The Valar announce that they've done as much as they can in Singularity (they can't bring back peoples' babies in that critical period either, but they can get them earlier versions) and are setting up portals between there and Sanity as soon as they are confident they've cleaned up the plague. A bunch of Elf architects have this wild idea for a fivedimensional city where alternating intersections are interdimensional portals between various Valinors and they get eagerly to setting it up.
It's a really thorough binding, pages and pages wrapped around the circle in tiny mass-printed typeface. He's allowed to move around within a designated holding compound but not get within ten meters of anyone who doesn't approach him of their own accord or in the case of daeva under a like binding nod at him as he comes closer. He's allowed to nod and shake his head as an exception to the gag. If he is given explicit verbal permission by his summoner he is allowed to make things specified by that summoner in a carefully proscribed manner.
That's it.
All of the paper Minor's conjured recently spontaneously catches fire. "But how dare we injure fucking kittens," he snarls. "Bar, I need a book from Revelation about prominent summoners in the 21st century Minor did you send those letters I need circles for a bunch of people -"
Who gets the message between meetings and writes back - I can try to go through official channels to get an expedited trial or something, but if I try that and then he mysteriously gets broken out that'll cause a lot more problems than if he mysteriously gets broken out when I've no knowledge of the situation.
"Yep why -" - Timothy hands him the note - "this is Tyelcormo's weird alphabet but I can read that too - uh he says 'I can try to go through official channels to get an expedited trial or something, but if I try that and then he mysteriously gets broken out that'll cause a lot more problems than if he mysteriously gets broken out when I've no knowledge of the situation.'"
He switches to Quenya. "If you want we can break you out right now. Timothy's guessing that he wouldn't need to Imperius your summoner if he just implicitly threatens to kill her but I think he's prepared to if he needs to; if you are not okay with that we can instead have the Singularity Maitimo kick up a big fuss about jurisdiction and get a trial expedited and hopefully it goes well. If there's a superior option I have not mentioned, nod."
They usually live longer than that but she was probably at least thirty.
Uh, if anyone notices Minor is a demon they can check his binding by parlor trick and will freak out, it's designed for accidents of limited physics background, not to stop him from doing things. They will not shoot you because you're not his summoner but they will panic.
"Demons can make Elves. This was discovered during the war; it is very important that it not become widely known in Hell. The backup chips in our brains don't work if they make them naively, the same as if they tried to make a human; but if you copy the data to a fresh chip, which is easy to learn how to do, then you can make a body around it just fine."
"Yes. You recently arrested the demon who was involved in our war, Campbell Swan. The, ah, natural defense in the murder trial he is facing would be that he brought the people back to life afterwards, which he did. It seems to me that it would be a serious miscarriage of justice to try to conduct a murder trial without mentioning that the victims are alive and well, but it is also not an option to commit to the record of a trial that will doubtless attract a lot of interest that this is a thing demons can do."
"I did confirm he has no outstanding charges from conduct in this star system; they are all related to the war. I would really appreciate it if the Ganymede Circling Police found the case outside their jurisdiction entirely, and allowed Elven governments to pursue cases involving our worlds and our citizens, particularly ones as sensitive as this."
"That is understood, but the evidence that he is not dangerous is almost entirely constituted in 'he didn't kill anyone until we had a way to bring them back, then undertook an operation with significant collateral damage on my authorization as part of the course of a war and immediately brought them back'. Without that information they can't evaluate the answer properly, and they cannot have the information."
"I asked the president to introduce me because I am very worried that the GCP is attempting to conduct an investigation they are not equipped to conduct correctly, touching very closely on matters of our national sovereignty and national security. Until close collaboration between the GCP and the governments of Valinor and Endorë is made possible, it will be very damaging to relations between our peoples for these investigations to erroneously go forward."
"It was brought to my attention that you arrested Campbell Swan this morning for crimes committed in the course of a recent war in Valinor. The GCP is of course not equipped to justly try the case; any information you have about it must be thirdhand through our emissaries or through conjuring, and a lot of information relevant to the war was deliberately made not conjurable. The demon possesses a great deal of information vital to our national security which he could share in a trial, unless you mean to conduct it in secret. And whoever summoned him will die in a century or less, meaning the maximum penalty for holing a planet is in practice a single human lifespan. We have more resources to conduct that case, it touches on our people, it endangers our security to have it prosecuted by humans, and you can't lock him up very long."
He actually has a hard time getting into the right mindset for the Imperius. Other people not thinking daeva are people will do that. But he gets it eventually.
And now if anyone wants to check he is in fact a licensed summoner.
He starts going down peoples' lists of their friends.
Reunions are good. I'm going to ask one of my alts to stay here and do it indefinitely, the poor people. I've been abusing the sleep-skipping song. Imperius'll wear off while I'm asleep and Ister can't do anything without me at his side so I sent him home. Wanted to fall asleep with you, if it's convenient...
Then she will watch Timothy summon some friends for a demon and talk to them in Greek and take them off to meet their friend and Mingling cling contentedly to Timothy and witness one-sided but weirdly conversant communications between the gagged demon and the visitors, and then Mingling singing a hauntingly pretty sad song while some angel meets a friend without facilitators required, and then Mingling bouncing to Timothy and saying "Cam? Cam? Cam?" as they go off to meet another demon prisoner for lunch.
The child services lady goes away after a bit but makes sure Mingling knows the name of the communications officer of the prison and where she works and that she is a good person to tell if he needs anything.
The prison bureaucrats do not really want a courtyard in their arcology.
He arranges some more visits and then that's all the people who answered a summons and they can just hang out with Cam. They do. They cut it out with the sleep-skipping songs and Mingling declines to sleep not wrapped up in Cam's wings so the bureaucrats will just have to deal with that.
The GCP is very interested in getting Vala assistance with the capture of some dangerous daeva who have not answered their summonses, and are persuaded of the logic of having immortal summoners available for planet-holing demons. They are not super impressed with the confidential war information thing (they seem to think you should not give demons confidential war information) but don't make a huge deal of it in light of other concerns.
"Keep in mind that death is not very much a disaster for us. If someone murdered me right now I would be mildly inconvenienced. It's harder to confront us with an emergency and we have less to lose if one occurs. And the stakes could never match the war that just concluded, during which everyone kept their heads."
"I'm here to inform you that as a consequence of changes to prisoner handling procedures we are going to dismiss and resummon you. If you don't answer the new summons we are prepared to come and find you. If there are several open circles write me and we will establish a procedure for ensuring that you take the right one, but there should not be any other ones. Can we expect compliance?"
"Might've gone faster if I hadn't fought them on the gag," he says once they're on the ship, "but it's going to be a holdup if we're getting other demons for them, it's -" Sigh. "Can they tell whether I broke the binding by any means other than looking at you?"
"Seems a little fast for Valar but it's worth a shot. You could also just say you transferred me to another summoner with fewer competing demands on their time to interfere with escort. Send them a note in advance about it so they don't think you're covering for a screwup."
"Or tell people about but not the prickly governments of Revelation while we're trying to convince them to improve their treatment of daeva. If the Sanity Valar are really this good maybe they will be able to do a lot of the work themselves, though. I agreed to get them some mass murderers they've been trying to arrest, in exchange for Cam. Maybe I will bring those by, notify them of another change in custody, and then Cam can be free till the trial."
"They're - scared. There's a lot more to it than that but - fundamentally they think they are the protectors standing against hostile forces that cannot be reasoned with in defense of the innocent and - there are a lot of human things Elves just wouldn't do but the way Revelation treats daeva isn't really one of them. And the - point of the Valar, if I am to concede that they have one after having orchestrated the murder of my whole set - is to build spaces where people don't have to be scared, and are better for it. I don't know that it'd work, but it might get somewhere."
Such hugs. "It's a very ugly place and they're not allowed to go near anyone and they're not allowed to hug anyone unless a stranger who has never met them and can't talk to them wants to hug them just because anything's better than being completely alone. They can't talk. They can't sing. They can't write. They can't make new files on the computer. They can't pick out letters on a board. They are not very good people but I think after ten Years in that place I would not be a very good person either."
"Oh, it's miles above my world - except the gags, I know people who'd take Azkaban over a gag - but I've known since I was five that I needed to conquer my world. When you have the resources they have you should be able to do more than impress a teenager from 1802."
Scary fairy who went around torturing people to death, couple of angels who set things on fire and performed unwanted cosmetic alterations on people, couple demons one of whom took hostages and demanded the de-chiplocking of some unreleased manuscripts and killed off a hostage when the author refused before the summoner could be found, the other of whom blew up a space station.
So he writes her a note saying that he is home from Ganymede and happy because Ganymede was a sad place but he's probably going back soon, as long as there are people there who can't talk. And he has Cadillac (he didn't take Cadillac to Ganymede in case they died along the way and it was too hard to retrieve her).
"If I say 'also Timothy has stopped lighting things on fire when he's mad and my other cousin gets along really well with his boyfriend he bought so they bought his sister and in a few months my parents will be done making necklaces and I can tell them all about it' would she kidnap me."
The revised note says,
Hi! Thank you for coming to check on me on Ganymede. I am home now but I might go back to Ganymede soon because there are people there who can't talk and it's not okay. Today I had pancakes and apple pie and I slept in my own bed and it was cozy. You seemed nice so I wanted to tell you that I was okay. Also Timothy's boyfriend Cam can talk now and that's really good.
Love,
Mingling
"I think she was nice and wouldn't have kidnapped me even if you'd hugged me," he says, "but I can scratch that part. Also I should learn Greek because Timothy said I spoke it and now I need to eat pancakes and apple pie and then sleep in my bed so that part's true."
I am not. I share your conviction that people should mostly leave other people alone, and I can see how it would seem totally unfair for someone from a different world to arrive to meddle in something that is not their concern. But the right to be left alone doesn't apply if you aren't leaving other people alone. And if Jake can assure me that he isn't going to torture any more people to death then I will happily return to minding my business.
I recently made contact with the human world that tries to do justice in these cases. I would like to see it done better, which involves making it surer that people who commit crimes answer for them but also making it surer that the punishment is not excessive and not disruptive to those pursuits of yours that don't involve harming other people.
Lots of conduct is permitted in order to serve an arrest warrant which is not otherwise permitted. I am not sure what purpose it serves for us to educate each other on our respective understandings of different legal systems. Would you prefer that we both remain here while you arrange for counsel? That is feasible.
No one has decided to participate in a legal remediation process yet. One person raised a complaint which seemed legitimate to me, which is that once they accept the summons to engage with the justice system, if they then cannot find adequate counsel - or, presumably, if they desire to call anyone in the daeva realms to testify - they are still trapped there under the binding. I was trying to think of a process that avoids this drawback.
Yes, part of the problem is that the bindings that are reasonable for awaiting and preparing for trial are not necessarily the same ones as are ideal for long term sentencing but Revelation can't expect that a daeva dismissed for their sentencing binding would return. What if we had an area of our world where daeva abilities did not work and where they were constrained to remain, but could otherwise act freely, including reading at their leisure about our legal system, interviewing potential attorneys, and so on, and it was understood that they could opt out of the trial process and return home if they agreed to do so under a binding that prohibited taking summons, and nothing else...
You were! But you wanted to know why you could trust me when I said the only binding would be 'don't take more summons', and the best way of demonstrating I could think of was demonstrating that I do not need you to take a summons for any conceivable purpose. If you go over there it's a portal to one of my cities, but your magic doesn't work. With that demonstrated, I will put you back now -
- and she does, and leaves some of her attention there -
- and I'll set up a summons for you, how about that.
Ah. About two years ago, a demon was accidentally summoned to an alien world by an alien child. The aliens had faster than light travel, but had not heard of summoning; they had not found humanity and did not even know they should be looking. Shortly thereafter they sent emissaries to Earth. Among the many avenues of cooperation between the species which are now being pursued, the humans were hopeful that the alien gods - of which I am one - could aid them in bringing to justice daeva who commit serious violent crimes on Earth and do not answer a summons to answer for them. We can do that; we can traverse the realms safely.
"There was an inquiry about them catching criminals for you. It seems the way they saw fit to do that was to yank the criminals to a random planet somewhere and then make that planet accessible to yours. Were you expecting them to coerce them into accepting the summons? That is not really the way they operate."
Let me see if I can manage it with portals so as not to yank people between planets again.
And she consults her soul alt and after some wrangling there are view-only portals to the angel in Heaven and to Ambela in Tirion - Ambela will you please step through into Tirion Milliways doesn't let us do this kind of nonsense -
"I'm really sorry to hear that. One nonviolent offender you were unable to arrest has now been arrested in a manner which is not compatible with extant verification procedures? That sounds, to be honest with you, like the kind of complication entirely typical of attempting to integrate two justice systems and expand law enforcement capacities to three new dimensions. I've been elsewhile impressed by your contingency planning; am I right in assuming you had a contingency plan for complications like an unconfirmed rearrest due to differences in procedures?"
"We consider rearranging people's faces to the point where their families can't recognize them a violent crime whether it's done by magic or scalpel," says the representative. "We were expecting that if someone is arrested, they could be presented for noninvasive parlor trick confirmation of their bindings whatever the standards of prisoner treatment might be. If she can't be shown standing next to her summoner safely bound, she has not been arrested, she's been let off with a warning. If we can't assume you'll securely hold prisoners we can't reasonably cooperate with you on, well, holding prisoners."
"Keeping prisoners in their native realms is significantly more secure than any binding; no occasion could conceivably arise that would tempt the summoner to snap the binding or dismiss the daeva early, the prisoners are not in contact with anyone who it is possible for them to harm, and cooperation with law enforcement on the part of the daeva is substantially improved. We can work with you on mutually satisfactory verification procedures, but I hope we are not in disagreement about whether, assuming the prisoner is contained as described, she is securely held."
"I think you may be misunderstanding our relationship with the gods. They're gods. They do what they want. They are responsive to objections, but to a point. It will be damaging to future cooperation between our peoples if you treat them as the law enforcement branch of my staff."
"We'd been led to believe that we were arranging a cooperative prisoner exchange so that we could be assured of - assured of is not merely told about - the safe containment of some particularly difficult criminals in exchange for the extradition of a demon principally responsible for damage within your jurisdiction, not that we were dealing with hostile divine forces," says the representative. "By all means clarify if that's not the case."
"You are dealing with divine forces who are benevolent but possibly hard to shuffle through red tape. Is the complaint that the summoner who has been verified to have summoned a daeva under a binding, the same binding that the daeva has been verified to be under, could actually have a twin who is the summoner of the daeva in question? Can you just conjure for twins of Ambela and confirm that there aren't any?"
"Yep. Unless you bind everyone in every daeva realm, and possibly even if you did, landing there as an incarnate would very likely be lethal; we aren't setting up any portals to the daeva realms, but we aren't the only form of interdimensional travel around and it's possible that someone will accidentally find themselves in a daeva realm. If they do, there is no conceivable binding on a few hundred criminals which would save them."
"You've done very well with the resources you have. I expect a less disruptive system has a much higher compliance rate, and from the talk you gave me about close calls with snapped bindings you made it very clear that's a serious concern, one our method obviates."
"I understand why you would be reluctant to switch from a method that works to a different one, even if there's every reason to expect it'd work just as well. But it seems possible there have been more close calls than you realized - for example, I followed up on the question someone asked me about activists who looked like me, and there was an unbound demon running around with the activists for a while..."
"Yeah - I can show you my forensic conjurations or you can do your own, but the demon is named Minor Finis Way, his summoner was in yet another dimension - not mine or yours - and he signed up for a bunch of appointments and hung out for a few days before leaving for Earth, where he went back to his native dimension."
These defenses can be presented at trial! But she will endeavor to explain to the hostages demon that being murdered is terrible even if you continue existing, because you miss out on things like watching your children and grandchildren grow up, and you have loved ones you never get to see again, and your family thinks you're gone forever and grieves, would the demon like to know what the emotion of intense grief is like, Varda found it useful when someone helped her with that.
He had no idea at the time, obviously. After he was asked if he knew the activists who looked like him, he had some forensic conjurations done because he was curious, and that's when he found out, and he was composing a summary of the evidence he'd discovered to send to them when they came to him about the Valar.
He is increasingly thinking that the GCP needs to be dismantled rather than reformed; they are not, narrowly construed, bad at their jobs, but the jobs are no longer necessary and they are terrible at dealing with complicated situational factors and probably a significant driver of the 'demons need to be gagged' thing.
He asks Minor if he'd have fun making a video about the prank he pulled on the GCP by visiting as a demon.
"The GCP is doubling down on being jackasses because sending bound daeva back home is not anywhere in their procedural handbook. I think Maitimo is currently inclined to give up on getting along with them, which means he can dismiss you if he pleases, but if you have a different take we should probably share it first."
He looks at the note - "daeva seem fairly freaked out, Varda politely asked someone whether daeva wanted for crimes are disproportionately mentally ill or whether daeva are just like that...guy who blew up a space station would probably be completely fine to send home without a binding but doesn't trust her..."
"I'm sure they're disproportionately mentally ill. Being an unexpected nondaeva in the daeva realms is probably not helping, I could talk to the demons if she wants but probably can't help with angels or fairies. Maybe she should hire native messengers till word gets out?"
"Probably a good idea, you should write her with it. She stopped hanging out in the daeva realms because it was scaring people and just grabs them now, I think. Maitimo thinks one possible way to improve Revelation attitudes about demons is to go make media for consumption in Revelation in which I am a demon and also a relatable teenager. I shouldn't actually go into Revelation because people'll freak out, but making and releasing videos doesn't give them anything to ill-advisedly nuke."
"I wanted to show you what I've got so you could correct for cultural differences." They're all about three minutes long. Minor's brother is trying to raise a dozen genetically engineered baby dragons! one is titled. It contains Minor grousing about not being a vending machine and Minor making demonic food and heated rocks for baby dragons.
Minor is trying to come up with a present for a girl he likes!
Minor is trying to invent something that'll clean his room for him!
Minor is planning a fireworks show!
Minor takes summons!
Minor goes to demon jail!
"I don't think so. I was thirteen and I, like, cheated on my homework occasionally when I had something more interesting to do. But Hell's not bad, it's pretty neat. I can't do a livestream from there but I can post a video or something. There aren't, like, people being tortured or anything. Everyone's a demon and they just zip around making stuff and living and everything. A bunch of people saw me when I appeared and they were really nice and explained how to make stuff and everything."
"Demons can't take souls. At all. It's just a - sort of long-standing practical joke, on everybody. Some humans are in on it and have sold their soul like twenty times. Nothing happens to you, because we can't do it. I think it's a mean joke. But, like, I don't want to just tell everybody, because -
- so people who sell their soul to a demon are usually really desperate, right? Like, they're starving and can't find work, or their arcology is leaking or something. So if that person summons a demon, and the demon is kind of a jerk, and the person sells the demon their soul, then - nothing bad actually happened. But if everyone knows we can't steal souls, and the demon is still a jerk, then maybe something actually bad happens."
"So. Some demons are like that. And the thing is - taking summons is risky. What if they don't let you go home, they almost definitely won't let you talk, if someone thought it was funny they could summon me and light me on fire and it wouldn't kill me but it'd still really hurt. So most demons who are super nice and would never do stuff like that just stay home. And people who think that'd be really funny, they're the ones who take summons, because it's worth the risk to get to fuck with someone. If people didn't gag demons, and if there was a way to make sure you'd be allowed to go home and stuff, then more nice demons would take summons. I know lots of cool demons who wouldn't pretend to take someone's soul and just want payments like music recommendations or the chance to learn some cool new languages. But they don't take summons because they hate the gag."
What do the baby dragons eat? Where is he? Why doesn't Jurassic Park have dragons? (This devolves into a flamewar about whether dragons would be appropriate to Jurassic Park, a dinosaur zoo in Mexico.) This commenter summoned a demon and the demon couldn't make him a dragon egg, was it bullshitting?
He will let the baby dragons try all kinds of demonic meats to see which they like best! He's at his family's house, it has a big backyard because Theodore pulls stunts like this a lot. (Theodore objects in the background.) He doesn't think the company that has developed the dragons has fielded any offers from Jurassic Park. Minor hasn't personally tried making a dragon egg because they're proprietary, but maybe demons can't make them for some reason. Also people probably shouldn't get their own dragons at home, dragons need a lot of care and grow up to be very very big and could endanger fragile humans.
He doesn't have any grownup dragons around but they can see grownups in a later video maybe. Some demons have families; most demons start as adults and without knowing anyone, but demons still fall in love and get married and things. Some demons wish they could have kids. The company that developed the dragons is staying secret for now for marketing reasons or something (he shrugs).
"I wasn't always a demon! When I was thirteen I was in a summoning accident and I died and woke up in Hell, as a demon. My brothers are all human. Michael's dating a demon, though. I don't have wings because if I got them now they'd be the wrong size when I got bigger; once I'm a grownup I can get them. I haven't decided what kind I want yet. There are wing catalogues in Hell so you can pick ones that are super fast or super fashionable or something. I dunno why angels hate demons, I think they think we're lazy? Because doing stuff as an angel is hard and takes lots of practice and demons can just do it. That doesn't mean we're lazy, though." He will totally teach the dragons to do an obstacle course. "Dragons'd probably eat people. They try to take a chunk out of me sometimes. That's probably the giant squid, yeah."
He makes a video called 'Minor almost gets in a scary accident!'
"The whole time," he says, "I was terrified that someone was going to walk in and notice that I wasn't under a binding and panic and start shooting at people. I was thinking - what do I do, do I make the gun stop working or will that just make them start using something even worse - I found my summoner and stayed in the circle and wrote home and my brother Aaron went and found the summoner and told him to send me home. I've never been so relieved to see Hell! Nobody got hurt, but please be super careful when erasing circles!!!"
List of witnesses, lines of argument to expect, clarification of some minor timeline points, things that he should not freak out about they are not especially likely to be bad signs, sentencing if he is convicted - "one way this might play out is a conviction on war crimes charges and a sentence to restitution, which would mean 'work on setting it right until it's right, which is to say that you're done, so don't panic if it's not 'cleared of all charges', that doesn't mean the dreadful binding is sticking around."
"For interpersonal things, usually the judges will consult with the victims and it'll either be something like 'don't contact this person again' or 'apologize and explain why you know it was wrong and won't do it again', depending which they want. I can't actually imagine anyone bringing threats charges on the prince Findekáno's behalf, if they talked to him he'd have requested they drop it and for things like that that'd get a lot of weight."
Excerpts from the trial of Campbell Mark Swan on two counts of genocide, one count of war crimes, one count of conspiracy to commit the former, seven counts of kidnapping, and fifty-five million, three hundred thousand, one hundred and twenty one counts of premeditated murder:
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"The deliberate destruction of a purely civilian target in order to advance military objectives has always been held to be a war crime. You cannot raze the enemy’s cities to dispirit them, even if they are doing the same or worse to your own; you cannot do that even should you be highly confident that the blow to the enemy’s spirits will be crushing, and the war won. Every person in Valinor was a civilian; Valinor was known to the defendant to be an exclusively civilian target. I urge this court to consider the implications of declaring the mass targeting of civilian population centers an acceptable tactic under sufficiently extreme circumstances."
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"When he destroyed Valinor, the defendant was acting on your authorization?"
"Authorization implies that he was in our chain of command, he wasn't. We certainly did help him do it."
"What did that look like."
"The oath. Went over it, again and again. Trying to make sure we hadn't missed anything. And we showed him how to use the Silmarils to access peoples' backups, obviously. My father was the only person who knew how to do that."
"You didn't worry about the defendant misusing that ability?"
"I'd had months to observe him at that point. There are hundreds of billions of people in the known multiverse and there are none I wish had been summoned in Cam's place."
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"This court has held that an operation against a military target to achieve military objectives, with civilian casualties, is not a war crime and not murder. The court has held that there is an exception to that principle if the objectives could have been achieved with substantially fewer civilian casualties. I invite the court therefore to consider those decisions precedent for the following: if destroying Endorë would have been permissible under the laws of war, then a different action to achieve the same military objectives with fewer civilian casualties must necessarily be permissible also. So let's examine the case that destroying Endorë would have been permissible under the laws of war, a case so transparent that if that is in fact what had occurred we would not even be here. Angband was a legitimate target. The servers on which the Enemy was torturing two point three billion copies of one hundred eighty million people were a legitimate target. The Enemy was a legitimate target. The action taken neutralized all of them; that it did so indirectly does not matter. The law need not ignore causal mechanisms more complicated than explosions."
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“Your name?”
“Erdellë Larya.”
“When did you meet the defendant?”
“Prince Nelyafinwë assigned me to help with resurrections. We travelled with Cam in a lightleaper to the reassembled Valinor. We – explained to them what was going on, helped move the crowds, helped people arrange transport back home, answered questions…”
“Can you describe the disposition of the defendant on the lightleaper trip there –“
“I don’t think he said a word. He made us food, regularly, and anything else, whenever anyone asked. Kept conjuring for the news.”
“What was on the news?”
“The war was over. There was a treaty with Erdegar, there was a treaty with Daleia, there was a ceasefire in South Anterres –“
“Why did Prince Nelyafinwë select you for the assignment, do you know?”
“Thought I’d be good at it, presumably.”
“Did you support the decision to destroy Valinor?”
“I didn’t have all the relevant strategic information. I trusted the people who did."
“Can you describe the disposition of the defendant once you reached Valinor.”
“Well, he resurrected people. He didn’t stop, he didn’t sleep, he didn’t eat, he barely blinked. Months and months and months, he’d download the chips off the backups and bring out a few hundred at a time and resurrect them in waves and go back in."
“Can you describe his disposition, please.”
“Like it was – intolerable that they were dead, he was an instrument to change that as quickly as possible – I suppose he was in a lot of pain. We debated whether to encourage him to pace himself but – it didn’t really seem like he’d be able to breathe until they were all alive again –“
“He was in a lot of pain?”
“Well, of course.”
“Did he express regret?”
“We really weren’t having conversations. I’m not even entirely sure he’d recognize me. He wanted them to be alive again. He wanted it very badly.”
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"This court calls the defendant to testify."
"It should have occurred to me that people could've been taken in their sleep without a chance to activate their suicide triggers. I wish I'd put a camera on the road from which I took the orc family so I could have noticed that it was actually a family with small children but I'm not sure any nonfamilies would have come by... It probably would have been responsible to start designing a best-case oath during otherwise unoccupied time as soon as I knew I could verify them to shorten negotiation duration even when I didn't know to expect it to come up."
"In an alternate Arda with the help of some Valar to contain the gravitational effect, and a fairy to remove nonresurrectable prisoners and the black hole itself, I have since holed an Angband on an inhabited planet but there were no irretrievable casualties. If there were similar overwhelming concerns as during the war and I was cut off indefinitely from the ability to seek multiversal help that might do it."
The crowd assembled for the verdict is even larger than the one assembled for the trial; several billion people watch the live stream.
The court finds Cam not guilty of war crimes, murder, genocide, and conspiracy to commit war crimes; they find him guilty of conspiracy to commit genocide and of kidnapping. They recommend a sentence of restitution, already completed for the genocide part, and forty Years' supervised probation.
"Which means what, exactly," Timothy demands of Cam's lawyers.
"They'd like his summoner to be from here and they'd like him to check in every Year or send a note explaining why he can't, if something comes up. There are often also terms about use of intoxicants - relax, it doesn't involve a binding, it doesn't oblige him to stay here, he can go right back to doing what he's doing -"
"They should give him a medal."
"I don't disagree."
The orcs are consulted on appropriate penalties and would be delighted if Cam were to bring them cookies, or dinner or something what with the new baby.
Minor explains on his livestream that he got summoned by Jurassic Park but because he was gagged he couldn't explain that he can't make them eggs but he'd be happy to bring them a couple live dragons. "I really hate being gagged. I know someone who was gagged, once, and he saw a person in danger and couldn't even shout out to warn them. I'm always terrified something like that'll happen to me. Ow, Jedediah." He puts out a fire.
The people in the room seem to be a professional summoner and a park ranger. "We're used to dinosaurs," says the ranger, "which can't breathe fire, but with some instructions from the keepers of the preserve about the particular needs of the dragons we think we could retrofit the former pterodactyl island for them since the pterodactyls are now a few generations tame enough to not fly off even without the water to discourage them. We have a few staff fairies like the one who's been wrangling the dragons and could assign one to them."
"I can make you notes on the needs of the dragons." Theodore wrote everything down so people watching them while he was sleeping wouldn't mess up. "You can write me to tell me when you think you have everything set up, and then I can bring them with me on a summons. Do you have favorites?"
"Yeah. But still, people have a bad experience and then they stop taking summons. Michael's girlfriend Amriac stopped taking them because she hated gags and there's practically always a gag, and if the summoner messes up they could get murdered over me and that's really scary - I got summoned by a little girl once, she was ten, she had a hard time dismissing me because she didn't really want me to leave, I kept thinking what if someone else walks in and sees that she messed up the binding and murders this kid right in front of me -"
"They're not. But she did. I told her that some people might hurt her if she did that and she said it was okay because she was getting me, not them - and it was okay, but if the wrong person had seen then it wouldn't have been - If everything goes the way it's supposed to taking summons is awesome. But there're a lot of ways things can not go the way they're supposed to."
"Uh, Cam got summoned unbound by some kid and met Timothy and was like 'my real life ambition has always been to terraform Mars, but no one lets me talk so I can't tell them I'd do it for free' and Timothy liked him and Cam knew a lot about summoning and taught Timothy how and he started summoning people for humanitarian projects - still couldn't let Cam terraform Mars, because people'd freak out about him being unbound and maybe shoot Timothy even though Timothy's not his summoner - and one of the demons Timothy summoned while he was working on that was Amriac, and he thought she'd like Michael so he introduced them and they got along great."
"They're also from another world. That's why I can't just make the eggs. Anyway, there's another world that's Earth only it's 1802, and there's another one with humans that's not Earth but it's also before, like, industry and stuff, and we wanted to teach people there summoning but if illiterate people try summoning they'll probably mess it up, so that's the kind of humanitarian project Timothy and Cam do. Amriac and Michael don't really do humanitarian projects they just hang out and compose music and play music and geek out about music."
The location is Imbrium City and a week is kind of a long time under that obnoxious binding.
Minor is missing! the video is titled. "Minor took a summons a couple days ago and he hasn't come home. I was wondering what sort of project would take that long, so I asked Amriac to check where he was for me - and he's locked up and gagged in a garage somewhere. The law says it's okay to do that to him for up to a week, so there's nothing we can do yet, but we're pretty nervous. Minor's summoner, if you're out there, please let him come home!"
The commenters are out in force with this news. Apart from the obvious trolls ("lol will that make him stop making these dumb videos?") they are mostly alarmed. Is Minor going to be uncomfortable? Where is the garage? Why does he take summonses from strangers, he's a kid, he shouldn't do that. It's probably an innocent mistake, they probably left the circle there and forgot about it or ran out for coffee and got randomly dead somehow.
What would they do if a week went by and he wasn't home?
Well, then they could ask the police for help finding his summoner. Minor likes taking summonses; that's how Jurassic Park now has dragons, after all - and he can't tell when he's in Hell whether a summons specifically for him is from his family or someone else. The garage is in Imbrium City. Could be they just forgot about the circle, but hopefully soon they'll remember it! If the summoner were dead Minor would not be stuck.
"...I'll grep it for Minor's name, I'm not going to read their random unrelated email..." Searching... "Minor key, minor nuisance, legal minor - aha, here's a halfalogue about him, lemme get the other half -" Conjure - "- somebody links the summoner to the video channel, summoner says it's irresponsible if faked and menacing if genuine."
Cam shows him the log.
bumbleb: did you see the kid being all "I'm a demon but so relatable" on CineMe
rixx: no?
bumbleb: cineme.all/minorway
rixx: what
rixx: seriously?
rixx: that is irresponsible if fake and
rixx: menacing if genuine
bumbleb: uh
rixx: the dragons are fake, for sure
bumbleb: jurassic park is supposed to have some now
rixx: so it's a JP promo, but still
rixx: but relatable demon content is just
rixx: look half these commenters are marked underage
rixx: even if he's an actor they could summon actual demons
rixx: clark are you there?
rixx: hey?
rixx: oh right you have practice
He gives regular updates. After a week he says "Okay, I'm going to the police today to ask them if they'll get Minor sent home. We're really worried about him. He won't starve but he can get exhausted, and he doesn't have enough room to lie down, and solitary confinement's horrible for demons just like for humans."
And off to the local police he goes.
"Is it trying to talk?" the cop asks Richard Moon.
"It can be hard to tell sometimes," says Richard.
"Can it talk?"
"Of course not, it's not safe to let demons talk."
"...then how's it supposed to -"
"What exactly are you trying to do?"
"I'm supposed to find out if you've been holding it without task negotiation and then ask it if it's okay with that."
"Laws were probably written for angels and fairies."
"...it's crying."
"You're hearing voices."
"Are you saying you can't see it crying, because I can take a picture and get corroboration if you want to dispute that."
"No, I see it."
"Send it home, Moon."
"It -"
"Send it home or we can get more people involved with the crying teenager you're keeping in your storeroom."
Sigh. "Fine."
" - I'm not entirely sure what the lesson is. When I was his age I decided that I needed to learn to throw off the Imperius, and if that was scary and horrible well there were lots of scary and horrible things in the world I was unusually positioned to stop them, wasn't I. And. That was very unambiguously the right decision so I guess the moral of the story is 'yes, treat yourself like a resource before you even fully know what that means, you're not wrong about the math and you'll function just fine' -
- but, I mean, he's my little brother -"
"The GCP official policy, which bleeds out into other peoples habits, is that daeva are nonhuman entities and the fact that we often choose to appear in loosely human form is a coincidence and does not imply gender. I think that they let individual angels and fairies request non-it pronouns, but... with demons..."
He wakes up and makes himself a big breakfast and eats it all and then makes a camera.
"I'm back," he says. "I spent the last week locked in someone's storeroom. The circle wasn't big enough to lie down. It was awful. I don't know why he did it. I'm sort of debating whether to go ask him. But after a week my brothers went to the police and the police came. And my summoner tried to tell them that that rule wasn't about demons anyway, and I was gagged so I couldn't tell the police I wanted to go home, I tried sending it through my chiplocked computer but I think that only works with other people who have one and the gag might've blocked it anyway and I started crying and then the police officer told him to send me home. So he did. And now I'm back.
If my family hadn't known, I'd still be there. I might be there for years. I might be there his whole life."
"It's the easy kind of collective action problem where everyone gets an individual benefit whether or not participation rates rise high enough. Any demon wearing a shirt with writing on it won't get a random summons if the random summons has a gag. Before, you didn't have much choice if you wanted to take summons, practically all of 'em had gags. But now that Godspring and Sanity and Singularity have summoning -"
He crosses his arms. "Your friend locked me in his closet for a week. If he wants to avoid each other in future, that's fine. If he wants me to leave him alone while he can steal me away from my life and keep me exhausted and hungry and gagged until the police make him stop, then that's not fine."
Minor announces a design contest, in Hell, for outfits that tastefully incorporate the phrase 'this demon declines to be gagged'. He announces that the dimension with the dragons (who are magic, that's why no one's been able to make them) will be summoning thousands of random demons and giving free cool magic stuff, media recommendations from a really astonishingly good media recommendation source, playtime with the dragons, summons for languages you might want, and so on -
- to anybody who is wearing 'this demon declines to be gagged'.
Starting in three days! (He asks an Elf Timothy for the volunteer summoners.) The idea is that summoners'll learn it's pretty hard to get a demon at all if you're going to insist on gagging them. And also maybe some demons who don't usually take summons (because of the gags) will be tempted to give it a try!
Minor starts a strike! is filmed and edited but not yet released.
And then, what, evade prison circles for eternity and miss out on the multiverse? Plus the thing where, like, demons killing people is exactly what asshole summoners want, it justifies their whole existence. If summoning were just a friendly transaction between people from different places, there'd be no need for all the stupid gag rigamarole. But as long as they can convince the public that demons are a barely containable menace, well, here we are.
He understands that! He would find it kind of satisfying to be totally unbound and make faces at Richard Moon. (He publishes the story, to explain what inspired him to arrange for the presents for daeva who don't want to be gagged.) But if it goes past making faces and fucks up their shot at driving gags to extinction overnight, the people involved won't get to take any more summons. Ever. So they should probably keep it to making faces.
Then hopefully they're just blustering.
When Minor starts a strike! goes up he adds a message to summoners. "I don't want anybody to get hurt. There are demons who'll hurt people. It's not most of us, but it might be a lot of the ones who'll bother answering summons gagged. If you're summoning during the strike, please be careful. I hope people will stop summoning with gags, but if you do, stay safe."
He can release the videos in every language he speaks; by now it's a bunch of them. He does that.
"The way things are now gets people hurt. Look, most demons are good people. But they don't take summons. Why would they? They'll be gagged and called 'it' and mistreated, they might be locked in a closet for a week for absolutely no reason. If my family hadn't known to go complain, I could have spent sixty years there. Why would people take that chance? The only ones that do are ones that really want to help humans - or really want to scare them. Ending gags will help humans. It'll mean nicer demons are taking summons. It's gags that put people in danger, and the strike will make you safer. I really believe that, or I wouldn't be doing it. But still, if you're going to keep gagging demons, the nice demons are all going to be working for people who don't do that. And I want to make sure that summoners are warned about that."
Giggle. "True. Next video'll be dragons, I promise. But this is really important to me, I had a lot of time exhausted and hungry and alone to think about it, and when you see it in the news you'll know how it started."
And lots of people can now start summoning random demons. Ungagged.
...and if there can be a goldmage in Milliways, just in case...
He asks Bright to pay for it.
He decides he can Transfigure his wings up a size later, it's time he had them. He goes for ones in Ravenclaw house colors, blue and bronze. He can't get them working so he takes a broomstick to fly around laying out stacks of paper with nearly complete circles. He looks at entries in the 'this demon declines to be gagged' fashion contest, picks one out to wear even though he's not taking summons.
He tells the Elves to start.
He is starting to see why Timothy likes people stuff. It can be kinda thrilling.
"I couldn't figure it out, by all means teach me."
(Demons can have Polyjuice potion or bags that are magically bigger on the inside or they can bring back pets for the Valar to render unaging or they can give summoners interests the summoners can take into Bar for media recommendations from 'more than a dozen dimensions!' or get on lists for future projects or have fairy or angel acquaintances summoned or go play with the dragons...)
"Hi! God, how do people do this normally, I feel like such an asshole. We were just curious what the strike had done to wait times to find a gagged demon. Can I get you any of magic potions for changing your appearance temporarily, magic trunks that are larger on the interior, a meet-and-greet with the dragons, a list of media recommendations from three dimensions you haven't heard of..."
Gagged summonses still got answered, how does he feel about that? This person summoned an ungagged demon and she WOULD. NOT. SHUT. UP. This commenter says that her workplace switched to angels and it slowed everything down a ton and was awful and demons should just behave. How long is the strike going to last, wait time isn't back to normal yet.
Demons who want to answer gagged summonses can do that! He doubts wait times will ever get back to normal, honestly, because every single other world doesn't gag demons and so this world is going to be stuck with the demons who are willing to put up with gags. As more and more worlds are taught summoning even demons willing to be gagged will usually get summoned elsewhere.
He's curious what that woman means by 'behave themselves'. Answer summons when they would prefer not to? Why should demons have to do that.
She doesn't reply to him. Other people propose that behaving means showing up when called on as quickly as they're accustomed to. Do demons even have anything better to do? This person summoned an ungagged demon and the demon criticized the rest of the binding and it was fucking terrifying and they are never summoning a demon ever again.
Maybe the demon was trying to be helpful by pointing out how the person could do better and be safer. Do demons have better things to do than answering summons? Uh, yes. For example, living their lives - demons have engineering and medical schools, they can be designers and chefs, they develop new technologies, they do research, they write books, they design wings, they play sports. All of these things are often more appealing than showing up to be gagged. "Anyway, the demons still are taking summons, we're just not taking your summons."
People are curious about the designing wings thing. Don't demons just have wings. Why does Minor have them now, wasn't he putting that off. Also, all these other worlds should obviously be lower priority than theirs they had summoning first and built everything around it being available.
"Summoning's still available, it's gagging that is going to stop working so conveniently. Anyway, there's no priority system - daeva can't distinguish summons, except by wearing clothes that won't pass a gag. Even if it'd be fair for your world to go first, I can't change physics. Ungagged summons are going to be answered faster than gagged summons and both of them are probably going to see wait times creep up. I want to help reduce wait times by getting more demons to take summons; there are billions of demons and most of them never take any. Why? Because summons suck. If we make them better, more people'll take them and wait times will go back down. That's the only piece of this we can control.
Most demons have wings to start out but they can still want different ones. Faster, or prettier, or a better match for the rest of their appearance...I got a set because I had been enjoying passing for human so people wouldn't call me 'it' but at this point lots of people recognize me, so I asked my brothers if they'd mind summoning an angel to size my wings up for me when it's time."
He probably isn't going to take summons anymore, precisely because they suck. He couldn't say who is teaching the other worlds how to summon. Maybe it's whoever did Revelation, or something.
If people switch to that gag design then they can successfully gag demons who have gone out of their way to state they don't consent to being gagged. He is not sure this is a great idea but it definitely is an idea.
"I died in a summoning accident with a fairy. And that's not a threat! I don't mean that the demons you would gag without consent would hurt you, I mean that gagging people without their consent is wrong and that therefore you shouldn't do it for the same reason it wouldn't be okay to gag random humans!"
"If anyone tried that with a fairy or an angel it would work with them too. And if you tried to offer me your daemon or your spirit animal or something else that isn't tangible, that'd count as paying me too, payments don't have to be tangible or even exist, they can be things like 'permission to take the blessing on my magic necklace' when the necklace is just a piece of plastic."
People can think of all kinds of things. Animal rights, lunar arcology oversight, human imprisonment, stupid people being allowed to breed, the would-be Titan colonization movement, the state of children's education in the African Union, dying languages, domestic violence, people with stupid religions...
"Like, if two people were working on problems in the world, and one of them was a grownup and one was me, probably the grownup would be better than me at improving lunar arcology oversight and I would be better at teaching people about demons. Maybe by enough that even if lunar arcology oversight was more important, it'd be a waste to have me working on it. I could make lots of stuff in exchange for money and pay more experienced people to work on those problems, that might be the most efficient way for me to help on them."
bumbleb: did you seriously summon that minor kid
rixx: no, I let him continue unabated to endanger everyone, sounds very like me
rixx: cops found out somehow, made me dismiss him
rixx: came back in a legal enough binding with his "brother" and bothered hubby
bumbleb: what are you gonna do
rixx: dunno
rixx: hands are a bit tied now
rixx: are you going to diana's thing
bumbleb: nah
"They can! They can describe how they were suddenly seized with a desire to dismiss the demon they'd summoned, and did that, and then their heads cleared and they realized they hadn't wanted to do that. I do not think anyone will leap to 'wizards with mind-control'."
Well, the Moons originally do not come to the door and Richard does come to the door when Officer Oliver says "It's Officer Oliver!", so there's that.
"I took your implication about impropriety seriously, Officer," says Richard, "it's not in the house."
"Doesn't make a bit of difference, you still can't just leave it there."
He pulls over a chair and sits down. "So here's the thing. This conversation is going to end with my little brother safe at home and my complete certainty that you are never going to fuck with him again. There is a very easy way for me to accomplish that. It seems like you might have an interest in offering me some other ones."
"Well, see, if you two turn up dead they're going to run forensics. When I'm invisible I'm pretty sure I'm also unconjurable, because demons can't make magic stuff. So I could have just killed you both and given the police nothing to go off. And yet I am so committed to finding a resolution that doesn't involve killing you both that I have now placed myself at the scene of the crime, so to speak. I also have mind-control powers and what I was initially tempted to do here is make Barnaby snap Minor's binding. I have yet to do that either. You should be exceptionally reassured. But you are torturing my little brother and my patience is decidedly finite. Send. Him. Home."
"Demons will not die of not breathing they will still fucking suffer. When Minor came by here he offered to talk about the videos, he said it might be a good idea to add disclaimers, why the fuck did you decide the right way to stop a fourteen-year-old from making videos was to imprison him gagged and alone in one square meter of space for the rest of your lives -"
"I don't actually want to hurt you. Nothing would delight me more than to spend the evening hashing out an agreement so Minor can go about his life without being tortured whenever he grabs the wrong circle. If I kill you I will probably fucking bring you back. But he. Goes. Home."
"Open circles are super annoying, you do know that, right? People grab them by accident. People grab them by accident so often that the GCP has an impressive capture rate despite the fact the daeva all know perfectly well that they'll be spending decades in jail if they touch one."
"I sent the demon home," Barnaby says. "Tell this madman that you aren't going to summon him back and get him out of our house."
"It needs to stop."
"Then go over CineMe's terms of service with a fine-toothed comb and get him kicked off the site but for the love of Luna, Richard -!"
"Officer Oliver couldn't do anything for seven days but stopped by to frown sternly at them anyway; they weren't answering the door to chat but they actually did answer it for him, Richard tries 'I haven't summoned him, officer, look at me' and also 'he's not in the house, I took you seriously about the appearance of impropriety, it's okay to leave him in vacuum forever, right?' - waited a couple of hours, went in to talk with them - Richard's grandmother sold her soul and then had a psychotic break, he's convinced he's protecting the world - they both promised not to do it again, and meant it, but I probably traumatized them -
- oh, interesting difference between 1802 wizards and 2180 lunar residents, which was obvious thirty seconds in but hadn't actually occurred to me in advance - where I'm from, making it clear that you'll kill someone if they persist in getting in your way is totally compatible with seeming reasonable and trustworthy and even otherwise a friend to that person. In 2180 murder's - way more of a violation of the social contract, makes sense to have a background expectation that anyone willing to do it is insane -"
"Our world's broadly worse than yours, it would not surprise me at all if that norm is also worse. But - it works for us. George isn't scared of me even though in some senses I have a grievance with him and have recently displayed astonishing otherworldly powers, because I haven't told him I'm willing to hurt him and I knowably would tell him."
"He set up extradition treaties with everybody for Elves because it'd be a disaster if they got arrested for something - I think he's treating all the Elves as one polity, or at least internally securing treaties so the Noldor can do interworld stuff for them - but I do not think he has an arrangement for interworld visitors in full generality. I was more debating what policy minimizes the degree to which Revelation's citizens are scared of teleporting wizards."
Inconvenient for the police.
He flies. He bothers Aaron for a list of tasks off that website screened for being good uses of his time. Aaron came up with one a week ago, of course.
He asks Cam to hold the door into the house Maitimo now owns, and he goes off to the nearest task on the list.
"I should get feathery wings. I hear they make them with free civil rights, these days. Is the 'if there is a talking demon, pretend there is not' thing also some kind of official best practice or is that just everyone scared that if they get my attention I'll steal their soul, because if the latter I actually feel mildly bad about that. Like, not enough to stop talking, but enough to make another video dubunking the stupid souls thing."
"Uh, Michael told Amriac that she could have whatever she wanted from him - which is legitimately a stupid thing to do, don't do that, you don't have to gag us but that's dumb - but he seems to be extremely happy about that life choice of his so. Timothy - like, that is both the kind of thing Timothy would do if he needed to and the kind of thing he would not give any outward indication he was doing, so I can't go off 'he seems to be happy', but Cam's a Miranda so no."
"Uh. Secret knowledge about the multiverse, don't go posting it online or whatever... some universes have the same people in them. I mean, like, look alike, sound alike, just the same people in different circumstances. And once we noticed that then we realized they don't always look alike, either. The Elves have this thing that can identify 'em. So Miranda, the girl I like, is an alternate universe version of Cam, the demon dating Timothy, and Miranda wouldn't, like, arrange for people to pay her with sex and pretend they're not doing that, so neither would Cam. It sounds crazy until you see alternates of people together and then it's really noticeable."
"Yeah. I mean, Miranda and her alts are really amazing so it's not surprising that we'd both like one but it's a weird coincidence that we met them at all. - if you want to see the alts thing I could make you pictures of my family and pictures of the royal family of this one Elf kingdom, they're our alts. They look like us except Elves."
"I know right? Timothy and I were up in Ganymede trying to help the prisoners - they gag the demons, so they go like sixty or seventy years without talking - and people commented that he looked like the head of the Elf diplomatic mission. They're the same except Timothy's not as Elfy, obviously."
"Uh, really patient with not much sense of time, which is annoying, they'll be like 'that's urgent, I'll see to it within ten years!' There's an Elf Miranda and she's not like that because Mirandas are great. They sing, all the time, like if you're just kind of wondering where an Elf is they're practically guaranteed to be outside singing. They're all super pretty. The Elf me's smarter than me, it's sort of upsetting but I figure I'll catch up eventually."
He shivers and then giggles weakly. "It was awful for the first few months. Now it's sort of okay but sometimes people'll say 'it should go back to Hell where it belongs', or whatever, and I just wish I was alive again. I'd still want to be a demon eventually but it coulda been at ninety."
"People don't like depressing stuff. Angry is okay sometimes, people were pretty sympathetic about the time I got locked in a closet until my family rescued me, but sad all the time over stuff that happened a long time ago would just be boring. And I'm not usually sad. Most of the people I'm around don't call me 'it' or treat me like a monster."
"They have these chips in their heads that - back up their brains to a computer, basically. If they die you can resurrect them from the chips, and if demons put a body around a chip it works okay. We can't make the chips, of course, since we can't make minds. But someone could steal one and then have an Elf to hurt and kill and resurrect and so on, if they were a shitty person."
I'm glad she didn't get someone who was a jerk. She was - good. Lots of people couldn't amputate limbs with a hacksaw even to save peoples' lives. She looked at me like -
- we should have new emergency kits printed with a script or something that suggests saying 'in exchange for magic interdimensional stuff' instead of 'whatever you can extract from me', I would be happy if no one were ever in a position to say that again.
Nod. Sigh.
He makes another video. It's mostly of the view of the city from the place he's made himself. "I took a summons in New Guinea. There'd been an explosion and they needed someone to give people new limbs. It was - I want to say it was horrible, but it was mostly horrible for people other than me, it seems silly to complain about how scary I found it. Anyway, I've been working through med school and it wouldn't have helped, the binding didn't let me do anything other than the new limbs, but I realized I don't think I'll be okay if I get summoned into some place where I could help if I knew enough, and I hadn't done demon med school yet because I was playing with the dragons. So that's what I've been up to lately, sorry it's been quiet."
He has Aaron post it for him; he checks the comments during breaks.
No, actually, the binding for summoning an emergency random demon definitely should not let that demon drug people and drugging people before their limbs were amputated was the main thing he'd wished he could've done. It would've been good if he could have offered to get them a list of medical angels and to pay said medical angels, but no one extra died because he couldn't help them find angels, at least not this time.
He checked that the people were all okay and he checked that emergency services had gotten there and it wasn't, like, a war zone that no one had bothered mentioning needed humanitarian aid or something like that where it would have helped for him to fairy right over with a better summons and do reconstruction.
"Hey! I'm back for a bit - I think I'll probably take random summons some more, even if only one in a hundred is like that it'd be worth it for it not to go to some jerk - but I should take a break first. ...considered suggesting they pause Revelation for my break, decided not to do that."
"Unfortunately it looks like we can't automate much about potionmaking. Specifically I am currently nearly convinced that a magic person has to do all the steps that sound really stupid, like stirring exactly seven times counterclockwise. Purely mechanical stuff like powdering and chopping, or just mixing till combined or adjusting the heat, can be done by a thing or by a nonmagic person but with a lot of ingredients you run into freshness problems very fast and the rest of them are exactly the easy parts that don't help very much to automate away. I do think it would be possible to come up with an efficient assembly line if we had magic people who wanted to do that."
"Yeah! Oh, I'm also paying attention to how getting them to cut it out with the slavery is going, and it's going pretty well, the main problems after the economic incentives go away are, like, 'but I like my slaves personally' or 'but how else do we deal with criminals' or 'I feel low status otherwise' or 'wait, you can just not have slaves, who knew', surprisingly little 'but it's our culture' or anything else that would interfere heavily with affecting the countries at all to try to address. It's not straightforward but it's not just a wall of reasonless obstructionism!"
"I mean, I'm not totally sure he should've done that, either, but also I didn't like it when he left you for a week, so probably the entire problem is you got kidnapped in the first place and if a Timothy ran the moon we could go 'hey, Moon Timothy, this thing happened, get your shit together'."
Timothy giggles. "I think you should tell her pretty much exactly what you wrote our father a week after you met her, with some extra compliments on accomplishments since, and ideally then mention you terraformed her a planet where a bunch of the slaves from Godspring have immigrated and does she want to help you administer it but you two are fourteen so that is less obviously a good idea than if you were older."
"- yeah, sorry, I was just having a hard time putting all the words in order. Uh. A week after we met I wrote my father and I said that Miranda was brilliant and had ideas I hadn't thought of for our out-of-class magic experiments and made an alphabet for Igbo and was that how you picked the person you wanted to marry. And he said yes but also you should wait and see if you wanted to kiss her. And I do. Want to kiss you. Not get married, it's not really 1802 anymore."
Cam conjures up some Heaven and Fairyland news, since he can read it in Milliways, and concludes: The increase in demand is doing most of it, but some indirectly - they no longer pounce on summons when they might want one soon, they expect to be able to get one anytime and wait till they feel like it. Surveyors think more people are taking summonses but average payout's improved so they don't have to show up to six of them to get what they want.
Yeah don't add one till demand from dots levels off and can be more addressed by retrieving locals. Wait time on randoms is not catastrophic, but maybe find some daeva who are keen to be individually summoned a lot for some higher effort payout? Take dot summonses all day for twelve languages and a Puffskein and five doses Polyjuice plus a tipoff about how fun Elf hair is?
"Summoning shortage is a real problem. The set of my fathers who are working on that think they might have an angle on non-Milliways interworld transit that doesn't require access to both worlds already, but we can't do anything for those worlds once we find them, not at a rate even vaguely resembling the rate we'd need. And there are another couple Ardas coming up on the parole of Melkor to intervene in."
"Yes, most of them, orcs are perfectly nice under unconstrained conditions. I met some myself, if I try I can spend most of a day in an orc city without having to sing and I went to Endorë on our honeymoon - that wasn't recent though, probably better to go through Brithombar or something."
Brithombar can introduce him to orcs well-positioned to get Singularity's orcs in touch with local ones in a stable and productive way. Also some of the more socially liberal or ungoverned Elven states in Endorë now have a thriving demon sex trade they're not sure whether to expect the Valar to object are the Valar inclined to object.
People have a preference that makes no sense to the Valar, usually when that happens the best thing to do is to not try stopping them from acting on it unless it's hurting people. This could be hurting people if they agree to a deal and then can't withdraw agreement, or if they agree to a deal under emergency circumstances, so those things are probably bad but those are also things that disallowing wouldn't fix. It could also be hurting people if casual or transactional sex is inherently bad for Elves. But Elves probably have more insight into that than they do. Uh, they think the answer is to check that people aren't doing that because they are systematically desperate for some reason? And to collect data on the inherently bad for Elves question.
People aren't doing it because they're systemically desperate they're doing it because having demons around is amazingly convenient and also demons get so excited over how pretty Elves are, it's very flattering. They're mostly doing long-term tasks so the task isn't complete and the demon can be dismissed if they are being a jerk. Obviously they're collecting data on detrimental social effects.
They finish ending slavery in Godspring, except in one country whose paranoid King is convinced there'll be a slave revolt like the one in his northern province thirty years ago, and cannot be bribed, he has daeva now thank you very much.
"Could airlift the slaves out," he says, when he gets home from a week of negotiating with a brick wall. "Or could depose him, it's not as if he is otherwise competent."
" - yeah. You know what, yeah, I think I will give him the means to pay as many daeva as he likes and ask him to please not kill anyone even though they deserve it, it will be valuable information about the merits of that approach and everyone he might murder has summoned. Sunset, can I -"
"Yeah. Sorry. I could explain why I think it was better to wait until there was political stability and summoning coverage but - I wasn't bearing any of the costs. The point is, now we have the political stability and the summoning coverage and if there are any resources I can get you they're yours."
His fairy has to take her wings off for stealth but they disappear into the underground of the target country for two and a half weeks and then he turns up with conversational Lerexen, the king's head on a stick, a bastard prince to replace him, and half a million slaves who don't want to wait around to see how the bastard prince is at running things and want to leave right now please. Total non-king death toll is seventeen, all summoners who got between their slaves and not being slaves anymore in a way that unavoidably provoked violence when Alatess wasn't there to drug them (and one adverse drug reaction).
"With us is fine except some of them liked the sound of orcs and a few hundred are in love with Elf architecture and want to live in it," says Clerus. "New King summoned his father and is keeping him in a tower with the other political prisoners, I assume if you have opinions about that you can take it from here."
Not hard to understand why.
Someone in Thrazen explains to Clerus that the Elves won't stand for her being forced to give up her household slaves, the Elf prince bought himself some in Cefax and everything. It's the mistreating them which is a problem, and she doesn't do that.
Well, she can't have slaves anyway and if he has to fight the Elf prince about it later he has the connections to pull that off now but she is thanked for the information before she is knocked out and set aside to clear the way.
He goes to Cefax and investigates and knocks over a mining operation with bad labor conditions while he's in there and learns about the prostitute mages and figures out which ones the prince has and charms their little sister and talks to her about it. He considers addressing this less urgent than dealing with the next country's straggler slaveowners but bears it in mind for whenever he next runs into the prince.
Cir and Ruviri and Ava and a fairy bodyguard are there an hour and a bit later and Cir promptly tucks himself under Maitimo's arm.
"Hello," says Clerus. "I met your family."
"I saw them a week ago. They're not worried about me, why are you?"
"I make it my business to worry about princes with arm candy they shelled out cash for."
Cir squeezes Maitimo's hand. "He shelled out so I wouldn't have to have thirty clients, or to the extent I'm property would you rather I be communal property than personal?"
"If I knew what I'd rather I'd already be underway on it, trust me."
"I know what I'd rather and I got it honest as blue. Stop upsetting Maitimo."
Clerus glances at Ruviri.
"I don't have to account for where I go or how I use my magic to you," she says. "I'm not yours."
He seems satisfied enough at that.
"There are people who would intervene if they weren't happy, in their world and in mine. There aren't actually people who would stop me for - merely being irresponsible about consent - but I've yet to figure out a way of achieving that in general which isn't - invasive. Are people - did I make the political situation worse somehow -"
Well. "I'm tremendously grateful to him," Maitimo tells Cir quietly. "A lot of people would still be suffering if Alatess hadn't found him. ...not being infallible I sometimes do things I absolutely should feel badly about, please don't get annoyed with the people who bring that to my attention, I don't want there to be fewer of them -"
"Thanks for coming out here," he tells both of them, and then there are more settling-people-in logistics and the Noldor can make a formal statement that they consider slavery in all its forms unacceptable and appreciate the cooperation of every government on Godspring in abolishing it as quickly as possible. And he can apologize to anyone who Clerus thinks would want to hear it. Cir can stick with him if he pleases.
"To be clear," he says when they have a moment in private, "the thing I am regretting is not dating you, it is failing to have set up a trust with your universal income and the money to pay for Ruviri in your name and had some lawyers not under my authority come over to explain it to you, and having somebody meet with you to explain how you could pursue a complaint against me through our legal system should you have one, and formally getting you citizenship three places that would be willing to pick a fight with me over it. It's - you know me, so telling you was enough, but if that weren't true I would have failed to do enough work ensuring that you believed me nothing at all was contingent. And people can't verify externally that I did that work, and they have the right to expect that evidence."
"It's - the contract between a prince and his people is that they will obey me and I will not abuse that trust. Which includes, if I look an awful lot like I'm abusing that trust, making a substantive effort to make available to them evidence that I'm not. A random private citizen would not have that obligation but that is because they are not expecting their word to be law. And outside home, I'm operating all-but-autonomously on projects affecting a billion people, and if I fail to be demonstrably good at that then people will be scared my future decisions will be bad, and being scared of that imposes a lot of costs on them. I don't know if Clerus changed his order of operations or the distribution of his resources around the possibility I was in fact casually keeping a couple of slaves and he needed to be prepared for the repercussions of taking me down and freeing them, but he might have, and if he did innocent people suffered as a result of my carelessness."
"I think it might be virtuous to set policy as if I did." Sigh. Snuggle.
There's an Aulë to spare now to make necklaces full time; he takes them to Liatsi rather than directly to the redmages - "because, ah, I'd rather this improve their quality of life rather than just increase their client load -"
"The schedulers are typically people close to those they're scheduling; I don't think it will be hard to convince them that their redmages should be a little better off." Pause. "My retired redmage is considerably more dwindled than they are usually allowed to get and may not be able to carry on much of a conversation even with a necklace. He has - some words, more when he's touching someone, but..."
There is a person. He should really remember her name but he doesn't but she understands and it's okay, it would make her happy if he remembered it but it's not because she's upset with him. She's good and loyal and funny and mischievous and generous and hardworking and he loves her loves her loves her loves her. She thinks he's beautiful and he is supposed to fuck people who is supposed to wait until she wants him and she doesn't now and that's okay and she's soft and cuddly and caring and tired and he loves her loves her loves her. What's her name? Why is she so wonderful? He loves her. Everyone else is missing and he has no idea where they are or if they were real to begin with and there is a deep dead grief where they ought to be where are they he misses them but she's not worried and she is looking after him and she is good at that so they must be all right and he loves her loves her loves her.
He's very repetitive. Has to run through the thoughts over and over again. His working memory is tiny and his short-term nonexistent and his long-term barely there.
She puts the necklace over his head.
His long term memory twists into better if still terrible focus and the clearest sharpest memories are his people and they are not here and he has no idea where they are and he can't tell by looking at Iamica either where are they are they okay do they know he loves them do they know do they know what if they aren't okay and don't even know
Some of the demons on Ganymede just want their favorite sites bookmarked so they can navigate to them despite being unable to write. Some of them want to complain. A confusing number of them want to solicit sex despite the fact that they are obviously married with a small child; she assumes daeva can't see the marriage but she knows they can see the small child. They relay conversations and summon demons to make the prisoners things and summon friends and facilitate reunions. It is not happy work but Mingling seems to have found in this place the peace his parents find in a workshop.
Apparently this demon was on a regular shift as a communications conjuror for Mars. She was on a limited gag permitting her to speak when spoken to, and showed up to tell them she quit, and they said they couldn't replace her on short notice and she was staying for her shift, and she said she wouldn't and they said she'd better, and after they stopped talking to her about it she found a loophole in her binding allowing her to conjure the communications packet from Luna in her summoner's heart valve, killing him instantly. (It is noted that her binding's designer was also cited.) She then refused her circles for two years but eventually turned up when there were 320 of them.
...I'll see what I can do.
It has occurred to him that the Elf criminal justice system, which treats murder about the same as assault, is inappropriate to the case of species which die, uh, permanently. It seems that the human justice system's handling of murder might similarly be unfairly harsh in punishing murders of Elves, since after all the Elves can go on their way in twenty minutes without the memory of dying if they noted in their will that they preferred not to remember dying. Can he possibly arrange some negotiations with everyone he's established relations with, to establish as a point of law that the murder of people who actually permanently die is legally distinct from the murder of people who are immediately restored to good health? Does the GCP, which prosecutes some murders, want to send a representative?
The Federated Stations lawyer is a fangirl of this one lady on Mars who in her personal opinion is the best criminal defense lawyer in the system.
Various negotiating authorities are willing to acknowledge as mitigating factors a) being alive and healthy after b) going about your business c) having as an option not remembering the experience and d) having expected this in advance, for purposes of threats and so on.
She's not even entirely clear on what it is. But the lawyer gets paid.
"So here's what happened: the defendant had just completed the adoption of a five-year-old girl. She went to work, asked to quit, was told she couldn't quit on short notice, and was locked in there; she pleaded with them to let her go and was refused; they gagged her and left her there; she killed someone escaping. She went home to her daughter. She was arrested two years later, convicted of murder and sentenced to fifty years in prison. The complication is that she's a demon."
"Child demons appear in Hell sometimes. It's very rare but it happens. When they do, they have lots of interested adoptive parents, and Olivia - the child - liked Celendra - the defendant. Celendra had a long-term summons doing communications conjuration on Mars; she arranged a babysitter for her daughter and showed up to the summons to let them know she'd adopted a child and was quitting. They refused to dismiss her. They stopped talking to her, and she had a gag so she couldn't speak when she wasn't being spoken to. Eventually she killed her summoner so she could go home."
"I'm a variant kind of Elf with telepathy. We've been on Ganymede talking to the demons - because they're all gagged in prison, they can't write for example their daughter or their spouse or an attorney, they technically have internet access but they can't produce letters or words so in practice they don't. We can take dictation for them, we can notify friends or family of why they abruptly went missing and that they're not expected home for sixty, seventy years - Elven law doesn't permit gagging people for decades, see, so we're going to have telepaths continually accessible to the demons until the Ganymede Circling Police see fit to reconsider their own treatment of prisoners - anyway, she told me her story and I thought that if she were human it'd be a clear-cut case of self-defense, killing your kidnapper -"
"So, Martian law is built much more from the ground up than Earth law and every law on the books has an on-record justification or several of them, and in Martian law the primary reason self-defensive violence against kidnappers is permitted is the threat of physical harm - they might be taking you outside an arcology to have fewer witnesses, say - so I'd have to lean on secondaries, mostly the daughter..."
" - some humans become daeva when they die. Elves don't, so we only learned that this was the case recently when some daeva told us and then we did conjuration to confirm it. It's a minority but a substantial minority - fifteen percent? and daeva can tell which ones. That summoner is now a fairy. Celendra knew this before she did it."
" - uh, I would have to ask somebody about that. I expect we can spend as much as is needed. Especially if we could also get anywhere on establishing that the GCP's current trial procedures aren't good enough and daeva on trial should have the rights humans on trial would, I'm pretty sure they'd be willing to spend anything to achieve that."
"We can make arrests without the daeva taking a summons willingly but an effort to convince the GCP to do that stalled because we were just sending them home under a binding so they could never leave their respective realms again, instead of keeping them prisoner on a planet here."
And now Celendra is represented by Agueda Silva of Silva & Matos, South Olympus. Who promptly sues the GCP.
(Delenn gets around to answering her mail. She can tell Olivia to answer a summons if it's definitely safe. Olivia doesn't have any circles out for her right now so it shouldn't be that hard.)
Yes, that too.
She puts together a case. The trial date arrives. The prosecution is lackluster; they usually don't have to work too hard to not dismiss daeva accused of murder. The defense is a rhetorical masterpiece leaning on the topical recent meeting of Elves ("As we meet more species do we want to show them xenophobic paranoia even to people who look so like us, who have such familiar needs as a chance to go home to their loved ones, to leave their places of work, to speak?") and tears apart the circumstances of her original trial ("even demon defendants are legally entitled to conjuration confirmation of disputed claims; yet the record shows that no model of Olivia ever appeared even after Celendra explained her urgency"; "the penalty for delayed appearance is farcical; no human is expected to turn themselves in if this will result in a dozen of their neighbors seeking to appropriate their children and they expect a bigoted miscarriage of justice about which they will be physically restrained from crying aloud") and gets in a few shots about the conditions on Ganymede before the judge tells her that's a separate topic.
Celendra's sentence is commuted to time served and the GCP is ordered to dismiss her.
That sounds like a fun job; he makes a note to look into getting on lists to do that job.
...also would Clerus and Alatess mind if there were a documentary released in Revelation about their fight to end slavery in Godspring, it'd probably do astoundingly well and maybe get Revelation interested in helping integrate new citizens if any want to live there.
That's fairly promising for it not being a zoo summons. He will scratch out key bits of binding while she's out anyway, because trying to get Minor dismissed is much harder than arranging for him not to be trapped in the first place. "But don't give her a heart attack, okay?"
She looks over her shoulder. "Oh! I was beginning to imagine you'd never show! Now you, young man, have been very irresponsible with those dragons, I know you just get little bites and heal up in a hot second but the boys and girls and whatnots watching you aren't so lucky and they're going to go up to strange dogs or worse go catch themselves alligators or ask a demon for a tyrannosaur egg and try to keep the dinosaur as a pet and next thing you know some little elementary schooler is waiting in line for the medical angels to rebuild their hand or worse because you make it look like such fun to play with aggressive strong animals and you don't mind getting chomped so why should they? And you ought to have known better by your age -"
She goes on like that.
"It's how the Elves handle daeva who've killed people or whatever. Summons with a really loose binding that just prohibits leaving Hell, and then you walk through a door and go home. Could do it without the binding, for you two, the point is while you're on a summons you won't feel other ones."
Makes sense. So Theodore can visit both parks and make sure all dragons in human parks are well-treated. Minor brings back Ruby and Otto and builds them a preserve.
Minor has quite a lot of money by now; he asks Aaron to spend it on useful charity stuff.
He idly checks on that summoner in New Guinea.
"Very? I can go off blueprints if you have those or I can copy some other place somewhere or scale it up or down or whatever, anything more complicated than that I should probably do the plans and send them to someone who's been a demon longer than me to check they're safe and everything but I can be super specific if the thing is specified."
"And would've had a harder time verifying that was what was going on, because demons figured it out by forensic conjuring, and distributing the news once they figured it out, because everyone can't make themselves the news. Some of them know. Heard of a fairy who tried to tell summoners and got accused of suicide-baiting -"
"And 'but she's fine, she went to Hell' goes over even worse. I've been trying to explain to people that demons can't even take souls and some people decided I was just saying that as part of a very clever long-term scheme to convince people not to be sufficiently wary so demons could take more souls."
"Maybe pick someone else to babble to excitedly about Miranda? There's probably a gay or bi girl Bell out there in the multiverse somewhere - hey, landlords, that'd be a great person to meet - extra bonus points if their world has a problem we could solve -"
"Our only state secrets are that we've been trying to come up with traffic laws but we can't construct any that my mother isn't in flagrant continual violation of and so haven't come up with any at all, and that we turn up people who need gender preference correction at thrice the rate of the Vanyar and are worried it's something in the water. There, now I needn't worry whether you've discovered my dark secrets. Want to come in and sit down? - actually I am unsure if my chairs are equipped to be comfortable for you."
"If people are being mysteriously forked I do not recommend you make yourself susceptible. The chips are how we do money, if it's just the two of you I can just announce you're on my account or give you handhelds but if there is to be a plague of taciturn tourists I'll need a better solution -"
"You speak Quenya like a native - slight accent which I'm guessing my mother'll pop in and tell me is consistent with so many Years of future linguistic drift but she can't guess that off my best osanwë description so it'll have to wait for her driving to endanger significant numbers of passersby and then her sudden presence in the palace to offend and confuse a few dozen people. Don't save her the time, she'll have fun telling me. Anyway, you aren't an Elf and I don't think would even tolerate us especially long - maybe your species is very quick to learn languages? But less the wings you seem like the same thing as Timothy and he barely has any Quenya. More likely, then, it's one of the magic powers that accompany the wings and tail."
"The magic powers suite that accompanies the wings and tail is making arbitrary things and being uncannily well-informed - that part is obviously time travel, but some form such that 'back and forth' makes sense. Also you're not nearly upset enough for having destroyed a doomed timeline and leapt far enough back to change it. Either you do this routinely or it imposes no tragic costs somehow - or both? I can't figure out if you're testing me or just making my life more interesting - okay now I can, off your expression, you're just making my life more interesting."
" - you know me. Me from the future, or - or something? You're more legible than Timothy, incidentally, that's why I'm looking at you, about the only legible thing about Timothy is that he thinks you're great which is - I need more things to make useful inferences from that -"
"How good Timothy's judgment is is one of the things I need. Another one is whether you'd have a - friend - whose primary quality is thinking you are great, compared to how likely it is that Timothy has substantive traits beyond thinking you're great that he's concealing near-perfectly. And why he's doing that and not you, if you are the one who spent enough time around future Elves to be fluent in Quenya - Mother!"
"See, there are certain conversational defaults such that if you don't announce you're ignoring them people'll feel deceived when they figure that out. I think 'the certainty with which I make claims is not derived from literal knowledge of the future because I lived there' is one of them."
"We do not! This language corners other languages and rifles through their pockets and runs away cackling! One time this one playwright invented seventeen hundred new words and nobody stopped him! We are not sure how many words it has exactly but possibly more than a million!"
"Wings work on humans but humans find flying very tiring in a way I can't find things tiring unless I feel like it that day, and they also have to go with different designs because they're not indestructible and they could tear. These are thinner than bat wings." Flap.
Sure, English. Cam can read her a poem while she reads along in horror.
"Sure." She rummages in her desk, pulls out two pretty bracelet-things. "These'll pretend to be chips for you. They have money, they'll let you into your rooms...Timothy, you're in the left wing, third floor, Cam I know you said you didn't need to sleep but I got you a room anyway, right wing, second floor."
"Yes," all the children say in unison.
After dinner one of the babies decides to topple a plate of pudding on her sister and then both of them start screeching and then Macalaurië starts singing and they fall immediately quiet. She sings until they are sleeping in puddles of pudding on the rug; Huan licks them.
It is of course a charming city, on the verge of the transition from horsedrawn carriages to electric-powered ones. It has trolleys. They're very pretty trolleys. It has tall buildings but no elevators yet, which rather constrains how tall; one street has electric streetlamps and everyone's very excited about that.
"I'm hoping it's not that you fork worlds by travelling back to them, I think they'd take that a little more seriously or at least anticipate I wouldn't find it very funny. Could be that something else forks the worlds and they just go visiting them, and I guess if there are enough of my mother on the 'what forks the worlds' question then there's no particular reason to enlist the new one a week sooner if they can entertain themselves again. But I'm guessing, I hate guessing. Usually I know. Do you think Timothy looks like me if I were a male human -"
"So the real aim here is obviously to do the best of all sets of us at figuring out what is going on. I don't think they had solid expectations about how long it'd take us, Cam looked genuinely impressed with me last night, so either they haven't been doing it for very long or me-now is better at this than me at various other intervention points but I can't think why I would be. What I really don't want is to be the same as most possible mes they do this to, but -"
"More than four hundred million. Limiting pacing factor is sane Valar to go teach other Valar to be sane, we're early in the exponentiation process. Plus we can only visit the kind of Arda where Elves have chips; most of them are higher magic, lower tech, and we can't fork our way into those."
"It's a nice place for a vacation - well, I think the Elves find the default decorativeness of the rooms lackluster and some of them moved into the backyard rather than ask me for wallpaper, but the food's great and the internal asynchronicity is usually convenient and you can't beat the library."
"They're great. Don't gag demons, for one thing. Uh, they have faster-than-light travel, I don't know if anyone's asked demons to make lightleapers for you yet but we can do that and then you can go visit them yourselves. They live forever, and can be resurrected, because they have these chips in their brains backing them up. Their cities are really really shiny. They're ridiculously good singers, you can ask demons for Elf music too."
In Godspring they bought everyone out and then went around with demons drugging people who still hadn't released their slaves. There were a couple hundred deaths across the whole world, he thinks, and all but two had an afterlife. He thinks the Elves think they erred on the side of being too slow.
- it'd be kind of funny if the civilization that produces people who cannot live in harmony with other species or people from other backgrounds is 2180. Maybe everyone else won't want to live with people from 2180 because they're so closed-minded and xenophobic because of their harmful upbringings.
" - look, if you haven't figured it out by now - people are people. Some of them do horrible things to cats and some of them beat their children and it is perfectly reasonable to discriminate against people who do those things, the problem here is announcing that even if someone has never done anything wrong, if they're a member of a society or a species that you've heard a rumor does bad things, then clearly they want to do bad things and are just biding their time, and no amount of not doing bad things could possibly convince you that they don't actually want to.
By all means don't live next to people who light cats on fire for fun. But if you could not even in principle be persuaded that someone hasn't done that and won't do that, then the bad person is you."
"That that was a good point, and you were also going to warn for slavery, because you wouldn't want to give the impression that animal cruelty is the only terrible thing discussed on your thread, and you also want to warn for engaging with lots of xenophobia and racism, since people will find those upsetting too..."
Different Dwarves! They are conducting a poll about what things demons want so that they can efficiently pay them in the future! Is he willing to fill out this survey? They will try to pay him for his time but to be honest the survey is because they aren't sure how to do that and they may not be prepared with things he finds appealing.
He'll fill out their survey. Have they consulted the flat Arda Dwarves who can make magic stuff, if they can learn how that's done it'd be very popular. Animals that don't die have gone over very well with demons, there're demons who just really like languages and would like being summoned for that, though it only works once per language, if they have live performances of things or exceptionally good tutors or something they could maybe get somewhere with that....
"That's good. Okay. So - I'm a demon. There are also angels - feathered wings - and fairies - bug wings. We're all indestructible. If you - uh, flash that light projector - it summons one of us under certain conditions on our behavior. Then usually what you do is make a deal with us to do magic for you in exchange for some payment. Angels change things, fairies move things, demons make things. If you've summoned one you become one when you die."
"Okay, so - Elves can make copies of themselves. Like, one minute there's one of them, the next one there's two. And they don't go 'somebody woke up thinking they were me', they just go - okay, what makes me myself? My memories, my experiences, my wants, my relationships - all of those are still there. Therefore my copy is a version of me."
"The known multiverse has a population of several hundred billion and you're actually the first 'physical continuity with past selves matters' person I've heard of. - how much physical continuity do you consider necessary, if someone gets a leg amputated and I make them a new one, are they a zombie or not yet - what if they lose several limbs - what if they need an organ transplant -"
He makes models! This is Godspring, a globe in his hands, about a billion people, "they don't have electricity yet but they have things for navigating the oceans, they might've gotten there in the next century - they have magic. It's why the world's called that." And the different kinds of mages and how they work - "I know a couple of redmages who went to live with the Elves, and the Elves have access to a goldmage so if something went catastrophically wrong they could get a warning in advance -" - this is Sanity's Valinor, rechristened Eldalië as the interdimensional Elven capital - this is Sanity's Endorë, this is Singularity's replacement Valinor after the war -
"The Elves have gods. They're called the Valar, and they're - well, they're gods, they made their worlds really nice for everyone, but they don't think like people and they don't understand everything we understand. In Sanity they were unusually good at explaining and so their Valar have better judgment and they didn't parole Melkor when most of the Elf worlds did."
" - they're mostly named in Quenya by Elves, I'm just loosely translating. Singularity is the only Arda that got summoning before the war but not in time to avert the war. A planet got holed during the war. The Valar put it back and everyone's alive again, but that's why it's called that."
A judge reprimanded their lawyer for digressing too much into complaints about the conditions on Ganymede in her defense of Celendra. But does she happen to know anyone qualified to pursue that complaint on its own, Elves would kind of like that complaint pursued.
They would like Ganymede to stop gagging demons and to give the daeva more flexibility to hire their own defense attorney and participate in preparing their own defense, and while they're at it to allow them to use their magic in cases where it's necessary for disability accommodations (like for fairies who never learned to walk), and - "honestly what I want is to make them switch to the Elven system where we just send offenders back to their home realm unable to ever take summons again, but it seems like lots of pending litigation for prison conditions might be constructive for pushing them in that direction."
"That seems like it shouldn't rightly apply to pursuing appeals for different people against whom they committed wrongs - is it harassment by legal action to have charged Cam with fifty million counts of murder, given how he actually did in fact murder fifty million people -"
"I hope it has been expressed at some point that Elves experience prison as torture. To us it looks like you are torturing everybody constantly. I get a lot of questions from home about how we can in good faith have any kind of diplomatic relationship with a society that has prisons, at all. We are very committed to overcoming this cultural barrier but I think it will take a great deal of work on both our parts."
The GCP is not generically unwilling to entertain alternatives but it is going to insist on knowing what they are and how they can confirm that, and vague descriptions later proven inaccurate are not helpful. They are not imprisoning daeva at the Elves, and daeva are not themselves Elves, so this seems like an Elf problem.
"Okay. What we are doing is removing daeva from their realms to a magically monitored planet on which their magic is suppressed. From there they can contact attorneys and ask questions; they can at any time decide to instead be returned to their native realms to take a prison summons, yours or ours. If they decline to do that, we conduct a trial, the results of which will probably be indefinite detention on a supervised magic planet from which they cannot be summoned. Most people so far have chosen to return to their native realms under a binding, but the actual guaranteed outcome is 'unable to accept summons or interact with your dimension again, unless they are acquitted or until they've served their time."
"If there is a problem like that in the next five centuries or so I agree that would be reason to conclude we are not positioned to manage dangerous daeva. I am optimistic that problems will arise infrequently enough that I can speak with assurance at least over such a short span of time."
"Now that some measures have been taken to counteract the potential damage, I would be willing to discuss the secret information relevant to the Swan trial if you think that would be conducive to rebuilding trust and helping your government understand our urgency in handling that particular case."
"Daeva won't assume people they see in their home realms are fragile, they could easily kill someone by accident and would probably find that upsetting, there could be outcomes worse than death that we'd then have to divert resources to handling..."
"Okay, so, what's your deal?" Trelane asks.
"Did you name yourself after the protagonist from -"
"Yes, you didn't come here to ask me that, did you?"
"No. Can you tell me about the arrest and incarceration process you experienced here?"
"This aura-of-what-the-fuck lady showed up and was like 'I'm arresting you' and I was like 'uh' and she was like 'yep' and she brought me here and I can make stuff over there but not here. She read the Pegasus Cycle when I gave it to her but still doesn't get that the third book neeeeeeeds to be released, fuck the publishing holdups, so I don't really think she's all there and I don't wanna try taking her summon. I can make stuff so I can still write my friends, this is better than you chuckleheads by a long shot even if they don't know what they're doing."
"Didn't answer Ganymede's summons and we too have an interest in ensuring murderers are not taking summons. And as we have records of having explained to you, you can go through the portal, though magic won't work there, to downtown Tirion and attorneys there are prepared to work with you."
"If you had expressed this concern before you would have been advised that they speak English. I am unfamiliar with any judicial systems under which 'being prosecuted in a city foreign to the defendant' was considered inadequate access to counsel, but if you desire to retain Elven counsel after all we will ensure that someone is assigned to assist you with the process."
"The demon who holed a planet had a trial with Elven attorneys, was acquitted on some of the counts he faced and convicted on some others, and sentenced to four hundred years' probation on a long-term summons here. The demon who blew up a space station agreed to return to Hell under a binding to not take additional summonses rather than go to trial."
"Yes, they're feeding him. Our laws recognize the right to request an immediate trial, which they have not done. They have been informed they could go to Ganymede if they preferred it, and they do not prefer it, which I hope mitigates some concerns you might have."
"I see your point, and we can continue to revise for the needs of new species as we encounter them. I did say we were going to revise procedures to have a trial even without cooperation, and we can make similar adjustments. In the meantime, no one can get hurt and no one is kept under inhumane conditions, which strikes me as a satisfactory state from which to develop better procedures."
"I very badly wish I were. Our system is badly optimized for handling miscellaneous murderers because the thing we are trying to prepare for is possibly needing to arrest a significant fraction of Hell. It's a secret; doesn't work naively. But it only takes a few weeks to figure out, and if someone publishes how then they'll all be able to."
"The day we met Cam we asked him if he could do resurrections, not aware of any of the implications. He tried; it didn't work. Demons can make us new bodies around legitimate copies of our chips, and that's a healthy Elf, but a new body around a demonic chip did nothing. Later, during the war - I was dead at the time, so this is secondhand - someone thought to wonder what went wrong, exactly - whether he was making blank chips, or corrupted ones - and if they were corrupted, if there was a way to restore them. It turns out it's even simpler than that. Read the data from the chip, write it to a new one, all of which can be done with a conjurable machine the size of a chair, and making a body around that goes fine."
"I am sure that without that context our insistence on handling Cam - and on having a system for daeva that is far more designed around scalability than due process - are damaging to our credibility. But you can imagine why we are reluctant to offer the context too freely."
"Yes. Yes, I can see that. Well. To the GCP the important things are that the daeva know we'll go for them if they hurt someone - outsourcing to you was a controversial idea for that reason - and that once we have them they know what's going to happen with us, namely trial and sentencing and internment, whether they like it or not. Even scaling up you can probably improve in those areas, especially since you seem so willing to - chat - with them."
"Yes. And those are eminently reasonable priorities. I absolutely want there to exist certainty that they will be arrested if they hurt someone, and I think we can achieve an acceptable process afterwards. I think you do a very good job at both goals and we would love to have you as resources in accomplishing that. Just - while explaining ourselves fully to as small a circle of people as possible."
"Humans who have summoned. We are not the best equipped to investigate, we could be missing something. But for every human who has summoned and is dead, here or in Godspring, there is a corresponding daeva. The Godspring mage ones sometimes even keep their magic."
That's fine. He puts in a request for people administering the daeva-arrest thing to meet human legal standards - "and get lawyers to sort the status of the redmages, while you're at it," he tells his alt - and gets back to arrangements for tourism.
Jake's court-appointed attorney asks to meet with him.
"There's going to be a trial. They're going to attempt to prove that you tortured a lot of people to death. We're going to try to explain what happened in a way that persuades them you didn't break any laws, they broke laws so badly in the course of arresting you that you should be let go to teach them a lesson, or you've already spent enough time here to account for whatever wrongs you've done and should now be sent home. I would need to know more about what happened to make a case for any of those things."
"Didn't offer you a trial, didn't offer you a lawyer, didn't inform you of the charges against you, didn't arrive at the conclusion there were charges against you via acceptable means, kept you contained to within a space smaller than ten miles square, I could make the case that for a fairy that's intolerable and it should be a thousand - didn't give you access to food and water and internet and contact with other people, didn't have people available to answer questions or concerns, exposed you to danger, exposed you to violence, threatened to do any of the above..."
"Didn't credibly offer me those things?" he suggests. "Haven't mentioned how many counts? I have no idea how big this place is. Didn't ask me if I had any dietary restrictions. Selection of 'other people' is shit. I don't think my girlfriend knows where I am or if I'm ever coming back. I don't think there's Internet in here."
"The lady who arrested me sure contacted her all right in the first place, my girlfriend told her to leave me alone. I don't have the first clue where the food they've been offering me comes from and I've been getting the demon to make me stuff, I don't eat animal products that involved animals."
"It was more than a century ago. I thought the thing about summoners becoming daeva would be public knowledge any minute, so I couldn't just kill them, their fucking carnivore families would get some of them - I didn't know which ones - summoned right back and they'd go on with their lives. Might've just killed them if I'd known it'd stay secret this long. Anyway I gave them something to think about even if they did come back, you debeak millions of chickens a year I rip your lips off."
"News filtered in pretty slow, we have to get it from Hell and summonees, but nah, it freaked them way the fuck out and they bailed. They were only still going because of their lobbyists making it illegal to serve schoolchildren demonic meat and their fake scientists being all cautious about the health implications."
He calls a lawyer to request things get sorted for Cir. Godspring summoning traffic slows; everyone's had a chance to visit a circle who is old enough and well enough to send a daeva home. Infant mortality they'll have to fight with sanitation and vaccinations and so on. He revises dot designs for the next world in order to minimize wait times.
"Ah, her job is to explain to you how you can access your money and go to the police if you wanted to and how you're not under any contractual obligations our laws recognize. I know you know, but laws sacrifice - fit to a situation - in exchange for predictability and predictability is genuinely important."
"Some of my colleagues have been doing a lot of recruiting for demons interested in humanitarian work in the preindustrial worlds we've found - supplying vaccination clinics, laying down infrastructure, building a power grid, that kind of thing - and I observed a few of the interviews when I most recently visited home. And somebody asked if we wanted a planet terraformed because he had an abiding ambition to terraform Mars but would at least enjoy terraforming somewhere."
"There're billions of them. I'm sure plenty of them have zero interest in helping mortals, and obviously some of them enjoy hurting them, but enough of them see the appeal of helping that we've had no trouble staffing every clinic in Godspring and no adverse incidents unless you count the demon who freed a bunch of slaves ahead of schedule."
"Enough to get people summoning; not enough to make the daeva realms safe. For all we know accidental magic is enough to turn a lizard into a dragon - or somebody will waylay Minor in transit next time a park wants a pair - or a fairy will steal a potions cupboard with unicorn hair in it - and then people can make their own wands."
The courts are worried about the precedent it sets to pay for whatever defense lawyer anywhere in any dimension the client requests. They have a long debate about whether daeva should be allowed to earn money after arrest to pay for lawyers of their choice. They conclude this should probably be allowed, as long as representation remains adequate without it, and Trelane is so informed.
"LIke I said, this was only recently established in court as something that should be allowed, I don't think they have any details set yet. Eventually they'll allow anyone to do it and then there'll be competition and you can go to whoever pays best, but it might take a little time for private organizations to figure out how to take advantage."
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
It takes ten days and three hours - five for the news to reach Endorë, five for a lightleaper back, three hours for setup - and then there are five Dwarven organizations vying for prison labor. Three are in fact running supply trains, with a second set of demons for verification; one of the other ones does starships and space stations, and the fifth lets people at home write in with requests and proposed payments for them and then collates them for her.
Trelane doesn't try to murder random Dwarves. (She tries their fiction but finds it dry, perhaps to their benefit.) When she has plenty of money Silva is taking time off for health reasons but recommends her a colleague, who tells her the case is pretty hopeless but gamely puts together an attempt at a defense based on the permanence of art and impermanence of mortal life plus procedural complaints mostly stolen from Jake's case.
The procedural complaints mostly win, but the court just orders them remedied. Murder being okay for the sake of art is not a winning argument; the judges actually kind of can't figure out what to do with someone who murdered someone and believes themself entirely justified and isn't sorry at all. They endeavor to consult the victim, who doesn't take a summons at first but is responsive to an angel messenger explaining that she's invited to comment on sentencing of the demon who killed her.
Minor receives an email.
Your vlog has now been connected with at least one teen suicide as a result of your false claim that people become daeva when they die. We did not at the time have suicide-baiting as a circling offense. This has been changed effective immediately. We recommend deleting the offending videos from your server. You will not be held liable for deaths of people who obtained your past material only through secondhand sources.
Do not reply to this email.
Helene Leclerc
Ganymede Circle Police
I'm going to need a lawyer, he writes Timothy, and then bounces over to his camera setup, turns everything on -
"Hey everybody! I have a special guest today, this is Arati! She died last week in India and now she's an angel! - please remember that only summoners become daeva when they die. Arati, what's Heaven like?"
"Hi everybody!" says Arati, waving. "It's really bright, all the time, it's made of this glowy fluffy stuff and I landed in a big pocket with tons of it shining down. Most of the angels speak a neat angel language but I found some who know English and they've been showing me around! I was sorta hoping I'd be a fairy but this is good too, even though learning to fly turns out to be hard."
People want to know how she died and she says she actually got a demon she summoned to do it, he took some convincing but eventually did, she found the circle that allowed it on pir2.net, she still thinks her brother will summon her eventually, she likes her results but doesn't recommend it unless you're positive you never want kids and were kind of mostly done with whatever you were doing with your life at the time, no she isn't really planning on medical angeling...
And Silva is feeling better now. Defending rights of demons to perform assisted suicides? Doesn't help that the ostensible victim is underage but it helps a lot that she's available to chirpily testify that she asked nicely and enlisted help because she didn't want it to hurt. She'll get on that.
Lecturey lady! He is again gagged and lectured (this time about being a bad influence on depressed teenagers who just need sunshine and chocolate and somebody to talk to) and then given a book of glass art and told again to make something nice for his little girlfriend so she's not jealous of that pretty angel, now, hm.
"I have no idea! Lots of people have summoned their relatives, lots of people know it's true, they're not going to be able to keep it a secret forever. But - it's kind of weird that it's been a secret this long in the first place. Maybe they wanted it to stay one, for some reason? Anyway, they didn't tell me a reason, they just told me that there was a law against it now and unless I took down all my videos immediately they'd arrest me. It was weird. - I didn't take the videos down. People deserve to know. Aren't you glad you got to see your granddad?"
"My family has a lot of resources. If they hadn't noticed I was missing I'd be in a storeroom on Luna for the next decade. If they'd noticed but hadn't been able to have a demon find me and go to Luna and file a complaint with the police, same. Or if they'd filed a complaint but the people who hid me had been more competent -" - if Timothy hadn't been willing to work outside the law once it wasn't going to help me fast enough, he doesn't add -
Tiny camera. "I'm recording this conversation," he says once it's on. "Look, is wanting-to-die something that could maybe be fixed with enough money, a better place to live, access to medication or whatever - there's a spell in my world called the Cheering Charm that helps if the problem is being sad..."
" - uh, you could come with me to the magic interdimensional bar where we're handling all the multiverse stuff? It's where I stream from and everyone there's pretty cool and there are a fair few people our age, between one thing and another. You could meet Elves. The bar accepts counterfeit currency - like, it's not 'doesn't notice', it's 'doesn't mind, because magic' so I can just give you a billion dollars of fake money for a room and food and stuff."
"Cool." Recording off. "For a task you can have me make you a safe circle for a fairy and payment for the fairy and then they'll take us to the secret entrance to Milliways - lemme write Milliways so I can make sure it's open - in exchange for, dunno, tell me your favorite movie." Cam please get the door -
"Ganymede's going to come after me eventually but the longer they take the more good I can do in the meantime, 'a kid summoned that demon who has been telling people they daevafy when they die, then vanished' gets their attention but 'kid summons fairy, runs away from home' almost certainly doesn't...."
"Nice to meet you! Here is rather the place to be - the only rules are 'no violence and no nudity in the main bar area' - I think we kind of had to make the multiverse scour its ranks for security that could take daeva, they're in that office over there, infirmary's that way, most people conjure their mail so you can write them - and me in particular - any time if you need anything. Minor, another person committed suicide, Ganymede's looking for you -"
"Everyone assumes wrong. The Elves found out about people daevafying when they die within like a week because Elves talk to us. The entire population of Godspring has now summoned a daeva because they got confirmation and then took the implications seriously. This world has a prejudice which it has permitted to blind it for a very long time."
"People noticed! People said things! And we weren't believed, we weren't taken seriously, we weren't trusted! Any of you can summon a demon and ask for the posthumous works of William Shakespeare, any of you can confirm this in your own living room - though use the bindings linked on this site, or other comparably trustworthy ones, summoning without adequate bindings really is dangerous."
Silva's argument, in contrast to her last demon defense, affirms the right to suicide and identifies daeva as among the instruments expressly permitted for this purpose rather than making much of the demon's personhood. Arati shows up to testify but the judge declines to let her, believing her to be an impostor. The prosecution focuses mostly on how young she was, but Silva manages to argue that this means that Arati violated the law and that the demon was no more obliged to ask for her ID than a bottle of pills would have been. The demon gets six weeks and will be sent home after that.
" - actually you know what I think you should say? I think you should say that you object on principle to gags but you'll take their circles if they put out ones without gags. - you'd have to check they weren't just doing the gag part in light or in invisible ink or something, but -"
"Give them time to check that your summoner's in fact irretrievable and in a different dimension, give them additional time to inform whoever they'd ordinarily inform that there's an unbound demon out and about - you'll need a fairy so they can't just drag you off into deep space - make sure everyone knows what is going on -
- and then do a publicity tour. Show up places, give people stuff. I expect after a while they'll decide they'd rather have an ungagged demon stuck on Ganymede than a totally loose one wandering the streets of London making people presents and complaining about the infringement of his free speech."
"Bindings only forbid things, don't compel them. Even if they have two they could cooperate in Hell on their days off. And I bet you GCP forensics officers are just as prone as anyone else to getting used to the demon in the corner and ceasing to think of them as a threat."
"The person in charge murdered or otherwise mistreated someone and doesn't want it to get out, they know it'll force retrials and want those criminals to stay in jail even if some ignorant judge concludes they're innocent, since there's no such thing as an innocent daeva, they just want to shut me down and think this is their best opening -"
"How? And - I save lives when I'm out there taking summons. That girl in Godspring who had no idea what daeva were would've been in trouble if she'd gotten someone bad, the New Guinea lady would have been in trouble most people she could've got, the kid who wanted to die, I've pointed out careless bindings to people -"
"I do actually think the GCP decided to pick a fight over pretty much nothing. They were told the prisoners could be arrested without taking a summons, that's what happened, they decided to complain about not having personally witnessed the prisoners accepting a circle and going back to Hell despite all of this happening in a different dimension. The procedural complaints the daeva's lawyers keep filing is the Valar's fault but the GCP made absolutely zero effort to make it work, concluded immediately it wasn't adequate - they didn't even propose any procedures given the new capabilities that they would regard as adequate, they just assumed a different species would work exactly like them and then declared the whole thing a failure as soon as it verifiably worked but in a way that didn't give them personally power over it. Unless you want to claim that their forensics demons coordinated to sabotage them there, too."
Minor makes a video.
"I was born in Hazel. Near London. I'm the fifth of seven; my parents wanted a big family. When I was thirteen years old I summoned a fairy, he murdered me, and I woke up in Hell. A week ago the GCP informed me that if I said those words to a camera ever again, they'd arrest me. Now they're trying.
Their justification is that it's suicide-baiting. Humans who profess belief in an afterlife never get charged with suicide-baiting, of course, but I'm not human. You would think it also matters that I'm telling the truth, that I am telling a truth you can verify yourself right now with the circles on the sidebar, but apparently that doesn't matter to them either. These words are illegal for me to say.
But you, viewers? You are human. You have freedom of speech. Summoners become daeva when they die, and no one will gag you and throw you in jail for saying it. I don't usually ask people to share my videos, seems tacky. But I think the only acceptable answer to censorship is to shout even louder. Share this. Say this. Verify this and then tell everyone you know. Summoners become daeva when they die and it's time that the whole world knew it."
The rest of the video is a walkthrough on various approaches to verification. Then he takes questions - "but we're doing it in a specific format today! Send me names of dead summoners you know and I'll check for you which daeva realm they're in. You can try to trick me - naming dead people you know who weren't summoners, giving names that aren't people - and if I were making this up I'd get that wrong. Since I'm telling the truth, I won't."
Angel, fairy, nope, fairy, fairy, demon, fairy, angel, angel, fairy, nope, fairy. He shows people the models he's making - "less the wings, does that look like they looked when younger? I can have Aaron draw circles for your grandparents but I can't guarantee they'll decide to say hello!" Circles are drawn.
"Can't conjure off something like 'Revelation' or people'd have found them ages ago. He or she wasn't the author of the textbook released, either. Maybe they'll choose to come forward and if they did that we could verify it by looking at the complete editing works of the person claiming to be Revelation, but I don't know that they'd choose to do that."
She doesn't mind. Which grandchild was it? She has twelve. "I'm going to assume that 'orangeorangetangerine' is one of Julie's but I don't know which," she says, squinting at the screenname. Orangeorangetangerine says that actually she's one of Todd's. "Well that's just silly. If you're going to have citrus themed screen names you should be from the Florida bunch." California, says orangeorangetangerine. "Then I bet it's Elise." Yep.
The recently acquitted assisted-suicide demon. The GCP will continue to attempt arrest of any daeva in similar situations, since it would be easy for even a forensically written-by-ostensible-author suicide note to be produced under duress, and will attempt to establish whether the suicide was in fact voluntary, but given this judicial precedent they will no longer pursue murder charges if they are satisfied that it was so.
He'll compose a notice for an Earth-focused newspaper in Hell that given this policy, demons willing to assist suicides should request permission to record the conversation.
And he'll hang out quietly and periodically check views on the video and wait for anything interesting to happen.
The response is a link to the GCP press release about the Austrian girl's death. It includes a picture of her sobbing parents, and the paragraph, The Ganymede Circle Police have placed a warrant for the arrest of demon "Minor Finis Way" whose vlog (formerly CineMe, now independently hosted) Pichler frequently watched. It is believed that this channel's insistence that summoners become daeva upon death led her to take her own life. The encouragement to suicide is forbidden by all Terrestrial law even since the right to suicide was established. At time of release the circles remained unanswered.
"Is anybody authorized? Where did it even find an angel who wanted to pretend to be a sixteen year old Indian girl?"
"I don't know. Can you cool it with the 'it', fuck official policy it's confusing if you're talking about more than one."
"Fine, where did he find her."
"Heaven, I assume."
"Are you in a bad mood over your boyfriend again?"
"Go away."
They go away.
He'll sort more people live tomorrow! It's possible that this commenter's dad doesn't want to take a summons because he's nervous about them; after all, some summoners are awful, and he might not know that his kids would be looking. Minor can pay another fairy to go take him a message tomorrow, what should the message say?
Aaron'll be on again tonight summoning peoples' relatives for them! If anyone has a chiplocked computer for a dead loved one, they can give Minor sufficiently specific instructions and then the daeva of them can demonstrate that they can still boot up the computer!
He can only hear the GCP end, but:
"Hello, this is James Wei, Ganymede Circle Police."
"We have reason to expect that a daeva resisting arrest may be in your jurisdiction soon."
"No, not a violent crime."
"Minor Finis Way."
"Suicide-baiting via vlog."
"Please don't laugh, sir, at least two children are already dead."
The address of the nephew -
"We don't recommend confronting it. However, it might be with its summoner. If someone who knows parlor tricks were present to check -"
"That sounds about right, thank you."
"No trouble at all."
That's sort of encouraging, it means that there might just be a couple people who are in the know. Where are the GCP's forensics demons located anyway?
(He continues answering streaming questions. He messages the GCP a couple times on their various accounts - I want to present the evidence for ex-human daeva to you, how can I do that?)
I'll tell our parents but I need more than 'we asked demons for things that would confirm it and they didn't produce anything' since demons can just decide not to produce things. Did you also check things like whether the demon existed before my brother died, whether my brother's complete works include anything after he died, that thing he did with the posthumous works of Shakespeare -
Either a demon is impersonating my brother and we should get him dismissed right away because this binding isn't safe or my brother is innocent and if we dismiss him will be facing murder charges when he's telling the truth!!! It seems really important to figure out which one!!
I know. That's why it's really important to know if he's lying. And I have a computer in front of me that says he's not, and I want to come to Singapore and compare notes so we can figure out who got it wrong. But I won't come if you're going to shoot me, I'm not his summoner.
"Same thing I did this morning, ask a demon under the binding I sent you for the complete works of my little brother, see if the vlog stuff is in there. And it will be, 'cause I just did that this morning. And then - I don't want to be accusatory or anything but I think someone has to be lying to you and I want to figure out who and why."
"I have summoned upwards of a hundred demons ungagged and I assure you I have never been even vaguely tempted. If they were presently torturing my whole family and promised to stop and I couldn't dismiss them for some reason I still would not be tempted. I am not insane and I do not take risks lightly."
"I am not going to dispense with any standard safety precaution on the word of a teenage boy. I am indulging you, on my lunch break, because you seemed like you might have something to show me, but if all you have to say is a rehash of the tirade about gags I'm wasting my time."
And he finishes the circle and waits for a demon. "Used to be instant," he mutters.
Eventually he gets a demon.
"I have been informed by this young man that this substance," flask, "is three doses of Polyjuice. Will you accept it in exchange for the complete published works of his younger brother Minor in standard chip form?"
She looks at the Polyjuice. She looks at Aaron.
Nod.
"If Minor'd answered his summons, do you honestly think you'd have sorted it out and sent him home, or do you think someone would've confidently told the judge 'we checked, he's lying' and then kept a fourteen year old kid unable to talk for the next eighty years -"
"The charge wasn't lying, it was encouragement to suicide, he might've been cleared even if the court determined his allegation was false if they thought he'd added enough disclaimers... it's still illegal to encourage people to commit suicide even if they turn into daeva. I can try to have it reviewed as a noncircling offense."
"And daeva have basically human-range psychology and hobbies and so on and prefer the pronouns associated with their appearance in the case of every single one I've talked to and you could give the demons in Ganymede the option to select a preferred pronoun instead of being called 'it'."
"When you have just courts other people are less motivated to help their loved ones evade it. When you have blindingly incompetent courts that do not recognize the personhood of their defendants or offer them humane conditions, you get people who don't want to subject their little brother to that."
" - I mean, I asked him why he wanted to die, said there were interdimensional magic solutions if he was clinically depressed or something, and if he was in a bad home situation I could just take him to another dimension and give him a couple billion to start over with, and if he still felt that way about it in six months I'd do it but it's kind of amazing what living in a safe environment with cool people your age can do, and it's not irreversible like becoming a daeva is, and he'll get to spend forever as a daeva anyway. And he said sure he'd try it so he's in another dimension with a ton of money now and my brother's checking in on him to make sure he's happy and making friends and stuff and hopefully he'll be okay but if in six months he wants to die I'll do it, I gave my word."
I emailed the prison people about the pronouns thing and they said the Pancelestial Fellowship of Gender Minorities got on their case for guessing and left them alone when they said 'okay, we'll just call them all "it" till otherwise specified' but this was a long time ago and I don't think the PFGM still exists so I told them maybe they could ignore that now.
"Probably won't summon her, that's kind of invasive, I more wanted to look up if she's a human who might not want the GCP to know she's now a demon - I won't tell, obviously, but we're kicking up a fight about how Minor's not lying so they might find out. We can shelter you guys if they get circling-level angry at you but doesn't quite seem like their style -"
"Parentally sure, I just think it would've been better if she left him at a safe surrender site and he had like, books and routine access to food and opportunities to look at plants sometimes? Limbo is drab in a way that I suspect is really bad for kids moreso than adults."
Nod.
He writes Colleen and Kayanda and says that he heard they were worried about Ganymede and he had a workaround, they could be summoned to just outside a portal and then open the portal and go right back into Hell and by virtue of being technically on a summons can't get circled no matter what, which might be important because Ganymede just found out about ex-summoners daevafying.
He's still not going back to Hell. He does point out that they've stopped contradicting it - "which is good, because the coverup wasn't going to last much longer and it would have been terribly damaging to their credibility to keep insisting it was a lie decades after everyone believed it."
He emails the Sesame Street Luna guy to say he'll take a role if he can commute from Earth instead of taking summons for it.
They want to start him off not speaking lines for a few episodes to ease the kids into it but he will be doing cute helpful things like sneaking Cookie Monster some cookies and duplicating toys that are the subject of arguments between Muppets, then sneaking off going "shhhhh" at the camera. When he starts talking they have a little speech for him about how demons do all kinds of things to help people but nobody wants them to talk. Can he sing?
"So," he said, "I haven't actually talked at all about whether you should daevafy. That's mostly because people threatened to lock me up and I won't do things under threat, ever. It's really important to me that everyone know they can never, ever get anything they want by threatening me. But now that it's pretty obvious to the Ganymede Idiot Cops that threats seriously didn't work, I can say what I think, and what I think is that you should wait. I wish I was still human. I'd have rights. I could go out in public without worrying that some idiot would try to shoot me and kill innocent people. It would be universally agreed upon that I should be allowed to talk. You're going to get to be a daeva for the rest of forever, you don't have to start right now. If you're in a bad situation, write me and I'll try to fix it. If you have an abusive family, you won't have to go back to them. If you don't think you can do anything useful or cool or interesting with your life while you're still human - you're wrong. There are billions of worlds. There are some of them where, like, 'speaking English and being able to finish summoning circles and knowing what indoor plumbing is' would be super helpful. It's your choice. But if you care what I think, I think you should wait, and I'll give you whatever I can to help make waiting a better option."
Jake's trial takes a long time to wind through the courts; a war crimes approach doesn't suffice, but they end up constructing a similar legal approach to evaluating crimes committed in the pursuit of the destruction of unjust social institutions like slavery, forced migration, factory farming, concentration camps, and so on. The burden is on the defense to demonstrate that there was an ongoing atrocity, the atrocity was permitted under local law and the actor had no meaningful expectation of successful legal recourse, the actor selected targets for their value in ending the atrocity and took reasonable measures to reduce collateral damage, and the actor is able to testify that given nonviolent avenues of pursuing an end to the atrocity they would in the future take them.
Jake's lawyer delightedly demonstrates each point, at some length. He is acquitted; one Elf animal rights group gives him a medal.
You don't have jurisdiction. You can't take criminals who harmed human beings and declare them innocent. If you don't care if demons hole your planets that's one thing but having determined you're incompetent to look out for the interests of human victims we find you unsuitable to try their attackers.
Cir's aunt Sirix shows up in Milliways stark naked with writing on her, is promptly locked up for violating the nudity rule, kills herself in the cell, is released to her family, and Cir informs Bright that Ingwë tries to start a war when Jake accidentally takes a new GCP circle.
Jake is very emphatically warned not to do that and maybe Maitimo should spend more time at home making sure that Valinor is stably handling the transition into multiversal superpower because fuck.
Ingwë asks what he is supposed to do if people who are his concern are imprisoned by the human lunatics.
"I don't know. We should be careful to avoid that."
"Sure. But given that it had happened -"
"Wars are very terrible."
"I know that."
"I permitted slavery to go on in Godspring for sixteen months in order to prevent wars."
"Well, I would have advised you not to do that if I'd known you were doing it."
"I don't know if I should have done that. But anyone who thinks it's obvious either direction is not someone I can collaborate closely with on fixing everything."
"If Jake had tortured slavers to death, and in so doing ended slavery -"
"Then I imagine the courts in Revelation would see it your way, and be inspired to invent the same approach to law that we were inspired to invent. Unfortunately, the actual nature of the crime and of the trial contributes to the humans' xenophobia and they have something of a crippling problem with that. War would not fix it."
"We would have won."
"No one would have won."
"That's very poetic but it's not true at all. We would have won."
Bright decides to do more work at home; he appoints his Larya to the lead role in dot-related concerns on Godspring.
"Oh, no, this I've nothing to say that isn't all over the news back home. What a mess. I couldn't possibly have concocted a defendant as sympathetic to my constituents as Celendra - did you hear about that case? - and since then it's been hard to salvage the confidence of my allies back home in the capacity of the GCP to deliver justice."
"We were hoping at one point to develop a unified-across-the-multiverse way of handling crimes by daeva, so that no matter where they got into trouble - and often they hardly have any idea what jurisdiction they're in, really - they could expect the same reaction. That's not going to work, because I will never persuade our courts or my King to accept the gagging, the lack of an appeals process, the inability to hire their own attorneys, everything to do with the Way case...given that, the thing worth fighting for seems to be a noninterference policy, where we prosecute crimes against us and you prosecute crimes against you and Godspring and Hazel can eventually set up their own systems or start reporting problems to whichever extant organization they are most philosophically aligned with. Since there are still hundreds of circles out for Swan, who was distinctly in our jurisdiction and is currently serving a four hundred year sentence in our world, I can't persuade my allies that the GCP is interested in such a noninterference policy, and I think the Vanyar are now inclined to offer asylum and accountability under our law to anyone facing prosecution in a jurisdiction with procedures they consider inhumane."
"That fairy they asked us to grab, as a trade for Cam, because they'd been looking for him for a century with no success. I am less than delighted with the court decision there but they're looking to precedent. Someone gets accidentally summoned to an Earth in 1941, goes and tortures Hitler and six of his top leadership to death, are we going to prosecute them?"
"I understand. It isn't the decision I would have handed down, but so it goes - there're a couple Elven jurisdictions where the monarchs do in fact wield relevantly absolute power but somehow I don't think that'd be any more popular. So there are a couple approaches we can take. One, I can have my staff put a ton of pressure on the Vanyar to abandon the idea of offering asylum to prisoners who they don't think will get a just hearing in the jurisdiction where they committed the crime. We are their biggest trading partner, with the wholehearted cooperation of the GCP I probably have the leverage to get that agreement.
The reason I haven't thrown my weight behind that solution is because I have a sinking feeling I know where it goes. Hazel announces in ten years that they're keeping wayward daeva in Azkaban - have you heard of it -"
"Hazel has these things called Dementors. They're magical creatures, and they feed on positive emotions. Their effect on everyone in their presence is to make them incapable of experiencing happiness, and to slowly erase their joyful or peaceful memories until all they are left with is the worst moment of their life, experienced over and over again. Hazel used these creatures to staff their prisons, until recently, when a vigilante went around with a fairy and grabbed all the Dementors they could find and threw them into deep space. Azkaban was the largest such prison, with a few hundred Dementors and enough human staff to prevent the invariably suicidal occupants from starving or harming themselves in their cells."
Melo frowns. "I feel like if the Elves believe Ganymede is inhumane there are better ways to express that than to develop new legal apparatus specifically to acquit someone who by his own admission committed what were unambiguously in the relevant location serious violent crimes."
Headshake. "We're talking about four or five different actors with different motives. The Vanyar decide Ganymede is inhumane and other places might be even worse and they want to have a legal framework to try people themselves, as an alternative. The Valar are asked to do something about a fairy who Ganymede has been unable to arrest for a century, and they arrest him. The fairy's defense attorney decides to take advantage of the lack of precedent to establish footing for a defense of his client. The courts consider the legal argument persuasive. No one acquitted the fairy to make a point about Ganymede, and everyone aware of Ganymede was very upset about the ruling because it so obviously precludes future cooperation."
"I can't countermand our courts but I agree that this decision speaks poorly of them. If Ganymede doesn't want lots more instances of this it'd really help if they revised their procedures; they could even make an end to such interference a condition of the revisions, I think I can talk Ingwë into that."
"I wish I could say the same but recent events have been among my least favorite experiences and I only dimly hope that you'll be reasonable about this. I've just had to gut my organization over a demonic vlog and a sabotaged forensics department and to the best of my ability to tell the international community thinks the Ganymede Circle Police exist solely to offend them personally, or maybe they think we persecute daeva at random for entertainment? As though there are no real threats, no real constraints on our resources that mean we cannot be judged as though omnipotent, no real reason to react strongly when indestructible extradimensional creatures terrorize the people they were summoned to help. The GCP was willing to work with your people when it seemed like you were willing to perform good faith trades, when it seemed like we were all on the same side, but the buck keeps getting passed to other agents who always turn out to have their own motives and no useful accountability at only the most inconvenient times and frankly I will need very strong assurances to believe that anything you tell me today is more than empty platitudes easily ignored by anyone who could decide that you are not relevantly entitled to make agreements for them this week!"
"I actually think it might be valuable for the GCP to have relations formally with Elven polities other than the Noldor, but if you're shortstaffed at the moment perhaps it's the wrong time to encourage that. I have no assurances on offer but to the extent you are constrained by resources shortages that sounds like something I might be qualified to fix."
"It seemed like that to us too, until the Valar turned out to be dimwitted vigilantes unqualified to produce a verifiably arrested arrestee long after they claimed to have finished the job! That is not an ally, let alone a resource, that is an agent of chaos accusing us of barbarism in one breath and disappearing accused daeva to a location no one can reach without their assistance where they are held untried for weeks in an operation our sources suggest received no publicity in any daeva realm except insofar as word of mouth passed on the information that they returned home to only minor inconvenience and completely destroyed deterrent effect!"
"I regret not making it clear in advance that we would not use more force than necessary to ensure the criminals never harmed anyone again, and not asking you for your standards of 'verifiably arrested'. It is still not clear to me why the demon-aided forensic verification, which is quite straightforward, does not suffice, but this is the first I'd heard of a sabotaged forensics department."
Ms. Chua facepalms. "Yes, so straightforward, it is astonishing that I must give remedial lessons - demons create material objects! A binding is not a material object! A circle is, or can be, but a snapped binding will not be reflected in the circle! An individual's surroundings are a material object but the supposed magical protections placed by the Valar are not! And you have not even mustered that force; a fairy who tortured seven men and women to death because he did not care for their careers has been set as free as your preposterous excuse for a court can make him, by your own admission! With this sort of precedent about I would not be astonished to wake up on fire because I know what you all think of my line of work, how dare I organize the summoners who make sure that the furniture angel is contained in a safe binding in a facility that exceeds all pancelestial standards for humane conditions, how dare I make certain that my employees who are already at elevated risk of assassination by lunatics who wish to release their demons at least will not lose their souls on the way, how dare I object to benevolent aliens who had not heard of daeva five years ago or human trial procedures last month swooping in to insist that everything be done their way! Did I complain when you bought demons fancy lawyers? No! They can have all the lawyers they like! Do I complain about the Elves swarming my prison nightcycle and daycycle because they think the daeva are lonely? No! That at least is their right! But to fundamentally undermine the entire system with the grace of a kindergarten production of Elephant's Dance is too far!"
"When a daeva is on summons you can conjure for a scale model of their current summoner. The summoners can visit you in Ganymede; they each only have one summons, and you can look at them and check that the binding has not been snapped and is exactly as described. You can thus verify the whereabouts of the daeva, the binding they are under, and the intact state of that binding. You can do this on demand, I don't mind shuttling summoners around if it brings you peace of mind."
"You can bring me no peace of mind by demonstrating to me that the fairy who mutilated seven people and left them for their spouses and children to find is oh so verifiably released just as the trial transcript says! Do not insult me by pretending any of this is about peace of mind!"
"'people are acquitted who should have been convicted' is a separate complaint from 'arrests cannot be verified', are we in agreement on a satisfactory arrangement for verifying arrests such that we can move on to discussing the concern of wrongful acquittals?"
"One was acquitted, three took plea deals and are under bindings that prevent them from ever causing harm again, one is serving three hundred years minimum. We do not have and never had the capacity to hand the daeva over for trial. I reviewed my transcripts of that conversation and I said 'we can travel into the daeva realms; it's not safe for us but the Valar can do it safely', from which I regret that it was misunderstood that we possessed a way to impose a binding on a daeva who was not taking a summons. We do not possess such a means, and you don't possess a way to handle them without it."
"You handled some of them for trial, for some definition of trial, and lawyers are portable. A parole officer visit once every decade is not what I would call 'serving' and your plea deals are ridiculous. No deterrent effect. Every daeva who hears that you offer deals like that will perform whatever mayhem they like so long as they only feel the need to do it once!"
"If we observe that to occur the court would consider that a reason to issue harsher sentences. Harsh deterrence also deters innocent daeva from taking summonses at all, leaving the pool of summons-accepting daeva one which is unusually willing to risk events with a serious downside for them; at this time our belief is that the effects on innocent people from artificially making it costlier to accept summons outweighs the benefits of deterring troublemakers."
"Before you got here I was saying to the president that I think we're past the point where a unified response to daeva can reasonably be hoped for, and it makes more sense to establish an agreement with respect to jurisdiction, so daeva who do wrongs in your world can expect to answer to Ganymede and daeva who do wrongs in ours to us. Does that work for you?"
"I can't achieve the jurisdiction agreement without your help. I would love to discuss with you how we could achieve it together but if we leave things as they currently stand I doubt very much I will be able to make it happen. It involves persuading six or seven Elven polities to agree never to offer daeva wanted by Ganymede asylum, and our headlines are all full of profiles of this adorable fourteen-year-old child you're currently trying to arrest and I need your help to get anywhere."
"You have just claimed you can't achieve it, period, that you can't turn over those five who we never should have trusted you with in the first place - can't believe I listened to him - you will find the going very hard if you shelter criminals who have aggressed against human citizens. President Melo -"
"Surely you don't think you can convict the kid?" asks the President.
"I don't! I think it needs to go to trial! Apparently being videogenic grants him diplomatic immunity as far as Elves are concerned and they've appointed themselves obstructions in the matter accordingly!"
"I can't turn over the five defendants no matter what, because there does not exist any means of forcing a daeva to take a summons. I can, with your help, achieve an agreement not to summon future defendants, but I am a politician and I work within the constraints of politics and it is very hard for me to successfully push for your interests when everyone I am talking to has mostly heard of you as the people who are trying to arrest a child. - also, if you don't mind, why does it need to go to trial if no one involved thinks there's any chance it'll result in a conviction -"
"Because that is the procedure and it has to be followed predictably and regardless of how long he had been around before he induced half a dozen minors to take their own lives! How do you live with yourself? Those children are dead but he looks charming on camera and you can't convince your people that there should be a formal investigation into those deaths? I am sure that you can find equally appealing photographs of the deceased. President Melo, wouldn't you find it difficult to sell your constituency on relations with Elves if they knew that the angel who burned down half the Opportunity Arcology was released on plea bargain without trial and was going to stay that way? How long are you planning to cover it up?"
"Well - as long as he can't take more summons and no one has to worry about getting him at random -"
"That will not satisfy them all!"
" - would it also help any for them to know it was an accident? Because it was an accident. The angel has a severe clinical anxiety disorder, was summoned for the first time, had a panic attack, and due to an inadequate binding caused damage during the panic attack. He has been curled up at home absolutely paralyzed with terror ever since."
"I want you to stop evading about what you can and cannot do such that we only discover the problems with your intentions after you can claim it is too late to remedy the situation! I want you to cease to indulge your vendetta against my organization - it cannot possibly be the only thing about our entire civilization that could be making headlines, I find it deeply suspicious that it is my prison and my prison alone which is swarming with Elves - and I want you to stop sheltering daeva who have attacked human beings from human justice and stop pretending you have every right to do so!"
"The necessity of greater clarity about our limitations has been very firmly impressed upon me. I have no vendetta against your organization and would not choose to pursue it by stirring up complaints that make me wildly unpopular at home, and I will fight tooth and nail to get my neighbors to agree to forbid offering daeva asylum but I state once again that my odds of achieving that are slim without your help. The Noldor have already agreed not to do that ourselves, of course."
"No. I would ideally like you to find someone charismatic who can go with me to heads of state and make the case for the human perspective less, ah, divisively than you made it to me today. I would have an easier time if you gave daeva an appeals process and demons a gag that permitted them to write letters to their families."
"My charismatic employees have gotten nowhere! They let you run circles around them! And now there are five daeva we cannot arrest no matter how many circles we lay out because you've inserted your own ideas of how to handle them without being asked! We cannot adjust the bindings of already arrested demons and my active summoners are avoiding Ganymede like the plague because they are afraid of the Elves who are so upset about the pancelestial-guideline-exceeding prison conditions and think if they set foot there to, say, allow the demons to write for non-trial purposes, something might happen to them - it does not help that your court just effectively affirmed the right to torture people to death if they're involved in institutions you don't care for!"
President Melo appreciates it!
Ms. Chua issues a press release with the least charitable possible spin on the whereabouts of the five daeva. "I regard the Elves as utterly untrustworthy," is the pull quote. Some of his meetings with non-Melo Presidents are less pleasant.
That's okay. He has the fuller version of the story, and where he has an opening he impresses upon them that he thinks humans should have jurisdiction over human behavior but that getting the whole multiverse to agree to never offer daeva asylum might be hard unless the GCP is willing to give daeva an appeals process - "so I think it's very much in our mutual interest to make that happen."
"With consent of the victim or if relevant their family, and why would they want to let the daeva appeal? I'm having a hard time persuading everyone that that constitutes due process, especially after the numerous recent miscarriages of justice - "
"Trust me, there is at this very moment a fork of me yelling at the policymakers responsible for that miscarriage of justice also. But, uh, perhaps you got a more complete explanation than I did about why the GCP insisted vocally for months that ex-summoners becoming daeva was a lie, and then suddenly went silent about it, I was just told that it was a forensics mishap. And they've been unable to find new forensics demons. And there were a bunch of irregularities in the Celendra trial, pointing to the daeva not in practice having access to the right to have disputed claims verified forensically even back when the GCP, uh, had forensics demons..."
"She got off at appeal after being wrongfully convicted in the first place; she missed watching her daughter grow up in the meantime. A key witness was not permitted to testify in another recent trial because the judge had been mistakenly told she was an imposter; they didn't bother giving him a retrial because it was a relatively short sentence, but I for one would resent even six weeks wrongfully convicted. I have wholeheartedly thrown my support and my political capital behind the GCP and the call to let humans prosecute human crimes. When these incidents come up they get nonstop coverage back home and they are very bad for the credibility of that cause. Same with the crusade to catch that fourteen-year-old. I know the GCP has to do its job with independence from politics, but appeals and reliably correct forensics are not extraordinary asks."
"The GCP arrested and declined to hand over that demon. I went there to plead with them to reconsider. They agreed on the condition that we hunt down five fugitives for them. If they had agreed without conditions we would never have bothered the five daeva in question and none of this would have come up at all."
"Ma'am, it is impossible to force a daeva to answer a summons. We removed them from the general population so they can never take summons again, never hurt anyone again, but short of I suppose torturing them until they decide to take the circle, there's nothing we can do. We did then offer to hand them over with powerful magic to suppress theirs so the GCP could handle them safely but the GCP didn't feel equipped to do that, and declined. I have showed Chua and her representatives the binding they are under, I agreed with her to a procedure for verifying those bindings. One of them was acquitted and I wish he hadn't been but sometimes the courts acquit people, I could hardly have promised her they'd all be convicted."
"Varda went straight to Ganymede and told them the arrangements that had been made and placed a portal so they could look at the arrestees and make suggestions on further handling. They got upset with her and told her to go away. I wish I'd been there personally to handle communications better but I assure you that Ganymede knew as soon as the arrests happened and were immediately offered all the resources at our disposal to help verify that and handle the arrestees. After they refused we had to develop our own procedure for handling them, which was admittedly ad-hoc and had serious flaws. But Varda went to Ganymede immediately."
"She would have happily arranged from there whatever kind of access they suggested. I expect you would have said 'thank you, now I will need the following things for my officers to safely take them into custody' and then she would have provided that."
"So the problem here," says the GCP liaison, "is that the entirety of Ganymede is architected for daeva who can't get too close to each other without permission, can't make things or move things or change things, etcetera. Nice wide hallways, we bother having a cafeteria, that sort of thing. Being bound by a circle is not technically necessary, but if they're going to access the existing facilities they need to be prevented from harassing each other, escaping, damaging the facilities unless they want to do it by banging their heads on the walls, etcetera. Can that effect be duplicated?"
He takes notes. "I can't think how to do it but we have a lot of resources at our disposal, so probably. Suppressing the magic is easy, preventing escapes - well, I will take the problem home and throw my best people at it. And we can keep exploring for new dimensions until we find one that has a magic way to make them take summons, that's the other possible avenue."
"And if we were on better terms I expect I could help with some of your other problems, but as it stands she doesn't trust me enough for that to work out very well. All the more reason to find a fix to this as quickly as possible. It'd be nice if my people working on this at home could run ideas by you in something resembling real time, without the lightleaper jump to stick ten days' delay into fine-tuning anything workable we come up with. Does the GCP conjure for mail?"
"In the meantime do you suppose there's any way future news releases could indict me, or my government or for that matter my planet, rather than the whole species, as utterly untrustworthy? We were working on a tourism arrangement and a new trade deal and people trust the GCP, if you say we're a species of pathologically scheming liars -"
"My alt confirms that the director of the GCP has decided to double down, purged half the office - including all the moderates, he thinks - told him that he was lying about being unable to force daeva to take summonses - which could be really poor instincts or really good ones, honestly -"
"I mean, I think the full extent of his aims with the GCP was until this week 'get them to have slightly more humane procedures so we can let them handle things, since the Elves suck at it' and now it looks like they might not be reformable into an organization with vaguely humane procedures so now it's just 'handle daeva personally ad hoc out of Milliways because the Elves continue to suck at it, try to limit damage done by GCP'. She doubled down before their goals diverged, and that's why they did."
"I don't blame them for that, but I do think it's indicative of - hmm - some procedural steps that would have prevented that include 'have a line of communications with daeva', 'answer Minor's repeated messages to you', 'phrase your forensics carefully if you're using them to exclude witnesses from murder trials' - 'don't treat your forensics demons so badly that they'll lie pretty much just to fuck you over', 'let the defense present forensic evidence' - then Silva could have presented it in Arati's case -"
"Yeah. I don't think I'd be personally very good at it, the rule of law means sometimes permitting injustices for procedural reasons etcetera etcetera and I would be so tempted to meddle.
I have no idea what we should do, though. I can ask Minor to stop provoking them but honestly I would have wanted the information that this is how they handle a vlog's worth of provocation."
"There wasn't always a right to suicide and it became a high profile issue at around the same time harassment did. Somebody who was on record stating that they wanted to give their meds a shot and stick around at least till some movie came out said something inflammatory on the Internet, and got flooded with messages that just said over and over 'you have a right to suicide'... His boyfriend was a lawyer, it snowballed."
Minor goes to Tirion and makes eight videos with stunning Elven backdrops, talking about Elf history and culture and attitudes towards daeva - "they're pretty cool! Also a lot of them had already heard of me, which is weird, apparently they're super fascinated by Ganymede since they had a few high-profile daeva trials themselves and I come up a lot in Ganymede debates. People randomly give me hugs and tell me to stay safe, which is - nice? People usually don't tell daeva to stay safe, and I guess they have a good reason, but having everyone sort of mentally assume that nothing bad that happens to you is really bad since after all you're indestructible is kind of tiring after a while."
He still makes his appearances on Sesame Street Luna; he doesn't explain himself.
Some of his commenters notice the Sesame Street appearance. They think it's cute. There's already an angel character and a fairy character but they're an adult and a Muppet, respectively, so this is sort of groundbreaking.
Everybody likes the Elf architecture.
The African Union GCP liaison sends Maitimo a message: Good news, apparently it's pretty easy to get a new section of the prison set up to just be a straight antimagic zone, they can do without security fairies there if they need to! Chua even said it's all right if the demons aren't gagged there as long as they can't make anything or escape. That should make the handoff way easier and more palatable for your folks.
That's amazing and, yeah, pretty much resolves all our worries. Nice work! Next steps on my end:
Get formal agreement from the Valar that any future daeva they're asked to retrieve go there (should give them a step by step procedure, they work best with those: for example does the GCP want to be notified before a dropoff, and if so who, and in what medium, and how far in advance of the dropoff do you want the notice; should the daeva be notified before being grabbed (presuming they can't flee) and what should be the wording of the notification (this prevents issues like 'the fairy is flying with her pet cat, gets grabbed, cat dies')). Can you help me out with the details for that?
Get formal agreement from relevant local governments that if anyone summons a daeva to get them asylum, they can be permissibly relocated in this manner (this is a much easier sell than 'they should be forced to dismiss the daeva', unsurprisingly) - I don't need anything from you here, I'll send you updates. The relevant jurisdictions are the Vanyar, the Falathrim, the Teleri, the Mithrim, the Iathrim, the Avari, and of course us but I'll have our law through by tomorrow, called someone up to draft it just now.
File court orders for relocation of the five daeva your director wanted originally - I'm expecting their lawyers to object, we'll see how strenuously. I could have the request for a court order in by the filing deadline tonight if there's anything on fire on your end that we can douse with some tangible progress here, or I can tell the lawyers to make it more airtight, submit in a week or two.
The court cannot technically order the Valar to do anything (I know, I know...) but they are very responsive to the argument that they ought to be accountable and so on; I have a friend near Taniquetil who I expect can secure their agreement to abide by the results of 3). If this fails there are probably still some ways to do a transfer once I have a court order.
You should really have your own GCP liaison, maybe one per jurisdiction, but we're shortstaffed; I can put an ad out for you if you want. That'd be who you'd tell. I can pull double duty in the meanwhile, Africa's heavy on long term summonses that are mostly pretty chill and we don't have many incidents. We're fine with giving notices (it's usually impossible but e.g. we sent that vlog demon a notice even before putting out the circles). Airtight in a week or two is better than sloppy tonight, it's not an on-fire emergency since at least they can't run amok in the meantime.
Ms. Chua expressed some sentiments last time we spoke to the effect that lawyers are portable, if you think it'd be helpful we'd be happy to bring some of yours out here. I talked with my counterpart in Alqualondë over lunch, they're tentatively okay with a no-shelter law for rape and murder but not for property damage and specifically not for vlogging, how hard should I push on that?
Vlog demon's not even in Alqualondë, he's in Hazel - though he was here this week, actually - so it's an entirely theoretical point at the moment. It's not luck that one didn't have casualties, the angel pulled the fire alarm before starting the fire, but I am agreed that similar situations could arise where it is luck.
And a few days later - okay, haven't made the lightleaper trip over to Endorë yet but Valimar and Alqualondë have both agreed to no-shelter laws for violent crimes generally, they're debating specific wordings, this morning's drafts are attached (just key bits, I'm paying per character here). Won't be a problem with people trying to rescue daeva from your custody in future.
Leaving for Endorë now, contact my staff at this address if you need anything while I'm in transit. (I'll take a demon but if she wants to go home can't summon a new one.) Valar agreed to set it up for you and to deposit any future dangerous daeva there. If you have anyone you need they could do that now.
Yeah. We look into it, verify your forensics - no offense or anything, but that was a major sticking point. This does not take longer than six hours. If they're on active summons outside our jurisdiction we let you know. If they're home or here we send a local messenger (another daeva of same type) if we can find anyone who lives within reasonable transit distance (< 12 hours) of there. Local messenger informs them that they're under arrest, such and such charges, and should expect to be transferred to Ganymede in ten minutes. Ten minutes later they show up in the antimagic zone.
I'm glad she found someone, a sticking point last time we talked was that none of our offers of verification were meaningful until you had somebody. If they're farther than that then if they're a demon we'll write them, same form of notice, give them six hours to check their mail, and otherwise they don't get notified but we'll wait to do the transfer until they are not holding or telekinetically supporting anything irreplaceable or alive.
Once they're notified if they don't put it down that's their lookout (Valar think they could maybe save an animal if warned anyway). If they're out of notification range and hanging onto something then Valar can notify them directly, they just prefer that be a last resort because it was disruptive last time they tried it. Forensics dispute we'll send you our exact wording and our conclusion, compare notes, ultimately we won't go ahead without evidence the daeva was present at the crime and is currently either unbound or bound by one of the people under the jurisdiction agreements I'm hammering out right now but we won't insist on evidence they're guilty or anything, that's for trial.
I can think of some ways it fails and you guys get annoyed - presently on a long term Hazel summons means we're not touching it and I think Hazel's got a reasonable number of those. I am not trying to negotiate a jurisdiction agreement with Queen Victoria though if you guys manage to secure one we'll abide by it once it exists. Godspring also has a patchwork of local kings, barons, etc. but there we have an in and also a bottleneck on summoning, I think I can get someone who's presently in Godspring dismissed and then they're a fair target.
If the daeva get out of the anti-magic field - but I assume you're taking that sufficiently seriously.
Yeah. Ganymede is on, well, Ganymede, to make sure even fairies would have a while before they got anywhere they could be trouble and they can be dismissed in time if there's some kind of accident, but that won't work for this batch; is there a way to contact the Valar in an emergency?
A week later, treaties coming along, and someone suggested that the orcs might be amenable too if someone who isn't an Elf asks them, does Ganymede have people you'd want to represent you for that? Valar think they could exempt specific daeva from the antimagic, they don't have it yet but apparently it looks possible in principle, does that work? Valar can send people unclothed unless daeva can incorporate an explosive vest into their indestructibility somehow, in which case no can do; my mail demon thinks that would be really really hard and pretty much impossible on short notice but we can't count on short notice and 'really really hard' is not quite where I want the bar for safety, suggestions?
Ran this by a team of people and they came up with another potential complication; there are a few Godspring mage daeva and will eventually be more of them, this arrangement is probably insecure against greenmages, forensics cannot conveniently check for that. Could just avoid arresting ex-humans from Godspring in this manner, at least for the time being, but I want that formalized somewhere so it doesn't get forgotten first project handoff. Have you gotten a summary of Godspring magic?
We're not really equipped for diplomacy per se and would rather attach somebody to an existing diplomatic arm of some kind. If they can exempt specific daeva then that'll work great, our security fairies are all long term and really good. I think incorporating explosives into indestructibility is a contradiction in terms but they could maybe incorporate things that would become explosives if disincorporated; however, again, we've never had this problem. Attentive security fairies can keep an explosion contained but ours usually don't have to be attentive on quite that moment to moment a level...
The more I think about this the more I wonder if it's worth it. I think Chua thinks the only way to get the daeva punished is to do it ourselves, though, is she right?
We have reason to want arrangements like this to be possible, even if it's not worth the risk in your star system - there are dimensions where people hatch from eggs, it's a significant medium-term concern of ours to figure out what to do if Hell finds out about them. Elven courts are more than willing to remove daeva who might hurt people from circulation, but punishment is -
- for cultural context here, the evil god who uploaded and tortured hundreds of millions of people during the recent war, and regrets it not at all, and promises to do it again if he got the chance, is in the coziest VR setup it was possible to arrange for him. I was one of the people uploaded, and I'm pretty much satisfied with that outcome. I think there were about a thousand signatories on the petition to execute him but it was very emphatic about proposing that because of the risk he'd eventually get loose, not merely because he deserved it. We would probably have to observe a case of someone making trouble in expectation they'll get lenient sentencing to persuade our courts to punish for deterrence, and they'll never punish just for the emotional satisfaction of the victims. Which is why I am trying to arrange for us to just not touch crimes against humans; some cultural differences are best handled by letting us each do things our way.
His mail demon is a big fan of Macalaurë's and agreed to do mail hourly in exchange for attending all his live performances and occasionally meeting him for lunch. Macalaurë finds the arrangement very flattering and it's terribly convenient. He asks for the trial tapes.
Yes, understood. I'll work on it. - don't know if it was mentioned, but some Elves can talk to animals, that's part of the reason for the strength of the reaction to there being torture factories full of them, people are thinking of it as something much closer to 'torture factories full of people'.
I very dearly wish he'd been convicted, don't get me wrong, but we are not eager to enshrine 'they didn't know better' in our laws as a defense when we're encountering worlds with slavery and so on. They don't know better and nonetheless absent a nonlethal means of freeing slaves we will free slaves, absent a nonlethal means of closing torture factories we will close torture factories...
I am doing and will keep doing everything I can. I've challenged the sentencing, I've challenged the framework, I've met the judges for dinner, I'm filing appeals, I'm trying to feel out whether I can get anywhere by talking to the fairy, but characterizing it to your society as 'foreign court decides torturing people to death is okay' is your decision. The press releases I have seen have seemed very deliberately designed to have people as terrified and distrustful of our process as possible. If that's to put pressure on me, consider me pressured, and stop digging a hole.
It's good to have as an option for anything that bad. We also have (extremely costly and restricted) access to goldmages, who do limited time travel, so if another planet is ever holed tell us as quickly as you can and we'll undo it and warn you in time.
Minor turns fifteen. Not that he's been keeping track of how long it's been subjectively, but it's his birthday by Revelation's calendar and with Hazel stalled he may as well go by that. He misses taking summonses; he makes more videos instead. He delivers his speech on Sesame Street Luna about how demons are very helpful but no one wants to let them talk.
The prosecution's strongest argument is in fact that he didn't show. The defense establishes that he has seldom actually even discussed suicide and does not do so in an encouraging manner and that his absence can be explained by his "well-documented activist beliefs" better than by expectation of a guilty verdict.
Lecture lady! She has an hour of opinions on the suicide thing. Apparently she didn't think she wanted kids until she was thirty and Minor had better make sure he's doing his best to watch out for all those impressionables watching his videos. Here is a book of candy recipes make something nice for your little girlfriend.
She's probably lonely. People in societies without a Timothy or too big for the Timothy to know everyone are probably desperately lonely sometimes.
But she could still let him talk.
He flashcards 'thank you' and writes Miranda with the story and the list of items he now owes her should she like them.
Sigh. "When Ganymede was trying to arrest me for the vlog I thought about showing up for the trial unbound with my summoner back home in Hazel but Cam said probably hundreds of people would die in riots. I'm not going to risk anybody but - that's not a very stable way for the world to be, at all, dunno how to make it better..."
"I think I'm the only demon to try the vlog thing and considering how many people tried to kidnap me as a result I sorta wouldn't recommend it. Cam's cool, though. He helped me through demon med school after I got this one horrible summons to the site of an accident and I decided I needed to know how to help people..."
"Uh, one of the things I was learning how to do was safely administer drugs, the New Guinea summons there were people trapped under a building and we did amputations and replacements - which sucks but it works - blood transfusions you have to know exactly what you're doing, same with patching wounds, but it's possible -"
The protest is peaceful start to finish, although it does divert some ground traffic and they get yelled at about that. More signs include "Way To Kill Half Revelation's Efficiency Gains" and "If The Binding's Broken A Babysitter Won't Fix It" and "Recall Trausch! Vote Krier!".
His summoner tells him that he's in Luxembourg ("is that weird not knowing where you are?") and they are having this protest now because an election's coming up and the incumbent is very much in favor of escort laws, which are up for reexamination in the EU in a few months.
"After a couple of days of being continuously attacked with a flamethrower one of them stepped too close and I dragged him into the circle and was scary and then they let me go. If you don't consider keeping a daeva kidnapping and you don't consider attacking a daeva with a flamethrower assault then you probably think that warrants menacing charges or something."
Felicie talks politics with anybody who wants to talk politics. No, she isn't his summoner, she's a protestor. People start experimenting with how big the stuff he'll make can be. Will he make this person a shuttle? Is he willing to leave the circle and come make stuff other places? How did he get involved in this?