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shaker, meet stranger
Glam and Ashras in Wormverse
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Sadde is home; it's a Friday evening, his shift is over, and there's no school. He's reading a book, lying on his bed in his small-but-tidy apartment.

He is also quite naked, because it's his place and why not?

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Possible reasons why not include:

The short boy with a long furry tail who just fell out of thin air onto Sadde's bedroom floor. He lands badly but rolls to his feet in the next moment, yelping with surprise and looking around wildly at his unfamiliar surroundings. His outfit would not look terribly out of place in a generic fantasy novel, and neither would the tail, or the long pointed ears that move like a cat's, or the short claws on his fingers and toes, or the slit-pupiled eyes.
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Sadde jumps in surprise, dropping his book and yelping. "Who the heck are you?!" he asks.

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The boy or possibly fantasy novel character exclaims apologetically in an unknown language and averts his eyes.

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Averts his...? Oh, right. Sadde grabs his pillow and covers his bits with it. "You don't speak English."

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He says something else in his unknown language.

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Sadde sighs. What on earth is he going to do with a neko teleporting parahuman who doesn't speak English?

Start with the basics. Point at self: "Sadde." Point at him...?
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"Ashras." He bows in Sadde's direction, although he still avoids looking at Sadde's pillow area.

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Sadde feels like his privacy has been violated, so he doesn't much care if his state of undress upsets the other boy. "Why are you here?" he asks, pointing at the boy then at the spot where he landed and making confused/question-y gestures with his hands.

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He gestures at the spot where he landed, throws up his hands helplessly, shakes his head, and sighs. Then he says something else in his language, which from tone and context sounds like it probably means 'I have no idea'.

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...okay. So is that how Case 53s are made, do they just appear out of thin air?

Sadde sighs again and stands up, holding the pillow there, then grabs some clothing and puts it on. There is absolutely no way they are going to be able to communicate like this. He sits at his desk and opens his laptop.
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Ashras switches from avoiding quite looking at Sadde to watching curiously around the time Sadde has underwear on.

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Sadde pulls up a world map, then looks at Ashras and raises an eyebrow. "Where are you from, here?" he asks, gesturing at the map.

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He looks at the map. He looks at Sadde. He looks at the map. He looks at Sadde.

He shakes his head.
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What.

Sadde makes an expansive gesture to indicate the room and the city, then points at where Brockton Bay is, in New Hampshire. Then he points at Ashras, at the map again, and repeats, "Where are you from?"

Because even if Ashras doesn't understand, in the worst-case he'll be getting familiar with the words.
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He considers the map, shakes his head again, and - tries to mime writing or drawing on a piece of paper, it looks like.

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Oh dear.

He finds a notebook with scribbles, tears off a page, and gives it to Ashras with a mechanical pencil and an eraser, offering him his seat at the desk.
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He sits at the desk, somewhat awkwardly given the combination of chair and tail, and starts sketching maps.

Four circular maps, to be exact, with somewhat jagged edges. At first it almost looks like he's drawing two pairs that are each exact mirror images of each other - the jagged crack or cliff or something that nearly splits the first map in half is mirrored precisely on the second one, and likewise for the next two with their less impressive cracks. But once he starts adding more features, the differences appear.

It's hard to get a lot of detail at a notebook-sized scale, but if mapmaking conventions wherever he's from are even distantly related to the ones Sadde knows about, the situation seems to go something like this:

There are two disk-shaped land areas with giant cracks in them, facing one another across a shortish distance. (He does a little diagram that illustrates which side of which disk each circular map represents.) The major oceans on each disk reach all the way through it to be mirrored on the other side, but the lakes and rivers are shallow enough to vary. People live on all four available sides, but the outward-facing ones form a unit (labeled with a short scribble in an alien alphabet) and the inward-facing ones form another (with a slightly longer name).

Needless to say, none of these locations bears any resemblance to any continent on Earth.

Near the middle of one of the inner disks, close to the biggest chasm, he marks out an area and labels it 'Tarnedrae', repeating the name aloud. Point to Tarnedrae. Point to himself. A credible mimicry of 'where are you from' in English.
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Sadde watches the map with increasing worry. Is Ashras from another Earth? One so distant it doesn't even have the same continents?

He looks at the boy. "What am I going to do with you?"

He thinks he knows the answer, but...
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He shrugs.

And then considers, and looks back at the spot where he appeared, and gestures at it, and starts trying to draw/mime a simple story:

He was in Tarnedrae. (If this mysterious physics-defying planet is approximately the size of Earth, Tarnedrae is approximately the size of Australia.) He went for a walk in the... extremely poorly drawn woods, or maybe his planet just has weird trees... and a giant snake attacked him, and then he was in Sadde's bedroom, helpless shrug, apologetic face accompanied by a tail-flick that's probably very meaningful in a society of people with tails.
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A... giant snake. Right. Of course. Why not.

Sigh.

It's the evening, should he go to the Protectorate or...?

"Look, you're cute and all but I can't keep you, aaand I'm gonna need you to come with me to the Protectorate, they'll... know how to deal with you."

What's even the point of speaking...? He sighs and gestures for Ashras to come with him as he puts shoes on and grabs his phone, wallet, and keys.
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Whether or not he can understand, he definitely seems to be listening. He follows where Sadde leads.

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So Sadde opens the door and they leave. It's an old, small, but well-kept building, and outside:

Brockton Bay.
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...Ashras seems confused and mildly alarmed by most things here, particularly the sky.

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Sadde looks at him. "What's up?" he asks, looking at where Ashras is looking. Cars, alright, buildings, okay, who knows how his Earth developed, but the... sky?

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He utters a short, incomprehensible explanation, gestures in vague confusion at the sun, sweeps an arm across the rest of the sky, and shrugs.

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...this is somewhat troubling. "That's... the sun. It... gives energy to stuff, here. You know? Um."

—he stops walking. He's bringing Ashras to the PHQ, and then, what? Are they going to turn him into a Ward? What are they going to do to him? He looks at Ashras. That... feels like making a major decision for someone else.

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Ashras blinks back at him and makes a questioning noise.

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"...never mind, just had a thought about how I probably don't want to hand you over to the Protectorate just like that. Maybe. I might change my mind. In the meantime, wanna grab a bite?" He rubs his stomach to indicate his meaning.

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He shrugs agreeably (with another of those probably-meaningful tail-flicks) and nods.

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He starts leading them there and points at the tail. "What's that mean?" Pause. "Shit you have a tail how am I gonna... um... I did not think this through." Another pause. "Eh, whatever, Case 53s exist, worst-case scenario someone calls the Protec... torate... on us..."

He keeps walking as he says these things, but then he pauses again.

"Can you hide this tail somehow?" he asks, pointing at Ashras' tail and then at his own... butt? Lack of tail?
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...Ashras absorbs all this communication and then answers it with a confused look and a shrug.

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Yes. Confused look is right. He points at Ashras' tail again, then at his own lack of tail, then at Ashras' tail, then makes an X with his arms, and asks again, "Can you hide it?" He also gestures under his own T-shirt, maybe Ashras' could hide it in his clothing, or...?

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He frowns and shakes his head slowly.

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Sadde scratches his head. "Drat. Okay, how do I—okay. Um." He looks around. The street's empty, no one's looking at them, but that'll change at any time, and people will call the Protectorate on them and...

...

Sadde conjures a—is that a cloak? It looks like a cloak.

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Ashras blinks at the cloak, then shrugs agreeably.

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"Good! Good." He offers Ashras the cloak and continues leading them to the closest Burger King, because he's just not going to McDonald's again today.

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Ashras puts on the cloak, which makes him look like a weirdo and possibly some kind of extremely low-budget cape but at least conceals the tail.

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Which was entirely the plan. Sadde's used to being weird, it's being targeted by the Protectorate he'd rather avoid.

For now, anyway.

"So, this is Burger King, here you eat burgers. What do you wanna eat?" He points at the large pictures above the counter.
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He makes a slightly incredulous face at the pictures and shrugs.

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"...right, I'll choose for you, then."

He orders a thing for him, and a thing for Ashras, and there's soda (coke and sprite) and fries.
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Ashras sniffs the soda dubiously and declines to try it, but he manages a burger and fries just fine after observing how one is meant to eat them. He smiles at Sadde.

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"Are you sure? Alright, I suppose they aren't the healthiest things to eat."

He chews and thinks. "What am I going to do with you? I might bring you to the Protectorate anyway, but that'd be hypocritical, I don't want to submit to them either. But how are we even gonna communicate so I can ask you what you want?" Pause. "Well, clearly what you want is return to wherever it is you're from." Pause. Look around. Make sure no one's looking. "Can you do stuff like this?" he asks, making a golf ball appear in his hands. He really wants to know what Ashras' powers are, but...
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He gazes contemplatively at the golf ball for a second, shrugs in what is perhaps an I-hope-I'm-not-misinterpreting-you way, and then fishes an engraved steel pin out of his pocket. Its size would make for an enormous sewing needle or a slightly skinny nail, and it's blunt at both ends and decorated with a precise pattern of grooves.

When Ashras holds the pin by one end, the grooves glow softly and a small flame sprouts from the free end. He looks at Sadde to check whether this is the sort of thing he was being asked about.
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Sadde looks interested! He nods. "Okay, disappearing neko who makes needles that create fire?"

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Ashras shrugs the shrug of someone who probably didn't understand that question, stops lighting up the fire pin, and puts it away.

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"Well, alright, that's not terribly varied. Anyway..." Think and chew, chew and think. Reach decision. Sigh. "Alright, I think it's... better if I take you to the Protectorate. I barely have enough money to take care of myself, let alone you."

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Ashras listens to all this with a puzzled but friendly smile.

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Right. So after they're done eating, Sadde leads them to the PHQ, via Boardwalk. He talks about stuff, because not having a language in common is no excuse not to communicate, but it's mostly innocuous stuff, where they are, where they're going, what that thing is, etc.

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By the second time Sadde names an object, Ashras picks up on the pattern and starts correctly repeating the names of things whenever Sadde offers them, despite variations in phrasing.

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Ooh! He starts teaching him other words, being slower and more careful with his pronunciation and using simpler structures.

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Ashras successfully learns the words for a bunch of things one finds on the street between that Burger King and the Protectorate.

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Right! And then they arrive. It's getting dark, and there are only a handful of tourists in the souvenir store.

He walks up to the receptionist and says, "I'm a concerned citizen. A person with a tail appeared out of thin air in my room."

The receptionist looks at him funny when he starts, but nods when he finishes. "I see. Will you hold for a minute?"

"Sure."
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Ashras, tail still covered by a cloak, observes this interaction without trying to interrupt.

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A PRT officer escorts them to a room where an austere, plump woman, and a young man in blue armor are waiting. She raises her eyebrow at Ashras'... attire... and says, "Good evening, Mr...?"

"Baldwin," Sadde supplies. "Er, Sadde Baldwin. And he's Ashras."

...that does not seem to help them identify which of them could be the one with the tail.

"Can I take the cloak?" Sadde turns to the other boy to ask, gesturing at it.
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He shrugs and hands it over.

...yep that's a tail. It's long and mobile and its sleek black fur is short and well-groomed. It flicks idly from side to side. Also, there are short sharp claws on the ends of his fingers, and his ears are long and pointed in an elflike fashion.
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"He... kinda appeared in my room. Like, out of thin air. And he drew me a map of the place he's from, a world map, it's apparently not an Earth, even one like Earth Aleph, it was sorta confusing, and he told me he arrived here when a giant snake attacked him. He also can't speak English. I thought he was a Case—er..." Oops.

"A Case 53," the woman—there's a nametag on her suit with 'Emily Piggot—ENE PRT Director' written on it—completes. "They're not a secret, although not many know the PRT term."

"Um. I've done a lot of research on capes."

"So it would seem."

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Ashras listens. It's sort of hard to tell how well he's following the conversation.

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Director Piggot finally turns her attention to the other boy. "So you can't understand a word we're saying."

"I told you he can't—" He shuts up when she gives him a look.

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He blinks at her and says something in an unfamiliar language, very much with the expression of somebody who can't understand a word she's saying.

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She nods and looks at Armsmaster, who says, "Can't detect anything. They both seem about as harmless as puppies."

What? Harmless? I'm gonna shove that halberd where the sun don't shine and you'll see who's-

"Well, we thank you for bringing this situation to our attention. We will help Mr. Ashras to the best of our ability."
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His ears flick, turning toward the sound of his name.

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"Okay! Right. Um. Is it alright if I come check in on him...?"

"That will depend entirely on his own wishes on the subject and what solution we work out for his altered appearance," she says.

"Right. Right. Can I leave an email or—" She wordlessly passes him pen and paper, which he accepts, writing his email address and phone number on it. "Okay. So, uh, bye for now, I suppose," he tells Ashras, extending a hand to shake.
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Apparently Ashras's culture has a close-enough equivalent to handshakes; he clasps Sadde's hand and then lets go, smiling. (Hint of fang.)

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...that's actually kinda hot.

Anyway. Sadde nods, and leaves.
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Piggot looks at Ashras, then points at him, says, "Ashras," at Armsmaster, says, "Armsmaster," then at herself, "Piggot. We should probably get you somewhere to sleep and find you someone who can teach you English."

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He repeats their names and adds an incomprehensible phrase that's probably some sort of 'nice to meet you'-like courtesy.

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"Very well. It's late. I will call Dauntless here to find you a room where you can stay for a while," she says.

And after a few minutes, he appears, wearing his costume and all. "You called, Ma'am?"

"Yes. Ashras, this is Dauntless," she introduces, gesturing at him.
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"Dauntless," he echoes agreeably, and adds the same courtesy-phrase.

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"A pleasure," he responds, sounding puzzled.

"He appeared out of thin air in a young man's room and doesn't speak any English. He's also apparently from a world that's not quite an Earth. I would like you to show him one of our permanent quarters."

"No problem. Ashras, wanna come with me?" he asks, gesturing invitingly.
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Shrug, nod.

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Piggot gives Dauntless a temporary keycard, which he hands to Ashras and shows how to use as he guides him to a room. It has a single bed, a desk, a table, a wardrobe, and a bathroom. Not terribly luxurious, but still pretty neat.

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He says some more incomprehensible things, but they sound friendly.

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Good! They can sound friendly at each other.

Dauntless goes to the desk, where a pad of paper, a pen, and a telephone are available. He writes his phone number on the top sheet, writes his name, points at it and repeats it so Ashras will associate name and person, then dials his own number on the phone, offering it to Ashras after showing him how to hold it.
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...Okay... Ashras is willing to be shown the functions of this incomprehensible object.

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Dauntless grabs his own cell phone, which is vibrating, and picks it up, then speaks into it.

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...and the sound... huh. Ashras respects this incomprehensible object. Although he holds it a little ways away from his ear.

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Dauntless smiles, then ends the call on his side. "If you need to talk to anyone, call," he says, pointing at the numbers written on a piece of paper attached to the base of Ashras' phone. "Director Piggot," he says one of the names out loud as he taps on it.

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Nod, nod. Ashras figures out the pen and scribbles down little reminder notes in his alphabet, probably with phonetic transcriptions of these names.

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Good! Yes, good. "Alright, now I should go." He doesn't bother saying things where Sadde would have, but also extends his hand for a shake.

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Friendly handclasp.

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Yeah, that works. Dauntless leaves.

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Ashras commences investigating his new room. And has a nap. And investigates his new room again, more thoroughly. And has another nap. And that is around the point where he starts to consider exploring.

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His door opens with a use of his key card, if he so desires.

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Nice of it. He goes out into the hall and looks around, tail swishing.

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There is a PRT uniform waiting outside his door. "I've been asked to escort you to conference room four," she says.

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He answers this with a friendly smile, because he didn't understand most of it.

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Taking that for assent, she starts leading the way.

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He follows her to wherever she's going. This seems like the thing to do.

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She leads him to a medium-sized room with a table and several chairs in the middle. Director Piggot is waiting there, as well as a short, plump, balding man in a suit.

"Hello, hello, good morning!" the man says, and even if his tone and the context make his meaning pretty easy to understand, there's a certain something else to it. He's easier to understand than everyone else, there's an intuitiveness to his sentences. "I'm Harry Gordon. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Director Piggot, lacking the special ability to be understood, says, "Ashras, Mr. Gordon here will help you with the language."
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"Ashras," says Ashras, with a smile and a sweep of his tail, and he echoes Harry's last statement: "It's a pleasure to meet you." The intonation and pronunciation are a little off, but he's perfectly understandable.

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Piggot decides that's good enough, nods, and leaves.

"So, Ashras. We're going to start with a few books used to teach children how to speak English, and go up from there." With a longer sentence, it becomes a bit clearer that it's not that the individual words Harry says are understandable, but rather the meaning behind his sentences is transmitted by something other than only what he says. Not perfectly, but roughly, yes. "But before anything, I expect you'll be hungry?"
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Nod nod tail-flick.

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"Perfect! There's a cafeteria here, and people have been warned to wear masks around you."

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"Masks?" he asks, puzzled, in his own language.

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"Oh, I suppose they wouldn't have explained, would they. Here, I'll explain on the way." He gets up, grabs a thin, large book with lots of colorful pictures, then continues. "So, on this planet, most people with powers, like yourself, have secret identities that they use to... well, basically fight other people with powers."

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"Sounds like a huge waste," he comments, again in his own language. Harry seems to be able to understand him just fine.

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He can understand in a fashion. That sentence was translated as an opinion of contempt for the system. He shrugs. "It is, but to be fair, if some people like those in this building weren't fighting the other masked people, the other masked people would make the world much worse."

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Sigh. Nod. "Sounds about right."

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"So, to protect their secret identities, they wear masks." And they arrive at the cafeteria, where they can get food! It's early enough that there aren't any heroes up and about, there.

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Food! Ashras is pleased about the food. Also: "Masks," he echoes experimentally in English.

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Harry grins. "Indeed! Now, I think I'll start with vocabulary, yes? Point at things and give them names."

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"Seems reasonable. What's that?" he asks, pointing a clawed finger at a food item.

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And the food item's named, as well as several other items around. Harry also teaches Ashras a couple of standard phrases like "Hello" and "Nice to meet you" and "Thank you" and "Where's the bathroom, please?" and the like, in between some more vocabulary.

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He soaks up the language like a sponge, frequently picking up useful words and phrases even from the things Harry isn't explicitly trying to teach him. And he has great fun with the whole business.

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Harry is pleasantly surprised! After he deems Ashras ready for it, he decides to take him for a stroll around the city. With a specific destination in mind.

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A stroll around the city sounds like a fine plan to him. He can pick up more English while he's at it.

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Yes, he can! And eventually they arrive at the old building that is the Brockton Bay Central Library.

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Ooooooooooooh.

Literacy will ensue!
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Yes! But more than that, Harry wants to show Ashras how to use a computer and set up an email address.

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Now that's fascinating.

"Nothing like these in Aluvanna," he explains. "Not like phones either."
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"They're very handy," he says. "And that boy you met when you arrived left an email address you could use to contact him. Director Piggot asked me to inform you of that once you understood how emails worked."

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Nod, tail-swish. (Alert interest and consideration. Tails are awfully expressive, it turns out.)

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"And even with my power, I didn't quite expect you to be such a prodigy," he confesses.

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"I have to learn English to talk to anyone," he says, with a shrug and a wry tail-flick.

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"Yes, well, I'm quite pleased. Other people won't be as easily understandable as me," he warns, "nor will they be able to understand the impact of your tail on meaning. It's a whole extra limb's worth of body language."

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He resorts to his own language to say, "I'm sure I'll manage."

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"I'm still going to follow you around if you don't object to it, the Protectorate has paid me for at least a week."

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"No, it's good," he says agreeably, in haphazardly constructed but well-pronounced English. "Lots of chance to learn."

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"Yes!"

And so learning continues, aided by books and the internet.
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At the end of Harry's week of tutoring, Ashras is going to speak English like - well, not a native, but a really well-educated foreigner. And he will have figured out computers and phones and cars and how this insane planet allegedly functions. And although he doesn't pick up nearly as much as he'd like to about the local culture, he makes what he feels is a good start.

Okay, now what?
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Now, Piggot would like to talk to him again.

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Sure.

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"Hello again, Ashras. I hope Harry was of help."

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"He was very helpful!" says Ashras cheerfully.

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"I am glad. Now, have you been told the purpose of the Protectorate?"

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He shakes his head. "Not exactly. What is it?"

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"The Protectorate and the PRT are organizations dedicated to providing funding and structure to parahumans, and to oppose people who would perform illicit activities, particularly other parahumans who would use their powers to do so. They also organize and coordinate the battles against the Endbringers, and serve as the body that deals with everything parahuman-related that's not under the scope of any other branches of government, as well as some things that are but would best be handled by people focused on that."

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"Can you explain the Endbringers, please? I didn't quite catch what exactly they are."

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"There is much speculation on their nature, but for our purposes they are giant monsters who coordinate to periodically attack various population centers around the world. There are three of them, and you can look them up on the internet if you like, but the main idea is that their appearance means death, destruction, and mayhem."

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"Thank you for explaining. They don't sound like good news."

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"They're not," she agrees. "A problem we're not quite used to dealing with, however, is you. Are you familiar with the term Case 53?"

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"I've heard it used... something about unusual-looking people with no memories?"

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"Correct. Which is ostensibly not your case. For one, you did not speak the local language. Furthermore, you have quite a few memories of the place you're from. So the priority, here, would be taking you back there."

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"I find myself in agreement..."

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"The problem is that we do not actually possess the ability to send people to other worlds."

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"Troublesome," he says, nodding.

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"Therefore, we do still find ourselves faced with a problem," she repeats. "Now that you can communicate, we're able to actually get your thoughts on the matter."

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"Well, what are the options here?"

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"As of right now, you do not yet officially exist. We will need more information to create an identity, and the protocols in place for Case 53s should be enough to cover you. A question of significant importance is how old you are."

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"I turned seventeen a week ago."

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"In that case you are considered under age, and will need a legal guardian until you turn eighteen. Your options are either going into foster care or joining the Wards program as a member of the Protectorate. In foster care the government would find someone to take you in and provide for you. If you joined the team, the Protectorate would be your legal guardian, you would have free housing, a monthly allowance to spend on whatever your saw fit, as well as some money deposited into a trust fund, to become available one you turned eighteen."

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"Joining the Protectorate sounds like a worthy option."

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"I am glad you think so," she says, not sounding it. "I'm supposed to give you a day to consider your options, however, so I will need to ask you about it again tomorrow. In the meantime, here I have two forms which I would like you to look at. You should fill out the first one, to create your identity; the second one contains information about joining the team, and you should only fill that one out after having made sure your choice's final."

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He nods thoughtfully.

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She gives him the aforementioned forms and sends him on his way.

The one he's supposed to fill out has fields for stuff like full name, date of birth, place of birth, parents, etc. Most of it is marked as optional, since Case 53s tend not to remember these details.

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His full name is Ashras Kevarsin and, with the help of a computer, he calculates that his equivalent date of birth is October tenth, 1986. He leaves all the family parts blank. And the place of birth. And most other things, actually.

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And should he choose to eat in the cafeteria again, he'll find a familiar face there!

...mask. He'll find a familiar mask there.
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"Hello, Dauntless."

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"Hello, yourself," he says, somewhat surprised.

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"I learned English! Congratulate me."

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He laughs. "Congratulations! I didn't expect it to work quite so well."

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"I'm having a little trouble with these forms, though," he admits. "And with deciding whether or not to join the, what was it, Wards. I don't suppose you have any advice?"

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"Well, I'm already in, so I think any advice I give would be biased," he laughs. "But yeah, I think you should join. It's fun, and you feel like you're making a difference, like whatever reason we got these powers, we're using them for good."

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"Reason?"

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He shrugs. "Who knows why some people get them and others don't? Why these powers, why they work the way they do, and why we get them the way we do? We do the best we can with what we're given."

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"I suppose," Ashras agrees. "I certainly feel like I should do something about those Endbringers while I'm here."

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"We can definitely use an extra pair of hands! So, I'm curious, what do you actually do?"

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"That's a very good question and I'm not at all sure how to answer it."

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"Which only makes me more curious," he chuckles. "But it's alright if you don't want to answer. If you do join we'll kinda have to know to coordinate, though."

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"The trouble is, in my planet I don't have unusual powers. I'm just another Aluvai. But here, well, there don't seem to be other Aluvai. And I haven't seen any hint that you have combat magic. So things that anyone at home would take for granted, here I have to find a way to explain from scratch."

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He blinks. "Everyone there has powers? Well, that's... interesting." Pause. "This might be a little bit rude of me, but does everyone go through a trigger event?"

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"No."

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"I see. That's very different. And you say your powers are all very similar?"

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"In theory, anyone can learn combat magic - actually, that's an interesting thing to test, now I think of it." He gets out his fire pin and demonstrates how it makes fire. "At home, I'd expect absolutely anybody to be able to light a fire pin on the first handful of tries with no previous instruction. Want to try it?"

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He blinks but accepts the... fire pin. And tries to make fire, whatever the hell that means.

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Ashras watches. The fire pin fails to light.

"Well. Then I guess from your perspective, I have the unique power of being able to use combat magic," he says.
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He laughs. "Okay, I get that combat magic involves pins that make fire," he says, giving it back. "What else does it entail?"

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"Fire pins - and spark pins and force pins and so on, but those are less common because they're less useful - are the smallest feasible magic weapon design," he says. "Scaling them up increases their power; wands can throw small fireballs, staves can throw big ones. I don't know that anyone's found an upper limit, but after a certain point they get really impractical to move around."

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"So, basically, you use very long things to cast destructive magic?"

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"That about sums it up. But the very long things have to be made in particular designs. Luckily I know a thing or two about artificing."

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"That's really peculiar. And does everyone have a tail where you're from?"

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"Only Aluvai, and only some Aluvai at that. Aluvai are one type of human; the other type, Ceirene, look much like the humans of this planet."

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"Do Aluvai without tails have powers?"

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He laughs. "I mean, anyone can learn combat magic, tail or no."

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Dauntless nods. "I see. That's an interesting place you're from."

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"We have an... Endbringer-like problem... but rather than a small number of enormous monsters destroying things at scheduled intervals, it's an enormous number of smaller monsters determined to conquer the planet," he says. "If I'm very lucky, I can figure out a way to solve yours and then bring back a way to solve mine."

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"How enormous?"

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"We don't know how many there are, but we keep killing all the ones we can find and then there keep being more," he says. "Years ago - a hundred and a half? - my planet's population was two billion. Now it's half that."

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"Wow. That's definitely a bigger problem than ours."
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"We're doing much better now that - hm - politics isn't getting in the way of the defense efforts," he says. "Most of the loss was in the first handfuls of years. But yes."

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"And they just started appearing, like the Endbringers? A hundred and fifty years ago, you said?"

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"They came from," he makes an illustrative gesture, "far away. Outside the planet. We don't know where."

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"I see," even though he doesn't. "Powers here only started appearing about twenty years ago, the Endbringers soon after."

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"We've had magic for all of history. We only had the Enemy very recently."

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That gives him pause. "I think there are a number of researchers who would be interested in that information."

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"Why?"

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He shrugs. "I can't say it's my area of expertise, but it's my impression that they expect powers to have appeared at roughly the same time in all parallel worlds."

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"I don't think my world is very parallel of yours."

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"Maybe not. I'm not the best person to discuss this, my stronger suit is focusing on the here and now."

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Shrug. "Who should discuss it, then?"

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"Armsmaster is the closest to someone interested I know of here in Brockton Bay, but Director Piggot could probably get you in touch with someone. Parahuman research isn't under the Protectorate's purview but I think there are associated institutions that collect data from and give data to us."

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He nods thoughtfully.

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Dauntless smiles.

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Ashras smiles back.

"Well, I guess I'm going to go fill out a form."
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He laughs. "Have fun with that!"

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"Yes. Absolutely," says Ashras.

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The following day, Ashras has another meeting scheduled with Piggot.
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He brings his forms.

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She reads them over and says, "I'm glad you decided to join. I see you didn't pick a cape name—given your status as a Case 53, you don't strictly need one unless you want to work on a way of making your cosmetic differences less apparent, so that's not a problem."

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"I'd kind of like one anyway, but I don't know what to pick. Is there someone I can talk to about that?"

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"The Branding department's job includes this sort of decision, you'll need to talk to them about image anyway before going out so you can get their help there as well."

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Shrug. "All right then."

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She puts the forms in a box on her desk and says, "Welcome to the team. You'll keep your room and someone will talk to you about setting up a bank account for your allowance."

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He smiles. "Thanks."

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She types something on her computer and says, "You'll find your PRT issue phone in your room, and you can use it to email or call Branding and set up a meeting to discuss your costume and cape name. Do you have any questions?"

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He shakes his head.

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"Then I believe this will be all."

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He smiles and nods and goes off to email Branding.

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A lady called Melissa May replies saying that she'll have time for him in exactly an hour eight minutes. Her email signature is handwritten in a very pretty and completely illegible scribble.

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He replies that that suits him just fine, then figures out where her office is and arrives there at precisely the designated time. Knock knock.

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"Come in!" a bubbly voice calls.

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He enters. He smiles at Ms. May.

The clothing he's been supplied with so far has lacked tail holes, so he's wearing the outfit he arrived in: dark grey snakeskin boots with a too-large scale pattern, a belt of the same material, and a brown shirt and black trousers. The overall aesthetic is very medieval, everything hand-sewn to professional quality.
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Ms. May is a plump lady with short blond hair, a smiling face hidden under about five pounds of makeup, and clothing and jewelry that are possibly more expensive than the building they're in.

She takes his outfit in and clicks her tongue. "Well made, but I'm not sure..." She shakes her head. "Well, hello Mr. Kevarsin, it's a pleasure to finally meet you!"
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"A pleasure to meet you too," he says cheerfully. "Not sure about what?"

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"The outfit," she says, clicking her tongue again. "Which I assume is why you're here."

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"Yes, I was told to come to you to discuss my costume and cape name," he says. "I'm not especially attached to this outfit in particular."

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"All the better. What is your power, then?"

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"It's a little bit complicated to describe, but in summary, I use objects such as wands and staves to produce effects such as fireballs, force blasts, and lightning bolts."

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"Only offensive powers?"

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"I also think I have sharper senses than an ordinary human, particularly night vision. But I haven't had a chance to measure that."

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"Interesting. That will probably not influence the design much. Do you have any preferences, dear?"

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"I'm in favour of maneuverability. I like the colour grey."

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"That's easy to work with. Will you want a mask?"

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"I'm hardly going to have much luck concealing my identity," he says, with a wry shrug and a flick of his tail. "But it seems traditional. So I don't have a strong opinion either way."

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"I see! Well, I'm thinking something wizardly, perhaps, similar to Myrddin maybe..."

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"Hmm?"

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"What's the size of your implements? How do you plan to use them in battle?"

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"Theoretically any size, in practice limited by what I can make and carry - I'm not going to haul around a staff that's taller than I am, at least not most of the time. The only one I currently have on me is pin-sized and basically just a lighter, but I can make more given tools and materials. I'm not familiar enough with local tactics yet to predict how I'll fit into the team, but at a guess, I'll probably be mostly using force blasts and stun bolts. If it matters, the materials for those are brass and silver respectively."

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"Do you plan to be moving and running around a lot?"

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"Yes. Quite possibly also climbing, when the terrain affords it."

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"What are your thoughts on capes and tights?"

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"Capes seem mostly more trouble than they're worth."

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"That doesn't answer my whole question," she trills.

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"I'm not familiar enough with tights to have developed an opinion on them, I've only been here a week."

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She nods, and types stuff on her computer as he answers. "How much of your face do you prefer your mask to cover? And in general, how much of your body should your costume cover?"

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"I don't care much as long as I have good visibility, and I'd prefer as least as much coverage as this outfit."

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"Mmhm!" She continues typing, then grabs a piece of paper and starts sketching. "I'm thinking... medium-light grey... with dark grey accents. Buttons, brass and silver—not actual silver, of course. You'll have a holster on your back, for a large staff, and smaller pockets for other implements—how many do you believe you'll need? Hmm, no matter, it should be discreet enough... And a coat, yes, that's what this is missing..."

She finishes drawing and shows it to him, a quick but pretty well-done and detailed sketch of what she's just described.

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"Very nice," he says. "Six wand slots should be plenty - the wands will be about," he gestures a size range between eight and twelve inches, and a diameter range between one and two. "I only really need to carry one or two wands and a staff, but more is good for versatility and in case something happens to one."

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"Exactly." She taps her chin with one finger. "Now, for a name, I presume you will want something other than your given name?"

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"That seems to be the custom, yes."

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"The few Case 53s we have tend to use the same name for both identities. It might draw attention to the fact that you don't."

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"My situation is unusual, which is not necessarily a bad thing."

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She types things into her computer. "And, again, you have no preferences?"

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He shrugs. "I haven't thought of anything spectacular."

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"And have you thought of non-spectacular things? Perhaps something in your original language."

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"Going around as Sokoreth or Taiva would be almost as odd as going around as Ashras, from an external perspective, wouldn't it?"

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"From an external perspective, going around as Ashras would be no odder than any foreign cape names, or ancient and little known mythology. A few obvious but not terribly appealing names are Staff, Wand, and the like. With a power like yours, names referring to mythology or in other languages sound like the way to go."

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"Well, if I must... 'Sokoreth' is an archaic term for a combat caster and 'taiva' means 'dawn'." (A slight oversimplification, but he doesn't want to get into the part where dusk and dawn are effectively the same phenomenon in his home country.) "They're the sort of thing I'd call myself if my planet used cape names."

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She smiles. "See, that wasn't so hard, was it? And of course, there is earthly mythology. You do resemble certain creatures of Celtic and Japanese folklore."

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"Such as?"

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"The Irish faerie, for example, the Aos Sí," she says, pronouncing 'Ace Shee.' "The Japanese neko tend to have cat-like ears as well as the tail, but it could fit. They have certain cultural associations that probably would not be to your advantage. Never mind that," she says, waving a hand dismissively.

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"So should I be 'foreign word for dawn' or 'foreign word for Battle Wizard', then?"

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"Battle Wizard, naturally."

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"Sokoreth it is."

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"Splendid! Was there anything else?"

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"I don't think so. Thanks for the help."

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"Quite welcome. Now shoo, I need to finish designing this." She waves her hand in a 'shooing' motion, looking at her computer screen and working on it.

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Off he goes.

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And that evening, an official welcome dinner will be waiting for him. Which basically means there'll be more people eating.

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Such fun.

He's been rather scattershot about mealtimes and has not, until now, actually met any teammate other than Dauntless; is somebody going to introduce him to the rest?
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Dauntless is! He removes his mask (so that Ashras will know who he is) and introduces as Mark, and also as the Wards Team Captain. He also introduces Echo (Willow), Titania (Janine), Lance (Gwen, he can't pronounce her full first name and she doesn't mind the shortening), and Leap (Kyle).

Not all the grown-ups are there, but Armsmaster, Nearby, Miss Militia, Fallacious, Velocity, and Chevalier are. Chevalier is the adults' Team Captain.
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"Pleased to meet you all," says Ashras, swishing his tail.

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"Likewise!" says Titania.

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"Welcome!" Echo echoes Dauntless. "That looks fluffy," she says, looking at the tail.

Armsmaster acknowledges Ashras with a nod, but is engrossed in conversation with Fallacious. Nearby smiles warmly at him, as does Miss Militia.
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Dauntless gestures at the seat between himself and Leap. "Did you get a cape name, or are you keeping Ashras?"

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"Sokoreth. It means 'battle wizard', essentially. I thought it would be weird if I went around using my personal name as my cape name when hardly anyone else does."

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"It's pretty," comments Gwen. "I like it."

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"I like it, too! Is it in your original language?"

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"Yeah."

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"Cool!"

She eyes the fluffy tail somewhat covetously, but doesn't say anything.
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This is not the usual reaction people have to Ashras's tail, particularly not such... Ceirene-looking people. But oh well. Better than calling him a beast-man, he supposes.

"While I'm here, does anyone feel like helping me with a project? I need to produce some magic weapons and I don't at all know where to start. Ideally I want at least a brass staff and a silver wand, engraved according to specifications, but if that's not possible I can make do with wooden versions wrapped in wire. Actual brass and silver do have to be involved, though."
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"I can probably help with that!" says Janine.

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"Me, too! If you show me how to do it once I'll be able to copy it."

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"Her power is being able to copy and understand any manual or physical skills she sees, perfectly," Dauntless supplies.

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"That's... an interesting power to have. I'm not sure how much help it'll be, but you're free to watch me make my force staff and stun wand if you want."

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"If it's just the carving that's important, I can do it."

"So what exactly is your power?" asks Miss Militia.
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"Where I'm from it's called combat magic."

He pulls out the fire pin yet again.

"This is a fire pin. It's the smallest possible magic weapon and it's pretty much just a lighter." He demonstrates how it makes fire. "If it was as tall as you are and correspondingly bigger around, it could throw a fireball that would put a hole in the wall. If it was a lot bigger than that, it could put a hole clear through the building. Fire weapons are made of steel; brass does force blasts, copper does lightning, silver does stun bolts. There's more, but I'm not an expert, I can only build the designs I personally remember."
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"So more people have the same powers where you're from?" she asks.

"Apparently everyone can do it where he's from, and it's been around forever," Dauntless answers.

"Huh."
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"It's honestly a bit weird," he says. "I mean - imagine being transported to a planet where no humans are able to, I don't know, dance."

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"It's that ubiquitous?" asks Miss Militia.

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"Anyone can use a magic weapon. Genuine combat casters, who can do the magic without the weapons themselves, are a little rarer."

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"How strange," Miss Militia says.

"How did you end up here?" Echo asks.
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"I was attacked by a giant snake - not unusual, where I live - and then suddenly I was on another planet, which is very unusual indeed."

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"...giant snakes are normal where you're from?"

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"Perfectly normal. Not even all that threatening, except to small children."

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"How are giant snakes not threatening?!"

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"They're just animals," he shrugs. "They do sometimes try to eat people, especially people who are in the wilderness alone, but they're not that hard to deal with."

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Echo is looking at him like he's speaking some alien language and also has a horn where his nose should be.

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He laughs.

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"Can someone who doesn't know how to make one of those magical weapons use it?" wonders Miss Militia.

"I tried and couldn't," shrugs Dauntless.
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"You're all welcome to try lighting my fire pin if you want," says Ashras. "Normally it only takes a few tries to learn how. But it seems like people from this world just can't."

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"I'd like to try," says Miss Militia.

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He offers her the pin.

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"What should I do?"

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"Hold this end, and try to make it light up. It's hard to explain how to do it, and it's usually not necessary; most people figure it out after only a few tries. It sort of... feels like squeezing an invisible aura around the pin."

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She nods and frowns in concentration a bit, looking at the pin.

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Nothing happens.

"Yeah, it looks like people from this world just can't use magic weapons," says Ashras.
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"Strange," she says, handing the pin back.

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"I agree."

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His costume gets made, a few slightly different versions in case any one of them gets ruined in a fight, as well as enough weapons (with Echo and Titania's help) to go out on his first patrol. As a new Ward, he can't patrol on his own, and he goes out with Titania and Dauntless.
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This superheroing business seems a bit pointless to him, but if patrolling is what you do, then he'll do it. This is the easiest way to get the resources to do important things like try to kill the Endbringers.

And he likes his teammates. Dauntless is charming; Titania is adorable.
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Of the three of them only Titania can fly, although Dauntless' boots can be used for fast enough movement that he can effectively jump from one roof to the other. In sympathy for Sokoreth, however, he walks on the ground.

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The battle wizard is pretty fond of his costume. He's carrying a brass force-blast staff in the staff slot, and has five of the wand slots filled - two stun wands, two force wands, and a just-in-case lightning wand. Definitely enough to be going on with.

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"Tell me more about those monsters?" Dauntless asks.

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"Which ones?"

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"The ones from your home. The Enemy?"

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"Ah. Some people also think of the wildlife as monsters, so I wasn't sure," he says. "The Enemy are... well, they're pretty monstrous. They look a little bit like humans but not very much, and they use weapons that work in similar ways but are built differently, and they have strange flying vehicles. And they came from who knows where to try to conquer our planet. No one's been able to chase them back to wherever they came from yet."

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"How much not like humans?"

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"They have two arms and two legs and one head each, but I wouldn't mistake them for a human even at a distance. They're shaped differently."

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"And they just appeared out of nowhere? Without provocation?"

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"Yeah."

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"I'm sorry."

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"Thanks."

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Patrol patrol.

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Patrol patrol.

"...I'm not totally familiar with the normal sounds around here, but that sounds like a lot of yelling over that way," says Ashras, pointing.
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He frowns. "I can't hear it." He nonetheless taps his right ear twice and says, "Console, Sokoreth is hearing yelling near," and he says some intersection that totally exists. "Investigating."

"Acknowledged," Leap's voice is heard over the comm.

"Titania, can you get us on a roof?"
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"No problem," says Titania. She scoops up Dauntless and heads for the nearest rooftop.

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Ashras - Sokoreth, rather - looks appraisingly at the building, and then makes a couple of leaps to get to the bottom of a raised fire escape ladder, which he proceeds to climb the rest of the way to the roof.

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"Which direction did you hear the screaming from?"

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He points. And steps up onto the low wall encircling the roof, to get a better vantage from which to look in that direction.

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Picture this:

Seven people, four men and three women.

Two women are huddled together, and a man in loose pants and a white tiger mask is walking around them casually, every now and then nipping one of them with a blade made of... air.

Blocking off both ends of the street are a masked young man and a teenage girl with a metal cage on her face. The two other men are being thrown around, toyed with. One of them tries to swing against the masked one, but his punch is too slow, unnaturally so, and is responded to with a light shove that sends its target tumbling.

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"Villains," murmurs Sokoreth. "White tiger mask and air blades, that's Stormtiger, right? He has two hostages, with which he's making two more people fight his teammate, who has a force control power. There's a third villain, a girl our age, weird metal mask, not doing much."
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"Stormtiger, Cricket, and Krieg, yeah. We don't know much about Cricket's power, we suspect she has super reflexes and some form of soft clairvoyance. Krieg manipulates kinetic energy, and Stormtiger's a problem with hostages, we need to take him out before they notice us."

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"I can do that," he says, pulling a stun wand from its holster and crouching to aim. "Should I?"

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"What, really? From here? If you can, very emphatically yes. I'll call it in."

He taps his comm twice. "Krieg, Cricket, and Stormtiger sighted, attacking four civilians. Sokoreth can take Stormtiger down before they notice us. Send a PRT squad to," and he says the name of the street where the Empire capes are.

"Acknowledged," says Leap. "Velocity's coming as backup."
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He waits until he's very sure of his aim, and then—

A translucent blue-white bolt flashes through the air with a quiet little 'fwm' sound and hits Stormtiger dead-on, enveloping his body in a brief wash of blue-white light. He crumples.
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Sokoreth can hear a bizarre sound that lasts a fraction of a second just as Stormtiger's hit, and Cricket whirls on the spot then, looking directly at the heroes. One of the women screams when the wind of Stormtiger's blade is released pushes her and the other one back onto the ground.

Cricket says something, and she and Krieg abandon their victims without a second thought, winding through the alleyways without line of sight to them. The bizarre sound pulses every few seconds.

"They're coming here. Titania, get me down, I'm more vulnerable than you two up here."
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"Cricket is making some sort of - ugh - absolutely horrible sound every few seconds," Sokoreth reports, wincing.

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Meanwhile, Titania scoops up Dauntless again. Her lacy metal wing-fins spread out and rotate slightly, automatically adjusting for the new weight distribution before they fire their jets to take her into the air.

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Dauntless is lowered onto the ground, and the sounds get progressively (and very quickly) closer.

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"Ugh, that's awful - Titania, if you don't mind, I would like to use you as a flying vehicle," says Ashras.

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"Happy to oblige," she says, zipping back up to scoop him off the roof.

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He can't draw his force staff easily this way, but he can hold a stun wand in one hand and a force wand in the other. "Over there!"

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Over there indeed! Dauntless prepares for their arrival, which will take a bit still. Krieg is kicking the ground and jumping in leaps and bounds, and the fact that Cricket doesn't have superspeed is merely a technicality, her movements are efficient enough and she's fit enough that she could almost be said to.

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Sokoreth's aim is very good but not literally superhuman; he can't hit a moving target as easily as he downed Stormtiger. He tosses a few stun bolts and off-hand force blasts at Cricket just to slow her down, but mostly focuses on trying to hit Krieg in the air, when his trajectory is most predictable.

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Krieg is almost hit in the air once, and changes the way he moves to include less leaps and more dashes, keeping close enough to the ground that he can zig zag less predictably.

And they're upon Dauntless, who uses his boots for enhanced mobility and his Arclance to try to hit Cricket. She moves too quickly, however, and if she can't actually reach him, she dodges all his jabs.

Krieg finds a likely dumpster and kicks it up into the air, toward the flying heroes.
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Sokoreth force-blasts the dumpster as Titania jinks to the side to get out of its way; thanks to their combined efforts, it misses, sailing past with a basketball-sized dent in its side. He resumes aiming stun bolts at Krieg and occasionally Cricket, although her dodging abilities pretty blatantly outclass his aim and the best he can do is make it slightly more inconvenient for her to dance around Dauntless.

This is annoying. He is annoyed.
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Krieg decides Dauntless is a better target for his efforts at the same time Dauntless decides the same about him. The villain kicks another dumpster towards the hero, who raises a small forcefield around himself to defend against it.

Cricket stops, glares at him, and the pulse—

—stops—

—and is replaced by a pretty annoying sound. Which probably only Sokoreth can properly hear. "One of them is causing some sort of mental effect," Dauntless says into the comm.

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"Augh!" exclaims Sokoreth. This is much worse than the squeaky pulses, which were already pretty horrible.

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"Urgh," says Titania. Her wings, being Tinker artifacts, don't wobble, but she's feeling pretty wobbly herself all of a sudden.

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Screw it. Sokoreth focuses his aim on Cricket, the source of the godawful sound.

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The source of the godawful sound continues sounding, watching Dauntless and moving around to dodge Sokoreth's blasts. Dauntless' knees buckle, and so do Krieg's, but the villain has had the presence of mind to hide around a corner while that happens, covering his ears and using earplugs he's apparently brought exactly for one such situation, so he's marginally less affected by it than the other two heroes. Cricket watches Dauntless intently, waiting for him to drop his shield.

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However these Earth folk are reacting, it's differently than Ashras. Aluvai ears, maybe? Whatever. It's putting them out of commission and it is not doing the same to him. He jams his off-hand force wand back in its slot so he can pull a second stun wand and shoot at Cricket twice as fast. Is overwhelming her with a barrage of stun bolts going to work? Yes? Please?

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Nope! Dodge dodge dodge noise noise noise.

"Velocity, will you be here soon?" Dauntless asks.

"Two minutes!"

"We don't have two minutes!"
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Growling under his breath, Sokoreth takes more careful aim. Can he at least drive Cricket away from his vulnerable teammate, if he applies his barrage of stun bolts more carefully?

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Hmm, yes, yes he can do that thing.

His teammate is on all fours, now, breathing heavily.
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A little farther... a little farther...

He holsters his right-hand stun wand and pulls the copper lightning wand instead, as fast as he can, throwing another stun bolt from the wand in his off hand to deny her any chance to approach Dauntless while he's changing weapons.

As soon as he has the weapon in his hand, barely bothering to aim—you don't really aim lightning—he fires. A thin violet-white bolt arcs out, snapping directly to Cricket, the tallest object in its broad targeting area. Ashras is briefly blinded by the flash of light.
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Dauntless looks up when he's not feeling absurdly horrible anymore. Cricket is lying prone on the ground, and Krieg has apparently left the scene at some point, probably when his teammate was downed. "We need a PRT truck here, Cricket's down."
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"Can I land?" says Titania, her eyes scrunched shut, barely hanging onto Sokoreth. "I would like to land."

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"Fine by me."

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She begins lowering them very gently and delicately toward the ground.

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Dauntless remains on guard, waiting for an attack that doesn't come, and Velocity arrives soon. Dauntless explains what happened, and then someone comms them to inform that Stormtiger was nowhere to be found.

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"Urgh."
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"I don't think that was mental, I think it was sonic," says Sokoreth. "None of you heard the noises she was making, right?"

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"Right. I'm still a bit dizzy and have a headache, but it was much worse before, and I was nauseous and having trouble standing as well."

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"I didn't get dizzy or nauseous, but I heard a horrible noise. I think it's because my ears work differently than yours, and maybe my balance too. And earlier, the sound she was making every few seconds - it didn't sound quite like any echolocation pulse I've heard before, but now that I have a chance to think about it, that's how she seemed to be using them."

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"That explains a lot," says Velocity, and Dauntless nods.

And there's the PRT truck!
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Hooray.

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They foam Cricket and start making their way back to the PHQ.

"That was very good, by the way, you two did great. Especially you, Sokoreth, this wouldn't have gone nearly as well and ended nearly as quickly without you."
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"Thanks," he says. "I guess I did all right for my first time out."

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"Capturing a member, even a new one, of the most dangerous parahuman group in the city is quite a bit more than alright."

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"Well, when you put it like that."

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He laughs, and claps Ashras' shoulder in a friendly way. "Seriously, you did good. You should be proud."

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"If you insist. But I'm still going to work on my aim and firing speed."

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"Yes, of course, don't take my praise as an excuse not to improve," he says, laughing.

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"I generally don't!"

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"I see you'll fit right in!"

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"That is the idea."

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The next time Piggot asks Ashras to meet him, she curtly congratulates him on his part in capturing Cricket, then informs him about High School. Apparently he's the first teenaged Case 53 (or similar) to join the Protectorate, but they have rules for those, given that they tended to have no memory and thus being dropped in school would be highly useless—not even the Youth Guard could argue against that logic.

The compromise is that teenaged Case 53s will be allowed to choose whether to go to High School or not, and if they prefer not to, they will be allowed to test out, and will have onsite time dedicated to studying for those, with occasional unscheduled Youth Guard visits to guarantee they are getting an appropriate education.

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This seems like a pretty reasonable compromise to Ashras. He chooses not to go to school, obtains information about the relevant educational requirements, and solicits appropriate material. He is thereafter almost never seen without a textbook.

Also, he belatedly realizes that he can now both speak English and send email, so he dashes off a quick thank-you note to Sadde, thus:
Hey, thanks for showing me where to go. I'm settling in nicely with the Wards so far. For some reason I'm supposed to learn about history and literature and mathematics instead of spending all of my time obsessively developing and testing new magic weapons, but at least they didn't send me to high school, which sounds terrible.
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Oh, that's good, I'm happy it all worked out for you. So you do magic weapons? And I can't say I dislike high school, I have friends there, but I suppose you have those on the team, too, so it probably loses much of the appeal.
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My teammates are by and large pretty great.

I'm supposed to keep some things about my powers secret for tactical reasons, but yes, "magic weapons" is the basic concept. Wands and staves. The ones I've used in the field so far throw stun bolts, force blasts, and lightning (at nonlethal intensities), and you might have guessed I can also do fire, but if I have any other tricks in reserve I'm not talking about them, both for tactical reasons and because I'm not totally sure I have the designs down and I don't want to brag until I have a working prototype held in my own hand.
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Sadde suspects the latter has more to do with it, from the way he's phrased it.

That's cool. And your English is going pretty well.
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Everyone is very surprised by how fast I picked it up, but they had someone teaching me who had a translation power, so I don't see it as that surprising. And of course I practice a lot. Always someone to talk to or something to read.
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I suppose. I would still have taken much longer, probably; I'm terrible at languages.
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Until that week I would've said I was sort of okay at languages. I guess motivation matters.
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I would never say I was sort of okay at languages, more like pretty terrible.
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And if you're ever transported to a strange planet where no one speaks English, you'll find out if motivation makes you any less terrible.
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Yeah.

And on another subject, I don't think there's a good way to ask this, but you didn't tell anyone else about the coat, did you?
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It seemed private.
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Thank you.
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No problem.

Let me take this moment to complain about Earth mathematical notation. Who decided that putting things next to each other means multiplying them? Why did this seem like a good idea?
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I don't know who decided it but you can always use a dot, or an x, or a *, or something XD

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Believe me, I do. My problem is that other people don't, so I'm always left wondering if these particular things are being multiplied or if they are just hanging out together for other, innocent reasons.
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I'm pretty sure there aren't other innocent reasons for that in Earth notation.
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Tell that to the aptly named 'sin'!
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Hahahahahahahaha okay fair enough I had forgotten about that. It should still probably be understandable from context?
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It is, usually, I'm just annoyed about it anyway.
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Can't say I blame you.
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So that's my exciting life. Weapons testing and trigonometry.
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More exciting than mine, which has only the trigonometry.
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I'm sure you could find a way to add weapons testing if you tried.
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Well, yes, but that is a secret.
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You could help me test my weapons. Might do me some good to spend time with someone who's not part of the exact same group as everyone else I know.
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Is that your asking me out on a date? Because I might just say yes.

(For the record this is a joke, unfortunately computers aren't good at conveying tone.)

(Unless it's not.)
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Well, I didn't intend it that way originally...
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That's not a no.
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Do you want to go on a date with me?
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Why, how could I refuse.
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Maybe you'll refuse because I'm secretly a prince and you don't want to get involved in the politics of strange worlds.

(I'm not secretly a prince.)

(What do the people of Earth do on dates?)
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I'd definitely love becoming an otherworldly princess, I'm not a subtle person.

As for what we do, it depends! Dinner together, a movie, walking around a park, that kind of thing.

(For the record, it has just occurred to me that it might be relevant that I am sometimes a girl and you did not know this fact. I will understand if that's a dealbreaker.)
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You can be a girl as often as you like, it's all the same to me.

Walking around a park sounds tempting. But only if it's at night. The sun is terrible.
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Well that's encouraging. Sounds like a date! What time and where do we meet?
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You'll have to pick a park because I never go outside unless I need the library, but how about tomorrow evening? 6:00?
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She names a park and gives a link to a map showing its location.

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This Internet thing is so convenient. See you there.

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Isn't it just? See you!
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And therefore Ashras goes to the park the next evening. The clothes he arrived in are still the nicest thing he owns that's not a costume, so he wears those. It feels a little weird to go out unarmed, but surely this city isn't that dangerous.

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No, not that dangerous.

Sadde arrives, and given that she's a girl it's reasonable that Ashras won't recognize her, so she says, "Hi! In case it's not obvious now, I'm Sadde."
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"It was pretty obvious. You, ah, look a lot like yourself."

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"Good! Hopefully now I can make a better impression than when you arrived and we couldn't communicate."

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"It was... definitely memorable."

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She laughs. "I would expect suddenly appearing in someone's room in another world to find them reading a book naked would be."

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"To be honest I don't think I remembered that you were reading a book."

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"Yes, I seem to recall you were doing your utmost not to have the image burnt forever in your brain."

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"Yes, a bit."

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"How will my ego ever recover from such a blow."

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"It's not that it was a bad image, it's just that it did not seem to be one you had chosen to share with me!"

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"You can rest assured I am vain enough that sharing that image did not upset me," she laughs. "Though I usually prefer to wait until after the date to share it."

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Ashras giggles. "Good to know."

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"So now that you can speak, can you tell me more about how you got here?"

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"Attacked by giant snake, mysteriously transported to strange planet. Not much more to it than that."

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"And why were your staring at the sky when I took you outside?"

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"Well, that relates to some things I've been trying not to mention to people because they might sound crazy."

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She looks at his tail, then him, and raises an eyebrow.

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"My planet is hollow and I live in the interior. The sun and moon go around it on rotating glowing rings called the sun-circle and moon-circle, and it was unsettling that you don't have those."

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"Wow you're right that does sound crazy. And now I have like five million questions, so good we're on a date and not on like a schedule or something."
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Giggle.

"What are your questions?"
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"Well, to start with: physics. How does it all work? Why is there a sun circle and a moon circle, how do you live inside a hollow planet, how does it stay together?"

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"The Earth theory of gravity is really elegant. In Suranse it does not work that way. When you're in the planet, down points outward, and when you're outside it, down points in."

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"...is your planet the center of the universe or something?"

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"Well, no one's flown far enough to tell what else is in the universe. I'm not sure we've even gotten past the sun-circle."

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"I will probably need a while to digest that." Pause. "Okay, digested, now I'm curious about everything. Does everyone have a tail like that?"

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He laughs. "No! Right, so there are two - countries, I suppose - the outside of the planet, Ceir, and the inside, Aluvanna. Ceirene look like Earth humans. Aluvai have claws and fangs and," he gestures at his ear, "different ears, and the ones who live on the inner surface have eyes like mine, and the ones who live in the huge floating jungle in the area of no gravity in the very middle of the planet's interior have tails. I'm a mix."

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"Ooh! There's a huge floating jungle in an area of no gravity? Your planet's so much cooler than mine."

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"The huge floating jungle also contains huge floating monsters that often try to eat people. That's sort of a general problem in Aluvanna, is huge monsters trying to eat people. My teammates were a bit appalled when I told them that being attacked by a giant snake wasn't unusual or even very frightening."

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"...yess, that is an appalling thing. I could probably hold my own against a giant snake, but that. Is not a thing that. Usually happens. Um."

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He shrugs. "It just seems normal to me. My mother's the same way about it, though - she's Ceirene, though you wouldn't know it to look at me."

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"How'd you get the mixed things, then? Eyes and tail?"

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"My father's father is a jungle-dweller, although he actually dwells on the ground, for complicated family history reasons. My father's mother is a surface-dweller. It's not that uncommon for people from the jungle and the surface to mix, especially if one of them is - ah. Would you like to hear the rest of my crazy secrets?"

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"We got this far."

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"You asked for it," he says. "All right. My grandfather and both of my parents are angels."

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"Okay I am going to need you to elaborate a bit."

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He laughs. "That's fair. I'm not sure they're really what you'd call 'angels', but the word fits surprisingly well. We just call them 'winged ones'. In Suranse, anyone at all can get their wings if they accomplish something admirable."

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"Define admirable?"

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"Depends on the person, or it seems to."

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"And you just... get wings? Like, they appear? What do they look like?"

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"Different for different people. Some have feathers, some are more like a," his hands sketch a shape in the air, "bat's."

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"That's an interesting feature of your world," she comments. "So how does that relate to what we were talking about?"

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"It's much, much easier to get around the planet if you have wings."

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"Oh, that's fair. So, you're like, half Ceirene, a quarter tail Aluvai, a quarter ear Aluvai?"

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He laughs. "Jungle-dweller and surface-dweller, please. And it's not the ears, everyone has the ears, it's the eyes. The inner surface of the planet is very dark. The jungle gets more light because the sun shines in from the edge."

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"Right! Sorry. That's what I meant. Got the face parts confused." She tilts her head, looking at him. "You know, if someone had asked me this a few weeks ago I would probably not have thought 'long ears, claws, tail, and slit-pupiled eyes' would be particularly attractive, and yet here we are."

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"Well. I can't complain."

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"That I find you attractive?"

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"It would be disheartening if we went to all this trouble only for you to say 'get away from me, beast-man'."

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"If I ever call you anything like that the connotation will be quite different."

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"Hmmm?"

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"This might be something that does not translate well, and I am being utterly shameless. 'Beast' need not have a negative meaning."

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"Maybe you need to explain more clearly what you mean."

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"Mm, 'beast' can mean something like raw and rough and wild and untamed, and these are not always undesirable characteristics."

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"I see what you mean, I think." (He's blushing slightly. He probably sees what she means.)

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She does not blush. Blushing is not a thing she can do. "Yes, you probably do."

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He laughs.

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"You look cute when you blush, too."

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"Thank you."

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"I feel like I may be bothering you with the questions. What do you want to talk about?"

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"You're not bothering me at all," he assures her. "But if you want to talk about yourself, that's good too."

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"That's a bit broad," she laughs. "Um, I have a weird name for human standards, I'm seventeen, I have powers but am not a cape—thank you for not telling people about that, by the way."

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"Would it be too personal if I asked you why you aren't?"

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"It'd be considered personal, yeah, but my reason's pretty innocuous. I want to make sure I got control down before actually going out in situations where both I and other people could be harmed by my power."

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"Very reasonable. Although I wonder what it is you have trouble controlling."

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"I conjure things, and the method of conjuration is pretty fiddly in a way I can't really explain, I've been practicing for years and only really got it down a few months ago."

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"Ah, I see."

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"It may have been a bit reckless of me to show you it when we met."

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"I haven't told. Nor do I plan to."

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"I know, but, you know. Though I guess in my case it doesn't matter much, I don't have a family to speak of or anyone villains could threaten me with."

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"I have a family, but they're all on another planet. I suppose that technically if you date me then the villains could threaten each of us to get at the other."

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"Given that we'd both be capes, that'd be... well, par for the course, really."

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"It's such a stupid way to get people to do what you want - threatening their loved ones is, I mean."

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"Well I suppose it probably works for some people. But it's sort of a sure-fire way of becoming a revenge target."

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"Yes."

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"But regardless, some people do threaten loved ones, and carry it out, so maybe not ideal to out myself. If we do date, we'll probably have to choose either my cape identity or civilian identity."

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He shrugs. "Reasonable."

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"Say, how does a date typically go in Aluvanna?"

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"It, uh, varies."

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"Drat I touched on a pretty sensitive topic didn't I. I'm sorry."
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"No, I'm sorry, it's just - my mind jumped to 'well, in my family, it would probably involve being harassed by my brothers', and, well. They're not available right now."

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"Yeah. We need to figure out a way to get you back. Open a portal or—something. Was it just a regular—giant snake?"

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"I didn't see it very clearly. What with the attacking. It didn't look obviously wrong, but something could've been done to it."

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"This is really frustrating."

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"Just a bit, yes. I mostly try not to think about it."

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"Yeah, sounds like a reasonable plan, I guess. Can I distract you?"

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"Yes please."

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"...the thing I thought to distract you is maybe not the best idea at the moment, I should probably pick another one. Um. Have you read Earth books yet?"

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"Yes! I love Earth books. What's not the best idea at the moment?"

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"Oh, well, mainly that you have a cute face and I would quite enjoy kissing it probably."

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"Oh."

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"That's an unencouraging answer and an encouraging face, I'm not sure which one you mean."

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"I mean to encourage you."

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"Oh well, in that case," she says, and leans down to kiss the cute boy.

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The cute boy kisses back!

He certainly does have fangs, but it's not hard to stay out of their way.
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She may not want to.
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If she's all right with that, then, well... all right.

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Just occasionally, not all the time, but yes, it does send a certain thrill down her spine.

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Luckily(?) for her, they are sharpish but not razor-sharp and she won't end up accidentally drawing blood.

And Ashras doesn't seem to mind. He seems pretty pleased about the whole business, in fact.
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Good, blood on the first date might be going a bit too far for her virgin lips.

(They're not. She's the kind of good at kissing that suggests experience.)

(She is, also, very pleased. In fact, she may produce noises indicating this.)
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Ooh. Noises.

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Yes! Noises! And leaning into the kiss, and maybe accidentally rumpling his shirt a little bit with her hands and then politely stopping the rumpling and patting the rumpled spots.

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The rumpling causes him to smile a tiny bit, and the subsequent patting causes him to giggle outright.

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And she giggles as well which is probably not very conductive to kissing!

"Sorry."
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"What for?"

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"I'm not sure, actually," she giggles some more. "And my, you are so very kissable."

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"Thank you. I try."

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"Really. What's your secret?"

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"Well, it's a secret, obviously." He pauses, then adds, "I may have been - what's the phrase, lying by omission - when I said I wasn't a prince."

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"Are you a king, then?"

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He laughs. "No! I'm the heir of a landholding family, but we only have a piece of Aluvanna, not the whole thing. If you wanted to be an otherworldly princess you should be going to Aluvanna and chatting up my friend Rokarai."

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"Well, between chatting up your friend Rokarai in the future and kissing you in the present, prince or no, I am pretty sure I know where my preferences lie."

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Giggle. "Anyway, I'm not sure what she'd make of you. She's a bit shy."

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"Hmm, that sounds endearing. But if she's the kind of shy that would be put off by the kind of not-shy I am, that might not be ideal. Is this you subtly telling me that you don't want to kiss me anymore or you subtly telling me I should also kiss other people or?"

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"It's not me subtly telling you anything in particular."

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She laughs. "Okay, my bad."

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"Not a problem."

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"And you also said the gender thing would not be a problem, yes?"

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"I did."

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"Iiiii think I'm gonna get back to kissing you right now if that's alright?"

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"Perfectly."

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"Good!"

And more kissing ensues, and she makes sure not to rumple his pretty shirt again.
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How kind of her.

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She could probably be reasonably described as kind, yes.

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And pretty. She is also pretty.

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She is terribly happy Ashras seems to think so!

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"You're very pretty," he comments between kisses.

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She giggles. "Thank you. You're awfully pretty, too."

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"Thanks."

...He pauses, then bursts out laughing.
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"What?"
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"I - sorry - just thought what my brothers would've said if they'd been here. We're triplets, you see. Identical."

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"Ooh, boy, three of you. My poor teenage heart would not be able to handle that."
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He cracks up.

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She laughs. "Because. You are awfully pretty."

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"Maybe that's why I've never gotten a date before. All the possibilities were intimidated away."

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"What, really? Never?"

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"I admit I wasn't looking very hard."

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"And your brothers? Never, either?"

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"Inlaith never tried, and Elarron... well, it never quite worked out."

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"There seems to be a story there."

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"Yeah... he has a bit of a hard time being the third son of a spectacular family after two spectacular brothers. Sometimes he gets the idea of trying to do something that neither of us has gotten to yet, and one time it was Get A Girlfriend, and that was an embarrassing few months of all of our lives."

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"...third son? That's not how triplets work here..."

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"I'm only eldest by a few minutes but I'm still eldest."

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"I see. Well, Aluvai girls and boys and enbies are missing out."

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"Girls and boys and...?"

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"Enbies, short for nonbinaries. People who don't neatly fit either category."

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He deconstructs the acronym mentally and smiles. "Oh, clever."

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Giggle. "Yes."

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"I don't know of any of those in Aluvanna but maybe I would if they had such a clever word available."

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"Are you likely to have heard of them if there were any? How many people live there?"

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"A, let me see, third of a billion? How plentiful are enbies on Earth, then?"

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"Dunno, probably on the order of zero point one percent? Less, I think."

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"Well, maybe it's no surprise I don't remember meeting any, then."

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"Yes, my point."

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"Yeah."

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Kiss!

"Mm yes they're definitely missing out."
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"If you say so."

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"I do!" She notices his tail behind him, then. "I kinda want to pet your tail, too."

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He giggles. "You may if you like."

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"Ee!"

Pet pet.
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Giggle.

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"I can get used to this."

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"I'm not used to tails being such an oddity," laughs Ashras.

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"No one has one, and it's fluffy and adorable. And I mean." She scritches his hair. "This is nice, too."

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He laughs again, and hugs her. Hugging seems appropriate.

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Eeee hugs!

"Also I'd meant I could get used to the whole thing where I'm kissing and petting an adorable tailed pettable kissable boy."
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"Well, when you put it like that."

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"Right? It's a thing that's very easy to get used to."

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"Seems so."

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Pet pet.
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Giggle.

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"We're not doing any weapons testing," she says lightly.

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"I didn't bring any weapons," he points out, grinning. "Although if you harbour an intense desire to watch me make things explode, I could take this opportunity to find out if I can teach myself combat casting."

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"Well, I wouldn't call it an intense desire, but the mental image of you throwing power around is somewhat attractive." Pause. "Just maybe not in a public park."

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"Do you have a non-public venue in mind?"

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"A private venue might not be ideal either! People tend to be upset when you explode things." Another pause. "However, I could possibly conjure things for you to explode..."

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"That works out all right, then."

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"The only spots remote enough for that are not terribly safe at night, though."

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"Hmm, point."

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"I guess that means we'll have to go on another date to explode things. Better armed."

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"That could happen. I don't have to worry about a secret identity." He swishes his tail, demonstratively.

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"Well, I can conjure my costume any time, but I'd rather not have to do it after whoever-it-is that's gonna attack us has gotten a good faceful of me without it."

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"Oh, you have a costume already? What's it look like?"

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"White. Everywhere. With a smooth glass mask that has smiley faces on it."

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He pictures this. "That... sounds really weird in theory but I suspect it might turn out to be adorable in practice."

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Giggle. "It's supposed to look weird! And funny. That's the character, whimsical and stuff."

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"My mental image is less whimsical, more unsettling, the face part at least. The white-everywhere is a pretty nice aesthetic trick. Simple."

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"Oh, no, definitely not unsettling. I think. Um. I'll show you, but I don't trust all those shadows not to contain evil hidden people who will know my secret identity."

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"Sure," Ashras says agreeably. "Should we go somewhere less, mm, lurkable, or would you rather save showing off the costume for a - later date?"

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"Indifferent, your pick."

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"I'm curious about this face thing now, let's find somewhere you can show it to me."

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"Okay! ...the only places I can think of is my place or yours, and mine's tiny and yours is the PHQ—at least I presume? Are you living elsewhere?"

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"No, I live in the PHQ. And spend all my Ward money developing and testing magic weapons," he laughs.

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She giggles, and plants a peck on his lips. "You're adorable."

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"Thank you. Well, someone has to save the world, you see, and no one else has managed it yet."

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"I'm glad we're of a mind. Of course, previously the mind I was of was that I would be that someone."

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"I see no reason we can't share. We're certainly not the only ones trying. The more the merrier, right?"

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Giggle. "Right! And my power grows with time, too, eventually I'm gonna be able to punt lizard butt."

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"Does it? Which parts? How does it all work, anyway? Powers on Earth are so interestingly unique."

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"The kind of stuff I can conjure. It becomes more complex and powerful and versatile the more I use it." And the more people know I can do, she does not say. "And no one knows how it works, really, some humans have this part in the brain called a 'corona pollentia' and those who do can get powers."

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"Is there a reason you're not going around conjuring things literally all of the time, then?"

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"Just conjuring won't cut it," she explains. That's true. "I need to use the stuff I conjure," partially true, "and most people aren't very amenable to being target practice for my giant lasers."

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"Seems to me what you really need is a weapons testing partner," says Ashras. "I'd be happy to serve."

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"Well but I don't want to kill you!"

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"...Sorry, did something get lost in translation? I don't mean for you to shoot at me. I mean for us to shoot at things together. Combine our resources to find times and places where we can most conveniently get together and blast things."

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"Ooh! Yes. I like that idea. That is a good idea. Shooting things with a cute boy."

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Giggle.

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"So, anyway, you got a better place in mind than mine for me to show you the costume?"

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"No. Your place seems fine."

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"Alright. Now that you've seen the pretty parts of Brockton Bay, I hope mine won't look too bad in comparison. I'd hate to ruin your image of me so soon."

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"I have seen it before."

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"Yes, but before you were comparing it to your cities in Aluvanna, now you're comparing it to the PHQ. If the differences in outfit are anything to go by, I'm pretty sure the architecture wasn't comparable."

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"Frankly, your place and the PHQ both look pretty pathetic compared to what I remember from the really good Aluvai cities. I'm sure Earth must have some brilliant architecture tucked away somewhere, but I've yet to meet any in person."

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"That somehow makes me feel better."

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He laughs.

"Maybe my standards are just too different because I'm used to a paradigm where nearly all of the most important people can fly and half of them are used to zero gravity."
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"Maaaaybe. And I can fly!"

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"Can you? This I have to see. But first, costume."

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"Yes, the costume is necessary for flight."

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"Well, lead the way, then, I assume you know how to get home from here."

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"I do!"

She does! And presently, they have arrived to her small and tidy apartment.
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"Ta-da!"

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...Ashras giggles. "That is kind of adorable," he says, and leans up to kiss the mask.

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They giggle, too, when he kisses the mask, and—

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—now the mask is gone, for proper kissing.

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Proper kissing! Hooray!

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She is still wearing the white costume, however, so she wraps her arms around him and floats both of them while they kiss.

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Ooh. Neat.

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She lands. "Told you I could fly."

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"You did. Were you expecting me to disbelieve you? The evidence seems conclusive. Although I could try it if you insist."

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She giggles. "That's just an expression."

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"I know."

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Another kiss.

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Kisses! Can they maaaaaaaaybe be floating kisses? Floating kisses are cool.

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Yes! Yes they can!

Eee floating kisses!
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Giggly floating kisses!

The joke about disbeliieving her amused him enough that he spends an idle moment figuring out what disbelieving in her blatantly obvious flying powers would even look like.
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It looks like they're not flying anymore, that's what it looks like.

And she is Alarmed.
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"What'd you do that for?" says a very puzzled Ashras after a hard landing on the floor.

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She pushes him away, taking a couple of steps back. "What did you do?"

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"I didn't... do..."

He pauses, rapidly recontextualizing some things.

"...anything," he finishes slowly. "Oh."
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"...If my guess is right, I can see why you didn't tell me. But if you genuinely do want to save the world together, I'm glad I know."

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"What's your guess."

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"That other people's expectations affect the things you do with your power."

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Sigh. Sit on bed.
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"That's a dangerous secret to have," he says. "...But the possibilities... how much do you know about how it works? Actually, forget all that for a second, how precisely can you conjure things? Because I was already thinking of testing whether you can conjure me magic weapons, now imagine conjuring me magic weapons and using successes in that area to convince audiences of your destructive potential. In the face of that vision, an Endbringer looks about as threatening as a giant bat."

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She looks up at him, but doesn't say anything. She is... clearly much less comfortable than she was a minute ago.

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"...What? Look, I - I'm sorry I figured it out, I guess, sort of, but I don't know how to unlearn the knowledge and I'm pretty sure I do know how to use it to save the world."

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Another sigh. "Well. You know. I'm not saying I don't trust you, but I kinda am? We've only just met? This is our first date? Wow I'm sounding like such a butthole right now..."

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"If it helps, I'm pretty sure over the course of that date I told you all of my major secrets. But then, mine aren't secret for nearly so good a reason."

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"...yeah. It's just, wow, I haven't even gone out in costume yet and someone has ultimate blackmail material on me already. And I'm really attracted to you and you sound nice and well-meaning and all that, but I don't know how much of that is my ladyboner talking."

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"...I'm torn between sympathy and wanting to get out there and start aggressively trying to save the world with you right now." He resorts to his first language to mutter something in the tone of an awed curse.

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She giggles in spite of herself. "I'm pretty sure 'aggressively' is not the best way to save the world. And what did you say there?"

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"It doesn't seem to translate well, but uh, 'crash the sun'. An expression which in practice means something like... 'something extravagant has happened and I'm not sure I can cope'. If I wanted to get the feeling across in English I'd probably need an obscenity or two."

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"Why don't you try it anyway?"

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"Hm?"

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"Never mind," she laughs. "Ugh. Fine. You have ultimate blackmail on me, now. I don't think there's anything I can do about that, whether I trust you or not, so I just will."

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"I will endeavour to be as trustworthy as possible. Want to save the world with me? Aggressively or otherwise?"

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Giggle. "How can a girl resist when you ask it like that?"

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"Great. Care to test whether you can make me magic weapons I can use?"

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Sigh. Shrug. Nod. "What are they like?"

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"In their most effective form, metal rods engraved in specific patterns. For testing purposes, let's say... a flat-ended gold pin about this long," he holds his fingertips two inches apart, "with six straight evenly spaced grooves running from one end to the other, one circular groove dividing the length in half, and another circular groove dividing one half in half again. Is that enough of a description to be going on with?"

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It is! She's holding one of those now.

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"All right, now let's see if it works for me." He holds out his hand for it.

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She gives it to him, watching to see what it does.

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Ashras deliberately sets up his expectations, believing that this is a completely ordinary small golden rod made according to the specifications for a light pin, but disbelieving that it will work when he tries it. For the strongest possible test.

When he takes the pin, he can feel its energy field. He assures himself that this completely ordinary small golden rod is somehow totally magically inert, and activates the field.

The pin projects a narrow beam of yellowish white light, which he flicks all around the room, grinning. At this intensity it couldn't possibly cause damage unless he decided to shine it directly in someone's eye.

"So that worked," he says. "How big can you conjure? Well - how big have you tried?"
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"I haven't tried to conjure a freighter boat... What did you just do, there?"

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"Fired a light-pin and confirmed a very useful theory. Magic weapons don't actually have magic inherently, or at least as far as anyone can tell they don't, they just act as a channel for it. All the magical properties of a magic weapon can be completely predicted by its physical composition and structure. Which means that magic weapons you conjure for me work independently of expectations as long as the thing itself is made of the right stuff in the right shape. Are you excited about this prospect? Because I am very excited about this prospect."

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"I'm not as excited as you because I don't know as much as you about your magic, and you'll have to tell me more about it because it's completely unlike any other power here, but I'm excited that you're excited. You being excited is exciting."

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"One of the most basic correlations in magic weapon design is size to power level. If you can conjure me a weapon big enough..." he flicks his fingers, "there go most of the traditional limitations on materials and design." He reflects on this for a moment, and then adds more prudently, "We should probably pick a very large, very empty staging area to test the really big stuff. And work up to it slowly. I don't want to find out my math was off by force-blasting the planet in half."

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"Uh, yeah, not blasting the planet in half." Pause. "Could that be done by this magic of yours? Blasting the planet in half?"

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"In theory, yes. In practice, it might turn out that there's an upper limit no one's ever reached because they physically couldn't build a force cannon big enough. We have the opportunity to find out."

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"Hmm. I wonder if that'd be enough to kill an Endbringer."

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"Once again, we have the opportunity to find out."

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Grin. "It's kinda really attractive when you talk about throwing power around like that."

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"Good to know. So where should we go on our next date? Is there anywhere sufficiently desolate and underobserved nearby?"

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"Hmmm the Boat Graveyard, maybe? Or I could conjure us platforms out in the ocean."

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"Those sound like good options."

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"It's a second date, then," she giggles.

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"Perfect. When? I will absolutely rearrange my schedule as much as possible to facilitate getting out there sooner and playing with exciting implements of destruction, but I understand you sunlit folk like to sleep at night so it probably shouldn't be literally right now."

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"And if it were right now it'd still count as one date," she points out. "My greatest constraints are school and work. I'm free most Sundays? And some weekday evenings, but not all. Also, sunlit folk? When do you sleep?"

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"Whenever I feel like it. There aren't days in Aluvanna the way you get them here. The sun passes the edge of the planet approximately once every twelve hours, and that's when we get most of our sunlight."

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"'The edge of the planet.'"

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"...You remember that map I drew?"

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"Yes. I had assumed you were really bad at drawing. I have a rough picture in my head after you mentioned it being hollow but. Still."

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"Yeah. The sides are mostly flattish; the edge is mostly absent, but what there is of it is rounded. And that's where nearly all the light gets in, because it's more chasm than ground out there."

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"To be honest I'm kinda super surprised humans managed to evolve like that? I mean what are the odds?"

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"Good question. I have no idea. We don't have nearly so active a study of prehistory as you seem to."

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"I wonder why not."

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"I'm not sure."

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"What's your history like anyway? Technology? Society? Are Aluvanna and Ceirene two kingdoms, with, like, royalty and hereditary titles?"

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"Aluvanna is... yeah, 'kingdom' is a reasonable term for it. We don't go in for titles much, but what we have is hereditary. Ceir is... different, and I've studied their politics but I can't think of a close local equivalent."

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"Different how?"

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"I'll explain when I've finished researching Earth politics for comparisons."

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"Fair enough," she giggles. "Don't you have physics, there? Chemistry? Like, the sciences, not the phenomena. Don't people try to... figure things out?"

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"Sure we do. We just haven't been getting the same kind of results, and it's not quite so... systematized."

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"...I want to visit and figure this stuff out. After we finish saving the world."

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"It's a deal."

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Giggle.

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Giggles all round.

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And kisses?

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Those too!

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Okay she's getting over her panic over him figuring her secret out.

(Mostly.)
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That is good. Panic and kisses don't tend to combine well.

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They don't!

...Sadde should not get too carried away, this is their first date.
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It is their first date. And Ashras seems pretty content with the kisses. Kisses are great. Sadde is great. Lots of things are great right now.

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Eeee! Kisses are great, Ashras is great, everything is great.

(Except for the fact that someone knows her secret now.)

(...she should probably stop thinking about that and focus on kissing the cute boy.)
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The boy is very cute. And kissable. And enthusiastic about Sadde and the kissing thereof.

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That's good because Sadde is managing to stop thinking about that and is starting to pay the enthusiasm in kind.

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Excellent! There will be so much kissing.

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So much kissing!

...possibly some accidental shirt rumpling. They are on her bed, after all.
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Shirt rumpling is totally fine with Ashras. Look how fine he is with the rumpling of his shirt.

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She is a bit sad about rumpling the shirt. It's a pretty shirt.

(...she should not get carried away.)

(...)

...

"I find myself wondering how much cultural difference there is between dates here and in Aluvanna."
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"The basic idea of 'spend time with a person, possibly in a public place, possibly involving food or some form of entertainment', seems to be about the same... there are a bunch of varying customs depending on where exactly you live."

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"Ah, so the kissing's new?"

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He laughs. "That seemed obviously universal."

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"Oh, I don't know, some moms tell their children that they shouldn't kiss on their first date."

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"But kissing is still a component of dating in general. One hopes."

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"Yes, it is."




...there is something on her mind, that is pretty clear.
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"...Are you trying to get at something with all this interesting cultural exchange?"

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"Maaaybe."

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"Would you like to be more clear about it?"

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"We-ell, there's something else they say you shouldn't do on your first date."

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"Is it 'see your date naked', because that wasn't my fault."

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"That was technically not a date." Pause. "But yes."

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"I can't imagine that seeing your date naked before the first date is considered an improvement..."

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"No, I wouldn't think so," she laughs.

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"So. Sorry about that."

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"I am quite certain I am not unhappy about that."

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"Well, then I am much less sorry."

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Giggle. "Which brings us to the point."

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"And the point is...?"

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"How carried away I can get here."

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"Ah," says Ashras. "Yes. Well. ...I'm not sure."

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"We can just keep kissing, this is our first date, I'm not like in a rush or anything," she reassures him.

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"I like kissing! I am very sure about kissing."

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"Then we can keep doing things you're sure of," she giggles.

Continued kisses?
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Such continued kisses.

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Eee kisses!

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Kisses are excellent.

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They so are! And look at Sadde being all well-behaved and not getting carried away.

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Good job, Sadde. Much appreciated. (...Mostly.)

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...mostly?

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Well, you see, Ashras is not sure what he thinks of getting carried away. Which implies that he at least somewhat wants to.

But he does appreciate getting to decide in his own time.
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Well, Sadde won't decide for him, he is now aware of her thoughts on the matter and can make an informed decision whenever he likes.

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Currently his decision seems to be kisses.

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Which she will continue thoroughly enjoying.

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Oh good. That is how kisses ought to go.



Eventually he yawns and says, "I should either go home or take a nap."
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"Mmm, yes, and I have school tomorrow so I should probably sleep as well." She reviews his phrasing in her head, then adds: "You can crash here if you want but I only have the one bed, which is good for kissing but I don't know how good it is for two people sleeping."

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"I'm pretty small but I'm not that small." He hugs her, smiling. "I'll go home. See you later."

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She giggles and kisses him one more time. "Later!"

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And off he goes. To go home and nap and wake up and knock off the second half of that math textbook and draw up more weapon designs and read the rest of Shakespeare's plays and eat breakfast with Titania and have another nap...

He's a busy man.

But he does eventually email Sadde with a proposed time for their second date.
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Is that the weapon testing date?

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Yes! Yes it is.

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Oooh fun! Where should they meet? Boat Graveyard?

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Boat Graveyard sounds perfect.

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Grand! He'll be there.

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And so will Ashras, half in costume - wearing street clothes under one of his many-holstered coats, and carrying one each of the wands he has produced so far: brass for force, silver for stun, copper for lightning.

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Sadde, in costume, is waiting for him at the appointed time.

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He grins and waves.

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They float over to him. "Hi!"

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"Hi," says Ashras. Hugs? He thinks hugs are appropriate.

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Hugs are totally appropriate! Floating hugs!

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He kisses Sadde's mask, too. Just because.

"It's good to see you again. Let's destroy things," he says cheerfully.
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Sadde giggles. "It's funny when you kiss my mask," they say. Their voice is slightly different, not the same as when they're a girl but not the same as when they're a boy either. "What do you want to destroy first?" they ask, lowering Ashras to the ground

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"My plan is to first have you make versions of my existing wands at standard half-staff, staff, and cannon sizes, to check that there isn't anything funny going on with the scaling," he says. "This will incidentally involve throwing force blasts and lightning bolts at things. Stun bolts, too, but those don't do much unless they hit something with a nervous system, at which point they, well, stun it. After that I want to see how you go about destroying things, and then I can think about having you make me new wand designs so I don't have to waste non-conjured materials testing them."

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"This is likely to attract attention, even here. Maybe we should go out in the ocean and destroy conjured things?"

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"Sure."

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So Glam leads them to the ocean, creating ice platforms that melt after they pass them by, eventually getting far enough away that Glam's comfortable with something more solid than ice.

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"Right then," says Ashras. "Here is a force wand." He pulls it from its holster and shows it to Glam. "Can you conjure a scaled-up copy as tall as I am?"

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"You're so convenient," he says, taking the conjured staff and aiming it at a patch of ocean.

Force blasts, it turns out, don't look like much when they're in the air. They travel in a straight line from source to destination as a barely-visible ripple, at a speed somewhere between 'arrow' and 'bullet', making a sound like a large piece of cloth being torn in half. And when the blast strikes the surface of the water, it hits like a thrown anvil, kicking up an enormous violent splash.

Ashras smiles.

"So far so good."
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"Want me to conjure anything other than water for you to practice on?"

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"The water works pretty well for force, but I'll want something else to catch the lightning," he says. "For now, though: how about one of these that's twenty feet long?"

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He can have one of those, since he's asking so nicely and makes such cute faces while he does it.

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He grins.

He puts his hands on one end of the resulting force cannon, and fires it at the ocean.

The ripple in the air is approximately the size of a grand piano, and the splash that ensues when it hits the water is enormous.

Ashras laughs with delight.
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"You're adorable when you're causing destruction," they say, and—

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—decide that they're far enough away from the shore that he doesn't need the mask so he can properly kiss Ashras' cheek.

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Ashras giggles and hugs him.

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Hugs!

"Is there a way to test force blasts that doesn't—wait, I could conjure like a wall or something that looks like what would be here if we weren't to hide the explosions. Yes, I'll do that."

He does that. It's fairly dark, no one's looking that way, problems are avoided.
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"Okay, before I get too carried away, do you want to show off some destruction too?"

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"I suppose? What do you want me to show?"

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He shrugs. "I don't have anything specific in mind, I just think explosions are exciting."

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He giggles. "Well, if you believe really hard in me, I could probably blow up a freighter boat!"

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"I can do that."

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"Well, then let's do that!" Pause. "Bigger wall, first. Okay, now freighter boat. Hmm, this might make a lot of noise." So the platform they're standing on grows propellers that start pushing it even farther away from the shore.

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"You have such a useful power."

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"I know," he says, grinning.

Push push push, the shore is quite far away now.

Freighter boat: exists.

Turret gun: exists.
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Ashras: is excited.

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Aaaand... fire!





It's really good that they're so far away from shore because boom. Even Sadde's surprised. "That's some pretty fine believing you did there."
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"...I need to kiss you now," says Ashras.
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"You won't see me objecting," he says, giggling.

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Great. Then Ashras will kiss him. Very enthusiastically.

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Yayyy enthusiastic kissing!

"Does exploding things always get you like this?"
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"Maybe. Maybe you should blow something else up and find out."

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"I think I very much should. How about a train on another one of those platforms?"

Those things are conjured.
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Ashras bounces excitedly.

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Boom

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Sadde will now be so extremely kissed.

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Eeeee extreme kisses! Nonverbal appreciation of these extreme kisses!

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Explosions are very exciting and Ashras is very excited.

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Sadde doesn't find explosions that exciting but he finds Ashras' excitement very contagiously exciting!

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Well, that works out pretty nicely, then.

Mmmm, kisses.

"We are so going to save the world."
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He giggles. "We so are. Though these puny explosions probably won't be enough."

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"We can make bigger explosions. How big an explosion would you like?"

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"That depends on whether a higher number of progressively bigger explosions makes you more or less excited than a single super-giant explosion."

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He unpockets some sketched weapon plans and explains the design. Brass, steel, and gold, in tightly interlocking pieces, with complex engravings. "Can you make me one of these? Wand-sized to start, so if it explodes harder than I expect it to it won't be too bad?"
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He does. "Don't squint at them too hard."

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"Squint in what sense?"

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"In the 'examine' sense. If you try to examine my stuff too closely it pops."

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"Well, luckily I don't need to examine it to use it."

He looks (not too hard) at his new three-metal wand.

"...I think I want to be higher up when I test this," he says. "I've only seen one of these used before once, but it was pretty dramatic. I don't want it to catch a nearer target than I mean it to and blow up in our faces."
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"Alright," he says agreeably, and hovers behind Ashras—so he'll have an unobstructed view of whatever—and wraps his arms around his waist, then up they go.

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Ashras giggles.

Up, up, up...

"Okay, that's high enough," he says.

He aims the wand at the ocean. He activates its complex magical field.

A blazing beam of light and fire erupts from the end of the wand, flashing down toward the water's surface with a brief but intense roaring noise. A moment later it strikes, and the resulting explosion sends up a plume of steam and water droplets three times as high as the hovering pair of capes.

Ashras cackles.
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Sadde giggles, and nuzzles Ashras' neck. "What was that?" he wonders.

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"Alloying different metals will produce one or the other effect, or a new one if the alloy hits a distinct magical resonance; combining different metals in a single weapon produces effects that combine the properties of the components. Force, light, and fire combine into... that. It's really hard to manufacture them, but you don't have to manufacture things, you can just make them exist. I don't even think we can test the cannon-sized version of that here; somebody might think the city was under attack."

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Mmm... neck kisses. That's a good response to that, is neck kisses. "What-all are the metals that produce things, and what do they produce?"

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"That's very distracting," he says, curling his tail around Sadde's leg. "Um, let's see. Brass is force, silver is stun, copper is lightning, gold is light, steel is fire, bronze I think does an energy blast that's usually considered inferior to just using force or fire, something or other does a freeze blast and it might be platinum... I don't know the whole list."

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Sadde continues being distracting while Ashras lists the things, then asks, "Aren't there, like, super rare metals I could produce that might have arbitrary weird effects?"

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"Yes there are," says Ashras. "And I am absolutely going to draw up a plan for having you conjure various weapon designs in various metals to find out what they do. But I need to refresh my memory of the stuff I actually know first. And I underestimated how much going out to a secluded place and blowing up the ocean together would make me want to kiss you."

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"Oooh, that's a good thing to underestimate in my opinion," he says, and decides that holding Ashras that way no longer suits his purposes, so he conjures a platform with an antigrav device below it right under Ashras to drop him safely on, purely so he can turn around for correct kissing.

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Correct kissing! It is so correct.

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Mmhm, it is! The noises Sadde produces are proof.

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Ashras is maybe kind of all over him in a way he wasn't last time they did the kissing thing.

What can he say, explosions are exciting.
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He isn't about to complain, though he does try to stay his wandering hands.

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But what if wandering hands are fun?

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...weeeeelll, in that case maybe he won't stay them.

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Ooh. Ashras approves.

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Does he. Just how wandering can they be? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Pretty damn wandering!

Explosions are exciting.
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Yup, you definitely won't see Sadde complaining. He is doing, like, the opposite of complaining. He kinda wants to stop exploding things and go do other stuff but. It's the exploding that's helping, here. Damn.

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They haven't exploded anything in a while now and Ashras is still very excited.

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...point. "I kiiiinda wanna go do some other stuff," he suggests when it's clear the lack of explosions has not in itself noticeably curbed Ashras' enthusiasm.

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"We could do that," says Ashras. "The ocean will still be here afterward."

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"Yes. Yes it will," he says, and there will be some more hungry kissing before he manages to ask, "Where?"

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"Does your place work?"

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"Yes, it does," and now they're flying there, platforms and debris gone.

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At some point Sadde suits up again.

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Ashras kisses the mask, partly to be adorable, partly because he really wants to be kissing Sadde and Sadde's face is now unavailable.

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That's alright, soon they land in some secluded enough place and Sadde can have a face again and then they're in his room.

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It is good that Sadde has a face. Ashras would like to kiss Sadde's face. It's important.

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Once again there is a complete lack of complaining. Once in Sadde's room, his costume is gone, and so are his shoes, and soon there are shirt-removing urges.

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Ashras seems perfectly willing to get carried away this time.

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Eeeee. That makes him happy. And the noises are suitably happier, too.

Now his shirt is gone.

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How exciting! More places to put kisses!

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Sadde really enjoys kisses in more places.

And the fangs seem to provoke some squirms, too.
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...well then.

Ashras is willing to experiment with this. Very carefully. He doesn't want to hurt Sadde, but the squirming is pretty great.
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Sadde vocally, if nonverbally, approves of this experimentation!

(There are other nonverbal signs of approval as well.)
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Ashras does like to be appreciated.

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He is so appreciated!

Now Sadde thinks there's one too many shirts being worn, there.
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Hmm...

You know what, Ashras totally agrees. Down with shirts.
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Now that is a very welcome development. Sadde would like to repay the kissing-in-more-places in kind.

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Awesome.

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Sooo much kissing!

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Excellent. Perfect. Saving the world can wait; right now it is time to be teenagers.

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That's a great thing to be, at the moment.

...pants?
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...

Who needs pants.
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Who indeed.

Pantsless makeouts on Sadde's bed are probably the best thing to have happened to him in at least the past few weeks.
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Pantsless makeouts on Sadde's bed are pretty great. Ashras wholeheartedly approves.

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Good! 'Cause otherwise they wouldn't be doing it.

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Sadde is great. Kissing Sadde is great.

...

So his opinion on fangs has been explored; what about claws?
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His opinion is:

Yes.
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Oh. Well then. That can happen.

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How about some very pleased noises as a reward?

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That is a great reward.

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Yay for great rewards!

Of course, the other nonverbal cues of appreciation are still available so maybe the noises aren't strictly necessary.
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But the noises are so nice.

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Of course, it'd be pretty hard for them to stop, what with the everything going on.

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That is good. It is good that things are going on and it is good that this results in noises.

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It so does!






...eventually though Sadde will be wondering whether underwear could also maybe not be.
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...you know what, yes. That can happen.

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Then it happens!

Sadde looks down, then up again, and smirks. "And now I do believe we're even."
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"Well, that depends... we've both seen each other naked, but only one of us has an entire extra gender to be seen naked in. So are we even or are you now ahead?"

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"Hmm, I think I might keep you wondering until our next date," he suggests.

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Ashras giggles. And kisses Sadde. This just seems like the proper response.

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Sadde giggles a bit into the kiss but then starts returning it with more enthusiasm.

And oh my, there seems to be no more fabric between their bodies, what an interesting fact.
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So interesting. Extremely interesting. Observe Ashras's... interest.

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Hmm, yes, his interest is very interesting. Sadde thinks he might want to help make that interest even more interesting.

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That can happen!

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Good! It's good that their interests align so neatly.

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It is. It's so convenient.

(They are going to save the world together and it will involve lots of explosions and this is very exciting and Ashras is very, very excited.)
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Sadde giggles. They are! They are going to save the world together! With lots of explosions and an excited adorable tailed boy whom Sadde is currently kissing.

(And, you know, there's just so much more his wandering hands can do now that all that fabric's gone.)
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Ashras is very much in favour of Sadde's wandering hands. And of kissing Sadde. He is in favour of Sadde in general. Sadde is great. Ashras is very enthusiastic about Sadde's greatness.

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Sadde feels so appreciated! But now Sadde feels that there are other things they could do than just kissing, since there's so little fabric between them and they're both so interested.

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Well... they're a little outside of Ashras's previous experience here, but let no one accuse him of not being adventurous. They could do some things. Things could happen.

(They're going to save the wooooorld...)
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Well, outside of Ashras' experience is quite alright, Sadde can probably show him a thing or two.

(He's not infinitely experienced, of course, but.)

So he thinks he will continue kissing Ashras, but maybe start trailing from his lips down his jawline to his neck...

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All good things so far!

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And the kisses continue going down, though only to areas already explored due to shirtlessness.

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This is a fine direction to be taking.

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Sadde will probably linger on two particular spots for a little bit. He might experiment with some nibbling, see what Ashras thinks of that...?

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Ashras's opinion seems... tentatively positive!

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Hmm, does some more experimenting reveal the nature of the tentativeness?

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It makes the tentativeness go away, which is sort of like an answer.

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Good! Very good. And Sadde has of course not forgotten about Ashras' interest, but his lips aren't the only thing in contact with Ashras' body at the moment.

(He does very much like trying to be a superstimulus.)
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Sadde is so great. Sadde is really great. Ashras is determined that Sadde ought to know how great he is, but words are a bit of a problem right now, so noises and squirming will have to carry the message.

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Sadde likes being told how great he is in noises and squirming just as much as Ashras did.

Eventually his focus starts wandering again, in a definitive southward direction, as do his lips. Until they find something quite interesting indeed.
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Ashras emphatically approves. There are such noises.

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Sadde's happy he gets to show this cute boy with whom he's going to save the world so many new things today, and that some of them cause such delightful noises.

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They are going to save the world together and it will be amazing and there will be explosions and, speaking of explosions...

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That was surprising! He was not expecting that!

But it was a totally pleasant surprise which he is totally happy to have caused, and he giggles a bit though the sound may be a bit off for obvious reasons. He looks up at Ashras from where he is with a mischievous look in his eyes, licks his lips, and says, "Oops."

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...Ashras giggles, too. And ruffles Sadde's hair and attempts somewhat clumsily to hug him, while still giggling too hard to quite catch his breath.

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Sadde helps with the hugging by not being so, well, far away.

...he may be a bit messy. That's probably going to be a messy hug.
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Whatever. Who cares. There needs to be hugging. Ashras is overwhelmed with affection and delight.

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Eeee! Affection and delight and hugs, and maybe some head scritches because why not.

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Affection and delight and hugs and ooh, head scritches, those are nice. Yes. Many good things are happening here.

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Yes, so good!

Sadde looks down, then up again, and says, "I think I probably need a minute here."
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Ashras giggles some more.

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Sadde grins and starts taking his minute, resting his forehead on Ashras' shoulder.

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Ashras contributes giggly snuggles.

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Sadde's noises aren't giggles but they are nonetheless pleased noises. Until they stop, and now the both of them are somewhat messier than they were a minute ago.

...snuggles.
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Snuggles. Snuggles and scritches? And maybe an adoring smile or two.

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Scritches, yes!

"You're ridiculously adorable, has anyone ever told you that?"
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"I don't believe they have, no." Snuggle. Messy snuggle. ...Okay, the mess is beginning to lose its charm a bit.

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...Sadde might agree. "We should probably take a shower," he giggles.

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"Yes, that sounds like a plan."

...but also, snuggles. And kisses.
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Kisses!

...which are also kind of messy. Messy in a way that Sadde might find slightly interesting even in light of recent events.
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That's, yeah, that's a thing. Ashras is not completely sure what he thinks of this thing, but he is completely sure that he adores kissing Sadde.

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Well, the last time he was unsure of a thing doing a bit more of the thing helped. Does it help this time?

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Hmm... ... ... ...yes it does. Kisses are great.

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Eee! Kisses are so great! They can also messily kiss on their way to Sadde's bathroom.

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Yes, that. Good plan. Lots of kisses. Kisses are an important component of this plan.

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They are the most important component, Sadde isn't sure he'd be going with the rest of the plan without them. So they get under the shower head and now there's a shower.

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A shower and kisses.

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Kisses! Kisses and a slowly renewing interest though Sadde isn't really planning on doing anything about that because he's pretty content with kisses.

"I somehow think you probably weren't expecting this when you invited me out," he manages at some point.
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"I was expecting we would do more actual weapons testing and less... this, yeah," he says, waving vaguely in the direction of Sadde's bed. "But I'm hardly disappointed. And next time I won't be so surprised by my reaction and might actually be able to get some work done before I become overwhelmingly tempted to drag you home and," vague bedward gesture again.

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"Technically I'm the one who dragged you home. Well. Flew you home."

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"Only because you're the one who can fly. Wait'll I get my wings."

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"I'm sure you'll look very dashing with them."

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"And much more capable of dragging you home."

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"Yes, that's definitely a perk."

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Ashras laughs and hugs him.

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Eeee hugs! Sadde is feeling very huggy and appreciated and appreciative at the moment.

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Ashras appreciates Sadde a lot. Ashras appreciates Sadde so much.

"We're going to save the world together," he says, giggling.
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"We are," he agrees, giggling too.

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Hugs! Kisses!

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So many of those.

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Well they're going to save the world. It is only proper that they should be very excited about it.

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Sadde's been pretty sure he was going to save the world for a while, so it's totally not news to him, but he can't blame Ashras for being excited about it (and sharing that excitement with him).

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And having Ashras around does make saving the world even more likely...

But anyway, getting back to the subject at hand: Kisses. Hugs. Giggly excited affection in general.
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Sadde is about melting with the cuteness, and there are a lots of hugs and kisses and affection and head scritches.

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Delightful!

Okay, they have pretty much managed to de-mess by now, the next step is probably to get out of the shower...

...did you know: when Ashras dries off his tail, it becomes very puffy? Such fluff.
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"Oh my god," he says when he sees that, and immediately starts petting the fluff.

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Ashras giggles.

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He rubs the tip of the tail against his cheek, smiling. "You are the most adorable thing."

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"It's really weird being the only Aluvai on the planet, but I can't argue with the results," he says, laughing.

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"I mean do Ceirene not find these tails incredibly charming? Look at it! It's gotten all fluffy!"

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"No, Ceirene do not usually find tails incredibly charming."

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"Ceirene are wrong," he declares.

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"You're incredibly charming," says Ashras. He decides that someone as charming as Sadde ought to be kissed. Like so.

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That is a great way to be kissed! Sadde hugs the cute naked boy and now they're on his bed again probably.

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Goodness, yes they are. They should snuggle in it.

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They totally should!

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And they do. And it's great. And Ashras's tail is fluffy. (His hair kind of does the same thing a bit, but it's longer than his fur and therefore settles down much faster. Hardly fluffy at all, in comparison.)

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That's alright, he'll get head scritches anyway. And tail pets. And snuggles. And kisses.

(And Sadde is closer to the stereotypical teenage boy than the average teenage boy.)
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Head scritches and tail pets and snuggles and kisses are all such excellent things! Sadde is also a pretty excellent thing. Ashras appreciates him very much. He is huggable and kissable and adorable. And they're going to save the world together.

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They so are! "I'm curious about a thing..."

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"Hm?"

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"Is the tail ever used for anything relating to...?"

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...He blushes.

"I mean, some people will try anything, I'm sure, but, ah... a lot of the things people without tails tend to joke about just sound really uncomfortable to me..."
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"I'm definitely one of the people who will try anything, modulo my partner's comfort levels."

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"I'm... maybe less adventurous than that," says Ashras.

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He plants a kiss on Ashras' nose. "So you'll tell me what you want to try and we'll go from there, I suppose. Or I can make suggestions and you'll yea or nay them, as the case may be."

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"I admit to being a little curious what your suggestions are..."

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He laughs, then his eyes trail Ashras' body like he's a morsel of some particularly tasty treat. "I have enough of them to last a few dates, even if we put some of them in practice right now."

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Ashras giggles. "Well, then, let's hear one."

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"Hmmm, how deep should I go?"

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"You can suggest whatever you feel like, I won't run away."

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He laughs. "I'd rather give suggestions that might actually happen, like, say, the natural continuation of our previous activities. If we don't use anything that's not currently in this room, there are ways to integrate the tail that are similar to that."

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Ashras contemplates some mental images, then says, "You might have to clarify a little..."

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"Which part?"

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"I'm just not seeing any obvious ideas here that don't end in unpleasant things happening to my fur."

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"Oh, well, I don't have a tail, I have no idea what it feels like so your word is the last here."

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Well now Ashras is distracted.

"...Could you have a tail, I wonder? You can change your shape one way already..."
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"I could have an imaginary tail? It wouldn't really feel the same, I don't think, and I'm not sure at all I can expect to have a tail on the same deep visceral level I expect to be a girl or a boy."

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"Huh. I suppose that makes sense... well, sort of. I couldn't expect myself to be a girl or expect myself to be Ceirene, so it's about equally mysterious to me whether you can do both of those things or just one of them."

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"I could try, I guess."

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"Why not," says Ashras.

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He does!

It does not work.
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"Oh well. You are perfectly cute even without a tail."

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"So do you want to go ahead to the natural continuation of things?"

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"I might," he says. "We're going to save the world together, it's very exciting."

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"Wow, when we do save the world we'll probably have sex for three days straight," he giggles, reaching down with a somewhat targeted wandering hand.

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"Only three?"

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"You're making me anticipate that moment even more than I already am," he says, and his other hand reaches around Ashras' body to a specific place and squeezes.

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"We're going to save the world," Ashras says happily. This seems like a good reason to kiss Sadde, so he does that.

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The squeezing hand reaches behind Ashras' head, fingers intertwining with hair as he returns the kiss, having some fun with the fangs. As for his other hand? That one's a bit busy.

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Kissing Sadde is a very rewarding activity! What an excellent and kissable person Sadde is.

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What a delightful and tasty person Ashras is! Sadde reaches behind himself, blindly feeling around his bedside table for something with his hand while not stopping the whole kissing thing going on to really pay full attention to that.

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Reasonable. Kissing is important. Ashras likewise is mostly paying attention to kisses.

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Eventually he finds what he's looking for in the drawer, and shows it to Ashras, stopping the kissing to raise an eyebrow and gauge his reaction.

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Ashras... may need more explanation than that, what with being from another planet and all.

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Sadde giggles and starts with, "This is a condom," waiting to see whether he'd heard of it.

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Oh well. "This is a little rubber sheath meant to be worn by one of us..." He looks down to indicate, then looks up and smirks. "For protection."

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"If I'd known we were going to end up getting so distracted from weapons testing, I would've done research beforehand and would probably know what you're talking about," says Ashras.

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He laughs, and opens one of the packets to show what it looks like. "You put this on your," meaningful look, "when you are going to use it with someone else in order to avoid undesirable outcomes of this kind of contact."

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"...Clever," says Ashras. "Okay."

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"I will assume this is a 'yes' to my unspoken question?"

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"I'm pretty sure it is," says Ashras. "But not having heard the question, it's hard to say."

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"Well, perhaps the question could be more usefully phrased as 'which of us should put one of these on?' as opposed to a yes-or-no question."

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Ashras considers the respective implied scenarios, and then says, "Probably me."

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"Seems reasonable."

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So he grabs a new one because the first one is all stretched out for the demonstration, and if this pause in their relevant activities has caused Ashras' interest to wane, oh, well, Sadde is sure he can think of a thing or two he can do to renew it.

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It hasn't waned much. Sadde is just such an interesting person.

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That's good! So Sadde makes sure Ashras is as interested as he can be, and then gives a practical demonstration on how to work this arcane Earthly artefact.

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The arcane Earthy artefact... sure is something. But okay, it seems pretty straightforward. Consider Ashras educated on the subject.

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There is a certain other Earthly product that should probably also be used to facilitate these matters, and Sadde will also demonstrate how to use it after fishing its container from his bedside table's drawer. My, he's so prepared.

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Well, this one is at least a concept Ashras has encountered before, so the explanation goes a bit more smoothly. Appropriately enough.

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That's reassuring! So after Sadde has managed to appropriately smooth everything up, he decides he would like to see Ashras' face, so he pins him to the bed, sitting on Ashras' stomach with his legs to either side of him, pinning his arms (not very much) and leaning forward to kiss him.

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That's... interesting.

Sadde can have giggly kisses.
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Is it.

How about when Sadde reaches behind himself, getting back some so that he can give Ashras'... interest... a preview?
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Less giggly. More - interested.

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Well, then. Perhaps Sadde could then position himself just so and then lower himself...

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This was such a good idea.

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Sadde's nonverbal yet somehow very expressive and nuanced noises seem to indicate a general feeling of agreement with this sentiment.

And then there's—movement.
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This was such a good idea.

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Sadde has those!

Also, given their relative positions, they might end up needing another shower after.
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Ashras is learning so much about the importance of good planning today! But whatever. It's totally fine. He doesn't care if they need another shower. It will be worth it.

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Yes. Sadde also feels terribly smug about causing such strong unexpected feelings. Look at him, smugly squeezing—yeah.

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Sadde is so great. Ashras is extremely enthusiastic about Sadde and his cute face and his great ideas and his general delightfulness.

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Sadde leans forward again to kiss Ashras, because there's absolutely no reason why he should be only doing one thing at a time.

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Kisses! Kisses are also great. Many things are great today.

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Mmhm, they are! Though they make relevant kinds of motion somewhat awkward, so soon they have to end so other things can continue. And of course, Sadde has to keep his own interest from waning.

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Bah, why must logistics get in the way of kisses.

Oh well. Other things are good too. Ashras is liking these other things very much.
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Sadde reassures him that his supply of kisses is not a finite resource.

(Well. He may try to reassure him, but the myriad involuntary noises he's making possibly make communication hard.)
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It is okay. Sadde's involuntary noises are great too.

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Yes!

...and if those noises are anything to go by, something interesting is imminent.
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Interest is rather the point here, is it not?

(Sadde is so great and they are going to save the world together...)
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With explosions!

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Yes. Those.

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Ttthhhhhooooose yes mmhm Sadde is completely coherent right now for sure no question

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Sadde is amazing is what he is. And interesting. And - explosive.

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nnnnggggghhhhhhh

He may have flopped on Ashras a little. And is possibly kissing whatever spot of skin his lips have landed closest to.
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Flopsome snuggly randomly targeted kisses are totally fine by Ashras. Witness how fine he is. He is totally fine.

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Yes. Fine is definitely a thing Sadde is right now. And if he squirms and moves a bit, something else will be free to flop, and he himself will be free to snuggle. Messy snuggle, again, but oh god who the hell cares.

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Messy snuggles are fully acceptable at this point in time.

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Good! How about snuggly kisses?

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Yes, those too.

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Soooo maaaany!

Man, interesting explosions are exhausting.
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But tired cozy snuggly kisses are nice.

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They very much are. Now the noises are contentment and happiness and appreciation and kisses and head scritches and nuzzling and maybe some of those aren't noises after all.

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Ashras sighs happily. Which is a noise, so there.

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Happy sighs abound.

"Mm you know, if we're gonna actually fall asleep snuggling, it might be best to have another shower," he says into Ashras' skin.
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"We planned this date so badly at every level," giggles Ashras. "We're going to need to get better at that if we're serious about saving the world." He ruffles Sadde's hair.

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Sadde makes a noise that could possibly be called the human equivalent of a purr. "To be fair, I was kinda hoping something like this would happen after the explosions, but my expectations have been exceeded."

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"I was expecting some kissing after the explosions. I was not expecting what actually happened."

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He giggles. "I am feeling very happy and smug about this," he voices his earlier thoughts.

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Ashras laughs. "You're very cute."

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"It's very good for the ego when a cute boy calls you cute," he says, grinning. "So thank you."

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Giggle. Hug.

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Huuuug!





"...so, about that shower."
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"...yeah."

Definitely time for that shower.
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Mmhm. The sticky mess is, as has been remarked, only charming for a while, and hugs tend to highlight that fact.

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So: shower.

Showers are compatible with hugs and kisses, though, so that's fine.
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Yup! Those things will happen, with occasional pauses for soaping each other up (at some point Sadde kneels to make sure Ashras is thoroughly clean and plants a kiss somewhere).

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Ashras giggles.

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And then they are squeaky clean (again) with no plans of needing another shower (tonight).

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"...Should I go home before we get carried away again?" laughs Ashras.

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He grins. "I am quite certain I won't, I'm dead tired. And I would not object to your sleeping here, but I understand if the not-needing-eight-hours thing or the this-is-our-second-date thing or other unmentioned things are dealbreakers. I did buy a queen-sized air mattress the other day, though, so if your only objections are getting carried away and sleeping space..."

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"I could sleep here," he says. "I mean, assuming you don't mind if I get up in the middle of the night and leave."

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"I don't, as I'll be by assumption asleep and not in any state to object," he laughs. "Falling asleep with you is likely one of the better ways of falling asleep."

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"Okay then."

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So Sadde finds the uninflated inflatable mattress in his closet and conjures a thing to inflate it and the thing inflates it and now it is inflated. He grabs his pillow, grabs another for Ashras, flops down onto the mattress, bouncing a little (because: inflatable mattress), and then pats the space in front of himself.

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Ashras curls up next to him in a snuggly fashion.

A curled-up Ashras is pretty damn small.
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"And here I was, thinking you couldn't be cuter, and then you go ahead and prove me wrong."

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He giggles.

(For a brief moment when the light catches them just right, his eyes flash a shimmering green instead of their normal pale silvery grey.)
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"...that was creepy. The eye thing. Also cute. Also hot." Pause. "I have not revised my estimate of how likely I am to get carried away tonight, but still." Snuggle!

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Snicker.

"If you keep saying that I'm going to be tempted to take it as a challenge."
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"...on the one hand I'm dead on my fee—butt. On the other, I am very much the stereotypical teenage boy."

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"So should I be going to sleep, or trying to seduce you?"

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"Nnnggghhh seduce me, let's go with that."
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"Okay."

Kisses seem like a good place to start. And Ashras has noticed Sadde is fond of his fangs.
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He is.

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In that case: kisses. Slightly sharp kisses.

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Those are very nice.

Also: bouncy kisses. Because inflatable mattress.
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The bouncing kind of makes it difficult to continue with the kisses! Sharpness and bounciness do not combine well!

Right, this probably won't work, but Ashras can at least try sitting on top of Sadde and pinning him down. He is small and light, but pretty strong. It might at least get Sadde to sit still enough that Ashras can kiss him some more without worrying about accidentally hurting him.
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Sadde... kinda disagrees with Ashras' assessment on how well sharpness and bounciness combine. Accidentally getting hurt is part of the thrill, kinda. Not that being kinda-pinned down by Ashras isn't thrilling on its own. Sadde looks up at him with a tired grin.

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Ashras grins and kisses him again. (They're going to save the world.) He's willing to get very nibbly when he doesn't expect it to end in someone bleeding.

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Fffiiiiiineeeeee, no bleeding. Just sharp kisses, and tired happy noises muffled by them.

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Yes. Good. Correct.

And, hmm, kisses can be applied to varying locations, can't they? Like the jaw, or the side of the neck... Ashras is in an experimental mood. He would like to find out what effects he can have on Sadde.
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The effects are: noises, shudders, squirming (especially if he's still pinned down), and some interest.

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Success! Also, nibbling on a pinned-down Sadde is really fun.

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Mmm, Sadde's bound to agree.

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It would not be nearly so much fun if Sadde didn't seem to like it so much.

Mm. Tasty nibbleable Sadde.
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Eeeee sharp nibbling Ashras!

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He gets more adventurous as he goes on. Like, biting. He could try biting. Not biting very hard or anything, but definitely more aggressive than a nibble. How does that work out?

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Sadde may squirm and struggle a bit against Ashras but the noises he's generating are definitely pleased noises.

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Okay. He can work with that. More biting seems like the way to go here.

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Mmhm, it is, it very much is, and Sadde has school in the morning but he really doesn't care at the moment.

(Though he is noticeably kinda sleepy.)
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And, hmm, okay, wandering hands, those are also a thing. That can wander to various places. The claws present certain logistical difficulties but, you know, Ashras has already had plenty of opportunity to figure out a solution to this problem. One finds ways to manage.

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Well, yes, Sadde's enjoyment of sharpness only goes so far, and definitely not that far, so he's quite glad Ashras has already figured out how to deal with it. Look how glad he is, he's making such interesting noises!

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Ooh, those are interesting noises. Very interesting noises indeed. Ashras is utterly delighted by them.

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Good! Sadde is delighted by Ashras' hands.

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Good. That is what is supposed to happen. Ashras is glad he is succeeding in delighting Sadde.

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Say, is Ashras by any chance trying to use those delightful hands to make Sadde need another shower?

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Yep. Why, is it working?

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Mmmmaybe. Maybe Sadde would like Ashras to continue doing that while kisses. Can Ashras do that while kisses?

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Hmm... yes! Yes he can.

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Eeee kisses! Sharp kisses with an adorable hot boy with whom Sadde is going to save the world and then there'll be more makeouts and so much more things like that delightful hand and nnnnnnnnggghhhhhh ffffuuuuuck-

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Success.

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"Three times in one night is a personal record," he comments, a bit out of breath.

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Ashras giggles. "Congratulations? Or possibly you're welcome."

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He ponders. "Both? Both sounds good."

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Ashras kisses him. "I think you might need another shower," he says, giggling.

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"And just whose fault is that?"

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"Mine," he says, smugly.

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"You sound so proud."

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"I am proud. And you are messy."

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...well now Sadde will have to fix that. He suddenly twists their bodies so that he's on top of Ashras again, then kisses him and rubs his body against his. "You were saying?"

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...He cackles. "Ugh! You!"

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"Why, yes, me indeed!"

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"What'd you go and do that for!"

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"Maybe because I really like seeing you naked and wet from up close."

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"You're going to have difficulty appreciating it if you fall asleep in the middle of our third shower tonight," snorts Ashras.

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"Third and last!" he says, laughing and getting up, offering Ashras a hand.

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"You say that now." He accepts the help, gets up, and gives Sadde another kiss. "Then we're going to be in bed and you're going to challenge me to seduce you again, because neither of us has any self-control."

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"What we lack in self-control, I have in exhaustion," he says, going back to the bathroom. "I think the next time you try to seduce me it's possible I'll end up falling asleep in the middle of it."

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"See, there you go again, challenging me to seduce you."

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He laughs, and pulls Ashras into the shower, and turns it on, and hugs him.

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Ashras sighs and rolls his eyes and smiles and hugs back.

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"What?"

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"I'm annoyed with you for making me need yet another shower. But I like you anyway."

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"Yes, that's an operational risk of having sex."

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"It didn't need to be, this time!"

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"Fine, if you object that strongly, I won't get you any messier than you need to be, next time."

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"Thank you." Kiss.

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Sleepy wet kiss!

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Sleepy wet kiss. And a quick shower, yes? Hopefully? Why are there so many showers. This is too many showers. This evening has been a trainwreck of poor planning from start to finish.

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It kinda has, but Sadde is both too sleepy and afterglowy to complain. However, yes, quick shower, just enough to clean up the extra mess (which was, due to constraints of biology, a smaller mess than either of the previous times).

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And then they can dry off and go back to bed and curl up and snuggle.

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Mmm yes, that is definitely a thing they can do.

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Snuggles are good. Snuggle snuggle.

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Snuggle snuggle...

sn...

s...

szz...

zzzzzzzzzzz
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Cozy.

Ashras naps. Actually he sleeps for a really long time by his usual standards. This still ends in him getting up in the middle of the night and leaving. (And then spending the next twelve hours on intensive study, taking another nap, and finalizing the design for the three-metal wand he had Sadde test, although he doesn't try to actually manufacture it because it's kind of the opposite of nonlethal and he doesn't want to get into a conversation about that with his superiors.)
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And Sadde wakes up after way too little sleep and late to school, and he cannot bring himself to have negative feelings about this thing.

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He gets an email in late afternoon, when Ashras is winding down today's weapons design session.
So that was fun, but I do actually want to do some weapons testing that doesn't immediately lead to sex. Thoughts?
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Well, I don't get absurdly turned on by explosions, and in spite of yesterday I'm fairly certain I actually do have enough self-control to do some more testing before succumbing to your evil temptations.
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It wasn't exactly the explosions... but uh, yes.
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How about you make a list of everything you want to test, and we only allow ourselves to be carried away after we've gone through it?
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Seems reasonable. All right. When are you next free to go out on the ocean and explode things?
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Thursday 6PM?
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Sounds good. See you then. I'll bring weapon plans and a testing schedule.
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Good! I'll bring the wine.

(I won't, minors can't drink.)
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The variety of things young adults are restricted from doing on this planet is a bit insane.
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Yes. But well, I don't think you and I need to be any more uninhibited than we already are. Or, well, I don't.
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You have a point there.
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I tend to have those. Of course, we actually did not go all-out yesterday.
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Hmm?
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There's more stuff to try, is what I mean. Even just in terms of what we can do unassisted.
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Unassisted as opposed to...? Should I be doing research?
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A part of me wants to wait to see what you'll end up finding if you do research, but another part is afraid unguided research might end up scaring you away from experimentation forever.
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You have so little faith in my courage, Sadde, what did I do to deserve this?
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Hmm, well when you put it like that. Go ahead and do research and then tell me about it. I am still just seventeen, though, and finding people as enthusiastic as I am about certain things is pretty hard so a lot of my knowledge is merely theoretical.

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And which things are you so enthusiastic about?
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Well, I'm interested in trying almost anything out, but if we're doing a priority list, bondage would definitely be up there.
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If you don't give me a priority list, how will I know what to research?
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That's fair. BDSM at the top, probably, though of course there are more general types of implements and toys that might be better to start with, like vibrators.
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That looks like a really broad category to be putting on top of the priority list.
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My interests are broad! I could get into details and specifics if you like.
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Please do.
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The email takes a while to come, until it does.

Let's see, being tied up and then letting your creativity rule is an appealing idea, blindfolds optional. Paddles, clamps, rings, beads, various types of vibrators, mmmmaybe some electro. Bossing me around, edging, I've thought about hypnosis. Leather is sexy though I guess not necessarily related, handcuffs and whips. I'm probably forgetting stuff. And that's assuming I'll be more submissive, which is not a given, I'm very switch.
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That's a more manageable research list...

...hypnosis, really?
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Yeah!
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Okay, I'm really curious about what the draw is on that one.
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In spite of the list I wouldn't quite say masochism is the whole of the story. It's more to do with the domination aspect? The power and control thing. So the draw is being under complete control of someone I trust.

Does that imply Sadde trusts Ashras? Maybe.

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I can sort of see that... and I'm flattered by the implications. Personally, hypnosis sounds terrifying from either end.
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I think we have enough to occupy ourselves with even without that.

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True.
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In any case, I anxiously await the results of your research efforts.
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I am learning so many things.

I guess I should clarify: when I say hypnosis is terrifying, I don't necessarily mean in a... bad way? It's not something I'm drawn to, but it's not inherently awful. It's just that to hypnotize someone seems like it would involve a lot of responsibility.
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Yeah, it would. And I'm used to other people not being drawn to the things I am.
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I'm not drawn to a lot of these things specifically but I'm very much drawn to the way you react when I bite you, for example.
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Oh well there will probably be a lot of variations of that reaction specific to each item on that list.
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I'm tempted to write a second testing schedule...
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Is that so.
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Although maybe you should write this one, since I know I'm not spending any of my Ward money on anything that's not strictly related to saving the world, so if we're going to have any... materials available, you'll be the one getting them.
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Way ahead of you.
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All right. I'll take care of saving the world, and you take care of our sex life. That seems fair.
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I would like to remind you of who will be in charge of actually producing your weapons.
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Yes, but I'm the one in charge of designing the weapons you'll be producing, which means it completely makes sense for me to organize the world-saving and you to organize the sex.
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I think we both should have a hand in organizing both things, especially because I am certainly not limiting myself to your weapons, especially when I'm out in costume without you! I'm thinking tinker guns. They look cool and sleek and fit my image.
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding your power, but it seems un-strategic for you to go out without a companion who knows what you're doing...?

Joking aside, I really don't mean to put myself permanently in charge of world-saving (or you permanently in charge of sex), but it does make sense to focus on my weapons first because they're easier to test. Using your conjured weapons to blow up your conjured targets, while very attractive, doesn't say much about your ability to blow up anything else; the thing about my weapons that makes them easy to test is that if I come up with a design that does staggering things to the ocean at pin size, we can expect it to inconvenience an Endbringer at cannon size.
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If I go out with a companion who expects me to be able to do something, they don't need to know why I'm able to do it. Also there are some intricacies about other people's expectations and how they interact with my power when they don't know what I can do yet.

As for the rest: yeah, you're right, and of course testing against my stuff is not terribly useful when I know what to expect. And your weapons are super useful, at some point you need to tell me a lot more about them and your magic and a lot of stuff we didn't get to talk about yet in either of our dates.
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Intricacies?

I have more trouble than I'd like when I try to explain magic weapons to people from Earth. If I'd known a world would depend on the precision of my weapons design knowledge, I would've paid more attention when I had the chance. As it is, I'm mostly going off vague memories and hunches - but with you to help, I don't need to waste valuable materials on testing those hunches.
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I don't really have the means of perfoming very delicate testing on this but there's something like a passive resistance that can be overcome, especially if I show up with something. I can't make something appear out of thin air if the other person is expecting me not to, but I can, say, take something from inside my bag that had previously not been there if they didn't see it, so if I show up with a weapon to a fight I expect people won't question it. That's the general gist of it, so even flying solo I'm not useless.

As for the magic: I cannot fathom this, how could you not want to understand how it worked and know all the details??? It's so cool!
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...Sadde, what happens if you pull a shiny gun out of your pocket and no one present but you knows what it does?

(Also: I understand a lot more about magic weapons than most people, but the minimum age at which you're allowed to go to military school is seventeen, so I was about to start learning a lot more. Do you have a similar excuse for not being an electrical engineer?)
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Um.

(And yes. Yes, I do. University usually starts when you're seventeen or eighteen.)
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There is a delay. Then:
I hope you appreciate the half an hour I just spent researching English swearing, only to find that, now that I have the capacity, I have calmed down enough that I don't quite want to call you a fucking idiot anymore.

But seriously, I hope you would have thought that through more carefully before actually pulling out a belief-dependent Tinker gun in front of an unprepared audience.
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I hope so, too
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Well, no harm ultimately done. And we can work on your strategy together.
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Yeah.
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We're going to save the world together. With cleverness and good planning.
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The message takes a few minutes to arrive.

Hopefully.
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Oh, believe me, we are going to save the world.
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We do need a plan.
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Certainly. And we can come up with one together. But I truly believe we can do this. (If I didn't, I wouldn't have found all those explosions nearly so attractive.)
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This message takes longer to arrive, too.

Glad to know that.
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Should I stop talking? You seem upset and I can't tell what's going on or how to help.
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I am upset because in spite of apparently being crap at plans I am somewhat imaginative and I'm thinking of all the ways I could have fucked up and also thinking of all the ways I haven't thought of that will cause me to fuck up.
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Ah. Yes, I think I can help with that.

You're not in this alone. Anybody can be crap at plans by themselves. You didn't fuck up, and if you're careful you won't fuck up, and I am here to help, because I want to save the world and I think you're my best chance to succeed, and because I like you. And I'm sorry I indirectly called you an idiot. You're not. Failing to think of everything in time is the human condition, and also why it's important to have friends.
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Yes, well, there's no reason for me to think just you will be enough!
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I'm sorry. I shouldn't have sent that.
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It's fine. I, too, wish I'd come here with a small army, or at minimum with both of my brothers. Both of my brothers and an artificing textbook, that would also have been nice.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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And I admit that part of the reason I believe I can save the world is because if I didn't, I wouldn't be so eager to try. But the other part is that I do honestly think we can do this. If I didn't think we could do this, I would be figuring out why and trying to solve it, but the solution to the problems I already know about just looks like 'talk it over before we try anything'.
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Well, there's also the problem that is the Simurgh.
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I am so thankful for the half hour of research which allows me to say: fuck the fucking Simurgh. We can leave her for last.
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Yes, quite.
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But once we take out the other two, maybe we can figure out how to do something about the Simurgh.
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Yeah. The problem is if she tries to help the others.
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Hard to plan for. We'll see how it goes once we have a better idea of our options.
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Everything with her will be hard to plan for. But yes.

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Maybe I should be saying this explicitly...

The problem with setting out to save the world is that you might instead die. I'm fine with that, but it's a decision I can only make for myself. I don't talk about it much because it's demoralizing to dwell on the consequences of failure, but if we're going to save the world together I should probably know your thoughts on the subject.
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That's a risk here whenever we go out in costume. I don't have a very high life expectancy and I've made peace with that. Leviathan kills one in four capes on a good day, Behemoth is worse. You don't become a cape if you're not prepared to die.
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All right.
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That said, I'm not exactly looking forward to it.
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Well, me neither. My family will be unhappy if I vanish into a strange world and then die trying to save it.
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What do you think your family's doing right now, about your whole having disappeared thing?
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Oh, probably dividing their time between trying to figure out where I went and composing the strongly worded letter in case it's someone's fault in particular.
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Strongly worded letter.
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Sorry, that reference probably makes more sense if you're Aluvai.

You see, in Aluvanna, if someone does something annoying like kidnap your child or murder your brother, you send them a message informing them that they have wronged you and seeking appropriate compensation (unharmed return of child, proof that the specific person who committed the murder was not working for So-and-so and has been dealt with, whatever). If they apologize and offer the agreed-upon compensation, all is well. If they prove they had nothing to do with it (and ideally help point you at the real source of your problem), you go bother the other person. If they offer you no help, no apology, and no compensation, you go to war.
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Oh. So your family would have to go to war with a giant snake. Should be easy enough to find.
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If it's just a giant snake, there's no point in attempting diplomacy. Unless the giant snake is a person.
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I wouldn't know, never having met one.
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They usually aren't, but then, they usually don't kidnap people to strange worlds.
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Your world still sounds really weird to me.
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Yes, well, I think much the same about yours.
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That's fair, I suppose. I probably prefer giant snakes to Endbringers, though.
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Reasonable.
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I should probably finish this essay. Sigh.
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And I have plenty of research to do.
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Yes, you do.
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Good luck with your essay.
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Thanks. Good luck with your research!
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Thanks!
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So Sadde returns to his essay. And then stops, goes to a certain online store, and orders a few more things, before returning to the essay once again.

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And Ashras composes his testing schedule and makes another spare stun wand and learns many things. So many things.

But before their next date, he has to go out on patrol.
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With Leap! Who's almost late but isn't. "Hi! Let's go get bored out of our minds while running around the city?"

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"Sounds good," says Sokoreth.

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So they go. Leap, as usual, uses a tiny bit of his power to have a spring in his step, so to speak. He's positively bouncy.

"How are your studies going?"
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"The usual. Today I learned about calculus and the fall of ancient Rome." And other things which he declines to mention.

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"So useful," he says in his not-quite-sarcastic deeply wise tone, nodding gravely.

(It's sarcasm.)
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"Math is useful for magic weapons design," says Ashras. "I'm already trying out a more efficient stun wand. Might be able to make the next one hollow. As for the fall of Rome, that's pure entertainment."

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Leap makes a face, though only half of it's visible. "You need calculus to use your power?"

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"Hey, I'm not asking you to do calculus."

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"I know but still. Bleagh. Glad that's not mine, I'd end up just not being a cape."

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"I mean, I don't have to use calculus. It just makes my life easier if I do."

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"How?" he wonders.

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"Magic weapon design is a kind of engineering. Magic weapon design with and without math is... sort of like the difference between a slingshot and a rifle. They both throw objects, but the one with more refined construction does a much better job of it."

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"Huh. Okay, if you say so. And I'm kinda jealous you get to test out."

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"I am deeply grateful not to have to sink hours of every day into the time-wasting institution called high school."

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"Mom says it's good for me or something," he snorts.

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"Sounds implausible."

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"You guys don't have school at all there where you're from?"

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"We sort of do. I was going to start at - I guess you'd say 'military school' - this year. But I never went to a formal school before that. Did all my learning on my own. As you can see, I've gotten pretty good at it."

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"Damn, I'm jealous."

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"Well, if I wasn't the sort of person who likes spending fourteen hours a day doing research, I'd probably be more worried about testing out of my educational requirements."

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"...fourteen?"

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He laughs.

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"Do you just study all day every day? Don't you, like, go out to relax or something?" he wonders.

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"Sometimes instead of studying I test weapons!" he says cheerfully.

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Leap stares, then shakes his head.

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Sokoreth giggles.

"I'll probably calm down about it once I feel like I've caught up."
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"With what?"

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"Things about this planet that people who were born here would already know!"

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"You've been here for a while and studied all the time, there can't be that much."

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"You'd be surprised."

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"What kind of stuff are you studying right now? Calculus and Rome don't count, that's school stuff."

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"They do count!"

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"They don't! They're not stuff you get just being from here, or you won't stop studying until you're Einstein or something."

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"And see, a week ago I would've said 'who's that?'. That's the sort of local knowledge I pick up indirectly by studying things like Rome and calculus."

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Snort. "How'd you get that from Rome and calculus?"

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"Some textbook happens to mention something and then I look up what it's talking about, and then I know who this Einstein person is and why he's supposed to be so smart."

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"Huh."

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"I'm sure if I really hated research I could find a way to do the same thing with less reading, but I don't, so here we are."

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"I guess," he says, dubiously. "If you like it so much why don't you go to school?"

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"Because if I go to school I have to learn on someone else's schedule. And spend entirely too much time sitting in a room being taught things I could be learning faster by myself."

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"Yeah, I guess."

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"Much better to just do everything myself."

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"My parents would love to have you as a son."

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"No they wouldn't."

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"Why not?"

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"Oh, I have, what's the word, authority issues."

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"What do you mean?"

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"I was one of those children who responds to every rule with either 'why?' or 'no!'."

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"Huh. Yeah I can see that."

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"And, as a separate issue, also one of those children who decides to go hunting for giant snakes when he's five and nearly gets eaten before his parents manage to rescue him."

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"I can also see that."
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"It's like you've met me."

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"What are giant snakes even like?"

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"Large. Serpentine. Mostly only a problem when they're hungry."

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"How giant are they exactly?"

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"Oh, bigger around than you are, forty to sixty feet long."

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"...yikes. And you went after one of those when you were five?"

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"I was a reckless child."

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"'Was'?"

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He snickers. "Do I strike you as that reckless now?"

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"Dunno, you're studying all the time." Pause. "Okay, point."

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"Yes."

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Leap shoots a blast from his feet, calculated to not destroy the asphalt while giving him quite a lot of bounce, and shoots up thirty feet into the sky before using the blasts to soften his landing. 'Cause where's the fun in having such a cool power if you can't stretch it sometimes?

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Sokoreth applauds.

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Leap takes a bow, and decides to be even more dramatic, running towards a wall then kicking it at an angle, then the wall of the building opposite that one, and he does that until he's all the way above the roofs.

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Applause! Cheering!

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The thing about leaping higher than the buildings around you is that it's quite noticeable. Other people might notice. Other people like, say, the hairy shirtless man wearing a metal sheet shaped like a wolf's face as a mask. Said shirtless man finds the street the two Wards are walking and runs towards them, jumping and feeling the blades and hooks explode from his core—

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...and Sokoreth pulls a stun wand and spins and fires, catching Hookwolf in midair and mid-transformation.

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Leap notices this as he's landing, and immediately calls it in: "Console, Hookwolf is here."

"Acknowledged," says Dauntless. "Sending reinforcements."

Hookwolf is not stunned, apparently, but shakes his head and looks somewhat dizzied. He snarls, and starts shifting again.
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In which case, judging the threat too high to take chances, Sokoreth puts the stun wand away and draws his force staff from its place on his back, aiming a blast at Hookwolf.

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Which hits him like a truck, cracking the asphalt. He gets up slowly and shakes his half-wolfy head, then finishes his transformation.

"Shiiit, is this the kind of thing you get with calculus?" Leap asks in awe.

Hookwolf, appropriately, starts bounding towards them again.
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Sokoreth doesn't answer Leap: he holds his ground for a moment, then catches Hookwolf midair again with a second force-blast that propels him backward a significant distance.

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A significant distance, and while he gets his bearings faster than a regular wolf would (after all, blades and hooks give one quite a bit of traction), that seems to annoy him even more. He tries going for Leap, zigzagging unpredictably to try to avoid Sokoreth's blast.

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Sokoreth laughs.

"Go high!" he calls to Leap, aiming repeated force blasts in Hookwolf's direction. One misses and more or less obliterates a streetlight; the next catches Hookwolf slightly off-center but still manages to slam him into a wall.
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And Leap does! And so does Hookwolf!

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And now Hookwolf is locked into a midair trajectory, which allows Sokoreth to take leisurely aim (well, if a quarter of a second is leisurely) and, with much greater precision, force-blast him into another wall.

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Hookwolf is almost liquid, the mess of sharp bits losing form on impact and regaining it once he is on the floor. Other than the sound produced by the whirring blades moving in a blur, he is utterly silent, trying to think of the best way to deal with these children.

He zigzags again, aiming for Sokoreth and trying to dodge Leap (who is hanging from a fire escape's ladder)'s blasts.

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Sokoreth stands his ground again. This is, in principle, a really stupid thing for Sokoreth to do, because if Hookwolf closes on him he could very easily die, but on a psychological level the point he is making is that he is supremely confident in his ability to keep Hookwolf at a safe distance using only his staff and it benefits him much more than Hookwolf if they keep going back and forth like this.

(He doesn't actually know that his reinforcements are closer by than Hookwolf's - but he likes the odds, given the apparently opportunistic nature of Hookwolf's attack and the fact that none of Hookwolf's allies are on the scene yet, nor has he noticeably called for them.)

Another on-target force blast sends Hookwolf sailing an impressive distance down the street.
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It's kinda impressive just how bouncy Hookwolf is in spite of the metal, before he turns into liquid again to absorb the rest of the impact and stop bouncing. He seems however to decide that he agrees with Sokoreth's assessment of the benefit of drawing this out, because after a momentary pause he starts beating a retreat.

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Sokoreth doesn't try to run him down. The point has been made.

He does keep his staff in his hands until he can neither hear nor see Hookwolf, though.
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Given how good his hearing is, that takes a bit, but it does happen.

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Yes, that's the point.

"Well, that was fun," he remarks, putting his staff away. "You all right?"
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Leap lets go and beams at Sokoreth. "Yeah! That was really cool."

And Dauntless chooses that moment to arrive, surveying the scene. "Hookwolf?" he asks.

"Oh man, you shoulda seen Sokoreth, Hookwolf was all like 'rawr' and Sokoreth went all 'nah' and blasted him in the face and he hit the wall, it was awesome!"

Dauntless looks at Sokoreth.
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"Broadly accurate," says Sokoreth. "Hookwolf attacked abruptly without obvious backup. Leap called it in. I had the means to keep Hookwolf at a distance but not to hurt him - I caught him with a stun bolt and it barely slowed him down. The obvious thing to do was show enough confidence to discourage him into a retreat, so I stood my ground and force-blasted him with my staff until he got fed up and left."

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"I see," Dauntless laughs, then taps the comm. "The threat has been dealt with, reinforcements no longer necessary. Hookwolf has escaped." Then to the Wards again: "Well, congratulations!"

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Sokoreth grins. "It was fun. One of these days people will learn to stop underestimating me and then I'll have to work to win my battles."

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"It'll happen," Dauntless agrees. "Once you get a rep. Today's stunt has probably helped speed that along, at least where the Empire's concerned."

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"So I'd better enjoy the lazy days while I can."

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Leap stares. "Ah. Yes. The lazy days. Where you spend fourteen hours studying."

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Sokoreth snickers.

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"Well, I'm going back to HQ to enjoy my own laziness," Dauntless says, grinning.

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"Have fun!"

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Off he goes.

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And Sokoreth continues patrolling with Leap.

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Patrol patrol. Less flashy bouncy antics.

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Reasonable.

Patrol patrol patrol. Idle chatter. No more villain attacks.
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On Thursday, Sadde is waiting for Ashras at their meeting place.
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Ashras waves as soon as he spots the familiar costume.

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They float over to him. "Hi."

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He hugs them and kisses their mask. "Hi. Let's go blow up some ocean."

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They giggle. "It's cute when you kiss my mask," they say, holding him and flying out, away from the shore.

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"You're cute. Your mask is cute." He kisses it again.

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They giggle again. "I'm glad you like it. You had me half-worried when I described it and you thought it was creepy."

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"It sounded unsettling! It is much less unsettling than it sounded."

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"It's not unsettling at all! It's whimsical and cute and I'll kick villain butt and they'll be all humiliated over being defeated by this."

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He giggles. "A fine aspiration."

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"Yup!"

So they fly and fly until they can barely see the shore, and oop there's a platform there.
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"I brought a lot of blueprints," says Ashras. "And charts. And a notebook to record my results. I apologize if it gets boring and I hope the explosions will be some consolation. First, I wanted to test if platinum actually does do freeze blasts - I'm pretty sure, but I didn't want to start ordering platinum without verifying it."

He shows Sadde the first blueprint, which specifies a small platinum wand with fairly simple engravings.
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And the mask is gone again once they're there and she pecks him on the lips once before handing him the wand. "I'm sure I won't get bored."

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"All right."

He aims the wand at the ocean. A smallish chunk of water freezes into ice.

"Oh good. Okay, now for the efficiency tests."

He has eight more platinum wand designs, all precisely the same size, with eight different engraving patterns. Each wand produces a particular size of ice chunk. It's reasonably easy to tell which one is the freeziest: it has double the power of the next best wand.
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She doesn't pay too much attention to the engravings because she's certain that will cause them to poof. Other than that, though, she watches the procedures with interest. "I wonder what it is that makes people from your planet be able to do this kind of thing."

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"I have no idea," he says. "Anyway, now that I know freeze works properly, I want to optimize some of my other designs..."

There follows a round of testing various engraving patterns for various wands. It's very hard to tell how efficient one stun wand is over another - Ashras can do it by sound, but he needs to go back and forth between different wands a lot to get a good sense of their relative merits - but he manages it, and tests force blasts and fireballs against the ice chunks produced by the freeze tests.

And eventually: "Right, that completes phase one. Now to begin phase two: finding out what I have to put together to cause the greatest possible destruction."

The blueprints for this phase are way more complex, involving various combinations of all the known metals, and they are all to be tested at pin or half-wand size - two inches and five inches respectively. Also, Ashras wants to be higher above the water again.
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Higher above the water they are! "These look really complex," she comments of the blueprints. "Are you gonna get super turned on again when they create huge explosions?"

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"Probably. I'll try to contain myself."

Testing!

...Some of these pins, particularly the ones including a large number of different metals, produce even bigger explosions than the wand from last time. The ice chunks from the first round of testing are completely obliterated early on.
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She giggles. "Should we go even farther from the shore? Are we gonna be visible as weird lights in the distance?"

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"...I think we should go farther out when we test these next few," he says.

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So Sadde takes them farther out, and creates the black wall thing between them and the shore just in case.

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And they test several more weapon designs. Enormous explosions ensue. Honestly, someone has probably noticed even with the black wall.

"...The unfortunate thing is, I can't make this one any smaller, the design is too complex," he says of the last one on the list. "Unfortunate because I have no idea what it's going to do. All the designs we've tried so far have been basically energetic or destructive in nature; adding platinum and silver adds components of freeze and stun, and I don't know what the result will be. But I want to find out, in case it's impressive enough to be worth trying on Endbringers. Uh, let's get a little higher, shall we?"
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Higher and farther! They're less than specks in the horizon. "So, how certain are you we won't create a tsunami and erase Brockton Bay from the map?"

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"Certain enough to try it. I did the math; a lot of my assumptions would have to be wrong before we'd create anything worse than an embarrassingly noticeable explosion. But, yeah, that's the sort of question it's good to make a habit of asking."

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"It's kinda hot that you have to do math to create your explosions, you know."

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"Is it? Good to know. Okay, make me this half-wand."

The half-wand in question is four inches long and contains components of every metal they've used: brass, steel, gold, bronze, copper, platinum, and silver. Ashras aims it at the ocean.

The beam is nearly invisible and nearly instantaneous, with a high-pitched vvwp sound that is immediately drowned out by the sound of what it does to the water. A hemisphere of ocean about twenty feet in diameter flash-freezes and explodes violently, sending ice fragments flying in every direction.

"...If we want to fire one of those at an Endbringer at cannon size, we'll have to evacuate the battlefield first," says Ashras.
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"It is! 'Cause you're smart. Smart is hot," she declares, then provides him with the half-wand.

And then—

"I don't think anyone will agree to that. Evacuating the battlefield."
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"...if we demonstrate the effect at half-wand, wand, half-staff, and staff size, they might change their minds," he says. "If not... well. Maybe it'll work all right at the smaller sizes. Or maybe I can work the engravings so the effect is more... contained, less actually explosive. Or design a different weapon with different components that has the more contained effect."

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"Does it have to be phallic objects?" she wonders.

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"Yes. It actually does. Flat cylinders work as shields, but getting them to an effect strength that's worth carrying one around is stupidly hard and I never studied it, so I don't plan on trying to reinvent the discipline from scratch."

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"I'm mostly wondering what happens if you try to use it on, like, actual stuff made of those materials. What are the engravings for? How do they work?"

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"Anything made of an appropriate metal and more phallic than a sphere has some effect as a magic weapon, but the farther they are from the right shape and especially the less symmetrical they are around the central axis, the weaker their effect. The sort of... neutral or generic version of any magic weapon is a wand-sized cylinder with flat ends and no engravings. From there, most possible changes make it worse at what it does, but some engraving patterns make it better, or change the exact nature of the effect. For example, you've done a light-pin with a very focused beam for me, but there are also versions that throw something more like a spotlight than a laser, except a solid gold half-wand makes for an awfully expensive flashlight so they're not very popular."

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"That's really weird! Why cylinders? Why those engravings? How did anyone even figure out those engravings were good as opposed to other engravings?"

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"I don't know why cylinders. You figure out the engravings by testing them, basically, but I have no idea who first started doing that systematically. I mean, when you have engravings that are any good at all, they light up when the weapon fires, so somebody might've decorated their staff and found that some decoration styles were prettier than others and wanted to know why..."

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"And how does the math work, there? What exactly do you calculate?"

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"The shape and placement of the engravings has... effects. I'd have a much more sensible explanation prepared if I'd been able to bring any materials with me, but as it is I'm making a lot of it up as I go along. For our next date I plan to draw up a huge variety of test designs for platinum half-wands, because it's really easy to test effect-shaping when you're firing freeze blasts at water, but unfortunately the shaping parameters don't work exactly the same way for any two metals."

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"That's just bizarre," she says, then she decides she thinks Ashras' face is really cute so she kisses it.

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He giggles and kisses back.

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"It's also really hot when you're competent," she comments.

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"Ooh. The other day Hookwolf attacked me and Leap on patrol and I drove him off with no casualties, is this an example of attractive competence?"

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Does the kissing answer the question?

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Yes. Yes it does.

"So," he says when kissing has come to a lull, "we've finished with today's magic weapons testing schedule."
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"Have we."

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"We have."

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"That's interesting. Whatever shall we do with all this free time?"

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"I think it was your job to come up with the answer to that question, but if I were to guess, I'd say it's probably going to involve going back to your place!"

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"Oh, I've been so busy I completely forgot to come up with something," she says, starting them back toward the city. "Perhaps your research has yielded something interesting?"

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"My research has yielded all kinds of information," says Ashras.

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"Has it. Would you like to share with the class?"

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"What am I meant to be sharing? I thought you knew all this stuff already."

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"Sure, but it was your homework, I can't tell you the answer!"

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"What?"

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"I think you lost me. What are we talking about?"

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"Oh, you don't go to school, right. So uh, at school they give you stuff to do at home to make sure you learned the thing, and that's called homework, and if the teacher just gives the student the answer then they can't really know that the student actually did it and learned the thing."

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"Aha. So, your actual purpose in wanting me to talk about my research is...? I'm assuming it's not to check whether I actually did it or not, because that would be silly."

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"Part of it is wanting to see you blush. Another is to figure out which things you found most or least interesting based on body language. Another is that talking about sex is, I find, a good way to get in the mood. And the last is that I expect hearing you talk about it will be terribly, terribly sexy."

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"If only I'd known, I would've been more organized about it. Well - my overall conclusion is that I'm not into particular things very much, but I like the concept of other people having particular things they're into, and being able to provide those things. ...One of my specific conclusions is that I am just fundamentally not submissive and shouldn't even try it."

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"I can deal," she says, grinning.

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"Oh, good."

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"Of course, this is a two person dance, so I'd love to know what you specifically would like us to do."

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"I did say I don't seem to like particular things very much for the particular things that they are. I think... it might be harder to see the appeal of some of this stuff in research format, and my preferences might become more obvious with some more concrete examples to go on. So isn't it convenient that you already have all sorts of specific interests? I like that you have specific interests. If you were as vague and confused as I am, this would be much more difficult."

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"I would rather say I have all the interests. But I didn't necessarily mean research stuff. There are all sorts of interests or curiosities you could have not in that area."

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"I don't know... nothing springs to mind, you know?"

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"Oh well, we'll have to experiment and discover, then, won't we?"

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"That sounds like fun."

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She grins and flying-kisses him.

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Flying kisses! Awesome!

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Yes! Such fantastic kisses!

She masks up once they near the shore again, so kisses must unfortunately pause, but they're resumed as soon as they arrive.
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Good. Kisses are important. Ashras has been holding in a lot of explosion-related enthusiasm this whole time and now there must be extremely kisses.

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Extremely kisses? Sadde is interested in those!

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Good! Because they're happening. A small amount of growling may be involved.

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...there are probably several things he could've done to make her more turned on, but right now she can't think of any on account of melting.

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Good to know. He totally wasn't doing it on purpose, but now that he's aware of the effect he can do it again.

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Yes. Yes that is good. One is reminded of a certain conversation regarding the word 'beast' on their first date.

Well. She is.
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"Experimental results include," he murmurs between kisses, "I really really like having that effect on you."

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She laughs. "I really, really like you having that effect on me," she says, leading them both to her bed.

Bye, shoes!
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Bye, shoes, indeed. And Ashras's coat, he doesn't need that right now. And you know what, he doesn't really need his shirt very much either. But he does need to be kissing Sadde, that's important.

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Oooh! Ashras shirtless is always a sight she enjoys. Well, in this case she's mostly feeling it with her hands 'cause kisses mustn't stop, even to admire his form.

And now her shirt is gone, too. Oops.
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How astonishing. No one could have predicted this outcome.

Oh, and there he goes again with the growling. The effect it has on her is just so delightful.
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She shivers and off goes the bra. It wouldn't do to keep him waiting would it?

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And now there is more skin to touch. Ashras approves. Touching Sadde is very important.

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And of course it feels very different to both parties, and the noises have changed as well!

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Well then. He will have to investigate the differences very thoroughly, won't he. For example, does this version of Sadde still like fanged kisses in various locations? He suspects that she does, but it's important to be sure!

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Yes! Yes she does. She does it a lot, and in fact certain areas are somewhat more sensitive and may cause even more reactions.

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Oh good. Fantastic. Delightful. What a delicious creature she is.

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What an amazing creature he is!

"So..."
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"Mm?"

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"I may have lied when I said I'd forgotten to plan."

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"I guessed as much," he says fondly.

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She giggles and kisses him, then pulls him onto her bed.

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Kisses! Bed! Bed is a good place for kisses.

"So are you going to tell me what your plans are or do they require the element of surprise?"
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"Well, they involve surprising me first." She offers him silk rope and a blindfold that were definitely not there a second before, smirking. "A challenge, if you're up for it?"

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"What is the nature of this challenge, exactly?"

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"Make me beg."

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"That sounds like fun."

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"The rules of the game are that if I come before you can make me beg, I win; if you make me beg, you win; and if neither happens, why are we even playing the game?" she giggles.

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Ashras grins.

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She grins, too, and lies back down on the bed. The blindfold and rope are gone, and then the former's covering her eyes, and the latter's tying her wrists to the bed.

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"Hmm," says Ashras thoughtfully. "Of course, the fact that those things continue to exist entirely at your whim does interfere with the premise a little, but I suppose we can ignore that..."

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She kisses him back, but giggles. "If I don't expect them to give, they won't, will they? But if that bothers you, second drawer of my bedside table," she says with a smirk.

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Well, now regardless of what he thinks of conjured implements he's going to check the second drawer of the bedside table just to see what's there.

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More silk rope and a couple of blindfolds, of course. They could be imaginary, maybe...

(They're not.)

"The bathroom has some stuff, too."
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"I might have to do an inventory," he says, briefly disbelieving in the contents of the bedside table just to check.

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"Do tell me what you think of them," she says, grinning. "That's not all but we shouldn't exhaust everything today."

The bathroom contains: a selection of toys. Five differently-shaped dildos, three vibrators, one plug.
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"I'm certainly not planning to exhaust everything today," says Ashras. "That doesn't mean I'm not curious about all my options."

But he returns to Sadde for the moment without any of the things.
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She is still tied up and blindfolded, smiling.

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Clearly he ought to kiss her, then.

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She is less surprised than she could be, but still not completely expecting it. She doesn't return the kiss any less for that, however.

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Kisses. Slightly fanged kisses.

To various locations.
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Various locations! There is shivering and also noises.

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Those are both good signs.

And he has claws, too. Sadde seems to like the claws. It is important to do things Sadde likes.
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More noises! Because Sadde does, she does like claws! Claws are so great. It is so great that Ashras comes with all these nice perks.

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He is so glad she likes his various features!

So, there's kisses. And claws. And biting. And all these things can be applied to the various currently exposed parts of Sadde. Ashras is getting pretty comfortable with the available combinations here. It may be time to try something new.

But while he's deciding what to try, he can continue doing the familiar things. After all, it would be terrible if Sadde got bored.
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It would! It'd also mean they both lost the game, which neither of them wants. It's a good thing he's doing such interesting things!

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Yes, yes it is.

So, hmm...

Well, for one thing, there would be more available kissable locations if Sadde were not wearing so many clothes. Ashras can fix that.
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She squirms a bit when he starts fixing that, trying to help him as much as she can. She's not wholly successful, since anticipation makes her more squirmy than she should strictly be.

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(He expects that her conjured ropes will continue holding her without getting in his way, because that is how conjured ropes ought to behave.)

There. Now there are more parts of Sadde to put his mouth and hands all over. Like her legs. He is fond of those. They're very biteable.
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Yes, that is a thing that they are! She is very glad he has discovered this fact.

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So very biteable. Also kissable. Many parts of Sadde are kissable. Sadde is an extremely kissable person.

...One might almost accuse Ashras of avoiding certain places, though...
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Yes, she has noticed this, and is becoming increasingly squirmy on account of this fact. She doesn't complain, though, and doesn't beg. Just makes many noises.

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Her noises are delightful and she is delightful. And kissable. Extremely kissable. Oh look, he's growling again.

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She is not only audibly but also visibly enjoying all of this!

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It's so nice to be appreciated!



So, about a certain previously-avoided kissable location...
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What abo—oooooOOOOOH!

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Ahem.

He was saying?
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He wasn't speaking at all, although, now that you mention it, it seems like a growl might be a positive addition to this situation.

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It does make her body twitch and her toes curl. In fact, her feet even start rubbing against his body, her big toes tracing circles on his skin while she clamps her mouth shut.

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Hmm... now seems like a good time to take a break and kiss other, less interesting locations for a while.

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What, no—Okay. Be cool. She squirms a bit and also due to body rubbing notices that he is still wearing pants and this is unacceptable except there's nothing she can do about this. Ungh! Unf. Mm. Mmmm. Kisses!

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If she is going to do this much squirming, he may have to sit on her.

...He's light enough that sitting on her doesn't help that much with keeping her in place, but perhaps it will serve as a suggestion. Also it makes it very convenient to pin her shoulders to the bed - that much he can do - and kiss her on the mouth, which he hasn't done in a while. Maybe there will even be a growl or two.
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She has exactly three thoughts about this:

1. Yes.

2. Yes.

3. Also yes.

(There is a fourth, which is too much clothing, but kisses and growling and moans and whimpers.)
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This is a good reaction, and Ashras approves very much.

He demonstrates his approval with more kisses and growling.
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Mmm yessss though he could do other things, couldn't he, she's naked and helpless and there is a beast-man growling on top of her and he's so chaste!

(She definitely does not get the hint that his pinning her down was supposed to reduce the squirming, though. Squirm squirm.)
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Hmm...

Well, he can go back to distributing bites to biteable locations. That was fun.
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Yes! Yes please continue doing that except she doesn't say that out loud because it could be interpreted as begging and she's not losing the game so soon, no, sir.

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Mm. So biteable. It is good how biteable she is.



He keeps getting near Interesting Locations, and then... not.
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Nnnnggghhhhhahhh! She struggles with her bonds, biting her lower lip and moaning, grabbing her bedsheets with her toes and making a mess out of them.

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"You know, I feel like you didn't plan this as well as you could have," Ashras observes. "What with you still being able to move your legs."

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She purses her lips. "There's a hint there somewhere."

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"Must I spell it out?"

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"Show, don't tell."

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"I don't know, I think there's something to be said for telling. Potentially."

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"Is there? My, I do wonder. Perhaps you could enlighten me."

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He laughs. And moves up to give her a kiss.

"Well," he says. "If I were to say: don't move...?"

He has a pretty good voice for this sort of thing, when he tries. A little tentative and self-conscious, but a respectable effort, particularly on his very first try.
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She stops moving, except for the involuntary shiver that runs down her whole body, and the more visible involuntary effects he seems to be having.

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"A promising start," says Ashras.

So, back to the biting then.
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Her noises are all the more expressive now that she's not allowed to express herself with movements. She can't help curling her toes, it's as involuntary as the noises, but otherwise does a very good job at controlling her movements.

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Then perhaps it is time to return to Interesting Locations with his kisses.

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Oh eys ys yeees it is dmf modst most definitely tiem tmie time for that, oh gonndess goodness!

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That is exactly the reaction he's looking for!

But: is she still succeeding at not moving? It is important that she succeed at not moving. It is her assigned task.
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Mmhm. She is. She is kinda succeeding. There is a definite nonzero amount of success! Like, if you squint a bit, and tilt your head to the side, she's totally one hundred percent not quite completely failing.

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That's... acceptable. For now.

However: when he stops...?
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"Oh god please Ashras—" she breathes.

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"I win," he says smugly.

And continues with what he was doing.
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And now she has lost, he might notice that she had been holding back in how she expressed her appreciation.

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Ooh. What fun.

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Yes! Now there are words, not all of which are coherent. Some of them are his name. Others may even be—gasp!—swear words!

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Oh, that is fun. Sadde is fun. Sadde is delightful. Sadde is going to be extensively rewarded for losing this game.

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Well now that she has lost, can she, like, put both feet on his back and sort of—it's kinda hard to describe, really, her back is arching and she doesn't quite scream but that's just because she knows her walls aren't thick enough to let her.

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She will not be reprimanded! When Ashras needs her to be more still than she is being, he can pin her down a little. And continue doing things.

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Oh god yes please continue doing the things, "You're amazing oh my god-"

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It is so very nice to be appreciated. It is very nice indeed to be appreciated this much. He is absolutely going to continue doing the things, with this sort of encouragement.

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Yes, she will keep encouraging him. Definitely. That—that is a good thing.

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Well, the result of her encouraging him is that he is encouraged. Very encouraged.

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"You know," she manages to say, after the second time he drives her to almost-screams, "I think I'm being selfish."

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He giggles. "Oh?"

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"Mmm, yes. You see, you won and I didn't even give you your reward."

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"I feel very rewarded already, to be honest. But go on."

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The blindfold and rope are gone, and she sits up, reaching down under Ashras' chin with her right index finger. "Well, for starters, I will need you to remove your pants to reward you."

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He laughs and hugs her. That just seems like the thing to do.

Then: "Okay." Away with the pants.
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She looks and purses her lips. "I think the underwear should go, too," she says, sliding her right hand down his chest, down down until it finds something interesting to hold on to.

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That can totally happen. Also snuggling up to Sadde. Snuggling up to Sadde is happening.

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Hmm, yes, snuggles!

(But she's still holding something, and given that they are now snuggling that something is quite close to something else. Sadde is maybe making use of this fact.)
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Sadde is so great. Why is she so great.

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There's no other way she knows how to be!

She continues making use of that fact, making sure his something is in contact with her something else, teasing him with it, and reaching with her other hand behind his head to pull him in to a kiss.
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Mmmmmmm yes kisses. Kisses are good.

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Yes! Yes they are! And now Sadde's left hand is reaching again for her bedside table's first drawer, because three times was only a record when she was a boy.

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Ooh.

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Ooh indeed.

Now, say, does Ashras think he has the gist of how the arcane Earthly artefact works, or should she demonstrate again?
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He understands the theory but the practice is a little hampered by the fact that he has claws. Perhaps she'd better help.

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Oh, yes, indeed, claws are a problem.

She should probably get closer to him in order to help. No such thing as being too careful, naturally, she needs to make sure she's doing everything right. And my, what a pretty sight that is. She kisses it.
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Ashras makes happy noises.

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Ooh, happy noises! She likes producing those.

Also that kiss has informed her that he's not only pretty, he's tasty. She puts the arcane artefact aside, it can wait a bit while she maybe gets a taste or two.
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Whyyyy is she so greeeeat.

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You know, occupational hazard of being her. When people are her, they tend to be great. Known medical fact.

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It's true. Ashras is definitely observing strong evidence that Sadde is great.

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Sadde will probably continue to be great until she notices she's having too much of an effect, and then she'll stop because she wants something else.

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Aww. Well. If she must.

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Well, she'd like to use her artefact, is what she'll do. And now it's properly positioned and she can focus on getting back to kissing his lips while one hand guides him to a place that didn't exist the last time they played this game.

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New and exciting places!

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Mmhm! And she positions herself just so, and now he's exploring new and exciting places to completely new and exciting depths!

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Exciting indeed. Sadde is so great.

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She is! And so is Ashras. So great. Such greatness.

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They can be great together.

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Yes! She can be great with him, he can be great in—er, with her, greatness all around.

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So much greatness.

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All of it! Moving greatness, rubbing greatness, and now actually screaming greatness.

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That is a lot of greatness.

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So much of it! She is very happy she asked Ashras out that day. It was a very good decision.

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Such a good decision. It has led to so many good things. They are going to save the world together. And, meanwhile, they are going to have immense amounts of fantastic sex.

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Yeees! Immense amounts of fantastic sex was definitely not on her plans but it's such a nice bonus.

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Something something explosions.

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Yesss those are great. She loves causing those. She feels slightly selfish again that he's only had one of those while she has had the equivalent of three already, but that's quite alright. She kisses him.

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Ashras is perfectly happy with this distribution of explosions. Look how perfectly happy he is. He is so perfectly happy. Mm, kisses.

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Well, she'll have to get his opinion... later. She thinks he's probably biased at the moment.

In the meantime: kisses!
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Kisses are so good and Sadde is so good. Lots of things are good right now.

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See also:

the source of his bias.
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Well. Yes.

So: kisses, snuggles, general pleasant coziness.
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Yup, all of those, naked, which makes everything like at least one point seven times better.

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This is true. Naked cuddles are great.

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Hmmmm, possibly even one point nine times better.

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Ashras has no opinion on the exact multipliers involved. He is too busy snuggling to do math.

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What blasphemy! There's no such thing as too busy to do math.

...

Maybe there is, experimental results are inconclusive, she should collect more data.
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Snuggling is important and deserves plenty of one's attention!

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Well yes, but does it deserve enough attention that you can't do math? Inquiring minds need to know. The only way to figure this out is to snuggle a lot and see if math happens.

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So far, there seems to be a whole lot of snuggling and not a ton of math going on.

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Yes, this is true. Math seems to be distinctly absent from the equation (snicker).

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...It's possible that someone should set up the bigger bed before they fall asleep in this one. Snuggles are cozy.

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Yeah. Yeah probably. "Should I set up the bigger bed before we fall asleep in this one? Also, should we take a shower?" Because in spite of arcane artefacts they have been doing some amount of exercise there.

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"Setting up the bigger bed sounds like a plan," he yawns. "I think I care much less about showers than you do."

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"I like going to bed feeling clean," she giggles, kissing his nose and getting up to grab the inflatable mattress.

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"Reasonable," he acknowledges, trailing after her to interfere in her important task with hugs.

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That's a nice interference! She does need to get the bed, though, so eventually it'll have to end.

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He will let her do that. Eventually.

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And when he does, she leaves the imaginary inflating apparatus to work, throws the bedsheets on it for when it's fully inflated, kisses Ashras, and goes to the bathroom.

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An all-around reasonable itinerary!

He's a little tired. Maybe he will curl up next to the bed. And believe in the inflating apparatus a lot.
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The inflating apparatus should be done by the time she's out of the shower.

"Do you maybe want to do that thing you're doing on the bed, with me?"
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Yawn. "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea."

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So the inflating thing is gone, the bed now has sheets and pillows on it, and they are now cuddling again.

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Cuddling! Excellent! Cuddling is so good.

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Mmhm! Sleepy Ashras cuddling, so good.

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Good and also sleepy. Mmm. Yep. Sleeping now.

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Awwwww. He's so cute when he's asleep. And also when not. Like, cute all the time. Much cuteness. Cuteness abounds.

His even breathing soon lulls her to sleep, too.
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zzzzzzzzz

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Huh.

Well, anyway. He acquires more education and reluctantly decides it wouldn't be an effective use of his time to learn ancient Greek and compiles his experimental results and reluctantly decides it wouldn't be an effective use of his time to create a font he can use to type familiar languages on the computer and emails Sadde at four-thirty in the morning to say You're delightful, when should we do this again? and wrestles with computer-assisted design software to come up with new blueprints to test for next time and wishes anyone else was awake at five o'clock and goes to sleep.
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Yeah, pretty much no one else is awake at five in the goshdarn AM. When Sadde wakes up, she checks her emails as part of her morning routine, and grins.

I don't have to work this Sunday.
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It's kind of annoying being the only person on the planet who sleeps like an Aluvai. But he'll survive. He's up again at about ten in the morning to respond.
Sounds good.
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She doesn't answer until after school.

We could do something different.
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Define 'different'?
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I mean, instead of power testing.
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I'm very enthusiastic about power testing, but not opposed to variation. Did you have something in mind?
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I'm not unenthusiastic about it. We could meet up in the morning and actually do multiple things! Like a movie, for instance.
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I favour this plan, with the understanding that doing things outdoors in the daytime is terrible and I may have to nap sometime in the middle of the day.
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Oh, right, it's terrible. I could give you an umbrella.
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I'm not sure how much an umbrella would help. But we could do things indoors during the day...
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Yes, that is a thing we could do. I have some movies on my laptop...
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Sounds like fun.
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Yup! It does. It's a date, then.
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Should I just show up at your place Sunday morning? When?
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Surprise me.
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How surprised do you want to be? Because I can restrict myself to what you consider a reasonable hour if you tell me when those are, but if you don't you're going to get a semi-random time between midnight and noon.
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As long as you don't expect me to actually get off the bed should you arrive while I'm on it, semi-random time between midnight and noon works!
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Fair enough...
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Of course I should probably find a way to get you a key for that to work.
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If you wake up far enough to conjure, that won't be too much of a problem.
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That's true, you could text me when you arrive if your semi-random time happens to be while I'm asleep.
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So that works out all right.
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Yup! What've you been up to today?
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So far today I have reluctantly decided not to waste my time on: learning ancient Greek, figuring out how to get a computer to type in my native alphabet, understanding string theory.
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You are the most adorable thing, have I told you that?
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You may have.
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Well, here I am, telling you that again. Ancient Greek, really?
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It looked fun!
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Well, given how fast you learned English when you are quite possibly the closest thing to an alien on Earth, I'd give you a month.
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The motivation isn't there, sadly. Very few people will be unable to speak to me unless I learn ancient Greek in particular. I might actually want to pick up a second Earth language someday, but it'd probably be something widely spoken. And I wouldn't be nearly as good at it unless I moved somewhere where hardly anyone speaks anything else. Which I don't want to do. Then how would we save the world together?
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Well, you got your priorities right. How did that even come up?
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Aristotle!
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Of course. What about string theory?
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Physics!
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Well, yes, but why were you researching physics in the first place and what were you researching that would lead you to want to consider studying a vague ill-defined theory of everything?
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I was researching physics as part of giving myself a comprehensive education, and something mentioned string theory and it looked cool.
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Well, it's kinda cool, until you look a bit into it and find out what a kludgy mess it actually is.
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Oh?
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There are enough free variables that you could basically invent any kind of physics there! It's pretty much this insert-your-own-physics mold, and the predictions we haven't verified are so ridiculously hard to that not verifying them isn't even actually that strong evidence against it.
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Why do you know this much about string theory?
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Because I'm a nerd and don't actually have a very good set of priorities!
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You're adorable.
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That is also a thing that I am.
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It's so true.
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:D

Well, now you know of another good reason not to study string theory, i.e. it's probably not true.
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Saying that only makes me more curious!
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Why?
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Because now I want to understand for myself exactly why it isn't true. But to do that I'd have to study it.
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There are a lot of theories that aren't true for the most varied of reasons! In fact most of them aren't true!
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And yet, none of the rest of them are being specifically waved in front of me at this time.
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Well, I'm happy you have your priorities right, then, otherwise we'd never get around to saving the world.
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I can learn about string theory after the world is saved.
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Yup! And who knows, maybe there'll be some insight there and we'll figure out the true theory of everything. Or maybe some tinker will.

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Won't that be fun.
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Maybe we can use that and get Professor Haywire's tech and modify it to open a portal to your not-an-Earth.

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Yeah. After we save the world. I'm not sure I want there to be a portal to Suranse while there are still Endbringers.
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That is a very good point, they've sort of been a fixture of my life since always but I understand not wanting them.
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And once there are no longer Endbringers, we can go save Suranse from the Enemy.
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The who now?
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Did I never mention those to you? Invaders from outside the planet trying to conquer everything.
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You didn't. I thought your problems were mostly in the form of monstrous wildlife.
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The monstrous wildlife is barely a problem at all. The best I can say for the Enemy is that maybe by the time they're dealt with, the Ceirene and Aluvai will be used to cooperation enough that no one starts trying to kill each other again.
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So... did aliens just up and invade your planet and started killing everyone?
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Pretty much, yes. About a hundred and fifty years ago now.
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Wow. That's horrible. Where do they come from? Like, ships? Portals? How do they fight? Can't you cut their access to supplies? We should bring tinker tech there.
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They have flying vehicles that can get around competently outside the planet's gravity, but we don't. So all we know is that they come from somewhere outside the range anyone has ever been able to fly to.
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And you can't take and reverse-engineer their vehicles?
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We have been trying. They have this unfortunate tendency to explode.
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Of course. That is quite unfortunate.
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Yeah.
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How large is your planet?
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Smaller than yours, but not by a lot. We have about the same amount of habitable land, but way less ocean and way, way less lava.
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Yes, I'd expect the lack of a core to mean less lava. So you have about the same number of people?
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Before the Enemy, about two billion. Nowadays, half that.
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Holy shit.
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The Enemy are bad news. We're handling them much better nowadays, but it still doesn't look good.
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Yeah, but still. Holy shit. 150 years ago we had less than 2bi people, and now... Holy shit.
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Yeah.

In an ideal world, the amount of available land in Suranse wouldn't even matter. I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, but winged ones get individual pocket universes when they get their wings, and the Spheres grow with age. If everyone got their wings, no one would ever starve or run out of room, and we'd all just be immortal forever with no problem. That's what I'd like to see.
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You did not mention this. Nor the immortal part. I am now about 50000% more interested in this fact.

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Really? I was nearly sure I'd mentioned the immortal part. Maybe I meant to and then forgot. Not literally immortal, but winged ones don't get old or sick and are substantially harder to kill than the wingless.
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Elaborate on 'harder to kill'?
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They don't get injured as easily, and they heal faster and more completely.
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This is ridiculously useful, I am now officially very jealous of your world. Kinda. The Enemy makes it hard to decide.
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If I'm very lucky, I'll be able to figure out what makes people able to get their wings and it will turn out to be possible to give it to Earth humans.
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That would be very useful! I'm also even more curious now about what counts as 'admirable' and how I can cheat at it if/when you do that.
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It really doesn't seem to be cheatable. But take heart, I'm sure saving the world counts.
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Well sure but since we're only finding you a way back after we save the world, I'll have to find something else to be amazing at.
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I hadn't considered whether it would work retroactively. My unsubstantiated feeling is that it would.
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Really? I won't question it, it's your magic.
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I might turn out to be wrong; that does happen sometimes with unsubstantiated feelings.
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One might even say it happens fairly often with those.
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Less frequently with mine than some people's.
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Is that so? Wouldn't that only mean that your unsubstantiated feelings are in fact more substantiated than you realize?
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Well, yes, but they're still unsubstantiated in the sense that I cannot in fact substantiate them.
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Not consciously.
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And therefore not communicatively. So I can't just say "I think it probably applies retroactively because of this evidence".
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You could say it's intuition instead of unsubstantiated feeling. There's a difference!
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And what's the difference?
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Intuition is often based on cues picked up subconsciously that are processed and then presented as ready conclusions that appear mysteriously!
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Which looks an awful lot like an unsubstantiated feeling until you turn out to be right.
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Sure but according to yourself you turn out to be right more often than other people.
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Evidence is a way of telling ahead of time that you're going to be right.
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Having been right often in previous similar situations is evidence.
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Have we really been arguing for nearly an hour about how much weight I should give to vague feelings I have about magic?
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It's an important topic about how much hope I should have that I'll be immortal and have pretty wings!
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Your wings would be very pretty, I bet.
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Is there a way to predict that?
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They often look like your ancestors', but not always, and you don't have any winged ancestors, so it is a complete mystery. I just have a lot of evidence that you're a very pretty person, and it's rare to see a set of wings be strikingly unattractive.
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What would even count? The options you gave sounded either cute or rad.
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Aluvai often have batlike wings, and Ceirene often have feathered wings, but the other way around isn't unheard-of. Aluvai usually have wings of darker colours. I suppose you aren't technically Ceirene, so who knows what you'll end up with.

My father's wings are very Aluvai, almost stereotypically so - dark brown bat wings with paler accents. My mother's are pretty definitively Ceirene - white and feathered. In terms of style, though, I think it's hard to beat the royal family of Aluvanna: solid black bat wings.
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Those all sound like really awesome wings to have! What's an ugly wing?
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I have seen a set of neon pink feathers in my time. I hope whoever had them was happy with their results.
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I would rock neon pink feathers.
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I don't doubt it, but when I think of you with wings I think of something that goes with your costume. White, sleek.
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The only type of wings I can really see going with my costume are some form of artificial glossy wings or something.

By the way: are the wings magically hideable or something? 'Cause otherwise bye bye secret identity. Not that I'd care much, what with being basically immortal.
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They can be dematerialized and rematerialized at will.

It's not that unusual to have wings in some strange shape or form. They'll be solid and strong and keep you in the air, and that's all that can be said for sure.
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Will I have to learn how to flap-flap them or do they just magically keep me afloat?
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They come with instructions, you might say. I've heard it can be disorienting to get your wings unexpectedly, not because you don't know how to fly, but because suddenly you do.
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That sounds a bit terrifying, they'll just be inserting knowledge into my brain?
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Is that very much more terrifying than attaching new limbs to your body?
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Yes! At least I know what wings do and how they relate to my body and like you said I can make them go away so that's even more reassuring. I can't inspect my own brain before and after and determine everything's alright!
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I can think of lots of subtly horrible ways that altering your biology this far could go bad, and you might not even be able to tell until hundreds of years had passed. But there have been people who've had their wings for hundreds of years, and they haven't noticeably developed any horrible problems of either a biological or a mental kind.
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Yeah but in hundreds of years I could just do a brain upload if my body's ducked up, whereas if the problem is with my actual brain...
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Ashras considers reminding Sadde that their parahuman power works by reading minds, then decides not to do that - at least not in the confrontational catastrophizing way that first sprang to mind - in case it causes an unfortunate feedback loop that ends in Sadde becoming the new Simurgh.
Well, sure, but my point is that neither thing has ever happened in all the long years of Suranse history.

Anyway, didn't I hear somewhere that parahuman powers involve a brain alteration too...? Seeing as you're going to save the world with yours, I assume you're not opposed to them.
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Parahumans have a part of the brain other people don't called Corona Pollentia, but as far as anyone's been able to determine we're born with it. There are some hypotheses that getting powers makes us more prone to conflict and that's why capes fight so much, but it's all pretty perfectly explainable by the fact that we suffer horrible trauma to even get the powers in the first place.
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Getting wings still seems like the better deal to me. Although I'm certainly glad parahuman powers exist, seeing as yours are going to be crucial to saving the world.

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Well, I'm not sure the world would even need saving if it weren't for the parahuman powers.
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Mine still would.
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Oh. Yeah. Good point.
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Although, do you really think the Endbringers are caused by parahumans somehow, or by whatever caused parahumans? I guess it's possible...
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Well, prior to Scion, everything was natural and followed nice laws of physics. Then Scion, superpowers bordering on the magical, and giant monsters. Hard to believe they're not all connected. Some religions think the powers were introduced because Endbringers were going to appear, in order to prepare to fight them, but I don't buy that.
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Yeah... I can see the appeal of the theory. Now I want to find out what's going on.
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You and everyone else. It's all a huge mystery.
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Well, maybe we'll find something. It seems like knowing where the Endbringers came from would be useful for world-saving purposes.
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Yes, especially because it was only Behemoth and Leviathan for like ten years before the Simurgh showed up, there may very well be others.
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Yeah.

If someone is making them on purpose...

I don't even know. I feel tempted to send them a strongly worded letter.
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I'd just kill them. I wouldn't even waste time monologuing or explaining how awful that was or trying to convert them to the side of light, just. Dead.
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A valid approach. The diplomacy-first thing is just really culturally ingrained, for me. If it turns out to be tactically impractical, given the stakes, I'm not saying no to assassination as an alternative.
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Just, even if the Endbringers stop right now the Simurgh has probably set enough in motion that we'll be feeling it for decades.
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On the other hand, if diplomacy somehow worked, imagine the power that created the Endbringers being turned to good and useful ends... I don't know. We don't know enough to predict what we'll do.
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They are 'the Enemy' here. If we converted them, there would be nothing left to fight. Well, that's not strictly true, threats like Sleeper still exist, but siccing an Endbringer on them is about as far from helpful as possible.
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Well, e.g. the Simurgh would make short work of my Enemy if she were going all-out instead of showing up to wreck a city every so often, but that's not quite what I meant.

I don't know if the Endbringers were created, or by whom, but the sort of thing that could make them must be immensely powerful and if they are capable of using that power for anything less destructive, and can be convinced to do it, that opens up a lot of possibilities. I'm daydreaming here, of course, there's no reason to think it could be that simple, but if it was... well, that's why diplomacy is important, or at least one of the reasons. Because a live friend is nearly always preferable to a dead enemy on both moral and practical grounds.
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Yes, but if those were ever my options I'd need to check pretty thoroughly that I'm not dreaming. The world isn't that nice.
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Effort and persistence can sometimes make the world nicer, I find.
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That was probably true before parahumans.
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And yet, my opinion is still that if the world is not a nice enough place, that's a sign I haven't been trying hard enough.
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Don't get me wrong, we are going to save the world, I just don't expect it to be much of a smooth progression of niceness following us around as much as a sudden relief of epic proportions and then the world continues to be crappy only slightly less. And then of course we continue. Having no hope of ever succeeding won't stop me.
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Whatever keeps you going, I guess. Personally if I didn't feel like I could make the world a nicer place by trying I'd have trouble ever getting out of bed.
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Hmm, I might not have been very clear on what I meant? It's not exactly that I can't make the world a better place, it's more like two things: 1. I expect the world to get crappier faster than I can make it nicer and 2. I've lived in a world that's been getting progressively worse since I was born, I don't have the luxury of letting myself believe otherwise lest it make me sloppy or content. It's too easy to convince myself I'm doing enough, a state of perpetual despair helps me stay grounded even if it's not justified.

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Ah. Yeah, I find despair highly anti-motivating. I keep myself going with the knowledge that the world may be a terrible place so far, but I have not yet put my best effort into changing that.
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Well, to each their own coping and motivational mechanism I suppose :P
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Yes.
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The following evening:

patrol patrol.
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Patrol patrol.

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Patrol patrol!

Sokoreth is trying to be serious this time; he can keep an ear up for trouble while goofing off a little, but it seems clear that not all of his teammates can.
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The way Echo moves on patrol is a combination of incredibly skilled parkour and using a grappling hook, swinging this way and that like a certain spider-themed superhero from 60s comics. In spite of not being a flier, she's actually much more mobile than Sokoreth, and can reasonably keep up with Lance when Lance's not trying very hard.

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Lance isn't in a particular hurry at the moment, but she does like to fly. Translucent green-gold plate mail covers her costume, and translucent green-gold wings sprout from her shoulders, allowing her to soar through the air above her teammates.

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After about ten seconds on the road, Sokoreth is beginning to get jealous.

"I want a grappling hook," he complains good-naturedly over comms.
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"Can you use one?" Leap asks over the comm.

"There are a lot of forms," Echo puts in.
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"I can learn! I'll fill out as many forms as it takes!"

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"I could try to teach you, then. It took a long time to get mine, I had to convince everyone I was much more effective with it."

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"I will be the best student you could dream of."

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She giggles. "If you learn that as fast as you learned how to speak English, I'm sure!"

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"I learn fast when highly motivated!"

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She giggles.

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"And the way you get around with that thing is highly motivating."

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"It's lots of fun! I was inspired by this old comics superhero—before there were actual superheroes those used to be a thing about fictional ones."

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"Well, now I'm intrigued."

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"Well, in the comics superheroes would get powers for like all these weird reasons, like this one was called spiderman and he got bit by a mutant spider that gave him super-agility and super-strength and super-senses and a bit of danger precognition, and he was also super smart so he made these super spider web shooters on his wrists which he activated like so, and they'd shoot spider webs which he'd use to swing from building to building."

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"Sounds like tremendous fun."

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"That's why I got this! He could also climb walls because his fingers had super sticky spider hairs or something, so I learned how to parkour and how to use the grappling hook and now I'm spider girl, but Branding didn't let me be spider girl so I'm just Echo."

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"I have no particular desire to be any sort of spider person, but I so want a grappling hook."

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"Yeah they're fun!"

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"I can tell!"

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She giggles, and grapples.

Whoosh!
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Patrol patrol.

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Miss Militia's voice is heard on the console: "Need backup on," and she gives an address, "Empire attacking the PRT truck transporting Cricket."

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"Damn," says Ashras. "And here I was hoping for a quiet night. Lance, carry me?"

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"Of course," says Lance. She swoops down to pick him up.

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"We're on our way," Echo says over the comm.

Whoosh!
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Lance keeps pace with Echo, but she and Sokoreth have the better vantage from which to spot the disturbance. What's going on?

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Hookwolf and Stormtiger are harassing a poor Miss Militia and Velocity. Miss Militia is failing to have much of an effect on Hookwolf, and Velocity is keeping Stormtiger from the back of the PRT van while simultaneously avoiding his air blade.

The back of the van is open, showing a foamed inside, presumably where Cricket is. And that spot seems to be the origin of the occasional really irritating noise that pulsates sometimes and only Ashras can really hear.
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"I hate that noise," he mutters, pulling a wand. He hasn't had time to come up with that many variants since the last testing session, but...

A thin, perfectly straight bolt of lightning flashes from the end of the bronze-and-copper wand and strikes Hookwolf. It makes a loud noise. If he's lucky maybe it'll annoy Cricket as much as her echolocation annoys him.
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If Cricket's annoyed, it doesn't show, probably because she's completely trapped by the containment foam that occupies the entire volume of the back of the PRT van. Hookwolf staggers and collapses before recoalescing into wolf form and looking for the source of the strike. Upon finding it he seems to decide he's tired of toying with Miss Militia, so he circles around the van so it's between him and Sokoreth and starts attacking the outside of it, ruining its shiny paint job.

Echo uses the grappling hook and some parkour and running along walls to reach the top of a building and look at what Sokoreth just shot at. "Sokoreth is engaging Hookwolf from a distance, I'll try to tranquilize Stormtiger, a sniper tranquilizing rifle would be useful," she says into the comm.
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"I think I need to stay high," says Sokoreth. "Lance, be my wings?"

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"With pleasure!"

She carries him toward the battle, maintaining a reasonable altitude and getting him into position to shoot at Hookwolf some more.
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He throws a couple of stun bolts at Stormtiger on his way past, but Lance is not the most stable firing platform in the world, so he can't get the kind of pinpoint aim he could deploy from a rooftop. Sacrificing the mobility wouldn't be worth it. Back to peppering Hookwolf with lightning rays.

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And Echo, in the meantime, has to rooftop-hop to find a good place to try to tranquilize Stormtiger from.

Hookwolf is hit by lightning sometimes, which doesn't cause him to melt again, but it does seem to hurt him pretty badly. He's still a mess of whirring blades, losing a bit of his form whenever he's hit and taking a fraction of a second longer to recover each time he's hit. He tries to move in such a way as to be covered by the van and dodge Sokoreth's rays, and continues attacking the side of the van until its interior is uncovered, and then he backs off. Miss Militia's attacks continue being ineffective, as anything strong enough to actually hurt him is likely to also kill him. Stormtiger's still being harassed by Velocity, so he releases his blade suddenly to push the heroes back, and then hides behind the van as well. He starts reforming his air blade and using it to slash at the foam, which doesn't stick to actual air as it would metal.
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Sokoreth finds working with Lance surprisingly seamless. He barely has to say a word when he wants her to maneuver. Still worse than having his own set of wings, but only just.

He focuses on throwing lightning rays at Hookwolf, because slowing Hookwolf down seems to be the only thing he can accomplish here that nobody else can. With the silver wand in his off hand he occasionally tosses a stun bolt at Stormtiger.
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Stormtiger's wearing a bulletproof vest, too, so Miss Militia can't get him, either. He counts on Hookwolf to warn him when Sokoreth shoots at him, even if the warning sometimes consists of having to actually push him out of the way. Velocity runs around them really fast, but before he can do a whole lot to either of them Hookwolf's sharpness keeps him away.

And Echo's still trying to find a good position to tranquilize them.

And then Cricket's been freed, and Stormtiger spins on his heels to do something—

—and his blade is in the way of one of Sokoreth's lightning rays—

BOOM.

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Sokoreth yelps and shuts his eyes, too late to avoid being temporarily blinded by the flash. "Fuck!"

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Lance goes for altitude. "What did you do?"

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"Lightning ray through compressed air. In retrospect, it's obvious that they wouldn't combine well."

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They didn't. Stormtiger's down, even if Cricket and Hookwolf aren't. Hookwolf looks left and right, being way too sharp to carry Stormtiger, while Cricket's way too small.

But a strange mist comes from an alley over there...

"Fog's here," Miss Militia says over her comm. "Either we get them now or we retreat, he can corrode living tissue and Night's usually with him."
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...Sokoreth makes a calculation.

"Drop me on a roof," he says to Lance, barraging Hookwolf and Cricket with further lightning rays and stun bolts.
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"Your wish is my command," she says, swooping. In fact she takes him quite literally and drops him on a trajectory that will end with him on a rooftop, then folds her wings and dives toward Cricket and Stormtiger, keeping out of Sokoreth's line of fire.

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Which might have worked if it weren't for the blast of kinetically charged light ramming her onto the ground.

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For fuck's sake!

Sokoreth spins around, draws his force staff, and blasts Purity.
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Lance's armour cracks on impact with the ground. She dismisses and refreshes it, spending a mere fraction of a second unprotected before she flares with golden light and a new suit of plate mail forms around her.

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That fraction of a second is quite enough for Hookwolf and Cricket to see that Lance happens to be an Acceptable Target.

In other news, Purity doesn't actually have very strong defenses that could help her deal with a force staff blast. She tries to dodge, but the nigh-invisible sphere of physics-defying whatever-the-hell-it-is hits her with enough force that she—

—falls—

(And Fog continues advancing.)

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Well, Lance is now in a bad position to try to pick up and carry off Stormtiger or Cricket...

...but Purity is a different matter. She launches herself off the ground and heads for the falling villain at maximum speed, catching her well before she nears the rooftops.
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And given that Purity's "mask" is merely her own power shining enough to cover her features, now that she's unconscious (and pretty badly hurt) her secret identity's busted. Oops. No one needs to know.

Fog finally encircles Stormtiger, Hookwolf, and Cricket, not actually covering them but just surrounding them. Miss Militia calls this in, and Chevalier tells the heroes not to engage unless the Empire becomes hostile.

...which they might, given that Purity is now unconscious in Lance's arms.
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Purity is unconscious in Lance's arms high above the ground, with no other fliers present. This seems tactically relevant.

"Personally I think we should all just leave," says Sokoreth. "Or at any rate Lance should just leave." Of course, he says this as one of the ones who's going to have the most trouble leaving, being a non-flier stranded on a rooftop with no damn grappling hook and Fog almost directly beneath him.
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And Echo did not manage to reach a good enough rooftop in time to actually tranquilize anyone and she's very frustrated and this is the story of her life.

"We can't leave while the Empire is still around, but Lance definitely can," Miss Militia says over the comm as Fog starts retreating.
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Lance carries Purity high into the sky and away.

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And Fog continues retreating, and Echo continues feeling frustrated.

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But hey, at least no one died, which Sokoreth was worried about for a bit there. Both immediately before and immediately after he threw that force blast at Purity. Why was he so alarmed? Maybe just having his teammate suddenly swatted out of the air by an energy blast... that would alarm anyone, surely.

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And eventually Fog has completely retreated, and there are no other Empire members, no hostilities have started, etc etc etc.

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This has been a really frustrating interlude and Sokoreth is glad it's over. Also, he feels bad about the way he took down Purity.

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He should feel bad! In fact, Piggot would like a word with him about that.

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...well, then, he'll go have a word with Piggot.

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"Hello, Ashras," she greets him when he comes in.

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"Hello. You wanted to speak to me?"

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"Yes. Please, sit." And, when he does: "You were invaluable in capturing Purity. However, your methods were... less than stellar. To put it bluntly, you could have killed her."

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"I'm dissatisfied with my decisionmaking in the moment," he admits. "My first thought was 'get her out of the air', and I did what was most effective toward that goal without giving enough weight to other important considerations."

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"Yes, such as what would happen if you succeeded."

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"What happened when I succeeded was that Lance caught her," he says. "Which I think was reasonable to expect, knowing Lance."

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"Purity had just hit her, and you couldn't have known she would have had the time or the idea to do it."

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"I couldn't have been sure. But I did expect it before it happened."

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"And that's not the kind of risk you can take, not when there's so little at stake!"

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"Don't get me wrong, I'm not happy with myself and I am going to make sure this doesn't happen again. But if I don't acknowledge the things I did right as well as the things I did wrong, I find I have a much harder time improving. If Lance hadn't been able to get off the ground in time to catch Purity, she was grounded not thirty feet away from Hookwolf - and under threat from Fog for that matter - and I'm not sure if you heard this, but her armour cut out for a second. Purity correctly guessed she could take the hit in the first place, but even so, the risk Purity took with Lance's life was not all that much smaller than the risk I took with Purity's."

He pauses, then adds, "Nevertheless, I'd like the chance to apologize to her personally."
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"If your argument ends with comparing the risk you took with the risk the lieutenant of a Nazi supervillain organization took, I'm not sure on what grounds you think you're standing. And did you expect Hookwolf to be less likely to attack Lance had you killed Purity? But that's beyond the point. That was less of a disaster than it could have been, and you've been exemplary otherwise, so I want you to discuss with your Captain what you intend to do to to prevent such incidents from reoccurring, then submit a report on that. You won't patrol while that's not done and, should we deem your report insufficient, we will review what weapons you're allowed to carry to the field. As for apologizing personally to Purity, she is not to have contact with anyone else, so I'm afraid that won't be possible."

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...No, it's not worth trying to save that assessment if that's where she went with it. Enough.

"Very well. Is that all?"
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"Unless you have any further questions or comments, yes, that will be all."

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He nods.

He leaves.

He has things to do.