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Six-artifact-pileup Annie drops on Lucette
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It is about halfway through the third hour of the fifteenth day of Lucette's attempt to reorganize her grandfather's library. The project is moving at an acceptable pace overall, though she's starting to question the wisdom of having scheduled the whole thing down to the hour during day three (hour four).

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There appears a young woman, dressed for snow, covered in blood, and whimpering.

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Lucette puts the book down and rushes over - is the blood coming out of somewhere?

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Yes - no? - closing wounds, scrapes and cuts where she's not covered with puffy winter coat and heavy layers of trousers and strange foreign shoes.

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Oh, she's empowered.

"Are you okay?" Obviously the answer is no but Lucette can't this moment think of a better question, however foolish this one is

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"It's complicated?"

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"Should I be calling for a doctor? There's one not far from here."

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"No, I don't think most of my problems are amenable to doctors and I think the ones that are, are clearing up on their own." She sits up.

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"Oh... can I help with the other ones?"

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"It's complicated."

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"Mm." Lucette has no idea what to do in this situation, apparently.

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"Where am I, please?"

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"The Oakhill manor, in York."

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"Where is that?"

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"Northern England."

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"...where is England?"

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"The island of Great Britain west of the European continent?"

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"I think I may be from another planet. That or my translation magic is not very good at place names."

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"Your shoes and jacket look quite foreign, and I suppose another planet is possible, though there are areas on this planet we have had little contact with. I think there's a globe in this library you can check if you'd like to see whether anything looks familiar?"

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"I can't see. Except I can read the spines of your books."

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"Oh. Well, then I suppose a map won't help... how did you acquire this condition?" 

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"I think what happened is that I was hit by a vehicle containing several improperly stored artifacts and some of them hit me."

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"What are artifacts?"

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"Magic objects. If you touch one you get a good thing and a bad thing. I'm not sure how many I have."

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"Those sound fairly distinct from how magic works here - how were they created?"

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"Sometimes, when someone dies, their favorite object becomes an artifact. Artifacts are indestructible so they accumulate over time."

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"Okay, that sounds different from anything I'd expect to encounter in this world. We have people who acquire powers around adolescence along with demons who haunt them, and sometimes this can result in magical artifacts being created by the demon or the empowered, but not in a manner such as you describe."

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"What do the artifacts do?"

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"It varies, some of the ones I've heard of glow and can heat a large space evenly, another is a type of metal stronger than any we have yet discovered on our own."

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"So nothing like our artifacts really.

"I have... one, two, three... benefits, and... either four or five drawbacks, I think I'm also deaf except for language, I can't hear myself breathe at all, so that might be the same thing as the blindness with the same exception for the translation magic. I don't know how they correspond so there could be plenty of both I haven't noticed yet." She takes off her coat while she says this.

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"And the others that you've noticed? If you are interested in sharing that is."

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"I feel way too hot, although I'm at least not sweating about it. I'm... here, and I expect that's a drawback, not a benefit. And...

...uh, I think maybe one of the artifacts made me fall in love with the first person I - not saw. Encountered."

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"Oh.... that sounds. Sudden."

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"It's kind of a lot."

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"... you are aware from my voice that I'm a woman?"

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"From your voice and also one of the benefits I have noticed is that I have a new sense which tells me the shapes and locations of things."

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"Mm...is it permanent?"

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"Yes, artifact effects are always permanent."

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"Ah."

"We can um. Open a window? For the overheating drawback."

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"Couldn't hurt. Thank you."

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It isn't really cold outside, but at least there's a breeze.

"I'm um. Not really sure what to do about the other drawback."

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"It - shouldn't have to be your problem."

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"Would it be better for you if it wasn't?"

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"......if I were somehow tasked with assigning you preferences, and if we ignored the thing where this would be a horrifying scenario one way or another, the ones that would be convenient for me if you had them would - uh -

- sorry, this is actually really hard to think about, I've never been suddenly in love with someone before. Even within the scope of the mind control it is more important that you be okay than that any superficial you-related preferences I have be fulfilled though."

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"I... um, think I will be okay with the situation, for the time being? I am also unusually well positioned to help someone alien to my world navigate it - your situation in particular would be culturally complicated given how our powers work."

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"Culturally complicated?"

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"Those who possess powers need to marry within a couple of years of manifesting them, or risk calamitous outcomes. People would need to be convinced that you are somehow an exception if they became aware you had abilities."

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"Can I -" Do not ask if you can marry her, Annie, don't be a creep. "- the abilities themselves aren't out of scope for what people in the local magic system can do?"

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"The abilities aren't, though they are somewhat unusual. The drawbacks, however, are rather different from the downside to powers here."

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"Does that... help, or not enough?"

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"I think if it's presented correctly that will be enough."

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"Okay. How should I present it?"

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"Highlight how your powers don't come with occasional hauntings and instead come with consistent drawbacks that don't change over time, and so you need not be in a rush to get married like empowered are. Also... um. Don't mention the being in love with a woman drawback. The others should be okay to mention." 

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"Why is that one not okay to mention?"

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"English women don't fall in love with other women to my knowledge, and if they did it would be viewed as ... um. Rather extremely untoward."

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"Okay."

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"I believe there have been other societies on my world where people did otherwise, but mine tends to look down on most foreign cultures unfortunately."

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"...it's a magical effect, not a cultural one."

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"I'm afraid most people will not discriminate between the two, however much they should."

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"Okay."

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"I do apologize for my society."

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"It's hardly your fault."

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"We should... probably find you different clothes. Before I let my grandfather know we have a guest."

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"Okay. I can't see so I'm going to need help avoiding, like, unfashionable color combinations."

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"I think you're about my size." Her room is this way. 

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"Not too fast please, I don't think any of my artifacts made me steadier on my feet and I started out pretty bad on that front."

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Nod.

"You're welcome to hold my arm if that would help."

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Annie doesn't need further encouragement to cling to Lucette's arm.

"My name is Annie," she mentions.

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"Mm, I'm Lucette Oakhill - if you don't have a last name you should make one up before talking to my grandfather so you don't come across as a commoner."

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"Oh, I do, it's Svane. Annabelline Merry Svane."

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Nod.

Here is Lucette's suite, and off to the right of her bedroom is her dressing room, with clothing in various wardrobes. 

"Do you have opinions on style or form, if not color?"

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"...seems like a lot of skirts. Ideally they wouldn't catch on things and trip me. I'm getting the sense that's a tall order in this style though."

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"Unfortunately yes - we could do a heavier fabric that falls short of your ankles?"

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"I'm not sure heavier is quite the thing so much as less voluminous. Especially since I'm too warm. But I don't know. I haven't tended to wear skirts at all."

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"Mm, I've never worn anything but skirts - I must admit I'm jealous."

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"Well, these jeans have blood on them but you can try them on sometime if you want, I think you're right that we're of a size."

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"I may take you up on that - perhaps after they've been cleaned."

Lucette can pick out an option that's both less voluminous and light - it will be a bit odd to wear similar outfits later in the year, but for now it won't be. She can similarly select stays and undergarments intended for lighter weather.

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That's so many layers but she can suss out how their counterparts on Lucette work and refrain from complaining about it.

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She is going to need help putting on at least the stays.

"I'm sorry I don't have sisters, so I am not exactly practiced at this."

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"I'm not in a hurry, I just hope I'm not keeping you from anything."

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"I'll have to reschedule my reorganization of my grandfather's library but there's not actually a deadline on that."

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"Thank you."

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"It really isn't any trouble."

Lucette ties the stays' laces, her fingertips briefly grazing Annie's upper back as she does so.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(Annie doesn't say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". But she does make a noise and doesn't realize she's doing it.)

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"Is everything okay?"

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"- yes, why wouldn't it be?"

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"You made a sound and I thought perhaps I had tightened the stays too much or something."

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"Oh. I can't hear non-word sounds I make so I didn't know. It's not too tight, I don't think."

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"Mm. If you say so."

Lucette finishes off the remaining laces and provides Annie with the dress.

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"I noticed something though," Annie goes on. "I'm not sure what exactly - probably another artifact effect and it felt optional so I guess it's a benefit."

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"You noticed it when I was tightening the laces - oh, was it when my hand touched your neck?"

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"Yeah. It must require direct touch or something to work."

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"Do you think you could make additional progress in identifying it with more time to do so?"

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"Maybe? I'm reluctant to test it, especially on you, but I could see if it - lends itself to examination."

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Lucette provides a hand to touch.

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Annie's hand stutters a little on its way but then gently clasps and -

"- yes, I think I could - give you my artifact effects, and then take them back again, if I tried, only that would be very risky because one of them sent me here and one of them does mind control and one of them is very uncomfortable and I don't know which drawback goes with which benefit at all."

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"Is the temperature one the very uncomfortable one?"

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"Yeah. It's not painful but it's uncomfortable."

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Nod.

"When in your private quarters you can wear fewer layers. It's just that right now we'll be visiting my grandfather, and it's important to make a good first impression, I think."

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"It's not going to kill me. I just wouldn't want to do it to you."

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"Mm... I'm confused now about exactly how unpleasant it is."

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"...possibly you are mostly confused about how unwilling I am to do unpleasant things to you."

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"Oh...is this...a result of the mind control drawback?"

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Nod.

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"Ah."

 

 

"Do you know if there are limitations on who you can give out the abilities to?"

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"It's... not impossible that I can only give them to you but I'd expect I could hand them out to anyone, why?"

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"The rapid healing you displayed is from one of the artifacts, correct?"

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"Yes. But again I don't know what it goes with. If I gave it to someone they might appear in another universe or wind up in love with someone."

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Nod.

"I suppose not easily worth the risk in experimenting then... though if it was, it would be quite helpful to give out to people, even temporarily. Especially if it can fix diseases or old wounds."

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"I'd be a little surprised if it can do either. It's already a startlingly good healing artifact as they go without having evinced those abilities."

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"Hrm, I suppose that limits its usefulness given the rarity of major incidents of such wounds."

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"I could still be useful in a hospital, if it's one of the drawbacks that wouldn't be too bad to have only temporarily, but there's no way to - hm, no, I guess I could give out drawbacks, the ones that aren't winding up in another universe or in love, and see what those go with, maybe something useful will fall out that way."

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"Oh, that sounds helpful indeed. I suppose if you mind giving me the temperature one we can find someone else."

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"I mean, if you really want it - but if I turned out to be wrong about taking it away again that would be awful -"

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"That would also be awful for someone else, so if it seems like a plausible outcome I'd be nervous about testing it at all."

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"It doesn't seem likely. And whatever it is is livable and has some benefit associated. But - some volunteer who is not you preferably."

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"I'm not really sure who exactly would want an unknown ability that comes with possibly permanent overheating... I suppose I can put out flyers in town and offer money, with a stipend if it turns out to be permanent."

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"At home there's an artifact that a university controls, which grants the ability to tell what an artifact does without having to touch it, but it goes very slowly, because the drawback makes the touched need twenty hours of sleep a day. Testing one that is probably not permanent and with a known drawback would be I think pretty popular there. But maybe not here where there are other kinds of magic around and that's what people are used to."

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"I think the complicated part would be convincing someone that the benefit was worth risking the drawback for?"

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"Well, it might be the ability to speak and read all languages, or regeneration, or... the ability to give people one's artifact powers, which I don't know if it'd work on secondhand ones... or my blindsense. Or something I haven't noticed, which I'll grant is less appealing."

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"Hm, perhaps I'll find someone who lives further north and might not mind feeling warmer than normal."

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"Yeah, I think it might be nice in a really cold environment, though I don't know if it'd actually make it safer than usual instead of only less cold-feeling."

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"I'll have someone ask around about visitors from Scotland and make the offer known to any that can be found."

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Nod.

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And now they should present her unexpected guest, Miss Annabelline Merry Svane, to her grandfather, the Earl of York.

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Where exactly is this girl from, the Earl wants to know.

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"The country's called Noregr, but I don't think it's in this world."

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"Her world has powers without demons and with other drawbacks that do not change with time, and she possesses a few such powers."

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Well, so long as she doesn't make trouble with them she can stay in one of the rooms near Lucette's suite.

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Lucette thanks her grandfather - she'll mention the stipend for a test subject later.

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"Thank you," Annie tells him.

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Of course.

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They can leave after that. 

"Would you... like to pick out and settle into a room, or something else?" ... She really doesn't know how to be not awkward about having a sudden guest who's new to her world, apparently. Which is really unfair considering just how many different books on manners she's read. For some reason none of the authors saw fit to cover these circumstances.

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"That probably makes sense, yes."

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Rooms. There are two of them near hers and one slightly further away but off the same hallway.

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"Will it bother you that my blindsense can - it goes right through walls."

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"I don't have anything particularly private in my room? I suppose if you can read using it I'd prefer you don't read my notes without asking."

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"I can't read with it."

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"Well than I don't particularly see a problem."

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"Okay." In that case she picks a room right next to Lucette's.

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As she wishes.

"I... don't have anything else pressing to attend to if there's something else you'd like help with relating to your move-in?"

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"I'll need to know things like - where to go when I'm hungry, things like that? - I don't mean to be any trouble, you've been more than generous already."

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"I have a private room I've been taking my meals in, you are welcome to share, I'll let the staff know to prepare the additional meals. I suppose I should also show you to the kitchen in case you want to ask a cook for food at a non-standard meal time."

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"I'm not especially snackish, if it'd be inconvenient."

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"Does... Hrm....I can't tell whether you are avoiding being inconvenient because of the mind control or if it's just your general disposition."

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"...it's the mind control but it's the mind control making me care really quite a lot about your convenience, not mind control making me do things that do not contribute toward my goals as they currently stand."

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"Is it only my convenience?" 

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"No, your well-being in general, but aspects of it other than your convenience aren't obviously in my sphere of influence right now."

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"Oh I mean - things like you eating additional meals or snacks are not going to matter to me, and in fact I would prefer you have them if you want to. But it's possible you could inconvenience the cook some very small amount, even though providing food is what they are paid for."

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"I'm not in love with the cook."

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Probably this was an obvious chain of reasoning, but Lucette really has no idea how a woman being in love with her works.

"Well, then I imagine if you want to snack it would not be an issue."

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"I meant showing me to the kitchen might be inconvenient for you."

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"Ohhh, well. I feel a touch silly. And no, it would not inconvenience me to show you."

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"Thank you."

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This way to the kitchen! They are not actually going into the kitchen as there's staff in it right now.

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Annie doesn't even need to look through the door. Since she can't look at things. "Thank you."

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"You are welcome. Are there other things it would be helpful for you to know?"

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"Do you have... indoor plumbing, that I'm just not noticing for some reason, or... are there other arrangements for when people need to bathe and relieve themselves and so on."

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"There's a chamber pot in your room, and a nicer room for relieving yourself during the day down the hall. Maids will take care of emptying and replacing the chamber pots as needed. Similarly, for bathing, you can ask a maid to bring a tub to your room and fill it - I suppose in your case, you might prefer a cold bath to a warm one, so you should let them know that too. Does your world do this differently?"

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"Yes, we've got pipes that run through the walls and under the floors to carry fresh water in and used water out."

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"Oh that's fascinating - how did the water move through the pipes?"

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"I don't know very much. Pumps were... involved in some capacity... the outflow pipes led to the sewers, the inflow would be from whatever the nearest reservoir was... with water treatment on the way so you wouldn't get bits of algae or whatever in your tap water... there were little doodads that heated the water if you turned them on so you could have a hot bath easily..."

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"Was there a single sewer system for each city?"

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"I... think so, but I'm not sure."

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"I'm jealous - this city, York, has what used to be one of the best sewer systems in the world, though not with anything indoors, but the system's mostly in ruins now."

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"Why, what happened to it?"

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"It's well over a millenia old, I think it wasn't doing all that well even before the Dark Ages three centuries ago and after that there wasn't much left."

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"Dark Ages?"

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"About 300 years ago, when powers first showed up, there was a rather large societal collapse, and in the case of the sewer system, I suppose a literal collapse as well."

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"How'd the powers cause a societal collapse - probably this is the oldest of old news, I can read it out of a book or something if I'm boring you -"

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"Oh, you definitely aren't boring me - you are probably the most interesting thing that's ever happened in my life. The powers caused a societal collapse in part because if you do not properly attend to the demon that comes with your power, the demon grows more powerful and eventually escapes, wreaking havoc. Additionally, I believe lots of the empowered were commoners - possibly most of them - and they overthrew the unempowered nobility, though nowadays everyone claims that their family was noble even before the Dark Ages."

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"Attend to it? Like you have to personally defeat it in single combat or something?"

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"You have to let it torment you often enough."

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"W...hy."

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"It grows more powerful over time if you don't, I don't know of any mechanism deeper than that."

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"How did people even discover this?"

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"Trial and error, I think. Though the histories from that time are often false, so I'm not certain."

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"Are the demons - intelligent? Do they ever do something like refuse to torment their person for a while to get more powerful?'

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"I believe some speak, but I haven't heard of them doing precisely that, though they can be particular about the conditions under which they will torment their victim."

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"I imagine that's also a mystery."

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"Unfortunately, yes. Empowered also tend to be private about the details and so the literature on the subject is sparse."

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"Did this happen all over the world?"

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"Yes."

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"And everybody figured out how to stabilize the situation in plenty of time?"

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"Only after society collapsed, but eventually most places did, and those that didn't aren't around anymore, unfortunately."

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"And their out of control demons... what, die when their people do?"

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"No, they are a persistent problem afterwards and kill quite a lot of people. Empowered fight them off their land regularly, and there are large campaigns to kill troublesome ones permanently."

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"Oh. What should I be on the - metaphorical lookout - for?"

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"Demons come in a variety of forms, all dangerous. However, there aren't any that have settled near York, so I am not overly worried."

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"Okay. If it ever comes up I can't run. I fall down if I try."

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"It probably won't come up."

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Nod.

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"-it would probably be very silly to ask you whether everything is okay given the circumstances and you are by no means obligated to share anything, but if you do have additional questions you'd like answers to, I am happy to provide those answers."

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"Mostly I'm wondering what I'm going to... do."

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"In what time frame?"

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"Well, today I assume I join you for any meals that are still on the schedule and then I sleep in the room I just picked out, but - this week? This year?"

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"If your question is about lodging... well, you are welcome to stay here, I think indefinitely, but worst case, you can stay with my parents if my grandfather changes his mind. If it's not about lodging, I suppose it depends on what you would like to do?"

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"I mean, at some point presumably I have to get a job."

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"....no? I suppose if you were trying to support yourself without getting married and you were a commoner, that might be the case, but given you're abilities you'll be read as a noble woman, so that won't be an issue."

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"Being... read as a noblewoman... does not cause me to have money."

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"It will mean someone will provide the essentials, and indirect access to money via whoever is supporting you, as well as smaller amounts of direct access - I can request an allowance of pin money for you if you'd like. Unmarried noblewomen can't work jobs, unfortunately. If you get married you can work with the permission of your husband, though it's frowned upon to do so outside of working with him directly."

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"Who is 'someone' and why do they want to provide me with anything? - I don't think I could possibly. Get married. To some man."

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"In this case the someone is my grandfather, and he won't stop doing so without finding a replacement, and even then, I'm sure he can be persuaded to put you with my parents."

"Um. Is that because of the being in love with me downside?"

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"- that's very kind of your grandfather I guess but I'm still really confused why he would be motivated to provide for me if this can never pay off as an investment and he doesn't know me socially at all.

"- and yes, it seems like that would be a really unfair situation to put the would-be groom in among other things."

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"My grandfather is very wealthy, and someone needs to provide for you so I don't think it is a huge cost for him to be the one, though he might want you to get married or go to a nunnery eventually, in which case I can convince him to let you live with my parents instead."

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"...so, where I'm from, if a random person you don't know appears at your residence, it is very, very strange to decide to thereafter provide for them and to consider it your responsibility to re-home them with someone else who will do that if you decide to stop. It would not be weird to me if you personally as an individual wanted to do this, it's not your fault that I had a traffic accident with improperly stored artifacts but I could easily imagine the thing where I'm in love with you engendering a sense of responsibility. But that has nothing to do with your grandfather at all, or your parents."

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"I could have introduced the situation to my grandfather in a way that would not have resulted in you staying with us, but I do not want to give up on my chance to be around a person from a new civilization with entirely distinct powers and technologies - partially because it is my best chance to have any sort of impact on the world and partially because I am very bored and you seem very interesting. And it isn't that weird for my grandfather to take responsibility for an unmarried noble woman who landed on him. The part with you being in love with me isn't actually relevant because I... don't really have any conception of what you mean by it."

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Annie lights up a little bit at being called interesting. "...I'm not sure what about that would be confusing. I'm new to the polyglot thing but the language... has the words for being in love and they aren't long and obscure-sounding."

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"The specific thing that's confusing is that both of us are women."

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"I get the picture that you are not attracted to women in general or me in specific. I already was, so that's at least not part of the mind control."

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"I mean the part I don't understand is what it means for any woman to be in love with another woman, and what to expect of you as an example of this category."

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"...well, what would you be expecting if I said all the same things about it but I were a boy?"

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"That you'd want to marry me and that you would have positive opinions about how I looked and acted?"

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"...well, I don't know how you look. Because I can't see. I assume I would like it given the givens if I could. But - yeah, that."

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"I'm confused about why you assume you would like how I look and also what wanting to marry me even means."

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"I am managing to have positive aesthetic opinions about the behavior of your internal organs that I don't about mine or your grandfather's. In addition to having less weird but still definitely mind control opinions about how nice your voice is. If I," she pauses to swallow some misery but then goes on, "were to marry you we'd probably - sleep in the same bed and kiss and if we ever wanted kids we'd adopt them and -" She needs another break now actually and to rub her eye a bit.

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"...possibly this is an unwelcome offer, but would you like a hug?"

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"Yes please."

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Hug.

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A Lucette hug!!!!!!!!

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Lucette can see Annie's face reflected in a polished metal shield hung on the wall as decoration.

"...oh."

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"Oh?"

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"You look really happy and that is nice."

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Huuuuug.

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"I...am confused about how to responsibly interact with you being like this about me as a result of mind control."

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"Non-mind-controlled Annie is gone and she isn't coming back. I don't think there's much point in trying to represent her interests where they're not mine. If there's something - complicated, that you have in mind - then I can try thinking about what I'd recommend for somebody else who'd gotten fallen in love with by somebody who touched the same artifact? As a way to think around the exceptionality that I have for you."

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"Mm.. I don't have anything specific in mind at the moment."

 

"...also I'm curious what positive aesthetic opinions you have about the behavior of my internal organs."

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"Mostly it's like - if I could hear your heartbeat I think I'd like that and instead I have this. Most of your other organs aren't moving around very much at the granularity I can detect."

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"Ah. How does the worrying about inconveniencing me fit in with this?"

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"With... liking your heartbeat?"

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"With being in love with me more broadly."

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"- well, I don't know all that much about you so I'm - guessing, what the best ways are to be a positive force in your life, and that's manifesting a lot as anxiety about being in your way and taking up your time, but I think that might lessen once I know more about opportunities to improve on 'not in the way'."

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"Oh... For whatever it's worth I do prefer you take up time in my life and involve yourself and let me know about your preferences when relevant."

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"Inconveniently I think it might matter why you prefer that."

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"I prefer for you to be happy, and also I think you are very interesting and important and there are no people like that in my life who pay attention to me."

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"There are no interesting people in your life who pay attention to you??"

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"There are somewhat interesting people, but none of them are nearly as important as I think you probably are."

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"I don't know much. I guess I could maybe reconstruct how to build a tricycle, if you haven't invented bicycles yet someone could maybe figure it out from that but I had a tricycle because I can't balance a bicycle."

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"I think the healing ability will be important independently of anything you know, but what's a tricycle?"

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"It sounded like you weren't very bullish on the power being useful but maybe I misunderstood you... a tricycle is a three wheeled personal vehicle powered by pedaling. Bicycles are more popular, they only have two wheels and they corner better and handle more terrain, but people have to learn to balance on them."

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"I think it would be more useful if it did diseases or old wounds, but I think your point of it still being useful in a hospital was a good one. How do tricycles and bicycles compare to horses and carriages?"

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"Well, you don't have to feed them and they don't poop or get sick or kick you and they take up a lot less space. I think whether they're competitive on speed probably depends on things I don't know but nobody uses horses in the city where I grew up anymore."

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"Do you have a notion of how complex their construction is?"

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"Yes because I learned to maintain my own tricycle. I could try to... draw... it... in... very small letters so I can see what I'm doing, maybe."

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"Would clay for sculpting be preferable?"

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"Maybe. I'm not very good at sculpting and it's got lots of fine moving parts."

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"We can devise some method, I'm sure. Though for now it seems premature to focus on one particular thing, unless you expect a tricycle to be a revolutionary technology on its own."

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"- not revolutionary but I don't know enough to reconstruct much of anything else and I'm a little worried about my memory of how the trike worked decaying as I go longer without having mine."

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"I'm also interested in broad details and scientific information, especially relating to health, agriculture, and infrastructure - are your memories of the trike going to meaningfully decay in the next few days?"

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"Probably not."

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"In that case, I'd like to hear more about the aforementioned subjects before discussing tricycles in particular, but also that can be delayed as well if you would rather rest."

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"No, I can tell you whatever you want to know, where should I start?"

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"I'd be interested in hearing what sort of treatments are favored for widespread ailments in your world."

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So Annie can explain vaccines and antibiotics!

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"I've read of variolation - how do vaccines differ, and do future developments make it safer, or is it just considered worth the risk? Also, do you have insight into how antibiotics work?"

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"I think it's safer but I don't know how they do it and I also don't remember what's different about variolation. I think the first antibiotic discovered was a kind of mold but I don't know how it works."

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"Do you know what sort of mold or if there are any good ways to test molds to see if they would work?"

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"You can grow bacteria in a dish with something they'll eat and see if the mold will kill them there. I don't know what the mold grows on or looks like in the wild."

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"What are bacteria?"

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"Tiny creatures that cause infections. There are also viruses, which antibiotics don't work on."

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"Are viruses also tiny creatures?"

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"Sort of. They act more like living things than like a poison or something, but they're not fully alive. You can still get them off your skin with soap and water, though, and they still die if you boil contaminated water."

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"... are all diseases caused by things that can be dealt with via those methods?"

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"No. There's autoimmune stuff, where the parts of the body that are specialized in handling things like that - bacteria, viruses, some kinds of fungi, parasites - don't do their jobs right. I think allergies work like that? Cancer is also different. And things that run in families are likely to just be - things that run in families, and look like diseases because they're bad, but are fundamentally the same as people having different eye colors - I can explain that kind of -" Genetics 101.

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Lucette listens extremely attentively.

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Well, Annie's not going to be the one to call it off if Lucette wants to talk to her.

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"-I think this seems like it will help a lot of people, though we'll still need to figure out how to best make use of and disseminate the information."

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"You'd know more about how to best do that here than I would."

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Nod.

"- I'm confused about...your emotional state regarding having this conversation right now as opposed to later, though I don't need that to be remedied if you would rather not explain."

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"I'm not tired or anything if that's what you mean. It was morning in Noregrsk, when the artifacts hit me."

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"I-that's a portion of what I mean? But I don't want to pry."

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"I don't think I understand what you want to know."

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"...how you are... feeling?"

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"...a lot. But it doesn't have to be your problem, you can just ignore it whenever you don't feel like hugging me, that's probably simplest."

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"Can I know what it is I'd be ignoring?"

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"Just that I'm in love with you."

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"I do not quite understand what implications that would have for your emotional state."

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"...it's pretty clear you aren't interested and I really don't want to pressure you about it."

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...how to phrase this...

"I don't imagine I will feel pressured into anything I don't prefer by you telling me how you feel?"

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"...and I'm worried it'd make you uncomfortable and that is both undesirable on its own and also might make you want to be around me less, or hug me less."

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Nod.

"My guess is it would not, but you don't have to share if you prefer not to."

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"Maybe it would clarify things if I knew why you were asking, like, is it - anthropological fascination with how I can be in love with another girl, or do you feel obliged to keep tabs on whether I'm holding up acceptably, or do you just find it flattering even given that you're not interested, or..."

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"I don't want to be the cause of emotional distress... and I suppose I am interested in how you can be in love with a girl, and perhaps I find it flattering though I am not sure if that is virtuous on my part. I am also just generally curious about what you are feeling."

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"I don't think it's different from how it would be if one of us were a boy except for how if I let my thought stray in certain directions the anatomy's different. I mean, if one of us were a boy and you still weren't interested, obviously it'd be different if you were interested because it'd be socially legible then. I really really liked it when you hugged me. I think it turns out I also can't smell and that was disappointing to discover because I bet I would've liked how you smell. My room's right next to yours and I'm probably going to be watching your heart beat till I fall asleep. I already said I like your voice. I - this isn't your problem, please please don't do anything you don't want to do trying to make me happy, it'll just make it worse as soon as I guess, but you were curious and -

- I really wish you wanted to kiss me -"

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"...is it acceptable if I do things I would be neutral about doing under normal circumstances, but under these circumstances feel positive about as a result of wanting you to be happy?"

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"...if they're not competing with things you care about more I think so."

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"Mm. I would be disappointed if I didn't get to see that face you made when I hugged you again."

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"Whenever you want."

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Hug?

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Hug!

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"I really do enjoy seeing your face after I hug you."

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"I'm glad."

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"I don't mind knowing about the rest of what you mentioned either."

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"Oh good."

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"... my curiosity about how you are feeling isn't entirely sated, but it doesn't need to be, I suppose."

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"I don't know what else to say. Do you have any more specific questions?"

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"You said I'm glad in somewhat of a monotone and it confused me."

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"- well, I was glad but also - fighting my greedier impulses? Like, if you were very very hungry, you would be glad if you got a slice of bread, but."

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"...were the greedier impulses to hug me more or something else?"

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"...more like kissing you. Or - I'm not going to do it but I can - give out artifact effects - I'm so so so not going to do it but it crossed my mind."

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"...Ah. Yes, please refrain from doing so."

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"I wouldn't ever."

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"Should I be avoiding provoking the desire to do so?"

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"I don't think you need to keep this in mind for any reason. I wouldn't have brought it up at all but you were curious."

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"If you say so."

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"I'm not going to do it and that will remain invariant whatever you do and it's a sufficiently - complicated and self-protecting sort of mind control that there's not any really obvious way to make it so it doesn't still cross my mind occasionally. Don't worry about it."

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"Okay."

"-would you like another hug."

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"Always."

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Hug!

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.... Yep, still a very good smile.

More medical science now?

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Okay!

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Eventually, it is time for dinner, which is remarkably elaborate for just two people.

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Fortunately while Annie can't smell this doesn't appear to affect her sense of taste at all somehow.

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Then she'll be able to appreciate the lamb in particular.

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"This is delicious."

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"It's a speciality of my grandfather's chef  - do they have anything similar where you're from?"

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"We eat lamb but I don't think I've had anything very like this sauce before."

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"I think it's made from cranberries but I couldn't tell you much else."

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"I've had cranberries but only in sweets."

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"What sort of sweets?"

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"Muffins, and dried and covered in chocolate."

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"Chocolate?"

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"It's made from a bean grown on the potato continent. - that sounds like such an odd thing to call a continent in this language, wow."

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"That would be America here, assuming the locations are similar across our worlds."

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"Maybe. If you have a relief globe I could feel it."

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"Oh, I believe there is one in the guest study."

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"Will you show me?"

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"Of course." It's this way - Annie is welcome to hold her arm as before.

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yaaaaaay

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Annie may catch Lucette glancing at her smile on the way there.

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No, not really. It's pretty hard to tell where people's eyes are pointed with the sensory loadout Annie presently enjoys.

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Well, then they can arrive at the globe with her none the wiser.

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"This feels like the continents I expect. This one is the potato continent." She touches South America. "And maize," North America, "and wheat," Europe, "and rice," Asia, "cassava," Africa, "macadamia, last time I caught up on the academic debate." Australia. "And ice." Antarctica.

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"Curious - where are you from?"

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"Wheat. Over here." She points at Norway.

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"That's Norway - I would have heard if it was anything like you described, so I suppose you are from an alternate Earth. We are here -" she can position Annie's hand appropriately.

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Eeee hand.

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"-you have a very nice smile, have I mentioned that?"

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"Yes but it's nice to hear."

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"Well then, I can continue to tell you."

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"You're too kind."

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"I think that description much more clearly applies to you given the circumstances."

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"...I don't really think so since I have mind control and can't take all the credit for being helpful."

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"I suppose that is a reasonable position."

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Soft giggle.

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Oh, she has a really nice giggle as well.

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If Lucette is interested Annie can point out other places and what they're called in her world and call to mind some things about them.

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Lucette is indeed interested! She will also take notes.

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In some cases Annie has learned enough incidental phonetic words of the language to "locate" it and will be able to speak it now with her languages power but she's not sure if that's anywhere near as interesting as sciencier stuff.

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Less interesting but still interesting! Do any of the languages seem even vaguely related to ones she knows?

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Not related but there are some structural reminiscences.

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Do the physical locations match the structural reminisces at all? 

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Yes they do.

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"There are some similarities to the structures of languages from similar regions in our worlds. I wonder if there are similarities in our histories as well."

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"There could be. I remember only a very scattershot view of history."

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"Do you know of major empires and such from your past?"

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"Yeah."

The broadest strokes rhyme - the Mediterranean is just geographically a good place to get a thriving civilization underway - but the details don't match.

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"I suppose this has implications as to the degree history is dictated by chance rather than environment."

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"Probably but I'd want more than two examples - and better researched examples - before I drew any strong conclusions."

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"Yes that does seem prudent."

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Annie spins the globe, skimming her fingers over its mountains. Remembers more tidbits about colonization of the Potato Continent.

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"We're much earlier in the process of colonization it would seem."

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"Yeah. ...it would be nice if it didn't involve giving all the locals heinous diseases."

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"Yes, I absolutely agree. I think it is too late to stop much of that unfortunately, but if we tell people about hand washing that can at least help? Though it might be hard to get anyone to do so consistently in the colonies."

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"Not just handwashing but also quarantine and boiling water and stuff."

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"Quarantine I expect they're already aware of - but yes boiling as well. And maybe we can figure out antiobiotics or how to improve variolation given that both are possible."

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Nod nod.

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"I wonder if the best way to convince people to try these things might be to combine it with your healing abilities somehow, should they prove usable without severe drawbacks - if you were a famous healer than people would be liable to take your other medical knowledge more seriously."

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"...well, that doesn't make a lot of sense but I guess I can buy it as a way public opinion might work."

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"I'd prefer it if publishing the information in an academic forum were doable, but aside from needing to find a male proxy to be taken seriously I expect that to mostly just provoke debate among the select few who read it. Converserly, if you are known as a empowered healer who treats commoners - of which there are very few - I expect anything you say to be taken seriously by many more people, who can then abide by your reccomendations at home and demand it of their doctors."

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"That makes sense. How soon do you expect me to be able to test out the powers to see if the healing one has a tolerable drawback?"

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"I intend to send out on of grandfather's courtier tommorow to inquire at the local inns - I'll offer them the pin money I've saved up but if they request more I shall go to my grandfather with the request. If I still have trouble finding a participant I may have them ask at the debtor's prison and hospital. It is possible that that should be my first recourse given that they have greater need of the money or less fear of the consequences respectively, but I still find myself hesitant to do so..."

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"If there's anyone with an injury they're dying of surely they'd be the best choice?"

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"I don't expect it is very common for York's hospitals to recieve patient with injuries so severe the patient will die in the ordinary course of events soon after receiving it - medical care for those sorts of injuries would be done at the scene of the accident or nearby, I believe. It's possible we can change that by advertising your prescence but that is a complicated endeavor best left till we have established the particulars of your powers..."

"Oh apologies I think I may be wrong - surgery is often fatal and performed at hospitals. Though convincing a doctor to allow a woman to attend would be... difficult."

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"...well, inconveniently I can't operate remotely."

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"Yes...I am worried that attempting to gain permission for such an endeavor would stand a chance of harming our eventual attempt to popularize your medical knowledge should any surgeons involved object strongly enough."

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"Sounds like we should limit what surgeons are involved according to which ones will object most, I guess? Do you know any, or know anyone who knows any?"

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"My family has a doctor who I believe performs some surgeries but I don't know him well enough to say whether he'd be amenable... I suppose my father might be able to recommend someone though if we go that route I'd prefer we did so in secret, which I suppose might be acceptable."

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"It seems fine for the testing step, at least."

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"Agreed - I shall write a letter this evening so it can be sent to my parents tommorow morning."

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"Can I borrow a book to read while you're doing that?"

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"Of course - the library's organization is atrocious but you are welcome to read anything in it."

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"Is there anything you'd recommend?"

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"What manner of reading material do you typically enjoy?"

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"Novels, ones that have been popular for a few generations so there's underlying quality and not just faddishness there, but in this circumstance I might want nonfiction."

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"Of any particular subject or something general?"

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"Whatever I seem to know the least or the most misleading things about, maybe."

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"I... could recommend a book on courting, though I imagine you might not want to read that and I don't actually expect it to be especially helpful, possibly the opposite. Perhaps something about social structures - assuming you language power extend to Arabic there's a reasonably accurate book critiquing English society that I think only ended up in my grandfather's library because someone mistranslated the country it was about as France."

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"I don't think a book about courting would be the most useful to frontload. At this point I would be pretty surprised if there were any languages I couldn't read."

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Lucette can direct Annie to 'Of those to the North who fail to listen', which is shelved next to a book on frog anatomy.

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Wow, that is an impressive classification system.

Annie will park in the library. Even if Lucette goes somewhere else, as long as she's not too far to sense.

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Lucette can write her letter in the library while Annie reads.

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What's in this book, then.

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A lot of complaints about how the English treat commoners - and in particular of the fact that their legal system nearly ignores crimes committed by nobility against commoners. In particular, the author objects to the presence of cultural traditions of empowered nobles robbing, harassing, and sometimes killing commoners during their annual courting season. The few nobles who are caught at this are remanded to a jail which lacks locks on half the cells and a warden who has received quite an extensive list of expensive presents which he was all too eager to brag to the author of the book about.

The author also feels that the nobles are derelict in their duties of defending against most wild demons, but will admit that their campaigns have killed more than most countries have managed, both in terms of demons and the empowered.

Also, they refuse to do arranged marriages for their empowered, even when the parents involved are honorable. The author objects to this and thinks the young English men spend far too much time thinking of the, ahem, physical aspects of matrimony, which should rightly be ignored until after marriage. 

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Wow. She hates it. (How is arranged marriage supposed to help with Englishmen thinking too much of the physical aspects of matrimony, anyway.)

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The idea is that their fathers will prioritize more sensible things in making the match.

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Uh-huh.

She'll go to bed whenever Lucette does whether she's finished the book or not.

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The response to Lucette's letter comes later the next day - a surgeon friend of her father's has a patient willing to try just about anything that might help with an upcoming amputation.

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Does the letter say why the amputation is occurring?

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The man was bitten on the arm by a dog and the wound became infected.

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Where does she go to tap the guy and how does she get there?

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There is a carriage which will ostensibly be taking them to visit a florist who lives a block away.

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...if that's necessary, okay.

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"Unfortunately, yes - even going without an escort following us into the florist's shop is a privilege I am lucky to have." She doesn't seem especially enthused about this.

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"An escort? Who would be escorting you if you were less privileged in this way?"

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"A married woman or male relative."

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"Sounds inconvenient to need to source one every time you want to go on an errand."

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"Noble ladies don't normally need to go on errands."

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"Isn't it tedious to have to describe in advance exactly what - if you were going to the florist - flowers you want, and what to get if they don't have those, to someone who goes in your place? You don't get to browse, that way. I, uh, will probably never really appreciate a flower again, and was not actually much of a flower-buyer before either, but I think a lot of the appeal would be in the browsing."

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"Yes, most unmarried noble women would need an escort if they wished to browse - it's not a tradition I find myself fond of."

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"Well. Fortunately we are - privileged."

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"Fortunately."

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The surgery is apparently set to take place in someone's living room - the surgeons still unpacking once they get there, next to his terrified patient with a swollen arm. 

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"Hello," Annie says to the man with the fucked up arm. "How much has been explained to you already?"

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"You have some nonsense abilities which might help me not die, and might permanently fuck me up in some different way."

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"I am hoping I can avoid anything I do to you being permanent. What I can do is I can give you a good thing and a bad thing, together. I think I can also take them back but I haven't tried it before. They're all things I have, so none of them will kill you. I don't know which ones go with which other ones, though. So I'm going to try giving you some of the bad things, and you can try to tell us what went with them; that way I can avoid the ones that would be permanent. If none of those are the healing one, I'll try giving you the healing, but it could send you to another universe, or it could make you fall in love with someone, and in the first case I won't be able to undo it because we'll be in separate universes, and in the second case I'm not sure if it will be possible for me to take it back. Does that make sense?"

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"Enough sense - anything to get a better shot at this."

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"Okay. Do you want to start with being blind and deaf or with being too hot?"

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"Too hot."

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Poke: too hot.

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The swelling on the man's arm goes down a small amount immediately.

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"...huh, I think that might have helped your arm? Does it feel like it helped? My healing was faster than that but we can leave this for a bit and see if it makes more progress."

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"It feels less tight and itchy? Could be less warm too but that might just be everything else being warmer."

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"Let's wait a little and see if it'll heal your arm, then..."

It does actually improve a little more, but so slowly that Annie asks if he'd be willing to get a small nick on his skin somewhere to see if that heals too, to distinguish between "the healing power doesn't work very well on infections" and "this is not the healing power at all".

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Sure - if it's not going to go down any more than this he'll have to get a much bigger nick.

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And the cut doesn't go away, so it's not the healing. She takes back the too-hot-ness. "Blind next? I'm not sure that it and deafness are connected, but they might be."

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"Sure."

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Boop. Blind, deaf, and a blindsense offering TMI on everything for a few hundred feet out.

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"Well. This sense is sort of rubbish - and I can't hear anything either. Can you take it back?"

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"Yes."

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Healing boop.

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The cut from before heals straight away.

"No downside, far as I can tell."

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"Wow. I knew I'd been hit with a lot of artifacts but it looks like I was underestimating it. Is it fixing your arm enough that you don't need the amputation, do you think?"

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He stares at his arm, where the swelling is rapidly retreating. 

"Huh - it does feel a lot better."

The surgeon, silently observing until now, inspects the previously infected arm with amazement.

"I'd say this is entirely healed, which I previously thought impossible."

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"Do I need to keep the healing thing?"

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"I don't think so, but if your arm gets worse again once I take it back then I'd guess so, and you'd just have to be on the lookout for the mystery drawback."

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"If it gets worse again, could I get the power back?"

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"Yes. If it takes a while to get worse then I'm not sure how you should find me -" She turns her face in Lucette's direction.

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"It is probably best for you to contact us by the same method we contacted you this time, however convoluted that was. I apologize for any inconvenience that might result."

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"Then I'd like to be rid of the power for now."

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Re-boop.

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"Thank you kindly, m'lady. And m'lady." He gives an awkward bow to both of them before collecting his payment from Lucette and departing.

"Should I be contacting you similarly for future cases like this, at least when the patients can keep their mouths closed?" asks the surgeon.

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"I don't see why not."

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Lucette nods in agreement.

"Thank you for your discretion."

She'll tip the surgeon as well and then they can head back to the carriage, briefly stopping to purchase some petunias to lend credence to their cover story.

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Annie's in a relatively cheery mood on the way home.

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"I must say that was a rather successful excursion." Lucette comments once the carriage is underway.

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"Yes, though I hope whatever the hidden drawback is isn't doing some kind of subtle damage to me. I at least seem to have the same number and kind of organs as you, so it didn't sneakily remove my pancreas or anything."

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"I should hope it's nothing like that. Do the benefits and drawbacks often rhyme as they did with the blindsight ability?""

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"They're related to whoever left the artifact, so sometimes, but they can be about totally different features of the relevant person too."

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"Is it possible to guide the creation of artifacts on purpose?"

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"Not the creation, no. But once you've touched an artifact you can very very slowly shape its traits by spending more time with it and passively drawing it in whatever direction you prefer. A high quality healing artifact with a drawback you don't even notice right away, that's going to be very popular at home, someone will probably be sitting with it twenty four hours a day to make whatever the drawback is less and the healing even better. - there's someone who can tell what artifacts do without having to touch them, but he's not quick about it because the artifact that gives him this power makes him need twenty hours of sleep a day."

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"Are artifacts relevant to the lives of most people?"

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"In the sense that they exist as a background fact and if you really need to touch one you can arrange to pay for it or contract out your resulting magical powers or whatever for it, yes, but most people never touch one or leave one."

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"If you were in your world with the same collection of powers would you end up healing many people?"

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"Yes, absolutely. Honestly I might load up on a few more artifacts too, to get the most mileage out of the power-transfer one, though I'm not immediately sure which ones would make sense in part because I don't know what-all I've already got to interact with. The healing one would be really big, though, I'd spend sixteen hours a day in the hospital tapping people with it on and off."

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"That's very virtuous of you."

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"Thank you."

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"Hopefully we can set up something similar here, though I don't actually think there are enough injuries even in London to keep you occupied for sixteen hours each day."

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"Oh, I wouldn't expect there to be, if I were doing this at home people would probably be traveling quite long distances to see me, they'd get stabilized at a local hospital and then get on a train or an airplane. - I don't know how to build those."

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"Probably it would be much easier for you to travel between major cities where people could congregate to receive healing from you."

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"Maybe, yeah. Within the country or are things peaceful enough that I could go to neighboring ones?"

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"I think the politics of doing so would be complicated but not insurmountably so."

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"Complicated in what way?"

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"I think if not managed correctly foreign nobles would react badly to the popularity with commoners I expect your healing will engender, especially if they think you loyal to England. It could, from a certain angle, look like you were laying the ground work for an invasion."

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"...do empowered existing mean that commoner soldiery isn't a major factor in wars? I wouldn't want a neighbor who might be gearing up for a war to keep all the healing magic to themselves, I'd then have fewer men to field if things came to a head."

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"Commoners aren't understood to be a major factor in wars, correct, and empowered can generally heal on their own."

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"Huh. Okay."

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"I can't entirely tell whether this is better than the alternative - few commoners die in wars but it's at the cost of an equilibrium that gives them little influence over the governance of their nations."

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"So far what I know about this place seems worse than my world, but I'm not sure about my world at the same technological level."

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"Does your world have distinct nobility and commoner classes?"

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"........not like this. Not in a way that - matters - to normal people - in any of the countries that are nice places to live."

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"That seems rather nice...I think empowered make it really difficult to stop having some manner of nobility, unfortunately."

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"It does seem like it'd be an obstacle."

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The city is lively with evening activities as they head back to the Oakhill Manor, taverns alive with activity and other carriages ferrying rich merchants to dinners. On one corner there's even a man singing and strumming a lute.

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Annie has absolutely no idea why but she's gonna collapse on the floor of this carriage in screaming agony now!

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"Annie!"

Is there anything physically wrong with her?? 

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Nope! She looks to be in perfect health apart from the screaming!

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"Annie what's wrong what hurts." Lucette really has no idea what to do in such a situation.

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"nnnnnnnng?!"

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"-is it getting better?" It sort of sounds like it might be but maybe Annie is just out of screams or something.

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Yeah no she's just out of air. She gasps and screams again, sobbing.

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Hug...

"Make haste to the house of my grandfather's physcian," Lucette instructs the carriage driver.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Does the hugging seem to make things worse?

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Nope, it's not worse! Annie is whimpering onto Lucette's shoulder now!

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Then Lucette will keep hugging Annie all the way to the physician's house.

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Annie recovers before that. Takes a great big breath and relaxes. "It stopped," she murmurs. "- it has to be an artifact effect. I don't know if it'll strike at random or if there's a trigger but the doctor's not going to be able to do anything."

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"Are you sure?"

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"I could imagine being wrong but I don't think I am."

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Lucette doesn't stop hugging Annie.

"Okay, we can head back to the manor in that case." She so informs the driver.

"Is there anything you would rather I have done that failed to occur to me?"

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"About the - that? No, I don't think so. There's probably just... nothing to be done besides finding the trigger if there is one. And I guess I shouldn't try to operate a vehicle or... carry candles, not that I have many reasons to do that right now... anything like that where if I suddenly collapsed it'd be a problem. But here and now, no, I don't think there was anything to do besides give me a hug."

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"Okay. I... wasn't entirely certain the hug would help but I felt I had to do something. I'm glad it didn't make things worse."

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"It didn't make anything worse," Annie assures her. "It distracted me a bit from how much it hurt."

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"Good." Hugging continues as before in that case.

"What sort of triggers are possible?"

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"It could be almost anything. It wasn't something I noticed but that's - a lot of things, any non-language sight or sound or smell, anything being in my environment that I didn't take note of even if I could sense it. It could be a delayed effect of some power use - if it happens again twice more in quick succession it's almost certainly that. It could be the weather. It could be calendar date, though that would be a little weird. I still have my pancreas."

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"Well, that's good at least - would you like to take notes on what was happening when the attack occured to compare against future instances?"

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"That's probably a good idea but I don't think I can do that legibly while the carriage is still going."

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"I can. Would you like to dictate what you remember and then I can add what I remember?"

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"Sure - we'd just come around the bend - I think it didn't come up to full strength instantly, but it was pretty quick -" Her episodic memory is nothing special and she doesn't know what matters here but she does her best.

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Lucette's handwriting is messy in the carriage at this speed but she manages, at least by her standards which are admittedly unreasonably high.

Once Annie is done she adds her own memories to the list.

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At least it doesn't happen again on the way back to the estate.

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Once they are back Lucette sets to copying the notes into a less haphazard record of events, with a timeline and different colors of ink for different varieties of potential trigger.

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It's nice that she has colored ink so that Annie can experience colors at all.

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Annie is welcome to write with the colored ink as well.

"-I do not particularly relish the idea of testing the various potential triggers but if it seems wise to do so it could be arranged."

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"I agree with you, which ones are easiest to test?"

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"Exposure to a large variety of flowers, smelling petunias in an enclosed space, being near crowds of people talking, hearing music, and being jostled would also be easy enough I imagine. As would granting your abilities, assuming you are okay with granting any of them to me now."

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"The granting abilities is probably not it, because there was one fairly smooth arc of pain -" Gesture. "And not three. But if you want to try the blindness-deafness-weird-sense one, I can do that now we know they go together, and -

- well, the healing drawback wasn't noticeable to the patient which means it's a candidate for the pain drawback so maybe that one I'd hold off till you need it or we identify the trigger."

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"Well, the petunias, being jostled, and the music, we can try right away if you're ready to do so. The crowd of people talking and the variety of flowers will have to wait. I also am curious enough to want to try the weird-sense even if it's not relevant to our experiment."

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"Okay." Can she say 'how are you planning to jostle me' non-flirtatiously. Possibly she cannot. "I'm not sure what exactly to do with the petunias."

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"We can place them in a small space with us for a period of time similar to the -" she checks her notes "- 15 minutes it took for your prior reaction to occur. My shoe closet would do, I imagine."

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"Okay."

She will go sit in a shoe closet with petunias for fifteen minutes. It's boring.

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"Well, we have jostling next. I... confess I can't actually think of a dignified way to accomplish this."

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Annie can think of some undignified ways. "Well, probably I'll have reason to get in the carriage again eventually anyway."

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"We can attempt something less dignified unless you object to doing so?"

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Can they really! "Like what?"

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".... I could hold you and shake you up and down? Or uh, go underneath my mattress while you are on top and then I'd kick at the mattress or something of that nature."

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"...the mattress idea seems safer. I'd be worried about my neck if you were shaking me."

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"I can also just arrange a carriage ride for tomorrow if you would prefer."

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"The trouble with that is that we might pass something that's a trigger and get a false positive."

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"I could order a carriage ride around the country, in a short loop perhaps?"

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"That reduces but doesn't really eliminate the false positive risk. I mean, we can still do it, but if we can do fewer total experiments that result in that happening that seems best."

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"Then the mattress plan would seem to be the wisest course of action, at least for now."

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"Yeah."

Annie will go flop on the mattress.

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And then Lucette can go underneath the mattress and kick at it till she's too tired to continue.

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"I seem fine."

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Lucette is a bit unsteady when she gets out from under the bed.

"Well, the last one we can try here is music, then. There's a sitting room with a piano I practice on, we can try, and I suppose I can attempt to sing as well, should that prove necessary."

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"Okay. Are you all right?"

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"Yes, just tired - I don't typically have much cause for kicking people from underneath my bed."

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"I suppose it does seem like it would be an irregular pastime."

Piano.

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Lucette is reasonably skilled at this, not that Annie can hear.

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Nobody else can hear it either! Over the screaming!

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Lucette stops playing and runs over to hug Annie.

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Shiver. Lean.

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Lucette can also rub Annie's shoulder in case that will help.

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Annie is certainly not going to object.

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"I suppose it's music then."

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"I guess so. Inconvenient but not impossible to avoid most of the time."

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"Do you have any idea whether blocking your ears would help?"

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"...I really doubt that it would because I can't in fact hear the piano."

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"That makes sense."

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"Would you miss playing it much, should we figure out the range so I can just go out of it when you want to practice? Or anyone else who plays."

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"I will not particularly miss it, and no one else here plays. On the rare occasions when my grandfather hosts events with live music, we may want to relocate to the guest house, I suppose? Judging by my notes on the incident in the carriage, I believe that will be more than far enough."

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"Okay. Thank you."

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"... I'm aware that this is probably unnecessary given the target of our prior activity, but I'm sorry for hurting you."

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"I appreciate the thought even though it was as you say not really necessary."

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Hug.

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Hug!

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"You really are very beautiful when you smile."

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"Thank you!"

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"Yes, like that."

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"Oh, you are not actually able to see me smiling back at you, are you."

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"No, but I can hear it in your voice a little when you talk, and I'm working on discerning facial expressions with my weird sense."

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Nod.

"Can you tell what my face looks like with the sense?"

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"I can tell it apart from other faces, and I can tell smiling from not smiling. I don't have a way to - picture you."

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"Would touch suffice?"

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"Would it for you? If you met someone and it was pitch dark and you put your hands on their face? I don't think it'd be better than the weird sense, at any rate."

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"I suppose it would not."

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"Do you want to try the weird sense now?"

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"Sure."

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Boop.

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"Oh, that is... interesting."

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Annie nods, since Lucette won't be able to hear her.

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"I wonder if this would be useful for diagnosing diseases... though I suppose how relevant that would be depends on the effectiveness of your healing."

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Unboop. "I think it's not granular enough for identifying germs but it might be good for doing surgery? For someone with steady hands, which I don't really have. It could be that my healing doesn't handle tumors, or something, and then you'd want both."

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"I was imagining it as useful for the purpose of identifying the existence of those tumors in the first place."

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"Oh, yes, plausibly, if they're a different enough texture from everything else."

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Nod.

"Are you comfortable testing out the benefit associated with the music allergy by granting it to me briefly?"

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"...I guess since there's no one else around who might start humming... there isn't like, a doorbell, is there?"

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"There is not."

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"Okay."

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"Well, I don't feel immediately different - will it distress you if I scratch at my skin briefly to test whether it's healing?"

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"......it's your skin."

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"...that sounds quite like it would in fact distress you?"

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"Yes, but I'm objectively irrational about that."

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"Well, I just caused you a rather lot of discomfort in the name of testing your power, and it doesn't actually seem necessary to test this portion of it right now."

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"It's up to you, I'll do it if you want me to."

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"Let's not."

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"Do you have a guess as to what the limits of the healing power are, given that it was able to heal a man's infected arm even though the wound wasn't fresh?"

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"The benefit associated with the too-hot thing did something to help the arm, and might have been necessary for a complete recovery, but I'm not sure what it did exactly. It doesn't work on outright scars - I still seem to have the ones I remember having - and I'd be very surprised if it worked on, say, allergies, those are very different from injuries. But no two artifacts are perfectly alike so I can't predict it exactly."

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"Possibly I should tell the surgeon to contact us about other cases outside of those requiring amputation?"

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"Yes. Though would it be possible to have people come here, lest anyone else be singing on the street?"

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"Hrm....I suppose at this point we may have enough confidence in your abilities that it would be worthwhile for me to bring the subject to my grandfather and request his permission to inquire further under the guidance of a surgeon. Though I expect there will be restrictions in order to maintain propriety I don't expect those will be permanent." 

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"Restrictions like what?"

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"We'll have to be sure to be out of the room before any actual medical procedures might occur, there will have to be a chaperone present, and the patients will probably have to be women - and at least somewhat respectable ones at that."

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"I assume it doesn't help at all if I announce that I am able to respect anyone I care to. Who would make a suitable chaperone?"

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"My hope is that eventually you will become famous enough that you will be able to announce such a thing and no one will be able to gainsay you. One of my grandfather's servants would be acceptable, particularly an older female one."

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"You don't count?"

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"I'm unmarried, and noble at that, so I would not count as acceptable except for purely social encounters."

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"Is there some notional logic to why being married helps?"

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"An expectation that women are not able to be sensible about such matters until they are married."

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"...matters like treating the injured."

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"Yes, especially the treatment of injured commoners."

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"What exactly is the unsensible thing we might notionally get up to?"

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"You know, I'm not entirely sure."

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"I suppose asking is not socially acceptable either."

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"Mildly so - my suspicion is that there isn't anything in particular, just a general feeling that women are delicate and ill health contagious. And possibly some conflating of disease and virtue as well."

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"Well, I'll be treating injuries, not diseases, but I guess I shouldn't expect any level of logical connectivity here."

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"Unfortunately, yes."

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"How do you stand it?"

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"... Hm. I sometimes find it an interesting challenge to work around the restrictions. What I find truly frustrating is the lack of real ability to affect the world, even when I can find ways around the restrictions resulting from my sex."

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"What kind of real ability to affect the world would you want to have?"

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"Well, ideally, substantial wealth I could independently direct, as well as enough respect from other nobility that I could influence policies generally."

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"If you were a boy would you have those things?"

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"Yes, I would. My grandfather is quite wealthy, and my mother is his only child."

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"If you didn't get married, who'd inherit, if you can't?"

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"I suppose if I died my grandfather would name an heir, with the King's permission."

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"And they'd have to be a man?"

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"Yes."

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"What happens to... widows."

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"Under what circumstances?"

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"Are there any circumstances in which they can wind up controlling their marital property in their own right."

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"I think the closest one can get if one is a noble woman is by being widowed, and having a young son who is the putative heir but not so old that anyone would gainsay the effective regency of his mother."

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"And if she doesn't have the son, if she has no kids or only girls, then... her in-laws at whatever remove get everything? Are they obliged to support her?"

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"Yes, and they are indeed so obliged."

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"I guess that's something."

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"Noble society, for all its faults, at least takes seriously its responsibility to provide for the comfort of the woman it so disables."

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"Yaaaay."

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"Is it different where you are from?"

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"Yeah, single women can just have things. Married ones there's marital property but that affects their husbands too, I don't remember exactly how - when my parents divorced they must've had to figure out how to split things up but I was a baby at the time."

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"Could women inherit?"

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"Sure, I'm an only child and was expecting to one day get all my parents' stuff."

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"Can women run businesses or Influence policy?"

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"Yes, we can vote and run for office, and it's not harder to own and operate a business than any other ownable operable thing."

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"That sounds wonderful. Did you intend to do anything of that nature?"

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"I didn't especially want to go into business, I wanted to study artifact statistics."

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"What does that consist of?"

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"Artifacts happen when people die and they have resonances with features of the dead person and they're always their favorite object - people try to avoid having single clear favorite objects to avoid surprising their heirs but sometimes this is difficult. There's a lot of data to take and collate and analyze about what kinds of deaths and what kinds of object favoritism produce artifacts, and what traits tend to map how onto the artifact effects. I wanted to do that and see if there was any way to steer for better ones, maybe ones that were good enough that people could have favorite objects on purpose and leave something more valuable than dangerous to their families."

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"Wow, you are extremely good."

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"Thank you!"

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"Were there any trends in artifact creation that were already known?"

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"Recently I read a paper about how it's interesting that nobody's ever left their motorcycle as an artifact given that motorcyclists - uh, it's a two-wheeled vehicle that goes really fast - crash and die a lot, and often really love their motorcycles, and the speculation is that artifacts are seldom to never substantially themselves damaged at the time they become artifacts. They're really sturdy after that, but the hypothesis in the paper is that the motorcycles are getting wrecked in the course of the accidents that kill their owners and that's why you don't see artifact motorcycles. I was going to fact-check the numbers on whether we should have expected more than one or two motorcycles given conservative assumptions under the null hypothesis, though, it seemed like a stretch to me."

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"Would that theory rely on most motorcyclists dying in accidents involving their motorcycles rather than through unrelated causes?"

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"Yes, but motorcycles are an interesting case because they mostly do, it's a young demographic."

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"Have their been any previous successes in guiding artifact creation?"

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"Not really, no. Most people don't leave artifacts so you'd need such a tremendous sample size over such a long time."

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Lucette nods.

"Do you have any understanding of why artifacts are produced?"

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"Nope, it's very mysterious."

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"Is it a new phenomenon?"

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"No, it's happened for all of recorded history, though for a long time the population was much lower and people had fewer and lower quality possessions so it was a lower absolute frequency."

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"The number of posessions impacts the frequency?"

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"It's correlated with it. Prevailing theories are that it's hard to meaningfully have a favorite possession out of a very small number of them, and/or that people were sharing things in common too much when there was less material wealth so a lot of people's favorite things didn't count as theirs, and/or that the right kind of sentiment isn't likely to attach to something you have to have for practical reasons and if you only have a handful of things you probably need every one of them."

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"What sort of steps were you taking to study this?"

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"Well, I'd only just entered university and was still negotiating with the artifacts department about letting me major in artifacts without getting my mind read."

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"-women could also attend university in your world?"

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"Yes, of course."

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"Your world is refreshingly sensible about letting women do things."

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"It's kind of historically recent, so there's some reason to hope yours'll follow suit with more technological and social development."

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"What caused it?"

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"...contraception was probably big? And moving toward democracy in general - I know the names of some people who were important in pushing for it but I'm not sure which background conditions were necessary for them to succeed, unfortunately."

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"What's contraception?"

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"Medical interventions that let people have sex without getting pregnant."

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"Ah... I didn't know that was an option."

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"I don't know how to do it. ...I would give myself tolerable odds of figuring out a copper intrauterine device but only because I think those words are themselves most of what you'd need to know, I'd definitely need to test on animals first."

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"Uh, you aren't accustomed to the taboos of my society which is really quite nice but I should probably note that I've made an intentional effort to avoid learning what sex is since it's my understanding that such foreknowledge is considered undesirable in a potential spouse and I'm bad at lying. Though uh, probably I should reconsider this if it seems like something like contraception could be important to figure out."

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"I can probably just ask for uninformative materials to test things on... dogs or something with without having to tell you too much."

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"I think if it's worth your time it's also worth me learning what sex is."

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"I don't actually see how that follows."

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"My learning about such matters isn't a very large cost and I'd l really like to be able to contribute to projects that will... actually matter. It's just that prior to now almost all such projects would run through my future husband, and you change that."

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"...I guess that I can... try to... reproduce my sex ed class from high school..."

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"Oh, um. I can probably derive it from books?"

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"It seems plausible that your books are not very informative but you could maybe start there and... ask... questions...?"

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"That sounds reasonable."

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It sounds excruciating but if it's what Lucette wants. Annie nods.

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It sounds terribly awkward, but Lucette doesn't actually have any better ideas. And learning about sex on her wedding night never sounded all that appealing either.

She can go and read through the books she has thus far scrupulously avoided.

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Annie will distract herself as best she can with other books until such time as Lucette has questions.

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"You were right about the books not being very informative."

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"In a society where it's attractive to arrive at your wedding completely ignorant and where contraception hasn't been invented that seemed like a safe guess."

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"The animal husbandry books aren't aimed at women but they assumed basic knowledge I don't actually have. The various bits of poetry I've previously avoided were even less helpful."

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"Yeah, I bet the poetry's - either euphemistic or dysphemistic, depending."

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"Euphemistic, largely."

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"I'm really not sure you having a sex ed lesson will meaningfully accelerate the reverse engineering of IUDs."

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"We can skip it if you prefer, then?"

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"I'm not - refusing to do it, if you want, just - your stated reason does not I think obviously apply."

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"I think if you spend a large amount of time working on something, I don't want to have to avoid learning about the details of doing so? But possibly I can just...not avoid learning about the details. Without needing to learn things first."

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Nod nod.

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"Do you have a sense as to how long your research on this might take?"

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"...uh, depends how many animals I can keep to experiment on. I'd do something smaller than dogs but if they're too small I'll have more manufacturing issues. Sheep'd be big enough I think but they only lamb once a year, right?"

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"I'm not sure what that means?"

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"...the thing I want to try requires making small objects out of copper, putting them inside of animals that are not wildly different from humans in size, and seeing if the animals still get pregnant. I think sheep can only get pregnant at one time of year, so using them would get results slower than using an animal that doesn't have that characteristic. Right now my best idea is dogs but I might be overlooking another medium-sized animal that would work."