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In the morning, Isabella does her best to extricate herself without prematurely waking Adarin. They don't need to leave on anything like a tight schedule.

She's not nearly graceful enough to reliably manage this, of course.
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Adarin is sleepily woken. He blinks at her, bleary-eyed, but smiles when he sees her. "G'morning," he mumbles.

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Okay, this works too. Kiss! "Morning."

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Kiss! "You talk in your sleep," he says, groggily. "'scute."

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"I do? What do I say?"

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"Absolute nonsense. S'mthing about a peanut keyboard?"

He yawns; Adarin is not a morning person. This should not surprise Isabella.
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"Huh. Okay. Thanks for saying." She kisses him again and gets up for a stretch.

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"Mhmmm."

Kisses. Sleepy, sleepy kisses. Flop. Back to sleep!
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Isabella (still completely naked, and seeing no reason to change this) fixes breakfast, and while it's cooking, gets her mother on the phone asking about when it would be convenient to visit and bring someone.

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Adarin shows up eventually! He has put on pants. The shirt's missing, apparently he didn't want to retrieve it. He is mildly surprised by Isabella's nakedness, but he has now seen her naked before, so he only smiles a little and looks vaguely appreciative of her body. Then, tea. Glorious tea.

"Good morning, again," he says when he is more lucid and she is not on the phone with her mother.
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"Morning! Ranata expects to be in the vicinity of my hometown all day, we can show up whenever and meet both parents in one go."

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"Sure, that works for me. Would you like to fly there, or shall I teleport us?"

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"It's a few hours from here flying... Ranata doesn't know exactly where I was when I called, so teleportation doesn't leak any particularly interesting magical secrets that she'd have hard time keeping, though."

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"So that's a yes to teleportation? All right. I'll need a bit to scry so I get the location right, but that's faster than flying."

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"Probably a good idea to land somewhere on my clan lands where nobody's looking rather than, say, in Charlie's house."

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Adarin gives her an amused and playful, 'Do you really think I would do that' look.

"Darn. There goes my plan to teleport to his doorstep and loudly announce to everyone present that we are super magic and that yesterday we had sex."
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"I actually mention it in large part because my clan lands are warded against, among other things, scrying, and while I don't know if it'll interfere with your offworld magic, it's possible. If you can't see into the clan lands to pick a spot to teleport to, there's a nearby beach that will do."

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"All right," he says. "I'll have to look, then. I've never tested to see if witch wards work against my magic or not."

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"Ranata's warded Charlie's house, too, but it's just the one layer. Everybody in the clan puts a new layer on the lands, so over time, they get to be very heavy-duty wards."

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"Ooo. That's clever. I approve."

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"I haven't done mine yet. Usually it's saved till a little later in life where they're sure of your loyalties."

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"Oh? If you weren't loyal is there something bad you could do, instead?"

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"Yes. I mean, technically there's nothing stopping me from cursing the place or weakening the wards now, but in principle."

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He nods. "Makes sense. I understand why they would wait."

After some totally not subtle checking out of Isabella, he realizes something. "Wait... Witches don't care about nudity. On clan lands I would be extremely embarrassed and focusing on silly things, wouldn't I?"
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"No need to stay long; we can just take off and fly to Charlie's house right away. If you do loiter on clan lands, then yes, eventually you're going to see the queen or one of my distant cousins or some five-year-old girl getting her dagger lessons, running around starclad."

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Adarin snorts with laughter. "There might come a time when I just go in blindfolded and get a sign that says, 'Weird mortal, dating this witch, ignore the blindfold' - complete with an arrow pointing to you. Then I'd just let you lead me around and try not to trip over things."

This is obviously not an idea he is going to implement.
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"Behaving oddly around starclad witches is actually fairly common behavior among mortals who visit. Though blindfolding is not."

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"I like to be thorough," he says dryly.

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"I've never really gotten why it's such a big deal. I mean, sure, in mortal culture, being clothed is the default, because you get cold, and then if someone is being non-default, that has its connotations, but why is it so hard to shuck those connotations when you're dealing with people who have a different default? It seems kind of like someone who's obviously not speaking English must mean whatever it would sound like they're saying if they were."

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"Hmmm. Well, personally my defaults are hard to change easily. When we'd first met, when I made dinner and you asked how I'd feel if you went starclad... For me it was a young, beautiful woman that wants to get naked and that is rather hard to ignore even if it's not a big deal for you. To be fair, I did honestly try, but uh - not so good at it."

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"Should I warn my mother? Within the confines of Charlie's house, she is not always appropriate for mortal supervision. She's good about it in public places, but would probably forget completely to account for you indoors."

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"It will not be as distracting for your mother to be naked as it would have been with you in the earlier example of when you offered. Since you'd kind of caught my eye with the 'I want to make people immortal' bit and I was paying more attention, then. But it might be awkward because she's your mother, at the same time."

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"I'll call her again. Oh, and I just told her I was bringing 'someone', because you weren't awake enough to ask, what are your feelings on relationship terminology?"

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"I'm fairly laid-back about whatever we call it, so if there's a preference you have I'll go with that. If not, the translation spell's bringing up girlfriend and boyfriend as the easiest."

Dryly, he adds, "I'd even let you say you 'claimed me at dagger point' if you really want."
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"Boyfriend it is. I'm not willing to get caught lying to anybody who'd be impressed by a story about me backing you up against a wall and threatening your bodily integrity, but thanks for the option." She chews her lip a little bit, then, adds, "This is unlikely - I don't have a target painted on me, for one thing, and nobody knows who you are here, but if somebody starts acting like she would like to claim you at daggerpoint, first of all, I will back your right to self-defense if you have to resort to magical violence but don't recommend trying to bring a fist to a knife fight against any witch who isn't as clumsy as I am; and second of all, if you'd rather not set her on fire or whatever, you can tell her you're very flattered but you're spoken for, and show her your protective tattoos."

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Adarin nods. "Thanks. I don't usually resort to violence, if I had no other option I'd probably just temporarily trap her in a shield bubble and bolt. Politely telling her I'm flattered but spoken for seems the better option, though."

He looks curious, and amused. "I also wasn't aware that having protective tattoos would translate to 'spoken for' - makes sense, considering why they were made, I suppose."
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"They don't specify that we're dating. They just serve as evidence for it - they mean that there's a witch who wants you safe. You'd have a set if you were a witch's son, too, maybe even if you were her brother-in-law or friend from school."

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"Aha. Darn. I was going to go running off shirtless to various people and say, 'Hey! I'm dating an amazing witch! I am the luckiest person ever!'"

The first part he is joking about, but the sentence he would be saying itself is sincere.
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Well, now she just has to kiss him.

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Adarin is totally supportive of this choice! Kiss.

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Gosh, it's kind of hard to stop kissing him once she's gone and started.

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Likewise! Goodness, it's almost like they can just kiss as much as they want! There should be a thing that people do when they kiss each other as much as they want. Is it dating? He thinks it's dating.

Which they are doing. He's still pleased about that.
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He should be! Isabella is prepared to make a very strong case that he should be ecstatic about it. Possibly right here in this kitchen.

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Well it's her kitchen, if she wants to make a case for something in particular, that one's up to her. If not, well, he can just carry her to somewhere more appropriate for this kind of situation. They could go before the jury of pillow peers, and everything.

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She's not actually picky about the location.

(Or inclined to imagine pillows judging her, whether or not they are present.)
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Adarin proposes a compromise between the expediency of her case and the comfort of all involved. To the couch!

(He will carry her. Because he can.)
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"It's very charming when you carry me."

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He grins. "It's fun, if physically tiring. I feel all - manly. And tough. Um. Grrr?"

Least convincing growl. Of all time.
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Isabella laughs.

And kisses him. Because that was cute.
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Yay, kisses! Onto the couch they go. There, now they can kiss in comfort.

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Mmmmm kissesssss.

(Meanwhile, their daemons haven't budged since last night. There they are, snuggled up together in the corner.)
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Kisses.

Adarin's got a pretty good idea of where this is going to go, but this round he is supportive of things from the get-go. First order of business; kisses. Scientific kisses.

(Indeed, they are up to very important daemon business. The business of cuddling.)
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He has probably noticed by now that the back of Isabella's neck is the very best place to put kisses if he wants a puddle of whimpery Isabella squirming in his lap. These results persist with a strong effect significance when the sample size is increased to two.

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He's noticed. This bears more testing. He has to be sure of the results, what if his sample size was extremely unlucky and contained only outliers? Adarin has to be sure. He takes this sort of thing very seriously.

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Isabella most thoroughly appreciates his commitment to the spirit of empirical testing.

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Good, good. That's the purpose of science - careful and organized study of new things, then use of those things to improve general quality of life.

Like, for example, Isabella's.
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She is really feeling the quality of life right now. Maybe she'll send him a thank-you note. Or she could just make her appreciation known verbally.

Or less verbally.
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Well, whatever method Isabella deems best. Adarin will support it wholeheartedly.

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He's so supportive.

Eventually (slightly less eventually than the previous evening; there's less pent-up frustration to go around now) Isabella says: "We could put on clothes and go see my parents, now. Well, first see if you can scry the clan lands or if we have to use the beach."
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"Sure," replies Adarin happily, snuggling. "I'll just do it from here because this is comfy."

So he does!

"Hmm," he pronounces. "Either I can't scry them, or I wasn't specific enough. I'm leaning towards can't scry them, though."
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"How specific do you have to be?"

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"Reasonably specific, but not too much. It's easier because you're a member and you're right here," he says. "I'll give it another shot, hold on."

Think think think okay that'll work - another spell cast, and...

"... Nope, blocked."
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"Huh. Now I'm curious, try Charlie's house? It's warded but less so."

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He does!



"That's weird," he pronounces, after a pause. "And kind of giving me a headache. I can... Sort of see it. Kind of. I can tell that there are people inside, but I couldn't tell you where they are specifically inside, or what they even look like."

End scry. "I think if necessary I could still teleport there, but it's harder. Your clan territory just didn't show up at all."
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"Huh. Five points out of a possible ten from the New Kystle judge for Ranata Ekamma. So I guess we're going to the beach. Can you find it on that little information or should I be more detailed?"

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"Detail helps!" he informs her brightly.

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"Okay... the border of clan land goes over this beach. The part I want to go to is south of the border, it's got some big driftwood around most of the time, it may technically be part of the Quileute reservation but I'm not sure. It's usually empty. Except for seagulls."

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"That'll work," he says.

Scry, scry, scry.

"Found it. Teleporting would be fine, I don't see anyone there. We probably need clothes though, don't we."
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"For the beach, not necessarily, we could always nip over the border into clothing-optional land. For the flight to Charlie's house, yes."

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He snickers. "I don't want to run around outside without clothes, but putting them on requires getting up."

Snuggle.
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Snuggle. "How inconvenient. Here I thought you were this amazing magician with talents beyond any mere Earth witch, and you can't even get dressed while snuggling me."

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There's more snickering. "Sorry to disappoint. Unfortunately I can't do everything with magic. Yet."

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"I'm truly crushed, why can't you meet my expectations for super offworld magic visitors, Adarin?" But she sits up to let him get at his clothes, and starts hunting for all the pieces of her silks.

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He goes to retrieve clothes, giggling a little. "Forgive me, my dear Isabella, I hope you can hope to get by with just portals, extra planar transportation, teleportation, thingamajigs, scrying, illusions, shielding, stone-shaping, and general gadgetry. Somehow."

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"I will just have to struggle on, won't I." She has now located all the pieces of her silks except one. She starts looking in the couch cushions.

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"Yes, indeed you will. I will offer emotional support if you require it, in various forms."

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"Oooh, various forms, whatever could you be implying?" There's her missing strip of silk. She sets about tying everything back where it goes in her usual pattern.

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Adarin's just given up trying to reuse everything from his previous set of clothing; some of them are rather crumpled. He'll just get a new set from his bag, and use that.

He grins. "Oh, like you don't know."
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"Maybe I do and maybe I don't."

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"I suppose I'll have to show you, eventually. Later. When we're not about to visit your parents."

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"Yeah." She's pretty quick and practiced about getting her silks on. She starts fussing with a tangle in her hair, gives up, and combs it all out with a brief spell (it's not in English, but translates roughly to "flying ruins smoothness; fix my hair"). Then she gets her phone and dials her mother again.

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Adarin is amused by useful magic! He thinks it's adorable. He's still getting shoes on while she calls her mother, but is otherwise presentable.

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"Hi, Mom!" Isabella says into the phone. "Yeah me again - we'll be there really soon. I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend is, obviously, not a witch, so if you could be in silks the whole time I'm sure he'd prefer it. Yes I did. Yep. Adarin. Mm-hm. She's a kagu. You'll get to meet him really soon, Mom."

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Now he's got snickering to stifle. He's going to like her mother, he can tell already. This'll be fun!

Shoes are finished being put on, then he retrieves a book and gets to working out the specifics of the teleportation spell. It's not going to be particularly difficult, but he's not good enough at this kind of thing to do it on the fly.
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"Not as far as I know - Adarin, are you allergic to anything?"

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"None that I know of."

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"Not as far as he knows either. Mm-hm. We're not in the air right now, Mom. No, Mom. I can fly, Mom."

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More stifled snickering. Teleportation spell is worked out, and he goes over it a few times in his head to make sure he'll get it right.

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"Mm-hm. We'll be there in just a few minutes. Dad's home today, right? Great. Of course we will help him get rid of fish from last Sunday. Love you too. See you soon."

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When Isabella's done with the call, Adarin tells her, "Your mother sounds adorable."

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"She kind of is!"

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"Good, then I judged correctly." He looks through his spell again, then says absently, "I'm not sure what our explanation should be of where I'm from and why I sound vaguely foreign. Or why my hair is a strange color, though that's less problematic."

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"Ranata will assume you bleach it," Isabella says. "She will, however, probably try and fail to place the accent and ask where you're from... I mean, we could just tell them. It'll be slightly injurious to a project of secrecy but not a fatal blow."

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"That is up to you. I'll admit, I don't like the idea of asking you to lie to your parents for me, so I will not be heartbroken if we're honest with them both."

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"I think I'll be vague and see if she tries to pin me down. Maybe I'll get her to guess and that'll keep her occupied." She collects her bag of things, drops her phone into it with the alethimeter, her notebook, the thingamajigs, and herb kit, and says, "We ready to go?"

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"I am," he replies. He's bringing his book of magical cheat sheets, but not much else. "Vern and Path will have to stop cuddling for us to pick them up. Unfortunately."

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"Awww," complains Path. He nuzzles Vern, and then goes to Isabella, who also collects her cloud-pine.

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Vern nuzzles back. "We can always cuddle later," she says contently, heading to Adarin to be picked up.

"Ready?" asks Adarin, when it seems that everything necessary has been collected.
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"Ready."

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Notes are checked again, to be extra, special sure. Then he casts the spell, his mumbled notes to himself are understandable now that Isabella's got magical translation abilities. Though, some of the concepts behind things are utterly foreign. Roughly, it translates as a sort of set of coordinates and that they're bringing all of them with them - specifically to allow for daemons.

Spell is cast, and there they are, on the beach.
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"Awesome," says Isabella. "Okay, hop on -"

And then she flies them all from the beach to the town of Forks, and lands in front of her dad's house.
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Then they're there. Adarin fidgets, a little, fixing his hair a bit from the flight and trying to look nice for Isabella's parents. He's pretty sure that they won't eviscerate him for slightly tangled hair, but he wants to make a good impression anyway.

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"Aww," says Isabella. She gives him a little peck of a kiss, then opens the unlocked door. "Dad? Mom? I'm home!"

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"Hi there, Bells," says her father, entering the front room. He gives Adarin an assessing look.

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Adarin smiles back politely! "Hello, sir. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Adarin."

Vern is deposited on the ground and looks around. She isn't sure how to be polite in this setting! She's going to try, though.
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Charlie's wolverine winds around his ankles to sniff at her. "I'm Kesathi," she tells Vern.

"Likewise," Charlie tells Adarin, "I'm sure. You're Isabella's boyfriend, I hear." Isabella gets a hug.
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"I'm Vernaia," replies the kagu. She lets herself be sniffed without trouble. "It's nice to meet you."

"I am! To my utter delight," he says sincerely.
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At that, Charlie actually smiles. "Well, nobody ever said she didn't have good taste," he says.

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"Where did Mom run off to?"

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"She wanted to serve rice with the fish, ran off to get some - something, some kind of spice she's out of."

Kesathi flumphs contently to the floor. Path flutters down to sit on her back.
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Adarin grins, at Charlie's assessment. "Thanks," he says, obviously pleased that he is met with approval.

Vern isn't sure what to do! So she finds what seems like a polite distance to sit at, deciding that if there is a thing that daemons should do in this situation, Path will tell her, or Kesathi will interact with her.
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"I'm glad she's found somebody who appreciates her," Charlie says.

Kesathi says, "I've never seen your kind of bird before."
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"I'm so appreciated," Isabella assures her dad.

"She's a kagu," says Path. "Flightless bird."
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"I'm really tempted to just go on a tangent about why Isabella's amazing, but that might be a bit much," replies Adarin, still grinning. "Also we would probably be here a while."

"I am! I can sort of fly or glide for a little while, but it's not quite the same," she explains.
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"I'm curious what this tangent would consist of, though, save it for later, maybe," suggests Isabella. "Feed my ego until it exceeds the size of the sun and swallows up the world."

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Charlie laughs.

"Well, that's what cloud-pines are for, when you've got witches around," says Kesathi. "You're little, that must help. If Ranata insists on flying me and my Charlie somewhere I have to be in a sling under the branch. I don't think we're supposed to be flying creatures, me and Charlie."
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"Sure," replies Adarin, happily. "I'll start keeping a detailed list. Do we need to find a way to go to Mars or something so the world isn't in danger, first?"

"That's unfortunate, but no one can fault you for your nature. I, for example, am not meant to swim. Cloud-pines are amazing, though, Adarin and I are so charmed by them. It's for the best that I'm little, I think. I get to go to fun places."
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"Oh, probably not, but maybe we should put Mars on the to-do list."

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"I don't know how seriously to take that," remarks Charlie.

"I'm not really aquatic. Wading is fun, though," opines Kesathi. "Scares the fish though."
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Adarin snickers. "Well, the real question is if going to Mars is worth being on the to-do list, with all that we have on it already. Maybe if colonization were an option, or if you have unspoken dreams of going that you haven't told me, yet."

"Oh? Did you and Charlie catch the fish we're having?" Vern asks curiously.
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"No specific dreams of it, no. But colonizing Mars would be fun. And it'd avoid a lot of fuss with Earth governments too, come to think of it."

"They go fishing every chance they get," Path tells Vern.
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Charlie looks nonplussed by all this talk of colonizing Mars.

"Well, I don't do much of it," says Kesathi. "Can't so much hold a fishing pole. Sometimes I catch one when it tries to escape."
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"Right then, it'll go on the list," says Adarin, amused. "But only if colonization is an option."

"Ooo. Adarin and I have never been fishing. Do you think we would have fun?"
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"Have to figure out something for the atmosphere and work out supply-line problems," says Isabella merrily. "It'll be fun."

"We don't," snorts Path. "It's dull."
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Charlie snorts and leans on the doorframe. "Send me a postcard, Bells."

"It's relaxing," asserts Kesathi.
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"Certainly. Would we need to terraform Mars first, or would we go with the faster method of living in bubbles? I think that whichever we choose we should try to make sure the colony is self-reliant as soon as possible, to prevent terrible results from supply-line problems."

Vern giggles, a little. "We might try it one day, just to see."
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Charlie glances between his daughter and her boyfriend.

"Welp," he says, "this... is clearly gonna work, I think. Not necessarily the Mars thing. No comment on the Mars thing part."

"We'd be happy to have you," says Kesathi.
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Isabella giggles and hugs Adarin. "So they'd need water, and crops, and if we went with bubbles that could complicate waste disposal, maybe they'd need fancy reclamation..."

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Adarin hugs her back, snickering a little. "Thank you, sir."

Then, to plans for colonizing Mars. "Fancy reclamation seems like the best bet, especially when starting out and they don't have a lot of supplies to work with. They will probably also need a way to get the materials for making new bubbles on their own, in case something comes up and they need a place to make a type of medicine for an outbreak, or something."

Vern trills a little, happily. "Thank you."
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Ranata chooses this moment to come home.

She looks a lot like Isabella - and thanks to the miracles of witch agelessness, not much older - and fortunately enough she's wearing silks, tied in the same style Isabella uses.

"Isabella, hi! It's so good to see you! Is this your young man?"
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"This is Adarin. Charlie already approves and everything."

"Where's Castarilan?" asks Path.
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"Reading the bulletin board in the grocery store in case there's anything fun to do. He'll be along in a bit," says Ranata brightly, sidling carefully past the assembled daemons to put her purchase in the kitchen.

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"Hello," says Adarin to Ranata pleasantly, smiling. "Lovely to meet you."

Vern makes the mental note of possible parental small talk options with a hummingbird. She's getting the hang of this parallel social thing, just a bit.
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"Likewise! Ooh, an accent, where are you from?"

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"Guess," suggests Isabella.

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"Is this a trick question, is he really from Seattle and he's putting it on for fun?"

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"Is that your guess?"

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"Ha! Okay, let me have a while to mull it over and hear more samples. Tell me about yourself, Adarin."

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Adarin snickers. "I'm not from Seattle, is the first thing that comes to mind," he says, clearly amused. "But more seriously, I like learning things, then using those things to do useful things - oh, and I think magic is the best thing ever. Before Isabella and I started dating I got her to show me all of the various goddess' effects on a light spell, that was fun."

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"Oh, I can definitely see why she'd like you, she's got this - this vaguely nerdy focus on magic... sorry, Isabella..."

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"Nerdy hasn't been much of an insult for a while, Mom."

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"And I think a vaguely nerdy focus on magic is adorable," replies Adarin. "So it works out."

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Hug.

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"Well, this is completely adorable. I'll go fix the fish and rice."

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Hug! He looks so delighted whenever she hugs him.

"We try."
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"What's your full name?" Ranata inquires from the kitchen. Kesathi, with Path still sitting on her, gets up and meanders to the couch, with Charlie following her.

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"Adarin Evaniel Sorelas," he rattles off, easily. He realizes he could make up a last name that sounds less obviously foreign, but he continues to be uncomfortable with lying to his girlfriend's parents.

Vern decides that she will follow couch-ward, though she doesn't actually sit on it. She plops down beside it, looking content.
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"Well, I still can't place your accent and your name's no help either. It's pretty, though. I'll figure you out eventually."

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Kesathi looks between Vern and Adarin, then back. "...Are you...?"

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"Sure. I'll play fair, even; No faking an accent or something, and I'll tell you if you guess incorrectly, as well."

Vern blinks, then looks back to Adarin and realizes the distance. "Oh. Separated? Yes."
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"Sporting of you. Mmmm... do I have to guess country or language or can I narrow it down from continent?"

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"Why?" asks Kesathi.

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"Continent seems unsporting, you'd just guess them all and narrow it down from there."

"We needed to. It hurt, but it's okay now."
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"Don't want to talk about it?" surmises Kesathi.

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"Drat, you caught me - oh, how spicy do you like things? I know what Charlie and Isabella eat already."

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"I don't mind spicy things. Please don't turn food into a metaphorical volcano, but some's fine."

"The situation was complicated but it's simpler now," says Vern. "We don't need to be separated anymore, but we already are."
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"All right then. So Charlie's the limiting factor on the pepper, sounds like."

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Path says, "You realize that makes it sound like you spent the last while in the CIA or something." To Kesathi he adds, "I think actual CIA agents probably pretend better not to be separated."

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Adarin smiles a bit. "If he wasn't here would it only be limited by, 'Don't make it a metaphorical volcano?' That sounds concerning."

Vern blinks, surprised. "That wasn't my intention, sorry! I just don't know how to explain it quickly. We weren't CIA or special forces or anything. But we needed to."
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"Nah, I don't like things that spicy either, I'm just more tolerant of it than Dad," Isabella says. "And Mom will eat anything."

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"Heh," says Kesathi, breath whuffing amusedly out of her nose. "My Charlie wouldn't've been a cop if it were routine for the job. Dunno how they get anybody to take that kind of work."

Charlie scratches his daemon's ears.
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"I just had the visual of your mother eating a table," deadpans Adarin. "After putting pepper on it."

"It's definitely not something I'd recommend to everyone, certainly," replies Vern.
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"Dunno how the witches do it," Charlie says.

"We were worried sick for Isabella when she went. She was only fourteen," Kesathi sighs.
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"She wouldn't eat a table. I mean she'll eat any food. Fetal duck eggs and haggis and that maggot cheese from Italy, she'll ask a dozen questions about how it's made and then take a bite."

"We were fine," says Path, drawing paths in Kesathi's fur with his claws gently.
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Vernaia nods. "It's still sad, though. Fine though you are, we would have worried for you, too."
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"You should have tried the cheese, Isabella! It wasn't going to do you any harm."

The doorbell rings; when Isabella gets the door, it is a tiny hummingbird, who zips around the room inspecting everything, lands in his witch's hair, and then zooms over to sit on Kesathi's forepaw. "Hello," he says to Vernaia. "I'm Castarilan."
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"It contained living things. I was not going to try that cheese for love or money, arguable special occasion or no."

"This is Vernaia," Path tells Castarilan.
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"Birds, everywhere," snorts Kesathi good-naturedly.

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"Can't say I disagree with Isabella. Maggot cheese. That's a thing that is eaten?"

"Pleasure to meet you, Castarilan. I am only a coincidence, Charlie was the one who married a witch. You should expect birds everywhere," she teases.
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"Fair enough," snorts Kesathi. She noses Castarilan affectionately.

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"Regional delicacy of Sardinia. Don't ask me to explain the ostensible appeal."

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"It's called casu marzu! Or formaggio marcio!" says Ranata. "It was strong, I don't know if I'd want to eat it every Tuesday, but it was worth trying."

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"I'll take your word for it and never try it myself. Other things, certainly, but I draw the line at maggots."

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"Some people remove them before they eat the cheese. Isabella wouldn't even try that version."

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Adarin looks between Ranata and Isabella. "As her boyfriend, I feel it is my sworn and sacred duty to back her up in situations that seem appropriate. Isabella, I support your decision to not eat maggot cheese," Adarin says gravely.

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"Isabella, you picked a good one!" hoots Ranata.

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"Don't I know it."

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He laughs, looking flustered and pleased. Hugs?

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Hugs!

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"Aww," murmurs Kesathi.

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Vern affectionately noses Path. "We are glad you approve."

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Ranata emerges from the kitchen. "Fish in the oven. Now, I'm pretty sure this isn't any native English speaker accent - you're not from America or Canada and you're not non-rhotic - so unless that's a red herring for some reason... Did you just travel a lot as a child?"

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"I did not. I did do some travelling when I was older, though," he says. "Seventeen, to be exact."

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Castarilan takes off from Kesathi's paw and hovers about a foot in front of Adarin's face, scrutinizing him, then returns to his witch and clings to her hair near her ear and whispers.

"Sore subject?" wonders Ranata gently.
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Adarin winces. "It was when my father died. Well, not my - biological father, but I considered him such all the same."

His mother, too, but he cares less about her.
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"I'm sorry."

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Path flutters off of Kesathi to snuggle up to Vernaia.

Isabella tucks herself under Adarin's arm and hugs him again.
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Hugs. Isabella gets a kiss to her forehead for the trouble. "Thank you. Sorry, I didn't mean to make this depressing. I have been to Canada, if that helps," he says, in an attempt to cheer things up again.

Vernaia snuggles back. "It's alright. We just miss him, sometimes."
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"Maybe after we figure out immortality we'll figure out resurrection," sighs Path.

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"Hmm. Maybe somewhere in Europe where you would have been able to pick up a lot of languages that would all influence your accent in English? Switzerland?"

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"I'm afraid not. Clever idea, though."

"That would be nice," Vern says wistfully. "We'd help in any way we can, just like the other things."
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"When did you learn English, anyway?"

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"We know. You're wonderful that way." Nuzzle.

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"That one's a bit of an explanation." He glances at Isabella in a manner of, 'What do you want me to say?'

"So are you," says Vernaia affectionately, nuzzling back.
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"English isn't his native language, he picked it up as an adult," explains Isabella. "Pretty recently. While in Canada, actually."

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"Hmmmmmmmm. I'll get you eventually."

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Adarin snickers, a little. Message received, he'll try and avoid telling them about magic. "It was fun," he says, brightly.

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"Don't give me too many hints now. I don't think you sound Chinese, but maybe there's a dialect I've never heard before that would leave this kind of accent?"

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"I have not learned Chinese," replies Adarin. "I might, though, eventually."

When he hears it.
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"Aren't you a regular polyglot."

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"It's kind of ridiculous!" agrees Isabella. "But telling you what else he knows would be a huge giveaway."

(Path laughs softly.)
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"It would be, and you said not so many hints, so I think I'll let you guess."

(Vern is looking pretty amused, too.)
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"I do appreciate it."

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"You're very welcome!"

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"But apart from things that could give me too many clues I want to know all about my little girl's young man! Go on, tell me everything."

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"Hmm. I have a twin sister," he provides.

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"Oh, I didn't realize you were twins, I don't think you ever specified."

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"What's her name?"

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"Zeviana. And - yes, we're twins, but not the stereotypical - look the same just with different genders. Her hair color's different, for example."

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"You are the only person in this house with a sibling!" remarks Ranata. "Well, technically I had a half-brother who died of old age before I was born, but I don't usually count him."

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"Am I really? Huh. That's interesting."

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"I am the only child of only children. Helps that I'm all introverted."

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He snickers. "Well now I feel unique!"

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"Before you ask, Mom, I have not met the sister in question yet, but I am told she might hug me."

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"More people should hug you, if you ask me."

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"I hug her," informs Adarin. Look, he'll even demonstrate!

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"Yes you do. Do go on, it's adorable."

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"Eeeee."

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He laughs, softly, looking pleased. Hugs!

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Something in the oven beeps; Ranata goes to attend to it. Castarilan remains in the living room, zipping around without landing hither and thither.

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"What is it you do with your time?" Charlie wants to know. "When you're not meeting your girlfriend's parents."

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"Hobby-wise, or profession wise? Hobby wise, I'm an utter nerd, studying and reading things - magic in particular, Isabella helps me with that. I might take up learning some more languages now that I think about it, as well, they're fun. Profession wise, I actually just quit my last job, so I'm now between them."

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"What was it?"

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"Dealing with politics and trying to placate stupid people. I just got sick of it and a thing happened that tipped me over the edge."

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"Hmm."

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"In other news, I formally ended my apprenticeship the other day and I found a place in the middle of nowhere to hang out and do independent research."

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"Ooh? Your immortality project?" inquires Castarilan on Ranata's behalf, since she's still fussing with food.

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"Among other things. I'll test it on Dad when I'm ready if he doesn't object."

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"Long as you're sure it won't backfire horribly, Bells."

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"I hope it works," says Adarin with a smile. "I wouldn't mind being immortal."

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"Seems to go over pretty well with the immortal types. Though I suppose they aren't proper immortal depending on how you look at it."

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"I'd like to make a dent in that, too, but people have put a lot of concerted work into protection spells in general already, so I might have less novelty to contribute."

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"And if you get immortality down then you have the rest of forever to work out all of the other problems."

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"Exactly! Here's hoping the Olympics don't get into a war or something before I manage it."

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"Oh, sweetie, I really doubt that'll happen," says Castarilan.

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"Good. I would be extremely concerned if Isabella was pulled into a clan war."

He would also help. Probably not in an offensive sense, but he would make sure she was kept safe.
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"We're not an aggressive clan and no one has a fight they're interested in picking with us," Castarilan says.

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He smiles, a little. "That's also good. She's an all-powerful witch, I know, but I do like seeing her safe."

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Snuggle. "The problem with clan wars is that by and large there are witches on both sides. But Castarilan's not wrong, we're probably in good shape."

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Snuggle! "Yeah. I'm extremely glad. Who would I talk about colonizing Mars with if you were in a war?" he teases.

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"Yes, that would certainly be the first concern on your mind, I'm sure."

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Adarin snickers. "Yup. Huge, dramatic war between witches going on, magic flying around at all sides - and I'm like, 'Darn, I have no one to talk to about Mars anymore.'"

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"Wars actually contain a lot of archery and dagger combat," says Castarilan. "It's too easy to sneak up on someone who's casting, and the most effective combat spells take a long time. More efficient to bless all the arrows ahead of time from the safety of clan lands and then shoot at each other."

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"Ah, I see. In that case." He pokes Isabella's nose. "No wars, especially. You are only not a clan embarrassment with a dagger."

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Isabella laughs. "I'm a reasonable shot. But not a champion at that either, I'll grant."

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"Fine, fine. No dagger combat, then," he says primly.

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"I will do my best to avoid it."

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He smiles brightly. "Good!"

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"Food!" announces Ranata from the kitchen. "Everybody get your butts in here!"

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Isabella laughs again, gives Adarin a swift little kiss, and heads into the kitchen.

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The smile widens at the kiss, and then it's off to the kitchen. If there's maggot cheese here, he'll figure out some other alternative. Like, for example, commandeering the kitchen and making something else. Something edible.

(He does not think there will be maggot cheese.)
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No maggots, cheesy or otherwise, are in evidence! It's seasoned fish and rice with spices in it, all served with lemon wedges. Isabella, who has been known to decline maggot cheese, digs in enthusiastically.

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In that case, Adarin does the same. He deems it delicious, and decides that he will not blacklist all of Ranata's cooking. She wins this round. This round.

Then again, Adarin gets a good dinner, so maybe he wins, too. Nom nom.
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"I don't make food that horrifies my child," Ranata tells him. "I just try it when I'm traveling and it's available."

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He snickers. "I had to be sure!"

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"Ranata's a really good cook. In a kitchen or with a fire, either way. I'm sorry if the conversation about the cheese misled you."

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"It's okay, I was just wondering if that kind of thing was common in this country, and if that were the case I would just cook all of my own meals and decline any offending foods."

Pause. "Besides, I was teasing."
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"The maggot cheese is not from this country, it's from Italy. Ranata took me on a trip around the world when Path settled and we separated and that was one of the places we stopped."

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"Aha. I see. I'll be careful if I end up travelling there, then."

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"Most Italian food is perfectly palatable to the American palate. So I guess you aren't from Italy, are you, Adarin."

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"I am not from Italy," he agrees, with a smile.

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"He doesn't sound remotely Italian. I mean, I know his accent's hard to place, but Italian is less plausible than - I don't know, Scottish, which he also isn't."

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Adarin snickers. "That might be falling under too many hints, Isabella."

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"Whoops!" Isabella covers her mouth with her fingertips and looks guilty.

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"I wasn't going to guess Scottish, anyway," says Ranata.

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"No? Oh, well. I guess you're all right then." Hand pat, then back to food.

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"Awwww."

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"We're adorable," Isabella stage-whispers to Adarin.

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"Goodness, are we? I hadn't realized," he stage-whispers back. "Do you think we should stop before they start saying we should hug again?"

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"Only if you don't wanna hug me again."

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"Hmmmmm." He pretends to deeply consider this, but there's a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. "I don't know. We might have to hug again to see how I like it."

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"I would never dream of denying you."

Hug!
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Hug!

"Yup. This is a thing that I support. We may continue being adorable," he pronounces.
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"Oh, good, it would be a terrible pity if you stopped now."

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He snickers. "We wouldn't hug! It would be horrible."

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"I would pine."

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"We can't have that. Hugs whenever you wish."

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"Yaaaaay! You are an obliging hug dispenser."

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"I try."

He's finished his food! "That was delicious, thank you," he says to Ranata. Then he looks at Charlie and adds, "And thank you for catching the fish!"
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"You're perfectly welcome."

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"Thanks for helping clear the freezer space. For more fish."

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Adarin laughs. "Happy to help."

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"If nobody in the house eats fish for too long he has to stop going fishing, and nobody wants that."

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"He could always catch and release, if he liked."

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"Not very satisfying. I throw back the little ones, sometimes I don't catch anything all day, but if I catch food I bring it home."

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"Ah, I see. Makes sense."

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"It's a good thing most people like fish."

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He snickers. "Yeah, but if not I suppose you could set up a business selling to people who do like fish, that way he could still fish."

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"Oh, I don't catch enough to do that. And you probably need a license."

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"Oh, well. Casual fishing for supplemental food works out well, then."

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"Yup." Isabella takes a second helping.

Did she recently work up an appetite? Who, her?
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Adarin has absolutely no idea why that happened. No idea. None.

... He'll have some more food too, now that he thinks about it.
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If either of Isabella's parents harbor suspicions, they go unvoiced.

"How did you two meet, anyway?"
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"Believe it or not, I stopped for a picnic in Nowhere, Canada, and he stumbled across me by pure accident. I gave him a lift since he needed to be someplace a little less nowhere for a shopping trip, we got to talking..."

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"... Then she mentioned her project about immortality and I was kind of hooked," says Adarin, with a smile. "Also, systematic magical testing. That is the way to get to my heart."

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"But we weren't officially dating for a while. An uncharitable person might describe him as shy."

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He snickers. "I wanted to treat you like the lady you are and not tackle you and kiss you immediately," he replies primly. "Also, yeah. Shy."

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"Where in the world did you get the idea that witches are ladylike?" inquires Ranata archly.

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(Charlie snorts.)

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"Not from witches in particular, but I was raised to treat a woman I'm interested in like a lady."

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"What is even implicated in that rule besides the shyness? What should I be expecting here?"

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"Presents," he says brightly. "I've thought of two already. One I'm pretty sure you've guessed already, but the other I think you'll definitely like. Also, opening doors for you, not being a jerk, the obvious things."

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"Oooh, presents."

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"Some people would say it's not very feminist to be opening doors for her just because she's a 'lady', you know."

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Adarin blinks. Then he says to Ranata, "Well - I come from a noble family of women who are really, really scary when they're angry. My mother was powerful enough that most who knew her did literally everything in their power to keep her as happy as possible. Not to mention my sister, who would almost definitely win in a fight and I'd spend most of it running away as fast as humanly possible. Then, see my girlfriend." He motions to Isabella. "Going to beat death."

He looks very amused. "I have some very, very good reasons to treat all of the women in my life exceptionally nicely."
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"Your confidence in my project is inspiring."

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"That's not quite the point I was making, Adarin."

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He snickers. "Yeah, but do you see mine?"

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"When you learned the word 'feminism' what did you learn it meant?" Isabella inquires of Adarin.

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"That... It was about women equaling men in power?" he says, confused. "Did I get an incorrect translation? Or am I missing something?"

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"Missing a large political movement. I don't know that much about it because it was primarily a mortals thing, but yeah. There's some subtleties."

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"Ah. Then I might have missed the subtleties. If so, whoops."

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"I guess you know where to start your next Wikipedia trawl."

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"Okay, I'm stumped - what places don't have so much as an inkling of feminism as a political movement?"

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"I do indeed! Wikipedia is so grand for that sort of thing."

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"I did, but I'm so confused now!"

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"I could just have not been exposed to it, with my family," he says, amused. "As far as I know, none of them were members. Or my education was lacking, either one."

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"...You will want to read Wikipedia on this one. It's not so much a thing with a formal membership. At least not in recent years."

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"Oh? All right. I'm missing a lot of subtext, aren't I?"

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"Lots and lots and lots. Figure that out, Mom."

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"No, I think I give up, just tell me. Unless you're certain I'm about to get it any second now."

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"...Well, I don't think that, but..." Isabella sighs, glances at Adarin.

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"I don't mind," says Adarin.

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"Mom, Dad, my boyfriend is literally a magical extraplanar visitor."

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"...Beg pardon?"

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"He is not from Earth, where he's from men can have magic and he does which is how he got here, he came looking for chamomile and things kind of snowballed from there."

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"Isabella is completely right. I am under a translation spell of my own creation - that's how I'm a polyglot. I get nerdy over magic because I have it, and it does things witchcraft can't do, and vice-versa. If proof will help, then..."

Adarin hums a faint tune, then does a teensy little spell to make a little tiny globe of light. It floats over to Isabella and makes a little heart, then disappears.
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Isabella bursts out laughing. "You're so cute."

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"...I was expecting it to turn out that you were from a bizarre Esperanto-speaking intentional community on a remote island, or something, goodness me."

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Adarin giggles. "Thanks. I'm sorry for not telling you immediately, but uh - we kind of don't want everyone to find out there's now a new brand of magic running around and freak out accordingly. I'm a nice extraplanar visitor. I would like to keep all of my insides where they belong."

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"Oh, sweetie, you couldn't think we were going to hurt you -"

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"No, no, Mom, it's just - keeping secrets can be hard. I'm probably going to be taking credit for all the offworld magic for a while."

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"Right, no, I didn't mean to make you think I was accusing you of freaking out and hurting me. You are both lovely people. But - yeah, Isabella's taking credit for off world magic. Because we have capitalistic plans to make lots of money off of it."

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"Don't tell Grandmother," says Isabella.

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"W-well. All right, dear," says Ranata, laughing a little shakily.

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"Sorry for startling you with this all, ma'am. If there's any questions you or your husband have, I'll be happy to answer them, or if you don't believe me I can do something more showy?"

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"Oh, sweetie, you can call me Ranata," says Ranata. "And I'm pretty sure I believe you."

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"Doubt very much I can help with any of this magic business, and Isabella didn't get much of her curiosity from me," snorts Charlie.

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"All right, Ranata. Thanks. And the offer's open for just about anything, now, I won't be cagey about things if you're curious."

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"I am - how does it work? The only magic I know anything about is witchcraft."

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"It is... I suppose the best way to explain it is that rather than circles or saying things, we have to think and remember all of what needs to happen. Not just what the spell will do, but what we are doing in order to have what we want happen. Sounds simple at first, but it's really not when you do things that are larger-scale than a little light. We tend to specialize in a type of thing that we know really well, and do that because it's hard to remember all of the details to every spell ever on the fly."

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"They also have 'mana', like in a fantasy book," says Isabella. "Adarin has more of it than most magic people."

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"Did the whistling have much to do with it?"

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Adarin nods to Isabella's explanation! "Whistling has absolutely nothing to do with it, I was just trying to think of something that would work. I mean, I suppose it could if I used whistling as a memory aid, but I usually just talk to myself or take obsessive notes instead."

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"Obsessive notes. You are really perfect for each other."

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"I'm glad you like him. I also like him." Armhugs.

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He laughs, looking at her with absolute affection. "I like you, too. I'm happy here, it's nice. Other things about my magic... We are good at scrys, and also transportation." Adarin grins and adds, "We didn't fly all the way here."

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"But he can't scry onto clan lands, and he gets a headache if he tries the house, I was curious. We landed on the beach just south of the border."

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"Oh, wow!"

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"And one of the main ways that we will use my magic for capitalism is by the creation of portals - basically, make a door to another place that can be really far away."

Adarin is maybe a little happy to show off magical abilities.
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"Wow. You'll put the airlines out of business, you do enough of those!"

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"That's the plan. Slowly, so the market has time to adjust."

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"Yeah, I don't want to... Completely break the economy. That would be bad."

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"Yeah. But there's lots of hurdles to jump over, and you won't have a portal to every major city overnight even once those are handled, and a single portal can handle a lot of volume - maybe even as much as there currently is in plane form going between any two cities - but it can't necessarily handle all the volume that there would be if getting on a plane was as painless as walking through a portal, so there will need to be several before we can drop the price point and accommodate ideal demand, so for a while planes might be able to beat us on price just because we have to reduce customer volume even though our costs per passenger will be less."

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"I think I understood maybe a third of that."

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As Isabella's talking, Adarin gets the most goofy 'In love' look on his face and just looks at her with a sort of adoration. He has a smart girlfriend. Such a smart, smart girlfriend.

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She winks at him.
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He grins, still with the goofy look on his face. "You're amazing. Completely and utterly amazing."

Then he realizes he is in front of her parents and coughs.

"Right, anyway. Once that's done, and we've got a good buffer of money, it can be used in a variety of ways rather than being sat on. Useful ways. Not to mention what my plans are for this plane's technology and how to use that to fix the insanity that is my home."
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"What is your home like?"

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"Oligarchy with idiotic mages in power, recovering from a large scale disaster that wiped out most of our population, has a history of conquest and ignoring people's basic dignities..."

Pause. "I don't like it much. Here's way better."
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"Earth has its extremely large historical blemishes, I feel like I should mention this now before you read the Wikipedia article on, say, the Holocaust."

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"I'm sure, I wouldn't expect it to be perfect, otherwise I'd have nothing to do, but - you've seen them."

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"I have, it's true."

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"This place is visitable? Goodness."

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"Um. Mom. I cannot recommend tourism there at this time."

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"Agreed. I'm sorry, I really am, but... They're..." He shifts a little, uncomfortably. "... I'll just come out and say it. One of them thought it was a good idea to pick up Vern and hold her. For hours. I do not want that to happen to you."

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Isabella squeezes Adarin's arm.

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Kesathi, from her place beside Charlie's chair, whines and burrows her head into her person's lap.

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Castarilan abandons his orbit of Adarin's head and rockets into Ranata's hair, where he clings, shivering.

"Goddesses all you poor things - why - why would that even register as something to do -"
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Vern snuggles Path, shivering a little.

Adarin leans towards Isabella, snuggling a bit. Quietly, Adarin says, "She... Basically jumped to conclusions and decided that if she touched Vern, then I would fall in love with her, or - something. Isabella got her off of Vern, thankfully. That was what made me just... Decide to stop living there, to stop trying to work with those people. I'm just going to circumvent them, now."
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"How would anyone think that? That doesn't make sense."

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"In his world they don't have daemons. Vernaia only appeared when he came here. They don't get it. I kind of explained badly; I mentioned exceptions and she got it backwards."

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"I think to get it they would have to have daemons to get it. But it was still - even in getting it backwards, even if she got it wrong, there was nothing in the action that was redeemable. Nothing."

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Isabella nods.

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"I'm so sorry that happened to you."

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"No daemons?" asks Charlie. "At all?"

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"At all. It's like they're zombies, only they still manage to - be people, if occasionally terrible excuses for people."

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"Thank you," he says to Ranata. "I'm recovering, it's not okay but I'm doing better."

Adarin nods at Isabella's words. "When Vernaia appeared I was extremely confused and didn't understand what was going on. I'm still the same person, but there's... She's outside, walking around, now."

He smiles, a little. "It's nice. I think having a daemon is a vast improvement to not."

Vern trills, a little, happily. He smiles fondly at her.
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"It would be really weird if coming to this world had not unzombified you. I am not sure if we could date."

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He laughs. "I wasn't even thinking about that, that's also a nice bonus, being able to date you. I was just thinking of how nice it was to have her around."

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"If we wind up having Kystlian immigrants do you think they'll take as well to unzombification?"

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"Hmm. I think in the long run, yes, but at first there would be problems because they don't know what they are and they're freaking out. But if they're in a plane where everyone has one, then they would adapt reasonably well. Normal people, certainly, the mages I would put somewhere remote so they don't hurt anyone by being idiots."

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"I mean - you did demonstrate that it's a vulnerability nobody from your planet is accustomed to having."

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"... True. But I think I might actually be biased now. I mean, yeah it's a huge vulnerability I didn't have before, but - I don't even know. I'm happier this way, she helps with muscling through emotions, helping me be a better person, soothing doubts that I have with other people socially, keeping me company when I'm alone but with still the soothing feeling that I can get from being alone - or, conversely, actually being alone but having something feeling like someone is there. So I'm just not seeing why they wouldn't think it's worth it unless they were in a society surrounded by people who don't get it. In this situation, they would all get it by immigrating."

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"I guess we can stress-test this guess by asking some people. Certainly it should be on the 'Before You Immigrate To Earth, You Should Know...' informational pamphlet."

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"Yeah. Maybe some people will not want to immigrate or something because of it, but I suppose that's their choice."

He looks incredibly sad for them.
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Isabella nods.

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"This who you're going to colonize Mars with?"

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"...What'd I miss?"

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"I wasn't completely serious about colonizing Mars, but it's an option if we want to keep extra-planar immigrants from doing both losing their culture entirely and from doing terrible things to people because they don't understand. Honestly it might be better if we found a planet that was habitable in this plane already, rather than Mars, because it would save headaches of 'How do we survive with no atmosphere' that way."

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"What kind of range limit do you have on your scrying and teleportation? There might be a planet with a breathable atmosphere, but I couldn't tell you how many millions of astronomical units away it'd be."

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"Hm... Probably not to the other side of the galaxy or something, but in the general area around the Sun I think I could manage it. Further away the harder it would be, so preferably something close-ish. Basically, treat it on the level of planar-teleportation but with more ability to scry beforehand, but harder to do because it would involve a lot of math. So if colonizing another planet becomes an option, I would have making a portal be my first order of business so I don't have to do the math part again."

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"Is this the kind of math where the fact that I have a calculator app on my phone will help?"

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"... I love this plane."
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Isabella beams and hugs him again.

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He hugs her back! "I mean, seriously, I know you were joking about omnipotent utopia plane, but this one is amazing."

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"I'm just going to officially immigrate. That's a thing that's just happening now, I guess I'll go back to my former home and grab things I want, but not living there. Nope! We can fix the things I want to fix from here. Best plane."

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"I'm so glad we've impressed you. Thank goodness you didn't land in, I don't know, a low-rent area of Mumbai or something, you'd probably have been much less pleased."

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He giggles. "Yeah, I would have missed out on the awesome parts of the plane with awesome people."

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Nuzzle.

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"...I don't suppose I could come along if I just left Castarilan behind? We are a witch. I'd like to see another world."

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Nuzzle.

"Er. If you really want? I mean, apparently the light is wonderful."
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"Oh wow, yes, I forgot about that aspect entirely - Mom, they have two moons, and no light pollution, it's a tidally locked planet so there's an entire hemisphere that's all night, it's lovely."

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"It sounds beautiful. And Castarilan has stayed here while I've gone off on adventures before."

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Adarin laughs. "Then I have no problem with it, and I will do my best to keep you safe during your visit. You'd need the translation spell, though, unless you'd like us to translate for you?"

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"I would love a translation spell!"

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"You're going to have to keep it under wraps, though, Mom - no one will notice if you go to Tibet by yourself and talk to people you don't know, but if you go with friends, they might detect your sudden polyglottalism."

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Adarin nods. "Though we can always say you did it, Isabella. I'm fine with you taking credit for my magic."

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"It's probably best if I don't come out with a lot of near-simultaneous revolutionary advances. If it gets out, I'll take the credit, but I'd rather it didn't since the portals are already a given."

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"Fair enough. Whatever you'd like to do, my dear."

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"Awww. Okay, I'll keep my travels with friends confined to the English-speaking parts of the world till you give me the go-ahead."

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"When should we go?"

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"Well. Anytime, I suppose? If that's all right with all parties involved. I just need to find my translation spell, I've got the mana for it, it's not a huge spell, just complicated."

He retrieves and flips through his book of spell cheat sheets.

Absently, he adds, "Won't have enough to teleport us home if you want me to cast it now, though."
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"How much does the mana requirement for teleportation go up if there's more people?" wonders Isabella.

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"Some, it's not nothing but it's not as much as doing another teleportation entirely. If I'm teleporting a lot of people it's better to do it in one go rather than making trips."

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"You could cast Mom's translation now, we could crash here overnight - unless Dad's going to make a fuss about you being in my room? - and we could teleport home and go through the portal in the morning?"

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Charlie snorts. "Pretty sure your sleeping arrangements've been out of my hands for God only knows how long."

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Adarin is so not commenting on that. He does blush, a bit, and become much more interested in his book than he was before.

"Found it," he pronounces, reading over it. "Give me a bit."
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Isabella pats Adarin on the shoulder.

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"What will it be like?"

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He smiles a little at Isabella's shoulder pats.

"I built it so that it doesn't just automatically translate everything for you. It gives you translations for what's being said, and when you want to say something in a language it will give you the words to say, a pronunciation guide, and grammar information if you want it. It's all in your mind, but it stays nicely out of the way as you learn the language yourself, and if you don't ask it questions it won't bother you at all except translating things you don't understand. As you understand them, it'll phase out and stop translating them."
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"I adore your magic, this sounds beautiful."

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"It's as great as it sounds, maybe better."

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Adarin giggles. "I'm really proud of it, actually. Took me weeks. Any questions, or are you ready?"

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"Go for it!"

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He nods, then - spell casting commences. It doesn't look or feel like much of anything at all, actually. Ranata would feel no change when he's done.

"There you are," Adarin says.

If she'd like to test it, she has to think of a language she's heard before and what she wants to say.
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Ranata tilts her head, turns to Isabella, and says - <"Testing, testing. Oh, I like this very much.">

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"Congratulations, in a few years when the magic is public knowledge you can teach Svaaric to little witchbabies."

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Adarin grins proudly. He is pleased with that spell.

He looks at Charlie politely and says, "Sir, if you'd like me to cast the same spell on you, I will, but it'll have to wait a little while until I've restored some mana."
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"I'll be fine without," says Charlie, waving a hand. "I don't go much of anywhere."

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"Thought I should offer, regardless."

Adarin's kind of hoping Charlie isn't upset with him for sleeping with his daughter. That would be awkward.
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"'Preciate it."

If he's upset, he isn't choosing to do much of anything but look Charlieish over there.

Kesathi may or may not be giving Vern the side-eye.
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He is still not touching that subject. Moving right along now.

"So, we can either fly to the portal now, or wait and I could teleport us there. Either is fine with me," says Adarin.

His other half is going to get to the bottom of it, though. Vern is looking generally embarrassed, and gives Path a little affectionate nuzzle before departing from cuddles to go... Try and talk about that.

The awkward in her is palpable.
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"Oh, I like Isabella's idea, I'm not ready for bed right now but I am a little tired."

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Kesathi observes Vern's approach but doesn't say anything.

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"All right," he replies.

Vern sits down next to her, and lowers her voice. "Neither of us are sure what to say, but I'm going to try. Adarin's... He cares about Isabella very much. We care about them, very much. The last thing we want to do is hurt them."
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"I can show you the rest of the house, if you want," Isabella offers.

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"Pretty clear that's so," says Kesathi. "It's only it's hard, watching a little girl turn into a woman so fast. Still kind of feels like she's fragile."

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"Sure," says Adarin. "That would be lovely."

Vern is heartened by this. "I understand. Adarin's doing everything in his power to keep her safe, and not just in the - physical sense. He wants her to be happy, and to be free to be herself as much as she likes."
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"She seems happy," says Kesathi. "Not denying that for a second. Seems you're very suited to them. Charlie's a cop and spends a lot of time watching people less happy, less suited. We worry. We want her to be lucky."

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Isabella gets up and takes his hand and leads him out of the yellow-painted kitchen. The first floor is pretty much entirely kitchen and living room. Up the stairs is the master bedroom, and a bathroom, and Isabella's room.

"It's a twinsize bed that I've had since I graduated from a baby hammock - I think the fact that I slept in one of those till I was two is why I went back when I moved out - but we've snuggled up on the sofa, it won't be any worse I imagine."
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"We're trying. We think she and Path are rare and special and beautiful. We want everyone to be lucky, but her especially so. Her and Path."

"It'll be fine," says Adarin. "There will be lots of cuddles, but I think that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
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"Your selflessness will be remembered throughout the ages, truly."

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Kesathi whuffs out a breath. "You're a pair, all right. You make sure if that ever changes it's a - graceful transition. All kinds of ways to do it wrong."

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"Yup! I try," says Adarin with a grin.

"Yeah," says Vern. "If she ever wants to go, we will let her go."
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"If you ever want to go," says Kesathi, "you let her down quick, gentle, no games, no acrimony."

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"Truly you are heroic, a statue should be built on the site of your sacrificial cuddles to commemorate the occasion."

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"Oh? Who would build the statue?" he asks, amused. "And that would destroy your room."

"Agreed. She doesn't deserve that," says Vern, nodding. "But I don't see Adarin changing his mind, anytime soon. We stick to things."
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"Maybe a very small statue, on the headboard. I did a unit on coil pots in high school, I could manage a really abstract statue."

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"Well, that's another thing can go wrong, sticking too long if things aren't what you thought you were sticking to. But our Bells is a good girl."

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Adarin snickers. "No, no, it's okay. I shall let my sacrifice go unsung. It shall simply be a mystery, lost to the ages. Forever."

"Yes," agrees Vernaia. "She is. We'll try to avoid any pitfalls."
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"Oh, but what a loss for the historians! Imagine all the theses and monographs that will go unwritten."

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Kesathi nods. She noses Vernaia in a friendly sort of way.

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"It's another sacrifice I'm willing to make. For the sake of your bedroom's decorations."

Vernaia trills happily back!
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"It would be pretty tacky."

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"Yup. You're welcome," says Adarin smugly.

Vern is not going to overstay her welcome! Path is probably feeling lonely, so she'll hold off on telling Adarin about this for a little while. She'll go offer wingsnuggles.
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Wingsnuggles are always appreciated.

"I will appreciate your twice-over sacrifice for ever and always."
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"Good, good. That's way better than having people write theses on tacky decorations, anyway."

Vern quietly informs Path in the wingsnuggles, "I think Adarin and I have come to an understanding with Charlie and Kesathi. We like them."
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"Oh, I dunno, it could lead to entertaining thesis titles. A Discourse on the Decorations In This One Witch's Bedroom. A Comparative Analysis of Tacky Amateur Statues.. That kinda thing."

"I'm glad you're getting along," says Path. "We were a little nervous about that. They're protective."
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Adarin giggles. "Unsacrificial Sacrifices of Snuggles? That's hilarious, but... No, no. Tacky decorations are too tacky to be brought to the world willingly. I can't do it. There lies the path of madness."

Vern nuzzles Path! "We were nervous about it too, but we get where they're coming from. Kesathi had some legitimate worries and I told her that we have the best of intentions for you. We care about you so much, Adarin's never been this sappy before, it's adorable."
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Isabella hugs him. "And madness would be very much in tension with your priesthood, of course."

"We don't think you'll hurt us," says Path. "Not a bit."
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Hugs! "Very much so. Also, tacky garden gnomes, along with madness."

Wikipedia is still amazing, but leads to strange places. He has no idea how he got to garden gnomes from his starting point of the radio, but it was a marvelous journey for all.

More nuzzles are required. "We don't ever want to. We don't think you'll hurt us either and we trust you so much."
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"Oh no, spare me tacky garden gnomes. I don't know why people like them, it's incomprehensible."

Feathery feathery snuggles! "We don't have any speck of a plan to hurt you."
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"They are so terrible! I found them on Wikipedia and I have no idea why!" says Adarin, laughing.

"We were pretty sure you wouldn't, anyway. I'm glad to hear you say it, though."
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"Some people like them! It's weird!" laughs Isabella.

"We don't want to hurt anybody, but especially you," says Path.
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"Very! But it's okay, this plane has wonderful things, I can tolerate weird garden gnomes."

Vern giggles, attempting to snuggle even more than they already are - something that's quite difficult to do. "We're the luckiest person. The absolute luckiest."
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"There's more weird things where that came from. Maybe you'll get as far as ugly Christmas sweaters and fling up your hands in despair and hie back to New Kystle."

Path is on board with experimental attempts at being snugglier. "On what time scale?" he wonders.
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"Not likely," he says. "I'm currently dating someone here who's pretty amazing, and it would be against my religion of Sense to leave her."

Vern looks embarrassed! "Well. Everything? Sometimes we were unlucky, but this is - it's right there with the best actually viable outcomes, and most of the ones that are impossible. We found a place where I would exist, and Adarin's said he's happy that he's had something given to him he didn't know he was missing. Then there's the magic that's useful and different, and the technology."

She looks even more awkward. "And, of course, in the middle of that, is you. So it's worth it."
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Well, that just makes it necessary that she kiss him, doesn't it?

"I think we like you being sappy," laughs Path, preening her. "It's sweet."
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Kisses! This is a good idea. They probably shouldn't go any further than this while they're at her parent's house, but kisses he can support.

Vernaia giggles, a little. "Good, because I feel awkward and like I'm flailing around."
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That's okay. Reward kisses for being flattering don't have to turn into sex-in-childhood-bedroom for being delectable.

"You haven't had very long to learn to be a daemon," says Path. "You're doing really well."
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Good, good. Now, cuddles are a different story entirely.

"Thanks. I think I've messed up sometimes, but I'm trying," replies his wingsnugglesmate.
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Cuddles! Cuddles are good. Cuddles are just the thing.

"I haven't seen you mess up too badly," Path assures her. "Everyone does, anyway."
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Adarin realizes something, very abruptly. He blinks, then says, "Er, Isabella, I think I'm..."

He trails off. How in the world do you tell someone you love them? Not in a familial way, but in a love kind of way. He has no idea. Absolutely no idea. So he chokes.

"... I'm glad you're here," he manages, instead.

"Yeah. I like existing. Being a daemon is nice," she says.
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"You think you're glad I'm here. Well, I suppose that's better than the alternative," chuckles Isabella. Nuzzles.

"I like it," agrees Path.
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"That - that wasn't what I'd meant, sorry," he murmurs, snuggling back.

He continues to be terrible at this. It should not be a surprise by now. Adarin's only barely avoiding pounding his head on something in annoyance. He should be better at this.

Daemon wingsnuggles. "It's so great here."
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"It's okay," says Isabella, sighing contently.

"Well, some parts of here. We've made kind of a habit on focusing attention on the ways it's not great. For fixing when we can," Path says.
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Right, okay. Snuggles are a thing he can do. Adarin will try to find a better time to tell her. Or take a while with Vern and talk about their feelings and figure out if it's true or not.

(It is, he's pretty sure.)

"Yeah, we know. We did see Wikipedia, there are... Lots of things that are a mess. We'll help, you know we'll help - but we can't leave New Kystle un-helped. It would bother us, knowing that we didn't."
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"We understand," says Path. "We will make sure we have all the time we need. We're pretty sure the alethiometer says we can, we just have to pick apart the instructions on how."

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"Don't worry about us," says Vern. "We can afford to wait a few hundred years. You have time, you'll have us for a while."

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Nuzzle. "All right," she agrees happily.

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And eventually, sleeping.

In the morning, Isabella decides she doesn't want to get up right away. She would rather lounge on Adarin for a bit longer.
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He is there to be lounged on! Well, also to sleep, but he loves her so she can lounge on him as long as she likes.

Eventually, he does wake up, groggily. "Mm... 'lo, beautiful..." he murmurs, snuggling.
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"Awwww. G'morning."

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"Swear 'm awake," declares Adarin. He is only mostly asleep. "Really..."

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"Surrrre you are. Very convincing."

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"Shh," he tells her. "Shh. 'M very convincing..."

He is officially Slightly More Awake.

(But not completely awake.)
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Isabella obligingly shushes. Snuggles!

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It takes a while, but eventually he is Somewhat More Awake.

"Think we should get up now?" he asks, slurring just a little but managing a bit better. "Dun want to..."
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"Ranata is probably awake, but hasn't tiptoed down the hall to see if we are awake enough to receive breakfast, yet. No rush."

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"M'kay. Thanks," mumbles the sleepy boyfriend. "Love you."

Then he's out again.

Well. Of all the ways to declare his love for her, that was probably not the one he would have wanted to go with.
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Isabella is not, in fact, entirely sure she heard it. She glances up at Path, who shrugs the wing which isn't in contact with the snoozing Vernaia; he doesn't know either.

She snuggles him. Maybe she'll bring it up later, she's not sure.
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Sleep, sleep, sleep.

He has no idea. Snuggles are nice, though!
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After a while, she decides the thing to do is probably to have Path ask Vernaia. This will probably involve the conversation happening while she and Adarin are a fair distance away from their daemons, since New Kystle is apparently not hospitable to same, but that might be a good cushion for the tentative awkwardness of the question.

Snuggles.
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Eventually he is partially awake again. "Mmm. G'morning."

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"You really awake now?"

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"No idea. Wa' I not awake, b'fore?" Adarin muses. "Guess not. I was asleep."

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"You were talking, and not pure nonsense like I apparently do when I sleep."

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"Bet I called y'pretty," he declares.

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"Beautiful, actually. It was very charming," she says, kissing his jawline.

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He giggles, a little. "I try."

Yawn. Then, affectionate little sleepy kiss.
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Kiss!

"Hungry? I think Ranata's made something, though I don't know what."
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"Mm... Yes."

Pause. "... Realized probl'm. No ov'rnight packing," he says. "So no tea. Crap."
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"Ranata has tea around. I bet she will let you have some."

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"I am saaaved," sighs Adarin. "Yay."

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"Are you that dependent on tea?"

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"G'nna go 'nto withdrawls," jokes Adarin. "Terrible."

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"I'm actually not sure if she has caffeinated tea. It might be all various herbal fruity things."

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He giggles. "S'fine. Gonna suffer through it."

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"Awww, but you shouldn't have to suffer," she says, finally sitting up. "Maybe she does have caffeinated tea. I know Charlie has caffeinated coffee..."

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"N'ver had coffee. Any good?"

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"I'm not a fan, but it's very popular, and he'll be making some anyway."

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"'Kay. 'l try it, then. Curious."

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"Okay." She gets all the way up, and stretches, and beckons Path to her shoulder; he nuzzles Vern and goes to his witch.

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Vern's a little more coherent than Adarin in the morning - she nuzzles Path back.

Adarin yawns again, and eventually meanders his way up. General decency clothing goes on, then... It's time to stumble off to find tea. He retrieves Vern, deciding that since she is the coherent one she will direct him. Maybe.

"If you run into a wall," she tells him, "I will peck you."

"Got it," replies Adarin, and he puts her down.
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When he manages to find the kitchen, Isabella has poured him a cup of coffee from Charlie's pot, and brought out Ranata's tea selection to look at.

"Most people like cream or milk, and sugar, in their coffee," she tells him. "But up to you how you want to try it."

Breakfast, it turns out, is pancakes, all already made with blueberries in them and keeping warm in the oven.
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He does manage to find the kitchen. Eventually. Vern has to peck him a few times.

"Best girlfriend," he tells her, when she has this set up for him already. "Best."

Adarin is not up to specifics, right now. He plops down, and tries the coffee as it is. He then makes a face.

"Wow is that strong."
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"Hence the cream and sugar," laughs Isabella, gesturing.

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"Yup," he says, amused. Cream, sugar, both into the cup. He tries another sip.

"Hmm. Nope, not the same. Not terrible, but eeeeh."

He sounds more awake already, though.
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"Well, there is also tea, your pick of a bunch of things."

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"Do they not have coffee in New Kystle?" wonders Ranata. "Goodness."

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"Best girlfriend," he declares again. "I'll feel bad about wasting it, though. Interesting kind of tea later."

Sip, sip. "No, there's no coffee. Dunno what it's even made out of. If you say maggot cheese I will not be pleased."
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"No, no, it's brewed out of ground-up beans. Coffee beans, not like garbanzo beans. I think they might be a little like cocoa beans?"

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"Never had those, either. Translation spell isn't helping with what they are."

Okay, he's definitely more awake now. Hurray, he's no longer a zombie!
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"You've had chocolate. The coating on Milk Duds is made out of a cocoa bean derivative."

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"Aha! Then I fully support cocoa beans and their existence," he says with a laugh.

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"Do they have chocolate in New Kystle? Should we bring your sister some souvenirs?"

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"We do not. Souvenirs? Ooooh no. I will throw them at her and hope it placates her so she doesn't go on a murderous rampage when I explain why I'm giving up on New Kystle."

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"Okay, so chocolate's one thing, what else?"

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"... I'd say a pocket library, but no, that's just what I'd want as a souvenir. Not sure what else."

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"Also the pocket library won't work there. I don't know, is there anything she likes that she's had a hard time obtaining since the whole mass refugee thing?"

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"Soap, I suppose. She's very practical."

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"All right. In the time it took you to stagger to the kitchen I had a couple pancakes already, I'll nip out to the convenience store. Mom, is the local chain's deal with the clan still good?"

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"Yes, you're all set."

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Adarin snickers. "Sorry. I'm not good at mornings and I don't think I ever will be."

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"You're fine," says Isabella. She kisses him on the temple and departs the house.

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He smiles delightedly.

Then, breakfast. "Thank you," he says, to Ranata. "For the breakfast."
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"Oh, you're completely welcome. I packed us some sandwiches, too, in case we stay long enough in your world to need them!"

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"Thoughtful of you, thank you!"

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"You're welcome. I'm so excited."

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He laughs. "Do you want me to help you practice with the language?"

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"Ooh, yes please."

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"All right," he says, and then he switches languages. "So, when's Isabella's birthday? I have promised her presents."

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"It's September thirteenth. That's in a few months still. Will you tell me what you're getting her? I can keep a secret," replies Ranata in the same language, pausing every sentence as though to taste it.

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"I am torn between a portal bag and a book that only she can open. I might just go with both, if I can't decide which. Have the book inside the portal bag."

He is kind enough to speak reasonably slowly, though not going arduously slow. She wants to learn more about it, not have it drag slowly in front of her.
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"What's a portal bag?"

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"I attach a portal to the inside of a bag rather than a wall or something. The other side of it would be in a storage area, so, essentially, she could just carry an absurd amount of things with her."

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"That sounds fantastic! She'd love the book, too, but she fills them up awfully fast."

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"Hmmmm. Then I might have to just get her a stack of books that only open for her."

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"You," accuses Ranata, pointing at him, "are a catch, did you know that?"

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Adarin snorts with laughter, taken by surprise. "Thank you? I wasn't aware."

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"Don't be so modest."

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"Well, Isabella seems happy with me, sooo..."

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"And she doesn't even have her birthday presents yet. Do years work about the same on your planet? Birthdays once every three hundred and sixty-five days?"

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"Four hundred and thirteen. I'd be honestly surprised if they worked the same, though. I found a calendar on Wikipedia - so it's okay. I'll adapt to your weird, weird system of months. Eventually."

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"What's wrong with the months?" laughs Ranata.

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"They are all different lengths," he says primly. "And they do not make sense. Why is February randomly like two days shorter than any other month? Why do you measure weeks in sevens? That is so very strange, they're hard to multiply. Ours are in fives so it's easy for math."

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"I don't actually know where seven-day weeks came from. I think you have to blame Catholics or something for the months."

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"Mhm. I mean, if the months were all the same length it would be reasonable, or even if they're the same length but with extra days on some of them because you have to fit them all somewhere, but why February?"

He is not actually too upset about this, but it's fun to talk about.
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"I have no idea."

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And now Isabella is back with a large quantity of lemon-scented soap and assorted chocolates. She got two of each kind of chocolate in case Adarin sneaks some.

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"Hello!" says Adarin to Isabella, brightly. He is still in his native language, he's honestly forgotten to switch. "I am grousing about how months are weird again."

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"You haven't checked what their names mean in Latin yet or you wouldn't be so chipper about it."

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"What do they mean in -"

Pause. Translation spell fills in the details.

"Oh, stars and heavens above, why?! Why is the twelfth month named after the the number ten? Why is that a thing?"
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Isabella bursts out laughing.

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Adarin giggles a little, too. "September through December are all - none of them are the right numbers, none of them! This is ridiculous!"

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Isabella sets her cloud-pine with the bag dangling from it hovering in the air and hugs him.

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He hugs her back. "If we colonize a new planet can we have months that are numbered correctly? Please?"

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"We can see what we can do."

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"Thank you," he says, snickering.

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"You're welcome. So, I have souvenirs for your sister, are we ready to go?"

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"Just about. I need to make the spell for teleporting us to the portal, because that's cheaper than plane-shifting."

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"Oh, and - Castarilan's staying behind, I think Path will too, it's up to you about Vernaia, but I'm not sure how well separation works across entire planes. Probably one of us should nip into New Kystle really quickly as a dry run before anybody else goes through."

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"I do not think I could bring Vern back to that place in good conscience. We'll have to see if them staying here'll work, if not, then we could probably go in with them and leave them by the portal as we go, to keep them safe."

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"Right. I actually thought of this earlier, but I was hoping it'd become obvious who'd make the best test subject, and it is... not obvious."

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"I will. Don't worry."

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"The portal opens into midair. If I fall unconscious or something in midair on my cloudpine, as long as I was lying on it instead of sitting up, you could reach through and drag me back; what happens if you pass out midflight?"

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Awkward pause. "... I fall out of the sky and go splat. Point taken."

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"Yeah. Don't go splat. I mean, if the result is more exotic than 'passing out', I could easily be in more trouble somehow, but it seems like the most predictable category of results mean I should tie myself to my branch just to be safe and go through first. Or Ranata could but I have qualms about experimenting on my mother."

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Adarin is making a vaguely displeased face about his girlfriend being the experiment. "Should I be on the other side with Vern in case something does go wrong?"

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"I suppose we could bring both her and Path as far as my house instead of leaving them here to sit on Kesathi all the time. That'd add a layer of safety."

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"I would be most comfortable with more layers of safety," he says. "Should we ask the alethiometer?"

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"The alethiometer has been consulted. It doesn't work on subjects outside this plane, and this subject counts."

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"Of course not. Okay."

He goes back to looking displeased about this but he doesn't have a valid argument, so he can't voice it.
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Isabella hugs him.

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He hugs her back, a bit more tightly than necessary, though not crushingly so.

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"In all probability it'll work fine. I just think it warrants a limited-scope test first."

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"Yes, but I still want you to be safe and it does bother me that you'd be the one at risk."

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"How's this: you go through with Vern. Me and Path go through, in that order, with him gliding with enough momentum that he'll follow under most possible circumstances. You'll be there to catch me, even if something happens it'll only take a moment, and probably we'll just be fine and Path and Vern go back without incident and Ranata follows us through."

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"Better," he manages. "That's better. Thank you."

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Nuzzle.

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Nuzzle! "I'm probably being extremely silly, aren't I."

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"No, it's sweet. It'd be silly if you were insisting on being the test subject in spite of my cogent points."

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"I am trying to think of valid arguments for me to be test subject anyway. I've been entertaining the idea of tying me with a rope and maybe dragging me back if I fall out of the sky, but... Sudden gravity could react badly with things."

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"That and me and Ranata aren't going to win any weightlifting competitions. You aren't enormous, but I'd bet very little on our ability to haul you through a portal via rope."

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He snorts a little. "I did not say that. You're the one that said it, I didn't bring up your and your mother's abilities to haul things."

He's still worried, though.
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Isabella hugs him again.

"I'm probably just being unreasonably paranoid," she says.
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"You are being very reasonably paranoid," he says, hugging back. "You are delightfully reasonable and I'm worried for your safety."

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"Well, are you going to think of a better way to conduct the test in the next few days, or should we go do it now?"

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He makes a displeased sound. "I don't know."

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Isabella lays her hand on his cheek. "I will probably be fine."

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"... Alright. Then - then now, I guess. Or I will stew and slowly get more and more worried."

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She stands on her tiptoes to kiss him, and then collects Ranata, who brings her own cloud-pine and packed lunches and leaves Castarilan perched on one of Kesathi's ears.

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Kisses. Slightly distracted and worried kisses, but they're kisses. Adarin composes a teleportation spell, and then they're off to the portal, Path and Vern in tow.

Adarin is antsy the entire time.
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Isabella gestures illustratively at the house to Ranata, and then says to Adarin, "After you."

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He nods, picks up Vern, and murmurs a reminder of the spell to fly. He floats up, and goes through the portal. It's cold and he's not dressed for it at all, but he officially does not care.

Isabella is possibly in danger, and he can't think of a valid reason to get her out of it.
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Isabella and Path line themselves up.

She comes through the portal -

And Path glides after her, and lands neatly on the tail of her branch.
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Adarin checks on her as soon as humanly possible.

"Isabella? Isabella, are you alright?" he says, a hint of worry and panic in his tone.
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"We're fine. Nothing happened."

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Hug. So many hugs.

That was - that was scary.

"You're absolutely certain? Nothing - no weirdness, no after-effects...?" asks Adarin, hovering. Literally, but also emotionally.
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"It didn't feel like anything. We're fine," she says, hugging him back.

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"It's entirely possible that you might not have been," he informs her, clinging a little. "And I worry."

Because he loves her.

... And if something had gone wrong there, she never would have known. Hell, they're in New Kystle, the land of his nightmares, with the group of people collectively responsible for making most of his life suck. Something could go wrong here.

"I love you," he whispers.
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Isabella squeezes him a little harder.

"I love you too," she murmurs back.
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He smiles. He doesn't have words for how overjoyed he is. When you speak three languages and have a translation spell to help with any others, that's... Quite a lot.

"Good, because if you didn't I would have launched into an entire awkward 'It's okay you don't have to respond in kind right now, I just thought you should know with no demands attached' conversation."

Hugs. Just - hugs.
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"Well, I had a while to think about it, you actually said it this morning while you were all groggy."

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"... Wha?"
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"Yeah, you woke up, you were like, 'morning, beautiful, mumble mumble, love you' and went back to sleep."

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Adarin bursts out laughing.

"That's - that's... I don't even remember, that's rather upsetting. I'd been trying to wait for a proper moment or something and... I don't know. Be romantic about it."
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"You have a bit of a leg up on me, I quietly decided it night before last and decided to make you say it first," she says a little sheepishly.

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He giggles, more. "I realized it abruptly and choked when I tried to tell you. Did you notice?"

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"Guessed, didn't know for sure."

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"If someone had told me I would be in love with someone three days after kissing her for the first time I would have thought they were insane," he laughs.

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"I would not have thought the same thing, but that would be because I still held a reasonably high probability that my brain would snap into Insane Witch Logic at any moment and I would decide to abduct someone for the rest of his life because he had pretty eyes."

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Snuggle. "You're amazing, I love you."

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Snuggle!

"Ranata's probably worried. Path, go back, tell her to come on in."

Path nods and flies from branch through portal.
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And presently here comes Ranata. "Goodness, that was nerve-wracking."

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Adarin is giggling uncontrollably, looking incredibly happy. "Very much so."

He's going to stop flying, now. Onto Isabella's cloudpine.
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He is welcome there! He is snuggled.

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"Does Vernaia glide well enough to get down from the height of the other side of the portal by herself?"

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Snuggles. Snuggles are wonderful. Especially because he's come to the realization that he is cold. He probably should have grabbed the fluffy coat when he left New Kystle.

"I do! It's not too high up on that side. I'll be okay," she informs Ranata, nuzzling Path a little.
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"I'd suggest you go back for another layer to wear but there's really nothing in my house," says Isabella. "We'll fly fast, if you get too cold we can stop and figure out some magic." She snuggles him as warmly as she can.

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"Thanks. I'll be alright, I think," he says. That being said, he's not turning down snuggles. Daemon safety first, however.

He gives Vern a bit of a boost, and she glides back through the portal. She lands safely, preening her feathers a little once she's on the ground.

Then, Adarin gets proper snuggles.
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Proper snuggles, and flying.

(Path goes back through the portal too, after a quick whispered goodbye with his witch, and he snuggles Vern.)
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Flying, hurray! They'll be visiting his sister first, because Adarin doesn't want to go back to his home just yet. He does some mid-air scrying, then gives directions. They get to go to the twilight section of the world! Ranata will get to see all kinds of things on the way.

Not to mention, feel the starlight and moonlight.

(Vern snuggles Path back.)
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Ranata approves wholeheartedly (and, out of consideration for Adarin's sensibilities, clothedly) the starlight and the moonlight.

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Isabella's enjoying it too!

Flying flying flying whee.
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Then they are at the twilight portion! It's a bit more interesting visually than the night portion - the ground itself is more varied, with rivers and hills and strange, foreign plants of all types. The sky is multicolored - pinks that fade in from blues from the night side and oranges that mix with it as they meet. It's peaceful here, and warmer - Adarin doesn't need the fluffy coat anymore.

He directs them to a spot that's nestled within several hills - when viewed from the air, it's brighter than the surrounding area. Upon closer inspection, everything there has the feeling of careful cultivation, and of a lot of care. Magical care. Plants twine together to make archways and subtle fences, along with mundane things like chairs and tables. Flowers bloom in lovely complementary colors, matching the sky above and occasionally contrasting it. If there ever was a place that screams 'There is a magical person that lives here' this is definitely it.
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"I think I'll go enjoy the stars for a while now I know where you're going to be," says Ranata. "Rather than intrude on you meeting your young man's sister for the first time, Isabella. I won't go too far."

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"Okay, Mom," says Isabella, and she descends towards Magic Planty Place.

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When they land, Adarin hops off of the cloudpine and says sheepishly, "Um. If she gets - yelly, don't worry about it. She's somewhat upset with me from when we last saw each other and can hold grudges for a really long time."

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"...She's not actually dangerous to you, is she? Or for that matter me?"

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"Nope. Especially not you, if you tell her your opinion of things in New Kystle. But she will be upset."

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"Okay. Anything else I should know first?"

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"Hmm... Nope. I think that's about it. Ready to go looking for her?"

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"Is it a complete maze in here? Ought I have brought a ball of yarn?"

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He snickers. "Possibly. She might actually already know we're here and is just being cagey."

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"All right, here goes."

Into the planty maze.
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Into the planty maze, indeed! The word 'maze' is appropriate, actually. There's no semblance of layout, things just sort of - weave together.

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"Never thought you'd turn up," says a female voice from... Well, it's hard to tell. "Come to take me back with a bleeding heart and some more excuses? 'Cause I really want to hear 'em."

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"Nope, actually. The opposite. Would you believe, dear sister, that I'm here to apologize?" replies Adarin, perturbed.

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Pause. "What, really?"

She jumps down from a nearby tree. "Are you dying? Is this woman here going to kill you?"
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"Excuse me?"

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"Right then, that's a no," she says.

Now that she's out of her tree, she does look vaguely similar to Adarin. The hair's different, but other than that detail - they look very much alike. Except less friendly.
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Adarin sighs. "Hello to you too. Isabella, this is Zeviana, my sister. 'Ana, this is Isabella, my -"

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"- Fuck-buddy, wife, or girlfriend?"

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Adarin gives her a look.

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"Girlfriend, got it. Hi, poor girl unfortunate enough to date my dork of a brother. Did you know he's an ass? Because he is."

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"My name's Isabella."

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"Hi. Nice to meet you."

She looks at Adarin. "So! What happened, you were pretty stubborn about -"
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"- I know."

They share a look.
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Zeviana's entire body language changes from defensive to upset.

"Son of a bitch. Who? Who the fuck touched you, I will fucking drown them in their fucking entrails, I damn well told you that you should have just packed up and -"
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"- Left, yes, yes, I know. Sorry. You were right."

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"You're a fucking sap, you know that, right? If you had any more of a bleeding heart you'd be anemic."

Pause.

"Now shut up and hug me."

Hugs.
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Hugs.

"I'm alright. Isabella stopped her. It's sort of complicated to explain."
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"I offered to shoot her, he declined and frightened her and kicked her out."

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"... I like you. Adarin, I like her."

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"Well, that's better than the alternative."

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"Very. So, 'ana - I did a thing. It involved going to another plane and finding lots of wonderful things including a new type of magic, advanced technology, and um - well, Isabella."

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"... Well, shit. Does it rain unicorns there, too?"

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"...You laugh, but it's actually not impossible to get a mythological daemon..."

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"A whatsit?"

Before Adarin can explain, she adds - "Short version, please, I'm not a nerd."
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"External animal-shaped soul."

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"Okay," she replies easily. "Thanks."

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"Also if you go there you get one too. So now I have one of those."

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"Is it a unicorn?"

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"She, and no."

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"He got a kagu. Mine's a little owl. But we left them home, because the last time we brought them along, someone tried to grab mine and someone did grab his."

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"I am sensing that's bad. Adarin! Scale of one to ten."

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"Twelve."

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His sister takes a minute to stare. "Fuck. Fuck, holy shit."

Hugs.

"No wonder you snapped, fucking hell."
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"You do that to someone on my planet, on purpose, and you get caught, nine times out of ten you will be put to death by the criminal justice system."

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"Good. It rated a twelve."

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"I'm doing better," says Adarin.

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"Who the fuck did it? I will go over there and rip her heart out and feed it to her, you do not do that to my brother, never."

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"He wouldn't let me shoot her," Isabella points out.

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"... Ugh, fine. Utter sap. Can I maim her, then?"

Exchanged looks with sibling.

"Fine, just punching, then."
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Adarin rolls his eyes. "Only one."

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"I'll take it. I see her, she's going to be missing some teeth."

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"Most people wouldn't be able to leave their daemons home. But it's possible to stretch the bond till it allows arbitrary comfortable distance, which all witches - like me - do, and which Adarin has also done."

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Zeviana considers. She makes a 'Hmm' sound. Then, she decides to consult her brother.

"Already guessed that you've decided to ditch this place and go to unicorn land. Opinions on daemons? It's sounding all bad so far, except the place itself."
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"I like having one. She helps with subtlety, and is sort of a... Buffer to get emotional weirdness out of the way. It helps with honesty, though not directly, and it helps with multi-tasking. In the world itself, it works, but here it doesn't."

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"So I can either dance the tango with plane hopping and never get to just visit my brother again, or get a huge weakness that has to stay next to me at all times, but is good at socializing. Great."

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"I would visit," says Adarin quietly.

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She eyes him. "I guess you would."

Head tilt. "But fuck it, I hate this fucking place anyway, everybody here is crazy, let's see if I'll get a unicorn."
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"Somehow I'm not picturing you as a unicorn person."

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Zeviana grins. "You're a smart one. Have I mentioned that I like you?"

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"You have, in fact."

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"Good. You have my permission to keep banging my brother. He fucking needed it anyway."

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Adarin sputters and looks incredibly embarrassed.

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"Your irrelevant permission is noted."

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Zeviana's pleased by this answer. She honestly does like her brother's new girlfriend. Backbone is a thing she likes to see.

"Right then. Will me ditching right now cause problems with one of my brother's many plans, or can I just fuck off to unicorn land and see if I can find a place to live?"

She is feeling charitable, so she adds to Isabella, "Not living with you or him, by the way, fuck no, I do not want to know what you two get up to, glad as I am he finally got laid - to someone that's not after him to have his magical spawn. But he wouldn't be so over the moon over you if you were trying that, so I thought that was obvious."
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"I did not invite you to live in my house, I'll point out. I'm actually not sure how easy it'd be for you to find someplace to go with no legal existence in the country, but if you like uninhabited wilderness there's probably somewhere to stash you and my artifact of objective truth can help you find it if you ask me nicely."

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She laughs.

"Yup, I was just preventing that from ever being a thing. Adarin's dating you, I figure you must save at least three kittens from trees a day. Uninhabited wilderness is pretty great, though I might get lonely and go investigating things. So, guess I'm asking nicely."
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Adarin's recovered a little from embarrassment. He deadpans, "'Please' is usually a good word in this sort of situation, you realize..."

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"Pretty sure there's no way in hell I can say that with a straight face. Congrats, you said it for me, thanks."

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"You have an advantage over Adarin in that you might be able to pretend to be a witch - if you wind up with a flying bird daemon, or separate, or both - and witches more or less get to ignore national borders."

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"Aha. That might be fun. Can he not pretend to be a witch because he's a terrible liar, or something else?"

She eyes Isabella. Or, more specifically, her clothing.

"I'd have to wear that kind of thing, wouldn't I?"
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"Witches are all women. We have to marry mortals to make more witches. And yes, we wear this kind of thing."

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"Eh, we'll see what I get. Still holding out hope for the unicorn."

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Adarin snickers. "Truly, a sight I want to see. My sister, riding a unicorn into battle. You would have to be in pink to really get the look down."

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"Large animals come out pygmy. It would be very unlikely to have a riding-size unicorn."

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"Aw. That's unfortunate."

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"I could see you with a bird though - not a little passerine songbird, though. That or a cat of some kind. Maaaybe a mustelid."

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"If I had a little wussy songbird I would want a refund. Cat or mustelid would be fine, I guess. Never really thought about this kind of thing before. We'll see."

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"My Pathalan wanted to be a dragon or a firefly, but we had to settle as a flying bird because we're a witch."

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"A dragon would be kick-ass. But it wouldn't be proper size, would it. It would be tiny."

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"Yeah, he used to turn into cute little dragons, yea big," says Isabella, holding her hands a few feet apart. "...Children's daemons can change shape, I don't think I mentioned, usual settling age is thirteen or fourteen, sometimes as young as ten or late as seventeen."

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"Damn. Oh well," she shrugs. "I'm not gonna worry about it, I'll get what I get and go from there."

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Isabella nods. "And then you will not be a weird zombie creature anymore."

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He enjoyed saying that way more than he should have.
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"Uh huh. Right, whatever. Guess it gives me a new avenue to insult the fuckwads that are in charge here, if they're not people. So, bonus."

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"I mean, you are clearly managing to be people despite not having, you know, souls. Somehow. But it's still kind of disturbing."

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Zeviana has a response to that -

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- but Adarin is not letting her say it. He calmly clamps a hand over her mouth and says pleasantly, "Not to my girlfriend. You like her, remember?"

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"Mpfh," she responds in a grumpy tone.

She's released from gagging, and they go on as normal.

"Right then. So am I going now? 'Cause I can go now to funky animal friendship land."
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"You'll want to dress warmly. And Adarin might want to collect some things. And we have to find my mother, who is enjoying double moonlight and unfamiliar stars. Otherwise I think we can go."

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"I'll want to collect some things, yeah. Finding your mother's easy, though - scrying. Though if she's starclad I am making my sister do it."

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"Love you too, dork."

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"I cannot promise that she isn't starclad. I think she expects this introduction to take a while."

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"Pff. Nah, I'm easy. We're already introduced, and we'll figure out my funky lodging situation soon enough. I'll grab some stuff, then I can go."

She gives them a little casual wave, then she walks off, disappearing into the maze.
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"So that was interesting," Isabella remarks to Adarin.

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Adarin laughs, a little. "Yeah. I'm glad she didn't get yelly. That would have been awkward. But she likes you, so that's a plus."

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"Like I said, beats the alternative."

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"So much so. Thank you for being patient. She means well, I swear."

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"I am currently convinced that she means neutrally, but that's good enough for most purposes."

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He snorts with laughter. "Okay, she means well to people she likes."

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"Fair enough. I notice you did not actually identify or describe your assailant for her."

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"Oh goodness, didn't I? My, it must have slipped my mind."

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Isabella laughs and kisses him.

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He grins, and returns the kiss!

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That is a correct behavior!

"How long will it take to collect what you want from your house?"
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"An hour, I would say. Most of it's just fluff I don't care about. I'll grab some more changes of clothes, some personal effects, and my notes on magic."

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"Anybody liable to drop in while you're doing it? Are you going to formally announce your departure?"

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"Maybe to the first, and I'll just tell them to go away, to the second - no. Zeviana's probably going to do it for me. I'll tell her not to kill anyone."

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"I'd rather she didn't maim anyone, either. Even said assailant has an - extremely flimsy, admittedly - excuse of arguable ignorance."

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"I have a list of things my sister is not allowed to do when she's doing something for me," says Adarin, amused. "She does usually follow it pretty well, she was kind of playing it up with you here so you wouldn't get the wrong impression of her. Though she might end up punching my assailant if we see her. I can't really stop her from that one."

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"I would have shot her, but it would have been a kind of - heat of the immediate situation, thing, not a revenge thing."

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"I know," he says, gently. Her forehead gets a kiss. "For my sister - she wasn't there to help, so now she needs to... I suppose get it out of the way. If there's anything she can't stand, it's being powerless."

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Isabella nods.

"Family resemblance?" she teases softly.
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Adarin chuckles. "Yeah, a bit."

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"You aren't that much alike from what little I've seen of her otherwise, though. And you are my favorite." Snuggle.

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Snuggle! "We have some more similarities, but some of them are pretty subtle. I'm quite glad I'm your favorite, though. Otherwise I would pout, and that would be terrible."

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"Awwwww. Don't pout, I love you and I'm about as far as 'comfortably tolerant' of her."

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He giggles. "Hurray! In that case, I won't pout."

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Nuzzle. "Good."

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Someone's been eavesdropping. Not that she'll use it for anything, but her brother's not the only one who's paranoid. Isabella still meets with tentative approval, but of course that can change.

As if she hadn't been ready to go in three seconds flat, she emerges from the foliage.

"Alright, lovebirds, I'm ready to go."
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Isabella sits on her cloudpine again (why walk and risk falling?) and waves Adarin onto it. "Next stop your house? You're going to have to direct me, I still don't know my way around here well."

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Adarin joins her! "Possibly find your mother first. I'm going to take the wild guess that 'ana won't be able to get to the portal easily on her own. We might need to solicit a ride."

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"It's really far away, isn't it. Ugh, walking."

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"Ranata will give you a lift," says Isabella. "I'd offer to squeeze you on mine, but I'm afraid somebody would fall off."

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"Thanks," she says.

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"Will your mother react strangely to 'ana not having a daemon?"

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"She knew what to expect - she might be sort of uncomfortable, but not enough to be rude, I imagine."

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"Hm, alright. That's a problem that will solve itself well enough in time, considering the circumstances. Shall we go find her? Do you need me to scry?"

He is hoping she is not starclad. While he's sure Isabella got her good looks from somewhere, seeing his girlfriend's mother naked is not a thing he wants. Eternal youth or no... ick.
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"Let's see if we can spot her from the air; if not, yeah, scrying."

Ranata, mercifully, is wearing her silks and near enough to be just visible from above the planty maze. Isabella collects her and awaits directions to Adarin's house.
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Directions are given! Off they go, back to the night portion of the world, Adarin's sister in tow. Whee!

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(Ranata is pretty uncomfortable with a soulless zombie sharing her cloud-pine, but she is graceful about it.)

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(Zeviana turns out to enjoy flying. She bursts out into delighted laughter when they go up. That may or may not help with 'soulless zombie' status.)

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Eventually they arrive.

Before landing, Isabella circles the house, looking for the attempted or the successful daemon-snatchers if they should be lurking. Just because there are no daemons here doesn't mean that people who commit atrocities are safe.

That might be Enathira. Isabella glances at Adarin to gauge his reaction.
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Adarin's eyes narrow, a little, but she can probably tell that he is trying very hard not to react. He doesn't call attention to her, or mention her in any way. Someone who didn't know him might not notice much of a change at all.

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But there is someone who knows him extremely well. She's noticed. A description isn't necessary when there's an equivalent of a neon sign hanging over her brother's head.

"Excuse me, Ranata, right? Could you put me down? There's a thing I need to do."
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"Oh? Sure."

Ranata lands.
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Zeviana gets off the cloudpine. She heads towards Enathira. There is nothing friendly about her stance. Nothing at all. She is in business mode, and her brother's the merciful one.

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"You want to land or stay up here?"

Enathira, for her part, was just passing by on some errand, and she speeds up when she spots Zeviana, for all the good that will do.
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She laughs, soft, quiet. Speeding up will not help. A matched pace is easy enough to do.

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"... Land, I don't want her to go too far," Adarin manages after a pause.

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Isabella alights across the street from Enathira.

Enathira breaks into a run.
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Zeviana rolls her eyes. Running's also pretty easy to do.

Except she's better at it. Catching up to her is simple, and then she just tackles her to the ground, rather than trying something fancy or delicate. Zeviana is neither fancy, nor delicate.

"Hi," she says.
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Adarin is off of the cloudpine reasonably quickly, and winces at the tackle. He picks his way closer, a slightly pained expression on his face. He does not want to go closer to Enathira.

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Isabella follows him, hand on his elbow.

Enathira makes a wretched and non-verbal noise.
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"Oh fucking put a cork in it," growls Zeviana. "I'm not going to kill you, though you certainly deserve it you pathetic, worthless cunt. Dearest brother would be mad at me."

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"'Ana -"

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"- Nope. Nope, Adarin, not listening to you. Shoo. Sister business."

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Enathira does not successfully put a cork in it. She whimpers.

Isabella supervises, still keeping a steadying hand on Adarin's arm.
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"Now. I have no idea what your name is, and frankly I don't give a damn. Allow me to tell you about my brother. He's a huge, huge stickler for rules, likes to play fair. Likes to be honorable and all of that other shit. Thus, why you're alive, but that's not my point."

She leans in close. "You see, we know each other really, really well. Sometimes, when we were little, we played a game together, rating things on a scale of one to ten... He'd always, always stay in between those two numbers. Because he doesn't like exaggerating. Because he hates biased statements, because he doesn't like to make scales that would then be broken. He is not that kind of fucking person."

"So you fucking understand me when I say he rated what you did a twelve. Fucking twelve. That is not torture levels. Trust me, I know my fucking torture, and he went past it. That is fucking worse than death levels. Do you get that, you stupid bitch?"
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Enathira continues in the vein of "unable to produce language when threatened".

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Ranata is hanging back too far to hear this conversation but she is kind of alarmed anyway.

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"No? Okay. Fine. Whatever, I'm not really big on monologues anyway, but I feel like I should give it a fucking shot. Because hey, why not, right?" She laughs, softly.

"What I am good at are threats, because I back them up like nobody's fucking business. Touch my brother again, go near him again, hell - even fucking look at him, and I will do things so terrible to you that people don't even have names for them. I will take you far, far away, and no one will hear you as you scream and beg for fucking mercy that I won't ever give."

"Squeak once if you understand. Twice if you need me to go over anything."
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Squeak.
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"Damn right."

She gets off of Enathira, and calmly walks towards Isabella and Adarin.

"See, look. Didn't even punch her," she says darkly.
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Adarin sighs.

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Enathira scrambles to her feet and bolts.

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"Everything's okay, Mom," Isabella reports to Ranata.

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Zeviana walks back to Ranata, and explains, "That was the person who did the funky soul animal touching. Thank you for putting me down."

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Adarin looks all sad and depressed. Snuggle from Isabella?

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All the snuggles he wants.

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"Oh."

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Good. That's kind of what he needs right now.

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"She will not be doing it again."

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"I guess that's why we left all our daemons behind."

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"That's why. Someone else tried to grab Path, but Adarin stopped her and she didn't try after that - they just don't get it here."

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"Yup. They're pretty much all terrible. Let's grab Adarin's stuff and go," says Zeviana, business-like.

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Isabella hugs Adarin until he indicates one way or another that he'd like to go pack.

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He manages, after a little while. "Thanks," he says softly.

To his house. The broken window hasn't been repaired, and things are just as he left them.

Adarin's going to have trouble with this! But he goes and retrieves stuff to take back.
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His sister helps. She eyes the broken glass once, surmises what happened, and gets to work from there.

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Isabella helps put things identified for bringing along into containers.

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Then everything desired is packed. It's time to go.

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Isabella makes sure he is bundled up in his fluffy coat, then away they fly.

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He is bundled in his fluffy coat without trouble. On the way, Adarin solicits snuggles. He requires them.

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She snuggles him obligingly!

As far as she is concerned he need never lack for snuggles again.
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He loves her so.

They reach the portal without further incident.
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"Hidden, right?" surmises Zeviana. "Am I about to find out what my freaky soul animal is?"

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"Yeah, it is. His appeared before I even noticed he'd crashed my picnic," says Isabella.

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Zevi snorts. "Alright, let's find out, then. If it's something terrible I will demand a freaky soul animal refund."

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"You... realize this is permanent, right? If you do not get along with your soul animal this is a sign of serious emotional problems, what you get is what you get, no take-backs?"

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"She understands," says Adarin. "She's just being flippant."

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"Pretty much. Besides, it's better than the alternatives."

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"You could go back to living in your plant maze, I'm not gonna judge. If you go through and get a snail, you will have a snail. If you go through and you get a sardine you will have a medical emergency. I cannot guarantee you will get something convenient, cool, or interesting."

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"Yup. Adarin, if I have a medical emergency do the obvious thing."

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Adarin sighs. "Right. Because you're going to do whatever you like."

He's seen this look on his sister before. He knows how it goes.
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"Yup. So let's do the thing, and see what funky soul animal I get."

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"All right," says Isabella, shrugging, duty discharged, and she flies through the portal.

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"You don't seem like a snail or a sardine to me," says Ranata reassuringly, and she follows her daughter.

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They go through. Once they're through the portal, a black bird appears next to her.

"Huh. Well. It's not a unicorn," she says.

"Please. Like I would prance around like that," replies her daemon, sounding distinctly female.
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Path is waiting for them, snuggled up to Vernaia. He swoops up to Isabella for a perfunctory check-in, then goes to investigate the harrier.

"Hi," he says. "I'm Pathalan. I'm Isabella's."
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"I don't have a name. Hi. I'm Zeviana's," replies the harrier.

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"Huh," says Adarin, confused. "I thought it was normal for it to be the opposite gender? Or is it just random and I've only seen very convenient sets?"

Adarin motions for Isabella to land so he can check on Vern.
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"It's not really random," says Isabella, landing. "Usually daemons are the opposite sex, but sometimes - much more often in people who are any kind of nonstandard in their gender or attractions or whatever - they're the same."

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"Heh. Yeah, sounds about right," says Zeviana.

Her daemon swoops down to inspect Vern, curiously. "And are you Adarin's?"
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"Yes! Hello, it's nice to see you! Adarin named me Vernaia."

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Zeviana overhears. She bursts into helpless laughter, her hawk joining her in snickering.

"Oh - oh Adarin, Adarin you are the - absolute most sentimental dolt the world has ever seen. Vernaia? Really?"
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"...What am I missing?"

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"My uh - the man I consider to be a father was named Veron," explains Adarin sheepishly.

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"At least you didn't name her Verona, that would be way worse, but even now it's still really obvious, you are a huge dork!"

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"Aww, I think it's sweet."

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"What are you going to name yours?" asks Ranata of Zeviana.

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"I've got no idea. Never had to name something before - hey, not-a-unicorn, got any preferences for a name?"

"Not something sappy. I would never be able to take myself seriously."
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Adarin smiles, a bit. "Thanks. It's kind of embarrassing now that Ana's brought attention to it, but I still liked the name."

Vern trills to her person, and he pets her, gently.
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Path says, "You could acquire a baby name book."

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"Eh, sure. Where can I get one of those?"

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"A bookstore. Ranata, we are in rural Wyoming," Path adds, "if you want to fly home. You can get to Salt Lake City if you go due southwest for a few hours."

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"Thanks. I think I'll get out of here. Thanks ever so for the chance to see another world!"

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"No problem, Mom."

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"Thanks for taking me flying, it was fun," says Zeviana to Ranata. "And better than walking."

What? She can be nice. Sometimes.

"Bookstore, sure. Hey! Brother! How rich have you gotten, are you up to levels where you can swim in it, yet?"
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"Strangely enough, I can't make an entire fortune appear in a month," replies Adarin dryly. "You're crushed, I know."

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"Aww. But I wanted to mooch!"

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"I have to figure out how to get ahold of all kinds of things before we can casually deploy offworld magic to revolutionize transportation," says Isabella.

"You don't have to buy a baby name book to look in it," says Path.
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"Eh, fair enough. Where's the nearest bookstore, and should I dress up in the getup and pretend I'm a witch?"

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"Nearest bookstore is in a little town fifteen miles that way," says Isabella, pointing north while her mother takes off, "I don't have any spare silk around, and I'm not sure how well you could pass for a witch unless you have a copy of Adarin's translation spell on to speak, oh, any Earthly language ever. I'm starting to think you should hitch a ride with Ranata and see if you can convince our queen to adopt you."

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"Translation spell I'll take in a heartbeat. But convincing a queen to adopt me? What would I be adopted into? Honorary witchdom?"

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"Backup for your story if you claim to be a witch. Someplace both wildernessy and safe to crash. A cultural example to imitate so you don't - I don't know, remark on expecting to die of old age or mention the possibility that your daemon could have been a sardine. You'd need a little wrist tattoo -" Isabella points at hers. "And then you'd be covered by whole-clan deals with store chains and such. MOM, COME BACK!" she hollers.

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Ranata loops back. "What is it?"

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"Hmm. Well, what happens if they want me to prove it? 'Cause I've got magic, but I don't think it's the kind they think it is."

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"We're talking about Zeviana doing witch drag, Mom," says Isabella. "I think you could fake a simple demo spell, just speak a verse while you do it - you probably can't duplicate the effects of disappearing runes or herbs, though. People don't usually insist on seeing complicated magic. Can you fake the cloud-pine?"

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"Yeah, I can. This is sounding kind of fun. Would they ask me to do stuff, or would it just be, 'Show up at the parties' or something?"

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"The queen? We have a fairly reasonable queen, you might have to do some offworld magic for the clan but nothing arduous. There aren't really parties."

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"Well I could probably just say, 'Hey, I've got new magic, I want to join you, take me in' and not bother with all of that crap at all. I mean like, how willing are you to lie to your queen?"

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"For your convenience? Not."

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"Thaanks. So honesty's gonna be the best policy? Fessing up to not being witchy at all from the get go?"

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"If you want to interact with the clan, yes. If you'd rather wander off into the wilds of Wyoming, find a bit of national park no one is using, and make a new plant maze, there's no reason the queen needs to learn you exist at this juncture."

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"Hmmmm," she says, thinking. "On one hand, hot powerful magic witches. On the other hand, annoying."

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"I'm so glad your priorities are in order," says Adarin.

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"Yup. Eh, I'll talk to witch queen. If it doesn't seem like my kind of thing I'll just ditch and run off to the wilderness. Make another maze."

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"Mom, can you handle - quiet introductions? New exciting magic, adopt-a-witch, by the way not technically a witch, other world, hush-hush?"

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"Yes, I think so."

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"Yay! I get to be a not-witch. This'll definitely be fun."

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"That fills me with fear and concern, you realize."

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"So just about normal for you! Have fun, I'm going running off with hot witches!"

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"Please try not to give me too many headaches."

Vern goes and nuzzles unnamed daemon. Nuzzle, nuzzle.
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"Eh, maybe."

The hawk doesn't know how to feel about this! But... Nuzzle, nuzzle? She guesses?
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"Maybe this wasn't a good idea," mutters Isabella under her breath.

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Ranata shrugs and invites Zeviana onto her cloudpine. "Mind you find a way to sit so I'm not liable to touch your daemon by accident. I doubt she can keep up with the branch," she says.

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Softly, Adarin says to Isabella, "Another witch surrounded by witches is far less obvious than a strange set of obviously magical plants out in the wilderness."

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"Yup! Thanks," says Zeviana, hopping aboard the cloudpine. Her daemon follows along after, finding a nice spot to cling to that's out of the way.

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"If Pathalan had been female we were thinking Lecasryn," remarks Ranata, taking off again. "A lot of daemon names are unisex, but we thought that one sounded more feminine."

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"I'm worried she'll irritate the queen," Isabella murmurs back.

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"Hmmm. That's pretty. Hey, not-a-unicorn. Want to be named that?"

"I like it," replies the hawk.

"We've got a winner. Thanks!"
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"Ah. Well. I know my sister, so - what's the queen like? Ana's pretty happy to leave well enough alone if she respects all parties involved. I doubt she'd look on a queen of witches with contempt."

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"You're welcome! I'm glad you like it."

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"The queen is sensible enough that I have never spent longer than ten minutes contemplating her overthrow. But she's formal - in a very witchy way - and kind of... cold?"

"Impersonal," suggests Path.

"Yeah. Her daemon won't talk to people, either, only other daemons, which I completely neglected to mention as being a thing before they left... Anyway, what I see her doing is getting an outline of Zeviana's abilities, producing a list of things she'd like for the clan - significant enough to be an edge, not so big that Québec or whoever else has a lousy queen this century falls on our heads trying to poach our new stuff, big enough to demonstrate commitment and good faith on Zeviana's part and pave the way for bigger asks later but not big enough to really eat into her time right away. I'm not sure how much stock to put in my read of her, though."
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Zeviana smiles. "So any witchy traditions that I should be aware of? Or do I just get to run around in the witchy getup and have people not mess with me, no extra complication?"

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"Hmm. I don't think she'll mind doing magic for them or favors and such - as long as it's not an entirely one sided situation. The problem is if the queen tries to tell my sister how to go about the things she'd like done, or gets particularly controlling. I didn't try and tell her not to go, for example."

He snickers, a little. "Even though she didn't have the translation spell."
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"Oh, yikes, she doesn't, does she. Well, maybe Ranata translating for her will help smooth things over as regards cultural missteps. Can you explain the spell to her over the phone when she realizes?"

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"It's a little hard to describe a culture from the inside! The things I'm most aware of as 'witch things' are biological, or obviously related to biology - the lack of nudity taboo is because we're unharmed by cold and we can feel starlight and moonlight, for instance. Our daemons are always flying birds... we all learn to use bows and daggers, more or less well, and cast our kind of magic..."

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"Hopefully. It might work, but it would take a while. Absurdly complicated spell, remember," he explains. "She might get annoyed with it and just tell me to teleport there and cast it on her. Or, she teleports here and demands it. Either one."

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As she listens, Zeviana grins a little. "Oh, I'm going to like hanging out with witches. You sound fun."

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"I guess that works. Teleporting sure makes life easier, doesn't it?"

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"I think so! Oh, and we don't use money when we can avoid it. The clan lands are self-sufficient, more or less, but if we prefer civilization-type standards of living and need things from mortal producers we trade favors."

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"Yup! It's a wonderful, wonderful thing."

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"Favors mean more than money and are less easy to steal," says the not-witch in-training, understanding. "I am seeing no downsides. Witches are officially kick-ass."

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"Speaking of which, I'm going to ask the alethiometer whether teleporting will allow rapid separation. I should've asked it for you; I need to get more used to checking things instead of going with my best guess. If Zeviana's going to pass for a witch..."

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"And it means you don't have to set a fixed price and transact with just anybody who wanders by with the right number of dollars," nods Ranata. "It's only inconvenient if we want something from someone who doesn't want anything, but there's usually something to be done, and the clan has done some large favors for some chain stores so anyone can show an Olympic clan tattoo and get what they need from any instance of that store."

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Adarin offers cuddles! "It's alright, Vern and I managed well enough. Ana might eventually want to be separated for practical applications and for passing as a witch, though - so the alethiometer is a good idea."

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"Ooooh. Sweet! Now I really like you guys. Just walking in, showing a tattoo and walking out with what I need is way less hassle. I'm good with helping with large favors for not having to put up with that."

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Snuggles! "Yeah. I'll ask it."

Off she goes to set up alethiometer and thingamajigs and compose her question.
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"You'd need to get the tattoo, of course, but I bet you and the queen can work something out."

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"Heh, probably. I can play ball if favors are the kinds of things you do. Nice and straight-forward."