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Prime wakes up a day later, takes care of some business that includes checking up on how Cypress's ghost is being treated, making sure ex-demon hunters are not killing anyone, having a brief chat with his father and a hug, and other general administrative and personal affairs. Then, brief meal, and back to sleep.

It's uneventful. Cypress and Ice go to several more restaurants (most of which are pretty, in interesting and unique ways) and return to Prime's home to snuggle and - forget about the events that'll transpire when they get home. Cypress misses Vernaia, he tolerates her being away from him but just gone entirely is - it obviously bothers him. He'd suggest going the way of Prime and spending the next day in sleep, but he can't ask it of his wife. He snuggles her, instead, and they distract each other from the things that are obviously wrong.

Then, completely predictably, Prime wakes up. He checks his mana stores. He gets notes from Cypress and casts the language spell, since it's cheap.

"Ready," he informs, when he has recovered enough from three days of near non-stop sleep to be reasonably awake and functional. He has a spot picked out for the portal, already. He does a bit of writing in his own book of cheat sheets, and then the empty wall by the front door gets - what looks like a painting. Specifically, a painting of the other side of the portal - Pantheon. It looks like a painting, too, not like a photograph. If someone looks closely, they can see what looks to be brush strokes, and little hints of mess here and there.

He touches the portal, murmurs "Pantheon" and then it shifts. To something more - real, lifelike. Like you could step through it to the other side.

"Done. After you?"
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"Neat trick," remarks Isabella. "Is the ghost here, will he be able to follow okay?"

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"He is right over there, he'll be following through just fine, I made it very ghost friendly."

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"Thank you."

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"It's the least I can do."

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Isabella decides confirming that yes, it is that, would be a bit much.

She steps through.
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Here is Spring, with a book. "Hi, Isabella."

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And there is Idania, floating upside down four feet in the air. Also reading a book.

"Hey, Isabella and magic nap man!" she says, brightly. "And other person I don't know!"
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"Hi," says Cypress, somewhere between amused by the scene and trying not to be bothered by being described by something he technically doesn't have anymore.

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"This other person is the Adarin alt we were on our way through here to see," explains Isabella. "His name is also Adarin, so for disambiguation, mine is Cypress and the old one is Prime."

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"Well, nice to meet you, Prime, I don't look it but I'm one of her," Spring gestures at Isabella, "and my name's Ayabel but you can call me Spring."

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"And I'm Idania. But so far it's just been me, so - no fancy nicknames, I'm special and unique."

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"Hello," he says, inclining his head. "It's nice to meet you, too."

He does not comment on Idania's upside down status, but he does smile faintly.
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"Just passing through, or visiting?"

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"Visiting, I am sadly not fulfilling today's weirdness quota, so of course I need to go chat up some literal gods."

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"Do you want to play a board game with me and Rae? He's a god, I don't think it's weird but other people do."

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Prime glances at Ice and Cypress. "If I'm not needed elsewhere, certainly."
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"Just - make sure the ghost follows us through the Chamomile portal, and then you can play board games with deities. One deity. Spring, I will give you the full story later if Prime doesn't." Isabella makes for the Chamomile portal.

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"I will tell her the full story," he agrees, reasonably. "And yes, he is following you just fine."

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As is Cypress.

"Sorry for the lack of small talk," he says to Idania and Spring, "I would just like to get home as soon as possible."
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Home goes the witch with both sections of her spouse.

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"She was seriously nettled."

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"Yeah, uh -" Idania glances at Prime, then frowns. She noticed the vaguely guilty look. "Wait, what did you do?"

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"Accidentally killed her husband," sighs Prime.

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"Thaaaat may explain the 'ghost' bit? But why would he have a ghost if he is also alive again thanks to her highly useful magic?"
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"He lost his magic in the process of the resurrection and also his daemon. They are going to fix that."

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"Erg," is the response Idania makes. It's enough to make her flip back right side up and land. "Yikes, okay then."

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"I guess one disadvantage of do-your-own-detail-work magic is going to be - unexpected side effects. We don't have ghosts, do we?"

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"I mean like, superstitious people sometimes talk about it, but they've got dandruff and bits of string as proof, so - no. I'm going with no."

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"When a magic user of my type dies," sighs Prime, "they leave a ghost, basically the manifestation of the part of them with magic. And, of course, only mages can see or hear them."

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"That... is interesting."

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"In an academic sense, fascinating, but in the personal sense - somewhat distressing."

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"Yyyyes. We woke up without our magic, too, but - got it back pretty quickly."

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"Yeah," sighs Prime. "It's - there's a method to fix it, apparently. But it can't be done here or at my home, so I needed to make a portal here."

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"Weren't they - oh - got it," says Spring. "How do you accidentally kill your alt?"

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"Thirty-seven hours with no sleep and an absurdly complicated shield. Also five centuries worth of paranoia."

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"... Uh that's about half of an answer, but okay. You were paranoid, trapped him, and messed up on a thing doing that and that killed him?" clarifies Idania.

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"Yes," sighs Prime. "That."

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"I can see why Isabella would be nettled, then. Well. Welcome to Pantheon, although I'm not actually from here originally."

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"I am, though. I found her in a magic bar."

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"Naturally," drawls Prime. "Where else would you meet people from other planes, but a magic bar."
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"I was surprised, although not flabbergasted. My original world's magic is unpredictable and there isn't a known limit to what it can do."

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"... Directionless, or can you aim it?"

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"It's locations, called 'magics'. Things that go in them get randomly magicked. It's not something you do to yourself unless you're suicidally desperate, since it is many times more likely to turn you into something you'd sooner not be than to do anything more useful, let alone unambiguously useful. I was extremely lucky. The people I was with when I fell in were not."

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"Well I always need more new material for my fondest nightmares."
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"You are unlikely to fall into any magics here. You'd have to go to Tayane."

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"I figured," he agrees. "But they continue to exist and people get - randomly magicked. That in itself is horrifying."

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"Yeah, also it has slavery and is basically terrible."

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"Charming."

He sounds anything but charmed.
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"There's fences around the magics. I'm less concerned with the fact that maybe five people a year get magicked than with the fact that larger numbers of them suffer from diseases that I could now heal with a touch, among other things. So eventually I want a portal back there to shake some things up and possibly install some Perinixu holy water and see if it takes."

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"Would you like me to look for it, when I have not recently made a portal and have mana to work with?"

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"That sounds likely faster than waiting for Ice and Cypress to come back."

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"Probably," agrees Prime. "Though maybe it'll take an afternoon and they'll be back before - I don't know, dinner or something."

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"I got the impression her spells took more development time than that."

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"As did I, but I try and nurse the tender half-dead thorny bush that is my optimism where I can."

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"You do not seem particularly similar to Cypress. Maybe Rae can confirm for sure when he gets here for board games."

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"I doubt it's a mistake, five hundred years is just a very long time. He's - what I would be if I were twenty and in love instead of five hundred and not."

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"Well, Rae can check anyhow. That's how they found me, actually, he heard Isabella talking and thought she was me."

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"Useful. How can he tell, is it magical sparkly god powers?"

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"Magic sparkly god powers, yeah." Idania retrieves her vial of sand. "Psssst. Hey. Rae. Remember magic nap guy? He's got another him that's up for playing board games with us, and also he's like - super sarcastic." Pause. "Okay, see you then!"

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Prime blinks, slowly, at this apparent bout of crazy, but he then decides that it's a magic thing so he'll roll with it.

"Super sarcastic," he repeats.
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"It's accurate!" defends Idania.

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"It is," confirms Aya.

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"I suppose so," shrugs Prime, with a sigh.

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"By the way, do not let Rae win just because he's a deity."

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"It annoys him!"

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"Then by all means, I will do my best to win on my own merits."

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"You'll still lose. Just don't do it on purpose."

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"Thank you, ray of sunshine, you're helping the optimism bush immensely."

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"Do you want help with your emotional shrubbery?"

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"No," he snorts.

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"Awww, but we could get emotionally healing watering pails and everything! Little shears of brutal honesty to snip away the bad parts!"

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"Don't needle him, Idania."

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"Awwww. Heartbreak, I might have actually been able to not have a gardening attempt backfire terribly for once! I was excited!"

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"Those sentences do not make me want to hand over the metaphorical emotional gardening tools to you." He sniffs. "I'll have you know that I am a grown man and can garden my own emotional shrubbery, thank you. Occasionally with swear words, pyromania, and copious applications of math, but I manage."

He is joking.
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"Well, restrain the pyromania around here and we'll get along, I imagine."

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"I'll manage. Somehow," he says, dryly.

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"Yoooou're not a pyromaniac," declares Idania. "Like, at all."
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"What gave me away? Was it the lack of soot and ash on my clothes?"

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"Mm-mm. You're the buildy-repairy type, I can tell. Can smell you from a mile away."

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"I'll have to change soaps," drawls Prime.

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"Do they make a soap for that? I'd try it."

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Idania giggles. "'Essence of builder'! Made by Bob, sold in shops everywhere."

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"They must have made millions."

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"Well, in certain markets, anyway."

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"Of course, nothing sells well everywhere."

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"Birth control."

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"Fruit."

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"Flavored water."

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"Flavored water."
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"Catch-all term for all drinks ever. Alcohol, wine, those wussy citrus fruit drinks. You know. Juice and - I seriously don't know the technical term for drinks that aren't water. I've been in the desert too long, help."

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"Of course. Birth control, no, because some cultures have magical solutions or support rampant children underfoot. Fruits as a catch-all term, yes, but you can't say that all types of fruit sell well everywhere, it changes based on the culture, climate, cooking habits, and transportation from where ever the fruits come from. Same with - 'flavored water.' If you pick a broad enough category of course you can say it sells well everywhere. Food, food sells well everywhere in some fashion, but it's quite vague."

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"I assume you'll have the same objection to 'clothes' or 'human labor'."

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"Yes."

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"Salt."
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"... I'll accept defeat there."
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"Wooo!" says Idania, and she flies over to high-five Aya.

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High-five!

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High-five! Hurray!

She looks at Prime, curiously.

"Hey," she says, with a cat-like grin, "does your magic do contraception? 'Cause that'd be fun to test out." Wink.
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Sloooow blink.

"I disagree," he says, his expression blank.
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"Technically she was unspecific about who it would be fun to test it with."

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"Technically," he agrees.

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"Did Isabella immortalize you yet? Apparently it has a slow de-aging effect."

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(Idania, meanwhile, is trying very hard not to giggle.)

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"She hasn't, she was rather busy." He shrugs. "No rush, I'm fairly certain I've got a century left in me anyway."

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"And it comes free with resurrection, anyway, we didn't die this perky."

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"That's convenient, though let's avoid assisted suicide in the name of vanity."

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"Wasn't suggesting it."

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"I knew people that would have tried it."

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"Thaaat's depressing. Dying sucked, I don't recommend it."

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"I was not a fan," agrees Aya.

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Prime nods. "I never said I liked the people that would have tried it."

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And that is when a scruffy-looking familiar god shows up, landing easily.

He looks at Prime, but doesn't say a word.
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"Hello," says Prime, completely unaware that he is talking to a god.

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"Hi, Rae," says Aya.

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"Hello," he replies. Then he goes back to looking at Prime.

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"If you're eyeing me up as a volcano sacrifice I will teleport to the portal, run through, break it, and you'll never see me again."
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"No volcano sacrifices, try not to cry about their loss," snorts Idania. "Gods don't sacrifice people, that would be stupid."

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"Nevermind the other things that it would also be. Thank you for your discretion, regardless."

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"This is an Adarin, right, Rae? That is, he sounds like Isabella's husband the same way I sound like her?"

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"Yes." Head tilt. "But he's the same in the way that a tree came from a sapling..."

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"The gardening jokes continue."

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"... Or charcoal in comparison to a roaring fire," finishes Raezenoth.

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"Which of them is which object in this analogy?"

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"Either."

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"What about a caterpillar becoming a butterfly? A really sarcastic butterfly?"

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Rae shakes his head. "It seems accurate on the surface, but butterflies fundamentally change. He's different, but not - other."

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"Damn, I was hoping to call him the sarcastic butterfly."

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Prime snorts.

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"I am surprised you're letting this assessment stop you from calling him the sarcastic butterfly. Rae, you don't mind answering questions about this sort of thing, do you? Because if I know my alts - and this seems to be the point of having alts - there will be more of us who might need double-checking."

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"I don't care," the god shrugs.

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"I can't call him something that's not accurate! Sarcastic charcoal, maybe, but that doesn't have the same ring to it. Don't worry, I'll figure something funny to call you eventually."

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"I'll wait on bated breath."

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Aya goes to get her copy of their favorite board game. It is her actual copy given to her by Idania, preserved in a museum; acolytes are uncommon enough that there is generally some historian hanging on to their interesting possessions and she's made progress tracking much of it down and reclaiming it. (She has a growing list of people who've dared to ask if they can have their deceased friends and relatives back the same way she returned.)

"I'm assuming," she says to Prime, "that you've never played this before."
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"You assume correctly, I've never played - whatever that is before in my life."

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Aya explains the rules as she sets up.

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Idania helps with the explanations, and gives various examples of what has been done in previous games.

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Rae, meanwhile, silently helps set up the board game. The acolytes are doing a fine job explaining things, he's not going to bother to help.

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Prime listens raptly, asks occasional questions, and then gets the general idea of it and understands enough of it to get by.

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Aya takes the swamp territory this time.

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Rae gets deciduous forest. He frowns at this, but he will accept the dice's ruling. Grudgingly. (He wants to be a desert. Tundra, volcano, and mountain are okay, but desert's his favorite.)

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Idania gets volcano. She then spends the next few minutes cackling. Because lava.

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And Prime gets desert. He feels utterly ambivalent about this.

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Rae looks at him. With what might be annoyance.

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"I've played variants of this where people get to pick their territories," says Aya mildly, "but they wind up always getting the same things and it becomes boring."

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"Aha. And I just rolled his favorite territory."

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"Yup!" says Idania, chipper. "And I just rolled mine. Bwuahahahaha, volcano goddess, look upon me, ye mortals, and despair!"

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Rae turns to look at Idania.

"I am a god, Aya is immortal, and the other Adarin is - not entirely mortal," he informs her, calmly.
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"Shush, you're just miffed because you didn't get desert."

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The god doesn't deign to answer that.

(But she's right.)
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"Anyway. Now let's see who goes first."

Roll roll.

Idania goes first, and from there a lively forty-five minutes proceed to elapse, over the course of which they all four struggle to stay on the board. Prime is largely ignored, as a novice, although he sacrifices this small advantage after a while and then is eliminated first. Aya's next to go, followed by Idania, leaving Rae triumphant.
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Rae is incredibly smug about this victory. It's subtle, but there, if you look close and squint - smugness.

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Idania throws a pillow at him.

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Aya giggles.

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"... Did you keep that in your pack for specifically that purpose?"

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"Maybe."

(Yes. The answer is yes.)
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"Rae's secondary job description after 'god of the desert wind' is 'target of Idania's pillow throwing'."

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"It is a job I do magnificently," says the god gravely.

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Prime doesn't react for a few seconds, and then he bursts out laughing.
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"This is why he wanted her resurrected. No one else throws pillows at him quite the same."

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"I'm very proud of this fact, I am the master of pillow throwing."

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"As you should be," snorts Prime. "It is a rare and under appreciated art."

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"A pity it's so unpopular, or I'm sure she'd win trophies."

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"All of them, too, not just some. I would have a little trophy shelf and look at it every morning and feel proud and accomplished. People would be mad at me for hoarding them."

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"Eventually they would build you a Hall of Fame and you'd be disqualified from competing. It would be unfair."

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"So unfair! I would have won everything with only minimal cheating! It's practically fair!"

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"Yes, truly," drawls Rae. "That is the definition of fairness. Only minimal cheating."

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"No one would know."

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"With your plainly masterful ability to be quiet as a mouse about it?"

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"Yup. That and killing all of the witnesses."

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"Won't stick, anymore, depending on who you get."

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"Damn, foiled again. Gah, next you'll have me required to play fair!"

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"The horror."

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"The travesty," says Rae, in the same tone.

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"The inconvenience!"

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"I know! Ugh, it's so terrible!"

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"Thank goodness we don't live in a world with pillow-throwing tournaments after all."

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"The world is safe from the wrath of the pillow volcano goddess."

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"For now," swears Idania, shaking her fist.

And then she collapses into helpless giggles.
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"A pillow volcano would be fun. It'd drop pillows knee-deep miles around. Much pleasanter than the usual sort of volcanic eruption."

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"It would be," giggles Idania, "the best thing, people could take naps anywhere."

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"Walking would be troublesome," points out Prime. "You take a step, trip, and then - buried in pillows."

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"Get a pushbroom."

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"My domain would be desecrated by pushbrooms," laughs Idania.

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"Oh, are those offensive? How about a snow shovel?"

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Idania hisses.

"Sacrilege!"
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Aya taps her chin. "Pointy sticks with which to spear the pillows and put them out of the way?"

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"I could make a shield that sends pillows flying," adds Prime.

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"Fly over the pillows and avoid touching them entirely."

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That incites more hissing.

"It buuuuurns. It burns!"
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"You might have trouble attracting worshipers if they have to wade."

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"I will have a tiny domain of pillow fanatics."

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"Ah, yes. Circular pillow forts, where they perform unholy volcanic pillow rituals."

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Idania laughs maniacally. "Yeeeeeeeeees!"

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"If Idania the Pillow Volcano Goddess authorized them they would be holy volcanic pillow rituals," corrects Aya.

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"Ah, of course, my mistake."

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"My acolyte's power would be absurd aim with thrown pillows. We'd be a scourge on all of the lands."

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"I will have to be vigilant. The pillows will block out the very sun."

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Idania cackles some more. "Feaaaar meeeee!"

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"Aaaaaah," says Aya, deadpan. "Please. No. Mercy."

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"Never, unless you forsake Perinixu and worship me!"

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"I will be martyred for my anti-pillow beliefs, I guess. Isabella will be annoyed about me making her repeat that elaborate process again."

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"Curse you, friendly alt of my friend who was kind enough to resurrect the both of us at - what, how old is my body, I think I'm in my twenties? It was when I was hottest, for sure. Anyway, alt who did that!"

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"I don't remember her specifying an age. I think the idea is that we work like her species, now, stopping somewhere around 'young' and continuing in that vein."

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"Oh, okay then. Then doing that! I approve of it stopping somewhere around 'young.'"

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"I do too. I was not a fan of creaky bones and getting up to pee three times a night and so on."

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"Yeah, that was annoying. Also I can dance again, I sucked at it when I was old and crinkly."

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Prime doesn't comment. But he does raise an eyebrow.

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"At least you could still fly. I spent age seventy up wishing I'd ordered the hoverbike with more cushion to the seat."

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"Yeah, but I got all - dumpy. With scrawny arms! If I flew too much I couldn't walk at all!"

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"Well, no more of that, anyway. I feel great."

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"Yay, youth and immortality! Though I wouldn't have minded being stuck at like - forty, I was a foxy old lady."

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"Forty was okay. Although I did go gray kind of young, that's pure vanity, not a real quality of life issue." She glances at Prime. "It works better on you than it did on me."

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"Thank you," he says, faintly amused. "Though I'm definitely not forty."

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"No, I know, I just meant the gray."

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"To be honest, I think I prefer it over the white hair. I could fix it, easily enough, put it back - but as I am now I don't automatically stick out in crowds."

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"You might have to notify Ice of your cosmetic preferences when she gets around to immortalizing you."

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"Probably. That'll be a fun conversation, 'Yes, no, I'd like to stay looking like this, my bones don't creak and people at home would be confused if I suddenly looked like I was in my twenties again.'"

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"She can probably do it. Her magic is pretty damn good."

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"True. I'll ask, when - she is not busy and rightly upset with me."

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"Yyyyeah. Because, timing. I'm also going to wait before I ask for a portal from here to Iobel's world."

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"Cypress is not the only one who can make portals," points out Prime, amused.

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"Ooo, oo, I could then explore the world! That's exciting, I'd love to explore the world! Yours, too, but I was being polite and not tackling you to give me world-access."

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"Thank you. I dislike being tackled."

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"Is your world good for tourism? Should we go check it out, since there's already a portal?"

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"It's reasonably good for tourism, though I recommend waiting a year or two for the ex-demon hunters to settle down a bit and for Kystle to be more settled. The world itself is nice, though."

He doesn't say why it's nice now. He didn't work for five hundred years with people he hated for nothing.
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"I don't suppose there are large swaths of people who need to be healed of diseases?"

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"Not large swaths, but there are sick. Why," he asks, grinning, "can you help with that?"

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"I'm a healing goddess's acolyte. I can heal pretty much any disease with a touch." She holds up a hand. "I'm not the only one, so Perinixu's domain is well in hand there, and visiting the neighbors and curing their adherents is a good way to start a fight, but you don't have any gods, do you?"

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"Not any personified ones, no."

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"Is there any reason I shouldn't haul in a large quantity of holy water and see if I can get a satellite domain for Perinixu started across planar borders while I'm at it?"

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"Well, what effects does that have, and what sort of goddess is she?"

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"She's a healing goddess. She likes things tidy - some people find her nitpicky about it, but she only imposes the requirements on people who are actually in her service. Places that are part of her domain are places where she can send her physical form, if she has one at that time, and generate new holy water - water is her specifically, it depends on the deity, Rae does holy sand - and issue blessings and so on. It also has slow terrain shift effects. In Perinixu's case, highlands with plenty of springs."

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"Hm. That's - doable, but fair warning, New Kystle's tidelocked. I don't know if that'll cause problems or not. You might be better off snagging an unclaimed part of Kystle, it's currently being resettled after terraforming. Lots of free space to grab, and no problem with tidelocking."

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"I may as well try both if Perinixu's up for it. Is there a way to get holy water to Kystle?"

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"Well, I could put a portal from here to there, or you could go to New Kystle and take the portal from there to Kystle."

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"The existing portal chain would be fine, I just wasn't sure if there already was one. Perinixu, do you want me to see if I can establish sites for you in other planes?"

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"Perhaps," says the goddess to Aya. "What gods are there?"

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"None in the planes in question, or at least not as make themselves clear. The ones from Ice's world that resurrect people can apparently reach across planes just fine but they aren't bothering you here so I don't imagine they'd be a problem anywhere else except maybe Ice's home world, which I wasn't suggesting."

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"Hmmm. Then, yes. This would please me, if there were people with ailments to cure."

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"The planet that sounds like it has more people on it is tide-locked. Sound worth trying anyway?"

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"I am not the goddess of the night or day, child."

That means yes.
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"Yes, I'm just wondering how it'll interact with the temperature - if it's boiling or freezing how your springs will come up. Well, I guess we'll see."

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"That we will," she agrees.

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"If I just go fill up a couple of barrels of water," Aya says to Prime, "and bike through this portal, is anyone going to stop me or give me trouble or anything, and is there a good obvious place to put a spring?"

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"No one is going to stop you," agrees Prime. "I can pick out some good places for it, near the portal hub's an obvious choice so you can get to lots of places quickly, though if you prefer you can just get a portal to it and be where ever."

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"Should I go fill up now or should we schedule this for a later date?"

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"Now works, I don't see why not. Fair warning, this portal goes through my house."

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"Unless your house is too cramped for my bike I don't see why that would be a problem." Aya goes and gets her bike.

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Prime eyes the bike, and then pronounces, "It's not, I was just being thorough."

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"If Aya's going on an adventure to another plane, can I come, too?"

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"You may. Don't break anything, please, I would be annoyed with you."

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"I'll be back in half an hour tops with the water."

Zoom!
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"Okay," shrugs Prime.

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"No problems with me going?" asks Idania, addressing Rae.

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"None. Have fun," says Rae, and then he stands and flies off.

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Aya is back within her promised time frame with plenty of holy water.

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Prime is playing a card game with Idania. He's currently winning.

"Hello," he says. "Ready to go bestow the power of water upon an unsuspecting world?"
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"Awww, but I was - actually, wait, no, I was losing terribly, we can call it a tie now. Let's go immediately!"

She starts packing up the cards.
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Aya laughs. "Yeah, all set."

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Cards are packed up, and then Idania looks musingly at Prime. "Hmm, you can't fly, can you, that'll make this more annoying 'cause Aya's carrying the water."

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"Who says," says Prime with a smile, "that I can't fly?"

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"Aw, I'm all left out. Nothing but my cool bike to keep me company with the not technically flying."

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"Technically it's my staff that lets me fly, so don't feel too bad."

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"Ooh. Are those for sale?"

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"I am willing to make more, but for casual sale, no, they're expensive to make mana wise. And I forsee several portals in my future. So I need that. But if you'd like one - we can talk about it, certainly."

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"The bike will do for now. It has done this long. But I have always wanted to really fly."

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"It's because I totally show off all of the time, isn't it. Prime, I will make faces at you until you give my friend a flying staff, I have been a bad friend."

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"Oh, by all means, if my options are 'make a staff for flight' or 'suffer the onslaught of your disapproving looks' the answer is obvious."

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"No, no, I said always, I didn't meet you till I was seventeen," chuckles Aya. "Not your fault. Though to be fair you didn't help."

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"I call that exoneration, nevermind on the faces, Prime."

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"Ah, yes. True loyalty, there."

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"Hopefully my possible acquisition of a flying staff doesn't depend on Idania's threats."

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Prime snorts. "It doesn't."

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"Well now I feel impotent. Stop it! Base your actions around my whims, damn it!"

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"I will get right on that," says Prime, sounding exactly like he's going to do nothing of the sort.

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"How gratifying. Anyway, we all have our methods of locomotion. If you'd lead the way."

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"Certainly."

He turns, and walks back towards the portal. From this side, it just looks like a normal doorway, to his house. He steps through without any sort of prompting for it. If he wants he can close it from this side without breaking the portal, but it doesn't have the same quality of not working unless the word 'Pantheon' is said.

"Give me a minute, I need to retrieve my staff. Welcome to my house."
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Idania floats in after him, looking around the house curiously.

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Bike goes through. Aya's curious about the surroundings too.

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The house is pretty, and surprisingly modest. It has a decent amount of space for a bachelor, but it's not in itself huge. It's made to be practical, not have huge showy expanses of wealth or power. There are little hints, though - the lights are magic, and they turn on of their own volition, and the furniture inside is tastefully expensive. It's probable that there's a lot of magic in this house, they just can't see it from their place in the entry way.

Through a nearby window, they can see one of the two moons. The other's not visible from where they are, but if they do some exploring they'll see it through another window easily enough.
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Aya's cargo space sloshes as she disembarks temporarily to peep at things.

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Similarly, Idania goes snooping, too.

Lights turn on as they enter rooms, but there are a few that are just on all the time - they seem to be there for the necessity of growing plants. There are paintings around, and once they're far enough away from the portal it shimmers a bit and then looks like an ordinary (if large) painting. It fits perfectly with other paintings around - it's entirely possible that Prime's got a few other sneaky portals in his house.

"Neat!" pronounces Idania, and then she investigates an object that looks like a clock. Its base has a shimmery obsidian quality, but it has little golden spheres floating lazily in a circle.
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"Ooh, pretty."

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"Thank you," says an amused Prime, staff in hand. It's got a glass orb on one end of it - but otherwise is rather unassuming, if well taken care of.

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"What does this do? Or is it just decorative?"

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"That's a clock - it's impossible to tell the time by the sky, for obvious reasons. I'll have to tweak it so it tells Kystle time, now, too, but I haven't gotten around to it yet."

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"Aha. And your staff does flying."

Aya hops back on her bike.
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"Among other things," says Prime with a smile.

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"... Can I kidnap you and make you make me cool magic things? Because man do I want cool magic things."

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"Probably a better idea to ask nicely."

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"I imagine you're difficult to kidnap. Anyway. Where should I try putting the holy water? Actually first -" Aya speaks into her holy water vial around her neck. "Perinixu, I'm in New Kystle now. Can you still hear me?"

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"Yes," she says, after a pause. "This is strange - it feels so far away."
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"Do you still want me to try installing a spring?"

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"Yes. I will adapt, it is just briefly surprising."

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"Okay. Prime? Where should I put her?"

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"Well, would you like a place that is out of the way so no one will ask strange questions with a portal to a portal hub, or just be by the portal hub from the start?"

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Aya relays this question to Perinixu; it's her water.

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"While I am still gaining a foothold, I would like for it to be out of the way. I will need room to grow, if transportation is not an issue."

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"Out of the way it is."

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"Certainly, give me a few minutes, I'll find something."

And then he gets a far-off look in his eyes.
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Idania waves a hand in front of his face, curiously.
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Aya just waits politely.

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No response from Prime. Idania gets bored quickly and floats off to investigate the clock some more.

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And then, a few minutes later: "Found one."

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"Lead the way."

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"Of course," he agrees, and then he pauses and crooks a finger. Two glass - things come flying at him, and he catches them. "First, to prevent you from being locked outside of my house - keys. Let's not have you need to break in to get home."

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"You have so much magic here!" says Idania, brightly. Obviously she is excited.
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"I've had five hundred years to make magic things. Of course my house is filled with magic. Why wouldn't it be?"

Glass keys, to both.
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Aya pockets one. "Thank you. Oh - and please don't lead us too far into the night part, my bike is solar powered and can only go about six hours continuously on its present charge."

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"I was going to put you on the day side of the planet - it's used mostly for farmland, so if I set you up somewhere unsuitable for farming, you'll have some space."

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"Okay, that works great."

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"Eeeeeee new planet," says Idania, taking her key. "Let's go, I'm curious!"

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"Of course," snorts Prime - and out the door he goes. He holds it open for them both.

It's a bit chilly (especially in comparison to the near-desert they'd just come from) but breathtaking. They seem to be in a very fancy neighborhood, complete with sparkling magical lights and houses that dwarf Prime's. If they're particularly observant, they can notice that the paving stones are faintly warm - more magic, of the practical kind. Temperature regulation. Both moons are visible.
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Aya admires all of this.

"I like it here."
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Idania giggles and nods.

"Is this the rich part of town? It feels like the rich part of town."
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"It is. Though the magic roads and lights are everywhere by now."

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"Oh, are they fairly cheap to do?"

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"Reasonably cheap, yeah. There are a few mages that make them for a living. I think some of the more out of the way towns are missing them, but we're working on that."

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"Resurrection is relatively easy to spin as a Perinixu obscure power. I wonder if portals could be spun as a Rae power. You know, 'be free, wander into this entire other world if you feel like it' - and then we could publicize without more of an earth-shattering revelation than people could handle, and there could be gains from trade and so on. Magic roads and lights everywhere. Blessings for New Kystle denizens."

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"Bet we can spin it like that, Rae won't mind!"

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"The only problem with that is that people here know exactly where portals come from. So if any travelers arrived here and talked about how a god made the portals, people from here will correct them."

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"Yes. And anyone who gets resurrected will notice that Ice is there and there's a lot of ashes scattered around and dead birds and might likewise have questions. But to get people interested in the concept, 'these gods can do these things' is less likely to get us written off as crackpots from hundreds of miles away than 'there are lots of worlds and they have all different magic and some of it is this useful thing'. I published a partial autobiography, but I had to do it as fiction."

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"Fair," snorts Prime. "Then feel free to inform people about it however you like - at some point in the future there will be another portal that doesn't lead to my house, so we could get tourists."

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"You have to set up little vendor stands by the portal with like - translation guides and tacky souvenirs and over-sized hats."

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"I'm sure some enterprising sort will fill the gap if Prime does not do so himself."

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"Good, because that's half of the fun of going to new places, the tacky souvenirs."

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"Maybe a mage will want to make tacky magical souvenirs."

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"That's the best idea, I would love tacky magical souvenirs!"

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"What would they be magicked to do?"

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"Probably something absurdly simple, like glow - they would be cheap tacky magical souvenirs, of course."

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"Magic glowing objects, even tacky ones, could be useful."

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"Certainly. It's just - so common here that it's not really anything to be impressed about."

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"Where I live, being able to call over an acolyte if more than half a dozen people in a town have the same illness and get them all healed before it gets any farther is commonplace. We could gain a lot in practicality as well as in oohs and ahs if we lay the right groundwork."

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"Oh, I'm not disagreeing, it's a fantastic idea."

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"I may want to play tourist for a bit - if Perinixu's spring takes, maybe even have a residence here, perhaps above a new temple. How do locals feel about whatever religions exist here already?"

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"There are a few mages who worship the Fae - basically the entire reason any of us have magic, but if they're gods and not just extremely powerful otherly creatures, they are terrible ones. Demon hunters have a - weird religion-like thing involving my deceased mother, but since she is now extra-dead I don't think you'll have any trouble with that. There are a few people who believe in what are basically guardians of the planes, with each plane having new aspects of the same gods, but it's not widely popular."

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"Sounds like excellent missionary-ing territory, then. Although I'll be very pleased with today if all that happens is Pernixu getting a foothold where no plague gods know to come looking for her and make trouble."

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"As long as the religion isn't objectionable on ethical grounds and heals people - feel free to play missionary."

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"I stand behind it fully. My missionary-ing usually takes the form of making it extremely clear to everyone around me why I can heal people like I do, anyway."

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"I approve of your missionary methods. Please, feel free to heal as many people as you like."

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"I will."

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"Yeah, you would not be able to stop her from healing people," snorts Idania. "Maybe stop her from healing these people, but people would be healed."

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"I believe you," he snorts.

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"Hey, I worked really hard to earn my healing people power. It will get used."

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"I'm not saying it shouldn't be used," she laughs. "Heal people all you like, have a blast."

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"Mm-hm. Not knocking any of the new and exciting systems of magic we've lately become acquainted with, but I have a huge soft spot for the first controllable constructive magic I ever encountered."

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"Yup! Meanwhile I am like, 'Oooo, shiny!'"

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"It is definitely shiny. The drawback being that we can't learn it, alas."

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"I know! It's upsetting, I have half a dozen ideas I want to try and I can't try a single one of them."

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"Perhaps a plane might be found where everyone can learn magic," offers Prime. "Even people from other planes."

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"That'd be so great, I would tackle that first opportunity I get and then learn that magic and run away cackling into the night with it."

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"It might be nice of you to, you know, stick around and collaborate some with whoever gave it to you."

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"Well, if that's possible, then yeah, I'd do that, too. But I'm - I'd want to see the edges of what the magic can do, like what are the boundaries of things that can be done with it and if I can push them to any interesting limits."

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"In, I hope, a scrupulously ethical manner."

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"Well, yeah, I'm not going to use other people as test subjects or something. That would be bad."

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"Good, just checking. How far is the place you have in mind for the spring, Prime?"

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"A bit of a distance, we'll take a portal to cut travel time."

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"Okay. Lead on."

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He leads on! There isn't a portal hub nearby, but there is a portal to a portal hub nearby. He leads them to it (its surface looks like gently rippling water) and then - portal hub.

Then they're in a circular, multi-level building with the ceiling open to the sky above, showing a pink sky that looks like it's a few minutes before sunset. Perpetually, considering where they are. It's noticeably warmer. From where they stand, they can see portals all along the walls, spaced evenly and with carved and subtly glowing labels above each. Below them, dug into the ground is another circle, portals all around its edge like the level above it. Above is a larger circle, with the same - though not every space built for holding a portal has one. It seems this hub's built for expansion. Stairs lead both up and down to each level, but there's also a few sets of portals between levels for people that are not stair-inclined.

"We're going to that one, above," says Prime, pointing at a portal a level above them.
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"Is there a ramp? The bike can do stairs, but not gracefully."

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"There are portals that go to other levels. That one over there goes to the correct level," he informs, pointing.

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Prime follows! Exciting, they're all there now, hurray!

Through the portal they go, then.

"It'll still be a bit of a flight," says Prime. "Not as much of one, thanks to delightfully cheating magic, but - still a flight."
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"I don't mind."

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"Me, neither. Pretty scenery!"

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The sun's easily visible from where they are - it's low in the sky, like it's early morning, but of course they know better. They're standing under a partially-translucent green cloth-like canvas, supported by ordinary looking pillars, leaving them in shade. Some light still bleeds through, though, and the light has an interesting subtle rainbow effect to it. Not overpowering, but it's there if you look. There are plants nearby, though they're a deep, light-swallowing purple, almost black. The ground's a mundane brown, and the plants sparse, but they add a bit of color to the place.

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"Purple plants. I wonder if they'd transplant? Not that I'm a gardener personally..."

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"They probably will, they're pretty hearty," shrugs Prime.

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"Finally," declares Idania, "plants that I am not guaranteed to kill eventually! Probably! Maybe! We'll see, it should be fun."

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"If you have to look at other planets' flora to find plants you can keep alive, perhaps plant-keeping is not for you. Anyway, which way from here?"

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"Nonsense, that's quitter talk!"

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"This way," says Prime, and then he gives his staff a tap and starts floating in the appropriate direction.

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Zoom!

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Idania doesn't have an applicable sound effect for flying! Insert appropriate sound effect here!

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And eventually, they reach a spot that's nice and out of the way. It's on a hill, and it's got a pretty good view of the surrounding landscape.

"Here we are."
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Aya disembarks from her bike and starts looking for a suitable depression in the ground that will help keep the water all together for long enough to Perinixu to establish.

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There's one! Right over there! Just about big enough! How exciting.

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Awesome.

Aya brings her holy water to it and pours it in pretty much without ceremony.
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Blurble.

The holy water sits there, entirely without ceremony.
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"Riveting."
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"Shhhh, give it a bit, it'll -"

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- Blurble.

Then it start bubbling. There's some fizzing, too. Abruptly, it stops.

And then, "This world - is like an empty chasm with only echoes. Strange."
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"Because there are no other gods here, or in some other way?"

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"It has no other gods, but it - tastes like it wasn't meant to have anyone at all."

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"Oops," says Prime.
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"No matter. I will begin my work. I do not care if the world was not expecting me, it has me regardless."

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Aya applauds lightly.

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Idania, too.

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Perinixu falls silent, and slowly, almost like it's imagined - the land around the spring starts growing green grass.

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"Wow," observes Idania. "She's working quickly, congrats on your industry, Perinixu."

She is completely serious.
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Prime very dearly wants to say something in response to this, but has some measure of self control. He stays silent.

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"I hope you can integrate the interestingly purple local flora instead of just overwhelming it all."

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"Perhaps. We shall see."

That's about the best answer Aya's going to get.
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Yep. Aya approves of her goddess, but personal rapport has never been a strong suit of hers.

"Well, congratulations, Prime, your world has a goddess now. Any pointers on where I should start medically evangelizing?"
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"A few, but first - where would you like your portal to go? I won't make it now, but I'll put a marker up for later."

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"The terrain is likely to change as Perinixu settles in. Is it a good idea to place it now?"

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"Well, how drastically will the terrain change?"

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"Preeeeetty drastically, the place will not be recognizable at all."

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"Oh, well. Then later, I suppose."

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Aya nods and gets back on her bike.

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And off they go! Prime leads Aya and Idania to hospital-like locations. Look! Sick people!

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The people are kind of confused about this weird religious thing, but they're not complaining about the healing. Aya gets several thank you's, but just about everyone is confused as to what an offering entails. One person suspects this is a shake down.

Prime gets the staff to leave Aya to do her thing, and then supervises. Several people recognize him, and Aya and Idania's obvious magic is shrugged off. They are with one of the most obviously magical people in the world, of course they have magic, it's perfectly natural.
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Idania floats after Aya, planning to join in on this whole 'supervising' thing, but then she gets distracted. By a healer that she declares to be 'super cute.'

And then she mysteriously disappears. With the healer.
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"You seem to be distracting from my aura of divine blessedness," Aya says to Prime.

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"Would you like me to leave? People also might not trust you to heal them if I'm not here," he points out, mildly.

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"Perhaps you could specify that you don't have anything to do with it? It doesn't seem like they believe me."

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"Sure."

He starts specifying that he's got nothing to do with the healing itself. They look at him dubiously. He looks at them with a raised eyebrow. Judging. Daring them to protest.

She gets more believers, after that.
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Healing healing healing. Missionary-ing. She tweaks her pitch as she goes; she knew these people weren't familiar with properly effective gods, but exactly where their skepticisms lie is something she has to suss out as she goes.

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By the end, she's got a pretty good idea of what works for selling these people, and is generally looked upon with a bit more enthusiasm and thanked sincerely. It seems to help if she describes herself as a benefactory from an extraplanar source of magic - they're not ignorant that other types exist. Several are up for Perinixu worship if it means blessings and healing powers, it's just starting it off from a religious standing throws them off a bit.

And then they run out of hospital.

"Well. There are others, if you'd like to go to them," says Prime, helpfully.
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"I would, if you don't object."

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"No objections."

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- there is Idania. Rocketing across the sky at a speed she's not normally capable of reaching, cackling maniacally.

There's a mage on the ground, nearby, recognizable as the healer she deemed cute. "Is this what you meant?!" he yells up to her, completely unaware of Aya and Prime's entrance.

"Hell yes!" cackles Idania, and then she goes back to maniacal laughter.
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"...What are you and she doing exactly?" Aya asks the healer.

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"Uh," says the mage, awkwardly. "... Magic?"

"Wheeeeeeeeee!" says the acolyte in the sky, doing a corkscrew spin.
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"Truly, the definition of safety," drawls Prime.
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"Idania's very practiced at flying, I don't expect her to crash - but what magic did you do?"

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"Weeell -" he launches into an explanation that is very technical and involves something about the weight and texture of her clothes and hair.

He's in the middle of talking about how he was getting air to streamline itself around her when Idania tackles him, mid-sentence. She slowed down, no one's getting hurt, but the two of them do tumble to the ground, Idania on top of the healer and giggling.

"That was the best thing ever!" she cackles. "Can I keep you? Can we do experiments together? Can I kiss you? I want to kiss you, you helped me do that, you're amazing!"

"... Sure?" says the confused and dazed healer.

And then there are kisses.
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Aya giggles.
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Prime raises an eyebrow. He makes no comment.

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The pair spend a prolonged time kissing, and then Idania snickers an apology for the tackle and gets off of him. She offers a hand, pulls him to his feet, and then giggles some more.

"Hi, Aya! Hi, sarcastic not-a-butterfly! I got to try a thing!"

For his part, the healer is just going to have a big dopey grin on his face.
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"It would seem you did. Sounds like fun. Is the speed increase permanent or something he has to maintain on you?"

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"I have no idea!" declares Idania, brightly. She looks at her mage beau. After a few seconds of no response, she nudges him.

"Uh, what was the question again?" he asks, blinking and recovering a bit from post-kiss catatonia.

"Is it permanent, or maintained?" teases the acolyte, eyes sparkling.

"The part I did on your clothes was permanent," he clarifies, "the air thing would need to be maintained. Oh, uh, I should - turn that off, don't want to waste mana." He does that.

"There you have it!" she proclaims.
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"Alas, my own power has no obvious cheats like that."

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"Yeah, sorry. Maybe something to do with portals so you can fix multiple people across the world at one time? Like, two little tiny portals that you carry around and one's carried by a helper and you poke people through it while they're on the other side of the world as you go healing things yourself on your side?"

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"That... is a very charming idea. Is that magically feasible? I could even have lots of them, a chain of disks or something, priests could have the other ends, it would be marvelously efficient."

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"It's completely feasible," says an amused Prime. "I'll have to add it to my list of things to make."

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"Wooo, I'm helpful!" giggles Idania. "Other ideas! Mirrors to lots of places in Perinixu's temple so you get notified really quickly of stuff. Messengers only go so fast - there's not much to be done about improving your powers, they already work fantastically, but like - getting them distributed properly you could totally do better now."

Her mage beau has gone back to grinning at her. Goofily.
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"Rapid communication Ice has a technological solution to, which may scale better, although the mirrors for acolytes might still be worth it - mage gadgets have good adoption rates here, but I'm not sure how easily the population of makers can stretch to serve even just Pantheon, let alone all the other worlds newly available."

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"We might be able to manage Pantheon at a reasonable time frame, if I threw money at it to get enough volunteers. Not any others, though," muses Prime. "What's the technological solution? Do you know?"

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"I don't remember what she called it - I didn't have a notebook on me at the time. But she's going to get us devices that do it, and connect us to the network of it on her world. When she gets the chance."

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"Soo... Mirrors get to be temporary solution until that's viable. And then once the worlds all get the technological thing that I need to know more of yesterday, we keep the mirrors for if we find another plane. Then, bam, take the mirrors out of storage and we're ready to roll."

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"Yes."

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"I am on a rooooll," giggles Idania.

And then she decides that this needs to be celebrated. With kisses. Oh look, mage that helped her experiment, he's right there. This is a thing that she can do. So she does.

He is obviously not complaining about this treatment at all.
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Prime rolls his eyes, but continues to not comment.

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"I would like to get at least a small shrine set up," Aya tells Prime. "It doesn't have to be complicated to work - a table with a sign on it would still let offerings function, although it wouldn't be an aesthetic long-term solution. I can probably find a priest to keep an eye on it and explain what it's for while I'm elsewhere after a day or two of looking around for a temporary staffing measure, although the commute might be enough of a barrier to warrant brisk local hiring as soon as that's possible."

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"I can hire a few mages to build you a temple with a shrine," he offers. "As to staff - I can find someone to mind a shrine if that's all you need."

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"It's - not strictly metaphysically necessary, but strongly customary for good reasons, to have the shrines and temples looked after by actual adherents."

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"Then I'll leave that to you. You know the requirements better than I do."

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"I'm sure I can find someone to take it on as a temporary job, and I can rotate them until someone here is worth promoting."

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"All right. The mage offer, though? Does the temple need to be built by believers, or can I ply them to do it with shiny things like they're magpies?"

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"Oh, that I'd appreciate very much, and there's no reason it needs to be built by pious hands, particularly, though it might be the first time a temple was built by people literally ignorant of the existence of the relevant goddess."

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"Mages plied like magpies it is, then," says Prime, brightly. "I can do that easily."

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"Will I need to be coming up with a way to pay you back? I'm not particularly liquid right now - I wouldn't be even if you'd met me without the large gap in my life."

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"No, just keep healing people and consider that payment enough."

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"I like the way you operate."

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Prime laughs a little. "Well thank you. Feeling's mutual."

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Aya pulls out a little notebook and starts writing down her to-do list in light of Perinixu's successful establishment.

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And Prime will - politely ignore the desert acolyte making out with a healer over there. Oh look, the sky. How pretty.

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"How long do your magpies take to build things?"

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"If I give them warning beforehand to have proper mana stores - less than a day. If not, they might need to wait so they have the mana to work with."

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"And what level and kind of architectural detail do they find most useful?" she asks.

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"They are very good at what they do. Whatever level of detail you give them, they'll make an illusion of it and tweak it to your preferences. And then once you're all agreed in what's pretty and functional and structurally sound - building. If it takes a really long time to get the concept they might need another day or two, though, so try to get a good level of detail."

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"Okay. So I can probably just show up with the plans from the Green Downs little temple and get a copy of it? It's my favorite."

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"Indeed you can," he agrees. "They will probably suggest aesthetic changes if there's anything they don't like about it, but I'll tell them to ultimately listen to what you tell them."

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"I wouldn't object to a few tweaks to fit in with the surroundings cosmetically - I want it to stand out, but not clash."

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"Knowing them - they'll help with that."

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"Excellent. I tentatively approve of your magpies in advance."

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"Thank you. I like them, they're good at their job."

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"I think that having a place to send curious healing recipients is probably important enough for long-term establishment of Perinixu - so she can collect more power and empower more acolytes and get a proper priesthood going - that I should go find someone to staff a temple initially, and get the plans for the one I have in mind, rather than go straight to a second hospital right now. Unless there is one currently experiencing awful plague and you didn't bring me to it first for some reason."

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"No awful plagues, I would have noticed by now. You know your system better than I, so I'm not going to interfere. Should I go find the magpies now?"

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"I am not entirely sure I remember the way back to the portal from here. But after I'm back in Pantheon, yes, please."

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"Of course."

He glances at Idania and her mage. He coughs.
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"Maybe if Idania wants to stay longer you could draw her a little map," Aya suggests.

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"Totally fine!" declares Idania, coming up for air and giggling. "Sorry, wow, sorry, that got out of haaand. Totally not regular for me, promise. Still getting used to not being old and crusty, sometimes gets the better of me!" She grins at the mage. "Can I come visit you later?"

He laughs a little inanely. "I can get you a mirror and you can visit me whenever you like."

"That's the spirit!" she says brightly, and she gives him a peck and then disentangles herself from him.
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Aya giggles a little bit.

And they're off!
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Well, Idania gets a mirror first, and then they're off, yes!