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Can you cheat at personality tests.
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This is going to be so fun guys. I sent the list on discord.

First up

An ally at your job just informed you that upper management has been reviewing your work performance behind your back. What do you do?


A. I'd hope so! It's the job of upper management to do that type of thing.
B.I find a way to trip up the 'ally,' get them written up to take the heat off of me.
C. Tell this 'ally' the same thing to incite them to dig deeper so I don't have to. I expect daily updates.
D. Nothing. Who cares?"

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A

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A

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A

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A

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Did Aunty Lil feed you this list? Not that it would effect my answer.

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This is good management practice, honestly you should probably tell your boss you were tipped off.

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Guys guys he isn't going to kill you over an internet quiz.

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We're immortal and bring in too much money she'd just chipper us or something.

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Next question.

An emergency requires that your friend drive cross-country and there's no one else to help them drive. Do you help out?
A. Yeah, but only if I don't have anything important going on.
B. I'd drive the first leg then "get sick" and have my "friend" take us on through.
C. Yes, and we're stopping whenever I get the itch to see some sights along the way.
D. No problem. I just have to make sure that my boss is OK with it first.

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I mean I can't drive but D/C.

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I can drive and we are going to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota. 

Unless Grunkle Lil doesn't want us to.

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A. It sounds like a pain, but I'm not going to strand you just because of that.

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I'll just book you a jet or a krypt courier if it's a rush job. These are pleb questions.

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I think we have to pretend we aren't rich.

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Or magic.

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Or Lilu? How would that work?

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I don't think a morality test still holds if we pretend we aren't crims.

 

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Let's play it by ear.

 In the course of you assisting a childhood friend in physically getting their money back from a swindler, the thief insinuates violence. Do you bail?

  • A. I'd turn on both of them.
  • B. Why leave when things are just getting good?
  • C. I probably can reason with the thief first.
  • D. First of all, inform the authorities about the theft.
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lol lamo

 

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insinuates violence lol

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Obviously D we go straight to the busies.

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Yeah straight to the cops.

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The Mounties AND the sin ;)

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So B for you three, and I call the real authories.

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That's right let me or lozu Lil sort it out for you.

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By which you mean tell me or Lilith to handle it.

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Il might send someone else if we are busy enough.

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But elle would know we want dibs.

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Now we're getting into it.

Q4 — If riches are a life goal for you, what is your plan for attaining it?

  • A. I don't know.
  • B. Use others to fatten my pockets.
  • C. By any means necessary.
  • D. Anything that's constructive.
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I mean we already did it, but empirically B and C.

Q5 — You want to settle down with someone. Do you choose the disloyal person who has lots of money or the very loyal person who has little money?

  • A. Follow the money.
  • B. The loyal person who has little money
  • C. Either one will do.
  • D. The loyal person who has lots of money – I know they're out there.
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B even if you really did make it big.

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Gay. but yeah B.

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I don't settle down, but D.

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Same.
Do we want to try a different quiz or stick with this one.

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https://www.quotev.com/quiz/17074447/Which-TADC-character-are-you

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 No

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https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/which-red-dwarf-character-are-you

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Your friend's crush died in a nuclear accident, and he's sad he never told her how he felt. What would you do?

I would disguise myself as the loved one and try to give my friend closure.
I would tell my friend that their friend probably knew.
I would tell my friend that I don't have any useful advice to give them.
I'd tell them that they should forget about her and work on their personal style ...
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Probably knew.