Karen is informed by owl that she's a prefect. She writes her friends about that, of course.
Classes resume! The now-sixth-years Miranda convinced to adopt firsties grill the new sortees over the welcoming feast and each pick one - not the ones who need it most, unfortunately, but the idea is that it'll be enough of a tradition to cover everyone and it has to start somewhere, and none of these are outright Muggleborn anyway. An unchosen firstie girl wants to know what the deal is and Miranda explains it to her and she latches onto a fourth-year of her own accord, presumably hoping to be adopted by the follow-them-home strategy. Miranda doesn't adopt a new one, she already has Stoller.
"Well, there was Timothy, but on the whole I think boys are a little less - positive sum? About things? It wouldn't work badly for them if they did it but they'd have to actually do it and not take it as designated-picking-on-targets or anything - which girls might do but I think it's a bit less likely."
"Um - I - am almost sixteen now and still don't - I - um this is hard to say jump in any time if I'm on the right track - I always sort of figured one of the two of us would wind up with Minor it's just obvious but, but I don't want him myself or anything, not really, it - boys smell wrong - I keep having dreams about the time I got out of the lake and - do you -"
Nod. "...I wrote my father less than a month into first year and I said you had good ideas on the charms experiments and were smart and came up with an Igbo alphabet and was that how one identified the person they were going to marry. And he said yes pretty much but I should, uh, wait and see if I wanted to kiss you, also."
"Timothy tried to get married, just he unlike Michael made the mistake of asking his father first," she points out, that being the official story. "I don't see what Theodore's education has to do with his marital respectability and neither he nor Fredrick is old enough to be remotely concerning. But thank you for your interest in my well-being."
Wandwave. "Please don't try to figure out who I'm talking about, because the possibility that you won't is why I'm talking to you instead of waiting for a chance to ask Timothy, but, supposing I knew a girl like the two of you only a girl, would it be all right to tell her about him - or you, I suppose, but she'd probably suit him better and I only know the one - to get her permission to tell him about her - I can go over that rephrased if you like, I didn't realize how confusing it would sound till I said it out loud."
Miranda picks her way very delicately through a conversation with Karen and keeps it very hypothetical and 'do you want to get married anyway eventually' and does not think she guesses. Which is good, because in the course of this conversation it comes up that Minor knows about Karen, which. Would be complicating.
Maybe she can come back to the Ways' with Minor after Boxing Day does that sound fun?
"Mum grew up here," she says, when they land somewhere unobtrusive from which they can de-invisible and walk the rest of the way. Miranda owns actual Muggle clothes and has loaned Karen some; Minor's she transfigures and now he is wearing pants. (Someone has shoveled a path through the ice from here, isn't that nice.) "That's how they met, but it didn't work out."
"I mean, if Timothy were aware Michael was going around having flings with Muggles without protection he would make him stop, and then he'd track down the girls, and Michael'd have found out about Catherine before she was already two months old. He probably wouldn't literally intervene."
Rebecca knows all the Church-approved and not-Church-approved-but-Rebecca-approved workarounds like "nurse a lot" and "the rhythm method" and "I guess technically you would be committing onanism, not me, right?" and "I'm going to confession tomorrow anyway" and is not pregnant yet!
"You could probably maneuver him, then, sure. I asked Fredrick if it would in principle be okay to mention to a hypothetical girl whatever-girls-are-called and he said yeah if I was sure of her but I think I managed to ask her if it was okay to tell about her without her guessing who I wanted to tell, so if you don't find a way to line it up you can leave it be, but. Better than potioning it?"
"At least I assume it's the same reason? I guess it's also possible you thought I was really invested in enforcing the purity of the Slytherin common room and didn't tell me for that reason but it seems likelier it was just - it can only get out once and that's everything lost if it does -"
"...the official story would have required conduct that would have been very out of character for both of them, so I concluded it was probably a lie, checked that no one involved was presently being unduly pressured somehow, and then decided they'd explain themselves when it suited them?"
"No. Maybe I should, for plausible deniability on the occasions when I might need the privacy. I wanted to ask if you'd want to be introduced to marriagable men with the same problem, some of whom I am acquainted with, and if so if you have a sense yet of what you might be looking for in one."
"Miranda did. She thought I might know some people and she was right. She very much wants you to be happy. A marriage seems not especially likely to achieve that on its own but - some people find it helpful to know that if they do meet someone like them they can pursue it without betraying their spouse, that they can have a family should they want one -"
Yeah okay hug. "I used to think I might not want kids but I'm pretty fond of my baby brother so I'd probably like having kids too. And if there ever was anybody I wanted who wasn't Miranda -" Sigh. "I guess sort of definitionally then I'd want whoever that was? Uh, my parents are - not in a position to be super picky, we're purebloods with elves and everything but not politically important - I'm not totally repelled by the idea of sleeping with a guy, it's just sort of basically unappealing like, um, eating a daisy or wearing a pumpkin on my head, so it wouldn't be a huge deal I guess if he weren't entirely whatever the thing..."
"Heh." Shrug. "I have this weird scar that impresses firsties more than it should? I can make wands that pretty much work now as long as I'm doing them custom for the wielder? I like leaving the windows open all the time even in winter till it's literally snowing because magic warm blankets are cozy? I dunno what people will want to know."
They're having a lovely time munching through the feast the house-elves made and drying off Catherine after she plunges into snowbanks and exchanging presents! Minor got Miranda a bookbag with an elaborate Recall Enchantment so things she puts in there will always be there no matter where she subsequently leaves them. Theodore got her a higher-quality set of dragon-skin Potions gloves. Aaron got her money.
He's saving up for a house but this only slightly deters him from showering his wife in presents. He popped around London checking what all the richest Muggles had and duplicated it, that didn't even cost anything, and boxes and boxes of chocolates could be skimmed off his brother's carpet trade route, and magic toys for Catherine dug out of the cellars from when there were last young Ways around, and he's been making magic paired lockets at work and can easily make a set for home - "so you can open it up and call me if you need to" -
Rebecca has had somewhat less shopping wherewithal. She just wrote him a sonata. (For Catherine she told the house-elves the precise dimensions of the doll she carried with her all the time around that age and now Catherine has one just like it, brand new and stain-resistant because house-elves.)
A week later Aaron has long questionnaires, would they like to review them and see if they capture most unrelated-to-attraction qualities important in a spouse?
It is absolutely essential that my partner have at least _______ magical great-grandparents.
It is absolutely essential that my partner speak at least _____ languages.
Things I look for in a partner's family history include:
Occupations that I would find particularly appealing in a partner include:
Occupations that to my mind disqualify a partner include:
Past conduct that I would find particularly appealing in a partner includes:
Past conduct that to my mind would disqualify a partner includes:
If my spouse fell in love with someone else, I would want them to:
If one of my children were a Squib, I would want my spouse and I to:
If one of my children wanted to marry a Muggle, I would want my spouse and I to:
If one of my children got someone with a child outside marriage, I would want my spouse and I to:
And so on and so forth.
Stoller rolls her eyes.
The rest of the questions inspire quite a lot of discussion in the Slytherin common room!
"I think if you don't disown a child for marrying a Muggle you're wronging all your other children," someone says, "since their prospects will be damaged."
"And if they know you'll disown them for it they're less liable to do it in the first place -"
"And that."
"It doesn't seem obvious to me. If your kid is the sort of person who might want to marry a Muggle, they probably think that's a reasonable thing to do, and I know if my mum were in the habit of threatening to disown me for things that seemed reasonable to me I'd probably figure it was going to happen eventually anyway and not listen to her at all."
"The correct answer," he complains to Minor, "is that you can quantify the hit to someone's social standing from a scandal or a dubious association or a Muggle relative by looking at marriage agreements between families trying to compensate for one of those things, and it's quite reasonable to expect someone to compensate their siblings for the damage done to their prospects -"
"It'd take people who don't think it's dumb agreeing that it's dumb, it wouldn't be enough for all the people who think it's dumb to ignore it. Ignoring things isn't a great way to make them go away anyway - what you could do is fund a trust of some kind that pays out the reputation cost to everyone involved -"
"I'm not sure how that's made more likely by changing exclusively the thing where your marriage choices affect your siblings' prospects of getting married themselves. Direct incentives to marry Muggles might make for less happy marriages because incentives for anything other than happy marriages will do that a little, but if people are currently excessively unwilling to marry Muggles then it might do the exact opposite."
"Yeah. I just think as a general principle that if you count all the costs and try accounting for them you end up better off than if you pretend they don't exist, and the directions you'd get pushed in by accurate cost-accounting are mostly the right directions to be pushed in - just like giving people more true information might make them make stupid decisions but the presumption's the other way -"
" - I mean, if Michael figures that out then he'll sell them and they'll be very rich, that's how you price it in. I'm glad Michael married Rebecca, they're so cute together and they're happy, the point of 'keep track of costs' isn't that you'll find they're not well worth it."
Meanwhile, the Italian Ministry elects to relax its enforcement of the Statute of Secrecy in the year 1810 (presumably to give other countries a few years to threaten them if they're going to). They will not prosecute people for telling their affianced even if the engagement is subsequently broken, they will decriminalize telling immediate in-laws of magical people to know after the marriages go through, and they will not deploy magical law enforcement to Memory Charm any Muggles who see things unless they actually look likely to tell anybody.
Because they've been in the middle of one for the last decade, presumably. Britain definitely does not want to unilaterally pick a fight.
He writes Elio asking what inspired the reforms and how interested they'd be in further ones, if the international community doesn't object.
The guy's good at his job but Timothy can't quite figure him out.
He suggests to his grandfather that the Wizengamot hear a bill outlining the extent of Britain's obligation to conduct foreign interventions for Statute reasons - "which should be none at all, it's a waste of our resources towards no gain at all, the same mistake the Muggles made with their colonies -"
"We should perhaps sanction immigration or something."
"Of informed Muggles? Then you're enforcing Muggle immigration, that's beneath us. Of wizards who might not obey local law? They manage to abide by the flying carpet restrictions, and those don't exist anywhere on the continent -"
"You're so passionate about this."
"I want the statute gone, grandfather, you know that. But even if I didn't, harassing Italy is not in our interests. It might be worth proposing a bill to sanction immigrants, so the debate focuses there and not on whether to go pick a fight, but it's not a useful thing to do."
"I can propose a bill that vaguely censures them, that seems easier than starting a debate over the general extent of our obligations -"
"No, see, I want it legally established that the general extent of our obligations is 'none'. Italy's been conservative with this, no one's really going to go to war over affianced Muggles. We're not going to get a better chance to set a precedent. Let's have this debate now on eminently winnable territory, then when someone else takes it further -"
"It's very clever, Timothy, I'm just not sure it's wise."
"Plenty of flexibility to reverse course if later events persuade us against lifting the statute after all."
"You're so young -"
"Please do share your wisdom and not just the sound judgment that results from it, how else can I learn?"
A bill is introduced to censure Italy and establish as a point of policy that Britain will restrict itself to censure of other nations over adjustments to the treaty that do not affect local security and flourishing.
A counter is introduced to refuse to censure Italy and calling on the Wizengamot to consider the same list of policy changes itself.
The conservatives flock to the first one, and Timothy is pleased.
Study magic. But no, I'm mostly just keeping you in the loop because I thought it'd excite you. Elian wants to go further if he can get away with it. For now I may primarily entertain myself arranging for him to get away with it. I've also debated getting Ireland to loosen up first, as a test case, observe to everyone that the English Muggles don't take the Irish ones seriously anyway...
Yup. Miranda's strength is still Charms; she'd be great in Defense if it weren't for her dueling problem and she's also pretty good at Transfiguration. Karen's still tops at History, though her Transfiguration has slipped since first year, and she's good in Arithmancy and Herbology too. They're both doing well in their independent studies too but those don't have associated OWLs.
Runes does. The Runes O.W.L. will be laughably easy; regrettably it's the only one that's true of. Arithmancy's interesting, and his History grades have much improved once they started covering material he could read about in other languages and none of them are bad at Potions but it's frustratingly devoid of intellectual content even at the O.W.L. level.
"Thank you! I have been delighted to hear that Britain is disinclined to be obstructionist - our biggest obstacle right now is China, which cites its Muggle government's dictates or vouchsafes to ignore them by turns, I wish Mr. Feng would make up his mind if the bureaucrats are brilliantly handling their workloads or crushed under them so I could choose a line of argument!"
"Repealed altogether - would that such a thing seemed plausible in my lifetime - the trouble about that is that it will require a complete reworking of how we interact with the Muggle governments, which already bristle when they hear that wizards don't separately administer Sicily - it depends on so many things. Principally I look forward to, in the general sense, trade - not just of charms for cheese, but the exchange of ideas and blood and opportunity. I could give you abstract imaginings but the most exciting part is that we cannot know exactly how it would all shake out; if we could there would be so much less point to pursuing it, although the arguments about letting halfbloods talk to their aunts and uncles and grandparents would stand."
" - something to gain from it, for one thing, and that might get better as Muggle industry produces more things that aren't easily reproduced magically. It's hard to anticipate the growth of industry but I think it will certainly make Muggles wealthier and more educated and possessed of more consumer goods, which is probably good for acceptance in wizarding Britain - and possibly also deadlier weapons, which would be bad for it - and then there's the possibility of communications developing to the point where the Statute ceases to be viable at all..."
"I am myself approximately pureblooded - at least as Italian wizards count these things; perhaps no witch in England would have me - but some of my dearest friends are Muggleborn, and they have endured terrible hardship, and even though they escape some of it as soon as the Academia di Magica picks them up and spirits them away - more or less - they must leave everything behind! Their parents may know, but you know in Italy it is not technically legal to tell one's social father if there is any uncertain paternity, likewise if one is being raised by one's grandparents or something? And no one checks, so the fathers are then memory-charmed - it's terrible - Anyway, so I began very selfishly out of concern for people like my friends but I have only developed greater confidence that the solution is as much relaxation of the Statute as is possible as quickly as it can be hurried through."
He's very good at his job and, well, either not up to anything or way more competent at hiding it than anyone I've ever met. I'm impressed. Still would be much happier if I discovered some kind of secret motive beyond unbridled foresight and altruism but I guess anyone who was looking at us would have the same complaint.
"I don't know the family -"
"I'm Muggleborn."
"Ah."
"I'm good in Defense because when I was twelve I had to duel a sixth-year over it. I won."
"- how'd you do that?"
"I cheated. But it's okay, this is Slytherin, and what's important is that everyone knows I could cheat the next time too." She smiles.
"- nice to meet you."
"You said."
She appreciates that! It'll make the studying go better!
The next day is Saturday and she's absent all day. In the evening she goes to her rooms and is asked where she was and says 'my mother said she found a secret passage to Hogsmeade in her day and bet me ten Galleons I couldn't find it inside a month. Once the month's up - or I figure it out, I guess - I'll study with everyone else. But I really want the Galleons, I've almost enough for a broomstick."
"Ooooh," one of her roommates says. "Do we get half if we find it?"
"I don't know about half but you could have a Galleon."
"Deal. Fourth floor, statue of the witch, you say 'dissendium'."
" - brilliant," Fawley says, and does not sleep well.
The next day she asks Miranda if Miranda knows of any ways a first-year could get a Galleon on short notice - "I lost a bet."
"They asked where I went all the time and I said my mother'd bet me ten Galleons that I couldn't find a secret passage into Hogsmeade which she found when she was here - On Hogwarts says it's just a legend - and one of the girls offered to help me win the bet and then turned out she knew exactly where it was. I won't let that happen again."
"Studying, find people distracting. Running me errands all the time, ugh, you wish you'd swapped with Abbott. Trick staircase stuck you on the sixth floor for hours. Sending an owl, don't pry. Snuck into Hogsmeade, if they want any sweets they'll ask you questions in a nicer tone. Sat by the forest trying to spot a unicorn."
"Uh, she had a match arranged with Marcellus Fawley and ran off with his little brother eve of the wedding, both families disowned the merry young lovers, then it turned out Marcellus had a secret child with Mildred Greensbauer and the families reached out to possibly reconcile and were told to go fuck themselves..."
"I would've been fairly irritated with him if he'd blown up my engagement or something, and he easily could have done, but - someday we're just going to have to fix the thing where stepping out of line ruins your siblings' lives, and while I don't think conspicuously stepping out of line is the way to achieve that I also don't think punishing it helps any."
"I was saying that if you went around threatening to disown your kids all the time they might start ignoring you on the supposition it'd happen eventually anyhow, and someone said 'but there's nothing worse than marrying a Muggle', and I said sure there is your daughter could turn up pregnant out of wedlock or your son could run off with a veela."
"That's probably the kindest thing they could do, really." Sigh. "But there are plenty of families who have what look like loving constructive relationships with their kids with no disowning in sight and then the kid crosses an invisible line, and I'm not sure that's any kinder than being straightforward about your willingness to sever branches of the family tree for misbehavior."
Minor asks Miranda to the winter ball again. One of his dormmates asks if he's serious. "Do you mean do I intend to marry her? Yes."
"Do you know who her father is?"
"Yes, I've met him. I wouldn't want to put my parents through two scandalous marriages in the span of four years. She was top of our year in three subjects, do you really think that's someone with Muggle ancestry?"
"Guess not."
"Mmmhmm."
He asks his father why he didn't invent something for it - "six times -"
"Yes, it's appalling, isn't it? I did look into it but my experimental potions energy is all directed Philosopher's Stone-wards - you could have a go -"
"With what expertise, it's not especially a problem you can sing at -"
"I did encourage you in the acquisition of other skills."
"The little remote singing devices are doing well but they don't fix this either."
"Time. Time and progress."
"Ssssh, now, I get enough of that from my grandfather. I was hoping now that Fredrick's graduated some of the lectures on the merits of marriage would be diverted but instead he just gets us both working on something and then gets to scold us both at once."
The Eastern European magical government in Transylvania's debating Statute rollback. He looks into whether Elio is behind it. He's not, it happens, but he's closely involved.
He asks his father to pick up another language.
His father is busy but somehow not too busy to start that.
And sixth year for Miranda and cohort comes to an end.
Beauxbatons extracurricular summer program is willing to take a Hogwarts student for a fee, which Fawley may defer until she graduates or drops out; she may take any two or three of an art program, a music program, a broomstick program, any of several languages (all taught in French), a dancing program, and etiquette classes. (Taking three costs extra.)
"I was thinking I'd just copy Madam Ollivander's price point? If it comes up a lot I'll ask Aaron for advice, I guess, but in the meantime customization's trading off against quality and reputation and I dunno how to price any of those things so I might as well round off to 'it's a wand they cost yea much'."
"Uh, cost and suspiciousness of materials, dosing, some of them affect your judgment on, like, the trustworthiness and reasonableness of the target - there's nothing that just does attraction, I don't know why not, love isn't really the thing I want anyway -"