"I think Ice will get one of the mages on her way back, and then he'll want to see you shapeshift into those people so he can use you to get a bead on whoever it is that's racist against sphinxes," she tells Savannah. "So, uh, questions on the multiverse thing?"
"And the others of me look like me, except Spring, who looks - well, she's not from Earth, but if I saw her on Earth I would think she was maybe Indian or some manner of South American or something. And they're a few years older, except Spring who is like ninety, but she looks twentiesish because she was resurrected from the dead and that is how that works."
"Yeah, Ice'll do it, but it only handles aging, not sudden death, so there's no hurry. And the other Darrens - they're called Adarins because two of them are named that - look like him, but with white hair, and older, especially Prime, who is five hundred something and used to have white hair that has since gone gray."
"... Okay that one's genuinely weird. White hair? Why? Why that color, that's absurd. Also, how did - Prime? Prime - make it to five hundred, did he have the immortality spell? Will my hair turn grey while the rest of me doesn't age at all? Because I can work with that, hair dye is a thing."
"Okay, so the ones who are named Adarin - Prime and Cypress - are both a quarter fae, and their moms were the half-fae parent, and she has white hair, I think because she had a fae parent, but it's not guaranteed by the time it's only a quarter fae because the others of you have brown hair. It's not usual in either of their home worlds. And being part fae is also why Prime can be so old; he looks old, but not five hundred, he looks kind of like a really tired fifty, maybe, and he could live another century even without magic help. But in Hex, people just have white hair sometimes, and Edarial - he's the only one named that, but everybody's getting nicknames regardless, Rain, he picked Rain - is one of those people who just has it. He's just a normal human, except for the magic things he gets for being from Hex."
"Ice's world Chamomile has everybody there having an external animal-shaped soul - by the way never fucking ever touch somebody's animal-soul - and if people go there, they get them too. Ice always had hers, and then Cypress came to Chamomile looking for chamomile which is why she named the world that, and when he showed up he got an animal soul too."
"I mean, I can do a death spell? But I don't know if it'd work on a dragon. I suppose I could ask Mrs. Adams to hang out in Chamomile and ask the alethiometer if it would work on her, but I'm not sure how consistent the effects would be between critter types, and the death spell could easily have different effects depending on whether the target has a daemon or not, which I can't check by alethiometer at all."
"Yeah. And I want my mom back, but - there's nowhere to put her right now even if we weren't suffering from a case of racist dragons." She sighs. "Cypress, can you get me the dragon's - address? Phone number? In case I have a fit of optimism and decide to try diplomacy."
"Yeah, if another rescue mission is called for I'll definitely have Darren call in the cavalry, but - I mean, last time Savannah and Darren took out a bunch of his hirelings and we torched his warehouse and I got away and he didn't find any other sphinxes. Maybe he has given up."
"Maybe he's out of scary biddable monsters," snorts Phix. "Maybe he's out of money. Maybe he's going to kill me next time and Ice will have to fetch me back, but on the other hand maybe he's got half a dozen dragon friends and if she kills him they'll work harder than he was ever going to to hurt me."