Nie Huaisang sits down at the Shanghai table. "You know what's great? Sex. Is great. In case you were wondering."
"Well, the first session was pretty vanilla, but by the second I negotiated with him and it turned out we had some common interests-- did you know biting is great? Pained noises are so much better when you're making someone make them yourself. Also bruises. The bruises are so much prettier when you're responsible for them."
HELLO???? THIS IS NOT NIE HUAISANG'S VIRGINITY LOSS. NIE HUAISANG'S VIRGINITY LOSS WAS THREE DAYS AGO WHEN HE TOUCHED JIANG CHENG'S DICK WHILE DRUNK. THERE WAS A HAND, AND A DICK, AND THEREFORE IT WAS SEX. THIS WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT THEY SHARED TOGETHER FOR NEARLY TWENTY SECONDS BEFORE IT WAS CRUELLY INTERRUPTED BY JIANG CHENG'S ASSHOLE MARTIAL BROTHER. WAS THIS NOT THE PEAK EROTIC EXPERIENCE OF NIE HUAISANG'S LIFE SO FAR????
Well, probably not, because Jiang Cheng is five foot nothing and has a face like pizza. Unlike Jing Yi, who is PRETTY and apparently BRUISED. Jiang Cheng wants to be bruised. By... someone. He's not going to be specific.
It's not that he's, like, invested in having taken Nie Huaisang's virginity. It's just that, you know, manual sex is technically sex, therefore Nie Huaisang was not a virgin, therefore he can't go around claiming to have lost his virginity this afternoon. It's about accuracy.
He is being made fun of and he hates it and every time he says something he winds up either getting more made fun of or accidentally agreeing to lose his virginity and this interaction is not at all going as planned. Not that he had a plan, he mostly had incoherent anger, which is maybe the problem.
He returns to firmer footing by saying, "you should be the best goddamn fuckbuddy to Nie Huaisang in the entire world or I'm going to string you up by your heels and drop you in the graduation hall."