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wrath of the maelstrom
Pelape finds Eefa and superpowers
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A third of the world is covered by the howling maelstrom that was born a century ago. It is not ordinarily a place you'd find people surviving, but sometimes things appear in it. Strange things - otherworldly things - brought into the mist of a howling storm of cloudy dust and wind that blows in whichever direction it wants.

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This strange and otherworldly thing is really confused about how getting caught in the rain on her way home led to this, to any of this, from the freakish weather that shouldn't have been able to get so far inland, to the disappearance of the cement beneath her feet and the streetlights glowing overhead, to the strange magnetic sensation of being able to shear raindrops and dust and debris and stranger things away from her skin the instant they touch her so that she can stagger, bewildered, in what is hopefully a straight line toward what is hopefully shelter.

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There is no shelter, just more nonsense wind that seems to blow in different directions entirely in places two feet apart. The ground might have been asphalt but it's hard to tell given how weathered and cracked it has become over what must have been decades.

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She keeps walking. The repulsion around her skin steadies her against the wind, once she thinks to try, and she resigns herself to a weird dream of tromping through a storm that can't touch her.

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It's possible this thing used to be a building, but now what's left of the walls are barely a foot high.

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This dream is stupid.

Onward.

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It's much of the same for hours - a ruined barely visible landscape beneath the crazed winds.

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It's irritatingly realistic about making her hungry, but the magnet-y power is helping with not getting too tired, at least. She practices with it for lack of anything else to do.

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Eventually the winds thin down a bit, until it's mostly just rain with the occasional dust - the landscape looks pretty much the same, albeit with improved visibility. And half an hour after that, when even the rain has passed, there's a pair of covered wagons drawn by mules, with the dirtiest people she has ever seen as drivers.

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It'd be hard to keep clean in this weather but the mules look... weird. Their tails are wrong and their hooves are too chunky. Maybe it's a strange breed or something. Or her dream just isn't big on accurate animals.

She makes for the carts.

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"Hello stranger!" announces one of the men when she is still a ways away. His hand is resting on a pistol.

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"Hello! Can you tell me where I am, I'm lost."

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"Bout two miles west of Tulsa's ridge - where'd you get lost from?" It's not exactly typical to survive getting lost in the maelstrom, much less without even getting dirty.

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"Lina?" she says. She doesn't recoginze "Tulsa" but there's lots of random Anitami towns she's never heard of, or it's a dream fabrication. "Near the Rose Stadium."

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"Never heard of it - how long you've been lost for?

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"I don't know. Hours." She pulls out her everything but it won't turn on, she didn't figure out how to repel the rain and dust immediately so that kind of figures. Back into her pocket it goes and she can attempt to clean it out later maybe. "Probably not days."

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"That's a while to spend in the maelstrom on your own."

It's possible the maelstrom is rather thin right now and she came from the other side, or she got lost at a weird angle, but it's also possible that the tales of strange people emerging from the maelstrom itself are true. 

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She does have completely grey hair despite looking like a young adult, if that's a hint. Also her teeth are maybe weird. "It wasn't great. I could use some water."

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"Mmm. We can spare a cup."

Yeah, up close it's pretty clear she's been touched by the maelstrom.

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"You've got something to keep the dust off it all right?"

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"Mm?"

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"...from the cups?"

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"They're clean enough for drinking."

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"...great."

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If she's willing to approach them while he's definitely not quite pointing a gun at her she can be handed a tin cup filled up with water from a dirty looking canteen. The cup is not exactly spotless but the water itself looks clear.

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...can she superpower away the grime on the cup?

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Yep! The man who handed it to her doesn't look at all relaxed by her doing this.

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"...I take it you don't want me to clean all your dishes for you," she says. After she's downed the water.

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"Rather you didn't."

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"Suit yourselves. Where are you headed?"

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"New Lawton, with a pit stop at Kenton."

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"Can I join you? I wouldn't know how to get anywhere from here."

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"Hrmph, if you insist. There's room in the back wagon, don't go futzing around with our goods."

Whoever this is they have abilities and it's probably more dangerous to refuse them than to offer them a ride but really he'd prefer neither option.

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"Thanks." She sits in the back wagon and tries not to be a bother.

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The back wagon is somehow even filthier than what she's seen before! The floor has dirt and hay and the boxes stacked haphazardly are hardly better. Worst of all there's a truly noxious smell wafting in from the shady front of the compartment that combines the worst of sweat, feces, and piss.

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Wow. She is going to be enough of a bother to fling all that crap away from her when it approaches her person, but her feet hurt enough that she's not going to like, complain out loud about the smell.

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The wagons get started moving again, jostling her and the cargo some.

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Yeah, jostling is fine, her weird dream power is adequate to the task of steadying her enough that she doesn't clonk her head or faceplant into the hay.

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A particularly intense bump is followed by a sharp intake of breath from something in the front.

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...peek.

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In the shadowy front of the wagon, behind a few boxes, she can see a cage that at first glance appears to contain some sort of animal but, after Pelape's eyes adjust a bit more the darkness, she can see is, in fact, a child. A child with hair that's long and wild and full of debris and skin so covered with dirt that it takes a moment to realize that under it all the child is unhealthily pale. The horrid stench emanates from the child and the floor of their cage.

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"What in the world is going on with the kid?" says Pelape in a remarkably controlled voice under the circumstances. For an Amentan.

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"Cargo." calls back the driver of the wagon. "There's a stick back there if it's making a racket or something."

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"Cargo?"

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"Yes? You're getting this ride free missy, don't go insisting we only carry goods you approve of while you're our guest. You can do that on your own time but I've no interest in arguing it."

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The child meanwhile stares with wide eyes at Pelape.

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"I'm, uh, trying to assess how far I am from home, quite apart from my personal approval trafficking in people would be thoroughly illegal where I'm from."

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"There are parts where that's true but not these ones." Probably - it's not like they checked with all the locals on their route before they agreed to do the delivery.

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"Is this kid special somehow that it's legal in this case?"

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"Special enough someone wanted it enough to pay us."

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"Any idea why?"

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"Not my place to say."

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"Hey kiddo. What's your name? I'm Pelape."

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The kid stares at Pelape for a long while before whispering back.

"Eefa."

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"Where'd they grab you, from your family?"

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Eefa shakes her head.

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"Have you got a family?"

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A long look, and then another head shake.

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"How much longer till we stop for the night?" she asks the guy.

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"Couple hours."

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"Suppose they'll trade me some food for a story or something, there?"

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"Could be." Sometimes people are idiots.

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If she touches the corner of the cage can she get it cleaned out in there?

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The floor of the cage has too much on it to go quickly - among other things there's a corner with feces that only mostly made it out of the cage. Still, if she keeps touching it for a bit it'll all get pushed out and to the side.

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If it's the best she can do it's the best she can do. If she holds out a hand to Eefa?

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Eefa looks at the hand for a second, then tentatively touches it.

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Weird powers, CLEAN THIS POOR BABY.

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Eefa winces and looks uncomfortable but doesn't let go about this. It seems like a better sort of experiment than most of the other options and she wants to be taken out of the cage real bad so she'll behave. 

Eventually, her body is clean, though her clothes and hair are still a mess.

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Can she get ahold of the garment and the hair?

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She can clean Eefa's clothes easily enough but she can't clean the strands of Eefa's hair without being in contact with each of them.

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"Sorry," murmurs Pelape, "looks like my weird superpower isn't great at hair."

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Nod.

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"Going to leave?" Eefa whispers really quietly.

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"Well, I don't know where I'd leave to."

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Nod nod.

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This is a dumb dream.

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A couple of hours later they stop to make camp for the night, as promised.

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Anybody selling food?

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They do start cooking some sort of stew in a pot and if she looks hungry enough someone will probably give her some.

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She hasn't eaten in kind of a while yeah.

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Then she'll get a bowl of stew with vegetables and beef.

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"Your buyer want live merchandise?" she asks the child traffickers when they don't seem about to feed Eefa.

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"Yeah? But they didn't pay for feeding it and it's less agitated this way."

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"They may've assumed food was implied as a necessary travel expense in the wanting live merchandise."

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"It look dead to you? Had plenty of life when it tried to rob Manny of his keys last night."

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"It doesn't look to be in amazing shape." That doesn't feel like a personal pronoun in this language - nice of the dream to give her the language - but she can't tell what sex the kid is, which appears to be information she'd need to be more polite. "Hunger makes one less resilient against everything else."

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"Buyers can deal with that - you sure do have a lot of questions."

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"You would too if you were this far from home."

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"Got any that aren't about our cargo?"

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"Sure, what's your name? Why's the weather like that," she points in the general direction of the maelstrom. "Do you have any idea why I've got a superpower now, it's new."

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"Hamish. That's the maelstrom, it's been around for centuries and you must be very very lost to not know that."

"And sometimes people who spend time in the maelstrom come back with abilities," he concludes, nervously.

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"Do a lot of people duck in and out for that reason?"

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"Usually if they'd do that they wouldn't come back at all. Or come back all wrong."

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"Wrong?"

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"Different."

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"In ways other than having powers? Like what?"

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"They look different, or can't remember things, or act different."

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"...uh-huh." She'll eat her stew without trying to make further conversation.

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They don't have a spare tent but they have a blanket and she can sleep on the floor of the wagon though she better not go through their things, there'll be someone around standing watch who would notice.

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"Thanks for the blanket." After she's gotten it clean.

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Everyone but the look out's sleeping before long.

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"Eefa, I think I can get your hair clean, can you move your head over here so I can reach?"

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Blink blink.

Okay sure, she'll do what the new person wants.

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She's got one hand combing through Eefa's hair, leaving a trail of clean strands behind, pausing to pick at all the tangles,

and another hand steadying herself on the cage, picking the lock with her touch-telekinesis,

noise muffled with a lullaby.

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She'll manage the lock way before she manages all the tangles.

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Well, might as well finish all the tangles first. Has Eefa noticed the lock.

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She has! She stopped moving even a little bit when she heard it and is only taking shallow quiet breaths.

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Well at least she's not jumping the gun. Detangle, detangle. Glancing at the guard to see if he's any good at his job.

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The guard has not noticed anything and Eefa isn't going to mess that up!

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Okay. She gets Eefa's hair in to a loosely tolerable state where she wouldn't call Mental Health Nuisance on parents who let their kid walk around in public like that, and then she concludes her lullaby and gets under the blanket. If Eefa makes a break for it she's ready to create a distraction.

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"Leave?" Eefa mouths at her.

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"Where?" Pelape whispers back.

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"Elysium?"

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"How far?"

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"Hours on a mule?"

Eefa heard them saying they'd stop there during the afternoon the next day.

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Well, the mules move at a walking pace, you can't sustain much more than that even if you have four legs. Can Pelape walk that far... hm.

Does the guard have a gun. Do any of them have guns, actually.

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The guard has a rifle, and a few of the sleeping people have pistols in view like the first guy Pelape met.

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She's not really confident in her touch telekinesis making her bulletproof.

Also this keeps... happening? And she's increasingly unsure that it's a dream.

And they put a baby in a cage full of her own shit, so.

Fuck them.

She plans out all her movements in her head. She stares at the nearest pistol trying to derive how it probably works.

Reaches out to just barely touch it with the tip of a fingernail and slide it with perfect smoothness into her hand.

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Eefa can stay so still while this is happening.

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And then she can shift around, oh so slowly and causally, like she's just having trouble getting comfy in the wagon, and -

"Silence," she says, holding it to the guard's head.

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He opens his mouth instinctively but doesn't make any sound, his body suddenly very tense.

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"I'd love it if everybody could still be alive in the morning. Unload your gun."

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He unloads the gun slowly - he really hopes she's not lying, this is only his second run with this crew and he did not expect it to be all that dangerous.

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Eefa doubts Pelape is telling the truth but she's not going to do anything about this.

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"Hand me the ammo and put the gun on the ground. Slow."

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The man does this!!

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"Eefa, do you think you can get us some water to carry along, real quiet?"

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Nod!

She can go and grab a couple of full canteens - she's good at moving quietly.

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"Me and the kid are going to fuck off into the night. You are going to be completely quiet about that all night long - you can do it by also fucking off into the night, if you don't want to have to explain to these assholes why this is happening."

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Is that really all? Sure this guy will nod about that. Sure.

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Eefa glares at him in case that helps anything.

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Pelape hops neatly out of the wagon and keeps her gun trained on him as she backs away, till she's far enough that she can't see him clearly and presumes the reverse is true.

Then she'll follow Eefa's lead, since Eefa seems to think she knows where they're going.

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Eefa is going to lead them along the sort of a road the caravan has been traveling along. She is not sure this is the right way but knows that second-guessing herself won't help.

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This is going to be a lot of walking on no sleep and one bowl of suspect stew.

They had a baby in a cage in her own shit. She'll cope.

"D'you know why they wanted you?"

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She shrugs - no use giving this new person any more ideas than she already has.

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Okay then. Silent hiking. She practices using her power on walking more steadily.

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It's a good five hours before a cluster of buildings surrounded by a wall is visible in the distance.

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She is less physically tired than she should be after walking that long because she's compensating with the teekay but she's tired as fuck. What can she make out in the moonlight?

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The buildings look relatively plain but functional, with the exception of a single building that's positioned next to the wall and in fact has a whole separate entrance from the larger one that's closed up for the night.

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It's got stained glass, in some places patched up from damage but it's hard to make out in the dark. It's got a tall spire. It's got armed guards up on the wall and another couple at the door, but they don't seem to be alerted to the approach of Pelape and Eefa; they aim a light at them, then move it forward to light their way to the door.

"You looking for Elysium? You found it," says the guard. "How're you paying for a stay?"

Pelape looks at Eefa. "Did you have a plan for that already?"

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Eefa has a can of before-food stashed in her clothes.

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"That for the both of you?" the guard asks.

"- this any good to you? Eefa shouldn't have to pay for me." Pelape holds out the rifle ammunition.

He inspects it. "Yeah. Separate rooms?"

Pelape looks at Eefa.

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Eefa looks at the guard. Looks at Pelape. Looks at the guard. Decides which one she trusts more.

"No."

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The guard opens the door. "Two to a room for three days pending Saffron's eval," he tells the receptionist.

"Two in one for three pending," agrees the yawning receptionist. "Here's the key to number seventeen, that's up on the second floor, third on your left. If you harm anyone in Elysium you will die. Matinees come with the room, evening shows are extra, enjoy your stay."

What a deeply puzzling world this is. Pelape takes the key.

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Sounds like they havn't figured Eefa out yet which is good. Maybe she'll be safe here a day or two.

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Pelape finds room seventeen and opens it. There's a freshly made bed, a desk at the window with the patchwork curtain pushed aside on the rail so a little starshine can get in, a tile floor, and a sign on the wall about how access to the bathroom down the hall is managed that it's too dark to read.

Pelape does her best to leave road dust and grime from herself and Eefa in the hallway and collapses into the bed. Holds out an arm tiredly to the kid.

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Eefa blinks at Pelape in confusion.

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"Suit yourself." She drops her arm and falls asleep, pistol still in her pocket.

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Eefa curls up a bit away from Pelape in the bed and falls asleep herself.

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Pelape mumbles in her sleep, in Anitami so it'll probably sound like nonsense.

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Eefa can sleep through mumbling pretty easily.

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Pelape sleeps pretty late even though the curtain is very far from blackout. They were up so, so late. She walked so much.

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Eefa's been keeping odd hours but isn't going to leave the room without her protector. She has a bit of stale bread stashed away under her clothes but that's all she has so she's not eating it right now.

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Eventually Pelape yawns awake. Opens her eyes and looks at the room. Closes them and sighs very deeply. Opens her eyes again to check on Eefa. "You up?"

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Eefa nods.

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"Good call coming here, seems like a nice place so far probably. Did you have any plans for what to do if you made it this far or are we making it up from here out?"

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"Need to find food."

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"Yeah."

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Eefa can wait by the door for Pelape.

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Pelape cleans herself up with her power, reads the bathroom sign, visits the bathroom and comes back somewhat dismayed, and will then accompany Eefa wherever she wants to go.

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Eefa accompanies her to the bathroom and isn't at all disappointed by its state.

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There's food in Elysium; two meals a day come with the room. It's great by the standards of the locality. It might be the best restaurant on the planet. It would probably get seven stars of ten from a reasonably discerning critic in Lina but Pelape usually eats at places that would get three to five because they're cheaper, so quality-wise it's fine, exotic but fine. Lots of fresh vegetables. Strawberries. All slightly alien to Pelape.

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They get to spot Saffron in the dining hall. Prosperously plump, button shirt worn open over a shirt that doubles as a bra, cutoff jean shorts, the best-armed person in the room. She swings by where Pelape and Eefa are eating. "New faces - I never forget one and yours are new. Names?"

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"I'm Pelape Milath and this is Eefa."

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"Saffron Fall. You got let in overnight, and they forgot to check you for weapons - anything to declare? You haven't got to hand it over unless I don't like your vibe but I need to know."

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"I've got a pistol."

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"Don't have anything."

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"You know the rules?"

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"I read the sign about the bathroom and I was told that if we did violence we would die. Are there more?"

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Not many; Saffron rattles them off pretty casually.

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"And the rent situation, do you let people work for their keep here?"

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"Oh, of course, lots of people like that arrangement. What do you do?"

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...wow, she's just actually under no obligation to say "I'm a grey", is she. They don't seem to do that around here.

".......I have a telekinesis power that is pretty good at cleaning things and might also let me do other stuff I haven't figured out yet."

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"Covering the kid too?"

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"Yes."

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"Sure, housekeeping has an office in room four, report there and see what use they make of you."

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Eefa is not particularly good for cleaning but will accompany Pelape anyways.

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It is fine with Pelape for Eefa to be her shadow.

She brings her empty but not clean dish with her to Housekeeping to show off live. They want her doing that and also laundry. They work out a shift schedule and an arrangement for someone to come wake her up for it while she's adjusting to the time zone. She'll be able to earn the room at Elysium and the meals it comes with for both of them in four hours a day and pick up credit for days off with more work. Absolutely no one remarks that really her hair would need to be purple to comply with the housekeeping dress code.

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"Can I help?" It's safer to have something people need you for that's not terrible.

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"I don't think so. I'm not washing them, just using my power - do you have a power like that?" Pelape asks, moving silverware from a dirty pile to a clean pile one at a time.

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Eefa shakes her head - she doesn't have a power like that.

"Can sort them?"

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"- sure. With the silverware, I don't know how much they'll put on our tab if we break a dish."

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Nod nod.

She can sort the silverware carefully, one at a time.

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It's a really tedious way to spend hours of her life but she can liven it up a little bit by playing with the edges of her power, at least.

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Eefa eventually becomes proficient enough at sorting utensils that she can watch Pelape while doing so.

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It's not that interesting to watch. She picks up the dishes from the counter on the left - it's not all silverware, sometimes Eefa's got lulls when it's plates and glasses instead, though some of the glasses are plastic and she can sort those - and all the mess sloughs off them into the compost bucket she was provided and she puts the clean one with its fellows on the table to the right. Sometimes other kitchen staff bring more dirty dishes or take away the clean ones.

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Well, it's something to watch.

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She's gotten the sense that Eefa's private about her history or just shy or something so she's not going to pry and she can't think of much else to talk about that isn't "why didn't the traffickers steal your can of food" or "are you SURE you don't have a family who miss you" or anything.

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Well Eefa isn't going to talk but she will eventually get bored enough to try stacking utensils interestingly.

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"If those fall on the floor, I will have to clean them again."

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"Why?"

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"The floor's dirty, people walk on it."

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Eefa pokes the floor and inspects her finger.

"Seems like a normal floor?"

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"Yes, and because it is a normal floor, people walk on it and it becomes dirty."

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"It doesn't look dirty?"

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"Not all dirt is visible. I wouldn't trust my power to get the dishes clean if they didn't also feel clean to the touch and I'm still not completely sure it's good enough, I just think it's probably at least as good as whatever they were doing here before."

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"How do you know there's invisible dirt?"

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"On my planet we've got devices that let us look really closely at things and see the invisible dirt."

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"You have a planet?"

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"On the planet that I'm from. I don't own the place."

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"Is it different than this planet?"

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"Yeah, a lot."

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"How?"

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"It's cleaner. I think the people here aren't the same species as I am. We don't have a Maelstrom. We have more technology. It's so illegal to put little kids in cages and sell them."

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"Why?"

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"Why which?"

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"Why's it illegal?" What do they do with kids instead.

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"Every kid has a family who wants to take care of them. Kids whose families all die can get a new family who wants to take care of them. So when everyone tells the government how they want the laws to be, they think 'I wouldn't want anyone to steal my kid and be mean to them to sell them to somebody else'. They think that even if they don't have a kid yet, because nobody wants anyone being mean to any kids who could have a family taking care of them instead."

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"What do they do with their kids?"

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"They make sure they have food and a place to sleep and clothes, and they teach them to talk and read and count, and they tell them stories and sing them songs and play with them, and help them pick a school and give them advice and watch them grow up into an adult."

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None of that answers Eefa's real question of what terrible things they'd do to Eefa.

"Why?"

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"...there are kinds of creatures that don't take care of their babies, like bugs. They just lay a bunch of eggs and leave. But people aren't like that, at least my species. We're a kind of creature that has to take care of our babies or they die. Anybody who has a baby and doesn't take care of it, doesn't have any grandchildren. And people's children are usually like them. That's how a species changes over a long enough time - the creatures that do a better job having and taking care of babies have more grandchildren, and whatever it was that made them better at that, their grandchildren will mostly have it too. And for millions of years, Amentans - that's my species, I'm not clear on what's going on with the people here - have been getting very good at wanting very much to have and take care of babies, and the Amentans who were the very best at that a long time ago are the ancestors of all of us alive today. And we all have the traits that make us want to take care of babies and see them grow up into adults who'll be good at taking care of babies themselves."

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"All babies?"

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"Most people feel more strongly about their own biological babies. But there are lots of people who would love to have a baby even if it wasn't their biological baby, so many that no baby on Amenta is ever without a family for lack of one that would love them."

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"That's in the modern day. Things used to be worse in a bunch of ways. And sometimes kids do sort of get sold, if their parents do something bad enough that they can't be allowed to have a child any more, but they'd be sold to someone who wanted a child to adopt and raise, someone who wanted them to be okay, definitely never anybody who'd be just as happy to get them starving and filthy."

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"I don't think those people were happy about me being dirty?"

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"Well, the folks who were toting you didn't seem to think it'd affect their reception."

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"The next people might have wanted me clean like you do."

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"If they'd been delivering you to Amentan parents they would have kept you clean the whole trip."

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"Okay."

Eefa appears ambivalent about this.

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"And fed you." Dish dish dish.

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"Places that are clean usually do that." 

Eefa doesn't look enthused about this either.

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Well, if she ever wants to talk about who had her before she can. Dish dish.

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She does not seem to be interested in doing so at the moment.

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Then Pelape is going to sit here doing the dishes till the head housekeeper wants her in the laundry room and then she's going to do that. Eefa can fold, at least the things that aren't too big for her to neatly fold.

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Eefa has never folded laundry before and will need to be shown how.

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Pelape starts to demonstrate but then the housekeeper directs her back to actually cleaning the laundry and demonstrates folding herself.

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Eefa can learn from the housekeeper. It's more interesting than sorting utensils.

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Purple work till dinner.

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Eefa looks at dinner suspiciously.

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It's some kind of meat and vegetables and a peanut stew. Pelape thinks it's pretty good.

"Not hungry?" she asks Eefa.

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"Why are they feeding us twice?"

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"I guess that's how often they eat around here. I'm used to three meals a day, personally, but two's what comes with the room."

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"Why more than one." Eefa can basically survive off one meal the size they gave her this morning. Two is suspicious.

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"It's more comfortable? I guess they're giving you a grownup portion size so maybe you don't need two meals especially if you're used to one, I'll eat yours if you don't want it."

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"Can I eat yours?"

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"Like you want to trade plates, or you changed your mind and actually you're really hungry?"

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"Trade plates."

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"Sure." Swap.

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In that case Eefa will eat the food, putting what she doesn't want in her pockets.

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"- Eefa, I did my best to clean your clothes but they're still clothes, that's not a good way to store snacks."

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Eefa looks at Pelape but doesn't move to take the snacks out of her pockets.

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"We can ask in the kitchens for snacks that can go in pockets, okay? But if you bring food like that into our room it's going to attract pests."

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"I want it."

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"You can eat it now, but -

- okay, I'm thinking of myself as taking care of you, and part of taking care of kids is making rules so they don't do things that'll harm them in ways that aren't obvious to kids, like by attracting pests. But if you don't want me taking care of you, then - bringing food into your own room you had to yourself could be between you and the Elysium staff, and I can get a separate room. Would you... rather I not try to take care of you?"

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"Can your powers fight people?"

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"I don't know."

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"They can undo other locks?"

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"Probably."

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"Would like you to keep taking care of me."

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"Okay. No pocket food like that. We can try to get pocket-y-er food from the kitchen when I do the dinner dishes." She touches Eefa's pocket and extracts the pocketed vegetables back onto the plate.

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"Can I eat it now?"

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"Yes."

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Pelape eats her own meal. They can duck into the kitchen after to clean plates. Pelape asks about dry snackfood - she's seen plastic objects around, but no single-use ones - and gets a paper packet of peanuts and raisins. Eefa can put that in her pocket.

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Eefa carefully inspects the packets for having been opened already.

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It was never sealed to begin with, but it looks like it's the same amount of full as other packets of the same sort.

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Hm. Have the peanuts been opened?

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They're shelled but most of them are still in pairs.

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She can save them for if she really needs something.

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And when the dinner dishes are done they can go back to their room. Pelape doesn't feel like exploring the rest of the town she can see from the window till the people who were trying to sell Eefa have been and gone again. She combs her fingers through Eefa's hair. "Do you want me to tell you a story or anything?"

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"A story is okay."

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"Such enthusiasm." She has Michka Dances Through The City mostly memorized still from when it was Sofa's favorite, and she can try to narrate to compensate for the lack of the pictures; it's not like it scans or rhymes in the local language for that to make it clunky.

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"Why's she dancing?"

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"She likes to."

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"Why?"

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"I guess she wants to be a professional dancer one day. My little sister wants that."

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"Because there are people who want her to dance?"

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"Well, she certainly hopes so, if no one wants her to dance she can't make a living that way."

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Oh, now it makes sense. Eefa nods.

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Story thus related Pelape pulls out her pocket everything to see if she can take it apart and clean it and get it to boot again.

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Eefa watches.

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It doesn't work. She puts it back together and leaves it on the desk, sighing. Looks out the window.

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"What's it do."

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"Right now nothing, the maelstrom broke it. Used to be I'd use it to tell time, play music, take pictures, read articles, order food, check a map. - most of that wouldn't have worked here anyway, it needs the internet and I suspect they don't have one on this planet."

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"Playing music sounds nice."

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"It was. I'm not a great singer but I can sing a few things if you want."

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Eefa looks at Pelape expectantly. 

 

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"You could say 'yes please'."

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"Yes please," she says, unfamiliar with the phrase.

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Baaaaby. Pelape will sing to her.

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Eefa is capable of smiling, it turns out.

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Baaaaaaaaaby! She will dredge up all the songs she knows even if she has to mumble "something something" in place of lyrics; the songs are all in Anitami and it probably won't make a difference. Smiley baby.

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Eefa, without realizing it, starts rocking to the beat of one of the songs.

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Awwwwww~

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She stops smiling and rocking when Pelape gets to a lullaby. 

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"- don't like this one?"

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"It's not nighttime." And even if it was Eefa doesn't want a song to make her sleep!

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"...how'd you know it was a lullaby, all the songs I know are in Anitami and not the language we're speaking."

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Eefa looks at Pelape suspiciously.

"It said to sleep?"

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"...yes, but it said it in another language. I didn't expect you to understand, uh, any of the songs," thank goodness she doesn't know most of the lyrics to Springfriend Shimmy.

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"Why not?"

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"Because I didn't expect you to speak Anitami. I guess if the maelstrom let me speak the local language something may've given you Anitami but mostly I expect people to only understand languages they've heard a lot of in the past."

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"Oh."

Eefa isn't like other people and now Pelape knows...

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"Were you in the Maelstrom before like I was?"

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She's definitely not answering that question.

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Her call. Pelape goes back to looking out the window.

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Eefa searches for a good place to hide the peanuts and raisins.

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"...what are you doing?"

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"Keeping my food safe."

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"Desk drawer?" Pelape suggests, pulling it open.

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"People know that there's one of those."

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"...yes."

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So Eefa will keep searching for a better spot.

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"Who are you hiding it from?"

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"Hungry people?"

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"As long as I'm working here for the room, we get food every day. If I stop working for the room, we have to leave, so you wouldn't be able to get food out of a hiding place in the room."

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Eefa is not sure whether Pelape is dumb or lying.

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Maybe one of the floor boards is loose.

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"The paper will probably keep bugs out, but I want you to store it somewhere rodents can't reach it. The desk drawer qualifies if we keep it closed. I can't think of another place in the room that does. Even under the floor."

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"Rodents don't taste that bad."

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"...I am willing to explain this more, but it's explaining, not negotiating. If you want me to take care of you, you will not store food in places where rodents can get it in our room."

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Blink blink.

A glance around the room. 

"There?" she asks, pointing at a sconce with a light in it.

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"Let me see if it gets hot, if it does it could cause a fire." She touches the sconce. "- huh, they have cool bulbs, I was not expecting that at the apparent tech level. Yeah, you can put the packet there."

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And they can remove it later if they need more space. Now how can she get up there...

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Pelape will put it up for her if she wants? Or pull over the chair.

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Chair works.

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Chair it is.

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And put. She feels a sort of safer already, with something stashed away.

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"Do you want to know more about the rodent thing or is it not important since you found a hiding place?"

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Eefa shrugs.

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Okay, if she's not interested they can cover it later.

The town outside is - interesting. She's spinning theories while she peoplewatches.

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The area right outside of the hotel is certainly busy, almost market like, the merchants who visit the hotel acting as both buyers and sellers, mingling with the cityfolk. 

She might even recognize some of the merchants arriving now.

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"The folks who had you before we escaped are coming. We should stay in our room, I think Saffron's probably serious about forbidding violence but there's no reason to try it."

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There isn't enough room in the sconce for Eefa and under the bed is too obvious but she can stay out of sight of the window and go out it or the door if she needs to.

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Pelape closes the curtain most of the way and only peeks through the corner to see what they're up to.

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A few of the group split off and looking around at the various stalls but the leader who Pelape first talked to heads for the hotel.

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She makes sure the room door is locked and that she knows where her stolen pistol is.

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And then they can wait.

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Around nightfall they can make a trip to the bathroom together in preparation for bedtime.

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Someone from the caravan is already there and does not look happy about their presence. 

"Well, you two sure gave us the runaround."

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Eefa steps back so Pelape is standing between her and the trader.

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"...they got here first, let's come back in a few," Pelape says to Eefa, ushering her back out into the hall.

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Sounds like a plan to Eefa.

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Pelape waits for the amount of time it takes to comb out Eefa's hair and get it all clean again. It's a while, her hair is very thick.

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Eefa can sit still for this and not complain since she doubts that would help anything.

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For extra safety margin on the time she'll braid it too, though she doesn't have anything to tie the braids off with.

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At least she's not cutting it.

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She is not!

Okay, bathroom retry.

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The bathroom still isn't exactly up to Amentan standards but it is empty this time.

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She should talk to them about paying her to clean the bathroom since she's going to be doing it anyway.

And bedtime.

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In the morning there are several familiar faces at breakfast.

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Well, she and Eefa can sit away from them.

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Eefa can eat so fast.

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But not before one of her erstwhile captors comes sauntering up.

"We wasted a whole damn day looking for you, you thief."

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"Not even bothering to defend yourself?" asks the man, now close enough Pelape and Eefa can smell the alcohol on his breath. 

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Eefa is not igoing to stop eating but she is going to eat while holding her head up so she can see whether she needs to run.

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"Saffron!" Pelape calls.

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Saffron's not in the room, but one of the waiters says, "I'll go get her," and runs.

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"Barry, you really shouldn't-"

"You shits are all too afraid to see what's ours than you don't get to share in the pay," And he makes to push Pelape out of the way and -

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- suddenly a lot more people are standing up and glaring at Barry.

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She takes the fall with a roll and has her hand on the pistol by the end of it, but doesn't draw.

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Saffron comes in.

"Anybody care to tell me it's not what it looks like?" she asks the room.

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"Uh, Barry was just leaving," suggests a brave friend of Barry's.

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And what does Barry think about whether he was just leaving.

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He's not so drunk that he's missing the number of people against him (nearly everyone) is greater than the number of people backing him up (zero).

He grunts and turns to leave.

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Saffron sees him out of Elysium. The guards are not going to let him back in.

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Eefa looks pretty scared by this turn of events.

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Pelape gets up off the floor and sits back next to Eefa and hugs her.

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Eefa doesn't really know what to do about this.

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She doesn't have to do anything about it and if she continues not doing anything about it Pelape lets her go after a second and returns to her breakfast.

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"I want to eat in the room."

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"...okay, I think they'll allow it as long as I bring back the dishes." They can pick up their plates and go back to their room to eat off their laps.

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Oh good, fewer people around who are trying to keep her here.

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When they're done eating Pelape needs to go do dishes in the kitchen. "You can come with me or stay here."

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Eefa bites her knuckle lightly before settling on following Pelape.

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Down to the kitchen. Tedious dish-doing.

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Eefa can help again.

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And when they're through all the dishes, the laundry.

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Folding things is so confusing and Eefa does not understand why people even bother.

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If she doesn't ask she won't know.

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Well, she'll try not to mess it up anyways.

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Hours of purple work later, Pelape is finally bored enough to go catch one of the free matinees. There's musicians and acrobats.

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"Who are they fighting?"

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"Nobody, shhh."

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Eefa can be quietly confused if that's what Pelape wants, sure.

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Eventually the performance wraps and Pelape claps with everyone else and they can go back to their room.

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Eefa is scared by everyone around her clapping and wants to leave real quickly after that.

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Okay. "Clapping is the way people show that they liked the show."

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"It's loud and they all did it at the same time..."

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"Yes, once the show ended."

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"Was I supposed to?"

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"Most people do but I don't think anyone was offended that you didn't."

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"Okay."

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"Once those jerks have moved on I might want to explore the town a little more, do you?"

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"Yes." She doesn't want to be trapped here.

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"Hopefully they don't stick around too long."

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Nod nod.

"Was only supposed to be one night." But that was when they had Eefa.

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"Well, hopefully their plans haven't changed and they'll be gone soon."

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Nod nod.

"Why do you want them gone?"

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"I'm concerned they'll try to start a fight or grab you again."

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"And you don't want them to take me away?"

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"Of course not, why would I want that?"

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"Sometimes people want to get rid of me instead of keeping me?"

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"Well, I'm trying to take care of you, remember? And letting them get you wouldn't be taking care of you at all."

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"It wouldn't?"

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"No! Taking care of you means making sure you're okay and they would not cooperate with you being okay."

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So she's not allowed to leave - hardly a surprise but good to be sure.

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"Can you read?"

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"No."

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"I don't have anything to write with here but if you'd like to learn we could start with the sign on the wall."

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"Okay."

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"Since I know this language only by magic I have little experience with its phonics but it at least has an alphabet - here, these are all the same letter, 'E', do you see any more Es?"

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Eefa can point to the other Es one at a time.

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"And that's making a bunch of different sounds in these words," she reads them off, "- and some places no sound at all - but I think it would never go 'oo', for example, here's a word with an 'oo' in it -"

It's not a great primer and it's not the language she knows the alphabet song for but it's something to do.

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Eefa isn't the best student but when it's obvious enough what Pelape wants her to do she's reasonably good at doing it and that counts for something.

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Pelape wants her to learn to read! And also incidentally to figure out how her omniglottalism works.

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It's not very obvious during the letter learning phase whether her omniglottalism is doing anything in particular.

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Is Pelape herself an omniglot. Can she retroactively understand the lyrics of Voan songs.

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Nope!

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When they've wrung all the obvious first pass educational value out of the sign on the wall, Pelape will ask Eefa if she can understand a Voan song if she sings one.

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"Yes?"

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"What's it mean?"

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Eefa can repeat it back? Well, she didn't remember the entire thing but she can try. Pelape understands it when she does.

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........does it still rhyme and scan.

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Yeah.

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"That's so weird. I know that song but only by memorizing all the sounds in it, I don't know the language it's in, but when you sing it back I understand it."

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Eefa blinks at Pelape in confusion.

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"I know, like, twelve words of Voan. Like, uh, in the song there's 'bird', I know that one. Can you hear the difference between 'bird' and 'bird' and 'bird?" she says, switching between Voan, Anitami, and English.

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"They're different ways of saying bird?"

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"Yes..." Wait, which one did Eefa just say. "...when you said that just now, what sounds did you use for the word?"

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Eefa is confused.

"Bird?"

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"...can you break that down into sounds, like we were doing with the letters on the sign? Like how 'night' broke up into nn-igh-t."

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"No?"

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"Can you break down a word I say into sounds, like," which of those words is phonetically simplest, "the word 'can'?"

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She can do that.

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"Huh. I think your language magic must be very very different from what I got."

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Nod.

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"Hopefully that doesn't make it hard for you to learn to read."

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"Why do you want me to learn to read?"

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"I think it's a good thing to be able to do, and it looks like it's at least reasonably common in this society or they wouldn't bother with the signs."

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"Why's it good to read?"

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"So that if there's something written, you can find out what it is. Like a sign or a story or a note."

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"Oh, I guess sometimes those are important."

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"Yeah."

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Eefa can learn letters as long as Pelape wants, or at least for the next hour or so.

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Sure, they can go over the sign again. "If you see any blank paper that'd be helpful for this."

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"The napkins?" 

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"The napkins are cloth, I think paper might be too expensive to use for napkins here."

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"You can write on them?" Eefa has never heard of paper napkins.

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"...I guess I could check if my power can get a mark off a cloth napkin."

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Nod.

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"I'd still need a pen, though, I don't have one of those... the power might work well with a wax tablet, which I also don't have..."

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Nod.

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"We can keep an eye out."

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Nod. Eefa always does.

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"I think I'm out of progress to make with this sign but we can review it tomorrow perhaps."

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Eefa can just sort of stare at the ground for now in that case.

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Pelape flops on the bed and sighs, then sits up and looks out the window some more.

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Eventually she'll see the Eefa smugglers leave that way.

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"Looks like they're heading out."

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"Mm." This is good they weren't as nice as Pelape has been so far.

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For lack of anything else to do with her time Pelape is going to go do a shift in the laundry room. They might be planning to buy supplies in town or something and not be hitting the road just yet; they can go exploring outside Elysium in the morning.

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Someone new is helping out!

"Well, aren't we a rainbow today."

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"Pardon?"

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"But you've hardly done anything wrong yet!"

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...does anyone else in the laundry room have commentary on this.

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"She's always like this," comments one of the more experienced employees. "Doesn't even work here, just shows up, does some tasks, and leaves."

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"And they don't even pay me."

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"Is there even money here, or do you mean she doesn't even take a meal?"

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"They feed me!"

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"Some people who work here, me included, live in town and get paid in money instead of food or lodging."

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"Gotcha. What else is there in town besides Elysium?"

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"There's a market 'round Elysium and a bunch of different townsfolk selling and buying stuff. Kenton's got a bit of most things and what it doesn't have someone visiting Elysium will. Walls keep unwanted folk out and no one messes with Saffron so things are as peaceful as they can be."

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"Is this the biggest town around?"

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"Yeah - tens of thousands of people."

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"No cities bigger than that, farther off?"

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"Oh sure there are bigger places - Dallas and Second NY I think. Though that's just based on rumors."

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"People don't travel to and from much?"

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"Lots of people travel plenty, just not that far."

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"Why not?"

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"Not safe to travel, especially when you don't know the area."

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"Because of the Maelstrom?"

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"That and the people."

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"Is there a map that shows those cities and what's between them?"

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"Maybe someone has a map like that but I don't."

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"Has the maelstrom always existed?"

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"No."

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"How old is it?"

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"Bit over a century - why don't you know this?"

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"Because she's very lost."

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"Yes, I am. How long is a year?"

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"365 days?"

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So about a season. So the Maelstrom is 25 years old actually. "Thank you."

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"Your welcome." Unnerving that she didn't know in the first place.

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If nobody asks she sees no reason to volunteer her tragic backstory.

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That done with, Fifi is going to try out creative ways to fold napkins.

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That's between her and the management. Pelape is here to clean things.

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Management has learned by now that Fifi is worth her eccentricities, if barely.

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She can try telling Eefa a story, if Fifi doesn't have any more comments. How about the account of the Tapai moon colony.

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"Why'd they want to go there?"

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"They wanted practice with living on places other than Amenta, and getting there with space shuttles, so they could get better at both of those things and learn more about what they'd need to know to live on farther planets and moons one day."

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"Why?"

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"There are more people on Amenta than here and they want more room and other planets would have that if we got good at traveling to and living on them."

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Oh, people wanting to not live near lots of other people makes sense. Eefa nods.

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"If they knew where I was they'd be working on that too but I don't think they do."

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"That sounds nice."

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"Probably an improvement, though I haven't seen much of this place."

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Eefa suspects she has been misunderstood but isn't going to correct Pelape about that.

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Then Pelape won't know. Cleaning cleaning cleaning.

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Fifi has figured out how to make hats out of the napkins. Like so.

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She's not putting them on her head, is she?

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Only the bottom one is actually touching her head.

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"If it touches your hair I have to clean it again. I'm paid by the hour or I'd care more but like, ew."

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"Around here we put napkin hats on our heads and it's okay."

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"It's not the end of the world but it's not sanitary."

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"Yes, the world already ended and so we don't care about things like that anymore."

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"The world is manifestly existing even if it took a lot of damage."

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"Sometimes endings are beginnings."

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"...sure."

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Eefa does not understand any of this but that's not very unusual.

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Eventually Pelape works up the nerve to go into town and see what there is to see. Eefa may join her or stay in Elysium as she prefers.

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Eefa will stick by her protector.

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The busy market outside has stalls selling a variety of foods, water, some basic electrical appliances, clothes, and other goods. 

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...what kinds of electrical appliances. How expensive are the clothes.

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Toasters, electric heaters, and some rather expensive blenders in one stall. Another sells lightbulbs that look much more sophisticated, along with canned food and higher quality utensils and cookware than the other stall.

A shirt costs a bit less than a week of the cheapest food for one person.

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What's the range of dates on the canned food, or don't they bother with that on this planet? Is the cloth machined or plausibly homespun?

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The canned food is all a century past the best used by date, while the cloth looks homespun.

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Ew.

She'll probably want a change of clothes eventually even though she can keep the ones she's got on clean; they've got little rents and rips. Will these people take Elysium-room-days as a currency or does she need to find a way to save up something more negotiable?

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They won't take the room-days but the Mayor's at the market today over that way and can probably help.

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No, she's not in a hurry, she can clean her clothes, but she'll keep an eye out for anyone who's paying in money for anything she can do.

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There are people paying in money for cleaning, wagon repair, services that require heading to a second location, bulk orders of various goods, water, mercenaries, printing, and more. As the day goes on more stalls get set-up, spilling further into the city and onto side streets between houses. 

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Cleaning what?

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Clothes mostly, a couple of places offer grooming of livestock as well, and one vendor is advertising a bathhouse in town with day passes that cost as much as it does to feed a family of four for a month.

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An animal is one thing and a load of laundry is many. How much could she get for cleaning off somebody's cow or whatever?

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Mostly the services are for pack animals and include combing with the cleaning.

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She can pet a donkey in more time than it takes her to go through a laundry basket. How much.

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For each animal she can get enough of the local currency for a day of food.

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Cool. She'll set up when she is weary of looking at twenty-five hundred-year-old canned food. Get your donkeys etcetera magically cleaned here.

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People give her stall weird looks and largely choose the safer options.

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Understandable. It's fine if her first attempt at this yields a slow day, nobody's heard of her yet.

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"Hey, I'm Laithan, I havn't seen you around here before?"

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"My name is Pelape." She leaves out the jobname. She doesn't want a purple jobname, at least not in a society that doesn't even seem to use them. "I'm new, I've been staying at Elysium."

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"And you have cleaning abilities?"

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"I have touch telekinesis but I'm mostly using it for cleaning so far."

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"Oh, that sounds useful - though uh. Probably you would get more customers if you didn't specify that's how you were doing the cleaning."

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"I don't exactly have a secluded place in which to do it out of view."

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"How long will it take?"

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"For an animal I have to run my hands over most of its fur to be thorough but it doesn't take longer than that."

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"I can find you a secluded area that's normally used for storage nearby and you could rent it for less than you're charging for one animal a day, if that works?"

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"I don't actually know if I want this to be my ongoing occupation."

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"It could be temporary if you'd prefer - I just don't expect many people to take you up on it if you advertise that you're using an ability to do it."

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"I have no wish to defraud people. The Elysium folks can probably give me part of my pay in cash if I ask, anyway."

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"Oh yeah, they probably would. I don't think it would be defrauding people - it's just socially frowned on enough that you won't get takers in a busy market."

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"Why is that?"

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"People are superstitious about abilities from the maelstrom, basically."

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"...are there historical comparisons I should be aware of?"

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"The maelstrom sort of ended civilization and often the things that come out of it are dangerous - no obvious individual comparisons come to mind."

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"Well, hopefully people will get used to me."

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"Townies largely will if you give them time and your abilities aren't too obvious, and Saffron won't care at all."

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"She doesn't, she hired me. I'm not your species, though, that's separate from the power - I guess locals seem to get grey hair as they get older and maybe nobody's looking that closely at my teeth -?"

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"Folks will ignore the hair, yeah. Your teeth, oh... they aren't so obvious that they'll be a major issue is my guess? Unless someone's both unusually observant and prejudiced."

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"Could be worse."

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"Oh?"

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"...if something were a major issue. That would be worse."

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"Oh yes, that makes sense. I didn't know if you had something specific in mind. You said you were a different species?"

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"Yeah. We're called Amentans."

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"How uh, did you end up here?"

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"I don't know. I guess one possibility is that the Maelstrom decided to kick up on my planet too and I was among the very first people it got."

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"That... I hope that isn't it."

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"Yeah, me too, but I don't have a way to find out."

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"It's not impossible that Fifi would know?"

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"Does she actually know things or just make pronouncements?"

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"Sometimes she actually knows things, I can't tell how much of the time though."

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"How can you tell that she ever does? If she's just guessing she might get things right by accident."

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"I've never known her to be entirely wrong and she's very often clearly right - one time she scolded a friend of mine for not having freed up her schedule to care for her wife Lia, who arrived later that same day badly wounded. And was a complete stranger."

"They got married a year ago."

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"But if she does that enough times, if Lia's a common name, if your friend took it as a prompt..."

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"Lia isn't at all a common name. I've seen her get names wrong though usually there's a similarity and she's right a lot more often than she should be. But yeah, no individual thing is very solid."

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"Well, I'll pay attention just in case, but I don't really credit it yet."

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"Very reasonable of you."

"I suppose given that there isn't a maelstrom your civilization would be substantially different from ours."

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"That and being a different species."

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"Are there differences besides the teeth and hair?"

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"Psychological ones. I'm not sure about any others yet, I haven't been here long."

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"Do you know about any technological innovations that might be usefully transferable from your world to ours?"

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She touches her hair. "Not so I could engineer them. And I have the impression you used to be - maybe not as high tech as us but within decades, not centuries - well, our years are about four times longer - before the maelstrom, so I don't know if the level of information I as a layperson can provide would get you very far when your own survivors didn't."

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"It's possible we'd be able to get farther if we had more survivors now, though not obvious. We've recovered at least a bit and not much knowledge was preserved."

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"I can tell you about stuff we had, just, there are going to be a lot of frustrating gaps, my expertise was mostly in, like, statistical modeling."

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"What's that?"

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"Predicting things like who will win elections or win games by figuring out what features of the past are predictive and how much."

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"Oh that sounds cool and I am interested in hearing much more about it."

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"I did a lot of it with technology you don't have here but I can explain some of it if you give me something to write with. And maybe pay me, though I would take payment in some adequately reusable writing surface."

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"We have paper and chalkboard, paper and pens and ink are that way on the left, and the chalkboard would be at one of the lost tech stalls, I think the one that direction with the yellow duck made of rubber has some in addition to chalk. I am happy to pay you enough to afford either option - I prefer the pens and ink but they are more expensive."

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"I was actually thinking a wax tablet would be really convenient with my power and I wouldn't go through chalk. If you're buying I think it's up to you though."

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"I can pay in cash. You could probably ask our chandler for a wax tablet. The local one doesn't have their own stall at the market; only sellers who buy from them. You can find them in town at 10 Norm Lane."

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"Are you proposing we go on an excursion to Norm Lane right now or that you buy something temporary for your statistics lesson and I go do that after you've paid me?"

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"I can pay you now and we can schedule the statistics lesson for a future block of time when we're both free, if that works."

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"Sure. My hours at Elysium are pretty flexible except insofar as I eat there and it makes the most sense to do the dishes right afterwards."

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He can likewise find a place on his rather packed schedule for her.

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"Pleasure doing business with you. Shall we meet within Elysium or somewhere else?"

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"I have a living room but if you're more comfortable somewhere in Elysium that'd be fine too."

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"Eefa's been sticking close to me, I don't know if you meant to invite her too or not."

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She blinks at the mention of her name, continuing to do her best to not attract too much attention.

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"She'd be welcome at my place."

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"That okay with you, Eefa?"

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She nods. Probably Pelape is correct about her being able to defeat this man if needed so it'll be safe. 

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"Okay, we'll be there, then."

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"See you then!" And he's off to continue his circuit around the market, chatting with people and helping out when he is able to.

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She'll go buy a wax tablet off the chandler.

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Does she just want plain wax or should she do some sort of layered thing to make writing appear in a different color than the surface?

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"...layers sound cool, thanks."

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It'll cost extra but still is well below the amount Laithan paid her.

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Is it ready soon enough to take home the same day?

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Yep, he can go and make it right now if she'd like.

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Yes please.

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It will still take an hour to cool but then she can have her writing tablet.

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She and Eefa can go circulate in the market a bit more while the tablet hardens and then come back for it.

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Eefa stares meaningfully at the canned food in case that will get her some.

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It will absolutely not! That shit is older than Pelape's grandparents!

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Its valuable, small, and also unspoilable food. But she is not going to use words to ask since why would that work.

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In this case it certainly would not!

Anyway, back for the tablet and then back to Elysium.

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Eefa accompanies her silently.

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The tablet is useful for reading lessons as well as other things.

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"Can you make pictures?" Eefa asks after she's completed another reading lesson.

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"I'm not a very good artist, but maybe, what do you want to see pictures of?"

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Shrug.

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Well, she can do shapes. Triangle, circle, square, and their names.

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"Can you make a tree?"

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She can make a sketchy tree outline. T-R-E-E.

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"On a hill?"

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Sure, a curve under the bottom of the trunk.

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"Can I be under the tree?"

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"...I can try." Little barely more than a stick figure child sitting under the tree with a fluff of hair.

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"...That's not very me."

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"I'm not a very good artist and can't do any colors other than the ones in the wax."

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"Could I use my fingers?"

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"As long as you don't completely remove any of the wax. My power can shape it but not put it back once it's lost in the floorboards or whatever. Do you want to start with it flat?"

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"Can I start with the tree and the hill?"

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"Sure." She smooths out the picture of the child.

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Eefa, as it turns out, isn't actually better than Pelape. But she enjoys trying anyways, scratching out a design with her fingernails.

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Pelape chases down wax bits as they go astray.

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Well, some of them end up under her fingernails.

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She can get those too if she touches Eefa's hands.

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It's sort of obvious on her face that she hates this but her hands stay completely still during it anyways.

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"- you've got wax under your nails, see?"

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Eefa looks. It doesn't make it better.

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"...so I'm getting it out. There, all done."

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Eefa's hands can be swiftly retracted and hidden inside her shirt now.

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Pelape can stop touching her now.

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Good!!

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The wax tablet can go on the desk and Pelape can go do another shift in the laundry room.

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In that case Eefa will be calmed down by the time she gets back, and also about half of the snacks she hid in the sconce will be rehidden somewhere else.

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Eefa curls up at her spot a bit away from Pelape and falls asleep too.

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And the next day she can meet the local who wants to know about stats.

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"Hi! So I've read a math textbook I managed to find in good shape and I've tried to figure out some other stuff on my own but I haven't gotten far and mostly only have been doing what's been useful for helping with the market and such."

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"Well, I can't look anything up, but I can remember a lot. Is there a specific question you want to know how to approach?"

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"Well I'd like to know more generally but I've been having trouble figuring out how to make predictions about the future of the market other than by drawing some points I know and guessing at a line through them that looks right - I have some ideas how to tell which lines are better but not how to find the best one."

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"Good news, this is something of a specialty."

Graphs!!!

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Laithan is a quick study and after asking some questions dashes off to another room and comes back with two binders full of market records and some paper for attempting new graphs in addition to copies of old ones.

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Pelape is familiar with the theorems saying that in a perfectly efficient market it is literally impossible to predict price changes because all the information you could use to do that is priced in, and she explains this, but of course few markets are perfectly efficient.

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He is pretty sure this one isn't - he's had to work hard to get people to provide prices based on things besides gut instincts, even for goods with occasional spikes in demand it's smart to keep some excess reserves ready for, like antibiotics.

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"The gut instincts are probably encoding some useful information, and if nothing else they're rendering these people resistant to market manipulation of the form 'someone has a convincing logical argument for why the price should be different in the way they suggest'."

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"Yeah, I've mostly just been getting people to keep records so they can have something to inform their instincts better."

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Do they have double-entry bookkeeping? She can explain that.

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They don't! And also Laitan never understood till now whether people were serious about falling for someone right after meeting them.

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To be clear, she did not invent double entry bookkeeping.

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"Does everyone know it where you're from?"

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"Not everyone does bookkeeping at all so some people never pick it up or promptly forget it, but it was covered in school."

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"Well, I'm definitely happy you remembered it."

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"I can tell!"

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"I just really like clever accounting practices."

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"I can remember a few things about how making book for betting works?"

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"I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds possibly interesting?"

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"Do people bet on things here?"

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"Sometimes as entertainment. There's more going on in places that allow gladiatorial games I think, but we don't have those here."

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"...gladiators specifically, nobody's playing a ball game or having a race or anything?"

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"We have football and frisbee - ball and disc games respectively - and you can bet on the football but the towns that draw large crowds for this sort of thing offer gladiatorial games in addition to those."

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"Okay. When people bet on football or frisbee do they bet directly with one another or is there someone centralizing it?"

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"Directly against one another."

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"Huh. ...how much money are they moving all told?"

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"Not much? People will bet a day or two earnings at most I think, maybe a dozen people bet regularly. I guess during the bigger games a few times a year a couple thousand people might place some sort of wager with their friends."

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"So I guess it's not astonishing nobody's making book if there's not a lot of volume. The general idea is that the bookie will decide how likely they think various outcomes are - somebody wins, somebody else wins, points margin, game duration, someone gets injured, whatever. Suppose you're talking about something simple, a race between ten gr- between ten people..." She sketches out a possible array of odds. "And they offer these bets to anyone who wants them, and update the numbers if they learn more - including if one of the racers is more popular than they were expecting as somebody to bet on. In general they have the odds right and have enough money to cover the bets and keep at it for a while they'll make money."

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"How do they decide how much to update the numbers by when a bet is more popular than they expected?" 

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"It's been a while since I took this class, but -" Here is what she remembers.

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Laithan is an extremely enthusiastic student.

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It's more fun than doing laundry.

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"Did you use this sort of thing in your everyday life back in your home universe?"

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"I mostly wrote about it, I wasn't personally handling bets."

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"What sort of things did you write about it?"

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She can summarize some of her blog posts for him, sure.

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"Huh, were sports very popular or are you just a fan?"

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"Very popular. Also there are more of us. Or were, I don't know how much damage may have occurred in the event that brought me to this planet. Half a billion in my country alone."

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"Before the maelstrom there were billions worldwide, I'm not sure about individual countries."

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"Thirteen billion on the planet Amenta."

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"I've never heard a number that high - I've heard seven or eight. I doubt there's more than tens of millions left, maybe only millions."

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"Well, at some point there were seven or eight billion Amentans too, we just kept going a bit after that."

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"I hope they're okay."

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"Me too."

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"There's an engineer who, when she's not running our city's electrical grid, water filtration, and foundry, somehow finds the time to research the maelstrom - she might have some idea of whether it's likely to have spread to your world."

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"Is there anything that could possibly be done about it?"

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"I don't think so."

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"So I guess it'd be sort of interesting to have her guess but it's hardly urgent."

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"Yeah."

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There's a loud clatter from an adjoining room, where a weakly mounted shelf has given way under Eefa, sending her and several small jars full of preservatives to the ground.

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Pelape goes over to pick her up and check if there's any shards.

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Oh no, actually, what if she weren't visible at all.

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"Eefa?!"

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"What- where is she?"

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There's a foot-shaped indentation in some of the spilled jam behind where Eefa was just standing, but no other response.

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"I don't know! She was here a second ago! I knew she had powers but I didn't know one of them was turning invisible."

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"Ah - do you... know how to get her to be visible again? And if she's okay?"

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"No idea. She's not mine, I just picked her up on the way to Elysium. Eefa?"

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No response.

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Well, she can get started on clearing the floor of jam and shards.

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Laithan can go get some spoons, replacement jars, and a broom.

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Eventually if Pelape turns around she'll notice Eefa behind her.

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"- there you are. Did any of the glass shards hurt you?"

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"No."

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"You've got jam on your feet -" Pelape holds out her hand.

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She'll touch the hand, bracing herself.

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Jam whisks off her neatly. "There you go, all cleaned up. I don't think the shelves are very good to climb."

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Is that all?

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Pelape is still looking at her with a bit of concern but has nothing else to say or do.

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"Oh, you're back. Is everything okay?" asks Laithan, returning with cleaning supplies.

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Eefa blinks at the very confusing man.

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"You were invisible for a little bit. Did you do that on purpose or did it just happen?"

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"Happened."

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"Has it happened before?"

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Eefa nods.

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"Does something make it happen that you've noticed or is it random?"

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Eefa's not going to answer that one.

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Yeah she's like that sometimes. Pelape drops it. Does another check for shards.

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No shards in Eefa! Though there is a shard on the floor that has a speck of blood on it, weirdly enough.

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Could be jam, it's not like Pelape wants to sniff it. She TTKs all the debris into the appropriate receptacle.

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"Oh, that's really cool. Can you get the blueberry jam into the mason jar without including any glass?"

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"It's been on the floor, I can probably exclude the dirt but are you sure you want me to try it?"

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"...If you'd rather not I suppose you don't have to but while I can afford more I don't exactly want to waste food?"

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"...if you say so." She does her best with coaxing the jam and only the jam into the new jar.

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"Thanks. How did you and Eefa meet?"

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"I rescued her from some evil assholes."

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"Oh. Good."

 

 

"...the slave trade is banned in Kenton."

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"Well, I don't know what their plan was to get her through here without getting in trouble. We beat them to Elysium and Saffron threw out the one who tried to start something."

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"Oh. We don't really have jurisdiction over Elysium. Saffron might intervene if there was a conflict with a person who was there against their will but might not do so proactively, I'm not sure."

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"I guess that makes sense."

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"I'm hoping that eventually Kenton will have enough economic power to pressure other localities to ban slavery themselves."

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"That would be nice, yes. Amenta doesn't have slavery any more."

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"I think it was banned here for over a century before the maelstrom." 

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"I think you have some pre-apocalyptic artifacts - like the lightbulbs, though maybe you're about to tell me that you've got lightbulb manufacture figured out actually? - do you have old books and stuff too or are you relying on things you were told by older people when you make that assertion?"

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"The lightbulbs are pre-apocalypse, we can make our own but not as good. Written records are exceptionally rare but I've managed to acquire a few - the math textbook I mentioned before is one, a copy of the governing document of the pre-maelstrom country that this area was part of is another, complete with a list of dated amendments to that document, including the one banning slavery."

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"Is there continuous timekeeping, do you know the current date such that you're sure it was counted correctly from before?"

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"No."

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"Alas."

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"Any particular reason you wanted to know?"

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"Just curious."

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Laithan is happy to discuss statistics for a bit longer and would like to do so again another time but he's going to need to leave pretty soon or he'll be late for his next meeting.

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She and Eefa can head back to Elysium then.

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"What did you want from him?"

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"He paid me yesterday, remember? That's how I got the wax tablet."

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"Why'd he do that?"

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"He was trading me money yesterday for talking about math and stuff today."

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"Only for talking?"

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"And for drawing him the diagrams and stuff, but yeah, pretty much."

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Eefa looks at her skeptically but doesn't have further comments.

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"Does that seem strange to you? It didn't to me but maybe it's unusual here."

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"People sometimes ask me questions but they don't pay me about it. They pay for food and useful things like that."

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"Well, he wanted an entire lesson, not just a casual conversation."

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"Sometimes people want to ask me lots of questions."

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"...about, like, your powers?"

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Eefa stares in response.

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This is going to be possibly the most frustrating possible child to have on hand when Pelape reseasons. ...she should probably explain that that's going to happen before it does.

"What season is it here, do you know?"

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"Spring?"

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"Okay. Well, Amentans feel different ways at different times of year. My body doesn't know it's spring yet, but it'll notice in the next few weeks. When that happens I'm going to want some privacy some of the time in our room - that means you can't be there, not even if you're invisible - maybe with other grownups, maybe not, it'll depend, and we can work out a compromise on when that can be without being too inconvenient but it'll need to be at least sometimes. And also I'll be cuddlier. I don't need to touch you when you're not in the mood except to keep you clean but I might wind up hugging you in my sleep or something."

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Will the hugging hurt, she doesn't ask. She'll find out probably.

"If someone tries to take me while I can't be around you will you come get me back?"

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"I'd do my best but I hope we can come up with a good place for you to hang out while I need privacy. Maybe you can be wherever Saffron is since she seems willing to protect you, for example, or you might make a friend at some point who you want to go play with."

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Eefa is so skeptical.

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"I won't know what the problems are with my ideas if you don't tell me."

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"People don't protect me unless they want to keep me away from other people."

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"...what do you mean?"

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Eefa blinks.

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"I'm confused for a few reasons - the thing you're worried about is someone trying to take you, so technically speaking, someone who just wanted to keep you away from a kidnapper would be fine, but it sounded like you didn't think it would be fine. I'm protecting you and I started doing it to take you away from some people but I did that because they were mistreating you. In general I - think you have been in the hands of people who really shouldn't have access to children and you might have a skewed idea of how most people are about most children. Though I acknowledge you are not most children."

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Oh no she's noticed that.

"So far I don't want someone to take me from you. If they do you could take me back."

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"Right, but - what would be wrong with hanging around Saffron, who doesn't let anyone start fights in Elysium?"

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"She's probably much worse than you?"

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"Right, but I will only need privacy temporarily. You could go sit somewhere Saffron can see you during a matinee show or something, and then meet up with me again afterwards."

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"What if she takes me from you?"

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"If she wanted to do that she could have done it already."

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"Sometimes people don't try until they know more about me."

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"Like, only once they find out you can turn invisible or something?"

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She's not answering that.

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"Well, I don't think I'm going to spring tomorrow so we have some time to think about it but I can't stop it from happening at some point soon."

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"Could you take me back from Saffron."

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"No, she's got guards backing her up and anyway I'm not actually a good shot, I'm purely posturing with the gun. But for the same reason I can't stop her if she decides to kidnap you in the first place."

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"Okay."

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"It doesn't have to be her, she's just around and demonstrably hasn't decided to take you yet."

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Eefa nods.

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Does Eefa want to work on reading some more?

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Sure, that wasn't bad.

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Then Pelape will do her best at correlating English sounds and spellings in some systematically learnable way.

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Eefa is a bit better at this than her apparent age might suggest.

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Pelape has no idea what the human developmental stages for this might be so she's neither impressed nor concerned.

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Eefa doesn't exactly know herself, so she won't expect either of Pelape.

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And eventually the day is over and another begins. Breakfast time.

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Eefa freezes up in the doorway to Elysium's dining room.

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"...Eefa?"

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She is staring wide-eyed at one particular balding man who is serving himself scrambled eggs. She doesn't respond to Pelape.

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"Eefa, do you not want breakfast?"

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"I do want breakfast," she says without needing to think about it or stop staring.

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"Is there a reason you're not going in and sitting down as usual then?"

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"A wolf."

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"I don't see a wolf? Or anything like one, I know it wouldn't look like an Amentan wolf and not just because they're extinct."

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Eefa can stare pointedly.

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"That looks like a human to me."

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She shakes her head.

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"How can you tell?"

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She's not answering that since it's clearly a trick question - obviously that's a wolf.

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"He looks like a human to me. No one else is acting like he's different from anyone else, either. So I think maybe you are noticing something no one else will, and that means it will be pretty hard to do anything about it. Is a wolf the sort of thing you need to do something about?"

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She hesitates before nodding.

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"What is it you need to do about a wolf?"

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"Not let them get me."

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"Do they do things a human who wanted to get you wouldn't do?"

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"No."

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"Okay. Do you want to wait in our room while I get us both breakfast and eat there?"

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Nod nod.

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Pelape walks her back to the room and goes and gets two plates and brings them up.

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Eefa eats everything on her plate, like always.

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"Do you want to stay here while I'm working or come with?"

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"Come with."

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So they can go in the kitchens like normal. Pelape notifies the cook that Eefa gets a bad vibe from one of the new visitors and if he tries to be admitted to the kitchen how about instead no.

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The visitor does in fact show up to the kitchen to see if they have any leftover peaches. He is refused entry by the cook who trusts Pelape to be reasonable by now.

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He can have leftover peaches if he doesn't come into the kitchen to get them, as far as Pelape's concerned.

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He can wait till lunch time. Elysium doesn't provide snacks to people based on anything other than the cook's whims. 

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They can park in the kitchen for a long time, and then take the back way to the laundry room.

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No one shows up to cause trouble when they do so.

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Good. Laundry time.

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Eefa nervously helps.

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Elysium sure generates a lot of sheets and acrobat costumes and tablecloths and whatnot that need washing.

When they're done there they can go back to dishes. The "wolf" doesn't seem inclined to be pushy about getting into service rooms.

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Even so, Eefa is not going to leave Pelape's side during any of this.

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Super valid. Pelape's honestly mostly expecting that the guy just kind of resembles somebody who was particularly horrible to Eefa in the past but that's a good enough reason.

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The man is present at dinner as well, chatting with several other patrons who he appears to be friends with.

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They can just eat in the kitchen, how about.

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Yes, that seems like a good idea.

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Does Eefa feel safe about going up to their room after they've handled the dinner dishes?

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Yep! There're fewer people around there.

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That's not necessarily a good thing depending on how hypothetically intent the "wolf" is to get to her and how unhelpful the witnesses would be but up they go.

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Eefa prefers other people to the wolf, but she still doesn't trust other people much.

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Anyway, Pelape's only idea for stuff to do in their room continues to be reading lessons.

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Eefa continues to appear fine with this.

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If the guy's still there the next day they can carry on with this routine indefinitely.

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He is! The cook mentions that he's apparently a guest a few times a year to sell pickled foods at the market.

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Good for him but she's got this kid to keep safe and safe-feeling and that means not being in a room with him.

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No one seems to have heard of him causing trouble before. What about him bothered the kid?

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"I don't actually know, I don't want to make a big deal for him about it, I just want to let her keep her distance."

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"Well, she's your kid."

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Close enough. "Thanks."

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In the middle of the fourth night of this Eefa attempts to poke Pelape awake really quietly.

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"Hmmwha?"

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Eefa covers Pelape's mouth with her hand as best she can. 

There's the sound of a metal tool scraping against the doorknob a moment later.

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...Pelape gets out of bed and lays a hand on the doorknob. It is still and will not budge.

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The scraping stops and then a minute later resumes near the hinges of the door.

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She can touch those too, the top one with her other hand and the bottom one with her foot.

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In that case the scraping will stop entirely. 

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She stands there, listening.

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She can hear what is possibly someone breathing a few feet from the door.

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Well then. She'll keep standing there.

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The person checks the doorknob and hinges again after a bit.

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She's still there touching them and holding them all still.

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They leave after that, at least as far as she can hear.

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"Can you tell if they're gone?" she whispers to Eefa.

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"I can't hear them?" she whispers back.

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"Me either."

She gets back into bed.

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...

Eefa is going to cuddle up in the bed this time.

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She's more than welcome to.

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They're undisturbed during the rest of the night.

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In the morning: "Do you know if that was the 'wolf' or are you not sure?"

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"Not sure."

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"I'm tempted to tell Saffron, see if she'll post a guard on the hall, but if you don't want me to, I won't."

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"If you think it'll make us safer."

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"It depends on things that we don't know, but I'd think so - a smart bad person intent on getting into our room, if they don't want to make a scene about it, has way more ways to do it without witnesses."

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Eefa nods.

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"And it didn't seem like they wanted to make a scene. So - yeah. If we can get to Saffron without going right by the wolf in the process I want to tell her."

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"Okay." So long as Eefa doesn't have to leave Pelape's side during the process.

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She doesn't.

Saffron proves to be eating breakfast in the cafeteria with her favorite performer, though, so they'll have to talk to her later or through an intermediary or something. Off they go to eat in the kitchen while Pelape handles dishes.

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For some reason, the cook isn't present in the kitchen at the moment.

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...are there other staffpeople?

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Not at the moment! There is, however, a hand covering her mouth from someone behind her, and a gun pressed to her forehead.

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That gun is jammed. That gun is in contact with her and she's decided that it's jammed. That will - work, right, it will - it has to -

- and just as importantly all the bones in that hand are going to break, right now -

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"Fuck!"

He fires the gun, which, as it turns out, is too far away from Pelape to jam properly.

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She notices that jamming the gun did not make a noise, and notices his finger closing on the trigger, and it occurs to her to also bend the barrel as far as it'll go before it's not touching her any more, up to point at the ceiling.

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Well, in that case it explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere, including at Pelape.

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As soon as it touches her it meets her TTK and it stops but she still screams! Is Eefa close enough to throw herself on top of her??

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Eefa is nowhere to be seen actually!

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Good for her probably! Pelape fell onto the floor at some point!

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Their attacker staggers back, his hand and stomach bleeding profusely.

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"HELP," Pelape screams at the top of her lungs, "HELP, GUARDS, SAFFRON -"

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The attacker staggers towards the kitchen knives.

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An Elysium guard bursts in, sees Pelape on the ground without a weapon and the wolf still standing and going for the knives, and shoots the wolf in the chest.

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The wolf collapses, dead.

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Leaving Pelape to give a shaky report of the situation to Saffron in her office. (Eefa "must have gotten away" and Pelape does not know where to.)

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Eefa shows up soon after Pelape gives her report.

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"There you are - are you okay, did you get hurt at all -" Does she want a hug, she probably doesn't but Pelape'll open her arms in case.

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"Only for a little bit."

Eefa is confused what Pelape is doing with her arms like that.

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Yeah, figures, Pelape would kind of like a hug but Eefa doesn't have to. "All better now?" She can ask once they're not talking to Saffron any more if she means that she heals fast or that she bumped her arm and it stopped hurting after a minute.

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Nod.

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"Anyway, it was the same guy Eefa had a bad feeling about before, and I'd asked the staff not to let him into the kitchen but when we went in there the place was empty, where is everyone -"

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Good question, where is everyone.

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In a pantry. They are very thoroughly bound and gagged, but alive.

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Saffron lets them all go and demands to know how they all got that way without anyone raising an alarm.

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Only two of them were there at first, the others were surprised by the attacker when they arrived in individually.

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Fine, none of them are fired, but she's very irritated. They should scream if they're attacked. People getting attacked in Elysium without getting instant backup damages her rep. The cafeteria patrol are within earshot.

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Saffron seems done with them. Pelape and Eefa can go get their belated meal and then retreat to their room.

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Eefa relaxes back to her pre-wolf sighting level of paranoia pretty quicky.

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That's good.

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When Pelape goes to clean Eefa using her power she'll notice her shirt has some new holes and nearby specks of dried blood.

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"When you get hurt by something little, does it come out okay on its own while you're healing, or does it ever get stuck under your skin?"

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"Nothing stays under my skin," Eefa replies, giving the answer she judges least likely to result in Pelape trying to place things under her skin.

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"Okay, that's good. Are there bits of shrapnel anywhere that someone might step on them and get hurt?"

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"I dunno."

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"What if we go check all the places you went after the gun exploded, to make sure?"

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"Okay."

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So Pelape follows her checking for bits of bloodied shrapnel.

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There do not appear to be any.

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That's good.

She... has a lot of questions about 'wolves' but it doesn't seem like the time.

Back to work, she guesses.

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Well, Eefa certainly isn't volunteering anything.

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She's such a quiet kid and Pelape doesn't know if she's just a quiet kid or if Pelape's failing at looking after her in some way which has cost her the opportunity to be fully trusted.

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Dishes dishes dishes.

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Eefa can help a bit as normal.

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Laundry laundry laundry.

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And eventually bed time bed time bed time.

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It's a couple of weeks later that Pelape reseasons. This is obvious before she wakes up because as she warned she attempts to cuddle Eefa in her sleep.

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Eefa wakes up and tries to escape from Pelape's grasp the first time this happens.

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"Arcball. Grouse?"

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Nouns do not hinder Eefa's attempt to get out from under this arm.

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She escapes and Pelape's nouns become more distressed. "Carousel??"

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Do they stay more distressed?

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Yeah. "Yellow. Eight. Treebranch!"

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Eefa moves back under the arm.

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"Staple."

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Eefa can fall asleep like this, it just takes her a bit longer.

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Pelape wakes up in the morning at a normal time. Awwwww snuggles <3

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Eefa wakes up soon after Pelape.

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"Good morning!"

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Eefa nods.

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"....I'm springing. If that wasn't obvious."

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Nod nod.

"You said you would."

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"Yeah. Any thoughts about a good place to hang out when I need privacy? I don't need it right now, but I will, soon."

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"Near Saffron and other people?"

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"Sounds good."

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"Now?"

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"It can be pretty much whenever works best for you unless I'm making plans with another grownup, which I don't plan to do today."

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Now works in that case.

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Pelape comes and gets her a bit later and they can go about their day mostly as normal with a little more fussing over Eefa's hair. What if it was in cute little braids?

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Eefa will not complain if that's what Pelape wants to do.

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"Ohhhhh you look so cute with pigtails, I wish I had something to tie them off with."

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Eefa looks at Pelape with mild confusion.

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"You're adorable! I can redo them in front of the mirror next time we're in the bathroom."

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"Okay."

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Baaaaaaaby~

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"You're supposed to be smiling like that?" Or does Eefa need to be more careful about what she eats.

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"Yes, that's normal for a springing Amentan with a kiddo to look after."

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"Okay."

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Laithan visits Elysium later that day to see about scheduling another statistics lesson for the evening - Elysium is fine, he has a working dinner there.

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Sure! Who's he having dinner with?

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The deputy mayor of a smaller adjacent city, which has been hosting some bandits Kenton citizens would prefer farther away from them.

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Well, she's available after dinner no problem.

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Oh good, the dinner is stressful (apparently the deputy mayor is married to one of the bandits) and he is looking forward to statistics with Pelape afterwards.

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Stats stats stats.

"...Eefa, can you go hang out with Saffron for a bit?" Pelape asks, when they've gotten to a lull in the stats and Laithan's chewing on a complicated multistep inference.

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Sure, she can do that.

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"So, my species has a hormonal system thing where our sex drives go way up in the spring and also whenever said system is confused about whether or not it's spring, and my system realized it wasn't autumn any more recently, do you want to have sex?"

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Apparently Laithan can turn quite red.

"Um. Uh."

 

 

 

He pinches himself experimentally. 

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"...does pinching your arm have a cultural meaning that I didn't get with the language?"

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"It's supposed to test whether you're in a dream or real life."

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"- look, if you don't want to, I'll be fine, and if I'm lucky I'll re-season properly and then this will go away in summer and I'll have three more seasons in which to meet more people, but -"

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"No, no, I definitely want to!" His voice gets a bit high pitched at the end of saying this.

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"Oh, good." She takes off her shirt.

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His hands are a little trembly but not so much that he can't also take off his own shirt!

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"I'm gonna neaten you up a bit as we go, okay, I don't know where you've been, it doesn't feel like much -" She manages to incorporate this into otherwise fairly normal nonmagical kissing.

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Laithan is learning new and confusing things about what he considers hot.

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She will also have to pet his hair to make sure that's clean. Then she can start taking off pants.

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He leans into the hair petting and can help with the pants once he notices that that's happening, apparently.

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It's *~*spring*~* (hopefully not forever, but it feels like spring and it is nice to have a boy who is good at math to be naked with and kiss).

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This is approximately as amazing as that time she told him about double entry bookkeeping.

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She'd be offended except that he was really into double entry bookkeeping.

She has a six-year-rated implant that she got last winter, and even if she didn't they're different species, so no need to double-check if there are very low key population controls around here or set up a coparenting contingency plan, she can just obey the hormones.

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He doesn't know this and so is going to ask if she has a condom with her.

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"No - can you even produce them at this tech level or are they all a century old - we aren't the same species and I have a contraceptive implant."

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"We can make them - do you have any sexually transmitted diseases I should know about?"

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"No."

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In that case he has no more objections!

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Yaaaaaay~

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This is really so much better than he thought it possible for first contact to go.

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What unimaginative first contact scenarios. Everyone knows that they are supposed to involve banging cute aliens.

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Honestly the thought had never occurred to Laithan, but now that he's met this particular alien he can see the appeal.

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She would be such a good ambassador to this planet if only everything about the situation of first contact were different.

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Laithan is unclear on whether this is supposed to be part of an ambassador's job but he is definitely not complaining.

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Anyway she'd like to shut up her springbrain for like a whole day maybe, might take a while, is he up for that?

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"I really wish I was, but I have a bunch of work scheduled and should not cancel all of it on such short notice."

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"Fair enough. Can I hit you up again? This will be going on till at least summer."

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"Yes, please do. Though uh, it will be easier if you schedule something with me in advance."

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"Yeah, that's fair, my work schedule's pretty flexible and Eefa has been warned that in the springtime Amentan grownups need privacy sometimes so whenever works for you is probably fine by me."

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"How often would you like to schedule for?"

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"Probably every day, I can get by with less but this way it'll be less annoying if you need to cancel."

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"Hm, would my place work?"

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"I'd have to check with Eefa if she's okay with staying behind without me even on the Elysium premises."

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"Hrm. My parents live at my place and could watch her if she'd prefer to be closer to you."

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"I don't know if she'd go for that, she's really shy."

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"I think I'll be able to be at my place in the evening more often than I'll be able to be here in the evening, but if that doesn't work then I'll still be able to be here a few times a week hopefully."

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"I can at least bring her by and introduce her to your parents even if we don't get to have sex on that particular occasion."

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"Works for me."

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"Tomorrow?"

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"Sure thing, 9pm okay?"

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Nod nod.

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He takes out his schedule and put her in, using one of the colored pens he carries with him for this purpose.

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Ooh, what color has she been assigned.

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Red border, purple text.

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...well, he doesn't mean anything by it.

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Well, the colors do have meanings, just not the ones she might assign them.

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Is she letting her look at the schedule long enough to figure out what they are?

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Sure! Red seems to be for personal events. Purple isn't used anywhere else.

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"What does purple signify?"

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"Um. Particularly important events."

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Smooch.

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Laithan squeeks happily in surprise.

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Oh wow, she really is so pretty.

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"Well, don't let me keep you from your work." She starts putting her clothes back on.

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So pretty.

But yes, he should go get more work done tonight so it is not an issue if he sees her a bunch more this week.

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"See you tomorrow."

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"Yes!!" 

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Well isn't he adorably enthusiastic. She tosses him his pants, freshly cleaned.

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Clean pants!

"Oh, that's cool. Thanks for pants," he says like an idiot.

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"No problem."

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And Laithan can head back to his place to look over a proposed trade agreement with a particularly competent farming community.

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The next day Laithan's house they are greeted at the door by a woman with two pupils per eye.

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Wow that's weird. She tries not to stare. "Good evening."

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"Hi, I'm Laithan's mom Iphigene - you must be Pealpe, and you must be Eefa. We've set up some snacks in the living room if you'd like to join."

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"Pe-la-pe. Thank you, that's very kind."

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Snacks consist of vegetable slices and hummus.

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Eefa sticks to the slices, suspicious of the hummus.

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Pelape tries it on a cucumber and finds that it's pretty good.

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Laithan joins after a bit - he actually has a question queued up about that stats problem they were working on last time. 

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"Do you want to play with blocks with me Eefa?"

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Eefa looks at Pelape.

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"You can make towers and cities out of blocks!" says Pelape encouragingly.

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Eefa can investigate whether this is true for the time being.

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And Pelape can teach statistics while it remains unclear if Eefa will be content with Laithan's parents for an extended period.

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Eefa diligently figures out how to construct towers, much like she diligently practiced reading.

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"Do you want to try relocating to another room at some point?" Laithan asks Pelape.

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"I'll check in with her, I don't want her to be surprised by my absence and make it look like I'm abandoning her surreptitiously or anything." She'll go join in with the blocks for a bit and then says, "Eefa, is it okay if you stay here while I go have some privacy?"

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"You're going to come back and get me?"

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"Yes, I'm not even going to leave the house."

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Eefa looks at Iphigene. Then back at Pelape.

"Okay."

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"See you in a bit."

And then she can go off with Laithan.

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Laithan certainly has no objections to this.

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He's so convenient. "I'm sort of confused why this is so exciting for you, were you not getting laid before? I have noticed humans don't spring but I have also noticed that humans have sex sometimes anyway."

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"Oh um uh....um."

 

 

"Ifindyouveryattractiveinparticular."

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"Oh! Thank you!"

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"I um. Do sleep with another person sometimes, but not that often."

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"Cool, are they going to be irritated about the arrangement or is it not like that?"

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"Not like that - she's a close friend who sleeps with a lot of people in addition to her wife... Probably she'll want to sleep with you if you're interested in woman, I'm pretty sure."

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"I'm straight but thanks for the referral."

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Nod.

"She'll have to find a different alien to sleep with then."

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"...are there more."

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"Not that I've heard of, but I imagine she'll be very determined to find some."

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"I'd like to hear about it if she succeeds."

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"Well, she's never one for keeping anything quiet so I wouldn't be worried."

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"What's her name?"

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"Lia."

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"Pretty."

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"She's the city's most accomplished ranger."

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"What's a ranger?"

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"Someone who does tasks away from the city itself, basically? She'll help guide caravans, deliver messages, rescue people who got lost. That sort of thing." 

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"Gotcha. Sucks that that's a... thing, but I'm glad she's good at it."

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"Nothing similar back where you came from?"

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"There's... professional security. There's police who try to resolve missing persons cases. Messages are generally not couriered in person."

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"Police?"

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"Police are people who do the legwork involved in enforcing the law."

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"Oh, is that an entire job?" 

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"In a real city, yes. On Amenta even a town this size would have a few."

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"Huh - what sort of things are common crimes?"

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"Theft, fraud, assault?"

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"Why don't people ask other people they know to intervene?"

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"Sometimes you don't know how to find who did it, sometimes the person who did it is dangerous and you don't want to put your friends in harm's way, also on my planet everyone has castes and that's complicating."

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"Castes?"

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"There's different hereditary groups with different sorts of jobs we're meant to be specialized for."

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"Huh, how many groups?"

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"Seven but we're phasing out one, relatively functional countries are letting them self-sort into other castes."

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"What are the seven?"

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"I guess you could call them by the color nicknames. Blue, green, yellow, grey, orange, purple, and the one we're phasing out is red. It's... by the most common hair color, of each."

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"What does each caste do?"

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"Does it matter?"

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"I guess not. I'm just curious about how other societies function, but we can talk about something else if you'd prefer."

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"I just don't like being grey, and this planet sucks but I don't have to be grey on it."

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"Oh, yeah. We don't have castes at all."

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"I'll probably tell you eventually, but - not right now. I'm mixed, anyway, my mother's orange, everyone assumes that's why I hate being grey so much."

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"And there wasn't a way to change what caste you were in?"

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"Not really."

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"That doesn't sound like a very reasonable way to design a society."

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"Most of our fiction about aliens assumed that aliens would also have a caste system. Like, probably not the exact same one, but a recognizable caste system. But you seem to just not, and while you have a lot of problems around here I don't think that's causing any of them."

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"I'm only familiar with the word because of fiction."

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"Do you not have species of animals that do something similar? A bit more biologically than Amentans have yet evolved to do, but still."

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"Oh, bees I think? I wouldn't have used the term caste for that, but it would fit."

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"Sure, maybe your bees do it. It has some advantages, just..."

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"Yeah, I can imagine. There are a lot of things I dislike about the culture I'm in, but to its credit, it is pretty good at acknowledging that where someone started doesn't have to determine where they end up. Both my parents are outcasts and I still got elected the mayor of Kenton."

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"I did not actually know you were the mayor. - who has the vote? How is it weighted, we do it by caste but maybe you do it by something else."

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"Anyone who has lived here for at least a year can vote and votes are equally weighted."

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"...huh. I guess that's probably administratively straightforward on this tech base at least."

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"Do you think something else would be better?"

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"Well, it depends on what you're trying to accomplish, and who you think knows the most about how to accomplish it. Stuff I've seen in speculative fiction ranges all over the place where they do anything with it besides make it just like how real caste-weighted votes are. Votes weighted in favor of people who are older. Votes favoring people who have fewer children. Votes favoring people with more education, though I think that was poking fun at the imperial polymath paradigm."

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"My primary goal with the voting rule was to ensure as much buy-in from people in Kenton as possible - I think weighing towards people in specific groups would largely work against that goal?"

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"Well, you could make it gradual with length of residency, instead of a cutoff at one year. I don't have strong opinions on this, I don't know what people here have tried or what the voters expect or anything, it just stood out to me."

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"We've only had the one election so far after I convinced people to give it a try and they responded by electing me, which I should really not have found as surprising as I did."

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"What were they doing before?"

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"We didn't have a mayor before."

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"...right, so, who was doing all the things that you now as mayor do?"

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"I was."

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"Ah, so this was just a formalization."

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"Well, I was hoping to get someone else I could answer to but instead they just elected me."

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"Empirically nobody else wanted the job as much as you did, if you were doing it anyway."

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"I guess, yeah. I do enjoy it, I just wish I didn't have to make so many decisions on my own."

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"Then you need to hire people. Elect a vice-mayor or something."

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"I'm not aware of anyone who'd both want to do that and be a good fit, I think."

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"You're the one who implemented democracy, and sometimes that has the effect that if you hold an election for a position that needs filling, only people you don't think would be a good fit will run."

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"Yeah, though nobody really ran for mayor, so I'm not sure if deputy mayor would be different."

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"I presume I'm not eligible."

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"Well, you'd have to live here a year if we were having elections - would you be interested?"

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"Maybe. It'd be more interesting than dishes and laundry, I bet."

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"I expect so - I don't actually need to hold an election to appoint someone my deputy mayor given that the position doesn't exist yet."

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"I think I would need to be trained in the responsibilities of the position since I'm new to the... planet, let alone the town."

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"And we would need to figure out what exactly those responsibilities were."

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"I'd expect it to be spillover from your own job, which you could accordingly allow to balloon beyond your solo capacity. And covering for you if you were sick or double booked."

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"It would probably be easiest if there were specific areas you could take on? So you can familiarize yourself with the context."

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"I'd imagine training me to take the job would mostly involve me following you to work, though I don't know how much of that Eefa be an acceptable accompaniment to."

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"There would be added overhead that might not be ideal.... you could probably help with a lot of the market-related parts of the job without going far from Elysium, if you're comfortable leaving her there? Or she could be in the market but not actively participating in your work."

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"I'm already kind of pushing her tolerance for being away from me by wanting privacy to sneak off for spring-related reasons." Speaking of, are they gonna go another round, she could go another round. "But she might wind up being more independent with time, I'm not sure exactly what-all she's been through but I saw some of it and it was dreadful, I don't blame her for wanting to stick close to me right on the heels of all that."

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"Yeah that sounds reasonable - you seem very good for her." If Pelape initiates another round he certainly won't complain.

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She's wending that way. "Maybe when we emerge from here we can all look at your schedule and see when would be good to follow you as a trial balloon of the idea." Kiss.

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Kiss! "That sounds good to me."

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He's very good.

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He's a dorky guy who was forced to be mayor by an election system he designed, she's the beautiful alien with superpowers who is very good.

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She will concede that she is also very good. And should be rewarded for her goodness. With orgasms.

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Her reasoning is sound.

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She thinks so too.

When they pop out of his room how's Eefa doing?

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Fine and hanging out underneath one of the tables in the dining room making a tower while Iphigene sits on the ground nearby and makes her own.

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"Hey kiddo. Did you have fun building towers?"

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Pelape can have a small nod.

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"Oh good. I could probably get you some blocks to have in our room back at Elysium, if you'd like. I worry you get bored."

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"Okay."

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"We can keep an eye out for toys at the market next time we go."

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Nod.

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"Ready to go home?"

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"Okay."

Eefa crawls out from under the table.

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As usual during bedtime Eefa looks at Pelape, hoping she'll decide to sing again like she did that first night.

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"Do you want a story or something?"

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Eefa looks even more intently at Pelape.

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"Or not."

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Shrug.

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No story then. "Goodnight, Eefa."

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"Night."

And she'll sleep, without any singing once again.

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Pelape has no idea that Eefa particularly enjoyed her amateur renditions of Anitami music. Alas.

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The next day Pelape is welcome to shadow Laithan on his rounds at the market if she wants.

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Sounds like a good idea to her.

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This fruit seller is arguing loudly with a potential customer - it transpires that the prices the merchant advertises are rather misleading. Lucien explains that if they don't correct the sign or honor the prices, they'll have to move their stall to one of the less favorable spots farther from the center of the market. He can point to the specific part of the market rules that the merchant was provided with when he rented his stall's location in case there's any confusion.

This guy is decked out in jewelry and has two attendants and would like to find men to join him in the bath house - Lucien can direct him to the appropriate part of town for this. 

This donkey seller is letting her donkeys wander the streets - she can be informed that if the donkeys get stolen, no one is going to help her with that. In fact, if she gets in a fight with someone who took a loose donkey people are going to back the other guy, most likely.

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Why is there a specific part of town for trying to pick up escorts?

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"Easier than having a lot of people out here, and the brothels have private rooms. There are three of them all near each other because people like the optionality - they vary in cost and services offered."

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"Easier than having a lot of people out here for... whom, in what way? I mean, I'm not surprised that the brothels are near each other, I just don't know why if the guy didn't know that he had to be sent in that direction."

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"It can be taxing standing out here for long periods of time, especially when it gets hot or cold, and for the cold in particular, I think escorts would have trouble, uh... advertising, as they typically do. I also think most of the people who want to see an escort aren't going to be asking them to go somewhere else with them, so it's easier to just have the escorts stay in the same buildings where there are rooms for people to have sex."

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"So he wasn't violating a rule or anything, you just thought he'd have better luck in the relevant neighborhood."

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"Yep."

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"Is giving people directions to the silver street a common mayoral duty? - that's a translated idiom, I don't know if English has a word for silver streets and I just didn't get it with my magical language acquisition."

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"I've heard it called the lady's lane, and also the fleshpot but I dislike that one. It's not a common task - usually people can figure it out on their own. The broader category of helping direct people does come up more often than I'd like - I've been trying to get better signage set up to direct people, but it's sort of hard to get anything noticed when there are so many merchants trying to draw attention as well."

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"Yeah, my thought was signage - do you have any up that I could get a look at? Why a lady's lane, that man was looking for more men so I know you've got sideways humans."

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"There's more demand for women, and people overgeneralize. They also call the male escorts ladies sometimes."

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"Is this an important species difference I need to understand, or should I just memorize it as a brute fact and move on."

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"Most men are straight, and most people who want to pay for an escort are men because men - well, human men - want sex more?"

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"Oh. Wow. Good thing I'm straight, I guess."

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"I take it things work differently for your species?"

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"Yeah, I think the rates of interest in prostitutes are about the same. Most people are straight but men and women are equally likely to spring sideways or spring double. - we don't really have sexualities till the first spring when we're four, or for some people five. In Amentan years."

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"How many is that in Earth years?"

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"An Amentan year is about four times an Earth year."

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"So that would be... 16 to 20? Humans usually have their sexualities start showing up earlier than that."

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"Well, I'm not positive we age at the same rate, that's separate from the length of an astronomical year. I certainly haven't seen any humans who looked three to me obviously hooking up with each other."

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"Human sexualities take time to grow to that point."

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"So they, what, just don't act on it till they're sixteen?"

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"Or do so with more secrecy than when they are older - also by 'hooking up' do you mean talking about having sex or actually having sex?"

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"Actually having it. I guess maybe the straight ones have to be careful if the state of birth control is bad."

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"People don't usually obviously have sex with each other where other people can see, regardless of their age."

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"- oh, I don't mean obviously as in I could see the entire proceedings, I mean I'm not observing them behave in ways that seem to clearly signify that they're about to go have sex. I have seen people who look four or five and older doing that."

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"Oh, yes. If people were younger than sixteen and having sex they would be less likely to talk about it in public than if they were older - condoms exists but people are sometimes inconsistent about using them, especially when they are younger."

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"Are they a hundred years old like the canned food or is someone manufacturing them?"

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"People make them - from pig intestines, I think."

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"...needs must."

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"Are they manufacturable some other way you prefer?"

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"Amentans make them out of various synthetic substances but I don't know how to replicate them." She tucks her hair behind her ear but drops her hand halfway through the gesture. "Copper IUDs might work for humans, it doesn't rely on any specific hormone that wouldn't match, copper's just generally antimicrobial."

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"Where does the copper go?"

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"Inside the uterus, just barely. I'd need to look at an anatomy textbook or something to guess if the internal structures are similar enough."

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"People have those - is installation dangerous?"

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"... not in a sterile environment with a trained doctor."

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"We have doctors, and... environments that are sterile by our standards but possibly not yours?"

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"Maybe they even are! I think humans - either care a lot less than Amentans about being clean, or have largely given up on it because of no longer being able to manufacture plastic and bleach and are repressing the impulse. But maybe the doctors manage real sterility."

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"They wash things down with high proof alcohol and the better ones use heat to sterilize their tools between uses."

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"That probably works, if not redundantly enough to cover for a mistake at any step."

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"Hm, would you be up to talking to one of the more experienced doctors and also Kenton's polymath engineer about whether IUDs could be safely manufactured and tested?"

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"Yes -" She stops herself from reaching for her hair again. "- with the caution that I don't have one, the copper kind are on Amenta mostly for people who have delicate hormonal systems and will go into permaspring if they get an implant like the one I have."

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"I'm not sure how many people will want one but it probably won't be zero, the condoms we have aren't all that comfortable."

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"They don't sound it."

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"Yeah." Lucien should probably return to his market rounds now.

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She's following along and keeping an eye on Eefa the whole time.

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This person isn't getting paid for a week and wants to buy something now. Lucien directs him to one of the richer merchants who might be able to offer a loan.

This pair is having a screaming match about how much is a reasonable price for a particular wine - Lucien tells the customer it's not up to them and the seller to have the guy removed if he keeps doing this rather than yelling back.

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This kid bumped into Pelape and has somehow ended up grabbing whatever's in her pocket.

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She's stopped carrying her everything since it broke and the wax tablet's too big so she's got it in her arm. Nothing in her pocket at all. "Nobody's got loans as a central business scheme, just a side thing?"

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"Yeah, no ones good enough at it to have it be their main thing. I considered starting a bank that did that but I've sort of got caught up in all the other things that need doing."

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"Huh. This town isn't very big but it's not a minuscule village, I really would've expected a bank."

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"I don't think people are good at handling the risk without resorting to threats of violence, and there are usually more profitable options available if you can credibly threaten violence."

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"People aren't good at handling - what parts of the risk, exactly, robbery? Lost investment because somebody's restaurant goes under?"

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"People refusing to pay, either by outright saying no or running away. Though often this is because the person can't pay for one reason or another."

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"Major loans you can't secure with rule-of-law assistance you'd maybe want collateral or a credit history."

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"I'm not sure what you mean by credit history exactly - people do use collateral."

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"A track record of paying back smaller loans on time."

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"Oh, a lot of people don't take out enough loans to have a track record, I think."

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"It's common to buy most things on what's effectively credit, at home. So you don't have to carry cash and have a line of credit that's linked to your identity and harder to steal."

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"How does that work for people who are only briefly visiting a place?"

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"The banks talk to each other and often even have their own subsidiaries in many cities."

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"Oh, that sounds like it requires more civilizational competence than we have here."

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"Yeah, it wouldn't be an appealing service for anyone just passing through here."

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"We might have enough people who are residents here that someone could make a living offering it to just the locals? There are definitely places in town that do something like that but just on an individual business sort of basis."

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"Like they just issue and honor IOUs or something?"

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"Mostly I was thinking of how most of the bars will allow regulars to have a tab they only need to pay down occasionally."

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"Yeah, that seems like the same sort of thing."

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"I wonder if that can be transitioned to something more general somehow..."

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Pelape didn't notice the first time, so what if the kid tries to steal her wax tablet this time? That looks expensive.

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The wax tablet doesn't move. As soon as the kid brushes up against her, neither does he. "Kid, what do you think you're doing?"

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Straining against whatever is holding him here is what he's doing.

"Let go!"

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"Laithan, I think this kid was trying to swipe my tablet and I might recognize him from a few minutes ago, I'm guessing pickpocket. What's standard for those?"

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"I don't recognize him, so he's from out of town. You want to identity who you're with, or do we have to keep you somewhere till they come get you?"

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The kid glares but will eventually divulge that he came with the donkey merchant.

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"Do we return him to the donkey merchant?"

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"Yeah, and fine them a relatively small amount since this a first offense."

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"At least as far as we know." Back to the donkey merchant with a kid stuck to her arm.

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The donkey merchant is glad they found his kid, but thinks it's ridiculous he should have to pay a fine because people couldn't keep an eye on their stuff on their own.

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Says the guy who let his donkeys roam around.

Laithan is going to have to insist.

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The merchant is going to have to yell at the nosy guy who thinks he can just take people's stuff because he doesn't like the look of their kid!

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Several of the nearby stall owners and two customers suddenly have very obvious weapons visible, ranging from pistols to knives. Is the guy sure he wants to insist?

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So long as the kid isn't caught again, yeah.

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Pelape releases the kid to his ?father?.

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"So uh, that's how you deal with that category of situation."

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"Do you have the various shopkeepers on retainer as emergency security backup?"

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"No, they just know who I am - oh also, the fee is yours to keep," he says, handing it over.

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"For... apprehending him?"

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"And because he attempted to steal from you - normally it would be split between the people who apprehended the person and the people he stole from."

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"Would it be very locally odd to tip the people who made it clear that he had to hand over his fine?"

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"Mildly but not very?"

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She will eyeball an easily separable amount and hand bits out to everybody who convincingly looked like they stood ready to be an impromptu militia.

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They bemusedly accept the money.

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She does, like, tell them what it's for, she appreciates them being backstops for the orderliness of the market.

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Eefa is so very confused about all of this.

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Does Eefa have any questions?

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"Why'd you give them your money?"

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"I benefited from something they did which I think they deserve to be paid for doing."

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"But they already did it."

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"They did, yes. Back home I lived off people paying me because they liked things I already did."

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"If you didn't give them the money were they going to do something bad to you?"

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"No, but I hope that if anything like this comes up again they'll remember that I want to be on friendly terms with them and they'll be more interested in helping me."

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"You can give people money for their food." Possibly Pelape was not aware of this, somehow.

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"Yes, but I'm getting food for my work at Elysium, I don't need to buy it here."

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"But later you will still need food?"

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"...yes, and Elysium will still need work done."

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"... and you're still going to be there?"

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"Unless I find another job which also pays me enough to live on, yes."

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Eefa thinks about this for a bit and concludes that it makes sense as a way for other people to be.

"Okay."

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"Where to next, Laithan?"

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"We should check the request box and see if anyone specifically wants me." It turns out that two people who are positioned near each other have both submitted notices to the box asking for stalls that are far apart next time, which would be easy if one of them hadn't done this with four other people in the past. Their stall locations are written on their requests and so Laithan swings by to figure out if there's anything better to be done.

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What do they sell?

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The person who is on their fifth location sells various glass items, the other sells fabric.

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Do they have specific complaints or just not get along?

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Glass items guy apparently thinks that fabric guy is crowding out his stall with the fabrics, fabric guy thinks that glass items guy is being ridiculous and trying to blame someone else for their lack of customers.

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Like, physically crowding, or is glass guy actually opining that customers might have bought a glass thing but decided to buy a fabric thing instead.

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Physically crowding in such a way that the fabrics are preventing people from seeing all of his offerings.

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Maybe glass guy should find a place on the edge of the market with more elbow room.

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 No one shops at those spots!

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Maybe he should pay for a bigger slot and show all his stuff in the center of the doublewide.

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He shouldn't have to pay more than anyone else just because people can't keep to their own space!

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If he owned the place, that would certainly be the case, but if he is renting, 'generating complaint overhead' is a thing he could be reasonably charged for.

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Shouldn't the other people also be charged for that and not just him?

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He's done it five times, so not any more.

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The man looks from her to Laithan.

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He's letting Pelape handle this one and is just here for support.

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Fine, he'll fork over the money for an extra wide tomorrow, but he doubts there are any left in decent spots today.

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There probably aren't, alas. She wishes him the best of luck for tomorrow.

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The fabrics guy wants to know if the glass guy is going to move today.

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"What's he doing besides being annoying?"

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"Just the being annoying - if he shuts up about my stuff being in his precious personal space, I'll deal."

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"I appreciate that. If he doesn't, at least I'm sure all your stall neighbors will agree that you're not provoking him on purpose even if we do wind up having to ask around as due diligence."

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"Yes."

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"Thanks for your patience."

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"Well, I'd say that went well," Latihan comments once they've wandered some distance away.

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"Thank you."

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"Possibly we should do a day of me shadowing you around the market rather than the other way around next time."

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"I might want clarity on the underlying official situation so I'm not guessing so wildly."

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"I haven't actually had someone who had quite that many complaints about him from different people without any of the complaints being egregious, your solution seemed good."

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"Right, but like, who is he in fact renting the stall from?"

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"I set the prices and decide what to do with the funds, so I guess me in some sense? But I wouldn't spend the money on myself."

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"So, the city."

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"Yeah."

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"What other things does the city administer?"

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"I'm not sure what you count as administering and what you count as the city. Some of the money goes to the electrical grid and the water filtration and such, but that's all run by one specific person pretty much."

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"Is there like, a city accountant at all, or just individuals handling money on behalf of a public amenity?"

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"There's me? I can show you all the specific expenditures if that's what you're interested in."

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"You've got a lot of single point of failure here."

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"... yeah. Would have less if they hadn't elected me mayor."

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"I mean, as mayor you're presumably empowered to alleviate the problem, but I do think you should probably do that."

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"Bringing you on board would help - I actually really like the accounting part of the job and don't want to give it up." 

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"I don't think it's a problem if you want to do the accounting, just if you're doing the accounting for the city under your own name and keeping it straight on the purest of honor systems instead of having separate accounts."

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"What do you mean by under my own name? I keep the notes separated and don't mingle my personal funds with the ones that are for the benefit of the city."

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"Not your name, then, maybe I misunderstood. On your own sole recognizance."

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"Oh, do you think I should publish the records or hire someone independent to look through them or something?"

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"Publishing them sounds like it would happen in a mature government of this form though I don't know if it's the right place to spend marginal energy and materials right now. I don't know who your independent auditing options are. But I'd expect a second pair of eyes, even if they weren't completely independent eyes, to be salutary in some ways."

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"Well, you are extremely welcome to look over my books." Why did that sound dirty.

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She's not sure either but it's allowed to, they're already fucking. "Absolutely."

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"Is the market most of your job?"

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"Not directly - I'm here for two shifts of three hours each every day it's open, and then I have a lot of meetings - about a third of which are tangentially related to the market."

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"Who're you meeting with on a typical day?"

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"It varies a lot - major foreign merchants, people running other towns, the engineer I mentioned who runs the electricity and such, the midwife that everyone listens to, rangers, and the leaders of various factions in town."

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"Do you ever have to travel? What are the factions?"

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"I had to travel a few years ago, but nowadays we are big enough that I can either send someone else or get someone to visit us. Uh, there's a gang that owns one of the brothels, a few of the richer merchants who have mercenaries on their payroll,  a group of rangers who have opinions on things when they're in town, and an artisans guild."

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"What does the gang do besides own a brothel?"

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"I think some of the bars pay them for protection, and they deal with other gangs that try to acquire territory in Kenton."

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"Are they the only one in town?"

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"The only thing that's properly a gang, but a lot of the other factions I mentioned have similar attributes."

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"How do the mercenaries work, how do they recruit?"

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"They find people who know how to use a weapon and seem dependable and want the pay?"

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"Just, anyone meeting that description."

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"Approximately? They don't tend to be very picky, why?"

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"Contrast with a caste thing from home."

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"Ah."

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"What are the nearest other settlements that you wind up receiving diplomats from?"

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"Wilder, Priest River, Sugar Town, and New Magnollia."

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"....I can guess that Sugar Town grows or processes sugar maybe. Do the others have distinguishing features?"

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"Sugar Town doesn't actually do that, maybe it once did. They are known for making whiskey, actually. Wilder is the next largest city in the area after us, and I spend a non-trivial amount of my time trying to keep them from turning into the place people go after they go here to trade in the things we've banned, like slaves and goods that were stolen in Kenton. Priest River is a new community that is trying out some nice things that will definitely fail. New Magnolia is a bit farther away, and I'm not thinking of any distinguishing features."

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"What's Priest River trying?"

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"Punishing any violence with exile and sharing all property."

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"...is the first one necessarily doomed? If they're small enough?"

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"They're something like a hundred twenty people, and I think the best long-term outcome if they keep those policies, which they seem really set on, is that a gang raids them badly enough that they have to go join another place."

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"They might want to be a protectorate? They could still enjoy a lot of the benefits I imagine they're looking for with those policies while accepting the protection of another polity."

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"That would be difficult if they weren't nearby, I guess I can see if guaranteeing them some amount of autonomy can get them to move closer and pay us in some way."

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"They're portable? I'd expect in a society this poor for a lot of the wealth to be in things like established agriculture and buildings."

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"They're new enough that it still wouldn't be a huge cost for them to move."

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"Huh. - both of their rules sound like worthy small-scale experiments to me but it's sort of alarming that they're doing both at once, if they fail that really limits how much data you can get from that because it could have been either thing or a combination -"

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"I think the median case where they fail a large portion of them die, but yeah it would be better if they only tried one experiment and not two, and also if they kept records about how it went, which I doubt they are."

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"Lots of experiments have the chance to kill people, but if you don't do them you miss out on every experiment-gated technique to save them."

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"I really like you."

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"Thank you!"

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"I think it is unlikely I could convince them to only make one major societal innovation on the grounds of good data collection, alas."

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"What led them to this particular pair of them?"

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"They have a very charismatic leader who felt strongly about them both, as well as some religious doctrine, I think."

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"Huh. What's human religion like?"

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"It varies a lot, but the most common ones involve the son of god having risen from the dead and two afterlives, one nice and the other full of torture."

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"The son of who?"

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"God - the presumably fictitious omnipotent entity some people believe created the world."

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"Why would they believe this if it's fictitious?"

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"I think they find it comforting and it's non-trivial to realize it's fictitious when lots of other people you trust also believe it?"

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"But how did it start?"

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"I'd guess from people trying to find comforting explanations for things they didn't understand, but I'm not certain."

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"Do humans do that a lot? Like if somebody's stuff is stolen do they go 'ah probably this was taken by a deserving person who needed it more and just didn't have time to explain', or something?"

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"Not exactly that, but I imagine someone might decide that something was stolen because someone hated them in particular."

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"That doesn't sound comforting at all."

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"I think people prefer to believe that crimes against them are committed out of malice rather than desperation."

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"I can't imagine why but maybe that's a species thing."

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"Possibly, yeah. It can also vary - I don't have that preference myself as far as I can tell."

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"I'd guess it was related to the technological level of my world, but I think religion was an even bigger deal before the Maelstrom."

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"Amentans have religion, or at least something I'm translating that way for some reason, just... it doesn't involve making things up and then believing them after having made them up, it's more to do with codifying and legibilizing the feelings we already have and coming up with principles for how to deal with them."

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"That sounds more like psychology or philosophy?"

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"Maybe the language power isn't amazing," she shrugs, "I didn't exactly get to customize it or choose from several competitors."

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"I guess it's lucky you got one at all."

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"Yeah, these would not have been amazing conditions to try to learn a new language in."

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"Do you want to try doing rounds at the market with me shadowing you tomorrow?"

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"Sure."

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"Oh, there you two are. Declared yourself queen of Kenton yet?"

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"Me and what army?"

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"Well, all of you would make a pretty sizable army on your own, I imagine."

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"All of who?"

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"You!"

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"Amentans? Greys?"

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"I'd hardly refer to you as grey, May."

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"...that's not my name."

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"But it could be!"

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"...sure."

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"You'll understand it eventually, I think. Especially with your giant child."

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"...Eefa is a completely normal size."

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"Well, then you don't have very good eyesight, but that's okay most people don't."

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"...'kay."

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"Good luck!"

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"Thanks."

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And she's off to search through the market once again for a sous vide device.

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"So, I wouldn't have called mental health nuisance on her if it existed, but I'm assuming it doesn't exist, is that right?" Pelape asks Laithan.

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"Yeah, that doesn't exist - if you tell her not to bother you she might listen?"

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"Maybe if she keeps at it. It's still kind of a novelty."

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"Mhm. She's grown on me over time, but that's not universal."

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"What weird things does she tend to say to you?"

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"Most recently, she insisted I accept a blue hat she'd bought at the market."

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"Ha."

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"Ha?"

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"Oh, mayors on Amenta would be blues. With blue hair, or, if it didn't grow in blue and they didn't care to dye it, blue hats."

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"Oh. Yes, that is very much her sense of humor. I think."

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"I wonder if she has a Maelstrom power giving her - actual information - and if she does why it comes out so garbled."

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"I think she does, and I have no idea why it's garbled."

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"Is it ever useful?"

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"She introduced two of my friends who are now married, she insisted one of the singers at the Elysium be offered singing lessons when she was two years old, and she loudly told everyone to never buy anything from a trader who turned out to be selling contaminated meat."

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"...does she give similarly actionable recommendations that don't pan out?"

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"She tried to convince someone to bring softer clothing the next they can by the market and they did even though it was the start of summer and almost no one was interested except for her? But that could have just been her wanting soft clothing."

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"She does appear to favor it."

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"Yeah - you should see the blue hat."

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"Sure."

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He actually has it in his bag from yesterday.

It might not actually seem ridiculously soft to Pelape considering it's made from animal fur dyed blue rather than synthetic material, but it is sort of ridiculously soft given that requirement, complete with big floppy ear coverings that are far longer and droopier than is actually required to cover anyone's ears.

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She puts it on him to observe it modeled. "It makes you look sort of like a rabbit. But a blue rabbit, at least."

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"I feel like this can't possibly be helpful for me to wear when I'm acting as the mayor."

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"Not on this planet."

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"I think I probably have a hard enough time convincing people to take me seriously without it."

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"On this planet. ...I admit the style of hat would not be right for being taken seriously on Amenta either."

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"It doesn't look intimidating to your Amentan sensibilities?" Laithan asks, wiggling his head a bit so the flaps wave around.

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"I could see it on someone deliberately going for an offbeat approachable aesthetic."

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"I feel like I can manage that without the hat."

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"...possibly I should go back to doing rounds before my afternoon meetings start."

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"Possibly."

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"...just this once it would probably be okay if we um."

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"Had a midday quickie?"

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He doesn't have to tell her twice.

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In their rush, Laithan entirely forgets to take the ridiculous hat off.

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She's so good.

 

Pelape's trial doing rounds at the market the next day goes well enough that Laithan asks her if she'd like to take over his morning rounds entirely.

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"I might be relying on your implicit backing, can we try one day where you shadow me from enough of a distance to not be obvious and if that goes fine then sure? - also I will need to be paid, I'm still in the black on room and board at Elysium but I won't be if I keep skipping shifts to do mayor stuff."

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"Yes, I can pay you a good amount more than you get at Elysium. Shadowing you at a distance for a shift sounds good. I'll also make sure market regulars know you have my support, and I can introduce you to a few specific people you can go to for muscle if you have issues."

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"Thanks."

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"I'm the one who should be thanking you."

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"You can do that too! We can both be thankful. There is no law of conservation of thanks."

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"I suppose positive sum interactions wouldn't really be possible if there was."

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"No, they could still be possible in people who did not experience the emotion of gratitude, they'd just approach it differently."

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"I really like you."

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"I like you too, I think I'm tremendously fortunate to have encountered you."

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"You seemed like you were already doing alright for yourself without me?"

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"I mean, it was fine, but my second and third choices for who to hit up about springtime were pretty distant and also I like the being deputy mayor idea a lot more than being a full time laundress and dishwasher."

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"You're really great at mayoring type things. And also at hooking up type things, you are really great at those too."

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"Thank you!"

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Eefa is normally content to wander around the market nearby Pelape, but halfway through the fourth day of Pelape deputy mayoring Eefa tenses up and hurries to stick much closer to her protector.

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"- something wrong, kiddo?"

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"Wolves."

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"...how many?"

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She looks around, counting them on her fingers till she gets to five. 

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"...I'm going to carry you, and we're going to make our way over to Laithan's, same as if we ran into anything else I couldn't handle, and tell him about it, okay?"

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She picks her route to head past the people Laithan told her to call for if she needed muscle. If she needs it emergently she'll call them. The trouble is that before they're actually attacked, she doesn't expect those people to believe her. "What do the wolves look like?"

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"One of them has red hair and a gun and one of them had no hair and-" Eefa describes each in turn, focusing on their hair and weaponry. 

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Pelape keeps an eye out, and places Eefa so she can look behind them over her shoulder, and beats feet faster than she would have dared before the touch telekinesis, especially given that she's carrying a kid.

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At least three people who match the descriptions Eefa provided appear to be following her.

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Next time she passes a muscle guy on her chosen route: "Maybe don't look right now but there's some guys following me and I think they're bad news. I count three right now but I think they've got a couple more friends."

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"-you're Laithan's substitute, right? What are they armed with?"

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"Kiddo said she saw -" List.

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"You just want guards or should we grab them?"

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"They haven't done anything yet but the last time I was this worried about somebody they tied up the entire kitchen staff of Elysium and tried to shoot me, so... I want them in a position where if you grab them there won't be any credible call to let them loose again."

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"That'll depend on who they're friends with."

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...whether corruption is bad depends on what it is you are corrupting. Fine. Well. "I have no idea. I wanted to talk to Laithan about whether stalking me and my kid through the market is even a crime, but if you're sure it's at least close enough, sure, grab them right now."

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Muscle guy leans over to one of his friends, and soon enough there's a group of muscle people fast walking all casually towards the three in sight, as well as a few more out searching for the rest.

The accused wolves notice that they're surrounded before too long.

"What seems to be the trouble, friends?" asks the red head.

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"Oh, are we friends? I didn't recognize you, do tell me, where do I know you from?"

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"I don't think I've met you, but we've been to Kenton before looking for ranging work and found it friendly enough."

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"Is ranging work a lot like stalking?"

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"Not usually, why?'

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"Because of how you were stalking me."

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"I've got no idea what you're talking about."

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"I don't believe you."

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"Well, that sounds like it's your problem missy."

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"Does it? - Any joy on the other two?" she asks her muscle guy.

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"I sent out some runners..." He squints into the distance. "I think that's them, and it looks like they have company."

The company is a woman with an eye patch and a machete, plus a man with a shotgun strapped to his back. 

One of muscle guy's friends raises his eyebrows at the sight of the woman. "Sal! Boss, I've known Sal since I was a kid, she's never been trouble to anyone that ain't started it with her first, and she's a damn good ranger too - the venison last fall was her find."

Sal seems to find this amusing. "Well, if I'd known all I needed to do to get you to say such nice things was to get dragged to you like a naughty schoolgirl, I'd have arranged it much sooner than this."

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"These the ones you spotted?" Pelape murmurs to Eefa.

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Nod.

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"I'd love to find out this is all a misunderstanding, but I want to go to Laithan about it without being stalked there so I'm going to need you lot to wait a few minutes while I get the rest of the way to his office."

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"Fine, if you insist," replies the redhead.

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"Oh, hi Pelape, hi Eefa."

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"Hi, ran into something I need Laithan for."

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"He's in a meeting with the artisan's guild right now - should I tell him to come anyway?"

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"Depends, how does he feel about holding people on suspicion?"

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"I'm guessing it would depend on the details?"

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"There's five of them? The last time something like this happened the guy tried to shoot me in the head after taking the entire Elysium kitchen staff hostage?"

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"-I'll go get him."

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"Thanks."

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Soon enough, there's a worried-looking Laithan.

"What happened?'

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"Group of five followed us through the market for a while. Eefa's got a bad feeling about them, which of course I wouldn't blame you for thinking was probably nothing, except the last time she had a bad feeling about somebody, we avoided him at all hours of the day, I had to fend off a break-in attempt at our door in the middle of the night, and ultimately the guy tied up the entire Elysium kitchen staff to hold me at gunpoint and wound up dead when Security heard the commotion. I think her bad feelings have something to them and I don't know the limits of my authority yet in dealing with five people who haven't done anything worse than stalking and are locally known as friendly faces. Last guy was too."

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"Jeeze, okay... do you know why the last guy did that?"

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"No, because he ended up dead, but Eefa thinks he was after her. I got her in the first place from people who were keeping her in a cage planning to sell her, I wouldn't be surprised at this point if she's - drawing in predators unwittingly, somehow -"

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"Do you have a specific thing you mean by drawing in predators?"

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"I don't have anything like a mechanism of action in mind, if that's what you mean."

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"I think the thing I'm wondering is whether the people in question are being mind-controlled into being predators or if they act that way on their own."

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"I don't know. They were denying everything, which rules out that they were mind-controlled in a way that left them with insight."

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"Hrm...Normally, if I had solid information that someone was trouble, I'd get them to leave town. Do you think that would be a good idea in this case?"

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"Maybe. I'd settle for a restraining order but I'm not sure you have the state capacity or the concept and it'd interact poorly with the thing where Eefa accompanies me on rounds."

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"What's a restraining order?"

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"Sort of like a one-person or in this case it'd be five-person law specifying that they have to stay well clear of somebody in particular and how they're obliged to go about it."

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"Ah. Yeah, that doesn't seem like it would be enforceable here. Exile would be manageable, though."

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"I worry about public opinion. I don't know if any of them normally live here, but they at least seem to know people here. - we should maybe walk and talk, I don't know how long the gr- the people you recommended to me, will hold them."

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He can do that.

"If they live here, then it will be substantially more complicated - I'll talk to people and see what public opinion is like. Maybe offer to allow them to be mindread to prove their innocence if they want, though doing so would be complicated."

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"Mindread!"

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"Yeah, it's a particularly common ability for the Malestrom to grant."

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"Eeeeugh I don't have a better idea right this second and it's better than them getting killed or hurting Eefa but I dooooon't like it."

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"Huh - that's not an unusual opinion here, though it's at least partially downstream of the general superstition about people who have been touched by the Maelstrom, which I haven't gotten the impression you shared."

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"What, no, superpowers are cool, specifically violating the otherwise inviolable privacy of the mind is fucked up."

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"Uh, possibly you would like to know that my mom can read minds. She doesn't, in practice, and it would be very obvious if she were trying to read yours, but she can in theory attempt to do that."

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"How would it be obvious?"

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"It would feel like something was uh, drilling into your brain. Which is another reason why people might be reluctant to be mindread to establish their innocence - not all mind readers are like that, but there isn't anyone else in town I would trust to do so responsibly. Her pupils would also rotate rapidly if she were doing so."

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"Gotcha."

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"It's not nearly as nice a power as yours seems to be."

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"I agree."

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"I probably won't offer the mind reading alternative at all unless I can talk to one of them in private."

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Nod.

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It doesn't take them long to the market, where Laithan briefly interrogates the purported wolves who deny everything, including having followed Pelape at all.

"-Pelape, how certain are you that they were stalking you and Eefa?"

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"At least that group of three were behind me the whole way from the honey seller to here."

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Eventually, Laithan informs the group that they aren't welcome in Kenton for at least the next month, but can have an hour to conclude their business under guard. They can ask him to reconsider at the end of the month, or sooner if they want to convey such requests by writing.

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"Thanks."

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"I can't actually ban them from Elysium, by the way, only Saffron can do that."

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"I'll talk to her separately, then." Do they have all their names.

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Laithan has them in his notes from questioning them. 

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She copies them to relay to Saffron in the event that Saffron's amenable. And then she should let Laithan get back to his work and resume hers. She's going to get very brown tromping around in the sun all day.

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Nothing nearly as exciting happens in the market for the remainder of the day.

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Saffron doesn't want to ban them from Elysium on such thin grounds, but she acknowledges that it was pretty weird the way the last incident happened and says she'll have someone warn them if any of them come in and have a guard on their corridor if they stay the night.

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They don't come in during the night.

They do throw several molotov cocktails through the windows a week later, setting a substantial section of Elysium ablaze within minutes.

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Yeah that'll get them all shot and the house raised to put out the fire.

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One guest and two guards die in the process of shooting the wolves and putting out the blaze.

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Saffron is furious. Is that all the wolves on the list or are there more at large?

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They got all the wolves on the list, in addition to two new people who apparently joined up with the wolves. 

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She's willing to ban wolves on Eefa's say-so going forward and she wants Laithan to do the same thing. This is the first time a well-behaved guest has died in Elysium in a long time and she is PISSED.

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Yes, Laithan can do that. No one in Kenton is going to gainsay him listening to Saffron.

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"Are we going to have to run?" Eefa asks Pelape the next day.

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"I don't think so, Saffron and Laithan both have your back now. If you point out a wolf they'll be hustled straight out of town. It'd take a long time to get a setup like that anywhere else if it ever happened at all."

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"Why?"

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"Which of those things do you need explained?"

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Isn't it obvious?

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No, or she wouldn't have asked!

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"Why do they have our back."

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"Because they've seen enough evidence now that they know the wolves are the aggressors and we weren't doing anything to provoke them and that the wolves are escalatory and violent. They could have decided that we were a liability, innocent or not, but they didn't."

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"Why?"

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"Probably some combination of moral feelings, personal pride, and arbitrary inertia."

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"Those don't seem like very good reasons to let people throw fire at you."

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"Well, if you give people what they want because they threw fire at you, then anyone who hears about that knows that they can get what they want out of you by throwing fire."

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"That seems better than being on fire."

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"No, not really. Saffron lost one of her guests and a couple employees this time. If more people decided to throw fire at her to get stuff she'd lose more people, maybe even herself or her fiancée."

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"That's what running away from places is for?"

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"Saffron's very attached to this place."

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"That doesn't seem safe."

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"I think the way in which Saffron ensures her safety works best when everyone around knows her and she has an established resource base. I know it's not historically your style."

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"What about Laithan?"

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"You could just ask him, you know."

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"And he'll answer?"

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"If he understands your question. Probably if you just walk up to him and say 'why' that won't work."

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"If I ask he might change his mind?"

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"I don't think so, no."

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"Can you tell me instead?"

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"I'd be guessing. You want me to guess?"

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Nod.

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"Like Saffron most of what he's doing with his life is very restricted to this one place. He knows the people, he has all his resources here. And he feels responsible for the town, and wouldn't want to abandon it even if it would make him a bit safer - and it would really be only a bit, because he'd be losing a lot of things simultaneously with getting away from anyone who was looking for him here with hostile intent."

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"What things would he lose?"

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"Well, his parents live here. He'd have to convince them to move too, or leave them behind. People here respect him and pay attention to him and do what he says; people somewhere else wouldn't. I think he likes it here and might easily not like it in whatever place would be next best."

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"That sounds nice."

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"Do you not like it here?"

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"I do like it here."

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"Good. Me too."

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"If you stop will you take me where you go next?"

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"If you want to come with me, yes. But I'm planning to stay put."

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"Okay."

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"Are there things you'd like, to make the place even nicer?"

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"Your singing was nice."

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"- aw, I didn't even know you liked it. I can sing to you more."

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Eefa very very very slightly just a bit smiles, without meaning to.

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Baaaaaaby. She will sing a song about the moons in the sky over Amenta.

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Then she might get one or even two more smiles from Eefa.

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Awwwwwwwwww.

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Eefa is sort of confused about how her saying that she liked Pelape's singing has resulted in Pelape singing, but that's okay, other people do confusing things sometimes.

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It's because now she has a happy baaaaaabyyyyyyyy (not really a baby more like an eldritch two year old but close enough).

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Sometimes people want her to be happy but they usually have normal reasons for this, like not wanting her to try to escape.

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The attack doesn't dissuade market attendance one bit, and the next few days are as busy as ever.

This person lost a dog and needs help finding it, this group would like to know where they can go to sell definitely fake gems, and several people notify her that most of the water spigots for the livestock aren't working properly anymore.

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Presuming the gems are being advertised as definitely fake decorations they can go right over there! What does the dog look like and where should it be returned to, she can ask around on her rounds. She goes to verify the spigots, takes note of which ones are still working, puts Out Of Order signs on the busted ones, and makes her way to where the plumbing is managed.