He gets three whole luxurious days to spend with his Sasha and his Lev before he meets the prince.
He flies to America in coach, as not even his grandfather's newfound fears about his safety have changed his grandfather's opinion that the finances of the state of Norzue can be put to much better uses than first-class plane tickets.
He gets in, goes to his apartment, and reads a book while he waits for his babysitter to show up.
"So I uh-- I'm trying to think of a way to say this euphemistically and it is not working-- I see a prodomme when I'm in America? And my next appointment is in forty-five minutes? And you're probably going to have to go-- guard me there. --I am so sorry about this profoundly awkward situation."
Quest available: Dirty Little Secret
Being the king's secret mistress is a long and honorable tradition, and there's always something hot about sleeping around. Add Prince Bandile as a harem member.
Success: +5,000 xp, +$4,000/month, Dirty Cheater status effect
Failure: PoundMeToo status effect
It looks like a doctor's waiting room, except that instead of back issues of Time there are books with titles like Screw The Roses Send Me The Thorns, The New Topping Book, and The Ethical Slut.
Bandile talks to the receptionist and is taken inside.
There's a notice board up on the wall.
Due to the high number of potentially available quests, you must tap an ad on the notice board to receive related quests, if any.
There are ads for the following:
--A gay escort agency (looking for clients)
--Several gay prodommes (looking for clients)
--The Anime Appreciation Club
--A strip club (looking for strippers)
--A gay escort agency (looking for escorts)
--A dungeon (looking for prosubs)
--The Special Anime Appreciation Club
--Shibari lessons
--Massage lessons
--Microsoft Office lessons
--The Extra Special Anime Appreciation Club
--The Sex Workers' Outreach Project
--Someone who wants to hire a personal assistant
--A very cryptic personal ad
--Someone who is willing to pay to find out who someone called Lady Sally is
--The Amazing Hair Appreciation Club
These produce, respectively:
Quest available: Dungeon MasterIt has occurred to the keepers of Boston's finest dungeon that half of all people are dominant, and yet for some reason they've never hired anyone to cater to this audience. Good for a few bucks, and maybe something more.
Quest available: Man of Wealth and Taste
Stanley Silverman likes them young and eager. That last part can be a problem for him, considering his particular... interests.Min PRV: 30.
Quest available: Mysteries of the Anime Club
The regular anime club watches anime. The special anime club watches hentai. The extra special anime club... is special.
Success: ?????, Eternal Bliss status effect
Failure: ?????
......on the one hand: he has work. On the other hand: taking the more ero option will not hurt you. On the first hand: does he actually want to try a prodomme. On the second hand: he's curious, the point of the erogame is to try things you're curious about —
"Sure," he says.
Feminist, huh.
Yeah, he'll take a copy of that. Is there anything in this bookstore with Hilda, Sasha thinks Lev would like Hilda.
Lev gets his phone to participate in the conversation.
the Erogame is doing reality warping, I think
lots of shirtless guys, a porn section in the bookstore with a kind of improbable amount of gay porn, the clothing store had a bunch of incredibly sexy clothes and they were all in Sasha's size
the girl clothes and the guy clothes
He draps an arm over Lev'swaist and pets Sasha's hair. "My stats are physical appearance, physical desire, flirting ability, sexual skill, kinkiness, and how weird my life is. Ten is the average for all of them except the last; currently I'm at 28, 15, 14, 20, 24, and 21 respectively."
A skill has been created by a special action! Telling Lev your stats has created the skill Character Sheet.
Info/Skills/Character Sheet
Character Sheet. Active. Lvl MAX. 1 Dom/use.
Using Character Sheet tells you what a person's stats would be if they were the Erogamer. We knew that was going to be Lev's next question.
BOD: With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 6 puts you well below average. Your best hope of finding someone willing to touch you is to have them fall in love with your charming personality.
LST: At a LST of 28, you are just barely not an unusually horny teenage boy anymore, which is probably a relief, because you can now do anything other than masturbate. Now that you have a boyfriend, at least you can fuck yourself into a sex haze.
SED: Your SED of 1 means your flirting strategy is to pine endlessly or, at best, to turn bright red, stammer out a proposition, and then flee the room.
FUK: Your FUK of 3 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth while giving blowjobs. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move? The Erogame considers your FUK of 3 to not be particularly ero, and has provided you with instincts such that your FUK is equivalent to 10 until you get some practice and can level it up the normal way.
PRV: It is an achievement to have a PRV of 9 as a horny bi man in the age of the Internet, and your pre-Sasha PRV of 6 is even more impressive. You read long stories about men falling in love with each other and then having sweet, gentle, affectionate sex. Sometimes you fantasize about having sweet, gentle, affectionate sex with men you have a crush on. You've occasionally read a story where they sweetly and gently and affectionately handcuff each other, but the violence is kind of a turnoff. Luckily for you, "I want women to peg me while sweetly and gently and affectionately talking about what a great cocksucker I am" counts as a kink, or this would be really embarrassing.
ERO: N/A. Non-Erogamers do not have an ERO stat.
Special Notes: None.
"Physical appearance of 6, physical desire of 28, flirting ability of 1, sexual skill of 3 but it has been made equivalent to 10 because having a 3 isn't very ero, kinkiness of 9 and before you met Sasha it was 6, and you don't have a 'how weird my life is stat' because only I have that."
He glances at Sasha.
"I love you so much," Marlo says, and kisses them both. "— perks, I have Cinnamon Roll, which means everyone I have sex with gets triple the positive effects from doing so, No, which lets me pick one event to prevent or undo but I can only take it once, Friends with Benefits which lets me give anyone who doesn't know about the game powers if I convince them it could have happened somehow or make someone a true companion, and Everyone Knows which means people who spend significant time around me can guess what my kinks are."
"Of course you didn't, because the effect of the mind control was 'making sure you know you're loved,' who would notice that? And if it made you feel ways you definitely wouldn't usually, or made you less able to notice if people are lying, then one that wouldn't be a positive effect and two I don't see how sex with Marlo could cause that anyway —"
"I don't want omniscient beings fucking with my head when I don't even know what they're doing and I might not even notice-- I don't care if it's doing positive things, I don't want something to change my brain without me even getting to know what it changed-- I half want to stop fucking Marlo but that wouldn't work, the Erogame wants me to fuck Marlo and if I did it would probably arrange to force me to rape Marlo or something because Marlo thinks getting raped is hot and I don't know if I know that for real or because Everyone Knows is fucking with my head--"
"Uh, I have a lot — the ones I use are Cuddle which tells me how to move so the person I'm holding feels safe, Sleep Telepathy which tells me how you want to be interacted with while you're asleep and lets me see your dreams, and Matchmaking which tells me what a relationship between two people would be like — I can check what the rest of them are —"
He's maybe blushing a little bit.
"They're not that horrifying — Striptease and Strip Other and Edge Riding do exactly what they sound like, Intimate Healing lets me make people stop feeling nauseous by cuddling them or do CPR by kissing them, Hypnosis also does exactly what it sounds like but I've only ever used it on Sasha, Language of Love does a thing where if someone flirts with me in a language I don't speak I hear it as English, Strike a Pose means I start automatically posing when there are cameras around, Sexual Communication means I say the thing I want with no self censoring and thank the Lord it is a skill I have to use on purpose — I am not actually sure what Exhibitionism and But Had He Been Drinking do, I was distracted and haven't used them, let me check —"
Info/Skills/But Had He Been Drinking
But Had He Been Drinking. Lvl 1. Passive.
When you drink, you attract a number of rapists equivalent to your level in this skill, all of whom are both attracted to you and aware of your vulnerable state. Observers will believe you are consenting due to being drunk; the drunker you are, the more evidence it will take to cause them to believe you don't consent.
Info/Skills/Exhibitionism
Exhibitionism. Lvl 1. Active. 1 D|S/use.
When you use this skill while having sex, summon an audience. Audiences will not necessarily confine themselves to simply watching. Audiences summoned while you're not having sex may be... disappointed.
"— okay, But Had He Been Drinking apparently summons rapists when I'm drunk and convinces bystanders I'm consenting, if either of you wants that one sorry but it's not happening, and Exhibitionism summons an audience but it's a skill I have to use on purpose so I can just not do that."
"And the skills it gives you before anything happens at all are Erogamer's Mind, which does things like 'I am not traumatized by rape,' and Erogamer's Body, which does things like 'pregnancy and STDs do not exist for me,' which I'd want to give you if I was going to give you anything else."
"Harry's are 'you are protected from the obvious consequences of impulsive decisions for twenty-four hours,' 'you have ridiculous masochism for half an hour,' and 'for the next forty-eight hours you know how to play three chords on guitar; if you previously knew more than three you now know only three.'"
On one hand, Lev has been kind of having a lot of sex lately.
On the other hand, Marlo is sucking him off and he's kissing Sasha with his hands in Sasha's hair and he's not interested in it lasting a long time.
He thinks about gloryholes and being pegged and getting Everyone Knows so everyone who sees him knows how much he likes kissing Sasha with Marlo's mouth on his dick and then he finishes.
Info/Skills/The Nectar/Lev Aarons
1. You have an instinct for explaining things to people in a way that they will grasp. You are particularly talented at explaining things to children. (2 hours.)
2. Scientific studies that have failed to replicate or which have poor methodology or falsified data will appear in blue. This power will not give you knowledge you could not have in theory learned through reading the literature carefully. (24 hours.)
3. If you enter a bookstore with a question, close your eyes, and select a book, it will provide insight on your question. (45 minutes.)
Info/Skills/The Nectar/Sasha Michaels
1) When subjected to or applying hypnosis, significantly heighten both superficial resistance, and persistent subliminal effects. (6h)
2) You pick up foreign languages 30% more quickly than you otherwise would (24h)
3) You see colors 10% more intensely (6h)