It is about halfway through the third hour of the fifteenth day of Lucette's attempt to reorganize her grandfather's library. The project is moving at an acceptable pace overall, though she's starting to question the wisdom of having scheduled the whole thing down to the hour during day three (hour four).
"Okay, that sounds different from anything I'd expect to encounter in this world. We have people who acquire powers around adolescence along with demons who haunt them, and sometimes this can result in magical artifacts being created by the demon or the empowered, but not in a manner such as you describe."
"So nothing like our artifacts really.
"I have... one, two, three... benefits, and... either four or five drawbacks, I think I'm also deaf except for language, I can't hear myself breathe at all, so that might be the same thing as the blindness with the same exception for the translation magic. I don't know how they correspond so there could be plenty of both I haven't noticed yet." She takes off her coat while she says this.
"......if I were somehow tasked with assigning you preferences, and if we ignored the thing where this would be a horrifying scenario one way or another, the ones that would be convenient for me if you had them would - uh -
- sorry, this is actually really hard to think about, I've never been suddenly in love with someone before. Even within the scope of the mind control it is more important that you be okay than that any superficial you-related preferences I have be fulfilled though."
"Highlight how your powers don't come with occasional hauntings and instead come with consistent drawbacks that don't change over time, and so you need not be in a rush to get married like empowered are. Also... um. Don't mention the being in love with a woman drawback. The others should be okay to mention."
"I may take you up on that - perhaps after they've been cleaned."
Lucette can pick out an option that's both less voluminous and light - it will be a bit odd to wear similar outfits later in the year, but for now it won't be. She can similarly select stays and undergarments intended for lighter weather.
Annie's hand stutters a little on its way but then gently clasps and -
"- yes, I think I could - give you my artifact effects, and then take them back again, if I tried, only that would be very risky because one of them sent me here and one of them does mind control and one of them is very uncomfortable and I don't know which drawback goes with which benefit at all."
"I could still be useful in a hospital, if it's one of the drawbacks that wouldn't be too bad to have only temporarily, but there's no way to - hm, no, I guess I could give out drawbacks, the ones that aren't winding up in another universe or in love, and see what those go with, maybe something useful will fall out that way."
"At home there's an artifact that a university controls, which grants the ability to tell what an artifact does without having to touch it, but it goes very slowly, because the drawback makes the touched need twenty hours of sleep a day. Testing one that is probably not permanent and with a known drawback would be I think pretty popular there. But maybe not here where there are other kinds of magic around and that's what people are used to."
"Well, it might be the ability to speak and read all languages, or regeneration, or... the ability to give people one's artifact powers, which I don't know if it'd work on secondhand ones... or my blindsense. Or something I haven't noticed, which I'll grant is less appealing."
They can leave after that.
"Would you... like to pick out and settle into a room, or something else?" ... She really doesn't know how to be not awkward about having a sudden guest who's new to her world, apparently. Which is really unfair considering just how many different books on manners she's read. For some reason none of the authors saw fit to cover these circumstances.
"Oh I mean - things like you eating additional meals or snacks are not going to matter to me, and in fact I would prefer you have them if you want to. But it's possible you could inconvenience the cook some very small amount, even though providing food is what they are paid for."
"There's a chamber pot in your room, and a nicer room for relieving yourself during the day down the hall. Maids will take care of emptying and replacing the chamber pots as needed. Similarly, for bathing, you can ask a maid to bring a tub to your room and fill it - I suppose in your case, you might prefer a cold bath to a warm one, so you should let them know that too. Does your world do this differently?"
"I don't know very much. Pumps were... involved in some capacity... the outflow pipes led to the sewers, the inflow would be from whatever the nearest reservoir was... with water treatment on the way so you wouldn't get bits of algae or whatever in your tap water... there were little doodads that heated the water if you turned them on so you could have a hot bath easily..."
"Oh, you definitely aren't boring me - you are probably the most interesting thing that's ever happened in my life. The powers caused a societal collapse in part because if you do not properly attend to the demon that comes with your power, the demon grows more powerful and eventually escapes, wreaking havoc. Additionally, I believe lots of the empowered were commoners - possibly most of them - and they overthrew the unempowered nobility, though nowadays everyone claims that their family was noble even before the Dark Ages."
"It will mean someone will provide the essentials, and indirect access to money via whoever is supporting you, as well as smaller amounts of direct access - I can request an allowance of pin money for you if you'd like. Unmarried noblewomen can't work jobs, unfortunately. If you get married you can work with the permission of your husband, though it's frowned upon to do so outside of working with him directly."
"- that's very kind of your grandfather I guess but I'm still really confused why he would be motivated to provide for me if this can never pay off as an investment and he doesn't know me socially at all.
"- and yes, it seems like that would be a really unfair situation to put the would-be groom in among other things."
"My grandfather is very wealthy, and someone needs to provide for you so I don't think it is a huge cost for him to be the one, though he might want you to get married or go to a nunnery eventually, in which case I can convince him to let you live with my parents instead."
"...so, where I'm from, if a random person you don't know appears at your residence, it is very, very strange to decide to thereafter provide for them and to consider it your responsibility to re-home them with someone else who will do that if you decide to stop. It would not be weird to me if you personally as an individual wanted to do this, it's not your fault that I had a traffic accident with improperly stored artifacts but I could easily imagine the thing where I'm in love with you engendering a sense of responsibility. But that has nothing to do with your grandfather at all, or your parents."
"I could have introduced the situation to my grandfather in a way that would not have resulted in you staying with us, but I do not want to give up on my chance to be around a person from a new civilization with entirely distinct powers and technologies - partially because it is my best chance to have any sort of impact on the world and partially because I am very bored and you seem very interesting. And it isn't that weird for my grandfather to take responsibility for an unmarried noble woman who landed on him. The part with you being in love with me isn't actually relevant because I... don't really have any conception of what you mean by it."
"I am managing to have positive aesthetic opinions about the behavior of your internal organs that I don't about mine or your grandfather's. In addition to having less weird but still definitely mind control opinions about how nice your voice is. If I," she pauses to swallow some misery but then goes on, "were to marry you we'd probably - sleep in the same bed and kiss and if we ever wanted kids we'd adopt them and -" She needs another break now actually and to rub her eye a bit.
"Non-mind-controlled Annie is gone and she isn't coming back. I don't think there's much point in trying to represent her interests where they're not mine. If there's something - complicated, that you have in mind - then I can try thinking about what I'd recommend for somebody else who'd gotten fallen in love with by somebody who touched the same artifact? As a way to think around the exceptionality that I have for you."
"- well, I don't know all that much about you so I'm - guessing, what the best ways are to be a positive force in your life, and that's manifesting a lot as anxiety about being in your way and taking up your time, but I think that might lessen once I know more about opportunities to improve on 'not in the way'."
"It sounded like you weren't very bullish on the power being useful but maybe I misunderstood you... a tricycle is a three wheeled personal vehicle powered by pedaling. Bicycles are more popular, they only have two wheels and they corner better and handle more terrain, but people have to learn to balance on them."
"Well, you don't have to feed them and they don't poop or get sick or kick you and they take up a lot less space. I think whether they're competitive on speed probably depends on things I don't know but nobody uses horses in the city where I grew up anymore."
"No. There's autoimmune stuff, where the parts of the body that are specialized in handling things like that - bacteria, viruses, some kinds of fungi, parasites - don't do their jobs right. I think allergies work like that? Cancer is also different. And things that run in families are likely to just be - things that run in families, and look like diseases because they're bad, but are fundamentally the same as people having different eye colors - I can explain that kind of -" Genetics 101.
"Maybe it would clarify things if I knew why you were asking, like, is it - anthropological fascination with how I can be in love with another girl, or do you feel obliged to keep tabs on whether I'm holding up acceptably, or do you just find it flattering even given that you're not interested, or..."
"I don't want to be the cause of emotional distress... and I suppose I am interested in how you can be in love with a girl, and perhaps I find it flattering though I am not sure if that is virtuous on my part. I am also just generally curious about what you are feeling."
"I don't think it's different from how it would be if one of us were a boy except for how if I let my thought stray in certain directions the anatomy's different. I mean, if one of us were a boy and you still weren't interested, obviously it'd be different if you were interested because it'd be socially legible then. I really really liked it when you hugged me. I think it turns out I also can't smell and that was disappointing to discover because I bet I would've liked how you smell. My room's right next to yours and I'm probably going to be watching your heart beat till I fall asleep. I already said I like your voice. I - this isn't your problem, please please don't do anything you don't want to do trying to make me happy, it'll just make it worse as soon as I guess, but you were curious and -
- I really wish you wanted to kiss me -"
"I'm not going to do it and that will remain invariant whatever you do and it's a sufficiently - complicated and self-protecting sort of mind control that there's not any really obvious way to make it so it doesn't still cross my mind occasionally. Don't worry about it."
"This feels like the continents I expect. This one is the potato continent." She touches South America. "And maize," North America, "and wheat," Europe, "and rice," Asia, "cassava," Africa, "macadamia, last time I caught up on the academic debate." Australia. "And ice." Antarctica.
"I wonder if the best way to convince people to try these things might be to combine it with your healing abilities somehow, should they prove usable without severe drawbacks - if you were a famous healer than people would be liable to take your other medical knowledge more seriously."
"I'd prefer it if publishing the information in an academic forum were doable, but aside from needing to find a male proxy to be taken seriously I expect that to mostly just provoke debate among the select few who read it. Converserly, if you are known as a empowered healer who treats commoners - of which there are very few - I expect anything you say to be taken seriously by many more people, who can then abide by your reccomendations at home and demand it of their doctors."
"I intend to send out on of grandfather's courtier tommorow to inquire at the local inns - I'll offer them the pin money I've saved up but if they request more I shall go to my grandfather with the request. If I still have trouble finding a participant I may have them ask at the debtor's prison and hospital. It is possible that that should be my first recourse given that they have greater need of the money or less fear of the consequences respectively, but I still find myself hesitant to do so..."
"I don't expect it is very common for York's hospitals to recieve patient with injuries so severe the patient will die in the ordinary course of events soon after receiving it - medical care for those sorts of injuries would be done at the scene of the accident or nearby, I believe. It's possible we can change that by advertising your prescence but that is a complicated endeavor best left till we have established the particulars of your powers..."
"Oh apologies I think I may be wrong - surgery is often fatal and performed at hospitals. Though convincing a doctor to allow a woman to attend would be... difficult."
"My family has a doctor who I believe performs some surgeries but I don't know him well enough to say whether he'd be amenable... I suppose my father might be able to recommend someone though if we go that route I'd prefer we did so in secret, which I suppose might be acceptable."
"I... could recommend a book on courting, though I imagine you might not want to read that and I don't actually expect it to be especially helpful, possibly the opposite. Perhaps something about social structures - assuming you language power extend to Arabic there's a reasonably accurate book critiquing English society that I think only ended up in my grandfather's library because someone mistranslated the country it was about as France."
A lot of complaints about how the English treat commoners - and in particular of the fact that their legal system nearly ignores crimes committed by nobility against commoners. In particular, the author objects to the presence of cultural traditions of empowered nobles robbing, harassing, and sometimes killing commoners during their annual courting season. The few nobles who are caught at this are remanded to a jail which lacks locks on half the cells and a warden who has received quite an extensive list of expensive presents which he was all too eager to brag to the author of the book about.
The author also feels that the nobles are derelict in their duties of defending against most wild demons, but will admit that their campaigns have killed more than most countries have managed, both in terms of demons and the empowered.
Also, they refuse to do arranged marriages for their empowered, even when the parents involved are honorable. The author objects to this and thinks the young English men spend far too much time thinking of the, ahem, physical aspects of matrimony, which should rightly be ignored until after marriage.
"Isn't it tedious to have to describe in advance exactly what - if you were going to the florist - flowers you want, and what to get if they don't have those, to someone who goes in your place? You don't get to browse, that way. I, uh, will probably never really appreciate a flower again, and was not actually much of a flower-buyer before either, but I think a lot of the appeal would be in the browsing."
"I am hoping I can avoid anything I do to you being permanent. What I can do is I can give you a good thing and a bad thing, together. I think I can also take them back but I haven't tried it before. They're all things I have, so none of them will kill you. I don't know which ones go with which other ones, though. So I'm going to try giving you some of the bad things, and you can try to tell us what went with them; that way I can avoid the ones that would be permanent. If none of those are the healing one, I'll try giving you the healing, but it could send you to another universe, or it could make you fall in love with someone, and in the first case I won't be able to undo it because we'll be in separate universes, and in the second case I'm not sure if it will be possible for me to take it back. Does that make sense?"
"Let's wait a little and see if it'll heal your arm, then..."
It does actually improve a little more, but so slowly that Annie asks if he'd be willing to get a small nick on his skin somewhere to see if that heals too, to distinguish between "the healing power doesn't work very well on infections" and "this is not the healing power at all".
Take. "So it does go together and pair with the sense, I thought it would probably be either that or the languages... the next thing to try is giving you healing directly. You might get a drawback I haven't even noticed yet - if it does something like, I don't know, make you... colorblind... then I wouldn't have noticed because of being regular-blind. Or you might get sent to another universe, or you might get the falling in love effect. Ready?"
"Not the creation, no. But once you've touched an artifact you can very very slowly shape its traits by spending more time with it and passively drawing it in whatever direction you prefer. A high quality healing artifact with a drawback you don't even notice right away, that's going to be very popular at home, someone will probably be sitting with it twenty four hours a day to make whatever the drawback is less and the healing even better. - there's someone who can tell what artifacts do without having to touch them, but he's not quick about it because the artifact that gives him this power makes him need twenty hours of sleep a day."
"Yes, absolutely. Honestly I might load up on a few more artifacts too, to get the most mileage out of the power-transfer one, though I'm not immediately sure which ones would make sense in part because I don't know what-all I've already got to interact with. The healing one would be really big, though, I'd spend sixteen hours a day in the hospital tapping people with it on and off."
"I think if not managed correctly foreign nobles would react badly to the popularity with commoners I expect your healing will engender, especially if they think you loyal to England. It could, from a certain angle, look like you were laying the ground work for an invasion."
"About the - that? No, I don't think so. There's probably just... nothing to be done besides finding the trigger if there is one. And I guess I shouldn't try to operate a vehicle or... carry candles, not that I have many reasons to do that right now... anything like that where if I suddenly collapsed it'd be a problem. But here and now, no, I don't think there was anything to do besides give me a hug."
"It could be almost anything. It wasn't something I noticed but that's - a lot of things, any non-language sight or sound or smell, anything being in my environment that I didn't take note of even if I could sense it. It could be a delayed effect of some power use - if it happens again twice more in quick succession it's almost certainly that. It could be the weather. It could be calendar date, though that would be a little weird. I still have my pancreas."
"Exposure to a large variety of flowers, smelling petunias in an enclosed space, being near crowds of people talking, hearing music, and being jostled would also be easy enough I imagine. As would granting your abilities, assuming you are okay with granting any of them to me now."
"The granting abilities is probably not it, because there was one fairly smooth arc of pain -" Gesture. "And not three. But if you want to try the blindness-deafness-weird-sense one, I can do that now we know they go together, and -
- well, the healing drawback wasn't noticeable to the patient which means it's a candidate for the pain drawback so maybe that one I'd hold off till you need it or we identify the trigger."
"Well, the petunias, being jostled, and the music, we can try right away if you're ready to do so. The crowd of people talking and the variety of flowers will have to wait. I also am curious enough to want to try the weird-sense even if it's not relevant to our experiment."
"I will not particularly miss it, and no one else here plays. On the rare occasions when my grandfather hosts events with live music, we may want to relocate to the guest house, I suppose? Judging by my notes on the incident in the carriage, I believe that will be more than far enough."
"The benefit associated with the too-hot thing did something to help the arm, and might have been necessary for a complete recovery, but I'm not sure what it did exactly. It doesn't work on outright scars - I still seem to have the ones I remember having - and I'd be very surprised if it worked on, say, allergies, those are very different from injuries. But no two artifacts are perfectly alike so I can't predict it exactly."
"Hrm....I suppose at this point we may have enough confidence in your abilities that it would be worthwhile for me to bring the subject to my grandfather and request his permission to inquire further under the guidance of a surgeon. Though I expect there will be restrictions in order to maintain propriety I don't expect those will be permanent."
"Yeah, single women can just have things. Married ones there's marital property but that affects their husbands too, I don't remember exactly how - when my parents divorced they must've had to figure out how to split things up but I was a baby at the time."
"Artifacts happen when people die and they have resonances with features of the dead person and they're always their favorite object - people try to avoid having single clear favorite objects to avoid surprising their heirs but sometimes this is difficult. There's a lot of data to take and collate and analyze about what kinds of deaths and what kinds of object favoritism produce artifacts, and what traits tend to map how onto the artifact effects. I wanted to do that and see if there was any way to steer for better ones, maybe ones that were good enough that people could have favorite objects on purpose and leave something more valuable than dangerous to their families."
"Recently I read a paper about how it's interesting that nobody's ever left their motorcycle as an artifact given that motorcyclists - uh, it's a two-wheeled vehicle that goes really fast - crash and die a lot, and often really love their motorcycles, and the speculation is that artifacts are seldom to never substantially themselves damaged at the time they become artifacts. They're really sturdy after that, but the hypothesis in the paper is that the motorcycles are getting wrecked in the course of the accidents that kill their owners and that's why you don't see artifact motorcycles. I was going to fact-check the numbers on whether we should have expected more than one or two motorcycles given conservative assumptions under the null hypothesis, though, it seemed like a stretch to me."
"It's correlated with it. Prevailing theories are that it's hard to meaningfully have a favorite possession out of a very small number of them, and/or that people were sharing things in common too much when there was less material wealth so a lot of people's favorite things didn't count as theirs, and/or that the right kind of sentiment isn't likely to attach to something you have to have for practical reasons and if you only have a handful of things you probably need every one of them."
"Uh, you aren't accustomed to the taboos of my society which is really quite nice but I should probably note that I've made an intentional effort to avoid learning what sex is since it's my understanding that such foreknowledge is considered undesirable in a potential spouse and I'm bad at lying. Though uh, probably I should reconsider this if it seems like something like contraception could be important to figure out."
"...the thing I want to try requires making small objects out of copper, putting them inside of animals that are not wildly different from humans in size, and seeing if the animals still get pregnant. I think sheep can only get pregnant at one time of year, so using them would get results slower than using an animal that doesn't have that characteristic. Right now my best idea is dogs but I might be overlooking another medium-sized animal that would work."