This post has the following content warnings:
Permalink

The young man waiting the window tables at Le Boulevard Vert is dark and slim-wristed, with a trace of some obscure accent that he chases around the French names of the dishes.

He is exceedingly polite, and quietly but firmly opinionated about the wine list, and before placing the water glasses has already identified which members of the party are left-handed.

Total: 396
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

Jean is currently being wined and dined by an extremely dull director. He is categorically uninterested in acting in movies based on comic books, but sometimes one must put up with being courted.

And sometimes there are side benefits.

"What would you recommend?" he asks the waiter, eyeing the young man's fingers with slightly more interest than is entirely appropriate. Those hands could model.

Permalink

"The blanquette de veau, tonight, sir."

He stops, considers — the accent, the look.

"Or the boudin noir."

Permalink

He hears the accent and pauses with his hand halfway to his glass.

"D'où venez-vous?"

Permalink

“Par-ci, par-là.”

He’s half-smiling — it’s unclear whether it’s out of politeness.

Permalink

Oh, a mystery. His night is much improved already.

"The boudin noir, please, then. And what wine would you recommend with that?"

Permalink

There are a few Bordeaux on the list — but this is someone who can afford the best option.

"The Saint Macaire."

Permalink

He laughs.

"I promise I will tip you as if I had ordered that. Now, is it really the best, or only the most expensive?"

Permalink

He's clearly trying his best to conceal the offense he's taken. He's mostly successful.

"It is the best. The best by an inch, but the best."

Permalink

The look of slightly inappropriate fascination travels up from the young man's hands to his face, passing over the alarmingly narrow lines of his wrists and neck on the way.

"Well, then, a bottle of the Saint Macaire."

 

The film executive, slightly alarmed, orders steak.

Permalink

He makes the executive a few recommendations, then glides off with their order to the kitchen.

When he returns to pour the wine, he’s excruciatingly careful about it. It’s almost silent.

Permalink

Jean, familiar with this ritual, inspects the cork -- takes the scent of the wine -- tastes the first pour, then invites their server to taste it.

Permalink

He appears appeased by the gesture, and takes the glass with a nod.

Permalink

The scent — the weight in his hand —

And the taste. He closes his eyes there at the table, for just a moment, letting the wine spread over his tongue.

Permalink

He manages to return the glass without any obvious hesitation.

Permalink

Well, isn't that a work of art.

"Tell me what I should be tasting for." He wants to hear this boy talk about wine. He wants to watch this boy be jealous.

Permalink

"Currant. Dark chocolate. It's a very dry wine — you'll taste graphite on the finish, if you're looking for it, and tarragon."

He can't help looking at the bottle, more than the man.

Permalink

Jean is not, in fact, looking for any of these things.

He makes a show of taking another slow sip, though -- the deep nasal inhalation, the lingering before the swallow, the flutter of the eyelashes, the tiniest shiver.

 

"Beautiful. Thank you."

Permalink

 

He nods.

“It’s my pleasure.”

He would kill him for the rest of that bottle.

Permalink

Jean gives him a polite half a smile, before turning back to the executive and asking dismissively who they've hired for wardrobe.

Permalink

After pouring wine and water for them both, and providing them with bread and butter, he departs.

 

When the kitchen has willed it, he’s back with their plates.

Permalink

Jean pauses in his diatribe at the concept art (what is that helmet, really) to sparkle charmingly at the waiter and thank him.

Permalink

He nods, smiles, departs again.

He’s very attentive, through the dinner. Both parties would be hard-pressed to empty a glass for long.

Permalink

The executive, who is having a difficult day, makes a fair attempt at it.

Jean doesn't drink more than half his own glass before it's time for him to nod at the dessert menu.

Permalink

He can recommend the tarte tatin, and very deliberately not look at the half-full glass.

Permalink

Jean considers the recommendation, asks a few thoughtful questions about fruit, and finally orders a row of tiny macarons.

(The executive, obviously doing math in his head, orders nothing.)

Total: 396
Posts Per Page: