What's a lettuce hem?

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Isabella sends a picture of her new skirt hem, which is ruffly like the edge of a lettuce.
Conventionally sewn clothes don't tend to have them this nice.
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Pretty. Yes, not having traditional sartorial logistical constraints is a marvelous thing. 

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I never cared much what I wore before but I love how cozy I can make things and never needing to try stuff on.
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Putting on fancy clothes the normal way was never worth the effort but I find now that getting dressed is merely an act of will and I have a social excuse to look marvelous at all times I do enjoy it. 

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And you're marvelous indeed!
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Thank you!

I wish I were more patient.

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Why's that?
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I want to figure out if I can synergize different powers at this level of magic sooner rather than later but finding magical girls with powers that might combine interestingly is difficult when you have to sort through the magical girls at an air park and every one you check you have to socially interact with. I emailed the survey people but who knows when they'll respond.

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I hope they get back to you quick, I'm so curious!
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So am I! Not to mention that my plans for the future vary wildly depending on whether I have a merely fortuitous power or a real trump card. 

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I'm not thinking of any of the common powers that would synergize that well with any others, honestly.
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The combination that led me to conclude that I couldn't synergize effectively at my previous power level was terrakinesis and speed. Moving stone faster wouldn't have been especially exciting but it would have been marvelous proof of concept.

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Ooh, yeah, it would've. Hmmm... bolts and size changes? For bigger bolts. You could try that with club girls.
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...Ooh, that hadn't occurred to me. Probably it should have.

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It took this long for me to think of it. Maybe a healer plus Brooklyn could get you enhancing third parties' senses?
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Oh, that would be interesting--a healer plus Alexis could maybe get you doing the kinds of things to human flesh that she can do to plants, but I'm not sure.

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That could get very ugly.
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It could, but it could also be useful. I don't know if healers can typically do sex reassignment, for example. 

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Ooh, there's a concept. I think they don't, at least not typically, though I assume they can help with postsurgical recovery a normal amount.
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And non-magical surgical techniques only go so far! Assuming a best-case scenario--if not Alexis plus a healer, some other combination--it might well be possible to induce new-sex fertility.

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That seems a little elaborate - you'd have to rearrange the whole genome, at least in part of the body. I don't know if magic gets that good at detail work! More realistically they could have improved sexual functioning, maybe be able to carry to term even if the conception had to be handled with science.
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I was thinking more of womb function in women, yes. I don't see why a transman should need his genome readjusted, unless he felt the idea of being able to sire only daughters worse than no fertility at all.

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Generating gametes seems like a complicated enough thing that I'm not sure it can be done, especially since you get reduced versions of copied magic.
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True. Counting chickens and all that.

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First order of business is ask Alexis if she can do this with male and female plants!
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Ooh, there's a thought. She might not have checked, but she might be curious.

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She probably isn't but we can hope.
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I expect that even if she isn't she'll cooperate if I pay her.

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Probably but it's sort of weird to do that with a classmate. I guess she's not actually your classmate.
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I don't want to make things weird for you either.

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I don't think it'd spill over to me.
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Would something else have less risk of weirdness? Betting her she can't, for example?

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Less weird, yeah. Might not work but worth a shot.
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I'm writing it down. Even if I make the attempt it most likely won't be the first thing I attempt.

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Yeah. You could maybe start trying to mix her with a veterinary healer, those are rarer but exist.
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Oh, yes, that would be wise. --Honestly the more I learn about just how many things it's possible for a magical girl to be the gladder I am that I have the power I do instead of some less useful one. 

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It's really neat! I like mine but yours definitely has particularly stellar upside potential.
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I personally prefer mine but yours would certainly be preferable to something in the genre of veterinary medicine. 

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Yeah, I'd be bored with a vet power. I'd make money off it treating elephants or something but I wouldn't appreciate it.
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Quite. While not wholly immune to the charms of charismatic megafauna I don't quite find that a compelling enough reason to find poking animals a good use of my time. 

I'm smart. Having a magical girl power that couldn't be leveraged particularly intelligently would still have been--on average--a hundred times more fortunate than lacking one altogether, but I suspect I would nonetheless have found it somewhat galling.

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Too good for energy bolts? How arrogant! How vain!
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But Isabella, energy bolts are boring! 

Besides, if I'm too good for energy bolts, you certainly are as well. 

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I'm way too good for energy bolts.

I am also too bad for energy bolts, I'd suck at it. Like, I can aim but I can't move around well enough to make it work in a real situation.
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Also true. I wonder if there are any veterinary magical girls in the area...then again, even if there are, they might object to my using their power and Alexis's in combination to perform animal testing. 

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Maybe. If there's a personality correlation it's not that strong, they might not all be card carrying PETA members.
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No, but if I can find them trivially it will probably because they're working as a veterinarian, and those do tend to have opinions on animal rights.

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That's true, although some of them are probably just in it for the easy check.
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True. But finding out the difference could be awkward. 

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Look for ones who work for research labs?
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Now there's a thought!

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Getting specific enough I don't know if you'll find any in-state though.
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Probably not immediately practical, then.

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Why can't the exact personality type and power profile just so happen to attend our club? So unfair.
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I don't know, I consider it a fair trade for the fact that you were there. 

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Awww!
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You're intelligent! And interesting! And thoughtful! And altruistic! You're an extraordinary person. Magic I will find my way to one way or another. You are special.

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It is so lovely to be appreciated.
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Anyone who fails to appreciate you is a Philistine of the highest order. 

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A *Philistine*!
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Carrying off the Ark of the Covenant.

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I'm too much of a Philistine to get any but the least obscure Bible references.
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I don't think that in particular is a mark of poor taste; I read the Bible over the summer when I was eight. I'm not fond of the associated theology but as a work of literature I appreciated it. My sister, on the other hand, tried it and condemned it as too dry.

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I agree with her! I like old literature but I think reasons other than its quality as a work of fiction are really inflating Biblical sales, here.
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Naturally. I do have atypical tastes.

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You've got loads of company liking the Bible!
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I think most people who like it do so for different reasons than I do.

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That is true.
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I wonder if the Thaumotologist scriptures would make good reading. 

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Faith sometimes quotes them, but I don't know if they're less pretty all strung together, or for that matter more coherent if you get more than a sentence at a time.
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The Bible is very different when reading it than when being screamed at by preachers.

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Even not being screamed by preachers can't save the begats.
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Isabella I have a horrible confession to make. 

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Oh no! What is it?
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I enjoyed the begats.

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You have questionable taste.

I will have to examine myself for begats.
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I was a small child! My taste has improved!

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I'm even more bewildered that you enjoyed begats as a small child but at least I don't have to check my seams for them!
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It was--straightforward delivery of salient information. It could have been formatted better but it just didn't occur to me that there was anything wrong with it. 

Mind, this was in the interval between Mother's death and Father's remarriage, when we had a nanny, and the nanny refused to let us have any books that weren't "age appropriate" so I was somewhat starved for intelligent reading material.

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Intellectually starved into liking begats. You poor thing.
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My stepmother is terrible but fortunately when it comes to the day to day details of how Jaromira and I live our lives she tends more towards neglect than repression, even when we live in the same house as her.

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Ah, neglect. So useful in its way.

Renee (if this thing can type special characters idk how) isn't neglectful but she's scatterbrained, which isn't totally dissimilar.
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Should I be concerned?

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Eh, maybe someone should have been concerned when we were babies? It's been fine since we've been able to go into the cash drawer and go shopping. It's stuff like 'she forgets to buy salt', not 'she forgets she has kids and flies to Jamaica for a week'.
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As long as it works.

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Works fine.
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Good. Things should work out for you. 

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Thank you.
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You're fantastic.

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So're you.
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Thank you!

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You're welcome!
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I used to think books in which the protagonist does something stupid for romance were insipid but now I'm starting to empathize. 

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Please do not do stupid things. It will not enhance your romance.
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I'm not planning to, the scenarios in the books did seem rather contrived, but I can understand the temptation to, say, choose saving you over preventing a horde of poorly-mythologically-researched primeval beings ravage the earth.

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Don't do that either! If nothing else I have a family!

Why should they have to be well-researched? Why not iterate on creatures that are made up anyway?
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The thing is that if you're using mythological creatures you should probably know anything whatsoever about the original myth before slapping the name on a random monster. 

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How inaccurate are we talking, here, like, did they call something that is clearly a unicorn a "goblin"
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Not quite that bad--the specific instance I'm thinking of is Disney's Hercules, where in addition to making a satyr not have visible genitalia despite not wearing pants they portrayed the Titans as quasi-mindless monsters ravaging humanity for no apparent reason and Zeus just stepped in because he was Heroic.

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Oh, here I thought you were talking about some original fantasy novel, not somebody's attempt to directly adapt a myth.

I mean a satyr with pants would look really dumb and one with visible genitalia would not suit a Disney movie.
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He could have worn a kilt. Or they could have used literally anything other than a satyr.

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I didn't remember if the satyr was canonical to the myth.
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In the myth it was a centaur.

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That'd look even dumber in pants.
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Yes, but they are also known for any things besides being randy and priapic. 

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I had to look that up.

Wasn't it only one centaur who was known for things other than that? I mean, probably the same one, but
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In the original mythology, I think so, but somewhere along the line someone decided centaurs were cool and now they are child friendly in popular media. I can't say the same of satyrs.

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Has to start somewhere.
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On the one hand, you have a point, on the other hand, every other way that movie gives the finger to greek mythology.

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I haven't actually seen it. I think I've seen trailers. Are you telling me the Muses weren't black R&B singers?
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That I have no opinion on. However, the movie portrayed Hades as Satan and Hera as Hercules's mother, married to Zeus in an apparently completely non-dysfunctional relationship, and Pegasus was made out of clouds for Hercules instead of springing from the neck of Medusa when she was slain and being companion to Bellerophon, and the adorable will-they-or-won't-they love interest the movie gives Hercules is--at least in nomenclature--the same as Hercules's first wife in the mythos, who he slays along with their children in a fit of insanity. 

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Wow. I guess they thought an original movie with original pagan deities wouldn't sell?
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One presumes. 

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But the DVD should come with a nice D'Aulaire's to clear up any confusion.
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Maybe it does, I've only seen it on VHS.

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What's your favorite movie?
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Hard choice...I think I'd have to say Beauty and the Beast, honestly.

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I don't really have a favorite movie so I guess it wasn't a very fair question of me. If we're limiting ourselves to Disney I'd say Aladdin.
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We're not de jure limiting ourselves to Disney but the fact of the matter is that I haven't watched a lot of movies since I aged out of the period where Disney is about all grownups will let you see.

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We've been allowed to see PG-13 movies since we were like nine if Renee thought they had artistic merit.
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I expect Jaromira has seen more than I have.

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More of a movie buff?
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Apparently going to see movies with people is a common adolescent social activity.

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Which is weird, considering one isn't supposed to talk.
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I don't claim to understand the logic.

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Xander says the idea is then you have something to talk about in whatever time remains.
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I suppose. I would have asked Jaromira if I really cared about the answer.

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A waste of a text! I apologize.
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No, no; by all means err on the side of providing me with information.

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Good policy. At least if you only communicate it to a few people and not to green ink types.
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Green ink types?

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For some reason it's a term for crackpots who write to newspapers and stuff? I don't know why
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Hm. I might look into that. Anyway, yes, people who fail to be interesting at all should not give me unsolicited information, but ideally they shouldn't talk to me more than absolutely necessary. 

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Have you tried legible clothing that says that? For moments when you aren't doing magic.
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The school doesn't like it and I have to pick my battles with them.

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The sentiment or legible clothing?
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Legible clothing that conveys the sentiment. If I want to wear a shirt that says something completely innocuous, that's fine, and if I convey the sentiment verbally--not to a teacher, and not loudly enough to disrupt class--that's fine, but if I wear a shirt that says "you must be this smart to talk to me"--or politer versions, I checked--then I'm being "antisocial" apparently.

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Did you tell them that's the point?
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We had a quarrel about the meaning of the word "antisocial" and whether it was an inherently negative thing. They were unimpressed. 

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Oh well.
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I could have won if I really wanted to but I have higher priorities. Like leaving campus to see the world's best girlfriend.

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Who is it? I must meet her.
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I thought self-awareness was your forte. 

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:)
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<3

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<3
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I've been doing my style homework; the results are relatively subtle, but do you want to see anyway?

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Sure!
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Pictures are sent!

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You look exquisite.
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The fact that you think so pleases me almost as much as the fact that the magic thinks so.

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Only almost? I suppose I don't dispense magical abilities as a token of appreciation.
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Sadly this is not yet within the scope of your abilities.

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Yet? If you get magical enough to metamagic me into being able to do that I think it would probably kill people to look at you.
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I don't have any idea how I would accomplish this but I prefer not to limit the scope of my ambitions unnecessarily. 

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I support your ambition to become a basilisk.
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And the best part is that I could just switch to something safe when I wanted to be around people and only switch to the lethal outfit when I needed to perform sufficiently high-caliber magic!

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Only if you were able to memorize it or record it to sufficient fidelity that it didn't take all day to change into. I guess you could put a burka over it?
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Or something similar, yes.

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It'd be so tempting to look. I'd make a lousy Orpheus. And we'd have to hope there's a rule that you can't accidentally kill yourself just by inspecting your own starscape!
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Or I self-modified to be resistant to extreme beauty, with slightly less lethal amounts of magic.

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That would work too! Hopefully! Hypothetically! You know what I mean.
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I do! 

I shall not be too distraught if I only manage end-death levels of beauty. 

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That would be the most beautiful result of all no matter the thread count on your immaculately embroidered skirt.
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That is so true. Wise words, Isabella. 

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<3
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This is Jaromira, Katarzyna just smushed her face into a pillow and is making a high-pitched noise. I'm not sure what you said to prompt it but she mentioned you like praise so I thought you should know. 

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I do! It was a text heart.
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I imagine there's context.

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You can scroll up, it won't harm you.
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Better safe than sorry!

A moment later: 

You two are adorable, and I mean that in the most non-patronizing way possible. 

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Thank you.
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In my expert opinion it is the cuteness that is causing my sister to make noises. 

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I don't suppose you have a little tape recorder handy.
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Let me see what I can do.

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This does not urgently call for a reply. Isabella waits.

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After a few minutes: 

I can't figure out how to text a sound file, what's your email?

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Isabella sends it.

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Jaromira emails her a sound file of someone squeeing into a pillow. 

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Thank you.
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You're welcome!

I'm really glad Katarzyna has you.

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So am I!
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She's better off in ways that aren't just NRE or other standard relationship benefits; she...always knows intellectually that pulling a Norman Borlaug would be a good thing but you make it more attention-getting compared to, like, whatever interesting problem is right in front of her. 

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Good for me, I suppose? I had not considered this relationship benefit.
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She cares more. It's good for her.

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I'm glad.
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Have fun fixing the world together.

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We will!
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Maybe I can do your HR/PR for you, since my comparative advantage seems to be being a people person. 

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Maybe! I'm not sure we have a whole employee's worth of that lined up yet.
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But I'm not an employee, I'm a twin.

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Alex wants to be my stylist, but he's gonna need other clients to make a living!
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Yeah but Katarzyna and I are independently wealthy. My original planned career was 'poet' and you can't make a living at that either.

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Fair enough! You may assist us in a volunteer capacity.
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Wheeee, I'm helping!

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Isabella doesn't have a reply to that right away.

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Katarzyna eventually pulls herself out of the Pillow of Glee and starts looking up what you need to do in order to volunteer as a healer. 

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Tons of paperwork, powers testing, an observational period so you can avoid getting in anyone's way in the hospital unnecessarily.

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Can she do the paperwork online?

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Nope!

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Can she print it out?

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The link to download it is broken!

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Lovely. Where does she have to go to fill out this paperwork.

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Supposedly any hospital which participates in magical girl related programs will have copies.

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She looks up what local hospitals participate in magical girl related programs. Once she's filled out the oodles of paperwork where does she drop it off or mail it to or whatever. 

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The website doesn't say!

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She hisses something uncomplimentary under her breath and makes a note to ask at the hospital. 

The next day as soon as she can manage to get away she wings over to the nearest hospital on her list. 

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The hospital has a receptionist who is explaining in halting Spanish to a woman with two children where Pediatrics is.

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Katarzyna can wait. 

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Once the family has been shuffled off the receptionist makes eye contact with her.

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Smile, Katarzyna, it's a useful social lubricant. 

"Hello! I'm a magical girl and I'm looking for the paperwork to join a hospital volunteer program?"

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"Okay! You want Thaumo, it's in suite 421, elevator's that way."

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"Thank you!" She heads for the elevator and then suite 421.

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Suite 421 is between the injection clinic and the laboratory. The guy at the desk says, "Juanita?"

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"What?"

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"You're not Juanita, are you. - she tries out new faces a lot. What can I do for you?"

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"My name is Katarzyna Kozlov and I'm looking for the paperwork to join a magical girl volunteer program."

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"I've got that back here, one second." He hunts around for a bit, humming under his breath, and finally hands her a fat blue folder.

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She accepts it. "Where do I bring it once I'm done?"

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"Right back here!"

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"Thank you," she says, tucking the folder under her arm and heading back to the elevator. 

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"No problem!"

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She flies back to school and gets started on the mountain of paperwork. 

Got started on the volunteering process

she texts Isabella.

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Yeah, what's that like?
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Way too much paperwork that's way too much of a hassle to get your hands on.

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They give you a hard time about getting the papers??
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Not on purpose, but the download link was broken and I had to find out which hospitals would have it.

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Technical incompetence! Ironically not much easier to fix than malice!
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Alas. 

She spends the next few days filling out and returning the paperwork, and before too terribly long magical girl club rolls around again. 

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And her girlfriend is there!

Mercedes announces that she's organized a double club meeting with another school, and they all need permission slips to meet at the other school. "If it works out we'll take turns and they'll come here."

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"Oh, what's the other club like?"

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"They're like us. Just another high school in flying distance. Those of you who don't fly can get on bus 6 at the end of the day, get off at the last stop, and get within ten blocks of their meeting place."

"Did you go to a pro?" Gabrielle asks Katarzyna.

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"Yes!"

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"You look real good. Do you get a lot of boost?" Gabrielle says.

Mercedes coughs. "In our last poll people were against keeping order with sound muting but we can re-run that poll any time. Anyway. If this goes well and we establish something regular with our peers I may also want to organize something like mentorship with middle school and elementary aged magical girls. Thoughts on that?"

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To Gabrielle: "Yes, it's marvelous." 

To Mercedes: "Mentorship in what way?"

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"There are pamphlets aimed at those age groups," says Mercedes, "but they might still benefit from more mature and potentially more experienced girls to talk to about their mods, aesthetics, career prospects, that sort of thing."

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She considers arguing but decides that since she wants to interact with more rather than less magical girls this would be counter to her interests. "Alright."

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"Kind of a big sister little sister thing?" says Natalie.

"Yes, exactly," says Mercedes. "Questions about sister-group plans? Everybody take a permission slip for meeting off campus next week." She hands them out.

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Katarzyna takes one. Getting it signed will be...interesting...but it should be doable. 

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"Now I'm sure everyone's dying to hear about Katarzyna's stylist experience," says Mercedes.

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Oh crap. 

"I'm not a very good storyteller, but I got permission to record the session. Anyone who wants to give me their email address can see for themselves."

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"That seems worth screening during club," says Mercedes, "at least the highlights, can you bring the tape in two weeks?"

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"Sure." She will do an awful lot to avoid impromptu public speaking!

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"Can you give a quick summary?" Mercedes says. "Five minutes."

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...Okay. She can do that. 

Her summary is...more dry and technical than most teenage girls would probably prefer. 

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They listen anyway, but Mercedes cuts her off at about four and a half, and then it's Brooklyn's turn to give a presentation, which is on the subtleties of skin repigmentation vs. tattoos vs. makeup ways to get skin designs.

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This is an interesting topic! Katarzyna takes notes. 

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Skin repigmentation carries point value (but not much) and the other two don't. Makeup can smudge easily, but can get effects that can't be straightforwardly managed with tattoos alone, such as gloss and the cool magnetic nail polish thing which with this one weird trick can be applied to non-nail surfaces that don't have to bend or stretch much. Tattoos are ideal for any situation where they'll serve but can smudge or stretch if left unattended for a long time - not something that newish magical girls constantly updating their looks run into, but it happens with older ones.

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That makes sense! Katarzyna makes a note to periodically check tatoos for smudging or stretching. 

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When Brooklyn is done everyone gets to the appropriate form of exercise for their body plan!

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Flying continues to be great!!! Especially flying with Isabella!!!!!

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Yup! "What kinds of things are on the odious paperwork?"

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"Power stuff, hours availability, waivers..."

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"I guess they probably don't have a lot of room to trim it down."

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"Most likely. On the other hand, filling out a mildly obnoxious amount of forms with clear unambiguous answers is still less difficult and unpleasant than conducting an interview with someone who's judging me based on social signals that go over my head."

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"Are you sure they don't have a step that's that?"

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"No."

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"Well, good luck."

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"Thank you. If I have to sit through an interview I will manage."

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"I might want to do hospital volunteering at some point too but it'd probably have to be an enormous hospital to use me, I'm only even potentially handy in very specific situations."

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"Enormous hospitals do exist."

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"Yeah. Might need to be in an enormous city though."

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"Phoenix isn't small but I take your point."

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"I think I might be good at cancer so I probably want some very classy cancer hospital where people come in from out of state with their various cancers."

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"Oooh."

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"I'm not sure how good I am at cancer, because I don't know if stopping a cancer kills it or just prevents it from progressing, but I probably at least combine well with all the conventional cancer-killing solutions."

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"I imagine. I wonder if you can stop a chemo patient's hair from falling out."

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"I doubt that. It's not falling out because something accelerates it away from the scalp, it's falling out because the follicles are dying or something."

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"I don't think it's follicles dying? But I could be wrong and you're probably right either way."

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"Also, I can only stop one thing at a time so unless I make the real big bucks doing this probably any cancer patient employing my services would rather I concentrate on their tumors."

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"One imagines. I was mostly joking."

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"Ah, sorry, didn't catch it."

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"Don't worry, I have a marvelous deadpan."

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"There's probably a biokinetic somewhere who can do hair but I bet she's real expensive."

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"And hair grafts are mundanely possible."

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"But so much more invasive and the results aren't as good. Also probably likewise expensive."

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"True, but until and unless de-aging or inducing starscaping is solved people shall have to make do."

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"Alas. More alas for other reasons than people's hair, but still."

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"Still! Even if my powers fail to be sufficiently metamagical that doesn't mean no one will manage it, and I still have high hopes."

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"Maybe we'll find out why magical girls are a thing in the first place! Although I've heard some people think they existed before the historical record suggests and that they just died of it for some environmental reason as soon as they starscaped and it folded in with all the child mortality."

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"Huh, fascinating thought--what environmental reason, though--Isabella I think you might have accidentally nerdsniped me."

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"Oh no! I don't think it's credible that there's an environmental reason that would have stopped being a factor everywhere on the planet in the same month."

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"Not a mundane one, but if it were something magical that we haven't noticed..."

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"I suppose, but that introduces strictly more complexity than magical girls being a thing at all."

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"True. I'm going to stop hypothesizing in the absence of fact, this can be a research project."

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"Have fun!"

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"Thank you, I will!"

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"Anything fun in school or does it all pale in comparison to crackpot origin of magic theories?"

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"I like my science class. And English makes Jaromira happy and I like seeing her happy."

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"Are you allowed visitors on your campus? Should I come by sometime?"

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"Yes, and certainly if you want to!"

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"Are there specified times?"

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"From after classes adjourn until curfew."

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"Which is when?"

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"Oh, right, sorry--three-ten to eight."

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"Maybe I'll come by tomorrow. How do I find you?"

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"My room number is 503. I'm usually either there or in the library."

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Isabella writes the number on her hand.

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Eee. "I can make you a map when we get back to the ground, if you want."

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"Sure."

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"On a related note, I thought of a less-low-hanging-fruit way of making money as a magical girl."

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"What is it?"

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"Large white petals with art on them."

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"Ooh. You could also do, what's it called, scrimshaw!"

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"--Oh, yes, excellent thought."

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"It's probably being done but I haven't heard of it yet."

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"Probably--for that matter, nacre jewelry."

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"That I've heard of."

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"If Jaromira starscapes she's going to have so much fun with that kind of thing."

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"She can have a little stand where she sells things downtown."

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"It will be adorable."

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"She can do art fairs too!"

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"She will be mildly put out that thaumosexuality makes it harder to use this ability to flirt extravagantly."

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"I imagine it's possible to do it even so, but maybe less fun."

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"I'm sure she'll figure something out if it comes up."

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Eeeeeeeee. 

Katarzyna hasn't bought new stardarters yet so she'll have to use the outdated ones for now. 

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Plink plink plink.

Eventually club ends and girls disperse.

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"Do you want to do something while my absence from school grounds is semi-licit?"

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"Have something in mind?"

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"I have several possibilities in mind depending on your preferences. How do you feel about museums?"

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"I like museums by and large! If your museum of choice is, I don't know, some kind of war museum displaying principally various models of gun, that might not be entertaining."

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Snort. "No. I was thinking more along the lines of the Arizona Science Center."

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"That sounds lovely."

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Eeeeee. 

Katarzyna totally knows which way the science center is from there, having looked it up. She takes off. 

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And Isabella chases her.

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Eeeee air chasing everything about being a magical girl is great.

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Wheeeeee!

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Wheeeeee. 

And then they land in front of the museum and Katarzyna pays their admission. 

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"I've been here before but it was years ago."

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"I usually come every few months or so."

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"Do the exhibits change that much?"

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"No, I just like it. Often I simply read books. Father bought me a membership, so individual visits don't trade off against anything."

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"Oh, that makes sense."

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She beams at her. 

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"So I bet you know what all the best stuff is."

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"I do!" 

She will gleefully show Isabella All The Best Stuff. 

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It is delightful!

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Isabella is delightful.

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So is Katarzyna!

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It is a really good thing Katarzyna knows these exhibits so well. It means she can talk about them intelligently while most of her attention is focused on how excellent Isabella is. 

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A lovely combination. Perhaps they should hold hands while they muse.

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!!!Handholding!!!

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"You're cute," accuses Isabella.

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--She ducks her head and giggles. "I think I haven't been called that since I was young enough to automatically qualify."

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"Well, maybe you are not usually in circumstances that cause you to show off your cute."

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"That sounds entirely plausible."

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"When I visit you at school no one will recognize you, you will be too cute."

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"Who is this strange blonde magical girl and how did she get on campus?"

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"And why did she steal Katarzyna's student ID?"

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"And her outfit? And--gasp!--her girlfriend!"

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"And why is the girlfriend going along with this? Oh no!"

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"Clearly the most nefarious of plots."

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"Why would someone impersonate you?"

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"To get at Father's money, probably."

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"I suppose that is the obvious thing, isn't it. Not especially cinematic."

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"Trying to steal my girlfriend would be the cinematic thing."

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"Then I have to spend most of the movie duped, how unfortunate."

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"Or you are pretending to be duped because you need their cooperation to rescue me."

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"That works. Lights camera action."

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"My hero!"

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"I saved you already? That was fast!"

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"No, not yet. I simply have absolute faith in you."

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"I'll do my best."

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"I'm certain you're more than clever enough to outwit someone who thinks deceiving you is a good way to win your affections."

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"They could be clever and just operating on inadequate data!"

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"An information advantage is also not to be discounted."

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"Legit." Smooch.

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Eee smooch. Katarzyna is not going to swoon no matter how swoonworthy smooching Isabella is. 

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Then she will remain conscious to enjoy further iterations of smooch.

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Isabella is so good. So are these science exhibits, which Katarzyna will gleefully expound upon for as long as Isabella wishes. 

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Isabella is happy to hear about science till the places closes.

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Magnificent.

"Dinner?" Katarzyna asks after closing. 

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"Sounds good. What are you in the mood for?"

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"I think you mentioned something about holes in the walls?"

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"Yeah. You want Greek? I know a Greek wallhole."

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"Ooh. I love Greek. Tzatziki sauce is a true sign of civilization."

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"They have that!" Isabella pecks her on the cheek and launches into the air.

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Eee flying! It never gets old. 

Ooh is that the Greek place?

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Yes it is! It is called Gyro Hero and it has a lot of appetizers and a lot of wraps and pitas available.

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Oooh. Katarzyna wants falafel and a lamb gyro and lots of tzatziki sauce. 

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Isabella gets souvlaki and baba ganoush with pita.

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"Oh, this is marvelous," Katarzyna sighs after the first bite. 

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"I have heard rumors that it may be a front organization for some manner of crime," Isabella whispers.

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"It's possible I should be less okay with that than I am, but this falafel is hard to argue with."

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"Most restaurants about which this is said probably aren't actually."

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"Fair! The human imagination is a prolific thing."

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"Also, if it were that easy to identify a front restaurant it wouldn't be a good idea to start one."

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"I'm not aware of a major organized crime problem in Phoenix but my understanding of how conspicuous organized crime is may have been calibrated in part by the Pokémon franchise."

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"What's organized crime like in Pokemon?"

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"Uniformed, conspicuous, theft-oriented, and easily defeated by a ten year old with some pets. I only played one game through but Alex watched the TV show for a while."

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"That does not sound like what I know of organized crime."

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"Me either! Maybe Japanese crime is like that."

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"I think I read somewhere that in Japan tattoos are strongly linked to organized crime."

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"Don't remember tattoos featuring."

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"How concealing was their clothing?"

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"Pretty darn, so maybe they were hiding some ink."

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"I think the tattoos are mostly on their backs and arms but don't quote me."

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"So we wouldn't have seen them. Perhaps this innocent children's franchise with its harmless organized crime is hiding a dark secret... nonmagical body modification."

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"Gasp! Far too shocking for tender little eyes."

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"I wonder what happens if magical girls join gangs. Like, tattoos kind of lose all their usual messaging potential on a magical girl."

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"I have no idea."

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"I guess it probably doesn't happen much, girls in gangs are rare anyway and we have decent career prospects."

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"Yes...I wouldn't be surprised if it ever happened but it seems unlikely to have happened often enough that there's a specific thing that happens instead of just special-casing it whenever it comes up."

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"Yeah, probably too infrequent for there to be anything like established gang policy as opposed to 'that's Tess, she's covered in spines and she'll break your knees if you don't pay us back'."

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"Indeed. For that matter, magical girl powers are sufficiently diverse that an established policy might be counterproductive--for example, the Tesses of the world may be best as enforcers, but someone with the right healing or ice power could be useful in collecting repayment in the form of internal organs."

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"Who even takes those and puts them in people, doctors make a lot of money going legit - is it med school dropouts? Ones who lost their licenses for screwing patients?"

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"I think the answer is that the organs are sold to people on waiting lists and laundered through legitimate-looking organ sourcing methods and the doctors themselves are either legit or corrupt and trying not to get caught while also performing their legit job, but this information comes through mystery fiction so I take it with a grain of salt."

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"Oh, that's a plausible explanation."

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"Another possible source of custom is people who flunked out of med school but have enough knowhow to look better than nothing to desperate people."

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"I wonder what legit med school dropouts do."

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"Study something else, I expect, likely related--I don't know what the certification requirements are for EMTs, but that's one possibility."

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"Or nursing, but I hear the skills are way different - guess that's a selling point for a dropout -"

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"I know just enough about nurses to respect the hell out of them."

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"Well, the ones who are any good, anyway."

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"That caveat generally applies."

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"True enough."

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"But nurses have an extremely demanding and vital task, for which they get a small fraction of the acclaim doctors receive."

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"And of course only some doctors are any good likewise."

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"Exactly. And people who have no business being in the medical profession seem much more likely to want to become doctors than nurses."

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"You think? I haven't noticed a trend."

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"It pays well and is prestigious. It seems logical."

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"It's also a longer course of study and it involves a lot of debt and academics."

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"True. Perhaps not, then."

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"It wouldn't surprise me if they attracted different kinds of lousy people, though."

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"That I strongly suspect."

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"Some teenager my dad took in for graffiti once told him 'high school bullies become nurses if they're girls and cops if they're guys', he was just trying to needle my dad and that's not how my dad got into the profession but it seems like it probably has anything truthlike to it."

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"Oh dear. That I have very little insight on, but it does sound concerning."

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"I'm not sure how many of each there are so I don't know if it would be even theoretically feasible to fill out their ranks exclusively with high school bullies."

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"Yes...the police have a worse reputation than nurses, but then their job description is more explicitly violent..."

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"Yeah, and more of their interactions in general are adversarial. There's probably nurses who are nice as long as their patients take their meds and don't make inconvenient requests at three a.m. or whatever."

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"Well, that certainly puts a strong limit on how nice they are."

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"Maybe some of them only work on patients in comas! They'd seem perfectly nice to external observation."

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"I don't think that's a valid nursing specialty but I'm not sure."

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"I don't know either. It seems like it'd be a natural category but I could be wrong."

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"Even if it's a natural category, if a hospital doesn't have enough catatonic people to occupy a nurse full-time they most likely wouldn't have a nurse just for catatonic people."

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"Yeah, makes sense, though I wonder what they combine them with, what wing do coma patients hang out in?"

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"I don't know off the top of my head but that one seems amenable to research." She takes out her phone and checks. "ICU."

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"Huh, I think of coma as being a pretty non-frantic state, but maybe it makes more sense than I'm thinking. I suppose it's possible the media portrayal of coma as sleeping for many years and then waking up fine is likely erroneous."

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"Oh, I know this one--yes, it's definitely erroneous. Coma patients aren't in critical condition like some of the sets of people in ICUs, but they still require large amounts of care--you have to move them to avoid bedsores, and eating and voiding are complicated matters, for example."

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"Makes sense."

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"And even with the best care available their muscles tend to atrophy badly."

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"How fast does that happen?"

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"That, I'm not sure about."

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"One hears about people being put on bed rest, presumably that's also bad - maybe if you're not breathing by machine and sometimes picking up a fork and shifting your feet around that helps at all?"

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"Yes, any kind of voluntary movement at all is better than none...but I think the bedsores thing might extend to people on extended bedrest, too."

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"Even if they can roll themselves over?"

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"I'm not sure."

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"I guess a lot of bedrest conditions are ones where you cannot do that."

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"Baklava?" Isabella asks, glancing at their empty plates.

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"Sure."

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They split a baklava. It's yummy. Subsequent kisses are honey-flavored.

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Mmmmyes. 

"The greek habit of flavoring things with honey is magnificent--have you had loukoumades?"

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"I haven't unless they have an Americanized name I'd know them by!"

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"Honey puffs."

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"How do you puff honey?"

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"You don't, you puff dough and then soak it in honey."

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"That does sound good. I wonder if Greeks get tired of honey or if it just tastes like how sweet things are? Or, for 'Greeks' read 'Greeks prior to the global economy', I imagine now they have access to white sugar."

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"I imagine that when one only has the one source of sweetness it just tastes like sweetness. I don't think ancient Greece had maple trees or sugar beets, and I know sugarcane doesn't grow in that climate."

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"You know the thing about how abolitionists used to grow maple trees? So they wouldn't need cane sugar."

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"I did not know that! It makes perfect sense, though."

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"I'm actually not sure you can get that much maple sugar out of one symbolic tree planted in your yard but maybe they just ate way less dessert than we do today."

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"I think most people historically ate way less dessert than we do today."

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"Poor prior generations, all the infant mortality and none of the dessert."

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"The past was an unpleasant place to live."

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"Yup. I wonder what'll stand out about today in five hundred years? I guess there are more and less optimistic answers to that."

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"Factory farms."

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"I mean, one way for there to be more and less optimistic answers is that they might or might not improve along all axes that exist."

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"We already have vegetarians, I truly hope it doesn't take us five hundred years to solve factory farming."

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"It probably won't. I'm more worried about things that aren't obvious to anyone now, though, I wonder what they are and if I'd think they were stupid or not if I heard them."

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"I've read fiction that postulated aliens supposedly more socially advanced than us who found various things about humanity horrifying and/or primitive; some of them sounded plausible, others...not."

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"What are the best of?"

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"Best plausible--wars, schools having different levels of quality instead of every child getting the very best. Most implausible--privacy, government-as-opposed-to-anarchocapitalism."

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"I don't recall personally having seen them done well in fiction, but I can imagine aliens who don't care for privacy or governments."

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"In a sauce-for-the-goose-is-not-sauce-for-the-gander kind of way, I can see aliens with different psychology being harmed by the habit of obscuring absolutely everything, but can you imagine an Earth that was one step down from a hive mind?"

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"The point is that the aliens are not from Earth, isn't it? They don't have to exclusively be horrified things that would be biologically plausible or reasonable for humans to jettison."

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"Well, true enough. But when the author frames things in such a way that the narrative is clearly portraying the aliens as objectively correct..."

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"Yeah, that's dumb - for one thing it undersells the diversity of human experience and probably the diversity of alien experience too - and for another there's a huge gulf between 'the aliens have a point' and 'there's definitely no good reasons humans wound up making this compromise and not that one'."

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"Indeed. Of course, I can't say I'm surprised; it's quite a logical consequence of a combination of typical-minding and a superiority complex."

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"A superiority complex?"

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"If you believe yourself to be superior to those around you it seems to follow that your beliefs would be superior where they differ." 

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"Isn't that just kind of how having beliefs at all works?"

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"Perhaps 'preferences' would have been a more appropriate term, there." 

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"Maybe. I think my preferences more substantive than preferring to have baklava for dessert are correct, though..."

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"But not necessarily applicable to the whole of society. Some people learn in different ways, for example." 

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"I prefer people learn in effective ways!"

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"I hope all my preferences are on the right meta level."

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"You are much too thoughtfully introspective to casually fall down the hole that this particular mistake lies waiting at the bottom of." 

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"Thank you."

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"I am merely observing empirical reality." 

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"And I'd be disappointed if you didn't do that! So thank you."

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"You're very welcome. I am an immaculately discerning judge of what empirical reality to report." 

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"I empirically report that alas the baklava is gone."

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"Hmmm." She swipes a finger across the baklava dish and sucks the honey off. "You appear to be correct. Thus our ability to report empirical reality even when it disaligns with our preferences is confirmed." 

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"I don't think I actually have room for more anyway."

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"Hmm. Perhaps testing of that particular skill shall wait for another day, then. I'm in no hurry; it's much more convenient when empirical reality lines up with my preferences." 

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"I've noticed something like that but about mine, what a coincidence."

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"Conveniently your preferences are eminently compatible with everyone's well-being." 

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That calls for smooches, a preference that is probably compatible with Katarzyna's well-being.

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It is eminently compatible with Katarzyna's well-being, not to mention her being blissfully happy and making soft noises to that effect.