In Godspring, there appears a winged girl.
The Elves are taller than anyone else, and dressed differently, and graceful. They walk a person up to some sort of control on the wall and press shiny lights in a sequence. Then the person flips a switch and then - nothing.
A while later a winged person appears. They have some kind of exchange and then the winged person vanishes.
The lines get shorter and eventually everyone has been seen. Most of them leave. Some stay; some of the ones who stay are clearly pleading for something or other. One person gets agitated and goes flying through the air and gets gently set down some distance away.
After that everyone disperses.
The Elves come outside and start singing.
"- the reason the Elves won't help is that she's little, yeah. They've got their rules, there's more at stake than our little mortal lives, you know. They don't approve of slavery, but they sure weren't going to end it faster than it said on the plan. Lara's sick, but she can't hold down a button and we couldn't dare inconvenience a daeva. You could carry her to Helar but I don't think it'd be good for her to be separated from us. I could summon a fairy to do it but I'm banned from summoning..."
"If you step in a godspring before you're six years old one of the gods chooses you and you become a mage. The springs here run white and green and silver and bronze, but it's different everywhere. And then you can do a kind of magic. Some of the kinds stay when you become a daeva but some of them go away - whites go away - anyway, they live at the temple-guilds because they need a lot of help, and they sell their services, and ordinary people can't afford it. These days I think it's mostly the Elves buying things up, though they say they don't mean to."
"Uh, so, they take kids and dip 'em in the magic fountains and the kids get powers - there's an associated religion but as far as I can tell it's as unsubstantiated as the Earth ones? And the powers vary but they come with serious drawbacks, usually like mindfuckery of some kind. And these places spring up around a godspring and sell mage services and take care of the mages who are fucked up from having done too much magic."
"Uh, I think they've got white, green, silver, and bronze, here? Whites do healing, greens do - conditioning? Like, giving you instincts or changing how averse you feel to something, stuff like that. Dunno what the green drawback is, the white drawback is that their immune system's really weak and they're sick their whole lives and then die young. No idea how the other two work."
"Thanks."
She "waits" for another hour, writing things down and looking plausibly impatient, and then takes off again. Lands by a random person not in one of the mage uniforms, asks if they've seen her friend, he's yea high doesn't look at all local he's an angel too, he said he was going to find somewhere to learn things about mages but the Temple-Guild doesn't have him?
...and everyone thinks she can't summon because she's an angel so they won't let her -
- but -
Hmmm where is she relative to that godspring, is it more efficient to fly or -
Nope she'll need the oomph for a teleport.
She writes down lots of facts from the computer and then flies off somewhere nobody's looking and forgets them all.
She lands in the water.
She is not.
She flies to a different dot.
She looks.
(Blackmages' drawback is intrusive, worthless facts. They hit her brain a little more forcefully than she was expecting. Fifty-seven years ago exactly 600,328 raindrops occupied just exactly such an altitude over a period of six hours above this square mile. It's as obvious as pain, more obvious than what she's actually trying to look at, if these kept accumulating she could see how she'd lose the ability to function, but she can sing it away, and she does.)
(She copies out the circle onto her paper, sings gone information about the density of magma fifty miles belowground to translate it.)
(She looks at things and listens to things and writes down things until she has enough to go home.)
A banner on his site urges readers in the EU to vote against escort laws. He and Theodore race dragons under yet another banner screaming "DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!" He comes up with, and advises various authorities of, more exploits - some phrasings of 'don't affect the area outside your circle except by being visible' allow for illusions -
- and he takes summons, of course. He doesn't have every language in Godspring yet.
Minor curls his wings around himself and thinks.
He thinks for a while. He imagines explaining to Miranda.
He wants to think longer, think more, but he's not having new thoughts.
And then he makes himself invisible, shrinks the circle, tears off a sleeve of his shirt and Transfigures it into a bird with broken wings.
He sets the bird just outside the decoy circle. It shrieks in agony.
Minor is crying.
Minor collapses on the floor. "There's a world where people hatch from eggs and they're summoning daeva for the immortality - started today - they'd done a couple dozen when I got one - the eggs are right there being really obvious stunningly pretty large eggs people'll make 'em just out of curiosity -"
He narrows the timeline down until he can tell how she jumped. "- yeah, they have interdimensional transit. Don't know how the targeting works or why she went for Godspring, she wasn't wearing anything protective so she must've been able to anticipate habitability - or maybe they'd done it before -" members of that species who'd been on Godspring ever?
It's just her.
Been in any of the worlds known to them?
Still just her.
"- so no, hadn't done it before. The interdimensional transit is itself a disaster once they become daeva -"
"Hell could be a really brief trip, I go back there when dismissed and get another circle and grab the right one this time. And then Mingling's Arda, fill in the one circle and you can have it detached from everything else. - we can check if they're in the middle of drawing more circles on egg-world, check how much time we have -"
- has the woman who did the interdimensional travel drawn all the circles so far -
"So maybe we can contain it, just - sneak in and replace eggs with inert ones whenever anyone tries it until they conclude it doesn't go. Doesn't solve the interdimensional teleporting people, but - if they're friendly that could be an asset, a non-Milliways way to reach new worlds..."
"My. Little. Brother. Was in the middle of handling an emergency with thousands of lives at stake this afternoon, when the summons he thought was going to get him where he was needed to help instead took him to your house. Remember that? I've never heard anyone mention that dying affected their memory."
He sits down and puts his head in his hands. "I don't know. If I knew I'd be doing that instead of this. I - look, Minor didn't want to hurt you, he's fucking miserable over it, he'd have sat there gagged and terrified and miserable for weeks if it'd only been his own life at stake -
- you could just go home?"
"So if you want we can go downstairs and walk out the front door and you're back home, and we clean up the body and I don't care if you tell your wife and I don't care if Austria mails me citations for not accompanying a daeva of mine, what I care about is that two people have a shitty and traumatizing afternoon instead of having permanently ruined lives. Do you see what I mean? Because if you ruin Minor's life I will absolutely unambiguously without any regrets ruin yours but I can at least acknowledge that that's worse than if I don't have to do it."
He's making a list when they get back inside. Demons who went to egg world, and subsequent conjurations. A minute-by-minute of egg rogue's travels, so they can determine how often she teleported and whether it seemed to require any preparation and what sorts of trips she'd fly in preference to teleporting. Whether she'd been to dimensions besides Godspring. Whether other inhabitants of her planet had.
These four demons besides Minor have been to egg world. They have made ordinary things like breakfast and computer chips and sofas and letters to their friends ("new summons didn't even offer me anything for my time, it's still really hit and miss"). One of them copied an egg person's jewelry, which may be made out of eggshell but doesn't contain any embryos.
Egg rogue does not teleport frequently and preferred to fly medium sized distances. She takes a lot of notes, or seems to - the paper appears blank or very sparse when conjured. She talked to several people. She has only been home and to Godspring and she's the only egg person who has left home.
"Yeah. We also don't have a good way to get there even if we figure out what's going on, if the sand from Minor's shoes doesn't cut it - I guess the wait time's enough that taking randoms next time they start up could do it but then we can only stay a minute and might not get anything more than sand."
"Quite. Okay, do we have any better ideas than fetching shells and getting portaled to egg person world to... what do we even say to her? The circles are obviously for immortality, do we have to say 'your friends and family all have to die because of vague bad actors in another dimension who might hatch some of you'..."
"Uh, they seem to have spied on summoning in Godspring and now they're doing it themselves, drawing in the sand, and we don't know if they know getting the bindings exactly is important and we're pretty sure they don't know that if they say something that sounds like agreement to a task -"
"We're assuming she'll take over translating, right, so it doesn't, like, need to be a teamup of a-Fëanáro-and-a-Macalaurë to figure out the language, so, a you for diplomacy, is there a reason not you specifically that we should get somebody else? Bright because Godspring or anything?"
"The only people in Hell are demons. Demons are all indestructible. Demons - vary - and if there were vulnerable people in Hell some would aid them and some would kill them for fun and some would keep them as prisoners or torture them. The reason there are no other people in Hell is because demons can't make anything with a sufficiently developed mind. They can make species that hatch from eggs by making the eggs very early in development."
"As I am sure you know, they will become daeva when they die. If they can travel between dimensions, some of them will find it entertaining to go cause harm, and daeva who desire to cause harm can cause unthinkable harm, and there will be absolutely no way at all for anyone to stop them."
"They can touch people and make them live ten thousand times as long. There aren't many of them and they have to do it one-at-a-time, and Godspring didn't have any of the reasons it's dangerous to teach summoning. And Godspring has about a billion people."
"We've explained that once everyone's literate they can summon at home instead of having it all go through the dots. Can't use that as motivation here but we'll come up with something. Maybe the fact the rest of the multiverse can only communicate with you in writing will help."
"In Godspring we objected to slavery and not-technically-slavery coercive mage arrangements, in Hazel we dismantled a prison where the prisoners were tortured by happiness-sucking monsters, in Revelation we took issue with the practice of rendering prisoners unable to write, speak, or use symbolic communication of any form..."
" - that's the only thing where them not liking it would outweigh your being happy with it, if your people were happy with it. They will be distressed if you torture animals and they will be distressed if you have various kinds of coercive social arrangements but those they wouldn't tell you to stop."
" - uh, build lots and lots of stacked tiny cages to raise them in and breed them to grow very fast in those cages and cut off their appendages so they can't self-injure in the cages and douse them periodically with noxious chemicals that give them chemical burns because it's cheaper than cleaning the cages? That's a thing lots of places end up doing."
"We have some demons working for us who already know about your world and can conjure regularly for mail addressed to them, which is what the characters at the top of the page are doing. - it looks like conjuring writing from your world doesn't get anything you've burned, so if you burn the contents of mail you send us this won't work."
And he heads back over to the portal and through it into Milliways. "Egg rogue - her name is Tireh - seems an eminently reasonable person and agreed to stop it with the daeva if we give her a better mortality solution. A Vala can handle it, there's only thousands of them."
"We've been calling you egg rogue and your world egg world but you are entitled to suggest other names, and encouraged to suggest ones that don't call attention to the thing that makes your world dangerous. Tireh, this is Timothy, Minor, Cam. You should also meet Ambela, she also invented writing in her world."
"You're a Bell. It's a kind of person. They do things. Like become really furious about their species' lifespan, develop interdimensional transit, go to Godspring, become a mage, go home and teach literally everyone on their home world summoning before their fifth birthday, that's the kind of thing a Bell does."
"He's traumatized, currently believes he's in a malicious hallucination of a class which includes lots of ostensibly ceasing to be in malicious hallucination range so he can't be convinced otherwise readily, and doesn't want to let his husband out of his sight for complicated related reasons."
"I think most of them wouldn't get much added value out of sapient toys instead of basement dwellers or computer game AIs or lemurs or something. Mostly it's people who want kids who'd really go for it. Do we have any excuse for interviewing those daeva specifically, letting you get a sense of them -?"
"If they're on any lists I could pretend I got names off a list. - it used to be the case," he says to Tireh, "that demons who take randoms were, ah, selected for being people you wouldn't want to trust, but we have been making that much less the case lately -"
"- I mean, demons don't need anything. They can make arbitrary material objects, Hell has good media recommendations, live shows appeal to some people but you rarely got that anyway because Revelation gags demons so you couldn't even say what you wanted - the ones who'd take summons were mostly doing it either because they really liked doing altruistic things for ungrateful people who treated them badly, or because they were waiting for those people to slip up. Now there are things on offer for payment which they can't get any other way, and also we're working on treating them better, so your average demon is likelier to take a summons."
"Took the egg summons. Came back. There were eggs right there next to my summoner. Checked in glass - yep, the summoners' species hatched from them - checked how many daeva they'd summoned - dozens of them - wrote Cam - took a circle -
- it was to Vienna, the dad of one of the people who daevafied after watching my show. I tried to gesture that I urgently needed to go home. He threw a brick at my head and left."
"Didn't come back. And I tried to think - you would probably notice I was gone and send somebody, a soul Elf if there was one around, but Milliways, didn't know how long to expect it to take, and it wasn't the sort of thing where if I waited for three hours and no one had come, that meant you were probably going to be there soon, after three hours if you hadn't come I would be in the exact same position except three hours would have passed, so I should make up my mind right away, either way.
I figured they'd summon another couple people while I was waiting to get the message to you. And the people they'd already have summoned would talk to more people. I thought worst case you'd just have a goldmage jump - but can't be sure of that, could be that one randomly jumped recently in Godspring for some silly unrelated reason -"
"So. Trying to let him to let me go would scare him but stood a decent chance of being the difference between someone writing the curators of Hell to say 'hey, have you got the winged people world yet'? and not. So I went invisible, drew his attention, thought he'd dismiss me when he saw I wasn't in the circle."
"I don't think I guessed badly with the information I had, no. Maybe I could've inferred from the fact I didn't get literacy and the circle was in sand that it was just one person doing it, but even so I think there's a significant chance someone'll write the library asking about this world. Could've told Cam 'pause Hell' instead of telling him to get me, I should've just done that and hoped you'd piece it together -"
"I really doubt he wants to see me again, whatever his reason was. Cam says they worked something out so I probably won't spend forever in jail...I knew I might, though, I wasn't going to - if I thought it was worth it to kill someone only if I didn't get in trouble for it that'd be a way of thinking to be suspicious of. Either it was worth it for the minutes or it wasn't."
"I would have been slightly more willing to commit correspondence about the people from Beach - we're calling it Beach - to recorded form, but I probably would have been more confident that I could do it sufficiently obscurely and still be understood by the recipient. Failing that, though - I might have leaned harder on pleading than intimidation but I do think that's stylistic, no way to really guess which would work best on a particular person short of being a Maitimo with a chance to get a read."
"You can tell her what you told me and she'll understand. I could tell her for you, if you'd prefer. Once she has the details she'll mostly be worried about you, about how you're feeling and whether you'll be trapped in Ganymede for years - you're the one who might benefit from her worrying about them; your summoner isn't. I don't think she'll be disappointed at all."
"I suppose, theoretically, if you were infinite in your mental agility and learnedness you could have discerned from microexpressions precisely how to induce a minute of concentration from your summoner using only interpretive dance, but Miranda will not be disappointed in you for falling short of this standard."
" - no - the egg people were just doing summons and dismissals with no task for the immortality, they have interdimensional transit and learned about it on their own and didn't know the implications - then I tried to come home and tell everyone but I grabbed another fucking kidnapping and that's the summoner I killed."
The demons who are not on Davidson's Demon List have still taken summonses before. This one filled out one of the Dwarves' surveys, they could say they got them off the Dwarf list. This one has written parody lyrics for some of Singularity Macalaurë's stuff, if Macalaurë is inclined to come up with an opinion about that which would imply summoning the demon. The remaining two... This one has a name collision in one language with an angel and the angel is on a Davidson's list, they can pretend they wanted the angel instead. This last one has... published controversial opinions on the 2087 Sherlock Holmes Supplements and Adaptations Annotated Bicentennial Compilation like a hundred years ago and once had a medium-term food scarcity alleviation job in Ethiopia for sexual favors? Cam's not sure what to do with that.
"Part of the problem here is that I'm not just making a snap judgment of 'would they make people and terrorize them', I also need to know whether they'll say in passing to a friend 'oh, yeah, and there was those winged people with claws, what's that world called?' and that seems like a lot less of a persistent character trait."
"Well you see I'm a wedding planner - I'm not a generic caterer or a generic decorator and I do not like being asked to make a thousand swanfolded napkins only to be sent home before the big event, it's so demoralizing and also the swanfold is completely out of fashion, has been for a hundred years. There was this really brief window where people thought it was a fantastic deal to just hand the entire thing over to me! List dietary restrictions and flower allergies, show me the venues and the bridesmaids, summon me back day of without a care in the world and watch as everything goes up - I even used to tidy up afterwards if I really liked them - but then for some reason I don't know why it certainly wasn't my fault people typically no longer wanted demon guests and I started getting these rude people who just wanted me to make stuff off a list, no creative input at all, wouldn't even let me complain if they tried to put the maid of honor in eggplant and last season's shoes, it was awful."
"Aren't they just? My favorite is this one with all the lace and the mint green accents - they got divorced six months later, it was tragic, but still some of my best work, you can't expect the wedding planner to do everything - and this is the best cake I ever did over here -"
"I've met a bunch of winged people, here if you flip to item seventeen there's a woman who'd had angel wings installed because she wanted to fly and I had to do her dress around them - you mean recently? The ones in the seal skins? I don't think they were even cut to fit, let alone flatter."
"Well, if you do and also want to marry me you can hash them out with this very opinionated lady with very very long antelope horns. She gave me her portfolio. I think we'd be getting a little ahead of ourselves, though, we haven't actually talked about relationship parameters beyond 'no threesomes with that one god in particular' and 'recreational kinky mind-control is out but if it's for demon-payment convenience then that's all right' -"
Giggle. "I bet this will inspire them to pick proper fork names. Anyway, yes, I know him, I think the Elves've been running half their interplanetary communications off him, and it'd be really useful to be able to communicate properly with the winged people so I think it merits bothering him."
"And most people who wanted to hatch a kid would probably be responsible and take them somewhere with the right gravity far away from radiation and warn their neighbors to be unusually careful, but - most places if you aren't being treated well, or if you just want to live on your own, you can leave.
And a fragile person in Hell sufficiently far away from everyone else in Hell that they wouldn't immediately get killed by accident - well, they'd better hope they like their parents, because they can't leave, not really."
"Where I'm from parents routinely beat their children and children are still usually fond of them, yeah. Being raised by someone from infancy often does that. But not always. Not even because the parents are bad people. Some people you just don't get along with, you know? And those people can be your parents. And it really, really sucks if you're completely dependent on them forever because they're magic and you're not..."
" - ah. I feel like there are a couple Elf kingdoms in Endorë that solicited permission from their gods to pay demons however they pleased, and the gods sent them back a confused - let me look it up -" he does - "yeah they cleared it. I would feel comfortable having that on a list, at least. Gender and species preferences?"
"Girls. Humans are fine as long as they have all their teeth and so on. Or let me fix it, I know how to do that sort of thing. Orcs and Dwarves aren't really very attractive, maybe some of them are. Elves are, right? I haven't seen one in person and the pictures look kind of edited honestly. And those angely people are nice enough looking."
"They've got a local magic system. Doesn't work for anyone else, we've been trying ever since we found out about them. It lets them teleport between dimensions. They all seem neat enough to me, I don't think it'll be a big deal, but two guesses how all the human governments would react to learning there're people who, once they die, will be loose daeva -"
"Uh, Macalaurë needs to learn a sung language and then summon Timako, and I have been tasked with finding pretty Elf girls for Ievo though she observed she expected me to be incompetent at that and I don't know if my alts will be any better. And that's everybody."
"They're friendly. The magic does not appear to be shareable. We tentatively expect they'll keep it if they daevafy. Given that, we would have hesitated to teach them summoning, but they teleported around and did some espionage and picked it up on their own."
"Yep. Not yet, we explained these concerns to the people of Beach and they agreed to stop summoning in exchange for support in finding another means of achieving immortality - the Valar can make them unaging, but not invulnerable - but eventually some of the ones who summoned before we persuaded them to stop will die and by then you will want a Vala arrest procedure."
"Nope - all three until they were confident in who had the fastest response time, then switched exclusively to fairies - but we're hoping that fairies or angels curious about the new world they were summoned to have fewer means of following up. We're monitoring their communications in case they write a friend in Hell asking, but that's not a common occurrence."
"It only makes that particular copy unconjurable, it's not helpful if the information has already been copied. It does work if you'd like, for example, someone conjuring for your complete written works not to find something. A Beach person has to read it, and then they simultaneously forget and erase the information in a magic ritual."
"Probably not. A separate implication of contact with Beach is that we can now if we wish go exploring for new worlds, something we were previously very sharply constrained in doing. The arguments for doing so are humanitarian - most worlds seem to be pre-industrial or early industrial, we can help them out, we could look one up with conjuration in advance and make sure we weren't biting off somewhere with extra complications - the argument against is that there could be extra complications you wouldn't find by that method, like if you'd looked this world up prior to Revelation."
"We can stop time in a world if it does not have active interactions with other world - open circles count as active interactions. So in the Ardas, say, where we have the authority to impose and enforce a ban on summoning during a specific window of time, we could pause the world once there are no open circles. Alternate the Ardas and Godspring, reduce demand. The problem is that daeva might find it upsetting to take a three-hour job and come home two days later, and a single open circle anywhere in the dimension breaks it. We can stop time in all the worlds at once, except for Milliways, and we did that in handling contact with Beach - that's less disruptive, because no one loses time relative to others except the people authorized to be working in Milliways."
"We'll be delighted. - oh, you should know - Milliways has its own security system, which is magically guaranteed to be adequate. That's actually how contact was made with Godspring, some residents of Milliways were curious who could possibly be guaranteed adequate to take an unbound daeva and the answer was 'goldmages' - anyway, I don't expect it to come up but please don't shoot anyone for having an unsafe summons active, you and everyone else are perfectly safe."
"I was not anticipating trouble but would have felt really terrible about failing to communicate on something so easily avoided. Anyway, I have a list of all Beach summoners by name for you, in case you want to also check for whether any of them die."
That's technically a spatial problem, which is autohandled by the establishment, rather than a limitation on Bar's capacity. If they don't all need to be physically at the bar and people want to put ramps or a conveyor belt end or something on her she could provide things in response to prompts on a screen.
Great then they're going to try to identify all the worlds in the multiverse in desperate straits and if Tireh can figure out how to take passengers then she can jump to worlds, grab someone, bring them to Milliways, and thereby pause them. This is bottlenecked by Tireh having to learn enough things for an interdimensional jump so they'll only alert her to 'imminent destruction of planets' sized catastrophes, not mere genocides and so on.
They can spare someone to look at angels and fairies.
"I very much hope so."
They arrange a screen to flash requests at Bar, a demon to do format conversions of the works she produces into something that can be disseminated electronically in Sanity, and a couple hundred thousand Elves with chiplocked computer installations to read, distill, write summaries, and identify worlds in urgent need.
Cam will have to open the door, since the address she was given was the Forks one.
James and Samuel are playing some kind of modified Quidditch-with-miniatures-as-levitation-practice thing under Fredrick's supervision in a corner (Mingling is watching), Michael is singing with Amriac in his lap, Minor is doing the format conversions and eating nachos, and Timothy is hovering protectively around Cam in case Niari has a comment. It makes for an eclectic little interdimensional bar.
Office. "Ms. Chua and I agreed upon a means of verification that the five daeva who've been a point of contention are in fact under the bindings described, and agreed that we would have their summoners over to visit as frequently as you might desire to verify that. We have not altered the conditions under which any of them are being held, and I cannot imagine any circumstances under which we would do so. You have my encouragement to request verification of that as often as you might desire it."
"It seemed possible you were worried we had a general habit of being lax about prisoners, and I do want to assure you that we don't. Now, obviously Swan committed no offenses against humans or in your jurisdiction, but given the gravity of the crimes he did commit I think it'd be very reasonable to be angry with us if he had entered your jurisdiction at all after the transfer of custody, which he has not, or been in a position to threaten it, which he has not. You can verify that."
"I mentioned this already, but - when he walked into Milliways for the first time, time paused in the world he'd left from. His summoner was on a planet whose location was known only to him, and access to his entire dimension was controlled by him. I recognize that for reassuring the public, "he could have done anything he wanted" is not as reassuring as 'he's in prison', which is to be honest with you the only reason there are protective measures in place at all, they're certainly not necessary for our safety. But they are in place, and they are adequate; Milliways has security metaphysically guaranteed to be able to handle the job, and we have time travel."
"Time doesn't pass consistently in different parts of Milliways, so it's not the same answer for each of them. Timothy was seventeen when he found it and counts himself almost nineteen now; Minor's switched to keeping his birthdays by Revelation time..."
"It's just converting stacks of books to digital form, Valian standard filetype, as they appear. We can offer you miscellaneous potions and magic items off the Hazel for-demons list, introductions to various Elf royalty, uncannily good books and music recommendations from universes not yet known to Hell..."
"I know everything spoken on Revelation and all but three of Godspring's but I haven't actually picked up anything native to Hell yet and totally do not know enough physics to translate a physics paper and I'm not even sure there's a meaningful sense in which you could write about lightleapers in Cefaxi, it'd all be loanwords."
Out back is mostly Elves, singing, and the dragon enclosure, fairy-managed. "We were hoping that an effect of making the multiverse more interesting would be that more demons would take summons, and you wouldn't get a pool consisting mainly of ones who wanted to have an opening for trouble. I'd be curious if the rate of incidents bears that out."
"Angel tried to persuade someone to snap her binding by claiming bindings were, like, physically itchy - another person heard and intervened, we're holding the angel for questioning - three cases of people committing suicide rather than pay the daeva, generally after agreeing accidentally to a deal that wasn't what they intended because of inexperience, miscellaneous sexual harassment complaints, one demon asked to hold a baby and then dropped it five times, claiming it was slippery..."
"That's just Dwarves - and Godspring humans but they're doing only supervised summoning, right now - and there haven't been incidents reported. Neither of them are as naive as Elves so I'd expect fewer problems in that class - we're now running public service announcements -"
Nod. "People who've seen the war do not need an explanation that bad things can happen but in some of the societies where it's been peacetime for nearly four thousand years...they're running public service announcements with content like 'the linguistics society has now invented a word for 'forcing people to have sex' -"
"Timothy's been recording his interviews for a list to compete with Davidson's. After he sends them home he guesses whether they're trouble and eighty-two percent of the ones he thinks are trouble have had incidents or complaints but more satisfyingly none of the ones he thinks are okay had any - that's not true one guy had a complaint but we looked into it and he'd accidentally made something at a temperature too high to be safe for his summoner, when he was six days old -
- anyway you should watch the recordings and make your guesses and then we'll have data on whether being born human in the 1700s makes you better at noticing malicious people than being an Elf prince who is some ridiculous number of years old. Hi," he says to Niari, "I don't think I know you."
"Yeah, the Valar have poked everyone and Cam introduced us to canned fish so it'll be a long while before anybody who summoned a daeva dies. Even if one of us did I think they'd just want to come back and mostly don't have enough imagination to object to a binding limiting their movements."
"Cir and Ruviri have endured lots of questioning by people with a professional interest so I'd sooner not bother them, but I'd be happy to talk through the procedures with you. So the problem, obviously, is that by default mages' workload leaves them seriously disabled; we are funding reduced workloads but some ways of doing that just encourage maging more children in the first place. Anyone who would like to, personally, buy out a mage's indenture to their guild can do so, and so doing automatically makes that mage a citizen of the Noldor and due to some freedom of movement treaties also the Vanyar and the Teleri, and thereby eligible for our universal basic income, and if you want to buy out a mage's contracts you have to arrange a trust for them with the money, have a social worker come by to explain to them that their access to the money is unconditional and that under our laws you cannot, actually, be contractually obliged to be someone's redmage, have another social worker come by to explain to them how to seek redress in our courts, and arrange and pay for regular visits home to their temple-guild, which is empowered to complain - over my head if necessary - if they have concerns about anyone's treatment."
"So admittedly the longest I've spent in Hell without getting impatient and taking a summons was eight hours? Not counting the time when I hid in my room and did all of med school in one shot. But, like, you might have preferences about how loud your neighbors are, or what your neighborhood looks like, or how frequently someone sets off a nuclear bomb because it's expressive of their feelings. And you might want to live with other people who share your preferences, and you might write up a charter describing what you guys want your neighborhood to be like, and then if you cared about it waaaay too much it might get a little out of hand and end up eight hundred pages long with a mailing list with several gigabytes of text arguments about the meaning of the eight hundred pages. I see why Cam got his own gravity well."
" - uh, I was taking randoms and this woman says 'whatever you want to put peoples' limbs back on before they bleed out so of course I said yes and their building had blown up and they didn't have a list of medical angels or time to wait for 'em so she just cut them free of the building with a hacksaw and I knew how to do anaesthetic by then but of course I couldn't say so and if I'd finished med school I'd have known how to do the amputations cleanly too - and people died - before I arrived, no one died once I took the summons, but still - and once I got back to Hell I hid in my room and did med school and had Cam check my work remotely - so if it ever happened again and the binding were looser I could actually help, because I could never ever live with myself if people died because I hadn't learned fast enough -"
"There's not much to catch up on between where you started and 1802. Most of the things humans did between the Stone Age and 1802 were bad ideas. Religion: don't bother. Crusades: super don't bother. Colonialism: ehhh. I hear good things about metalworking but then -" he makes a pretty gold goblet in midair and catches it - "uh, you're not likely to actually need it."
"Yeah, I figured with the wait times for randoms getting so high the least we could do was have reliable, well-sourced information on specific summons and talking to thousands of demons sounded like great fun so why not? It was also good cover for talking to the ones who found out about Beach. Hello," he adds to Niari. "I'm Timothy. Thanks so much for coming."
" - the state of having promised a daeva you will have sex with them as payment, being one that you can't renegotiate unless the daeva wants to, isn't compatible with consent as we understand it. I do think it's appropriate to have it on the list, but -"
"I love you. Anyway, I'll be careful about which tidbits if you prefer it but - the thing where people have exactly one piece of information about you and it's 'holed a planet' really bothers me. 'holed a planet, plays violin' is tolerable, 'holed a planet, tracks daeva incidents, wags his tail when learning about new magic systems' is good..."
The whole set of Maitimos reviews the videos of Timothy talking with demons. They have very high but not perfect correspondence; the Sanity ones are in fact likeliest to miss somebody that Timothy or Midnight thinks is suspicious.
Timothy edits his demons list for release.
My name is Pia Pichler; I don't know if you know who I am but it is entirely my fault that you were trapped in my parents' backyard on Thursday. I watched some of your show and for some reason when I took my life my browsing history was ransacked to discover that it had to do with knowing I would only be moved, not actually dead. (I summoned my great-grandfather first, to be sure, but somehow they implicated you and not him for showing up and verifying the story!)
My beloved Papa is a wonderful man but you did not see him to best advantage because he was so terribly upset because I would not come when called; it is easily the most selfish thing I have ever done and I am quite appalled at myself for it. Please understand I did not mean to cast any doubt on your claims which are after all entirely true! It is only I suspected that if I appeared when my parents asked for me I would soon find myself picking up precisely where I had left off and that was not at all what I had in mind when I put everything I was doing so abruptly down. Papa, like the authorities, blamed you and not me or his grandfather. I hope you can trust me when I say he did not mean to leave you there for very long; he says and I believe that he was simply so angry when he saw you in person that he went away rather than break down, and would have come back to shout at you in a more composed fashion once calmer. It is still quite inexcusable and I would not blame you a bit for being furious with him even if you had not been on your way to an emergency.
Papa is well and no one except Mama and I know what happened and it shall stay just so. The moment he died some fairies put him in clothes and gave him a cunning little device fairies use to look for their relatives who may be in Fairyland, and he found me in less than a minute, whereupon I agreed at once to come back to Earth since he assured me no one would be expecting me at school a second before I cared to reenroll. Your brother gave him a fright but it did not last nearly so long as the one you suffered and he is safe at home now.
Yours,
Pia
"I don't think for very long but with Milliways 'very long' can get weird. I'm glad he did it, anyway, this seems much - nicer than most other ways it could've gone. And the EU escort vote's soon and I feel like if I'd gotten arrested for murder that'd hurt the cause. Do you know where Theodore is -"
They do!!! They visit miscellaneous historical sites and watch a play in the reconstructed Globe theatre in London and go up the Eiffel Tower invisibly since it's closed for some holiday and walk barefoot on the Moon and - "we should visit that lonely old lady who likes kidnapping me for lectures."
"I'm not actually sure I know how to explain. But some guy locked me in his closet for - I don't know how long he was planning, years I think, the police made him stop - because he thought I was trying to do social engineering to get demons a better reputation and as soon as I got released I made eight more videos, tripled my viewership, organized a strike on gags, ran the strike on gags, and appeared on a bunch of talk shows. The GCP told me to stop telling people they become daeva when they die and I switched to streaming round-the-clock doing nonstop live interviews with people who became daeva when they died. If a cult leader tried to tell me not to say something I would stud the surrounding countryside for a mile around with speakers chanting the thing. It runs in the family."
"Reverse psychology requires understanding psychology and the people making decisions at the GCP are dumber than the rock they built their jail on. I spied on the Moons to figure out what they wanted but I guess if they'd thought to falsify that they could've tricked me until the point where Timothy got involved."