Well someone should ask the Queen about that, then.
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Hey there, 'Leosa, what's it like in New Korvosa?
In Which Altronus Vies For Royal Notice, His Intimates Prove Readily Discomposed, & Choryon Is Bored Beyond Reason
These Fucking Guys
you've-met-their-sort
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Hey, uh, what's your face. Queen Eel Barbarossa, a word?
Most High Arch Megapope of Korvosa, Primate of Varisia
beer & pretzels
That one had to be intentional.
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Everything I do is intentional. When I rip ass in the Uber, you better believe that I do it with intention. But that doesn't mean I could've held it in forever.
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
Crown-of-Fangs
Queen Ileosa is too gobsmacked to pick up the phone right now, but if you leave a message after the tone she'll get back to you when she finishes rebooting.
Lyvina Mayyad
exponential-wizard
That's disgusting! Shame on you, Altronus! Shame!
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
Even I can remember Ileosa's name. We must have heard it a billion times by now.
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Shame is bad, actually.
Most High Arch Megapope of Korvosa, Primate of Varisia
beer & pretzels
See? Choryon can remember the names of key NPCs.
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
Eh, I wouldn't go that far.
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Have you ever heard of Tycho Brahe?
Most High Arch Megapope of Korvosa, Primate of Varisia
beer & pretzels
From Penny Arcade??
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Yes, Barry, Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade. Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade once held a fart in too long, and he exploded like a block of TNT.
Most High Arch Megapope of Korvosa, Primate of Varisia
beer & pretzels
Oh, the astronomer. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Lyvina Mayyad
exponential-wizard
Can we please talk about literally anything else.
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Granted.
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
i dropped a couch on my toe look how the toenail is peeling off
Lyvina Mayyad
exponential-wizard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Most High Arch Megapope of Korvosa, Primate of Varisia
beer & pretzels
Get your foot off the table! I am EATING here, you lunatic!
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
Who's going to make me?
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
While they're doing whatever it is they're doing I'm going to... I don't know, go seduce an NPC.
Korvosa
little-Cheliax
Which NPC?
Lyvina Mayyad
exponential-wizard
Oh my God! Are you alright?
Altronus
my-numbers-are-bigger
No, I'm dying. For want of a nail, Altronus was lost.
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
Queen Ileosa.
Korvosa
little-Cheliax
Roll for it.
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
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Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
"Hey."
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
Crown-of-Fangs
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
Crown-of-Fangs
Bwuh?