Your father's rock. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
At this point the black box is read only, and the curse is past the point of no return but not metastasized enough to manifest the group chat. So Danny has no idea what is real.
Danny Bird
birb?
Mental Models
Ellen's Chase
So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!
Lilith
chu correcte
Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Chase] Is that really all it is?
Danny Bird
birb?
I've tried everything I can think of but he's got me bound good I can't even bite my tongue. And he has warded me and everything around here against active magic.
Without rezzing for more juice I couldn't cast anything even with the ability to use verbal and somatic components.
Adventures Guild Receptionist
Receptionist
Why aren't you wearing pants? You can't be a Paladin if you don't wear pants.
Sandy Tan
"I know it can be hard to start Hunting so while you think it over I brought you some food.
That delicious smell, roast Helot.
Have some."
Mental Models
Ellen's Chase
It's already dead, and I'm worried for you. Not to sound like your mum but you should just have it.
Danny Bird
birb?
No. I love that you are looking out for me, and if it was a shipwreck sort situation. You know like the guy is already dead by accident I'd do it.
But he clearly is trying to boil my frog.
Danny Bird
birb?
He could just force-feed me, but he needs there to be some sliver of choice on my part.
Danny Bird
birb?
Can I bite my tounge off while I'm ungagged?
Probably, but he can heal me before I die.
And he might try to stick something in.
Which somehow feels worse than the idea of him forcing my jaw open or just giving in.
Sandy Tan
"If you want to talk without opening your mouth you'll find I have given your right pinky just enough wiggle room to use morse code."
Danny Bird
birb?
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
And get ourselves a treat
Delicious things to eat
The popcorn can't be beat
The sparkling drinks are just dandy
The chocolate bars and nut candy
So let's all go to the lobby
And get ourselves a treat
Let's all go to the lobby
And get ourselves a treat
Lilith
heat from fire
Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Mental Models
Ellen's Chase
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM
LOVELY SPAM (Lovely spam)
LOVELY SPAM (Lovely spam)
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM
Spaaaaaam spaaaaaam spaaaaam
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Zoey
May I help you sir?
Two Whoppers, two Whopper Juniors, and 4 Coca-Cola. And would I have to wait long if you made on Whopper with no pickle and no lettuce?
No sir!
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way
Oh, well, in that case, could I have the other Whopper with extra ketchup?
Sure!
We can serve your broiled beef Whopper
Fresh with everything on topper
Any way you think is proper
Have it your way