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After Adarin and Isabella depart, Edarial gets back to juggling projects. Unsurprisingly, Iobel is a large help in this. Once she gets a handle on all of the things involved with being a monarch, he can not constantly be doing that alone. He still helps, he's still there doing monarch things and fixing the country, but now he's got a bit more free time to devote to other things.

Accordingly, there's a project he picks back up that he was only tinkering with before his marriage. He'd like to reinvent the fountain that heals familiars, have there be others in strategic locations, so that spellbinders don't need to rush to the capitol to avoid being unmade. Progress on the project's always been slow, there's a reason that it hasn't just been reinvented immediately after the spell charts were lost, but he's got some very good reasons to work on it with a near-obsessive zeal.

One day, to his utter surprise, when he goes to find another portion of the spell-chart to complete, he can't find it. He stares at the chart, stunned. Then he starts checking his work. It takes him a few days to finish the corrections.

Then he's done. He's remade a revolutionary spell chart.

He picks up the huge spell chart, does his best to fold it down to a reasonable travel size, and then heads off to show the nearest spell binder - Iobel.
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Iobel is reading a letter from her great-aunt, and looks up when Edarial comes in. "Hello. What is it?"

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"Hello." He sets the spell-chart on the table, looking like he's only barely containing his excitement. "I've been working on a project. I think it's finished, but - I'd like you to check over my work. If you don't mind."

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"Oh. Sure." She unfolds the chart. "What is it meant to do?"

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"It's a hex. For the fountain that heals familiars, to make more of them."

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"Oh! You've reconstructed it!" And with this she begins to read quite happily. "God, it's huge."

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"It really is, I kind of expected to never ever finish it, but - well."

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"My teleport's looking like it's going to be about this big, so I guess if I can cram this into my head that will be encouraging," she laughs, tracing the lines of the chart. "Mm-hmmm. Mmm - you might be able to condense this branch although I don't know if it'd make it much more fit-able."

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"Maybe, I'll try to revise that part -" Pause. "Do you want to help?"

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"With the condensing in particular?"

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"With the spell chart in general."

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"Sure." Bella turns a page in her current notebook and makes an abbreviated map of the spellchart and footnotes it with things that might benefit from being done - the condensation here, a clarification of a definition up there, a correction of a cyclic section on the far end.

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Edarial fixes a part that was too open-ended, and gives some explanations for why he laid things out in this particular manner for certain sections if required, but otherwise, isn't sure what to change. He retrieves a spare spell chart and starts condensing the branch to see if it's viable before he messes with the main spell chart.

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Eventually Iobel has been through the entire thing. "I think with the revisions mentioned it will work. If we can memorize it sufficiently."

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"Yeah. That's half of the problem, there - but if we can't manage it, we could possibly get it into the hands of someone who can."

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Iobel nods. "I'm certainly going to give it a try, though. There ought to be one of these in every good-sized city."

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"Agreed. It's also be prudent to get them in foreign cities, too, though that's harder to do."

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"Well, we can at least send them copies of the spellchart even if they don't want to let our spellbinders in."

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"Yup. Let's make lots of copies of the spellchart, there's no good reason to keep it on just one copy."

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Iobel nods. "Once it's finalized."

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He nods. "Of course."

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Chart chart chart.

Iobel used to do this sort of thing for a living. She has excellent handwriting and a good sense of how not to crowd the components of the chart and a concise style.

"Oh, I've translated nearly all of my early notes on queening. If you still want them."
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Adarin's handwriting is pretty good, too, but he's not as practiced with writing out spellcharts as she is. He's good at it and enjoys it immensely, but he has not done it for a living. Therefore, he will let her do most of the writing and instead organizes things for her so she can work more quickly.

"I do! If you don't mind."
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She fishes them out of a stack of things and hands them over while she continues nitpicking the hex.

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He takes them to read, keeping an eye on the hex to see if there's a way he can help, but otherwise leaving Iobel to it.

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The notes are fairly straightforward in content: she asked people for information about what to do, distilled it, and then found what resources were available to her and hit the problems with them until the problems went away or shrank behind the specter of the next addressable priority.

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That's wonderfully straightforward. There are a few instances where a more delicate touch would have done more good, but as a whole everything Iobel did was helpful. He tells her so, and then thanks her.

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"You're welcome."

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And then it's back to reading and spellchart creation, though he's got a faint smile on his face, now.

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Eventually Iobel says, "It's snug as I can make it, now. I'm going to see if I can get it down while it's coherent in my head."

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Edarial nods. "I'll do the same. Maybe one of us will get it."

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"Mm-hm."

She pores diligently over the spellchart, muttering impromptu mnemonics under her breath.
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He husband does the same, minus the impromptu mnemonics - he stares at it and frowns as he organizes it in his head to help.

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It only has to come clear for an instant. Several times Iobel thinks she has it, pauses to see if it'll charge, and then mutters to herself and starts again.

And then when she tries her eyes go white and she punches the air and beams.
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Edarial grins at her, says, "Congratulations! I'll keep trying, I think I've almost got it."

Then he goes back to trying to cram it all into his head. He tests it a few times to see if it charges, and then a little while after - his eyes go pale blue and he laughs.
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Iobel claps her hands. "If I can do this maybe my teleport will behave at full size after all!"

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"Maybe!" laughs Edarial. "If you can manage it, I'd love to see that chart, too, teleportation would be so useful."

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"It's nearly done."

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"I'm happy to help with it, if you'd like."

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"When I've filled in the bit about landing upright I'll let you look it over like I've just done this one."

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Nod. "I'll help in any way I can."

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"Thanks."

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"And now," he says, grinning, "I'm going to get more spellcharts so I can make multiple copies. No more repeats of the spellchart of this being lost."

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"I agree completely. And then we should head to - Panhar and then Forgrat, maybe, and put one in each?"

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He nods. "Yeah, those sound good - as soon as possible, I think, to prevent accidents."

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"Right."

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Musingly, he asks, "Do you think we could manage it today, or should we wait until tomorrow?"

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"I haven't cast anything yet today, you?"

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"Same!"

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"Then we might as well leave as soon as we've got one clean copy made and have put a staffperson on copying it from there. I bet we can hit both cities in one day."

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Edarial nods, giggling a little. "Be back with spellcharts to copy with."

He departs. A very short amount of time later, he returns with blank spellcharts. He starts copying immediately. Iobel's welcome to help.
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She does. This will mean mismatched handwriting, but that shouldn't get in the way.

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Both handwritings are legible, so there will not be an issue.

Soon enough, it's all copied down. Edarial looks kind of like he wants to hug her, but he restrains himself. He's not sure she'd want him to hug her. Instead he just smiles at her, then heads off to go fetch someone to make further copies.
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Iobel's not fast enough to react to the looking-like-he-wants-to-hug-her before he's left the room. She wasn't sure how to react anyway.

She goes to get packed for a day trip.
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A person to copy the spellcharts is fetched, and then Edarial starts packing, too. He's ready reasonably quickly.

"Ready to go?" he asks, brightly, obviously still excited.
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"Mm-hm!" She has acquired Cricket, who is now over her shoulder.

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Similarly, Berathyme is curled around his shoulders.

Some guards are fetched to escort them. Zevros decline to come, he is... busy.... with a recent boyfriend of his. Edarial blushes a bit when he realizes what they're busy doing, but doesn't comment. The royal monarchs and their escort pile onto a boat to travel by canal to Panhar, first.

Edarial continues to be excited. "Do you think we might be able to manage a fountain that heals people, too?" he asks Iobel, on the way there.
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"It would be harder, because of how much you'd have to expand the section about what healed means. Familiars are easy because they have a clear state of perfect health right when they're bound - they don't need to be any other physical age or ever have congenital problems. It might be that you could do it, since there are healing spells that work fine on people, but it would definitely be harder."

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He nods. "I'll give it a shot, a lot of what was in the spellchart for familiars could be reused, though. It's the sort of thing that is harder but worth trying. For obvious reasons."

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"You might have to make a couple different fountains for diseases and injuries. But it doesn't sound necessarily harder than the immortality hex I had in mind, which I'm still planning to work on even with Isabella's spells. Since there are plenty of binders to use it."

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"Makes sense. It's a good idea, I like how our magic's scaleable. Let me know how that goes, I'll let you know how mine goes?"

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"Sure. I'm doing the teleportation first, though. Isabella's spell did adjust my priorities a little."

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"Of course," he agrees, smiling. "That would be extremely helpful for scaling the fountain - easier to get the spellcharts to places far away that they need to get to."

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"Mm-hm. And emergency communications, and evacuations - I'm hoping to keep the section that allows a small number of passengers!"

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Edarial nods. "That would be great! Though it might be smart to make two versions of the spell - one for passengers and one without, to hopefully cut down on charge time. In case of an emergency where it's just you in danger."

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"Yeah. I'll probably make lots if versions of the full ideal version doesn't have a decent charge time, really."

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"Good plan. There might be a way to make a hex that does teleportation, but that seems like it would be a nightmare to try to accomplish."

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"It might be possible to do something like Adarin's portals, in two hex-sized steps, I think."

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Edarial nods. "Which would be extremely useful. I'll look into making those, as an alternative to teleportation, or an addition."

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"If they were permanent it would scale better, certainly. For freight too."

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"Agreed!" He pauses. "Now I'm all excited and I kind of want to fling myself at some spellcharts to start doing that."

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"I'll write it down for later. It'll be hard to chart on the boat."

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"Just a bit," he agrees. "Not to mention I don't have any blank ones with me right now."

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Iobel nods. And makes a note.

Boat!
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Boat! And then city! What a world that they live in!

"We'll find a nice place to put it - do you want to make the hex, or should I?"
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"I can do this first one if you'll find someone to explain what I'm doing - you're more recognizable as something other than some random binder."

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"Yeah," agrees Edarial. He heads off to explain to someone in charge what's going on, manages it in record time, and then returns and leads Iobel to a very centered sort of place inside a market.

"This should do fine, don't you think?" He points at a spot that is out of the way of main traffic, but still easily noticeable and easy to get to.
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"Sure," says Iobel, already charging. "Now I guess we see how long this takes."

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He nods. "Yeah. It'll probably be a long one, honestly. Considering."

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"Mm-hm." She sits, legs crossed, and transfers Cricket to her lap for tummy rubs.

"This will be very good for very obvious reasons," purrs Cricket.
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Edarial looks at Cricket, looking like there is a thing he would like to ask - but he doesn't. He sits, near enough to Iobel but not next to her. Then he pets Berathyme, gently.

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Charging charging charging.

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Sitting.

Then, Berathyme says in Cricket's language, "You have acknowledged that this is good but have not acknowledged who is responsible. Why?"
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Cricket yawns, and says, "I also did not point out who allowed it to be so useful that there be more than one fountain to go to. Perhaps I would not have commented at all if I did not very much remember being stolen out of my Iobel's arms sick to the point of death because there was only -"

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"Don't. Either of you. Stop it."

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"Please," adds Edarial.

"... Very well," agrees Berathyme. "For you, binder."

Edarial sighs and gives her a pat.
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Cricket sniffs and flicks his tail. He grumbles when Iobel quits rubbing his tummy but doesn't produce further conversation, just rolls over in her lap.

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Berathyme doesn't address Cricket, though she slithers down from Edarial's shoulders to peer at Iobel.

"You dislike me talking to your familiar. Why is that?" she asks, in Marlese.
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"It makes him worse, and I'm not the only person who has to listen to him anymore."

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"Ah," she agrees. "You are worried for my binder."

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"And embarrassed."

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"I think that he is too quick to judge, and I would like to know why he chooses to do so in the way that he does," says Berathyme, flicking her tongue. "Though you need not be embarrassed of him. He is your familiar, he does not speak for you, though you are connected."

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"He's done it as long as I can remember. I'm not sure if there really is a why, I've tried asking."

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"If he does not know why he does what he does, then perhaps he needs to learn to reconsider," says the familiar.

"He doesn't have to change who he is," sighs Edarial.

"No, he does not. But as he is now, he is stagnating, stuck in obstinate ways that are founded by miscommunication and blame. It is not a way of life that is healthy."
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"I don't know what standard of health you're referring to," remarks Iobel, scritching Cricket behind the ears.

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"Mental," declares Berathyme. "Though social, as well. It has already caused strife, and you spend a lot of your time associated with him keeping him quiet or preventing inquiries."

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"Previously he didn't have a social life. I'd allow him more adjustment period even if I hadn't anticipated specific problems. And I assure you he's sane, and he seems to be exactly who he wants to be."

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"I see. Thank you, for the clarification," says Berathyme, sincerely, and she returns to Edarial's shoulders.

Edarial looks at Iobel and gives a little shrug. Some things he can't stop.
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Iobel shrugs back, and goes on charging.

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Edarial isn't feeling talkative anymore, so he'll just sit and wait for Iobel to finish charging. Thinking idly about how to make an item-based teleportation hex work.

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"I bet," says Iobel, "that if proper portal pairs were impossible, you could still make a teleportation spell take you to a specific object, that might not even have to be a hex itself. A marked stone of some kind."
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"Oooo," says Edarial. "That would be useful - I can try that if the portal pairs are impossible, certainly. It would be easier to chart."

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"It'd be like a carrier pigeon, sort of."

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"Sort of! Definitely worth the attention. Thank you."

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"You're welcome."

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He smiles at her, and because he doesn't have another topic of conversation - back to silence. And thinking.

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Charge charge - Fountain! It erupts suddenly and beautifully from the center of the target location, spilling over itself.

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Edarial grins.

"I think that was just shy of half an hour, that's not too bad!"
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"Mm-hm! On we go, then."

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"On we go!" he agrees, brightly.

Back to the canals they go, and onto a boat. To the next city!

Edarial will be rather quiet for the trip, it's up to Iobel if she wants conversation.
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Iobel's not particularly talkative. She trails her fingers in the water and notebooks and pets her cat.

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Soon enough, they arrive in Forgrat. Built into a hill, the town has narrow streets and tall buildings - everywhere, there are stairs. They look outside for a place to put a fountain, but find nothing suitable. There's no room to put it, not with buildings everywhere that's flat and stairs everywhere else. A fountain anywhere outside would take up the entire street.

Edarial does some searching and some asking around. Soon enough, they find a building once used for Forgrat's government, before it became a part of Marlatia. It's large, centrally located, and reasonably unused - pretty perfect for fountain placement. Edarial checks with the city's managers, they say it won't be interfering with anything, and then he gets to charging.
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Iobel hangs around in the fountainplace-to-be in companionable quiet.

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That is entirely fine by Edarial, he is feeling quiet.

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There is loud knocking on the door to the building. "King tyrant, king tyrant, come out, come out!" hollers someone.

"You idiot, we agreed we were going to be civil," says someone else in a lower voice.

"Shhh too late solidarity," says a third.

"Come out!" repeats the first voice. "Come out and hear us!"
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King tyrant? Edarial is confused.

He gets up, brushes himself off, give his and Iobel's escort a confused shrug, and then - goes outside.

"Yes?" he asks, looking concerned. "Is something wrong?"

The guards around him are enough to keep people from rushing to attack him, and he's obviously charging. He's not concerned about an assassination attempt, this is why he has guards.
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"We want democracy!" exclaims an overexcited member of the group of some thirty people. "Forgrat was once a great democratic city-state in which everyone had a voice!"

"Oh, none of your historical rose-colored glasses," mutters someone next to her, "there were all sorts of disenfranchised populations, the history doesn't matter, it's the future -"

"We want the vote!" says someone else. "Who your mother was doesn't give you the right to order anyone or make laws! We want the people's rule!"

"A senate!" agrees someone.

"A president!" contradicts someone else, or at least the two of them seem to find it contradictory, for they begin squabbling.

"There are two ways for us to get it!" someone says. "You might like one of them more than the other but for our Cause anything may be ventured if that's what it takes!"
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Ooooh boy. This'll be fun.

"Well," says Edarial, carefully, "while I think those are legitimate things to want, and I agree that birth right doesn't mean a person can manage a country, Marlatia is incredibly delicate right now. I and the queen are spending a large portion of our time trying to keep the country from splintering into a civil war or anarchy. It's not in the sort of situation for a dramatic, large scale change in government."

He pauses. "If the entire populace does honestly want the country to switch to a more democratic rule, I will listen, but please give me a few years to get the country stable before I go handing it off to a fledgling government."

There. That was probably a 'No' worded gently enough.
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"DEMOCRACY NOW," roars someone.

"You will be hearing from us again!" says one of the previous speakers.

"Civil war will not be long in coming if the people's voice is denied!" howls somebody else.

"Start with Forgrat! Forgrat was once a proud and great demo-"

"Shut up."

"We'll rally more people and we will make you step down! One way or another!"

"There will be letters!"
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"By all means," sighs Edarial. "Send letters. I genuinely welcome them, but democracy is not the kind of thing I can instate with the snap of my fingers."

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"All you have to do is abdicate in favor of a temporary consul who will adminster an election for a first President -"

"SENATOR!"

"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!"

"Write a constitution first! Bind yourself to reasonable checks and balances and limits on your power!" suggests someone helpfully. "Then hold the elections of a prime minister -"

"PRESIDENT!"

"SENATOR!"

"I TOLD YOU SHUT UP!"
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"A constitution is a good idea," says Edarial, gently. "A genuinely good one. I don't want a second coming of my mother - so, when I get home, I will see about making one, to give citizens rights. What sorts of things are you asking me to put on it?"

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"I'll send you a list -"

"Your list is hogwash, wipe your ass with your list."

"Establish the Church as empowered to take over certain functions now handled by magistrates -"

"UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE," someone howls.

"Abolish the draft -"

"Require spellbinding licenses!"

"Regulate the quality of wheat!"

"These aren't constitutional articles, you dimwits -"

"Declare war on Lathalind, those bastards!"

"That's not even legislative!"

"Ratify the secession movements of Forgrat and the Thistle Downs and the Coalition of Fisherfolk -"

"Unionize the canal-workers!"

"Do any of you fools even know what a constitution is?!"
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"Why don't," says Edarial, raising his voice to get people to quiet down and stop arguing, "you send me various lists, of things that you want in a constitution, or if you'd prefer to do this now - one at a time, please?"

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"WE ARE UNITED! SOLIDARITY! ALL OF THE PEOPLE FOR ALL OF THE -"

"Oh, for the love of God, shut up. We'll be in touch," says one of the saner members of the little group, starting to shoo everyone away from the ex-meeting-hall.

"DEATH TO THE MONARCHY ONE WAY OR THE OTHER -"

"Strongly worded letters, lads -"

"And ladies, enfranchisement and suffrage for ALL -"

"And ladies! Write him letters, damn you, calm down, you're making fools of yourselves. Go on now."

And they shuffle away at various speeds.
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Edarial tries very hard not to laugh.

He turns, and heads back inside, shaking his head. "Well that was bewildering."
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"I only heard some of it."

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"They were after - actually I'm not sure even they knew. Democracy, supposedly. Or a republic. Or a constitutional monarchy? Or possibly a dictatorship, I think someone wanted me to declare war on Lathalind."

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Iobel snorts. "Perhaps their goals are more clear if they're taken as individuals."

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"Perhaps, I tried to get them to either address me one at a time with their concerns or write letters. They seemed to agree on letters and that was when they dispersed."

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"All right. It might be a better idea if we hadn't so recently stumbled on such a - resource mine. The public reveal is going to hit like a meteor when it comes, and I think centralized handling is probably the best way to deal with the opportunities."

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"I do agree, but they put forth the idea of a constitution, which isn't a bad one."

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"Sure. That seems like a reasonable project."

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"Right, so we can get started on that. But just about everything else - I don't think they knew what they wanted."

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"Yeah. I guess we'll keep an eye on the correspondence."

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He nods. "Yeah. I might also ask people from other parts of the country what they want in a constitution, it doesn't seem fair to let one city dictate what's in it."

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"One special interest group in one city."

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"One extremely confused special interest group in one city," laughs Edarial.

Then, the hex goes - the former city meeting hall now has a fountain.
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Cricket announces he has a headache and trots up to said fountain to dip his paw in it.



Then - the building rocks on its foundations and collapses around them.

Iobel screams as a falling beam snaps her leg.
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Edarial is not as lucky. Falling debris slam into him, and he goes sprawling. Shocked, he starts checking himself for damage. His pronouncement is at least one broken rib (possibly more than one) a fracture in his arm, and -

- Then a stray rafter slams into his head and he stops his self-analysis really quickly.
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As the plaster and splinters settle around them, Iobel coughs, hard, and assesses the situation.

A piece of the ceiling landed propped against a stack of crates. There is not enough room to stand - not that she could - but there is room to move, with some allowances to debris that made it down before that ceiling chunk did. The windows are done for, so it's dark in here - "Cricket."

"I'm fine," says Cricket. "In the fountain. Got hurt, healed right away."

"Edarial. Berathyme."
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There is a silence, from Edarial.

Berathyme replies, though. "I am - injured. My binder isn't moving. Where is the fountain?"
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"Cricket. Get Berathyme and lead her to the fountain."

"Yes," agrees Cricket, and he follows Berathyme's voice.

"Edarial," says Iobel again, starting to grope around carefully in the dark.
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Berathyme sloooowly slithers to the fountain, and then she is healed. She says, "Edarial is back where I came, you're close to -"

There is a low groan, from that direction. Near Iobel.
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Iobel reaches carefullycarefullycarefully for the voice. "Edarial."

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She finds shoulder.

"Ow," he murmurs, half-heartedly.
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"What's hurt?" Iobel asks, taking her hand away but forming a mental map of where the rest of him probably is so she can avoid jostling him. "Are you actively bleeding, do I need to be putting pressure on a wound till midnight comes?"

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"... Can I just go with everything?" he half-laughs, slurring his words a little.

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"Sure, but you have to tell me what to focus on first. Bleeding?" she prompts. "Stay awake, you sound concussed if I'm any judge, I have a spell for that but it has to wait for midnight."

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"Mm. Dunno if I am," mutters Edarial. "But lots of things hurt - ... broken ribs, fractured arm, th're was another one but I forget what it was..."

Berathyme slithers over. "I do not believe he's bleeding," she pronounces. "Externally."
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"Okay. I could set the arm but it'd be a waste, it won't misheal between now and midnight, the important thing is to stay awake, you understand? Talk to me."

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"... Okay," he says. "Wh' do you want me to say?"

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"Anything. Count to fifty a few hundred times, I don't care, just stay awake."

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He tries to nod, then hisses in pain. "Ow."

Then, quietly, he starts counting to fifty.
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Iobel finds his shoulder again and touches her fingertips to it very very gently.

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He doesn't complain at this touch. At thirty-seven he sighs and stops counting.

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"Edarial."

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"Nrrgh," he complains, and then he resumes.

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Iobel tries to find a comfortable way to sit, given her leg. Eventually she winds up lying on her front next to her husband, fingetips still on his shoulder to remind her not to suddenly jostle him.

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"Are you okay?" he asks, eventually. "Y' sound better off then me, but - are you okay...?"

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"Broken leg. I've had worse just trying to climb stairs. I'll fix it come midnight."

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"Okay. Good."

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"I don't hear anyone trying to dig us out. Or any of the guards, but they aren't in this pocket whatever their condition, that I'm pretty sure of. It's small or our voices wouldn't echo like this."

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"Mhmmm. Hope they're okay."

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"Yeah. Me too."

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Berathyme slithers closer, and gently, gently, settles down next to him.

He's silent for a few seconds, then resumes counting.
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Iobel lies there listening to him. Eventually Cricket trots over to her and curls up on her back.

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After a while, he stops counting again, and whispers, "... Why are you worrying...?"

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"You may have internal bleeding even if it's nothing Berathyme can smell, you could be dying, and if you're talking that'll let me know if you start to slip and I can start trying heroic measures like jostling the ceiling of this pocket we find ourselves in. And my head injury spell can't fix a coma if you fall into one, so you have to stay awake."

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"Okay," he says. "Isabella can resurrect people, though."

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"We don't know how that works with familiars, Edarial."

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".... Oh," he whispers.

"I do not fear death," swears Berathyme.
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"Maybe you don't, but if it works the wrong way it may be that all Isabella can bring back is a nonbinder who can never try again, or worse, an unmade vegetable. So help me keep your binder awake."

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"Stay awake, binder," murmurs Berathyme to Edarial.

"Trying," he mumbles back.
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"So count. Or talk about something else."

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"Okay," he agrees. Then he goes back to counting.

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Iobel stays where she is, watching to see if he skips a number or anything.

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He does not skip any numbers. Sometimes when the numbers get large, though, he seems to get annoyed with how long they take to say and he starts over from one, again.

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That's fine.

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Eventually he gets annoyed with counting entirely and tries conversation again.

"Why do you care?" he sighs, quietly.
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"...If you die?"

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"Mhmm. You'd do fine as a solo monarch. 've seen you, you're good at it."

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"You didn't like that plan one bit when you weren't concussed and it wasn't pitched as involving your death, so."

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"I," he declares, "am sometimes an idiot."

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Iobel sighs.

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"You'd do great," assures Edarial. "Jus' the learning curve. And you're just about past that..."

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"Right, except I don't need to, because you're going to stay awake, midnight is going to come, I am going to heal you, and we are going to dig our way out of this mess even if no one is coming to help."

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"Okay."
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"Keep talking."

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He sighs, then starts reciting the alphabet.

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That suits her just fine.

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He finishes that, repeats it again, and then moves on to naming cities in Marlatia.

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Mm-hm.

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And then, when he runs out of cities (he didn't get them all, but it's rather understandable why) - he tries conversation again.

"Why do you care?" Pause. "About me - in particular."
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"Fishing for compliments?" Iobel asks wryly.

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"I don't deserve them," he mutters.

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"Oh, there are several I could distribute quite sincerely, I'm just not sure what you're looking for in particular."

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"Not - looking for compliments," sighs Edarial.

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"So if you don't want compliments what do you want to know?"

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"I don't understand. Why."
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"Why I care if you die? I don't want anyone to die and I don't know if you could be fetched back the way you are now, if you want the generic reason. For the practical - well, when you aren't concussed, you think the country needs you at the helm and I'm inclined to defer to your judgment on that, not that I wouldn't try alone if I had to. And if you want personal reasons that gets back into the compliment-fishing."

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"Okay," he says, sounding miserable.
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"Keep talking."

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"I'm tired."

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"Sucks to be you, stay awake, you can sleep all you want after I've fixed your head, do not go comatose on me, I can't fix that."

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"I don't know what you want from me," he sighs. "I don't understand."
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"I'm not trying to be cryptic. What's missing?"

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"Obviously you want me to stay awake," snorts Edarial. "But everyone seems to want me to do the impossible."

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"It is not impossible for you to stay awake until midnight. It's only a few hours."

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"Not that."
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"What, then?"

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"Everything? I just - I feel so alone and everything is my fault and if I were my - my alt, maybe, if I weren't an idiot that broke myself maybe I'd be functional, but even then I can't turn back time, like your - your fluffy cat seems to want me to do."

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"Neither I nor my fluffy cat expects you to be able to turn back time."

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"I don't think I believe you," he murmurs.
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"Do you want me to ask him? He'll snort and say he doesn't think that highly of your abilities, but it comes down to the same thing. Time travel's not doable, no one expects it of you."

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"Then why is nothing I do good enough?"

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"For who, Cricket? You can't hold yourself to his standard, he's ridiculous, have I ever claimed to agree with him?"

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"In general. The protestors, those - those idiots that couldn't even organize themselves, the only thing they seemed to agree on is they wanted me gone."

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"They've never even met you before. They have political opinions that imply you being out of a job, it wasn't personal."

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"Then why are we buried under the building?"

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"Because at least one of them holds political opinions that imply you being buried under rubble, I guess, but I stand by the assessment that it's not personal."

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"So everyone just hates me. Because of - my parents and politics."
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"I don't hate you. I've told you several times, now, I only ever hated you when I was mistaken about what had happened."

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"Great," sighs Edarial. "Thanks, dad. For that one."

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"I don't hate you," she insists. "Him I have no fondness for, but I need reasons to hate people and I don't have any for you."

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"Do you know what I'd do, if I could actually time travel?"
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"No. Why don't you tell me?"

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"Hit my past self with something blunt to snap him out of his head, then tell him to show up at your shop, with - I don't even know, flowers or candy or something. He could try to figure out how to flirt and trip all over himself because of course he is terrible at it."

He makes a sound that is kind of like a sob. "And he would never have to know what it's like to see you hate someone."
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Was that a sniffle?

Whatever it is, it's followed with: "I'm sorry."
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"For what? You - you had every reason."

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"I leapt to conclusions, wasn't accounting for - people who weren't you doing things. For that matter, I panicked early. I got the letter and I was all set to flee over the border instead of show up and see what it was about."

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"They were reasonable conclusions to make."

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"They weren't outrageous. But they weren't careful. I didn't sit and go through it methodically."

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"Considering the circumstances... Kind of understandable," he says, miserably.

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"Why can you understand the careless, stressed-out part of my thought process and have so much trouble believing the calmer part where I don't hate you anymore?"

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"Because you just seem to be tolerating me and working with me in - businessy things, but nothing else."
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"What else do you want me to do? I don't know what you want of me either."

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"I -"

"... I don't know. I'm sorry."
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"Let me know if you figure it out and I'll try."

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Berathyme sighs. "He has not seen any evidence that you like him, or even respect him. He is not fishing for compliments. But he needs them," hisses the familiar.
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"If I didn't respect him I wouldn't -" Iobel pauses, reevaluates, mutters, "That line of reasoning hasn't got anywhere so far and I should really catch on, shouldn't I. Okay. Um." She sighs, thinks for a moment, shifts position and resettles her hurt leg. When she speaks again it's lower and in the same sort of tone she uses to tell Cricket he's soft.

"The spellchart for the hex was beautiful, I usually find twice as many things to tweak when I go over my first filled-in drafts - I am impressed by your work ethic in general, we have plenty of work for both of us and you were keeping up alone - you were more patient with those ridiculous protestors than I could have been, I would have made at least three snide jokes at their expense in the time you spent talking to them - if I were as miserable as you seem to be half the time I would have to stop and fix it before I could do much of anything else but you can't do that, it seems, and you're carrying on anyway, and I don't even know how you begin to do that let alone manage day after day - you pay attention to what needs doing and I know that wasn't careful royal upbringing because Zevros doesn't have a speck of that so you must have got there by yourself."
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There's a moment of stunned silence, and then Edarial shifts a bit and mutters, "Ow." A hand touches Iobel's. That must have been why he moved.

"Thank you," he says, sincerely and nearly sobbing.
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"You're welcome."

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"He is currently having self esteem issues," informs Berathyme.

"I'm working on it," sighs Edarial.

"The cat has not helped," hisses his familiar.
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"I'm aware the cat has not helped. I'm sorry about him."

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"It's not your fault," he assures. "Thank you for - everything."

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"You're welcome."

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"Most of this," laughs Edarial, wincing, "has been about me, I'm sorry - is there something you need from me?"
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"I'm not sure what you have to give. I'm - holding up, there are things I could use but they can wait till you're in a better place."
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"Tell me what they are anyway?"

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"Are you sure? Sometimes you ask me to tell you things and then it seems to make things worse. I don't want to make you worse. Especially not while you may have internal bleeding, that seems like exceptionally bad making-things-worse timing."

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Edarial laughs, a little. "Fair point. Okay, well - what sort of... Things are they? Are they things that I'm personally doing wrong, are they things I could do better, or... What?"

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"I'm - not sure how to categorize them in those terms."

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"Then," says Berathyme, slithering up to Iobel, "Whisper them to me, and I will tell you if it is appropriate or not."

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Iobel thinks, then turns her head so it'll be harder for her words to carry to Edarial and whispers very quietly:

"The line of reasoning I was muttering about earlier - I wish it weren't so persistently non-functional. If I didn't respect him or like him, there are things that he'd be able to see that would show that, and I know he's smart enough to come up with them if he thought about it, but he didn't - whether it's because of the paranoia or something else I couldn't say - and that meant I assumed it was obvious and now I realize it wasn't but I don't know why it wasn't obvious or what other things aren't, and that's - exhausting to even think about. I'd like him to think a little bit more about what it would be like if the things he's worried about were true - if I still hated him or whatever - instead of - offloading that onto me so I have to say it, over and over again, since no amount of showing will work. Because I don't know how to be more demonstrative about not hating someone. He's complained about me being cold but any imaginable state of warmth that I can invent without instructions is - too far away, I'm not anywhere near hanging all over him like Isabella does Adarin."
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"Paranoia," answers Berathyme, in a very soft tone. "That is why. He will look for the bad but not for the good."

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"Paranoia, then. I don't know how to fix that, and working around it is - hard."

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"Yes. The only way around that is time. It is a hard thing to work around, but can you blame him?" says Berathyme.

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"I said it could wait. It can wait. If it has to wait then it will," says Iobel testily.

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"Then wait," says Berathyme.

She slithers back to her binder and curls up next to him. He's still counting - he's at twenty-three, now.
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Iobel listens to the counting, and sighs.

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Counting, counting, counting.

"I wonder why no one's - digging us out," he muses.
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"I have no idea. My wall-walk will do it if nothing else."

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Edarial nods, then winces again.

"I can also do my - sight spell, check for the guards. When it's midnight."
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"Yeah. I have one for your head and I can probably cover the rest of your injuries in one spell, and I can do my leg, that's three, two if I wall-walk us both, that leaves me with one left unless you can take on some of the healing."

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"I can take on some of the healing - I don't have anything for concussions but broken bones and injuries I can do. So three for me, three for you."

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"Okay."

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Counting. Back to counting.

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And lying there, and just in case her sense of time is wildly off, trying to charge every now and then.

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No luck.

Edarial sounds very tired when he asks, "Think we'll actually manage it?"
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"Manage what, getting out? Yes. You're still conscious, all you have to do is stay that way till midnight and we'll be fine."

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"Not that. Fixing the world."

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"Isabella and Adarin have theirs thoroughly underway. If nothing else they'll do it. On our own account I think we can at least make progress."

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"That's... Good to hear."

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"Good."

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"If we actually manage to end up... together... I think I want to flaunt in their faces, that was so annoying."
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She laughs. "Why not. But I don't think they'd be annoyed."

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"It's the principle of the matter."

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"As long as we confine it to them and don't help haze any more unfortunate pairs."

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"Agreed. That wouldn't help anyone, it would be mean."

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"They weren't trying to be mean."

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"Oh, I know, but it would be if we did it to others after knowing what it's like."

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"Ah. Agreed."

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Edarial nods a little. He falls silent.

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"Keep talking. I can bring you a little water from the fountain if you're thirsty?"

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"You have a broken leg," he points out.

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"Yes, but I can haul myself over there and back, it's not so far. I've broken my legs before. Have I mentioned I really needed that anti-clumsiness spell I invented?"

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Edarial winces. "I'm so sorry."
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"It'll be fine after midnight. Do you need water?"

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"... You don't have to get it if it's too painful."

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"I'm going to take that as a yes. Besides, I've been talking too, I'm thirsty."

Her fingertips disengage from his shoulder, she tells Cricket to get off her, and she half-crawls half-drags herself to the fountain, still bubbling away.

She drinks some, and then she cups her hands and fills them up and then goes back with more use of her elbows and starts carefully feeling around for where his mouth is.
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She finds it with little trouble.

"Thank you," he says, after he's had the water.
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"You're welcome."

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She can't tell, but he smiles at her a little.

Counting. Fascinating.
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Iobel's hand settles on his shoulder again.

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Edarial hesitates, but then he takes her hand - he can find it, it's on his shoulder - to hold.

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All right then.

Handholding.
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Yup. Handholding. Also counting, wonderful counting.

After a while the numbers get a little mumbled.
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"Hey, stay with me," Iobel says sharply when he mumbles. "Awake. Awake."

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"Sorry," he mumbles. "Trying."

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"Counting's hardly the most fascinating thing in the world. What'll hold your attention, c'mon."

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"I'm - not really sure, any ideas...?"

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"Um, any other charts you've been picking at for a while on the side? Read any good books lately? If you had one of those soul animals what do you think you'd get?"

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"Mm - haven't had time for other charts. There are some projects I haven't picked back up, but I will again. Good books - lately, no. I have no idea what soul animal I'd get - what do you think you'd get?"

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"I don't know. Maybe just the same thing as Path is, but maybe not. Isabella was talking about how he had to be a bird because she's a witch, and I'm not a witch."

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"I think I'd have to know more about how they work to get a good guess. Otherwise - I'd just go with what Adarin has."

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"Apparently there are lots of stereotypes and such about them but we didn't grow up there and if we did we wouldn't need to guess."

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Edarial nods. "... Think I would get a bird?"

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"Maybe. I don't know what it means to have a bird. I could see it visually though."

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Another nod, not that she can see it. "I wish there was a way to find out without actually getting one, I'm curious now."

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"I'd say the alethiometer, but it can't tell us anything about things that aren't there and if we went there - well."

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"Yeah. Annoyingly inconvenient."

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"I'm certain it's much too complicated to duplicate as a hex, alas."

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"It would have been so useful, too," he agrees. "An objective truth teller!"

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"And if we were designing it from scratch we could have made it better at numbers and times and proper nouns, too."

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"That too. That would be great."

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"It sounded like it really frustrates Isabella to work around it but she's afraid to try taking it apart and attaching it to a different interface."

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"Yeah. Maybe they'll make progress, they are both immortal, after all. They've got time."

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"All the time in the world," Iobel agrees. "It's nice to have."

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"Yeah, it is."

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"I've never tried to keep someone with a head injury awake before. I don't know what else to talk about."
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"Neither do I, honestly."

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"Incidentally, I'm taking into account that you have a head injury and won't be firmly relying on anything you say until I've fixed it. Although it could be a conversation piece for later regardless."
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"Fair," he agrees. "I'm - not sure how the head injury's affecting me."

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"Well, you can look at it in retrospect when midnight rolls around."

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"Exciting." Pause. "I hope I'm less whiny when I no longer have a head injury..."

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"You're not being too terribly whiny."

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"Thank you."

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"You're welcome."

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"So, how are you liking - monarching?"

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"It's - rewarding, when we get things done, but I wish we were working from a better foundation than the one the previous queen left. It's frustrating to put in tremendous amounts of work and resources to get things to 'maybe almost as good as they were before except the injured parties are still irritated, harmed, or dead'."

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"Mmmm... Some things are better, actually. Not everything, mind you, but - nobility doesn't hold as much power anymore and consequently can't oppress or hurt people, for instance."

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"That seems like an improvement, admittedly. Though the would-be democrats didn't seem to be impressed."

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"Obviously not," says Edarial, dryly. He sighs.

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"This was probably one of them acting alone, on impulse," she says, squeezing his hand lightly.

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"Probably. It's still distressing, though."

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"Of course it is. Someone just tried to kill us."

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"And the guards by proxy - possibly succeeding there, we don't know."

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"Were any of them spellbinders?"

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"No," he sighs. "There are a few that are, but - not these ones in particular."

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"Then they will come back fine when the time's right, I expect."

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He nods. "Fortunate in that respect, I suppose. Unfortunate in that a spellbinder with spells would be exceptionally useful right now."

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"Unless they'd been knocked out."

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"Unless that, of course." He sighs. "I hope they are all right, regardless."

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"Me too. I wonder why no one's digging us out."

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"I do, as well. Really hoping the country hasn't started falling apart in the - what has it been, several hours since the building collapsed?"

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"We were set to be gone all day with no problem. Catching a late boat shouldn't make that any worse. I'm wondering if there's a small civil disturbance right here in Forgrat, though, distracting from picking up the rubble..."

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"That could be it. I'm thinking of the worst-case scenario, though." He sighs. "I keep doing that."

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"Worst-case scenarios are extreme, and therefore unlikely. If something you thought was the worst case scenario happens it's likely to have been a failure of imagination."

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Edarial does not bring up the time that his worst case scenario was better than the situation that happened. No need to bring up their marriage.

"I suppose."
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She squeezes his hand again.

"Talk to me. Tell me, I don't know, stories from your childhood if you have any."
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"What kinds of stories? I'm not sure what you want to hear."

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"Anything. I'd listen to you counting to fifty over and over, you're not going to meaningfully bore me, the point is to keep you awake."

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"Well my childhood also kind of sucked, so."
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"Weren't there any nice parts?"

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"Occasionally, yeah?"

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"Such as?"

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"Well..." begins Edarial, and then he starts telling stories about his childhood. Silly ones, usually - Zevros is involved in most of them, it seems that he was quite the troublemaker. Edarial didn't get into any messes of his own, but he got dragged along to a fair few. Not that he seems to mind, a lot of them were quite fun.

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"For some reason Zevros's personality sounds so much more charming attached to a nine-year-old," comments Iobel. "Perhaps this is because he's still such a child."

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Edarial laughs at this. "It does, doesn't it. He's got moments where he acts his age, but - yeah, a lot of the time, it's like we're still nine."

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"Sometimes I wish I had a sibling. Isabella doesn't count, for all that she'd adopt me if I asked."

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"I like it, overall. But there are annoying parts."

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"I noticed."

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He snorts. "Did you? I never would have guessed."

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"I'm very observant."

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"Mhmmm," says Edarial, sounding a bit distant and sleepy again, though still amused.

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"Hey, are you trying to fall asleep?" She tries charging again, nothing. "Stay awake."

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"Sorry, sorry - I'm just... Very tired," he mumbles.

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"Please. I can't get you out of a coma. I don't know if Isabella can. And I might easily get nowhere or make things worse if I try to dig us out from inside, I'm not sure how precarious this bit of ceiling is."

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"I'm trying," he assures.

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"Talk to me."

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"Okay, well - your childhood, what was your childhood like?"

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"I'll tell you but you need to comment so I can confirm you're awake, okay?"

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"I will. It's just hard to keep - thinking of new things to talk about, it's easier to comment."

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"Okay. My parents got divorced when I was so young I don't remember it, but originally I was born in South Fork. I used to visit my father there on school breaks when I was growing up."

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"I've been to South Fork - it's nice. What's your father like?"

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"Quiet. Police officer - chief of police of the town, now, actually, although I think he got that promotion when I was - five or six."

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"That's nice," he pronounces, a bit wistfully.

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"He's happy. He goes fishing a lot. He took me once and I refused to ever go again because it was staggeringly boring. Cricket found it stimulating, though, he went along a few times without me."

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"What does he enjoy about it? Cricket or your father, either."

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"Kalars like the quiet. Cricket, contradictorily, likes the thrill of the hunt - obviously he doesn't use a fishing rod, he just gets right in there with his bare claws."

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Edarial snickers at this. Then he winces, and murmurs, "Ow."

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"Should I try not to make you laugh?"

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"It's entirely all right," he assures. "It's keeping me awake."

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"Okay. So I grew up principally in Emavan with Raney. And I learned younger than most kids how to handle household errand types of things because she's a scatterbrain. Nothing got to the point of danger, but the milk carrier would not deliver one day and she'd have to catch him at the neighbor's house the next and pay him, or we'd run entirely out of salt, things like that, so I wound up picking up most of the shopping as soon as I could because I have the knack of writing things down."

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"That's somewhere between cute and worrying, I hope you grew up all right?"

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"I was fine. Raney's lovely, just not organized. I was never hungry, neglected, allowed to go missing for more than two minutes at a time, or cold in the winter for lack of firewood. Occasionally we wouldn't have any salt, and I don't know if you've tried cooking without salt, but it doesn't work very well - so I learned to buy things, such as salt."

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He manages another snicker, wincing again. "I have tried cooking without salt, actually. You can manage it if you substitute it with something else."

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"You can add things that already have salt in them like cheese or whatever, but that doesn't work for cookies."

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"... Now I'm tempted to try and make cheese cookies."

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"It can be done, although they're not my favorite. I like a pumpkin cookie Raney makes."

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"Oh? If you know the recipe you can bother the cooks to make it."

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"I know it, yeah. Maybe I will. It's more of an autumn cookie though."

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"Heh. Then I can find out what all the fuss is about."

His voice kind of trails off, a little, at the end, softening.
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"...Edarial. You awake?"

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"Mmmhmmm," he assures. Hand pat.

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"Words, please."

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"Words, right," he mumbles. "Okay, uh - which words? All of them? I don't have a dictionary..."

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"Those words will suffice. Just enough to convince me you aren't drifting off. Cricket says I talk in my sleep, but I don't make intelligible sentences, and I don't think most people even do that much."

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"You talk in your sleep?"

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"Yep. Random words. Cricket's language and Marlese both. Is that interesting?"

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"Yes," he says, amused. "Also kind of cute."

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Iobel makes an unbelieving snort.

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"You sound... like you don't believe me. That's ridiculous, I'm a terrible liar. The absolute worst."

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"Well, I don't think you'd be saying it if you weren't concussed, which isn't quite the same thing."

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Edarial laughs, softly. "Oh I am going to want to punch myself later, aren't I."
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"Why would you do that?"

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"Because - I'm starting to feel like I've gone mad. Or like I've lost my filter, I'm not sure which. Both? It could be both."

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"It could. You did hit your head. You just need to stay awake until midnight and it'll be okay and hopefully you will restrain your violent impulses."

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"Mhmmm," he agrees.

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"Words."

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"Words, indeed. You realize I'm running out of topics?"

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"Then we'll come up with something else. We've been here - it feels like such a long time -" She checks. "I still can't charge, though."

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"Wish there was a way to tell the time. Then we could get a countdown set up when it's about to reach midnight." He makes a little jazz-hands motion with his other hand - jostling the fracture. " - Ow, fuck. Bad idea."

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"I know a hex to make clocks, I used to stock them, but obviously that would be a poor choice after midnight and intractable before."

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"Oh no, by all means, make a clock and leave me to die."

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Iobel snorts. "You've revealed my wicked plot, there, certainly."

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"Yes. You just had to drop a building on me, then make a clock. I definitely didn't see it coming."

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"But there's a fountain in Panhar that says I couldn't have dropped the building on you."

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"That," declares Edarial, "was a joke."

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"I was playing along with the extension of the scenario."

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"Ha! Ow... Were you? I'm sorry, I think I messed that up."

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"It's okay. I'm told I have a good deadpan."

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"You do."

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"Thank you." Beat. "Topics. Uh. I'm worried I will lull you to sleep if I sing a song but that's all that's coming into my head right now."

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"I feel like I should offer to sing but I don't think that's a good idea, either."

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"Yeah, you seem to be - relevantly injured. It's good you can talk, I don't know what I'd be doing trying to make sure you were awake if you had a broken jaw or a punctured lung or something."

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"Hum? Express myself in mime, maybe?"

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"It's a bit dark for that."

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"Aha, so the answer is tapdancing."

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"Because certainly in this scenario you'd be up for that, and the ceiling would have left enough clearance."

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"No, I would stand up and declare in mime that I was going to tapdance, and then it would move to allow room."

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"Ah, I see. Certainly if the roof were inclined to disobey your direct orders it would have joined the protestors while they were here instead of collapsing afterwards."

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"Yes, that is how these things work."

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"I wonder if it was an assassin. If there was a brief yet violent earthquake that would explain why no one's gotten to this pile of rubble in particular yet. But it didn't feel like that, I suppose."
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"We'll only be able to find out if we get out of here," he points out.

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"Which we will. You will stay awake, I will fix your head, you can heal everything else, and we will walk right out of here."

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Something occurs to Edarial.

"What about Berathyme and Cricket?"
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"They're not in any physical danger because they're at the fountain - even if it collapses further they'll be fine. We walk out, we clear away the rubble ourselves by hand if we have to. We could blow two more of my spells wall-walking them, but the odds are very good that someone won't be happy to see us, out there."

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"... True. I should use the vision spell, first, so we can see them coming."

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"Could be handy. Although I won't recognize the eyeshine colors of anyone in particular, will you?"

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"No, definitely not."

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"For that matter, even with the other version - if you memorized that one? - I'm not sure I'd recognize people, but presumably it includes things like facial expression as much as anything else."

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"I did," says Edarial awkwardly, "actually memorize it. So. I suppose it's an option."

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"If you don't trust me with it you could just cast it on yourself," she says. "Or just if you want to conserve the slots."

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"Nnnno it's that I remember what I saw last time I used it."

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"You could just cast it on me. I don't overwhelmingly desire to see the denizens of Forgrat naked but I won't be permanently scarred."

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"Okay. I'll cast it on you."

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"All right. We have a plan."

She tries again to charge. Nothing, fuck, how long is this going to take? (Well, she knows how long total - just not how much of it is left to go.)
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"We do." Pause. "Unless I die. Then you're just on your own."

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"Don't die, then."

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"What, not even once?"

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"We don't know how it works with familiars. No, not even once."

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Edarial snorts.

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"Words."

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"You realize," says Edarial, subtly slurring just a bit, "that saying that makes me want to just repeat the word 'words' over and over again. Like the counting."

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"Go ahead, if that's what it takes."

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"Okay."

"Words. Words, words, words, words, words, words -" He continues for a little while.
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Iobel listens, and holds his hand.

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He eventually gets tired of saying that, over and over again. He falls into a lull of silence.

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"Edarial."

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"Mmmm?"

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"What's your favorite color?"
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"Blue," he mumbles.

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"What kind of blue?"

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"Sky blue? I suppose?"
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"Sky blue's nice. I don't really have a favorite color but when people ask me I say brown."

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"Why's that?"

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"I don't really have a reason but when people ask me I say it's because of Cricket's colorpoints."

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"Mhmmm."

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"Words," says Iobel, squeezing his hand. "Am I losing you, do I have to start finding a tender spot and poking it?"

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"Not sure if... That would even help."

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"It'd be worth a try if the alternative was a coma. Stay with me, Edarial."

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"Trying," he agrees.

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"What's your favorite, um, fruit."

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"I'm not sure... Depends on the season."

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"Summer."

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"Oranges."

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"Do you like grapefruit? I can't stand grapefruit."

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"It's all right if you peel off the skin, not just the peal, but it's not my favorite thing either," he murmurs.

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"Kalars likes them. He just cuts them in half and spoons out bits of the middle."

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"Mmhmm," murmurs Edarial, sleepily.

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"Edarial!"

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Silence.

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"Edarial, talk to me, stay awake, damn it -" She squeezes his hand, hard.

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"Mmmm?" he says.

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"Wake up. You drifted off. Say something."

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"Something," murmurs Edarial.

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"Okay, good. Um. State celebration for your birthday or private affair?"

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"Private. Not a party person..."

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"If it's private enough we could have our alts over, how about that?"

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"They'd flaunt," he murmurs, smiling faintly.

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"They would, but you know what, I bet they'd come up with really good birthday presents."

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"Mmm. Pr'bly..."

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"What do you want for your birthday?"

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"Time machine."

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"I don't think they can do that. What else?" she asks, squeezing his hand.

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"Mmm. Pillow? A soft one?"

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"Are your pillows not soft enough?"

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"Seems like something... That would be useful here."

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"I can put my arm under your head if you want, if you think it'd help more than moving your head would hurt."

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He laughs, softly. "I don't think that would help me not fall asleep."

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"Okay. It was a thought. What else would be a good birthday present?"

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"Mmm. Not sure... No easy way to - to put the things I want in a box..."

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"Doesn't have to be in a box."

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"Easily giftable at a birthday, then."

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"Your first answer was a time machine. Come on, name an implausible birthday gift for me."

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He snorts. "Parents that aren't terrible?"

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"That'd be welcome, I bet. Any specific wishlist besides not terrible?"

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"... Not crazy or in jail? Wait, no, that falls under not terrible..."

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"It does, yes."

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"Mmmm. I don't know," he sighs.

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"It'd be nice if you'd had a time machine. I would've liked you from the beginning if you'd just - come to visit," sighs Iobel.

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"I would have if I'd known you were there to visit," he offers miserably.

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"Maybe if you get non-terrible parents for your birthday they'll be retroactive."

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"I don't think it works like that."

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"No, it really doesn't, does it," she sighs, squeezing his hand.

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He squeezes her hand right back. "Think we'll ever work it out?"

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"Maybe." She swallows. "They're so happy."

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"They are," he agrees, softly.

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"I want to be that happy."

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"Me, too."

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"It seems like we ought to be able to just go 'so we're agreed, then, let's do it' - but - it's not like that. Is it."

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"I don't think the world works like that," says Edarial sadly.

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"Another implausible birthday present."

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"Yaaaay," he mumbles.

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Iobel tries charging again.

"What's the best birthday present you've ever gotten?" she tries, when it doesn't work.
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"Mmm... Can't remember..."

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"Can't remember because you've gotten really monotonous presents or can't remember because you're woozy?"

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"Guess."

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"Tell me. Talk to me."

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"Woozy," he explains. "Sleepy, too."

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"It shouldn't be too much longer. Stay with me."

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"Trying."

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"I know. Keep it up. I know it's hard."

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"Mhmmm."

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"Words, Edarial. Please."

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"Words," he mumbles.

And then he doesn't mumble anything else.
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"Edarial."

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Silence.

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"Edarial." Charge? No - "Edarial, wake up, wake up -" She squeezes his hand, nudges his side, it'll hurt like mad but maybe it'll startle him into consciousness -

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No response.

Berathyme volunteers, nudging her binder, "I am still here, he is alive -"
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"That's something - EDARIAL."

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There is no answer but her own echo.

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Charge charge charge come on fucking ch-

Her eyes go white.

"Oh thank fuck."

She jostles him again while the spell builds. "Edarial. Edarial it's midnight please don't be comatose it's going to be okay if you can just wake up -"
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No reply.

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Charging charging. "Edarial. Edarial, if it goes off and you're not awake I don't know if it'll work, I can't tell if you're asleep or comatose or what." She's coming up on the end of the charge time. "Trying anyway."

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"Mmrgh?" he mumbles.
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She could kiss him. She's not going to, she has enough presence of mind to suspect it would be somewhere between awkward and disastrous, but it crosses her mind and she notes it for processing later. "Oh thank goodness."

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"Ow, this hurts too much to be a bad dream."

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"I fixed your head. We divvied up the rest of it - you're doing the rest of you and my leg, I'm wall-walking us both, you're casting the perception spell - the old version so I can tell more details about what's going on - on me so you don't have to look at naked people. Though you could make revisions to the plan now you're not concussed."

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"No, that sounds fine," he agrees, and then he starts charging. "You first, your leg?"

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"You're much worse off than me, you may have internal bleeding and who knows what else, you first. I have had broken legs before."

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"... Okay," Edarial agrees, sounding like he does not want to agree with it but not finding fault in her logic.
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"Do you remember much of what happened?"

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"I - remember most of the beginning but then it gets fuzzy."

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"More of the same, basically," Iobel assures him. "Unfortunately you didn't produce any useful ideas for what to get you for your birthday."

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Edarial snorts, then winces. "A pity. Did I say anything embarrassing?"

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"I don't have a good sense of what embarrasses you. Berathyme?"

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"You were rather sentimental," says Berathyme. "Also more jovial, but I doubt you would find that embarrassing."

"... No," he pronounces. "Apparently it's fine, then?"
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"Apparently."

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"What did I get sentimental about?" he wonders, confused.

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"...Time travel."

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"Oh."

His eyes are glowing, so - she has light to see him look sad. "Yeah - that... I can understand."
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"But I wouldn't be embarrassed about that if I were you."

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He nods. "All right, I'll - refrain, I suppose."

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"Good."

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"Also... Jovial?"
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"You were making jokes."

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"... Huh. Okay then."

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"You were good company, actually. Except for the drifting out of consciousness part, that was scary."

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"Sorry, I - don't think I could help that part."

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"I know. You tried."

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He nods. "I'm glad I was good company, at least."

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"Yes, you could have just kept counting to fifty the entire time and I would have been bored and that would have been undoubtedly the worst part of the situation."

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Edarial snorts. "Of course."

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"I'll start charging a wall-walk." Her eyes go white.

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Her leg is fixed a minute and a half later. "There you are."

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"Thanks."

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"You're welcome."

Charging for the people-sight, next.
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Iobel sits up and stretches, now that she can without hurting her leg.

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"Are you all right?" he asks, after a silence
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"Much better now, thank you."

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He smiles a little. "Good, but I meant mentally, too. We did almost get randomly murdered."

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"This is true, but until we know more I'm not sure whether I should be afraid or pitying or furious or what, so I'm not anything yet."

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"Fair enough. Let me know if I can help once you are something, if it's bad."

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"If it's the afraid thing I will probably need help subduing whoever did it. Since they're probably a spellbinder and will therefore probably be full up on spells."

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He nods. "Invisibility, perhaps? Before we leave the wreckage?"

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"That's another two spells down. We'd only have a handful left between us. If there's more than one conspirator I'd like more breathing room. It'd be smart if we were in the middle of nowhere with an antagonist, but this is a city and probably not everyone would want us dead. Though I still don't know why we weren't dug out."

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"Fair. So I do the sight spell, we see if anyone's around that looks angry and like they want our blood or something, and if so - invisibility, retrieve guards, come back and get Berathyme and Cricket?"

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"Right."

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"Hopefully they'll be safe until we come back," he sighs.

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"If they aren't already dead. Does the version that doesn't do eyeshine colors show dead people?"

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He shakes his head.

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"So I'll see if I can spot them, I guess."

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Edarial nods. "Yeah."

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It may be just visible, by double eyeshine, that she reaches for his shoulder and then stops and puts her hand on her knee.

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He notices.

"... You can put your hand on my shoulder," he says, quietly. "If you want."
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He smiles a her, just a little.

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"If the guards are dead we probably can't come up with a way to cover up resurrecting them any time soon, and I don't think Isabella's infrastructure can handle the scaling that there'd be demand for if it were open."

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Edarial nods. "Agreed. But - I think we should let their families know if it's possible? So they don't have to worry?"

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"Do you think they could keep quiet about it, especially if the message is 'we can get them back but we're not going to because then everyone would know'?"

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"... Fair point, but maybe if we worded it like - we can get them back but there's a resource cap and we need time to get that fixed before we can do it large scale?"

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"Some people might be able to live with that - do you know these particular guards' families?"

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"Zevros would, I'd say. Though he'd insist getting them back immediately, so."

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"...I don't remember if it came up in front of him that Isabella can resurrect the dead."

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"Neither do I. That's - that could potentially be a problem."
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"I mean, she won't do it if I tell her it would be a bad idea, but -" Her eyes dim. "There's my wall-walk. I'll charge yours." White again. "What would Zevros do, stonewalled?"

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"Be really angry at both of us, and Isabella, and possibly Adarin. He might leave the country entirely."

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"But not make a massive public announcement that the queen's alternate universe doppelganger can restore the dead to life and health and we're sitting on this information for quote no reason end quote?"

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"... He might do that, too," winces Edarial.
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"If he does that, that's bad. If it turns out he does already know Isabella can do that - then how do we prevent the insane run on services we can't actually provide in quantity?"

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"I'm - not sure."

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"Get Adarin to haul in his sister? Because she's been hanging out with witches and presumably understands that there are not infinite witches to be had?"
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"Maybe, if - Zevros reacts badly that might work."

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"Can he be relied upon to not act suddenly, or do we need Zeviana already en route by the time he hears about the guards?" Her eyes darken again. "There's your wall-walk, but it'll keep while the perception charges."

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"He will listen to what we have to say first, but then after that will react very quickly."

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"Okay. So - late boat home. Tea. Mirror our alts. Then talk to Zevros and sees if he knows enough to make trouble and is inclined to do so."

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Edarial nods. "If any guards are dead, they could all be alive. Maybe."

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"They could. But - I'd have expected them to dig us out."

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"Yeah," sighs Edarial sadly. "Me too."

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"I'd have expected the townspeople to have dug us out. Will the spell let me see clearly in the dark?"

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"Sort of, you'll see people even in darkness, but not things in darkness itself."

And then his eyes stop glowing

This spell's different from the last vision spell, but sort of similar. The world doesn't fade out like before - but she can see people, through walls. Noticeably it's a bit harder to pick some of them out, because some of them blend in with the darkness Iobel sees. But, it obviously works.
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"There's a literal blockade of people in front of this building. And the guards are dead."
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Edarial winces. "Damn. A blockade? What are they blockading? Us?"

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"I guess. I still can't hear them. Let me summarize the plan to Cricket and we can go out - I'll charge a knockout on the way in case, although that'll only do one person if someone attacks. But we can duck into an adjacent building if we have to." Iobel gets up and offers Edarial her hand.

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He stands, and takes it. "That we can." He waits until Cricket has been briefed. "Ready to go?"

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Iobel tells Cricket to stay close to the fountain with at least a paw in until she comes to get him and that she will be back as soon as she can to get him out and, yes, feed him. She picks him up and kisses his forehead and puts him down again and then she leads Edarial out, skirting close to the wall of the next building over and the edge of the blockade.

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Edarial follows, silently and looking over the blockade with a look of dismay.
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"LEAVE THEM LIE, LEAVE THEM LIE," is the chant irregularly uttered by the line of would-be voters holding hands and standing between the collapsed building and some tired and irritated rescue workers.

"Are we going to do this all night?" asks one of the rescue workers. "I don't give a damn about your political squabbles, there's - your majesties!"

The activists are startled and turn to look right at Edarial and Iobel, holding hands and standing through a shallow area of rubble.
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"What," says Edarial, a touch of actual anger in his voice, "do you idiots think you're doing?"
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"DEMOCRACY N-" begins someone hysterically, only to be shushed by adjacent persons.

"Your majesty," says the same rescue worker, "they turned over the binder who did the collapsing nice and tidy and she's confessed, too, but then said they didn't want you dug out 'till they had a chance to talk to Prince Zevros about their political thing, wouldn't let us by, technically can't arrest them for standing there. We didn't think you were alive, majesties."
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There is a moment of silence from Edarial, before he looks at the democracy activists.

"You realize," he says in a dangerous tone, "that there were other people that were under that building, too? People that had nothing to do with politics, or the monarchy, or anything. All they were doing was their job. And now they are all dead. If you'd have let the rescue workers do their fucking job, they might not be. They could have been alive an hour ago, they could have been alive two hours ago, and then a spellbinder could have fixed them and they would not be dead."
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"Those who guard the tyrants prop up the tyranny!" exclaims someone shrilly.

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"Okay, then you can come with me to tell their families, and explain to them that their loved ones are dead. Because you had an agenda. Tell me, what are you going to say, how are you going to voice your argument there, hmm?"

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"Did you explain to the families of the people who died through your mother's misrule when you decided to take the THRONE after her instead of replacing it with a functional system?" hollers someone in the back who is hiding behind someone else.

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"I am not my mother! If you had listened to literally any of my arguments against why I am staying on the throne for the moment rather than handing it off to a fledgling government that has no guarantee to be any better just because it's different, you would know that. In fact, I didn't even rule out that it was possible at some time in the future! I said that Marlatia's too delicate after my mother's aforementioned misrule to dramatically change like that at this point in time!"

He laughs, a little, but it's not a nice laugh. "Fuck, I even agreed to the damn constitution! It's a good idea! I was going to make it happen when I got home! But! I couldn't get home to do it because there was a motherfucking building on me!"
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"Your majesty, are you sure the other people are dead?" cuts in the rescue worker before any of the protestors can reply.

"Yes," says Iobel. "I'm under a spell that would let me see them through the rubble if they were alive, and I don't."

The rescue worker slumps.
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Edarial addresses the rescue worker, voice softening, "I'm sorry. It's not your fault, thank you for mounting a rescue effort, all of you."

And then he looks back at the protestors and his face is ice. Silent. Judging.
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Some of them start slinking away.

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"You are," he growls to them, "exceedingly lucky that I am not going to arrest you. I could, you would go on trial for negligence and impeding a rescue operation. If you ever put your cause before human lives again, I will not hesitate to do it. Do you understand me?"

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The rest of them scatter.

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And Iobel squeezes his hand.

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Edarial returns the hand squeeze. He sighs. "Fools."

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"Yes. Let's hope that no one's actually gotten to Zevros with their demands yet."

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"Yes, let's. He'd be livid."

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"And then we wouldn't have a chance to talk to our alts about his likely demands, first. If he knows. Let's go catch a boat right now." She motions to the rescue worker and speaks up a bit. "Excuse me, sir, our familiars are in there and for the next fifteen minutes or so we'll go through walls if we touch them, as which category all of this junk most likely qualifies. They have the fountain and will be all right if there's some incidental reshuffling of the stuff, but if you could help us unbury them we'd be much obliged."

"Of course, your majesty," replies the rescue worker, and he directs his people in, follows Iobel's instructions about where to start to get at the cat and the snake, and has a path made for two reasonably agile and little animals before the wall-walk has worn off.
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Berathyme slithers out, nodding to the rescue worker approvingly.

"Thank you very much," says Edarial, sincerely to the rescue worker. "Do you want - money or a reward of some kind?"

He sounds so tired, now.
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"I'm in the pay of the city, your majesty, but if you'd be so inclined the firehouse could use a bit of Crown funding," says the one who does the talking while his co-workers get to work on the rest of the rubble to dig out the guards' bodies.

Iobel catches Cricket when he jumps into her arms. She starts murmuring in his ear to explain what's happened.
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"I'll get them the extra funding," he agrees, nodding. "Thank you."

Berathyme surveys the results, but does not ask to know what happened. Time for that later, when she is not surrounded by people that don't know she speaks all languages ever.
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Cricket has no such constraint. "Why were the people not digging you out before? Is it because they are terrible?" he wonders.

"No, no," Iobel murmurs back. "These people are not terrible. The people who were shouting at Edarial before and wanted him to change the system of government were getting in their way so that they would be there if Zevros came to get his brother."

There is a pause, and then Cricket launches into a long, eloquent tirade about the terrible protestors and why their ideas are bad and they are awful. This tirade is only about 15% on the subject of Iobel being excellent and her queenhood being superior to any other possible system of governance.
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Edarial listens to this tirade, amused and for the most part in agreement.

At one particularly correct point, he laughs softly, smiling.
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Cricket eventually runs out of things to say by the time they've gotten on a boat, and then he curls up in Iobel's lap and falls asleep.

She's yawning herself.
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Edarial is looking quite droopy, too, but he keeps stopping himself from falling asleep. Eventually he decides that conversation is the best bet.

"So what sorts of things should go in a constitution?" he muses.
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"Don' wanna think about that till I've slept and have a notebook in front of me," mumbles Iobel, sort of collapsing in his direction and then startling herself awake before ear hits shoulder.

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"You can fall asleep, I'll wake you up when we get there," offers Edarial gently.
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"'s no pillows," she mutters. "Cricket doesn't like it if I use him as a pillow."

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"Do you want to use me as a pillow?" he asks, awkwardly.
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"Mkay."

Flop.
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Edarial gently repositions her so that they're both the most comfortable, then smiles faintly.

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"Vivacity. Corn. Twelve."
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Well, that's adorable.

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"Slate pumpkin mill prowling book."

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Edarial can't help but feel sleepy, too, and the words are strangely soothing...

He's asleep soon after, leaning on Iobel, as well.
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Eventually the operator of the canal boat wakes them up; they're in Emavan.

"Mmm," mumbles Iobel, yawning and finding herself kind of pinned.
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Not for very long, though - Edarial's woken up soon after.

He blinks blearily at everyone present. Then he looks at Iobel. "S'ry," he mumbles.
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"'S okay," she says, rubbing her eyes and sitting up and stretching. "Okay. Stuff. To do."

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"Stuff," he agrees, but he does not look very awake. Yawn.

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Iobel puts Cricket on her shoulder; he's conscious enough to balance there but not to walk. She offers Edarial her hand.

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He takes it, sleepily.

It's probable that he might actually need to be led, actually.
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Then she'll lead him. Aaaall the way to where they have their mirrors stashed.

"I'll call Isabella?" she asks, to confirm the plan.
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"Mhmmm," he agrees, rubbing his eyes.

He kind of wants to find a bed and flop onto it.
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Iobel calls Isabella.

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But she gets an owl.

"Hello, Iobel," he says.
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Edarial blinks sleepily at the owl.

"Cute," he says, in lieu of anything more intelligent.
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"Thank you," says Path, dryly. "Isabella and Adarin are both out plaguing the multiverse with utopias, but me and Vern are home. Is it about something a couple of birds can help with?"

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"Well, now that you mention it I'm kind of curious to have a look at Vern, too, but what we actually need to do is talk to Zeviana, because her alt may do something extremely harmful and stupid if he knows a thing we can't remember if he knows."

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"We can get her," declares a pretty white bird who pokes her head into view. "I think we've got a mirror to her somewhere here - hello!"

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"Hello awww you're adorable."

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"Thank you!" says Vern, and she scoots over to Path. "Path's more adorable, though, he is the cutest owl. Of all time."

Preen. Preen preen.
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Snuggle snuggle preen!

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"He's cute but I knew he was an owl and I know what owls look like - I didn't know what kagus look like. So you can call Zeviana and tell her we might need her to visit in a hurry for important reasons?"

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"I'll see if I can wrestle the mirror so it stands opposite yours," Path suggests.

They're small mirrors, so eventually he has this managed. He calls Zeviana's mirror.
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"Yeeeees?" answers Zeviana.

She is completely naked. The mirror is small, but it's far enough away from her that Iobel can figure out she's naked at least from the waist up.
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Edarial blushes beet red, and covers his eyes with a hand.

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"Zeviana, these are Iobel and Edarial and they think your alt is going to do something he shouldn't," says Path. "Iobel and Edarial, this is Zeviana."

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"Um, there was an assassination attempt on us last night that didn't get us but did get our guards. Edarial thinks Zevros will want to resurrect them at once if he knows that it's doable but neither of us can remember if he knows that. Can you - try to talk him out of doing anything public enough to cause a massive uncontrollable demand for the service before we're set up to handle it, if it turns out we need that?"

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"Uh, maybe, but - why not resurrect them now? I mean, aside from the fact that you don't have any witches there and would need to get some."

Lecasryn lands, and she pets her. The harrier thankfully covers up - part of her nudity. Incidentally, though, it's not on purpose.
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"Because they were killed in front of a whole lot of people, and we don't have full time resurrection witches to deal with it if a riot of people descend on Emavan demanding their grandparents, and even if we did they're inexplicable right now. If people hear we can resurrect the dead they're going to think it's a spellbinder's spell, at most a hex, they'll think we can do it at least once a day apiece and teach an entire third of the population of the planet the same trick. We're not ready to explain the other worlds thing. We also don't know how Isabella's spell interacts with familiars - these guards didn't have them and should come back good as new when the time's right, but a lot of the people who'd be clamored for would - maybe not work right."

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"So - ask their families to move here or somewhere else that's not in your country, witches resurrect them, and they get to live but you don't have to worry about all of that - political stuff?"

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"Inexplicably telling people to move to foreign countries without saying in advance why is the sort of thing that will make people worry Edarial is turning into his mother. It is very political stuff."

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"... Okay, but you will resurrect them eventually, right?"

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"If Isabella sends me witches they will be working as long as I can get them to work and those guards will absolutely be high on the list."

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"You will get some witches when you think you are ready to explain them assuming Isabella has any who owe her favors at that time," Path promises.

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"Eh, okay. Then show me the other me, I want to visit anyway. Is he hot? Bet he's hot."

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Edarial facepalms.

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"He's fine. You can judge for yourself. We might not need you at all if that particular tidbit didn't come up in conversation, but can you be - poised, near the portal?"

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"... Caaaaaan I come visit if I'm near there and it's easier? I'll leave Lecasryn at home, I've heard the stories."

She pets Lecasryn. "Sorry, pretty bird."

"It's quite all right," agrees the harrier.
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"You can also just visit for reasons of your own, you won't be recognized the way our alts will," she agrees. "But please don't mention to Zevros the resurrection thing if he turns out not to have already known."

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"Eh, sure. We'll probably be too busy seeing who'd win in a fight for talking, anyway."

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"Have fun."

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"Yup! I'll be there in a bit, shouldn't take long. Luuuuziiia -"

And off she goes to get a ride to Seattle.
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Path ends the call to Zeviana. "She will probably be here in an hour or two."

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"She'll be wearing clothes, right?"
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"We'll remind her if she's not," assures Vern.

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"Thank you very much."

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"Mhm! She probably won't forget, though, she likes the armored silks, they're practical."

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"They sound it."

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"They aren't decorated like my Isabella's though," croons Path, snuggling Vern.

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Vern snuggles Path right back. "They're not, because that's specifically for her because my Adarin loves her."

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Edarial is awake enough now to snicker.

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"Adorable lovey soul birds. Okay. Well. I'm curious about how the plague of utopias is going, can you ask them to call when they're back?"

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"Of course. My Isabella wants all of us to be in regular touch."

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"My Adarin, too." Pause. "This is so weird, there is a thing I'd like to ask your daemons but you don't have any."

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"Uuuuum, if that language spell works on you guys I suppose you could ask our familiars, but they're really, really not daemons."

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"We've heard stories," agrees Vern. "Pass, it'll just - remain unsaid, I suppose."

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"Why do you have to specifically ask our daemons and not us?"

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"... It isn't the kind of thing that you ask someone's human. You ask the daemon. I've gotten used to how things work, I can tell, it would be bad to ask you rather than your daemons. It's better to not ask at all, I think."

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"That's incredibly cryptic."

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"You'll tell me, won't you?" Path says, preening Vern's feathers.

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"Yes," promises Vern. "I'll actually tell you two later, but right now I think it would be harmful."

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"If I had a daemon wouldn't he just go straight to me and tell me what you'd talked about?"

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"Maybe. Or maybe not. Your daemon might wait until it was the right time to tell you, or tell you the things you needed to hear but not the things he needed to know or - any number of things. He would know you better than I would and would handle it with more grace than I ever could."

She sighs. "It's actually a little frustrating that you don't have them, really."
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"He would tell you but he would process it for you first and you would trust him enough that he could just give you the results," explains Path. "He would do the weird awkward parts for you."

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"Okay, I don't completely want one now, but I kind of do."
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"Strangely enough, same here."
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"My Adarin is very happy to have me, and he knows what it was like to not have one, too," says Vern proudly.

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"I did have that impression."

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"And it is very good that he has her or where would me and my Isabella be," says Path. Wingsnugs.

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Vern giggles, and snuggles back. "Sad and sexually frustrated, I expect," teases the kagu.

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"Oh wow. Okay. You do whatever it is you do, we'll wait for Zeviana."

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Snuggle, snuggle. "Okay."

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Edarial looks like he wants to ask a question, but doesn't dare.

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Iobel ends the call.

"Are you wondering the same impolite, personal, slightly icky question I'm wondering?"
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"I think so, are you wondering if the birds - er..." he trails off, awkwardly.

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"Yep. I'm wondering that. Cannot imagine how to ask Isabella, though, let alone the birds."

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"Yup. Awkward, awkward question, no clue how I'd ask Adarin or the birds - let's just never find out."

The blush is back. Look, he's pink now.
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"Let's," Iobel agrees. "Are you awake enough that we should work on something until Zeviana arrives or do you want to catch a nap?"

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"Nap. Sorry, I need sleep."

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"No need to apologize. It was a long night. I'm wired, though, I think I'll eat something and poke spellcharts. I'll be in the portal room."

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"Mhmm. Good night." He goes to head off, then pauses. "... Iobel?"

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"Yes?"

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"I'm glad you're okay."

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"I'm glad you're okay too."

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He smiles at her, then heads off to bed.