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It takes them a while - they are quite busy holding each other - but eventually in spite of the perpetual darkness in the sky, they realize they're exhausted. It's been a long day. The helpful mage and her husband offer them a place to sleep, but that place turns out to be inside a tent. With two other people. Two other newly married people.

Isabella and Adarin decide the better option is to go with her hammock. It involves Isabella almost entirely on top of her husband, but neither of them mind. Snuggles are recommended after death and subsequent resurrection, and trauma from same. Adarin's still a bit shivery and occasionally uncoordinated post-magic loss, but he can hold his wife just fine. Snuggles are provided for both parties, and eventually they both fall asleep, suspended in the air by cloud-pine.
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Snuggle. Snuggle, snuggle.

Eventually they wake up and Isabella descends the cloud-pine so they can get out of the hammock.
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And there is a person waiting for them.

"Hello."
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"Hi," says Adarin, unnerved.
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"Hi," echoes Isabella.

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"I was curious about how your magic works," she says, addressing Isabella.

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"What kind of 'how it works' are you looking for here?"

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"What it can and can't do, mostly. It can resurrect the dead, but I don't know what else it can do. I am curious. It sounds useful."

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"It is, but I can't teach you, you don't belong to my species. My brand of spells - it does wards, it does healing, it does curses, it does blessings, it can control the climate or summon visions or call an object to hand from far away."

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Lynn looks faintly amused. "I wasn't expecting to be able to learn it. It never works out that way, I have gotten used to magic being almost utterly useless to me, personally."

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Adarin looks vaguely depressed with the conversation topic of magic.

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"Oh, sweetie," murmurs Isabella, Lynn's curiosity paling in importance beside Adarin's distress. "We'll - I'll go home and I'll fix the spell and -"

She doesn't want to say the obvious missing step aloud.
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Yeah, Adarin's not sure how to handle that one, either.

So he scoops his wife up into a hug and murmurs, "I'm all right."
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Lynn will just be over here. Patiently waiting to be addressed, again. Five hundred years has made her very patient.

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Hug.

"Anyway, and to do any of those things I need to do some combination of speak in verse, apply herbs to the situation, draw diagrams in various substances on the ground, and kill animals - in roughly decreasing order of typicality - and for some of my more recent inventions there are also gestures, but I don't have millennia of tradition telling me a lot about how that works, it's all new stuff."
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"Interesting, so none of it is very fast."

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"Verse can be fast. Herbs can be very fast if I have them mixed in advance and all I have to do is throw them. But no, it's not as quick as a well-prepped mage spell."

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"That's interesting to know - but it sounds like it's less mentally intensive - unless you have to understand every component of what you do?"

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"No. I can actually, if I'm not careful, cast spells by accident. I had to be excused from reading poetry aloud in school."

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"That must be annoying. Though useful, if people don't understand your magic. You could cast a spell and they might not even notice."

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"At home everyone understands it at least well enough to suspect I might be casting if I am, although I suppose I could pass for a non-witch to a sufficiently magic-insensitive observer if I dressed like a mortal."

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"Your witches don't dress like - mortals? Are you immortal?"

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"Well, unaging. We can die of violence or, occasionally, boredom or loneliness. And the distinction is losing meaning since I invented a spell to make mortals work the same way."

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"You can actually die of boredom. Huh. That's - I don't believe I have used the euphemism for centuries, but I certainly won't now. Congratulations on the immortality spell."
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"Thank you."

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"And to be clear - no genocide? None at all?"

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"No," sighs Adarin. "How on Earth would genocide even grant immortality? That's absurd."

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Lynn isn't quite sure what Earth is, but she ignores the terminology.

"You'd be surprised."
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"Well, at any rate, I've never committed murder, let alone genocide."

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"Good. It's not a thing that most people consider fun."

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"There was one occasion when it might have been satisfying but Adarin objected."

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"It would have proved all of her paranoid fears right if you had," he points out. "I think we won more by not."

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"I've wondered a couple times if a death sentence then, the first time, would have been a deterrent or an incitement."
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"I couldn't tell you." He scoots and hugs his wife. "If it would have been a deterrent... I'm sorry."

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"There's no way to know." Hug.

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"There isn't. But I'd - I probably should have thought that they'd try the same thing again."

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Right then, Lynn is just going to keep standing here and pretending that she is deaf. Whatever the thing they're talking about is, obviously it's bad.
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"Sweetie, don't blame yourself, it wasn't even the same person. Anyway. Did you have more questions about witches?" Isabella asks Lynn.

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"Yes." Pause. "But I think they can wait."

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"Suit yourself."

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"Would you like me to hang around and be your ghost interpreter who moonlights as a historian? Or depart?"

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"Oh - I almost forgot with - does the ghost have anything to say - I have no idea how to refer to there being a ghost and a living instance of the same person."

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Lynn takes a minute to listen.

"He is all right, mostly just lonely." Another pause, then a wince. "He has considered dispersing himself, because he can't sleep and there's no one to talk to, but he's afraid that if he does that his - er, and Adarin's, would be lost forever. So he is not."
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"Dispersing - is - what it sounds like?"

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Adarin winces. "Yes."

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"If... it's that unbearable, then I can ask the alethiometer what it would do to later spell attempts - but it doesn't seem like a good idea. I'm sorry. I'm not used to ghosts," apologizes Isabella to the empty spot in the air that Lynn seems to be looking at.

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"He's not upset with you in the slightest. Hold on, let me get his reasoning -"

She stands, listening. "It's not just the loneliness, it's that he - knows what happens to ghosts. He knows that even surrounded by mages he'd tend to get ignored and would never really be able to make friends or do anything properly useful again. Then there's - he can't get home on his own, he needs help, so he'd be wandering a place that he's hated and is afraid of for the rest of eternity. And he's -" she motions to the living Adarin, "extraneous. He has nothing to do. He's terribly bored and feels useless and like it would be better for everyone - including himself - if he didn't exist at all. But he's not doing that because he's pretty sure he's the representation of Adarin's magic now, so he can't - die for good."
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"It'll just be a few more days and then - if I'm interpreting the alethiometer right - with a - given the right conditions," wince, "I should be able to just glom the two of you back together again."

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"Yeah. So he's holding out until then." Lynn pauses, then snorts. "Sure, why not. Do you have a board game or cards or something? I will play a game with him."
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"I didn't bring any. I can get Path to drop things into the portal box, though?"

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"Sure, that'll work fine. He's also suggested that I relate more history to him, and says that he thinks you and - the human part of your husband would like to hear that, too."

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"Sure," says Isabella, pulling the mirror to home out and calling her daemon. "Sounds good to know, in case there are things we ought to know about the other Kystle and the other New Kystle. Path sweetie, can you wrestle a deck of cards into the portal box if I prop it open for you?"

"Yes," says Path.

Presently there is a deck of cards in her bag. She puts away the mirror and takes out the cards and hands them to Lynn.
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She takes them, sits, and starts dealing out to two people. It's going to be a bit difficult to play a game when only one of the two members playing can move anything, but they'll try to manage.

"Well. Do you recall everything I've told you of our history so far?"
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"I was dead," says Adarin, raising his hand, "at the time."

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"And I was kind of distracted."

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Lynn snorts. "Fair enough. Okay, then - demonic invasion, not all of us made it in the shield bubble and subsequent portal, those left got to deal with tainting and also lots of being killed. With me so far?"

She finishes dealing out cards, and then takes one deck to look at herself, and holds the other set away from herself, facing out. This is one of the strange skills she's acquired in her life - how to play cards with a ghost.
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"Yes."

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Adarin nods, too.

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Card reorganization, one by ghostly instruction and one for herself.

"Well, obviously I'm a mage. And most of the mage population fucked off, either through your neat portal or to other planes by their own power. So, since I couldn't do that, I was one of the few left. Meaning I could see ghosts. Which sounds kind of minor, but actually turns out to be really, really important."

She starts playing the card game, working by sight on her end and direction from ghost-Adarin on the other.

"Because, guess who was an important, really magical person that died extremely recently? First two guesses don't count."
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"I have only taken history lessons on Earth before. Is making me guess a convention of Kystle?"

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"I thought it would be obvious, considering who you're married to," sighs Lynn. "His mother? The crazy one who blew up a city?"

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"I remember, I'm just not feeling the audience participation gimmick today."

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"As you like. Well, I found her, and because she was crazy and I was a little - unhealthy, at the time, we came up with the greatest plan of all time. I wanted to kill the creatures that had ruined my life, she wanted to gain power to affect the world again and - I didn't realize this until later - resurrect the dead. It turns out that demons can have their magic stolen if you know how. It involves killing them and transferring the power to something magical that doesn't have all of the annoying human fleshy bits that get in the way." Pause. "A ghost does not have any of the annoying human fleshy bits. I'm pretty sure you can see where I'm going with this."

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"Yep."

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"Yes. So, lots of killing things. For a while. I got to be very, very good at it. Eventually I start to get older - which is not something that Aliya wanted, because she needed me. To kill things for her. I think she could have managed to kill things herself at that point, but it would have depleted her stores and she was saving them. So - I couldn't tell you how she did it, possibly by throwing lots and lots of magic at the problem, but she made me immortal. Exciting."

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"How intelligent are the Pythial? Sentient, or -"
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"Oh, they're all sentient."

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Adarin makes a face.

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"Are they also universally unfriendly, just how upset should I be about the genocide thing?"

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"Perhaps on their home plane there are poets and writers and artists - but I did not meet a single one. They were all pretty universally unfriendly. The ones I met, anyway." Pause. "I met many."

She places a card down and then smiles. "I win."

And then all cards are collected and shuffled and she gets to re-dealing.
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"Well, you met an invasion force, but, good to know."

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"Indeed. And do keep in mind that they killed billions," she informs. "Regardless - Aliya eventually started giving me magic things to kill things faster. It was an investment, of sorts."

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"Charming."

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"It was useful, certainly. But even with those, even when I became extremely good at killing things - it was not fast enough for her. She wanted to resurrect Nereus as soon as possible."

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"Because of his stellar personal qualities, no doubt."

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"Mostly because she was creepily obsessed, really. I have been married twice, and I have never in my life obsessed over someone the way she obsessed over him."

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"Mm-hm."

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"But I digress. She wanted to speed up the power-gain, and by this point in time it's not like there was a lot of people left in Kystle. However, there was another nearby plane with lots of people that could potentially 'help.' She just needed to convince them that it was worth it. This she could manage where the demons and I had failed - the elderly Adarin has an explanation handy but I only understand about a fourth of it. So my explanation is, 'Because magic.' If you want the technicalities, go talk to him."

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"That... Whatever it is could be useful, I'll ask. Later, though."

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Isabella nods.

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"Her decided incentive to get people to kill some demons for her was to start a second invasion by making several temporary portals. For them to attack New Kystle through."

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"That would do it," winces Adarin.
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"Yes. A lot of people died."

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Silent horror.

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Silent horror all around.

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"Yes. If it's any consolation, as far as I can tell she always closed the portals before it came close to any sort of victory for the demons. She didn't want - genocide on humans, she wanted to incite them into helping me."

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"It's really not."

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"I figured. So - it worked. I started recruiting, and I got help. If you're curious about how that worked, I got a necklace that translated every language available and let me travel through planes. Only with her help, I'd learn later, I couldn't work it when she didn't let me and when she dispersed it stopped working entirely. Just like - just about everything else she gave me. I have a few things that work just fine now, but they're few and far between. Aliya was a subtle control freak. I think she wanted to prevent me from ever using the artifacts against her."

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Isabella nods slowly.

"I'm afraid our usual ability to dispense magical largesse at whim is at a nadir."
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"It's entirely all right. The things she made me in the beginning haven't died with her, I don't think she was that paranoid yet. It was just items, anyway, I am still quite capable without them."

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Adarin does not comment. But he looks like he is trying very hard not to make a face.

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Isabella squeezes Adarin's hand.

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He manages a little smile, back at his wife. It'll be fixed.

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"But, again, I digress. Eventually, predictably, she got what she wanted. Enough power for resurrection."

Her eyes are glowing. In proper light, it might be hard to tell, but they're on the night side of New Kystle. It's obvious that this is a thing her eyes are doing that they weren't doing before.

"She used it. Once. And then she proceeded to drop off of the map and leave me and my recruits to die. Things she made for us stopped working - the necklace in particular, I never managed to get that to work again. She'd essentially left us to die, without hope of supplies or reinforcements."
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"Yet here you are."

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"I am extremely hard to kill." Pause. "... I also had an extremely close call and only made it through with - help. Others were not so lucky. Cutting to the chase, we were losing. Badly. And that is when pretty boy and Zeviana come in."

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"'Pretty boy'? My alt?"

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Lynn looks faintly amused. "One and the same. I believe Nereus found them, they figured out what was going on from him, and that was when they decided to be our metaphorical cavalry."

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"My Adarin is much prettier," mutters Isabella, under her breath.

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Adarin snorts. "Thank you, love."

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Isabella puts her head on his shoulder. "So terrible-Adarin evacuated you," she says to Lynn.

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"Not quite. They did a bit of that, but - we are very stubborn. Many of us did not want to evacuate. His sister helped us with defense. He retrieved his mother and convinced her to get off of her ass and help us. Which she did."

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"... How'd that work out?"
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"Oh, she committed large-scale genocide and killed every demon on Kystle. It took about a day, it was absolutely terrifying."

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"Okay then."
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Adarin is just going to be over there, filled with silent horror.

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"Then she terraformed the planet. It was something of a mess, after five hundred years of - killing and wars and things."

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"What. How the - how did she - but..."
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"It turns out that it takes a ridiculous amount of power to resurrect someone. So she could work extremely large-scale. Terraforming killed her, though. That was her last act, before she dispersed."

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"So the resurrection didn't use up the power, but terraforming killed her?"

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"That is something of a debate, actually. I argue that it killed her because I knew her for five hundred years and she was extremely tenacious about sticking around the entire time. Pretty boy thinks she killed herself immediately after."

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"Well, I suppose I could collect her and ask her, but somehow I am not motivated to do so anytime soon."

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"Good. Don't. We are all rather glad she is properly dead."

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"Though I suppose now we know how to do a cheap, cheating version of that thing Iobel and Edarial have for spellbinder prisoners," Isabella remarks to Adarin. "If it comes up again."

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"I suppose so," he agrees. "Though - I don't have any memories from - ghost me. So I don't think that would work for interrogating my alt's Aliya."

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"No, it would not have that particular application."

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"It's really only a scholarly debate, anyway. I don't think either I nor Adarin care enough to risk bringing her back to find out. Avoid it, please. Possibly forever."

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"Mm-hm."

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"And that reasonably concludes my history lesson. That last part happened - three days ago? Four, maybe?"

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"Sweetie," says Isabella, "we have really bad timing. Let's work on that before future expeditions."

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"We have the absolute worst timing," he agrees, staring. "I don't even know how we could work on that, how do we even scry for something like that?"

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"Next time," says Isabella, clapping her hands, "we send them a letter. We apologize for the unorthodox communiqué, fellow Bell-and-or-Adarin as the case may be, but we suspect you are an alternate version of me, and would like to come visit, please place a reply on the reverse of this correspondence for scrying twenty-four hours from this sending telling us about when and how you would like to receive this visit and what evidence you would like us to bring that we are not suitable for careless shield bubbling or other hostilities."

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And that is the precise time when another figure (looking groggy from sleep debt) shows up.

He raises an eyebrow.
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"Sleep well?" Isabella asks. "Tell us, if you had received a polite letter asking when would be a good time for your alt and his wife to visit, kindly write this information on the reverse of this letter for scrying, what would've happened?"

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"I would have been alarmed and checked the letter for traps. Then I'd write the information on the reverse side of the letter with several exclamation marks and some copious capitalization and wait for a reply."

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"And then if we'd shown up on schedule, hostile shield-bubble?"

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"Probably, but I also would have been less sleep-deprived. So, more inclined to let you out with little trouble."

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"I don't suppose there's any way to write the letter that would've skipped the hostile shield-bubble altogether?"

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"To put it simply? No."

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"Okay, but we could keep the unpleasantness to a minimum. Probably would have helped with Edarial and Iobel too, to be honest, although Spring was perfectly friendly from the get-go."

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"We... Also started off by resurrecting her," points out her husband.

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"If you'd started out by bringing me back from the dead, there would have been no shield bubble at all."

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"Well, obviously, because if we'd started with resurrecting you from the dead you'd have been a seriously woozy non-mage, as we now know because my Adarin is serving as test subject," says Isabella testily.

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"Which I am extremely sorry for and will genuinely work diligently to fixing. I was going to go take some questionable drugs to sleep more, but I thought it would be kinder to offer you a room in my home first. Considering."

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"That would be more comfortable than hammocking in the sky again. I can put you to sleep in a not particularly questionable manner if you're willing, that's pure verse."

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"How long does it last?"
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"Varies. I can tweak the spell."

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"Okay. Then - yes, if two days is safely possible."

He does not look comfortable with this, but he is sucking it up because he kind of owes Isabella and his alt after the whole - accidental murder thing.
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"Well, I'd recommend eating and getting some water after about a day, but apart from that there shouldn't be any disaster."

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"Mm. A day, I wake up to eat, drink, and use the privy, and then you put me under for another day?"

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"Sure."

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He retrieves two keys, and holds them out to his two new guests. "Feel free to raid my food. If you'd like, I can also hand you money to buy what you'd like."

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Adarin takes one key and inspects it. It looks like it's made of glass and only vaguely shaped like a key at all.

"... Sure," he says, because he can't scry it to figure out how it works. "Money for food sounds fine."
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"In what respect is this a key?" asks Isabella.

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"In that if it's on your person, you can enter my house." He glances at Lynn. "It'll also only work for the two of you, by the way. Because 'magic,'" he adds, dryly. "As you would put it."

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"Okay." Isabella tucks it into a fold of silk.

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Adarin pockets his, as well.

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"Thank you for your services, Lynn. Er, ghost-Adarin, what would you -" Pause. "He would like to have a mage play cards with him or something, to alleviate boredom. He says if it's not Lynn the only people that come to mind are Zeviana and - someone named Xiara?"

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"A Xiara came to Chamomile a while ago. With some ghosts. I don't know if she'd still be alive, here, and there isn't yet a complete portal chain to let her visit."

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"Mm. I don't know anyone of that name and I know just about every mage here. Ghosts don't interact well with mirrors. Well, it was an idea. I'll see if I can find someone, regardless."

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"Thank you."

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"Thank you," her husband agrees.

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The elderly alt doesn't think it would be a good idea to say 'you're welcome,' so he doesn't. But he does nod.

"Now, inside, to hand you money, embrace my inner glutton by eating, and then sleeping for another day."
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Isabella nods and gets up.

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As does Adarin. He looks at Lynn. "Thanks for the - history lesson."

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"You're welcome," she replies. "I will remain out here for a little while, playing cards with - the other you." She glances at his alt. "The other, other you."

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"And thank you for that, too."

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"And - let me know if he wants to talk to me. Please."

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"Of course. You'll know if I crash through a wall after trying and failing at the door."

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"Let's not. Say we did."
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Lynn snorts. "That was a joke. I've heard of knocking."

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Isabella snorts.

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"Miracles truly do exist."

And then, house-ward!
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Hello, Terrible Adarin's House.

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The house would say hello right back, and then insist that it is not terrible just for being associated with its owner. But it can't. Because it is a house.

Terrible Adarin retrieves money, and then offers it to his alt and his alt's wife.
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Isabella accepts it.

"Restaurant recommendations?" she inquires dryly.
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"A few." He rattles off the names of a few places to eat, gives some recommendations for what to have while there, and then gives some basic directions for how to get to each.

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Naturally, his alt recognizes exactly zero of them. "Thank you," he says, because he's pretty sure he is completely useless as a guide here.

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Isabella jots down notes. "Right then. Lunch, love?"

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"Sure, is there something you'd like to try while we're here?"

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"The fish sounds good."

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"Then we'll go with that," says Adarin, looking just a teensy bit like he's completely in love.

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His alt does not say a word.

But he does have opinions.
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There is a pause as both Adarins consider each other. And then completely out of the blue, the younger one says, "Forty-three point eight."

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"Huh?"
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"What, really?"
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"Yes. I love my wife very much."

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"And you're not spelled or drugged or anything?"

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"Nope."

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"Did you assign a medium-sized number to how much you're in love with me?"

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Her husband snickers. "Uh - not quite, but sort of?"

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"Well, what is it then?"

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"In summary? How well you work with him, how he feels about your actions and opinions in general, how effectively you are helpful to the world, and, of course, how he feels about you." Pause. "Forty-three point eight is an extremely high number in the scale we're using. If you hadn't guessed."

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"Awww." She nuzzles her Adarin.

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He snuggles her right back. "I'll break down the why for you later if you like."

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"I'm curious."

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"That's a yes, then."

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"Mmm-hm. I am afraid I don't assign numbers to these things or I'd return the favor."

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"It's quite all right. I am aware that I'm a bit weird."

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"Just a little. I love you."

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"I love you, too." Snuggle, snuggle.

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Snuggle.

"Lunch," she prompts, presently.
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"Lunch!"

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"Not to worry," drawls the third wheel, "I will not be joining you, I have some work to do before I am put to sleep."

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"We'll be back in a bit," Isabella says. "Don't do anything mana-intensive, please."

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"That would defy the entire purpose of magically induced sleep to speed up your return to your plane, certainly. I'll refrain."

Off he goes to do - stuff. And things.
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And off go the extraplanar visitors to eat fish.

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Exciting!

"So, which part of the number would you like explained? Just, all of it?"
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"All of it," confirms Isabella.

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"Okay," he laughs. "Let's see... First, you get a point for being sentient and also alive. Everyone gets that one, because there is a such thing as negative numbers and I don't like reducing people to that just because they personally annoy me. Zero's easier to work with, one is slightly nicer." Pause. "Anyway, seven point six for intellect and being part of the church of common sense. Twelve because you have damn good work on pointing that sort of thing in the right direction and - actually sticking to it when you had the chance to enact it. Three point five for being systematic and organized. Three point one for having magic, one point one for having skill with it, and most importantly, four point seven for using it, properly, for good things. Two because you're doing all of the fantastic things you're doing in the - right way. That probably sounds like 'doing good things' but I mean - you could be doing good things in the wrong sort of way. And you aren't."

He looks embarrassed. "This next one's a bit weird to explain because there are lots and lots of numbers that lead to its sum and it's also kind of emotional rather than entirely logical, but - seven point four. Because we're married and there are various reasons for why that has occurred. I don't even know how I'd begin to explain that one, it would take some time. And then, you got an added one point four because you resurrected me and I dislike being dead."
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"How do you come by these values?" asks Isabella, who has written them all down. "Why is having magic three point one instead of, say, three, or six, or something?"

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"Comparison of - how important things are in my head in relation to other things. If you're curious, the measuring point here is the token point for being alive and sentient. Because I had to pick something to measure this all by."

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"So having magic is three and a bit times more important than being sapient? Is my portal bag, being magic, three and a bit times more important than some random nonmagical person?"

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"It sounds really bad when you say it like that," laughs Adarin "The portal bag itself, no, it's like a - point two or something, it's useful but not irreplaceable. I mean that you have magic that can be used for useful things and that is a valuable resource that can be used for other purposes. For example, helping sapient people."

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"I use my portal bag for that, too," she points out.

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"Yes, but it can be replaced. It's just one singular thing that is useful, it is not a thing that makes other useful things. It's useful, but it's not the one that's resurrecting the dead, it's just helping a bit with that."

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"Your number system is cute and so are you. I love you."

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"Thanks! I love you, too. I didn't make it to be cute, but I'm not complaining that it is!"

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"The exact mechanism isn't so much cute, the fact that it has such exact mechanisms is cute."

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He snickers. "I like being precise and exact! It's a bit less - nailed down to numbers in my head, you were easy to do because I think about you a lot. So I don't have to look through the metaphorical filing cabinet. Other people I'd have to poke my head a bit to come up with exact numbers. I could easily ballpark it, but not to - decimal points."

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Adarin smiles back, looking embarrassed. "The comparisons themselves don't bother you?"

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"Why would it, am I missing something?"

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"No, but I mean - Ana would be upset if I told her that there was something in my head that made me care about how good you are at fixing things in comparison to being hopelessly in love with you."

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"Why?"

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"The fact that it has a higher number in the math problem. I don't think she cares that I find it important, I think she would care that I find it - more important than just being in love with you."

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"Well, I mean, you're in love with me for reasons, you were not shot at by a cherub with questionable morals."

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He laughs. "Yeah. I would be so confused if that happened, my math problem would be confused at reasonless love."

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"What would happen if you were shot at by such a cherub, do you have an algorithm with enough plasticity to handle that?"

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"I... Have no idea. I hope I'd be able to handle it? It's - not the sort of situation I've been in, before."

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"We have found some interesting things in the multiverse so far and I am suddenly quite nervous."
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"As am I," he murmurs, and then he snuggles her.
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Snuggle.

"I have no idea how my birth blessing will hold up against anything offworld that it ought not to agree with. And you don't even have one."
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Snuggle.

"I think we should - not mess with other planes for a while after - this whole debacle."
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"How long a while? I think the letter-sending thing will help..."

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"I have no idea. But just - I'm remembering how scary other planes can be."

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Isabella nods.

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"I love you," he assures, quietly. "And we have - projects to work on in the meanwhile. So it's not like we won't be doing anything."

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"Yes, but I'm sort of worried there are more Bells in states somewhat more urgent than 'already dead' who could benefit from help..."

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Wince. "True, we can - check?"

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"Realistically, sweetie, if you find more I'm going to want to pay them visits regardless of whether they're in dire straits at that moment or not."

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He laughs, a little. "Fair enough. More methods to - figure out what we're jumping into before we go, though?"

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"Yes. Lots of prep. Second portal bag. Maybe anchor the next search on female Zevianas on the assumption they'll have Adarins, and see if that entices her to join us on the trip so there's emergency mana to be had."

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Nod. "Agreed. I - know you don't like him, but my older alt could do the same. As an extra battery."

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"He can work off his debt to society," mutters Isabella. "Well, no, that's not fair, I imagine society owes him, but his debt to us."

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"Yeah. Just a bit."

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Snuggle.

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"On the - bright side. We can probably raid his library. Once my magic's back."
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"Oh, that will be nice."

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"Very. Part of me is tempted to get nerdy about the shield he used. Morbid as that is."

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"A little."

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Snuggle. He looks pensive, but doesn't say what's on his mind.

He misses his magic. He feels naked without it.
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"At some point we're probably going to have to discuss the thing we are presently not saying out loud."
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"Yeah," sighs her husband. "Should - that be now, or do we wait?"

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"Well - certainly it shouldn't occur now, the conversation - I don't know."

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"I meant the conversation," he winces, paling a little. "Not - that."

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Isabella squeezes him.

"Maybe not out in public, it'd sound weird. We could go back to your terrible alt's house and I can send him to sleep and then we can - talk."
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Adarin nods. "Yeah. We should - probably also start going by the nicknames, actually. We picked them out and haven't used them once."

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"Well, you and I have them, but Iobel and Edarial don't and neither does your terrible alt."

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"Yeah, and my terrible alt's the one who really needs it - we should ask when we're done with lunch."

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Isabella nods. "Any guesses what he'll pick?"

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"The first things to pop into my head are kind of mean, I don't think they would be things that he would pick."
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"Yeah," snorts Isabella.

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"The only non-rude thing that comes to mind is Silver, because his hair's not white, but if we ever meet an older me again I don't think that'll work."

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"Yeah. Although since it's just plain a hair color in Edarial's case it's an open question if white hair darkens to gray there, or if it will do in other worlds. But I suppose if there's two Kystles there could be a dozen."

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"... I don't know if I should see that as a good thing or personally terrifying. That there could be a dozen Kystles."

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"Well, maybe we could catch some of them early. Head off the invasion."

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"That'd be nice," he says wistfully.

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"Of course, we might also run into some where you haven't been born yet, and I have no idea how you'd want to respond to that situation."

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"... I have no idea, either. The events that lead to my conception are kind of terrible, so - I am torn between wanting an alt of me to actually be born and also preventing that."

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"Is there a good way to prevent it? ...Also, what happens if we find a you when you're a kid."

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"Uh... I'm not sure if there's a good way, considering - my mother. But the obvious is to keep Nereus away from my mother and hope that keeps her non-murderous. Or - well. Killing her." He winces, then recovers. "If we find me when I'm a kid, that's a bit more straightforward. Snatch him and his sibling out of the hands of terrible guardians, find a Veron to be a dad at them both, squirrel all three of them away to Chamomile or something."

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"Does it seem likely that keeping Nereus away from her would help?"

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"It would prevent her from - killing lots of people upon his death, but I've never interacted with her from before she met him. Apparently she was more docile before. But that could be wistful thinking."
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"And something else could theoretically set her off, anyway."

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"Yeah," he sighs. "That's depressing."

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Snuggle. "We'll figure something out."

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"As it comes up," agrees Isabella. "Versions of me tend to have unobjectionable childhoods - so far, and parentally speaking; Spring would have needed some help if we'd found her in her original world - so that's not nearly as much of a worry."

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"I'm glad," he murmurs. "I like - versions of you consistently having unobjectionable childhoods."

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"Parentally speaking," repeats Isabella. "You might have been asleep when - Spring was born into slavery. She was still in it when she found the magic that gave her the door that let her into Pantheon."

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Wince. "Ah."
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"But nothing that would be particularly awkward to deal with - delicate, maybe, but not a moral conundrum. All we'd have had to do would be, you know, steal her."

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"Yeah," he agrees. "And then work from there."

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"Yeah. We should probably establish contact with her original world, at some point. There's been plenty of time for things to change and we already know it's populated."

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He nods. "I'll look for it. When - everything's settled."

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"Yeah."

Squeeze.
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Snuggle. "I love you."

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"I love you too."

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They reach the described restaurant - the outside of it is rather plain, blending in to the rest of the city. The inside is another story, however. The walls have a patterned scale-like texture to them, subtly iridescent and vaguely reminiscent of fish scales. In proper lighting it might look a bit gaudy, but with no sunlight to interfere the restaurant can just always have moody lighting. Little glass baubles hang from the ceiling, some of them giving off the only light present, others reflecting it and in the right light, looking like stars.

"... Huh," says Adarin.
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"Oh, nice decor."

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"Very. I'm glad you chose seafood."

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"For all we know the other restaurants are even prettier."

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"True," he snickers. "We could have picked the plain one. If we picked the plain one that would make me sad."

Lunch! Most of the foods are strange and foreign, but Adarin recognizes at least three and recommends one of them to his wife.
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"We can try another one for dinner..." Isabella accepts his recommendation.

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"True. Though if it's horrifically gaudy, we can stick to seafood."

Adarin orders something else that he actually knows. He is not feeling adventurous just yet.
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"I imagine seafood for every meal for days would get wearing."

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"It's a good thing we're not going to be here long, isn't it?"

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"Yes. Not that I'm looking forward to the immediate activity when we get home, either, but - then we'll get to settle down."

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He winces, and nods. "I - if it is extremely distressing I can - not... Do that."

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"Yambe Akka's bones it's distressing, but - temporarily. I don't want you to have to do without your magic if I can fix it."

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"Okay." Adarin takes her hand. "I can just be - ordinary person the husband if it's - that bad."

He does not look like he wants to, though.
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"Sweetie, I'll deal. I'm not going to pretend to be completely easy about it, but I'll deal, if the alethiometer says I have the spell right it'll only be a few minutes."

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"All right," he murmurs. "Because I will - give up - give up magic if it's better for you."

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Isabella picks up his hand and presses her lips to his knuckles.

"I'm not asking any such thing. Besides," she adds wryly, "hardly fair to your ghost."
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"It's really not," he agrees. "But you're my priority, and you're his, too, so."

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"In large part because I am nice and considerate, I think. Much too nice and considerate to make my - currently divided quantity of husband - go without magic because I'm wibbly about a step in the process."

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"Thank you. I love you, so much."
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Isabella kisses his hand again. "I love you too, sweetie."

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He smiles at her, a bit.


"... Do we have to get remarried, now?" he muses.
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"I'm pretty sure we are still married," she giggles.

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"Oh, good, because I liked our wedding. It was nice, but the hassle was annoying. Let's not do that again."

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"If you want, we could do a renewing-our-vows, nice and private and low-hassle."

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"Hmmmmm," he muses. "Maybe. Did we have a 'Til Death Do Us Part' clause in the vows? Do we need to renew them?"

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"Now that's a likely unprecedented use of the concept."

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"Veron wasn't at our wedding, either, but getting vows renewed seems a little silly. Hmmm."

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"Well, he could come to the renewal."

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"Okay," he says whimsically. "You've convinced me, at the renewal we get to specifically mention that death does not part us, screw that, let's be properly immortal."

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"Yes. Proper immortality. We can invite our alts. Maybe not the terrible one. I will leave the invitation of the terrible one up to you."

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"I may or may not invite him, I'm not sure, yet. Would that be okay for Iobel and Edarial? They were annoyed at us for flaunting, and this is going to be a very flaunty event."

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"Well, they don't have to come."

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"True. Invitations out of niceness, then."

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"Mm-hm. But besides alts and immediate family let's not overdo it, we don't want the hassle again."

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"Agreed, the hassle was annoying. Worth it, worth every minute of it, but - annoying."

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"Hence, do-over."

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"Yes," he laughs. "Do-over."

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"But if this one turns out to be annoying too please don't die yet again just to get another shot. It is legal to do vow renewals as often as one likes without intervening mortality."

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"Of course, of course."

He snickers. "How would I even explain that? 'I'm sorry, dear, but I wanted to marry you again so obviously I had to die first.'"
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"It wouldn't go over well."

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"No, and I wouldn't blame you in the slightest for that. If I think that is an intelligent thing to do, hit me over the head with something, because it's either an imposter or mind control."

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"Please do not be impostored or mind controlled. This would also not go over well."

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"I solemnly swear to do my best to prevent both."

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"Good."

Is that their seafood?"
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It is! Look at it, all on a plate and food-shaped and everything.

Also delicious. It is that, too.
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"Your terrible alt is not terrible at restaurant recommendations."

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"He isn't! If he were I would be annoyed with him, and then probably commandeer his kitchen to make something edible."

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At length, they are fed, and walk back to Terrible Adarin's House. Isabella opens the door.

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And there is Terrible Adarin. Sitting, eating a modest little meal.

"Hello," he says, glancing up.
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"Hello. Nice seafood place. Let me know when you want to go to sleep."

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"Certainly. I've arranged things so your husband's ghost will not be lonely, I'm just eating before sleep."

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"Thank you. Who's keeping him company?"

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"A few people that owe me favors. They're all very nice, one of them volunteered when she heard the situation."

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"Okay, good. You need a nickname, by the way."

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"I protest to being called 'Ada' or 'Addy-kins,'" he says dryly.
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"I'm not that upset with you," snorts Cypress.

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"Ours - well, mine is sort of lying in wait until another Isabella-proper turns up - are Ice for me and Cypress for him."

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"Hm," he says, and then after a short pause, "Prime."

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"... 'Prime'?"

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"Because I am in the Prime of my life," drawls the newly nicknamed Adarin.

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"Ah, ironic nicknames. Is that going to be a trend?"

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"I have no idea. It vaguely amuses me, another alt might not feel like being ironic, though. I couldn't say."

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"Prime it is."

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"Exciting."

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"Less confusing, that's the important part."

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"That, as well."

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"Edarial can just keep 'Edarial' for the time being unless that's a recurring variation, but Iobel should pick something, I suppose, I wonder if she's gotten anywhere on that."

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"If all else fails, call her, 'Hey, you.'"

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"I think I'd go for 'cat lady' first."

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"I won't ask what earned her that one for fear of disappointment."

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"She has a cat."

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"Alas, disappointment. I'd expected thirty cats, or her being part cat, or living in a giant cat floating in space."

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"The cat is her familiar, and having him allows her to cast spells."

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"Interesting." Pause. "It's non-transferable, isn't it. No trips to the pet shop for an extra set of magic?"

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"No, you need a spirit animal for it. Only people from the plane have one."

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"I wish I could say I was surprised, but." He looks up in a skyward direction. "No, universe, you'll not drive me to drinking. Console yourself somehow, this behavior is getting embarrassing."

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"We may yet find transferable magic," says Isabella encouragingly. "I mean, I guess Pantheon magic is transferable. Just not horizontally, you have to get gods to like you."

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"How long does that take on average?"

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"For me, not long, but I was resurrecting their deceased acolytes."

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"Then maybe I can placate them with a large showy display of magic."

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"Sorry," apologizes Prime.
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"Well, you can introduce yourself, at any rate, once you make us a portal back to the mountain Spring is living on now."

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"Certainly. Speaking of which -" He finishes the last of his meal. "- everything's taken care of. To sleep, then?"

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"Mm-hm. But presumably not at your kitchen table."

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"As enjoyable as it would be to have my face become acquainted with its surface, no. Bedroom."

He gets up to go there! Presumably Isabella and Cypress will follow.
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Well, Isabella does. Cypress is technically superfluous.

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He is, but he is going to supervise anyway. Because, wife. With an alt that killed him. It's an absurd thing to worry about, considering that Prime's an alt of himself and the entire affair was an accident, but. Wife.

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And then they are at Prime's bedroom, it's not like it was a long walk.

"Is the sleep instant, or can I ask you to spell me here and I crawl into bed by my own power?"
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"It will take effect instantly when I'm through the poem."

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"Okay," he shrugs, and he opens the door with a murmured, 'Boop.'

The room itself is nice, and well kept, though it looks like recently things have become rather messy - papers left on the desk when they could be neatly stacked, books not returned to the nearby bookshelf, that sort of thing. It's still nice, and there are curious and obviously magical things just - around.

Prime takes off his shoes and sits on the bed. "All right, ready."
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Isabella recites the poem. This one rhymes and she actually learned it to a tune, as a lullaby, so bits of singsong creep into the casting.

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Prime doesn't comment on the singsong quality, though he does look faintly amused.

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Isabella backs out of the room politely.

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Cypress follows, and closes the door behind them.

"Well. At least I'm not in danger of being boring when I'm five hundred."
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"Were you expecting to be?"

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"No, but it's nice to know, anyway."

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Isabella giggles.

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Cypress smiles at his wife.

"Though, pass on looking older. You'll be ageless and witchy, I might as well try to match."
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"That's built into all applicable spells, sweetie."

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"Exactly, so I am making arguments that support my state of being," he teases.

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"Vanity, or admiration for my spell designs?"

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"One of those, surely."

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Isabella giggles again.

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Because his wife is cute, Cypress decides that she may get a peck. On the nose.

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Eeeeheeheehee!

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"You're adorable," he declares, happily.

He's not stalling about talking about that one thing. Nope. Not at all.
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"Yes. I am."

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"And I love you."

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"And I think we had," she sighs, "better find someplace comfy to sit, and - talk."

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Cypress goes to it and sits, and then he holds out his arms so they can cuddle while talking about his impending death.
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She snuggles up into the provided embrace.

"Basic questions are when and how and what to advertise to whom. Answer to the first is 'when I have a spell for it, good and alethiometer-confirmed'. Thoughts on the other two?"
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"How - I... Don't know. Something painless, preferably. Advertising - Ana will be annoyed with me if I don't tell her. She'll want to know. Veron might, as well, but not as - strongly."

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"You're a little too covered in protective tattoos for a death spell, and even if you weren't - well, anyway, it'll have to be something else."

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"You don't have to see," murmurs Adarin. "We'll - not make it a death spell, it'll be something else."

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"What, though? I'm not keen on being questioned by the police about what I need a lot of morphine for."

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Wince. "... I'd say my brand of magic, but that's - either my sister would have to do it, or Prime."

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"I can't say I'm thrilled with either option. But then that's probably the wrong standard."

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"You are allowed to have opinions on - things. These things, in particular."

Snuggles. All of the snuggles.
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"Yes, but hoping for the opinion to be anything approaching 'thrilled' is excess optimism."

Snuggle.
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He snickers, a little. "I was not expecting you to be thrilled about any of this. Do - you want me to handle things and just deal with it myself so you don't have to think about it?"

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"I don't want to make you do it alone. I mean, hell, you're the one who's going to have to actually go through it all, my distress is at least seventy percent empathy."

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"I'm - well, I died once, and I don't think a second time will compare to the first."

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Squeeze.

"And I was in ignorance beyond Path's transferred anxiety at the time, so we've already tried it that way once, let's see if it's any better the other."
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"Okay," he murmurs. Squeeze.

"... I mean, I think if I didn't think about it and just - bam, dead, I don't think I would care, but it's the planning that's bothering me."
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"I don't think I have it in me to plan a sneak attack."

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"No, no, I'm not - love, I'm not going to ask you to do that, heavens no."

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"No other ways around the planning step come to mind."
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"Yeah," he sighs. "So, planning now, or - when we get back?"
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She pets his hair. "Well, we're already talking about it. Do you want to have to start this conversation twice?"

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"Good point. Okay - a way to - quietly kill me quickly and painlessly without alerting the police."

Pause. "... All of my answers to that keep coming up as 'magic,' that is upsetting."
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"Some herbs I can get without arousing particular suspicion are poisonous but I don't think any of them are painless."

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Adarin shudders, a little. "No thanks, I'll - avoid that."

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"Yeah. Fuck."

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"My sister would be so much better at this."
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"Well, we can ask her, I guess."

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"We can," he sighs. "Should we?"

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"You said she'd want to be told anyway, so that's not a separate conversation starter, there's that."

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He nods. "Now, or - some other time?"

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"This - seems like it should be in-person news, in case she wants to hug you or something."

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Another nod. Then snuggles.

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Snuggles. Yes.