wooowou

wya oo

bwa bwa bwak

BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAAAK

weap weap coo

wyawa

wawya

wyawya

woo-wooo woo-wooo woo-cooooo

*distributes goodies*

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

weapweapweapweap

*lets mama distribute goodies*

bwawawa

*gets the good stuff first*

"Well am I getting my cock back or what?"

coo coo coooo wooo cooo woooocoooo 

Bwak bwaaak

bwak bwaak bwa

woo

"Calm your tits down an let 'm get on with it."

coo woo wow woo pon farr woo

pon farr awyawa

woo a monk time woo coo

BWAWBAWWBAAAAAAAAW AMOGUSTIME BWAAWK

[in park creole]
"It's Star Trek. Ok so in Amok Time, which is the one where they clearly canonized Spirk to anyone with the media literacy of a cumquat, we find out about biology, Vulcan biology. What kind of Vulcan biology…

But basically it's a fictional reference to something pretty similar to the breeding confluence that ended with the tension being relived via an extremely homoerotic fight between the 'Vulcan' and his human lover that was ritually a fight over the designated mate of the Vulcan.

Honestly, I think it could work.

But that's just a theory, a Peng theory."

wyawyawyawyawya

Bwak bwaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

wyawyawya

Bwak

"I recon it's worth a shot at this point. I don't think I want more o' failsons blood in the pool at this point anyhow."

BWAKBAGAKBWAK

weapweap?

BWAAAK

wyawwya

BWAKBWAKBWAK

*aside in Swahili*

"Buddha I hate that woman."

"Works for me. Guess we're done here."