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Where your eyes don't go.
Afterlife waiting room side thread.
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"Did someone just shoot me?"

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Skin Tissue Died
Skull Cells Died

Brain Cells Died

Ellen Died

Loneliness Died

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"I missed you too. It's just kinda hard to visit, with what it does to my body and stuff."

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Danny Died?

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"Yeah, and when my body on Earth regenerates it sometimes forgets that."
"Do you know why they shot me?"

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Mage Peace Died

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"Figures. Anyway, I can feel my body pulling. I don't know when I'll be back, but I'll try to pass on some messages at least. Maybe go back to exorcisms."

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Conversation Died

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"Ok, that was just rude of them. Sorry, but I think this is gonna be a fast regen. Anything else?"

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[redacted] (Negation intonation) Died 

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"Well that's good. I don't think she knows I didn't stay dead."

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"I'll think about it."

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It is valid TM to just read the afterlife bits, but things will make more sense if you follow Ellen on Earth for a bit.

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"Take a number and we'll get to you whenever."

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"So, he actually said he wants to talk to me."

"Well you know how he talks but that's what he meant."

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"He's busy."

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"He can be multiple places at once. I think I remember being told that no matter how high you count he'll always be able to be in more places than that."

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"Yeah."

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"So let me talk to him."

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"He can be in countably infinite places, there is currently uncountable demand for his services." 

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"On second thought can you just tell him I love him and fill me in on the mage war situation yourself?"

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"Yeah, easy."

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"Yay, thank you so much."

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"So... you were going to tell me about the mage war?"

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"I said I could, not I would."

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"It's like talking to a genie with you people."

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"Wait wait wait. I didn't mean it like that."
"It's a human saying."
"Some of my least annoying acquaintances are djinn."

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"Racist bitch."

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*way earlier*

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"Dad the fucking devil just kidnapped and tortured me is there anything you can do?"

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Danny died.

Freedom died.

Hope died?

Warning died?

Misunderstanding died?

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"Oh.

That's what you were trying to say the first time we met.

I didn't know how to understand you yet."

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I guess I'm doing this then.