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this is so on-the-nose
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" - uh, we don't have to get into it if you don't want."  He rubs his hand on the back of his neck and bites his lip.

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"It just keeps weirding people out, is all." She glances around. "And I guess it's not super appropriate for polite company either. Gonna scandalize those tall spooky dudes."

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"I'm sure the Slendermans have delicate sensibilities."  He pronounces "Slenderman" like it's somebody's last name.  "Some other time, maybe."

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"Slendermins........... eee hee hee..."

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"Wee woo, collect my pages."

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"I have no idea what you're talkin' about but it's funny anyway."

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"...it might be too high context to explain for how frosty I wanna stay, sorry.  Uh, it was a Pikmin noise and then a Slender Man meme."

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"You'll just hafta tell me all about it when I'm done getting rescued."

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Do not say it's a date, Bryce.  "Will do."

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Happy lil bounce.

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She's so cuuute he's a professional and this isn't an esper mixer.

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He - stops, and narrows his eyes, and cocks his head to one side, and - goes very still and quiet.

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—sounds like going very still and quiet is also a thing Kimberly should do.

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Moving slowly and smoothly, he looks in her direction.  He touches a finger to his lips, but by his body language, he knows that she gets it.

They're approaching a T-junction.  He pads toward it; tilts and cranes his head very slightly back and forth like he's trying to localize a sound; then, slowly, peers around the left corner.

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See, the thing is, this is an impendingly violent and dangerous situation but that's also objectively just so funny, what he's looking at here.

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...???

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He steps back from the corner, still slow and smooth and silent, and turns to look in her direction with intent to approach close.

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She is Concerned but also Curious!

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He takes a few silent steps toward her - 

- they're actually quite close, now, and face to face - 

- and pauses, seeming to consider something.

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He gestures to his mouth, then to her right ear, then tilts his head solicitously: may I come close enough to whisper?

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...inviting headtilt? While attempting to psychically project a cloud of question marks with her face?

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He leans in - 

- very very close, actually - 

- close enough to whisper in her ear, and he says, "Stay calm, mkay?  There is a monster around the corner."

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Nod nod. Seems reasonable. She's pretty good at staying calm, all things considered.

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