"Probably mad suggestion: we can look for another of us, and hope our quite frankly uncanny luck holds."
Nod.
As they head towards the place the ship left from, they encounter more strange sights. Metal vehicles that float above the ground without any visible means of support. People in strange colors and shapes, with odd numbers of eyes or tentacles or too much or too little hair.
"Interesting little world."
It's darker than outside, enough so that an ordinary person would need a moment for their eyes to adjust.
The room is large, and there's an oval bar in the center. It is tended by a multi-armed machine, pouring drinks into glasses and sweeping small coins into its recesses with equal finesse. There are dimly lit tables scattered around, and booths along the walls.
After an initial period of cautious reverse observation, the bar patrons go back to their business. Drinking like there's a drought coming, low murmurs of serious conversation, games played on the tabletop with little figurines made out of colored light...
In the far corner, the band gets back on their little stage, break over. The music is uptempo and bright, but forgettable enough to blend into the background if you'd rather not pay attention.
The game is a cross between chess and backgammon, lining up your monsters to take out your opponent's.
Most of the local gossip revolves around which trade routes have been closed most recently by the fighting, the Cartel's projections for spice out of Ryloth this quarter, the last game in the Horini Sector Huttball Championships...
And then two women enter, both probably in their early twenties. Their clothes don't fit in with fashions here, though they're not much less scruffy than the locals. One's laughing loudly at something the other said, projecting an air of gleeful 'fuck with me and die' as she heads up to the bar.
"Sure."
She leads the way, this time. Her ship's one of the roughly disk-shaped ones, larger than most of the more personal craft present but smaller than the cargo ships. Cherish fiddles with something, and a ramp lowers from its belly.
The ship has some rust, some old paint, a good bit of dinginess, and an awful lot of hidden compartments. Cherish leads the way to a booth around a projector table like the ones in the bar, lounging in the seat.
"Make yourselves comfortable."
"Politics is approximately my least favorite subject, but it's important for survival - dad's a Sith, and so's the other you. Ebele's half trained as one. They're one of the types of people able to use the Force. I'm not Force sensitive, so I don't know as much about all that - still, politically, an angry Sith can kill pretty much whoever they can get away with doing away with. Dad killed his master pretty openly way back when I was tiny."
"Dad's Darth Animus, and the other you is Darth Occlus. They're both members of the Dark Council - very high ranked, can't afford to be seen tolerating disrespect. Dad's chill for a Sith, but mostly expresses that in private."
Cherish pulls up coordinates of a point in space that should be empty, an explanation of what the coordinates mean, and a three dimensional holographic map (very zoomed out, to show nearby planets).
"I'll message him from there for instructions on where to meet him - should be in flying distance."
Ebele's only twenty, and Cherish only a few years older, but they've gotten up to a lot in that time, and she has a talent for exposition.
Officially they're doing odd jobs, unofficially they're part-time smugglers, secretly Cherish is the wayward daughter of a Sith Lord with Ebele as her bodyguard. (Ebele has a tale about nearly getting herself killed when she was young and stupid, and Animus scooping her to play bodyguard to the more reckless of his children.)
"He kind of flailed a bit with where to put me for a year - it was super adorable, don't tell anyone I said that - and then Cherish graduated from her fancy university like way early and decided her life's ambition was actually getting in trouble. So now I follow her around and make trouble for her troubles."
"I discovered something unusual, that I think will interest you. Two people claiming to be from another universe, who demonstrated different powers than the Force provides - and one of them looked like you, with an almost identical Force signature, minus any indications of being someone who actually uses the Force."
"One of my daughters was traveling and spotted your double. They apparently noticed her bodyguard, who is a signature duplicate for the other visitor; they claim to have a teleport they were targeting for alternate universe versions of themselves, and it landed them nearby her."
Darth Occlus wears a quite dark robe and resembles Ellayania to a startling degree, though her face is perhaps just slightly more symmetric. She brings a weighty feel of presence with her, as though there is more than one of her here.
"Well met indeed," she says after introductions. "I was not expecting such a... fortuitous occurrence."
Instead of words, what is written on the page is a living scene, a real-time view of the battle against Alduin from Ellayania's perspective. All of her perspectives. The main avatar and the clones and the vial around Mora's neck and the city and the temple and the miles of uninhabited wilderness and the temple in the Shivering Isles...
Ellayania starts a roughly chronological slideshow of events so far, beginning with the arrival of Tentou (still called Hisame), the Keres, Mora, and Eliana in her domain. Their stories, their relationships; Hisame's world and the Keres', Eliana's, Mora's. Then Elatra and Acererak. The Keres and Hisame healing. Elatra and the others exploring. The Shivering Isles and Glint, her ascension. Ellayania and Glint's expedition against Miraak.
"...Acceptable."
"As I was saying. The Academy is a harsh place, and the instructors did not approve of me. I learned quickly to take what I needed, and to break those in my way. The foundation of Sith philosophy." The books shows young Occlus with a bloody nose fighting several older trainees. "When I was seventeen, I was apprenticed to a master, Lord Zash. Under her, I further refined my gifts, for power and hatred." A scene of Zash and Occlus at a dig site. Zash pats Occlus on the head and smiles. It doesn't reach her eyes. "Eventually I determined that I was meant to be the victim of a certain ritual that would transfer Zash's consciousness into my body, killing me. I did not allow that to happen." Occlus, lightsaber drawn, stands over Zash's body, revealed for the withered husk it is.
"This drew the anger of a man named Darth Thanaton. He did not like Zash and he did not like me, regarding us as arrogant upstarts. He invented an imaginary breach of protocol to justify his murder of me. I was not about to stand still for this than the last attempt, but to combat him, I needed power." Occlus stands before an altar in a dark tomb, a ghostly apparation faintly visible. "I sought it in... unwise places, and paid the price." Occlus strides across a battlefield, blasting ranks of droids and soldiers with negligent waves of her hands, swatting aside artillery strikes. Her face is wan and haggard, her fingers ragged claws. "I could not face Thanaton as I was, so I turned aside for a time, to seek a cure. The path was treacherous, but in the end, worthwhile." She emerges from the depths of an enormous machine, body remade. She fights a dark presence, meditates with iridescent aliens. "Afterwards, I was prepared to face Thanaton. I acquired Imperial allies, and lured him into a Kaggath, a ritual duel. I broke his power base, and then the man himself, and claimed his place on the Dark Council."
Further in, the archives are something of a maze, with not-entirely-Euclidean geometry, or so it seems. Occlus offhandedly comments on each room as they pass, reliquaries of this Lord or that, miscellanea from Ziost or Yavin or Berest. It's clear she knows exactly where everything is, its provenance and purpose.
She picks up a few talismans and trinkets, secreting them away in her robes, then pronounces herself done and leads the way back out.
"I should leave instructions while we are here. One moment."
She steps to the side and pulls out her datapad to make a call. She speaks with someone she calls Lord Sicaria, letting her know she will be departing on a personal project and that she should continue to manage operations. A few minor logistical issues are ironed out, and Occlus ends the call and nods at Glint.
"Pein has the Rinnegan, like me, so might cause trouble with that. Kabuto might summon legions of hard to destroy undead with enough warning, including Madara, who is a pain in the ass to fight. Still, I can cut them off, and know how to summon the original creator of Kabuto's technique."
"He's a shinobi, so he's used to working alongside murderers, but he might frown at us over the excessive terrorizing. Still, he has met me. Mostly looked tired and annoyed, but he protected my life a few times in that final battle, and I'm pretty sure he knew what I'm like."
Ebele, Darth Animus, and Tobirama all follow, ahead of the other Crows.
Tentou's dropped them off near what she identified as the Mountain's Graveyard - a frequent place for Zetsu to linger, she believes.
The place practically reeks of malice.
There's two concentrated points nearby - both something old, something angry, and something powerful, though one has multiple angers overlapping, as if several people all stood on top of each other.
Ebele lacks a lightsaber, but seems to be having fun shooting plants with her blaster, her aim perfect, her sense for where things are about to be overcoming the white Zetsu's speed. She's mobile, too, jumping around rather lightly, and falling into a natural rhythm with her more martially inclined alts.
There are minuscule writings on the ring, and they seem to grow darker and larger as Zetsu disappears. By the time he's gone, they seem to nearly cover Occlus's hand, though a more careful look will reveal this is not the case, and the writings are still confined to the ring's surface.
"I've already located him," says Tobirama. "His chakra signature is not as corrupted as our world's had been. Still, it is similar. He has several of the Edo Tensei with him, several people I believe are intended as sacrifices unconscious near him, and seems to be preparing more impure resurrections."
He indicates Kabuto's location.
The ring Occlus is wearing is the work of one particularly vicious Sith who lived about six and a half centuries ago. Unlike his peers who sought immortality, he was of the opinion that there can in fact be too much of a good thing. The ring takes the lifeforce of one victim and then unleashes it upon another, dramatically accelerating the aging process in proportion to the power stored.
She directs the ring to empty its stores into Kabuto. Skin sags, eyes cloud, teeth rot, hair stiffens and drifts gently away. And in the middle of his next handsign, his fingers snap in half, bones too brittle for such force.
Itachi does.
He starts to dissolve, too, alongside the others, all controls on him broken, and turns to look at Tentou.
"I'm sorry for hurting you - your alt, I suppose. I was a fool. In a way... Love isn't enough, is it, to stop us from hurting each other? Especially when we think we know better."
"I had no right to do what I did to her."
"Hopefully, her future will be better."
And he's gone.
"I'm fine pulling over an avatar for Karin's group - that'll also improve communication between our three groups in case an emergency comes up, since I'm synced with myself and can easily talk to Ellayania. Then we'll have equal numbers in each group, too, if the Keres moves over to Tentou's, and I also synergize well with Eliana."
Tentou's group has Pein - leader of the Akatsuki - and anyone around him, and then the statue containing the captured Tailed Beasts.
Karin's should have Kisame - shark guy with a nasty sword that Karin's usual teammate wants, used to be partners with Itachi so Karin is familiar - and the Zombie Twins, so named because they're close to immortal. One needs to be killed five times, the other probably needs to just be turned into an immortal sweetroll because he'll keep talking if you decapitate him, and he can with some setup inflict injuries he receives on his opponents - don't let him get your blood.
Tobirama's can take Deidara and Tobi - the later being actually Obito, yet another relative of hers, who can shift his mass in and out of a pocket dimension. Deidara does bombs. Including pretty big ones. Tobirama fought Obito in her world.
He's an Uchiha with a sharingan that can predict what someone's going to do before they themselves know it, he's superhumanly fast and capable of reacting to his opponent's reactions to his motions faster than unenhanced brains can track, he's sly and durable and experienced -
Tobirama has fought such Uchiha before, and apparently neglected to mention his own speed. He vanishes in a flash of light, only the glowing afterimages tracing his path past Obito, sword made of lightning slicing deep into the Uchiha's side.
And then he's on the Uchiha's other side, sword delving through his heart -
He's dodging a series of branches as Obito regenerates -
There's three of him, and Tobirama zooms back as the two clones both rush Obito and then explode, and then Tobirama snaps back in to keep Obito from regenerating.
(This has maybe taken half a second.)
At this range, Occlus is quite as fast as the two shinobi, and capable of casting her own net into the future. Ghostly purple afterimages blur her movements as she interweaves her own dance with Tobirama's. Crackles of vitality-draining lightning spark off to deny paths whenever she senses Obito intends to make a move she does not wish him to.
Obito doesn't, really, stand a chance, especially not with Glint blocking off his retreat into his pocket dimension.
He dies, eventually, a death of a million cuts that built up faster than he could regenerate.
Tobirama kneels over his body, sketching something. "I'm going to seal him, so no one can try putting him back," he says. "I suspect he has followers, still, and this is easier than rooting all those out."
He glances over at her, but doesn't explain what he's doing. "I will be mostly in this world, helping direct it politically, but I intend to teach my alts sealing," he says. "If you want to learn - I suspect it has more nonlethal and everyday usable applications than many things otherwise available to this group."