This door was supposed to lead to the hall closet with the cleaning supplies, but Bella doesn't see any good way to mop up spilled soup from the kitchen floor. "Extraplanar studies students," she mutters, stomping into the bar in her nice useful boots. If she takes notes on this place she can probably get extra credit somewhere for it. She goes up to the bar, and notes the lack of bartender. Maybe they stepped out for a minute.
It has to be magic. Darren is extremely excited about magic. In about two seconds, he looks equivalent to a kid in a candy store, despite being in high school.
He steps inside and looks around, grinning madly.
"...Uh, yes? To the species thing; there's either five or eight continents depending on how you count some of them. Does yours not have non-human people? I can't decide if that sounds boring or like a really convenient solution to racial tensions. ...Do you not have non-human living things, what do you eat, just conjured food or do you get by on rings of sustenance?"
And, because he has room in here - he shifts to fullform. Then he is a grey-blue winged deer. "See? Totally harmless," he says. "Not a dragon at all, in fact. And yet, I look like a creature to be hunted or eaten. So it's possible people might get confused about my personhood status."
"I only know high-school level arcana so far," says Bella. "And I'm not even majoring in it, so I couldn't tell you much more if you'd caught me with a college diploma in hand. And I know no divine magic at all. Why won't anybody teach you magic? They could, you know, charge tuition, it's a racket."
"It's kind of frustrating, yeah. I am teaching myself magic, and plan to publish things once I'm any good. So there's more to go off of than, 'Don't ever do magic ever, not even if you require it to make the items that let you go outside in public with opposable thumbs, and the knowledge to make more has been lost.'"
"Uh, well, there's lots and lots of sapient species, but as far as I know none of them are winged deer. And there's lots of specialties of magic, but again, I only know high school level arcana and nothing about divine magic - I can tell you that at least those two things are both magic as opposed to, say, subtle arts, which technically aren't. Annnnd dragons aren't extinct? What do you want to know?" Pause. "I haven't introduced myself, I'm Bella."
"Uhh... Large-scale transportation, at least where I live, in the form of cars. Metal vehicles that run by technology and powered by refined oil. We have - television, basically broadcasted moving pictures with sound attached, and the internet, which is really hard to explain."
"The universe, as a whole, can decide to be shy or squish you based on being annoyed at you - experimenting on it," says Darren, staring. "It does not stay still, and systematic logic is - bad. That's - quite possibly the most terrible thing I've ever heard of. Ever."
"Not necessarily as a whole. It is also a bad idea to screw around with gods and dragons and so on, because they can also squish you," cautions Bella. "But yeah. I mean, we can do some things that would have seemed like science fantasy a century ago? But not proper science."
"There are some relatively shy gods whose existence is controversial - nobody's heard directly from Khersis in a long time, people sometimes don't even bother to put the divine letter in 'Anankha' - but whether there are any isn't in question. There's nymphs and clerics and paladins and the gods themselves making it very plain."
"I don't know how I'd do that - I'm tempted, this sounds like the start of an escapist sci-fan novel, ordinary college student finds a door to a science world and adventures with - with replication studies and empirical testing ensue, but - I don't know. For all I know I'd just - bring it with me."
"I don't know. I don't know what this place is, or why it was in my closet or your library, and even if it is as stunningly well-behaved as I can imagine, my parents don't live near campus and it would take a while for them to respond to an urgent request that they come visit me, and they probably wouldn't show up at the same time."
"What can you tell us about how - evacuating me and possibly my parents to the science world would go?" Bella asks the bar.
If he holds the door for you, you may enter his world, and vice versa. The doors do not persist in the same places between uses, however, and I don't control when or where they reappear, so when you've left I cannot guarantee more chances.
"That rules out getting my parents, probably, I don't have a pocket mirror and I doubt I can get away with sitting in the hallway holding the closet door open while I wait for my parents to get all the way to MU anyway... and what about the science thing?"
I am afraid I have no special expertise on whether that will remain attached to you if you leave your home.
Bella sighs.
"Well - I say it's not magic because it doesn't ping magic-detection spells. It otherwise works a whole lot like a kind of magic. I can tell that you are a mind - so even if I just unexpectedly encountered you in deer form in the woods and you didn't say anything, I'd know you were a person - and if I try, I can - do things with that fact. But I'm not going to unless you want me to or attack me or something. And I can defend against other subtle artists who try to do things to me, and supposedly if I work really hard at it I have a little teekay potential I can train up. When I'm out of school I'm going to be a mental healer."
"Ehhh. Lots of contradictory stuff. Witches, wizards, oracles, rune-casters, sorcerers, arcanists, occultists, warlocks, shamans - it's really annoying, actually. This is what happens when you don't have a centralized school for magic, people call themselves all sorts of things."
"Well, the entire magic system's based around drawing runes. That's why I compared it to chemistry - each rune's similar to an element on the periodic table, and if you put them together in a certain configuration with certain sizes of 'element' you get a desired result. Or, if you're not careful, an undesired one."
"... Right, right, um - sorry, it's - easy to forget, I'm really used to being from a science world. You have a rune that does several types of things, but there's only one result from it that you want. So you combine it with other runes to cancel out the effects that you don't want, and then more runes to cancel out those effects, and it's - a giant puzzle."
"I really do only have high school level understanding of arcana. I'm not - at all competent to teach the stuff. I mean, I can list common enchanted things? We have televisions and mirrors and crystal balls and golems and - oh, these boots are magic, they make me less clumsy. They aren't quite expensive enough to make me actually graceful, but they do a solid amount of less clumsy."
"It's - there's - it's a game, a literal game, with dice and little figurines and obsessive maps. There are lots of different species and different types of magic and gods are running around changing the fabric of reality. It wasn't - it didn't say, 'No science allowed' but. It's - kind of similar."
"Yeah, that would be terrible. I don't even get why doing evil things seems like an intelligent course of action. I mean, something like - embezzling, that I can get. I don't support it, but I understand the why. But just randomly being evil? Don't understand it at all."
"If I needed to eat human livers to survive I would go politely inform a government of my liver-eating status, and eat the livers of inmates on death row or hit up spare livers from organ donors or something. And then I would encourage organ donors to be more common so that I could one, get more potential livers, and two, convince people do donate organs because it saves lives."
"That'd be nice. But the bar said we can't expect to find doors again. I'm probably going to stay here for a while, I have cash on me for nibbles from the bar and it's Friday afternoon and I can skip the one class I have between now and Monday, it's just Basic Knife. But that's it."
"Uh, most of those, I don't know what French is and obviously we don't do Science. I'm in college now so I'm doing Basic Knife for my weapons requirement and a lot of subtle arts mostly. In high school there was more of a mix. I took an etherscaping elective, last year of it."
"I picked Basic Knife in particular because I'm not going to be doing any serious weapon work, I'm not on the skirmish team or gladiating in my spare time and I'm not a delving or combat major and I don't leave the warded paths at night, but I think the ostensible rationale is that if they're going to require us to carry weapons everywhere we go, we ought to know which end is sharp."