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are you gonna eat all that [closed for now]
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There's a guy eating all the cupcakes.

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This other guy sidles up beside him and stares down at the cupcakes.

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Huh. Not often someone is taller than him.

"'Sup?" he asks around a mouthful of cake.

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"Not cupcakes."

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"Trade you?"

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"With...?"

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Hand!

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He shakes his hand.

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Nope. Nada. No compatibility. But also nothing else at all either.

"Not an esper, huh?" he says as he hands him the promised cupcakes.

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In the mouth they go.

"Nope."

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"Shame. You're big enough."

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"You're Pendragon's kid."

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"Mmm. Though she passed the name to me."

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"You have her hammer?"

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"Nope. Honour goes to my sister. I get the name, she gets the hammer."

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"She here?"

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"Somewhere. Look for the pregnant girl with all the cheese. Probably her tall, dark shadow is looming behind her too. You can't miss them."

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He stares down at the remaining cupcakes.

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Ly takes another bite.

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Jamie sidles up and nabs a cupcake, stuffing it in his mouth.

 "Hi Ly!" He says, the words slightly crumbed, "Who's your friend?" 

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"No idea. He's after mum's hammer."

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"Amy. I make shit out of dungeon materials."

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"Amy. He makes shit out of dungeon materials."

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"And you wanna check out Excalibur? It looks kinda boring as warhammers go, but it's pretty cool." 

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"I spoke to her about it last summer, but she didn't have it by then. Said I'd have to speak to her kid."

...and other things.

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"Did she swear at you? She does that." 

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"Think she wants me to try and date one of her kids."

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"That's new! She's always cussing out Zei and me for stealing her precious babies away." 

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He shrugs awkwardly and looks down at the cupcakes again.

"Liked her partner. I listen to her music."

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"Joss is cool," he agrees wholeheartedly. 

He offers his hand, "I'm Jamie, by the way. Ly's my primary, but I'm always looking for more secondaries." 

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He shakes the smaller man's hand. The size difference is... a lot.

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Ohohohoho Jamie does not chortle out loud. 

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"-oh. Not an esper?"

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"Such a shame."

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"My parents were."

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Jamie reluctantly parts from his hand. 

"Oh well! So you do manufac? Weapons and gadgets and stuff?"