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Vampires in Wind Waker
Two child vampires are dumped in Wind Waker, where they make a change
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Ezekiel pursued his sister through the bush, leaping from treetop to treetop. Five seconds ago, Tabitha had tagged him, and he sure as Hell isn't going to be It for more than twenty seconds. He's surprised when his keener than human senses tell him that his twin has stopped moving. When he comes across Tabitha sitting crosslegged on the forest floor, he jumps down and slaps her on the shoulder. "You're it!" 

She doesn't respond, continuing to direct her attention at the blue stone in her lap. It's a perfect oval, and almost looks like it had been hollowed out and filled with liquid. "I found it like half buried in the dirt. Doesn't look like something natural." She offers the stone up for him to hold. As soon as Zeke makes contact with it, they both disappear. 

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They are now on a small spar of rock out on the open ocean.

Some kind of stupid-looking red gelatinous creature makes a noise and starts oozing toward them. It doesn't seem to have blood.

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The twins snarl at it.

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"Skanabgal! Ska!" It leaps at them.

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Ezekiel and Tabby tackle it out of the air!

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It splits into two and dissolves into not-quite-blood goo all over them.

Oh look here are a bunch more. About a dozen. One of them is green.

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"The water!"

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The twins dive into the ocean rather than face the unknown threat. The first thing they notice is an absence of most of the familiar scents.

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There's some recognizable scents. Several common kinds of fish, coral, seaweed, other sea life. But it's all slightly off. And no large sea creatures like dolphins or whales nearby. There's also some really weird scents, too distant to get a good read on immediately.

It smells like the nearest sizable landmass is thataway (east).

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The twins swim east at incredible speed. They eventually make landfall, walking out of the surf. 

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"Where the Hell are we?" says Zeke.

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"This is all your fault! You touched it last!" She's still holding the odd stone.

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"You found the stupid thing!"

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She looks towards the forest a little way from the shore. "Let's go and find something to eat, then we can figure out what to do."

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There's a lot of clmbing to do, it's surprisingly cliffy for a forest island. 

Soon they encounter a large, evil looking plant. It points its mouth in their direction, drooling sap. It's immobile, at least?

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Tabitha approaches cautiously.

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It tries to reach out and eat her, but can't reach.

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"This place is weird."

The twins sniff for any mammals, preferably human.

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There are a few mammals here. Mostly small critters like rabbits. They can smell some kind of squid thing living in that stream, there's something... Sorta humany, but which smells off in a weird, flat way.

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They seek out the humanish scent.

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They appear to be a bunch of small people made mostly of wood, talking or singing, it's not clear which, to each other as they do work in the treetops. Their blood is more like sap, but still recognizably blood. It smells like it would be just as filling as a human's, though.

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"Should we take one?" whispers Zeke.

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"Yeah." 

 

The twins creep towards a straggler.

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The koroks all leap into the air and fly away, starting to watch those two warily from above.

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Ezekiel tries to leap after one.

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He chants and a gust of wind pushes Zeke away.

They all seem kind of alarmed. After a quick discussion one goes off somewhere and the rest keep watching from above.

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"Great, idiot, now they know we're here."

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"We'll just have to eat them all and find somewhere else."

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"But we don't know if there is somewhere else!"

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They start singing again.

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"At least they make pretty music."

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After a minute or two the one who left comes back and talks some, then joins the song. The song is quicker now, almost chanting or commanding.

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"...I think we should run."

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"Agreed!"

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The brambles and foliage were definitely not as thick when they came in.

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And the twins are having a strangely difficult time tearing it apart.

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And then they are thoroughly entangled, upside down, sewn up in all sorts of vines.

The koroks attach them to pairs of poles and start carrying them somewhere. One of them is trying to exchange languages, toddler talk style.

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The twins hiss at the Korok.

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"Plants should not be this tough!"

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The talker shakes his head sadly and just carries.

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The twins turn into kittens a couple of times. They just get more tangled.

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They are hauled before a huge, giant, living tree. It looks at them with what might be pity, and maybe a hint of fear, and one thin branch reaches out to touch them each on the forehead. 

"Oh cursed children, I am sorry to see what has been done to you."

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"Then let us go!"

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"You would bring great imbalance to the land. Great pain and death. I cannot accept that before changing you."

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"Change what? And how are we cursed?"

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"You are cursed to kill other people to survive. That must be corrected. Other aspects of whatever magic is in you might be acceptable. It is no small thing to change someone so deeply, even for their own good or the good of others, so I will try to take your wishes into account. If you need sustenance before we reach a decision I can have my koroks bleed a small amount for you."

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"Let us eat, and we'll talk."

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He has a discussion with the koroks, who each bleed a small amount into a bowl. There aren't that many of them - two dozen at most - and they're kind of small. The resulting blood is about a third of that they'd want to be full.

The Deku Tree frees their arms and heads to let them drink, but the vines holding the rest of them in place are still too tough to break.

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"You taste funny," Zeke says to the nearest korok.

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"The most obvious path would be to turn both of you entirely human - it would be simple and uncomplicated."

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The stare at him like he just suggested he break their legs.

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"Why not squish us? It'll be over quicker."

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"Humans are not as feeble and pathetic as you seem to think. However, I can allow you to keep some of your more benign magic if it will convince you to cooperate."

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"What do you mean?"

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"Change you so you are mostly human but still have a measure of strength and speed, perhaps, and the immunity to sickness and the infirmity of age. Something like this is more complex, but easier overall if it means you will not fight the change."

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"What would we lose?"

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"You would lose the desire for blood. I would like to make sure you do not fail to care about life for its own sake as you do now. Whatever is making you a vampire is suppressing some of the feelings humans normally have. If I release it you will end up with the morals a human child might have. Some of your various superhuman traits would be diminished - I can try to minimize this but it is very closely entwined with the consumption of blood."

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"Is there anything actually good about this?"

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"I do not kill you for being a blight upon the world instead."

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He giggles nervously. "I guess that's a plus."

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"Tell us exactly what will change about our bodies."

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He is reluctant to discuss the details of the magic involved, but tells them of the tradeoffs he would be able to make - keeping their senses is easy, keeping their durability is harder, speed harder still, and strength the most difficult. They would lose about half of everything but can choose to make tradeoffs of small amounts of hard things for larger amounts of easy things if they wish.

Also, the sun will no longer burn them nearly as badly. It will be only somewhat worse than a human gets, entirely tolerable.

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"Will we...have to grow up as fast as humans do?"

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"I feel that would be for the best, but if you truly wish otherwise I can attempt to preserve that quality. Again at a small cost to other things. Your skin will no longer be quite so deathly pale. Furthermore, you will not be able to cause people to become like you, or, perhaps, only a limited number of people through potions I prepare now and save for later. If you two ever have children, they will have most of the same qualities as you, but slightly diminished with each generation until your descendants are effectively simply human."

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"Even if we have them with the people like us?"

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"Yes. This is necessary for the balance of the world. I will be powering your new bodies with natural magic, and an entire race of such beings covering the world would eventually starve the magic and all become sick and die at once."

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"...I guess it's better than being dead."

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"Many things are. All the humans you two now will not eat think so as well."

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"What if we somehow get back to our home?"

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"Most likely, my spell will fall apart and your natural state will take over once more. But I cannot know for sure. That stone you are holding brought you here?"

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"Yes. Stupid rock!"

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"May I see it?"

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"Sure, why not!"

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He doesn't touch it. He peers at it very carefully and chants a bit.

"It is not any kind of magic I know of."

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"Whatever. Let's talk about what we'll keep. Do we lose less if we grow up like humans?"

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Yes. But not a huge amount, perhaps ten percent more.

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"I think being fast and tough is more important than being strong."

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"As long as our ears and eyes are still good."

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"I can lean it that way. On more matter to discuss. If you want to preserve the option to make people like you. It will cost a small part of your physical abilities. I cannot turn someone later, nor restore the sacrifice to make it possible."

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"It's better than being alone forever."

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"How many? Each dose costs."

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"Maybe just one each?"

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"Very well." He summarizes everything - no more blood, grow up quicker but not quite as fast as human, reduced abilities mostly strength, they can turn one person each into the same new kind later, they will have human empathy again, their childrens' children will eventually be close to normal humans.

"Any other concerns, or changes to your new form?"

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"Um...are you going to make us wear pants?"

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"Can we still eat meat?"

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"Whether you wear clothing is a matter for you and whoever you want to interact with to decide. You can still eat meat, and blood will not be poison, just no longer nourishing or delicious."

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Tabitha decides it's worth asking. "Could you make us look a bit different?"

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"Humm, mebbe a little before it starts stretching. How different?"

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"Hair colour?"

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"What color you want?"

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"Red."

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"Sure."

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"Hm..... Tricky. If I do that you get some freckles too, I think. You want it? Both of you?"

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"Might as well."

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"Sounds fine."

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"Wish I didn't have to do this to you guys. This will take a while, actually. Got to make a magic circle and have you two sit in it for an hour, then make a special potion, then you drink it and sit there for another hour. Should't feel like much. I'm gonna make it so you can't be horrified or disgusted by things you remember doing before the change. You might need that once the new morals come in, bora."

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They are smart enough to do what the tree says.

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The ever-present thirst goes away as they chant.

They can still smell the koroks' blood, the trees of the forest, and everything else... But the blood, at least, is just an ordinary liquid now.

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"This is weird."

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"Now I will need some of your blood to make into the turning-potion. You are welcome to stay here if you aren't going to do bad things to my koroks. I can make you a raft and give you a magic leaf to sail with, too. But I hope you can maybe do something for me. Doing this for you instead of simply squishin' you both was a miracle and a half. I'm not going to demand payment, but if you can uproot some of the Boko Babas around I would appreciate it. They're evil plants that'll try to eat you, they sap my magic."

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"Um, sure. Mr. Tree Guy, why'd you do this instead of just squishing us or making us be all-human."

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"I don't want to be mean. Having more friends and fewer enemies is a good thing, you know? And making you all-human without you cooperatin' would've been just as hard."

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"I think we saw one of those bad plants when we arrived. They don't look too tough."

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"Good! I can't move or I'd go stomp them, and my koroks aren't very tough themselves. I appreciate it."

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The twins run into the greenery, eager to test the limits of their new existence.

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Pretty much as advertised - they're almost as fast and have almost as sharp senses as before - they're no longer strong enough to casually fling rocks bigger than themselves, that requires actual effort now.

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"Our hearts are beating a lot faster."

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"I know, it's weird."

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A korok talks to them from above! It's the tall, red one. His voice is kind of squeaky. "Deku forgot to mention, he gave you the language most folk speak around here. That'll wear off in a week or so. Hope you learn fast."

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Their thoughts and memory seem almost as sharp and clear as when they were vampires. They're still brighter than a human child.

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"Sorry about trying to eat you." She's surprised that she feels guilty about that.

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"Deku fixed you. It's okay. You want to play a game?"

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"Sure!"

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He lands and explains a simple game kind of like a weird, simplified version of chess, played with various pebbles, twigs, and leaves as pieces.

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The twins pick it up very fast.

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But this korok has been playing for a while.

There's three-player variants after a two-player match to get them used to it. A few other koroks pass by while they play. One settles into a nearby clearing and practices playing a lyre-like thing and singing. He's pretty good.

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The twins eventually ask if there's anything to eat.

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"We got nuts and berries and stuff. If you want meats... Catch a rabbit maybe? Hollo is good at making fires, he can maybe help you cook it."

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"Cooking is silly."

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"Yeah. I thought you since you look human though... Humans like cooking." He shrugs and moves a piece on the game. "Your turn Zeke."

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While Zeke has his turn, Tabby runs off. A couple minutes later, she returns with a couple of dead rabbits.

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Oakin says, "Please don't get rabbit on my game. It's just pebbles and sticks but they're my pebbles and sticks."

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The twins happily devour their meal at a safe distance. 

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The twins can meet the other koroks later. Their days seem to consist of flying around, singing and dancing, foraging, tending to parts of the forest, and playing games.

Their hair starts coming in red after a week or so. The freckles show up after a month.

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The twins spend much of their time uprooting those evil plants and swimming. They also find themselves becoming diurnal. Most nights they sleep under Deku.

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Deku comes to look at them almost like his own children. He's very glad he didn't just squish them. They're charming and friendly and helpful to have around.

There is a second, smaller island. It takes flying or climbing to get to, and is much less tame. It's not completely overrun with monsters, but Deku asks the twins to be very careful if they ever want to explore there.

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One aspect of their new condition that vexes the twins is their sudden need to sweat and produce waste products. This resulted in Deku having to hear Tabby's surprisingly large vocabulary of curses.

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The koroks mostly ignore these complaints. Deku opines that this is just part of life, sorry.

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One day while relaxing under his branches, Tabby asks Deku a question. "Are there humans nearby?"

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"There are humans here and there. Villages on some bigger islands, wanderers on a lot of the smaller ones. We haven't gotten any visitors recently for some reason. Usually they're a bit more common. Oh, and you've seen the postman come by once in a while. They don't look it but the Rito Tribe is almost human. They get sky magic from Valoo, who's sort of like me. He's a big old dragon. You could ask one for a map next time they check for mail we want to send if you think of something to pay them with."

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"If me and Zeke were to go away for a while, would it make you too sad?"

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"Oh, I'll be fine. I know you two can't stay with me forever. And you have to be patient when you're a tree. Come visit once every couple of decades, that's all. Maybe you should wait for the next seeding ceremony before you go though. That's always a fun time and it's only two months away."

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"What happens at a seeding ceremony?"

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"We have a feast and sing songs, then all the koroks take seeds from me and fly to distant islands to plant them. It helps the forest spread to otherwise barren lands."

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"That sounds cool. You know, I'm not sure how long we've even been here."

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"It's been about four months. You got here at the end of winter and it's almost proper summer now."

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"Huh. I'm glad the sun isn't so stingy anymore."

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"Glad to help. Are you two enjoying your magic leaves? You're a bit too heavy to properly fly but they glide pretty well, yeah?"

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"Yeah! We keep crashing, though."

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"The wind's whims are at fault I think? Not much we can do about that."

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"Bah! You seen Zeke anywhere?"

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"I think he's killing Boko Babas over by the stream, near the post box."

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"I still think it's weird that the postman comes here."

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"Oi! I send mail sometimes!"

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"To who?"

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"I'm friends with a couple of the Rito Tribe, and there's this photographer guy I get mail from sometimes. And I order stuff from merchants at Windfall Island once in a while."

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"Like what?"

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"Bottles, dye, exotic fruits, other stuff other koroks want. Potions sell okay to them."

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"I'm going to go find my brother. See you guys later."

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"Have fun."

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She follows her twin's scent.

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He's killing Boko Baras by the postbox, as Deku thought. 

 

"Hey, Sis." 

 

 

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"Hi. Postman come by today?"

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The postman has not come by today.

But that might be him in the distance. Their vision is still most of what it was before so he's at least five or ten minutes' flight away.

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The twins have never really spoken to the Postman, so they decide to wait for him.

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He lands near the post box. "Oh, are you two the new - not quite humans?"

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"I'm not sure if we should still use the word, but me and my sister used to be called vampires."

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"As good a word as any."

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"We used to eat people." She says this casually, as though she's glad that's no longer the case, but she doesn't feel burdened by the fact it used to be.

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"I see... You don't anymore. What have you done to atone?"

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"Um, we gave up some of our vampire awesomeness. And apparently our great-great-great-great-grandkids are going to have even less. Which kinda sucks when you're immortal."

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"I suppose that's something. I cannot imagine what my life would be like without Valoo's blessing."

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"Is that the dragon guy?"

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"Indeed so. He gave me my wings and lets me read the wind."

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"That sounds so cool! We don't really know who made vampires, but whoever it was lets us turn into cats."

The twins proceed to do so.

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"Interesting." He fishes through his messenger bag and produces a letter. "Do tell Hollo that there is mail for him when you next see him, please."

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"We will."

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"If you are ever inclined to visit the Rito Tribe, we live on Dragon Roost island. It's due north of here, perhaps twenty hours' sailing in a good wind."

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"We could totally swim there."

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"I could not necessarily recommend that. There are some fairly unpleasant creatures living in the sea."

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"Oh?"

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"Rocsquid come to mind. They shoot rocks at people. There are giant octopi here and there. Strange flying fish that like ramming things."

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"Thanks for the warning. We're going to go find Hollo now, bye."

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"Goodbye." He finishes inserting mail into the postbox and flies off to the west.

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The twins search for Hollo's scent.

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He's in his potions 'shop', a little nook in the thick wood walls of the Forest Haven about halfway up.

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"Hi, Hollo! What're you making today?"

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"Right now? Tea. Yes, tea. I don't have to do potions always, yeah?"

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"I don't think we've ever had tea."

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"If you want some I'll pour ya a cup, then."

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"Okay."

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He reads and occasionally adjusts or stirs the kettle for about five minutes. Then pours tea and adds a little honey to his.

It's mediocre, for tea, but probably still interesting for someone who's never had it before.

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It definitely seems to be an acquired taste for the twins.

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Hollo shrugs. "It's not what I expected from how that merchant described it. Still okay, but... Do you two want any potions?"

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"What have you got?"

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"The usual things. Healing stuff, magic booster so your leaves can float you longer, that kind of thing."

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"Hmm, what will you want as payment?"

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"Boko Baba seeds."

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The twins look at each other for a moment, and Zeke excuses himself.

"He's just going to get some. Sometimes I wonder if it's worth having pockets."

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"Pockets are handy, yeah. I hear rumors about magic bags sometimes. Lots of different magic things out there you know?"

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"Maybe me and Zeke will bring some back!"

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"Oh, you're leaving? I think I'll miss you getting rid of all the nasty Boko Babas so often, ha."

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"Not forever. Me and Zeke just need to go find ourselves some friends."

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"What, we don't count?"

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She giggles. "You know what we mean, kids to make into people like us. One day we're going to be grown up you know...

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"...I think I understand." He looks like he doesn't want to talk about it. "If you're going to bring someone back here, make sure that they will respect to the forest."

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"We promise. And don't worry, we won't leave till the Seeding Ceremony."

Zeke returns with some seeds.

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"Okay! Do you have bottles to put the potion in though? I'll let you have some of mine if you need it but it means I make you less total potion."

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Tabby sighs and leaves to get some bottles.

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"Hmm, what kind of potions do you recommend? We don't really need much help with healing..."

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"Healing and magic power for your deku leaves could both be useful. I can even combine them. Other stuff... Temporary strength? Stuff to help plants grow? I dunno."

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"Combining them sounds cool. Hey, Hollo...do you think me and Tabby leaving for a bit is a good idea?"

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"Good idea? Maybe. But... If you not happy, go, fix. Is right to try to do that."

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"It's just...I don't know what we should do to get ready."

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"I think it will be ok. The world is not that dangerous. You probably want a raft though."

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"I'm also kinda scared we might want to eat people again if we meet them."

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"Nooo, Deku fixed that! He doesn't mess up on fixing things."

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"Good, good. It's just...I don't know how to act around humans."

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"Me neither! Clothes maybe good start. The humans I met before seemed to care a lot about having them."

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He giggles. "Humans are weird."

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"You won't hear me arguing with that."

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Tabitha returns with some bottles. "They cook everything, even vegetables!"

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"To be fair we koroks cook about half our stuff. Makes it easier to chew, and combines flavors in interesting ways."

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"You guys should really try rabbit. It's delicious."

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"Naaah. Oakin tried meat once, it made him really sick. It smells disgusting anyway, even cooked. We're made of plant you know."

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"...Where do Koroks come from? Does Deku just make you?"

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"Yeah. We used to be humans with deku leaves, who loved flying so much. Spent all day in the forest. One decade he started offering to turn us into koroks so we could stay here and care for it forever. No new koroks for a long time though."

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"Hah, kinda like us."

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"Huh. A little big I guess. We can't make more koroks ourselves like you used to be able to though."

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"Hey, we can still make two more of us."

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"Yep. Deku will maybe not do it if they might not like it well, but I don't know if many would not like it. Now that you don't eat blood."

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"Humans might think how long we take to grow is a downside, though."

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"You'd look for kids... Right. And it's faster now, I think? Just not as fast as a human. You're maybe half an inch taller now you know. Eh, maybe a quarter inch."

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"At least the inbetween part will be faster."

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Hollo shrugs. "I guess I'll start making a few super potions. And a strength one and a haste one and two plants ones. That's about all I can make with what you brought me."

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"Thank you!" 

The twins head off.

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"Wanna go see what's happening on the monster island?"

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"Sure."

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The monster island:

Contains monsters. Those gooey jelly things, chu-chus, limited threat, are probably the most common kind.

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The twins have something of a grudge against the jelly things.

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The jelly things don't have sufficient intelligence to detect a grudge. They do occasionally drop hardened, thick chunks of goo. Concentrated chu jelly.

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At least the twins brought a bag this time.

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There are also weird helicopter-hat monsters, more boko babas, thorny vines that sprout out of nowhere and try to block their path, and giant mosquito things that release dozens of small spiky critters that try to jump onto them and attach to them. Probably not a good idea to wade through here too recklessly. Their deku leaves are great at tossing around most of these monsters with gusts of wind, though.

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Anything resembling treasure?

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Sure! Batches of rupees - the local money - here and there, a crusty old map of the place in one chest. They probably don't manage to explore the whole place in a couple of hours though.

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Yes-besides, the twins want to discuss something with Deku.

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Deku is patiently minding the forest. As usual for the last half dozen decades.

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"Hi Deku!"

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"Hello, my little not-vampires."

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"How's being a tree today?"

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"The forest is healthy. Summer's coming. It's a good day."

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"Anything interesting happening?"

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"Makar's trying a new song."

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"Ooh, where is he?"

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"Down by the sea stacks on east side. Said he felt like watching the sea today. Have fun if you're goin' to see him."

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They do so.

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Makar is, indeed, trying a new song on his violin. It's slower and more thoughtful compared to his usual fast and cheerful tunes.

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The twins start dancing to it. The vampiric grace is mostly intact.

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He falters a few times. Or pauses and makes 'hmm' noises. New songs are an experiment.

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...However, the pauses and falters do manage to make them slip from their rhythm. 

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"I can do my usual songs instead if you guys want? I got this one in a song book Hollo ordered, is all."

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He grins. "Something fast!"

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So he plays something fast. It technically calls for drums, but they'll have to do without them.

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The twins make full use of their consider speed and timing...and slam into each other after a few minutes.

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"Owwwww..."

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Makar snickers. "Dance further away from each other next time. Or more calmly. You'll be okay."

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"Never used to happen," she says a bit dazedly. 

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"You'll get used to your new bodies in a year or five. I did, eventually."

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"Yeah, but you got better, not slower."

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"Actually, we got a lot lighter! And weaker in terms of strength. It was hard to walk without jumping in the air at first. I kept falling over when I tried to turn. Our legs are really short now. Stuff like that."

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"We're you big when you got changed?"

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"I think so. It was so long ago I'm not entirely sure."

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"I wonder if we'll forget about life before here someday."

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"In a few hundred years maybe. I remember the Grand Temple and what the King and Queen looked like, still... But that's about it."

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"I still kinda miss our family."

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"Has Deku found out anything about the weird rock?"

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"He says it's not like magic you find in this world, or the magic that used to make us live."

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"Maybe he can figure out what it really is after staring at it for a while. Deku's good at that kind of thing. Jabun is too but he's not as helpful and friendly."

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"Jabun?"

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"Jabun is a big fish. One of the powerful spirits. Like Deku and Valoo. He doesn't do much though. At least, not up here."

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"Has anyone told you this world is weird?"

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"I don't think so. You're the first people not from this world I ever met. Jabun talks with the fishmen a lot though. He's a fish after all."

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"I wonder if this world has vampires aside from us. Or werewolves."

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"There are kinds of bats that drink blood, maybe. And the Rito Tribe seem a little were-bird-ish, don't they?"

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Tabby giggles. "Humans on our world thought vampires turned into bats."

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"Do you? It wouldn't be that much more silly than cats. At least bats can fly."

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"Cats are the best!"

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"If you say so."

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And then a pair of kittens pounced on him.

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Eep! He squirms and then lifts into the air, violin dropped to the ground.

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The kitten-twins lose their grip and fall to the ground. By the time they reach it, they're human shaped and giggling. 

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"I'll go practice music somewhere else then."

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"Oh, we're sorry."

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"It was just playing, I know, but I want to practice without getting too distracted..."

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"That's okay."

The sun is setting, they should probably go fetch dinner soon. Also, getting tired at night is still kinda weird.

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The forest has no comment on these matters.

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A couple of rabbits are devoured, and the twins fall alseep under Deku.

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Some weeks later, it's the day of the Seeding Festival.

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Have the twins been given something to do?

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It's supposed to be about the koroks, really. They can just sit and watch. Maybe dance.

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"Deku, why do you want to spread the forest?"

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"It's for the good of everyone. If I didn't spread the forest, I'd wither and die eventually. My trees provide shelter, building material, and food for people. Sometimes islands that would just be b are rock are lush villages instead. Why, look at Outset Island. It used to be empty but now there's a nice village there."

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"That's really cool."

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"Um, Deku, we just wanted to thank you for being so nice to us. I don't know if trees can be boys or girls, but you've been as good as a dad."

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He smiles hugely. "I'm the caretaker of the forest and everything in it. So thank you two for being so kind and helpful in return."

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Tabby steels herself. "Me and Zeke want to leave the island in the week. We want to explore the world for a couple of years!"

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"And find some kids to make not vampires!"

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Nod. "I still have those potions ready. I'll help you make a raft. I don't know much about sailing though. Wait until the end of the seeding ceremony though, please."

 

The ceremony progresses. Lots of pretty music. Some dancing. The big finale is most of the koroks flying up in formation and grabbing seeds off of Deku, before flying out the top of Forest Haven with shouts of "Good luck! See you next year!"

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The twins cheer right along with them. 

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And then it's over.

Hollo and Makar are among the ones who stayed.

Hollo says, "I guess you want to be leaving soon? I... I ordered a book about sailing and a sea chart for you as thanks for all the boko baba seeds."

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Tears start welling a bit in the twins' eyes. "Yeah, and thanks. We're not going to be gone long."

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"See you again soon, then! Well, here they are." He hands two wax paper-wrapped packages over. One is thin like an envelope.

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"You'll hold onto to the potions, right Deku?"

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"Of course I will. They go bad in about a century, though."

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The twins actually laugh at this. "I don't think it'll take us that long."

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"Well, just making sure you know." Smile.

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"So, you gonna make us a raft?"

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"I'm working on some branches for you. You'll have to lash them together yourselves."

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The twins don't mind. 

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In that case, they have a reasonably good-quality raft and an extra large Deku Leaf rigged up as a sail by around noon the next day.

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Time for goodbyes. Anything they should bring with them?

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They've already packed all the relatively valuable and useful stuff. Nothing else.

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"Goodbye everyone!" the twins shout in unison as they set sail.

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The koroks that didn't leave for the Seeding Festival wave from shore. 

The current combination of wind and ocean currents give them the option of sailing on the spectrum between quickly North or slowly West.

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Slowly west. They're in no rush.

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The first landmass they see is a mass of ice, about four or five hours later. There seems to be something on that island that is producing a massive wall of cold wind.

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They decide it's worth investigating.

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There is swirling snow going everywhere, produced by a giant rock formation in the shape of a dragon's head. It turns out that their new bodies are at least marginally vulnerable to cold. They probably don't want to spend too long here.

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"Is anyone here!" shouts Tabby.

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No answer. If they actually climb from their raft onto the island and walk a bit they can see what looks like a treasure chest, frozen solid inside a big block of ice.

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"Bet there's some cool stuff in there. If only we could get it unfrozen."

Is there anything they could light a fire with?

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Hollo gave them a small vial of firestarting potion. One drop should do on any decent campfire. But it's cold and would be very wet as soon as they start one, thanks to the snow, and the only fuel they have is their raft.

It's starting to go from feeling unpleasantly cold to feeling stingingly cold.

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They decide to try smashing the ice.

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Nope.

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Can they drag it back to the raft?

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Nope. Attached to the island.

It's really really cold. Dangerously cold, probably. Maybe they should just come back later.

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They come to that conclusion, too. Cue some very cold twins sailing away with haste. 

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They warm up quick enough once away from that island.

The next island they see is a smallish spar of rock with a huge shell of some kind, as tall as a house, sitting on top.

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"Cooool." 

They decide to explore it.

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The big shell has an entrance that is boarded over by thick wooden beams.

Also, a new version of the chu-chu monsters appears: Blue. It gives off electric shocks!

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Is there anything they can throw at it?

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Small rocks. It seems to have a recharge time, too, they could watch it for that.

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They wait for it to give out a shock, then beat it to death. 

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It drops a chunk of blue chu jelly. Seems like that was the only monster here though.

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They get to battering down the wood.

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The wood is fairly resistant to breaking down. They may have to light it on fire.

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Tabitha fetches the fire potion. 

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It burns quite nicely, doesn't it?

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Yup. What's inside?

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A large hollow area, walls in blue seashell motif, with a few tiny fairies flitting around near the ceiling, looking down at them nervously.

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"Um, hi. Do you speak whatever language this is?"

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Apparently not.

They feel watched. By something other than the tiny fairies, that is.

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He sighs. "Is there a big monster in here?"

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"Excuse me, young ones. I am not a monster."

She was there all along, just in the corner of their eyes.

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"Oh, hi. Are you a ghost?"

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"I am a fairy. Why are you here?"

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"We wanted to explore the world and find some friends to make like us."

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"The fairy fountains are meant to help those in dire need and heroes of the land. I do not blame you for curiosity, but since you are neither, please leave this sacred place."

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"Being heroes sound fun. Can we try that?"

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"I cannot help with that. Oppose evil at every turn and eventually you will qualify as a hero."

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"We'll try. What do these springs do?"

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"Healing and restoration and rest. I ask you to leave now, unless you come to dire need."

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"If ya say so, lady."

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"These fountains are holy places. If you return, show respect."

She's not there anymore. They're still being watched.

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"Bye fairies, sorry we couldn't stay longer." 


What an exciting adventure that was.

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The ocean has no opinion on their adventure.

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They sail on, hoping for something a little more profitable, or at least amusing.

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The currents shift so their course is a little more southwest instead of just west. The next island they see is long and thin, with two high points of rock. It'd look like a shark if they manage to piece together what it would look like from above.

One of the koroks is here.

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They wave.

"Hi!"

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"Hi! Having fun sailing so far?"

He's by a small tree. It looks wilted and dead.

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"Kinda. There was this super cold island and this snooty fairy thing. What's wrong with that tree?"

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"I don't know, it just won't grow no matter how much water and sun I try to give it... Last time this happened, it needed lots of spirit water from the Deku Tree's spring to grow properly, this guy dressed in green helped us. But I'm definitely not big enough to carry all that water here."

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"Could we help?"

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"If you go back to visit the Deku Tree some time, sure. It's annoying but the spirit water will lose its power pretty quick, so you'd have to be fast. I have to stay with my sapling until it flourishes or it dies completely though. I hope it doesn't die..."

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"We'll be back," promises Tabby. 

Onwards to...somewhere.

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There's a few things to see on this island. A set of strange switches and what might be a pressure plate - but they can't get them to reveal any secrets.

Actually, it's getting close to sunset. Here might be a good place to sleep. No monsters.

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They decide to nap as cats in case of sunburn, but they'll likely transform in their sleep. Vampire bed wetting, almost.

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The korok makes them a tiny hut, just big enough to lay in, with a few local sticks and leaves, and their Deku Leaves. He has a nest thing in one of the rock formations, himself.

The night is uneventful.

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They leave in the morning, after trying to pump up the Korok's self esteem.

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"Oh, thanks for the encouragement. I'm going to keep trying. Maybe it'll even grow without that spirit water!"

The prevailing wind is now strongly south, so northern travel is unlikely for now. Their sailing book says the winds change often, at least.

The same south-west course from earlier soon takes them near a larger than average island their chart labels 'Outset Island - Said to be the home of a legendary hero from a long time ago'.

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"Maybe the legendary hero can help us get at those fairy springs," suggests Tabby.

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Well, there's the 'from a long time ago'. But the course is set!

They encounter a few platforms sticking out of the sea, bearing pirate flags. They seem to be abandoned on first inspection.

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They decide to inspect some more!

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Upon closer inspection, they're still abandoned. One of them has a treasure chest containing a red hexagonal crystal. This is a red Rupee, a fairly big chunk of local money!

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They may not have seen the light of pockets yet, but they have bags. Onwards to Outset!

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Outset Island is pretty tall! And it has a big, lush forest across its top. Looks like the koroks spread it here a long while ago.

There's a little village of maybe eight or nine houses down by the beach, with a tall watchtower. A little girl watches their leaf-sailed raft coming in with a telescope, utterly fascinated.

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Zeke waves. "Hi!"

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Well, they're too far to hear him still. But she waves back before starting to climb down from the tower.

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They pull the raft in. 

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She runs up to meet them. "Hi! Your raft looks really neat. You have a giant leaf for a sail!"

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He grins. "We know!

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"Where'd you get it? From a giant tree?"

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"Yes! I'm Zeke. This is Tabby. Who're you?"

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"I'm Grendal but I don't like that, it makes me sound kind of evil. It would be better if Mom hadn't moved from the south to here. Call me Gren."

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"Pleased to meet you!"

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"You too! Interesting things don't happen here much here. It's just fishing and gardening and sewing clothes and cooking. I like it when visitors come."

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"Glad to be of service." He bows. 

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Giggle. "So what brings you to Outset Island?"

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"Fun, adventure, friends. Shade."

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"Shade? I can help with the last two things and maybe the first one."

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"Our skin's a bit sensitive. Why we have to wear the stupid leaves while sailing."

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"You're supposed to always wear clothes if you're outside though."

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"Even when it's warm?"

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"Well, less clothes then, like what I'm wearing now," A thin T-shirt and shorts, "But yeah."

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"Humans are funny." 

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"You're not humans?"

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Cue the superhuman feats of strength and agility. "Nope!"

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"Woooah."

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"Cool, isn't it?"

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"Yeah! You're like the Rito Tribe, sorta? The post people, they can all fly."

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"We can't fly, but we can turn into cats!" He does so. 

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"Cool. You make cute kitties. So, do you want me to show you the fun things on this island? There's Orca, he might want to spar with you guys. There's the highrock and the watchtower, which have great views. There's... Um..."

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A little of the old predatory glint appears in Tabby's eyes. "I wanna fight the Orca! He sounds tough!"

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She laughs. "He's kind of cranky though. Just warning you. Let's go."

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They follow along.

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Sturgeon's house is apparently the largest one on this island.

There is a loud thump from inside. Shortly after someone yells. "STOP BANGING INTO WALLS YOU CRAZY BROTHER! You keep unshelfing all my books!"

Gren ignores this exchange. "Orca! We have visitors who want to challenge you- your might!"

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Tabby and Zeke start growling.

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"-Why're you growling?"

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"Come in and let's have a look at them, then!"

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"So he knows we're tough and scary!"

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Gren leads them in. "Hello Orca. This is Tabby and Zeke, they say they're stronger and faster than humans."

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"Ah, but have you two mastered the art of fighting?"

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"Yup!" They lunge at him.

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He shoves them both back with two swift swipes of his big stick. "STOP! While surprise and teamwork is a valid tactic, a fair and honest spar is required to fully judge you! I ask you to respect the ancient forms!"

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"What are those?"

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"We use the same weapon. We fight one-on-one. We bow before beginning. We stop upon either party forfeiting, at first blood, or at any other significant injury."

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"Seems fair. Though weapons are lame."

 

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Orca throws a medium-ish stick at her and changes his own for one the matches it in size. "Are you ready, young one?"

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"Uh, I guess."

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He bows and waits for her to do the same.

Gren walks to a corner to stay out of the way.

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She bows. 

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And he advances in a low stance with the stick.

Sweeping leg strike, followed by bringing it back in the other direction toward her middle.

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She manages to dodge!

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The spar continues.

He's really fast and pretty strong for such an old human. But more than that, he's tricky when he fights. Feints and positioning and taking advantage of balance. It'll be hard for Tabitha to actually beat him.

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He wears her down quite effectively.

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When it's pretty clear she's defeated, he stops and bows again. "That was a good fight! You are very powerful and not unpracticed, but you lack some of the finer skills of a warrior. Let me show you a few things, please."

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She's sweating, but that isn't even bothering her like it normally does. "Sure!"

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"Your brother, Zeke, do you wish to spar as well? And Gren, you should watch and listen too."

He's not smiling exactly, but he's clearly in his element, enjoying the chance to teach.

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Zeke is a little more reluctant, but he goes along with it.

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Orca is correspondingly less aggressive.

And then he demonstrates the proper form of a lot of the tricks he just pulled on them. How to do a good leg sweep, how to distract your opponent from your next jab, etc. Gren listens attentively. Orca has a dramatic speech style, but he dose know fighting.

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He does try his best.

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Orca suggests having Tabby spar with Gren.

Gren gives him a look. "It'll be great practice!" doesn't help.

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"I promise I won't break you!"

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"Okay." She puts on a determined face. "Let's do this." Stick. Bow. Nervous guard stance.

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Bow, attack!

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Block block jump HIT!

She's nowhere near as good as Orca, and smaller and weaker besides.

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Tabby wins pretty easily. But she is impressed. 

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"It's not like I have much chance to actually fight, but it's fun to practice."

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"You're tough for a human."

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"Not really. But thanks for saying so."

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"So what else is there to do around here?"

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"We can play in the forest at the peak maybe. They say there's a fairy fountain around there somewhere but I've never found it. There's a neat cave you need a boat to get to on the other side of this place. You could play games with me and the other kids, but I'm the oldest one who isn't a boring adult by now."

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Playing games with the others it is.

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She gathers them. The inventory is: Gren, age ten or so. Sami, a little girl age five or six who likes feeding the seagulls much to her mother's consternation. A little boy named Carl who likes running around and that's about it. An early-teenager named Jano who sarcastically asks why he'd play with children when Gren invites him. And Yarrow, who seems to be slightly obsessed with making things neat and organized.

Gren suggests tag. Carl loves the idea but everyone else groans.

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Zeke volunteers to be It, and even suggest a five second head start.

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No no no no. Too many people object and say they won't play.

How about Sandball? It's basically soccer played on sand with a crude rubber-ish ball.

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Sure, that sounds fun.

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Sandball it is. "Tabby and Zeke you two should be on opposite teams to make it more fair."

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They're fine with this. 

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The game is kind of slow, with only three people per side. Carl is having the most fun. He keeps asking how Tabby and Zeke got so fast. Gren is busy trying to make sure none of the smaller kids get bored or frustrated and leave.

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The twins are trying not to burst the ball.

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They are successful.

The game gets more fun over time, at least for everyone who is merely human.

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The twins try to at least be fair.

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Then it will turn out to be a good but not excellent match.

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Then they get bored and stop being fair.

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Whereupon Sami and Yarrow get annoyed and leave. Carl's still here, but he's kind of annoying. "That worked about as well as I thought it would," Gren comments.

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"Sorry. Not used to playing with humans."

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"Maybe a thinky game would work better."

"I don't want to play one of your silly pebble games Gren!" Complains Carl.

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"Bet you can't beat us!"

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"Yeah 'cause I won't bother to try something boring!" Carl runs off.

"He's always like that."

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"We don't think your things are boring."

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"Thanks. So, I heard of or invented a bunch of different games. Build Race is where we take turns getting pieces to make something or taking away someone else's, and whoever has all the pieces they need first wins. I know checkers, and some dice games."

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"Build race sounds fun."

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"Okay! I usually play it with little wood boat-pieces. So, you can choose to get a piece, then you roll a die to see which piece you get next. Or you choose to steal a piece from someone but the next time it would be your turn you get skipped. Let me go and get the pieces and a die." She runs off.

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"I like her." He says to his sister.

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"Same here."

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She's back presently.

"Who wants to go first?"

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"Me!"

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She lays out the boat-pieces on a big flat rock. There's six pieces, four of each kind, that slot together to make a little wooden boat when finished. They're numbered. "Okay, you can't steal because we don't have any pieces so roll."

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Six.

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She gets the sails, marked with a six. Gren rolls three and gets a piece that looks like the top back part. "Zeke's turn."

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The game proceeds with just rolling for pieces until Gren gets two of the same thing and for her next turn, decides to steal Tabby's sails instead.

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She foolishly decides to steal something from Gren in revenge.

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They do not.

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And she steals the bow piece from Zeke and brandishes her finished boat and "I win. See, it's pretty short but still fun."

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"Yeah. Kind of nice to have a game we can't instantly win."

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"I can see why you might feel like that, yeah. Want to play this some more? There's more complicated games they sell through the post, from Windfall Island and stuff, but I can't afford any yet."

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They play a few rounds.

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Gren wins three rounds, Tabby two, Zeke four. Probably luck.

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"I'm hungry."

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"Yeah, me too. I guess it's time for me to go fishing. My mom looks all disappointed when I come for dinner but don't bring any fish. And I'd be making her do all the work."

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"Should we help?"

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"If you want to, sure, but I'm sure she'd feed you even if you didn't. I'm gonna go get my net."

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They follow.

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She gets a net then starts walking up and down the shallow stretch of water between the two sections of island with it. "You can't net-fish in the same place too often so tomorrow I'll do it over there, and so on."

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"We could just dive in and catch them for you."

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"That'd be faster yeah. Try not to hurt the fish-houses too much or there will be less fish later though."

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"Fish house?"

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"It's actually pretty neat. We build these little things out of rocks and wood that are good for coral and fish to live in, and so there will always be lots of fish to eat as long as we keep making more fish-houses."

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"Oh, I thought it would much weirder."

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Giggle. "You might like to meet the Fishmen. They're smart fish as big and smart as a human, with faces. Don't worry about catching one accidentally here, they live in open ocean."

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"Sounds spooky."

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"They're sort of squished and fishy faces - I think they were made by magic a long time ago."

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"Everything here seems to say that."

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"Yeah, it's kinda sad that there's no more magic around anymore. Have you heard the story of Hyrule? It's supposedly the ancient kingdom that died or broke apart and left us all these weird magic things."

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"Sounds like Atlantis."

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"I've never heard of Atlantis but maybe."

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He shrugs. "Nevermind." 

The twins dive under the water.

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There are lots of fish.

The fish-houses are pretty obvious and easy to avoid. The fact that most of the fish dart inside at the slightest provocation is a mild challenge though.

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They eventually reemerge with a few each. And a couple in their mouths.

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"Hi again. I know fish doesn't need to be cooked as much as other meat but you can get sick from eating them whole you know?"

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"That's humans."

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"Well it makes me feel a little uncomfortable and don't do it in front of my Mom or she'll fuss over you for hours."

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And so she eats her fish right then and there.

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Gren turns around, looking slightly sick.

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Zeke elbows her sister. "She said she didn't like it." 

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"Sorry," she says with a mouth full of fish.

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"I'll come find you after dinner since you're already eating."

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Zeke isn't.

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"Thanks for the fish though." She walks off in a huff anyway.

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Zeke runs after. "Gren, I'm sorry about Tabby."

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"It's okay. I'm not too mad, just grossed out. D'you want to meet my mom?"

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"Sure!"

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"Okay, my house is all the way on the other side of the island."

 

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"Sounds fun."

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"He's over there. Let's flank him. Try to sneak up, he's a runner."

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She juuust manages the urge to eat the pig.

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"The guy delivers the squirming creature to a hastily repaired fenced in area. "Thanks for the help! Here's your Rupees." Clink clink.

Gren and Zeke have arrived at a smallish house on the edge of the little village. "MOM! I'm home! With a visitor-friend!"

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"Hi, Mrs. Gren's Mum!"

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"Hello, little bean. And hello, visitor-friend. What's his name, dear?"

"Zeke!"

"Welcome to Outset Island, Zeke. Are you here with your parents?"

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"Dead and in another world," he says, casually. "It's okay, my sister's here, too."

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"I- I see. Well. If you two need a roof over your head tonight you can come here. I'll set up a hammock with the spare sheets."

"I'm sorry Zeke. Even if you're not really sad about it it seems kinda lonely."

"Will your sister be joining us?"

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He walks over to the doorway. "TABBY!" he shouts. "Get up here!"

She complies. 

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"I expected your sister to be... Older. Are you quite sure you two are alright living on your own?"

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"The giant tree spirit takes care of us."

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Gren's mom looks confused.

"Oh! That's the Deku Tree! I've heard of him. It's probably okay mom."

"Hmm. Alright. Nice to meet you two, I'm Rilah. Grendal's mother as you may have guessed."

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"Pleased to meet you." She shakes her hand.

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"I see you three have some fish. Would you like me to cook up a nice fancy meal for you all?"

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"Definitely."

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"I'll help too." She whispers at Zeke, "Because I'll have to do harder chores otherwise, haha."

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He giggles. 

Much to their surprise, cooked food now tastes better than raw stuff. Who would've guessed?

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Rilah sings softly while she cooks and eats. By all measures she just seems happy to see Gren with new friends.

(Gren's dad is nowhere to be seen, and not mentioned.)

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The twins don't find this unusual. Although they can probably guess Rillah didn't eat Gren's father.

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After dinner and some nominal chores that the twins are invited to skip, "Do you guys want to play a few more games before night time?"

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"Sure!"

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So they play. That grumpy teenager joins for a couple rounds of Build Race after bringing over a bundle of firewood wrapped in twine in exchange for a big box of smoked fish.

And then Rilah sends Gren to bed and sings a lullaby. She offers the same for the twins, and a spot in two makeshift hammocks.

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They gladly accept.

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Lullaby it is then.

Gren wakes up at dawn.

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The twins are waiting quite impatiently for her to wake up.

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"Hi guys. Did you sleep okay? I've got chores and stuff, I can come find you this afternoon."

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"We could help."

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"If you want to I'd appreciate it!"

"Gren, don't make your new friends do all your work, yes?"

"They volunteered, mom! And there's nobody else to play with so early in the morning."

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Honestly, most of this stuff feels like a game to the twins.

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They fetch water and wash things and tidy up and work on a new fish-house. Then it's time for breakfast cooked by Rilah.

"You know," Rilah says, "You two arrived near a special day for little Grendal! She's turning eleven today. The same age as the hero of legend. It's traditional to dress up in special clothes and have a big party to celebrate today, sort of a coming of age."

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"Ooh, could we come?"

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"Sure! Yes definitely!"

"Well, if Gren wants you there, certainly. It's not until later though."

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"Sounds like fun."

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"For now though we can go play some more. Do you want to go see the Fairy Forest?"

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"Is that anything like Deku's island?"

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"Well I don't know, I've never seen Deku's island."

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"Well then, we shall decide. Take us to yonder Forest Fairy, fair Grendal."

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"Certainly, dear guests."

She walks them across the island, over the little bridge, past everyone else's houses and the watchtower, and up a windy, fairly steep path filled with thick tall grass and saplings. Gren wends around them, but they block the way fairly effectively.

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"Want me to carry you?"

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"Nah, I got this. Someone clears all this out occasionally, but it always grows back pretty fast."

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"Why is it called the Fairy Forest?"

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"Because old stories say a fairy queen lives around here somewhere. You even see her sometimes, she looks like a ghost or something. I did once."

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"We met a yesterday."

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"Ooh, what was she like?"

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"She was very rude and told us to go away for no reason."

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"Aww... That's too bad. I hoped fairies would be super nice."

They're through the thickest part of the brambles now.

The view is pretty great from up here.

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It is indeed.

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Gren kinda wants to sit on this rock, the highest point on the island, and feel the wind on her face for a while. It's peaceful.

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Even the twins find it relaxing.

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And then some dice games on top of - not the world, but the local area.

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"You looking forward to that coming of age thing?"

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"I guess. It's not as big a deal as mom makes it out to be. But it's still a sort of proud moment, you know? I should probably go see her now actually, get dressed up and ready for it."

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"Should we get some more clothes?"

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"Probably, but you'd be okay with just the leaf-things as long as they don't fall apart eventually. You just look a little strange."

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Reluctantly, they ask for some spare clothes.

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They can have two of Gren's spare outfits. They're gender neutral enough that Zeke should be able to cope. 

Gren's special outfit is... Rather covering, somewhat thick, and very green. "Um. That looks kind of warm to wear, mom."

"It's not as bad as it looks, dear. And it's just for one special day. It's a tradition, you know?"

"I guess..."

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The twins sympathise, but they do agree it looks nice.

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"It's only for a day too."

She disappears into another room to put it all on. She looks very dashing when she comes out and poses. "Bet I look like the old stories about the Hero of Time."

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They clap.

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Blush. 

"I think I'm supposed to go show the whole island. At least it's cooler today than yesterday."

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"Let's go, let's go!"

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She grabs a stick somewhere to pretend like it's the hero's sword, and they spend the morning playing. Most everyone has a small gift for her, she thanks them all sincerely

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Tabby and Zeke occasional let it slip that they used to eat people, but everyone thinks they're joking.

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Gren thinks it's a bad joke.

Around noon, there is a ship on the horizon to the north. And a giant bird.

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"Pretty?"

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Well, arguably. It looks monsterish to be honest.

Gren breaks out her telescope. "It looks like it kidnapped someone!"

Indeed the bird holds a small person in its claws. The ship is firing projectiles of some kind at it.

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"Should we go help?" She surprises herself by saying this. Must be that empathy thing Deku mentioned.

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"Don't think there's much we can do from here."

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"Standing here doing nothing feels weird."

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"...I'm gonna go tell Orca. If anyone knows how to fight a giant bird it would be him."

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They follow.

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After the situation is explained, Orca replies, "That is grave news indeed... But alas, I have no ranged weapons. I fear the best you can do is be prepared to assist if it proves necessary."

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The twins look very frustrated.

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"You two have a sorta-boat. It's probably way slower but you should get it ready."

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When they go outside the giant bird has adjusted course, and is heading straight for Outset Island.

The ship - which appears to be flying a pirate flag - lands a direct hit on it, which makes the small girl it was carrying drop from its grip and fall into the forest at the island's peak!

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The twins race over to where she fell.

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It's back up the brambled path and across he bridge into the thick forested area.

"There might be monsters up there, if the bird's here. There's rumors about it. I'm gonna ask Orca to borrow the sword!"

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"Good idea, we'll beat up any monster we see."

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Orca gives her a stern warning and the information that the sword is a bane to evil and an advanced fighting lesson. Not that the twins know any of this as they dash to the peak and across the bridge only to find some kind of ugly green thing guarding the way.

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Would it give them much trouble?

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Hard to tell without trying.

It seems kind of stupid and distractable, though. Brandishing its sword at a rabbit for a moment before realizing it's not a threat.

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Their wooden shield is just adorable.

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Whether or not it's adorable, it's guarding the way deeper into the forest.

Sounds like Gren is coming up the brambled path now.

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Zeke decides to try taking it out.

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If he were a full vampire still, it would be easy. As it is, the reduced speed and strength mean he has to actually dodge the sword swing, go around the shield, and tear at it from behind.

After enough damage, it explodes into a cloud of black smoke.

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"That's...weird."

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Oh, and it drops two Rupees.

 

"Guys I got Orca to let me borrow his sword. He says it's got magic that makes it good at killing monsters."

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"That's cool. So, why did that guy have money inside him? And why didn't he leave a body?"

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"...Because it's a goblin? Goblins and other monsters do that. They aren't born or anything, they're made from shadow and evil magic, they just appear some places."

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"But why do they have money inside them? Do they eat it?"

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"I think Sturgeon said they need things people could be evil over inside them to actually form? Money would count."

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"I guess that makes sense. Kind of handy, isn't it?"

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"Maybe. Let's keep going into the forest and find that girl who fell though."

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They let her take the lead.

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There are two more goblins. These ones don't have a shield.

She advances on them nervously, sword held steady.

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The twins rush in front of her.

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She - tries to help once they're engaged. Stabs Tabby's goblin in the side, which turns out to be the final blow. Zeke's goblin disappears nearly instantly, faced with three on one.

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"These things aren't very strong."

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"Goblins and chuchus are the most common and weakest monsters I think. Let's keep looking for her."

Shouldn't be much further.

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"Yeah, but they're like paper or something."

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"To the Hero's Sword, maybe they're paper. Didn't it take more beating up when you did it with your hands?"

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"Yeah, but we're not as strong as we used to be."

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"And I'm not as strong as either of you. Maybe one of you should try the sword."

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Tabby takes the offered sword.

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As soon as Gren is no longer touching it, it gets - heavier? Less magical? As if there was an eagerness to it that just went away.

"So?"

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"I don't think it likes me."

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"Huh. How about Zeke?"

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She she hands it to her twin.

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It likes Zeke a bit better. There's a hint of that - specialness there, now that they're looking for it. Not much compared to when Gren was holding it, though. "Huh. I wonder what makes it like people?"

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He smirks. "Maybe it like niceness."

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"Hey!"

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"That doesn't sound quite right, though. Well, maybe some of it. It's the Hero's sword, so it likes heroicness? I guess being nice is part of that. Though for a hero they'd call it gallant or something."

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"Whatever. Let's go find the girl."

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The girl is not much further, trying to free herself from where she is hanging by her scarf from a tree.

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"Hey. You need some help?"

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"Nope! Definitely not! I've got this... Under control!"

With a big heave, she recovers enough to cling to the branch and untangle her scarf. Then she drops down to the forest below. "Hah!"

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"Hi! I'm Tabby, and this is my brother, Zeke.

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"And I'm Gren! Do you know why the giant bird kidnapped you?"

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"...Wow, what's with that green getup? Naw, nevermind. No clue at all why. But now that it's set me down again, I think I'll go and have my crew give it a little payback. See ya later, shore-people!"

She runs off, towards the forest entrance.

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"Should we follow?"

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"Probably." She runs after her. "HEY! WHAT'S YOUR NAME ANYWAY?!"

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She turns around and grins. "Pirate Captain Tetra, at your service, scrubbies!" 

"BOSS!" Some burly guys appear. "Oh, thank goodness we found you, boss! We scared that bird right off we did with those last few shots."

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"You're a pirate?"

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"Indeed I am! Why, got something worth stealing? You can keep it, I've got a revenge to get. Let's go, Mudge." 

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Gren mutters, "Stealing isn't nice..."

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Tabitha just grins.

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"Hey wait is that bird going to come back or anything?" Tetra ignores her. Gren chases.

When they get out of the forest, to the big bridge, that little girl Sami is waiting on the other side.

The giant bird swoops down and grabs her and flies off.

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"SAMI! It got Sami!"

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Tabby attempt to leap after it.

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Then she will fall to the ocean below.

Or use her Deku Leaf.

Gren looks like she wants to try the same thing.

Tetra says, "Damn, no catching up to it now. It's heading upwind."

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"We need to go after her somehow!"

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"Ugh... You guys are not my problem, okay? Sorry to see your friend gone, but we're leaving."

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The same postman the Twins met a while ago suddenly lands on the bridge, blocking her way. "Stop right there, miss Big Bad Pirate. I do think you have some responsibility here."

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"Hi, bird-postman!"

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He blinks. "Oh, hello. You've left the Forest Haven? Nevermind, pleasantries can wait. Young lady surely you've heard the rumors that that creature, the Helmaroc King, is kidnapping young girls with pointed ears from all over the Great Sea. Pointed ears like those found on yourself and Miss Sami. I believe she was taken only because you brought her to this island."

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"So you have to help me go rescue her!"

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"Do you have any idea what you're asking, here? You want to join us pirates, the big bad scourges of the sea? To rescue someone?"

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"Think of it as nice kidnapping."

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"Well, I don't even know where it's taking her."

"The beast makes its foul nest in the Forsaken Fortress," the postbird interjects.

"Really? ...Ugh, fine, tell you what. If you're really determined to do this I can maybe get you close. But I'm definitely not going into a deathtrap like the Forsaken Fortress myself."

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"Someone has to rescue her. I'm someone."

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"And we're like three and a half someones!"

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"Are you sure you can survive going to a place like that? Really sure? I won't be held responsible if you all die on your reckless mission, you see."

Gren looks uncertain.

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Zeke briefly ponders whether or not to tell Gren how she can get stronger, but decides against it.

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"...You said it kidnapped people from all over. I need to talk to my mom first, but yeah I'm going to try."

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"Well, since we're not catching that bird today I suppose we can wait until nightfall for you to chicken out." She smirks. 

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"Why are we doing all this standing around and arguing?"

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"'Cause it's a day and a half's trip to the Forsaken Fortress and you need to sneak in at night if you want any chance anyway so we'd have to wait more. An hour now won't hurt it, honestly."

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"Young lady, I know your reputation and trust me when I say that if you take advantage of these three's - heroic rescue attempt - I will make sure your reputation for keeping your word is forever tarnished."

Tetra nods. "Yeah, I get it. Promise is a promise."

Gren starts walking down the slope.

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The twins follow.

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She is trying not to let her new friends see her cry.

Then she decides she wants her mom to not see her cry more and breaks down.

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Zeke makes vaguely comforting noises.

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She stops herself from crying fairly quick. She's as old as the Hero of Time, and the sword likes her. She can do this. Seems like nobody else will.

She glances at Zeke thankfully. But, "I want to talk to mom alone, I think."

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"...Okay."

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She talks to her mom, alone, for a fair while. Their hearing is no longer good enough to inadvertently eavesdrop, they'd have to actually try.

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Eventually she comes out, with the same clothes, and the sword, and a wooden shield decorated with a colorful crest, and a determined face. "Tabby and Zeke, are you gonna come with me and rescue everyone the stupid bird took?"

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He puffs out his chest. "Yes!"

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"We'll eat it for lunch!"

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"Good. Get anything you need from your raft and let's go talk to Miss I'm Such A Big Bad Pirate."

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They gather up their supplies and their book.

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Tetra mocks them a bit, then welcomes them aboard.

The journey will be a day and a half, and then they'll probably have to wait another half a day unless they feel like making a raft and floating up towards probably a bunch of cannons and lots of various monsters.

"I have a clever plan to get you in. Fufufu..."

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The twins practise their sword fighting a bit.

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Gren definitely joins them. And practice-fights any pirates who want to do that.

Tetra's up for a spar. She fights Gren to a standstill at first, then gets bored and effortlessly puts Gren on her back and her practice sword flying end over end towards the back of the ship.

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After that, Tabitha steps up.

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Tetra quickly drops the showoffy swagger, looking kind of annoyed that it's necessary.

She's tricky. She doesn't fight dirty, in fact it looks like she's actively holding back from doing so, like she starts moving to poke Tabby's eyes or throw pepper at her face and then stops herself. During a lull, "You are annoyingly good at fighting!"

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"We used to be really, really, really good."

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"Well-" And she's on the attack again, pressing the slight advantage the surprise gives her.

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It's not that much of a surprise, vampires are good at reading body language.

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And pirates are good at hiding it, but let's just see who ends up winning...

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Neither of them, really. Tetra has skill on her side, but Tabby has strength and endurance.

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Eventually she calls a stop, panting from the exertion. "Call it a draw? Whatever kinda not human you are it's pretty sweet. What are the inevitable drawbacks that most weird magic seems to have?"

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"Um, Deku took most of them away."

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"Sounds like a good guy to know! Too bad we stole a tree from that place a couple of years ago."

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"How do you steal a tree? ...Why do you steal a tree?"

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"Rope! And because someone paid us to, and it was an interesting enough request that we did it even though we could have just robbed him."

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"Why would you steal from Deku? He's nice! Like a tree-dad!"

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"We're pirates, bucko! And it was just one tree. He has thousands of 'em."

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"But it's still mean!"

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"Does the word pirate not mean anything to you? We may keep our promises, but never forget that we look after ourselves first and usually only. I've got to go handle the charts, see you later scrubbies."

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"SCRUBBIES?"

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"Scrubbies means 'not pirates!'" Aaaand she's gone.

"Then being a scrubbie is a good thing," Gren opines. "It means we're not mean and selfish."

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"I don't trust her. She's not the good kind of sneaky."

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"Quill, the post bird, did say she always keeps her promises at least. But yeah. We shouldn't tell her anything useful in case she gets steal-y ideas about it."

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"Definitely," says Tabby. Though she doubts Deku would let Tetra what she's really thinking about.

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"I want to visit Mr. Deku some time."

Some of the pirates draft the three into some chores. Gren goes along with it - chores are chores, wherever you are, and at least everyone's doing something, even Tetra.

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Zeke seems to find the idea of her visiting the forest sanctuary very appealing. The twins are okay with chores, even if it's easier for them to tire out now.

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"You can do it!"

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"I know I can! It just takes practice!" 

To encourage her, Niko promises Gren a treasure if she can do it within one hour.

Gren tries very hard. When the time limit approaches, she rests for a while and then gives her best shot - and succeeds.

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The twins clap.

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Niko hopes Gren forgot about the whole treasure thing... Ehehe, it turns out he'll probably get in trouble for giving anything out. Let him off the hook? Please?

"A promise is a promise. It can be a little treasure, though."

Niko gives up a magic bag. "It'll hold way more stuff than it ought to... But only if it counts as loot. Never did figure out how it decides that."

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"Does that mean stolen stuff?"

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"Not necessarily... More like, valuable stuff? Special stuff? And not like gold jewelry and vases and nice clothes and things. Like I said, it's a bit weird about what counts as loot."

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How far are they from the Fortress?

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They'll be in sight of it tomorrow around noon, and wait until nightfall to approach so they don't get spotted.

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They almost feel like proper vampires again.

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Gren gets sentimental about her mom and all her friends on the island and the certain danger she's walking into and hides in a corner of the cargo hold glumly for a while. 

And then it's bedtime. Hammocks.

And then a whole day passes in pretty much the same routine: Practice fighting, obstacles courses, chores, other games, Gren steeling herself for what's ahead.

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Tabby tries to cheer her up.

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Well, results depend on how exactly she tries.

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She mainly tells her about where she's from and her family. Leaving out the obligate cannibalism.

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Her stories are weird and sound fake, but are successfully distracting.

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"-And then they turned into wolves and our auntie adopted them."

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"What's a wolf?"

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"Um, do you know what a doggie is?"

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"Maybe I've heard of that... Kind of like horses, but smaller and nicer?"

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"Yeah. Well, regular dogs hate us and are stupid, but wolves are prettier and cool."

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"If you say so. Maybe you should draw a picture of one."

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Tabitha proceeds to draw a surprisingly good picture of two wolf cubs, each standing next to a boy and girl about the twins' age. They look like they could be siblings, or maybe cousins. 

"Angie and Joey." 

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"You were right, wolves're cute!"

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"Especially werewolves."

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"I don't know about that, but the best pets we have on Outset Island are seagulls. And seagulls are not very good pets."

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"Angie and Joey are our cousins, not pets."

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"I was talking about animal versions. Wolves not werewolves."

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"Sorry. I was just kind of missing them."

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"Yeah, I understand. I'm already kind of missing the kids back on Outset."

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"The thing that hurts is that we wouldn't get along if we met again."

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"Why?"

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"We're different now."

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"People change when they grow up. I don't think they won't like you anymore, necessarily."

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"It's more than growing up."

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"Hm. Hey I should practice fighting you some more. Seems like I'm gonna need it, yeah?"

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She eagerly agrees.

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Fighting practice until late afternoon, when Tetra recommends all three of them rest so they can be active at night.

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Sleeping during the day, how normal.

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Tetra's plan to get them in apparently involves a catapult and then the trio floating down on their Deku Leaves, Gren borrowing the one meant for use as a sail.

Gren is very dubious of this plan.

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The twins sometimes forget how fragile all humans are, and don't see the problem.

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"Here, look at that rampart... By the watchtower. You see that thing sticking out? It's called a cannon. It shoots bombs at you. The safest way in is from above, I swear."

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"...Fine. Let's get this over with. But let me practice with the leaf from the tall thing first."

"The mast?" Tetra sarcastically clarifies.

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"I'll make sure to catch you if you fall!"

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"Thanks."

She tries it. The leaf is surprisingly easy to use - magically so - it almost guides itself. She climbs up again and practices gliding a half dozen times anyway.

"Okay, I'm ready."

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The twins on the other hand, have had plenty of practise.

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Tetra loads them all into a big barrel, which goes on the catapult. "Don't worry, we totally redid all the calculations after what happened last time. It'll be fun!"

...Gren tries to get out, but it's too late, there's a loud sound, a sudden acceleration, and they're flying!

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The twins giggle like fiends.

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Gren seems caught between screaming and cackling.

Their arc reaches its peak and they start heading down, high above the fortress. Tetra's calculations were pretty good, apparently, they're on target to land on a high balcony.

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The twins help cushion the landing.

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The Deku Leaves help a lot too,but they all land in a tangled heap anyway.

The goblin guarding the door definitely notices this. He's probably about to do something violent.

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The twins are preemptively violent, despite some bruising.

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Gren gets her bearings too late to help.

The goblin drops a butterfly necklace thing.

"Ow. Ow. Okay we're in... Now we have to find our way up to the stupid bird's nest." They can see it above them now, sleeping.

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"Necklace anything helpful?"

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"Um... I think that's a Joy Pendant. Some people collect them, maybe we can sell it later? Let's see if the magic loot bag thinks it's loot."

It does.

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"Does it make people happy or something?"

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"They're supposed to always find their way to people who make everyone around them happy, a Fate thing, so having lots of them is supposed to mean you're a nice person."

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The twins look very smug.

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She looks a bit askance at this. "Anyway let's go look for the-"

Her pocket suddenly emits Tetra's voice. She digs out a glowing blue stone. 

"Hey, scrubbies! I get that you're eager and all, but I can see the way up there from out here and you're going to need to shut down those spotlights. If the alarm gets raised the stupid bird will take to the air and pick you off. Or maybe you'll just get swarmed by monsters. Either way not good. Oh, and I'd like my talking stone back when you're done if you can manage it."

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The twins briefly wonder if it has anything to do with their glowy blue stone.

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"You could have just asked me to carry it. Didn't need to, to... Reverse-pickpocket me."

"It was funnier this way. Should have seen your faces. Anyway, you need to get those spotlights. I can give you directions. Right and down that ramp, for example."

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They do what the talking stone says.

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The trio are sufficiently sneaky to avoid raising the alarm and getting swarmed. The spotlight operators are more incredibly stupid goblins, one of which loses his weapon entirely when it whacks off Gren's shield. She giggles as the twins attack it, despite herself and the rather grave situation.

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They're glad to see she's getting into the spirit of things. Now, where are those kidnapped people?

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Up the ramps, across a precarious ledge, through a big door.

There's maybe half a dozen prisoners in a cage in the corner, all girls with pointed ears. Sami is one of them.

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"Hi, Sami! It's me and Zeke from the island."

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"SHH! SHH!" Someone rich-looking motions at them frantically. "Stay quiet or you'll wake up the Helmaroc King again!"

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The twins go dead silent. They're good at that.

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"SKRAAA!"

Too late, apparently.

The giant bird appears at the top of the tall tower they're standing in the base of. Gren runs to the cage and starts frantically trying to hack it open with the sword.

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The twins try to pry the bars apart.

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No luck. The Helmaroc King snatches all three of them up in its claws and flies back out the top of the tower. Gren barely manages to hold on to the sword - and the leaf. "NO NO NO LET ME GO-"

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The twins snarl and struggle like cornered predators.

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The bird hauls them before a menacing, tall, tough-looking figure on the half-wreck of a ship at the very tip of the Fortress.

"...What precisely are these, my pet?" ...The bird squawks out some kind of bird-language.

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And now they're hissing and trying to make themselves look big.

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"MEANIE! JERK! VILLAIN! BULLY!"

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"Dispose of them."

The bird flies away, higher and higher...

And drops them.

 

 

Sure is handy it's not smart enough to take their Deku Leaves, eh?

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Indeed. And vampires unsurprisingly tend to land on their feet.

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Well, in the ocean. Tetra hasn't caught up to them yet.

"But hey," she exclaims from her speaking-stone, "At least you didn't die!"

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"That would suck. We have way more life to lose!"

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"Yeah, so you should be a bit less brave and a bit more careful, like proper pirates. That dark guy is a jerk. He used to run a competing pirate crew to ours, you know."

...Gren mutters something uncomplimentary about pirates, and getting wet.

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The twins swim a little. It's good to try and make the best of a bad situation. 

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Tetra's ship sails up to them and throws ropes out. The pirates haul them all aboard.

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"What do we do now?"

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"Find out more about that bad guy."

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"He smelt weird."

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"Windfall Island is the place you want to go for information. It's not far. I'll drop you off there if you like. Can I have my talking stone back please?" Gren hands it over.

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"It was sort of like sand and rotting things."

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"...Ew. That sounds like a bad guy smell alright."

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"What's Windfall island like?"

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"Big town. Nice enough place if you have money. Busy. We're not really welcome there but we poke our noses around for stealable stuff once in a while."

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"Sounds fun." 

Anything of interest on the way?

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Nope. Just open sea, filthy (literally and morally) pirates, badly sung sea shanties, and chores.

It's only a few hours, at least. They're in sight by noon the next morning.

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The twins tease the look out a bit for needing to use a telescope.

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The lookout throws a boot at them. It misses.

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It's good to be an ex-vampire, isn't it?

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Tetra pulls up to a cliffy, relatively hidden part of the island and has a pirate row them ashore in a little boat, then leaves quickly before too many people notice the pirates. "Good luck with your heroic quest and all!"

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The twins wave goodbye a little disingenuously. 

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A little after the pirates are out of earshot, a bright red boat sails out of the little cove they're near and says, "Hello. You three were just at the Forsaken Fortress, were you not?"

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"Yup!"

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"We were trying to rescue people."

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"Admirable. But I must warn you, the master of that foul place, Ganon, cannot be defeated by mortal strength. He was sealed in ancient times, along with me and many other things. The fact that I have awakened at all means I must seek a new hero, or heroes, to defeat Ganon once again."

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"We're not technically mortal."

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"...Hm. Deku's influence? You are all holding leaves gifted from him. Still, Ganon has stolen a fragment of a god. You will need the Master Sword to have a hope of doing more than inconveniencing him, alas."

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"So... How do we get the special sword?"

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"It will be a long and difficult journey, that I promise. Though perhaps not as long and difficult as it might be to a single, human hero."

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"We'll give her all the help she needs!"

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"Ah, but she is not the only hero here! True, the Hero's Sword likes her the best, and the Master Sword will be the same, but it is still brave and kind of you both to assist."

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"Yeah... Thanks a lot, actually. I would've been way more scared in the fortress without you two."

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He shrugs. "No problem."

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"Ahem! To acquire the Master Sword you three must complete a surprisingly elaborate sequence of actions. Gather three mystic pearls from three different islands, place them in the correct way, and then ascend the puzzle tower that this summons. It's old magic designed to test your courage and determination. It will open a gate to where you can find the Master Sword."

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She rolls her eyes. "It's never easy, is it?"

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"I'm afraid not. And... It's embarrassing to admit, while I would like to help carry you far and wide, I cannot use a leaf as a sail. I would be as slow as any ordinary craft with such. However, with a real sail my magic will allow me to take you where you need to go with ease and speed. It is not essential, but it would be a great help if you spoke with the merchants of this place to acquire a sail."

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"...Fine."

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"The magic talking boat is helping us a lot. Well, assuming you're not lying, Mr. Boat. Be nice please?"

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"We'll bite you if you're not!"

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"I doubt my lacquering would appreciate it. I am not lying, no."

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"Hmm. Well, let's go look around the place I guess?"

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The twins seem eager.

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Windfall Island is a fairly vibrant and prosperous-looking place. There are sailors and ships and docks, though no ship is as impressive as Tetra's was. There are children playing tag and old men walking around the fields.

And most importantly to their task there are quite a lot of people selling and buying and bartering and loaning and auctioning and all other sorts of economic activity.

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"We could do chores for money. Me and Tabby could get them done really fast."

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"We have some already, from the monsters and from my mom. We can ask if people need work done to get more."

It transpires that most people don't have any significant work they'll offer to small children when they ask, though Zeke does get five rupees for fetching well-water for someone.

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Anyone worth talking to around?

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'Worth talking to' is hard to define. 'Interesting' might be findable, for example one of the street vendors is much smaller than most of the rest.

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Because they are quite silly, the twins find other children inherently trustworthy. 

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"Hello newcomers to Windfall! I hope you don't mind my assumption, you look new. And newcomers to Windfall are all looking for something, yes? How goes your search?"

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"Well, we just got here..."

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"Maybe I can help. I have many things and I know many people who have many things. It's probably easier to just ask me and I can go find it. Need a fishing rod? I know how to make those. Want joy pendants? I can find them. Pots? I'll carry one halfway across the island for ya. I even have some magic things..."

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She grins. "Magic?"

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"Yep! It's not big flashy magic - stuff like that is so rare these days - but magic it is! Fabric that will stay clean for everything but the harshest conditions. I have fishhooks enchanted to be nearly invisible in water. Everybody needs to eat and that makes it a lot easier. Bottles that hold a little more and weigh a little less than they ought to, doesn't that sound convenient?"

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"Eh, me and my brother can take or leave clothes. And we catch fish with our hands and teeth."

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"What about your friend? What's your names anyway?"

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"Magic fishhooks could come in handy some time if they're not too pricey. I usually use a net though. Oh, I'm Gren."

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"Our mum named me Ezekiel, but most people call me Zeke. My sister's called Tabby."

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"I'm Nemo Eastwind. And I promise you my magic fishhooks will be worth the investment, if you decide you need them. How many extra fish do you think it takes to make up for what you pay now? Why, you can even use them as much as you want and then go and sell them again."

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"Depends what kind of magic."

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"It's nearly invisible when submerged in water. Use it with a thin enough line and fish can't tell it's there at all, they just see the bait. Dead useful, let me tell you. I don't fish much but when I do I get more than ten in an hour." That's probably helped because he knows where a nice reef is, and that makes for great fishing, but they don't need to know that.

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"And this is better than just getting the fish yourself?"

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"...Most people can't get fish without a net, or a hook and pole, or a spear. You two can?"

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"Yup! It's so much fun!"

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"How would you like to earn money for having fun, then?"

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"Depends on the money."

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"Fish is good stuff. I would still have to find someone to buy it, and clean it, and make sure none of the fish are sick or bad in some way... But if you'd dive for the kind of fish that don't live right on the surface I could definitely get you three rupees per pound of fish. And bonuses if you get any particularly big ones."

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"Hmm, okay!" 

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Tabitha clears her throat. "I'm the one doing the negotiating here, brother. Yes, we agree to your terms."

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"Great! Let me show you what kinds of fish I mean on the three rupees deal. Some fish are better than others."

He produces an entirely handwritten book in some sort of cipher. There are some illustrations. "This kind, this kand, that kind, or that kind. Oh, and shark teeth are good too if you find any."

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"Sure. Where do we start?"

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"North of here. Just past the point where the sea suddenly gets deeper should be good."

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"We're also looking for a sail."

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"Interesting request! I can ask around but don't know how much it'll probably cost you yet."

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"You said you go fishing sometimes."

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"Well, I kind of need my sail. I want to find one that nobody needs, it'll be cheaper for you. Though if you really want mine I could maybe be convinced to sell it."

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"Or you could borrow ours."

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"If you already have a sail why are you looking for another one?"

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"It's a magic leaf, and it's not big enough for our new boat."

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"That sounds pretty neat. Could I see it?"

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He can.

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He investigates it some, twirls it around, rolls it up and unrolls it again, peers at it with a special lens, lets it catch the wind...

"This is a nice artifact."

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"Deku gave us them."

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"Hey, I know a Deku! This one guy who I buy potions from talks about a Deku sometimes. He's a tree apparently?"

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"Yeah. You know Hollo?"

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"Yep. I mail him things all the time. I thought I recognized you, he talks about you two. Nice to meet you!"

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"Nice to meet you, too."

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Tabby's eyes narrow. "What does he say about us?"

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"You're strong and fast, you're not human, you used to be super mean but Deku 'fixed' you. Don't know what that means but it sounds a little ominous. You play lots of fun games with people and kill evil things and bring him magic ingredients."

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"That's about right. We used to be even stronger and faster and everything, but Deku took a lot of it away to fix us."

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"What exactly did he 'fix'?"

This will probably determine whether he would consider visiting, if the opportunity comes up.

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"We used to not really care about people at all."

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"That sounds awfully lonely. He made you care again? But made you weaker too?"

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"Yeah."

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"Hmmmmmm."

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"...Did he give you a choice?" She sounds a little afraid.

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"Not really, but we did try to attack his koroks, and he was really nice about it."

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"It sucks we can't really make more of us like we used to."

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"Okay if he was defending his tree-children that's a good reason and I am a lot less nervous about the whole thing. Still nervous, mind you, that he can change folk like that. But not as much."

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"Yeah. And... Make more of you?"

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"Yeah. Now take us to the fish!" She growls happily.

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"I've got to stay here, sorry. It's not hard to find though."

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They go looking.

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Gren stays behind and buys a snack for one rupee. "I could use a break. You guys don't get tired as easy as I do you know."

 

Fish are easy to find! The kind Nemo wanted aren't quite as easy, but probably they just have to go further and deeper.

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They strip off and dive in, and within about half an hour have plenty of the requested fish.

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Gren is chatting with the sailors. "Hello again! None of the sailors want to sell their sails. One guy said it was two thousand rupees but that's definitely just him making fun of me..."

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"Don't be mean." He hisses at the sailor. 

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"Well, let's go give Nemo these fish."

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"Yeah! You got a lot, we'll be a little bit rich at three rupees per pound for them..."

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Nemo tries not to giggle at the high profit margins he's about to get as he weighs the fish and counts out crystals. After combining the proceeds with what they already had, their budget is about three hundred rupees.

"No luck on a sail yet, I'll surely have something for you by tomorrow though."

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"Where do you live?"

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"I hope you don't overly mind if I don't tell that to everyone who asks. I'll be at this stall again tomorrow, that's how to find me."

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Anything else they should get done that day?

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Touring the other stuff for sale. It's a pretty wide selection. Gren kind of wants a pretty carved-shell necklace she sees, but then they might not have enough money for the sail so they'd better wait.

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Zeke manages to pocket it without either the stall owner or Gren noticing. 

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...Tabby might notice that the kind of fish Nemo had them go get is on sale (cleaned and sliced up all nice and cooked, admittedly), for rather more than three rupees a pound. More like twenty.

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She laughs. "The sly git."

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"Huh, what happened?"

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"He tricked us. Those fish are worth way more than three rupees a pound!"

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"Oh, wow you're right. There's no way preparing them is worth seventeen rupees. It would make sense if it were like, eight or ten. They'll just go bad if he doesn't sell them. But we should have gotten that much if they sell for that much!"

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"We should find him."

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"I can already hear him saying 'A deal is a deal'. Makes me want to punch him. We'll have to yell at whatever he says for the sail, he'll try to do the same thing I'm sure."

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Tabby starts sniffing the air. "This is gonna be fun."

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"You can smell him?"

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"Yep!"

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"...Neat I guess but didn't he want to keep us from knowing where he lives? Unless that's just 'cause he knew he was cheating us."

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"It's not like we're gonna tell anyone else where he lives." She follows the scent.

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Gren follows, looking slightly dubious.

The scent leads through back alleys, through a coffee shop, into the asymmetrical but reasonably well-built houses sitting away from the main market streets, into a particular building

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"I think I can smell his parents."

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Gren is starting to look uncomfortable with this course of action.

"...I'll stay here."

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"Okay."

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As they get closer to Nemo's family's section of the townhome, they can hear the following:

"But I can definitely live off of-"

"I don't care if you can, son. It's not about the damn money. A man needs to know a good, solid trade like fishing or farming or building or he won't." Thump. "Know." Thump. "Responsibility!" THUMP.

"You need to listen to your father, Nemo. Life isn't all about money, and it's definitely not about sitting behind a stall talking to people all day."

"...Yes, mother. Yes, father."

"And give me the money you earned today. It will go in your savings box except for your allowance, as usual. Tomorrow you're going fishing with me."

"Yes, father."

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"They don't sound nice..."

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"I'm going for a walk. Sarah, won't you give him his dinner? And Nemo, make sure you haul in tomorrow's firewood. You know what will happen if you don't finish your chores."

"Yes, father."

 

Once he leaves, his probably-mom says, "Oh, honey, I know he can be... Hard to understand. If only you would listen to him I'm sure things would get better. Your moral development is important, you know. Tell you what, I'll do the dishes after we eat and you can spend a little time with your tools and things before bed-time."

That's not the problem here, he doesn't say. "Yeah, thanks mom."

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The twins wait till he goes out to collect the firewood before approaching him.

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When he spots them his body language and expression immediately goes from 'glum' to 'casual trader' from earlier. "Oh, didn't expect to see you two back here!"

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She grins. "Hey, we figured out your con. Pretty funny."

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"Well, to be fair, you could have asked around for what other people would pay for those kinds of fish. And you're still several hundred rupees better off, no?"

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She giggles. "Yeah. You want help with that wood?"

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"...Mm." How can he get them to hide if his father comes back, without showing weakness? He can't. "No, thank you."

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"Is it your dad? He doesn't have to know."

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He flinches. He sounds too cheerful. "No, really, you needn't bother!"

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"Why?"

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"Because I can handle it. I will handle it. I- have to- handle it."

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"Are you okay?"

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"In a certain way of speaking, yes."

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"What about the other ways of speaking?"

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"My parents are my problem, right? Other people don't need to interfere."

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"But they're mean! Well, your dad is. Your mum doesn't seem to be helping much, though."

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"...You were listening. Gee, thanks. They're still my parents."

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"I know, but they should be proud of you."

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"Hm."

 

"You three have a boat, yes?"

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"Yup."

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"I... Had been planning to wait until I was older. But if, say, tomorrow my savings box happened to go missing and I follow you on whatever strange adventure you have, trading along the way to work my way up to having my own ship, that would be pretty great. I think I could... Face them with my head high if I had a ship."

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"Hmm, if Gren thinks it's okay."

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"The fact that I know you through knowing Hollo, and that Gren seems like a straightforward type, is most of why I'm considering. I probably won't actually go fishing tomorrow. I'll get your sail either way. Though if I don't come with you it'll probably be two hundred rupees, and that is actually close to the price I'll pay for it."

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"Okay. Can we help you with the wood now?"

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"Quite so, and I appreciate it, and I'll give you each two rupees for the work."

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"Thanks. We'll go ask Gren about you coming with now."

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"Hey, Gren, we might have a new crewmember."

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"Really? Really? You go to yell at him about the fish... And now 'we might have a new crewmember'?"

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"He's funny! And his parents don't appreciate him."

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"...I'll be okay with it if he pays up for cheating you two on the fish. Two hundred more rupees, that's still low but at least fair-ish."

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"Eh, we can get more fish easy."

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"Yeah but it would show me that he's... What's the word... Acting in good faith."

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"Is that important?"

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"Yeah. If he is, it means I can trust him. If he's not, he might take all our stuff in the middle of the night and sail away or something."

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"...I guess that's something to think about."

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"Yeah, I get liking that he's tricky... But like you said with Tetra, there's good tricky and bad tricky. Got to make sure it's good tricky."

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"We'll come back for him in the morning, then."

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"Okay... Where do we even sleep?"

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"On the boat? Under a tree?"

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"We can ask the boat if he doesn't mind. I don't think I could sleep well in a tree but on a boat in that cave could work. I packed a blanket." She rustles her backpack. "He's not a super big boat, I don't know if all three of us could sleep there."

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Suddenly, kittens!

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"Oh, right. Haha."

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They climb onto her shoulders. 

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And she goes to the boat and asks, "Do you mind if we sleep on top of you? We'll probably get a sail tomorrow. And maybe someone else to come along. And do you have a name?"

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"I am known as the King of Red Lions. Red Lions if that's too long. And, yes, you may sleep inside my hull. Those kittens are Miss Tabby and Mister Zeke, correct?" Gren nods.

She climbs in and goes to sleep.

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When she wakes up, the twins are on the beach getting dressed.

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She slept in clothes. She looks away and folds up the blanket. "G'morning."

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"Morning! Sleep well?"

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"It's not my house... I probably smell so salty now. But yeah, slept good enough."

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"Shame you can't get all small and furry like we can."

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"Wouldn't fur make it worse? But oh well, I can stand not having a bath to save Sami and whoever else got kidnapped."

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"Cats are good at keeping clean, and they take up less space."

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"Yeah there's that. So do we go look for Nemo now? Or just relax a bit, or fish more, or what?"

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"I don't want to keep Nemo waiting."

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"We don't know when he wakes up is all I mean. But we can wait by that stall he was using, yeah. Buy some food first. I'm hungry."

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They are still really surprised by how good food tastes when it's been cooked.

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Gren can advise on the best kinds of cooking!

Fresh, hot brown bread with sweet fruit glaze! Mmmm.

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Food is eaten, local children played with, markets explored.

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Nemo shows up. He is Definitely Not Nervous.

"So! In exchange for having me along for the trip we can use my sail for the duration, but I keep it when we're done. If you don't like that I found someone who needs money more than his sail. It'd be two hundred."

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"I don't think we need a sail forever. You can come."

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"IF! You give Tabby and Zeke some money to make up for tricking them on the price of the fish."

"Oh, is that your condition?"

"Yup."

"Fine, fine. A hundred fifty more, that brings you to, oh, five or six per pound, close to what you would have got with someone else."

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"Cool, so, are your parents okay with you going with us?"

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"Not that we care much."

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"Best not to tell them that I'm leaving, I thought. I left a letter, explaining."

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"So, let's get this sail rigged up."

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"You have a bad mom and dad?"

"Yup."

"...Okay, let's go show you the boat. He's a magic talking boat."

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"Hi, King!"

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"It's Red Lions, if you must shorten it, please. And welcome back. This is your new friend, I presume? Ah, let me see that sail..."

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Nemo fans it out. "What's it like being a boat? Not having a sail must be bad."

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"Indeed. I was asleep - magically asleep - until very recently, and before that I served in Hyrule. I don't think much of my experience would be interesting to you."

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"Isn't that a magic sunken kingdom or something?"

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"Yes. This is how to rig a sail, listen carefully..." And he gives a sailing lecture to the four.

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The twins at least manage it okay. 

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Nemo has sailed before. Gren watches carefully. "I've already packed supplies and things. Let's go to wherever you lot are adventuring to, then!"

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"Hey, Red Lions, do you know Deku?"

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"We're acquainted. It is a little difficult for us to talk directly to each other, as you can probably guess."

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"Well, do you know what a seeding ceremony is?"

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"It's when he spreads seeds with the help of the koroks, yes?"

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"Yeah, well, we met this Korok who needed some water from the island, and he asked us to get him some."

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"I don't think this should be a distraction from defeating Ganon before he brings evil and destroys the land. But if it will not overly delay us, we could certainly do that."

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"Thank you."

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"It sounds like a noble cause. Do you think all the koroks will need Deku's water or just one?"

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"We only saw one who was having trouble."

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"Did you only see one? Or, did you see any that weren't having trouble?"

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"I guess we only saw one."

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"So we should be looking out for others and see if they're all having trouble."

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"Yeah, it's important to spread the forest."

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"The trees on Outset are supposed to be old forest. They're handy. Good building material, lots of small critters to hunt and berries and stuff. Even though we still mostly ate fish."

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"Small critters? Rabbit, something bigger? Smoked rabbit could sell well as an exotic treat, I think."

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"Rabbits are not exotic. Me and Zeke eat them all the time."

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"Exotic is all relative. Most of the people on Windfall, I doubt they've ever seen a rabbit. More like rats. It's not exactly a foresty place."

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"You seen one?"

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"Nope!"

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"They're not all that special, I think. But if you say people would like them, you're the one who knows this kind of thing."

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"They are cute and tasty!"

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"Yep!"

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"Cute and tasty and new equals profitable."

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"Not as cute as cats, though."

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"Cats are too cute for anyone but weirdos and desperate people to want to eat."

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And now Nemo must face the dreaded Tabby Cat!

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"What! Cats! Turning into things! What!"

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Zeke-the-cat joins the fray.

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"D'aww, so cute!" 

"Don't go aww at me! I'm not cute!"

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The twins resume being people shaped, giggling.

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"I want to be annoyed, but I guess it was funny."

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He smiles. "That's what Tabby said about your fish scam," 

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"Oh? Should I scam you more then?"

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"No you should not. Maybe try to scam Tetra though."

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"Who the heck is Tetra?"

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"Pirate gir."

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"Pirates! I bet they have some good loot I could resell. If they don't rob me."

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"Or if we rob them!"

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"I guess if anyone deserves it it's pirates."

Gren doesn't look happy about this reasoning.

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How long does it take to get to the island?

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"We should arrive by mid-afternoon."

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Occasionally the twins dive into the water and see if they can keep up with Red Lions.

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Not when the wind is directly behind him!

He seems quite proud of this fact.

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The twins grumble that they could've, once.

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"Perhaps. But we'll never know, will we?"

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She giggles. "Least these two can't outswim us," she says, pointing her thumb and Gren and Nemo.

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"Yes, well, when you're superhuman in most ways these things happen don't they?"

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"True."

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"So it's only impressive if you beat each other at things."

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And now they're seeing who can jump higher and swim faster.

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"Hey don't shake the boat too much! And try not to slow us down, we've got kidnapped people to save."

"It will take a while," muses Red Lions. "A week, certainly. Dallying will not do, of course, but it's not as if every single moment is crucial."

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Turns out Tabitha can jump higher, by the way.

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Nemo starts a game of checkers with Gren. And bets 5 rupees on the outcome.

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The twins watch passively.

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Nemo keeps trying to distract Gren. Jokes, silly things, pointless conversation. It doesn't really work, apparently, since Gren wins anyway. (Nemo pays up.)

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The twins clap.

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"Thanks! There isn't too much room out here but at least we're going fast, right? I wonder what the place we're heading to is like."

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"Isn't it where the post man is from?"

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"The Rito Tribe dwells there, and they deliver mail all over the Great Sea, yes."

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"And they have a dragon that makes them have wings, right?"

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"It's a bit more complicated than that- But essentially, yes."

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"I wonder if our postman will be there when we arrive."

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"They told me they spend about a third of the time flying around, and the rest at home. Not counting sleeping. So odds are good he will."

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"Flying must be fun."

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"Yeah, it probably is. The catapult and leaf-gliding was really fun once I got over being afraid of going splat."

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The rest of the jaunt to Dragon Isle is pretty pleasant. 

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Eventually it comes up on the horizon. 

"Wow, that's a really big tower. And... Is that an ash cloud?"

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"I think that's called a volcano!"

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"You are correct. Though it's not supposed to be active... This is potentially worrying."

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"Should we warn them?"

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"I'm quite sure they know. Let's keep going."

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No arguments there.

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They reach the island, eventually. Gren scans the place with her telescope as they approach the beach. "There's a way up, but the bridge is out and rocks are blocking the way..."

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"Maybe we could shove them out the way?"

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"Let's go take a look."

Red Lions gets to the beach and moors himself.

"Oh, is that Beedle? I know him!" Nemo grins. "I'll be over there working out a deal, come find me if you need me."

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The twins try to move the rocks.

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Nope.

But they might be interested in the sign next to some oddly bomb-ish fruit declaring, "WARNING! DO NOT ATTACK THE BOMB FRUIT!"

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They experimentally attack the bomb fruit.

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BOOM!

"Eep! Hey! You two can read, right?!"

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"Yeah, and now we know how to get rid of the bombs."

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...It grows back. Alarmingly fast. 

"Or not. Guess they're magic. Not hard to guess, exploding plants wouldn't last long on their own."

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"We can use them on the rocks!"

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"Carefully. But that's a good idea, actually."

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"Fine, carefully."

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For certain values of carefully anyway. It turns out plucking one starts it ticking down to an explosion after a few seconds. Pluck, run, set down, run again, BOOM, rocks clear. "This would be really fun if it weren't kinda dangerous!"

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Ezekiel just laughs.

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Eventually the path is clear. But the bridge is still out. "Hey, it looks like if one of you can get up there, we could push that rock there off that ledge. Then we could climb up and not need the bridge."

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This looks like a job for Tabitha!

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THUMP.

"Bet I could have done it eventually, but you're so much faster, thanks."

"NEMO! WE'RE GOING UP TO THE POST STATION NOW!"

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"I'LL FOLLOW IN A LITTLE WHILE!"

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"See ya later!"

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He waves and resumes talking to a lanky guy on another boat. Probably trying to scam him.

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As Gren and company walk through the tunnel to the far side of the island, they are met by a postman! "Oh! Visitors. That hasn't happened in a while."

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She hopes Nemo tell her all about the scam later. And that Gren won't get grumpy. "Hi, Postbird! Remember us?"

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"I do, actually. Deku's guests. What brings you all the way out here?"

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"Trouble. That giant bird you told us about... We tried to fight it. We lost, bad. Then we found a talking boat who says he knows how to defeat Ganon, the bird's boss. I don't think he's lying."

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"Adventure, friends, and now we're helping Gren rescue some people because she's the Great Hero! I think."

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"...I see. Would it happen that you need to go see Valoo, the Sky Spirit?"

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"Yes, exactly! We need to get something from him to unlock the power to defeat evil."

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"That may not be possible at this time. Valoo is in a state of great upset. None of us know why. But it would be very dangerous to try to talk to him."

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"What if we told him Deku vouches for us?"

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"I don't think you can even get close. The volcano is active again, there is ash everywhere, winds batter the sides of the mountain so that we cannot even fly up... It's quite troubling. Moreso since we cannot continue our traditions with him in such a state."

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"You have no idea what's causing it?"

"Alas, no."

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"You can't deliver mail."

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"Hm? No, we can still deliver mail. But all Rito children must make a pilgrimage to the peak and recieve Valoo's blessing, or they do not grow wings. None of our fledglings can do that while this continues. It's not yet a problem, but it will soon become a very big problem. If Valoo cannot be calmed, the Rito Tribe will lose its way of life forever in the next five decades."

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"That's horrible!"

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"Which is why, while we would ordinarily be glad to help you on your heroic quest, we must pour all our efforts into finding out what has Valoo so terribly angry. Just this morning our chief flew for the Forest Haven to get Deku's advice, actually."

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"There's another way up than flying, right? Why not do that? Too dangerous?" He sighs and nods.

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"What do you mean by dangerous?"

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"The way up for the wingless is inside the mountain... But as I said, the volcano is active again, and lately monsters have infested it. It would be great danger to ascend."

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Even the twins aren't sure about trying that.

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Nemo's coming up the slope behind them.

Gren explains the situation. 

"You could always take a look and turn back if it gets too dangerous. Bet there's good treasure in there."

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"I guess."

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"If you can get in at all it might be worth the attempt. The way up through the inside is blocked, currently, even to us."

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The twins decide to at least try.

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"Come in and have a rest and perhaps a hot meal first. We'd like to support the heroic quest, even if that's all we can offer."

He leads them to the Rito Tribe's hold, a few large spaces and lots of small ones carved into the side of the mountain. Wooden and rope bridges and platforms and carved rock ramps providing transit between them.

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The twins can't help but see it as a giant obstacle course.

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There are lots of shortcuts meant for people with wings - gaps just a bit too wide for a human to comfortably leap. It's a pretty acceptable obstacle course. Gren looks a bit jealous at their dashing about.

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"Look on the bright side, you don't sunburn as fast." At least he's trying.

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"I'm gonna have to find a mirror and menace you with it at this rate then."

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"Our mummy used to tease us with a mirror when we were smaller kittens."

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"That's because it's kind of funny. I'll stop if you want though."

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"It's fine." 

The twins manage to wear themselves out.

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Gren and Nemo are plotting with a Rito girl about their age. "...And that's where the last switch is, the idea of putting puzzles in there is so annoying, I mean really why would you do that. But that's how we can all get to the top, assuming the monsters don't hinder us too much. And it hasn't changed too much."

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"There are puzzles?"

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"Yeah, it's really stupid, I already know all of them 'cause I went up a few months ago, see?" She shows off her wings.

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"Ooh, can you fly yet?"

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"I can fly! It's great fun! I can't fly very far, or carry things easily yet, though."

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"Must've been hard getting around here before you could, though."

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"Not as much as you think. Little kids don't have much reason to go to random people's houses high up, they can stay in the nursery. You just can't take shortcuts."

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"I like your beak."

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She blushes and smiles shyly. "T-thanks! We all have beaks, even if they don't work like real birds' beaks. I don't know what it'd be like to not have one."

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"And your eyes are a nice shade of red."

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"All Rito have red eyes, though. It's Valoo's fire."

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"Still nice."

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"So, are we going to have a trek up the inside of a volcano, looking for treasure and fighting monsters? Sounds fun."

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"And I need to visit the shrine at the peak, to see if there's anything there that can tell us what's wrong with Valoo, yeah... But it might be tricky for you guys to get up there. A rock fell right through the bridge into the entrance, and blocked the spring there too."

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"Is there something we can lay over the gap?"

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"Let me just show you."

The gap is about fifty or a hundred feet wide.

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"We could so have jumped that back home!" He seems frustrated.

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There's a pit maybe thirty feet below it. "The real problem is the ashy wind... It keeps changing so fast I can't fly across from one side to the other. If one of you threw me from a bit closer, and timed it well, maybe I could get up, but then you're still stuck. Because that boulder blocks the spring, you see."

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"Too bad the exploding fruit over there are withered and dead."

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"I know a guy on Windfall who sells bombs, but for way more than they're worth. And it doesn't help us here, so."

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"But what if we mess up?"

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"I have a hard skull!"

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Zeke fidgets a bit. "Okay, but don't haunt me if it all goes wrong."

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"Ghosts aren't real. They're always mischievous fairies pretending to be ghosts. That's what Sturgeon says anyway."

 

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"Well, crouch down, I'll climb up on your shoulders, wait for the wind to be right and throw!"

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"Ready?"

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"Wait for it... Wait... Wa- NOW!"

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THROW!

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"Wheee- Uh oh-"

The wind shifts when she's almost there, but she twists and successfully grabs the ledge anyway. After pulling herself up. "Hey, thanks so much! It worked! I don't know how to get you guys up... But I have to go visit the peak, I'll come back and tell everyone what I find later."

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"Good luck!"

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She runs off.

"We have to follow her, of course. Allow me to demonstrate how, right this way." He leads them back to the entrance, above the pit and near the withered bomb plants. He's got that look that means he thinks himself clever right about now on...

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Tabitha looks expectant. "Well?"

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"It's obvious, really." He pours a little bit of greenish dust, and then some water from his canteen, onto the withered bomb plants. Which promptly swell into full-sized ones. "I've worked with enough little magic to see that these are definitely some kind of magic, and encourage it to make them come back faster. Fire away at that spring-blocking rock, Miss Tabby."

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She does so, with gusto. 

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BOOM! No more rock. Nemo claps.

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She grins and bows. "Thanks for your input, Mr. Eastwind."

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Gren peers at the bubbling water rapidly refilling the basin. "Looks like it'll be a while before we can cross, still. Want to go ask for something to eat since Quill offered it?"

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"Sure." He's pretty eager to try more of this extotic "cooked food".

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They're happy to share some food. Vegetables, fish, bread!

Gren really likes bread.

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Tabitha finds it surprisingly delicious, 

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Nemo earns himself a job sorting mail. "Pays reasonably well while there's nothing better to do, anyway."

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Any work for the twins?

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...Also sorting mail? Or maybe packing it into easy-to-fly-with bundles. There's a lot of mail to sort.

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Well, they do that. 

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They might hear the little prince complaining loudly that his father doesn't care about him and why doesn't everyone just leave him alone.

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"Does everyone have trouble with their dads around here?" says Tabby, loudly.

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The Rito tribe couldn't say. They shuffle away uneasily.

Nemo says, "What are you talking about?"

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"Some kid, I think he's the prince, doesn't like his dad."

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"Not really our business is it?"

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"You weren't our business either."

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"Fine, do what you want, but don't involve me."

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"I'm sorry if that sounded mean."

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"I didn't think it was mean I just thought that this Prince is none of our business."

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"Um, Mr. Postbird, could I take a quick break?"

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"Of course. We are going to run out of work for you soon at this rate anyway."

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"Back soon!" she heads to the royal residence.

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Its just one big room. It has a sign on it, with a childishly scrawled 'Stay Out' written on it.

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She knocks on the door.

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"Go away!"

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"Why?"

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"I don't want to talk to anyone except my dad."

He sounds really young. Like five or six.

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"But you said he didn't care?"

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"It's obvious he doesn't, he's gone all the time. Or busy."

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"Isn't he king or something?"

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"...Yeah. Hey, didn't I say to go away?!"

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"You did, but you seemed like you needed cheering up."

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"...It worked. Thanks, I guess."

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"Are you telling the truth?"

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"Fine. I'll go back to telling you to go away then."

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"Well that isn't going to work, is it?"

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No response.

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She enters the room.

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He's at a desk staring morosely at a very shiny glowy treasure looking thing. Maybe even the thing they're here for.

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"Um, what's that?"

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"Go away. I wish to be alone. Um, t-that's a royal order from the chief's heir."

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"Well I'm not one of the chief's subjects, so neeh."

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"I'll call Sharp Beak in here if you don't leave."

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"And who's he?"

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"He's a tough guy. You don't want me to call him."

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"I'm a tough girl."

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"SHARP BEAK!!! SOMEONE IS BOTHERING ME!"

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"YOU BETTER GET HERE, QUICK!!!" shouts Tabby in an unnervingly good imitation of the prince's voice.

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"-Who even are you!"

Someone is jogging but not sprinting towards the royal room.

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"I'm Tabby, queen of the vampires!" Well, there probably aren't any other vampires in this world. But would that make Zeke king or prince?

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"Where does your tribe live? Why did a queen go into my room even when I said not to?"

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"They live far beyond the horizon, and the queen goes where she pleases!"

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Sharp Beak arrives. He does look pretty tough for a human. For a Rito.

"Sharp Beak! She says she's a queen but I don't see any retainers or crown or anything. And she keeps bothering me. Please escort her away."

Sharp Beak sighs, a bit. "Of course, my prince. I'm sorry, miss, but will you please come with me?"

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"I only came here to cheer him up. And I think he's up to no good with that glowy thing! And for your information, vampire queens don't need crowns or retainers. We radiate natural nobility."

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"The glowy thing was a gift from my grandmother! The last thing I still have of her! And it's called Din's Pearl you meanie!"

Sharp Beak attempts to pick up Tabby, over the shoulder.

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She breaks free. "I'm sorry that I called it a glowy thing...it wouldn't have to do with the dragon being angry, would it?"

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"...Not really. It was a gift from Valoo a long time ago."

Sharp beak looks on at them. Prince Komali doesn't seem really upset right now at least. He stays, though.

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"Does it do stuff beside glow? Not that it isn't cool enough already."

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"Treasure of the gods. Apparently it can unlock some kind of ancient magic if you have all three of the same kind of thing."

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"Cooool. Any idea what magic?"

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"No. Please leave."

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"I'm just trying to be nice!"

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"You don't know what it's like to be the chief's son! Everybody expects so much from me when I grow up but I don't think I'll be able to do any of it."

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"That does sound tough. But I think you're being hard on your dad."

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"I don't think you'll do any more good here, miss." Sharp Beak says soothingly. "Come with me, please."

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"Okay."

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Gren is waiting nearby. "Hey. I heard some of that... Din's Pearl is what we need to get from here, actually. But we should probably wait a while before asking him for it."

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"Has the bird-girl got back yet?"

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"No, but it's kind of a big mountain. Do you think something bad could happen to her?"

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"It's a rumbly volcano with an angry dragon man."

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"Good point. If she doesn't come back in a couple of hours we should go see if she needs rescuing, then."

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Zeke already seems pretty nervous.

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"...Any of you have a use for bait? Or hyoi pears? That guy down at the beach was selling them cheap."

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"What are hyoi pears?"

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"They let you mind control a seagull for a little while. It's fun."

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"Ooh, let's get those. Then we'll be able to get all the seagulls we can eat!"

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"Probably cheaper to just catch gulls. The pears are still a little pricey, eight rupees each."

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"Ooh. Well, they still sound fun."

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"They are fun! I'll go get a few then."

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"Yay!"

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He's back quickly. "Okay, you go outside and feed it to a gull. Then you close your eyes and focus on being the gull. Who first?"

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Zeke volunteers. 

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And he receives a pear with a faint image of a cartoonish face on it.

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"Weird." He manages to attract a seagull and feeds it the pear.

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It's not hard. There's a crowd of gulls watching for more pears too. 

And he's flying!

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He does a few dives...it's almost better than being a cat.

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This other seagull agrees! It's probably another person driving a gull, but there's not really a way to tell which.

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Zeke the seagull tries to say hello.

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He's not the seagull anymore and says hello with his real body. "...Hi? Oh. Don't try to talk, you can get back to being the gull if you do it fast."

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He does so, and chases the other seagull.

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(Which is probably Gren.)

Their seagulls are about equal in terms of athletic ability, it's hard to catch her.

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It's kind of nice being equal...

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Eventually, it wears off. "That was fun!"

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"You actually beat me."

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"Well, we were seagulls, not people-shaped. I'd be really surprised if your seagull got to be a super-seagull."

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He starts humming the Superman theme tune.

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"What's that song?"

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"Oh, you wouldn't know who Superman is, would you?"

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"Nope, you're right, no clue."

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'He's this pretend thing from our world that is super strong and stuff."

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"So he's a story hero, okay, and that's his song?"

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"Yes. Doesn't really have words."

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"...I'm getting kind of worried about Medli."

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"Yeah, it's been a couple of hours."

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"We have to go look for her in case she's hurt or something then."

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"Me and Tabby should go look. You should stay with Nemo."

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"What if there are lots of monsters up there? Or some monster that can't be hurt without magic? The Hero's Sword likes me more than it likes you two..."

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"But you're all...squishy."

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"And you're not? I bet lava will kill you dead just as much as me. And I came all this way to rescue people. Medli is a person."

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"And what happens if you need rescuing?"

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"Then you and Tabby rescue me. And if Tabby needs rescuing, you and me rescue her. I don't think Nemo will want to come."

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"Hey, Nemo's pretty brave."

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"Bravely trading with people is different than bravely rescuing people."

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"We should at least ask. He did sailaway with three strange children."

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"Sure, I don't mind asking, I just think he'll say no."

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"Bet you a rupee he says yes!"

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"...Sure. Yeah, I'm sure enough to bet a rupee."

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They go to ask Nemo.

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"Hmm..... Yes. Unless you promise me a share of any treasure even if I stay here, I'll come along."

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"See, he's brave!"

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"He's greedy."

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"I object to that! I am full of profit motive."

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"Whatever. Here's your rupee, Tabby."

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Well, off they all go. 

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There is a section of cave, a small bombfruit patch, and then the first obstacle is a wide pit of lava in a little hallway with a few big statues of strange figure holding pots lining the walls.

"I have some rope. Think we can climb across using the statues?"

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"Yeah. Maybe me or Tabby could carry you?"

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"Bombs have worked pretty well so far. Blowing the statues up to make a bridge could work."

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"That's destroying statues for no good reason though!"

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"Not dying and rescuing Medi isn't a good idea?"

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"...I guess it is. We should at least try to get rope across first."

 

...She quickly abandons this plan when it proves tricky. Anyone want the honor of bombfruit-tossing?

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Zeke gleefully volunteers. 

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Bounce - Miss!

Nemo would like a turn. It's not that far a run... And the bombfruit have a solid ten seconds before exploding.

He aims for the pot instead of the statues' heads.

And when the bomb explodes the statue falls off the wall and makes a very tidy stepping stone. "Onwards!"

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Zeke grumbles, "I used to never miss anything."

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"Cheer up, it wasn't a miss, you just aimed at the wrong thing, that is clearly the explanation. Definitely, no question."

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Zeke agrees. Off they go.

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Goblins!

"Gross," Nemo comments, "I'll, uh, leave this to you three?"

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The twins fall upon two of the goblins.

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Gren engages a third!

They are swiftly defeated.

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The empty room and locked door after that reveal no secrets until Nemo carefully investigates various things for magic and eventually declares that the solution is to light all the torches.

Upon which a treasure chest shimmers into visibility, containing a key.

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"This place continues to be weird."

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"Old magic stuff is frequently weird."

He unlocks the door...

 

...This room is probably why it's called Dragon Roost Cavern. A huge, open space, lava at the bottom. Wooden and stone platforms around the edge. Doors leading off here and there, and more bridges and platforms higher up. No direct stairway.

"Wow, cool."

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"Would Medli have gone this way?"

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"She can fly, and the air is more still here, I bet she would have flown up to that ledge... Right there. It looks like the exit to me. We can't fly though."

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"Me and Zeke might still be able to climb the walls."

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"That seems risky, when we have a way to go that doesn't mean climbing vertical walls. Look." Indeed, the platform works around, with a couple of minor obstacles, to some more doors. "Probably there's a way up through there, we should at least look."

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They agree to this.

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The room has a lava pit, but a smaller one. No convenient statues, but a bunch of giant jugs that prove to be full of water. And a treasure chest off to the left.

"Ooh, treasure."

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"Ignore the treasure. We have to go find Medli."

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"Think the water would cool the lava?"

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"Probably!"

She tries it, with a significant amount of effort. Result: Yes. For about twenty seconds at a time, anyway. 

...Nemo goes and gets the treasure on his own, earning a glare from Gren.

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"You know, Medli could be being eaten or something while you look for treasure."

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"Oooor I could find a map! Which will get us to her faster." He proudly displays the map.

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"Or that, yes."

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They progress through the cavern, spurred on to speed by Gren. Blow up some boulders, smash some barricades, fight goblins and chu-chus, all in good fun.

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"How do the goblins even get in here?"

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"Monsters're made of smoke and malice, they don't have to get anywhere, they just happen."

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"But where do they get their clothes? Or shields?"

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He wiggles his hands around. "Maaaaagiiiiic."

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"This world makes no sense."

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"And yet, here we are."

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"Indeed."

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"Let's move on."

The next section of the path winds up the outside of the island, and includes new enemies: Loud bird-things, miniature versions of that flying monster, that swoop down from above. Gren practically hisses at them.

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Tabitha tries to pull them down as they swoop and beat them to death.

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This works! In addition to rupees, they occasionally drop very shiny feathers. "We can sell those," insists Nemo. He bags them up.

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"I wonder, if me or Tabby dropped dead, would we leave expensive things?"

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"Are you made of smoke and evil that coalesces around expensive things? Probably not. Monsters are almost all really dumb, you're not."

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"You're such a charmer. And no, we came out of a vampire lady, same way most do."

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"So you won't drop expensive things if you die. Unless vampire internal organs are somehow valuable, but that's just gross."

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"Eh, maybe you'll live longer if you eat our hearts," she giggles.

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"...Is that actually possible? That'd be weird."

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"Used to be we could make people like us by making them drink our blood."

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"Huh."

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"That's not really true anymore, though."

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"Good for your ability to keep your blood where it belongs, then, if less people have a reason to get it."

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"Be hard for them to catch us..."

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"Hey, let's keep going, we still have to rescue Medli."

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They do indeed keep going.

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There's a goblin waiting at the end of a rickety-looking rope bridge. It shouts insult-sounding nonwords at them. "I don't want to fight on a bridge... Think we could push him back if we went fast enough?"

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"Easy peasy."

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So they charge and kill the goblin, and move on. More climbing, crossing narrow ledges slightly worryingly near lava flows, another rock to bombfruit up.

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"And all the kids here have to do this to get wings?"

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"It's probably a lot easier and less monstery when the volcano's not active."

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"Hope so."

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They come to a room with... "Augh, rats. Watch yourselves. They like to steal things."

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Kittens! The natural enemy of rats!

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These are big and brave, for rats. They're not mortally afraid of kittens, and swipe back. Gren stomps a couple, they turn into smoke. "Monster rats!"

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They are remarkably strong and vicious kittens.

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Then the rats will be swiftly defeated. Those remaining retreat into their holes in the wall. Gren is muttering uncomplimentary things about them.

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The twins resume human form and redress. 

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Nemo politely investigates the wall during this. Gren is busy cleaning the sword. A couple of those rats had actual blood and guts.

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The twins find their sudden distraction odd, but they don't comment.

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"Well, let's move on."

The next room contains a seemingly impossible puzzle (pressure switch that unlocks a door only while something's on it, no convenient loose objects) and a lava-centipede-thing that refuses to outright die. It curls up into an indestructible ball for about a minute every time it takes enough punishment.

...Kind of an obvious solution but you have to wonder how they plan that sort of thing.

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The twins do enjoy pummeling the thing.

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A chance to rest well they have fun with that. All this climbing is exhausting.

But soon, "Hey, put it on the pressure switch and let's go. I think we're almost to the top."

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Zeke is getting restless. "What if she fell in the lava?"

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"We probably would have noticed something. And she can fly pretty well anyway. And if that is the case then there's nothing we can do about it so we might as well not worry unless we don't find her at the top."

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They keep going.

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The end of this long outside stairway to the peak contains a big courtyard, two pig monsters... And Medli in a cage!

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"Let her out, piggies!"

...Yeah, that's not going to do anything. CHARGE!

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The twins can hiss. It is an odd sound coming from a human body.

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Neither Gren nor the pig things take particular notice.

The pigs are faster than goblins, and smarter, and that long spear is very dangerous. Gren's shield proves necessary more than once.

(When the fight proves not to be an effortless victory Nemo nails one with a small ball of some kind of powder that seemingly blinds it and makes it choke. Easy pickings after the hit.)

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"What's that stuff?" asks Tabby.

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(clang thump hiss squeal in the background)

"Ground-up fireweed. Don't get any in your eyes!"

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Tabby manages to grab one of the pig things' spears and shoves it through their eyes.

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It's an awfully big spear. More like a pike, easily twice as long as she is. But: Poof.

"Oh, you guys came to rescue me!"

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"Why wouldn't we?"

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"I didn't even know if you could get up here."

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"Well, you're being saved now!"

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"Yeah, thanks! Oh, I figured out what's making Valoo so angry... But it's not good news."

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"What's made him cross?"

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"There's some kind of horrible monster in the room just below here, torturing his tail!"

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"What kind of monster?"

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"Really big, some kind of giant claw. It was living in lava... That's all I saw before I got caught."

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"That does sound nasty. But how do we get it if it lives in lava?"

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"Well, it did come up to hurt Valoo."

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"I did not sign up to help fight a giant monster."

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"It's just a matter of scale!"

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"That's like saying a pebble and a boulder falling on you is a matter of scale. I prefer to not be squished."

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"Wimp."

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"Coward."

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"Not dead," He retorts cheerfully.

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"...Anyway, how do we kill it?"

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"We have to go get a better look at it probably."

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"Well, let's get down to that room."

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"Hey wait, you guys should take some grappling hooks from the old shrine. We Rito used to use them to get around before Valoo started giving us wings. They're not hard, I'll show you."

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The twins are still quick learners.

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Gren loves the grappling hook. There are even spars and branches everywhere to practice with. Whee!

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Nemo is not as skilled or enthusiastic, and tries (fails) to remain dignified while learning how to use the thing.

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Tabitha gently encourages him with mockery and scorn.

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He gets it down soon enough.

Gren is apparently trying to practice hitting things with the sword while swinging on the grappling hook. It's not working very well.

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"I'd suggest just kicking things."

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"Probably better yeah. Let's go find that monster!"

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You know what's annoying about being more human? Fear is more of a thing. He hides it well, though.

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The monster's room is annoyingly hard to get to. He'll have a few minutes.

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That's a scary-looking door. It has a stone carving of a dragon's head, where the door is where its throat would be.

She goes through to find...

A giant scorpion menacing Valoo's hooked tail, which hands from the ceiling. It turns to them and roars, then brings a claw down. "SCATTER!"

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Tabby pulls Gren out of the way of claw.

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It's slow enough that she would have managed to dodge anyway. A fast monster, this is not. "Tabby! We keep its attention, Zeke see if there's a weak spot on its back or something!"

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Is there?

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Not really, but Valoo's tail has stopped swinging around.

A lot of the rocks on the roof look pretty loose...

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Hmm, he probably can't knock them down by bouncing off them, can he?

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He can't even jump that high, not anymore. The ceiling is very high and vaulted, it's at least fifty feet up.

The grappling hook might reach.

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He throws it.

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It hooks Valoo's tail!

Does he swing on it?

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"Zeeeeke did you find a weak spot!"

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Not quite. He swings.

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When he lets go on the other side, a full ring of stone comes loose from the ceiling and falls on the monster! Its armor is visibly cracked, glowing underneath, in many places.

Valoo is screaming and roaring again. And the monster's angry.

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"...Does that have lava for blood?"

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"I think so! But that seemed to hurt it so let's do it again!"

She lines up for a toss of the grappling hook...

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"Fire!"

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The monster continues to suffer. "One more time!"

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This time Tabby aims.

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The monster's armor falls to pieces. Gren dodges the falling bits.

It's not quite dead yet. But it tries to bash them some more, and now the sword can bite it.

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Is it too hot for the twins to hit it?

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Unless they have long sticks or something yes.

But it doesn't last long at this rate. With a dramatic dying roar it explodes into smoke and dust, leaving a small, heart-shaped crystal.

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She sighs. "So what's that?"

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"I don't know. Show it to Nemo? Then Red Lions?"

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"This world is weird convenient."

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"You keep saying things like that."

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"Because it is! None of the things we killed back at home ever dropped money or necklaces."

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"Well they weren't made of magic. Monsters work differently. If you kill a non-monster animal you'll just have blood and meat. Look at the fish you caught."

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"Still silly. Hey, Medli, think Valoo will stop being mad now?"

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"She went back down to tell the tribe about the monster, I think."

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"We should probably go back then."

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"Yep." She goes to pick up the crystal. As soon as she touches it, it dissolves into glowy, warm-looking red magic that flows into Gren.

"..Definitely ask Red Lions what that thing was."

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"That does not seem safe."

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"I feel stronger. I don't feel evil or anything. But let's glide down and ask him. Now."

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Down they go!

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"Hey wait how am I supposed to get down?!"

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"Maybe I could carry you?"

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"Eh. I'll just walk down through the volcano. I got up, I can probably avoid all the monsters. It feels less risky than flying."

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"See ya on the bottom, slowpoke!"

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"Yep, bye bye."

He finds a decently big stick and starts walking.

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Poor, human Nemo.

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A couple of Rito come and fly next to them as the three glide down. "You ascended the volcano?!"

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"Yup! Might've made Valoo feel better, too."

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"That's great news! The wind is calmer already."

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"Nice. You seen Medli anywhere?"

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Here she is! "I told them about the monster! Did you guys get rid of it? That was fast!"

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"It was nothing."

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"It was giant! But we, um." She probably shouldn't mention hurting Valoo. "...Got rocks to fall on it. And then hit it with the Hero's Sword, it's super effective against monsters."

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"And it left this weird cystal thing behind, but apparently that's totally normal here. Just like random puzzles."

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"We maintain the puzzles actually. There aren't supposed to be monsters or lava, usually."

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"Oh, that makes more sense."

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"They're built to last, but we have to clean them and reset levers and such once in a while."

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"Well, glad to help."

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They reach the ground presently. Gren runs up to Red Lions and describes the trek in a rush, hurrying toward the boss fight and what happened after.

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"Sometimes your world reminds me of a game me and Tabby played when we broke into this guy's house."

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"You should not break into houses. The crystal is a Heart Container... They can be used to create especially strong monsters, as you saw, or to simply grant one a measure of strength and health, and a few other things. What sort of game?"

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"It was sort of like a picture book, except you could decide what happened, sorta. And the pictures moved."

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"I assure you that monsters are not a harmless game. They are mortal threats if you let your guard down."

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"Kay, Kay."

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"I could extract the Heart Container from you if you wish."

"Do we have anything better to do with it?"

"Not at the moment."

"No thanks then."

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Are the Rito tribe doing anything to celebrate?

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They're singing. It's not in the common language, but still fairly pretty. Medli is dragging (well, not literally dragging) the Prince Komali toward them. He's still holding the pearl.

"These guys calmed down Valoo! You can go up to get your scale as soon as the cavern gets cleaned up!"

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"Glad to be of help, Little Miss," says Zeke in a very fake cowboy accent.

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"That pearl... Young man, I am sorry to ask you this. But that pearl is the treasure we came here seeking. It is required to defeat the great evil plaguing the land."

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"...So you want to take it."

He looks thoughtful.

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"We could bring it back when we're done."

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"As future chieftain of the Rito Tribe... I will grant you the treasure Din's Pearl with the promise to return it when your task is done. If you give me your new Heart Container I overheard about as collateral until then." His tone is nervous, but determined.

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"Aww, I like it... But, deal."

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"Thank you, your highness."

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Gren shudders a bit when Red Lions pulls the Heart Container, then hands it to Komali. "That feels so weird."

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"I'm still not clear what those actually do."

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"It made me feel so... So healthy, and stronger. I was moving better, the sword felt lighter..."

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"Yeah, I see what you mean. Maybe I should give it to someone else who actually needs it... I'll talk to Father about it."

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"That'd be wise."

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"Yes, I probably will. A future chief needs to allocate resources responsibly after all." He puffs himself up proudly at these words. (It looks a bit silly.)

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She still bows.

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"I'm glad we got to help calm down Valoo, and still got what we came here for. Everybody wins. Good luck with everything, Prince Komali, but we need to move on as soon as Nemo gets down from the mountain."

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"That's alright. Oh, I know who Nemo is, he sends a lot of mail. I'll make sure you three have free postage for a while... And give him a couple rolls of stamps. He would take way too much advantage of free postage for everything."

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Zeke was secretly hoping for a party.

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They can have their own little party.

Gren picked up some kind of new board game about flying from place to place from the Rito and wants to try it out!

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Zeke at least is agreeable to that.

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The core problem in the game is that you can only be in one place at a time, but need all sorts of different stuff... Trying to get something in particular means going far out of your way and getting less stuff overall. And maybe someone else gets it before you. It's tricky and interesting!

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Zeke wishes he could remember the fine details of some of the board games he and Tabby played on Earth. Forgetting sucks.

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"We can make up the fine details again and write them down and play it and see what feels wrong and change it."

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And then they reinvent Monopoly. The poor fools.

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Yeah... This game is kind of confusing and doesn't really make much sense?

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Nemo arrives and cheerfully pokes a lot of holes in the game's rules.

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Arguing is the true purpose of Monopoly. 

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Soon Nemo is bored and he goes to repack all their stuff for the next part of the adventure.

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"Where to next, Red Lions?"

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"Either Greatfish Isle or Forest Haven. The Deku Spirit and Jabun the Water Spirit hold the remaining two Pearls."

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"Wanna meet Deku, guys?"

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"Indeed yes."

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"Yep!"

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"I think he'll like you two."

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"We shall have to see... Actually, you could sleep here if you like. Evening approaches and my deck, as it is, is not particularly large."

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"We need to keep moving," Gren insists. "I'll help you sail for a few hours and then someone else wakes up and does it. Sleeping on a moving boat can't be that hard right?"

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"Sleeping is like a cat superpower."

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"Ah... There is one more problem. The wind is not correct. I should have given this to you sooner... Young heroes, please take the Wind Waker." He produces a very elegant conductor's baton. "It is an ancient artifact that has the ability to call upon the powers of gods if used correctly. Most of the songs are forgotten... But there should be a wind shrine somewhere on this island. I am sure it will have the melody you need to command the winds."

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"Coooool."

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"I'll ask our new friends where it might be. Be right back."

 

 

 

 

"They pointed the way. It's on the way up, but easy to miss, come on!"

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Tabby flicks the baton back and forth while they walk.

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It positively thrums with power. Apparently, this is a sort of magic that likes Tabitha more than the Hero's Sword does.

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Well, now she's even more eager to get her hands on a song for it.

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The shrine is tucked around the edge of the mountain, a narrow and difficult hike. But a relatively short one, and not dangerous compared to what they faced inside the volcano.

The shrine... Is badly damaged. There are two large stones here, but only one is still intact. It shows a pattern: Up, left, right.

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She repeats the pattern.

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...It's like a voice in her head, except not.

Where does she want the wind to go?

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Does "underneath Nemo" work?

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The wind tries - but apparently this song doesn't do that level of control. What she gets is more of a broad gust that nearly sweeps them all off their feet.

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Which leaves Tabby giggling like a loon.

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And afterward there is a steady breeze in the direction she sent it in. "Can I try?"

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Tabby is somewhat hesitant to let someone try her new thing, but she relents.

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The wind responds to Nemo much more sluggishly. Or perhaps he's just showing restraint. "Cool. I think you're best at using this... But Red Lions gave it to the whole adventure crew, it's not your property, just remember that."

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"I know. Maybe you'll get a magic thing that'll work really good for you."

 

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"I'll be happy enough with a bigger share of the money."

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Despite herself, she can't help but imagine the other possible award she could give him. But that would be very hasty. 

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"Now that we can point the wind the right way, let's sail! Forest Haven, ho!"

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Zeke starts humming what is probably a pirate song.

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Gren is too busy reading the sail to do more than give him an annoyed glance.

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"Oh, lighten up."

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"I have a harmonica in one of the bags. You can use it if you play non-pirate songs."

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He prefers to sing. It's almost disturbingly pretty.

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Gren sails. Then she pokes Nemo into taking a turn sailing. Then everyone falls asleep, and sometime around midnight Nemo wakes up one of the kittens at random and insists that it's no longer his turn to sail.

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Cue a human looking, naked, strangely not bothered by the chill Zeke grumbling at him. 

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"We did agree to take turns sailing since we want to go through the night. You won't have to do it again for a while. I'm tired, I'll crash us into an island at this rate, here's your pants, your turn."

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He gets somewhat dressed and takes over.

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Nemo sleeps. He snores.

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"Not even good at sleeping," he mumbles.

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He jolts awake. "I heard that. I'll try to sleep on my side. That helps."

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He almost wishes Tabby would make Nemo her friend/fellow vampire/eventual mate thing. At least kittens don't snore.

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He manages to sleep while snoring very quietly.

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Once he wakes up properly, Zeke rather enjoys the solitude. 

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Red Lions is there to chat if he wants.

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"Is it nice being a boat?"

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"It is. I have always enjoyed the sea. However, it can get tedious... Can you keep a secret, young one?"

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"My lips are sealed."

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"I was not always a boat."

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"....Is it weird I sort of suspected that?"

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"Not necessarily. Talking boats are strange."

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"Who were you before being a boat?"

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"Ah... That is a secret I prefer to keep a while longer."

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"Okay."

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So they sail on. Red Lions expect them to reach Forest Haven around noon.

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Tabby entertains Nemo with stories about her world and family-edited to remove references to rampant murder. 

"And that's how we got Angie to stop chewing on the pillows."

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"I wonder if she ever got you guys back for that."

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"I hope she gets to someday."

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"...Oh, right. You're stuck here. How did that happen, anyway?"

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"Don't know, really. Magic stone I think."

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"I'm not a magic expert. Only the ancients are that. But I can try to take a look at it."

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"...I'm worried it'll take you away."

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"That would be... Bad. Did you actually touch it, when it brought you here?"

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"When me and Zeke were both touching it."

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"If I don't actually touch it I'm probably reasonably safe then."

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"Maybe Deku can show you when we get there."

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"Won't be long now. I can see it on the horizon."

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"Yay! I hope Deku likes you."

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"He sounds nice, I'm looking forward to it."

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"Yeah. He's been like our dad for a while.

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"I wonder what a dad is like..."

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Nemo... Makes a face.

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"Our mum didn't know our dad for long."

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She makes a hug-ish motion. Hug? "Me neither. Mom says he went away for something."

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The twins both hug her.

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"She wouldn't tell me anything else, but I think there was something else."

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"I'm sure he'd like you."

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"Yeah, you're probably right."

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The rest of the jaunt passes in companiable silence.

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When they pull up to the island, they find that Boko Babas have infested the place. "Boko babas! Hostile, sure, but you can get a bunch of good stuff from them."

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"You're gone for five minutes..."

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"More like a week, right? I can make something that works as Boko Baba Bait, if you need help fighting them..."

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"We never need help...but thanks."

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"Are you positive about that?" He feels bad claiming a piece of the spoils if he didn't help.

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"Bait would be nice, yes."

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So he mixes up a little bait. It doesn't take more than two minutes.

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"Tooooo baaaatle!"

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"I'll help. I need sword practice."

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"Yes, fight with us, sister in war!"

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"It's not war, it's a heroic purging of monsters!" Charge!

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The twins hiss and dutifully charge.

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And dozens of Boko Babas were felled, and Nemo looted the plants' remains.

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The twins start looking around for Koroks.

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The koroks are still mostly gone! Hollo is up in his workshop and he's the only one easily found.

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"Hi, Hollo!"

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"Oh, you came back! Did you use any of my stuff?"

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"Yup, that fire potion."

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"Aww, just that? Guess it's good you didn't need all of it..."

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"We're just that good! How's Deku?"

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"Oh... He's grumbling about how there's so many monsters around lately. Apparently they stole something."

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"Uh oh." He runs off to Deku.

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Gren follows, gliding down.

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"Deku!"

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"Ho... Little one, you've been gone for much less time than I expected. And you brought friends with you. Did the monsters trouble you along your way? There are far too many of them of late..."

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"We had to kill a bunch, yeah. This is Gren. The boy with Hollo and Tabby is Nemo. We're on a quest!"

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"A quest to stop this guy called Ganon from kidnapping everyone."

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"Oh, calamity... Now I know why the monsters attacked. They took Farore's Pearl. If I'm not mistaken, that's what you're here to get."

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"Oh. Any idea where they went?"

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"They're in the dark woods. But there are very, very many of them now, little one."

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"I have the Hero's Sword! And they're fast and strong. We can probably take them."

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Zeke hisses.

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"Why'd you do that?"

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"Be calm, children. If you're going to go in there after the pearl anyway, at least be rested when you do. I see that it's urgent but the pearl does you no good if you are defeated by monsters."

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"Sorry, that's just a thing we do sometimes when we're about to fight or kill something. And Deku's right."

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"...Yeah. No matter how much I want to go rescue Sami right now, we're doing all this searching because preparation is important. We can rest a little and go after it tomorrow morning?"

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"Okay." They go find a tree to rest under.

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Gren looks kind of thoughtful. "What's your mom like?"

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"She's soooooo nice. I think me and Tabby were an accident, but she never cared about that. Vampire kids kind of roam more than human ones, so we could go a while without seeing her, but she was always there. She taught me how to sing. Our aunties are really nice, too."

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"She does sound nice. I guess my adventure wouldn't be as big a deal if my mom and I were vampires... But I kind of like that I miss her so much."

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"I don't think my mum would love me and Tabby anymore."

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"That's a terrible thing to think! Why would you think that?"

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"Cause we're more human now."

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"If your mom will love you less for what you are then she is not the best possible mom."

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"...I'm kind of scared of her now."

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It would be really bad if she was scared of her mom...

"Are you okay?"

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"No." He breaks down weeping.

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So much hug today.

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"You shouldn't hug me. You'd hate me and Tabby if you knew why I'm crying."

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"You don't get to tell me how or why to hug. If you explain maybe I'd change my mind. But right now, you're sad and you deserve a hug."

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"...Before me and Tabby got fixed by Deku, we were both monsters, just like my mummy and aunties and cousins. I don't think we were made of smoke or had money inside us, but we hurt and killed people to live. And we didn't care till Deku made us care."

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She goes through quite a variety of faces before settling on 'suspiciously thoughtful' for a while.

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"And I bet if we went home now they'd think we were broken and that killing us would be the kindest thing. And even if they didn't, I don't think we could love them anymore."

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"You're good to me, now. And Nemo. And Deku. And everyone else here."

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"Thank you."

When he calms down a little, he starts telling her about all the discoveries he's made since coming here. Like the niceness of cooked food, and clothes not being quite as silly as he imagined. And that Grendal is a perfectly nice name.

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"I wonder if there's any other stuff like that."

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"Also, not taking a couple of centuries to grow up doesn't seem so bad..."

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"Yeah, that would get boring after a while. Do you make friends easier now?"

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"Well, I didn't really have any friends besides Tabby and my cousins. And I don't think twin sisters count."

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"So that's a yes!"

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"Now I have a whole two friends! Wow, big accomplishment."

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She laughs. "I bet you can be friends with some of the other kids on Outset. Or from Windfall. If only you spent more time around them instead of going adventuring with me."

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"Well, I guess there's the Koroks, too."

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"Are any of them particularly fun? And where are they all anyway, I thought you said there were like twenty?"

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"Hollo is nice, and most of them are off doing the seeding."

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"That makes sense. I bet Nemo is having fun talking to Hollo, he sends letters to him a lot I think..."

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"I think Tabby really likes Nemo."

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She snickers. "I still think he's kind of greedy. But there's no accounting for taste."

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"And he snores!"

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"What! Do I snore?"

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"Nope. And me and Tabby purr."

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She giggles. "You do, it's true. Much cuter than snoring."

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"...Do we really turn back and forth while we sleep?"

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"If you did I haven't noticed so far."

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"I hope not, it'd be so embarrassing."

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"Yeah, kinda. And you can't exactly sleep with pajamas on as a kitty..."

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"It's a bit like wetting the bed for vampires, I guess." 

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"Yeah, I guess. I grew out of doing that a few years ago I think."

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"It's not a big deal, although it made napping where humans could see us a bad idea."

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"Huh, why? ...Oh, right." Aaand she looks sad now.

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"Sorry, shouldn't have reminded you."

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"It's going to be a thing that is true whether or not I keep remembering it. I'll get used to it I guess."

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"Wanna look around the island?"

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"...Sure. You probably know all the best spots."

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There's the rabbit warren, whose residents live in perpetual fear of the twins, the twins' favourite sleeping spot next to Deku, and the sheltered cove they like to swim in. 

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"Anywhere with a nice view?"

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"Yeah, but it takes a bit of climbing. Mind if I carry you, m'lady?"

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"Let me try to climb it at least, first."

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"Yeah, sorry. Didn't mean to imply your climbing skills were anything less than commendable."

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"Thanks, let's go!"

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He leads her up a cliff overlooking the forest and out over the sea.

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"Oooh. This is a good spot yeah! I think I want to try and climb it. The grappling hook will help."

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"Okay. I'll catch you if anything happens."

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She climbs. She's above average at it.

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He is a superhuman creature with unnatural strength and grace. By those standards, he's about average. 

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She finds it a bit frustrating.

After much effort, she does summit the cliff.

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"Pretty, isn't it?"

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"Yeah..." And it's even better when she's full of endorphins like this.

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"Sometimes I think it'd be nice to feel all exhausted like that."

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"There's something in human blood that makes us feel especially good after exercising, if we don't overdo it. Sturgeon said so. It does feel good to be tired sometimes."

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"Could be the same with vampires, it's just really hard for us to get tired."

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"Maybe you should test it some time."

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"Hmm, but how?"

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"I dunno. Do something pointlessly hard? It might not be as good if it's not thrilling too."

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"Well, if anything' going to tire us out, it'll be adventuring."

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"Yeah... I kind of wish some adults would be responsible enough to help us with the adventure. We might not be able to do it. Imagine if I had to do it by myself!"

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"Maybe it's a destiny thing."

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"Red Lions talks about Fate a lot... So maybe. I just hope that if destiny and fate are making us do this adventure they're also helping us do it."

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"So far our luck's been pretty good."

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"Yeah, but let's not count on luck to help us forever."

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"Yeah, we're probably not going to find super fast triplets or something."

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"Hm... We'll just have to do our best."

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"Shame we didn't bring the Deku leaves up here. Gliding off this cliff is fun."

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She pulls hers out of that little backpack. It was rolled up. "You didn't bring your leaf!"

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"It's okay, I land on my feet anyway."

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"I think I want to stay up here a while longer though. Maybe even nap. It's peaceful up here."

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"That would be nice."

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She settles into a spot with comfy soft moss and starts telling stories about the other kids from Outset Island.

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He listens intently.

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They're mostly kind of rambling. Silly things. Games they played. How that one teenager always teases everyone, except this other teenager and she thinks he's in luuuurv haha. She'll probably fall asleep soon.

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He decides to try and nap when she does. He considers snuggling up to her, but that could be awkward if Angie wasn't lying about him sleep-changing.

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She wakes up and stretches blearily when the sun dips low enough that some light splashes over her. "...How long did I sleep?"

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"A million, jillion years," he says sleepily. 

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"Scurrilous lies." Squint. "It's almost sunset. Let's go find Tabby and Nemo."

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"Sure."

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"See you at the bottom, leafless!" And she takes a running leap off the cliff and glides.

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He starts climbing down the climb. He's incredibly fast, but Gren will probably beat him.

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Falling instead of climbing kind of does that, yeah.

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"You beat me," he giggles. "That hasn't happened before."

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"I had an advantage, so there's that."

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"Yup, that's definitely it!"

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She walks off toward Deku, humming.

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He follows, singing.

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Nemo, meanwhile, has been sharing trade talk with Hollo and plotting. Mostly plotting for profit.

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"Do Koroks even need money that much."

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"Money is useful things, Zeke. Bottles. Books. Tools. So many good things."

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"Yeah, yeah, I know."

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"Money is my own boat, eventually. That'll be the day."

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"Then you can find Dory!"

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"What's a dory?"

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"Sorry, something from a movie."

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"Oh, those picture stories you were talking about. I wonder if I could make a movie machine here."

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"That would make lots of money!"

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"I'm gonna have to try it then. Anything you can remember about them?"

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"...Not really, sorry."

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"...Where does the light for the picture come from? Not even that?"

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She tries to explain light globes and electricity as best she can.

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Note taking!

"I can't do much about this now. I'll be looking out for stuff to experiment with though."

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"Cool! See, Zeke? Some of us were being productive while you and Gren napped."

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"Napping is restorative," She sniffs.

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"We climbed the cliff as well. It was character building." 

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"Whatever. Hey, if me and Zeke get some rabbits, maybe we could have dinner next to Deku?"

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"Does anyone know how to cook rabbit?"

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"Can't be that different to cooking fish, right?"

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"Probably a bit different but ok."

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They do their best. The results are almost certainly edible. Deku have any opinion on the twins' change of habits?

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The twins talk more than enough to make up for it.

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"You are a surprisingly good cook, miss Erlund."

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"Last names are weird."

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"How so? They're a great way to track family."

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"Suppose so. Guess it wasn't a big deal for me and mine."

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"They tell your culture too. And if you're rich or not sometimes."

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"I don't think we had much money. Most of the time when me and Tabby wanted something we stole it."

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"Valid strategy I suppose."

(Gren glares.)

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"Eh, it's nicer to pay for things. People are less likely to chase you with brooms."

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"Yeah, that's a short term strategy only. You get good deals if people think thry can trust you."

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"Maybe we should get some last names. In case there are other, less awesome Tabitha and Ezekiels about."

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"Are you gonna make some up?"

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"Maybe we could borrow you and Nemo's?"

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"Ooh, then it'll be like we're all siblings."

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"Yeah. Sorta. Ezekiel Erlund sounds nice."

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"How do you feel about Tabitha Eastwind, Nemo?"

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"Marriage already? We're not even twelve yet, and haven't gone on a date or anything!"

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"Surely an adventure is worth three dates?"

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"Hm, maybe, but we're also missing some rings. And a healthy dose of maturity and other grown-up-ness."

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She runs into the darkness, returning a few minutes later with two pieces of twine. "Then we're betrothed." 

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"Are we now? I don't remember anything like that. If you insist I can pretend for now though."

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"Just remember I'm the one who wears the pants in this family....unfortunately."

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Zeke giggles. "That reminds me, we should go to this ice island we found. There was this treasure chest we could never get at."

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"Why couldn't you get it? Would we do any better now?"

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"We didn't really have much time."

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"Well, why couldn't you get it? There might not even be anything good. We have more important stuff to do. Like going and getting Farore's Pearl from the monsters tomorrow morning."

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"It was cold and we only had leaves."

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"...I want to practice fighting. I'm not great at it. Tabby, want to practice fighting?"

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"Sure. After that I should practice wind magic."

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They spar. Nemo goes back to Red Lions and chats about magic and works on crafting some stuff.

They both go to sleep soon after nightfall, on a comfy moss bed near Deku, even after Gren's nap earlier.

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The twins stay up a little, discussing their adventures with Deku.

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Deku warns them to take fairies more seriously. They don't think like humans do, and they've got strong magic if they get angry enough to use it.

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"The one on the island was so rude."

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"Fairies can be like thay. Probably though you were rude, too."

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"We just wanted to her fountain thing."

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"That's like trying to get inside someone's house to fairies ya know."

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"Well, we did kinda break in."

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"See? Be nicer next time, I think. Maybe go apologize even."

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"We're sorry. Sometimes figuring out what's good and what's bad is hard. Aside from not eating people, that's been easy since you fixed us."

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"Don't worry about that. Figuring out what's good and bad is a part of growing up. Though it doesn't hurt to listen to other people, as long as you think about it and don't always believe everything they say."

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"Okay. Also, cooked stuff is surprisingly nice."

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"I can't say I understand that one. The sun is all the food I need."

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"And pants aren't quite as terrible as we suspected."

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He laughs boomingly. (His laughs shake the whole forest.)

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"I also wouldn't mind trying dresses sometime."

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"Same here."

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"Try and get your new friends to make one, maybe."

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The twins agree this is a good idea, assume kitten form, and curl up on top of Nemo and Gren.

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Are they sure they don't want to talk to the weird toad sitting on a cloud?

That's okay. He's being sneaky. Zephos will talk to Deku instead. Chatting about these new heroes... Multiple ones is uncommon, but seems to be a good crop.

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At one point Tabby awakes to attend to biological matters. She is very confused by the toad thing.

"Hi," she says after assuming human form.

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"Oops, ya saw me. Yo. So you're the new Wind Waker, eh?"

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"Yup! I'm also a vampire, sorta."

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"Yeah I know. Been chatting with my old buddy Deku here. And Mr. Serious, Red Lions. I'm Zephos, God of winds. Mind showing me what you can do with the Waker in the morning?"

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"Now's good, too. I don't need much sleep."

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"If you say so. Let's go to the cliffs, wind's better out at sea." He zooms off on his cloud with a gust of wind.

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She follows.

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"So let's see some wind."

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She really pours her heart into it.

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"Not bad at all! You've got a good wind-sense about you. Always a good thing for the next Wind Waker to have."

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"I thought this thing was the Wind Waker?"

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"Yeah, yeah. But it only picks one person it really likes at a time, see, and you're that person for now."

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"Cool!"

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"Yep! Oh, one more thing... If you see my brother Cyclos, be careful. He's been in a right state the last couple of centuries. Someone went and knocked over all his shrines."

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"Why'd they do that?"

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"Heck if I know! Maybe he took one of his pranks too far and someone got mad. Now he doesn't even bother pretending it's just pranks, he makes cyclones and smashes boats and sends people to far corners of the sea, and so on."

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"I'll be careful. I should go back to sleep, nighty night."

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"If you do see him, yell at him for me, will ya? You've got the Waker, he should at least listen."

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"Will do!" She slinks over to Nemo, reassumes cat form, and curls up on top of him.

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Gren wakes when she finds a human-shaped Zeke suddenly right next to her. "What-"

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"Morning," he says drowsily. 

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"You don't have pants."

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"Oh, that."

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"Yeah... Get dressed quick, before Nemo wakes up, he'll tease you."

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He walks over to his clothes and stars dressing. "Why would he tease? Do I look weird?"

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"No, for changing back from a cat while you were asleep."

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That makes him blush. Hard. 

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She has no response to this, since she's wandered off to deal with biology and find something to eat.

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He's hopefully dressed before Nemo wakes up. Tabby at least has managed to stay cat shaped.

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Nemo seems groggy, hopefully he doesn't notice anything off.

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"Wakey, wakey, sleepy Nemo."

At this, the Tabby cat bites his toe.

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"Oh, shush."

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"You snore."

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"Oh, shush."

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"I think it's nice. Like a sleeping dragon with digestion problems."

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"We're heading into the gnarled woods today, yes? I should finish the new batch of stinging powder."

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"Yes. Oh, and apparently I'm a special chosen person."

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"Suuuure."

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"But I am! A floaty frog thing told me while you guys were asleep."

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"Good one! I'll have to use it some time."

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"You're just jealous because I'm double magic."

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"If you say so."

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"You're not going to wimp out in the forest today, are you?"

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"I don't have direct fighting skills, you know. You can't use up a sword like my burn powder. I'll help if it's needed."

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"He is a sneaky weasel," she says admiringly.

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"Don't be so mean to weasels."

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Nemo just laughs.

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"Weasels are my favourite."

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"Weasels can't properly think, but I suppose they can be funny."

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"And soft and furry."

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"One of the primary features of cats, hmm..."

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And now cat-Tabby is leaping into his arms.

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He flusters a bit, but manages to not drop her. "Now what was that about?"

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She licks him.

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He attempts to put the cat down without jostling it very much.

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She resumes human form when he does. "Weasels are also tasty."

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"I don't think I want to try weasel. I'll stick with fish and maybe rabbit."

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"Variety is the spice of life!"

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"Ooh, you two should try my grandma's special soup when we get back to Outset! We left too fast last time..."

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Grandparents are even an even stranger and more foreign concept to the twins than living fathers.

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Gren doesn't seem to notice. She is reciting the delicious virtues of the Special Soup.

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Zeke can't help but think it sounds like drinking blood.

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"The way you tell it she could open a restaurant. Too bad fresh soup doesn't stay fresh and hot for long or you could mail cooking..."

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"Not everything can be mailed, Nemo."

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"Challenge accepted."

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"Angry mob catches young boy trying to mail babies."

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"I'll mail myself some haste. And send the mob a big package of time to slow them down."

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"And then you suffocate to death!"

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"That's alright. I'll mail myself a box of air."

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"Postage would be expensive."

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"You're probably right. Better uses of money out there."

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"Like bribing angry mobs."

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"Bribing pirates to scare off the mob is probably cheaper."

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"Depends on the quality of pirate."

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"No pirates! Pirates are pretty evil."

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"And evil is good at scaring mobs away."

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She skulks off to ready her adventure gear. This mostly consists of the sword and the grappling hook and the deku leaf.

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The twins are prepared pretty quickly.

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Nemo has gotten a real weapon from Hollo. A sling shot! He's not half bad at it. Just... Not half good yet either.

"To the monster woods!"

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Zeke starts singing again. Pretty as his voice is, it's not well suited to stirring military anthems. 

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They have to fight monsters right away. While still gliding to the other side!

Gren dodges and makes for a landing rather than try to fight in midair.

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The twins are on the ground and fighting quick.

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The primary monster is an irritating propeller-hat thing. Nemo's slingshot combined with gusts from Deku Leaves prove to be the most effective thing against them.

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"Why is everything we fight so stupid looking?"

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"What, you thought monsters would be pretty?"

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"Some of us are very pretty."

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"I thought we decided you weren't a monster. And focus! We need to go get that treasure."

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Intense Tabitha!

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More monsters! The interior of the forbidden woods is just as, if not more, overgrown than the last time they visited it. And a few of the old puzzles seem to have been reactivated, somehow. But the twins already know how to solve them all from last time.

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"Easy peasy lemon squeezy."

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"Much better than the volcano from before."

That said, it does still take a while. And these woods are foreign to Gren and Nemo. You can barely smell the sea in here, it's overpowered by jungle-y scent... They start to get twitchy and nervous soon enough.

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The twins try to keep their spirits up.

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"I don't like this place. Let's just hurry to the end."

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"Yeah. Who cares if we miss some treasure."

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"It's not fun like the rest of the forest."

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"It's creepy. There's only a few places we haven't checked, anyway."

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Zeke stays very close to Gren, while his sister shadows Nemo.

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Soon enough they come to a room covered in leaf detritus, with the Pearl on a pedestal in the center.

"Trap."

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"Yep. Most obvious trap I've seen all week."

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"Wouldnt it suck if there was no trap, and that was the trick?"

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"Yeah, but... It would suck more to get eaten by a monster clinging to the ceiling or something." He looks at the ceiling. No monster.

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"Nothing smells weird. And I can't hear anything that shouldn't be there."

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Gren ties a rope around her waist and gives the other end to Tabby. "It has to be a trap, but we have to go get it. Yank me out if something bad happens."

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"Will do!"

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So she carefully walks up-

 

The ground starts shaking, and she runs back as a giant plant emerges and eats the Pearl!

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"So much for my idea."

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"Defensive positions!"

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"Huf! It seems slow." She blocks one of the spike-vines swinging at her. "How do we get it though? Too high to reach!"

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"Anyone got anything that can make fire?"

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"Let me try something!"

He carefully loads his slingshot with something... Sharp. And fires.

It cuts some of the tentacles attaching the thing to the roof! All the spike-vines start going for him specifically. "Aaah!"

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Zeke pushes him out the way!

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This helps with the immediate danger, but he's now a priority target!

He dodges and weaves and takes more shots with the spiky things when he's safe enough. The roof-vines are growing back though, he might not be fast enough.

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"Toss me the slingshot!"

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"No thank youuu! Fetch my ammo and I can shoot faster! Instead of running and getting them!"

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"If you can't do it soon let them use it so we don't all die!"

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"Since when you been stupidly brave?"

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"Since - unf - the slingshot's mine!"

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"We're on the same adventure!"

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"Just fetch my ammo, please, I said it. If I can't bring that thing down in twenty shots you can try!"

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He tosses it his way.

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Nemo proves to increase in accuracy pretty rapidly. And now that he's firing more often, down it goes with a massive FOOMF! The giant flower splays out, revealing a thick bundle of stalks in the middle wriggling around.

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"CHAAARGE!" And slash like crazy!

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The twins for their part hit them, a lot.

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The plant explodes into choking black smoke!

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The twins at least retreat. 

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Gren is caught in the middle of it, and starts coughing and hacking. She drops the sword.

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Tabby pulls her out. 

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She eventually recovers. "We did it!"

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Zeke does a little victory dance.

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"Told you I could do it."

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His expression darkens a little. "It was still a bit selfish of you. But you did do it."

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"You've never used a slingshot before! I bet you would have missed way more than me."

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"I have super-vampire powers."

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"I have super-aiming practice. Let's grab the treasure thingy already."

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"I guess you get the honours, Nemo."

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He strolls up to the mostly-cleared smoke and picks up the big Pearl. "Oh, it dropped a Heart Container too. Red Lions showed me how to touch them without absorbing 'em. I'll bottle it until we decide what to do with it. Equal share of treasure and all."

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"Let's go show Deku!"

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So they all make their way out of the creepy forest, treasure in tow, Nemo looking rather smug.

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Zeke is trying to compose a ballad. 

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"You're very musical, aren't you? Maybe you should have the magic composer's stick."

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"He can try it, but the frog said I was the Wind Waker."

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He gives it a wave.

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He gets a sense of wrong. No, no, you have to do the right motions.

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"I don't think it likes me much."

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"You have to do the motions, silly."

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He tries again.

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He can control the wind! Sorta! Why doesn't he sing? It feels like he should sing.

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Then he sings!

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This doesn't seem to help his control over the wind but it's really fun!

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"You've got it better than I did, at least."

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"Maybe it's because I'm the Wind Waker's twin. Or that I'm already magic."

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"Who knows."

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"It's still more Tabby's thing."

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"Got that right!"

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"But you are pretty good at singing!"

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Zeke blushes. "You really think so?"

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"Why would I lie about it?"

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"No, you wouldn't."

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"And that is because I am an honest person who honestly appreciates honest good singing."

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"Yeah..."

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How close are they to the exit, anyway?

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A couple of minutes walking.

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When they get to the edge, she notices something odd.

"...Hey, what's that dark thing on that little island over there? It looks almost like a door."

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"It does."

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"You guys never explored it before?"

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"Never seemed that interesting."

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"Do you think we should check it out? Maybe it's a monster base or something. But maybe we should just hurry and go get the third Pearl instead."

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"To be honest... Priorities exist for a reason. I vote no."

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"I don't know, maybe we were supposed to notice this."

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"That's a no and a yes. Zeke?"

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"I say yes."

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"Hmm..... I kind of want to say no, but also yes, I abstain and it goes yes so we go check it out."

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"We should give the pearl to Deku first, for safekeeping."

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"Smart idea. Let's go."

They can't glide back to where they left the forest - they have to go back to the landing area and climb back up.

"Hi, Red Lions, we got the pearl but we saw something strange and voted and decided to check it out. It shouldn't take long, and then we can leave."

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"Very well, but do not tarry too long!"

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"Adventure, ho!"

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"Oh, that place has been locked up for decades. You should probably just leave it be."

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"What's in it?"

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"It was the home of an artist."

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"Ooh, what kind of artist?"

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"A pictographer. And woodcarvings, too, when I give him a branch. He kept talking about finding legendary critters... He took a pictograph of me."

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"We're sort of legendary creatures!"

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He laughs.

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"Well we are!"

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"Perhaps you should find a pictograph box and take one of yourselves, then."

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"Future generations must know of my glory!"

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"I can find you a pictograph box. For the correct fee."

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"Can you now?"

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"Yep. I know people who know people who have them. It's handy."

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"So many important people willing to do business with eleven year olds."

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"Yeah, I've got this guy who basically all he does for me is look presentable and adult so people will actually sell him stuff..."

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"If you were a vampire you'd probably be older than most of your customers."

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"Well, then it'd be even more frustrating to not get taken seriously."

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"Yeah, it can get annoying."

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"Are we going to go check out the pictographer's house or just go get the last Pearl?"

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"Eh, maybe later. We should take some spirit water with us for the Korok."

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"Oh right, you told us about that. We might as well try. We should mark where they all are on the map."

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"Deku can probably help with that."

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"I'm afraid not. We don't plan out seedings, they'll have found places that look promising on their own."

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"Oh, thanks anyway."

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"Yeah, thanks anyway... We should probably get going then. Ganon won't wait for us."

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"ONWARDS!"

 

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"Onwards!"

They march back out to the King of Red Lions, who receives the Pearl solemnly. "Let us be off!" Gren announces.

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Zeke sings as they sail off.

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Nemo accompanies him, deliberately using strange words in the lyrics once in a while.

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He sings louder then.

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A very cheerful boat ride it is!

The weather quickly becomes increasingly bad, though... First the wind picks up. There's storms in the distance. It starts raining.

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"Storms aren't as fun when you're at sea. Think the Wind Waker could calm it down?"

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"I'm afraid not. I can smell the evil magic on the wind... That storm is Ganon's doing, sent to stop or sink us."

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"Okay, what do we do?"

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"Press on."

Nemo pales a bit.

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Tabby puts an arm around his shoulder. 

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"At least tell me you've sailed in storms before, Red."

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"I have. Though none quite so ferocious as this one seems."

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Zeke whimpers a little. 

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"We will be fine. Tabby you can keep trying to get us as steady as possible with the wind waker. Zeke, you and I have gotten good at sailing. Nemo, can you please make sure all our stuff is safe from the rain?"

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"-Huh? Oh, yes, sure."

He shakes his head and starts working on it.

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Tabby gets to work with the Wind Waker.

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The wind has some kind of eldritch force behind it. It's all she can do to dull the irregular gusts somewhat.

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Zeke meanwhile is focusing very intently on his tasks.

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It's hard work, and stressful sailing, to be sure.

They're still making progress, though.

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Zeke keeps singing. It helps him keep his mind off things.

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The others can barely hear him.

Night falls. They keep sailing through the storms towards Greatfish Isle.

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The twins can do with a bit less sleep than their human friends.

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Gren stays up as the night continues. The storm lets up from 'towering waves and thundering gale' to merely 'quite breezy and still raining' at some point.

They arrive to find Greatfish Isle shattered and wrecked, as if a vengeful giant threw a temper tantrum. "We're too late..."

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"Do you think anyone's left?"

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"Only one person lived here, the water spirit Jabun. But he was the one we needed to get the Pearl from... Oh, we must search for clues to where he has gone! If Ganon attacked here, perhaps he escaped..."

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"Okay."

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A mailbird appears! "Sir Red Lions! Miss Grendal! I've been looking everywhere for you!"

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"Hello Mr. Mail bird."

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"My name is Quill. I have urgent news. I know where Jabun went."

He lands, panting, and tries to catch his breath. The rain isn't helping.

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"Are you okay?"

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"It's really hard to fly in this... Just give me a minute, I apologize..."

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"Don't hurt yourself! Here, have this umbrella..."

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"Thank you."

 

"Huff. I know where Jabun went. He is at Outset Island."

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"Your place?"

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"Yeah! ...I'll get to see mom again without neglecting the mission!"

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"Not so fast. Jabun hid himself in a great cave and sealed it with a massive slab of rock. You will need something that can get through it."

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"Not even being super-strong can move it?"

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"I really don't think so."

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"Bombs?"

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"Perhaps. Which reminds me of something else. I apologize for it, but... Those pirates you mentioned last time. I thought if anyone would know how to find your group it would be them. But I let my guard down and made the mistake of telling them about Jabun... As soon as they heard it they went for Outset Island. Then they left for Windfall Island after failing to get through the wall. Then I returned here to try and find you."

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"Nemo's home, too?"

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"Well, they're both relatively big settlements."

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Nemo suddenly groans. "Oh, I know what they're doing. They're going to go after that insufferable bomb guy and steal his stock and use it to blow through the wall."

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"We must stop them!" she pronounces.

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"Yeah! Nobody blows up that wall but us!"

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"Quest-stealers!"

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"Let's go catch them!"

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"Boat as hard as you can, Red Lions!"

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"Wait wait, Quill, anything else you can tell us!?"

Red Lions pulls away from shore.

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"There are a dozen of them! Please try to be sneaky! And there's something strange about this storm! I'm going home, I can't fly around forever in this muck." He flies off.

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"Good luck, Mail Bird!"

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"My name is QUILL!"

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"Sorry!"

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"No time for that, let's discuss anti-pirate tactics..."

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"We hit them! A lot!"

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"They might have bombs though! And if we're sneaky with them we might not have to fight at all."

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"Maybe we should sneak up as kitties?"

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"That could work. I don't think they know you can be kitties."

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"We are very mysterious like that."

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"So we can try that first..." She yawns. "Hey, shouldn't the sun have risen by now?"

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"Maybe it's winter now?"

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"What's winter?"

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"Um, wow, you don't have that? It's when things get colder and the days get shorter."

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"I think days are longer at some times than others? But it's only like half an hour difference. And things never get cold here."

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"Aww, I like winter."

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"I bet it's a Gannon thing."

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"...I really don't think so? The weather's always like that. Unless you mean the extra-long night."

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"Yeah, that."

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"It is indeed Ganon's doing. The eternal night will continue until he no longer has the power to sustain it, as will the fierce storms. This is his last chance to prevent you from claiming the Pearls of the Goddesses."

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"Hah! He's on the ropes!"

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"Perhaps so. But please, do not underestimate the power of evil."

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"Yeah. Eternal night is a thick rope."

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"...A thick rope?"

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"Because she said Gannon was on the ropes."

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"Oh, I get it."

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"At least there's that."

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"We're gonna beat him eventually. After all, we have the Hero's Sword, and Mr. Red Lions. I sure wish this rain would stop though."

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"Think it's safe to drink?"

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"Yep. Tested it a while ago."

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"Then let's try and collect it."

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"We have enough stored water for now. I keep track of these things, don't worry about it."

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"Kay." 

She dances a bit in the rain.

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Not exactly much room for dancing on the soaked, smallish, unstable boat.

 

Gren sleeps, shivering. Nemo looks pretty miserable too. They keep heading for Outset. It's still night when they finally get there, of course.

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Zeke wakes his companions up. "We're here."

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"Let's get this over with. Look for the pirates, steal some bombs, go to Outset."

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"Show we activate tiny furry, espionage mode?"

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"Let's figure out where they even are first."

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The twins strain their ears and eyes.

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The pirates appear to be in the bomb shop, arguing about something.

The cats could maybe get to the roof.

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The twins assume kitten form, and do so.

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"No, you carry it! I got the last five! Just because I'm bigger doesn't mean you get to do less work."

"Do you want to be stuck here all night? I can only carry one at a time! It's only fair that we make the same number of trips!"

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Is there any way inside from the roof?

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They could nudge open the window...

"Stop squirming, guy." Niko is addressing the shop owner, tied up in a corner. "It's not your fault we need bombs to get that treasure. Just think of this as payback for the nasty little monopoly you were running here."

Tetra sighs from where she's leaning against a wall.

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They try to slip in unnoticed, does it work?

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Tetra glances up at them, but there's nothing remarkable about two kittens.

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Do they say anything else of note?

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Tetra sighs about the pirates begging for a night off, and eventually says, "Fine. But we leave at sunrise."

Mudge forgot the pirates' password again and someone has to remind him. The kittens can overhear that it's 'Moronic' today.

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Are there any pirates out of eyeshot of the others?

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Tetra stays behind when they're done stealing bombs, and talks quietly to the bomb shop guy.

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They decide that the bomb shop guy would probably appreciate them taking Tetra out, and when they're sure the other pirates can't see, revert to human form and attack!

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Tetra spins around and blocks! With a sharp sword! And jumps over the other one. "Woah! Where the heck did you two come from!"

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She knocks the sword out of her hand. "You're stealing our quest!"

She and Zeke are looking rather vicious. And it becomes quite clear they still have fangs.

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She brandishes the sword casually while she talks. "You're after Jabun's treasure, right? You need it to beat Ganon?"

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"Yes!"

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"I just want money. You know that rich girl in the cage in Ganon's fort? Her dad is offering a reward for anyone who rescues her. How about I help you guys beat Ganon again, if you let me rescue that one girl?"

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"How can we trust you?"

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"I guess you can't. But maybe you can trust that if I just happened to miss some bombs here, and just happened to give the crew the night off for a night that'll last for weeks it's not some crazy plot that will make me beat you even harder."

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"...I guess."

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"You are the wrong kind of untrustworthy!"

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"Yeah, well, just remember that if Ganon destroys the world I'd die too. Bye bye~"

And she's out the door.

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She turns to the bomb-maker. "Could we borrow some bombs?"

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"FINE! WHATEVER! NOBODY HAS ANY RESPECT FOR THE FINE ART OF BOMBCRAFT ANYMORE! JUST TAKE THEM YOU LITTLE WEASELS!"

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"I'll have you know that weasels are lovely!"

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"IN THE FUTURE BOMBS WILL BE! 10! RUPEES! EACH! BECAUSE THAT CRAZY PIRATE SAID SHE'D HANG ME FROM HER SAILS IF I DIDN'T LOWER THE PRICE! Now go away and LET ME YELL MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT!"

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They gather up their bombs, and run back to Red Lions.

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"You guys fought the pirates by yourselves?! You could have gotten hurt!"

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"I guess they could've all been replaced by vampires when we weren't looking."

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"You know what I mean. We could have helped... But you have the bombs now. Do you know what the pirates are doing?"

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"Tetra says she'll stay out of the way if we let her rescue one rich girl. For the reward."

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"Wow. Pirates only want money, huh?"

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"I like her attitude! If only she weren't quite so violently moneygrubbing."

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"You're not that selfish, my little weasel."

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"I could be pretending to be nice so people will trust me more, you never know."

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"Yeah, but what's the functional difference?"

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"One of them means I might steal all the Pearls for myself."

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"You'd better not." She's gotten less riled up about his sarcasm as time goes on. "Let's sleep for a bit and then get going to Outset. The sooner we beat Ganon the better."

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The twins don't bother redressing and just sleep as cats.

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And then they sail for Outset Island. The sailing is still hard work, but the storm seems to have lost some of its fury and rage.

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"Wind should listen to its Waker."

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"You're still not a God. Ganon stole a piece of one remember."

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"I'm a demi-demi-demi-goddess. On my uncle's side." 

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"Use that divine power to smash Ganon then."

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"It's mostly punch based. And biting, I'm pretty good at that."

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"Let's just hold on until we get to Outset..."

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"It'll be good seeing your mum again."

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"Yeah."

There is a cyclone coming up out of the storm ahead. Gren doesn't see it yet, but Tabby and Zeke might.

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"Um, guys, super-bad storm up ahead!"

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"Hard to starboard! Nemo write the new course on the chart so we don't get lost!"

 

...The storm seems to be moving in front of them anyway.

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He whimpers a little.

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There's a thing that looks kind of like Zephos riding up in the middle of the cyclone!

Red Lions is caught up in the whirlpool around it despite the group's best attempts to avoid.

"Hold on tightly, everyone!"

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Tabby and Zeke do indeed cling tightly to their humans.

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And Red Lions is flung high into the air, tumbling and falling for what feels like an hour.

When they can tell where 'up' is again... Outset Island is visible in the distance.

Red Lions lets out a pained moan.

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"Are you okay, Gren?"

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"Little weasel?"

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Nemo is busy being sick over the edge of the boat. And then pretending that didn't happen.

Gren shakes her head and is already putting the sail back up. "I'm... Fine."

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They're all going to have to deal with being thoroughly hugged by Zeke, not excepting Red Lions.

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Hugs are acceptable.

"I think I saw someone inside the cyclone. Riding a cloud or something. Do you think it was Ganon's fault?"

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"It looked like the frog that told me I was the Wind Waker. He said he had a mean brother."

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"Oh, great. A mean wind magic god thing."

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"He said I should tell him to stop being a jerk."

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"Maybe we can actually get close enough to do that if we see him again."

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"Until then, let's go see your mum!"

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"Nooo we have to get the treasure from Jabun first. In case the pirates come while we visit her."

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"Then we'll get that treasure so hard, it won't know what hit it."

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They sail around the back of the island at Red Lions' direction. Bombs are deployed against the giant stone slab back there. It crumbles soon enough.

 

"Kind of loud, isn't it?"

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"Especially when you have vampire hearing."

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They sail in.

Oh my. That is a big fish.

It starts talking in Hylian, like Deku does sometimes.

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"Hi," replies Zeke in the same language.

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"Hello! You-" Something. They don't know this language that well. "-Ganon-" something something "-evil?"

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"Yeah, yeah, Gannon bad. We need your thing."

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Red Lions sighs. "He doesn't think you are the heroes. Please, allow me to speak to him."

 

They have a long conversation. Only a few words of which are intelligible.

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Meanwhile, Gren whispers, "Wow, Spirits are all really impressive."

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"Yeah. I still think Deku is the nicest."

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"Maybe. But he's the only one you've spent much time with."

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"Yeah."

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Eventually,

"Heroes. You defeat Ganon. Take treasure."

He swings his lantern to reveal the last Pearl. And says some more things to Red Lions.

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"Thank you!"

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"...Oh, great news. He says that Ganon's curse of night should lift soon. Though this also means he is turning his power to something else, which is not such great news."

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"We can't sit still or he'll just keep going..."

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"What do we do now?"

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"...We can visit my mom for a while. Rest for just a little bit. We've been sailing really hard for like 2 days.

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"Okay." 

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They sail around to the front of the island and clamber ashore.

 

Rilah is surprised to see them. But not surprised enough not to hug.

"You've picked up another friend, little Grendal. Nice to meet you!"

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"...Hi."

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"Hi. I'm kind of borrowing your last name. Is that okay?"

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"I don't see why not."

"They didn't have last names before, mom."

"I see. In that case, I'm honored you chose ours, Zeke."

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"It's a lovely name."

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Nemo has recovered from his short bout of shyness. "Nice to meet you, Rilah. I'm helping Gren and the twins save the world."

She frowns, and Gren glares slightly.

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"He's really clever. And good at sling shooting things."

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"He can make a few magic things too. And stuff like smoke bombs. They've come in handy."

"I'm glad you're helping my daughter, then, Nemo. How about you all come in and have something to eat? The monsters that have been skulking about might come back soon..."

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"Monsters?"

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"Oh, yes. A few goblins. Orca drives them off with his stick, and the local hogs fight them too, but they still come back every couple of days."

"Wow, that's really really annoying. We have to stop Ganon. I bet he's responsible for this."

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"In the meantime, we'll punch them to death!"

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"Oh there's none around right now. I see one every three or four days."

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"Okay."

They head inside.

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"Oh, I missed here... Mom! We should go visit Grandma's house on the other side. I want to show Tabby and Zeke her delicious soup."

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"Grandmas are weird."

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"Just because you've never had one doesn't mean they're weird."

They head out.

...The sun is rising.

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After days cooped up on Red Lions, the twins choose to travel in leaps and bounds.

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Rilah is impressed. She's never seen them really cut loose yet. "Where did you two come from again?"

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"A whole other world. We used to be even better."

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"They're a great help in monster fighting! We haven't been really hurt at all even once."

"That's certainly a relief."

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"If you have anything heavy you need moving, we're your vampires."

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"Perhaps you could fix the bridge."

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"It's broken?"

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"Yes... Goblins cut the ropes about a week ago."

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"We could definitely fix that."

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"That would be really useful! I like the forest on the top of the island."

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"What's your grandma like?"

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"She sews and cooks all day. She's as nice as mom though."

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"That's nice."

Summersaults intensify.

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"Oh, now you're just showing off."

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"Maybe."

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"Bet you can't sing magic songs right!"

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"Don't know. Haven't tried."

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"Majora's grace I call, if you might be kind, on this hu-man bestow, ho-ly fire from above, sent down to help below."

On his fingertip appears a small flame.

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"Cool!"

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"Soooo? Think you can do a magic song?"

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He attempts to copy Nemo, singing in his achingly pretty voice. Nothing happens. 

"Huh."

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"Maybe you're singing it the wrong way. I'm not sure, really."

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"Maybe."

He attempts it in a few other vocal styles on the way to Gren's grandmother's house. While still somersaulting. 

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These produce no result. Nemo decides to stay quietly smug, lest he get called out for being openly smug.

Gren fills the time explaining table manners.

"Grandma cares about them more than most people. She won't be mean if you don't know them but she'll be sad."

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They listen intently. Grandparents are still very mysterious creatures to the twins, seeing as their own probably died over a hundred years before their birth.

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They're mostly like parents, but older. (And not as strict sometimes.)

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"Older" is also kind of weird to the twins.

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Well she can't explain that one other than it being kind of scary and sad...

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Eventually, they bore of superhuman feats of athleticism and simply walk with the others.

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The island is not that big. They're nearly there.

"Hi, grandma! Mom and I brought new friends!"

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"Hello, Gren's Grandma!"

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"Hello, young ones. I've been hearing stories about you. Grendal is treating you three well, yes?"

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"Your granddaughter is super-nice. And brave."

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"I just wish she didn't need to be. The world was peaceful when I was young. And poor Sami, stuck up in some dreadful prison..."

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"We'll get her back."

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"Oh, but we shouldn't be so glum. Life is better when we smile."

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"I've heard good things about your soup, Gren's Grandma Ma'am."

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"We've never had soup before!"

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"Really never? Any kind of soup? Why, soup is one of the most basic and filling meals one can prepare!"

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"We only tried cooked food a little while ago. It's great!"

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Clearly she must correct their tragic deficiency of cooking experience. With lots and lots of delicious food.

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Okay, grandparents are pretty nice. The two eat very appreciatively. 

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"You could open a restauraunt!"

"Oh, thank you dear. But I'm much too old for anything like that, these bones can't bear to cook except out of love."

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Old is still weird, but the twins keep quiet. 

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"I mean it's really good. If you would be so kind as to make us some stuff to take along I will give you a jar that's bigger on the inside than the outside. That could come in handy right?"

"Oh, I would have cooked my Grendal and her friends food for sailing anyway."

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"Then we'll give you the jar as a present, right, Nemo?"

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"Sure, sure."

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"You have any chores and stuff you want done?"

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"I wouldn't complain if you two fetched me some firewood and well water... But you deserve a break, you don't have to."

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"It's not as hard for us as it is for human children, really."

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"If you say so. Well, you don't have to."

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Well water and firewood is fetched at short notice.

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Grandma Erlund smiles at them in a very Grandmotherly way and the profusion of food continues.

When it's time to leave she offers surprises them all with a hug. Even Nemo mostly accepts it.

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The twins return it as hard as they can without hurting her.

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"You're one of the nicest people we've ever met." She sounds so earnest. 

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Rilah jokes, "It's the job of a grandma to be the nicest, you know."

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"So what do you call your mother's mother if she isn't nice?" It's hard to tell if she's joking. 

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"You call her-" Rilah's voice goes low and facetiously angry. "Grandmother."

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"I'll remember that."

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"Does it work for, ahem, grandfather, too?"

"Indeed, yes!"

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"Mother, father."

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"I don't think I'll ever have to use any of those. If I do something has gone terribly wrong."

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"I'd have to find our father first."

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They joke around for a while longer. Grandma Erlund excuses herself eventually... Old means tired. "I've got to save up energy for making good sailing food for you dearies."

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"Thank you."

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"We have all three Pearls. We deserve a day off I think, right? It's been like two weeks for us... More like a week and a half for Nemo."

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"We must renew ourselves for the final bout of punching and kicking!"

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"We did take half a day off at Forest Haven four 'days' ago."

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"Yeah, but we might get squashed if we're tired."

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"Good point. Let's go play Gren's Rito board game thing it looks fun."

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"Fun it is."

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Nemo doesn't even cheat a little bit. No sir.

Though he does make a 'mistake' or two and not bother to correct it unless someone else notices.

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Tabby notices, and is impressed. She makes a few "mistakes", too.

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Gren and Zeke probably don't notice, which makes it all the more fun.

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Tricking is the purpose of younger brothers, even if only by a couple of minutes.

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"Congrats on winning, Tabby! Wow, you seemed to get really lucky. Bet it won't happen again."

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"Fear my vampire might!"

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"Board games are the one place where vampire might shouldn't affect things. Everyone plays by the same rules, right?"

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"Vampire brains are faster, I think."

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"But this is a pretty simple game. I could mostly tell what you all were planning to do and lost anyway."

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Victory dance is preformed anyway.

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"Yeah, yeah. Let's play again and I'll win this time."

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They do so.

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Gren calls Tabby's and Nick's mistakes this time. But doesn't accuse them of being "mistakes".

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"We're very sorry."

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"Well, now you know."

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"And knowing is half the battle!"

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Gren looks at her funny, then keeps playing.

She wins this round.

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Zeke claps. 

"Maybe I should go fix that bridge."

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"I bet you'll need rope."

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"I've got a nice long rope! Just let me go talk to the villagers for a bit and I can give you the rope, Zeke, and part of the bridge-fixing fees."

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"That would be helpful."

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So he walks off confidently to chat up the merits of bridges to fishers and pig farmers.

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Until then, he will search for (nice, relaxing) adventure!

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Climbing the cliffs around the back of the island, near where Jabun was?

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That could be fun! Maybe Jabun could teach him more Hylian. 

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Jabun is talking with a fish that has a remarkably humanlike head.

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"Hello!"

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In Hylian, "Hello. You-" something something "-me-" something something...

The fishman speaks up. "Oi, youngster! He's saying you can't understand him so why are you even trying to talk to him!"

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"I'm hoping maybe he can teach me more Hylian."

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Jabun talks.

"He says it's a complicated and holy language. Not something to be taken lightly apparently. Also he's leavin' soon to go back to Greatfish Isle, since Ganon's curse is done."

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"But we haven't defeated him yet."

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"The storm magic's done for though. He's focusing on making monsters now, says Jabun."

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"Like goblins?"

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"...Um, more like the big poison flower thing or the lava scorpion, he says. Geez, kid, you fought things like that?"

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"Yup!"

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"Good on ya... Okay he says he'll teach you for a little while, but he really has to go soon..."

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He's eager to learn.

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Not that much language practice can be fit into one hour. But he does learn some of it.

 

Nemo has acquired rope! And bridge-fixing fees.

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He and Tabby get to it!

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It's trickier than expected, but eventually they manage to climb up the cliff face with the far end of a rope and tie it to the wooden posts in the ground again. Someone else will have to replace the missing wood planks.

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"I hope the people like our work."

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"I bet they will. I didn't think many people went up to the forest... But I heard like a dozen people complain that the bridge was out."

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"Tabby Eastwind, bridge builder!"

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"Nemo Eastwind, bridge seller."

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"So, what should we do now?"

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"Let's just go swimming. It'll be nice to go swimming somewhere shallow and not in the middle of the ocean."

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The twins approve of this!

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Do they approve of swimming clothes? Rilah insistently furnishes them all with one-piece swimsuit type things.

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They find them really weird, but Rilah has been such a gracious host.

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Swimming (and related activities) is fun! Nemo makes sand castles on the very edge of the water, where waves occasionally reach, and tries to build them up faster than they go down.

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Is there anything for Tabby to jump off?

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There's a pier leading off a rock.

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"Cannonball!" 

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Gren follows. "Caaaanonbaaaal!"

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Zeke meanwhile has decided to try instructing Nemo on the subtle art of sandcastles.

"Now the support structures are very important..."

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"I very well know to draw water away from it and shore up with a nice slope thank you."

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"We lived by a beach when we were small. I have loads of practise."

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"I declare a competition!"

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"You're on!"

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"Tabby! Gren! You two want to round up some judges for us?"

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"Sure, could be fun."

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Tabby bounds off into the distance to search for judges.

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Gren goes and asks her mom.

 

Most of the other children and teens on the island are willing to judge sandcastles, and a couple of parents.

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"Good turn out. Shall we begin?"

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"Yeah. Time limit thirty minutes?"

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"Agreed!" 

Zeke's castle is very spindly and delicate looking. 

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Nemo's is themed after their adventure so far. This corner reminiscent of Windfall, this one of Dragon Roost, this one of Forest Haven, that one of Outset, and designed rather robustly. It's not very big, with all this design effort and the attention to detail being more difficult, but still.

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Zeke is honestly rather impressed.

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The judges are pretty impressed too! By both of them!

"Zeke's seems like it shouldn't be staying up, it's neat. But Nemo's is such a cool idea..."

The islanders' vote comes down to 10 Nemo, 7 Zeke.

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He bows. "I concede victory to the superior artiste."

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"Thank you, thank you. My only regret is that I didn't arrange a prize for this contest."

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"You can make me do one stupid thing."

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"Hm... I'll have to think about the best thing to do with that. I won't make it too bad, promise."

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Nemo will proudly make his nice, themed castle more elaborate. And dig it a moat so the tide doesn't ruin it quite so quickly.

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Be nice if we had a camera," says Zeke to Gren.

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"Alas a pictograph machine is not something I own. Or can make on the spot."

"I'll sketch it for you," one of the islanders volunteers.

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"Thanks!"

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"I think will finally actually swim."

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He is splashed.

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He splashes back.

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Tabby splashes Gren, just to be fair.

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Splash fight! She must defend her home land's splash honor!

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The tribe of two's splash might will not be questioned!

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Nemo is forced to bow out, spitting saltwater.

Gren fights on!

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"And so it was that the warrior of Windfall fell!"

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"Well you two have an unfair advantage."

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"I guess..."

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"I call the island to my aid! Children of Outset Island, splash the interlopers!"

They dive into the water en masse, still in shore clothes.

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Not even their vampiric might can stand up to the full force of Outset Island's offspring!

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"Okay, okay, you guys win!"

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Everyone is laughing.

Grandma Erlund and that kid who's obsessed with running's parents seems to be hauling pig barbeque down to the impromptu beach party. Someone else starts playing a banjo.

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Zeke starts singing to it.

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Nemo starts hawking his magic jars. Orca is happy to spar with the twins and Gren again. Everybody's chatting or swimming hand having a good time.

It's a great mid-afternoon party. 

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Tabby is surprised by how pleasant humans are. 

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Eventually the party dies down. The islanders have work to get back to, most of them.

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And so do the children.

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Gren hugs her mom and grandma very hard before they set off again, though.

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The twins hug pretty hard, too.

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And finally, they're loaded up with delicious grandma food, and it's back to work.

It's a nice evening for sailing at least. Compared to the storms.

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"So, what do we do when we get there?"

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"You simply must place the pearls on three magic pedestals on three different islands. The most difficult task for the next day or so is sailing. But after that, the Tower of the Gods will be revealed, and you will need to solve its puzzles. I cannot turn them off and I do not already know the answers, alas."

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"Why does everything involve puzzles here?"

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"The ancient Hylians were fond of them," he says, with a strange glint in his eye.

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"They can be fun, I guess. I used to do them with my mum."

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"It's a bit of a shame they had a keen sense of scale. There are no puzzles smaller than yourselves, I suspect."

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"Was there less water back in your day?"

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"...Mm. Yes."

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"Why?"

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"Hyrule was... Well, the Great Sea used to be a river and a lake. The last time Ganon attacked, just before he was sealed, the gods flooded it to destroy his armies of monsters..."

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"But wouldn't that mean lots of people drowned?"

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"Yes."

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"Nice people?"

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"Many of them, yes..."

Boats can't cry. That's the rain. Definitely. Despite the clear sky.

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Tabby rocks a bit.

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Nemo seems to be trying not to think about it.

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"But that would mean the gods made a mistake! Or overreacted! Or something!"

"Yes, perhaps. Or perhaps it was necessary to keep Ganon from destroying everything instead of most things."

"It's still a stupid decision! I thought the Hyrule gods were supposed to be good!"

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"What if they do it again?"

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"I don't think they will. That was the most chaotic and frightening time anyone had seen for the last millennium, and they generally care about people being happy and safe. But there would be nothing stopping them."

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This will likely cast a shadow over the next day or so of their journey. 

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Well, they have magic statues to set the Pearls into.

It is pretty glum though.

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"There's a story on my world that's sort of like that."

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"If you want to tell it, I'll listen. But mostly I'm just sad and mad at Ganon and Din and Naryu and Farore."

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"Are those other three baddies?"

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"They're the biggest goddesses. The ones who would have been in charge of all the others."

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"Most humans back home believed that there was one big God, and that he flood the world because people were being bad, except for one guy's family and two of every animal."

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"That does sound a lot like lots of stories about old Hyrule, except for the only-one-god thing."

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"It never made much sense to me. If there was two of every animal, there'd have to be a boy and a girl vampire. And they'd need to eat something..."

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"Well, it's a story. Just like old Hyrule stories are half made-up. Red Lions has been telling me the real ones sometimes."

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"Any nice ones?"

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"There was one about the Princess Talita and her future husband..."

She tells it the way Red Lions did. It's a comedy of errors and mistakes, emphasis on comedy. Not the dramatic gods-and-heroes sort of thing they're used to from ancient stories at all.

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Zeke likes it. "Want to here some stories from my world?"

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"Sure. Not much else to do while we sail, right?

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And so he tells of her of how the Great Skywalker blew up the Evil Moon!

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'Targeting computer' and 'torpedoes' are weird, for magic.

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"I like it because he turns out to have a twin."

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"That's neat. I wish I had a brother sometimes."

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"It's better than being alone, I suppose. But you have friends and stuff."

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"Yeah, but friends are mean or fight sometimes. I'm surprised we didn't yet. Brother and sister fight sometimes too but always make up because they're family, right?"

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"Yeah. Vampire fights can get a little...messy, though."

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"Violent?"

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"Yeah. Cause we heal."

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"Makes sense."

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"As for us, I guess you're too nice, and we've been too busy."

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"You and Nemo did nearly fight over his slingshot. It's just we were fighting that giant poison flower at the same time."

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"So we should always make sure we have something else to fight, got it." He winks.

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She giggles.

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"If Ganon doesn't eat us or something, any plans for the future, fiancee?"

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"Well, I've been trading with folks along the way... I'm probably going to buy my own ship and tell my parents they can't make me do stuff anymore."

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"They deserve a good talking to."

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"I- Don't give my parents a talking-to. It'll make them worse."

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"Yeah, but then we can just sail away on our boat."

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"Our boat?"

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"What did you expect, fiancee? I'm not going to stay at home and wait for you while you have adventures."

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"Sure, we're still pretending that's a thing. Okay then."

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"And we're taking our dozens of vampiric spawn with us. And what do you mean pretend?"

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"It's a good joke, but you're taking it kind of far. We're both too little to be actually betrothed."

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"Are we?"

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"Yeah. I'm only ten. Even for rich-people-betrothals those happen when you're twelve or fourteen at least, mostly."

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"I can wait."

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"You're still acting like it's definitely going to happen! What if I just want to be alone when I'm twelve, huh?"

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"Then what do I do?"

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"Talk to other people?"

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"I don't know other people."

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"Talk to them anyway, it'll fix that. Probably."

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"You promised!"

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"It was a joke thing!"

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"Humans are weird." She attempts to storm off with what space they have.

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Yeah, doesn't really work with such a little space.

"You're making me the bad guy. Gren, Zeke, did you think it was for real?"

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"Not really, but maybe. Couldn't tell."

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He shrugs. "I don't know how marrying works."

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He harrumphs to Red Lions' bow and talks quietly with the boat.

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"He could have said it was a joke earlier."

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"She could have said it wasn't a joke earlier."

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"Oh, both of you shut up!"

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"Why, because he's being weird?"

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"Because your fighting is annoying! You're both being weird and making a huge fight that should have been a quiet conversation!"

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"They're just having a lovers' quarrel."

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Nemo throws a glass jar at him and beans him on the head. "No! We are not- I am not- Uuuuugh!"

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"That might have hurt...if I was human."

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Shoe. Small rock. One of the all-important Pearl treasures-

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He grabs it out of the air. "You bloody idiot!"

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"STOP! STOP THROWING THINGS! STOP! FIGHTING!"

 

"You done, Nemo?"

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"...Yeah."

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Zeke is still glaring at him.

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"Sorry I threw the important treasure. And threw things at you. I'm just... Mad at everything right now."

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"I'm sorry for being growly." 

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"Tabby... Sorry we didn't talk about this earlier. I'm, um, not saying definitely no. Just not promising definitely anything. I don't like the idea of promising how my whole life is going to be when I'm still so little."

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"I'm sorry for being weird."

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"Neither of you are weird. Because everyone is weird sometimes and therefore nobody is."

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"It's just...I don't know how most of these things work."

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"Most of what I think I know about these things is probably half made up and I pretend. Besides a lot of it depends on where you're from so it'd be different anyway..."

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"And vampires have different sorta lives anyway."

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"So if we do have way more mushy feelings when we grow up a little more, like I think is supposed to happen, we can figure out what human-vampire marriage means."

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"I still kind of want to come on your boat, eventually."

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"That will probably be okay, I'll let you on the boat. Saying you definitely get to no matter what was what got me mad."

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"Okay."

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"I'm still kinda mad about this whole thing... But not mad at anyone I think... Let's just keep sailing."

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She starts whistling. It's a little eerie. 

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Nemo sings along. As eerily as possible.

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Vampire voices probably have a wider range of possible sounds, but it's a very admirable effort. She tries to harmonize. 

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Gren just rolls her eyes and mutters, "Well, you two made up quick..."

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"Oh, shush."

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She takes Nemo's place at the front and tries to quiz Red Lions about the puzzles ahead.

 

Their sailing around to place these Pearls is soon done - though they encounter some minor monsters, and with brilliant beams of light the three islands shine on each other. A giant, oddly technological looking tower rises from the sea a few miles off.

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"That looks a little out of place."

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"It looks like Hylian technology! Oooh, I want to go steal its secrets."

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"Stealing is wrong. Deku and Gren said so."

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"Metaphorical stealing secrets. Um, have you heard of archaeology? Yes. That. If there's actual people there who tell us not to then I won't."

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"Then how is that stealing?"

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"It sounds cooler that way!"

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"Tsk tsk, Nemo, imprecise language."

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"Well, I bet it'll be hard to figure out the stuff. I really want some new spells though... I don't actually have all that many."

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"Really? I thought the ones you have are pretty good."

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"Yeah, I've got a few more songs and things, and I can use magic ingredients, but the only really super stuff I can actually make is bigger-on-the-inside, durable things, sneaky fish hooks, and the stupid weather rock I found an old recipe for..."

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"A rock that controls the weather sounds cool."

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"No, just predicts it."

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"Oh. That's still nice."

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"Yep! I can't break it down for any of the individual spell-parts because they're all so advanced and intertwined, but if I find some intermediate recipes maybe I could figure it out eventually."

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"I hope there are some pretty things."

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"We'll see... Then they'll see. They'll all see the brilliance of Enchanter Nemo..."

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Zeke provides the evil chuckle. 

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What an excuse for a good evil laugh! "Bwa ha ha. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!"

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Soon Zeke is actually laughing.

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Gren is trying to look stern but can't help but giggle along.

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"First, the weird tower, then, the world!"

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"I trust you will not actually attempt to take over the world, because that would probably be seen as an evil act by most people. Much like Ganon."

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"Nah, the world is too big."

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He laughs. "True enough!"

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"So what exactly do the pearls do?"

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"Very little except serve as a conduit for their goddess's attention - and keys to ancient magics, as we are using them now."

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"Kay. Just tell us when we need to do something."

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"We will get to the tower within the hour."

 

And they do.

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They gratefully clamber off. 

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Into a chamber full of lots of strange-looking switches and gates. The small platform they disembark on is a sort of viewing area. "Hm... Looks like we'll have to mess with the water level and stay on you for the first part of these puzzles, Red Lions."

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"And I was looking forward to stretching my legs..."

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"It's pretty tall. I bet there's non-water puzzles up higher. For now, let's figure this out..."

In the process of solving the first floor puzzles, they encounter a new enemy. Yellow chu-chus. They give an electric shock if you get too close!

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"Nemo, slingshot!"

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"Fear the power of small bits of metal at high speed!"

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For her part, Tabby tries to hit them after they've given off their shocks.

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Either strategy works. Gren focuses on actually completing the puzzle while everyone else is having fun fighting monsters.

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Spinning makes for efficient and amusing monster slaughter!

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"You guys done being violent and killing things? I figured out the puzzle, we can go up now."

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"Is it technically killing?"

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"I felt like being sarcastic. I think it is, even if monsters don't really seem to have minds or feelings."

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"Well, on we go."

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The next puzzle room contains a bunch of weird statues, which Nemo studies very intently. "Ooh... New runes!"

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"These statues of anyone?"

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"No. I think they're, like, magic servants?"

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"Then can't we get them to do the puzzles?"

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"I think we will need to order some around to solve puzzles later... If I can figure out how to turn them on... But this one, look, Gren's doing it now."

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"Where'd you get so good at these?"

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"Games and stuff. And I talked to Red Lions and some Rito about puzzles. Be prepared!"

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Zeke starts humming something from a movie.

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They ascend to the next level with a magic elevator. Nemo mutters and doodles on a paper he produced from somewhere.

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"Is this the time for drawing?"

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"Shush! I feel like I'm about to figure out something important..."

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She giggles expectantly. 

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The magic elevator reaches the next floor. He runs over and looks at the nearest weird statue again. "...Rupees are magic bottles! Or rather, bottles for magic. Sort of. Probably. That's what this whole thing," he gestures at a bundle of lines and dots, "Is about."

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"..What's magic made from?"

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"Magic is magic. It comes from living things and the earth and the gods and spirits and monsters have some too. What's light made of?"

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"Ooh, I know this one. Pho-tons."

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"Then I will invent magic-tons. Whatever. Point is, I think these statues are powered by rupees. Charged-up ones, not the ones the rest of the world uses for money."

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"How do you charge them?"

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"That's the next thing I have to figure out..."

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"What do we do?"

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"Explore for the next- MONSTERS!"

Floating ghosty skulls that spit fire! Fun!

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SMASH!

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The next puzzle involves Nemo curiously investigating a very deadly looking beam of light that chases whoever is closest. It zaps monsters easily.

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"Maybe we use it to blast open a secret passage?"

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"No I think we just have to run past it fast enough... I'm trying to figure out how it works. Hard when I can't get close."

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"Maybe we could carry you too?"

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"Let's skip past it for now. I'll think about it and take another look on the way out."

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Off they hop.

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More puzzles! They need to glide with the Deku Leaf, some. Then they run into a really confusing one. The obvious trigger for the next room doesn't respond to anything they throw at it.

There's a poem on the wall.

O waker of the wind
Bring my brothers here
Do not fall to wits' end
Do not succumb to fear
Courage and cleverness will show the way

"It's talking about the Wind Waker, but what does that even mean? Bring my brothers? Whose brothers?"

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"Maybe it means my brother?'

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"But there's only one of me."

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"Maybe it means some kind of object. We haven't explored this floor all the way - could be things we have to fetch and bring here in the side halls?

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Search, search.

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Statues covered in spikes that hop directly towards the nearest person appear! The room locks itself. 

"Wait wait don't kill it it's on!"

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The twins do not try smashing them.

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But it won't stay still!

"Okay maybe kill it a little bit? But not all the way?"

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They frown and try to comply.

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If they hit it hard enough it freezes in place and the back snaps open to reveal a shiny, glowing rupee. "...Oh man, that's exactly - now I get it - thanks!" And he smashes the glowing rupee with a big stick and runs as the statue does a few berserk turns and then explodes.

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"BOOOM!"

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"We should look for an easier way to do that, you guys had to get really close to it..."

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"Any suggestions?"

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"Well, let's check out the treasure chest first..."

 

Contents: A bow and some arrows!

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"Convenient! Either of you know how to use one?"

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"I had a toy one, before. How hard can it be?"

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"Don't know, let's find out!"

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She strings it and nocks an arrow and looks down it. "I think I remember how you're supposed to do this."

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"I remember a movie where they had bows and arrows. It was weird because they also had guns."

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"You've mentioned those. Like tiny cannons. They sound loud and expensive, don't they?"

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'Yep. Some of the bigger ones might even hurt a vampire kind of bad."

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"I think a bow is fine. It's quieter and you can pick up arrows again later."

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"Yeah."

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"What exactly did you figure out about the statues, Nemo?"

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"How they charge up! Looks like it takes years, unfortunately."

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"So what do we do now?"

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"Try shooting arrows at things we couldn't reach before? Maybe that finishes a puzzle."

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"Can I try?"

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"Sure, let me show you how though... Hold the arrow like this so it rests against the notch, and then pull. Don't aim where the arrow's going, aim right in front of you, it'll wobble around and go mostly straight."

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Success! 

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"Nice job. Let's go solve some silly puzzles and find that statue's 'brothers'."

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"Family reunion!"

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The bow can be used to reveal two statues that don't attack them. Nemo manages to command them to hop around.

Once everything is in place, the wall with the poem shakes and retracts to reveal a staircase.

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"Up the stairs, down the stairs..." sings Zeke.

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More lasers. More silly puzzles. More enemies to fight.

 

Eventually they reach the final stairway to the boss's lair.

It's really high up. They can see half the Great Sea from here.

"Cooool."

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"Pretty."

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"Let's sleep just inside and fight whatever monster is waiting for us in this puzzle-course in the morning. Getting pretty late."

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"What if the monster sneaks up on us?"

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"We could go aaaall the way back down to Red Lions, then aaaall the way back up tomorrow instead. Might be for the best, since we didn't exactly haul blankets up here."

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"Even wood is softer than stone."

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"...I don't like the idea of going down and back up again, seems like a waste of time. But you guys are right. We can't sleep here."

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"Maybe we should carry you down."

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"Yep, that's what it'll have to be."

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She scoops up Nemo. "Shall we head down?"

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"Hey, she said she wanted to be carried!"

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"Okay, okay." She sets him down.

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"...Then again, it's an awfully long walk."

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"Piggyback or bridal carry?"

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"...Piggyback." More dignified of the two options.

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She lets him grab onto her back.

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And Gren works out the same arrangement with Zeke, and they head back down to Red Lions.

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"...You have turned back?"

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"Just till the morning."

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"Ah, I see. It's certainly much more comfortable to sleep in my hull than the high, cold stone of the tower."

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"You are very cozy."

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He gives a roaring laugh. "If only my hull were a bit larger! I expected to be the escort of one Hero."

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"Eh, we're little. More like one and a half Heroes."

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"Maybe one and three quarters. Adults aren't that much bigger. Anyway, let's sleep."

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The cats snuggle up to their preferred humans.

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And in the morning, bright and early, Gren organizes breakfast and a return up the tower!

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The vampires are doing their excited hissing thing.

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"That's still a bit off-putting, you know."

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"Evil trembles at our throat noises!"

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"If you say so."

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"I might want to stay here a while after we get to the top. All sorts of interesting magic left to poke."

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"Shame you can't dissect monsters."

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"I can probably feel them with magical sensing stuff. But monsters are kind of boring?"

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"So are frogs, and people study those."

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"Guess I'll try it." He shrugs.

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He giggles. They climb.

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Gren solves the final puzzle easily, but takes a break to marvel at the great view. And take notes on the islands she can see on their charts.

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"It's gorgeous."

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"Really is. I love the Great Sea."

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"Hope we get to see more of it."

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"Red Lions says we've still got a ways to go. And when that Ganon doof is gone I can build a boat and we can sail all over the place, this whole adventure is surprisingly fun."

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"Yeah. I expected more terror."

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"You two are taking care of the monsters almost effortlessly!"

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"Vampire genes!"

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"It'd be a little relieving from your being too much better - if scary - to meet a monster that only the Hero's Sword can hurt."

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"You'll jinx it!"

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"I'm pretty sure jinxing isn't real."

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"Did you think vampires were real till like a couple of weeks ago?"

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"Nope. But jinxing would be powerful Fate magic. And Fate stuff is harder to believe than new kinds of creatures."

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"Still, super-monsters are super bad."

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"Yeah."

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She's honestly more scared for her regrettably squishy human friends. 

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"Ooh, I got the boss room to open! C'mon!"

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"Yay! Progress!"

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Once they all file in, they see a giant stone head and two giant hands embedded in the wall. The head opens its mouth and 'speaks'. "Turn back. Only the Hero may take this trial."

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"But we're hero support!"

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"Only the Hero may face this trial."

Gren... Is shaking. "...What's the trial?"

"A test of cunning and strength."

"Could you be a little more descriptive?" It doesn't respond.

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"Don't go in."

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"Will it kill me if I fail?"

"If you fail, injury is likely. Death is not likely."

"...I have to. To stop Ganon."

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"So what do we do?"

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"You'll have to wait. And take care of me if I come back out with a broken arm or something." She makes a hug-ward gesture.

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"Good luck."

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"Stupid rock head!"

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She goes in, a fierce expression on her face. They can hear "O hero..." Before the giant doors shut.

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The twins stand there, unsure of how to feel. They settle on frightened.

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Nemo paces unhappily, muttering about magic.

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"How long is this supposed to take?"

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"I dunno. How long did the other big monster fights take? Ten minutes?"

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"I was too busy punching to keep track."

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"I'm gonna go look at the lasers some more."

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Tabby follows, leaving her brother by the door.

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He doesn't seem to be doing any actual experimenting. Just looking worried. 

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"Doesn't that stupid thing realise we're the Hero collectively."

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"Apparently not."

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"We shouldn't have let her go in alone."

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"It wouldn't give us the way into Hyrule if we tried to insist."

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She reverts to cat-hood in an attempt to calm down.

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Nemo sighs and kicks the wall.

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Tabby nuzzles his leg.

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"Don't, please. Let's just... Go back to the top and wait."

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Human form, redressed. "Sorry, thought it would cheer you up."

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"I shouldn't even be upset. Or maybe I should. I don't... Have friends much."

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"I didn't exactly have loads before you and Gren, either."

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"I'm not good at making friends I mean."

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"You made me your friend."

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"I guess."

He looks at Gren's chart. He brings out a little telescope and continues adding detail to it.

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A few minutes later, the door opens again. Gren is panting and slightly battered, leaning on the Hero's sword.

"H-Hey guys. It's done."

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Zeke runs over and takes her weight. "Are you okay?"

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"Yeah. Stupid giant head made me fight it. Predictable. But those hands are fast, and there was lightning all over the walls..."

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"You should rest."

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"Sure. One last thing to do apparently. But it can wait. Oh, and I got another heart container."

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"You should have it."

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"Yeah, it already powered me up. Wooo."

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"Do you want me to carry you back to Red Lions?"

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"No, just bring me some water and a snack from the backpacks."

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He does so.

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"He kept going on about courage this and fate that. I'm getting tired of it."

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"It's a load of bull, isn't it?"

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"...Well, the goddesses probably exist. But it's kind of stupid that they need us to clean up their mess."

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"We're just kids! Even if me and Zeke are good at punching things to death."

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She polishes off the snack and stands up, starts to stretch before wincing and holding her side. "One of you carry me up that ladder in the far wall? Apparently the great hero has to ring the giant bell to finish this whole unlocking thing."

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Zeke volunteers. 

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The bell could fit Red Lions inside it, two or three times over, easily. "Wow. That's one big bell."

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"I heard ringing bells like that could make you deaf."

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"Eh. I have a heart container and Nick has some healing potions. Let's just get this over with."

She makes a running leap at the bell's rope.

There's a thunderous DONG. DONG. DONG.

And the pair go back below as it keeps ringing.

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"Damn, that's loud."

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"Let's go ask Red Lions if we can get the Master Sword now and seal Ganon and then we can all go home. Or at least explore the sea and not fight so many monsters."

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"And help Koroks!"

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"Oh, yeah! It'll be great if we can help them."

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"To Red Lions!"

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Down the tower they go, joking and talking about magic theory with Nemo.

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"Magic sounds like maths, but wordy."

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"A little bit I guess. I should try to teach you all some, maybe."

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"Can you do lightning?"

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"Hm...... No. Not big lightning anyway. Maybe sparks."

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"Good enough!"

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"So, magic lecture? Or nah?"

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"Go ahead."

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He teaches them a few simple magic songs. One for fire, one for cold, one for fresh water.

Zeke and Tabby should be able to get the desired effect from them, but Gren strangely can't.

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"You'd think the Hero would be good at magic."

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"Maybe all the gods' attention goes to my hero-ness and not magic."

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"Short attention spans, heh."

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"I hope you don't mind if I talk about magic a lot, with you not being able to do it."

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"No, I don't mind. Tabby and Zeke can learn."

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Zeke unsurprisingly is rather suited to it.

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Songs are only the first part, and the basic exercise! How you expand from there varies, but mostly involves drawing symbols or simple dances.

They get back to Red Lions soon enough.

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"The path is open. Congratulations, you four. We are closer to the end with every step."

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"Yay!"

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He looks determined. As determined as a boat can look. "Now we descend into the sealed kingdom, Hyrule. Where Grendal shall claim the Master Sword. Your true trial begins here. You will all need strength and cunning more than ever. Once again, I am sorry to ask so much of you four..."

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"Least we're not bored."

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"And the world does need saving. And my friend from the village too, and all the other girls."

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"I might sit it out. You guys are fun, and I'm learning a lot, but it's sounding more dangerous by the minute..."

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"But what if we need a weasel..."

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"To deal with that pirate, right? Well, maybe."

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"Weasels are always necessary!"

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"I will respect your decision on the matter, whatever it may be, young Nemo. But for now, perhaps we should move on. Ganon will not wait for any of us... I am very glad you are making swift progress, however. There is much hope we can defeat him."

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"Yeah, let's go!"

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Red Lions advances to the center of the great ring of columns near the tower.

It glows golden as they get close.

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"Onward to swords!"

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When they reach the golden glow, they sink beneath the ocean.

They're clearly underwater... But somehow they can still breathe, and they're not wet.

And now, below them, is a massive castle surrounded by underwater fields and mountains in an grand-looking medieval kingdom. Everything is... Grey, except the four visitors and Red Lions.

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"Pretty!"

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"What the heck is this place. It's - it's covered in magic."

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"That would be the great spell of suspension the gods cast over this land. You will have to resign yourself to your magic not working quite as you expect here, alas."

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"What about me and Zeke's magic?"

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"I believe you can continue safely. Nemo's magic has many effects on the world, which is simply not possible in this suspended place. You two are not part of the frozen realm. Be wary, however. The binding of this place may break at any moment now that we have come here. There are many monsters who would be released from stasis, if so."

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"Nothing we haven't dealt with already."

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"Vampire punches to the rescue!"

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She giggles. "Yep!"

Red Lions explains how to get to the Master Sword's chamber.

They set off. Nemo elects to stay...

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"Bye, Nemo."

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"Good luck with the monsters. I'm going to read a book."

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"Is this because magic is funky down here?"

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"...Yeah, pretty much. I don't like it. Feel defenseless."

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"There's probably things that can squash me and Tabby, too."

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"Less things than that can squish me."

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"Well, I hope we see you again."

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"Oh, you probably will. But just in case... I can have your stuff if you don't come back, right?"

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"Fine. Whatever."

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"Don't be mean, Zeke. I'd want something to remember him."

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"And it's moot if you're really fine after. Here, take my slingshot and the spike balls. Could be handy, even if the bow and arrow is mostly better."

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"Thank you."

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"Have fun storming the castle!"

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"Let's go already."

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For whatever reason, Tabby now has the giggles.

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"And we're not storming the castle. Just treasure hunting."

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"Kay, kay."

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The inside of the castle is very grand. There are large statues of horses and a boy in clothes much like Gren's striking heroic poses, banners that would probably be very colorful and pretty if they weren't so gray, and portraits of royal-looking people on the wall...

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...Two of the portraits are especially prominent.

And one of them looks vaguely familiar...

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"Isn't that the pirate lady?"

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"...Huh. It looks kinda like her. Maybe that's her sister. Or grandma or something. These portraits are probably really old."

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"Oh, yeah, aging."

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"Then again, apparently Hyrule is time-frozen. So maybe she's down here somewhere."

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"I'll keep an eye out."

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They walk through the grand hall, carefully avoiding touching all the monsters frozen in mid-rampage. Goblin-things, pig-things, and a new kind - frighteningly large armored dog-things. They were destroying all the decoration, setting fire to stuff, etc, when the got frozen.

The throne of this castle hall is empty. "Red Lions said there would be a three-triangles sign where we need to go to get the Master Sword..."

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"Found it!"

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Gren taps the three big triangles set into the floor tiles with the Hero's Sword.

They glow golden, the only color besides themselves down here.

...The giant hero statue moves back to reveal a staircase. "Neat."

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"That statue is polite!"

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"Let's go see what the basement treasure room is like!"

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"Shame Nemo isn't here."

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"Treasure this and profit that. Serves him right to miss out once in a while."

"...Wow, it's pretty."

The stairs lead down to a grandly decorated room with stained glass windows that would probably be much prettier if they weren't gray. There is a pool of water with a small walkway to a sort of gazebo where eight giant knight statues cross their swords above it to form the roof. The floor has elaborate murals. 

This room smells... Different. Like something was alive in here, not like the time-frozen nonscent of the rest of the place.

In the center of the gazebo... There sits a sword stuck into the floor, illuminated by a solitary beam of sunlight from a mirror far above.

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"You gonna pick it up?"

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"Do you smell any traps? Seems like there's always traps and monsters near important things."

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The twins sniff.

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...It smells like Red Lions in here?

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"Smells like Red Lions."

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"...How? Why?"

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"He did say he was pretty old. Maybe this was his bedroom."

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"Hmmmm..."

She walks up and grabs the sword and gasps.

She closes her eyes. After a few seconds, she pulls up on it - it comes free easily. It's really a rather beautiful sword...

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And now that smell has a source. "Hello again, young ones..."

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"Hello!"

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"Hey, who are you?!"

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"And why do you sound like Red Lions?"

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He laughs. "I am the King of Red Lions. Oh, you have come so far. I had planned to hide the truth for longer, but seeing how you help each other has convinced me otherwise... You see, I am a ghost. That boat was once my greatest enchantment. Now it is the only body I have left."

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"Red Lions is a dead guy?"

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"Yes. I am Red Lions, and I am dead. I was the king of Hyrule when... Everything fell apart. I am dead, for all that I can still speak to you. Dinraal shall take me when my business here is finally done."

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Gren is torn between sad and suspicious. "...Should have told us sooner."

"Perhaps."

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"You're gonna go away?"

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"Unfortunately, yes. But not yet."

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"Maybe there's a way around it. I like you. You shouldn't die."

The ghost-king-boat looks like he's going to cry. He sighs instead.

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The twins however do cry.

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"...Well, I have the sword. Let's go finish this. Ganon deserves it."

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Tabitha growls her approval.

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"Indeed. We still must move quickly, for his power grows even as we talk."

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"Then let's go!"

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The ghost of the king disappears.

It turns out that all the monsters are free to move around again, including the tough-looking dog-things but the Master Sword cuts into them fiercely. They can win the fight, push through back to the entrance.

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The twins fight more savagely than usual.

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Gren pushes through and flees the horde rather than trying to defeat every monster there.

The King of Red Lions - his boat body, at any rate, already has the sail out. He makes for the center of the lake as soon as the three children are aboard.

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"To Ganon murder!"

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"I object to the word. 'Tis not murder, it will be a re-sealing. Or at worst, an execution, since as King of Hyrule I find him guilty of treason and thousands of counts of murder."

They float upwards slowly on the beam of golden light, reaching the weird barrier and being underwater-but-not-really again for a while.

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"At least this part's pretty."

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"It is. But let's get the magic sail out. We have to hurry so we finish Ganon before he pulls another trick."

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Turns out the twins are equally fast at setting up magic sails.

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And off they go. "I've been thinking about it... And Red Lions has been telling me things. Ganon needs to go down, and I'll go wherever we need to with you guys this time. Danger or not."

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Tabby hugs him. "Brave weasel."

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"Yeah, well. There's probably treasure in Ganon's lair somewhere anyway!"

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"I bet it's cursed!"

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"I'm the one who might actually be able to lift the curse. I know magic."

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"Careful, we burned people who went in for magic back home."

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"Your argument doesn't hold here because I've been doing magic for years. It's useful. Nobody's burned me for it."

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"Musta had some reason for it."

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"Like 'people are evil sometimes'?"

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"Don't listen to him weasel-witch! Magic is awesome!"

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"Bleeding right it is!" He moves for a fistbump.

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She complies! And manages not to break any fingers in the process!

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"Speaking of which, I haven't actually practiced magic in a while. All this adventuring is more time-consuming than I thought it would be."

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"Know anything smashy?"

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"Hmm... How about fire potion?"

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"Can you make that short shift?"

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"If I mess it up I set Red Lions on fire. So maybe it's a bad idea." Shrug.

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"Yeah, probably not."


He's suddenly reminded of Red Lions soon departure. 

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Nemo mutters about other spells he could try, not noticing.

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Zeke and Gren discuss battle strategies.

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"We don't really have that much experience fighting but I think the big thing is to keep him busy and defending. There's four of us, so one of us can catch their breath while the other three fight if we need to."

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"It's so unfair you don't get super strength."

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"I have a glowing sword imbued with the power to banish darkness. Good enough for me."

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"I wonder how decided the great hero should be so little anyway."

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"All the legends and stories say the Legendary Hero is a young boy, the only one brave enough to fend off darkness. I'm not a boy, but I'm still a kid like in the story."

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"I wonder why they were wrong about that."

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"Stories get things wrong all the time. I don't think Dinrall literally threw the sun into the sky."

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"It would have hurt her hands!"

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"Unless she's fireproof."

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"Cheating!"

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The voyage progresses swiftly, everyone in surprisingly good spirits. Though Nemo of all people starts seeming a little melancholy at Red Lions' imminent fate after an hour or two.

"Did you do everything you wanted to?"

"No. But I kept trying to the end. I enjoyed the good times and endured the bad times, and that had to be good enough."

"...Life's unfair, isn't it? Everything dies. A lot of people suffer or die for no good reason."

"Perhaps. But such an attitude will do you no good. Think about what you are improving, what you are saving. Heroes do not often get thanked, but they always deserve praise. No matter their motives for saving the world."

Nemo lapses into thoughtful silence.

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Zeke hugs the mast. "You were really nice."

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"I'm glad you think so. Such a weighty final task has dampened my cheer. I ask you, let us have fun for as long as I still remain, and when I am finally gone remember me at my best!"

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"What is fun for a boat?"

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"Sailing on strong winds and clear water, listening to my friends joke and laugh, imparting my arcane knowledge. And defeating Ganon, while not precisely fun, will be immensely satisfying."

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She handstands. She hopes this amuses the boat.

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Indeed it does, Red Lions laughs. Gren chuckles too, and Nemo looks amused.

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They try to enjoy the rest of the journey as much as possible.

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Nemo and Tabby cooperate to sing wind songs that propel Red Lions at incredible, head-rushy speeds toward their target.

It takes a few hours. Once they get close-ish... There's a certain pirate ship on the horizon. "Oh, Tetra's come to see us again?"

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"Meany."

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"See those cannons on the Fortress? We'll need all the help we can get. She'll help us, even though I don't like why."

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"How do we get their attention?"

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"I don't think we need to worry about that."

The pirate ship is already turning towards them.

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"Your boat's gonna be way better."

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"Faster, for one. That thing is a cargo schooner. And it'll need a cannon for sure..."

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"Just fire me out of it. I'll take care if it!"

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"Ha! I bet I can sell the secrets of magic from that tower to fund the ship, once we're done with all this."

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Tetra is close enough to jauntily wave at them and shout, "You guys all ready? Got all your divine thingamabobs you need to take Ganon down?"

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"We are to Ganon what Ganon is to everyone else!"

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"I like that attitude! You guys are the ones with the super destiny, so how's this plan sound - My pirates and I take care of the regular monsters so you don't get surrounded and try to distract the cannons while you four make your way to the evil bird monster, kill it, and then go kill Ganon. We'll all follow up as fast as we can in case you need help."

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Zeke nods enthusiastically. "I approve this plan."

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"Can you shoot us out of the catapult again?"

"Sorry, naw, we need it to fight off the cannons. There's even more of them now."

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"Is it time for super jumps?"

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"Not unless you can super jump carrying me."

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"That might be hard. We could do it, but the landing might hurt you."

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"We can just sail up, there's a little opening. As long as the cannons are distracted."

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"Maybe I should go over and do some distracting?"

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"Yeah. Final battle time! Everyone down some of Nemo's health potion, and make sure you have all the gear you want."

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"For saving the world! And more importantly, for huge piles of gold! Pirates, get reaaaady!" They cheer. Red lions shakes his head, amused, then turns serious. 

Both ships make for the fortress. The searchlights and cannons predictably start attacking, but the pirates are using their catapult against the cannons already, and attracting most of the counterfire.

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Tabitha leaps onto the fortress and looks for trouble to cause.

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Monsters of all varieties, including the surprisingly dangerous dog-beasts and pig-beasts! Gosh there's a lot of them.

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For expedience, she tries to knock as many into the water as she can.

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The pigs can swim. The goblins can't, but they're cannon fodder anyway. The dogs' heavy armor sinks them, those that she manages to knock down.

The giant bird somehow manages to stay asleep, despite the high holy commotion Tabby is raising.

Red Lions arrives at the fortress's dock, and Gren starts running, followed up by Zeke and Nemo. Tabby has most of the monsters' attention, but not all of them.

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As usual, Zeke is a disconcertingly fierce killer when he has to be.

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In the main courtyard of the fortress, they trio (Tabby still busy rampaging on the upper ramparts) are confronted with a barrier of black, magical-looking smoke blocking exit.

A transparent ghost shaped like Ganon appears! Gren attempts to stab it, but it flies up into the air, laughing creepily, before she lands a hit.

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"If Gannon's a ghost, does that mean we can't hurt him?"

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"That's not Ganon!"

Nemo digs out another speaking stone - rather like the one Tetra has, relaying Red Lions' voice. "It is a phantasm, a monster summoned to do his bidding. The Master Sword will surely smite it, if you can find some way to get close."

The ganon-ghost has gathered a ball of crackling lightning in its hands, and tosses it at Gren, who quickly runs out of the way.

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Zeke gets an idea. "I can toss you at him!"

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"Oof, this is gonna hurt, but I have Heart Containers. Let's do it!"

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Zeke deftly picks her up and throws her towards the phantasm. 

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Ghost-Ganon is dealt a vicious blow!

He disperses and reappears on the other side of the plaza. A shimmering electric shield reappears around him, and tosses another electric ball.

Gren bats it away with the Master Sword, but Ganon hits it right back, and she dodges.

Ganon tries the electric-ball thing again, and after a short tennis match, it is struck by its own attack!

The ghost seems undamaged, but it gives up on electricity and starts using rapid-fire blows from a giant sword to menace the trio.

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Zeke attempts to draw most of its attacks. He's still fast enough to dodge.

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Nemo lands some kind of packet of glittering powder on it with his slingshot.

Hitting it with the master sword a lot seems to work. Eventually. The barrier of smoke disappears and the 'ghost' flies off to the highest point of the fortress.

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He hisses at it as it flees.

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"It's warning Ganon! We have to hurry."

The way to the higher reaches of the fortress is criss-crossed with barricades. The weaker monsters really don't trouble them much by now, thankfully.

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Zeke really wishes his friends could keep up. Part of him feels guilty for thinking that. 

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It's not long in the grand scale of things until they get to the top of the fortress, to the balcony outside the jail room. "You ready?"

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"Yes."

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They break into the prison room. Tetra and her crew are following up as fast as they can run.

"Sami! We're back!" The prisoners are plenty happy to be rescued as Tabby and Zeke go to work on the cage.

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The Helmaroc King, the giant bird, takes exception to this. It starts descending towards them through the cavernous room. "Tetra, hurry, get them all out! Zeke, Tabby, let's FIGHT!"

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"Hisssss!"

She manages to leap onto the creature's back!

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The monster tries to shake her off, but this leaves it open for a painful stab from the Master Sword. It shrieks in pain and convulses, flinging Tabby away.

It starts flapping its massive wings to disrupt everyone with gusts of wind.

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Tabby, dazed, slides down a wall.

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Nemo is chanting loudly - "But suffer me not the fury of evil! In the name of Din we fight the beast-" His slingshot doesn't seem to be doing much, so he goes toward Tabby and hands her a red potion. "Drink up."

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Gren is running up the long circular ramp around the edge of the room, trying to get up towards the monster's head.

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Tetra's crew has finished rushing out all the prisoners. Tetra looks back at the raging battle... And leaves.

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"Stupid, greedy, pirates!" Zeke screams in the middle of slamming two monsters together.

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Nemo's slightly crazed chanting seems to be having a calming effect on the bird's insane gusts. He pauses to say, "Tabby! Wind waker! So Gren can stab the stupid thing again!"

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She starts waving it like a demon.

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The Helmaroc King almost seems surprised that it can't gust its enemies around. But it just keeps ascending the tower as Gren tries to get above it.

Tetra returns! "Artillery support is here!" A giant boulder thwacks into the hole at the top of the tower and then falls in, but misses the Helmaroc King. Into her speaking-stone she calls, "A little to the right for the next shot!"

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"Yay, helpful!"

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Eventually one of the incoming rocks nails the bird, and Gren gets a few good stabs in. The tough armored mask it's wearing prevents Gren from hitting it on the head very much - even the Master Sword just bounces off.

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Zeke tries to go for the eyes!