Few people have the chance to - go back, do something again. But the other version of Kystle is a very specific exception. He knows what's in store for it if he doesn't do anything. Genocide for the invaders (Lynn would call it justified, he just thinks murder is murder), a second invasion of New Kystle, immortal psychopaths with sharp weaponry running around - not the kinds of things he wants. So Prime is thinking of ways to circumvent the problem.
It's unfortunately humbling when he finds no moral solution knocking at his door. There are plenty of immoral ones, but he doesn't touch those. Certainly, he could throw the out of work demon hunters at the plane, tell them to kill things, but that hardly solves the underlying problem. Even he, with all his power, can't save an entire planet. His sister couldn't, either. Not even both of them together.
Obviously, he needs more resources. He didn't deal much in other planes, not when the risks were so great. But now - now he knows that there are other versions of him, other versions of Bells. With various types of magic. Prime isn't a greedy man, but he knows new possible resources when he sees hints of them, and he wants them. He can fix - not his mistake in particular, but his mother's, the second bloodline's.
He spends some time scrying, and then he sighs and snaps his eyes shut. Yeah, that's definitely something. He did not need to see a younger version of himself having sex. Ever. Annoying how his alts seem to come in pairs with 'Bells,' it leads to awkward situations like this. Mirrors are retrieved, and then Prime informs everyone of what he's found - another Adarin, another Bell, together and obviously with some kind of magic.
Since Pantheon seems to be their impromptu central base, he retrieves a recent creation of his, and off he goes to meet with Spring. They're going to write a letter.
To the local Bell and Adarin,
There are alternate universe versions of both of you and we have interuniverse transit abilities! This is exactly as exciting as it sounds. We have a variety of kinds of resources and we want to share. Because of past issues with visit recipients being startled by their visitors, we're not just dropping in. Please write on the reverse when it would be convenient for some of us to come by and if there's anything in particular we should bring if we can.
Sincerely, "Spring" (Ayabel)
Then he looks at Spring, and says, "I finished the flying trinket. What's your opinion of jewelry?"
"You're welcome. There are multiple ways to make it work, but one of those requires me poking it and making it only work for you by thought. Some people find that one disconcerting because they are worried the necklace can read minds. It can't, if you're curious, it's a necklace. Not even close to being sentient. The other methods are reasonably intuitive, but not as fast."
Prime has his staff. He twirls it, a bit, because it's fun and it lets him fly. He's grown fond of it. His mind absently goes back to the Kystle problem, and if these new alts can help solve it, and it leads him to wonder how other people deal with similar problems.
"What was your original plane like?" he asks Aya, curiously.
She scratches her heel. Unmarked since she was resurrected. There's a line in the poem about "comfortable skin".
"It may have changed since I was there. People can be sentenced to it for crimes; children of slaves," she raises a hand, "inherit the status, and if it's one slave parent and one free parent, the free parent gets to decide if their child's going to be free or belong to them. It was ambiguously legal to actually kill us, but pretty much everything else was fair game."
It's a bit difficult to do, but after some fumbling - he opens the letter's seal with the stick, safely behind the shields.
Little celebratory looking illusionary fireworks brighten up the room, in multitudes of colors. They don't even hit the shields, they're just - harmless and bright. They go away after about three seconds.
"What."
His sister isn't here yet, but she's on her way.
"My boyfriend here is a huge nerd," explains Bella, "both in the useful inventing real life spells researching real useful runes casting helpful magic sense, and also in the sitting around with fellow nerds pretending to do all the above in the persona of a fictional character according to rules involving a lot of arithmetic."
"You... Aren't the same thing," he says, looking between the two. "Is this a plane with multiple species that look exactly the same?"
He pats the still-cackling Darren's shoulder. Pat, pat. There, there. Let the megalomania out.
"They won't un-make themselves randomly, and they are usually meant to be permanent, but they can be broken easily enough. Either I do it with magic, or the wall where it's located breaks and the portal goes with it. I'd make the painting, I can do rudimentary stoneshaping to create a frame and then make the painting itself with complicated illusions."
"After the portal is made, yes, you may ask me all of the questions that are burning in your mind. Patience is a virtue, thank you for having it. Do you have a place where I can retrieve some rock for the frame, or shall I go hunting on my own and possibly cause the unfortunate death of your favorite pet rock?"
"We don't have a pet rock - uh, how much do you need and does it have to be all one piece? I can get you a scoop of gravel from the little park without attracting too much attention, anything more than that and I think we'd have to leave the Avalon. Avalons being where critters can critter it up," she clarifies. "Little hidden towns."
"You seem to speak English - how, by the way? - so, common sense, and don't blink if you see critters around, within the Avalon, and don't do any of your kind of magic where anybody can see you in or out of it. Critters might be in some kind of midform," she accessorizes herself with hindpaws, tail, and wings, "or fullform." She demonstrates. "With the exact details varying between critter species, obviously, Darren is a winged deer."
"My mother's ghost resurrected the dead, granted immortality, killed every member of a certain species on an entire planet within a day, and caused an unwanted reunion with my centuries-dead father. I have seen a hilariously tiny woman easily defeat six people - each at least twice her size - in unarmed physical combat. I met a younger, married version of myself and accidentally caused them great personal distress that wasn't helped with a botched resurrection attempt. Then, I played board games with a god. All of the above happened in the past three weeks. I am five centuries old. My life was not boring before this month, either."
"Edarial was a prince, and he had to get married for prince reasons, and absented himself from the process enough that someone else with strong opinions about who the future queen ought to be slipped in and held Iobel's familiar hostage - her familiar's death would have rendered her a vegetable - to force her to marry him. They spent several months with her assuming Edarial had done this to her and him having no idea why she glared at him all the time."
"I think it might be more efficient if we told all these stories in Pantheon where the others are waiting," Spring opines. "Darren, is your twin - you have one too, right? - is he or she readily available? There's two of those around back near the portal hub at the moment."
"I don't know about Zevros, it hasn't come up. But I've heard references to Cypress's Zeviana having a girlfriend, and Prime and his surrounding people seem to match in every respect except for events after his and his Zeviana's age twentyish, so she probably likes women too; I don't know about exclusively. Bells are all straight, so far. All I know about Adarins is that they seem to like Bells under the right circumstances."
"I think 'the right circumstances' are basically when we can talk to each other and not married under unfortunate circumstances by miscommunication. Though maybe old wizard me's different. He's - definitely more sarcastic than I thought I'd be at - five hundred and change?"
"I died of old age and then about a century went by and then Ice passed through my world on her way to Prime's, where Cypress had seen evidence that there was another of him to greet, and while they were there Rae, Idania's god, thought Ice sounded like me, which intrigued her enough to resurrect me and then Idania too, so now we're back. Recently I installed an extension of her in Prime's New Kystle - there are two Kystles and two New Kystles and they don't have distinguishing names yet. You're going to need to nickname yourselves and your world, by the way, there's already an Earth where Ice is from; she named it Chamomile."
"I think I want to know about all of the magic ever, like - why do planets repeat? I'll save that for after Prime's back and I can grill the other me's with funky hair, though. Bella, should we name the world Medallion? Or something that's - magical quadruped related?"
"Yeah. Magic dimension-shifting bar sounds really, really useful. Rune seems more appropriate for our magic, though. I kind of want to be all neat and tidy with names, is there a rune-based name we can have for our magic type that doesn't get confused with others? Rune caster, maybe?"
He sits, and retrieves the fetched rocks, and then he starts shaping the stone. It isn't a very dramatic affair, he mostly just stares at rocks and then they seem to move under the terror of his gaze. Obviously that's not how it works, but that's certainly how it looks. It twists and moves and smooths out and occasionally adjusts itself to match the other side or fit with the decided style of the frame
And then there is a large slab shaped like a picture frame, made out of stone.
He gets back to work. This time, something visibly does happen. The frame itself gets a wood-like coloring and finish, and then there is a frame around a stone background, and Prime gets to the real work.
First he pokes the spot where the portal will go (leaving a marker that matches the one in Pantheon) and then he does a lot of fancy, fancy magic. Rip open a doorway in the fabric of the universe, tell it to hide itself under a veneer of something like paint, telling it to stay looking like that and being closed unless someone says the correct thing - and contingencies for various purposes, reinforcing the portal to keep it from breaking, keeping it stable even when planes shift, that sort of thing.
"Done," he says, and the 'painting' looks it. "Now we hang it up and people may come through - or we may go there. Either."
"You've met Spring and Prime... I don't have a nickname yet but I'm Iobel, and that's Ice, and these are Edarial and Cypress, and their respective twins Zevros and Zeviana, and this is Cricket, and that's Berathyme, and I'm not sure whether it's customary to introduce daemons by name."
"There are," giggles Phix. "Oh, uh, I decided to call myself Phix, Darren doesn't have a nickname yet, we're calling the world Medallion and the kind of magic we both do runecasting, and we are not actually humans, we're just using the aforementioned runecasting-made medallions to shapeshift with. I'm a sphinx, he's a peryton."
Phix does her favorite midform, but doesn't fullform; she is mid-tummy-rub with Cricket. "Medallion-making is a lost art. And since there aren't any medallions that do anything other than let critters look like humans, or in between, it may be that there's a limitation somewhere that means we really can't, but it might be that we could let you turn into critters. If we figure it out. I'm planning to start a magic school because the current state of magic-as-it's-practiced in Medallion is terrible."
"It's not a huge step up for me, unless it can do really heavy-duty stuff with smaller or more convenient setup than I need, since I also do chanting and sometimes also drawing, but Spring has a versatility gap and the spellbinders and mages have usage limit problems."
"The alethiometer only works on things within Chamomile. I have a bag with a portal in it so that the alethiometer is technically in Chamomile; I could put a scroll in the bag, too, and then the alethiometer could talk to me about scrolls. But if that one's - empty - then it might not be that informative."
"In a world where everybody has them, they're great unless you get a really inconvenient species. Everyone knows what they are and what they're for and how to treat them. In worlds where not everyone has them - well, you'd probably look really strange if you had to be followed around by a lemur or something, not that you come off as a lemur person, just as an example - and no one would know not to touch him."
"Uh, born in 1987, September 13. Forks, Washington. My parents Renée and Charlie got divorced when I was a baby and she moved with me to Phoenix and taught kindergarten there. I spent most summers with Charlie. When I was fifteen Renée got hit by a car, and she died, and I moved in with Charlie full time. And then somebody who looked sort of like Renée from behind dropped my medallion," she displays it, "in the grocery store, and I picked it up to try to give it back but couldn't catch her, and decided to keep it. Which was good because I need it to look human now. Uh, went for a walk in the woods, passed out, woke up like this," she changes to fullform, "and then Darren found me and explained about critters and got really, really excited that I was a sphinx."
"Anyway, turns out I'm also a monster magnet, we got attacked by a gigantic lava thing during my first flying lesson, we got to the ocean and Darren hit it with a wave but got really hurt and it turned out that sometimes when I pass out it's because I'm doing thoroughly comprehensive healing magic. Mrs. Adams who I mentioned came out and drove us home. Me and Darren started a business selling magic scrolls and I've been iterating software to automate part of the spell development process. Savannah got possessed by a demon one time, which wasn't fun either, and then most recently I got swallowed up by a sort of ink monster, right out of Darren's lap, in his house, and taken away to a warehouse where I was tortured for information about other sphinxes until he and Savannah rescued me. Aaaand then I started college a year early and we live in an apartment over our store because college is in Seattle and so is a critter-hideaway-town-place - they're called Avalons."
"If you have any critter parent, you are a critter. If you have one critter parent, or they match, you are that critter; if you have two non-matching critter parents you could be either. If they're using medallions then you get born looking human and stay that way till you get your own of the correct critter type."
"Savannah and I grew up with Mom until we were eleven, terrible birth father nowhere in sight. Dad came investigating because he knew our dead terrible birth father was a peryton, and he thought it was right that we should know. He had his amulet, Savannah touched it, shenanigans ensued, Dad realized that our mom is terrible at raising kids, called social services, and bam, to the adoption agency. Then he realized that sucked, too, so he started trying to figure out how to adopt us properly, but that takes a while. So meanwhile I was flinging myself at magic, got myself an amulet, and begged myself the basics of runecasting. Dad was - unofficially dading at that point. Then we got adopted and moved to Forks, where nothing much happened until," he motions to his girlfriend. "And it's about the same from there."
"Things that are specific to only that person that aren't things they assign to themselves. For example, names are useless to me, clothing styles are useless to me, and a basic description is less useless but difficult to aim and will take a while. Places they've been, things they've interacted with, what they've used to own, those work just fine. If you can get a relative, I can use them to aim, too, but I'm thinking that might be rather difficult in this case."
"It's quite difficult to specify something like 'hiring' to the universe," says Prime, dryly. "That's a human concept, hiring people. I can do people that have interacted with the people that tried to hurt you, see any people that lines up with all of them, but hiring doesn't work."
"Very nice," Phix agrees. "Uh, is this a good time to try to get my mom back? There's still someone evil who hates sphinxes and is unpleasantly good at finding me out there, I'm wondering if we shouldn't wait, but on the other hand - if we don't try it I don't see how we're going to find out if it works on critters. Darren, can you think of any dead critters we want back besides Renée?"
"If your Mrs. Adams is a Lynn, she might have a dead kid, and if your Mrs. Adams is a bugbear, her kid would be a critter. I promised Lynn I'd get hers back but haven't done it yet - was planning to do it before going home today, actually, as long as I'm leaving Chamomile at all. You could phone Mrs. Adams and ask her some weird questions."
"Hi. I have something pretty staggeringly unbelievable to say, and if you decide I'm just messing with you it's the kind of thing that would seem like a really mean prank, can I get suspension of disbelief or do I have to wait for you to come visit me in the Avalon so I can actually show you the underlying hocus-pocus?"
"Today me and Darren met alternate universe versions of ourselves and they know somebody who sounds like she's an alternate universe version of you. And one of my alts can resurrect the dead. We don't know yet if it works on critters but I don't want to try my mom first because someone is already after me for being a sphinx."
"Unless Mrs. Adams wants to volunteer to get a daemon so I can check ahead of time, it could potentially take a while to get a critter-compatible spell version, maybe turn up glitchy somehow the way your first resurrection did - and even if she does want to let the alethiometer have a look at her, it might be that critters just aren't resurrectable at all," says Ice. "But I'll certainly try." At the look on Phix's face: "The first version of the spell doesn't work properly on mages. They come back, just not - magey. I have actually had to resurrect Cypress twice, and the second one was - planned."
"It's possible that it would work, but bring us back without our familiars attached, in which case we wouldn't be spellbinders anymore - or that it would work, but bring us back attached to familiars that aren't there, and therefore leave us unmade - or that something more complicated would happen. I think what I'd want to do first is resurrect a non-spellbinder likely to be amenable to the experiment and of an age where they can reliably see their spirit animal and gather information from that, at least outside of an emergency like what we'd have had on our hands if Edarial had died in the building collapse or something."
"We were putting magic fountains in a couple of cities, and were therefore both out of spells for the day when someone who objected to monarchy decided to express this by bringing a building down on our heads. I broke a leg, Edarial broke - more things. The magic fountains heal familiars, but not humans. Our guards all died and I had to keep Edarial awake until midnight came and we got spells again to heal ourselves and walk out of the wreck. And yell at the anti-monarchists."
"We have complete causal explanations for why all the things that have happened, happened," says Iobel. "But we don't have explanations for why we so resemble each other at all, so it's possible that hiding with the rest of that explanation is one saying why we're all so thoroughly adventured. Whatever the hell kind of explanation that might be."
"My magic dilutes through generations and has only had three major sources. One of those was my mother. So for a large portion of my childhood I was ferried around to be used as a puppet, and then when I got older expected to... Er." He breaks out the air-quotes. "'Sire a generation.'"
"I told them all 'no,' and avoided getting my mind changed without my permission. Then some idiots summoned something that they shouldn't have to my home world, and the world was invaded, and the survivors - myself and my sister included - ran for our lives to another plane. It was lacking in various supplies and wasn't properly built to house humans, but it was too much trouble to try to get everyone to leave it to search for a better spot, so I went looking for another plane for helpful materials and found -" He grins. "- Isabella."
Snuggle. Isabella picks up from here. "I'm a witch, we're a minority but not a tiny one, grew up the same place you were born, Phix, near my clan's lands - my dad is also Charlie but my mother's named Ranata Ekamma and she never hared off with me to Phoenix. I went to mortal school through tenth grade, then quit to study magic full-time, then met," grin, "Adarin. There proceeded to be quite a lot of magical collaboration and now I have a portal network and an army of alien robots and we run a colony on the planet where we found the alien robots and I have a better way to read my alethiometer than anybody else who has one does and I'm heavily subsidizing the mass resurrection and immortalization of people in my world in between going on welcome wagon trips for new folks."
"I mean, to be fair, the hole in the security systems only proved relevant when the aliens in question were all extinct. They're well past caring and their planetary infrastructure wasn't in good enough shape for me to strongly consider resurrecting the aliens sooner than later so they could have it back; they'll have nearly as much luck colonizing a different rock. Phix, maybe we should check for aliens in your world, since you're from a world that matches mine some ways."
"I mean, to be fair you aren't properly zombies. If this were a horror movie you wouldn't act just like normal people only with mysteriously invisible inaudible daemons that are never in anybody's way, there would be other effects from the soullessness. And since you aren't actually human I can sort of categorize you like you're bears, I guess. Though the bears say their armor is their souls."
"I can't for the life of me remember the name of the town. I didn't dare write any of my personal notes in plaintext until I got to Pantheon - or even a cipher, someone could have beaten the translation out of me. I used to do everything in drawings that I didn't expect to keep. Sorry."
"I was very good at avoiding provoking the woman who owned me for most of my time in Tayane. As people who purchase six-year-olds go, she was positively saintly. And I would like to stop dwelling on my childhood while I am so very, very old and have unrelated accomplishments under my belt, thanks."
"Anyway, after my having been born in the charmingly named South Fork, my parents Raney and Kalars got divorced and Raney moved with me to Emavan. She taught school, so I got a few years of it as an employee benefit to her. I bound Cricket young and turned out to be pretty good at spellbinding and soon I was able to rent and stock a hex and spellchart shop myself. And then the, ah, fiasco, happened."
"It might have helped that I figured I wouldn't be able to find love, ever. Or that if I did it would come with various problems from my home to solve and prevent me from - fixing all of the various problems my former home has. Except it turned out to be the exact opposite of that and Isa- Ice, Ice annihilated those expectations and is everything I'd never dared to hope for and more."
"So this is - set aside an afternoon and probably turn up somebody, and of course efficient use of the added value of the new somebody takes time, you aren't going to be great runecasters in the next thirty minutes - though if somebody gives me a flash drive, I'll put my program and rune notes on it, it's probably the most efficient intro easily available. And some of the somebodies are going to have problems like 'somebody is mysteriously racist against sphinxes' which limit our ability to be positive-sum right away. Okay. Was there a particular reason we were sought out today?"
"Place that got invaded. I checked, and - most of the original population is dead, and the ones that aren't are incredibly dangerous to be around so rescue is near-impossible. I was taking care of the mage situation first and getting proper living conditions up, because there genuinely wasn't very much I could do. Prime informed me that if Kystle's left alone for several hundred years my dead mother will start a second invasion in a mad quest to resurrect my terrible birth-father. So."
"Hoo boy. Well. You can have my runecasting notes and program with my blessing, they should be nicely organized at least for another me to look at, and - I don't think I have a big enough hammer to hit an entire planetary invasion force with. I get ambushed by monsters we can barely handle just at home."
"I don't have a spare flash drive, but I can pick some up. Although we're not exactly bursting at the seams with spare cash. I mean, we have a small business, but it's small and there's a fair amount of labor costs getting people to scribe for us and the rent in the Avalon for the shop and apartment is kind of astronomical. So if anybody has solved economics that would be nice to know."
She's back after a brief phone call. "I'll get back to you about how much minimally suspicious cash I can divert your way. Unless the Secret Service already suspects you of counterfeiting or it turns out the design of the money is different, you should be fine."
"Well, yeah. That's how you know that in the relevant fictional universe, the animals are people. The daemons are generally very small, and hide whenever a human character is around unless it's a setting in which humans know that their cartoon animal neighbors are intelligent."
"Wizards," says Darren, pointing to himself and Phix. "Sorcerer." He points at Cypress. "Clerics." He points at Ice, and then at Spring. "You're all about to multiclass into wizard, congrats." He looks at Rain and Katydid. "I haven't figured you two out. Sorry, I'd have to hear more about what you can do."
"Spellbinders get six spells per day, which each have a charge time somewhere between thirty seconds and half an hour and then go off. Charging looks like this." Katydid starts charging, then stops after the demonstration seems sufficient. "We learn spells by managing to cram the contents of an entire spellchart explaining exactly what it does into working memory all at once, and after that it's ours to keep. There are spells that make permanent magical objects or effects, called hexes - I think we should call our world Hex, actually - which cost all six of your spells for the day. New ones come in at midnight with no rollover. Is that what you wanted to know?"
"Kind of hard to explain without getting into mechanics, uh - you have a main pool of power points to work from, can cast any spell you know at any time but it eats away from your total number of power points. Except you just get six power points and every spell you do costs either six or one."
"Oh, I just realized, I haven't explained our species-specific magic. Besides being runecasters and besides the medallions, I mean. Perytons get a gross shapeshifting power - that's what Savannah's going to use to guide the scry for the racist villain - and sphinxes get - well, we're calling it fairy princess magic for inside joke reasons, but basically I can do extremely comprehensive healing and then pass out for a while, and I can do a large number of very minor effects - repairing cut paper or thread or skin a little at a time very slowly, making lines appear on paper, I can telekinetically move around droplets of water, most of the really tiny things I've been able to come up with to try I can manage if I focus. And the tiny things don't make me pass out."
"For the healing, well, I can't do it while I'm already passed out, so sort of - thankfully I haven't had cause to do it twice in immediate succession, although I did something to make me pass out twice nearly in a row right after I got my medallion; we only have guesses about what - but for the little stuff, not that I've run into."
"I think I could probably make delicate alterations to electronics, but whatever I'm doing - the kind I'm doing when I don't pass out, anyway - doesn't understand what 'repaired' means on its own, so I'd have to know what I was doing. Basically I could bypass the need for tools but not skip the electrical engineering classes."
"And now there's much more of it to love. Speaking of which, on top of your translation spells, I should probably load you both up with wards. The best ones involve tattoos, which aren't comfy but don't hurt for very long. I can make 'em invisible after they're on if you prefer."
She goes to Chamomile and comes back with stuff. She mixes the stuff. She paints Phix's tattoos along her left flank - as promised, it sits just fine on the fur - and Max's on his shoulder. She spells them in and then invisibles them all (though not before Phix has ducked into Spring's bathroom to see how they show up on her leg, the answer to which is just fine).
Then she gets more stuff, and then she summons a couple of wild goats, and makes them both immortal.
There is further exchange of information and smalltalk and (a little) gossip. And then, armed with a checklist of things to tell Mrs. Adams when she shows up, magic mirrors, translation spells, tattooed wards, and an IOU for some elderly Chamomile US dollars, the critters go home.
"No, but our newfound alts have. She was one of their high school teachers and apparently she's something called a bugbear, and she's volunteered her daughter as a first test case for whether resurrection works on that world's critters. But yours is not a bugbear and my Adarin has already served as a test case, so unless this is a bad time, I can do it now. I need her full name."
She isn't going to be up for proper conversation for a while, probably.