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Chase!
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"Danny!"

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"Chase!"

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"I saw you on the news. Killer work!"

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"I guess we're krypt now. Unless you've been slackin."

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"Me slackin'? You must be takin' the piss, I've done loads.

Three kills and half a dozen Rennies."

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"Nice. How are the girls?"

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"They were a bit worried about you, but on the mend now. Zo's positively chipper about the new courses. 

Lilith. Had a bit of a bother, but she handled it. Finally got the burning underpants trick down."

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"Jason again?"

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"And Mike, and Steve, and Bob. The shite one not the krypt one."

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"So Bob passed."

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"Well I'm sure he has now. If not he still has another full moon left."

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"What happens to people who fail, and aren't me?"

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"Shame and disgrace and needing to retake it.

Sandy probably won't kill him."

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"We'll help him out if he's still stuck by the end of waxing. More importantly money."

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"Money?"

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"Took my Sire's advice and one of the Rennies is a banker. And a Jew which isn't how Sire put it but he was weirdly insistent on. But my point is we can do insider trading.

If we know where the ding-dong butcher is gonna hit we can short the market. Then when we go back to school we can long it."

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"Well the killer has never hit Pizza Bungalo. That has to be priced into their stock."

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"Pizza Bungalo, delivery for Mike Roch."

Wait really?

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"would like to assure you that this is a one off incident, and that you can still trust us with your Pizza."

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"If you are inside a box, and someone brings the box into the house does that count?"

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"Should do, I can start teaching you more lock picking as a back up. Or just do it for you then you loop back, seems a bit convoluted though."

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"Pizza Bungalo order for Hugh Jass."

 

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"What is the safety phrase?"

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"I am a faggot.

I better get a tip."

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From the ghost interrogation I already knew that management are huge dicks that let customers pick their own safety phrases, and that this guy was on the torture list but...

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"Money is in the mail box. Drop the pizza on the mat and leave."

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"Bat!"

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"Experts doubt Pizza Bungalo will recover. And now a word from our new sponsor, Beijing Corn. Trust us with your carbohydrates."