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The city is called Phoenix, Arizona. These are overlapping political jurisdictions; Phoenix a subunit of Arizona, Arizona itself a subunit of the USA, the latter an abbreviation - humans communicate by making sounds with fibers in their throat, which is slow, so they have abbreviation as a standard feature of communication - for the United States of America, a sort of governing entity that stretches across this continent. That much they can determine without talking to any humans. For more than that - for all the details they will need to win this war - they will have to talk to humans, and so they will have to abduct some.

 

They are excruciatingly careful not to pick up any Controllers, or anyone who has people in their household who are Controllers, and they try not to pick up anybody who will swiftly be missed. They get two dozen; enough everyone can acquire human morphs that express the full range of human phenotypes, enough that it is probable that at least one or two will be cooperative, not enough that they are running much significant risk of exposure, and not enough that if this turns out disastrous and they have to quietly kill them all it will be immediately obvious that there were Andalites present here.

 

He cannot imagine what would transpire that would make that necessary, but this war effort has been a series of catastrophes and failures of contingency plans and failures to make contingency plans, so he has prepared for the possibility he needs to execute a few dozen innocent people. He's dreading it, and rather dwelling on it, despite assigning its necessity a very low probability. (They have already checked whether memory drugs work on humans; they do. What else could go wrong? But he'd asked himself that question before to be unpleasantly surprised...)

He's watched them for three days, he is fond of them all. But there are six billion people on this world he would like just as well, if he'd had the chance to meet them. 

 

Humans bear live young, and he has one young human here, whose parents were intoxicated and spent the necessary three days of observation mostly injecting substances into their bloodstream and yelling at the young human. He should be able to return all three of those home without incident, or replace them without arousing suspicion. He also has two elderly humans who did not get any visitors over the observation period and similarly won't be missed. 

The rest they can't keep for more than the eight-hour human dormancy period without arousing suspicion: eight male and seven female human adults, some coupled and some living alone, all in the same apartment complex that can at need catch fire, two adolescent human boys and two adolescent human girls who travel to the human academy in vehicles that crash not infrequently.

Humans don't vary much in phenotype; they can change out their outer skins for ones in a bewildering array of colors, and their inner skins come in varying shades, all of which are represented in his sample, but they all have two legs and two eyes and the same approximate face shape. He samples them and tries a few different mixes and arrives at a human phenotype he finds satisfactory. He morphs. He practices walking around on two feet. He practices making facial expressions.

 

And he waits for them to wake up. 

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One of the adolescent girls wakes up almost as soon as her trance wears off. She makes a bewildered noise and pats the grass on the floor of her cell.

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He has a human form! He goes in to talk to the human.

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"Okay so lucid dreams are supposed to be like controllable but I was going for pizza not 'underwear model between underwears'. Do you like, have pizza."

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<No. If you would instruct me in acquiring some I would be delighted to provide pizza. What is pizza.>

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"It's... a... food? You get it from Spinato's, except you should probably get, like, dream pizza, instead."

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<I am going to need you to disambiguate steps more than that. Imagine you were explaining to a small juvenile how to acquire pizza.>

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"I super do not want to imagine you as a small juvenile, wow."

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<...I can take on a juvenile form, if that helps.>

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"This is a really weird dream. Why is this dream so weird when I know it's a dream, I'm supposed to be able to fly and stuff."

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<I think some of your assumptions might be erroneous but I am not sure which ones, we have not been able to risk much contact with humans yet. What is a dream? Can all humans fly? We have not observed any humans flying, why is that?>

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"Am I awake?"

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<Yes, you are.>

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"Uh, in that case oh my god put some clothes on."

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<Can you explain what clothes are and where or how they can be acquired. And how to 'put them on', if that is not obvious once they are in our possession.>

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"Did you like also abduct my sister I want my sister please."

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<Is your sister the human juvenile female who was in your company ->

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"Yes that's her I want her now please."

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<Can someone please awaken the second adolescent human female and escort her here, please.>

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<Gotcha.> 

 

He doesn't think he could stay balanced if he prodded the sleeping human female with a foot, so he tries lowering his center of balance by bending his remaining knees and then poking her with a hand. <Hey, human? Wake up.>

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"Where am I."

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<You are aboard an Andalite spaceship. I am an Andalite. We apologize for the distress this undoubtedly has caused you but the situation was pressing enough to warrant it. Your sister requested you; I am to escort you to her.>

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The human gets up.

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The human gets an escort down an unremarkable hallway to another room. He doesn't think he can bow in this form without overbalancing so he jerks his head at Matirin. <The other human adolescent female.>

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<Yes, I gathered.> And to the other human adolescent female, <I have been asked to acquire pizza and clothes but require a more - granular - explanation of what those are and how to acquire them than your sister was able to provide.>

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"...Andi? You okay?"

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"I thought I was dreaming till like just now and, you know, hold the pizza."

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"Pizza will be unnecessary," the second human tells Matirin. "Clothes are - textile adornment humans habitually wear and going without them is irregular in our part of the world."

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<Thank you. How are they typically acquired?>

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"You'd normally go to a store and buy them but if you attempt to go into a store without already wearing some you will be arrested and it seems unlikely that you understand the human monetary system any more than you understand clothes, come to think of it." She sits on the grass next to her sister and squeezes her hand.

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<We don't have any of your currency. We can steal some or acquire some legitimately; among the things we desired to discuss with you were the most inconspicuous avenues of acquiring currency. Before I get to that I imagine you have some questions.>

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"Is explaining human things all you wanted us for?"

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<And biological samples, which we have already acquired.>

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"What kind of biological samples for what purpose?"

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<We can shapeshift. This is not our natural form. The morphing technology allows us to take the form of any species whose biology is sufficiently similar to the type the morphing technology was designed for. We need human forms to operate on Earth.>

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"...you don't look like us in particular."

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<We sampled from two dozen humans and created forms from a weighted combination of phenotypes, so that we each look distinct from each other and do not look particularly similar to any of the people we sampled from. I could look exactly like you if I desired.>

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"Please don't do that."

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<On my home world it is considered very objectionable. We would as much as possible prefer to avoid stepping on similar cultural taboos here. That is part of why we are consulting you.>

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"How long do you expect to keep us and what happens when you're done?"

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<It is my hope and expectation that we can get all of the information we need tonight. You will wake up in the morning safe and with no recollection of any of this.>

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"That," she says, "is very objectionable."

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<Thank you for telling me. I will keep that in mind for future operations on this planet.>

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"But no joy on letting us go without deleting our memories?"

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<I will explain the situation and if you happen to think of an alternate solution that satisfies our strategic objectives I will consider it.>

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"What might your strategic objectives be, then?"

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<My people are at war with another alien species secretly present on Earth, called the Yeerks.> He spits the word, and sends an accompanying mental image - sluglike creature, with tendrils like some sea cucumber, swirling and writhing - <Yeerks are a parasitic species. They access and take over the brains of host species. This grants them complete access to the memory, thoughts, personality, and abilities of the person they have taken control of. The original person remains conscious but unable to act or move. They cannot even think without the knowledge of the Yeerk infesting them. 

Yeerks are attempting a stealth takeover of your world. They do not know that we are here. They cannot know that we are here.>

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Hugs.

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<I am sorry. Should I soften the delivery for future conversations of this nature.>

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"You kinda hit one of Bella's, like, phobias?"

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<It is a very comprehensible phobia.>

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"What's your strategy for stealth warfare, then."

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<Depends very much on what we learn about this world.>

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"And you think you can learn enough about it overnight? Are you conducting lots of interviews in parallel and do you have some plan to avoid getting sidetracked by strategically irrelevant information on pizza?"

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<We are conducting lots of interviews in parallel and since the operations will almost certainly involve convincingly passing as human at some point, pizza may not be irrelevant. I have the substantive questions when you are ready to think about them, but we have used only twenty-seven minutes of the eight of your Earth hours allotted for this interview.>

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She takes a deep breath. "How's the telepathy thing you're doing work."

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<It is how we communicate in our natural state. It also works in morph. I tried speaking aloud in this form but found it required a great deal of practice to make myself intelligible. I expect we will be capable of mimicking the human form of sound-speech after a few days of practice with it.>

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"Is it doing anything other than the obvious."

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<No. I have a mind-reading morph available to me but I have never used it and would not, except under very extreme circumstances, and you would know because I would be a yellow frog-like creature.>

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"...I see." Deep breath. "Besides a nightmarish description do you have any evidence that Yeerks exist as described."

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<A great deal, but given the gulf between our capabilities and yours none that you should be confident I could not fabricate.>

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"So stealth that they haven't left any signs I might have previously noticed?"

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<That is among the questions I am going to ask when we get to that point. I am not sure how they would manifest but a sudden rise in unexplained disappearances or fatal multiple-casualty accidents and a drop in other crime would be one plausible manifestation - new government identification programs or mandatory evaluations for fitness for military service, if they've gotten that far...>

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"How long have they been here?"

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<We are not sure. At minimum two of your years, at maximum ten.>

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"No such programs or accident spikes in that time."

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<That is a good sign. It does mean I cannot prove to you that Yeerks exist, but if you will entertain the premise for the next eight hours ->

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"...to then be thrown back obliviously into the pool of victims?"

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<What are your proposed alternatives?>

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"I don't know enough about your resource constraints and likely approach going forward but how about not that."

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<My objective is to minimize the number of humans enslaved by Yeerks, not to ensure that you particularly are not among them. It is plausible that with enough information about your world and how best to conduct our war I can find a better solution for you.>

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"What've you got to work with and what do the Yeerks have going for them besides their slimy little selves?"

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<The former is need-to-know and you don't. The Yeerks have -> and he gestures at the wall, which comes to life - <Blade ship, Pool ship with probably half a million hostless Yeerks on board and an infested crew of around ten thousand, two major species of host besides humans - Hork-Bajir, these things, Taxxons, these ones - unknown number of infested humans but we are fairly confident they do not have the resources to feed as many as a million, yet. Yeerks have to leave their host to feed once every three days, and they are reliant on generators which produce Kandrona rays, an imitation of the sun on their home planets. The pools and generators will be the primary targets but are almost certainly well-guarded.

They have enough firepower to sterilize the planet and might do that if we do too well at convincing them the invasion is hopeless.>

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"How is the concept of need-to-know relevant when you're planning to erase our memories, or do you think I might actually come up with something - why would they need the resources to feed their humans if they can flawlessly impersonate the hosts?"

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<If the Yeerks invent a way to extract information that the subject doesn't remember that will be a disaster but I can at least mitigate the scale of the disaster. They have the resources to feed an arbitrary number of human hosts, what they don't have - we think - is the resources to set up enough generators and enough pools, and social systems that ensure frequent access to the pools for infested humans without arousing suspicion.>

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"How're they feeding the alien hosts, can those eat local things?"

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<Taxxons eat anything, Hork Bajir eat lignified - uh, woody - plant tissue, which supposedly this planet has though I have not seen them in quantities sufficient to support Hork Bajir.>

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"There's lots of trees on Earth, but you landed in a desert, if we're still anywhere near where we live."

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<We are still within the Arizona geopolitical boundary. We will relocate immediately after this operation to somewhere with grass, our native forms require it.>

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"Arizona is a 'state'."

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<We are still within the Arizona state? We are still within the state of Arizona?>

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"State of Arizona is more correct but would be awkward within a preexisting context of informally discussing American geography; you'd usually just say Arizona. How do you know English?"

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<Translation software. It can do any language given enough data to process.>

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"But it's not as good at idiom like how to discuss states?"

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<WIth a yet larger sample it would be closer to adequate but levels of formality appropriate to the conversation are not really within its reach. We could give it the whole of all materials posted to Earth's server-based information networks but the Yeerks may be looking for someone scraping like that, particularly someone doing it halfway competently in a manner that suggests access to lots-by-human-standards of memory and processing power on the receiving end. We will risk it once we have more information about typical human uses of your information networks.>

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"Maybe do it from a university."

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<Thank you, I will take that suggestion under advisement. Is the once-every-three-days constraint a substantial one, will they need significant social institutions in place in order to ensure that their Controllers have reliable access to a Yeerk pool?>

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"Not if they get whole families, whole workplaces, or people who live alone. They could be even less selective than that if it doesn't take very long and they stick to densely populated areas with good transit."

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Nod. <On occasion, if the Yeerk is inexperienced and the host determined, they can seize back control of a limb or similar. To what will such events probably be attributed?>

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"How long does it last?"

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<A few of your seconds to a few of your minutes.>

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"A few seconds might be written off as a muscle spasm or maybe a seizure. Minutes would be harder but would probably give the Yeerk time to solicit privacy." Pause. "Can you demonstrate that you are not in fact yourself a Yeerk or something strategically similar."

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He would look absolutely disgusted with her but he doesn't know how to do facial expressions yet so it doesn't come through except as a slight stiffening. <Yeerks could access this information much more directly by infesting you.>

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"Yeerks couldn't get me to actively help them produce ideas based on my information by infesting me."

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<If you'd be able to resist thinking about the problems when presented with them. If you'd like you can restrain yourself to presenting information. I cannot think how I'd demonstrate that my capabilities don't include - that - or what a convincing show of finding it abhorrent would be to a human.>

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"You could find an actual Yeerk and starve it out and have its host tell me that Yeerks don't shapeshift."

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<If we decide it's a good idea to keep you two with us and we determine that there are enough Controllers one of them could vanish without immediately arousing suspicion of Andalite activity, I will do that. But you don't know what a Yeerk being starved out looks like and don't know what kind of technology I have and should really not find that a wholly convincing demonstration even should I provide it.>

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"You showed me what a Yeerk looks like and if I see one come out of a person and the person corroborates you it tilts the odds enough that I'd rather expect that I ought to help you than risk you getting subpar help."

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<Fair enough. Then facts a Yeerk could get out of someone's head anyway, for now, and once I know enough to decide whether that is worth the risk you can add helpful suggestions and speculation.>

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"Pizza is a nationally popular baked food consisting most typically of flat bread with tomato sauce and cheese on top, optionally with other toppings, most saliently slices of a sausage called pepperoni and most controversially pineapple."

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<Thank you. How much authority does the president of this nation have, could he in fact institute compulsory military service, how many people close to him would need to be Controllers ->

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"In theory the office is checked and balanced by other officeholders including the Supreme Court and Congress; in practice anybody who gets to be President will be fairly good at maneuvering around or with those and the President can assume some emergency powers I would have to look up to know the extent of and many of the people who might have to obey illegal orders are not necessarily substantially more educated on the scope of executive power than I am. This country has provisions for a draft of males between the ages of eighteen and I think maybe twenty-five but I could be wrong on the upper end; actually implementing it would require pretext in the form of plausible military threat probably more severe than current dustups in the Middle East - alien invasion would absolutely count - and be massively politically unpopular - alien invasion would make it less so. I don't know if it requires an act of Congress to activate the draft; the President may be able to do it on his own recognizance."

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<So it would be straightforward to stir up a pretext and have an excuse to conscript millions of people, then infest everyone you conscript and have them working on Yeerk infrastructure projects.> Sigh. <Is there a country that would be a significantly better place to start a campaign of world domination than this one - more populous, less monitoring of crime and sudden disappearances - better access to the materials needed to establish and defend Yeerk pools and generators ->

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"China is populous and has a strong industrial base and possibly a more useful government structure; I don't know much about its crime rate or justice system. India's populous and possibly socially underdeveloped in the crime department. This country has a substantial economic and military advantage against other countries, though."

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And a dozen more questions in that vein, about local law enforcement and the structure of the family and the way employment works and the way hospitals work and whether the internet could be censored effectively and how many people would need to be Controllers for the enemy to control mass media altogether and what would the typical human reaction be to this, or this, or this...

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And she answers the questions and holds her sister's hand.

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And said sister lies curled up on the grass floor and awkwardly alternates between not looking at, and pretending not to look at, the naked shapeshifted alien.

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Who will steal some clothing from the intoxicated humans' house when they return the intoxicated humans.

 

<Religious organizations? Any of those growing or recruiting heavily over the last few years?>

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"No reli-" Pause.

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"- Bella -"

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"There's a secular organization called the Sharing -"

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<Tell me about it.>

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"It's sort of a cross between a cult and Scouting - people meet up for barbecues and, and adopt highways and do mentoring programs and -"

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"Can you get our dad you have to get our dad they have our dad."

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What's the appropriate facial expression he's learning them quickly but this is outside the range he's learned -

<I'm so sorry.>

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"You can abduct people right you have to abduct our dad."

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"He lives alone there's a gun in his house if you have a way to fake a body and it's plausible to get control of a limb for as long as a few seconds -"

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<We don't have a good way to fake a body.>

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"He fishes. He could drown and get swept out to sea, no body."

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<It could be done. It is a risk.>

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"Do I or do I not seem like a valuable human advisor."

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<Is your assistance in this war conditional on us taking actions for you that we do not sincerely believe to be in the best interests of this world and its people?>

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"I will function better if my dad is okay and he's a swell example of a guy I could watch a Yeerk exiting and then believe what he tells me after the fact his Yeerk hasn't even been doing a very good impersonation job he's been off for ages and we can tell you all about the situation surrounding him. And if you delete our memories and put us back his Yeerk may eventually talk us into joining the fucking Sharing and you thought they might have a way to access memories that hosts have forgotten."

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<Please tell me about the situation surrounding him.>

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"He's the chief of police in a very small town called Forks in Washington state. Lots of trees up there. Lives alone. Goes to the Sharing meetings. The very small town is sufficiently isolated that it might be a good place for them to actually have a pool even though the population's small; they could get trees for the Hork-Bajir and nobody'd notice if they had the right people infested."

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<And when did he begin evangelizing for this 'the Sharing'?>

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"Almost exactly a year ago."

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<What did he say about it? How did he get involved in it?>

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"He was approached by a state patrol officer he's friends with who suggested it as a community outreach thing and a way for him to get out of the house more. He went to - three, four meetings - before he started seeming strange on the phone and suggesting that we go to our chapter and get more involved with our neighbors and do community service type things -"

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<All right. I will consult with my people.>

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Andi has sat up enough to put her face on Bella's shoulder and cry thereupon.

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"If you do keep us we're going to need to eat soon and I function best with something to write with," Bella murmurs.

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<And we will need to devise an excuse for your absence.

 

We will decide swiftly.>

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Nod.

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And they consult. This is, by far, the human they have been most able to communicate with. Additional efforts to find equally suitable humans who are less adolescent or without a father in need of rescue will be risky. Managing three related disappearances without arousing any suspicion will be risky. The humans are hardly out of childhood, and females besides. 

 

<I don't want the Yeerks to have her> he says eventually, curtly, and that settles it.

 

And he turns back to Bella. <All right. How can your disappearance be orchestrated to minimize suspicion?>

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"If you don't have a way to fake bodies a car crash won't do. We could write notes saying we're running away to Charlie's and then after you've got him you could torch his house."

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<Is running away to Charlie's less suspicious if you spend the next few days or weeks at home.>

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"It'd give us time to stage arguments with Renée but it'd require greater acting skills - what time is it right now -"

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<Six twenty-two local time> he says without looking.

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"In the morning?"

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<Yes.>

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"We're not great actors. Probably better to have Renée wake up to notes - can you keep her asleep while we pack, it'd be implausible not to have packed anything -"

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<Yes.>

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"I'll write the note, Andi, you pack for the both of us."

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Sniff. "Okay."

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<I will direct the ship to your residence. ...Andi, if you prefer not to take this risk - because it is a substantial risk ->

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"Um if I've been following the conversation my options are 'be abducted by aliens' or 'forget everything and then think Bella runs away without me and dies in a fire'?"

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<I wish we were in a position to offer you better ones.>

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"I'll be abducted by aliens thanks. Poor Mom though."

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Facial expressions humanlike by now? He's trying, at least, perhaps that counts for something. <Conditions may change such that it becomes safe to tell her the truth.>

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And he leaves the two of them to it, seals the door behind him, and demorphs to organize the returning-home of all the other humans and the dropoff of Bella and Andi so they can pack and leave their notes.

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Bella writes a note complaining vaguely about Phil and school and having missed the summer visit with Charlie and regretting it and they've got a bus ticket and don't blame Charlie he didn't know we were coming -

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Andi packs clothes for both of them and Bella's notebooks and sundries.

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And the shielded ship is waiting outside when they're done.

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And they get on it just before sunrise.

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And head north, far north, somewhere with some nice grass and a university and access to Forks for the extraction whose planning is now in the works.

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Is there food for sad humans?

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Yes. Both food and clothing were stolen from the houses of the other kidnapped humans, in quantities that would not be missed. The Andalites might not have done a good job of selecting palatable foods, but food there is.

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Sad humans nibble on Oreos and oranges and Fritos, rather than trying to do anything with the uncooked rice or the entire watermelon or the canned tomatoes in the absence of a stove or a knife or a can opener.

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Well, there are tails if they need a can opened very badly. They select a location. They land the shuttle. <When would you be expected to arrive in Forks by bus?>

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"It'd probably take days realistically, I'd need to look at a schedule to be sure."

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<Establishing an internet connection securely is our next priority. Doing so in a manner that does not arouse suspicion may take several days. If you need the information in the interim you could provide coaching on how I could access a public library without suspicious conduct.>

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"You may need to be able to talk to do that."

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So he morphs human again. "Ikan tak. Tak. Talque. Talk. Not well en-uff - enuff - but it sould not be a matter of dayzzzz. Dayzzz. Dayzzz- how do humans learn thisssss - thiz - this -"

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"Continuous exposure in childhood to the phonemes of our native language or languages."

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"You have clothes now right please wear clothes."

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He puts on clothes. He continues phoneme practicing.

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Bella suggests that he not hold his fricatives so long and almost laughs, once, at a particularly silly mispronunciation.

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Laughing he is not sure he can get down, is he likely to need to laugh? How important exactly are facial expressions?

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He is not likely to need to laugh and smiling will probably do in any context where it would be called for. Facial expressions are important in situations involving eye contact or conversation but should be dispensable when he gets as far as the computer.

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Is this a smile, how do smiles work - how in space does one smile and talk -

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"...I'm not going to do a very good genuine smile right now under the circumstances but I can do a polite social smile, smiling while talking is pretty easy -"

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Well, he doesn't need a genuine smile. This planet is probably doomed. Polite social smile it is - smiling while talking is not easy, though -

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Is too. And it's very important, it may be important even if he talks on the phone or something, people can hear when other people are smiling in their voices.

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Now that's just unfair.

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"How is it unfair?"

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"We don't haf - half - have - time to learn and there's a lot to learn and ap-apparently lots of suttle - sub-tle - cues embedded in it. Most species are less complicated. Cated.."

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"Are - is this a bad time for me to ask questions out of curiosity -"

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"I can practice tawlking while I answer." He sounds like he has a very strong accent, but he no longer sounds like a toddler contentedly babbling in a playpen.

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"How many sapient species are there?"

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"Lots. Lotz. Lotssss - why is that sefific - spacific - specific sound so difficult - we know of at least eight or nine, nine, and we are not a peoplllle who have committed our resources mostly to exploration; there are likely hundredz. Hundredsss."

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Andi snickers at him - and then starts giggling - and then breaks down into hysterical laughter.

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"Is that lafter - laughter - because I do not think I willlllll be able to imate it. Imitate it."

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"Yes, Andi is laughing at how you pronounce terminal Z sounds."

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"Ha. Hahahaha. Pfft. Giggle. Terminal z soundzzzzz are ridiculous and your language owe-suh - owes - the galaxy an apologeee. Galaxeeee. Apologeeee."

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Snort.

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"Do you have other questshunz. Quest-yuns. Questionss."

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"- what are the other species like?"

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"There are no free Hork-Bajir anymore. All of them are slaves of the Yeerkz. Yeerks. The Arn, who created them, are extinct also. Oh.

The Taxxons were unhappy before the Yeerks and partnered with them happileee. Le. The speciez - specheese - spe-sees I men-shuned earlier, that can read minds, are called Leerans. On the Yeerk home world there are the Gedd. The Skrit Na are" - he sends an image of a cockroach-like thing - "that cocoons -oons- and then becomes" - an adorable little gray alien with a big head -

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"...do Skrit Na also sometimes abduct humans or is that a coincidence of popular culture - which did the Arn create, the Yeerks or the Hork Bajir -"

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"Hork Bajir. The Skrit Na might sometimezz abduct humans, it would not be out of character. There's the Desbadeen - I haven't met any, but you see their trading ships in port - the Kelbrid we have a ceasefire with and no Andalite has ever seen them, but they respect the border...I also have not met the Howjabran, though those I have seen pictures of, the Yeerks attempted to infest them and a colony ship with eight thousand dead was found by Andalites -"

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"Why hasn't Earth been openly contacted by anybody?"

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"You're far away, faster-than-light travel can be unreliable, you are not very interesting except to a very altruistically minded society or, well, Yeerks and those who oppose them."

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"Unreliable how? What makes societies interesting?"

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"Routes through z-space are sometimes unstable. It will take the main Andalite fleet perhaps years to reach us here.You have rather little to trade. Though Andalites will be interested, if we win this war, in coming for the morphing. As-" he concentrates - "Astonishing biodivisity - no, diversity, biodiversity, astonishing biodiversity, Earth."

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"Are Andalites really interested in turning into beetles? We definitely have beetles."

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"No, that doesn't sound very appealing. Peeling. A-peeling. But you have a lot more birds than us. We have three."

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"Three."

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"Yes!"

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"That seems completely implausible given what I know about how evolution works - maybe if you have a very low background radiation level for some reason, and weirdly thorough mutation-prevention mechanisms -?"

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"Or lots and lots of more advanced societies tinkering with our ecosystem - there are as many designed species out there as created ones. That's the dominant theory, anywayzz."

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"Is yours created?"

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"No, but someone definitely stopped in to make adjustments at some point."

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"Are there planets with life but not sapience around?"

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"Many."

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"And those don't have Earthlike diversity either?"

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"Most of them aren't habitable to us natively and don't have morphs that'd be usable for us outside their specific atmosphere and gravity and so on. Earth is very Homeworld-like. Andalites are - not the likeliest to have catalogued such biodiversity, if it exists."

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"Who would be?"

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"The Skrit Na might have instances of things in a zoo somewhere. If you are wondering who the cosmopolitan spacefaring scientists are, they - aren't. The Andalites might have grown that way if not for, well, history."

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"Oh, well, that's disappointing. What history is this?"

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"The first species we met were the Yeerks. We eagerly set down and taught them all we knew of science and engineering, and they patiently waited and learned until they could kill their teachers and head off into space enslaving or killing everyone they met. After that the Andalite High Command made and enforced strict laws against sharing our technology."

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"- so do they have the morphing thing too? You said that was tech -"

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"Developed later. There's one Yeerk who infested a host who can morph - the only Andalite ever to be taken - but no Yeerks who can morph in their native forms and they could not develop the technology on their own."

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"Oh - I guess that makes sense - I was going to say if they want to be human shaped they could just, they could just turn into humans without -"

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"If there were a way to trap them that way, instead of handing them unbounded capacity to become whatever they wanted -"

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"Have they got very objectionable behaviors besides wanting to infest people?"

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"They have a tendency to kill everyone on planets they can't infest, I have no idea to what extent that could be mitigated if they didn't consider themselves perpetually at war with everything they can't enslave. They have committed a lot of other war crimes but, truth be told, so have we."

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Sigh.

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"Andalite High Command will blow up this planet if they don't think they can save it."

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"How hard will they try to save it?" she murmurs.

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"I don't know. On - on the Hork Bajir homeworld they really did send their best, and they waited until there really was no hope. But I think many people think they waited too long."

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"We don't have control of this star system, we can't do an evacuation unless we - cut a deal with the Yeerks, let us take half - we are not currently considering that -"

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"- let you take half instead of either of you blowing the place?"

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"Yep. Not sure they're trustworthy enough to deal with, not sure three billion human-Controllers doesn't enable them to go on to many more genocides, not sure being infested isn't - sufficiently worse than death - that that's a bad deal..."

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"I'd so much rather die, I'd - but I don't know how unusual I am -"

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"Any Andalite would feel the same as you. That's - why there was only the one, early on, before we knew to be careful - we have the tail, unlike humans..."

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"Should I maybe get a poison capsule or something."

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"Yes.

 

My father was working on a suicide trigger as versatile as the morphing tech, but he wasn't finished."

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"- what happened?"

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"We met more resistance than we anticipated entering the star system. I mentioned we don't have control of it, can't evacuate? We intended to. Win the space fight quickly and carefully enough no one had time to scorch your planet from vengeance or just carelessness, track down the Controllers on Earth once we could be sure they wouldn't have backup -

- we lost. Badly."

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"- oh. But you said they didn't know you were here -"

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"As far as they know there were no survivors, except the part of the fleet that managed to leap out, again, badly damaged and years from friendly territory. We have developed much better cloaking since our last encounter with them. We were able to use the distraction of the battle to land the forces we have here. They will guess we have people planetside as soon as things start going badly for them, but until then, they should be fairly confident the system's clear of Andalites."

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"It's possible they'll escalate to full-scale warfare as soon as they know we're here. We're trying to figure that out first - here's where Earth's absurdly many varieties of beetle might be handy -"

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"The beetles are mostly not combat applicable."

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"Spying. Both sides of this fight can punch holes through your moon; combat hopefully won't even come up."

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"I wouldn't go with beetles for that either, actually. Fleas maybe. Harder to swat. Houseflies, to the extent you can borrow reflexes...."

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"You mostly can. Apparently talking isn't a reflex but flying should be."

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"Houseflies are fragile and they are not impossible to hit but they're common, fast, maneuverable, and have good vision."

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"Yeerk homeworld doesn't have animals as small as Earth's either, they may not have protocols for it."

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"Houseflies are still big enough to be noticed. I don't know how well gnats see but they'd be hard to notice if they didn't have a habit of flying into people's faces."

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"Can you make us a list of animals to acquire?"

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"Yeah. What should I assume about your animal-catching capacity?"

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"We have to be in our natural form to acquire it. It doesn't have to be alive, though it does have to have been recently alive. Do humans keep animals in captivity -"

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"Yes, but they skew towards charismatic megafauna - bad way to get most things common in the wild and therefore unobtrusive."

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"You should assume that if it's easy to find anywhere on the globe or findable at all here then we can acquire it."

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"Even if it's large, tiny, dangerous, fast, flies or burrows...?"

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"Should be fine. Our ranged weapons work fine at stunning all the Earth creatures we've found so far. Burrows might be a problem if it never comes out."

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"Most of them sometimes come out. I can't think of a good reason to want to be an earthworm but even those come out when it rains."

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"Do humans feel the same way about memory modification for strategic purposes - going on a mission, it's not a good idea to have a certain piece of information when you do - as under other circumstances?"

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"I do expect I'm unusual in this respect. If you can target it that precisely and it's on as close to a volunteer basis as can be expected in a situation of warfare it's probably fine. Why?"

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"It might come up that there are things it'd be useful to have humans for, our own numbers being rather desperately limited. If we become sufficiently capable at interfacing with the human population."

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"You could probably recruit humans but making it known in advance that that's a condition of employment does kind of wreck the secrecy bit and not doing so messes with the volunteer basis thing."

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"If we can figure out a safe way to do evacuations we can tell humans everything, offer the ones who want to fight those conditions and offer to shuttle them offplanet otherwise."

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"Yes, that would work. I think you'd have some volunteers."

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"And some humans safe somewhere, if we lose here."

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"Yeah."

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"If the Yeerks know we'll destroy the planet if it comes to open war, maybe they won't be willing to let it come to open war. On another hoof, maybe they'll be more inclined to react to Andalite activity in an area by killing everything within a thousand miles, in the hope they destroy those capabilities. On yet another, maybe they'd take their existing Controllers and run, hoping to breed from those rather than have none at all - humans breed faster than most species..."

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"You don't say 'on another hoof' in English," volunteers Andi.

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Bella shudders at the remark on breeding human Controllers. "- how would they go about scorched-earth in a thousand mile radius?"

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"Blade ship can definitely do that. I do not know if it could do it neatly enough to leave the rest of the planet habitable."

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"I don't mean what's the name of the thing they'd use, I mean, how, are we talking about high yield explosives or - or laser beams or what."

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"Laser beams are...translating a little closer."

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"And there's no forcefields or anything, or not that you have available at scale."

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"What we have protects our ships, it - cushions and channels outwards, it could not function to protect a continent. The way you protect a continent is have control of the star system."

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"Seems difficult in three dimensions..."

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"We did manage a stealth landing here. But the computers are very good, and it's hard to coordinate a fleet's jump, and for the most part it's an achievable goal.

 

We might be able to do it from Earth, might have attempted it if the enemy were committed on the other continent. You are very desperately behind in technology but you have an impressive industrial base, we could just tell you what to build..."

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"Which other continent -?"

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"You've only got the two, this one and then the much larger one..."

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"We usually divide them up even though there are technically land connections between this one and the one south and between the two or three depending how you count in the 'larger one'. Also we count Australia, the huge island, and Antarctica, the stuff around the South Pole."

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"Ah. That will be useful to know. Were the Yeerks attempting their takeover somewhere sufficiently far from here we were considering teaching you how to build warships. Since they are here, and it sounds like here is the place with the funding and industrial base to do it..."

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"You could try China but I'm not sure how concentrated to expect them to be; why are you expecting they're all hereabouts?"

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"The Yeerk front organization The Sharing does not have overseas chapters, and it would surprise me tremendously if they had more than a few Kandrona generators. It is not a certain conclusion but seems likeliest given our current information."

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"Well, I wouldn't expect them to be trying the 'Sharing' thing worldwide, it's the sort of approach that you have to vary regionally to get much traction."

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"Do you know what we should be looking for overseas?"

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"I've never left the country and don't trust the state of my education on foreign cultures; it may be that they're concentrated entirely in the United States anyway. My naive expectation would be that in China they'd want very much to work within the existing power structure of the Communist Party rather than starting something de novo."

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"We may conduct operations overseas similar to the ones that we conducted here, see if we can find someone who can do more locally-specific advising there. The Yeerks may also know."

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"How much is my dad likely to know from his Yeerk?"

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"He should have experienced everything the Yeerk did, and should know the contents of conversations the Yeerk had. Though unless the Yeerk is important it may not have been told much."

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"How do they assign hosts, do you know?"

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"Merit and loyalty - I don't think 'suitedness' comes up much, any Yeerk can imitate any host - there are status things, Taxxon hosts are undesirable..."

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"Why?"

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"Taxxons are disgusting. Perhaps the Yeerks find them so as well."

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"...so you don't know."

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"Opportunities for cultural exchange have been limited ever since they killed their teachers and took off from their home planet in stolen ships on a campaign of mass murder and slavery."

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"I would imagine, but if you don't know it's probably more useful to say that than to speculate about the aesthetic appeal of a host species."

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"My best guess is genuinely that Taxxons are disgusting and therefore undesirable hosts."

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"...but Yeerks are grosser."

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"Yeerks clearly do not regard a Yeerk body as a desirable one to live in."

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"Whatever. Taxxon hosts are low status so whoever's in Charlie is probably not the lowest rung of hosted Yeerks and he might know some things."

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"We can hope."

 

The Andalites set up a place for themselves to sleep on the grass. They marvel over (and practice turning into) beetles, though only one or two apiece. They ask the humans for instructions in cooking the rice and opening the cans.

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And Bella explains can openers and pots and stoves - "You might want to raid Charlie's house for cash and food before you set it on fire. Though he'll have a lot of stuff that needs to be kept refrigerated or frozen."

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"What is the desirable temperature for refrigeration? Are there other people who should see you arrive in the city?"

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"I don't remember exactly - maybe something like forty degrees Fahrenheit, cold but not freezing. There's nobody else we'd make a point of saying hi to. Renée has certainly already called Charlie and told him to expect us but he won't know on what schedule and probably expects a phone call asking him to pick us up from somewhere."

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"Can you tell us more about the geography of the area, who would respond to a fire, who lives nearby and how nearby..."

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She sketches out a map, describes emergency services, they probably want to kill the smoke alarm, they need the place seriously burnt before it's guaranteed that forensics won't try to find their bones and identify them by dental records and that's important since none of them will be there, the fire department can detect arson in thus and such a way but Charlie will know more about that than she does, they have neighbors but not close ones and back up against the woods, most plausible mechanism for a non-arson fire to start is Charlie having some disastrous kitchen accident, plausible household accelerants are thus and such -

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"If the Yeerks are suspicious they may desire to check that your mother was not somehow involved in any of this."

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"Somehow involved like -? It's profoundly implausible that she would have sent her teenage daughters to go assassinate her ex-husband."

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"Or encouraged her ex-husband to arrange an accident for her runaway daughters?"

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"Also implausible, although she's less likely to be able to produce phone records than my note."

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"If they do think to check there is nothing we can do about that."

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"Let me think -"

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"Do you have a way to look up - police reports or anything like that."

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"Trivially, if they are computerized."

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"Can you see if Renée filed a missing persons report about us or if she just excused our absence from school or what -"

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They go access the Phoenix police reports and school records.

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Renée apparently thinks the sudden running away is very out of character and suspects there's something weird going on and has filed a report and told the school the girls are missing.

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He presents this to Bella and Andi.

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"Should I assume Yeerks can look up records like this too?"

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"Yes."

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"Then unless they already want Renée for other reasons which we can't do anything about anyway I think it's sufficiently obvious that she wasn't involved."

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"'You never make it to Forks, your father seizes control and shoots himself' is still more plausible, but then we would need to acquire a human who wants to die - are there any of those -"

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"...yeah, there are some, but you'd have to let them morph to look like Charlie and it's hard to tell the difference between the ones who'll go through with suicide if they can and the ones who'll decide against at the last second -"

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"And once they morph we can't let them change their minds." Sigh. 

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"No way to secure them well enough after - even if they can only do the one morph - how does that work anyway -"

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"There's a means of giving out the morphing ability. If the Yeerks knew we had it here on Earth, it would be as much of a target as the world itself. If you stay too long in a morph you get trapped in it, can't change back, so we could give it out, insist uncooperative people trap themselves in a morph, and then keep them prisoner somewhere, but we have very limited resources and that's a risk - I don't know whether it's more or less of a risk than an implausible house fire..."

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"How hard is it to use, could you find somebody braindead..."

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"It is not hard to use but you do have to be conscious. We could acquire a Yeerk morph and then do that, but -" 

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"They can infest braindead people? And that just works?"

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"That depends what happened to the brain. They can work around some kinds of damage but not others, and probably would not bother; seizing healthy people is easier. I also do not even know if someone who morphs a Yeerk could function as Yeerks do, no Andalite has ever tried it."

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"Anyway if he shot himself he'd probably aim for the head and then say goodbye to whoever morphed a Yeerk to stage it. Can you get animals to morph?"

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"I do not think it has been tried."

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"Seems worth trying, get a stray cat or something..."

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"Even if they can morph, it would be astonishing if they could do so controllably. I will order a test, though."

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"What would happen if they couldn't control it -? If they only acquired Charlie and nothing else, I mean."

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"It is plausible that the cat would go halfway and end up a grotesque cat-Charlie hybrid."

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"Oh. I didn't know that was a thing. ...Still. If it didn't there's your leaving plausible bodies problem solved."

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"And if it didn't end up conscious once it was your father, but that is a less likely point of failure. As I said, I will have it tested."

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Nod. "- do make sure the cat's a stray if you can, no collar, no chip thing in its shoulder."

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"We can use a wild animal. We are a few hundred of your miles from the nearest human-inhabited area."

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"Yeah, that works too. Ideally nothing endangered. A seagull or a rabbit or something."

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"If we do not lose the war we can restore species on your planet from gene samples after we have defeated the Yeerks."

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"Okay. ...Depending on how good you are at doing that there are some extinct species that would make spectacular combat morphs."

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"We do not have a full research team here but if there is anything whose blood or skin is preserved - fossilized bone would not suffice without years of reconstructive work -"

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"...Jurassic Park the aliens, wow."

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"There may be some skin, and maybe blood inside mosquitoes preserved in amber, but it's less commonly displayed than the bones and I don't know if any of it would be preserved at high enough fidelity to work, but Earth used to have enormous reptiles."

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"I would thoroughly enjoy confronting Visser Three in the form of an enormous reptile but would be an idiot, if I knew where he were, not to level the city with energy weapons."

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"The energy weapons don't have much precision?"

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"He has morphs from an astonishing variety of worlds and accordingly a reputation for escaping things that ought to kill him with some regularity."

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"Ah."

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"Is Visser Three like his actual name or what."

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"Title. Lower numbers are higher-ranking Yeerks. Visser is the highest rank beneath the Yeerk ruling council of thirteen, and they are on the besieged Yeerk home world and not in contact with the rest of their empire."

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"What are Vissers One and Two up to?"

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"I do not know. I do not think any Andalites know."

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"Is it reasonable to assume they're higher strategic priorities than Earth, whatever they are?"

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"Certainly higher strategic priorities to the Yeerks. It is possible the operations they are overseeing are less pressing as humanitarian disasters."

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"Except in the sense that Yeerks appear to have set themselves up in such a way that advancing their interests at all presages humanitarian disaster."

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"Yes."

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"On their home planet they infest Gedds, you said, are those sapient, do they have to infest sapient things -"

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"The brains have to be sufficiently complex to support - whatever exactly it is that they do in them. Gedds are barely sapient but, relatedly, much less desirable host, there is a sense in which a Yeerk cannot be smarter than its host..."

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"- can't be smarter than its host? How does that work? How smart are they when they're not hosted?"

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"I don't know. Perhaps a better framing is 'can't have more working memory than the host' or something like that. Perhaps it has to do with how many of the Yeerk's - synapses, or whatever, my translator is stuck here - can find connections in a host. Visser Three I understand to be advantaged by having an Andalite mind in particular, not just a morph-capable one. And they do not attempt to infest non-sapients, not that I have ever heard of. That's all I know with any surety."

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"Are you saying Andalites are smarter than humans or something?"

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"Yes."

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"Wow, rude."

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"It'd be weird if all sapient species had identical average intelligence but I am admittedly not sure what you're basing that assessment on - unless it's literally just Visser Three's reported advantages."

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"I assume the reason the typical human knows little math or computer programming is lack of aptitude, not that it has not yet been invented or discovered? By our tests of intelligence we do much better; I suppose we would need to check with yours."

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"You were giving some of your abductees Andalite IQ tests?"

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"No. Earth had been scouted before, there was some limited information already available to us, a few decades out of date."

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"A few decades makes a difference to how much computer programming has been invented and may even make a measurable difference in how well-nourished and well-educated your typical subject might be."

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"Should it ever be relevant we can put the tests online stripped of cultural references and so forth."

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"It'd be interesting. Probably isn't relevant though."

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"I cannot see how it would come up. The high command might underestimate the threat billions of Yeerks in human hosts pose, but their current estimation of the threat seems sufficient to motivate as much action as I would want from them."

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"What kind of internal structure do Andalites have here anyway?"

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"I assume you do not want a long list of ranks and titles and what they signify. The great leader of the Andalite fleet and of the Andalite infantry are elected by the general populace but usually from among the three force commanders. The high command consists of the fleet and infantry Great Leaders and an advising council. You take orders from your commander or anyone higher-ranking, if it comes up. No one can order you to break the law. There are exhaustive laws and protocols for what to do when out of contact with the high command. I am ignoring most of them."

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"Why's that?"

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"The rules allow substantial latitude for creativity but not enough for this situation. I knew the War-Prince Alloran. Visser Three's host. Alloran can predict me, and that means the Visser can predict me, and that means we lose the minute he infers that I am here. 


But there are things that everyone knows no Andalite would ever consider, so those we might be able to win with."

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"Things like?"

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"Some I've mentioned already. Morphing a Yeerk. Infesting someone morphed as a Yeerk, if that is even possible. Taking on human advisors. Teaching humans how to build warships - I cannot overemphasize the strength of the cultural taboo there -"

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"Why's that one particularly bad?"

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"Because we tried it with the Yeerks, and it was the biggest disaster in the galaxy. Of course everyone'll play friendly to get faster-than-light travel and modern spaceships. But once they have them? The law is never to give any other species any Andalite technology."

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"Ah."

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"And I do not think Alloran thinks I would do it."

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"How long has Visser Three had Alloran?"

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"Nearly twenty years."

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"And you don't think you've changed very much since then except possibly in considering un-Andalitely behavior?"

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"I have probably changed in other respects but none strongly relevant to running a guerilla war?"

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"Fair enough. Why are human advisors un-Andalitely, it seems like the obvious thing to do when you land on Earth and need to conduct a guerilla war and haven't picked up on facts like 'nudity taboo'."

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"Kidnapping people was in the clear. Telling you things about our technology and the strategic situation, less so."

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"We would be much less useful without it."

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"Yes, you would."

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"Speaking of things that would make us more useful can we still take all of Dad's food if we do the fake suicide thing and if so is there a way to cook bacon around here because I'm really tired of Oreos."

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"My talking is a lot better now, I was hoping I could walk into a grocery store and buy human food items."

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"Yeah, if you don't say 'hello I am here to buy human food items'."

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"You're also a little memorable-looking, I don't know how much to expect that to matter."

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"Oh? I can change the phenotype."

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"Red hair's uncommon, as is long hair on men."

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"You're also maybe too pretty."

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"What hair color is most typical? What features make humans less pretty?"

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"If you are going to continue to be a white human, which I recommend, brown, about like ours. Asymmetry'd do it and maybe less striking cheekbones?"

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He turns back into an Andalite. 

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He turns into a human with short brown hair.

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"Well, you've still got the cheekbones going on but that'd attract less attention yes."

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"I am not actually particularly good at this sort of phenotype combination. I would send someone more practiced in it but no one else has progressed as rapidly in learning to talk."

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"You've barely even got an accent anymore. You should be fine. And you don't have to talk to people much to transact at a grocery store either. If we could thoughtspeak I'd say we should be in range so you could send questions if we forgot something you needed to know - I guess you could relay them through somebody."

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"I probably will. Who else have you met -"

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"Just you and the guy who brought me when Andi asked for me."

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"All right. We shall fly to somewhere very far from here where this is still the major language and attempt grocery shopping. Suggested destination cities?"

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"Very far and speaks English you want Australia. Very far, speaks English, and the accent you've been picking up from us won't be remarkable, you want something on the East Coast, let's say Boston or something."

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"Boston should be far enough." <Talik, we are attempting a transactional interaction with the humans, and want our human advisors on standby for the possibility that something goes wrong when we do. Your assignment is to relay communications for them and, obviously, intervene if anything goes catastrophically wrong.>

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<Sounds like fun.>

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<I mean 'it is an honor to be of service, oh War-Prince - nay, Prince Commander -'>

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<The mission parameters require you to be civil to the humans.>

<Yeah,> Talik says, <I am all over that.>

 

It takes an hour to print some counterfeit Earth currency and another hour to fly to Boston. He stops the ship in the sky outside city limits. Then he morphs to 'unremarkable human' and goes grocery shopping.

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<So,> he says, <want to learn to morph?>

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"...I had been assuming there were strategic reasons we were not doing that."

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<It is very emphatically illegal and I will be court-martialed and spend the rest of my life in disgrace and Matirin has not yet gotten himself to a place where he does not care about that and he will do it eventually, but for him it is a genuine cost, he would do things with the regard of our home world's citizens and they will be poorer without him.

If you are stupid and get captured it will be a catastrophe but Matirin's good at people and he thinks you are not stupid, and you are less likely to get captured if you can morph.>

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"We're not stupid but we also don't have poison capsules yet."

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<Yes, that needs to happen first. What is it waiting on?>

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"I don't actually know where or how to get poison capsules."

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<Computer, what have we got in the way of substances quickly and irreversibly fatal to humans in small doses?>

 

And reading through the screen, <Can you make any of those in little condensed chunks the humans can put in mouths?> And to the girls, <Do you just need to put it in your mouth, do you know...>

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"Depends on the substance, might also need to swallow it."

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<How does that work, do they need to be mixed with something...>

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"Depends on the substance. The traditional method involves a covering we can bite through and are unlikely to bite through by accident."

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<Know what it's made of?>

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"No. They're not the sort of thing everybody has around, they mostly appear in fiction."

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<All right. Once we've got that together, then.>

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"Does it serve any nonrecreational purpose for us to be able to morph?"

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<If attacked you stand a chance, if we all die the fight's not quite over - we should leave you the means to kill everyone on Earth, same reason, but that's a much higher trust thing - we can trick the Yeerks into thinking we have bypassed several of the major limitations of the morphing technology - you can probably impersonate arbitrary humans more effectively than anyone for the time being and anyone but Matirin for the foreseeable future - I bet Matirin has other ideas he has not mentioned because he is still getting the 'we will not get out of this without betraying the trust of our people' thing into his head.>

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Nod. "Well. When we've got means of suicide sorted out - actually, will that persist with morphing, I'm not clear on to what extent small objects might come along -"

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<Should still be there when you come out of morph, or you can shift with it if you're going for that.>

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Nod. "When we've got that sorted out it sounds like a good idea to me."

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<Great.> 

 

He does not convey any questions from the grocery-shopping Andalite.

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The grocery store is full of food and people and contains all of the things on Bella's list, although in some cases he has to go a ways down a contingency tree.

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Luckily he and his human advisor built a very thorough contingency tree. He collects the items. He mostly does not look at the humans and he tries not to be too obviously tense about the inability to see behind him. Someone brushes against him and he startles and leaps into the wall and almost falls over, but only a few people glance at him.

 

He acquires all the items.

 

He goes to the line to exchange currency for them.

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"Hiya," says the cashier, starting to scan things, "are you a rewards club member?"

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"Hmm?"

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"Are you a rewards club member?" she repeats.

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"Nope."

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"D'you want to become one?"

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"Not right now?"

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"All right hon." She rings up his items without further incident, accepts his cash without a second glance, and bags the food.

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"All right hon," he repeats under his breath, and takes the food, and walks out of the grocery store. "All right hon."

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She does not comment on this echolalia.

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And he goes off and waits for the area to be clear and climbs into his shielded ship. "I have acquired food without incident."

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"Oh my god yes did they have all the stuff I saw Bella put pop tarts on the list and I really want a pop tart right now."

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"I acquired variants on all of the items on the list." He starts going through the bags. "These are Pop Tarts?"

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"Those are Pop Tarts!" She seizes the Pop Tarts.

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"Can you eat in morph?" Bella asks, rummaging through the bags until she comes up with fixings for a PBJ.

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"You can. Should I try human food?"

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"Well, don't eat all of it, I listed enough stuff to cover the two of us for a couple weeks and wasn't accounting for you, but sure -" She hands him her peanut-butter coated knife.

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He examines it carefully and then places it in his mouth and then scowls and then tries moving his tongue around and then makes a strangled sort of sound. 

 

<Wow. Taste is - wow.

 

 

Taste is the most overwhelming sensory experience of any morph I've encountered, someone should - someone should put an advisory - wow ->

 

He does not swallow. He stands there looking rather boggled at the knife.

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"You have a knife sticking out of your mouth and look like a huge dork," Andi informs him.

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<Peanut butter is amazing. Peanut butter might just be the best thing in the galaxy.>

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"It's the first thing you tried, it might not be your favorite." He can have the jelly knife too. Strawberry.

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He will at some point get around to trying the jelly knife. He will be pretty delighted about the jelly knife. 

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He will fly the ship while his commander is having morph control issues like an adolescent or something.

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And after a while two hours are up and he changes back.

<I may go get everybody food soon,> he says, <so they are not overwhelmed when first experiencing the sensation.>

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"We did get enough that everybody - well, I'm not sure how many of you there are, but a few dozen people - can have tastes of a small number of things. It would just be a problem if you decided to eat my entire jar of peanut butter and somebody else polished off the bread and someone wanted to eat four cans of tuna or something."

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<It is possible to taste the food without consuming it and I expect everyone can restrain themselves on consuming it in quantities that pose a supply problem.>

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"Tasting food without consuming it is rude, actually, and definitely incompatible with any subsequent use of the same food."

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<Yes, but the point is that there's no gain from eating an entire jar of peanut butter. It is not the eating that is extremely pleasant.>

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"You should try chocolate," opines Andi.

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<It is very distracting, taste. I am not at all sure that I should.>

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"But chocolate's like the best thing."

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<On the strength of that recommendation I will try it. We should keep in mind that Visser Three will have had this experience and might be looking out for - public breakdowns upon consuming foods, or similar.>

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<You're such a bore, War-Prince.>

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Bella solicited a bag of Hershey Kisses. She unwraps one for Matirin and one for Talik.

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<Mmm! Okay, this is in fact pretty fantastic. Wow.>

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<I spent most of the day in morph. I will try one later.>

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"Suit yourself." Bella eats it.

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<Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmm. Mmmm mmm mmmmmmm.

 

 

This is completely ridiculous and possibly addictive or something.>

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"Chocolate's good stuff. That's not even super high quality fancy chocolate."

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<Shame Matirin's not still planning to take over our homeworld, he could do it just with this stuff.>

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"I assume he'd have to convince everyone to morph humans first - 'still'?"

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<Everyone could be convinced to morph human for this. And yeah, still. He did not make it sufficiently apparent that he chafes at the strategic priorities and concerns of our commanders back home?>

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"It was not clear that the chafing escalated to thoughts of usurpation."

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<I think probably prospective usurpers manage to not radiate that they're planning one?>

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<I intended to work within the system.>

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"How would chocolate serve to take over the world, anyway?"

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<Politics really is as simple as getting people to like you and offering them things they want, on some level.>

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"You make it sound so easy."

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<I admittedly haven't tried it with any humans yet. It's possible your species is much harder somehow.>

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"Politics has always seemed very complicated to me. Also the sorts of things humans react to as strongly as you guys react to food are mostly controlled substances."

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<Once I know enough about humans not to be disadvantaged by my lack of information I will let you know if you are a more complicated people.>

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"I'll look forward to your verdict." She munches her sandwich.

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And they arrive back at their undisclosed location within striking distance of Forks.

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"We don't have to wait for a bus to have plausibly made it if we're going the suicide route. She will have called him and it'd be a good provocation for him to seize control if he thought his Yeerk was going to have more access to us."

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<We still need a body.> Pause. <Animals given morphing abilities and then a morph will successfully complete the morph occasionally, about one time in twelve. That was a good suggestion.>

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"Good. It's probably way easier to find twelve animals nobody'll miss than to filter well enough for suicidal humans. - Twenty-four? Will the other Controllers check to see if there's a Yeerk in there?"

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<Should the two of you turn up dead eventually as well, or should you just go missing?>

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"Might be convenient to have us turn up dead but what it'll look like if anyone looks that hard right now is that we didn't even make it to the bus station, which means abducted, which means we can be missing indefinitely - I'd want to consult Charlie on when and where and in what condition to have us appear dead as long as we'll have him handy anyway, he's a cop -"

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<Then just twelve; the right kind of head injury would make it hard to identify a Yeerk, and we do not have the means to acquire one without arousing suspicion.>

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"If the timing's right you'll have Charlie's one."

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<That would be convenient but cannot be relied upon.>

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And that evening when Charlie arrives home from work there are three Andalites in his house, in human morphs; they stun him before he sees them. It takes nine rats to get one which can morph Charlie; they stun it, too, before it morphs back, and put the rat-morphed-Charlie in Charlie's clothes. 

They take the gun and follow Andi's instructions on how guns work and how to avoid leaving footprints, and the rat-morphed-Charlie is puppeted into shooting himself in the head, and then they check very carefully for tracking devices, find none, drag Charlie into a ship and well north of Forks but not to their original site just in case, and report this progress to Matirin, who reports it to his human advisors.

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"Oh thank fuck," breathes Bella.

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<Three days before we can be confident he is not a Controller. Would you prefer to see him now or wait until then.>

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"He's still - awake, right, just because he's not in charge - I don't know, can you keep him unconscious that long -?"

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<I would prefer not to attempt keeping a human hydrated and fed while unconscious. We do not know enough about human physiology to be confident in doing it safely.>

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"If he's going to be awake I'd want him to know what's going on - not sure if we should tell him ourselves -"

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<His Yeerk will make the inference that it is going to be starved out without commentary on our part, when he wakes up. 

 

 

It would be useful to read the Yeerk's mind in the telepathic morph form I mentioned earlier, but it will not be possible to do this except while it is in your father's head.>

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"He's been having his mind read far less benignly for a year now. How - comprehensive is it -"

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<Surface thoughts. It is most urgent to know whether the Yeerk thinks its fellows might have some way to track him or might have arrived on the scene sooner than expected or might have already been suspicious of anything about your absence.>

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"Yeah. Seems urgent. You can target it just at him, right, it's not everyone in the vicinity -"

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<It is everyone in the vicinity but I can arrange for there to be no one in the vicinity.>

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So he goes to the place where they're holding Charlie and his Yeerk, and has a subordinate morph Leeran before Charlie regains consciousness. When Charlie wakes up he is secured to the exterior of an Andalite planetside shuttle, in the middle of the woods somewhere in Canada and there is an Andalite in Andalite form out of sight in the woods and an Andalite in Leeran morph out of sight in the ship, listening to his thoughts. 

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Charlie doesn't recognize the shuttle. Esclan does, though. Esclan runs through the obvious inferences. It doesn't do Charlie the kindness of informing him of his imminent freedom.

Charlie's a bit slower on the uptake, but he figures out eventually that this probably doesn't end well for Esclan; he just doesn't know if it ends well for him either. Maybe the girls'll be okay if they find the house empty.

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No signs Esclan is expecting a rescue, or to be noticed missing, or that he'll spend the rest of his life thinking vital strategic secrets. He walks over. <Your children are safe and you will be taken to join them in safety, human.>

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How the fuck did his children get mixed up in Andalite business, wonder Esclan and Charlie more or less simultaneously.

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He does not volunteer an explanation. <I am told this is a painful way to die, Yeerk. If you care to volunteer any information of value to us I will make your death quick instead.>

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Esclan isn't sure what counts. It knows where the nearest pool is. And the password to get in, but they change that all the time...

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<Who are all of the human Controllers in this town, how is the pool protected, what's the local command hierarchy, where else are there Yeerks...>

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It doesn't know much about the security, just what it's supposed to do to navigate it - no idea what's under the hood. It reports to Aspleth 337812 who inhabits a certain housewife and knows a few other Controllers by name, more by face. It is friends with one and tries not to think about her.

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<How was this town selected, and when?>

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Esclan thinks it was the isolation, and the trees for the Hork-Bajir - there was some indication that someone had noticed the harvesting in another forest somewhere Esclan doesn't know. The pool was installed four years ago.

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<Do you know where else on this planet there are pools?>

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Esclan does not know that.

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<Was your daughters' disappearance mentioned to any Yeerks? As far as you know, did anyone regard it as suspicious?>

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Charlie thought it was weird but Esclan didn't elevate this concern to anyone else's attention. Charlie does not know how the Andalite expects him to answer, or maybe he's doing that thing where he talks like Charlie's kids are Esclan's kids, which, fuck no.

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<How soon before anyone misses you?>

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The other cops will notice his absence at work tomorrow morning. He's usually punctual.

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<And how long ago did the Yeerk last feed?>

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Yesterday evening. Do Andalites mindread too, he didn't think they did that, Bells is gonna freak.

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<Not usually. I asked her if she thought it was justified in this instance and she thought that it was. I will cease if Charlie prefers that I do so.>

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...okay, making friends with Andalites to the point where they ask her ethics questions seems like the sort of thing Bella would do, honestly. Charlie's not interesting enough that they're after him, and if Esclan knows anything rip it out of the slimy fucker's lack of a discernible head.

(Esclan is annoyed.)

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Esclan does not, however, know anything tremendously valuable, at least not that comes up in the next two hours of questioning. At that point the Leeran Andalite demorphs and Matirin says to Esclan <I swear to you on my honor and in the memory of my father that if you leave his head I will kill you swiftly and painlessly.>

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Esclan dithers for a bit.

It takes twenty minutes before it goes ahead and oozes out of Charlie's ear.

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And then it is sliced neatly into eighths, and then he catches a piece on the side of his tail and raises it to within reach so he can acquire it. <Hello,> he says to Charlie. <We can take you to see your daughters now.>

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"Hi," says Charlie, slowly. "That'd - that'd be good."

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<I feel that this would be an appropriate occasion for a comment to diffuse the tension but I do not know enough about human humor yet to attempt that. Your daughters are tutoring us. Welcome aboard the Summer Leaf.>

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"...they're tutoring you in humor?"

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<Not much yet. Perhaps they will be in a more demonstratively humorous mood now that you are safe.>

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"I'm, uh, still tied up."

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Tail tail tail. Now he is not.

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"...thanks."

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<You are welcome.> 

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And now Charlie will follow the Andalites.

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And an hour later the Andalite ship will arrive at the secret Andalite camp.

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And twins will be informed that their dad is uninfested?

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Yes. 

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Charlie receives daughterly hugs.

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And daughters receive confirmation that Yeerks really exist and are terrible?

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Charlie will confirm that upon realizing that it had been in doubt. And he is very proud of his girls for having noticed that he wasn't himself. And he is so glad they're safe. And are they just kind of living with Andalites, is that the deal?

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"We've got them to the point where they can go grocery shopping!"

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<It is our hope that in a few weeks we can behave convincingly as humans to the extent necessary for our strategic goals.>

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"...uh, then what?"

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<We will scout out a safer location for a refugee settlement and settle there any humans who are in the same situation as you and your family.>

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"Are we going to have to like learn to farm."

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<Purchasing food seems more efficient.>

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"Secure transport of food might be a logistics problem."

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<Andalites do not really farm. If you think you should farm in your refugee colony, then perhaps you should.>

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"Are you imagining settling us somewhere we can purchase food, or are you imagining some way to routinely bring us food, or - not? Makes a difference."

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<I was imagining we would stop in every few weeks with supplies of food and other necessities. If you have an obvious alternative to reliance on that it might be wise; the most plausible mechanism by which this settlement would be found would be Yeerks finding a way to track cloaked ships.>

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"Most countries import food, to say nothing of towns or whatever size refugee site you have in mind, but at the expense of some dietary variety we could probably learn to garden enough that we wouldn't starve immediately if shipments stopped coming. Could also have a lot of stored things."

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<We can discuss it further over the next few weeks. We are very much reliant on your assistance for the time being.>

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"They didn't know what pizza was," Andi tells Charlie. She omits that they also didn't know they should wear clothes in human morph.

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They did not know either of those things! 

 

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Charlie advises leaving the twins' disappearance an unsolved missing persons case rather than risk someone apprehending a random innocent for proximity to faked bodies, unless the situation gets substantial media attention, which it hasn't so far.

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Good to know. They're going to go make the information-gathering trip they made in Phoenix in three other cities on other continents; do the humans have recommendations on how to change their approach, other than 'wear clothes'?

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Wear clothes, consider preferentially picking up really drunk people who are at least sort of open to the possibility of losing time even if it's not the standard of informed consent Bella would really like, is there a way to give the humans translation thingies or no dice...?

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It is regrettably a microchip implant they do not have the equipment to install here and would not give out to random humans.

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So having the humans say hi first is a no go, they know, like, fragmentary poorly-taught Spanish and that's it besides their native language, okay. Thoughtspeak's kind of freaky but not all of them have the hang of talking yet and even if they did they don't have the hang of Mandarin or anything so they won't be able to completely dispense with the telepathy... if you pick up people together maybe put them together and don't wait for them to ask...

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"Also the grass floor is weird, I'm not sure how much you want to alert people that something weird is going on."

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They can do other kinds of floors too, grass is just most comfortable. He shows her floor samples.

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This one's pretty unremarkable and should retain this property crossculturally.

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And the next day most of the Andalites leave for more intelligence-gathering. They leave the humans, a few guards, and the completed suicide capsules.

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They're really sure they will yield only to serious chomping and not dissolve in human saliva or lemonade or anything inconvenient like that?

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The computer is very sure that no substances humans consume will erode the coating.

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Humans install suicide capsules.

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<So. Want to run risky operations with us?>

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"Have anything specific in mind?"

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<I think the next item on the agenda is surveillance of your country's political and military leadership, but no, the question was more 'is that a thing you are going to want to be part of'.>

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"If I can be useful versus Yeerks I want to be useful."

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<Yup. Andi? Your dad?>

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"...similarly inclined, possibly not similarly stress-tolerant."

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<Okay. You do not have to make a decision today.>

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"Not sure it's wise to go behind Matirin's back... metaphorically... on this."

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<I don't know how long it'll take him to get his head straight but my guess is he'll offer eventually.>

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"Ballpark guess?"

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<Six months or when we fuck up badly enough, whichever is soonest.>

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"...fuck up at human impersonation or just in general?"

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<In general.>

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"Why then?"

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<Because right now he's running on - not consciously, consciously he has non-stupid reasoning processes, but on some level - 'tens of thousands of my people gave their lives for a distraction so we could land on this planet; I cannot immediately turn around and betray the laws and the oaths that they believed in, even if it's the only way to win.' And when he either finishes mourning and stops letting it sway him, or is forcibly reminded that there are now billions of other people whose lives he's betraying if he does anything less than 'whatever the fuck works', then he'll notice we do not have the numbers for this and need to recruit.>

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"Don't actually know how well deploying us in particular as opposed to humans vetted for operations would work," Bella points out.

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<Right, but I can't go out and get a bunch of those without Matirin actively cooperating and he is not doing that.>

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"So the idea is present us morphable as a fait accompli, might as well use us, see how that goes -?"

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<Get the 'I have betrayed my oaths to my people' thing out of the way, then start recruiting operations people. And also, no offense, but you seem less likely to be dangerous if it were a bad call than some former military person who might decide to go warn the president. You might not be cut out for it, but then we notice that in drills and you end up doing aerial surveillance. You are not going to endanger missions and you're not going to go off on your own because you decided you hate taking orders from aliens and there's nothing at all the Yeerks could offer you.>

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"And it won't matter that it wasn't him personally betraying his oaths to his people, here."

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<It means that if we all come out of this crazy lucky and we won, I get court-martialed and disgraced forever and he gets an internal review suggesting that he should have controlled his subordinates better. It won't matter for his - internally straightening out his priorities.>

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"I assume I should not significantly weight your disgraceful court-martial here."

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<With Matirin you should at least consider it a cost. He was doing good with his standing and would have done a lot more with more time. I don't think - and he doesn't think - he can win this without doing dozens of things that'll get him disgraced, and he'll do them, but it's a cost. Me - my only regret is that they do not hand out a dishonorable discharge token because I'd pin it to my chest.

 

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"How do Andalites usually pin things to their -? Anyway. If you think it's a good idea - me and Andi yes, well, I'll check with her but expect a yes, Charlie would probably benefit from a little while longer to decompress."

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<I think it's a good idea to, when they all come back, be able to say 'here's the ways morphing's different for humans, we experimented'. There'll probably be death threats exchanged at that point, please don't worry about it.>

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"...nonworrisome death threats. Gotcha."

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<Putting your tail to someone's throat is more like - I don't have good human reference points, but it is more like 'I am tremendously angry and refraining from harming you in anger' than 'I am contemplating whether to send your head rolling across the grass.>

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"Noted."

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<So don't freak out if he's mad at me.>

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"Are any tails likely to approach me and Andi or anything?"

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<I cannot imagine Matirin threatening a human female child under any circumstances. Maybe if you sincerely threatened to run off and join the Yeerks.>

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"So I'm eternally safe, huh. - 'Female' is relevant? It continues to be relevant even after we can turn into stuff?"

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<Very relevant back home. I expect people will shake it off at different rates. The custom is that women go into sciences and technology and engineering, and men are warriors. Lots of species don't even have anything resembling two genders, but you do, so it is easy for people to - map on, I guess...>

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"Huh. So all the other Andalites we keep happening not to meet, also all male?"

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<Matirin's running a protocol where no one is interacting directly with more than three or four other people, means we keep some secrets if we lose someone. It's not personal. And yes. There's one female in the fleet? Big social experiment, people made a fuss about it. She is not here on Earth.>

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"Huh. Okay. ...I'll talk to Andi. What's the procedure like -?"

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<Takes a few seconds, doesn't feel like much of anything, the long part's the safety talk.>

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"Anything we should know before we even do the thing or is it all stuff like 'remember, if you are a squishy animal, you are squishy' and 'don't get trapped'?"

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<Animals have instincts. Sometimes the instincts are pretty powerful. They come with, which is a good deal because otherwise you'd have to learn to fly or swim or so on. If you morph a prey animal with a predator around, you will probably have an overwhelming urge to bolt; if you morph something hive-mind-y it'll be super unpleasant. You never want to morph something the first time in a combat situation.>

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"Are there species that are legit hive minds or do you just mean like eusocial insects?"

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<I have not met or morphed genuine hive mind species but they are probably out there somewhere, it being a populous galaxy, and it is in the list of warnings to not fuck around with while morphing.>

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"Okay. But eusocial insects are all right?"

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<Can be overwhelming if you're not braced for it, will not result in you being absorbed into the collective consciousness.>

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"Good, I hate being absorbed into collective consciousnesses."

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<It is possible there will be Earth animals the morphing of which has effects we did not expect. Very rarely - order of one in a hundred thousand times - someone has problems when they acquire a morph that can lead to spontaneous or unintended morphing. There are also fatal side effects possible in principle but implausible on the order of one occurrance in a hundred billion morphs and never having occurred in recorded history.>

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<If you die it's going to be of 'war with Yeerks', not weird spontaneous side effects. But, safety talk, now you have it. Time limit's two Earth hours. Don't push it; towards the end it becomes harder and harder to change back.>

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"When does it being harder kick in?"

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<Technical limit's two Earth hours, four minutes, eighteen seconds. Two hours is about when it'd start getting harder.>

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"Ah, I see, my next question is why it would happen to be exactly two hours."

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<That would indeed be unusual. The time limit has to do with the energy requirements to sustain a connection between your brain - which is folded into subspace directing your morph - and the morph. My father was working on extending it, but his work was destroyed in the fight for this system.>

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"- So if you morph something smaller the rest of you's in subspace, but what if you turn into something bigger, where's that come from?"

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<Also subspace. There is a lot of stuff there.>

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"Huh. Okay. Anything else I should know - or would it make more sense to have the rest of the conversation with Andi around, that would probably make sense -"

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<Yes, if she wants it I will have to give the talk to her too.>

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So Bella goes and finds Andi, whose first question is:

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"You're like totally sure we don't get executed for treason or anything?"

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<I am totally sure. Unless you are planning to go sell us out to the Yeerks.>

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"Uh no? They had our dad?"

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<Yes, I really was not worried. I just cannot make categorical promises that there is nothing you could possibly do to get yourselves executed.>

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"...okay. So yeah. What's there even around for us to turn into?"

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"Can one acquire off of somebody else who is morphed at the time or no?"

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<No, that doesn't work. Which means you can check if someone is in morph by trying to acquire them, though trying to acquire someone is not subtle. You should probably start by acquiring a rabbit or something, there are a lot of rabbits here, and then I can teach you how to do a composite morph and you can get a generic Andalite one and then go into some city and get a few generic human ones.>

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"I was actually thinking we should acquire each other, I want to know if morphing Andi is enough to let me run without falling over and Andi can try guacamole."

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"Oooh, that might actually work. The guacamole thing I don't know about the other thing."

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<You should be able to run as well as any two-legged creature can when in a two-legged morph.>

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"I am already a two-legged creature and cannot run without falling over in the way that most humans can."

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<Then I do not know. Andi, you missed the safety talk -> and he recapitulates the safety talk. 

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"So is it even a good idea to do bunnies first or will we just be super freaked out."

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<It is a good idea to do bunnies in a controlled environment the first time you do bunnies. You are probably going to want to do nonhuman morphs at some point, and bugs will freak you out more than bunnies. Trying each other first seems reasonable, though.>

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"Cool. So what do we do."

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And he goes into the ship and comes back out with a glowing blue box. <Touch one side.>

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Touch.

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And he recites a long chain of not-translated gibberish, none of which is necessary but still. And they experience a pleasant sort of tingly sensation and then he takes the box back. <There you are.>

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"Thanks. How does acquisition work?"

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<Touch someone or something, concentrate, they should get very tranquil.>

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"Race you," Bella tells Andi, and they clasp hands. Bella goes tranquilized first.

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Awwww. He watches them just in case they come up with some new way to be stupid.

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When they've each acquired the other, they start trying to morph to see if they can do that naively. Andi wins the race again. It's a pretty short and minimally disgusting morph, since she's not changing very much. "...weird," she says.

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<Much cleaner than morphing a different species. You also cannot go directly from one morph to another. That's a potential advantage of having humans.>

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"...what do I in fact do, it can't be that complicated because Andi didn't need instructions but I'm a little lost," says Bella.

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<Concentrate on the form you want to take. Andi got it unusually fast, perhaps because she was morphing to her twin sister.>

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"I too am trying to morph my twin sister," mutters Bella. She concentrates.

Eventually -

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- she manages.

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<You should both be able to thought-speak now.>

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"How's that work, or is it another 'concentrate on it'?"

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<I have never not had thought-speech, but the interface is supposed to be intuitive, so probably just concentrate on it.>

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<Like so?>

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"- I wonder if I'm clumsy like Bella like this," Andi says, and she attempts to twirl. She does not fall over. "I'm not, I dunno if that means she will be..."

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<Yes, you have it.>

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<Thoughtspeaaaaak,> says Andi. <Are there like features or is it basically just talking without talking.>

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Bella twirls too. She also doesn't fall over. "Huh."

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<Range is better than talking, you can send concepts to some degree...>

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<Can you limit the audience? I'm betting yes.>

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<You can.>

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<How?>

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<By intending to.>

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<Is there any actual feedback if you do it wrong?>

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<You can try talking with Andi and I'll let you know if I hear it.>

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Some time elapses. <Did you hear any of that?>

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<Nope.>

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Bella demorphs. "Cool," she says.

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"Oh hey," says Andi, temporarily an identical twin, "can we acquire while we're morphed?"

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<You cannot.>

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So she demorphs. "Bunnies!"

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He can find them some bunnies.

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Twins pet bunnies.

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"Are we gonna have a clothes problem."

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<Yours is the only species I know of that wears synthetic external skin. So, yes.>

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"I don't mean will we have cute little Beatrix Potter bunny outfits I mean after we turn human again are we gonna be naked."

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<Yes.>

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"Do you have to actually like be in the room or could you not that."

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<I can depart.>

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"If we really need to be - tripsat while being bunnies - we can go one at a time," Bella says.

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He leaves.

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Andi turns into a bunny first.

<Aaaaah!> she exclaims. <Aaaaah, tall scary hold very still.>

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"...Andi, it's just me."

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<Hold VERY still!>

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<Hey, kid, you're a human - named Andi or Bella, I'm not sure which one you are - not a rabbit. Rabbit instincts.>

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<I'm Andi,> says Andi. <She's tall! She might eat me!>

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"I'm not going to eat you!"

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<You're talking at everyone in your range, Andi.>

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<Oh no, if I do that someone might find me and eat me,> she says, just to Talik and Bella.

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<I suppose I shouldn't ask if I can pet you.>

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<...you haven't eaten me yet.>

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This is kind of adorable. He confirms that she's not broadcasting to anyone else anymore, which requires explaining that, yes, he just gave the humans morphing behind Matirin's back, yes, he'll accept whatever punishment Matirin deems appropriate, blah blah blah he's still listening for the adventures of the bunnies.

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Eventually Andi calms down enough to let Bella pet her and abandon "hold very still" protocol and can mostly behave like herself-only-a-bunny by the time fifteen minutes are up. She demorphs.

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Bella tries it next.

<...Does it mean I did something wrong if I feel no particular fear of my sister eating me and do not feel inclined to hold very still?> she asks Talik.

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<Did you get the same bunny? Possibly you got a very tame bunny.>

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<It was the same one.> She lollops around the room.

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<No idea. Is there a reason you'd be particularly good at ignoring animal instincts - lots of meditation practice?>

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<I don't meditate as such. I think about my thoughts a lot but not in a meditationy way.>

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<Then I do not know. Doubt you did something wrong. If you have a block on getting animal instincts you can try acquiring something that flies, see if you can still fly. If you cannot do that, you will have a problem.>

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<I'm not having any trouble hopping or twitching my whiskers. What've we got in the birds department?>

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<We have not caught any Earth birds yet. One of the teams I think is out changing that.>

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<Okay.>

And she demorphs and puts her clothes back on and the girls come out of the room.

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And the Andalites run around in the grass, behaving very much like a herd of horses or deer or gazelles, until some of the other groups start to return.

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<Talik,> he says as soon as he returns, <it appears that the Yeerks are conducting mining operations on the southern American continent. I am going to ask the humans about local knowledge, and I would like you to lead a team in an hour to go down there, learn more, and take advantage of opportunities for sabotage that do not make it apparent we are operating here.>

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<Yeah, okay. We should talk first. Allow for an hour or so?>

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<Certainly. This sunset.> And to the humans, <What language and what phenotype will be necessary to pass as human in the Andes mountain range of the southern continent?>

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"Spanish, and darker than the morphs you've been using - black hair, at least slightly browner skin."

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<We may stop by a city to acquire more humans to work from, can you recommend such a city? Will Spanish be a challenge to pronounce for people who have mastered English?>

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"The phonemes are mostly pretty similar, the accent'll be different. Buenos Aires?"

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<Is that also a good place to familiarize ourselves with the accent, could we be there and speak only English without attracting too much attention?>

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"If you show up in your existing human morphs and speak English you'll look like tourists, which will not be a substantial fraction of the population but shouldn't be remarkable either. There's probably subtle accent variations between various locations but without looking at a map I can't guess if Buenos Aires is close enough to the place you have in mind to be a completely safe bet on the accent."

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<Other things we should know if travelling to that region?>

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"Currency'll be different, I don't know Argentina's off the top of my head. Can't vouch for the crime rate against random white tourists, have a plan for if someone mugs you."

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<What would that involve, and what would be an appropriate non-attention-getting response...>

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"Being threatened with some Earth weapon and told to give up your valuables. Hand over all the currency on you - or some nonridiculous amount, if you're carrying ridiculous amounts, but make it look like it's all of it, maybe carry it in an actual wallet especially if you can easily forge local IDs and such that would appear in a wallet - appear nonthreatening, wait for the mugger to leave."

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<Thank you. Will occurrences of this type be investigated, would we need to interact with law enforcement...>

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"I'm not sure how aggressive Buenos Aires's police force is about it. You could skip reporting it and muggers are liable to choose areas with few to no witnesses and there'd be no way for them to follow up."

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<I may want you on standby to answer questions while they are there.>

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"Sure, although bear in mind I only know tiny amounts of Spanish."

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<We can translate the requests and your proposed responses, if it comes up.>

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"Yeah, that works."

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And then more of the teams land and there is a flurry of activity as the Andalites try to put together what they've learned. 

 

 

And then there is a very cold angry <What.> and predictably a tail at Talik's throat and a half hour of silent glaring (and, presumably, private conversation) before he steps back, hardly looking at all relaxed.

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In spite of various assurances that they will not be executed for treason the girls are nervous.

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No one is going to be executed for treason. He paces for a while. 

 

<All right,> he says when he returns, <I am delaying the operation to South America by a day so this can be settled first. Are you two interested in enlisting in this military unit conducting military operations against the Yeerks.>

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"...are there potentially-non-obvious implications to 'military unit' that you're emphasizing it like that."

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<It would require that you obey orders, sometimes without enough context to evaluate whether they are good ones. There are occasions to disobey orders which I will give you the speech on. It would make you accountable under our laws for conduct during the war. It would mean you could be asked to do things without much prospect of surviving them. But I cannot send my men out with morph-capable advisors-slash-allies. If we are expanding our forces to include humans, they will have to be humans who are willing to work within our system and cognizant of the risks of this war.>

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"...why exactly can't we be morph-capable advisors-slash-allies?"

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<You can. I just cannot send you out on missions in that capacity.>

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"In case we get captured or something? That's why we have the poison things, we waited till we had the poison things."

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<No, because I am trying to balance about a hundred possible contingencies, many of which end with the destruction of this planet and everyone on it, and I cannot do that to a high enough standard of caution with people who might not be able or willing to follow instructions.>

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"I can cope with high fatality risk. I assume it's strategically unwise to accept significant capture risk for any reason?"

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<Yes.>

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"Can we get a summary or maybe a computer written translation or something of the laws we're accountable under?"

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<I will have the computers write up a translation. The short version is that you do not -> sigh - <share Andalite technology or capabilities with other races, you do not withhold strategically relevant information from your commander, you can resign or refuse an operation but you cannot desert or disobey orders in the field with the exception that you are obliged to disobey illegal orders. Illegal orders - no torture, no operations targeting civilians - Yeerks do not count as civilians - no morphing a Yeerk and controlling someone unless you have their advance consent and someone else is present with the means to check ongoing consent and the means to stop you.

 

I mentioned that we may kill everyone on this planet if there's no way to save it. That is an illegal order. If I gave it you would not be bound to follow it; if I gave it and you did follow it, that would not be a defense in a court-martial. The Andalite High Command has on occasion found it to be justified. They will never pardon it. The logic is that if something is important enough to commit genocide over, it is important enough to go to prison for, and that laws like that had better not have exceptions.>

 

And a computer translation, which expands on these things and penalties and the court-martial process and which offenses may be prosecuted by a unit operating far from home without oversight. 

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"Do Yeerk hosts count as civilians. Do Yeerk hosts whose Yeerks are soaking up rays at the moment count as civilians. What constitutes a means to check ongoing consent."

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<Yeerk hosts do not count as civilians. We cannot allow Yeerks to benefit from their ability to hide behind human shields that way. An operation to specifically target currently-free Yeerk hosts would probably be enough to warrant a hearing. A general operation to take out the Pool, with associated collateral damage, would not. Ongoing consent - someone with a Leeran morph, or the Yeerk agreeing to come out every twenty minutes or so.>

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"The Leeran morph part doesn't require consent?"

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<Our laws do not contain provisions for obtaining consent to read minds, no. The Leerans were discovered only a few years ago and there has not yet been time to settle on them.>

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"Where would we fall in the chain of command?"

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"Anything else we should know?"

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"Do we have to pass basic training or anything?"

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"Bella can be a bunny without freaking out about being tasty," Andi mentions.

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"...might be strategically relevant. Uh, I think we're in possibly pending results on the basic training question."

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<All right. You certainly do not have to make a decision today; we can have an extended probationary period, even, as long as we are clear on what expectations apply during it. You do not get overwhelmed by morph instincts even when it is your first time in a new form?>

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"Me and Andi acquired the same rabbit. She freaked out. I didn't notice anything to be freaked out by."

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<That is very interesting. 

 

 

There would be a lot of strategic advantages to having human morphers, beyond the fact we need more numbers.>

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"This was a factor, yeah."

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<As long as the Yeerks remain confident no Andalite would ever do such a thing, we might be able to convince them that my father did find a way around the two-hour limit, or around morphing directly from one form to another.>

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"Aside from spooking them what does that get us?"

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<Our objective over the coming weeks is to identify and capture someone high-ranking enough to offer a guess at whether the Yeerks will escalate the war when they learn they have Andalite opposition.>

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"And you make it look like they and their host died?"

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<Yes. Which means we will have to do it with very few captures, because a mass outbreak of suspicious deaths of Controllers in accidents will worry the Visser.>

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"Or do it with captures you can cluster somehow, yeah."

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<We have statistics on causes of accidental death among humans and are experimenting with whether there are ways to induce what looks like a natural heart attack, etcetera. If you have insight beyond that into how to cluster captures...>

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"Can't overuse any one thing or even do different things really close together, but if they'd ever be in a car together they can share a car accident; if they'd ever eat together they can share some nasty food poisoning; if they'd ever be in a house together they can all be shot in what looks like a burglary gone wrong; etcetera."

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<If we decide it's safe to make it known we are present we may still do that, to leave uncertainty about whether any given death was our work.>

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Nod. "They might start checking the bodies more carefully though."

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<We can always leave a dead Yeerk, but then I would be unable to promise the Yeerks swift deaths.>

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"Why's that? They wouldn't have to be real dead Yeerks any more than they'd have to be real dead humans."

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<It would surprise me tremendously if we can get fake Yeerks to enter someone's head; I assume the process requires some level of conscious knowledge.>

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"Maybe if you found a comparably parasitic animal to turn into the Yeerks that would help? But yeah, I guess it might not work."

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<We will continue experimenting. We are also experimenting with Earth substances that have harmful effects on Yeerks but not humans, in case there is something we could slip into water supplies.>

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Vigorous nodding.

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<Shall I leave you two to read over the laws while I consider what training would entail?>

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"Sounds like a plan."

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"Talik was saying we should see if Bella just doesn't have instincts from morphs at all or what by getting her a bird and seeing if she can fly."

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<A morph that can fly is a very valuable thing to have anyway. I will check on the status of the people sent for birds.>

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"Is flying as fun as it looks?"

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<It is.>

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"Kickass."

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<You will need to find a way to be mindful of the morphing limit; you do not seem to have the internal time-sense we have.>

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"I've noticed that you do seem to have very precise mental clocks. We can tell the difference between twenty minutes and two hours but if we're going to push it we'll need someone to thoughtspeak us the time as needed or a way to get a look at a real clock."

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<It should be possible to modify the morphing device to warn people when they are at the limits of their time. If recruiting humans turns out to be wise I will ask our engineers to look into that.>

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"I assume we won't be able to get that upgrade?"

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<That would not be possible with our current capabilities but is also the sort of thing the engineers could do. The problem is that we are very few in number, and many projects are urgent.>

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"Understood."

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<We are unlikely to be sending the two of you alone without Andalite support anyway.>

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"Yeah. Still pretty important to have contingencies. Can you start to demorph and then back out of it as a check to see if it's reached the point where it's more difficult, does that work?"

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<You can do that, though if you do that when it's already getting difficult you might be caught mid-morph.>

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"Which might be worse, I suppose."

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<Definitely.> Shudder.

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"...so what's the story with the birds, you were gonna check on the birds."

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<They are on their way back with a few species of birds which you can acquire.>

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"Cool what kinds?"

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<They are not familiar with the birds and do not have access to the computer to use to identify them yet.>

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"They could send images, we could probably guess down to the family if not the species."

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And so they are sent images. An owl, a few songbirds, a goose.

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"Ooh, the owl'll be useful for any night flying. And geese for distance. The little ones are less specialized as far as I know."

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<We looked up birds specialized for covering distance and for travel in tight spaces and so on, but not all of them were easily findable around here.>

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"I'm impressed they got that many. I guess the fact that wild animals are scared of humans doesn't apply as much to Andalites."

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<And we have better reflexes.>

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"And stun weapons, that probably helps a ton."

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<Tomorrow you will be taught how to use those.>

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"Makes sense."

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"What else are we gonna learn?"

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<Morphing while injured or while under fire, flying under fire, generalized not panicking under fire - you are at some point going to need to kill human Controllers and it is likely that'll be hard for you but I cannot think of a way to make it easier through training...>

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"...arrrrre you going to injure us so we can morph injured?"

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<Yes, that is how practice morphing injured works.>

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"Um."

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<You do not have to do any training but then you definitely will not be assigned any operations work.>

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"It makes sense but under the condition of not having morphing tech to make recovering from injuries relatively trivial humans' social expectations include 'your allies don't injure you, except for medical purposes or maybe a mercy killing or something'."

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<Thank you. That is useful to know. Injuries make it much harder and slower to demorph, mostly by impeding concentration; this is a problem that can be overcome with practice, such that someone practiced at morphing injured is likelier to be able to morph or demorph while dying. Is there a way to achieve that result without causing injury? If it were self-inflicted would that get around the taboo?>

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"If it's a concentration thing that can probably be trained with noise and flashing lights and being noninjuriously prodded, at least to an extent. If it's a discomfort thing putting us in adverse weather conditions or underwater or something would probably work without the same psychological barrier. There is a separate taboo against self-inflicting injury outside a narrow class of painful cosmetic procedures, most of which inconveniently don't continue to hurt for very long."

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Humans. <All right. We can do concentration and discomfort and that is probably all the morphing you will have energy for tomorrow anyway.>

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"Oh, is it tiring?"

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<Exceptionally so. With endurance training someone can manage maybe four morphs in a day.>

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"...we did each other and then the rabbit and I'm not tired. Andi, are you tired?"

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"No? Maybe morphing each other doesn't count because it doesn't change us that much?"

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<I would not expect that to affect it very much.>

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"On the one hand I'm inclined to say that we should go ahead and try birds as soon as birds get here and see if we're tired, but maybe it'd hit us all of a sudden while we've still got feathers on?"

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<You should not experience exhaustion so sudden and intense you cannot demorph, but it might not be wise to try, since no humans have ever been given morphing technology before.>

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"On the other hand if we do have irregular morphing endurance that seems useful to know."

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<Yes. You could try morphing each other again? The worst-case if you suddenly fall down too exhausted to morph back is that we have two hours to revive you and even if we fail you are no worse off than you were before Talik decided to interfere.>

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"Well, there's some opportunity cost and it'd confuse Charlie, but yeah."

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And she's her sister

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And her sister is her.

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And neither of them are exhausted?

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"I don't even feel like sort of tired?"

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Bella demorphs. "Me either."

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Andi follows suit. "Four? Seriously?"

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<With practice. Maybe it's your smaller starting mass?>

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"Do Andalite children ever learn to morph?"

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<Not typically. It is a new technology and not in widespread public use.>

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"Well, if you wind up scaling up human recruitment there's plenty of humans two, three times our size to check..."

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<If humans can do more morphs per day there are a lot of operations humans might be able to handle which we could not.>

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"I hadn't actually realized four was the upper limit for you guys, I was imagining much greater flexibility than that."

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<It's not a hard limit, but you would not be able to stand up or hold your own in a fight if you pushed it past that.>

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"Well, we're just all kindsa useful, huh."

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<It appears so.>

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"Cool. Should we try birds today or wait?"

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<You aren't tired at all?>

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"Not more than I expect to be at this time of day? Maybe like I went for a brisk walk or something but I could be imagining that because you keep expecting it."

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<Then go ahead and try it.>

 

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Both girls acquire all the birds. Bella morphs the owl first.

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"Can I pet you, I heard once that owls are soft."

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<Knock yourself out.>

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Pet pet!

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And when Andi has had her fill of that Bella takes off perfectly ably and swoops around on silent wings. <Looks like all my actually useful instincts are in working order. The ears on this thing are amazing.>

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<Impressive.> Even with four eyes tracking it he can barely see it in the dark.

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<Andi, do you want me spotting while you're a goose or can I fly around a bit?>

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"Go ahead and fly around. - Uh did Talik explain the clothes thing, we're gonna need you to go away when we morph back."

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<He mentioned that you'd expressed the concern. It is objectionable for humans ever to see another human unclothed?>

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"It's okay if it's us 'cause we're sisters."

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<There's actually lots of exceptions but exactly none of them in any way apply to you.>

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<I will depart when you are ready to demorph.>

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Andi turns into the goose. She winds up with her shirt draped amusingly on her head and shakes it off. <Oh this is much less freaky than the bunny. If somebody tried to eat me I could totally take them.>

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He starts thinking about operations that could be successful if someone could do half a dozen morphs in a short period of time.

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Andi flies around! Wheeeeeee!

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You could probably infiltrate the Blade ship but that does not seem like a mission you'd come back from.

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Oblivious to his unsent contemplations they fly. The owl's more maneuverable, the goose is faster on a straightaway. They hoot and honk respectively to see what that's like. <Time?> Bella asks Matirin every ten to fifteen minutes.

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And eventually he tells them that they're about out of time.

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And they swoop down to where their clothes are and remind him to shoo.

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He leaves. Humans: do not like being without their synthetic outer skins. Will take offense if you do this or see them doing it. It is not anywhere resembling the strangest cultural taboo but he does wonder how they managed before inventing synthetics.

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"Still not tired," Bella comments, when she emerges re-dressed a minute later.

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<That is very impressive and potentially very useful.>

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"Cool."

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<We will acquire you some more morphing options tomorrow. Though I would still like you on call to help the team in Buenos Aires navigate as needed.>

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"Sure thing."

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And the next day a team leaves for Buenos Aires and another team leaves for a few parts of the globe they have not yet checked for Yeerk activity and they find a flea, a moose, and a pelican for everyone to acquire.

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Yay, acquisitions - "There's no limit to how many of these you can store, right?"

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Andi acquires them all and then sprouts antlers and stops there and laughs her overbalanced head off.

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And he stops and stares in astonishment. <You are an estreen?>

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"I'm a what now? It's not nice to call people words they don't know." She has her hands under her antlers to avoid overburdening her neck.

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<You can control the order in which a morph happens. It is a very rare ability.>

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"...Oh, is that why Bella looks so messed up when she does it?"

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"I thought it was random and she was just lucky - when she demorphed from the goose she kept the wings till the very end, they were huge, and pranced around saying she was an angel -"

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<Talent. Very rare talent. It can be learned a little bit with practice but most people will never be as capable as your sister is innately.>

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"Any interesting synergy with the endurance thing?"

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Andi gets tired of her moose antlers and shoos them away.

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<She might be able to go directly out of one morph and into another without making it obvious 'human' was the intermediate stage.>

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"I'm not sure how I'd do that..."

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<What happens if you try morphing rabbit while demorphing from goose, can you, say, change a leg to human and then on to rabbit while most of you is still goose?>

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"Maybe? But there'd still be the human leg in there..."

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<But fast enough, and piecemeal, someone who wasn't expecting you to be human might not notice.>

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"I can try it I guess. Hey Bella if I can do the angel thing -"

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"No way you'd be able to fly like that sorry."

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<If you kept your body small rather than making the eagle wings human-sized, perhaps.>

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"Toooootally gonna do the angel thing." Nod. "I'll practice the rabbit goose thing? Unless I should put that off till later? We're gonna probably do training?"

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<Morphing practice is also important. If you prefer it and will not be exhausted by it it is a perfectly good use of the day.>

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"Seems like it makes sense while Bella's being on standby for Buenos Aires? As long as we were going to do all the training together, anyway, I was assuming that."

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<Yes, there's nothing yet for which it would make sense to train you separately.>

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So Andi nips off to work on goose-to-rabbit-and-back.

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And the team in Buenos Aires calls Bella with a few questions about how to navigate complicated interactions in the city and checks the major hospitals for signs that people are coming in for vaccines and leaving as alien parasite slaves.

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Bella consults insofar as she can without having ever been to Argentina in her life.

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Well, compared to them she's a local. 

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Yep.

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By the time she has helped them through getting a hotel and internet access and they are safely ensconced there acquiring regionally appropriate morphs and accents, it's evening.

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And should she sleep or stay up?

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<If there are any catastrophic problems I will wake you, but I do not expect any.>

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She doesn't either. She sleeps.

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The Andalites in Buenos Aires manage not to get the attention of either the police or the Yeerks for eight unsupervised hours.

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And she's up in the morning to give advice on what portion sizes of room service will not seem suspicious for the size of their group if they want breakfast.

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...yes, that is probably useful information. They are instructed to order food in plausible portion sizes.

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"And maybe don't eat it in front of any humans - and some of it will be spicy, it amuses humans to put various amounts of pain-inducing chemical in certain foods and I think Argentina probably does more of that than the United States..."

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This is relayed as well.

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"And some of it might require utensils to eat neatly -" She explains utensils.

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Human food consumption is complicated. Rewarding, admittedly, but complicated. 

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"I'm actually not clear on how you eat. Or do whatever non-eating thing provides you with energy."

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<We absorb nutrients in the grass when we run or walk or stand. The grass on the Andalite homeworld is better suited to this, but Earth's grass suffices, and the computer is checking for nutrient deficiencies. If any are observed we can supplement for them.>

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...okay. That's weird. "Explains the grass flooring."

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<It is also more comfortable. But yes.>

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Giggle. "I actually find grass sort of itchy to be in direct contact with."

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<You could acquire an Andalite morph and see if the distaste persists.>

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"I should probably do that. Although the fact that there are no female Andalites around will make it a little bit weird. Probably'll bother Andi more than me. It'll be interesting to check out the four eyes thing though."

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<I find it rather terrifying to only have two and be entirely ignorant of whatever is going on behind me. It would probably be unwise to be a female Andalite even if we had the samples available; it would instantly invite suspicion from the Yeerks.>

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"Well, yeah, obviously it wouldn't be weird enough to warrant looking off in the field, but for trying the species out under controlled conditions..."

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<Fair enough. I regret the current impossibility.> Rather deeply, as the ship that would have the first female Andalite cadet would also have some other people he would really benefit from seeing.

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"Any peculiar Andalite instincts Andi's going to need to worry about?"

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<Andalites are very rational and are not instinct-driven.>

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"I see. What do you notice when you're in a human morph?"

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<The vulnerability, mostly, and the poor balance, and the excellence of taste. You are also not a particularly instinct-driven species.>

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"Huh, I'd have expected there to be more of a discernible contrast, are sapients all like that?"

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<I have not morphed enough sapients to guess.>

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"And people don't compare notes on this sort of thing?"

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<Andalites rarely morph other sapients at all.>

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"What are the standard morphing use cases?"

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<Entertainment on our home world, espionage with trained operatives, healing.>

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"Yeah, I guess other sapients wouldn't come up that often."

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<It is still a relatively new technology, and even more recently ceased to be a military secret.>

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"How new is new?"

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<Developed to the point of being safely testable around thirty of your years ago, became public knowledge about fifteen years ago, became widely available in the last few.>

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"So like about as old as cellphones, not that new."

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<Travel between star systems is not instantaneous. It is a safe assumption that if a technology is recent enough that it only became a consumer product in the last few years, all sorts of interesting experiments with other sapient species have not yet been conducted.>

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"Fair enough."

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<After the war, maybe.> Sigh.

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"...yeah."

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<My objectives for today if you two are ready were to teach you how to use a shredder, get you an Andalite morph, and then practice morphing under distracting or uncomfortable conditions - underwater, subject to annoyingly loud noises, and so on.>

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"Sounds like a plan. We'll have to learn to do the phenotype blending thing for the Andalite morph."

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And there follows an explanation of how to do the phenotype blending thing, mostly for Bella's benefit because Andi will probably just be able to do it. Estreens are very fortunate in that respect.

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"And who are we acquiring for this?"

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There are a dozen Andalites currently around! They should each be able to get a good blend from five or so.

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"So when you did this with humans you all got really pretty humans, does that just kind of happen automatically when you mix stuff up or what?"

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<If you are concentrating on not including any defects you will get a body free of them, even if the sources had minor defects. No one with defects is permitted in our military so the effect will likely be less pronounced, but you will probably by default be young, symmetrical, healthy, and therefore pretty Andalites.>

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And Andi nods and goes off in private to save her clothes the experience and trots out.

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It takes Bella a while longer to compose a phenotype but eventually she emerges too.

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<I thought there weren't supposed to be too many instincts this is totally more instincts than a goose. I feel like I should have pockets I don't know what to do with my arms if I'm not running maybe I should run running would be fun. Oh wow I'm eating with my feet I wasn't even trying to do that. Bella why aren't you looking at me don't you like me.>

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<Of course I like you, what are you talking about?> Bella asks, swiveling a stalk eye toward Andi. <The visual processing is wild, wow.>

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They are both adequately unremarkable Andalites. Alloran will not recognize them but then he did not know everybody. 

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Andi runs around! Running is fun!

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<What's with her thinking it means I don't like her if I'm not looking at her?>

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<To avert all four of your eyes from someone is fairly unusual.>

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<I guess that makes sense as long as you've got 'em to spare.> Bella politely looks at Andi while Andi cavorts. She cavorts a little bit too to get used to the four-leggedness. She lashes her tail possibly more than is polite. <Having a tail is awesome.>

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<It is> he agrees. <Also deadly. I am not going to teach you to tail-fight; it would be apparent immediately to any Yeerk that you are an amateur. But do at least learn caution with it; you could injure someone.>

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<Yeah.> She manages her tail a bit more conservatively, keeps one stalk eye aimed behind her. <It is so trippy to have three different angles on the world like this.>

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<Are there not Earth animals with a full field of vision?>

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<Predators do binocular vision, prey does the one eye on each side of the head thing but still have blind spots and most of them can't move their eyes independently, chameleons can move their eyes independently but still only have two and their eyes are still stuck in their heads, I guess some bugs and snails and stuff have outright stalk eyes but it'd still be just two of them without the extra set in the head and we haven't tried those.>

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<It is a very good feature. I am surprised none of Earth's astonishing array of species arrived at it.>

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<We turn our heads more, I think. And maybe rely on hearing more? Seems like you hear okay but it's harder to localize the sounds...>

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<Since you use hearing for communication it makes sense yours would be more acute.>

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<Yeah. Rabbits are pretty quiet animals and don't eat anything that might make noise and still have pretty good ability to hear where things are though.>

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<Inform me when you are ready to practice weapons.>

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<Is that best done with the extra fingers?>

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<Yes. It will also be useful for you to determine how to make it work with human hands, but our weapons are designed for us.>

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And they abort their cavorting to come learn to shred things.

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This is a shredder. These are its settings: stun, kill, leave really large gaping holes.

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<How much risk of injurious side effect is there on the stun setting?>

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<That depends on the target species. The computers estimate that with humans the most significant risk is head injuries sustained from falling over after being stunned.>

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<Gotcha. Are they different underlying beams or does there just happen to exist a beam that actually goes uncomplicatedly from 'stun' to 'kill'? To what extent should we worry about battery charge?>

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<Both the stun and kill settings stop electrical activity in the brain; the kill setting does so less reversibly. It is not exactly 'the same thing, scaled up' but that is a closer approximation than 'different underlying beams'.> And there is a half-hour talk on weapon caution and maintenance and storage. <Battery for these will therefore not be a problem until ship fuel starts to be one, which is, in my estimation, in a month at current usage.>

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<Do you have a plan for local power generation or siphoning off the grid or something?>

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<The ships cannot be fueled with electricity from your electrical systems. We will probably have to build our own generators, and are scouting supplies and locations for that.>

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<...I can't nod with this neck. Is there a nodding-equivalent.>

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He does a sort of tail flick.

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Flick. <Cool. Hey Andi I wonder if you can do an Andalite with human neck flexibility?>

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<That sounds way harder than moose antlers.>

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<That sounds rather alarming even were it possible.>

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<Why?>

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<Would you not be alarmed by a human with an owl's neck flexibility?>

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<I suppose. But that's a good idea too if you can pull it off, Andi!>

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<Groooooss.>

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And then target practice, and target practice with various distractions like weapons being fired all around them and Hork-Bajir charging at them, and then they are at nearly two hours.

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Andi demorphs and leaves her ears pointy till the last second and giggles about being an elf.

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And they start figuring out how to work shredders on five-digit hands.

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It is workable. Shredders are not meant to be easy to fire but they are also not meant to take a long time the shooter might not have.

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Bella has better aim if she morphs her sister, it transpires.

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That is interesting. Perhaps they should look up the winner of human competitions for shooting and see if that person can be acquired.

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"I suspect it's actually just compensating for my clumsiness thing - this is why Andi knew how to work Charlie's gun and I didn't, I would've been a hazard - but it's possible there's some extra edge to be had."

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And more practice shooting things and shooting things under distracting and variously hazardous conditions.

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Neither one is a sharpshooter but they can mostly hit things if the things are not very small and not moving too much.

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Which no creatures Yeerks infest are. He is more worried they'll freeze up in an emergency than that they'll miss, but the practice will help with both. Humans are perfectly teachable. He probably should start recruiting.

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"How good is morphing at getting rid of long-term injuries in the baseline form?"

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<Barring a few rare conditions which persist through morph for Andalites - of which your clumsiness might be a human analogue - perfect.>

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"You could probably get free bonus goodwill by going after people with assorted impairments, then. If you want ex-military there's plenty of overlap there. And you can disappear people with cancer or whatever and it won't be particularly suspicious if they 'die'."

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<Damaged former soldiers would be an interesting population to draw from. And one the Yeerks would have been unlikely to bother with.>

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"Yeah, they can't get the same mileage out of 'em. Do be advised that former soldiers frequently have psychological damage too."

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<War is terrible.>

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"Yep. It's possible that human PTSD is different from whatever happens with Andalites, though, so be on the lookout."

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<How does trauma manifest for humans, is it likely to affect you two...>

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"I'm not a psychologist - off the top of my head hypersensitivity to reminiscent stimuli even in safe environments, and flashbacks? And maybe."

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<Notify me if it does, please.>

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"Will do."

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<I would like to start going over your capital city and how we can reach your leadership without drawing Yeerk attention.>

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"Are you pretty sure the Yeerks don't have the President or half the Senate or anything?"

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<No. Evaluating that is one of our next priorities, though.>

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"Well, assuming the Yeerks don't already have the attention of the leadership in the worst possible way, I bet there are private phone lines you can get the numbers for with your miscellaneous spy tech and get the President's attention that way? And it's less likely to be taken as hostile than most other mechanisms of contact. Again assuming the Yeerks are not there the security measures will not be intended to handle small animals if that doesn't pan out and you have to have somebody surprise him in the Oval Office, although they'll probably be at least reasonably robust against dogs and other domestic creatures that might be dangerous in their own right or carry bombs or whatever, you'd have to be a bug or something."

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"Once we determine that the Yeerks do not already control the leadership, I expect we will not have much trouble being taken seriously. It would also be useful to have a sense of whether the president is likely to openly react and push the Yeerks into escalating - I do not know how much is publicly known about his temperament or advisors..."

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"A lot is ostensibly known about both but you have to assume his entire media presence and that of everyone close to him is very carefully curated. He'll be up for reelection in a year and has to manage public opinion to keep his office at that time, which unfortunately is a lot more about giving people an appealing picture of his personal character than about making intelligent policy proposals."

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<Democracy has its disadvantages,> he agrees readily.

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"It works really well for some things, but straightforward predictable handling of extraterrestrial visitors isn't one of 'em. Although I'm not sure other human forms of government would do much better on that front either."

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<We have first contact procedures but I expect I will end up discarding them even if it is possible to go directly to your president.>

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"Oh? What are they?"

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<Most relevant is the injunction against disclosing any information about us or our technology.>

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"...how do you do first contact without, bare minimum, 'we are aliens with interstellar travel'."

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<Our home world is only eighty-seven of your lightyears from here. I could claim to have gotten here very slowly.> Tail-flop.

 

<If it had not gone so badly with the Yeerks ->

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<The problem is that if the President decides to launch your primitive missiles at the Blade ship in orbit we could not do much at that point to stop him. It would go badly if I tried seizing your government.>

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"Would Earth tech be able to detect it? I was assuming if that were doable it'd have happened already, some astronomers or the military would've noticed."

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<No. You would not stand a chance. Some people would try anyway.>

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"I'd like to say he's not unhinged enough to start aiming missiles vaguely at the sky trying to hit something he can't see but I don't actually know."

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<We can teach you how to see them, too, it just seems very likely that the Yeerks will find a way to infiltrate an operation as large-scale as that.>

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"Yeah."

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<Have you thought of any other angles of approach while we are still investigating?>

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"You could thoughtspeak him at range, it's more likely to spook him than the phone idea but it's less theoretically hoaxable."

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<And it is less likely that anyone listening in would be a Controller.>

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"Yeah, I don't know whether to expect the phone lines otherwise reserved for, like, 'Russia launches nuclear war' to be monitored but if they were it'd be a place the Yeerks would want to have somebody stashed."

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<Yeerks should not want a nuclear war; it is not as if it diminishes human military capabilities relative to theirs meaningfully, and it does kill lots of potential hosts and lots of the industrial bases they presumably desire to turn to the task of making them more ships to take over more worlds if they win on Earth. I do not know if they would have thought to monitor for a nuclear war but probably.>

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"How smart should I assume they are, generally? It'd be hard to get the President but I do not think it'd be impossible - also how much field work should I assume Visser Three may do as their only morph-capable?"

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<It would surprise me if he does much which runs a risk of being ignomiously squished. Yeerks are - probably internally divided and badly incentivized on a personnel level enough to not be acting optimally for taking over your world, but they are certainly smart.

 

 

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"If I were coming up with a plan to get the President Yeerked I'd go through the First Lady, who has to have some unsupervised access to him - how portable are Yeerks outside hosts, how long does it take one to go in, would it wake up somebody from sleep -"

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<They can survive a few minutes in air, at least a day in water. It takes them a while to get - wholly settled - but you might not wake from sleeping and even if you did, you'd probably have lost motor control by then. The greater challenge would be ensuring regular access to a pool.>

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"Yeah, for that you'd need a substantial fraction of the Secret Service, unless there's a way to do a teeny one-Yeerk pool and keep it in a cupboard or something."

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"Could cover for that with the First Lady," Bella says. "Just have them on a staggered schedule, keep restraints and a gag around."

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<...those would not provoke alarm if discovered?>

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"Not necessarily."

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<All right. We can check whether the President's schedule frequently involves being away from his partner for an extended times and if not, whether that changed at some point.>

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"Yeah. There may be a way to do it without her but not nearly as easily."

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<No one else has routine unsupervised access?>

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"He might occasionally get genuine privacy with other family members but the only person I'm positive will not even have a Secret Service guy lurking when they're alone is his wife."

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<So at a minimum it is the place to check first. Thank you.>

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"You're welcome."

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<The President's intimate partner would definitely be his wife?>

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"...He might have others but not openly, might be genuinely hard for the Yeerks to find out, no news of an affair has broken and the media eats that kind of thing up; and I wouldn't expect structures in place to make sure that they could go unsupervised on a sufficiently reliable every-three-days basis, it'd probably have to be more opportunistic than that."

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"Congresspeople are less supervised and prone to having affairs," she mentions, "so the expectation that if they have the President they have the First Lady doesn't apply there."

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<To what degree are humans paired, officially or unofficially...>

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"What do you mean?"

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<Should we have a stable expectation that adult humans have a partner, if we are pretending to be humans will it be surprising if we do not have one, are all partnerships of a male and a female, do they exist even if there are no children, if humans are partnered are they likely to have licit or illicit other relationships...>

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"Oh. Many but not all adult humans have romantic partners, either fairly informally or married as an ostensibly lifelong commitment which doesn't always work out that way. At the age you present as with the morphs I've seen you guys in it might be slightly odd if you claimed to have never ever had one but not odd not to have one at the moment; if you morph older than that it gets likelier that you'd have paired off and also likelier that if you had a partner it would be a spouse, but it's not impossible for humans to stay single their whole lives or wind up broken up or divorced or widowed at any point. Most romantic partnerships are opposite-sex, and in most social circles and virtually all institutional structures those relationships are privileged and same-sex ones stigmatized, often to the point that people with same-sex partners don't tell anybody or only tell a small number of people they're close to. Humans do all this regardless of whether they want kids but it is not unreasonable to ask someone who's gotten married if they're planning on reproducing, and some people reproduce, in some cases by accident, without being married or having secured investment on the kids from their partner, which is more or less stigmatized in various circles too. Humans have illicit other relationships all the time and it's a common cause of breakups. Licit ones are uncommon, virtually never institutionally supported or socially popularized, but not impossible in principle."

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This is a useful answer; he is not wagging his tail, Andalite tails are deadly weapons and do not wag, but he might be swishing it. <Thank you.>

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"You're welcome. - Nobody's hit on any morphed Andalites yet, have they? I suppose it's possible you wouldn't have even noticed..."

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<How would that situation be identifiable if it arose?>

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"Inconveniently a lot of human flirting involves a very gradual dismantling of plausible deniability about that being what they're up to. And subtle body language and tone of voice stuff I probably can't describe usefully. And it's intensely culture-laden so like if somebody in America has asked you if you would like to get a cup of coffee that was probably hitting on you but if somebody in Buenos Aires did the same thing for all I know that'd be totally innocent."

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<Is this likely to cause strategic problems at some point?>

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"Probably not. The main way being oblivious to it would be liable to get you into trouble would be if you actually went and got coffee with somebody only to discover that the coffee was metaphorical, and presumably that is not something you're inclined to do."

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<I do not think interpersonal interactions while in morph are a good way to identify valuable human allies, no.>

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Snort. "Then you should be fine. It's also customary for women not to do the approaching and you're all guys and any guys who wanted to approach you would probably do so in a much narrower set of contexts due to the aforementioned stigma so it may not come up at all."

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<If there's a stigmatized and therefore somewhat separate community of people who frequently proposition strangers for intimate interactions that would be a good way for Yeerks to infest a lot of people.>

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"...and now I have a mental image of a dude at a gay bar with a Yeerk in a thermos in his backpack, great. Uh, yeah, that could be a vector but it's probably not an efficient way to go after a specific target chosen for unrelated reasons. I think I'd be more worried about doctors and dentists, and of course there's always the Sharing."

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<We have not yet been able to establish the extent to which Yeerks are selecting specific targets and the extent to which they are just trying to get lots of Yeerks hosted relatively quickly. Hopefully they are being selective, as that would suggest they do not yet have the resources to feed a million Yeerks.>

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"I would actually be quite worried about medical professions as a one-to-many infestation source."

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<Frequently have unsupervised contact with many strangers?>

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"Yep. And access to lots of private information about how healthy they are and wouldn't even need to start an altercation to introduce something to the ear canal."

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<I can organize reconnaissance around that principle.

 

 

The solution I am currently leaning toward is to spend a few months information-gathering, try to identify all the pools on the surface, then hit them all at once.>

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"They must have ways to generate Kandrona on their ships - actually, come to think of it, is there any reason to assume they have more Yeerks than shipboard generator capacity? Did they all have to travel here or are they liable to have multiplied since?"

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<They are liable to have multiplied, but may not have left at shipboard generator capacity. In any event if they have to all leave the planet to feed then, if it does not end the world, we teach the human military how to get past their shielding.>

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Nod.

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<And if in our estimation that would end the world, we just continue stalling them until the fleet comes. If there are no Yeerk installations planetside the fleet can take out the Yeerks without significant collateral damage.>

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"How long's the fleet liable to take?"

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<...that is complicated.>

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"...oh?"

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<For internal political reasons the fleet was divided on coming here. There are forces that are not far at all and might rendezvous with our survivors and attempt something right away, but they do not have the strength to win that fight unless some extraordinary fortune accompanies them. There is the High Council which is balancing many concerns as urgent as this one and if they knew we were here would probably tell us to just kill everyone.>

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"Ah."

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<If the Yeerks are inhibited from continuing to operate planetside at all then we can teach your people the ships you'll need ourselves. If the Yeerks do not escalate then we can just continually stall. But if they escalate or we cannot get to all of them and help fails to come, I do not have any good ideas.>

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Nod.

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<I am sorry.>

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"You showed up. I'm glad you showed up."

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<I hope I showed up for more than a mercy-genocide.>

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"That'd be nice but a mercy-genocide improves substantially on Yeerks infesting everybody and breeding us as slaves and using us to go take over more planets."

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<We are well aware of that and prepared to do it.> Sigh.

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"So. I'm glad you showed up."

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<I feel exceedingly fortunate that you were one of the first two dozen humans we spoke to. None of the next hundred were similarly helpful.>

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"I'm pretty great."

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Tail-movement. <It is late by local time. I should go reflect. Good night.>

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"Good night."

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The Buenos Aires team is sent into the Andes to look at that mining operation; another team is deployed to look at a materials supplier for the Sharing; two others are sent out to Forks and Boise, where they have reason to believe there are Yeerk pools. Matirin asks Bella and Andi to stay in camp but listen in on the transmitted activities of the Boise team and tell him how they'd handle a similar assignment.

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They can do that. What's the Boise team up to? What's the exact mission objective?

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Find the Pool, find the highest-ranking local Yeerk, figure out the Pool's security well enough to describe a good operation to go destroy it, in that order. 

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And their reasons to believe Boise has a Pool at all...?

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There's a big Sharing retreat held here every year.

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Yep, that'd be a reason.

Sharing meetings are a good opportunity for people to slip away to feed their Yeerks; checking out the venues when there's not a meeting in session and looking for entrances that would be easy to secure and unobtrusive to have people slipping in and out of seems like a good first step to Bella.

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Here is a map of the publicly accessible parts of the YMCA complex where the Sharing retreats happen!

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Signs of recent construction? Or recently applied 'employees only' signs? Basement access with a key in the elevator?

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 New tennis courts here, new 'employees only' signs here and here and here - as far as they can tell, at least - and the elevators look like this the Andalites are not sure how to interpret all the buttons.

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She can tell them how to interpret the buttons.

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They narrow it down, go housefly, and follow someone in. Looks like punching the right series of elevator buttons does it, and there's also an access point sized for trucks which is in the process of being sealed up. They debate whether to plant a tiny camera. On the one hand they could learn traffic and Controllers in the city and learn of changes to its security; on the other, if the device were found, it would make it obvious there were Andalites around.

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Maybe they should get something a human could have dropped instead of an Andalite camera? Or, the rest of the Y may have security cameras, perhaps they could hack into those and get some if not complete traffic data.

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<What is something a human might have dropped?>

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"Cellphone. Slightly implausible that it wouldn't be noticed missing; more plausible if it has a cracked screen or something and could have been replaced. One of those walkie-talkies security guards have, bonus points if you get the model the Y security use and it looks like somebody just wandered off with one of theirs. Tape recorder but then you'd have to collect it to listen to the tape. Presumably any of the above would prompt investigation but I don't know how suspicious nobody admitting to dropping the things would be. They all have battery life limitations though."

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They compare a few dozen options and end up deciding to leave nothing for now and perhaps reconsider when they're closer to the simultaneous pool attack. 

And now for identifying the ranking Yeerk.

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"How prone to changing hosts around are they?"

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It is not recorded to happen very often except when getting a more valuable host as a promotion.

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"So can't assume it's the most high-status or comfortable host. Might be more likely to be one who's pretending to be dead. Maybe somebody who - not leads, but is close to the leadership of, the Sharing? Because they wouldn't want that as a full time job but would want a way to keep an eye on it?"

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They find some unremarkable local animals, morph them, check out these people for unusual levels of activity. They identify some candidates. (Meanwhile, the same process is happening with the other field teams; Matirin is loosely tracking all the operations, four eyes swivelling.)

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Bella waits for news, thinking.

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Here are ten profiles of Controllers who could be in charge here - two ostensibly dead, four retired, the rest employed by the Sharing.

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What did the dead ones do before being dead?

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That's easier to get from the IRS than from turning into a stray dog. One was an accountant; the other ran a liquor store.

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Hm, no obvious reason to need to kill off either identity. Bella doesn't have a reason to strongly expect any specific candidate to be in charge here.

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They eliminate three and then decide the risk of getting discovered or killed by accident makes it not worth narrowing it down further. They return to the camp and race around in the grass for several hours before everyone settles down to talk about how to destroy a Yeerk pool.

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"Where's the generator relative to the liquid?"

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Unknown; the generators have a range of at least a quarter-mile and it is probably encased well underground somewhere. 

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"Is the liquid relatively trivial to replace or is poisoning it an option?"

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Poisoning it kills all the Yeerks currently in the pool, and that would be a setback; it is probably replaceable within a few days. If they turn it to concrete or something it might take longer to fix.

 

What they need is a way of detecting where the generator is by catching Kandrona rays. Matirin murmurs that someone is working on that.

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"Do they have any effect on humans or animals or anything?"

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Not more than radio waves do.

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How big would the generator have to be? What's the poolside setup for directing rays into the pool?

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Here's a sketch of the pool (and the one in Forks, and the one in the Andes). No one is sure how big the generators would have to be. The ones the Andalites gave the Yeerks were like so but that was nearly thirty years ago.

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Poolside equipment isn't conveniently directional? Are they sure there's one pool per generator and not - minipools elsewhere in Boise?

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They didn't see anyone skip a feeding or go elsewhere for one. It's possible there's someone who has a private pool and who they did not catch at all.

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Minipools would complicate things. And if the liquid's easy and the generator's the tricky part it seems like an obvious good idea to have at least a few, for emergencies. If a Yeerk starves the host survives the experience, right, they have to be sure of being able to feed every Yeerk every time or expect to be able to kill off or reinfest those hosts without making a fuss. If there's a Boise suburb which has a pool too that might let them triangulate a better guess of where to look for a buried generator?

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Hosts do survive their Yeerk starving, yes. They look at aerial maps of Boise in case there's anything else promising.

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...actually do they have a perfect record of killing or reinfesting anybody whose Yeerk starved because their plane home from a business trip was delayed or something, she's not immediately sure how to sort out news about that from other cases of people randomly snapping but here's every way she can think of to reasonably phoneticize "Yeerk" and other key words in English...

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There are a couple dozen scattered messageboard posts. There's a terrible website with a rainbow background warning about space slugs. There's something that some people think was a publicity stunt for the upcoming X-Men movies.

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Anything that looks like a coverup to an informed observer?

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<Some of these people could genuinely have witnessed something. I doubt any were Controllers - if you were, and you escaped, the thing to do would be kill yourself, or maybe if you were enough of an optimist flee very far and drop off the radar...>

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"Or kill as many other people you knew to be Controllers as possible first, or try a stunt with a time bomb, or go to the media or the government if you're that optimistic, or try to rescue Controller loved ones..."

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Nod. <No way to reach any of them, regrettably. We could trace forum posts but so can the Yeerks.>

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Nod.

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<If we are curious how the Yeerks are managing information control we could fabricate some posts, see what bites, but that should wait until we are close to the pool attacks anyway.>

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"Makes sense."

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No cities seem to have backup pools. There does not seem to be a better way to get locations of the generators than finding someone who should have been present for installation and reading it out of their heads, and they only have three people with Leeran morphs. They decide to scout more cities. 

<We can cover one additional city if you and Andi think you could do this work,> Matirin says to them.

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"By ourselves or in a team?"

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<In a team.>

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"I think we can do that. Might want more morph options than we currently have."

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He looks at a list of cities with major Sharing chapters. <What human morphs would you need to fit in in Berkeley?>

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"I'd want to look older than we are, pretend to be college age, other than that not much different from what we actually look like in the broad strokes."

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<Is it likely to be widely known that you are missing, will your faces be recognized?>

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"It's not very likely, but I do think we should go around in morph, we just don't need to vary away from 'white female', there's loads of those."

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<But none you have acquired yet.>

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"Yeah. And we look similar enough to each other that if we just blend features we'll still maybe be recognized if someone looks at too many milk cartons."

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<I do not suppose humans keep human blood or tissue for sale somewhere so we could safely acquire lots of human morphs.>

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"Not for sale, no. There's blood banks with blood intended for transfusions. People sell plasma, I don't know if that gives you enough to work with and I don't know where it goes after it's withdrawn. ...In no way am I suggesting it but I'm now randomly curious if haploid samples would work, because some of those are also kept in central locations."

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<I do not think so. Morphing requires DNA, but it requires more than that, or you would not get an exact double of a person.>

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Oh good she doesn't have to maybe come around to the idea of going and poking everything in a sperm bank yay. "The Red Cross would be the place to get blood from, although a substantial disappearance would probably be noticed."

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<Do they discard some? Are their computer systems terrible - yes, all computer systems are terrible ->

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"They probably discard any that test positive for diseases but they'd have to do it under a biohazard protocol, unusually difficult to just sift through their trash."

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<Do you think you can safely acquire some other humans in Berkeley without being recognized? Are there temporary physical alterations that would make that more achievable - they would vanish when you morphed and then demorphed, just like injuries ->

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"- really, even if I shave my head? Can I never get a haircut I want to keep ever again?"

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<Goes off some combination of intentions and expectations. Andi might find it easier to keep her haircuts than you, the first time you remorph them, but you should be able to do it.>

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"Okay, if we get Andi a good selection of makeup to slap on the both of us and do outrageous things to our hair we shouldn't be recognized by random strangers in Berkeley. What I'd worry about is that people will notice the acquisition trance. We will only be able to find so many people taking naps in libraries."

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<Teams so far have mentioned there is nothing remarkable about brushing against people on forms of mechanical transit between stops.>

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"Yeah, we could ride a train around - does Berkeley have trains - or a bus, whatever - but if we have the bad luck to run into a Controller they won't just think they dozed off, will they?"

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<They might, because Andalites having landed and given humans morphing technology is so implausible, but it could not be relied on.>

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"...remind me how fresh the blood has to be, I just had a gross idea."

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<Some cells still need to be alive.>

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"Gross idea probably will not work."

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<...all right.>

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"We could try public transit in a city that is not suspected of being full of Yeerks."

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<As far as we can determine there is no Sharing chapter in Toronto; the web page says there will be one in 2005.>

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"It's the middle of winter and Toronto is cold, people'll be bundled up and hard to get direct contact with."

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<So somewhere in the southern hemisphere?>

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"Or just more southerly in the United States; we wouldn't have that problem in Florida."

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<I have not screened Florida.>

 


There are no Florida Sharing chapters. 

 

 

 

<If you are recognized by a Controller you will need to kidnap or kill them and get out immediately.>

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"...one of us morphs something venomous and the other carries her around like that in a purse, then switch? Otherwise not sure how to do it on a bus."

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<Are there venomous creatures that would be plausible in Florida?>

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"I'd have to look it up. And it'd have to be deadly very quickly... and getting away from the scene would still be a problem..."

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<It would have to be incapacitating sufficiently quickly. Another option is to enter a home with sleeping residents, stun them, and acquire them.>

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"Breaking and entering's risky, people have alarm systems. Merely incapacitating somebody on a bus still leaves all the bystanders going 'holy shit, did you have a rattlesnake in your purse, somebody call 911' and disinclined to let us drag away the Controller somewhere private, not really a scene we want."

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<I would not advise entering houses as a human.>

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"The alarms tend to be attached to events like 'the door opened' and I'm not sure how reliably to expect to be able to find gnat-sized gaps."

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<Could you imitate companion animals?>

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"- ooh, go in a cat door, I should have thought of that. How would we get a shredder in to stun people? Bit awkward to drag in as a cat."

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<I do not know how large cats are. There are small, short-range shredders, though we only have two and I would regret losing them.>

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"Cats are quadrupeds yea high -" She gestures.

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He finds a shredder that is about six inches across. <Might be a stretch.>

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"Could probably haul it in if we were largish for cats..."

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<Or hand it through the door, if that would not activate the security system.>

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"Skulking around a house putting objects through the cat door would probably not activate security but might alert onlooking neighbors."

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<It sounds like getting some human morphs in Florida is a good way to practice dealing with situations that might arise while getting you abilities you will likely need for any future field work.>

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"Yeah."

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And they spent the rest of the evening discussing more options and more contingencies.

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And eventually Bella and Andi, the former with her head completely shaved and the latter sporting a blue mohawk, each equipped with cat morphs, go to Miami and ride around on the bus, sitting next to people who look dozy or unhealthy in some way and are unlikely to (respectively) notice, or notice the significance of, a moment's trance. They try the cat door thing too; the cat morphs can haul a shredder in their teeth okay when the shredder is wearing a fabric sleeve with a tail to make it resemble a cat toy. The first house somebody's awake, the second's empty, the third they manage to stun and then acquire four people and get away clean. They compose themselves new human morphs out of their new material.

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They are more convincing humans than the Andalites, and perfectly good at responding well on the fly to unexpected complications, and they remember and act on their contingency plans, and volunteer later how these could have been improved. He has no reservations about sending them off on the second round of scouting Sharing-chapter cities.

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They can also drive! If that's useful!

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It is useful to know! If they can show the Andalites the documentation people need to drive then the Andalites can fake some to go with whatever morph they will be using.

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The girls didn't have their licenses on them when abducted but Charlie did but they left it in his pocket on the morphed rat. There are pictures on the Internet. It'll vary with the locale; for Berkeley it should look like so. They name their aliases. Bella's going to be Nikki Carter and Andi's going to be Jennifer Lee.

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And if they explain the way they came up with names then the Andalites can have a long list of plausible names so everyone has one if asked. 

 

Nikki Carter and Jennifer Lee have drivers' licenses claiming they are 25 and a valid credit card so they can rent a car if it comes up.

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Cool. (Sure, lots of names are available, gotta remember to at least vaguely match your ethnicity, if you go around calling yourself Something Cohen people are going to assume thus and such, avoid any combinations with their own Wikipedia page -)

And they go to Berkeley and get separate hotel rooms within thoughtspeak range of each other and scout Berkeley.

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The Sharing meets Tuesday evenings for a book club and Friday evenings for a movie night and Sundays for a talk. This week's talk is about racial justice, by a visiting moderately-famous activist, and there are fliers up all around the UC Berkeley campus and the BART stations. There are two major hospitals, if they suspect those are being used for infestation.

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The fliers mean the girls can check out the venues in advance looking for likely pool entrances.

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It's a church. They share it with the Unitararian Universalists. There's a daycare and kids running around outside.

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....aaaaugh.

Well. Locked doors?

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Nope.

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Basement or anything?

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Yep. Locked doors down here.

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Based on Boise they prefer passcode arrangements to giving everybody keys, anything look set up for that?

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Oh, look, that's a keypad. Humans would probably also have had to say something to the person at the front, for that matter.

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This finding is reported to the rest of the team. Somebody can go in and watch during/after the meeting for confirmation; Bella or Andi can do it if everybody else is following other leads?

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Everyone's pretty busy. Do they have a morph for the meeting?

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Bella was thinking "fly on the wall".

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Works. They all meet up in the hotel room to share leads - the head of the Sharing is the spouse of a prominent local politician, they're looking into who he's met with recently and what laws or policies he's pushing for -

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"Expect a lot of noise in that, substantial amounts of politics is trading favors."

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That is useful to know. He does not have a website. How does a prominent politician not have a website?

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Bella's not actually old enough to vote so this is news to her too. It does seem like a silly omission.

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There'll be someone waiting outside the meeting room for Bella in case things go badly wrong somehow.

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Bella appreciates the backup.

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It's hard to parse speech in fly morph. The place is crowded and smells like lots of humans. There is a lot of going in and out. Someone tries to go downstairs without saying anything to the cheerful woman in a plastic chair propping the door open, and the woman smilingly turns her back.

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Bella does her best to decipher the words, but at least the fly can see fine and what really matters is if anybody goes down into the probable-pool. If it takes too long for somebody to do that Bella won't dare follow them in lest she be caught at her time limit in a pool.

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It will not take nearly that long for somebody to do that.

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The fly changes walls.

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The person goes downstairs. Punches something into the keypad. Opens another door.

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Backup gets the code.

Person gets followed.

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It's a long corridor. Fly sense of smell will pick it up before fly eyes, and fly hearing. 

 

It's big. The side of a cathedral, and there's something of that in the architecture. The sludgy water - the size of an Olympic swimming pool, maybe bigger - has visible currents and eddies. Along the walls there are Hork Bajir, and cages. Couple hundred people, in the cages. Sobbing, or screaming, or huddled in the corner. 

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...yup. That. Would be a pool.

It's actually not worse than Bella's imagination.

She notes all the faces in the cages. Bounces them along to her backup. Notes the layout. Counts the Hork-Bajir. Goes and waits for the door to open again or prove to have a gap in it.

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Opens again, a couple minutes later. 

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Out goes fly.

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The talk is still ongoing upstairs.

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And the fly is pretty sure that's all the recon she should try to fit into this morph, right?

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Yeah.

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She departs the church, demorphs, assumes the form of Nikki Carter, drives back to the hotel.

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Where everyone is pleased to hear that Pool security is fairly lax; clearly the Yeerks are not very nervous about, well, this.

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Yup. What would they do if they were? Keeping bugs reliably out of places is hard.

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There is a technology called a Gleet bio-filter that keeps all things which aren't of an approved species out. They presumably haven't been installed everywhere yet because they're scarce.

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"Approved species would have to include 'human' but of course that would be hilariously dangerous..."

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<Yep. Depending how many guards, we might be able to walk in human, demorph quickly, and then slaughter our way out, but I imagine the prince will rule it an unacceptable risk.>

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Andi doesn't have any strategic remarks but she has hugs for her sister.

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<The thing to do if they install biofilters might actually be to find people, starve their Yeerk out or convince the Yeerk to choose a quick death instead, and ask the people if they'd be willing to walk in there with an explosive vest.>

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"Hopefully a higher yield one than the standard issue terrorist variety."

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<I do not know what humans have but we could destroy the pool with a single volunteer.>

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"Good."

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<Now the only remaining challenge is identifying a high-ranking Yeerk to try to capture for information at the same time as we destroy the pools.>

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Nod.

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No one has a promising lead there.

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"Does it seem likely the higher ranking ones would be on a different cycle than the ones who show up just for Sharing meetings, so they wouldn't be indisposed at the time?"

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<If I were an important Yeerk I'd go every two days, so it never got close. Or have private access, but that will be hard to identify if that is what is going on.>

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"I still think it would make a lot of sense to have mini-pools - and a two day schedule would still have them indisposed with everyone else, every six, maybe two or two and a half depending -"

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<There might be cultural reasons for not having mini-pools. They make them - elaborate. More so than you would expect is strategically wise.>

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"It was definitely that, yep."

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And they discuss how best to check whether any Controllers are not using that pool and if so, whether to follow them.

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Could monitor phone calls of the people who do use that pool, see if they say anything that doesn't seem necessary as impersonatory cover to people who do not use this pool. Labor intensive though.

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Maybe the sort of thing ex-Controllers unwilling to walk into pools with a suicide vest might help them with. 

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Yeah.

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And food is delivered, and the Andalites delight in it and eat exactly the maximum their prince has set as a rule here, and then everyone goes to bed.

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And the twins continue to spy on Controllers as seems potentially useful.

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They identify some who must be high-ranking. Not everyone goes to the main pool, either, so there probably are miniature pools somewhere.

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Minis or just a secondary one, less used, maybe harder to get to.

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No luck on finding it, though.

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Irritating. She does not want them to have backups.

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What would be useful would be to get at the Kandrona generators. But that's going to require interrogating the right Yeerk, and they probably won't want to volunteer it.

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Yep. Unless they can go through old satellite photography, find somebody digging a weird hole?

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They check. This planet's almost but not quite at the point of taking regular high-resolution satellite picutures that would let that approach work.

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Rats.

If they think they know the range they could maybe at least rule out swaths of it with maps of the plumbing and gas mains and so on?

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They think it's pretty short-range. Are there digging critters they could use to go feel out the whole potential area?

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There are lots of digging critters. None of them are really fast and most of the things that are best at digging can't see very well.

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Inconvenient. That's probably a for-later, then. 

 

And their time is up, and they fly home.

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And the twins hug their dad and reassure him that nothing went pearshaped and they're fine.

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<Think you are up to do that again? We have several more cities to investigate.>

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"Yeah."

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<And do you think we should start recruiting more humans?>

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"Probably. Cover more ground that way. You'll need a way to filter 'em."

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<You mean for Yeerks or for untrustworthiness or poor judgment?>

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"I assumed the former went without saying."

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<The latter I am very good at filtering for.>

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"Good."

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<If you have considerations specific to humans I would appreciate hearing them.>

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"Might be worth reading whatever they give people who are going to be training soldiers for human armies, if that's findable. I'd worry not just about judgment or trustworthiness per se as tendency to freeze, suddenly not be able to process choices... I'll be able to tell you if me or Andi are cracking up like that sufficiently in advance I think but most people don't come with twins."

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Tail-flick-acknowledgement. <With my people I would see that coming but it might be harder for me to recognize in humans, at least the first time.>

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"I can't expect to see it coming in people who aren't us."

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<We will start very cautious, selective recruiting. We just need the numbers to hit every pool and generator at once.>

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Nod.

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<You okay?>

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"I'm holding up."

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Tail-flick.

 

And more planning.

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Andi practices morphing from animal to animal without, in the meantime, taking up as much space as her entire human body would require. Being able to morph without looking human in front of people is a stretch goal; in the meantime she'd just like to be able to morph behind furniture.

She figures out how to keep skintight clothing on as though it were part of her baseline form. It might help with the obscuring that she's human thing if she did this with non-human-coloration outfits.

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This necessitates a few more shopping trips. Fueling the ships is going to be a more urgent priority; they need to flexibility to hit cities all around the world for necessities. He puts most of the people who stand a chance of figuring that out on that. Leaves only six for city-scouting, but city-scouting can take only a week per city now that acquiring morphs is not a necessary step.

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Andi winds up getting a look at a Pool in the course of city-scouting. She didn't go in with as dark a mental picture as Bella did.

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"Andi'd probably benefit from a few days to a week of no fieldwork," Bella mentions quietly. "Discreetly if you can come up with a reason she needs to be really good at something with fancy morphing or whatever."

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If Andi could manage to pull off 'tiny humanoid' and stay that way for a few minutes she might be able to go through a bio-filter in someone's hair or something and then complete the morph to fly. Could she practice that?

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She will practice shrinking. It requires some investigation to figure out when she is and isn't doing shrinking and only shrinking first; sometimes there are little anatomical changes she doesn't notice until she tries running around or eating something or whatever and they don't know how much it would take to trip a biofilter. She practices a lot and it turns out humans do eventually get tired morphing, it just takes like a dozen morphs.

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That is also very valuable information. He cannot think of an occasion where a dozen morphs would be called for but now they know their limit. 

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Andi manages what seems to be genuinely pure shrinkage. Bella points out that flies are loud in the air. Andi works on doing the same thing on her way to gnat.

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And can she do it coming out of fly or gnat - turn into a tiny humanoid before she grows again?

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That's harder for some reason. She practices.

Yeah she can do that.

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So the whole operation, should it be necessary to get through a biofilter: morph gnat, partially demorph to a tiny humanoid, return to gnat?

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"Does a partial demorph reset the time limit?"

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<No.>

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"Anyway yeah I think I can do that. We'll be able to like, see the biofilters, right?"

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"There's no way they whitelist every species of bacteria in the gut - do bacteria not count, or do things inside other organisms not count?"

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<They would probably only target things with DNA, since that is what morphing technology requires. I do not know if in addition to that things inside other organisms would fail to register.>

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"Bacteria have DNA."

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<My world's bacteria are not morphable due to a fundamental difference in genetic structure. I suppose Earth's might not have that problem. Has anyone attempted it?>

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"No, we have not tried morphing bacteria. Can we morph plants?" Bella wonders.

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<Not on the Andalite homeworld.> He concentrates for a second. <No, not here either.>

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"Plants would probably be easier than bacteria, they have nuclei and stuff."

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He looks up the smallest Earth animals on the computer. <Adult males of the parasitic wasp species Dicopomorpha echmepterygis can be as small as 139 μm long. I am not sure how we would acquire them but that seems potentially useful.>

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"Yeah, but if the biofilters are ignoring bacteria as a class, and not very tiny things as a class, it doesn't help us there. If they're ignoring things inside other things then we could maybe sneak in people's ears or something."

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"I repeat would we be able to see the biofilters or would they be a nasty surprise."

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<Unless the technology has advanced substantially we would be able to see them. It is a sort of blue light, and an installation around the doorway.>

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"Will they definitely be able to install them tightly enough that we couldn't go around?"

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<I do not know much about the mobility of the microscopic wasp. I imagine they will be installed tightly enough we couldn't go around in larger morphs than that. We could also destroy the biofilter, if we are dispensing at that point with stealth.>

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"It seems like it might require other architectural renovations too to make sure the place was ant-tight, let alone ridiculously-small-wasp-tight."

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<I will add 'alternate avenues of entry in morph' to the list of things to look for in each city.>

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Nod.

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"If I go really really small how do I like even work. Like does it even make sense to be a human that small."

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<There might be some bound, but most of the molecule-by-molecule mass can be stored in z-space while the projection on Earth functions normally.>

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"I think very small creatures have to breathe differently than we do, but she can breathe even if she pauses midmorph."

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<She might just be leaning very hard on the many contingencies built in to make morphing safe, not all of which I am familiar with in the relevant level of detail.>

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"I'm glad I didn't wonder this before I tried it and it turned out okay."

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<It might have not worked; it would not have put you in danger. Morphing is designed with the expectation it will be used in all sorts of extreme circumstances.>

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"Surely this doesn't extend to it being safe to morph sea creatures on land or anything -?"

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<While morphing you would be safe. Once you are done morphing you would die if you were in an environment that your current form could not survive in. Andi might be able to survive under virtually any conditions by continually being mid-morph until the exhaustion caught up with her.>

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"Or the time limit. Since partial morphs don't reset. Right?"

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<Yes. I'd expect being constantly mid-morph to exhaust you in under two hours, but if it did not, the time limit would do it.>

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"I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in some kinda disaster situation."

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<What you'd be surviving would be things like 'inhospitable conditions'. You would not survive, say, being midmorph when a city is reduced to ash around you.>

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"Yeah I was thinking like after the place was ashed? If it were hot or something."

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<That you could probably handle for longer by being continually mid-morph, yes.>

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"If it was hot, if it was radioactive..."

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<Morphing sometimes involves having bones and nerves on the outside, but it is not painful and they are not damaged. Hot enough or radioactive enough might overwhelm the safeties, but the tolerances are very high.>

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"I've noticed that it feels weird but not painful even though it looks like it should be excruciating. Do any of the - subcomponents of what makes it work like it does work independently?"

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<In principle you could disentangle the painkilling very easily and, while it would be more difficult, you could probably get somewhere on the temporary suspension of reliance on a functioning body to get oxygen to the brain. In practice, the engineers need to prioritize fueling our ships with Earth-accessible technology and then possibly figuring out if we can teach humans spaceships quickly enough and possibly designing a more selective bioweapon for the worst-case scenario. And my father, who could have done them all at once, is dead.>

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"I wasn't suggesting - should I not even bring up things I think up that don't have immediate applications -?"

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<No, definitely bring them up, but I will continue to explain what we are prioritizing instead in case you think we are prioritizing badly.>

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"Okay."

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<After the war morphing technology can be made widely available for supervised correction of deformities and injuries and so forth, even among people we do not trust to have it in full generality, and perhaps a narrowed healing-specific version developed.>

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"Sounds good."

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Yes, everything will be lovely after the war. 

 

He has more suggestions for difficult morphs for Andi to try.

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She tries them.

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And they seem higher priority than sending her out on the next batch of city-scouting operations, does she mind staying and consulting on human things remotely?

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"I don't think I'm as good as Bella at explaining stuff but sure."

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<We are hopefully improving at not needing it.>

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"Yeah, when was the last time you even needed to ask her a humans question?"

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<I ask them pretty frequently but it has been several weeks since we had humans questions that were time-sensitive on the scale of hours.>

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"Okay, I should be all right then."

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<I am sure you will be.> And Bella goes off to Denver, and Andi stays home.

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Bella locates the pool in Denver and by sheer luck happens to be there when someone - hosted incongruously by a fifteen year old goth-looking girl - issues orders to the other Controllers and generally looks like she must be high up.

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They debate it for a while but decide eventually to kidnap the girl now. They need more information - about the plan, about the generators - and the Yeerks shouldn't know they have a way to imitate bodies. 

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So Bella follows her home - her parents are also Controllers and appear to answer to her but they're not around all the time - here's where she lives, here's her parents' work schedules and her school schedule -

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Car accident? What is the most plausible sudden accidental death for a teenage girl?

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Car accident is it but she can't drive yet, she's fifteen. Could take the entire family.

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Catch them with the car stopped, stun them, drag them out of the car, replace them, crash another car into theirs? It would be much easier to do if they could be acquired, and morphed-animal-bodies made for them, in advance; otherwise someone is likely to stumble across the scene in progress.

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Also they can't expect them to all three be in the car with no witnesses anytime soon.

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They could stun them at home and then fake the car accident elsewhere.

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Probably the best idea. In the middle of the night, maybe the night before a feeding - they're on one schedule. They don't have a cat door but they have a mail slot.

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So two gnats will go through their mail slot, with two more outside. Bella should be one of them, since she scouted the place.

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And she can disable their alarm and open the door for a shredder, since the mail slot isn't big enough to accommodate one.

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Shredder. Three, actually, so they can hit them all at once.

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Bella morphs a random human phenotype so she can thoughtspeak her teammates - <Stick close to the walls so you creak less, turn the knob all the way before you push the doors open ->

And she goes and stuns the girl.

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And they stun the parents. And then they can load them all into the family car and the Andalites morph small and Bella can drive off with them.

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She drives with scrupulous adherence to traffic laws. Wouldn't do to get pulled over. She gets them somewhere deserted.

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Where they have a veritable army of rodents to try to coax into morphing these three people.

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Fortunately they are not any harder to morph than any other humans. And then they can be swapped into clothes (Bella grabbed outfits that were not pajamas for all three of them from their closets; it's implausible for a family to randomly go for a drive at one in the morning in flannel and slippers) and placed in the running car at the top of a hill -

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The car veers off the road and runs through the field a while and hits a ditch - hard, but possibly not fatally so....

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Hard enough that there's probably not going to be a conspiracy theory about it if this one's head is bashed a bit harder against the window and this one's neck snaps and this one gets a shard to the neck and bleeds out.

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And now they can leave town, and talk with their captured Yeerks a few hundred miles east of here in Kansas. Matirin is the only person on this team who has a Leeran morph, so he will morph that while someone else talks to their prisoners. 

 

<If we don't get anywhere,> he tells Bella on the way <and it seems like we might have with a different approach, I am going to give them amnestics and try again.>

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"There are amnestics that work on Yeerks if administered to the hosts?"

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<I have no idea, but stunning works on the Yeerks when they are in a host, they use the human brain for most of their processing.>

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"Is it convenient to record the interrogation if the hosts want to know what they're missing later?"

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<Yes, we can do that.> Computer recording equipment: on.

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Bella will produce no further objections except to ask the range of the Leeran so she doesn't have to be in it.

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Very reasonable. Leeran range is about two yards. 

 

They separate the Controllers, stun the adults again, and wait for the girl to wake up.

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They wake up. Efril gets its wits about it first; Ophelia hasn't needed her wits for a while now. Efril is surprised to have been captured. The Andalites have been discreet.

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Good. <Yeerk. If you answer our questions we will kill you cleanly.>

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Ha! Efril fears no pain, only dishonor! However, she doesn't know about the Leeran yet. "I-I, um," says Ophelia's voice, "what are your questions?"

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<Are there Yeerks anywhere other than Denver?>

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"U-um," says Ophelia's mouth, "probably? Like, in Boulder?"

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<Is there a Pool anywhere other than the one under the 16th Street Mall.>

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"I don't think so... that's where I'm supposed to go..." Foolish Andalites! Efril is not intimidated by your wow those tail blades are actually pretty big in person uh anyway.

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<How long have you been in this host?>

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"Since last time I fed? Or, oh, you mean - uh, a year and a half."

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<What are your duties as part of the Yeerk occupation effort?>

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"I go to the Sharing and make it look less lame."

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The tail moves and he trims her hair, just slightly. <I stay here until you die, Yeerk. The only time you are wasting is your own.>

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Now Ophelia's scared. And pissed about her haircut. Efril let her pick that haircut.

"I-I do! I go to the Sharing and tell people it's cool!" Little do these Andalites know that they have captured EFRIL 300894. Who is totally going to make sub-Visser. If it doesn't die. ...and will be POSTHUMOUSLY WORTHY if it does die.

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<Were you under the impression we chose you at random, Yeerk?>

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"I-I-I don't know, I -" Its disguise is PERFECT.

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<Several other Yeerks have cooperated with us and named you as the most capable Yeerk running the occupation and their commander.>

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Those TRAITOROUS LITTLE - wait the Andalite's probably just lying. "Wh-what? There must be some mistake. Did they call me 'Ophie', because there's a Sophie..."

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Haircut. <They called you Efril 300894. I do not know or care about the host's name.>

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Ophelia LIKES this haircut it'll grow in uneven if the Andalite keeps doing that and it won't even leave a cool scar and she can't write a poem about having her hair cut.

"I don't understand," whimpers Efril.

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<Your pretense of having the same personality as your adolescent human host is not convincing. You are capable and talented and earned your rank, and you have a significant role in the occupation. But your people resented you, and they betrayed you, and they told us how to find you.>

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Um hello this is NOT Ophelia's personality Ophelia is WAY cooler than Efril is playing it right now, come the fuck on, Efril.

(<Oh shut up,> Efril says to Ophelia. Ophelia shuts up.)

Anyway it's way likelier they found out some other way. Efril's people know which side their bread is buttered on. Or at least they were supposed to.

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<Some of them even helped us plant evidence that you were working with the Andalites. When we destroy the Kandrona generator, hopefully whatever Yeerks the Visser sends will be too panicked to notice the evidence was planted. You will go down in history as a traitor to your people. They thought it would be a fate that would bother you especially.>

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What?! But - what evidence would make it look like that? Efril can't think of anything. Anyway her superiors are very smart and will not... buy... it? ...no they will totally buy it. Fuck. WHO DID THIS.

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<We have someone in morph impersonating you for the parts of the evidence-planting that required witnesses. We know things that we could not have known without traitors, and everything will suggest you are the traitor.

 

I cannot offer you your life. But I can admire talent and potential even when it comes from a filthy Yeerk. If you stop playing dumb with me, we will pick someone else to frame for the assistance in destroying the generator. It is hardly important to us.>

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AaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGH. ...Lying Andalites lie! Why would they go to the trouble of reframing their underhanded despicable sabotage? They wouldn't.

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He stands there, waits, sends everyone else - <if she doesn't think about anything interesting in the next twenty minutes we should either try a different angle or a different person ->

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Efril is trying to figure out which of her subordinates are likely to have betrayed her in this repulsive unYeerklike fashion.

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Matirin is sending names of the subordinates who Efril thinks are likeliest to sell her out to someone who can write them down.

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Efril doesn't actually think any of them are particularly likely! It was trying very hard to be good at its job. It maybe lorded it over the others a little bit but it thinks this was entirely understandable and certainly working with Andalites is an extreme overreaction such that it would have had anybody it thought capable of such behavior out of their host and someone more cooperative occupying them as soon as possible! It's baffling.

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<Decided yet whether you would like your death to be painful and ignominious or quick and clean?>

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It's finally starting to dawn on Ophelia that they're actually, like, gonna take her Yeerk. And kill her. She is not sure what she will do without her Yeerk. Like, sure, Efril's kind of a megalomaniacal bitch but Ophelia mostly likes her? What is she going to even do.

Efril is ignoring Ophelia. Efril fears no pain! And does not actually believe that the Andalites will rearrange their dishonorable lies to reward collaboration! That is the kind of trickery that her vile subordinates must have fallen for!

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<I do not think we can get any information voluntarily from this one. I do not see an angle of approach to get her to think about the location of the generator ->

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<Maybe we should try waking someone in surroundings that look different and telling them the generator has been destroyed, in case that spurs them to think about where it is located.>

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Morph for thoughtspeak. <With or without the amnestic?>

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<At this point we would have to try it to get anywhere with her; there is no way she would believe it if we tried to orchestrate that now. We also have the other two. And all of them have about sixteen hours left.>

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<So, try that tack with the other two and amnestic this one if it doesn't accidentally think it in that time?>

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<Sounds about right.> And they begin working on the consoles to get some semblance of an Earth hospital look to the interior of the ship, and they put one of the Yeerks in a hospital bed and wait for the stun to wear off. He stays out of sight, Leeran, now listening to both Yeerks.

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Ophelia's mother wakes up first and wonders what happened. She didn't feel sick.

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And an Andalite morphed an unremarkable human says "Mrs. Lester? Please don't move your head, we are concerned you have a severe concussion. You're at St. Luke's hospital. Do you remember what happened?"

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Helen's Yeerk is kind of spacey and has a tolerable working relationship with Helen. Helen is actually allowed to answer this question herself with only light monitoring to make sure she doesn't suddenly do something stupid. "I, no, I'm afraid I don't. What did happen?"

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"There was an explosion today near the 16th Street Mall. A lot of people were killed or injured. You have a few broken ribs and, as I said, a concussion. What is the last thing you do remember?"

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"Going to bed. It was Tuesday." Is Odiat okay?

<I'm fine.>

Okay good she has no idea what would happen if Odiat were concussed out of her.

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"It is Wednesday around noon." A few hours before Odiat is out of time. "They have not yet determined the cause of the explosion, they are worried it was terrorism or something."

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"I don't feel like I have broken ribs."

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<Consider smiling and saying 'we have you on the really good drugs, don't worry'.>

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Smile. "We have you on the really good drugs, don't worry."

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Helen laughs weakly.

<...where in the mall?> Odiat wonders suddenly.

"Where in the mall?" relays Helen obligingly.

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"I do not know, it has been a very busy day here. I can try to find out for you?"

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"Yes please," says Helen.

Odiat doesn't know exactly where the generator is but thinks it was maybe buried when they added the wing with all those restaurants.

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He relays this. <I expect that is all we will get. May as well stun her again until the Yeerk's starved, no point in tormenting it.>

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<Yeah.>

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And he pulls out a shredder and stuns them both and then they are moved out of the way to try the same trick on the father.

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Mr. Lester and Intran are not on nearly as friendly terms as Odiat and Helen or even Efril and Ophelia. Mr. Lester is accordingly not a participant in the conversation and barely pays attention to it. Intran also thinks the generator may be in that part of the mall but seems to consider it likely that the Pool would have been blown up, it being more accessible.

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And the friendly nurse -

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 - turns blue. <I hear Kandrona starvation is an unpleasant way to die, Yeerk.>

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Intran flinches in a way that would be really uncomfortable if Mr. Lester really did have several broken ribs and a concussion.

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<We won. The generator is destroyed. The same has been achieved in -> and he lists all the other cities they know have them. Perhaps Intran will know enough to think about an omission? 

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Intran was hoping to be reassigned to Portland when they finished building in Portland, damn, probably no chance of that now, everything'll be such a mess -

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<The fleet has arrived and defeated your ships. The Yeerk invasion of Earth has failed.>

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That seems really sudden and why are they even telling Intran about this?

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<We are offering Yeerks mercy. We have many copies of the Escafil device that makes it possible to morph. In place of being killed for your crimes, you can become a creature of your choosing, permanently.>

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Hot damn Intran wants to be one of those really neat looking vultures the kind that turns pink if it eats enough bones or whatever. Fuck this human, he's lousy company. "Uh - cool. You have all the Earth animals?"

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He nods and the morphing device is brought somewhere where Intran can see it. <We do. The condition is that you tell us, for the historical record, your role in the failed Yeerk invasion of Earth.>

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"Uh, I spawned on the Pool ship on the way here and they had me in a Hork-Bajir for awhile but then I got assigned this guy, the wife got me to him, I was supposed to make things convenient for Efril and Odiat and embezzle a little money from his job to funnel to the Sharing."

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<Thank you. Animal request? We will keep you in hibernation until we have it ready.>

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"I don't remember the name of it, it's a kind of vulture, uh, I never met Visser Three so I don't know how to thoughtspeak what it looked like. There's this kind of vulture."

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<We can have a selection of vultures available. Thank you for your cooperation.> Stun.

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<Can you actually keep it in hibernation.>

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<No.>

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...sigh.

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Efril still not thinking about anything interesting?

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Efril and Ophelia are in a heated mental argument about whether that Yeerk that Efril demoted was likely to be THAT resentful over it.

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They'll try the drugs and then the hospital approach, then. Matirin demorphs Leeran; it's been nearly two hours. And now Ophelia definitely does not have short-term memories and Efril might or might not, they don't know what to expect, and Matirin morphs Leeran again.

...does Bella want to be the nurse, they end up relying on her for lines a fair bit anyway.

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Sure, as long as when he remorphs Leeran he can listen to the Yeerk without listening to Bella. Nurse Nikki Carter is on the case.

Efril calls her on not being in scrubs. Bella says there were a lot of injuries and she was called in on her day off and hasn't had a chance to change into a borrowed set yet. And of course we don't want to have you disturbed by the detectives while you're on painkillers but they're very anxious to know if you remember seeing anyone or anything suspicious near the Rainforest Café?

...Efril and Ophelia do not remember seeing anything like that and say so while Efril internally panics!

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So they have a pretty good guess on the location of the generator, then. He keeps listening. (He is barely in range of Efril and Ophelia; he is not within range of Bella unless she leans over them, which she has been warned not to do.)

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"Can - can I have some water -" Efril says, and Bella says she'll go get her some water, and departs the room - <Anything else I should be asking them?>

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<I would like to get her thinking about who she should get in touch with, what reaction she expects from higher-up...>

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<Do my best. Maybe back up a pace when I hand her the water.>

She brings in a cup of water, she gives it over. Confirms that this is Ophelia Lester like her school ID said, and who is it who should be contacted given your injury...?

Efril recites Ophelia's parents' names and address, but it's thinking about Sub-visser Forty-Eight who is clearly going to think Efril had something to do with this or could have seen it coming and it did NOT and could NOT but it isn't sure how to prove that -

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<It is thinking about who to report to,> he confirms. <Maybe suggest there is a call for her, or someone eager to see her?>

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"If you feel up to it there's somebody in the waiting room who's been asking to talk to you privately -"

Oh shit is Sub-visser Forty-Eight already here?! On such short notice? Wait, how long has it been anyway, it can't have been that long, Efril was about to feed - no, there hasn't been enough time for the Sub-visser to react and get here from Santa Fe - ...maybe that nasty little lieutenant of its though, could have been in the area, "surprise inspection" -

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He notes this and waits for her to react out loud.

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"- um, who is it?"

"Name's slipped my mind, uh," <do you have a description of the lieutenant's host ->

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<Adult but not visibly aged, dark hair, hair growing on his face...>

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"- few years older than you, dark hair, bit of a beard?"

"Rick?" winces Efril.

"That was probably it, I can go check -"

"Did he say what he wanted to tell me?"

"He said he brought a thermos of your favorite soup," says Bella.

Meaning somebody else recently fed to hold Ophelia still while Efril is carried off to be COMPLETELY unfairly blamed for this - "Maybe in a few minutes? Can you tell him it's a medical reason?"

"Sure." Bella departs the room again.

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That was a good line. He makes a mental note to commend Bella for it later. Efril still panicking over how much trouble she'll be in?

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Abject panic, yep. Maybe it'll escalate all the way to Visser Three and he'll be reasonable. ...not bloody likely. Aaaaaaaargh.

Ophelia disentangles the "favorite soup" line and is freaked out by the idea of having to have a different Yeerk.

<Getting anywhere?> Bella asks.

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<Expects if the Sub-Visser in Santa Fe, who we now have a face for, is unimpressed then might go to Visser Three, which suggests Forty-Eight is the major land-based authority. Confirmed Visser Three's reputation for unreasonableness with his subordinates. Not thinking about how it could have happened, I wonder if there's a way to nudge it back to that...>

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Bella goes back in. "The receptionist'll send your friend in in twenty minutes if the detectives are done talking to him by then."

"The detectives are -?"

"They're asking everyone who'll hold still if they saw or heard anything near the Rainforest Café," sighs Bella. "We should be able to keep them out of your room at least until your parents are here."

"- thank you -" Efril doesn't even remember being near the Rainforest Café. The generator doesn't need inspections and isn't due for maintenance for six months! Could it have just been some random surface bombing, human nonsense -? No, wouldn't go deep enough -

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<Yep, this is a better track. ...the generators need maintenance, but not for six months...>

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"It's no trouble," says Bella. "If you want to organize your thoughts a little before they barge in on you I can get you pencil and paper?"

"I really don't remember anything," protests Efril.

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<That's probably as much as we're going to get - leave it for a few minutes just in case ->

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"Okay. You give me a holler if you need anything, I'm Nurse Carter," says Bella, and she leaves the room.

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And after he determines it's not going to think anything else useful, he orders this one stunned, too, and they wait until the Yeerks starve.

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"I suppose even if you went and got some vultures it'd be able to thoughtspeak if it ever wanted to pass intel."

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<Yes.>

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<And he probably would not, he does not gain anything from it and it would not be particularly in character. And we could drop the vulture on a savanna somewhere where there are no Yeerks around to report to anyway. And this planet has a population of seven billion and the level of risk I will take on for the sake of a Yeerk is 'none'.>

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"I wasn't saying you should."

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Tail-flick-nod. Not a happy one. 

 

 

When midday rolls around the Yeerks starve. One by one.

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They're stunned at the time. They dissolve unconsciously out of their hosts' ears. It's gross but it doesn't even wake the Lesters.

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Everyone who has not yet acquired a Yeerk morph should.

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Ick. Okay, yeah. Bella acquires the one who wanted to be a vulture. <Can Yeerks tell each other apart, should I acquire them all and be able to do a blend if it comes up?>

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<I do not know. There are so many of them it seems unlikely this one would be recognized, but it might still be wiser.>

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She helps herself to Odiat too.

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And they fly home.

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"Going to just stash the Lesters like with Charlie?"

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<Unless any of them show potential for and interest in helping us fight, yes.>

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Nod.

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<Need a break? We probably will not do another round of these until we have more information.>

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"When would that be?"

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<A week, maybe two.>

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"That's long enough."

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Tail-flick. 

 

And they wait for the stunned humans to wake up.

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Helen's awake first.

She's really confused.

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<Hello. There was no explosion; we are enemies of the Yeerks planning one, and one of the planning stages involved intercepting the Yeerk inhabiting your daughter. All three of you are free now.>

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"What are you going to do with us?"

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<That depends very much on what you want.>

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"I - can you put Intran back at least -"

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<We cannot; we do not have a way to feed Yeerks.>

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"- put me and Ophie somewhere and put him somewhere else?"

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<Oh.

 

 

Yes, we can do that.>

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"We could go to Ireland," says Helen vaguely. "Ireland sounds nice."

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<It is a secret that we are operating in the world. We can manage a human refugee colony, but we cannot risk your recapture.>

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"...oh."

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<After the war you can of course travel freely.>

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"But you can put him somewhere else?"

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<Yes. We can have two secret human refugee colonies. It did not occur to me that this would be a common complaint but it is not an impossible one to accommodate.>

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"And the refugee colonies don't have any drugs in them do they, when Ophie's not supervised every second she -"

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<She will not have access to mind-altering substances.

 

Uh. There are some other humans over there who you can go meet.>

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"More - refugees?"

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<Yes.>

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"...can't I have breakfast first?"

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<Certainly.> Here is food. Are the other humans waking up?

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Mr. Lester is stirring!

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He will have Mr. Lester stay on the ship for the time being, how about that. Ms. Lester can eat breakfast in a different ship.

 

And he tells Mr. Lester what is going on.

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"And where'd you say my wife was?"

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<She requested to be taken to a different refugee colony than you.>

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"...she put a slug in my head in my sleep."

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<The Yeerk controlling her did, presumably.>

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"And how do you think it got there, huh?"

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<We do not know everything about Yeerk infiltration so far, but she was likely trapped by an acquaintance - or by your daughter, was your daughter already enslaved?>

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"Ophelia was last. Trapped I don't buy, she knew exactly what she was doing."

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<That is a very serious accusation.>

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"No fucking kidding? So where's my wife."

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<As I said, she requested to be placed in a different refugee colony.>

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"With my kid?" he growls.

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<I will respect your daughter's preferences about which parent to be placed with.>

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"You can't put Ophelia with Helen, she sold us all out to the slugs!"

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<If your interpretation of events is correct it is appalling conduct for which she would be executed on my home world. Unfortunately I do not have the resources to investigate and prosecute such claims on a planet currently in the middle of an active Yeerk invasion, so I am going to keep everyone alive who I can and let them interact with other humans unless they presently represent a danger to them.>

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"You can't put Ophelia with Helen! Ophelia's fifteen, she's an idiot and fifteen, you can't go 'ah but she wants to go with the parent who put a slug in her head'!"

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<You seem very confident that will be her preference.>

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"She's got the judgment of scrambled eggs, asking her in the first place is idiotic!"

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<Are you afraid that harm will come to her as a consequence of living with her mother?>

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"Helen handed us all over to the slugs!"

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<I assure you that it will be utterly impossible for her to betray any of you here.>

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"Where's my daughter?" he demands.

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<I will convey to her your desire to speak with her.>

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"That is not what I asked you, alien!"

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Okay, now the tail is twitching. <I am War-Prince Matirin-Ashal-Nelinfir, the slugs you resent your wife over are dead by my tail, and I am being accommodating of your rude behavior because you have been through a horrifying experience, but my patience is not going to extend much farther, human.>

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"You want me to be polite? Way I see it aliens keep kidnapping me, and my kid to boot! When I meet an alien that doesn't kidnap folks maybe I'll break out the please and thank you!"

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<I advise you to phrase your requests in a way that would tempt someone to accommodate them, if you want them accommodated. I do not want anything from you, particularly.>

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"My daughter is fifteen years old and that means if I want to see her it's not a request!"

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<Well, if it is not a request, it will not be granted. I will have human-edible food items brought to you.> 

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"She's my kid, damn it, does that mean anything to your foureyed head?!"

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<Yes. It means that if she does not desire to see you something very surprising and troubling is going on, and that if she does desire to see you I will bring her here. Good day.>

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"Fucking ET bastard," snarls Mr. Lester, lunging at Matirin with his arms outstretched.

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And the flat of the blade of Matirin's tail is pressing him back against the wall. <Bella,> he says, <what is the safest way to incapacitate a human without causing lasting injury>

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- morph. <Uh, stun them? Head injuries only work like that in movies.>

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He watches Mr. Lester to see if he will calm down now that it has been established that he is not going to punch an Andalite very successfully.

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He's looking warily at the sharp bit of the tail. "Calm" wouldn't be the word.

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<I have no desire to harm you. If one of my people assaulted me in that way they would lose the offending arm, but you could not have known that. Stop offering me insults. What do you require in order to start to recover from the evil that was done to you?>

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"I! Want! My! Kid! Back!"

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<And you expect she will not want to see you? Why is that?>

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"She's an idiot fifteen year old and I don't owe you a fucking defense!"

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<I think it would be to your advantage to stop thinking in terms of what you are owed and start thinking in terms of how to get what you want. If your daughter's youth is the reason she will not desire to speak with you, she will eventually grow up.>

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"You can't just take over our lives like this - no fucking better than the slugs -"

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The tail is at Lester's throat before he even has to think about it. And then he sighs, withdraws it entirely, tells the computer to lock the doors behind him and only accept additional commands in thought-speech, and goes off to find the daughter.

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Ophelia's awake. Sitting contemplatively, staring at the wall. She doesn't look at Matirin when he comes in.

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<Are you going to tell me why you asked that?>

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<Hello. Would you like an explanation of what is going on?> And to Bella, <Mr. Lester is violently upset and tried to attack me. I am hopeful he is traumatized by having been enslaved and will calm down with time.>

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<You okay?>

"I guess," says Ophelia.

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<I was not injured; I merely wanted to be sure he would not be.> And to Ophelia, <your Yeerk was a major director of efforts to enslave more people. We are trying to stop Yeerks from doing that. We brought you and your family here.>

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"That much I kinda figured out," says Ophelia. "Is she dead?"

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<Yes.>

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Ophelia does not look super happy about that.

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Well. He is not inclined to apologize. <Would you like to see either of your parents?>

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"You actually asking?"

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<....yes.>

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"No."

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<All right. Would you like breakfast?>

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"Do you have anything good or is it like, space food."

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<My species does not eat with mouths at all. The food we have was selected by humans your age. We have Pop Tarts.>

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"Okay. I could choke down a Pop Tart."

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So he orders Pop Tarts brought in. <I am sure this is a stressful situation. You can let me know if you need or want anything. As I mentioned, there are some other humans your age here, if you would like to meet them.>

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"Did you kill their Yeerks too? Are we a support group now?"

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<They joined us because they wanted to help fight Yeerks.>

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"...gonna say no thanks to meeting the child soldiers."

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<All right. The computers will convey requests to me if you say them out loud.>

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"...freaky."

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He leaves.

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Ophelia has no parting remarks.

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Yeah, he's going to go consult Bella on all of this.

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Bella's sitting with Andi and they are eating cereal.

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<Hello,> he says to them, walking over. <Ms. Lester was hoping we'd put her husband's Yeerk back in because she thinks it made him nicer. Mr. Lester thinks his wife cooperated with the Yeerks to deliberately enslave him and wants to do her violence in retaliation. The child has no desire to see either parent.>

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"Oh. Well, that's fucked up. Possibly you'll need more than one refugee camp, is that doable?"

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<Yes, at the cost of needing more resources and people to supply and secure them, and vague concerns that if they found a way to access a comm they might try to reach outsiders and will require more supervision than your family.>

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"Maybe you could construct one site and just divide it up into parts that aren't mutually accessible from the inside? Is it not straightforward to keep them away from the comms?"

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<It is, right now, but in general we would want people in the camp to have the means to reach us and detaining people with interests counter to yours is much more resource-intensive than protecting them.>

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"Charlie's a cop, he might be able to do some internal organization without the whole thing being as blatantly 'held prisoner by aliens'."

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<Good idea. Should I ask him if he would be willing to do that?>

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"I can do it, although I'd like a clearer idea of the proposed job description first."

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<Run a human refugee camp, possibly a partitioned one, with lots of traumatized humans in it, and handle disputes that arise and let us know what resources are needed?>

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"And you can give him a shredder in case he needs to stun people and the ability to shut people up in their rooms and stuff?"

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<Yes.>

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"I'll ask. He's decompressing really well, he can probably handle it. How big are we expecting the place to get how fast?"

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<Given our experience with these humans I am inclined to keep it small. If it starts to seem probable we can evacuate some people but cannot save the planet then it would grow quickly, but then we would also have all personnel managing it.>

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"These humans are I think atypical for humans but might be fairly standard for Yeerk targets - it seems likely they go after vulnerable people -"

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<And seek cooperative hosts where they can, yes.

 

 

 

Collaborating is a very serious crime. I am not sure it is wise to do anything about it but if the man had seemed less - generally violent - and had demanded his wife's life - I would have been hard pressed to pretend I would do any differently, if someone betrayed me in that way.>

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"Do you have any more context...?"

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<No. I could ask her, but if we think it is best to drop the complaint regardless of the context then I am not sure asking her is wise.>

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"It might provide context into how willing she might generally be to collaborate with Yeerks if the opportunity arises as opposed to when it's presented as a get-out-of-spousal-abuse-free card."

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<How should I approach that question?>

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"...good question. Maybe just ask her how they got her and see what she says?"

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<I will try that.> And over to where Helen is eating her breakfast. <I am sorry to bother you again> he says. <I have some questions about the Yeerks, but it can wait if you desire to get settled in first.>

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"I'm, um, now's fine. How's Ophie doing?"

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<She is still recovering from the experience and asked to do so alone. It is a common request.>

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"Oh... I'd thought she was getting along all right with Efril..."

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<She has mixed feelings about Efril's death, I think.>

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<How did you end up a Controller?>

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"My friend Diane talked me into it. Well. Her Yeerk did I guess."

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<Oh? What did she say?>

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"She said it would - would help, and that I'd be safe and Ophie'd be safe and that she thought I'd really get along with Odiat."

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<Ophie'd be safe?>

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"From him and from those awful friends of hers and I've never really known how to get through to her, about anything, she does such stupid things, but Efril looked after her, she was eating better and staying away from drugs and her teachers were so much less upset with her all the time and she had better friends -"

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<Him being your husband?>

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Nod.

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<He hurt you and Ophelia?>

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Nod.

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<Neither of you will need to see him again.>

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"Thank you."

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<Did your Yeerk participate in strategic conversations? About plans for the invasion?>

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"Odiat? Hardly ever. Or if she did it was when she was in the pool, I guess."

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<Do you know who your Yeerk reported to?>

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"To Efril, but sort of in a personal assistant way, not - strategically?"

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<Is there anything else you can think of that we might want to know?>

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"Um... Odiat heard a rumor once that there's a Yeerk resistance movement but I don't know anything else about it."

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<A Yeerk resistance movement? Yeerks disinterested in being part of the invasion?>

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"Or only wanting voluntary hosts, or something? Maybe someone heard that Odiat and I were getting on and thought she'd be interested but it never got farther than the rumor that I know of..."

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<Thank you. Please let us know if you need anything.>

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Nod.

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And what is Mr. Lester up to?

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Pacing angrily!

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Well, fine. He goes out for a run in the fields.

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Bella reports a bit later, <Charlie'll police the camp for you.>

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<Thank you. I will think about how to lay it out so there are non-interacting sections.>

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<Might want at least four sections, maybe quarters of a circle? I could imagine disputes of more than three parties - and you'd need somewhere to move people if they had new irreconcilable differences with their camp neighbors.>

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Humans. <That should be tractable.>

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<The obvious way to keep humans out of things by default is thoughtspeak-requiring barriers but Charlie can't morph, I don't know if you have another way to do it or if it makes more sense just to make him morphable.>

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<We do not have a way to give humans thought-speech when not in morph. That may be the best way to do it.>

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<I meant another way to keep humans out of things but let Charlie through them, but morphabling him works too.>

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<We could have passcodes, or teach the computers to recognize everybody.>

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<He hasn't got any interest in turning into stuff for its own sake so if it's particularly bad to share technology with three rather than two humans or something won't bother him.>

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<It is going to be a mess either way, but that is a concern for after the war. I will evaluate how secure the other options are.>

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<Okay.>

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And he gets to work on potential camp layouts.

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Is anybody going to notice when Ophelia starts looking for ways to break out of her room?

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Yes, there is someone watching all three humans.

<...let her,> he says, when alerted to this. 

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Ophelia sneaks out. Soooo sneaky. Starts exploring the corridors, listening for footsteps.

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The corridors are curved, and grass-covered, and there are doors here and there.

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Are there windows?

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No. Internal doors, and no windows.

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She tries doors, after listening at them.

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That door opens on another empty room for Andalites to sleep in. 

 

That one opens on a supply closet.

 

That one sounds like it might have her father on the other side.

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She doesn't open that one. Aren't there any other doors?

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This one opens on Matirin, who is watching her on the security screens.

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She freezes.

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Matirin pulls up the planning program for a fourway-partitioned refugee camp.

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She backs slowly out of the room.

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Matirin has four eyes including two on stalks has the human not noticed this. But okay. 

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Well, she goes back to her room instead of continuing to look for an exit, anyway.

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Here is a perfectly adequate refugee-camp-with-four-parts design. It is built into the valley so it looks more 'protected against outsiders' than 'keeps the humans penned in'. The humans can wander as much as they want on the slopes of this mountain, that might help their mood. Humans sleep indoors; there will be indoors sleeping arrangements. 

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<Hey,> Bella asks, <did you remember to tell Ophelia she's got a memory gap?>

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<She was upset about the Yeerk and wanted space, I was not sure it was the right time. Do you think it is important enough to interrupt her grieving?>

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<Not sure but if you leave it longer than a couple days it looks more like you were considering not telling her.>

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<Fair. This evening, maybe, or when she contacts us independently to ask something.>

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<Yeah, either of those works whichever comes first.>

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He considers whether to buy some human building materials for the camp or do it by moving rocks. Building materials will probably make the humans feel more at home.

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Ophelia tries the other direction down the hall.

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Then she will find the door to outside! It will open on a neat circle of eight Andalite ships on the grass, the sky shimmering slightly because the location is shielded, and a few Andalites out tail-sparring in the center.

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She squints at the sky, disconcerted, and affects knowing exactly where she's going as she walks out of the circle between the ships.

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<Do not stop her,> he says, so they don't. <Someone morph and follow -> and someone does, as a generic sort of songbird.

They are in Montana somewhere far from any other humans. He is more worried for her than about her, though if she is going to try to betray them all to Yeerks that is useful information.

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Are there any gaps in this forcefield? Or like a door?

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None are visible. (It's shielding from the outside. She can walk right through it, if she tries that.)

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She does, flinching back when she first touches it, proceeding when it doesn't bite.

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A songbird lands in a nearby pine tree. She is still in the middle of rural Montana.

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She picks a direction and hikes.

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If she hikes for two hours the bird'll have to hide and remorph; otherwise it'll follow discreetly.

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It's winter. She's got a coat and decent shoes, but her ears are getting cold. She tries to turn back after about half an hour. There are reasonably clear footprints to follow.

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Can't get into the forcefield, though.

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...she starts walking around it, shivering, looking for a way in.

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<Demorph, run into her from a different direction, go in with her?>

 

So the songbird hides, turns into an Andalite, walks around the dome from the opposite direction, and walks into view of her.

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She stops prowling and looks at him but doesn't say anything.

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<Hello. I am Ajoril-Elivar-Valifir. Are you coming in?>

 

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"Is there like a door?"

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<No, that would make it too easy for Yeerks to sneak in. We just ask Matirin to make it temporarily passable.>

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"What if he's not home?"

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<Then we ask the person designated as in command to do it.>

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"Oh."

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He pauses a moment. <We are clear now,> he says, and steps in.

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She follows him in and tromps off to her room to sulk.

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They will let her do that. The other Lesters are being less difficult?

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Well, they're not trying to break out. Helen's napping.

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Sigh. He looks into where he can place an order for a lot of human building materials.

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Such places exist!

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And the human financial system is entertainingly easy to work around! There, building company, have money for an order. The money was invented from scratch but that should not affect the economy too much.

 

News coverage of the Lesters?

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Car found crashed, all occupants dead, very sad, no sign of intoxication, they should have better-maintained streetlights there, there should be a guardrail.

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Alright. He starts looking for that sub-visser in Santa Fe.

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It's not really trivial to find people knowing that their name is Rick, they are based in or around Santa Fe, and they have a face that looks thus.

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He is realizing that. Frustrating. 

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Doesn't help that Rick is a nickname.

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Eventually he gives up and goes outside to graze for dinner.

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The girls are recreationally flying around overhead.

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He feels exceptionally lucky to have run into useful humans on the first go.

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The useful humans make themselves useful on further operations of a similar nature. It'd be suspicious if all the high-ranking Yeerks died in a row; they have good luck with one second-in-command's host having a hang gliding habit that the Yeerk keeps up - and another host is old enough for a heart attack to be plausible once they figure out how to fake that - but after that they take out Sub-visser Forty-Eight in a staged mugging gone wrong (...it helps that the useful humans know what "Rick" is a nickname for) in the hopes that it'll have all the locations they need. It has most of them. The remaining - well. They can get a Leeran morpher close enough to the last Pool to catch someone who knows the location of the Kandrona generator that way.

(The hang glider guy, Darryl, is a demanding but not violent guest. He wants Internet access, he wants to turn into birds, he wants to tell his sister he's okay, he wants to tell his ex-boyfriend that he didn't actually dump him that was the alien parasite in his head who didn't want the attachment but the real him loves him forever and he should dump that pathetic twink he picked up online, he wants a real kitchen so he can cook real food none of this Pop Tart nonsense, he wants to go shopping for his own clothes and not have to describe what he wants to aliens or teenage girls.

The older lady is placid and quiet and after they've had her for two days she collects an icicle from a tree and manages to commit unceremonious suicide with it.

Rick seems to have been a voluntary host out of sheer "aliens? cool" factor and thinks Andalites are cool too and wants to be friends and ask them a million questions about their planet.)

They're pretty sure they have all the planetside generators located.

Now they can blow them up.

"In some of these places if we call in a bomb threat it'll get civilians evacuated," Bella mentions softly. "It'll give the Yeerks - and the cops for that matter - a chance to look for the bomb, so it's only worth it if we can make them impossible to find - probably a better way to reduce casualties would be to do it all in the middle of the night, at least everything's in the same band of a few time zones -"

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The middle of the night makes sense. 

 

They are stretched very, very thin. He leaves two people behind to keep an eye on the human colony, and assigns two per city, three in a few where there are complications. They debate whether to use explosives they could plausibly have located planetside, and decide not to; there is no chance the simultaneous destruction of every Kandrona generator on Earth will be explained by the Yeerks as anything other than Andalites. 

Bella's in Santa Barbara. Andi's in Port Angeles.


They do not call in bomb threats.

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Simultaneity's important. Bella does not warn the night janitor.

 

Boom.

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They do not actually flee right away. The Yeerks will be expecting Andalite ships, now, and might be able to trace one despite the shielding. The Yeerks will have no chance of finding them in a city of millions. They debated lying low in the cities for a while, but it is not unimaginable that the Yeerks will declare themselves by flattening them. So after the explosions they go seagulls, float out over the ocean, and wait.

 

 

The Yeerks do not flatten the cities. They head out to where the ships are hidden in the desert.

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Is anyone going to tell the seagulls?

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Out of range; the LA and Santa Barbara and San Diego teams are all sharing one ship, because the Andalites don't have enough of them. Everyone will wait for the seagulls at the ship.

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Seagulls show up as expected.

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<All operations were a success> he says. <Everyone has reported in safe.>

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"Good."

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They have human television channels running on the screens in the ship. He takes off - they're not going directly back to Montana, just in case - and they watch the coverage. The newscasters are wondering if it's Al-Qaeda. A half-dozen harried police chiefs, awakened in the middle of the night, say it's too early to tell.

 

And then -

<Morph something that can fly, abandon ship, autopilot accept new coordinates ->

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<What? What happened?>

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<Lost the ship from the Rockies, no response from Denver and Salt Lake City teams. They must have started looking, and they must have a way to trace us.> he is mostly a songbird.  The outer door opens; he tumbles through the sky a while before the morph is finished.

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<Where are we going?> she asks as her last feathers come in and she finds her wings.

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<Nevada. We will use exclusively human communications until we know more. They should not be able to identify the location in Montana from the flight paths - I do not know if they fired prematurely on the ship that we lost, it would make more sense to attempt to follow them - perhaps our crew noticed a tail -> he picks a direction and starts flying that way. <It cannot be that they can cheaply track us, or they'd have been looking just in case even before.>

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<Is everybody going to know to rendezvous in Nevada?>

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<Everyone knows to go to the nearest human city and send me an email.>

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<How much does this complicate keeping the refugees?>

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<They should have supplies for a while. If it is unsafe to have any Andalite technology operating, if we have to take down the shielding over the refugee camp - I suppose they could stay out there, they are still vanishingly unlikely to be noticed, it is a small camp. We can operate with only human capabilities and from within human cities, but we cannot keep prisoners under those circumstances.>

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<Anything else I ought to know?>

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<We should presume the Denver and Salt Lake teams dead. Now that it is known there are Andalites present on Earth we have fairly little to lose by going to the American government. Andi was driving the Port Angeles team up to meet Seattle's: they should be safe and well-equipped to manage in a human city.>

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<Assuming the infinite money hack isn't unsafe-to-use Andalite technology, anyway.>

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<We have bank accounts set up and can probably withdraw money from them before the Yeerks manage to trace us through the human financial system, if they can do that at all. If we need to earn money legitimately, how is that best accomplished - is Las Vegas a good place for it ->

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<If you have a way to cheat at gambling without getting caught, possibly. They do get mad at people they suspect of counting cards or other forms of cheating.>

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<We are better than humans at mental arithmetic; we might be able to make money that way.>

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<Possible. Also possible it'd just look like card-counting and they'd kick you out. Somebody in morph could also spy on other people's hands and thoughtspeak the contents, risky though, they wouldn't guess telepathy but they'd suspect other forms of signaling.>

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<I am not sure how much money we will require anyway. We will need to make our way over to the capitol to speak to the human leadership, if the Yeerks do not do anything to change that, but that could in principle be done by morphing, without money.>

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<Hell of a flight from Nevada and I for one can't eat random grass, but yes.>

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<Are you all right?>

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<Freaked out, not impaired, you?>

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<I am not impaired.>

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Bella flies on.

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They land within walking distance of Las Vegas. They are all wearing attention-drawingly tight human clothes. <Bella, can we access a hotel room by giving them only a credit card number? If not, where do we start, here?>

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<I'd expect at least someone to be willing to take the number if you have it memorized but possibly not the first hotel we find. Failing that you can book online that way if we find a library or some other way to get on the internet. Might be a problem that we don't have shoes.> Fortunately it is not that cold even at night in the winter, here.

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They walk barefoot into the city. They decide to book a hotel online once the library opens, if they can't get one of the first three hotels to take the number.

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(Bella ducks into a bathroom in a convenience store to change face before they start trying hotels.)

The second hotel will take the number as long as they also know the security code and expiration date.

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Yep, he knows those. He gets three rooms for the six of them but mutters <I would prefer everyone stay in one>. And then he comes back downstairs fifteen minutes later in the hotel bathrobe, hoping to use a computer. 

 

<Port Angeles and Seattle teams are in Seattle with false identities and money> he says a little later. <Vancouver and Boise flew back to Montana in morph. The San Francisco Bay teams are in Reno and coming to join us here. No contact from the people presumed dead.>

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Bella puts the do not disturb sign on the doorknob of the one they're all staying in and makes the other two look a little lived-in. <When do we expect people from Reno?>

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<Six hours. I do not want to stay here long; if the Yeerks are smart they will make an announcement that people in skintight clothing with no shoes were seen at the sites of the explosions.>

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<I can go clothes shopping.>

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<You'd presumably need money.>

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<I can try to find a store that'll do cash back from the card number first, or just a clothes store that'll take the number.>

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<Go for it.>

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So Bella writes down the number and other card facts on hotel stationery and takes the hotel flipflops and goes out and finds a grocery store that will do cash back on the card number when she mutters about her stupid boyfriend borrowing it and then going to his cousin's baby shower, and buys everybody who will need to be clothed cheap outfits and sandals, and totes them all back.

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And there is nothing on the news about terrorists being identifiable by their skintight outfits - perhaps Visser Three is in too much of a mood to try morphing human with clothes on. He finds the idea satisfying. 

 

There are casualty estimates on the news. Three of the explosions killed no one; the one in LA, near a nightclub, killed eighty-eight people. A hundred seventy dead altogether. <In your estimation how much will this complicate convincing the American government to trust us?> he asks Bella when she gets back.

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"Pretty badly. Would've been less of a setback a few years ago but people are still a little jumpy around the concept of terrorism since somebody flew planes into a couple skyscrapers a few years back. You'll want to go in with a carefully worded excuse for why you didn't approach them earlier and go in on the operation with official local support, I think, and if you can finesse a way to prove Yeerks exist beyond being a telepathic alien who says so that'd help."

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<We can morph a Yeerk now but I doubt they will want a demonstration.>

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"It'd be convincing as heck, but yeah."

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The Andalites demorph and watch the television quietly. Matirin is very still.

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Bella watches TV too. Naps, after she's calmed down enough to nap.

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And six hours later -

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<Hey. Here and human-shaped, how do we find you?>

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He gives directions.

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<Presumed dead.>

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He flops on the bed nearest Matirin and rests his head on his flank and hugs him.

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"...why are we all staying in one hotel room?"

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<Now that both teams are here we can split rooms. I want everyone in contact with several other conscious people at all times so if the Yeerks find us there is time for a warning.>

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"Okay. I should eat something, I can go to one of the other rooms to do it - okay to put room service on the card?"

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<Yes. Take three other people, two should be conscious and not in range of the door at all times.>

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"Who wants room service?" Bella inquires of the room.

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Andalites have become only slightly less enthusiastic about food. Except Matirin and Talik, who are still very still in the corner.

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Which they enjoy tremendously.

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And now what?

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<I think the prince is checking in with the people in Seattle again, and that after that we are heading to the capitol. It would be - good for him to have somewhere with grass tonight.> Sigh. <Maybe not safe, but good.>

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"There's grass in DC. Private grass, a little harder to find. East coast is more densely populated than the west, I think."

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<Ajoron on the Salt Lake City team and Macarath on the Denver one are his brothers.>

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"Ah."

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<Seemed like he might have neglected to mention that.> 

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"Hadn't come up."

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<Bella, do you think it is best to travel by human transit or in morph?>

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<Impractical for Andalites to demorph often enough traveling by human transit. Not enough room for you in an airplane or train bathroom.>

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<In that case we will stay here one more night so everyone is sufficiently rested, and head out tomorrow.>

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<Andi and I can go ahead by plane if that seems like a good idea.>

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<It would be useful if we could already have clothes and a place with some grass when we arrive, would that be possible?>

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<Securing a grassy area sufficiently would be... hard. Might be able to get sod and a tarp and set it up in a hotel, will that do?>

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<That seems like a better solution, yes.> Did that have a tone of voice other than blandly neutral? It might have. Hard to identify it, though.

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<...If you get a sufficiently good reception from the President maybe the Secret Service will shoo bystanders and you can go on the White House lawn?>

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<There is no evidence that lack of access to preferred environments impedes Andalite function.>

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<...okay.>

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<What do you need to get on an airplane?>

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<Tickets - we'd actually need ID too - bus bypasses that requirement.>

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<We no longer have the means to convincingly fabricate human identifying documents.>

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<Yeah. So, bus tickets.>

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<What do you need for that?>

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<We can do it online. I'll email Andi and we'll coordinate.>

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<All right. Inform me of the schedule and of any potential complications once you have a plan.>

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<Will do.>

She gets ahold of Andi. They get bus tickets and a plan to meet up and a hotel room close to the White House. She relays the details to Matirin.

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And he asks questions about various contingencies - what if they can't reach anyone once they're there, what if she can't meet up with her sister, what if she meets her sister but something seems off...

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If they don't hear from Andalites as quickly as expected they could go to the President themselves on the strength of morphing plus thoughtspeak alone. If one but not both girls makes it, tell the Andalites, failing that same deal. If Andi seems off... Bella's not actually sure how to concoct a plan for that one without a shredder so she can stun her and keep her in a hotel room for three days.

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Okay. Plans are revised for this.

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<Good fortune.>

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"Thanks."

 


And Bella gets on the bus. She has some cash for incidentals, a book from the bus station store, it's a long boring trip.

Andi does not seem off on arrival. They report in. Bella gets a tarp and some sod and has a bit of a job hauling them up to the hotel room but manages it.

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Twins wait. Neither of them suddenly turns on the other in Yeerkish fashion. They kill time. See some movies. Do some tourist stuff. Try Ethiopian food.

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They arrive and fly in through a window. It's enough space. They all test out the unhappy indoor sod and thank Bella sincerely. <We should begin surveillance of the government to see if they are Controllers tomorrow> he says, and assigns targets.

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Twins take shifts.

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It's hard to get close to the President. Secret Service is easier. The people they are following do not seem to be Yeerks, unless there's a pool in the White House or something. Which there might be, if the President's a Controller.

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Andi's got "morphing in small spaces, never fully human all at once" down. And humans have good enough morph endurance that she can, actually, pull an all nighter and be in morph 24 hours a day with breaks to do that in random nooks. If they want her on the president when he's at home and somebody else can watch him while she catches sleep while he's out.

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...yep. Worth the risk, at this point.

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They start her after they've had a good long chunk of observation time of the President. Bella scouts morphing nooks and ways to get around in the White House as bugs beforehand, then sleeps for the middle eight hours of Andi's twenty-four and is on standby to go in and forcibly wake her if she collapses during the last eight. Andi manages to stay awake. Bella and Andalites take turns.

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The President of the United States is not a Controller. The Andalites are deeply relieved and start drawing up plans for how to go talk to him.

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"Oh thank fuck," sighs Bella, and she consults as best she can on talking-to-him plans.

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Everyone else might still be a Controller so they need a way to talk to him alone. He isn't alone very often.

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Well, he doesn't have to be alone so much as potentially willing to interrupt what he's doing for a telepathic conversation. And if he's not willing to do that then addressing him when he's alone would be a problem too since he could call somebody in.

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What is likeliest to happen if the President starts hearing voices?

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If he tells somebody, he gets diagnosed with something and Bella's not actually sure what happens then, possibly the vice president takes over his duties quietly or less quietly. If he doesn't tell anybody possibly he has a conversation with the voices. The voices are more likely to be credible if they predict phenomena the president can then observe other people noticing and reacting to.

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...so how do they do that, without having to do something that draws attention?

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Maybe have a mildly unusual or unseasonable animal land on the lawn, nothing that would make news, just enough that it wouldn't be weird for the President to point it out to someone.

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So they have Matirin go watch the President in fly morph and someone else morph an owl.

 

<Mr. President> Matirin says when the President is between meetings. <I apologize for reaching out to you via this discomfiting method of communication, but I have information that you need. This communication is one-way; I cannot hear you if you think back at me. I am an alien from a star eighty-seven lightyears from here and we are secretly present on Earth. If you will look out on the White House lawn an owl will land there in a minute. Once it has done so, will you please arrange to be alone so I can reveal myself?>

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The President goes very still. He looks around the room. He asks his secretary if she heard anything. 

 

And he turns around and watches the White House lawn.

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Where an owl lands.

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The President asks his secretary to reschedule his next appointment. And he calls his head of security.

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The head of security shows up extremely promptly. "Mr. President?"

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"I just received a communication via some unknown transmission method. The speaker announced that they were an alien, that an owl was about to land on the White House lawn, and that I should get a room alone so the alien could uncloak. There is, in fact, an owl on the White House lawn."

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Yup, that's an owl. The head of security makes a briefly discomfited face.

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<Leaning Yeerk> Matirin reports.

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"Uncloak," says the head of security, "sir?"

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"He didn't clarify."

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"I can't recommend being alone at the behest of an unknown transmission, Mr. President."

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"Yes, agreed. Can you - look for sources, I'm not sure - I don't suppose the owl is secretly an alien robot -"

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He instructs the owl to fly off, its purpose having been served.

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The security guy calls in another security guy and they start searching the room. Thoroughly. For... bugs.

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They can't pretend to be searching for the moving kind of bug, so after they've searched one area the moving kind of bug will move over there. <Mr. President> he says, <the reason we are here in secret is because Earth is the site of a proxy war between two races of aliens. The Yeerks are parasitic slugs about the size of your palm. They can enter the brain through the ear canal and control someone, reading their thoughts and memories and using them to impersonate that person.>

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The President stands still and looks unhappy and does not relay this.

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Heeeeeere bugsbugsbugs.

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<We are fairly confident that some people in your administration are under Yeerk control, including your head of security. This is very straightforwardly tested: announce you have decided to listen after all and that they should stop their search. Your people will listen. Yeerk slaves probably will not. You need not actually be alone with me; just give the order and see if it's followed.>

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"Actually, Jim, I changed my mind," he says to the chief of security. "Any alien who can travel invisibly, or whatever they're doing, could clearly do harm if they wanted. They want to meet me, that's fine."

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"Sir, if it asked you to be alone, it seems reasonable to assume that this would benefit it in some way," argues Jim.

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"Sure, but if it were hostile, it could just have killed everyone else in the room."

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"Maybe, maybe not," says Jim, "we don't know anything about its limitations or capabilities."

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"No, we don't. But if they are such that we're doomed if I'm alone in a room with it, we're doomed, Jim. Get me a room where we won't be interrupted."

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"Mr. President," says Jim, still scanning the room urgently for bugs, "my job is your safety and I do not think following the instructions of an unknown agent with no witnesses is in the interest of that safety."

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<That is a Yeerk enslaving your head of security, Mr. President.>

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"I'm your commander in chief, Jim. I appreciate your advice, and I've considered it, and I have decided what I'm going to do."

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"With all due respect, sir, if there are potentially alien threats in the vicinity and they're speaking to you I have to consider you potentially compromised in your own right."

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"I don't think we have a procedure for alien threats in the vicinity, and that sounds like an outright stupid one."

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Where is the fucking bug -

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Gnats are really good at hiding, and it's a big room. Still. He waits until their backs are turned and then makes for the pocket of the president's suit.

<Sir, I can extract the Yeerk and prove the truth of my claims but uncloaking takes some time during which I would be vulnerable to them shooting me. You need to come up with a lie that will get you a few minutes alone.>

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"I have an appointment in a minute, Jim, do you want me to hold it somewhere other than the Oval Office while you're combing it over?"

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"- your appointment with the ambassador or with the alien, Mr. President?"

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"The ambassador, of course, it's just good tactics to make the alien wait even if I do decide to see him eventually."

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Slight relaxation. "I recommend bringing Todd with you and relocating to -" He names another plausible meeting room.

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"Sure," says the President cheerily. 

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<Todd will also be enslaved by Yeerks, sir.>

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They go to the conference room. "Todd," says the President, "can you make sure the ambassador's been notified of the room change?"

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Todd reaches for his radio to do that.

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"I meant 'go and tell him', son, he's just down the hall."

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"Uh - sir -"

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"I will stand in the doorway and wave at you so you can verify I have not been snatched by aliens."

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Todd goes out to notify the ambassador.

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He slips out of the president's pocket and demorphs inside the empty room while the president is standing at the door.

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The ambassador is confused, the President's secretary just said the meeting was rescheduled.

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Well there's been a change of plans, Todd apologizes for the confusion.

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Done morphing. He stands behind the door and waits.

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The President steps back into the room and sees him and manages to restrain his reaction to taking several steps back and blinking rapidly.

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<I am friendly> he says. <You need to act quickly; the Yeerks will have notified Yeerk friends.>

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Here's Todd trailing an ambassador.

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The door closes behind them. <Hello> he says. <I apologize for interrupting. Mr. President, you need to ensure both Yeerks do not contact their brethren.>

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Todd goes for his gun.

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All of the bones in Todd's hand are broken due to blunt force trauma. Cutting the hand off is actually less dangerous - it's going to be a loss anyway - but will freak out his audience more. <Mr. President ->

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He boggles for a second. Then he steps out into the hallway. "I need someone to arrest my chief of security and check records for everyone he's spoken to in the last five minutes."

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Some security people in the hallway blink and nod and go looking for Jim.

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"He's in the Oval Office." And back into the room, with a very confused ambassador and Todd and the alien.

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The ambassador is extremely alarmed. Todd is cradling his hand - and then he dives for the gun with the uninjured one -

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And all of the bones in that one'll be smashed too, Matirin is an Andalite War-Prince with three dead brothers and a dead father to avenge and it is very satisfying to actually get to use his tail at things again.

<Mr. President, the Yeerks are carrying out a secret invasion of Earth. It is absolutely vital that they have incentives to keep it a secret invasion; a public one would be much uglier. They are currently reeling from the destruction of all their major supply bases on Earth - the Western seaboard explosions last week - but I think it is unwise to go on television and tell the American people that they are at war. What you should do in my estimation is identify the Yeerks on your security staff, announce new anti-terrorism protocols that will make it impossible for Yeerks to infiltrate said staff, and then play along with the pretense. But you need advice from more people than me, which means you need a way to identify who you can trust right now.>

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"I don't trust you," he says distractedly to Matirin. "Don't trust these guys either, though. Can you prove the alien slug thing -"

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<I can starve it out of him, but it could take up to three days. Do you have a secure place you can go, where you would not be expected, and where it would be obvious if the Yeerks were secretly leaving to feed every three days? Some kind of bunker for the case of war?>

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"Yes, I do. You're not invited."

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<Understood. Yeerks have to feed every three days, it's their only significant weakness.>

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"Is there another way -"

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<There is, but the Yeerks do not know of it and I cannot reveal it to you at this time. If you have anyone who has been overseas for weeks or months until recently, they are almost certainly safe.>

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He boggles for a few more seconds, and then requests by name a few Secret Service agents.

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They show up.

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And are, presumably, very surprised.

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"Don't shoot, he's friendly. Uh - he? She? It?"

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<I am the Andalite War-Prince Matirin-Ashal-Nelinfir. He. Please.>

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...they don't shoot. One of them looks nervously at Todd and his shattered hands.

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"Blue alien claims there are brain-infesting aliens that enslave you. He provided some evidence to that effect: he predicted that certain agents of mine would refuse to obey direct orders with increasingly implausible rationalizations, and would then try to shoot him. Jim's one. Jim called in Todd when I was challenging him."

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<Did you know anyone in the pools?> Matirin says privately to Todd. <I have witnessed Kandrona starvation. I know how painfully all of them died. It is the greatest joy I've ever known.>

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If Todd has a reaction to that it's folded in pretty discreetly amongst the facial expressions engendered by all the broken hand bones.

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Some Yeerks will conveniently just lunge at you. Oh well. 

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"...and you believe the blue alien? Sir?" says an agent, side-eyeing Todd.

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"I believe that several members of my security staff disobeyed a lot of direct orders, and that blue alien predicted that and had an explanation. I am very eager to entertain other explanations, but if his is true, it's essential that all members of my security staff who are under alien control are not permitted near me."

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"Yes sir," says the agent.

Somebody comes to say that they can't find Jim anywhere.

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<Get somewhere secure immediately, sir.>

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"I am sorting the rest of this out in my bunker with, for the time being, just you," he says to the Secret Service agents. "We can sort out the rest from there - uh, blue, you're not invited -"

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<I will depart.>

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The agents are various amounts of disconcerted but do not attempt to contradict the President.

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Which is at least a vaguely promising sign they're not alien-controlled. Bunker!

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On their way out they find Jim!

And the First Lady!

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Well. 

 

This is really just confirmation he has to get to the bunker but it is hard to see it that way when someone has a gun to his wife's head.

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And it's enough of a distraction - enough of an excuse - for one of the agents trailing him to draw her weapon and fire.

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<Disaster> he says curtly later. <There is a DC pool and we missed it, it was far too many people for there to be any other explanation.>

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"The vice-president, we didn't check him -"

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<We didn't. We can, now, but I don't know how we approach it even if he's clear - if everyone surrounding the president's taken it hardly even matters if he is, they can feed him whatever they want. Or kill him if he looks liable to do anything sufficiently inconvenient.>

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"If we had shredders - we don't have - ugh - does anybody who's not a Controller know what happened and make it out alive -"

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<I doubt it but we can check.>

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"What's the story, some agent was a nutcase and shot a bunch of people for unclear reasons -?"

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They turn on the television. 

 

Someone snuck into the White House and killed the President, the First Lady, an ambassador, and a lot of Secret Service agents who were trying to protect the aforementioned. Apparently.

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"Fuck."

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<The worst case scenario for this was 'Yeerks decide to rip away the facade.' In some sense it is good they are still maintaining it.>

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"Or they're controlling how the news breaks and next week the new President goes on TV and tells everyone about Our Friends The Yeerks."

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<That is also a possibility.>

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"Possibly we should get out of the country, try another one."

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<Possibly I should figure out how to credibly signal to the Yeerks that if it looks like they're winning I will kill all their toys.>

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"Bit of a hard thing to signal."

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<Yep. How would we travel to another country?>

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"Steal a boat, possibly, Canada's not far enough - how long can you manage eating in morph exclusively?"

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<A few weeks, depending on how comparable the nutritional needs...>

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"Might be long enough but I don't know how fast boats that can cross the ocean are these days - none of us know how to fly an airplane -"

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<I doubt it is conveniently similar to piloting a starship. We will keep our heads down while the Yeerks panic, see how they spin this, move in a few days.>

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"Okay."

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<Do you want to talk through a postmortem now - do you think we will forget any lessons from this debacle if we wait ->

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"I don't think we're liable to forget anything but I can also do the postmortem now."

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<I erred in concluding that there was no pool in DC and thus a bound on how many of the president's operatives could be Yeerks. I erred in assuming that the Yeerks would have infested the president if they could have and that his safety was evidence that there were some trustworthy people around him. I erred in not abandoning the mission once it became obvious he was surrounded by Controllers - they would probably have infested him at that point, but pushing them to the point of panic risked worse. That is the big picture - what else ->

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"Should maybe have had another person onsite to follow the guy who shot the First Lady instead of letting him run off."

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Tail-nod. <Should have done the screening for everyone which we did for the president, even though it was exhausting.>

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Andi whimpers quietly.

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<Do you need anything?> he asks her. 

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Headshake. "Just it was really exhausting."

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<Should have found a manner less reliant on you of checking the others.>

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"That didn't lead to any disasters though I didn't fuck it up."

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<You did amazingly well.>

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"But if we'd spread it out more we would probably have thought to apply the protocol to more people whereas there was no way we were going to have you do that dozens of times over weeks," Bella explains to Andi.

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"...okay."

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<I am trying to determine what I should have done differerntly. Everyone else did exactly as instructed, this is not a case where blame is shared.>

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"I don't know if it would have actually gone better but we could have started smaller with a governor or something, vanishingly unlikely they have all fifty of them, could have gotten their help getting a better secured meeting..."

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<Considered it before we found you; the process to get meetings with the president is slow moving. It might still have been worth it.>

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Nod.

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Pacing. <Could have shut down all electronics in the White House. Would have made it harder to make the already-difficult case we were not hostile, but would have prevented Controllers from coordinating.>

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"Would it? We still don't know where Visser Three tends to hang out and if he's nearby he could have coordinated them all by thoughtspeak."

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<I think he would have found a confrontation irresistible. But perhaps not.>

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Bella can't think of anything else.

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If he thinks of more things, he does not share them. He paces. They watch the news.

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The girls sleep. They bring everybody takeout. It'd probably be conspicuous to order more sod at this point.

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Probably. The news coverage is about nothing but the assassination of the President for several days.  

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Well, except for the ticker thing at the bottom of the screen, encapsulating in brief sentence fragments what they won't spare faces and voices to discuss. Progress of warfare in the Middle East. Recall of defective car part. Protest of construction across Native American site. Crackdown on drug trafficking. Unusually well-documented UFO sighting in Australia.

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That last one. Can they maybe find more information about that last one.

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It's hard to come by on TV but the Internet has pictures!

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<Those are Andalite ships.>

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"...is that good?"

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<It is too soon for the main fleet, and likely to be a faction that splintered off of ours. The presence of more foes of the Yeerks is always good. 

 

...they must not know the Yeerks can track our ships - they have presumably learned by now...>

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"...we can't take a bus to Australia. We could stow away in a plane cargo hold? I don't know how much room to expect there to be in one of those, don't know how you'd do standing up all the time in an aircraft..."

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<Is there a model of an airplane cargo hold accessible on the internet somewhere ->

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"Maybe..." Not easily located, though. "They have to fill it with a lot of things of irregular unpredictable sizes so I would expect there to be enough room somewhere for us to be briefly human even if it was more comfortable to be in morph most of the flight, but maybe not enough room for you to be briefly Andalite. ...Do we even know where in Australia..."

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<We do not, and they will be by necessity very careful, but there are Andalite protocols for a rendezvous under those circumstances. They should have someone at the most famous landmark out of the three largest cities, defaulting to the second-largest if it's ambiguous on the continent at sunset every day. If they are trying to make contact with us, which they may not. There are some ancient resentments there.>

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"So the Sydney Opera House. If they want to be found at all. It'll be crowded, how do we recognize them?"

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<Northernmost point from which the landmark can be seen in local sapient morph.>

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"That assumes they're able to get humans to acquire handicapped by the Yeerks tracking them, is that a safe assumption?"

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<Even if they have not acquired human morphs, that is where I would expect to find them.>

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"Okay. I should find the shortest flight, it's a long way and we won't have a way to get water in there unless we pick a flight where someone's bringing a dog or something... we'll need a way to bring a timepiece into the cargo hold if we're not bringing any Andalites and might want to stay morphed, one that lights up, could sneak it into a suitcase before we board maybe..." She starts looking for flights.

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He paces. <They may react badly to humans having been given the morph technology.>

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"I assumed so. What do you recommend doing about that?"

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<If you can ask who has the command before you reveal much about our activities, that would be helpful.>

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"And respond how based on what answers?"

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<If they are commanded by the War-Prince Nelinfir or Finleran then you should inform them of my father's death and then expect a muted reaction on everything else. If it is anyone else I would not tell them you can morph.>

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"Pretend to be nonmorphing human recruits or something?"

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<Yes. They have a grievance with me but I do not think will hold it against you.>

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"And we give them your email address so you can coordinate and give them some passing-for-human pointers and come back?"

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<Yes.>

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And Bella eventually locates a flight that will get to Sydney in minimal time. Drops a watch and some cash to exchange in Australia on the tarmac. She and Andi manage to squirrel it into the cargo hold with them.

They have a boring uncomfortable flight.

They get their money changed. It's summer in Australia, so as soon as they buy flipflops ("thongs") they don't look too out of place and can go wolf down an assortment of McDonald's.

They find the opera house. They go north. They identify the place they should expect someone at sunset, they go get more food. Bella waits there; Andi waits nearby, a seagull.

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There are no humans there waiting for them. There are some seagulls.

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"Hello seagulls," says Bella.

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It is still possible that these are Controllers. The seagulls - seagull. A bit warily. Then they fly off.

 

 

And then they say <Identify yourselves.>

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"Regular people do sometimes talk to animals, you'll wanna watch out for that - I thought I was going to have continue on a bit, all 'are you enjoying being seagulls today' - Matirin sent me, you can call me Nikki."

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<Matirin presumably gave you the means to prove that?>

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"I might get a digit wrong, he didn't want it written down -" She recites a security code.

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<Where are they and how can we establish unmonitored communications?>

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"United States, email -" She rattles off email addresses.

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<How do we access human communications technology? We had to abandon the ships.>

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"Luckily you landed in a sufficiently developed country that you can find a public library with free internet access. For humans, not seagulls. You can acquire me, but if at all possible I'd prefer you to get enough other acquisitions to morph humans who don't look like me. You'll need clothes to get anywhere without being arrested in human form, I can help you with that too."

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<We would appreciate your assistance.>

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"It's what I'm here for. Who's in command?"

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<The War-Prince Nelinfir.>

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"Okay. You should be advised that Matirin's father is dead, among others."

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<Matirin tell you to lead with that?>

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"Told me to mention it. I was prepared to have to lead with 'you need to put clothes on immediately' or something."

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<We discovered that already.>

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"Did you attract a lot of attention or do you just mean you noticed by observation?"

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<Attracted some attention, managed it.>

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"...okay. So you do have human morphs, at least some of you?"

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<Yes, but no clothes or idea of how to acquire them.>

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"I brought some cash and can buy you some clothes but I will need at least a general idea of what size your morphs are."

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<Adult humans, mostly male.>

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"Taller than me? By how much? Do you have enough phenotype variety that I should expect you to just be able to morph into whatever I bring you?"

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<That should be possible, yes.>

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"How many outfits do you need?"

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<30?>

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"That'll stretch my cash supply enough that I'd have to worry about food if I'm going to be here more than a few days. Can I get you like four to start and when you can establish email contact with Matirin see if he can wire me more?"

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<That should work, yes.>

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"Should I just meet you here with the clothes? Anything else you need immediately? Do you have a secure base of operations, how far out is it?"

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<Most of the rest of what we need is information. We have a secure base of operations. I am unwilling to provide Matirin with more information than that until I have clarified a few things.>

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"...A seagull is not going to be able to haul a bag of clothes anywhere and would look really weird trying, if you have somewhere other than your base-of-ops to morph that's fine too but I was asking for practical reasons."

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<You can meet us somewhere private and we can morph to human and carry them. I am not impugning your capabilities or trustworthiness, just those of your commander.>

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"Okay. Where did you have in mind?"

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<The roof of one of these buildings?>

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"Roof access with a shopping bag will be tricky..." She looks for a fire escape. "Okay, I can get up that one."

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<Thank you. Do you need anything?>

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"I arrived under the assumption I'd have to fend for myself but if you actually have a decent place to stay so I don't have to get a hotel room that'd be convenient."

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<Do you have a way to demonstrate that you are not a Controller?>

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"Kinda hard to demonstrate, isn't it? If you have not only a place to sleep but also a way to feed me I don't mind staying observed for three days."

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<We can acquire human food but I do not know how much is three days' worth.>

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"Ideally three meals a day, where a meal is something on the order of - what will you have seen - like a burger and fries, or something like that."

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<We can do that. When we meet you in human morph we can take you to our base of operations.>

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"Okay. I'll go get you some clothes. I'll be maybe twenty minutes."

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<I will meet you in the designated location.>

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Bella goes and finds a store and gets four outfits - pairs of sandals, underwear, shorts, and shirts. She ducks into the bathroom long enough to morph quick and update Andi by thoughtspeak, and then she comes out and goes back to the fire escape and climbs it.

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And there is a human. A naked human. 

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She can deal. She hands him the underwear first - "this end in front, step into it -" and then the shorts and the shirt and the shoes, likewise explained.

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Now the human is clothed. <Thank you> he says. <Are you coming with me?>

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"Yeah. How far is it?"

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<On foot as humans, about three hours of walking.>

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"I can do three hours walking. Do you have a place to stop on the way?"

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<Yes.>

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"Okay, let's go."

She climbs down the fire escape.

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He climbs down the fire escape too, and starts walking out of Sydney. <How did you meet Matirin?>

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"He abducted a bunch of people to learn things about humans. I'm good at explaining things about humans and stuck around."

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<I see. How long ago was that?>

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"Three months. If I talk to you and you aren't audibly talking to me, any passersby who notice will think that's really weird. It'll probably take you a while to train away your accent and that would attract attention too, but you can minimize the weird by asking mostly yes-or-no questions so I can go mm-hm or mm-mm as appropriate."

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<Thank you. I can see why Matirin felt lucky to have encountered you. Does he have more than ten human recruits?>

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"Mm-mm."

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<Does he have more than forty people, in total?>

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"Mm-mm."

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<Do you have backup here?>

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"Mm-hm."

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<Are they coming with us?>

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"Mm-mm." Andi's hanging back in Sydney.

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Sigh. <That is probably for the best. 

 

Matirin here?>

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"Mm-mm."

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<Were the Yeerks already able to see through our shielding when you made contact with Andalites?>

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"Mm-mm."

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So he had some time to operate in secretly. He hopes Matirin put it to good use.

 

He doesn't have further questions. On the outskirts of Sydney there is a warehouse with the door falling off its hinges. He undresses, remorphs, dresses, keeps going.

 

Three hours later they are walking through some nondescript desert and suddenly they are in a stadium-sized dome with lush, purplish grass underfoot, clearly alien ecology, and a few dozen other Andalites watching curiously.

 

He undresses. He demorphs.

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<Welcome.>

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"Thanks. Nice place."

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<Matirin has not shown you theirs?>

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"I don't think they have one, not like this, or if they do they never landed it. They've been eating Earth grass."

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He does not say this. Instead he says <this is the Dome of the Dome ship. They had one; they must not have landed it, or perhaps it was lost in the fighting. I am going to introduce you now to my commander; is that all right?>

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"Yeah, sure."

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And he walks with her across the grass and bows and says <Nikki, this is War-Prince Nahar-Astal-Nerefir.>

 

<Hello> Nerefir says. <Matirin is recruiting humans? How is that going?>

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"I think I've worked out pretty well."

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<Can you give me a summary of how you met them, what you have been doing for them, and what you know of their capabilities?>

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"Yes, but you're not going to like some of it."

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<Matirin and I have some differences in priorities. I assure you that I will not blame a human for conveying to me news of any of his decisions.>

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"Okay. So, he abducted a bunch of humans to learn things about human culture, including my sister and myself. She woke up first but asked for me when she figured out what they wanted since 'explaining humans to aliens' is more my skillset. When Matirin started asking about organizations that could be cover for Yeerks I figured out that the Sharing is such an organization and that they had my father. I didn't fancy having my memory modified and going back to my father's Yeerk's periodic attempts to recruit me so I offered my ongoing human-explainer services instead and came up with a way to make his rescue look like a host-rebellion suicide - incidentally, if you give an animal morphing power and expose it to one acquisition it will successfully complete the morph long enough to be stunned about one time in twelve - and my sister and I arranged to look like we'd run away from home and we've been working for Matirin since then. After we had a way to commit suicide on short notice set up - kindly don't freak out. Talik morph-capabled the both of us."

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Nerefir's tail lashes but he otherwise does not react.

 

Finleran laughs. <I wish I were more surprised.>

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"And it works out pretty well because humans have three, four times Andalite morph endurance, and my sister's an estreen, and I'm immune to morph instinct problems."

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<I see> Nerefir manages. <You realize what a target it makes you - if they get you they will never, ever, ever let you die...>

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"This is why I turned Talik down when he offered before we had the suicide capsules," she says softly.

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<Not a perfect guarantee.>

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"I'm aware."

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<All right. So Matirin made some humans morph-capable, and then what?>

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"Scoped out some Sharing chapters. Found a lot of pools, figured out where the generators were. Blew them up all at once and then the Yeerks knew to be on the lookout, had to abandon ship, made our way to the capital of the United States. Tailed the President. He wasn't a Controller but a lot of his security were and the op went pear-shaped and he's been assassinated. Then you were sighted here and Matirin sent me and my sister to contact you because it'd be hard for an Andalite to stow away on a plane."

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<All right. Thank you. Finleran said you were all right with remaining here for three days?>

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"Yes. My sister noted which direction I was going and will swing by to check on me in that time, but Finleran said you can get me food and I don't mind staying put."

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<We can get you food. What else do humans need to be comfortable?>

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"Place to sleep. On the grass is fine, I wouldn't expect you to have beds handy. How are you going to get me food?"

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<Now that we have the necessary accessories we can visit the city in human morph, and will do so in rotations. As far as we can determine there are no Yeerks here - the response time when we were sighted was over a local hour, that is suggestive of no local resources - so we can take some chances while figuring out how to relocate.>

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"I suppose I can teach you to perform transactions well enough that you can go grocery shopping. My sister's holding most of the cash."

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<Do you have lectures prepared on how to act human?>

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"I couldn't bring notes along so I'll be reconstructing it, but I can tell you plenty of stuff, yeah."

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<Then at your convenience I think we will begin with that.>

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"Sure."

And Bella launches into Humans 101.

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The Andalites gather around to listen.

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Bella's pretty good at Humans 101. She also warns them about the taste thing.

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They appreciate being forewarned, new strong senses sounds dangerous. They morph human and practice talking. They are mostly male humans, two female humans.

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Bella corrects their accents, notes that the outfits she got are unisex but missing an extra garment associated with certain female secondary sex characteristics, etcetera.

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The female humans have noticed the secondary sex characteristic and might go smaller on those, they make it hard to run around. Everyone's accents require a lot of correcting.

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The garments help with that but they're hard to fit accurately, going smaller's a good plan, plenty of natural population variance. "- Oh, and also, I don't have a local accent, if you borrow all my pronunciation you'll sound American. We're mutually intelligible with Australians but it is noticeable."

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"What do Austail - ail - ale - ayllllle - Austrailllle - what do they sound like?"

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"I'm very bad at doing accents. Most of the humans around here will be locals, though."

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"Okay. Kay."

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Giggle. Andalites practicing talking are cute.

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The Andalites practice talking for two hours and then go run around and insult Matirin at length in thought-speak, which their visitor will not know they are doing. 

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Their visitor flops on the grass until somebody addresses her.

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People have miscellaneous humans questions but mostly leave her be. Eventually the false suns set in the false Andalite sky and the Andalites draw together and sleep, standing.

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Bella sleeps too.

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And in the morning Finleran is quite eager to go write his cousin a very long email. Will Nikki go with him?

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"Sure, it'll save my sister the trip."

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So they head off towards Sydney. 

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"We could fly, save you a morph."

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<Do you have a solution in mind for clothes?>

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"...for mine yes, for yours you'd have to practice to get the clothes to come along in morph, and it doesn't work for shoes, so shelve that I guess."

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<Flying is a lot more fun> he says wistfully, but morphs human and walks.

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"Flying's great."

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"I know! Oh! When morphing was new there were orders not to use it rec- rec-wre-a-shun-a-lee - how are humans so fast at that - at that," he giggles, "at that athat at that - and I was so eager for permission to fly. It is as good as I imagined."

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"Humans do have to practice for a while to learn to talk clearly. If anybody asks why you talk funny tell them you've got a stutter."

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"Stutter. Sttuuuhuhututter. Stutter. Sututter. What a delightful word. Delight. Ight. Light."

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Giggle.

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"I will not rejoice in sounds when we are in the city. Tee. Eee. I know it is suspishushhhh. Hmm. Sispishus. Sish-fish- no - sus-fish- no - specificish -"

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"Sus-pic-ious."

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"Thank you. Sus-pish-ish."

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"Sus-pic-ious, not ish."

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"Sus-pish-izzz?"

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"Iss. And don't hold it out too long."

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"Issssss. Isssss. Iss. Iz. Is. Suspishis."

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"Better."

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"Thank you. How does the computer interface work, do I need to talk aloud to it?"

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"No, it's all pushing buttons. I don't know how good your translation thing is at spelling. I'm happy to type up the email for you if it's not too sensitive for my eyes though."

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"I doubt Matirin would have told you any of this but it is not a danger for the Yeerks to know and accordingly not exactly sensitive."

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"Okay."

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And when they reach the city, is there somewhere with computers?

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Yep! There is a library and it has computers. Bella shows him how email works.

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His translation chip does okay spelling but he has to hunt for unfamiliar characters on the keyboard one at a time.

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"You want me to type it up?"

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"If you do not mind."

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"Not at all." She knows how to type. Look how quickly Matirin's email address appears.

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That is quick.

<Cousin: condolences, three questions. First, did you know where you were sending us. Second, did he. Third, did you ever get to taking that political spectrum quiz I sent you?>

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"...political spectrum quiz?" she murmurs as she types this.

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The threshold at which Matirin'll destroy Earth rather than let it fall into Yeerk hands. If Matirin has not told his humans that is the backup plan, Finleran really, really should not do it. 

<He will understand my meaning but the Yeerks, if they read it, will not.>

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"Fair enough. That all?"

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"Yes. Everything else depends on the reply."

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She sends it. And introduces him to Wikipedia while they wait for a response.

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Wikipedia is delightful! He is fascinated and says words aloud under his breath and after twenty minutes there is a reply email.

 

It says, "I didn't know. I should have known. I am very profoundly sorry. I cannot testify to his intent or mental state but if he'd wanted you dead they'd have been coordinates for the inside of a star. I hope it does not come to one of those absurd hypotheticals but I scored around a million, did you nudge your father into taking it?"

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There is no reason for Bella to read over his shoulder the way there was for him to write over hers.

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Well, no, but it's up on the screen when he replies. <Can you tell him that with all due respect that is the answer I'd expect whatever the truth of the matter, that a star seemed more his father's style than a black hole but that the real solution still had much in common with his hypothetical, and that my father got a perfect score, which should not surprise him?>

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"...okay." She types this up dutifully. And then on the next computer over she goes into her own email account and sends I'm typing all this up for him and I can sit on the not knowing what's going on if necessary but I'd like to know if I'm going to have to do that indefinitely.

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Matirin's answer to him is 'then acquire a slug. There is too much at stake for you to distrust me.'

 

 

He stares at it and makes very quiet 'eep' noises.

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Hmm? he writes Bella. There is nothing I do not trust you with, we're being cryptic for reasons of eavesdroppers. You can ask Finleran for the whole story, or he may be coming back with us, I am not sure if I got anywhere with that suggestion.

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Okay, thanks.

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He is going to keep staring at the computer and maybe hyperventilating or something.

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"You okay?"

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Gesture screenwards.

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Peer. "Don't have a Leeran?"

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"None of us do, no."

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"I'm not sure where you'd get a Yeerk, the easy pickings are probably starved by now..."

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"And also -"

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"...and also it's intrinsically gross and horrifying, yes, I noticed that, but if he's offering, if it's that important -"

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- and it is that important, probably.>

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"I'd lecture him about self-care or something but, you know, a realistic outcome of this mess is my entire species going extinct, or worse, so."

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<Yes, I know. I am just not going to be able to convince myself that he's consenting.>

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"If you could convince yourself of it with respect to someone else there's a couple other people who can do Leerans? I think they're not as comprehensive though."

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"I will discuss it with people when we get back."

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"Okay. You answering?"

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"Ask him where I find a slug."

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She writes this for him.

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DC has plenty.

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<We have a Dome, they should probably come out here unless they have specific objectives on their continent.>

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Type type.

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I am assuming that offer is condition on verification of the aforementioned?

 

And when Finleran relays 'yes', you'll still have to come here first, then.

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<I will discuss it with my father> he says, and then that is enough computers he is ready to go home.

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"I'd like to swing by where my sister'll be and check in so she doesn't have to fly out to see how I'm doing if that's okay."

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"Of coursssssssse. course. ssss."

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Things that are adorable: Andalites talking, Andalites eating. "And we might as well get me groceries while we're here - how's your timer doing?"

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"Ten minutes more, but I can find somewhere. Where. Air. And then spend another hour here before I should head home."

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"Okay -" She finds a handicapped-accessible single-occupancy bathroom in the recesses of the library for him.

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And he demorphs and paces anxiously a bit before morphing human again and going with her to find her sister.

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Her sister is at the hotel and may be called Jennifer - "Incidentally these aren't our real names, we're trying not to be in the habit of using those just in case," Bella says - and comes along grocery shopping so it goes faster and laments that they can't find any Pop Tarts and rolls her eyes at the Controller check but doesn't complain aloud. She and Bella reapportion their cash and Bella assigns her to figure out Western Union or something with Matirin and then Bella and Finleran and three days of groceries for one person plus some for sharing to see the looks on their faces hike back out of Sydney.

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"Thank you for your help. Puh. Puh. Hel-puh."

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"You're welcome."

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Walk walk walk. His human morph's skin burns but this is of course fixed by demorphing and remorphing.

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"Matirin told me you were just obfuscating for email interception and I could ask you to fill me in."

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<Email interception and the desire not to speak ill of the dead, so if I have his leave ->

Sigh.

<We are not here with the permission of the Andalite High Command. They favor waiting for the Yeerks to sink more resources here and then destroying the planet. There were - two factions who disagreed with that, Nerefir's and Firayar's - Firayar is Matirin's father. Firayar is brilliant but - proud, arrogant, paranoid, deeply insecure - and he decided he would rather arrive on Earth with one faction loyal to him than with two. Matirin gave us the wrong coordinates. Matirin gave us dangerously wrong coordinates.

 

If - if they'd been picked at random it is vanishingly implausible they'd have left the ships as close to a black hole as they did, most of space is just space. Not impossible. Just like it is not impossible that Matirin himself was misled. But a lot of our people are needlessly dead and we are here later and weaker than we should have been and we need to know if he permitted that to happen.>

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"...oh wow."

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<Did he undersell it? He does that.>

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"I didn't actually know about this at all. It seems out of character for Matirin to prefer a smaller force but I don't really know, I guess."

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<Nor do I. And I need to.

 

 

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"No idea. Might be able to ask the ex-Controllers in case any of them know."

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Walk walk walk. <It is probably worth asking.>

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"My dad's didn't talk to him much but there's a couple former voluntary hosts whose Yeerks might've been chattier."

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"Voluntary hosts."

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"There's six billion of us and some of 'em are weird or vulnerable."

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"I intended no insult to your species. I appreciated your help today with your computers."

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"You're welcome."

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"How could Andalites travel from Matirin's position to here, or vice versa?"

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"Tricky. That's why we're here without them. We stowed away on a plane but that involves slightly more than an entire day shut up in a cargo hold, and we're smaller and can comfortably occupy a wider variety of positions than you can. I imagine there must be boats that make the trip but they'd take even longer."

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"I have been assuming it's to our advantage to be working together but perhaps detached units that cannot reliably report on the other is actually better."

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"Could have some advantages, yeah."

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Walk walk walk.

 

"You have been working with them for a few months, do you have thoughts?"

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"On?"

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"Whether we should try to verify their story and then get them here, whether Matirin's decisionmaking is impaired by trying to work in their current conditions, whether the work they are doing out there is important..."

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"It sounds like it might be important for you to verify the story. I'm genuinely unsure how to get you there or them here without really elaborate shenanigans like 'recruit pilot, charter aircraft' because you are large blue centaur aliens and cannot readily stow away let alone buy a ticket, but recruiting a pilot and chartering an aircraft might be worth it. My suspicion is that he's still making decisions well but I am a highly imperfect judge of that. They're currently stuck in D.C., when I left the modus operandi was 'lay low', I don't know if they've picked up new objectives since then."

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Nod. "Thank you. How would we go about recruiting a pilot and chartering an aircraft, if that is what we should be doing?"

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"It'd take money - Matirin's got a bunch of it counterfeited and stored and it could be enough - and finding a pilot - few possible angles, could try talking to existing pilots who offer charter services already or seeing if anybody's Yeerk starved out of a pilot when the generators blew up."

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"Did the Yeerks release the hosts that happened to?"

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"Don't know what happened to them, haven't had nearly the ability to follow up we were expecting. We were regrouping immediately post-explosions when we had to bail out of a ship midair."

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"Did everybody make it -"

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"No. Lost a couple teams. I suppose it's loosely possible they're just incommunicado but it doesn't seem likely."

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He misses his tail. He is not very expressive without it. "If any pilots starved out their Yeerks, they would have been on the other continent."

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"Yeah. And on the other side of it from where Matirin and company are; the Yeerk cover organization was mostly operating in the west."

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"We could also try talking to pilots here."

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"Yeah. The reason to prefer ones who used to have Yeerks is that it doesn't involve telling them anything fundamentally new - 'aliens exist', for instance - and it's hard to predict how people will react to that. I could maybe get somewhere talking to pilots and telling them I wanted to transport mysterious livestock and not letting them have a look at my mysterious livestock."

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"Or we could morph livestock, as long as we'd have enough space for periodic demorphs."

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"Well, yes, letting the pilot look at you while you didn't look like aliens is an option too assuming they're never going to stick their head out of the cockpit to see you milling around in all your implausible quadrupedality."

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"We can keep the share of time during which they'd see something suspicious pretty low."

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"If you sleep in the middle of the trip you can maybe cover sixteen hours tops of a twenty-six hour flight and have no leeway for any sort of emergency or getting to and from the plane; that's ten hours when the pilot sticking his head out would be bad."

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"I did not realize the flight was that long. Can it be broken into segments?"

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"Yeah, although the logistics of live cargo and flights with legs I'm not sure about. I could tell the pilot you're all humans but then I'll be steered towards planes with seats throughout the cabin as opposed to places for you to stand and it's possible they'd get the weight allowance wrong in a way they wouldn't if I say you're kangaroos. Or something. I'm not sure how heavy kangaroos are."

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"They have approximately the same mass as Andalites. Is it legal to ship kangaroos?"

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"I have no idea, I'd have to look it up. Maybe I can get somewhere if I say you're very eccentric humans who don't like to sit. One of those fancy airplanes with like a few chairs and lots of space."

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"I could also go alone, if one is easier than many, and then we can deal with the problem of transporting many from Matirin's end."

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"Yeah, one's probably easier, because even in a standard cabin you could stand in the aisle. I'll look into it next time we're at computers."

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Bella munches on procured groceries. Does anybody want to try kiwis?

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Sure, some people who haven't been morphing all day will try kiwis.

 


They are extremely enthused about kiwis wow kiwis are great wow wow wow.

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How do humans do anything other than constantly taste things.

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"We're more used to it. And if we eat too much we get full."

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If they manage to save the world there will be so many blissfully happy Andalite tourists on this planet.

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It's a cute thought. There will be tasting menu tourism packages for them, probably.

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Of course.

Bella finishes her lunch and turns into an owl and flies around the Dome.

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Finleran is still speaking with his father.

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No rush. She'll ask a less busy Andalite for a time check now and then.

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Which they are happy to provide, down to the second! They are surprised humans can't tell, actually.

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<Just one of those things. We use clocks but I don't have a clock here.>

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And the next day she can go get a computer and start looking for a way to get an Andalite from Australia to Washington, D.C.

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And with some concerted effort and after confirming with Matirin that she can throw around obscene amounts of money if necessary, she locates someone who's willing to fly her and a couple other people (one of whom is her wealthy eccentric client who can't have strangers looking at him unexpectedly, will that be a problem? nah, for this amount of money that is not a problem) to D.C. and is open to making a return flight with more people. (There aren't that many Andalites in D.C. The Montana ones can park in Montana.)

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And so do twins and some food (Andi remarks that this trip is so much better than the one to Australia) and some books to pass the time and they fly.

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And he paces.

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"Oh hey did - Nikki - get you to try food yet? She got all those kiwis the other day but I dunno if you got one."

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<I did not, I'd already morphed four times that day. I hear this is less of a problem for you.>

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"One time I was in morph for like an entire day 'cause I can demorph-remorph in small spaces and it's hard to follow presidents."

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<Wow. That is very impressive.>

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"Somebody was saying there's, like, estreen performances? Professional ones? If we like live through this I wanna do that."

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<If we live through this I imagine you'd be very gifted at that.>

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"It'll be great."

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Andi hands him a Cadbury bar.

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It is pretty fantastic. He blissfully nibbles and doesn't think about the war.

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And eventually they land.

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And they go out, and find somewhere tucked away to morph, and fly to meet up with the other Andalites.

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Who are glad to see them back. The sod has all died. They have gleaned from the media that the Yeerks killed a lot of Controllers whose Yeerks they could no longer house, seem to have let some go free under threat, and vanished an awful lot of people, most of whom are now assumed to have died in the bombings. California, hit by five attacks, has imposed curfews and martial law. The Montana crowd is safe. 

 

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"Can you eat hay?" Bella wonders of a less occupied Andalite. "I could get some hay, it would be, like, alfalfa intended for rabbits but if it would be better than nothing nutritionally..."

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They can at least try it: worst outcome would be that they can't eat it.

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So she goes out and brings back a bag each of alfalfa and timothy hay, because apparently guinea pigs eat timothy hay and maybe there are important hay differences?

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This: better than trying to live off eating in morph!

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Okay, if there is a clear consensus on desired hay ratios she can go get more then.

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They debate that for a while. They've been sneaking outside the city at night, two morphs out two morphs back, you can get a few hundred miles away and then sleep beneath the stars. They are coping.

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Poor Andalites.

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Yep. Matirin asks her for a trip debrief later.

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Which she provides - and she forgot to ask Finleran for an explanation of the political spectrum quiz -

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<Comparing respective tipping points at which we'd conclude it's better to kill everyone on Earth.>

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"What'd the scores mean?"

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<I am unwilling to let the Yeerks leave Earth with a million slaves, mostly because that'd be enough, especially given the human reproduction rate, to overwhelm the rest of the galaxy. Nerefir communicates he won't take actions intended to cause the death of non-Controller innocents.>

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"Innocent collateral is innocent collateral whether there's a slug in it yet or not."

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<Yes, but we do not want a situation where we are less willing to act against Yeerks the more slaves they have, so the laws all provide for ignoring collateral damage to Yeerk hosts.>

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"Yeah, I'm not saying hesitate to kill Controllers, I'm saying that's a stupid place to stop."

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<I agree. Once it is - once it is established that I did not knowingly murder thousands of my own people out of petty spite I will discuss the question with him.>

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Nod.

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<And on that topic we need a Yeerk.>

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"Logistically much harder now. If they're smart they're in frequent enough contact to make it hard to extract one the way we did before."

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<Yes. We can assume they will notice someone missing and immediately infer it is us.>

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"We have a couple shredders now, which helps - but not the cube, so no leaving a body, which we might skip anyway given the expected suspicion..."

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<We can probably grab and hold someone, but it will be riskier.> Anxious tail-sweep.

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"Yeah. And a hotel's not a great place for it either."

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<We could stun someone and take them with us on our way to Australia.>

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"Maybe tricky to get them to the plane that way."

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<Yes.> Sigh.

 

 

<I would appreciate it if you did not mention the content of my agreement with Finleran. It will upset everybody needlessly.>

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"Didn't even tell Andi."

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<Thank you.>

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"You're welcome.

...you gonna be okay?"

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<Functional. I am reasonable sure of that or I would not have offered.>

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"I've been trying to think of other - shortcuts - haven't got anything - he was wondering how selective Yeerks can even be, I was thinking we could ask one of the voluntary ex-hosts in case they know -"

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<That is a good idea. They fly someone out to a library every day to check in, I will convey the question.>

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Nod. "- functional and capable of working with him afterwards?"

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<Less confident of that. But you might notice that we are impeded in working together presently.>

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"Yeah, I'm just wondering if this is even a net improvement."

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<I think I will ask him to confirm the relevant points for someone else and then take some amnestics. I think then it would be - I could be wrong about how bad the experience is itself, but most of my aversion if I imagine learning that someone around me already did it, with a good reason, is of the thought of them currently presently knowing...>

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"- I hadn't even thought of that. Almost cancels out."

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Tail-flick-nod. <I will be all right. I - this has been enough of a tragic waste of life, it ought to be settled ->

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Nod.

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They do morphed surveillance. There are bio-filters set up at the White House, now, not in the entrances but in places where they might be missed. They are not missed; the Andalites know what to look for. They find some Controllers.

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"Am I doing the Thumbelina thing?"

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<If we identify a sufficiently important target, maybe. Not worth the risk just for scouting.>

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They identify a Controller secret service agent.

They don't have a safe way to starve the Yeerk out, not with the enemy on high alert.

But they can break into his house and kill the host and cut his skull open and, bird-formed, carry the dying Yeerk to the hotel for acquisition.

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The Yeerk is acquired.

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Should there be an ongoing-consent spotter, here -?

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<Probably, but if he wants me to forget it afterwards I need to be near my people so I can confirm to them that I am satisfied.>

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Back to Australia, then?

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It does not seem like any of Matirin's operations rely on being in Washington.

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Yep.

Charter pilot is all set to go.

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Then they'll all travel, this time.

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It's more crowded that way but not intractable. Bella's clients must of course not be looked in on while they travel, it is of the utmost importance, take the money and don't think about it pilot dude.

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The Andalites eat in-flight human snacks. Talik spends most of the trip staring at Matirin, tail-lashing, and Matirin spends most of it perfectly still.

 

Eventually everyone sleeps.

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And here's Australia. G'day, Australia.

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Everyone is instructed to morph human, get dressed, go into the city for a few months' supplies in case it becomes unwise to make the trek every day. Except Andi, she can go ahead since she knows where Nerefir's Dome is, and Bella, she can stay here and talk with the pilot, and Finleran who he does not command. Everyone goes off.

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Andi flies off.

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I'm sorry. 

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I have no difficulty in believing that. I am not going to talk about my feelings because as I understand it -

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Yes.

 

They'd asked the voluntary Controllers in Montana. There is no particular reason to believe Yeerks can be selective - about reviewing specific memories, maybe, about getting an extremely thorough understanding of someone's head not so much.

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Bella shoos the pilot. He gets a nice tip. They'll look him up if they need him again, thanks mate.

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<You are remaining?>

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"Should I not?"

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<I have no objection. What are you planning to do, watch?>

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"Pretty much."

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He stares searchingly at Matirin. 

 

Then the eyes retract and the hands retract and the hair is sucked back into the follicles and the skin goes rubbery and oozy and pulsates horrifyingly as bones liquify beneath it. And then he shrinks.

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He picks him up off the ground and raises him to his ear with violently trembling hands.

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All instinct, this. He is tempted to stop, tempted to pull the Yeerk back and demorph and say he is satisfied, which he is, Matirin would hardly take a lie this far, but everyone deserves to know, without any buried doubts, everyone deserves to be certain -

 

- the mind is his and he understands everything about it, how to move like him, how to speak like him, how to fight like him, he can see people the way Matirin sees them now and it's fascinating and lightning fast and he marvels - the body is his and he stops it from moving, on instinct, because it is trembling and that is unnecessary - Matirin had been trying very hard to hold his tail on the ground, now he doesn't have to try - 

- no -

sorry, he says, sorry, I can let you keep mobility, I'm not sure how but -

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If he gets the tail back he's not sure he won't kill himself but - yes please -

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Flinch. Heard that. I - sorry, but no, then -

 

- the coordinates Matirin'd given them, had he believed they were accurate -

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He wants his fucking tail back. 

 

(Yes, yes, they were.)

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When he found out they were false, was it too late to warn them - 

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If you don't give it back right now I will never ever forgive you, he says.

(Far too late, they were already in Z-space. He'd been furious, he fought with his father -)

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Giving it back, giving everything back, going - I'm sorry -

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When he regains control of his limbs it is immediately apparent because he collapses sobbing. 

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Demorph.

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"Can I get you anything," murmurs Bella, softly, to Matirin.

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<We should blow up the world ->

 

- and a minute later - <No, thank you ->

- and a minute after that - <I appreciate your assistance in coordinating this. We can head to Nerefir's Dome now, I think.>

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- she flinches a little at the suggestion -

- "You're... welcome."

And they can fly out.

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And he can confirm that Matirin did not know, found out too late.

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And take the amnestic, right? Make it a little less horrible -

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Yes, of course.

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Good.

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Here is the Dome. Matirin walks in quite steadily and goes over to talk to Nerefir and he hangs back, waiting to forget. 

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Andi notices that something is wrong with her sister. When her sister will not tell her what it is Andi turns into a bunny and hops into her lap.

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Pet pet.

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He talks with Nerefir for a while but when he is finished asks Bella if she cares to go out flying.

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"Sure." She hugs Andi-the-bunny and puts her back on the grass, goes seagull.

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Seagulls will be nice and inconspicuous. <I am looking forward to having grass under my feet again but it might go easier for everyone if I leave for a few hours. Are you all right?>

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<You don't need to worry about me.>

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<I put you in a stressful position; it would be remiss of me not to check in. I try to do some acknowledgment of people beyond 'minimum psychological maintenance needed to keep them useful'. You are impressively good at the latter by yourself, incidentally.>

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<It's a knack. I'll be fine.>

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<Maybe we can approach the Australian government less disastrously.>

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<That'd be good. I know less about how the government's put together.>

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<We are better equipped to start from scratch, though, with more people to do observation.>

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<Yeah. And we can look up stuff about the parliament structure and whatnot.>

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<Yes. 

 

 

 

Curious what it is like?>

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<I haven't wanted to quiz my dad and I kind of want to quiz you even less but yeah.>

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<They get almost everything up front. Not specific memories, but a sense of the person and how they think and operate and what they notice and how they carry themselves - it does not feel like much of anything but someone else getting the ability to think the way your brain thinks, process the way you process, is - 

 

- he meant to leave me in control of my body but I was not very sure I would not kill myself ->

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Seagulls don't really shiver. She glides.

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Gliding is nice. <I do not mind being asked questions.>

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<If it doesn't feel like anything did he just - tell you what he got, or ->

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<Yes, he was sending - probably made it more traumatic, but I had asked him to do it ->

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<I probably would've asked too if for some reason it'd been ->

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<I cannot imagine it will ever be necessary again, for anyone.>

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<I hope you're right.>

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They fly over some of the rest of their team, heading back in human morph, and he glides down to join them.

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Bella doesn't really enjoy the hike in the desert very much; she stays aloft but keeps pace.

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And eventually they get back to the Dome.

 

The new Andalites race across the grass, rather as ecstatic as when finding human food.

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The sod really didn't cut it, huh. Oh well.

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The sod helped. They still missed this. There is a lot of prancing through the grass and some awkward reunions. 

 

 

 

 

Matirin gives himself two Earth hours to get his head in order and then goes over to Finleran. <Hey.>

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<Hey.>

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<Thank you.>

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<You - really do not have to.>

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<Yes, I do not think it is strategically relevant if I am awkward around you. I prefer not to be. I trust you and I trusted you with this and if you remembered reading the thoughts where I planned this conversation I would feel awkward about carrying it out but you do not and so I do not.

 

I am so sorry. I - it was horrible and there is no way, if there had not been strategic reasons, I would ever have agreed, but I am glad there were, it matters to me that you trust me.>

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<I trusted you already. If there had not been other people who needed to trust you I would not have asked.>

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<Or wondered, on some level ->

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<...might have wondered, on some level.>

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<So. Better this way.>

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<If you say so.>

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<You found it fascinating, you liked it on some level ->

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<I am going to find it frustrating to have conversations about how I experienced something I do not remember.>

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<I know. Sorry.>

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<You can, if you would like. After the war. Once.>

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<...I was not going to ->

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<You were going to not mention it, yes. I know you pretty well. After the war. I do not find the prospect appealing but I understand why you would want to, and you may, and it is unlikely to come up because I do not see how any of us make it out of this alive.>

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<I missed you.>

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<Yes. Run a few laps?>

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And they do that.

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That's probably good.

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The grass-deprived Andalites spend a day recovering and then set to research and planning. 

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The government of Australia is surprisingly similar to that of the United States, although they have a prime minister instead of a president, there is a queen nominally involved, and there are not as many states or representatives or senators.

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And they are going to check every person the Prime Minister might conceivably call on in an emergency.

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That's kind of a lot of people but the twins aren't going to argue, considering.

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Considering that not doing that killed an awful lot of people, yes. It won't have to all fall to Andi.

 

...stunning people and checking whether they are a Yeerk by trying to Yeerk them is an option available to them, albeit a unappealing one.

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A very unappealing one. How far would a morphed Yeerk have to go to find out -?

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They don't know and don't have a good way to test the answer.

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They'd presumably only have to try it once to find out, but...

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Once on a Controller, possibly several times if they keep not hitting Controllers.

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There probably aren't even Controllers here - the Yeerks would have seen the UFO report same as they did but wouldn't have known to go with Australia in particular before that -

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And are probably not equipped to set up a new Pool this fast. They might be sweeping the area for signs of the Andalites, but they are very unlikely to be Controllers everywhere. Then again, they had made the same assumption in Washington.

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How impractical would it be for them to be ferrying Controllers up to the Pool ship to feed?

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It'd be a several-hour trip, and a major vulnerability if the Andalites figured it out and were able to get up to the Pool ship and destroy it, but it is not impossible.

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If Yeerks happen to be able to exit (and reenter) sleeping people it wouldn't necessarily disrupt the relevant humans' schedules that much, otherwise unlikely.

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Unlikely they'd chance it - if a person was woken in the middle of the night by a phone call or a problem - which probably occurs frequently with important humans - they would wake up free of their Yeerk.

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Might be able to work around that somehow by having two or more members of each household infested... do Yeerk weapons have a stun setting?

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They do.

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So if there were someone to cover for the unwakeability of an empty host that would do it.

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They'll check the Prime Minister and his security detail, then. Exhaustively. Better to get this right.

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Yeah. No good checking somebody by Yeerk morph only for their own genuine Yeerk to return at four a.m. and tuck itself back in.

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That'd be easy to notice, if it's what the Yeerks are doing. But it doesn't seem especially likely.

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It'd still require a lot of sitting and watching and would make for less of a time savings, albeit not none. - Also wouldn't necessarily catch voluntary hosts, who might outright get breaks -.

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The Andalites are appalled at the existence of voluntary hosts and shuffle uncomfortably a while.

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Yes well they've met some it's awkward but they exist. Humans in all their six billion's worth variety, and all.

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Does not really change too many strategic calculations. How many people are they going to need to verify?

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A few dozen, maybe more depending on how they want to define "plausible the prime minister would call upon in an emergency".

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Well, they have three times the forces they had in Washington. They can do it in teams of three or so.

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Yep. Might want some more local species to morph so nobody's inclined to swat the flies or bewildered at the persistence of the seagulls.

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So they start researching species native to Australia.

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There's a locally appropriate sort of pigeon, and pardalotes and magpies and some members of the parrot family, and a few kinds of flies, although the housefly morph will actually pass muster just fine if they mean to stay out of swatter range.

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They much prefer not to be swatted. Local morphs are acquired.

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And local politicians are watched.

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It is exhausting. The Andalites can only morph so much, and have to get to and from the city somehow. Houseflies are an unpleasant morph, and disorienting to spend all day in. There are a few close calls, there are a few humans who see them and have to be made to forget them.

 

The Australian government does not seem to be full of Controllers.

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One day Bella asks - "Would it be possible to have a Yeerk and not know it. If it didn't do anything."

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"...yes, for up to three days, but the Yeerks would not have much reason to do that - unless they saw in the host's mind that Leeran morphs could be expected to get involved -"

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"No, there is a reason to do that. If they do that the Yeerk can leave, for longer than three days if it likes, and the host won't tell a soul or act funny."

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<...good point. Yes. They could do that.>

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"And they can probably guess how we figured out the President was not himself a Controller."

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<At least to the level of granularity of 'followed him around all the time'.>

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"Yeah. But they could have been in and out of people before we showed up, gotten any intel they wanted, peeled back to enough people to administer reinfestations through a dozen links of connection if they wanted, be waiting for us to do something before actually occupying anyone important. - Could also rotate Yeerks per host. Wouldn't be nearly as time consuming as actually getting the host to a pool."

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<True. So - not wise to go to a government, even one with no Controllers at present.>

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"Yeah. Or if we do have a contingency plan for 'suddenly Yeerks everywhere'."

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<It might be destabilizing to have another world leader dead so shortly after recent events. I am concerned recent events were destabilizing enough on their own.>

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"Wasn't the first American presidential assassination but yeah."

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<The bombings, too. The news stories are - not promising, though I probably lack some context in which to evaluate them - they are trying to decide who to go to war with...is that Yeerk influence or is that just a thing humans would do?>

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"Kind of just a thing humans would do. Remember I mentioned the planes-at-skyscrapers incidents, they went to war with somebody over that too."

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<Well, they are probably going to go to war with somebody over this and I do not know how to avert or mitigate that.>

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"Yeah."

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<I would go public, but then I expect the Yeerks will do the same.>

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"And it's your word against theirs. You'd probably get an embarrassing amount of mileage for being prettier than Yeerks are but they can say anything they like about how infestation works and say they're benevolent symbiotes and say you blew up a lot of people and the average person won't really be able to sort it out."

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<There'd be some advantage to being the first to go public, if it were inevitable that that happen somehow, but since we did blow up a lot of people and will at need blow up a lot more, I am not sure we are positioned to win any PR campaigns.>

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"Yeah. If we grabbed our mom we could be legit human PR but we probably look like we have Stockholm syndrome."

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<Yeerk prisoners won't testify so glowingly about Yeerks. Stockholm Syndrome?>

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"Yeerks may be able to find people who actually have Stockholm syndrome - or other motives, if they got ahold of Helen and Ophelia wouldn't be hard to have Helen saying anything they suggested I think - there's an occasional phenomenon which probably would've been adaptive in the absence of law enforcement, where kidnapped people start to identify with their captors and want to help them out and be friends."

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Tail-twitch. <So no public announcement. Are there other channels by which we can divert a war?>

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"Could possibly go direct to the military, although that has some of the same risks as going to a government."

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<There must be some military personnel whose jobs are incompatible with being a Controller?>

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"...yeah. People on submarines come to mind, maybe anybody on boat duty even if it's not a sub. Assuming it'd be prohibitive to tuck a generator and a pool on a boat. So I guess we could go to the navy."

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<Might be the best next step.>

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"The navy would not be conducting most of a war, in this day and age, but they could probably tell us some things about how to approach the other branches safely."

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<This requires heading back out to the United States?>

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"If we want to talk to the US navy, yeah, probably. I mean, I guess you could try calling them but I imagine admirals and such are not easy to reach."

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<We might want to start with someone lower down and definitely not a Controller. Or someone currently on a ship.>

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"I don't know how to find out where naval ships are and it's probably deliberately difficult."

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<And if we do it cleverly the Yeerks might notice we are involved.>

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"Yeah. The publicly-contactable arm of the armed forces would be the recruitment offices."

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<I am very concerned that this ends exactly like the last effort at formal channels of communication.>

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"...when did you try formal channels of communication with anybody?"

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<...the catastrophe in Washington?>

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"Turning into an insect and thoughtspeaking the President is not a formal channel of communication. It is distinctly informal."

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<It is an effort to contact authorities, and this one seems open to failing in all the same ways. Do the Australians know where American ships are?>

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"Might know where some of them are; Australia and America are friendly."

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<Then trying here where we have already confirmed everyone is not a Yeerk seems safer.>

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Australia, too, has a navy. The Australian navy sometimes does joint exercises with the American one. An Australian naval ship returning from these exercises can be found; they can match the ranking admiral to the picture on his Wikipedia page. 

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They follow him to make sure he goes straight home. He does. Nice house with a view of the ocean; security system not meant for determined gnats. When the admiral comes down for breakfast he is standing in the living room, in morph.

 

Half an hour of explaining commences. At the end of which the admiral wants to tell his commander, can they check whether his commander is Yeerked, and the Prime Minister, who he is relieved to hear is not Yeerked. He will consider telling the Andalites how to find American ships. 

 

He leaves. A spy stays on the wall in gnat form.

 

The admiral paces, and has a glass of something alcoholic, and then calls up a friend and invites him over for golf. 

(The gnat demorphs.)

 

And they wait to get an email.

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The email asks him to come to another meeting. He declines to come to another meeting; if they were Yeerks, that would present them with a chance to take him alive, which is not a tolerable risk. It is possible they might be Yeerks without their knowledge; he expands on that. It is also possible they'd be Yeerked in the time before a meeting. He will send them tech guidelines, over email, nothing Yeerks do not already know. 

 

And can they tell him how to find the American boats, because the Andalites are trying to prevent a few innocent countries from getting invaded over their anti-Yeerk sabotage operations in the United States.

 

They will consider it.

 

(Nerefir is quietly furious at the prospect of giving humans Z-space and other modern technology, and Matirin tells him that he will happily hand himself over for a war crimes trial after the war is over.)

Matirin runs all this by Bella for Advice On Humans. 

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They probably have to check with the Americans before giving out American classified information, and the Americans won't have seen a person inexplicably in their living room; it'll slow them down. Hopefully they know the meaning of infosec and have applied it to the situation of "Yeerks exist". Technically they don't have to talk directly to the American armed forces to claim responsibility for the explosions insofar as this claiming helps; the Australians could do that for them...

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<And does that help, or does it make it much less likely we will achieve the possibility of cooperation?>

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Bella does not know. They're kind of out of her depth. She's a high school dropout, not a political scientist.

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And Andalite polities run differently. 

Before they get an answer from the Australians, the news reports that the United States has reimplemented the draft and is invading three different Middle Eastern countries suspected to be responsible for the terrorist attacks. The referenda float through Congress with near-total support. 

 

<I think it is at this point perhaps unwise to try to work with the U.S. government> he observes as they watch the vote.

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"Yeah. Probably."

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<It seems likely they will be using those countries for mass infestation. We can go there and sabotage, at least, slow it down, but that is not a win condition.>

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"And me and Andi don't speak any of the local languages."

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<How long would it take you to acquire a working knowledge of them?>

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"Supposedly with really intensive immersion training it can be done in like a few months but I think that might be without any other languages used at all - including my notetaking or to talk to each other or to keep in touch with you -"

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<Not very feasible>  he agrees. <Perhaps we should sit down with Nerefir and talk through all possible courses of action that actually lead to victory in this war, instead of satisfying delays that do not seem to deter the Yeerks from deploying further resources.>

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"...am I missing subtext?"

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<If I cannot think of a path to achieve more than temporary delays, we should probably be devoting our resources to evacuation rather than that.>

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She rather meant subtext about some underlying disagreement between him and Nerefir about Yeerk-delaying-tactics but okay. "Right."

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That underlying difference becomes apparent pretty quickly during the strategic discussion. Nerefir does not want to commit any war crimes. This is, as reasons for obstructionism go, a very comprehensible one. But.

 

 

 

They could try to get to the Pool ship. They could try to arm some human society well enough to launch into space and contest the Yeerks from there. They could try negotiating with the Yeerks. There was apparently a Yeerk resistance, possibly, at least a rumored one; they could try learning about, and working with, that. They could deploy biological weapons that stop every human heartbeat on the planet. (They do not have a similar weapon that works on Yeerks; the transmission vectors are more complicated.)

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It seems yet premature to Bella to wipe out the entire population of the Earth but it's sort of nice to know that if it comes to that they can just render it unsuitable for host harvesting and not have to obliterate absolutely everything on it. Finding Yeerks who belong to a resistance movement sounds hard and it's possible they'd resent the terrorism whatever their differences with their own command but it appeals to the part of Bella that wishes Andalites had met Yeerks after developing morph tech so that the Yeerks could get their eyes their hands their wings their whatever they wanted some other way, any other way - she's restrained to the point of obliqueness expressing that. Negotiating with the Yeerks seems likely to involve either working in likely-detectable bad faith or letting the Yeerks run off with a bunch of hosts. A human society equipped to fight back seems - promising. It would be particularly promising if it turned out you could detect a Yeerk on an MRI or something.

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Well, that they can test. He makes a note of it. 

 

Other strategies -

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Could they get a biofilter and hedge Yeerks out of places, that seems like it might be useful if they could do that.

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The Andalites hesitate for an embarrassingly long time before admitting that the bio-filter is Yeerk technology they don't know how to make. They could probably reverse-engineer it given enough time but it might take a lot of time.

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Okay. ...how are they going to test "detect Yeerks with MRIs"?

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They would need someone to volunteer to have a Yeerk in their heads. It is plausible there is someone in Australia who would agree to that test.

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Plausible, yeah. Humans in all their six billion variety.

Australia's not a huge manufacturing power. They might want China for that if they're going to try having humans do a tech leap.

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Language barrier is back for their human consultants, and they'd have to check whether there were Controllers around all over again. What's the relative size of the manufacturing bases? He makes a note to check this when they are back on the internet.

 

Are there other options.

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Yeerks are little and the low biodiversity of non-Earth planets in comparison to Earth suggests that Earth creatures might be used to high-ish radiation doses. Radiation therapy the planet. Especially if the Pool ship is likely in orbit.

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Well.

 

This will give an awful lot of humans cancer, so it is probably a good idea to test whether it does anything first, but they cannot exactly take a Yeerk alive. They start running simulations of the numbers. 

 

 


The Pool ship is in orbit but will have radiation shielding because space is full of radiation; they would have to disrupt those, possibly in some kind of simultaneous attack so the Yeerks do not figure out how to protect against this.

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...why is it they can't take a Yeerk alive? They'd have to find a Controller but from there...

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They can't get the Yeerk out of the Controller save by starving it. Irradiating it within the Controller would work. 

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Yep.

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Bella and Andi can go back to the United States to find a Controller for them.

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They go. They look. The Yeerks still don't know - or at least probably don't know - that the Andalites recruited humans; they can hide between the spaces where Andalites would be forced to be obvious, follow Secret Service agents, find the entrance to the pool, find somebody else incidental who makes similar trips...

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Here is a White House intern, mid-twenties, drinks like ten cups of coffee a day, hits the Yeerk pool after the gym three times a week. 

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And shortly after the Yeerk is fed this person can be stunned, tied up, put in a box with airholes and propped on a dolly, ferried to the airport in a U-Haul rented with the use of her own appropriated driver's license and form, loaded onto the plane where their useful uncurious charter pilot is, and supervised by twins in rotations and periodically re-stunned (if something goes wrong this Controller will not be the one spilling the beans about human recruits) and then they can hike the box out to the Dome.

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Where they run the MRI test, first - yep, Yeerks are detectable - and then will irradiate the Yeerk and see what happens. 

 

At safe-for-humans doses nothing happens. 

 

At this-human-will-get-cancer-someday doses nothing seems to happen, but it might just take more than three days to take effect. 

 

<I can test higher doses, give the Controller morphing technology afterwards...>

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"Well, we don't know what the disposition of this particular human might be, but having it as an option's nice..."

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They try higher doses. They keep the Controller stunned.

 

<I think this will just take more than three days to work, if it does work at all> he says reluctantly when they are at the edge of what will cause acute radiation poisoning in humans.

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"Damn."

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<We can still test it. Find a Yeerk back in DC, irradiate them at night for a week...>

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Bella evaluates the portability of the radiation equipment.

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It is like a dentist's x-ray machine. (They do not actually have anything they could use to irradiate the whole planet nice and evenly; they could either detonate a lot of nuclear bombs in the right point in the atmosphere or they could spend time developing something better.)

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"I do not think we can aim this at somebody in their sleep for a week without getting caught."

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<Should be possible to strip it down, I will ask Cayaldwin.>

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Nod.

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It takes him four days. Everyone spends the meantime trying to come up with more clever ideas.

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Someone would surely have gone galloping around shrieking <EUREKA> at the top of their skull if they'd managed something nice and tidy like "oh, turns out Yeerks are violently allergic to cinnamon, let's just put it in every water supply in the world"...

The Yeerk in the intern's head starves out. They let the intern wake up. The intern disavows voluntarism.

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They may eventually have to give her morph capabilities so she does not die of cancer, but they do not have to decide today. They do keep an eye on her to see if she makes a break for it or anything.

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Not if they don't refuse to get her coffee. If they bring her coffee she'll just stay put and cry a lot.

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Understandably. 

 

 

And here is a stripped down irradiator that is a bit heavy to carry, they should probably be in strong human morphs, but fits in a backpack.

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Yeah, they can probably dose somebody with this routinely for a week.

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Good luck.

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Back to the States. Andi makes jokes about frequent flyer miles.

They track down another Controller, one who lives alone.

They aim the requisite dose at him nightly.

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And in a week he is too sick to get out of bed, and goes to a Controller-based hospital in the city.

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He is spied on.

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The doctors are confused. Tests are run, conversations occur that are difficult to follow in insect morph and would probably be difficult to follow anyway.

 

 

 

They replace the Yeerk. The Controller is fine. He is discharged and goes home.

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...they email the Andalites with this news.

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The Andalites are delighted by this news. 

...that dose, if they tried delivering it all over the world, is give-you-cancer-in-a-few-years. And some places would get higher doses, just by coincidence and wind currents, some people would have acute radiation poisoning. 

Make it simultaneous with an attack on the Pool and Blade ships, Matirin writes in the code he'd taught them for this purpose, and if we really won I could make all humans morph-capable in time to prevent most of them from dying of cancer. Even if we didn't win thoroughly enough to be able to safely do that, estimated human casualties are around a hundred million. Much better than our previous escalation scenario.

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The Yeerks probably have fewer people than that now. But it's good to have in reserve if we don't think of anything else, if it gets worse, if somebody else shows up ready to kill the lot of us...

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It's really good to have in reserve.

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Yay for Bella's brilliant "irradiate the entire planet Earth" idea.

If we catch another Yeerk we can morph animals into it, do any experiments that take less than three days.

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Sounds worth having, at least. Grab one if you can.

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Might as well just kidnap this same guy. It'll look like his Yeerk was a deserter or something, maybe? Stunner, U-Haul, box, plane.

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And now in the time until he starves to death they can think of experiments that might be worth conducting with animals morphed into Yeerks.

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If there's any chance that vivisecting 'em could get them closer to the equivalent of the Cinnamon Allergy Holy Grail there's always that.

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Sure, they can vivisect Yeerks and test for allergies to an absurd variety of Earth substances, why not. Lots and lots of rabbits are captured in anticipation of needing them to attempt to Yeerk.

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Australia won't miss 'em. Invasive species and all that.

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The Yeerk starves. They manage to get forty rabbits to acquire it before it's not sufficiently recently dead, and four Yeerk-rabbits.

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Which must then be kept stunned so they don't demorph, and isn't enough for really good controlled unconfounded studies, but it's something.

This human could be mistaken for braindead if he didn't blink. He's not really up to talking about how he came to be a Controller or anything.

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...that's discouraging. Is it the radiation poisoning, because if they have to do it to brain-damage levels...

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Seems psychological? Probably? They can get monosyllables out of him if they're annoying enough. He doesn't want to eat.

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If he wants to die they can do that quicker than starvation would.

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He seems indifferent to the question.

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How sure are they it's not brain damage.

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...well, he's also indifferent to the question of whether a Leeran may read him.

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Then a Leeran will read him. 

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It's almost certainly not brain damage! He is just really really shellshocked and depressed.

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That is good news. They'll give him some time to see if he gets any better. The Andalites mostly feel it would be kinder to kill him, but they do not act on that opinion yet.

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He'll start eating things when it's been a week and he's really hungry, as long as they are not particularly complicated to eat.

Coffee Intern is crying less by this point. She's bored.

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She can tell them anything she knows about Yeerk operations in DC?

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Sure. It's not a ton, and half the messages she passed around were coded and she couldn't keep the codes straight, but here's what she's got.

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This is confirmation that the Yeerks are the drivers of the conscription-and-invasion plan. The Yeerks are planning to infest those countries through open force, infest the whole US military, and go from there.

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...well. Fuck.

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Yes. That seems to sum it up.

 

The animals-morphed-Yeerks do not have any convenient allergies to cinnamon or any of the other several hundred substances tested.

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Augh.

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<We could destroy the DC pool, delay them again...>

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"They can't be planning to infest the entire military out of one pool. There must be more by now. Probably some in bases in the Middle East too."

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<They came into this prepared, they have been here ten years already...>

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"They were moving really conservatively, taking their time, but now they're all panicked -"

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<Probably wanted to get all six billion hosts, a war is going to kill a lot of people and a peaceful takeover would have killed practically none ->

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"Yeah. Not like there was world peace before they showed up but yeah."

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<If we can take out the Yeerk ships in orbit simultaneously Matirin intends to give all humans morphing. The casualties from cancer would be minimal and they'd have the ability to heal themselves, overall human mortality should fall substantially.>

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"Yeah. I just keep picturing the scenario where something else goes wrong and we can't do that."

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<Yeah.>

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"Did anybody tell you about the one Yeerk who wanted to be a bearded vulture?"

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<...they did not.>

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"Caught a family of Controllers. Matirin told one of the Yeerks that if it cooperated it could go into hibernation for a while and then get stuck in a form of its choice and it wanted to be a vulture, didn't remember the name of the species just that it ate bones and was pink, I looked it up later."

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Sigh. 

<Maybe someday we can offer the choice to some Yeerks.>

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"That'd be nice. I just kind of think about it a lot because as long as I can remember that I wish it'd gotten to be a vulture like it wanted I don't collapse into total irrational genocidal Yeerk-hatred just because they seem specifically designed as a species to be abhorrent."

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<I would not characterize hating Yeerks as irrational, but I can imagine the benefits, there...>

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"I mean, I hate Yeerks but I don't want to hate them all individually, does that make sense? Some of them just want to be vultures and that one's particular job description was mostly 'prevent spousal abuse' and -"

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<And if we had given them different technology, when we met them - I noticed how you felt about that ->

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"It hadn't been invented yet. But if I was a slug I'd want eyes and hands too, and I wouldn't steal them but that's me, I'm not typical for my species either, lots of people just really suck and just don't happen to be able to slither into people's ears."

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<I would like to think most people do not suck that much. It is - not something you can deceive yourself about.>

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"What do you mean?"

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<You can live your life in ignorance of, or while contributing to, the suffering of many others, and many people do that. But they do not usually have to be constantly confronted with the experiences and the suffering and the pain of the person they are harming. Yeerks do.>

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"There is that."

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<We just need to plan the operation very very precisely, make sure we get it right...>

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"...hope they don't have any capabilities we don't know about, expect the ability to distribute morph tech to go unimpeded by your government back home or any Earthlings who take exception to Operation Global Fallout, cross our fingers that Yeerks elsewhere in the galaxy don't pop over to see what's going on and throw a wrench into everything -"

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<If we control the Blade ship the last one ceases to be a problem. Possibly also the second, depending how thoroughly Matirin is willing to make this leap of his. The others - yes. It should probably be treated as an operation that in expectation kills a hundred million civilians.>

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<I am sorry we did not get here sooner.>

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"It's not your fault."

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Sigh. <Well, I could take it out on the people responsible but even if they were not already dead - by the end of this we will have more than enough blood on our hands. I could have - could have seen it coming, been more careful ->

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"I would have a serious problem with the people responsible if they were still alive to have a problem with - people wanted to come help me and were piecemeal killed and delayed because of that stupid fucking black hole stunt -"

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<Yes. We - 

 

 - yes. I was anticipating I would have to work with him and I was not looking forward to it. I am not glad he is dead, because he - might have pulled a miracle out of nowhere, somehow, but - 

 - I am just glad Matirin did not know ->

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"Matirin could have had, like, a little bit of leeway for saving my dad, but I'm not sure it'd add up to 'lethally fucking with people who wanted to come and help' amounts of leeway so - yeah."

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<Well, the problem is, if you decide they have used all their leeway, then what? They are still here and necessary to work with ->

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"Oh, it wouldn't necessarily have made any practical difference although if I'd known it from the get-go I probably would have made a substantially less appealing how-about-I-explain-you-humans prospect."

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Sigh. <I keep wondering if, if we had all arrived together, we could have handled the fight for the star system...>

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"Wouldn't know," she murmurs. "I don't know anything about how that went as it is."

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<I have not asked, it not being a very productive line of inquiry. And also presumably a painful one.>

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"Yep."

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<The argument> Matirin says the next day, <for advance surveillance of the Pool and Blade ships is that it is otherwise vanishingly unlikely we will be able to pull off anything complicated simultaneous with an operation on Earth. The argument against is that we can probably only pull it off once.>

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"And probably not for very long, either. Pulling off simultaneity probably requires Andalites in particular being up there unless there's a way to know in advance they have clocks all over the place."

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<I do not think it is realistic to expect anyone going up there will be able to make it back down.>

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<We can do that first and then proceed with irradiating the Earth only if the operation is successful. But if we are likely to conclude that we ought to irradiate the Earth regardless of the outcome of the attempt to wrest control of their ships, then both ought to be done simultaneously.>

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"If we don't get the ships can't they just come down again and reestablish when things are less irradiated?"

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<Things should be excessively irradiated for several years, and by then the main fleet will have arrived.>

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"Are the Yeerks expecting reinforcements too? Is it possible they have enough collaborators to make substantial trouble even if there are no Yeerks on Earth proper?"

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<I do not know if the Yeerks are expecting reinforcements; my tentative guess would be that reinforcements are less likely if there are no human hosts and an uninhabitable planet. What sort of trouble could a devoted collaborator make? ...if all goes well enough we would be handing out morphing, what does that change regarding how much trouble a collaborator could make?>

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"Collaborators could try to get people into space to rendezvous with the Yeerks or figure out some kind of radiation shielding or cleanup to let them land in some places. Could make any interfacing with governments difficult, either by being in the government or by yanking popular support and opposition around. Any situation where they get close enough to the Yeerks to be infested gives them more morph-capable hosts, if they can morph."

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<So> says Nerefir, <we do not give them morphing.>

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<I do not object to making morphing of ex-Controllers conditional on enough mind-reading to establish they are not working for the Yeerks, but I would not have time. We would have to give over six billion people morphing within two years for the consequences of that level of exposure to be forestalled, that is hundreds of thousands of people a day, I can do it with competent local organization to move the people through but I cannot do it while verifying them at all.>

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"And they need to actually keep the capability, don't they, if things are going to keep on being radioactive... How do small children take to being morph-capable, do we know anything about that. Will morphing solve birth defects from radiation effects on gametes or early stage embryos. Can pregnant people morph."

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<Pregnant people can morph safely. Well, pregnant Andalites can, I suppose it should be checked with humans. Morphing does not solve birth defects. It is illegal to give out the ability to anyone underage, back home, barring medical emergency, and I do not think it has ever been given out to small children.>

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"So even in the best case scenario we're looking at a generation of fucked-up kids. That'll affect the ability to get local coordination handled even if the Yeerks are like 'okay bye'..."

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Tail-lash. <Perhaps lower doses for longer periods of time would achieve the same effect without the same problems.>

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"It'll affect the statistical rates but it wouldn't be as dramatic... maybe."

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<Causing lots of deaths is not any better if the deaths are only statistically perceptible.>

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<You don't say. But it gives us more time...>

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"Humans do have a distinct habit of ignoring only-statistically-perceptible deaths. From a PR perspective it's a win and PR is necessary to prevent the deaths in adults of cancer."

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Annoyed tail-lash. <That is reasonable. Not the humans, but the strategy to leverage it. So we irradiate the planet at levels that make it difficult to attribute any specific case of cancer to us, expect that this causes Yeerks acute problems in under a month, and simultaneously try to seize the Yeerk ships in space somehow, hoping they will not bother sending reinforcements to a planet they cannot inhabit anyway.>

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<And we have to get the ships because otherwise if Earth is not habitable for them they can just grab as many humans as they have the capacity to carry and take them elsewhere.>

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"Timing seems like a problem - we won't necessarily know at once when the Yeerks start having acute problems - we don't even know that they will, we should probably go do another trial on somebody -"

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<Yes, probably. Though I worry that the doctors will notice the radiation poisoning, infer what we are attempting, give Yeerks the opportunity to develop countermeasures...>

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"They seemed pretty confused with the one, a lower dose might present differently... but yeah, it would be hard to count on that..."

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<If they are at home when they manifest symptoms you could just kidnap them at that point. If they are not, then it is harder. We do still need to test it, though...>

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"Last one couldn't get out of bed when the Yeerk got sick..."

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<If that occurs again you could just take them prisoner before they reach a doctor who could be suspicious.>

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"Yeah. Lower dose might have them under the weather less suddenly, though, might decide to go to the hospital after work or something."

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<We may have to take the risk - I am not sure what precautions the Yeerks could even take, aside from running away with as many humans as possible right now...>

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"Which... is awful, but if we can get them to do that we don't have to irradiate the planet and the rest of the Andalites won't want to wipe the Earth off the map... ballpark how many might 'as many as possible' be?"

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<Assuming they have the whole, intact fleet they had when we landed, but that they have not yet been able to turn any human manufacturing to z-space ships - more than ten thousand, less than a hundred thousand.>

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"And then there's maybe time to chase them down and stop them with a larger force - there's lots of humans, if we nail the PR an outside threat which happens to be nightmarish and slug-shaped is exactly the sort of thing that could get more of us cooperating to build stuff and go Yeerk-hunting - so maybe they wouldn't have much time to breed up that population from there - and I'd have to look that up but that's probably actually fewer than would be affected by the radiation plan."

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<So - if we are sufficiently sure that the Yeerks will flee - perhaps we should leak to them that we intend to make the world uninhabitable. Though probably not our methods, in case they instead have a way to neutralize that.>

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"Maybe. I don't know what their strategic fallback is or how pragmatic Visser Three is, I don't know how credible we'd have to be there..."

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<I do not think it would be in character for him to destroy the world out of sheer spite, Yeerks are more pragmatic than that. Beyond that - no idea.>

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"So he might assume we're bluffing, stick around..."

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<Or have better capabilities than we are expecting and successfully stop us.>

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"Yeah. It's also a PR problem if we announce we're going to make the planet uninhabitable for Yeerks and then suddenly people have a surprising number of kids with flippers or something."

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All of the Andalites shudder violently.

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"...hm?"

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<That would indeed be a terrible outcome> Matirin says.

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"...yes. I still think I'm missing something."

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<If so, it is something sufficiently obvious to us that it is not readily coming to mind as requiring explanation. Children born with flippers would be horrifying and terrible?>

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"I did mention birth defects as a thing that happens if you irradiate the planet? Are flippers, in particular, especially horrifying -?"

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<Will people choose to carry a pregnancy to term if it will result in a deformed child?>

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"Well, they wouldn't always know, it's only the developed countries where ultrasounds are routine and they don't catch everything, although they'd probably catch flippers. Lots of people have principled objections to abortion no matter what, too, or just wouldn't see some or all possible deformities as enough reason to have one."

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<That is a cultural difference.>

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"...okay, well, so you're aware, irradiating the planet will in fact cause lots of kids to in fact be born with various birth defects both expected and un-, and people will be upset about that but not consistently in a way that leads to long lines at the abortion clinics."

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<It is not a fate as terrible as being Yeerked> he says firmly, and there is a murmur of agreement.

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"Yeah, we've invented all kinds of cool stuff like the wheelchair and if it's really bothering the kids who wind up with survivable defects and we're in everyone-gets-morph-utopia then when they're a little older they can pick a healthy friend to be identical twins with or something."

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The Andalites relax slightly. <Yes, they will have the option of becoming nothlit. That will help.>

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"Wow, what did Andalites even do before morph tech, it's probably kinda hard to put a centaur in a wheelchair?"

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<Those who are deformed or otherwise unable to function properly live alone where they need not live in shame.>

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"The fuck?"

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<As Finleran observed, a cultural difference.>

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Bella looks about to say something, then shakes her head.

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There will probably be Gleet bio-filters in the airlocks, which means they can go in human or Yeerk, and there are probably passwords to account for.

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Did they ever figure out how a biofilter would hypothetically react to a tapeworm?

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No. It would be useful to steal one to test, if they could somehow pull that off.

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Might be one at the DC pool now that they know to worry...

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<The problem is that if you test it by going through with someone morphed tapeworm, and that does not count, it will kill them.>

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"The question isn't so much tapeworms as whether being surrounded by an approved organism counts. That we can test with an animal morphed human and a bug trapped in its mouth."

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<Can you get an animal morphed human through the biofilter without attracting Yeerk attention?>

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"Good question, probably not. I suppose we could also just actually walk through with bugs in our mouths. Although then we're, you know, in the pool not particularly disguised..."

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"Are we like really sure shrinking works okay with the filter because I could be very small and still maybe fit a bug in my mouth, I mean, ew, but still."

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<Shrinking should work with the filter but it has never been attempted before.>

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"How big is the actual filter part of the filter, could we just steal it."

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<I expect yes but not without attracting attention; it would be embedded in the doorframe.>

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"And pools are quieter at night but not deserted..." Sigh.

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<There is no reason it should not work but it is Andi's decision whether to risk it.>

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"Why do they have to kill stuff that goes through that they don't like why can't they just be force fields or something..."

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<...Yeerks have not invested much in non-lethal technology.>

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"Yeerks suck." Andi shivers.

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"- does it work on eggs?"

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<I have no idea.>

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"If it doesn't work on eggs we could maybe get some fly eggs, get them on somebody sufficiently precariously, they'd hatch inside, maybe they'd think the filter was broken and take it down... then we could steal it and do more leisurely tests on it."

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"Yeah. I'm not sure where to find fly eggs but that seems like the least part of the problem here."

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<You could try planting tapeworms in a Controller?>

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"Maybe. Not sure where to find tapeworms either and it's hard to verify if they live through the process."

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<If we wait a few months until the operation to use the US military is in full swing, then irradiate the planet, it would be possible to make it aboard the ship as a panicked Yeerk who does not have the relevant passcodes - if they relax their security to rescue their own ->

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"Is that likely? How much do they tend to care about casualties on their side?"

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<They do care about them. I do not know what risks they would take to save them.>

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"And it might be a fairly trivial precaution to demand a couple hours in some kind of holding area."

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<Our best prospect for infiltrating the ship might be to find some Yeerks, offer them the chance to be human nothlits in the form of the humans they controlled, infest them, and go up.>

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"...that's a good idea."

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<I don't know what share of Yeerks would take us up on it, but it might be some.>

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"We'd have to catch a bunch though."

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<Storm the Pool in some small town in Afghanistan ->

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"Maybe. Steal its biofilter while we're at it maybe."

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<Once we do that everything else should move quickly, lest their security procedures change or some of our ex-Yeerk volunteers escape. It would be wise to check the effects of extended exposure first.>

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"Okay. We're less useful in the Middle East not speaking the language and passing as tourists is impractical with a war on. We go to DC and lower-dose irradiate another Controller and try to find the whereabouts of some Middle East pools to send you?"

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<That seems advisable.>

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So Bella sets another time with the charter pilot, deflects his light remarks about there sure being a lot of business travel to D.C. she needs done, plans to leave in the morning.

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Good luck.

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Thanks.

They and their adjusted dose irradiator and shredder and Plane Stuff travel back to D.C. They pick out somebody who can be conveniently zapped. They zap 'em.

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After two weeks the person is sick in the morning and stays home from work.

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And it doesn't look like they have an actual cold or anything so they can then be kidnapped.

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And their charter pilot tells them that all flights out of D.C. have been shut down for the day due to another terror threat.

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...ah. That's... inconvenient. Just for the day?

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He doesn't know. They're checking paperwork and passengers and so on - good thing the eccentric billionaire's not along, they would not be okay with his preference not to be looked at...

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Probably not, no. Uh... Bella apologizes for the delay in the pilot's return home and suggests he go check out tourist stuff in Philly while he can't get anywhere in his plane.

The twins drive a U-Haul to North Carolina with their kidnap victim stunned in the back. They're not going to be able to stow away with him but maybe if the Yeerk dies...

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The Yeerk does not die that day.

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Dammit, Yeerk.

They get to within spitting distance of the Raleigh airport and Bella sends Andi to find them a flight to stow away on and Bella drives to the middle of nowhere and makes sure the kidnapping victim is good and tied up and morphs Andalite and waits for him to wake.

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Which he does, blinking with confusion only for a second. Then his eyes settle on Bella and he goes very still.

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<Hello. It would be mildly inconvenient to kill you. Do you suppose it likely we can come to a more agreeable arrangement?>

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"Do you have a Kandrona generator? Because if not I am just choosing my death."

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<I do not have a Kandrona generator. I do have a morph cube.>

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"I don't believe you."

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<I don't have it here, Yeerk. But if you are exquisitely cooperative and better had alive than dead, you can reach it before you starve.>

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"Do you have any idea how many of my people you have murdered? Is this the offer you made to learn the locations of the generators? Are there other morphed Yeerks walking around to testify you keep your word?"

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<You have nothing but my word to go on. You may go on it or not.>

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"What do you want."

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<To avoid the inconvenience of killing you, particularly in your host. But I do not plan to let you waste more of my time than this is worth to me, which is not much.>

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Squint. "I am more than happy to not inconvenience you by being murdered."

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Bella holds an opaque water bottle to the host's ear.

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Raised eyebrow. 

 

 

Long hesitation.

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<You may expect roughly one Earth day spent in the bottle. It is admittedly not a luxury accommodation but it is what is available to you.>

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The Yeerk leaves.

 

The host collapses, shuddering.

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Bella screws the cap on the bottle. <How did it get you?> she asks the host.

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"I don't - I don't even - I was asked to take something downstairs and then I woke up with -"

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<You are close to Raleigh, North Carolina, one mile from the nearest rest stop. Can you travel somewhere safe from here and refrain from contacting anyone who may be infested?>

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"I don't know how many people they've got."

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<Refrain from contacting anyone the Yeerk spoke to for reasons other than maintaining the pretense of your identity, then. Perhaps depart this greater political unit.>

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"Permanently?"

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<If the need becomes redundant or obsolete it should be fairly obvious via human news channels.>

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"Is there anywhere - is there anywhere the Yeerks aren't -"

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<They are unlikely to have paid much attention to any given rural area where it would be inefficient to have a pool.>

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"Okay. Thanks. I'll do that. Promise. Are you guys - gonna do anything -"

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<You will I hope understand that I cannot be informative on strategic matters. This is enough of a risk. Mitigate it.> She unties him and hands him a water bottle - a clear disposable one with just water in it - <The rest stop is downhill along the road from here. I recommend claiming to have no memory of how you got here and avoiding the use of your real name insofar as you can.>

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And he walks off.

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When he's out of sight she demorphs, changes into the form she's currently got a driver's license for, and goes into town to meet up with Andi.

They find a flight that leaves in the middle of the night. They have just enough time to cryptically update the Andalites on the situation before they stand ready to swoop in, two owls and a bottle of Yeerk, into the cargo hold when no one's looking.

Traveling in cargo holds is so unpleasant.

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The flight takes off on time, though.

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Small mercies.

They land. They and the bottle get out of the cargo hold and get somewhere from which they can hike. Bella holds the bottle.

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Andi flies on ahead.

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The Andalites are relieved to have them back.

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Are they gonna be chill about the bottled Yeerk?

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They are not going to give a Yeerk morphing abilities but if Matirin - what is Matirin's plan for once the fleet arrives, anyway -

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<If everything is settled here on Earth I will turn myself in and assert no one surviving helped me, to the extent I can plausibly do so.>

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"Bella was figuring somebody stands over it for a couple hours with a shredder waiting for it to get stuck, not that you let it run around turning into stuff."

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<The reaction back home is still not going to be favorable. But I will do it. Should we get a bird it can acquire ->

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"She didn't ask it what it wanted to be, something about how it'd have been bad if all the options were stuff that lives in Australia and then something happened? Bird's maybe a good guess? If it really hates being a bird it can say so while it's a bird."

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<Birds have a lot of mobility, though - something that has to stay here in the Dome would be safest - or something that has to stay in the water...>

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"Yeah. I dunno."

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<If there is any chance it can reach and contact other Yeerks we cannot chance it. But we do need cooperating Yeerks for the Pool ship plan - we could have it morph human for that ->

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"I guess it could get a pretty decently new face between me and Bella and the couple ex-hosts?"

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<And a human is easy to control if things go wrong.>

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"Wow that wasn't creepy at all."

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<Bird can slip out of the dome and go find its friends. Any Yeerk can thoughtspeak-broadcast constantly in the hopes someone will come within range, come investigate us, and cause problems. This is a risk.>

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"Yeah. She was mostly doing it for the host and figured if it was too much of a risk we could just kill the Yeerk but she had to decide whether to be able to not do that or not right then?"

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<I think she made a very reasonable decision and am now considering whether I can do it. I would not consider it if this were not an element of one of our plans to reach the Pool ship.>

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Nod.

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And eventually - <I am going to let the Yeerk be a human. I would like you two to be outside the Dome when I do - it can blend the morph between the other two - and if starts broadcasting anything it will have to broadcast at everyone it hasn't seen or everyone outside the Dome and you will be able to notice it doing this so we can kill it.>

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"Okay."

And Andi relays this when Bella and her bottle of Yeerk show up.

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Bella nods and hands over the bottled Yeerk.

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And bottled Yeerk can be held against the morphing cube and then brushed against Coffee Intern and then permitted to morph her. <Hello> he says. <We would like you to acquire the other human, create a blended morph -> and he describes how this is done - <and then stay in human morph for two hours. If you do not try to escape or harm anyone here, you will not be killed.>

 

The Yeerk does that.

 

The Yeerk says <Hello, anybody? Anybody? Don't come near me if you hear this. I'm a prisoner of ->

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Bella morphs her sister. <It's calling for help.>

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Now it is not because it is dead. 

 

<Thank you.>

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Bella goes back in. "Mm-hm."

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<You saved the host. That is a good achievement.>

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"Assuming he didn't con me, yeah." Sigh.

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<It will probably be challenging to find Yeerks who will cooperate with our scheme to destroy the Pool ship.>

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"No doubt."

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<We - could do it without cooperation.>

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"That is technically feasible."

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"If there's any justifiable targets it's Yeerks who've done it themselves, but..."

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<It is an evil thing to do to anybody, and not a thing with respect to which we want to be drawing lines of deservingness. But if we cannot have cooperation and we need to know enough to impersonate a Yeerk on the Pool ship ->

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"Cooperation might not be impossible but you'd need to vet so many..."

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<And we would run into collaborator hosts who we need to keep imprisoned, and some of them clever enough to lie about it...>

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"Ayep."

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<I will go see whether I even have anyone comfortable with doing it, I may not.>

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"I could cope. Comfortable's a high bar."

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<Willing, then. Thank you. Andi?>

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"...I dunno if I'd be good at it? I guess Yeerks are all good at it. ...Bella might not be good at it she has the thing."

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<Maybe we can get one cooperative Yeerk-nothlit and find out in advance.>

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"Would a Yeerk actually know the extent to which it might be relying on instincts I wouldn't pick up?"

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<No, but you could try it on the cooperative one, see if you are capable of it normally.>

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"Ah."

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"Anyway it'd be gross and scary but not like more gross and scary than lots of things?"

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<All right. Thank you both.>

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"You're welcome."

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The United States launches their war. It is all over television and the internet.

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Fucking United States.

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Fucking Yeerks, almost certainly. They debate their options. 

Irradiate the planet, go public, explain why, offer to teach humans advanced biology so a cure to the cancer and a general way for humans to live in a permanently irradiated planet can be developed in time (it can't, but perhaps the bluff persuades the Yeerks to leave and then morphing can do it).

Render all the Pools on Earth uninhabitable, maybe with radiation, maybe through simultaneous guerilla strikes of the kind they pulled off earlier, Yeerk some Yeerks, get into orbit and try taking over the Pool ship.

Cause enough of a distraction on Earth (perhaps by irradiating the planet) that the Andalite ships can get into orbit and get a shot at the Yeerk ships themselves.

Or wait, teach Australia how to build spaceships, and hope the rest of the world is not enslaved by the time they are done.

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Bella doesn't have enough strategic background to take a particularly strong position here but the last time they tried to get all the pools they did not, in fact, get all the pools.

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Yep, that is true. The most straightforward avenue to irradiating the planet involves stealing a lot of nuclear bombs, but that might be infeasible and will also hurt their PR. Other methods of irradiating the planet are debated.

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Do the Andalites have enough ships - and crew - for taking the Yeerks in a space fight to be remotely feasible?

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No. They lost last time and they had a lot more force than they do now. 

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So distraction + space fight seems unwise. Which pretty much leaves radiation therapy for the Earth or sorta-space-race.

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Sorta-space-race which they are not very well geopolitically positioned to win. They send Australia instructions for advanced technologies anyways, but it does sort of look like irradiating the Earth is the best option.

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If this is information the Yeerks have anyway they could send it to more countries. In the event of catastrophic loss it leaves them more industrial base to co-opt but that probably doesn't give them that much of a head start compared to other catastrophic loss scenarios.

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They give the Australians permission to share it. They don't want to send it to places that are almost certainly Yeerk-run, the Yeerks could check who else is building it and come land in force in Australia.

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They could tell various Asian and European countries where they've seen no evidence of Yeerk activity?

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Sure! Those will also get anonymous emails with detailed descriptions of advanced technology.

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The girls have no missions to go on. They run errands in Sydney and fly around and try to keep the ex-hosts company. Bella writes. Andi optimistically choreographs postwar morph-dancing routines.

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If they can get their ships up into the upper atmosphere they can blow up the engine reactors in the right way and irradiate the whole planet. The problem is that if the ships get shot down before they get there then they do not have a good backup plan.

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Nukes are hard to steal. As they should be, it's just inconvenient right now. Are any countries like super thrilled with being given advanced technology such that they want to be best friends and hand over some nukes?

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They enquire.

 

 

 

 

...more of a disaster, in Bella's estimation, to be best friends with China or Pakistan?

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...Pakistan's probably worse.

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"We want your nuclear arsenal so we can detonate it in the upper atmosphere and irradiate the planet" does not go over well. Matirin keeps negotiating.

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Yes, they can make China Earth's greatest power (that's not a disaster, Bella?). Yes, they already have a lot of ways to destroy the world. Yes, look at these ship designs, they can totally destroy the world, ask your scientists. Yes, we will teach you FTL travel. 

 

 

<Someone do the math on whether we can do this with a hundred fifty nukes> he says. <If we need more than that we need the US or Russia.>

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It's kind of a disaster but honestly except for some inoffensive Scandinavians who do not have substantial nuclear arsenals... and maybe Japan? maybe New Zealand?... she can't think of any countries that wouldn't be disastrous in that role (Canada: contains some Yeerks) and hopefully they can keep the disaster to a minimum.

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Great. He is giving absolute power to an alien race with a lot of Yeerk collaborators in full anticipation it will be a disaster so they will give him their nuclear arsenal so he can make their planet uninhabitable.

 

They think they'll need a total yield of about 10,000 megatons. China will have enough, but it will require their whole arsenal, and they want technological assurance that it will be sufficient. Matirin sends them a lot of videos of Andalites testing their weapons on uninhabited planets. 

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Well, they didn't drop the nukes on anybody when they had those, right? ...ugh.

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They start making the videos they are going to release online and to the news stations once they have irradiated the planet. They need help with not sounding evil while explaining that, yes, the terrorist attacks were them, and yes, the Earth's new dangerous levels of background radiation are them, but it's okay, really, they're the good guys.

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...well, you open by explaining Yeerks, obviously, not by claiming responsibility for terrorism.

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They explain Yeerks. They explain that they have come to fight the Yeerks and that the planet has now been rendered uninhabitable for Yeerks. And that they will cure all the cancer before it becomes a problem, sorry about the cancer. And the nuclear winter. There'll be a nuclear winter. ...mild one.

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...Bella has further pointers on how to refine this message. ...might or might not be a good idea to talk about how the nuclear winter will counteract some global warming?

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...Earth will remain within the habitable range for over 90% of its current species?

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........how about, uh, Earth will continue to be the most species-diverse planet in the galaxy, or something. They don't have to mention that the Andalite homeworld has THREE BIRDS.

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Okay! And also as soon as the Yeerks have given up and left everybody can turn into birds, although they shouldn't say that until the Yeerks leave lest this incentivize them to stay.

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Yeah, pity they can't lead with "hey we're gonna let you all turn into critters".

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They can promise a cure to cancer and paralysis and pretty much all non-DNA disabilities! The humans will be happy about that!

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Yeah. Although if they oversell that the Yeerks might guess how.

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Right. Just 'cure for cancer' for now, then.

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Cure for cancer, travel the stars, be able to defend yourselves from scary Yeerks.

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Someone should morph a Yeerk for the videos.

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Just as a visual aid? Bella can do that.

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Sure! He can record the videos with Bella swimming around in a goldfish bowl on the ship control board in front of him. <I will have to be human for the message recording; what sort of human form is suitable?>

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"Your generic from earlier is fine... maybe go a little darker in the skin tone for some ethnic ambiguity if everybody's getting the same video? Are you doing multiple languages?"

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<We should do as many languages as we can.>

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"Then insofar as you can you might want to look like the sort of person who mostly speaks each language. Actually, maybe go ahead and use the excessively pretty redhead morph for English and northern European languages."

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He starts as an Andalite, transforms before the camera. "Humans," he says. "I am Matirin-Ashal-Nelinfir. I am an Andalite, and you are not alone in the universe."

Yeerks exist - here is one - and they attempted to infiltrate Earth and make everyone their slaves, trapped in their own heads while their bodies go on to enslave more species. But Yeerks are not as tough as humans, and so with the help of Earth's governments -in the English recording he mostly credits the Australians - they have discovered a way to make the planet uninhabitable. This involves detonating a lot of nuclear bombs in the upper atmosphere, which they have now done. They tested extensively; the Yeerks are dying in droves. And now they can give humans the means to travel faster than light, and a cure to the cancer that would otherwise result from the radiation, and the means to defend themselves against any other aliens who would enslave them. 

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Bella swims circles in her goldfish bowl. It's not super comfortable. She can hear but isn't thrilled about being blind.

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And then she can watch the video and give feedback.

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"You should assume that all the governments will get ahold of translations of everything you said so maybe don't lean too hard on crediting the Australians just because you're speaking English or anything."

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<It seems like they will have more pressing priorities, and we thought it would go over badly if I explained that China is now the world's superpower. But I can make some edits.>

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"Yeah, not a huge deal. It's pretty good as-is, I think."

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Then there'll be twenty more of them. He does not make Bella be an example Yeerk for all of them.

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They can probably just reuse the footage of her swimming around in the bowl, can't they? Fancy alien video editing?

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They could, but they want the videos to appear unedited in case people are suspiciously picking them apart, which they probably will be.

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Okay. People can take turns being Yeerks then.

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And then everybody can go to China. (Not everybody. Some people are staying back just in case.)

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Are the twins more useful hither or thither?

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To China with the twins! They are likely to be faster at noticing cultural things and are still the only ones who can morph direct from human.

 

 

He half-expects they are walking into a trap. They aren't.

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Well, they don't speak Chinese, but it turns out a lot of Chinese people speak English for the benefit of the aliens' human aides.

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The Chinese government wants to see the Andalites demorph. An Andalite demorphs. Eight more Andalites are around in tiny morphs ready to intervene if this turns out to be a catastrophe. 

 

The Chinese government also wants to do the detonating of the nuclear weapons in the upper atmosphere themselves, which is both reasonable and actually more convenient.

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There are not that many ways to set off 10,000 megatons of fission bombs.

 

 

They wait. They watch. And they send their videos.

 

 

The Yeerks still in orbit could blow up the planet, or China, or something like that. They do not, at least not immediately. Perhaps they are sending to their superiors for advice; perhaps Visser Three is throwing an extended tantrum, perhaps they are trying to figure out if the conquest of Earth is still salvageable. If it is, it has been put on hold by five, six years minimum, and the Andalites are prepared to advise the humans to keep their planet nice and irradiated while the Yeerks lurk in orbit.

 

Another possibility is that the Yeerks are waiting for a chance to steal an Escafil device. He does not annouce that they have one, yet, but there are ways it could have been guessed.

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Humanity freaks the fuck out. A moderate fraction of teenage girls and relevantly similar demographics is distracted by how pretty Matirin's morph is but mostly people freak out.

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Matirin will spend most of his time in pretty morph answering questions! From an undisclosed location, because the Yeerks seem likely to come after them if they possibly can. 

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Luckily China is really big. It has plenty of undisclosed location in it.

People want to know why Yeerks want human hosts and not shapeshifting blue alien centaur hosts. People want to know how the shapeshifting interacts with conservation of mass. People want to know how long Yeerks have been here, and how long Andalites have been here. People want to know the diplomatic status of various political units wrt Andalites. People want to know if Matirin is single. People want to know how many Andalites are here. People want to know what cool technology the Andalites have besides a cure for cancer. People want to know how the cure for cancer works. People want to know if shapeshifting hurts, it looks like it hurts. People want to know who the Yeerk in the goldfish bowl is and how they got it. People want to know what pronouns to use for aliens, for journalistic purposes. People want to know why Matirin did not deliver a speech in [insert obscure language with 400 living speakers here]. People want to know how to tell if their loved ones contain Yeerks. People want to know what other kinds of aliens there are. People want to know if Andalites are soft. People want to know how Andalites eat since they don't have mouths. People want to know how they can be sure this isn't a coverup for China having just decided to irradiate the Earth for no reason. People want to know how this is going to affect their unborn or future children. People want to know if Matirin will come on their show and be interviewed on it.

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Yeerks would love shapeshifting blue alien centaur hosts but the shapeshifting blue alien centaurs have better tech than humans and can fight Yeerks off. Which they are now going to teach humans how to do, as well! The extra mass goes into, or is grabbed from, z-space. Yeerks seem to have been here for ten years, in secret, and the Andalites for seven months now. He is here in a military role not an ambassadorial one and cannot ratify treaties with human governments (the real reason for this is that he is going to be tried for war crimes and for idiocy on a scale that makes Seerow look amateur). 

Matirin is attracted to shapeshifting blue alien centaurs, sorry everyone who is not one of those. The number of Andalites here is a secret for now. Andalites have FTL and ships that can stop Yeerks and a cure for cancer that is currently in development in human laboratories and some mathematical proofs he will share with the humans if they want but some species like to develop that sort of nonessential stuff at their own pace instead of cheating. 

Shapeshifting does not hurt. Matirin lists every kind of alien he knows. Matirin will come on their shows and be interviewed once all the Yeerks are dead. Their future children will probably be okay but if they are stressed about it they can go live on the Moon or Mars or somewhere. Their unborn children...well, they will not be slaves of the Yeerks. 

 

Matirin asks Bella what pronouns to use. Matirin asks Bella if he is soft. 

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"...I have no idea if you're soft, I haven't petted you."

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<Is that necessary to answer the question? It does not have an objective definition?>

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"Not that I'm aware of."

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<Fine. Do you mind evaluating whether I am soft?>

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"You will have to tell me where it would not be weird to pet you, but sure."

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"Okay." So she pets his back. "You are pretty soft but not as soft as a rabbit."

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<I will tell the humans. They also wanted to know what pronouns to use for aliens. I was unsure if there was some social context I should have to answer that.>

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"Probably wondering how to use human-gendered pronouns for aliens. Assuming Andalites are as I understand them you can tell them that Andalites have an analogous gender binary to humans, and assuming Yeerks are as I understand them - I've been using 'it' but some of the ex-hosts called theirs by host gender? Maybe 'Yeerks do not have genders on their own but do become accustomed to sharing pronouns with their hosts'?"

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Matirin announces this as well. This is so much fun!! He is really going to enjoy every minute of his life until the fleet arrives and he spends the rest of it in disgrace.

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People want to know which of the apparently binary genders of shapeshifting blue centaur alien he's attracted to. People want to know if shapeshifting can leave you in a wrong-sexed body. People continue to want to know who the Yeerk in the bowl is, is it alive still, is it getting a trial. People want to know what kind of support they should be offering ex-hosts of their acquaintance. People want to know if it's hard to learn to shapeshift. People want to know if Matirin has tried [insert human thing here]. People want to know if Andalites come in nonblue colors or ever dye their fur. People want to know how things as small as Yeerks can be sapient. People want to know where to go to apply for reparations if they're like REALLY sure they were abducted by Skrit Na. People want to know what the Andalite homeworld is like. People want to know whether shapeshifting exerts significant force if performed in sealed containers. People want to know if Yeerk corpses need special handling. People want to know why Andalites took so long to show up. People want to know what the Andalites have to say for themselves about the effect of their strategy on frog populations. People want to know if there are any Andalites who are attracted to humans, asking for a friend. People want to know how he speaks all those languages.

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<Bella, is this first one an inappropriately personal question or is that another cultural difference?> 

Shapeshifting can leave you in any body including that of a person of a different gender or that of a housefly. Any Yeerks who surrender to Andalite authority will of course get a trial. People should take cues from the ex-hosts, some of them will want everything to go back to normal and some of them will take some time to recover and some of them will kill themselves, which is an honorable thing to do if you cannot put yourself back together. 

It is not hard for Andalites to shapeshift but no one else can do it. Matirin has tried some of those foods and not most of the non-food things and again some of these are inappropriately personal, also he is not even sure how he would go about trying them, are there instructions somewhere? Andalite females are purple. Andalites do not dye their fur. 

 

Yeerk sapience when not in hosts is sort of ambiguous. If people were abducted by Skrit Na then the Andalite ambassadors can submit a claim for them once Andalite ambassadors are here. Shapeshifting exerts some force but you could prevent someone from morphing something larger by keeping them in a well-made metal cage. Yeerk corpses are fine. The Andalites are fighting the Yeerks on many fronts and came here as soon as they learned of it. The Andalites are sorry about the frogs but it would also have been too bad for the frogs if everyone on Earth was enslaved by Yeerks. Maybe if a human were really helpful at getting humans up to pace with reconstruction and fixing everything and deploying Andalite technology, some Andalites would be attracted to the human. 

 

He has a translation chip.

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"...don't publish the honorable suicide opinion like that. Maybe say some of them will be depressed and this can be handled in the same ways as depression of other causes. It is an inappropriately personal question but humans like asking inappropriately personal questions of celebrities and lots of celebrities answer that one, implicitly or outright."

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He does not tell the humans that it is honorable to commit suicide if you are broken. He does not comment on which Andalite gender he is attracted to. It will not be relevant when he is spending the rest of his life disgraced and in prison, anyway.

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People want to know -

- where you go and who you talk to if you have vital strategic information you want to trade but fear for your safety?

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...Beijing. Here is a meeting place. 

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Okay but what if you are not sure of your safety from Andalites, either.

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Email?

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Okay.

Somebody claims to be the former voluntary host of a deceased Resistance Yeerk who had information about... stuff... but this former host is upset about the Yeerk in question being dead and doesn't trust Andalites and doesn't know what they'd do with the information...

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If there is a Yeerk resistance - underground pool, maybe, where some of them have been shielded enough from the radiation - the Andalites swear to keep them alive and find solutions for them other than unwilling hosts.The Andalites are here to stop slavery, and the more they know the better they can do it peacefully.

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The Resistance are mixed in with everybody else. Is that going to be a problem?

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No, they can read minds and distinguish. Where.

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How can they verify that they're honest?

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He asks Bella for advice at this stage.

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"...well that's a tough one. Especially since you just told them you can read minds."

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<There is no other viable way to distinguish between resistance and non- Yeerks.>

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"You could have asked if this person's Yeerk had friends who are still alive and then gone off what they said, or something. This looks computer translated, I wonder what language it used to be in."

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<Paranoid.> He sounds approving.

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"Yeah. Maybe see if they'll talk to Helen? Although I can't guarantee they'll like what she has to say."

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He suggests it in an email.

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They're willing to talk to Helen.

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It is probably unsafe to fly to Montana; he gets in touch with the Montana contingent. He gives Helen the person's email.

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Neither Helen nor Mystery Person updates him for a few days.

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Well. There are still Yeerks out there somewhere; how else can they be found? He has people discreetly go ask former hosts to check on the pools they visited.

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All those pools are dead.

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Well, talk to more former hosts, please.

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They don't find anything.

Mystery person emails. Mystery person wants to know EXACTLY what the Andalites will do if they tell them how to find the place.

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The Andalites will go to the place, make a thought-speech announcement that they would like to work with cooperative Yeerks but will need to verify cooperativeness, will invite Yeerks willing to have their mind read to come to a specific edge of the pool to be within the three-meter radius of the mindreading, and if any Yeerks take them up on this will then discuss with that Yeerk how to less invasively identify Yeerks that can be cooperated with. 

 

Then they will figure out how to get the Yeerks voluntary hosts without catching the attention of the Yeerks currently in orbit, who might retaliate. 

 

He runs this by Bella.

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"There might be some hosted Yeerks around defending the place," Bella says. "Depending on exactly how these ones are alive."

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He adds that if there are hosts defending the place and the anonymous source does not know how to defuse that, the Andalites will stun them and permit their Yeerks to join others in the pool.

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Anonymous source is tentatively okay with this but would be more comfortable if there were some collateral available if the Andalites don't follow through.

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He can't think of anything. He asks Bella for suggestions. He can confirm publicly that he interacted with this email address, and then if he fails to follow through the whole world will know not to trust Andalites?

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"If the operation doesn't go well and they decide that's a betrayal..."

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<Then we publish the emails and everyone can decide what to believe.>

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"I don't think you can quite absorb the controversy at this stage. Haven't even cured cancer yet."

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<All right. What do you suggest?>

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"If they had an idea they'd probably have said... maybe ask what kind of evidence that you're acting in good faith which doesn't cripple you if there's a misunderstanding they'd accept."

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So he asks this, along with the explanation of why he is hesitant to publicly commit to having made these promises without a neutral arbiter who can decide if he is guilty of breaking them.

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Mystery person is kind of short on neutral arbiters.

...fine. Here's where in Syria the pool is with its family of radiation-resistant Yeerks, a few hundred cousins who seem to be holding up okay.

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Thank you. They will go over the following day.

 

Bella coming with?

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If she's wanted along, yes.

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Very much so. He is trying to get out of the habit of giving orders now that the situation has changed as much as it has. (Now that as soon as the fleet arrives he is going to prison.)

 

They go to the pool with surviving Yeerks.

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The surviving Yeerks are not expecting them. Bella (morphed to be able to walk briskly and shoot straight) helps get everybody in a host stunned.

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And then he morphs Leeran and makes his announcement at the pool.

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Yeerks swirl around in the sludge, alarmed. A few of them approach him. Some of them seem to be scuffling to the extent that sludge-dwelling slugs can scuffle.

They don't move quickly and it's hard to be completely sure that someone who's expecting Leeran attention hasn't managed to hide something.

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Yeah. But for a starting point - <Yeerks.> he sends the ones who approach him. <I want to know if the Yeerk deployments in orbit are going to move against us. What do you want?>

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Well, they want to live, and they want hosts - this one had a host who was killed in the American invasion and misses him very badly -

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<That can be achieved, if you are willing to help us first.>

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Yeerks piece together what they know about the deployments in orbit, tentatively, not confident in trusting the Andalite but not having a ton of good options right now.

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<All right. Can you vouch for a few trustworthy Yeerks who are comfortable with invasive verification of that trust? We can give them voluntary hosts, see how it goes.>

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The brave mindreading-volunteer contingent more or less mentally vote on this and pick a couple of their number.

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<Thank you. How can you be comfortably transported?>

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Sludge is better than water. They prefer to have more room than a goldfish bowl (one of them gets rather sarcastically-minded in thinking this).

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People prefer not to be enslaved. He does not apologize for the Yeerkicide. He does ask someone to go get him an appropriately sized tub to fill with sludge.

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Such a thing can be obtained, although it will eat some of his time in morph.

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Well, is there much else to do in morph? How many of these Yeerks are members of the resistance, and how do they get along with the ones who aren't?

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There is a rich and complex social fabric in this pool. The Resistance doesn't have a really formal membership but if it did some of these ones would be solidly in it. Complicating the matter is that all of the radiation-proof Yeerks are related and some of them have some feelings about that even if they were pretty socially disconnected from whoever they were around before they went to ground in Syria.

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Does he need to spend a while in morph learning Yeerk family internal politics? He will do that. Can't be worse than his family's internal politics.

 

Demorph, remorph. It can be annoyingly close to as bad.

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He can definitely spend a good long time learning Yeerk internal politics. Yeerks drift out of his range to talk to other ones. Some new ones cycle in. Their sapience outside of hosts is no longer really in doubt.

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Do they know why hosts have to be sapient, then? He asks them.

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Sort of the opposite of how morph instincts work, turns out. Sapient hosts are wired to pay attention to more of the things Yeerks (being likewise sapient) want to pay attention to, and come loaded with more useful data on how to be them. Nonsapient animals don't know how to be them, they just do it. A few Yeerks have a taste for nonsapient hosts but it's a very acquired taste most people never bother trying to acquire.

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Huh. Among non-conscientious objector Yeerks, how well would an alternative to parasitism go over?

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Some Yeerks have strong pro-parasitism philosophical beliefs but none of them have chosen to drift into range of the Leeran. Some Yeerks just really really like having the constant company - even a lot of involuntary hosts can make reasonable company, it's only a small fraction who totally snap, but voluntary's the gold standard there. Some Yeerks would miss the prospect of being able to try out being different people if they were stuck nothlit. For many Yeerks having to learn things the long way around sounds exhausting and miserable and it seems very impolite of species who find learning things easy not to let Yeerks piggyback on that. Some of them are intensely fascinated by how deeply they get to know their hosts. But for a lot of them they'd be okay with turning into their favorite species and being stuck like that.

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Well, that's something. Visser Three? What's he like?

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He's really kind of a dick. Working under him is confusing and scary and he promotes people who are also confusing and scary. There's no way he'd be a full Visser if he hadn't managed to stake a claim on an Andalite host. A number of Yeerks are bewildered that he's been allowed to keep Alloran at all. Maybe that will be over when the Council finds out about the irradiated Earth fiasco.

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And the Council? Open to alternate solutions?

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None of these Yeerks have ever interacted with the Council but the ones who are willing to guess, guess "uhhhhhh no".

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Sigh. And he asks more while he has the chance, about Yeerk internal politics and what Vissers One and Two are up to and - demorph, remorph - who else is known by reputation and how this Resistance business got started.

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Wrong crowd to ask about Vissers One and Two - these Yeerks are all the grandkids of this one cluster that reproduced well away from the top tier of Yeerk politics and if any of them had wound up closer to it than their ancestors, well, they wouldn't be here. However one of them is a huge Resistance history geek and will think energetically at Matirin for as long as he likes about the first inklings of the philosophy and the hosts who helped inspire it!

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Yep, might be helpful!

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Yaaaaaay! Cue hours of infodumping about so-and-so string-of-numerals the great philosopher, and did you know the Resistance started RIGHT HERE ON EARTH, and here is how it interacted with the history of intrahuman slavery and the perspectives of humans whose people were affected by that -

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And he's also paying attention to the other ones, in case they let any other thoughts slip. And eventually steers back on topic - do these Yeerks have a way to contact the Pool ship...

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This Pool is currently run by this one Yeerk who did not hold significant formal rank before but assumed the role more or less by loudly announcing it and having a disproportionate number of cousins be among its personal friends. It is not a Resistance member and doesn't know that there's substantial Resistance presence here. They assume that it has a way to talk to the ship but it's being very cagey about that and may be trying to impersonate someone more formally entitled to hold its level of authority.

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Okay. Interested in talking, Yeerk-in-charge?

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Oh, it's not here at the moment. It's out in host.

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Ah. What does the host look like?

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It changes around between a few to avoid suspicious behavior patterns. Someone is pretty sure it's currently in this dude. (Somebody else thinks it's still occupying a teenage boy who is rightfully its own host and is very annoyed about that.) The images aren't very clear. It's hard for unhosted Yeerks to remember what things look like. They've got clearer memories of the hosts' voices.

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Sigh. He verifies that the area is secured, that there are no problems ongoing, that a truck has been secured to take the trial Yeerks home, and he goes Leeran for the fourth time. What was the plan for Earth, how were various Andalite actions received...

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Yep, area's secured, truck's stuck in traffic but on the way.

Plan for Earth was not communicated with overwhelming consistency or clarity but pretty much infest all humans (except kids; nobody likes being kids and experiments suggest that infestation before age 8 makes for less appealing adults), reorganize the biosphere for efficient support of the host population and kill off the cruft, reorganize the industrial base to support various Yeerkish goals, ????, profit. Lateral communication was not great either but everyone heard about the blown up pools in America and it was very alarming. Some of the Yeerks involved in salvaging the White House situation were promoted.

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Charming. 

 

There's a noise outside. He instructs three people, one in fly morph observing, to go and check.

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Out people go.

 


Someone reports that they've been surprised by some Controllers swinging by to feed their parasites - there's been some shooting - they've gotten split up -

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Everyone needs to be in continuous thoughtspeak communication, then. Second team, go out and find them, don't split up -

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<- here. Sorry,> says Bella. <I'm not far, on my way back ->

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<Wing left and get a visual on Talik and Arfal, then come in. What happened?>

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She bounces him an image of what's on her left. <Somebody drove a car right at us and I dodged down a different side street.>

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<Did they know we were here, how many, weapons discharged ->

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<I think they were surprised. I stunned the two I saw, they had weapons too but didn't hit me.>

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Everybody is checking in every ten seconds, a distracting cacophony he pays close attention to anyway. <I am staying Leeran to check anybody who got separated and does not want to sit three days. Have them drag the stunned Controllers back in here, we will have at least a perfunctory go at talking them out of their hosts' heads - they will starve quickly, though ->

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<...okay.>

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She is one of seven people giving him confirmation of the order. He does not register the response as strange. He asks the Yeerks - <who carries stunners, how many of them do you have, why did they use those and not lethal weapons...>

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They don't have enough hosts to go around right now and leaving corpses is awkward, especially when it might attract Andalite attention. There is at least one partially broken stunner in circulation that won't move to a higher setting and none of the cousins know how to fix it. The lethal setting is louder. A couple people carry them but not most; they'd be hard for some hosts to conceal.

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Okay. So this is unlikely to be an ambush. He relaxes very marginally.

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Bella comes back, demorphs, stumbles, gives Matirin plenty of room since he's still a mindreading frog thing.

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He is! A significantly happier one now that the shooting seems to have stopped, with no one missing a check-in. He'll check anyone who prefers it to three days' observation when they get back, and then they'll get out of here.

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"- um, how's everyone doing?"

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<Securing the area, bringing the stunned Controllers back, no reason for more than procedural levels of paranoia.>

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"If you get them out of their hosts then what?"

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<They can join everyone else in the pool and become part of a problem we already have instead of an independent one. I suppose if the hosts testify they are voluntary and that the Yeerks are Yeerk resistance perhaps they can stay in their hosts.>

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She falls silent. Watches him.

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Seven check-ins. Sweep of the area complete, four Controllers to bring back. He shows the faces to the Yeerks, asks if anyone can tell him about them.

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That one's a voluntary but a couple people are sharing her so she won't be able to testify that one of them is Resistance. They're not sure which has her at the moment. Others are involuntary, nonresistance.

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Well, that will make their lives easy. 

 

 

He looks at Bella.

 

He asks everybody who is not Bella <how long was Bella out of contact with you?>

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Like a minute and a half?

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He can't think of additional questions for the Yeerks. He asks them something anyway, something inane. <Everyone report back here faster, please.>

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There's a bathroom down here. Bella gets up and goes in its direction.

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<Remain here until everyone is back.>

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She... hesitates, then sits back down.

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<How long were you out of contact with your team?>

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"Not very long. Maybe a minute."

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The local police have apparently arrived to investigate the reports of aliens fighting. The aliens are talking with them.

 

Matirin backs away from the Yeerk pool. Enough that he could not be thrown in - he wants to demorph, but that will tip it off -

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"I really do kind of need the bathroom."

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<Procedure is not to be alone when there could still be active armed hostiles. Once they get back I will assign you someone.>

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Squirm.

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<Or you could step into range and confirm you are clear and then go> he says, which is not even true, but -

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Headshake. Headshake headshake headshake.

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Bella would have objected too, but - differently. <Hand me the stunner> he says. <If there are problems with the police it is better not to be a psychic frog when they come in looking for trouble.>

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"I-I-I-"

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He waits. Tries to look as non-suspicious as a psychic frog can. <You seem anxious and unlikely to react effectively if someone bursts in. Stunner.>

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"I, um, where do I put it," she says.

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<Slide it along the ground.>

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She puts it down - and then attempts to bolt for the bathroom only to immediately trip over her own foot and crash to the ground and burst into tears, clutching a bloody nose.

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He can't move very quickly in this form, he can't move any faster while demorphing, he tells everyone what is going on and goes for the stunner.

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She kicks it into the pool and starts talking very fast. "You'll make it worse please I can't get her to calm down enough to help me think I don't know what's going on I need help -"

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<Enslaving people is a bad way to get help. You already know what we are here for and what is going on, now get out of her head.>

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"I don't know what's going on she won't calm down I can't ask her -"

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<And I am supposed to believe that you need her permission?>

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"It'll make it worse if I look I don't want to make it worse but I don't want to die I really really don't want to die and I don't know what's going on -"

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<I am not going to kill you. You have not looked? You can choose to not look?>

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"I know how she works but that's all I was trying to calm her down so I could ask her things but she won't calm down I was going to go and leave anyway and see if she'd figure something out she's really smart and I think she's not dangerous if she's not scared -"

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<Leave her head?>

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"And she might have squished me on reflex right away but maybe she wouldn't I don't know I can't calm her down."

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<Yes, because people find being enslaved upsetting. If you are afraid to come out you can at least give her control of her body, do that.>

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"I think she'd hurt herself."

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<Yes. Do it anyway.>

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"Idon'twannadie."

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<What I am currently inclined to do is keep her unconscious for three days while you starve. To change that inclination, you either need to leave now or at least give her control now.>

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<Everyone present will be far more inclined to help you when you are not torturing someone we care about and refusing to stop.>

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"Can, can I go in the restraint things so she doesn't squish me -"

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<Yes. Though I will permit her to do so anyway, if on reflection she wants to.>

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"Just - just wait till she's calmed down to ask her please -"

And she edges in the direction of the things for involuntary hosts to be locked up in when their Yeerks enter and exit.

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Where he will be delighted to assist her, now that he has hands back.

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She flinches when he gets closer but locks in.

And a Yeerk slips out and plops into the pool and Bella promptly starts hyperventilating.

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Understandably. He releases her.

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She flinches back from the edge of the pool and curls up in a ball.

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And everyone else comes back. <I cannot go Leeran again today> he says. <We will all have to head back and be supervised. Is the truck here?>

 

 

The truck is here. 

 

 

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Bella's not going to be very useful for a while.

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That is of course fine. They wait for the other Yeerks to wake up, give them the choice of getting in the pool or starving.

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They can mostly be talked out. There's one really stubborn one.

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Then that one can starve. They stun the host.

 

They head out.

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Is somebody gonna carry Bella or does she have to walk.

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If Bella would prefer to be carried he can carry Bella.

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Well, she doesn't seem to prefer to get up and doesn't object when scooped.

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Okay. They head back. No one else is behaving oddly but Yeerks are probably on average more competent than that one.

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Bella is very quiet.

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The Yeerks now know they have the Escafil device and have given it to humans; they probably also know the rest of their tentative plans for a fight if it came to that. He orders the appropriate reorganizations.

 

And then <I am sorry I did not confront it sooner.>

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"- was it obvious?"

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<Yes. I was waiting until everyone got back. It is not typically obvious; that was an unusually panicked and incompetent Yeerk, or perhaps telling the truth about not having looked at your memories.>

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"I wouldn't be able to tell."

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<I know. I told it that if on reflection you preferred to kill it, you could do so.>

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Shiver. "Is it one of the ones we have along or still back in Syria?"

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<Took it with. I am not assuming we were in time to make sure it did not tell the Pool ship all our plans, but I am not giving it additional opportunities to do that.>

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"I don't remember it talking to anybody besides you and the people it was with before."

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<It impersonated you very very badly, in a manner plausibly consistent with its story.>

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Nod.

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<What happened?>

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"Got split up by the car like it said. Somebody grazed me with a stunner, just a little, I didn't completely go out but I was dizzy, disoriented - they were speaking Arabic, I don't know what they said, and somebody took his Yeerk out, I guess usually it's in a voluntary, and -"

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<It is awful.>

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Nod.

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<Do you need anything?>

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"Is there a good way to know if it was telling the truth -"

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<We can have it morph human and you can check.>

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Shiver.

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<Or someone else can, if you prefer that, but ->

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"No, just." Sigh.

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<Yes. I am sorry it happened. I - am in the habit of assuming the worst but my instinct is that it was telling the truth. It had no idea what to expect from us, it said checking your memories would just make things worse...>

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"Didn't really have a good way to get away clean, not and not starve. If it was hoping to throw itself on my mercy not reading my mind more than necessary is a good way to make sure there's some to be had."

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<Yes. You still do not owe it any.>

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"No?"

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<It could have stuck with its voluntary host.>

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"It was with somebody."

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<We may have insufficient information to evaluate whether it could have done better.>

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"Yeah."

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<You still hardly have to be all right with it.>

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"Not being all right with it doesn't mean I have to kill it."

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<If it is going to be hard for you to function knowing it is out there with your memories ->

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"It might not have the memories, though."

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<It might not. We can check when we return to the base.>

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Nod.

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And they drive. 

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"You seem to be coping okay with Finleran."

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<I trust him, and he does not remember, and I knew at the time it would be temporary and that I would be fine afterwards or could forget it myself if it was mind-breaking to experience on a level other than the content of it having happened.>

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Nod.

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<And I think you fear it even more than Andalites, who are raised in terror of it.>

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"It's really really fucked up," she murmurs.

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<Yes.> Fervently.

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"I expect of myself that I will notice when things are really really fucked up and nobody else has noticed and I have to do weird things to not do them, but I mostly don't expect of other humans and I'm not - totally sure how much I should expect it of Yeerks."

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<The Yeerk - would have had access to who you are and the way you think, even if it had not previously noticed it would have then. But - in general - if we held all races to the standard we hold Andalites we would miss a great deal of potential. At things other than ethics, admittedly, but.>

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"By the time it noticed how I think it was already pretty stuck... It kept begging me to calm down for just a second..."

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<I do not think I could have done that, however necessary, under the circumstances.>

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"I might've pulled it together after a while but it wasn't very calm itself."

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<I noticed. I suppose Yeerks do not all have training at reacting well under pressure.>

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"Yeah."

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<Your reaction seems fairly strategic, though. Even a more capable Yeerk is likely to slip up if all it can get from its hosts current thoughts are abject panic.>

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"Wasn't really strategic on purpose, but sure."

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<It does not sound like, even if we can give most of these Yeerks morphing tech or voluntary hosts, we can achieve as much with the Yeerk leadership.>

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"I'm not really surprised. If the leadership were open to compromise I'd expect that to show up anywhere ever."

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<The Andalite fleet can probably take care of it from here, but I cannot say I am eager for their arrival.>

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"I don't blame you."

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<If they arrive before there is time to give humans morphing, you know where the box is.>

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"Distribution'll be a chore and a half but yep."

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<It will. I want to start now but I cannot, with the Yeerks right overhead in orbit.>

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"I understand."

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<Should I tell Andi what is going on when we get closer to base, or do you prefer to do so?>

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"I think I'm together enough to explain."

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<All right.>

 

And when they return he lets her do that.

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She goes and explains and receives hugs.

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And everyone else sits down for three days of supervision, and in the meantime people who were not potentially compromised teach the Yeerks to morph.

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Some of the Yeerks want to be birds. Some of them want to be humans. One wants to be a cat. One wants to be an Andalite.

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There are no Andalite volunteers to let the Yeerk acquire them. 

 

Bella's Yeerk needs to be human so they can verify that it did not read her mind more than it acknowledged.

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Bella's Yeerk is okay with that.

The one that wants to be an Andalite doesn't want to be any specific Andalite, just an Andalite, what's the big deal?

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People might think that the Yeerk was an Andalite or something. 

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Well, who says it wants to talk to people, maybe it wants to run around in isolation on a Mongolian steppe.

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Then it can be something native to a Mongolian steppe. ...or it can consent to be Yeerked itself so they can determine its motives.

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It isn't sure why they would need to do that. It just thinks Andalites look nice to be.

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Well, if that is a strong enough preference it will put up with Yeerking, it can be an Andalite. Otherwise has it considered a horse? Lots of the benefits, none of the problems.

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Horses don't have hands or stalk eyes.

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They do not. The choice available to the Yeerk has been explained.

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What would they be looking for if they Yeerked it, exactly?

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Whether it is planning to impersonate an Andalite or get access to Andalite communities without disclosing that it is a Yeerk.

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...well, if that's really all they wanna know.

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If it is planning something else nefarious they will probably also notice. But yes, that's what they want to know.

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It's not planning anything! It just doesn't want them digging through its entire life story for no reason!

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...Matirin is going to spend the rest of his life in prison for doing this at all, he is going to make sure he does not also leave his people vulnerable.

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Well that's no excuse for being a huge jerk about it. But anyway it'll be okay to be Yeerked for this purpose.

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And is he planning to use this morph maliciously?

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Nah. If Yeerks showed up and demanded that it do so it's not going to tell them to fuck off though.

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Sigh. 

...alright, Mongolian steppes with a tracking chip and no tail blade, does that work?

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What, no, the symmetry of the form is totally ruined without a tail blade. Also it may want to cut branches or something.

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...no. Sorry. Some other Yeerk is going to get in touch and then this will end catastrophically.

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Dammit.

It'll take human if it can have like ID and shit and get dropped off somewhere that speaks Arabic.

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Yep. Can do that.

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Fiiiiiiine.

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And does Bella want to verify anything about her Yeerk's story?

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...probably should yeah.

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It's this human. She can go ahead.

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...Bella goes over to that human.

"Sorry," whispers that human.

"...what's your name?"

"Astriss."

"You're okay with me going in and checking you out?"

"Mm-hm. 'M not a hypocrite."

 

And Bella morphs and Astriss picks her up gently and holds her to her ear.

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(And he observes silently.)

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Astriss-and-Bella sit there in silence for a while.

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Andi's supervising too.

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And then Bella emerges and demorphs and murmurs "Let her go."

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<We can get you identifying documents and a ride back to Syria if you would like> he tells the ex-Yeerk.

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"I was actually in Israel before we had to consolidate," says Astriss. "I liked Israel better."

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<I can get you identifying documents and a ride to Israel as well.>

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"Thank you."

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He does that.

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And Astriss goes.

"...I think I speak Hebrew and Arabic now," Bella remarks.

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<...convenient. Do you have all skills she had or just language ones?>

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"Those are the obvious ones. I might also be able to do other stuff but I don't know what stuff since I wasn't looking in much detail at what skills her hosts had. I guess this makes sense, they'd be a lot worse at things in general if they forgot all their hosts' languages when they left or if it took longer than an instant to grab them?"

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Tail-flick-nod. <Maybe you can find volunteers until you speak everything you might need.>

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"...maybe."

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"Chinese'd be useful."

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<It would. ...I think we should go back and offer the same to the rest of the Resistance Yeerks, at least.>

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"Back to Syria, you mean?"

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<Yes.>

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"Bella's staying here."

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He would smile, if he had a mouth. <Yes. Bella is staying here for as long as she needs.>

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"Good." Andi goes and hugs Bella again.

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And they go back to offer all the Resistance Yeerks the opportunity to become nothlit not-Yeerk things.

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Birds! ...Some concern about how long birds live, does that still apply if they're morphed? Humans! This one wants to be a dog and go with that one who wants to be a human! These ones are really attached to their hosts is it at all possible they can keep being Yeerks.

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...the hosts get a month Yeerkless. After a month they can petition to have their Yeerks back if they please.

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But this one's host is like a total mess without his Yeerk helping. He forgets to eat and will promptly be on the verge of losing his job and he gets so lonely and sad. A month is way too long, look, ask him, he'll tell you.

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He will call up his job and ask that he get a month's medical leave to recover from having been a Controller.

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His job fires him on the spot, that's reputational poison right there having Controllers on staff. The Yeerk is mad. Now it will have to find him another job!

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He can have six months' salary to go off and can work somewhere that's not run by people that shitty.

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Okay but he really does forget to eat. He will get sick.

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Here is more money, he can have an in-home caretaker for the month.

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Oh good. The Yeerk recommends the host's sister.

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...she's not a Controller?

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No, she's just his sister and before she got married she used to help him out but now she's got four kids but as long as they're throwing money around she can totally get some help with the kids and sit on her brother and make him have three meals a day for a month.

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Great. Done.

 

 

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The other Yeerks are all less anxious about spending a month out of their hosts, although when they hear there is free money going around many of them want in on that.

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Nah, he hasn't actually checked if this world has the right levels of inflation.

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But this one's host has adorable children who want various material objects!

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Andalites aren't like this. He misses his dead family and his people.

 

He declines these requests.

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And then, much simpler to deal with, are non-Resistance Yeerks who are very alarmed at all this collaborating with Andalites that is going on.

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Yep. They can stay in their pool for the time being. They can let him know if they change their mind about that.

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The Resistance Yeerks are concerned that they may try to steal somebody's host. In a month, obviously.

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Maybe they can partition the Pool or something, and have a Leeran on hand.

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A partition sounds great.

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So work starts on that. There are no communications from the Yeerks controlling the airspace. He goes back to base. He worries.

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Andi has been busily looking after Bella, who seems to be potentially fully functional but really glad that's not called for at the moment.

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It isn't. They can get back to answering questions from overeager humans.

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Humans want to know how all this alien stuff reconciles with the obvious truth that the Earth is flat. Humans want to know what the Yeerks are going to do next. Humans want to know when that cure for cancer will show up. Humans want to know if Andalites are interested in endorsing products. Humans want to know how China was convinced to spend its nuclear arsenal. Humans want to know if flying is as fun as it looks. Humans want to know if Andalite children are tiny and adorable. Humans want to know if aliens built the Pyramids. Humans want to know if Yeerks are all bad or if there are nice Yeerks. Humans want to know if Andalites are all good or if there are bad Andalites. Humans want to know if his refrigerator is running. Humans want to know Andalites can turn into sponges/dinosaurs/giant squids/trees/Socrates/dodos. Humans want to know who was coaching him on being appropriately raced for various recordings. Humans want to see a purple female Andalite.

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The Earth isn't flat, just big enough that you might think so if you were not very smart. The Yeerks have not said what they are going to do next. The cure for cancer is being synthesized but people who are dying of cancer can come to China for preliminary human trials. China wanted to stop the Yeerks. Flying is delightful. Andalite children are really cute (he morphs one). If aliens built the pyramids it wasn't the Andalites.

There are probably some nice Yeerks but they don't make it very far in the Yeerk government. Andalites are all good but sometimes disagree on what that means. Matirin does not eat human food often enough for it to make sense to have installed human cooling devices. Andalites can turn into sponges and squids, could turn into dinosaurs and dodos and Socrates if they got a good DNA sample, can't turn into trees. He is not going to name his human advisors. He does not have a purple female Andalite on hand (he does, but he does not want anyone else getting prosecuted for this so there had better not be video evidence of them being complicit in it.)

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Kind of a lot of people have cancer. It was not uncommon even before the Earth was irradiated.

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They'll prioritize people old enough to consent to experimental alien treatment but under fifty, and the people have to come to them in China.

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Turns out that's still a lot of people, many of them Chinese.

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Sigh. 

 

He is willing to make anyone who'd like a healthy nothlit. He is not handing out morphing until it's safe, until the war is really over, but if these people would otherwise be dead by then -

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...being a nothlit requires permanently being somebody else, right?

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Or a new body of your devising.

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Can it, like, heavily feature bits of the original and just be prettier or younger or taller or something.

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...sure, that should be possible.

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In that case the nothlit thing will not put many people off at all. Tall young pretty humans walk delightedly out, cured of cancer. The waiting list gets WAY LONGER.

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...he's gonna charge for it if you are not within a month of death. Charge of $40,000. He's gonna ask Bella where the money is best spent. 

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Bella will be delighted to research useful projects and charities that could use cash infusions!

People complain that when you have less than a month to live travel to China is kinda a hardship.

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Bella can look into covering travel expenses for those people. This world has six and a half billion people and a lot of them are dying, he can either figure out how to do triage or he can use the morphing cube eighteen hours a day to cure cancer. 

(He has Andi and Talik and Finleran supervising people while they become nothlit in their new form. Everyone else he wants to keep clear of the consequences later.)

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It's not that it's too expensive (well, sometimes it's that), it's that sometimes trying to travel to China having waited that long will actually kill you and people who currently have six months to live maybe should not have to wait just because they don't have forty thousand dollars.

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He only has the one cube and doesn't have additional hours in the day, but okay, if there's more demand than supply - Morfirin is dead but Morfirin would be yelling at him - $80k if you're healthy, free if you have six months to live or less.

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There is so much more demand than supply. Waaaaaay more. Bella researches queueing and redesigns the intake procedure and hires people to do literally every non-sensitive job that might speed things up and there's still way more demand than supply. No chance of building another box, is there?

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Not with current human tech levels, though how are humans doing with all of the Andalite science and engineering journals he's dumped on them. Does Bella have a guess about what the stable price point is, he doesn't want to keep increasing it, that'll give people incentives to come in now before the price doubles again.

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There's legal battles about whether insurance should cover it, apparently, that's going to throw a wrench in the works. And there are honestly some nonfatal chronic conditions he probably doesn't want to gouge people too badly about either...

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He doesn't want to gouge people at all, he wants to distribute all of the money in the world between ways of improving human welfare as efficiently as possible, and if there is way more demand for this than supply then they have to charge a lot of money. Does Bella want to figure out how much various conditions suck and what set of price points works best here.

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It turns out on inspection that there is actually a scale for how much various conditions suck. There is less of a scale for how much to spend per point on this scale because it's different by country. They could just use China's?

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How does that affect people in countries poorer than China?

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Negatively by comparison, but they mostly can't afford the trip anyway and are particularly effective targets for the charities they're funneling money at.

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Sure, they'll use China's numbers for this.

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China may periodically reevaluate its numbers but it will probably do this in fairly predictable ways.

There's not really a good way to warn people that jumping the queue now will render them ineligible for the superior version that's coming along later, is there?

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There isn't. Focusing mostly on people who wouldn't live that long helps.

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Yep.

 

"When the Yeerks leave, if they leave, will we know right away?"

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<Not necessarily. I have been checking regularly, but they could deceive our instruments from here. It would be useful to track down the Syrian Yeerk in contact with the Pool and I have put some people on it.>

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"It hasn't come back to the Syria pool? That'd mean there's another functioning pool left or that it's gone up to the ship..."

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<Or it has come back wearing a face different than the ones we were told to expect, but yes, most likely.>

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"If it's still in the Syria pool it won't be talking to the ships, so there's that... Are the ships going to have a hard time feeding the hosts up there?"

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<I would not expect them to. Andalites taught them how to grow food in spaceships.>

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"So they can park as long as they like working on a solution to the radiation problem or trying to reestablish contact with the cousins in Syria or whatever... or they can give up and leave... or they can be waiting for reinforcements... or they can attack us on the ground out of spite..."

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<Yes. And we do not have - not even a good, a mediocre one would suffice - a way to guess or respond.>

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"Well, there's 'lean really hard on tech-leaping humanity and hope it doesn't spook the Yeerks, space-fight them off'..."

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<I can only assume they are observing us and would react before the point where we could credibly challenge them. But maybe they'd react by leaving.>

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"Maybe."

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<I am not brimming with optimism.>

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"Me either. Do you know anything about their next best sources of hosts?"

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<Leerans, they're trying something there. I am not sure where else.>

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"Eugh," murmurs Bella. "How're the Leerans doing defensively?"

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<They have the advantage that a secret infiltration is impossible and that Yeerk military capabilities are mostly useless under water.>

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"I suppose that's helpful, but if the Yeerks think it's worth trying..."

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<They presumably are aware of these disadvantages, yes.>

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Bleah.

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<I cannot think of any species who would let them overcome the radiation problem.>

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"Nobody's got lead-plated skulls? Small mercies."

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<Not that I know of. I am sure they are looking.>

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"Is the galaxy densely populated enough that there're going to be new species on the scene with new complications on some routine basis?"

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<I would not expect there to be. But the war against the Yeerks must be won once and for all.>

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"Not even necessarily as a Yeerk target, just, new species being discovered twice a decade or whatever."

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<It is starting to tail off. Once a decade, maybe.>

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"Are most of them, I don't know, boring? Or do they all have traits like 'there's billions and they live on the most biodiverse planet' or 'they read minds' or 'they're the farthest out technologically' or 'they're literally Yeerks' -"

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<Most of them are comparatively boring.>

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"I suppose that's strategically convenient."

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<Perhaps if every place were like Earth we would have better procedures for it.>

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"What would you have done if you'd known what you know now - in general terms, not exact locations of things - when you got here?"

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<Perhaps started on an industrial base that could challenge the Yeerks in space faster, but that is going to be years and by then someone involved in the project would have been Yeerked - worn clothes, been more prepared for voluntary Controllers, had - had a better bailout plan for once the Yeerks noticed we were here and figured out how to shoot at us...>

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"- are we the only species that throws voluntaries?"

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<All Taxxons are voluntary hosts, the Hork Bajir have an average IQ of 55. You are the only species that has members who could almost be Andalites and also people who would see their daughter enslaved so her body performs better in school.>

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...that's a slightly uncharitable view of Helen's perspective on the matter but Bella's not inclined to champion Helen's perspective on the matter. "Aha."

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<And relevantly, I was breaking protocols left and right and people were breaking them for me if they thought I was being held back by reluctance. If I had stuck to the law...>

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"I do not think that would have improved matters."

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<My impression as well.>

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"I don't suppose you can secede from your planet or something."

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<I can announce that I am doing whatever I like. I am reluctant to do that.>

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"Sets a bad precedent?"

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<Sets a bad precedent, is a betrayal of commitments I made in and sacrifices people made for me on the basis of those commitments, possibly results in permanent hostility between our peoples, damaging to both..>

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"You are rather popular among humanity and if you're whisked away to be locked up for the rest of your life this will not be super great for interplanetary relations in its own right."

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<You think we should lie about it?>

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"I'm not sure. What will the other Andalites say if people ask them where you went?"

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<If I advise them on the best way to handle the situation I think my advice would be heeded.>

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"They won't insist on making it widely known that you're on trial as a deterrent or an advertisement of Andalite policy or anything?"

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<They are going to be panicked. They are going to want advice on how to keep humans from becoming the next Yeerks.>

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"...how the fuck would we even do that?"

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<I am sure if you decided to conduct wars of conquest through the galaxy in the manner you historically conducted them closer to home it would in fact be a humanitarian disaster to rival them in scope, if not in sheer horror factor.>

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"Oh, that. I was very much primed to think of horror factor when you said 'next Yeerks'."

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<That is not what the Andalites will fear, specifically, when they arrive here.>

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"Admittedly if you described humans as a species 'peaceful' would not be in the first twenty adjectives."

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<And fast-multiplying would be, and 'six billion with an impressive industrial base' would be... it is possible I have in fact done a great evil here.>

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"I do think we're better free than Yeerked and I don't think we're better off dead for the good of the cosmos, which were the other salient options."

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<I agree. But I understand the perspective of those who will be horrified with me.>

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"Yeah." Sigh. "I suppose with interstellar transit as iffy and slow as it is visiting you is not going to be practical."

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<Probably not. Take good care of Earth, make sure humans do galactic contact well. I will leave you all the resources I can towards that end.>

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"Thanks." Sigh. "I'm debating whether it's safe to tell our mom what we've been up to yet. Yeerks aren't gone, but they're definitely an attenuated threat and as long as our identities aren't public they wouldn't be able to find her that way..."

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<I think you have a good grasp of the risks and benefits.>

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"The trouble is she's not very gifted at keeping secrets."

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<Ah. If she went public that would put her at significant risk.>

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"I wouldn't expect her to go to the media at all. But tell six of her friends, that I wouldn't be surprised by."

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<That your missing daughters are alive, safe, and helping coordinate Earth's contact with aliens would be a hard thing to keep secrets about.>

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"Yeah. She'd act weird even if she didn't tell per se."

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<Soon, maybe. 


It occurs to me that the Yeerks might be imagining that a planet of morph-capable humans is to their eventual advantage, even if not right now.>

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"You think they'll have predicted that you'll be offering it without obliging the recipients to go nothlit?"

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<Probably not. Depends how good their intelligence is, at least in part.>

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Sigh. <I do not really wish they would do something rather than nothing but sometimes it  - gets unpleasant, knowing, waiting...>

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"Well, they could be doing something very quietly, but that's not better..."

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<Indeed not.>

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"Ideally they would just cease to exist in some unambiguous way without any collateral damage but the idea's not worth the moment I took to compose the sentence..."

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<Yes, I think they will inconveniently fail to comply on that.>

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"Kinda makes it worse to have a better idea of how much they vary."

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<It complicates just killing them all. 

 

But not by that much.>

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"The majority does enough damage to overwhelm the minority but they're still there -"

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<And the majority would probably accept being a nothlit, could we offer it.>

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"Yep."

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That having been as much time as they can afford for introspection, he gets back to curing cancer.

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Lots to do.

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He can cure cancer and other terminal illnesses for twenty five thousand people a day. There are mass briefings in auditoriums, then there are treadmills to send clusters forward to touch the box, and then there's two supervised hours on the other side. It is mindless work; he can keep up on the questions being asked by the public, and dictate his answers, while he does it. He cannot do much more complicated than that.

It has not escaped him that at this pace doing everyone on Earth would take seven hundred years, and that by then there will be a lot more people on Earth.

 

Cayaldwin will figure out how to make Escafil devices. But then the Yeerks will probably be able to get the design specifications, and that would be a disaster.

 

The Yeerks have not acted yet. What are they waiting on?

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The ex-host who anonymously tipped the Andalites off about the Syria pool has more information.

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They are interested. They conducted themselves as promised, the ex-host can verify that by talking to the following ex-Yeerks who didn't mind being contacted in this capacity. 

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The ex-host follows up on that.

All right. The cousin Yeerk who was in touch with the Pool ship had access to another pool nobody else alive-and-planetside knew about, and has been using it since the Andalites took the one the rest of the cousins are in; but had a mishap trying to get in and out solo. Its host escaped and went to ground with the anonymous correspondent. The anonymous correspondent would like to know what the Andalites are going to do about it if they say where the pool is.

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Talk to the Yeerk who is in touch with the Pool ship, they urgently need to know what's up with that.

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Yeah, but then what?

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Same offer they made the other pool.

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The anonymous source is concerned that the Yeerk in question will be able to identify the anonymous source.

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Do they want a lot of money and a new face and new identity?

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They don't particularly want the Andalites to be able to find them either.

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In that case they will need to produce some concrete suggestions.

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They could agree to talk to the Yeerk only through people the anonymous source is willing to trust a little farther instead of doing the mindreading thing. For instance, its escaped host isn't unwilling to work with Andalites and while he wasn't thrilled about Yeerk-hosting as a lifestyle he isn't actually repelled by the idea of doing it again (for some money, with somebody making sure it's not a permanent arrangement, and help emigrating to Brazil afterward). If the Andalites tell the escaped host that they'll abide by his say-so on what to do with his Yeerk after the fact the Yeerk will probably agree not to disclose anything sensitive to the involved humans while it's got a mouth to do it with and just talk human-irrelevant strategy.

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Sure. They would be happy to abide by the say-so of the host and give him money and help emigrating.

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The ex-host will meet them at the pool they've already taken and show them to the other one, then.

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So it's back to Syria. (Bella can stay; she's got lots else to do.)

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Lots and lots. (Bella appreciates it.)

They meet up with the ex-host, whose name is Marwan, and he directs them to a spot not too far from a military base the United States put up while they were invading all the everything. There was a pool in the base, but it was demolished when the soldiers got free of their irradiated Yeerks. Marwan's Yeerk has been using a mini-pool running off the same Kandrona generator, which is still intact. Here it is.

It's about the size of a bathtub because it's literally a bathtub with other gadgetry set up to bounce the rays as necessary. There is a Yeerk in it.

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And is Marwan comfortable making it possible for the Yeerk to talk with them?

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Sure. They should probably tie him up, though, so they don't have to resort to 'twitch and be stunned till you starve'. There's stuff to do that with near the bathtub.

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With someone who isn't morph-capable that's not really necessary, but if he's more comfortable that way, can do.

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Well, Marwan doesn't want to wake up having been stunned for three days, that sounds way more uncomfortable than being tied up.

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No, the point is that since Marwan is not morph-capable they have a lot of alternatives to stunning and starving if the Yeerk is uncooperative. But okay, they can secure him.

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And then somebody will have to put the Yeerk to his ear.

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They do that as well.

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There is a pause while the Yeerk and Marwan do some internal negotiating.

And then the Yeerk looks up at the Andalites and says, "What do you wanna know?"

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<What is going on up in orbit, first and foremost.>

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"They didn't tell me all that much. Need-to-know. I think they're arguing about whether to blow up the Earth now it's looking more likely to be an Andalite asset than a Yeerk one."

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<I see. Thank you. Can you get in touch with them again? How were you getting in touch with them?>

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"There's a linkup in the pools. The real pools, not this thing. I don't know if you broke the one I was using or not."

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<Not deliberately. Were you supposed to report in regularly?>

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"When I could, but I gave them a lot of bullshit about the situation being unstable and needing too much of my attention."

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<Are they going to try to evacuate surviving Yeerks, if they blow up the planet? Get their hands on the Escafil device?>

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"They'd love the Escafil device but if they've got a plan to grab it they didn't have it finalized in a way they could order me to carry out before you showed up. We don't have a way into orbit but they might want us badly enough to find a way to evacuate us anyway, get more radiation-resistant Yeerks."

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<Is a decision imminent on blowing up the planet?>

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"Don't know. It didn't seem like it but it'd be just like Visser Three to suddenly go 'fuck it', you know?"

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<All right. I would like you to get in touch with them again.>

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"I bet you would."

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<My interest here is in the planet not being blown up. I imagine it is a shared one.>

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"Depends on what you envision me doing with the rest of my life on this not-blown-up planet."

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<Pick something, go nothlit in it. That is what we're offering everybody.>

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"I'm not everybody, I've got something you want."

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<And what do you want in exchange?>

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"Wow me," suggests the Yeerk.

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<You can be a very rich human, if you would like. I would offer rich and famous but that might put you in danger from your old commanders. I am not sitting on a tremendous supply of delightful goodies, though I expect that within a human lifetime Earth will have marvels to rival any civilization in the galaxy. If it does not get blown up, an outcome which I think we are shared in opposing.>

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"Money converts into power, but not perfectly and much worse when the local friendly aliens know one is a Yeerk and hold a grudge about that," comments the Yeerk.

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<I am the only person who knows you are a Yeerk and I am not likely to be here. I can avoid telling anyone.>

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"You're going somewhere?"

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<When the Andalites arrive they are going to arrest me for flagrantly violating every law and directive in our books.>

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"Wow, all of them? I bet that was fun.

"I want a fantastic selection of genomes to morph from, a chance to go in somebody who's got Mandarin, and forty billion yuan and a Chinese passport."

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<Done.>

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"Great. I can talk to the Pool ship just fine while human-shaped, so we can do that first."

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<I want to dissuade them from blowing up the world. Towards that end I can leak either or both of two pieces of information. One is that we are reverse-engineering the Escafil device so we can have several of them, and should be done in a few years. The other is that we are considering telling the humans that the Andalites will arrest me and asking them to help protect me from the Andalites. I do not know how you could most plausibly have learned either of these things, or how persuasive they will be.>

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"That's how you're curing cancer, isn't it? You're having trouble keeping up with demand last I heard. Make some optimistic announcements about that, I'll make some obvious inferences. Other thing - they don't know you took my pool yet. I can say I've got somebody inside your organization."

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<Perfect. Let us travel back to Beijing together, I do not want to ask someone over the phone to make those announcements.>

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"I don't fancy spending the flight in a goldfish bowl, I'll tell you that."

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<Is your host comfortable staying this way for six hours more? If so, you can travel in a chartered plane.>

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"Are you gonna believe me if I tell you he doesn't care as long as he gets paid and I don't make him have sujuk for lunch?"

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<No, I will ask you to pop out and back in, but I will not even ask if you tell me he objects.>

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Sigh. The Yeerk squishes out.

"I just really hate sujuk," comments Marwan. "I don't know how he likes it when he has to eat it with my mouth. Six hours is fine."

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What a fucked up species. Maybe Bella is part-Andalite somehow.

 

<Thank you.> Yeerk goes back.

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"Told you," says the Yeerk. "We're not that bad, you know."

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<A friend morphed a Yeerk to verify something important I knew and I was only able to recover afterwards because he erased the memories for me. And I had consented in advance. The experience is horrifying beyond description.>

 

 

And stiffly, <I am glad some humans do not find it so.>

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The Yeerk snorts but doesn't actually say "pathetic". "Humans, my quadrupedal associate, humans are fascinating. They can do all kinds of things if you push 'em this way or that. Including get along with Yeerks."

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<You say that as if it inveighs in their favor.>

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"I'm not passing moral judgment on the critters, they're just about a million times more interesting than you lot. Never heard anything to suggest that there's ever a reason to keep track of different Andalites except to avoid calling them the wrong name."

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<I would introduce you to my father, but he is dead and also would eagerly help you invent some horrifically destructive weapon for your side just because it was an interesting engineering challenge. And hardly just him - Seerow's folly was not kindness but inventive enthusiasm.>

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"You know, nothing would actually entertain me more than having the rest of this conversation, but wasn't there something about a chartered plane? I hear it's possible to have conversations on those."

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"So if you weren't exaggerating about your father being easy to convince to invent weapons for Yeerks for fun the difference is that apparently everybody around him managed to keep him well away from Yeerks to invent stuff for. A human like that, and there's gonna be humans like that, guarantee you, a human like that who really wanted to do that would do it. You read Earth history? It's full of people betraying this or that political unit for its enemies for all kinds of beautifully fucked-up human reasons."

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<So you expect to have a hard time persuading the Yeerks that they do not need to fear a human civilization allied with the Andalites? Because I am going to turn the humans against my people to save myself?>

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"Nah, I think I can sell it. I've moved around between hosts a lot and most people don't pay that kind of attention and the Visser's never infested a human in his life."

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<And probably does not share your opinions on the lack of variance in Andalite traits.>

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"Where do you think we get our Andalite gossip? From the numerous Andalite defectors hiding in our cargo holds?"

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<There are no Andalite defectors to the Yeerks.>

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"Exactly. We know what Visser Three says and from observation and that's it. So I wouldn't be so sure he's got a scintillating opinion of how interesting you are."

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<I am concerned entirely with the plausibility of the cover story to keep this planet intact. If it will not be received well we need to develop a different one.>

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Eyeroll. "Even if they don't believe all six billion humans think you're the Prophet Matirin peace be unto you and will hate whoever you tell them to hate, they'll believe that humanity as a group will mostly lurch that way."

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<What is in question is whether I would do it, not whether humans would believe me if I did.>

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"Dunno. Is Visser Three's host acquainted?"

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<Yes. Twenty years ago, though.>

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Thoughtful lip-chewing. "Your guess is good as mine, then. Maybe if it looks like you think the humans can't be left unattended and that the Andalite Electorate would totally botch managing 'em?"

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Tail swish. <That seems plausible, yes.>

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"Personally I'd love a front row seat to what the humans would do unattended, but oh well."

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<I do not know how long to expect the Andalites to take. Possibly years, now that it is not a pressing emergency.>

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"Sure. I mean nobody breathing down their necks at all, though, just humans and tech and the whole galaxy for them to kick and see what it does."

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<Depends very much who was ruling the humans.>

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"Ruling the humans," snorts the Yeerk. "A unified Electorate can rule the Andalites. A unified Council can rule the Yeerks. Nobody rules the humans. Some people rule some humans and not very well and that's it. It's beautiful."

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<We will have to agree to disagree on that. Or we could bet. I can tell my proposed ruler of the humans to stop by in ten years to pay up or collect.>

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The Yeerk laughs. "Hard to settle. You can call somebody ruler of the humans, but whether they actually are might be ambiguous."

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<We shall see.>

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"Sure," says the Yeerk agreeably.

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And he goes back to reading questions for him from the humans.

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Humans want to know if Andalites can communicate with animals. Humans want to know if he has any brothers or sisters. Humans want to know if he likes their favorite book/TV show/movie/poem/production of Riverdance. Humans want to know why, since Andalites don't talk unless they're shapeshifting, they have pronounceable names. Humans want to know if they have a high tech way to predict the weather. Humans want to know what the words for all one's fingers are when one has six to a hand. Humans want to know if Andalites accidentally cut themselves up with their tails a lot. Humans want to know if Matirin has budged on the being attracted only to blue centaur aliens thing, like, even a little, maybe, please? Humans want to know what kind of interstellar commerce they can hope to get in on. Humans want to know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, in Matirin's personal opinion. Humans want to know if he will accept free things sent in the hope that he might mention the existence of those things to his audience and produce a boost in sales. Humans want to know if he has any idea how much inconvenience all this ambient radiation is to certain delicate scientific experiments and if the Andalites have any decency and can just tell them the answers to the questions they can't answer now. Humans want to know his astrological sign.

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Andalites cannot communicate with animals, but morphing gives you instincts for what animal body language means to that creature.

 

He used to have six brothers. Four of them died in the war with the Yeerks. 

 

He is busy curing cancer and has not gotten around to their favorite works of media yet. The translation chip renders the Andalite language in sounds for the benefit of sound-using species. He can predict the weather: nuclear winter with a side of radiation poisoning. Andalite meteorology journals have been shared in the general technology dump. He teaches the Andalite words for each finger. Andalites never accidentally cut themselves with their tails, any more than humans accidentally claw themselves in the eye.

Matirin remains exclusively into blue centaur aliens, but perhaps it's just that no human has impressed him sufficiently. He channels Morfirin for a lengthy talk on intergalactic commerce. Matirin will acquire and morph a woodchuck and let them know. If anyone wants to donate useful free things to the Andalite organization's charitable arm, he will definitely give them a mention. The Andalites are happy to answer all human science questions. His homeworld has a different star and a different length of a year so perhaps the astrologers should invent new astrological signs. Though he was amused by all the people insisting that he was probably Cancer, considering.

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Humans are very sorry about his dead brothers. Are the live ones around or back where Andalites come from? What are their names like when they don't have translation chips? Humans want translation chips. Do Skrit Na have an opinion on the war? How old is he, they can figure out what his astrological sign would have been if he'd been born on Earth. How long do Andalites live?

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The location of his surviving brothers is classified. He cannot communicate his real name except over thought-speech, which can't be sent out over the internet. Humans should definitely get translation chips, but he does not have the technology on hand, the humans will have to reinvent it. Skrit Na have no opinion on the war. Andalites live two hundred years; he is a hundred twenty.

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Well he looks very good for his age. ...insofar as that is a relevant concept for a shapeshifter. Wait, why doesn't shapeshifting mean you can live forever. Do the mindreader frog aliens have an opinion on the war? Do his human morphs appear in really tight clothing for the express torment of human questioner xxprincessxx_xx1985xx? At what age are Andalites considered grown up? Does he have an opinion on the following controversial political issues: gay marriage, abortion, where to hold the Olympics, racism, progressive taxation, compulsory military service, Sharia law, feminism, Eurovision?

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It should be possible to use the shapeshifting technology to live forever but the Andalites have not quite sorted it out yet. They are working on it and maybe the humans can help them once the humans are up to speed. The Leerans are another species targeted by the Yeerks and they hate the Yeerks and are allied with the Andalites. HIs human morphs wear tight clothing because morphing into clothing is hard. When he first arrived on Earth he actually went around naked, but he quickly learned not to do that. Andalites are adults at 35. 

He wants to ask Bella before answering any of the politics questions. 

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The internet collectively fans itself. Bolder inquisitors ask if he would do a historical reenactment?

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He thinks he's more handsome in Andalite form, personally. 

 

They arrive in Beijing and he tells his people that he requires a volunteer to be Yeerked for five seconds - surely someone is curious about the experience? And the 40billion yuan and fake documents. <Bella? The Yeerks are debating whether to blow up the Earth and I would like to spread some misinformation to make that less likely an outcome.>

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...morph for thoughtspeak and: <Do go on.>

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<They are worried humans will be an asset to the Andalites. I want to spread that we are close to reverse-engineering the Escafil device so we can make more of them, in the hopes they will wait in anticipation of getting their hands on a blueprint. I also want to spread that I am planning to ask the humans to shield me from the Andalites, and therefore that the races will start on less than friendly terms.>

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<Are you going to follow through on that?>

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<No. I do not want humans and Andalites on unfriendly terms, that sounds like a recipe for disaster. And I am not cowardly enough to put others in harm's way rather than accept the consequences of my choices.>

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<It might not look likely that you can pull it off if you don't make any overtures in that direction.>

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<Might be a way to salvage it. Announce that we have heard rumors some overzealous commanders in the Andalite fleet might want to arrest me, and rack up human support, and then when the Andalites actually arrive claim that saner heads prevailed.>

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<That's just asking for conspiracy theories when you go on to actually vanish.>

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<I got an assignment to go help the Leerans. I will stay in touch and record videos for them.>

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<They'll let you do that from prison?>

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<I can make the case it is important to Earth's continued stability.>

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<I guess that might work. Is reverse-engineering actually on the horizon?>

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<Cayaldwin thinks he could figure it out but we do not, in fact, want the Yeerks to get it.>

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<No way to make sure the notes would be useless if stolen?>

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<Possible, but will slow down the process. The same challenge is present with making an Escafil device that allows one-time-only morphing or similar.>

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<Speaking of which, when the other Andalites show up are they going to demand the box we already have?>

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<Almost certainly, yes.>

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<This would constitute a problem. There is still going to be cancer then.>

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<I have a few strategies in mind, depending on who shows up. One is to offer to cooperate and not embarrass them only if they leave the box.>

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<So having the word out that uncool heads in the command may want to arrest you could serve more than one purpose.>

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<Might, yes. How do I start dropping hints to that effect? Also, what are my opinions on gay marriage, abortion, racism, where to hold the Olympics, progressive taxation, compulsory military service, Sharia law, and Eurovision?>

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<...start very oblique and see if you can fan it into a nearly baseless Internet panic without saying it outright, in case you have to backpedal. Like, find someone asking questions about the Andalite legal system and answer them and make a joke about how depending on who leads the fleet you might have a more detailed answer later. Is anyone threatening to take your opinions on these things actually seriously?>

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<I do not think so.>

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<Okay, in that case you can polarize your fanbase by producing actual opinions of some kind, or look wishy-washy by declining to do that.>

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<Can I have actual, but charmingly eccentric, opinions?>

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<...You can probably do that for at least some of them, yeah, although people are gonna want to know about the Andalite cultural background if you say "what is 'marriage'" or something.>

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<Andalites have marriage, or something sufficiently analogous it translates clean. What is 'gay marriage'.>

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<Same thing but specifically when the participants are of the same sex. I think I covered the existence of stigma there a while back.>

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<Yes, you mentioned. Hmm - Andalites recognize the significance of loving partnerships for childrearing and also loving partnerships for reasons other than childrearing; some species partner only for childrearing but that does not seem to be true of humans - will that response cause offense?>

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<You probably can't avoid offending anyone. And human same-sex couples sometimes adopt kids or have them from previous relationships or go to more or less medicalized lengths to create them.>

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<Then maybe I will skip those ones and suggest that the Olympics be held somewhere very spacious next time so that Andalites willing to shapeshift human can compete, not that we will be very fast or graceful on two legs, and say that advancing technology obviates many of their other questions.>

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<Good dodge. It is almost certainly entirely safe to produce a real opinion on Eurovision if you have one but I somehow doubt you've been tuning in to European musical competitions in your limited spare time. Come to think of it you could probably also produce real tax opinions.>

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<We can announce in response to the tax question that a universal income works well among Andalites and that we are rolling out trials of whether it works for humans in some poor country.> He misses Morfirin.

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<Ooh, excellent. Get me parameters on that and I'll pick a poor country.>

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So he figures out how much money they can spare for that and sends her a summary of how an experiment could be conducted.

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Bella does some research, recommends Malawi.

The Yeerk awaits acquisitions and a Mandarin speaker.

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A Mandarin speaker who'll have a Yeerk for five minutes for a couple thousand dollars is found. A lot more people willing to be acquired for a Yeerk being turned into a human are found.

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"Is this also a good time for us to learn Chinese as long as there's a guy here who's okay with it? Not speaking Chinese is getting annoying."

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He doubles the guy's pay and the guy agrees yes, sure, lots of Yeerks, why not.

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Twins also learn Chinese.

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And the actual Yeerk acquires a bunch of people and morphs a marvelously attractive young adult Chinese fellow and obligingly stays like that for two hours. He will need clothes.

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And now the Yeerk can nothlit himself and then go back to Syria and get in touch.

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Yup. Is anybody going to look over his shoulder while he talks to the ship?

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Yes definitely.

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(Marwan packs off to Brazil.) (The Yeerk, who never gave his original name and now wishes to get used to being addressed as Li Yang, returns to Syria.)

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(Followed by one Andalite openly and one in morph.)

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Mr. Li accesses his comm thing in the environs of the pool. He seems unconcerned about letting Andalites look over his shoulder as he enters access codes; presumably they change according to some algorithm and re-inputting them just the same will not do anything.

He successfully reaches somebody shipside. He apologizes for the delay; these Middle Eastern humans will keep having conflicts frequently even without Yeerk influence and he has been unavoidably called away.

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Mr. Li tells the ship that the cousins are still successfully flying under the radar, not actively recruiting hosts. He's gotten somebody hired as a (remote) consultant and localization assistant for the Andalite's organization so they can hear the gossip. There are rumors in the organization that the throughput of the obviously-an-Escafil-device cancer cure will soon improve! What's new with you, Pool ship.

What's new with the Pool ship is that it's working on getting radiation resistance more widespread. They don't know how to get it into existing Yeerks who don't already have it, but they do have a few individuals of the cousins' strain shipboard, not all of them were Earthside when the bombs went off; they're picking out other Yeerks with whom these cousins may be expected to most productively cluster.

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Well, fuck. Okay.

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Mr. Li is instructed to continue with the flying under the radar thing and is congratulated on the organization insider thing. He should prioritize letting them know if the insider learns anything new.

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Thank you, Mr. Li. Does he care to stay in this role and continue having leverage, or take his retirement money and go live in China?

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Hong Kong, but Mr. Li doesn't correct him. Mr. Li thinks they'll fuck it up if they try to talk to the ship, even if he gives them the codes they'd need to do it. How long do they expect to need this done?

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Another year, probably. 

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Well, in that case he'll take the money, go, email them the codes, and consult online whenever they have a conversation with the ship out of the goodness of his heart and the ongoing ability to demand random favors TBD, sound good?

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Sure. He is presumably as not-thrilled by the planet blowing up as they are and not much excited by the idea of the Yeerks reconquering it.

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They understand each other. Lovely. Off disappears Mr. Li.

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And they start planning for the possibility the Yeerks are going to have another go with radiation-resistant strains. 

They can teach humans how to recognize even shielded Bug fighters, given a couple of months to build the detectors. They start that.

 

(They were not quite lying about output on the cancer cure being close to increasing. Cayaldwin thinks he's made some progress on a one-shot morph device that will suffice just as well and require less supervision afterwards.)

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Mr. Li emails the codes quite promptly.

The month for the Yeerks who wanted to be with their voluntary hosts comes up.

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Then anyone who would like to be re-Yeerked can do that.

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Perhaps unsurprisingly, Yeerks turn out to have been good at predicting what their erstwhile hosts would do!

The one who was worried about its host remembering to eat fusses over him as soon as it's back, muttering under his breath, you poor thing, did Layal not remember that you need protein, we are going out for shawarma right now.

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Humans.

 

He does not have any teeth to grind.

 

They go back to Beijing and to managing the aftermath of the land-based war.

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Fussy Shawarma Yeerk sends an email after a while remarking that Yeerks really do make very good assistive companions for all kinds of things and maybe after the whole warfare business is calmed down that could be a thing?

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Yes, certainly, they can set up a business and market it once the whole warfare business has calmed down, if it calms down without the Yeerks blowing up the world.

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This is pleasing unto Fussy Shawarma Yeerk. If it can help with the not blowing up the world business please let it know.

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Does it happen to know of any sympathetic Yeerks in the Pool or Blade ships who will conveniently agree to negotiate the end of the war.

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There are some Resistance Yeerks who don't happen to be radiation-resistant cousins, the two things aren't related at all! Here are some names of individuals who should still be alive.

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...he was not expecting that line of inquiry to get anywhere. But. Excellent. Is there a way to reach them?

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Not as such? There's the channel up to the Pool ship but it isn't exactly a one-to-one protocol that can ring up whoever you want.

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Understood. Thank you anyway. The Yeerks are presumably monitoring Earth media: would it be helpful to announce willingness to make all interested Yeerks nothlits?

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They are presumably doing that but it probably wouldn't make it easier for the Resistance to take the ship or anything like that, they're staggeringly outnumbered and not well represented among the hosted.

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It's sort of dangerous to try to sound other Yeerks out on that from a cold start, so mostly the Resistance-qua-Resistance are the ones who showed pretty obvious signs and could be safely talked to. It's not sure how many fence-sitters there might be.

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<Think there is anything to lose by publicizing that?> he asks Bella.

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"A lot of people are still under the impression that there aren't any Yeerks planetside. Of course, that could break at any time if someone who's been acquired for a Yeerk form or the guy we got Chinese from mentions that; they don't know you can't acquire in morph but there's no reason you'd choose to acquire in Yeerk form so it adds up the same."

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<We could probably avoid disclosing that. Just say 'we are expecting expanded capacity on the cancer-cure soon and it can also give Yeerks the opportunity to reconstitute their bodies into human ones; any Yeerks who care to land and take us up on that offer will be kept safe and the populace kept safe from them.>

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"Oh, yeah, if you make it sound like they'd have to land first then you're good, but expect to be quizzed on how you're going to keep the populace safe from them."

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<Set up a supervised prison camp in rural China somewhere, until we can screen them individually?>

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"So, humanely treated prisoners of war - screening process looks like -?"

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<Leeran, or if you had a host who'll testify for you, that'll do it.>

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"I suppose the Geneva convention doesn't actually forbid mindreading. ...I don't know if any of them would think to try this but if one of them went nothlit and wanted to let another use it as a host is that okay?"

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<I cannot think why not.>

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"So that might come up if there's cousins up there. I do want to keep track of Yeerks-that-are-still-Yeerks even if they're being very innocuous."

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<Maybe we can do a very comprehensive scan of all pools, make sure that the only ones are under our supervision. I could ask Cayaldwin to develop a way to detect Kandrona rays but he is very busy already.>

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"We wouldn't have found the one Li was in if we hadn't been tipped off. It was sharing a generator, but it's not really practical to search the full radius of a generator."

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<I wonder if there's a morph with good scenting that could be trained to smell Yeerk pools.>

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"There's dogs bred for that. I'm not sure if they're actually best at it if you factor in that they also had to be optimized for communicating their results to humans. It would also be good to have a noninvasive way to check humans that doesn't take as long as an MRI. Ear swabs that change color in the presence of Yeerk goop or something."

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<We can put some human researchers on it.>

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"Sounds good."

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They cure cancer (and miscellaneous ailments). They amass and spend real money instead of fictive money. They occasionally ask Mr. Li for a consult on how to report to the Yeerks that, yep, the Andalites expect increased capacity, and are also talking about rebelling out from under the Andalite Command because they think they can handle the humans more effectively.

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Mr. Li consults obligingly.

Malawi's doing well.

The southeastern United States, the Bahamas, a nubbin of Mexico, and the entire island of Cuba are abruptly annihilated. Haiti and Jamaica are singed.

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Fuck.

 

...might be cover for landing some Yeerks, did anybody see any movements that could be stealth ships, how many people -

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Millions of people.

How good's their tracking?

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Not ready yet, they weren't ready yet, they thought they might have managed to stall the Yeerks longer - what did the Yeerks even gain from this - 

 

 

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...the opportunity to claim that the Andalites did it, apparently.

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He will answer questions on live video. He will book interviews with every media company in the world. Yes obviously they can assassinate him but they could have wiped China off the map and did not, they must not want to risk the Escafil device. This is what Andalite ships are. This is what Yeerk ships are. The Yeerk ships in orbit, which everyone knew were in orbit, did this, here are the weapons systems they used. Humanity is going to fight back. Andalites take their laws against hurting civilians so seriously Matirin will be in lots of trouble when it is learned he authorized the irradiating the planet; Andalites would never do something like this.

 

If people want to send him the names of dead loved ones, he will remember them. All of them. It is important to him.

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Renée's boyfriend lived in Florida where was Renée when -

 

Her name was Renée Swan and she didn't know her daughters were alive -

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<I am so sorry, Bella.>

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"Wh-what are we going to do -"

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<They must have had a reason, they must have wanted something - we will not be able to hold our own with Earth's technology for years yet ->

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The Yeerks tell Matirin what they want.

They want the cube.

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Matirin would like to know what kind of assurance he has they won't blow up the planet anyway once they have it.

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He hasn't done so much that humans are impossible to pacify and take over. They didn't prefer to do it through open force but they can. They have worked around the little nuclear bomb trick, too, ha ha.

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They probably aren't lying about that, they were working on a way.

 

He replies that that outcome is obviously worse than the destruction of the planet.

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Well, the destruction of the planet improves on the Andalites having billions of human friends, too. Would he prefer to agree on the destruction of the planet?

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Can they agree on the Andalites not having billions of human friends, but instead new human enemies? He can sadly confess on television that actually, now that he's seen the evidence, he believes that the Andalites were responsible. But the condition is that the Yeerks leave.

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Nope, that's not good enough. They want the box.

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The box in exchange for leaving? Sure. He will take the box up in a ship, jump, give them the coordinates. When they meet him there with all of their forces, he will hand over the box. If they shoot him down, box gets destroyed. If he sells them out, Earth gets destroyed.

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Fine.

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He picks a spot that is a ten-day trip through Z-space away. 

 

He goes to Montana and he finds one of the ships that they stopped flying, when it stopped being safe. He records a video to be released to human media if it seems appropriate. Records a few, actually, so Bella has some latitude in how to spin it.

 

He tells her where the biological weapons that will if needed wipe out humanity are. He tells her that he's been meaning to put her in charge of the planet, here are flavors of announcement video for that. She does not need reminding that the Yeerks were trying to get radiation-resistant ones and might have succeeded. He reminds her anyway. 

 

He sends the Yeerks the coordinates, makes sure it is very visible to sufficiently good cameras in orbit that he is getting on the ship with an Escafil device in hand. 

 

And he goes.

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- he's been meaning to what this is the sort of thing she might have wanted warning for there isn't exactly a "being in charge of the planet" office for her to step into or anything -

- good luck -

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It is a small ship. By necessity it is a small ship; the illusion is that he is going alone. 

 

There are forty-one of them. They are taking everyone except the humans. The humans will remain to carry on if this fails, and he is not especially optimistic. Thirty-nine of them, in a ship with space for two. They spend almost all of the ten days in morph, or sleeping flank-to-flank, six in a row across the tiny space, miserable. 

 

They arrive.

The smallest animal on Earth is the parasitic wasp Dicopomorpha echmepterygis. They are about 200 μm long. He has forty-one of them on the fourth finger on his left hand. 

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The Yeerks show up. Pool ship, Blade ship. Impossible to tell from the outside if the ports for the fighters are occupied or not.

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He sends a transmission.

 

You asked if I would accept the destruction of Earth as a compromise. I appreciated the time to consider the question. I decided that I will. Before I left I planted the capsules of the biological weapon we were going to use to kill humans, when it looked like the planet would be lost. I am the only person who knows where they are. They trigger in twenty days. I would rather everyone on Earth die than see the planet fall to Yeerks. But if you keep your word - if you leave the star system and stay away from the star system - then after I have given you the Escafil device I will disable them. And I will wait, and if you ever enter the star system again, then I swear to you on the bodies of my father, of my brothers, of every warrior who died in my service, I will kill every human. Are we agreed on terms?

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They are.

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Then how would they like their Escafil device delivered?

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He may approach the Pool ship and hand it over there.

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Lovely. He will do that. ...he will do that after he has rigged himself with explosives so that if they try to stun him he dies. He hopes they understand. 

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...fine.

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He approaches the Pool ship.

 

He stares disdainfully at the Gleet bio-filter. He transmits: Do you want to break your new toy? The Escafil device functions by containing samples for processing of the DNA of everyone who has touched it. If I put it through that, it will break.

 

(They experimented with the biofilters after they took control of some pools. "In your mouth" is safe. He could morph human, morph almost back to Andalite while preserving his mouth structure, have the bugs in there. But he'd tried; he can't do it reliably, not like Andi. It is the backup plan but it is a 'you might kill everyone you know in a second's slipped concentration' backup plan.)

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They turn it off.

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And he hands them the Escafil device. The wasps are stuck to the underside; he tells them they are clear and should move.

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The Yeerk he's handed it to has a Hork-Bajir host and takes the box carefully in bladed hands.

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<I hope this was a positive sum transaction> he says curtly. He turns to go.

 

 

And he falls over. 

(The vest doesn't go off; it's set to respond to a stun, not a gas.)

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He wakes up. He stands and removes the vest and glances with one stalk eye at the Hork-Bajir on the floor close to where he was, dead with its own blade in its throat.

He briefs the command on the presence of the wasps and resets the biofilter to prohibit Andalites and steps back from it.

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The wasps are already well away and moving. HIs warning comes in before the cry of 'Andalites' from several different decks of the ship, but not much before it, and only some of the Andalites are Andalites, the others are Hork-Bajir or human, ripping weapons out of the hands of real Controllers and firing them at random.

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He knew a fraction of a second before his knees buckled but it wasn't enough time to move his tail - 

 

- should have fatally poisoned himself before coming -

- he'd told Bella screaming was strategic, better than letting them use your head, more distracting than -

- move his tail, move his tail, they say you can wrest back control if you're careful he needs half a second, less than that, he can catch it when it's already in motion and change the direction -

- no no no no no no no no -

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This Yeerk, unlike Bella's, is not trying to calm him down. It's not talking to him at all.

It gallops him into the fight.

And maintains total control over his tail.

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The primary mission objective is to crash this ship into the other one. Even better would be to get to the weapons deck and shoot the Blade ship and not all die, but controls will be easier to reach than weapons, they are expecting, and if controls is taken first, they aim for the Blade ship. Straightforward. 

 

He guesses the instant he sees Matirin, even before he has time to notice who Matirin's targeting. <Got him somehow> he tells everyone else, and slices through three people and on ahead, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, soon they'll all be dead -

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And of course as soon as Matirin notices that Finleran has noticed the Yeerk knows too. No need to continue pretending.

It's still briefing the command as it races across decks. The bluff, the twins, the compromised Syria pool, the fact that its host's companions have detected its presence.

It's pretty good at multitasking. Matirin's tail has its work cut out for it.

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There is no way to tell if a mission like this is going well or badly, you just kill everything that is trying to kill you and then eventually either nothing's moving or you're dead. The door to the weapons room is barred, doesn't yield to several max-setting discharges of a shredder or to his tail. So that means it's 'dead', this time round. 

He sees Matirin turn the corner and he has a shot and he has never missed in his life at this range and he - doesn't take it - 

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The Yeerk has no such hesitation.

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No no no no no no no no no NOOOO -

 

[he is hardly forming thoughts just screaming wordlessly -)

 

- this isn't doing anything maybe something other than collapsing in unimaginable agony will be more distracting -

- 'other than' he can't do, maybe be can do something while collapsing in unimaginable agony -

- no no no no no no no I hate you no no no no -

 

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The Yeerk does not care that Matirin hates it. It relays intel to the command. The box is a crippled one-shot version, useful but not what they wanted -

There's a shuddering noise as all the doors in the ship slam shut.

There's microphones for transmission of orders and information, throughout the ship. It clicks on. "Shipwide announcement. Sub-Visser Nineteen has been taken out of action," says a smooth human voice. "I am assuming command. I have sealed off all the compartmentalizable ship areas; no combatants share quarters at the moment and I will be gradually unsealing them and relaying more specific orders. If you are in immediate distress, transpond your location and await assistance."

There's another click, and the microphone in, presumably, just this corridor, says, "Esnal, I will be clearing a path for you to the Pool presently so that you may turn your host over. Commendations on your performance today."

<I don't get to -?>

"You were selected because you had an expendable and sufficiently suicide-inclined host, Esnal, not because you have earned an Andalite host. You will be rehosted in short order."

<...Yes, Commander.>

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Matirin is going to remember the Yeerk's name and slowly torture to death every Yeerk by that name, if he's ever free - he's already a war criminal, why not -

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Eventually the doors open. He trots down to the pool. Visser Three has Andalite-appropriate restraints installed.

"Go on then." The commander who has assumed control of the ship - same voice - is hosted in a thirtysomething human woman, looks like they probably picked her up in the Andes when they were doing things down there. "No, not like that, he'll morph out. Haven't you seen the Visser do this? Morph until he's out of capacity and then lock up."

Esnal morphs - quick ones, just into other Andalite foms - till his host is exhausted, then locks up and exits.

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He tries to morph anyway. Humans can do it - must be possible - he can be trapped in morph, that's fine, or halfway in, as long as he doesn't have an ear canal -

 

- doesn't work -

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Once Esnal is out, the commander pushes a button and the restraints tip up so no opportunists can sneak into his ear.

"There," she says. "Now we can talk. Are you in a state to negotiate or should I list who of yours is still alive and conscious so you can delegate that?"

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<....I - who's alive, please, who's alive ->

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She swivels a screen around, shows him internal camera feeds of everyone he brought along who is alive. It's actually most of them.

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Shudder. 

 

Finleran's father is dead, he might not be in dramatically better shape to negotiate - but he probably does not desperately want to die, that'd be a major advantage - he nods at the feed. <He can speak for us. Who are - who are you - negotiating - what are we negotiating ->

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"Do you want to do the talking after all, or do you want him to do it?" she asks, folding her arms.

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<I killed my brother - I killed my brother - I got most of them killed but this was different ->

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She sighs and turns the screen back to a more convenient angle for her. She flicks on the microphone in the room where she has Finleran trapped. "Hello. Are you in a state to negotiate?"

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<Do you have a reason we should not all kill ourselves?>

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"It would make negotiating with you considerably more difficult."

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<At least fucking tell them you aren't taking hosts, if you aren't ->

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Eyeroll. "I asked you if you wanted to do the talking and you told me to talk to him," she tells Matirin. "Do you want to work that out amongst yourselves? You should be within easy thoughtspeak range. I can give you a few minutes before I really need to be moving things along."

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<I will tell them all to kill themselves. It is the correct course of action under the circumstances. If you desire an outcome other than that you will have to volunteer information. If that is impossible for you, then you will not be able to negotiate with any Andalite that still has a tail.>

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"I am not interested in having any of you infested," she snaps. "Observe how uninfested you are. How absurd of me to imagine that in a situation like this my bare word would be meaningless, clearly I radiate trustworthiness."

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<Were you imagining I could tell Finleran 'oh, I'm not infested, the Yeerk is operating in good faith'? I am sure that would be terribly persuasive.>

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"I was imagining he could also observe that he is not infested. Nor, frankly, does he have anything I might conceivably need for hostile reasons other than purest malice and be unable to get if he were dead, and while malice is not an unexpected assumption I'd hope I have demonstrated, again with more than my bare word, that I have other motives in play. Andalites," she says. "Having established that no one is going to be infested will one of you assume responsibility for your party's negotiation process?"

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<Do you care to produce evidence for the claim that we would all be infested if you wanted that?>

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"As you like." She presses a few keys. Finleran's room is gassed. He's out for forty-five seconds.

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<Thank you.> he says. <I have no idea if the situation will arise again but if it does, lead with that. How can we help you?>

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"The Blade ship will be under the impression that we are continuing to have a firefight in which as many of you as possible are captured alive and that attempting to join and reinforce us would do more harm than good for another twenty to thirty minutes. I can simply destroy it before they begin to wonder what is taking so long. I am so inclined. I can maintain control of this ship, as well. It would be inconvenient to be then marooned on it with no foreseeable ability to safely interact with literally any planetary power. Earth will do, but it will do by far most readily with corroboration from you. I am not taking your delightfully condescending offer of turning nothlit, as I have no interest in being a martyr to Andalite aesthetics; nor do I wish to spend the rest of my days in submission to your tenuous political hold on Earth; but perhaps it is loosely possible for Andalites to negotiate with members of other species as equals in good faith. Hope springs eternal." She doesn't really sound like hope springs eternal.

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<We will corroborate everything truthful you say about what transpired here.>

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"You're too kind, I'm sure. How are you planning to verify what I tell you?" she inquires, winding a lock of hair around her finger. "How are you planning to advise the Earthlings to posture themselves if I try to open diplomatic relations? To what extent should I expect to be going about my business only to be blown into orbital smithereens? You see my problem."

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<You had Matirin. Were you unable to verify the answers to those questions to your satisfaction, or was that Yeerk not one of your people?>

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"We are not a hive mind, you must have us confused with some other species," she says. "I legitimately accumulated the authority to step in for Sub-Visser Nineteen and Esnal recognized that and to that extent he is one of my people. To the extent that I would want him knowing that I'm trying to arrange terms of secure diplomatic entrez with Earth with Andalites, he is not."

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<Anyone whose host is consenting is welcome on Earth; that is our standing policy and I can put you in contact with many humans and Yeerks happily living in such relationships.>

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"How lovely," she drawls. "But I don't want to die of radiation poisoning. Is there a smarter Andalite I could talk to?"

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<You have him, I take it, still chained to the edge of your pool. You could let me come in there and try to get him functional. The same policies apply to Earth's star system as to the planet proper, or will as soon as that is in our power. You could also wear a helmet or live underground for a few years, after which the planet should again be safe.>

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"But I don't want to live underground or wear a helmet," she says sweetly, "I want to establish an independent entity aboard my ship and have a little distance between me and Andalites who feel entitled to dictate the terms of my existence."

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<Then you have inconveniently mistaken us for people with the power to sign treaties on behalf of the human race, authority we do not have or anticipate having.>

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"I know who you are, and I know how useful your endorsement would be," she says. "I do not expect to hand you a pen and have a binding agreement for the Earth as a whole set to paper in the next ten minutes."

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<The only things we have the capacity to offer are sanctuary, morphing, and corroboration. I have offered you all three, but you seem both dissatisfied and utterly unable to articulate what would satisfy you. Can I see Matirin.>

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"I will need to clear a couple of people out of the way before I can open a corridor for you. They're going. Do you think I have been completely failing to pay attention to the way the Earthlings hang on your every word? Well, his, but I suspect the rest of you could have that sort of attention too if you wanted it. You can recite facts all day. I want you to produce an opinion. I want you to be enthusiastic about an independent nation of the Yeerk Resistance opening friendship and trade with the Earth. I want you to tell them it's the best news you've heard all decade. I want well-spun photo ops of me and mine shaking your hands. I want your considerable talents of orchestration aiming to put me and mine out of harm's way when the rest of you and yours make their belated way in. Take a left." One of the doors to Finleran's room opens.

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He does. He walks down the corridor. <If the Yeerk Resistance is in fact an organization whose existance we can greet with enthusiasm - if you categorically do not take nonconsenting hosts, and are not planning to oblige everyone to take that on faith - then we will have sincere enthusiasm to report, and we will do everything in our capacity to make sure you are safe, respected, and protected.>

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"I would depart Josefa for a moment but she has this repulsive habit of stroking me," says the Yeerk. "And you may need to revise your standards of categorical adherence to principles, however conveniently marvelous a time Josefa in particular happens to be having. Do you know what happens to brand new little Yeerks who are very insistent that they want permission before they go in someone's ear? There are some, every now and then, earnest babies born with consciences. They do not get hosts. They do not make rank. They do not take command of Pool ships and prepare to open fire on single-digit Vissers. They do not advance the cause. We cannot openly attempt to seek consent in a regime that considers it decorative, and there are a thousand ways to increase the chances but no way to guarantee it, and if anyone ought to know about compromise in service of a goal it should be the Andalites who detonated nuclear bombs in the atmosphere of an inhabited planet and then tried to mitigate the damage by handing out morph."

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<I would not testify to our own merits as trading partners and neighbors either. Matirin is telling himself that he can arrange it so he's the only one to spend the rest of his life in prison, but none of us are under the impression that we should not be accountable merely because we had poor, and few, choices. I understand you have limited control over what hosts your people have now, but they can get consenting ones on Earth and until they do they do not get photo ops.> He enters the room. He crosses it to Matirin and puts his tail at Matirin's throat. 

<What do you need from me?>

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<Talik's dead, I killed him ->

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<You would not be joining them, any of them, but I can - what do you need ->

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<A reason not to ->

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<You left Bella hanging, you're better at this than us, and I would have to take the fall when the fleet arrives.>

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<Thank you.>

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His tail settles back over his shoulder. <How can I enable you all to get consenting hosts as quickly as possible?>

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"If they're so easily come by, just line them up. I will not have trouble getting the hosts on this ship emptied out if you do not expect miracles of alacrity."

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<How many people are we looking at? Are animals morphed human acceptable, or is that no fun?>

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"A hundred and forty confirmed Resistance and however many more take the news of the change of management well enough, probably tens of thousands. I do not expect animals morphed human will work any better than animals not morphed human."

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<The brain architecture's the same as any humans', there's just no one steering. Is it safe to test?>

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"I would not expect it to be harmful, merely useless, particularly for anyone who had not previously picked up a human-spoken language. Time is somewhat dear, are these minutiae truly important?"

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<No. What else do you need?>

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"Confirmation from the rest of your people that they will abide by your acquiescence on the matter, and for you to go back in the hall before I'm distracted by shooting at things. I can't see behind me and don't care to turn my back on you."

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<Knock everybody out, if you can do it undetectably enough they will not notice and kill themselves, and then tell them yourself; under these conditions no one will take the fact a voice sounds like me as authoritative. Or destroy the Blade ship and get your cooperation later, you could still change tactics if we annoyed you further. Can I take Matirin with me?>

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She peers at the screens - "I can't get this one, he's somehow wound up in the 'ponics bay. Will he present an obstacle? And if you like." Keys, keys, Andalites fall over, Matirin's restraints snap open.

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<None of our people will disobey their commanders once it is verified it is us.> He helps Matirin stand. He leaves.

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"How do you verify that?" wonders her voice over the microphone.

(Explosions make no sound in space.)

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<Morph a Yeerk or morph a Leeran.>

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"Naturally." Andalites wake up. She switches mic outputs to address them. "As I have just demonstrated, if I wanted you infested it would have already occurred. I have negotiated a cooperative outcome between myself as the ranking member of the Yeerk Resistance and your party. In a few minutes' time I will arrange your freedom of movement to one another."

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(Explosions continue to make no sound in space.)

She shoos some Yeerk personnel, shuffles others around, gets corridors clear so the Andalites can all congregate and gives them directions, except for the one in the 'ponics bay. They will have to alleviate the concerns of the one in the 'ponics bay themselves and should inform her when they are prepared to do that. In the meantime it would be convenient for getting everybody to their quarters if they would all go to this room over here.

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They pull themselves together.

 

They do that.

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The Blade ship has been destroyed and she can open a corridor to the 'ponics if they'd like to go prove that they are themselves to their comrade.

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Yes, they'll do that.

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"Take a right, go down one level."

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He does.

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Behold: hydroponics. (No grass. Lots of trees, and some grain substances for some food animals for Taxxons, and some miscellaneous human garden items. Visser Three must have kept all his grass on his Blade.)

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They'll live. The remaining Andalite does not have a Leeran morph. Morphs Yeerk. Verifies that Finleran does not already have a Yeerk in his head. Goes to join the others.

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Lovely. They can squeeze back into their own ship or she can give them a lift (cooped up, but less cooped up) or some combination of the two.

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They will send two people in their original ship, since it will be expected back; if she does not mind taking the rest, that is convenient.

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She doesn't mind. At some point she remembers to introduce herself; her name is Ristrell.

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<Finleran. A pleasure.>

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"Is it now."

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<We were not expecting that mission to have any survivors.>

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"I'm delighted to hear that making my acquaintance is not worse than death."

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<Everything is over. Earth's safe.

 

 

And I imagine you spent this war under as much pressure as we did.>

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"It appears likely to have been worth it, presuming certain levels of optimism with respect to your reinforcements and mine alike."

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Tail-flick-nod. <Matirin is confident he can handle ours. And Earth will be able to handle itself, in not too long.>

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"Mm."

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<Concerns?>

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"Disinclination to think of Earth as a monolith."

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<It does not make much difference to our interests whether it is China or what remains of NATO or Russia or all of them glaring at each other, once any humans are a spacefaring power everyone else has less latitude to meddle.>

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"It makes a difference if the establishment of my secession meets with different results in different populations."

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<Are you hoping for that, so you can find somebody favorable, or hoping for unity so it is more predictable?>

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"Favorable unity is better than dissent is better than unfavorable unity."

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Tail-flick-nod. <We will see what we can do.>

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"Thank you. I'm going to need a dip in the pool soon. If you want to talk to Josefa while she's empty that would be the time. You will have to put up with some unbecoming behavior; I don't know what kind of voluntary hosts you've previously run into but I had sufficient limitations on supply that I had to settle for 'fetishist'."

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<Thank you for the warning.>

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And when it is time for Ristrell to soak up some rays she clears the intervening corridors of crew and invites any Andalites who want to watch Josefa make a fool of herself to the Pool.

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The Andalites do not want to let each other out of sight.

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Then Josefa can embarrass herself in front of the lot of them, Ristrell does not care.

 

Josefa does in fact have a habit of stroking her Yeerk while she's out. Just for a bit, then she puts her in the pool. And looks at the Andalites and bites her lip and sits on her hands.

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The Andalites will enjoy having a little more space to move around in.

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"Were you going to ask me questions or something," says Josefa, squirming.

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<You do not seem to prefer to be rescued. Is that right?>

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"Yeah. Are there really a lot of people with other reasons to want Yeerks, is she gonna dump me?"

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<I expect there are more than a few hundred people who want to be voluntary hosts on Earth, probably fewer than a few thousand.>

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"Okay. ...If you don't need me for anything I'm gonna go for a bit." And she lets herself out and runs off; the door closes behind her.

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...okay.

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She's back an hour later. She locates Ristrell in the pool and scoops her up and puts her back. Ristrell sighs and rolls her eyes.

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The Andalites go back to their room.

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The rest of the trip elapses. The Andalites receive twice daily updates on the host rotations Ristrell is arranging. Gedds are harmless and stupid enough to be emptied and kept in their quarters. She doesn't have a good way to keep Taxxons from eating each other or Hork-Bajir from becoming confused and possibly damaging sensitive equipment uninfested, and the involuntary human hosts aboard could be more dangerous still, but she can arrange to make sure that her Resistance friends who won't put up a fight about leaving in the presence of better host handling options and will handle their hosts gently in the interim are the ones occupying these people. The Taxxons are extremely likely to wish to be nothlits. The humans can be sent home when they reach Earth. The Hork-Bajir and Gedds, maybe the Andalites have an idea?

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Part of Earth could probably be designated a Hork-Bajir reserve. Can Gedds live independently?

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In larger herds than this and with a fairly high mortality rate, yes. As-is they need looking after, although it could conceivably be external. Their actual opinions on the subject are pretty confused. They find some aspects of being controlled distressing but they find many aspects of being left on their own distressing too and have often circular preferences about the differences between the states.

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Well, that is a hard one. How do they feel about zoos?

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They do not understand why people would want to look at them and have comparably circular preferences about other zoo features.

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Maybe they can try a bunch of different environments adjacent to each other - zooish thing, wildlife preserve thing, space with a Yeerk pool - and see how many Gedds go for the Yeerk pool. If the other ones want to exist in the wild with high mortality that seems their choice.

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That's fine with Ristrell, but she does want to sterilize them all if they're doing that.

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<Humans regard that as a war crime in its own right. I am sympathetic to the impulse but we would have to be careful how we went about it.>

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The humans would probably believe a story about how Gedds can only reproduce on the Gedd-and-Yeerk homeworld.

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<Until some Yeerk who knows better has a voluntary host who is fascinated by aliens, or until human biologists decide to study them, or until some humans decide to morph Gedd because they think they are cute.>

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"Don't let people morph Gedd. They'll regret it. Gedd are fairly unpleasant to be. We can tell them that they were already sterile as a military protocol?"

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<I want to run that by my human advisors.>

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"You have human advisors? Who you take seriously?"

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<Was Esnal not reporting to you?>

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"I was copied on most of the report but some of it would have been for the Sub-Visser's attention only."

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<I have human advisors who have input on all major decisions about the handling of Earth and who we should talk to if you do not want to make missteps in the announcement you are on friendly terms with Earth.>

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"Very well."

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He goes back to staring at the wall.

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And they arrive back at Earth. Ristrell will send them across to their own ship so they can descend in an Andalite craft and render appropriate explanations; here's how to contact her when they have things like a Hork-Bajir preserve or whatever set up and have consulted their human advisors. Here is where the cousin Yeerks that landed in India while everyone was distracted by the exploding Atlantic are, might want to go deal with those.

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<Thank you.>

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"You're welcome."

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Bella has been doing her best to hold down the fort in their absence. Things are a little scattered and neither she nor her PA are getting enough sleep and she's sort of managing by fiat because no one else is sufficiently confident to go around issuing orders, but nothing has newly exploded and she's been very consistent on the story that the Yeerks were the Atlantic attackers acting to frame the Andalites, that the main Andalite fleet is not even here yet. She has been stress-micromanaging Malawi. Malawi is flourishing.

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<Blade ship has been destroyed, Pool ship is in control of the Yeerk Resistance, it is over.> he tells her once they are in range.

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<Casualties? What are the intentions of the Resistance?>

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He lists the dead. <They want us to announce that there is a Yeerk resistance, that they helped us, and that we are proud to be allied with them. And to recruit people interested in being voluntary Controllers for them; they have promised to stop using involuntary hosts once they have voluntary ones. We can try and see if animals morphed human work. They had us, all of us, so I am persuaded of their disinterest in taking Andalite involuntary hosts if nothing else.>

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<How many hosts are we talking about sourcing here and how many of the ones who need hosts are cousins or otherwise radproof?>

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<Majority are not and want to go off-planet. It should still be possible to find some interested humans.>

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<I think we can probably host a huge number of cousins and it'll be harder to find an intersection between people who want to live in space indefinitely and voluntary hosts, but there's probably temporary arrangements to be had - I'll talk to that guy who wants to start a business matchmaking companion-and-assistive Yeerks ->

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<It was suggested the vulnerable Yeerks live underground or wear radiation protection, but they found that objectionable.>

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<Might be variance there too but noted.>

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<Might. I am sure their commander was under considerable stress. Oh, and the destruction of the eastern United States was cover for landing more radiation-resistant Yeerks in India. We have pool locations now, we can go in and mop up.>

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<I'll set up planes. Do we have a slug count for how many we should expect to find so we don't have to buy off more of Mr. Li?>

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<Two thousand, that was all they could get on such short notice.>

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<Two K exactly?>

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<1, 873. I have a list.>

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<Okay. How did the Resistance wind up running the ship?>

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<Apparently they had been waiting for a distraction big enough they could kill the commander - and possibly other people, I did not ask - and lock down the ship without internal objections, and our arrival was more than sufficient as such a distraction.>

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<Okay. I'm going to want to stick at least one of you in an MRI.>

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<Insufficiently paranoid, we should have had you change bases to a location unknown to me. But certainly.>

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<Moving would've set back every op in progress and probably would have taken longer than you were even gone to complete.>

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<We very nearly lost.>

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<What happened?>

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<They have a fast-acting, imperceptible knockout gas.>

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<Jesus fucking Christ.>

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<Yes. I will give you a full summary of events once I am there, but I should have figured out some way - Yeerks controlling animals morphed Andalite, that might have been the best way to do it - though the logistics would have been nightmarish ->

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<Intensely. You remember where the MRI is? Lacking a fast-acting knockout gas I'd rather get a look at a result from that before meeting face to face.>

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<Insufficiently paranoid> he says again, and heads for the MRI machine.

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<Because of course I'm telling you all about how paranoid I'm being?>

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<I would not have announced our return to Earth, just snuck over to headquarters in morph. You are within thought-speech range of where I expected you to be and that is insufficient paranoia - should think what I could have done differently but I have been very scattered lately.>

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<Do you need anything?>

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<Grass. Time. I asked Finleran for reasons not to die and he said we had rudely left you hanging without the resources you need to pull this off, which we did.>

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< - what happened ->

The MRI does its thing.

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There is no Yeerk in his head. <Where do I find you?>

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<You don't, you wait there two hours to make sure you're not just morphed with a Yeerk puppeting you from z-space.>

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<Good job> he says, and leans against the wall and goes very still.

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Time elapses. Bella demoprhs, gets some work done, remorphs - <You can come out now, I traded offices with Yue-yue.>

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He comes on over.

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"Do you actually want to evaluate my paranoia or might I need it unknown to you in the future?"

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<I will tell you what happened and then you can calibrate your paranoia appropriately.>

 

 

And he does.

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"...I can think of ways you could've suicide-bombed the place but if you wanted to do that you could have just called in an orbital strike," she murmurs. "Do you want a hug, is that even a thing Andalites do -"

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<We have much weaker arm strength than humans. I would not mind, though.>

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She hugs him.

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<What needs to get done here?>

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She lets go and consults her to-do list, especially updates made in the last two hours, and rattles off what might benefit from his input.

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<Thank you. I will get to work on those.>

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"- how long have you been planning to put me in charge of the entire planet?"

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<Since I offered it faster-than-light travel. That could end badly with the wrong human governments driving it. Now that we have more time and resources it should not be a problem - I am envisioning a structure more like a very large corporation with standing agreements with all extant human governments of the form that we can operate freely in their country and they can have a share of the revenue. We have a lot of things besides morphing to offer for that, there is a great deal you can do just with more powerful and smaller computers, and we can reconstruct translation chips and other innovations in that direction, we can be the primary source of revenue to every Earth government and then we can lean on them to change their policies.>

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"...okay. Should I talk directly to Ristrell?"

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<Might be worthwhile. She seemed very surprised when I said I wanted to consult my human advisors before making a few decisions.>

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"I wonder why. I'll contact her."

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<Let me know how it goes. There is no reason not to start offering people morph now, is there?>

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"How much does it increase the risk of the main Andalite fleet exploding the planet?"

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<They would not do that.>

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"You sure?"

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<The decision to release a bioweapon on the Hork Bajir home planet was the only one ever made by the Andalite High Command that had civilian casualties as a deliberate effect, and only after all hope had been lost and the vast majority of Hork Bajir were already slaves, and it was deeply controversial and the people responsible punished for it. They will be panicked. They will not kill six and a half billion people in their panic.>

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Now closer to six billion. She doesn't point that out. "Then yeah. We can still use the one-shot box to speed things up for lethal cases though."

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<And we will be able to make more one-shot boxes faster than more Escafil devices, and I would feel comfortable distributing the one-shot boxes to hospitals once we can mass-produce them.>

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"With trained personnel accompanying them so some idiot doesn't turn into his grandma or something, but sounds great."

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<Cayaldwin thinks he can solve aging - you can change your haircut when you demorph, you should be able to change your physiological age - with enough time and equipment. You might want to check in on him with regards to motivation, once I am gone.>

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"What's the likely limit on his motivation?"

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<Everyone he cares about is dead. Some people are sufficiently motivated by the desire that people in the abstract live good lives, but my brother needs there to be people in the world who care about him.>

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"...life in prison counts as dead or is there something you haven't been telling me about the Andalite justice system?"

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<Counts as dead. In the relevant sense. He cannot make my life better or vice versa.>

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"Okay. I'll set aside some time to get better acquainted, shall I."

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<I am not expecting the fleet to arrive any day now, and there is lots to do, but you can anticipate that if you do so it will help his productivity.

 

 

Probably do not talk about our father.>

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"Okay. Why?"

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<He was brilliant and would have invented a morph cube without limitations, given enough time, and he loved us, and he would not have hesitated to defy the law and hand out technology to every world that desired it, he was just waiting to do it until he could no longer benefit from access to state-of-the-art Andalite researchers and facilities. He was also paranoid and did not work well with anyone who disagreed with him. So people like my brother who worked at his side got in the habit of not disagreeing with him.>

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"Ah."

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<On any other topic you will find him eminently sensible.>

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"I expect I can route around the subject all right."

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<Thank you. Let's clear out India.>

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She nods.

They clear out India.

She introduces herself to Ristrell. She and Ristrell get along rather well, considering, although Bella does check the voluntary fetishist host story (and giggle, a little). After a little quizzing on what effect, exactly, Hork-Bajir have on trees, Bella gets them a preserve area in Canada, near a maple farm where they can pick up some maple related chores if they want to participate in the economy or anything. As long as none of the Gedds actually want kids - and Bella's standards are fairly high for evaluating that, enough that Ristrell gets impatient about it - she's fine with sterilizing them. None of the Gedds want kids. They have different environmental requirements from Hork-Bajir and wind up in Namibia, fenced off from the cheetahs. The Taxxons' priority is to stop being so hungry all the fucking time. Even humans and their preference to eat three times a day seems like it would involve spending a lot of time hungry. The Taxxons are so sick of being hungry why can't morph cubes just turn them into plants. One of them tries being an anaconda on Bella's recommendation, and then recommends it to all the others and soon there are lots of Taxxon anacondas (and one Taxxon Hork-Bajir, in the Canadian preserve; it was friends with a Hork-Bajir).

The overprotective Yeerk with the Syrian host who forgets to eat, and an anonymous Hong Kong investor, with Bella breathing down their necks, set up a pilot program for consensual Yeerking in the EU, which has been largely unaffected by miscellaneous alien events. Anyone being Yeerked will have to wear a locked-on wristband (this is retroactive and includes anyone from Syria or India who is keeping their Yeerk, too) so that people can be advised that there is an extra person in there and take any precautions they need to feel more comfortable with that. Yeerks and hosts both will be held jointly responsible for criminal acts committed while hosted, the age of consent is 22, and the contract you have to sign indicating that the consent is informed and detailing the nature of your agreement with your Yeerk is sixteen pages long.

They run out of cousins to go around in two months.

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It is presumably harder to find anyone interested in being a host for the Yeerk Resistance members who are not radiation-resistant? Do animals-morphed-human work if the Yeerk has separately had the chance to pick up some languages?

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Well, they work, if the standard for "work" is "can the resulting combo organism move around and talk", but the Yeerks mostly really don't like it. A few of them will take it over nothing, most won't.

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Sigh.

 

They figure out mass manufacture of the one-shot cube and place it in hospitals everywhere with trained personnel. They debate whether Yeerking brain-dead people and morphing and demorphing them to try to heal the brain damage is permissible. He goes on more talk shows and meets with world governments and gets agreements for their various organizations to carry out activities there. There are a lot of Earth countries. He would be very thoroughly enjoying himself, except every few seconds he twitches to make sure his body is still under his control and he has not slept through the night since they returned. Finleran travels with him, enough that some of the humans start asking questions about that.

 

They start considering how best to bring Earth unrestricted morph.

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"It'll obviate a lot of structures currently in place to prevent all kinds of mischief. I think we can handle the transition but I think the announcement should be well in advance of the actual rollout, give people time to think of exploits and ways around them."

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<If we can figure out how to safely give humans the translation chip we can also make it a tracking chip, make it a condition of getting morph with sufficient restrictions on when and how people can use it.>

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"Some people will really resent being surveyed like that - and unlimited morph is necessary for repeated cancer cures, so it will look nontrivially coercive until and unless Cayaldwin figures out how to re-grant morphability to nothlits. It strains credulity a little to say that it would only be used for benign purposes ever."

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<Then something that does not do general tracking but notifies people of morphed people in a small radius of the device, so people can for instance put one in their bedroom or at a location that requires photo ID?>

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"Is that even remotely feasible? That would be amazing."

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<I am not an engineer, and it cannot be done without some sort of voluntary chip installation because the Yeerks would presumably have done it, but if you had a way of identifying people with the morphing capability and people not-currently-in-morph - the latter you can do from the presence of a chip in their head rather than z-space - then you could flag people with the morphing capability who were not not-currently-in-morph.>

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"I think there are many fewer potential objections to a translation chip that also registers to nearby morph-checkpoints than to one that did locations."

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<Then we should hire a lot of human scientists and give them animals-morphed-human to test on and see if they can get chips working.>

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"I'll get on that."

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He has not seen her smile much. Tail-flick-nod. More countries to negotiate operating agreements with.

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Malawi is doing well. There is a waiting list to be the next Malawi. Humans really want to know if that other Andalite who hangs around Matirin all the time is his boyfriend or what. The Pool ship lands on the moon when Bella suggests that the literal same ship that caused the Atlantic disaster should maybe not be in orbit above the Earth all the time. Some humans go live on it to host friendly noncousins, often under arrangements like "okay I'll be your set of eyes and pair of hands but for at least four hours a day you have to help me write my thesis". There is a lively Internet debate about Yeerks and academic dishonesty. Ristrell considers plans for building a more appealing arcology next to the ship on the Moon and is calling her polity "the Tide". There is some fussing about the citizenships of various Yeerks and whether they need their own passports if they-and-hosts wish to travel. People want to try putting Yeerks in noncommunicative mental patients, in parolees, in violent offenders, in drug offenders, in wayward children, in badly behaved politicians - Bella stomps on the ideas unless the usual standard of informed consent can be met.

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There is still more tech to offer - miniaturizing computers allows for all sorts of useful consumer devices, he will start spending some time meeting with people who can take Andalite consumer devices and get human-equivalent ones to market. Andalite medical technology is useful even for some things morphing can't solve. Andalites think factory farming is horrible, they don't eat animals themselves as a species so they never developed a less horrible way to do that but it should follow from plenty of tissue-culture technology they do have. 

 

Even if they cannot chip people with the translation devices yet they can build and sell pocket-sized translators.

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Pocket translators sell like hotcakes which translate any language naturalistically in real time. The next country on the be-Malawi waiting list gets to start working on being Malawi.

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...can't identify whether someone is in morph, but can have ID chips that zip off to z-space with the rest of you when you morph, and can put on peoples' photo identification whether they are morph capable, and that should be sufficient to stop impersonation from being a serious problem. Gleet bio-filters are becoming commercially popular as a replacement for windowscreens anyway. Someone is wondering if you can make a Gleet biofilter that allows all species except malaria-carrying mosquitos and just rake the whole planet with it. 

 

Cayaldwin laughs and says they can't do that unless the humans are sure they have catalogued all their species, but he'd be happy to figure out a ranged biofilter that can be used in that manner over select areas where malaria-carrying mosquitos are exceptionally bad.

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Maybe they could come up with a nonlethal biofilter. So idiots doing stupid things, or people who are confused by their morphs, and blunder into what looks like open space, do not actually die. They could set off an alarm, perhaps.

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Cayaldwin has that one working pretty quickly; lethality is hardly a necessary design element there. Commercially available biofilters will just turn people around.

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Good.

People are concerned about losing track of time and getting trapped in morph. There is a revival in interest in church bells that go off every fifteen minutes.

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Once they have translation chips they can do time-sense, too, but humans are annoyingly hard to chip, the scientists have gotten to 'non-harmful' but not to 'functional interface'.

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"How come we're hard to chip?" Andi wonders. (She hasn't been very talkative since the Atlantic attack. She's maybe coming out of it a bit now.)

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<I assume because we are telepathic and by default interface our thoughts directly with various other things. I wish I knew more about the most advanced non-Andalite technology in the galaxy. And non-Yeerk, I suppose.>

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"But we can thoughtspeak in morph, even if we just morph other humans."

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<The Escafil device does add a brain interface. If we had reverse-engineered it thoroughly enough I am sure we would also understand how to chip humans.>

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"But isn't it the morph capable humans you want to be able to chip anyhow?"

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<I suppose it might only work on them. I wonder if that can responsibly be tested.>

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"What would go wrong? They're not dangerous at this point, right?"

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<Morphing as a human with a chip has not been tried but in principle should be safe enough.>

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"Demorphing fixes everything, doesn't it?"

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<Except something that renders you unable to demorph, like brain damage might.>

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"...oh. Wasn't there maybe going to be an experiment with having Yeerks morph people who were brain damaged?"

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<There was. Bella has been handling all Yeerking-with-consent-complications approvals, I do not know if that one was approved.>

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"I dunno either, I've been kinda spacey."

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<I understand. Me too. We are both lucky to have someone who can fill in the missing bits for us.>

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"Everybody on the internet thinks he's your boyfriend, you know."

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<I have enough cultural context by now to have picked that up, yes.>

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"How come you don't say?"

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<I have been avoiding commenting on things that are politically divisive on Earth. Once we are more established, and have given everywhere that wants it the Malawi treatment, and have the political credibility to make sure no one goes off into space on wars of conquest, then we can ask ourselves how to productively nudge local mores. Also, uncertainty produces more enthusiasm than I expect the truth would.>

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"Okay.

 

Is he though."

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<The concepts only loosely correspond.>

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<I think most humans fully-informed of our relationship would call it that.>

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"Eee!"

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He turns three eyes on her and blinks them confusedly.

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Andi is delighted! She giggles and twirls down the hall.

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...he is negotiating with the European Union a solution to the problem where flocks of refugees from harder-hit parts of the world fly in morphed and then want to stay. The French are stressed at dealing with so many American refugees and would like it if Tunisia in particular would stop letting people morph at the airport and fly north.

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Well maybe Tunisia could afford to do that if SOMEBODY would make it the NEXT MALAWI.

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Somebody would be utterly delighted to, but there are a lot of places worse-off than Tunisia.


Israel's upset by people flying in and settling too, can they have a Gleet bio-filter for the whole country? Matirin reads about relevant regional geopolitics for a few hours and then escalates that one to Bella with a note that just says help, humans.

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No, Israel, you cannot have a Gleet bio-filter for your whole country. The border is rather long and the alarm would go off constantly. She'll pretend you meant the nonlethal kind. It's a bad idea. What exactly is the disagreement you have with your would-be settlers, are they absorbing too many social services or driving up housing prices or not learning the language or what?

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They are pretty committed both to the 'democracy' thing and the 'Jewish state' thing but those only work in the same place if more than half the people are Jewish.

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Well, they have a right of return thing that already only applies to people who are about yea Jewish, maybe they could harbor but not grant full voting-type citizenship to non-qualifying randos.

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See, this would be superior to keeping them out but then everyone gets furious over the injustice of having a permanent non-citizen underclass and calls you an apartheid state, whereas they don't get very mad about deportations, so this is not an option in practice. ...does Bella want to Malawi up Gaza so it's a nice place to stay and people stop trying to leave for Israel?

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She'd love to but there's a waiting list and Eritrea's next. How strongly do they feel about the permanency of their non-citizen underclass? Like, maybe their kids could be citizens, or if they live there for ten years and are being good Israeli residents for that time they could apply?

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And then in ten years Israel's majority non-Jewish does she see the problem here.

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She was imagining some people might leave Israel after they have a while to find their feet, but apparently their projections differ and she's not going to contradict them. Have the refugees commented on why they chose Israel?

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The Americans didn't invade it and it's not a war-torn mess!

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Well, yes, but people could also go to Europe. Some of them are. Something is making some people go to Israel and not France. (Something is also making some people go to France and not Israel, but that's not at issue right now.)

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It's a lot closer, if you don't have a really excellent flying morph or are paranoid about being caught in a storm over the Mediterranean or want to be able to visit people back home.

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If that's really it Israel could make it easy to non-morphfully continue to another country which does not have the Jewish state/democracy tension going on. Show up in Israel, receive hummus, proceed to Switzerland?

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If Switzerland will take them they will totally do that.

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Well, maybe not Switzerland in particular. Who in Europe likes Caribbean and American and Mexican refugees, anybody?

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Everyone could kind of do to have fewer refugees, all things considered. 

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Hey Malawi, want some refugees.

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Malawi would be delighted.

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Good Malawi. Bella loves you, Malawi. Israel, feel free to offer people tickets to Malawi.

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They do that. 

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And in between solving "ugh, humans" problems Bella finds time to invite Cayaldwin out for a flight, because: flying.

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He accepts! Does she have a place in mind, the Andalite air filtration technology has yet to be universally adopted and Beijing is kind of smoggy.

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It's nicer out over Bohai Bay.

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And he asks about how the nonlethal biofilters are going over commercially and the specialized ones for sterilization of medical equipment and so on.

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They're very well received. People want them in different shapes, so they don't have to worry about making their houses structurally insect-tight - bubbles would be ideal - there's a company in Hebei that's working on it. The sterilization is not showing great gains from the scalability yet, but it's expected to lead to substantial savings over time and possibly allow innovations that would be impractical to handle with disposable or otherwise-sterilizable objects.

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Oh, good. He's made some progress on the nothlit problem - it's actually a fascinating challenge, he's been splitting his time between working on it and trying to get enough of its documentation written up in human-comprehensible terms that other people can potentially catch up and help him - essentially, becoming nothlit is a safety precaution. Over time, the z-space bond letting your mind govern your body gets unstable. That is vanishingly unlikely to affect anyone within the time limit, but afterwards, the connection might dissolve, it might attach to something else, it might get noisier, and in testing all of these outcomes had been deemed more dangerous for public use than a hard limit. So at the time limit, the device's backup procedures stabilize the z-space bond by freezing it in place, telling that brain that it will always control this physical body and no other. He could build a device without a limit, easily, but that doesn't help with the underlying problem that got the limit introduced, and it doesn't help anyone who is currently a nothlit - though he can't imagine it'll take him more than forty years and none of the newly nothlit humans should have died of old age by then. He honestly suspects he can do it in ten, maybe less if the humans can get up to speed and help him.

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<How are you generally finding human capacity to get up to speed on things?>

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<There are so many of you that even if the average Andalite is smarter I would rather try assembling a research team of ten brilliant humans than ten brilliant Andalites. And everyone is - well, I suppose I am filtering for it, but everyone I have met is just utterly delighted to have gotten a couple centuries of science dropped on them, and delighted in a way I find very relateable, that sense that you have been handed a moment in history where you actually matter, where your greatest achievements are unequivocally ahead of you - I like humans.>

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<I haven't heard many people complaining about the couple centuries of science except the kind of people who weren't happy about the science we already had either. Did anybody ever redo those IQ tests?>

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<You have a substantially wider standard deviation, we have a slightly higher average though part of that may be micronutrient deficiencies, there are various areas where there's a lot more divergence than that but they are all things like visual and spacial processing for Andalites or auditory processing for humans where you would expect the species to make a tremendous difference.>

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<Huh. Anybody ever run these tests on Yeerks or is it too noisy when there's hosts involved?>

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<Too noisy, I think. Also we are at this point working with a very restricted subset of Yeerks.>

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<Yeah. And the sample size of ones who went nothlit is very small.>

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<Yes. And will probably stay that way, given how many people want to be voluntary hosts...>

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<I've noticed you're all very perplexed by that.>

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<No Andalite would consider it. We know some species do, but it is - hard to fathom.>

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<It's emphatically not for me, but I've read through some of the anecdotes they use for advertising and people are getting a wide variety of stuff out of it.>

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<It is better than having to make all Yeerks go nothlit. I cannot comprehend why they would rather take over someone else's body than just have their own, but ->

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<It's pretty tempting to come up with some evolutionary psychology explanation.>

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<Fair enough. It still makes my skin crawl to even think about. And I do not think Matirin is at all okay and now they are advertising that they can help with weight loss and -> Sigh.

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<It seems silly for them to come up with new advertising strategies when they're already so popular. Maybe they want a wider selection or something. Is there anything that seems likely to help Matirin...?>

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<If the Yeerk were dead, probably.>

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<I asked Ristrell about that once, if she was going to do anything about - the entire category, I didn't single out the specific one - she said they don't get new hosts unless they do something particularly redeeming but she's not going to otherwise punish them.>

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<That is an eminently sensible policy, under the circumstances, and does not help.>

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<Yeah. I wish I could help. I wasn't half as wrecked over Astriss but ->

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<If she'd used your body to kill your sister?>

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<That's what I keep thinking. Astriss was, like, a best-case scenario in half a dozen ways and it still fucked me up.>

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<I do not know how to fix anything you cannot treat as an engineering problem and sometimes it is very very frustrating.>

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<Yeah. Finleran seems to be looking after him...>

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<That hurts too, that he is doing what Matirin's family should be able to do for him, if he still had one - Finleran did it to him first ->

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<I don't suppose you can treat resurrection like an engineering problem, I can't imagine where you'd start.>

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<Someday we might be able to scan peoples' brains thoroughly enough we could reconstruct them if they died. But there is no way to get back anyone who died before you had that, not with any conceivable technology, and I am not optimistic the Ellimist will suddenly turn out to be more than a fairy tale.>

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<No way to pivot off the way you can pilot morphed bodies from z-space or anything.>

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<If someone were in morph when they died, maybe we could hold out hope z-space preserved the brain somehow.>

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<...were any of the relevant people in morph?>

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<No.>

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<Damn. ..What's the Ellimist?>

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<Back before Andalites had worked out that the universe is made of atoms and obeys physical laws, we had legends about a race of unspeakably powerful beings, one of which had come to our world and taught us things. The Ellimist. Nigh-omnipotent with all that that obviously implies about its priorities - though in some versions of the myth there is an evil opposing version who stops the Ellimist from building paradises -

 

- stories. They are dead. They don't exist anymore. They're gone.>

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<I've always had that problem with stories about omnipotent beings.>

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<Yes, aside from postulating twice as much stuff there is no evidence for the 'good balanced by evil' myth is much more coherent.>

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<It seems like the universe is in a weird place to have been worked out as a compromise. Although I'm not sure what I'd expect from such a universe, so maybe it isn't after all.>

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<Also, at the time we thought fire was the height of inventive potential. We were just wrong, that is all there is to it.>

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<Nobody still believes the stories? Human religions have been surprisingly long-lived.>

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<People still - reference the stories. Some implausible coincidence will occur and they will giggle nervously and say it was the Ellimist. I suppose maybe some people believe then, but it is not as if the stories imply an afterlife, you would not take comfort in them alone - unless you are me, if omnipotence were physically possible then I could hold out hope they would not all be dead forever ->

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<Yeah.> Sigh.

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<I do not know what is taking the fleet so long. I keep wondering if perhaps they came over, shielded - noticed the mess - and bolted home for orders on how to handle it.>

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<It is kind of complicated around here. I suppose the most obvious thing from a cursory inspection might be the Tidepool ship on the moon? And the arcology they're working on? How hard is it, actually, to get anything usefully informative out of spying on the media, I bet it's tricky to tell fact from fiction or opinion if you're really short on context...>

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<They would at least notice that lots of people are morph-capable. I am slightly worried they will assume the whole system and an Escafil device fell into Yeerk hands, blow up the Moon at a minimum - but maybe they'll have sent someone competent, who knows ->

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<I'd hope they'd notice that the Moon would be a weird place to land if the Yeerks had categorically won.>

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<Yes, but - there's a war on, that's a Pool ship, fire - think later - Andalites are all very smart, does not mean some are not stupid ->

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<Maybe we should gouge in big letters on the moon "HEY ANDALITES THIS IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT LOOKS".>

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<Matirin's set all of our transponders to repeat an explanatory message beacon.>

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<Good, I like the way the moon looks without writing on it.>

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<And it would be embarrassing to have a giant glaring billboard of a reminder of the incompetence of our people.>

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<I was thinking the side of the moon that points away from the Earth but fair enough.>

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<I am grateful for the time, however mysterious the processes that let us have it.>

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<Me too.

It's so fucked up they're going to lock him up. Fucksake the irradiating the planet thing was my idea.>

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<They will lock you up too if you volunteer that.>

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<I wasn't planning to tell them. Although that's a really interesting opinion on jurisdiction they've got.>

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<Are human war criminals usually tried by people with jurisdiction? Often they end up operating with the authority of their jurisdiction.>

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<There's a universal jurisdiction provision for it but that's among nations who actually ever signed a thing. It is significantly weirder for party A to attack hitherto uncontacted party B, committing lots of things that constitute war crimes by party B's standards in the process, and a small faction of party C to arrive and assist party B in what we could fancifully describe as a consultant capacity if we wanted to stack the deck, and for this to result in party B being tried by the greater part of party C for violation of C's war crimes laws. I would probably complain if someone dragged me to the Hague but it would be a different complaint.>

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<What would the complaint be in that case? That you were right? Is that a defense?>

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<I'd have to look it up. It might actually be. ...Also I'm not sure setting off nukes in the upper atmo actually constitutes a war crime according to Earthly international law. China was technically the one who did it and nobody is dragging Chinese representatives to the Hague.>

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<The Pools, though.>

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<Might actually depend on whether the unhosted Yeerks counted as civilians or something. It's not like they put up white flags.>

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<They will say they are going after Matirin for detonating nuclear weapons on an inhabited planet, but it will really be the tech.>

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<Which is absolutely not an Earthly war crime. Ugh.>

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<If only Seerow had - I do not even know what it would have taken, for the Yeerks not to have started their wars of conquest ->

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<I'm spotty on the history there, the personalities involved...>

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<Seerow landed, thought the Gedds were the local sapients, learned that it was really mostly the Yeerks, and immediately set to teaching them everything the Andalites knew. Which is what I would have done too, really - well, might have thought to ask the Gedd what they wanted, but they are hard to communicate with and this was before good translation ->

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<My default I-wish is that this had been after morph tech. They seem to prefer having hosts but a lot of them settled for morphing...>

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<And more of them might have before decades of propaganda about an empire and how the Andalites just want to keep them down.>

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<Yeah. Ristrell has... a perspective... on Andalites, which is very bitterly uncharitable but interesting to hear about.>

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<Oh?>

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<It's sort of hard to summarize. And I think she likes you guys in particular all right. I think she sees the war as being substantially about the Andalites getting indignant about interspecies relations in which you are not legitimately one of the species involved, and then getting more indignant when you are? She was predicting that there would be a huge fuss about Alloran being put out of his misery and no one would care either way about the other hosts on the Blade ship who died and no one would wonder if there were any decent Yeerks on the Blade ship, and I said "were there?" and she said "perhaps I will list them for you when it has been a longer interval since my murder of my best friend".>

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<I am completely certain that is what Alloran would have wanted. Who was her best friend?>

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<She didn't want to talk about it past that. And yeah, I don't think she meant there would be angry fuss about him being put out of his misery, just, fuss.>

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<We went there hoping to do exactly what she did.>

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<Yeah.>

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<It is not that Andalites believe civilian lives are irrelevant, it is that the stakes are high enough that they do not change the correct course of action and it is counterproductive to be tormented over it every time.>

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<I think her complaint is that there was emotional energy spent on Alloran solely because he was an Andalite that wouldn't ever be afforded a random Hork-Bajir by stipulation just as upset about the whole thing. Mind, her favored solution seems to be for everyone to go on emotional energy emergency rationing protocols...>

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<Yes, she did not seem to have abundant reserves.>

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<She's made of about ninety percent sardonic bitterness, it's actually really impressive that she manages to retain substantial ethical opinions.>

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<I suppose being a non-despicable Yeerk would be terribly unpleasant.>

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<It sounds it. Also her host may or may not be constantly sexually harassing her. I think she doesn't want to switch because she's concerned about having a consistent face for the Earth media.>

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<Reasonable.> Sigh.

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<Yeah. I'm so glad she was there that would have sucked.>

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<It is possible someone would have made it into the weapons room or the control room, we were so close. But I wouldn't have wanted to bet on it, no - we made so many stupid mistakes - have not said so to Matirin because I am worried it would hurt him ->

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<Could have dropped off the box as a bird without an ear canal or something.>

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<There are birds without ear canals?>

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<Maybe not birds? There are animals without ear canals, presumably.>

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<Snakes. Came up when I was suggesting things for Taxxons to be.>

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<Might have been hard to deliver the Escafil device as a snake, but would have been better than ->

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<They might've had some contingency for that too,> Bella points out.

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<I very much doubt they can force a demorph.>

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<Yeah. If nothing else Ristrell would probably have mentioned it by now.>

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<And it would surprise me that it had never been deployed.>

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<Could've been new.>

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<The gas was. Used to be you'd have a warning ->

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<Yeah.> Pause. <Time?>

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<One Earth hour and thirty seven minutes. We can head in if you would like, we both have a lot to do.>

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<Probably a good idea. It's nice to get up in the air now and then though, best stressbuster.>

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So they head back.

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And Bella goes back to work.

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It is getting clearer with time what constructive quasi-commercial quasi-diplomatic agreements with human governments look like and which ones are unconstructive. They renegotiate accordingly. Cayaldwin comes out with a box variant that snaps you back to your default form after two hours instead of leaving you nothlit; he does it mostly as a proof of concept, as it is not obvious which approach is safer. He thinks with some tinkering he could drag the limit out to two and a half hours, but that hardly seems a valuable angle compared to an actual solution. 

Matirin works very diligently and very efficiently and shudders violently every few minutes and otherwise does not move at all. 

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Every now and then Bella asks again if there's anything she could do for him in case such a thing has occurred to him recently.

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<I do not think so.

 

 

I keep wanting to talk to the Yeerk but that is probably both impossible and unwise.>

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"...talking to Astriss helped but it was. Really really different."

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<Just a little.>

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"I should probably stop comparing."

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<Why was talking with her helpful?>

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"She was - she knew she'd fucked up the second she was in and she was - intensely sincere about wanting to fix it? Not to the point where she'd have done anything she thought would actually kill her - or me, she didn't want it to end up with me dead either, she liked me and would've been forfeiting the chance for me to ever recover if she let me go enough that I could've bit my suicide capsule - but she really was planning to sneak off and come out and hope I took a deep breath before I did anything irrevocable, if she could've. She wanted me to know she didn't mean to hurt me. She was sad about being a nothlit but she didn't want to ever get stuck like that again. ...Also she is literally four years old. I'm... assuming yours wasn't like that."

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<We did not interact, I actually have no idea. I suppose I could construct a sympathetic story that encompassed all his actions but it would be a stretch.>

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"Well, one of the reasons I'm assuming yours wasn't like that is because Astriss was basically perpetually apologizing and begging me to calm down just for a second the whole time she was in."

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<Mine wanted me permanently, he was very disappointed when his commander ordered him to turn me over to someone higher-ranking. That is just about all I know - maybe could have picked up more, if I'd been thinking instead of screaming ->

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"I consider myself exceptional at DIY mental management and I didn't manage to stop screaming."

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<And I had every reason to assume that was it, forever, while I watched Earth and then the rest of the universe fall to them, while my thoughts helped make that happen ->

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"Yeah."

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<But maybe if I'd managed anyway I would have gotten something else off him. I do not - I do not - I wonder a lot what he thinks of the whole thing, beyond disappointment that he did not get to keep doing it ->

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"It's possible he isn't disappointed now that he knows what was going on? - I wouldn't, wouldn't count on it, but it's possible."

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<At the time I wanted to slowly torture him to death. Now I want him dead but - fast would be fine. If I knew more about him maybe it would be all right with me that he is swimming around there somewhere with the memory of everything I have ever felt or done ->

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"Do amnestics work after this much time -?"

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<No.>

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"Did that window elapse on the trip back or should I be kicking myself for forgetting to ask Ristrell -"

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<It is less than a day, and she was - already inclined towards an interpretation of us which that request would have exacerbated ->

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"Huh?"

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<She thought that we were excessively - concerned with harms to Andalites over harms to anyone else, and inclined to trample the rights of others for convenience, and believing ourselves entitled to special treatment. And asking for that specific Yeerk to be administered something to forget about it would probably have been an absurd inconvenience - I do not think you could do it at all without hosting him - and would have convinced her all the further of that view of us. It was not worth it. I am functional.>

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"...she does think that - but - I don't know - she's against involuntary hosting and I don't think it's abstract - the opportunity's past I guess this isn't productive."

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<She is unlikely to let me kill him.>

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"Probably."

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<And soon enough it won't even matter whether I am functional.>

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"What are Andalite prisons even like - human ones mostly suck, I'm trying to get more Scandinavian styles popular elsewhere but people are jerks -"

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<Perfectly pleasant. Think the Dome, but open to the sky. It is more that I am keeping myself going right now with the knowledge that I want all these things to be accomplished and if I get lost in nightmares they will not happen, and once I cannot tell myself that I do not know what happens.>

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"...mm. Visitation?"

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<My family is dead and everyone else I care about is here with more important things to do.>

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"- and it takes ages to get there. Ugh."

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<It seems - obscene - to be sad about being bored when almost everyone I care about has irrevocably stopped existing.>

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"...I'm fairly sure you wouldn't hold anybody else to that standard of obscenity, am I wrong?"

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<I don't hold other people to any standards at all.>

 

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"- huh?"

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<What I said. I mostly treat things people do as - information about how I can do right by them and do right by other people with them, I do not compare the way they are to the way I think they ought to be, or the way I would expect myself to be. Take them as they come, I suppose.>

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"Huh."

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<That's why if I met the Yeerk I would probably stop wanting to kill it. I like most people, no matter how awful, once I understand what they need and what it would mean to do right by them.>

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"They do have a way to sort of type, in the pools. You could talk to it without it having to be hosted or anything if that would help. I can't imagine Ristrell minding if you correspond."

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<I might ask her if it is interested.>

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"I hope it helps. If you do it. If you don't do it I will hope it would have been a waste of time."

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<I appreciate it. How are you doing?>

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"I'm getting a lot done. People are starting to know I exist and find it awkward that I don't have a formal job title and they can't decide if I work for you or you work for me and that's not even touching the weird fanfiction."

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<...weird fanfiction? And we can give you a formal job title, even if we are waiting another year or two for the office to have the weight that would make Ruler of Earth credible.>

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"You probably don't want to read the weird fanfiction. I'm not sure there are any job titles from which the promotion to Ruler of Earth or whatever I call myself in that capacity would seem really natural..."

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<The primary candidate would be chief executive officer of Andalite philanthropic and commercial enterprises on Earth. Still a little bit of a stretch. I do not have time to read weird fanfiction but also I think lack context on what it even is - fanfiction? As in machine-generated?>

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"No, people write it. It is written about things that people are fans of. Usually the things are themselves fictional too but not always."

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Tail-shrug. <Anyway, I can announce your title. I suppose it technically will not settle who answers to who, but it sounds important and everything.>

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"It does."

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He writes to Tide. He is interested in corresponding with the Yeerk who infested him during the last battle of the fight for Earth.

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The communications officer for Tide provides him a bounce code which will send messages to that individual's poolside account.

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He writes <This is Matirin. I am curious about you.>

 

He leaves it at that, sends it, goes and does something less obviously a waste of time.

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A few hours later there's an answer: What do you want to know?

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Personality, career trajectory, life ambitions, did you enjoy yourself...

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I don't really know how to summarize personalities, especially mine. I don't have much in the way of a career right now. Used to be supply logistics.

Sort of.

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Oh?

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I liked the eyes.

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I don't have the time to go to the Moon or the spare political capital to bother you if I got there, and I reached out to you because I thought the more I knew about you the less it would bother me that you were alive. You don't have to be particularly careful. 

 

Just that?

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And running was nice. Hork-Bajir can go fast but only in trees. And the way you figured out Finleran knew I was there instantly even though you were barely paying attention, I don't think that's even just an Andalite thing.

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A lot of Yeerks have made it clear that just morphing an Andalite would not be appealing. I do not think I understand why. You would get the eyes, and the running, and not the inference but that's just a me thing.

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I'd take it if it was on offer. I think most of them don't want to be alone.

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Someone screaming and pleading in your head is more fun? Have you tried pairing Yeerks? One becomes a nothlit Andalite, the other one keeps him company?

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I know somebody who did that, except human because they wanted to learn ballet. I guess it's better than nothing. I don't think I'd mind being alone but I didn't get in on the Resistance before it was fashionable so I don't get to prove it.

It's nothing to do with what you're thinking moment to moment, or at least it doesn't unless they get along really well, it's the knowing people thing. You get it for free, I guess.

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Not for free. I fought alongside Finleran for eighty years, I cared about him, I worked very hard for a long time to do right by him, that is how I got to the point of understanding him well enough to know him in the sense you mean. I am not sure I would want to skip that part even if I could. Definitely I would not want to skip the 'caring about them, and investing myself in doing right by them' part.

Knowing people and knowing how badly you are harming them sounds - torturous, honestly. 

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It bothers some people. Not most of us.

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Obviously. 

 

 

Why did you kill my brother, didn't they want more hosts?

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Sub-Visser said not to risk you. Didn't know how long he'd hesitate.

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Do you remember everything you learn about a person even after you leave them?

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Not all of it.

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Which parts?

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Less episodic and more procedural. Languages are easy. I'd recognize most of the people you knew if I ran into them but I wouldn't know quite all their names. If I morphed an Andalite I could probably tie with you in a tailfight most of the time. The personality stays.

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(He asks Finleran to spend more time sparring with him. Maybe in some different style.)

 

That is all I wanted to know. Are you curious about anything? Presumably not about me, because.

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Long delay.

They gave me the job because my host wanted to die and when I took it it meant he got to.

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And you, what, wanted that for him? If it could happen in a way that didn't set you back any?

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Yeah.

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Did you not think through the part where your new host would definitely want to die?

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It didn't seem definite. A lot of them don't. It was different, anyway.

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I do not think I understand.

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You wanted it differently. He was just really tired.

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How long had it been?

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Me for six years, somebody else for ten before that.

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How old are you?

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Nineteen.

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What age do Yeerks consider adulthood?

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We stop growing when we're about ten months old. There's not any other particular milestone for it.

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Thank you for speaking with me.

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You're welcome.

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And when he next gets the chance, he tells Bella, <think it helped.>

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"Good."

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<Thank you for the suggestion.>

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"You're welcome."

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<I can show you the conversation if you are interested.>

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"- if that wouldn't be intrusive."

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<My sense of what is intrusive has been recalibrated.>

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"...uh."

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<So therefore I no longer find it such, even if once I might have. There is no point reconstructing and trying to be who I was before this war, Bella. I have given it some thought.>

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"...if you say so."

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He sends her the chat logs.

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"I wonder why it doesn't bother most of them. Especially if it's cultural."

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<There are lots of societies that participate in horribly cruel systems but usually the cruelty is much more out of sight.>

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"Yeah. Maybe they just - desensitize near-instantly or something."

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<Maybe. 

 

 

I find it upsetting that it is possible to know people the way I do without caring about them.>

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"It's not quite the way you do, though."

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<The standard Yeerk way isn't. But he got - me. The personality sticks, he said, the procedural knowledge does...>

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"So maybe in a year or three he'll have particular nuanced appreciations of whoever he hangs out with. If your procedural knowledge extends to blind slugs talking to other blind slugs. I'm not sure you should expect it to - recurse - and you don't work instantly -"

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<Or cross the species barrier particularly well. I still do not have across-the-board better than average human social competence.>

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"I think most of that is context rather than skill at this point unless you're spackling over a lot of failures to read body language and I'm not noticing, or something, but yeah. So I don't think this should lead to that conclusion."

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<It worked, anyway, in the sense I like him and want him to be happy and while I'd still sleep better if he were dead I do not think I would kill him if he were in front of me.>

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"...okay. Good."

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<You find the liking people thing disconcerting on multiple levels. I am - sorry?>

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"It's... not the avenue by which I avoid wishing people dead," she says. "I'm using really different architecture for that."

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<My generic desire for good things for all beings does not extend to Yeerks who used my body to murder people I care about, so I am stuck with fallback ones.>

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"I'm not saying you shouldn't think of things that way or anything."

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Shrug. Shudder. 

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<If you have thoughts, they are vanishingly unlikely to hurt my feelings.>

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"My thoughts're partly irrelevant mental tangent about what liking people even means - I was accused once by a school acquaintance of not liking people, at all ever, which I think implies a useless but not actually incoherent definition of the word - and partly noticing you're still twitchy."

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<I did not expect that bit to be responsive to polite conversation with the Yeerk. You definitely like people a lot less than I do, which has advantages - people find it more flattering to be liked by someone who is very selective about it - and disadvantages, I can sit through weeks of tax negotiations and find them positively energizing because I like the people I'm talking with and like spending time with them.


And really? No one? Under what definition?>

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"- well, except myself, although in context it being acknowledged that I like myself was not a compliment. I only even remember this conversation without looking it up because Andi clobbered the girl in the shoulder with a math textbook over it. The accusatory fifth-grader in question didn't produce anything like a philosophical defense of her position but if I define words to make her as right as possible I guess a lot of people like some not particularly definable essence-of-person? Which they - access or think they do - by actually interacting with them and learning things, but will tend to persist even if all the relevant traits change over time. I don't seem to do that."

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<Whereas you would like yourself even if all your traits changed, but only because you trust the processes that would make your traits change?>

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"- yes exactly."

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Tail-nod. <I think you are going to be an excellent ruler of Earth, Bella.>

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"Thanks. For the vote of confidence and the planet."

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<All in one piece, even, whatever we paid for it.>

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"...slightly dented."

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<The Yeerk does not remember all the names. I do. I am sort of glad of that.>

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"You have a thing about names."

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<I face a lot of pointless death, and a lot of situations in which I have to  ignore considerations of causing pointless death. I do not think it is psychologically healthy to just act like the Yeerks did not kill eighty million people to open negotiations, and it would not be healthy to spend all my time crying at the shoreline, so - what I can do is remember that the reason why any of it matters is because people matter, I can avoid letting the number get so big that it stops feeling like it's made up of people at all, I can keep the picture in my head high-enough resolution to remind me any time what it is that happened. And I think if I died it would make me happy that someone remembered me.>

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Nod. "I don't know how you remember so many of them though."

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<At home I just got by on having an aptitude for it; when the circumstances necessitated it be eighty million I asked Cayaldwin what the storage on the language chip was, coded it in as a language - lets you do associated definitions and an overlay when you see the object, for when you're learning the language, so I did overlays with faces if I had them and definitions with some personal information.>

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"...wow."

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<Couple people have come up to me in person, with names, and I can say 'oh, yes, your sister wrote in about them too, she said your grandfather loved toffee and your grandmother'll be pleased so long as in Heaven the Buccaneers occasionally have a winning season' and it is easily worth the time - people like knowing that they matter ->

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"...people are going to be upset when you go even if you tell them you've been reassigned to something cool."

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<Yes. I am worried I have not been managing that as responsibly as I should have because it, well, fills the void, being adored by the whole world and solving their problems for them. I can encourage someone else into the spotlight but any Andalites I do that to are going to have a harder time selling the 'it was all Matirin, we had no idea' line.>

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"I'm honestly not sure how you plan to sell that even under optimal conditions."

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<I know these people. They are going to be firstly terrified and second embarrassed. Terrified that Earth will become the new scourge of the galaxy, embarrassed because they trusted me, everyone trusted me, I was going to be the youngest person on the High Council since back when our life expectancy was a hundred forty. They are going to come to me and want me to make their problem go away and if I give them a narrative that hits the right points in our legal framework and offer to go quietly and make it non-embarrassing and promise that everyone else is positioned to make Earth not a scourge but an eager new Andalite ally and tourism destination - the morphs, the food - 

- they will leap at the chance to not have a nasty, protracted public exploration of why every Andalite who landed on this world decided to throw our own people and our orders and our honor into the nearest large body of water. They will leap at the chance to return with the news that Matirin got too arrogant and overreached himself and humbly apologizes.>

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"Wow, I can't wait to have strong incentives to be really diplomatic with these folks."

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<Mind, I would put them through that embarrassing protracted mess if I thought it would change enough minds. But it will not. Not fast enough. What will change minds is Earth thriving, and I need to leave you the assets to do that, and my people are some of those assets.>

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Sigh. "What's my line, when they show up - 'hello, I rule the Earth for, oh, no reason, your war criminal definitely hasn't been installing co-war-criminals in positions of power' -"

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<Probably 'oh, Andalites, we are so grateful for Andalites, we admire them so much, Matirin said maybe Andalites could come and visit and try food. Have you tried food? You really should.'>

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"I will make sure to have lots of food lined up so I can distract them as many times as need be. Thank goodness for our biosphere and our inventive refinement of brassica vegetables. None of them are going to wonder why a rather young human whose contribution to the discussion amounts to 'have an hors d'oeuvre' and who has no conventional claim on power seems to have a lot of it? Not if I introduce them to the miraculous sardine-on-toast?"

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<They are not likely to have expectations about who has a claim on power, they are definitely going to preferentially interact with people who admire them and are eager to meet them and act very unlikely to be a scourge of the galaxy - they may end up thinking they put you in power, actually - 

 

- I wonder if you would get my ability to read Andalites if you morphed Yeerk and tried ->

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"Wow what a decidedly hypothetical question."

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<I am going to be way more messed up by Andalite-human contact being an unmitigated disaster than by another dose of that, but I can probably teach you the long way, they keep not showing up. So, Andalites who get promoted tend to be very procedural and very concerned with how they will defend their actions to their command and in terms of the values of our people. There are no first contact procedures, they will be very guidable, and once they have worked with you a while they will be inclined to believe you that you are the person to work with because otherwise they have to go navigate all that without any guidance all over again.>

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"Why aren't there first contact procedures?"

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<Well, there are some, they are just very bad fits for the situation. Earth is neither a previously uncontacted society or one under Yeerk threat or one they should be afraid to approach.>

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"Fair enough. So I'm underinformed and mysteriously influential pay no attention to the employment history not behind the curtain, I provide a simplified guide-to-humans cheat sheet so they get used to taking cues from me, I'm delighted to see them, hoping to see more of them - very admiring of their shiny technology or is that a sore spot?"

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<Depends who, a lot of the detail handling depends who, I am hoping I will still have a fair bit of freedom of movement or that if I don't Finleran will ->

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Nod.

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<It is an option.>

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"I am not a Yeerk and will not insta-desensitize or whatever it is they do, you know."

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<If it will hurt you that is a reason not to.>

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Tail-swish. <Talik used to get mad at me for this kind of thing.>

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"It is a frustrating kind of thing."

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<I do not think I would find it frustrating in someone else? But I would also know what they actually needed, that probably makes a difference...>

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"Yeah," she says. "I have no idea what you need."

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<I need it to all have been worth it. I need Earth to thrive. I need you to grow into the galactic cosmopolitans that I regretfully had to tell you did not exist, when we first met. I need young Andalites in a few decades to read the history and wonder how it went so right if I was so wrong. I need to get the news in prison and be able to feel irrepressibly smug. And I need not to feel like if I'd given any more of myself back when I was firing the rockets that set this unknowable trajectory - 

- and I like the idea of giving that particular skill to people, I'd give it out in a heartbeat if the mechanism were anything different -

- and I would definitely still be a wreck over it, it is very understandable not to want it for that reason ->

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"I'll do my very best to send you the most smugness-inducing media of all time," she murmurs, and - "- If it works like you're thinking at all it would work quickly. And they keep not showing up. Let's - see how much you can tell me the long way and if it's crunch time and I'm incompetent and we're really wedged - maybe revisit it then - when you soon enough won't have to have me around all the time."

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So in between expanding universal basic income and fixing legal issues that arise from morphing and signing new treaties that further blur the line between a corporation and a world government and building Andalite-modern infrastructure in cities rather discombobulated by much of their citizenry now being capable of flight -

- he talks her through Andalite contact procedures and who she might meet and what signals of credibility they will look for and what Andalite media will pick up on, once they are here, and how to handle this contingency and that one -

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She takes extremely diligent notes almost as though not feeling obliged to do psychological harm to someone she likes were at stake. She flings herself into work like she expects it to catch her, and it sort of does. She makes sure to hang out with Cayaldwin sometimes. She gets better at hiring people and delegating things and managing staff; one of her legal attachés starts calling her "Imperatrix" as a joke, and it catches on.

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(Andi starts a moderately popular Youtube channel on which she morphdances.)

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The Andalite fleet makes its dazzling arrival five years after the end of the war.

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Many dazzle. Very delight. Wow. Bella strategically places edibles in most rooms of HQ.

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They land over the ocean, Dome ships floating on the waves, and then send smaller ships for Beijing. Their technology has improved since this share of the fleet broke off for Earth; the ships are sleeker and faster and hover. When they sweep into Beijing, obnoxiously close to the ground, Finleran is distinctly envious of that handling.

 

<Convenient they came here> Matirin says. <You can go out and do the 'welcome' routine, and it will occur to people to wonder why you are doing it but after everything they should not wonder too much. Imperatrix Isabella.>

 

 

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"Okay. Here goes nothing."

She goes out, smiling, assuming they've done enough surveillance to know that smiles are friendly.

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They have! And to get the general idea from being approached by an important person and her retinue (Matirin points staff members at appropriate places to be a retinue.) And they are here belatedly, they say, because the Yeerks have been defeated here and the need for them was more desperate elsewhere, but it is urgent that they understand what transpired in the war for Earth, who should they speak to about that?

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Well, she's Imperatrix Isabella and she's happy to invite them in where they can talk to her and also Matirin and hear all about it. She understands entirely about the delay but she's so glad they're here, Earthlings are quite enthralled by Andalites, everyone will be so glad to have visitors. Come in, come in, would you like to acquire these convenient humans and try human morphs? You'll need to wear clothes in such morphs as a matter of local custom (she adds, lowering her voice so the retinue doesn't hear).

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A few of them will try human morphs. Everyone else is still a little twitchy. Some people mutter questions - how does she know so much about Andalites, what has Matirin been doing, why didn't anyone report back after the war, what has she been told - but go silent on a single-eye glance from their commanders, who are not asking any questions of the humans, who seem lovely.

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Humans are acquirable. Have some clothes. They work like this. Feel free to help yourself to any of the comestibles, Bella recommends the almond cookies particularly. There's a lawn with a few benches to accommodate humans and human-shaped people right this way that will make a suitable conference room, if they'll just follow her. She hopes they had a pleasant trip?

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They did. They fail to properly appreciate being offered a lawn-conference-room because it does not occur to them humans might usually do anything else. They are impressed with humans; this is a nice setup for such a primitive species.

(Comestibles: wow. This suffices as an hour's distraction.)

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There is easily an hour's worth of comestibles. If any of the Andalites who didn't try morphing human would like to do so now, they do still have lots of people willing to be acquired around.

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They should probably get a full account of the war and the conduct of the Andalites present here before they get distracted, but very kind of her. 

 

Matirin asks to deliver this account privately. He walks off with the commander of the new arrivals; they brush against each other comfortably.

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Bella leaves them to that.

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They are at it for a while. Everyone else walks around and tries comestibles and try making noises with their mouths. 'Bella' is pretty pronounceable; by 'Isabella' they have trouble getting all the sounds out straight ('isela', 'ibisella' 'ibibella') and 'Imperatrix' is fascinatingly difficult.

 

The commander comes back and fetches a few other people off to talk.

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<I have just been asked,> he reports <if there is any way to just take all the technology away and forget it ever happened.>

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Bella can't reply by thoughtspeak without morphing and doesn't want to startle the Andalites. Presumably he already knows: there really really is not. That would go beyond "logistical nightmare" all the way to "you would have to actually be magic".

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He does know that; he sounds amused and frustrated, not 'contemplating trying it'.

 

He leads with the news of their losses: these Andalites all died honorably in the war, and have been avenged. And then with the news you can kill Yeerks but not humans by irradiating the planet: perhaps there are other worlds where the Andalites could deploy that strategy, or refine it to be even better-targeted. Earth nations happened to already have enormous nuclear arsenals.  Most planets that could be approached in this manner do not have nuclear technology yet, so the Andalites should develop a nice refined way to do it. Such a clean victory.

Yes, it is odd that humans had abundantly more nuclear weapons than needed to irradiate their entire planet. Humans have only recently grown out of a violent and savage past - but that was a chapter in Andalite history, as well, yes? He believes that humans with time and guidance will become as wise and good as Andalites. (Earth: surprisingly advanced; he is leaning on that somewhat aggressively because it will permit them to minimize the magnitude of the leak if they are so inclined.) Humans already had primitive computing, which they were improving with all the enthusiasm of an early-computing-era civilization and the nearly unprecedented industrial base. They had dreadful computer security, such that the Andalites could easily acquire all the resources they needed, after which the Andalites secretly installed better security protocols so the Yeerks could not similarly take advantage.

They only flinch a little when he makes that claim: it bends the law, but does not break it. If they knew his method was 'release a lot of cryptography papers and keep breaking into their systems and explaining how until they adopted better ones' it would be a disaster, but they can assume he achieved it some other way. 

He is not going to be able to talk around the fact there were human collaborators during the war and are voluntary hosts now, and that is the most potentially disastrous of the secrets he is standing on, so he introduces that one first. Gently. Deficient humans sometimes want Yeerks to help them redress their deficiencies; it is a symbiotic relationship, and the Yeerk cannot use the host to target others. Humans are a primitive species but not a weak or a naive one and will react badly if the Andalites try to disrupt their symbiotic relationships. And there are enough deficient humans that any Yeerk trustworthy with a voluntary host could be given a human one, a solution clearly preferable to Yeerk genocide.

(They nod. He is relieved.)

And then he tells of the Yeerk decision to destroy Earth. Nothing could be stronger proof that Earth must be made to thrive; the Yeerks saw that it would be an unstoppable Andalite ally and were ready to see it reduced instead to ashes. He tells of the desperate mission to destroy the Pool and Blade ships, of the success thanks to the Yeerk Resistance who admired the superior wisdom and goodness of the Andalites, came to their aid, and sought their guidance. He tells of how the Resistance proved themselves sincere in this desire, and how the Andalites agreed to guide them, and how they all had voluntary hosts now whose ongoing cooperation was confirmed every three days, and were imprisoning all the other Yeerks in their Moon-based Pool. 

This, too, goes over reasonably well.

 

And then he confesses that he betrayed the laws of Seerow's Kindness, seeing the humans slowly dying of cancer and knowing it in his power to save them with the decoy one-shot Escafil devices he had used for the Pool ship mission. He judged humans unworthy of a slow death of illness, after their valor in fighting back the Yeerks despite the technological supremacy of their foes. He judged them safe. It was not his judgment to make; he made it anyway. Humanity has morph.

 

This, of course, does not go over well. He stands with all eyes down and his tail curled around them and waits while they sputter in horror and confusion and what-will-we-tell-people - your decision, personally -

- yes, Matirin tells them, my decision, personally, known to no others until they saw it on the news. I acted unlawfully; I betrayed the trust of our people. 

(And they ask if it can be taken back, which he reports to Bella, and they pace and lash and worry and -)

<Had you died, I would keep this a secret, so your name would be remembered with honor. But you live.>

<Yes> Matirin says. <Would you have me seek my death in repentance?>

<It would be one way forward.>

<It will be ill-received on Earth; they trust and adore us, and believe that we can do no wrong and have done no wrong. The faith of Earth in the greatness of our people is important to me to preserve.>

<And will a trial preserve it?>

<The trial could be a secret. Greet Earth, supervise it from a distance, they are a good people ->

<Seerow thought ->

<I am not Seerow> says Matirin. <Has my judgment in people ever been in error?>

<...come home. We will decide what to do there.>

<Yes, Commander.>

 

 

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(Bella smiles at the Andalites who are not party to this conversation. She is very admiring and friendly. She steps delicately through the topic of voluntary Yeerk hosts, she's pretending that Tide is only independent as far as humans are concerned but she's a human so she can refer to Sovereign Ristrell and reassure everyone about the consent protocols. Try the moon cakes.)

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<Should all go over fine> he reports.

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Good. Still can't answer without morphing.

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The newly arrived Andalites would like to make some public statements. Matirin suggests that the Imperatrix help formulate those. 

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The Imperatrix would be delighted to help formulate messages that will be maximally clear to human audiences! What do the Andalites want to say?

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...Matirin's leaving. And they are going to park a few ships in orbit to supervise the supposedly-friendly Yeerks and ensure they do not stage a renewed attempt at conquest. And the human planet is lovely and they will enjoy their stay.

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Oh, gosh, the humans will be so sad that Matirin is leaving. Where is he going. Will he be able to receive mail.

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He is going back to the Andalite homeworld and should be able to receive mail just fine. 

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People will want to know what he will be doing on the homeworld. He's very popular, you see, people will worry.

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Does she have any suggestions on how to ensure that they don't worry too much.

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Maybe Matirin should be the one to tell them that he's going and what he will be doing there. (Since Andalites can do no wrong, of course Bella does not imagine for a moment that what he will be doing is time.) That would help people feel better.

Also, Tide and Sovereign Ristrell have good reputations among humans (humans love rebels winning victories against evil empires, Josefa's very photogenic, and Ristrell pulled the trigger against Visser Three, who was responsible for the Atlantic attack) so while humans would love love love Andalites to hang out and do tourism and eat food and pet zoo animals and be present as defensive reinforcement, it will certainly go better if they say they're there in case the Empire sends forces, rather than if their Tidal friends turn on them. Anyone who's worried about Tide will certainly be able to make the inference that the Andalite presence will be just as good for defending against Tide as the Empire.

She encourages them to list their favorite things about Earth. Especially if the lists will include some things that aren't food; humans like to think they're a little more well-rounded.

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They take these suggestions seriously. Matirin can explain that he is leaving, and they can make an appearance to announce they will be defending Earth and Tide against the Yeerk Empire.

 

They have not seen much of Earth yet; would she like to impress them with some things they can mention during later interviews?

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Of course! They can go on a tour! Here's Malawi. She's very proud of Malawi. Here are pretty landscapes, particularly grassy ones. Here's the Hork-Bajir preserve. (Try a maple candy.) Here is some of the prettier human architecture. Do any of them like estreen performances, because that's starting to become popular on Earth too and she can recommend one in particular which has recently gone from Internet video to live shows (and should be real fuckin' impressive from the perspective of people with about a quarter of Andi's morph capacity). Here are some movies which shouldn't require too much cultural context. (Popcorn is traditional. So's soda.) Here is Earth music.

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They shuffle a bit awkwardly at the humans-morphing thing but then are sufficiently awed to almost stop being awkward around it. They cannot really appreciate the movie while blissed-out on popcorn.

 

 

Matirin makes the rounds on Earth media to explain that the Andalites have seen, in Earth's triumph, hopes for ending the war against the Yeerks entirely, and that as an Andalite warrior he goes where he is needed. He cannot say where exactly he will be for military secrecy reasons but he will get their letters, if they write, and he will remember their names, and it has been a joy to spend time on Earth and an honor to be of service to its people.

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(Andi's really cut out to be a pro estreen. She's good at dancing as well as morphing and can drag out her morph capacity into an hourlong show at this point, playing with colors and patterns and feathers and horns and stealing other species' flexibility and nimbleness.)

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The humans are sad that Matirin is going but they will totally write him letters. (...Bella warns him that the letters will probably taper off after a bit. Humans are fickle creatures and celebrities come and go all the time, however intensely emotional people are about it when it happens.)

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<That is not a problem. You have what you need to succeed here, that is what matters.>

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"I'm not planning to convert Earth's well-being into a letter-writing campaign, just thought I should forewarn you."

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<If I get absolutely no notice of how Earth is doing I will be a little sad, but I should weather a decrease in volume just fine.>

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"Okay."

Sigh.

"I'm going to miss you."

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<Nonsense, you will be far too busy.> Pause. <Andalites really do not have the upper body strength for hugging but I could try with the tail?>

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She laughs. "There's not a minimum squishing requirement for a hug, really, but go ahead." Hug.

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<I have total confidence in you.>

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"Thanks."

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<Look after my brother for me?>

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"I'll do my best."

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The Andalites tour. The Andalites admire. The Andalites are blown away by Andi. The Andalites release a Bella-crafted public statement. 

 

And the Andalites leave. 

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(Well, except for the ones loitering in orbit. Bella hashes out tourism-friendly formalities so those can come and go without needing Imperatrix escort every time. And the ones Matirin covered for enough that they can stay. She makes time for catching up with Cayaldwin once or twice every week.)

(Her level of authority is somewhere vague within the triangle of "sorta like the Secretary General of the UN except no one can remember how she got that way", "planetary ambassador, because Tide and the Andalites seem to think she is", and "enough interpersonal influence with enough people and factions that if that doesn't cut it she can make it happen anyway". More people know Matirin's name than hers; but the important people know her.)

(Earth's economy is a thing of frenzied beauty. It flings itself at space travel, at galactic-warfare-quality weaponry. Bella manages to make sure that most of it is international, if not invariably global: China and the EU. Malawi-and-friends and India. The US and Australia and Japan. Tide helps. People go up and serve as hosts for noncousins on the Moon in exchange for galactic-quality engineering educations from their passengers.)

(Bella collects all of Matirin's mail and sends it along.)

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He writes back, sends videos, implies that he cannot share anything because it is classified but that he has found a few hours to set aside to answer enquiries from Earth. 

 

The news breaks back home. Everyone is shocked and horrified. His mother comes to visit him in prison and clings to him and cries; he has not seen her in a long time, he is uncertain for a little while whether she is angry at him, but when she pulls herself together she says <do you think it was the right decision?>

<Yes.>

<Then I am proud of you. And sad that progress here could not have happened fast enough.>

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And he makes a breakthrough on the nothlit problems and publishes some papers and three other people build on that and the next time he sees Bella he is prancing around excitably - we'll have it before the year is out -

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"Really? Awesome - how comprehensively does it work -?"

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<First prototype will just be a new morphing box that stabilizes the link differently so future people who get morphing can nothlit reversibly, just touch a second box. I am sure I can find a solution for people who are currently nothlit already or have the old-flavor morphing but that will be harder to do safely - at this pace still within the decade, though - we are all going to live forever, ten years ago I would have been so thrilled ->

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"It's still amazing," she says firmly.

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<Well, yes.> Swish swish swish.

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"It turns out I am qualified to nominate people for Nobel prizes, but only the Peace one, not the Physics one, what a pity..."

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<Hopefully they will think of the idea on their own. 

 

We should switch out all the cubes as soon as we have it, maybe tell people now that they might want to wait...>

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"I'll write up the press release - it'd be convenient if you have the projected specs written up neatly and send me those -"

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<Can do!>

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"Awesome. I am very pro-living-forever and pro-not-having-to-be-anxious-about-the-time-whenever-in-morph. And it'll be nice for all those people who did actually lose track of time and get stuck."

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<Yes. And Tide should be happy about the nothlit Yeerks getting to be Controller Yeerks again.>

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"They will, yes. Especially since they'll be able to morph cousins and get the rad protection."

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<I will write my brother.>

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"I'm sure he'll be glad to hear it."

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<Mmhmm.

 

 

Our people do not deserve him.>

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"I agree."

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They develop and prototype and test a new Escafil device that reversibly stabilizes the z-space bond at the limit. They start mass manufacturing that version. Matirin writes that he is proud of them.

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Bella writes that she nominated Ristrell for the peace prize on the theory that lots of people would probably nominate Matirin and it would be tacky to nominate herself. She's right, at least about the first thing. Matirin wins. Pity he can't collect in person. Would he like Bella to pick it up for him? What does he want done with the prize money?

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Sure, Bella can collect the prize. She can figure out what to do with the money, too, how are the tests of basic income going?

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They're going really well, although detractors say this is only because the economy is doing well for unrelated reasons. Ecuador is next. Money is fungible but she's probably going to let out that his prize money is being put toward that.

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He can totally record a video to that effect if it is helpful. How is Ristrell, is she tolerating Andalite supervision okay?

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Ristrell and the Andalites mostly don't talk directly to each other. Bella has a few staff specifically dedicated to enabling them to continue not to talk directly to each other; it seems best if Ristrell doesn't have to put on a show of being awed by Andalite wisdom.

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Yes. That does seem best. He asks after a few other pet projects and mentions that Andi's morph shows are the talk of the Andalite homeworld.

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Andi is having a truly marvelous time being a professional estreen. Since she can't really practice and perform on the same day, she does a lot of choreography and a lot of patting exotic animals. Her most popular routine is called "Birds", followed by one with a lot of cat family morphs and morph blends and some gymnastics thrown in, but she thinks the butterfly one is going to blow them both away. A few other people have turned up with estreen talents in the growing morph-capable human population and there's one who's doing Youtube shows now, she might do something collaborative at some point.

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She has a standing invitation to come to the Andalite homeworld, though it is kind of awkward how the Andalite homeworld so enjoying her morphing also very much wishes she could not do it.

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How long would it take to get there?

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About a month.

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That's kiiiiinda a long time, although she's a little tempted just to pick up morphs from there. Maybe when she's more established and can be away for that long without people forgetting she exists. ...Also, like, aren't they pretending that they don't know where Matirin is, does that mean they couldn't even hang out.

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Yeah. Maybe someone will bring some Andalite animals to Earth.

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They're certainly welcome to take Earth animals to the Andalite homeworld. Including - especially, even - endangered ones that don't get along very well with high background radiation and could benefit from captive breeding programs elsewhere. Bella finds zoos that would be delighted to receive a return favor.

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Animals are exchanged. Andalites are so excited about Earth animals.

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Earth has some pretty neat animals. And Andi loves kafit birds and incorporates them and all six of their wings into the birds choreography. The sixness of the wings means she can have wings and arms at the same time, which she can't pull off with Earth birds.

Except for Matirin continuing to be in prison, and as long as the Andalites don't go around being obvious about their Disabled People Thing and the Yeerks don't send imperial reinforcements before Earth can take 'em, everything seems set to keep going very smoothly.