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*feeds pieces of delicious roast meat straight into baby's mouth*

That bird just took my liver.

'I butchered one of Chase's meals for you. He already drained its blood so the bread would just go to waste anyway.'

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'I can chew it for you if you're too weak to eat.'

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'Oui, just like mum.'

'Why did you close your beak open up for mama.'

"What gave it away?"

"Don't,

touch.

me.

creep."

"I guess you are not quite too weak to talk after all. Does this mean you don't want the Helot after all?"

"Wait food."

"Yes food. I will however be touching you. You can consider that a reward."

That food was so good. I hope he brings more soon. It must be days since last time.

"Your friends are getting worried if they will ever see you again. It has been so long, but you still have time to avoid you having to retake the class, alongside Zoey this time.

Also, I will no longer be bringing you food in here. There is a minor healing effect that will prevent you from activating your resurrection mechanic via starvation. But it will do nothing for the hunger."

"Lawyer."

"You can certainly have a lawyer as your first target."

"Want talk to lawyer."

"I do tire of your delusions, this is not police detention you don't have rights."

"Want deal, but not trust."

"Lawyer."

"I will not allow someone else to interfere with our negotiations. However, once we have an agreement in principle I will allow you to consult with Mr. Clause about the wording, solely for the purpose of ensuring you understand the wording a mutual obligations of a contract that you will be bound by unless it has been materially misrepresented to you."

"Don't trust your wording we'll make a deal then let Mr. Claus make a contract that fairly reflects it and both sign that."

"Conditional on us reaching an agreement in principle on the deal, I accept."

"You let me out, you don't do anything else to me, and you leave my friends alone. No interaction, with Lilith or Zoey or anyone I knew from before. No retaliation, against Chase or any of the other students that actually need your classes like Bob."

"I'm not agreeing to anything that absurdly broad, but I can see the framework of a deal forming."

"As per my official duties I can not comment on the morality or advisability of this deal, but I believe that this contract represents a genuine and complete meeting of the minds as to the deal's intended terms and conditions."

signed in blood

signed in blood

witnessed in milk ho ho ho